/ink/ - Splatoon General

Hey anyone got that splatfest bingo?

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Friends with Octarians!

Drown all Octarians!

I did it, /ink/

I found my dream team

I regret not playing this game more often. Hope it doesn't lose too many players after this splatfest.

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Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Dogs > Cats
Slides > Coasters
Hot dogs > Marshmallows
Decepticons > Autobots
Science > Art
Planes > Cars
Pirates > Ninjas
Burgers > Pizza
Naughty > Nice
Future > Past
Pokemon Blue > Red
Snowman > Sandcastle
Patrick > Spongebob
Costume > Fancy
Night > Day

>>149413339
did you play in the splatfest

>>149413371
It's shitposting that's existed since the first splatfest.

>>149413339
we need more inkling daddies

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>>149412937

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>Disconnected every single natch i've been in for the past hour
>It's not me because I just reset the router and every other online function has worked perfectly
>This is how it ends

Thanks for the fun times Splatfests.

>>149413339

I've missed this. Better times long ago

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>has the audacity to call one of the sisters their waifu when you haven't even gotten King/Queen rank with them
What's your excuse?

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I'm tired and I want to go to sleep, but I don't want it to be over.

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Fucking hell

I haven't played this game in a while, and coming back for the Splatfest reminds me why. Pure competitive shooters stress me the fuck out so much it isn't funny.

I'm on the verge of biting my gamepad after a series of losses. I'm still 50 points away from royalty, but I'm tempted to call it a night and see if I wake up in the morning early enough to try and get the rest of the way. From my current performance it'll need 20-30 more matches to get there.

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>>149413754
im playing a little later

Did anyone ever scan and upload the Splatoon artbook?

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>>149413754
Because I can't stop playing long enough to post much. Tomorrow, the magic dies.

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>>149413460

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>>149413487
OC here

i got 2, im glad scatfest is over now i can enjoy solo ranked without getting caged for 2-3 days in row

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>>149413371
Yes I did

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>>149414147

I legit feel abit sad that this is it

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>>149414147
>dies

All good things come to an end, anon. Just be happy that thing doesn't get dragged through the mud beforehand.

For the anon that asked for the cutoff for top 100

As of this moment for team Callie it's 1950

One day I'm going to find all these fuckers that think it's okay to just idle at spawn for half the match and snap glass rods in their urethras.

>>149414372
uh anon
what rank are you

>>149413519
Great Eraserhead cosplay, you can clearly see the disatisfaction of life in his eyes.

>>149414147
>the Wii U is dead tomorrow

I'm glad I got the console for free

>>149414878
I havent played in forever so I think I was, A?

ain't gonna pick

i know that means i can't participate in the final splatfest with the epic music, but i don't wanna pick

i don't want either to lose
i'll just chill in the plaza

>>149414790
Calm the fuck down, /hsg/.

>/ink/ will go back to being dead after tomorrow
>/ink/ will never be this alive again until the next game is release
I I honestly might just leave for good after the splatfest ends. it's only downhill from here, and I want to finish on a high note.

>>149415134
buy our plastic figures goy

>>149415242

Don't leave ;.;

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You know, I didn't even notice until now how you could see the sky on this map. How beautiful it is on Splatfest nights...

>>149413286
You fucked up
You will be one of the only western players left

>>149414238
>oc here
why did you feel the need to mention this?

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>>149415497
Almost as beautiful as her

I hope the NX isn't shit so I can buy Splat2n

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>>149415497
Booyah Base is somewhere in the Northern hemisphere at least.

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>>149415242
time to merge, you can't escape

Fucking Calliefags! Get your shit together ffs. Why I can't get the Dynamos? Every team I get is a fucking brush, they don't paint, don't kill, dont push, don'f defend, fuck them.

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>>149415497
Pretty

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Is there any reason to reach Royalty other then more snails? Like, is it tracked somewhere? It's a bit too much of a grind for me.

gonna be pissed if they pull some "it's a tie everyone wins" bullshit

>>149414147
wait, the servers will still be running, right? just no more splatfests?

can't wait for these digusting mariefags to eat shit when callie wins
i will chop up marie amiibo to celebrate

So no more snails after this splatfest?

>>149415819
I wouldn't mind if it actually ended up like that and the results weren't fiddled with.

>>149415808
Only Marie royalty gets to keep their shirt, Callie royalty escapes the ban hammer

>>149415824
Correct. It's only Splatfest events that will stop. Everything else continues as normal

>>149415673
because i'm a original creator :^)

>>149415834
What's your counterbet if Marie wins?

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>>149416005
It's not nice to lie on the internet, anon.
Servers only have afew months before they are shutdown

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>>149415819
That's exactly what I'm hoping for...
Give everyone 999 Snails to sweeten the deal?

>>149413754
disconnects

>>149416013
your english isn't shitty enough, go study the archive and try again later

>>149416005

how will we get sea snails, then?

>>149416180
This, why would they continue when there are no more updates?

>>149416013
watch the master
>>149415673
fuck off nigger

>>149416282
no more Snails, no more multiplayer, no more splatoon.

>>149416180
> Servers
Though if you're talking about whatever system it is that supports the P2P play, I'd be beyond pissed if this happened. If they were going to shut it down this fast anyway, why not have dedicated servers from the start?

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What would you want in a Spla2oon for NX?

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>>149415242
>we'll never go back to Summer 2015 /ink/
why live

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I have returned (banned again for the same reason, thanks mods)
And in a manner akin to a rich uncle that you only get to visit twice a year, I bear many gifts
Like seriously I got to a LOT of translating the past few days
This first one I don't like too much because it's kind of dumb, but I might as well
also noticed many, many shitposters, especially on marie's side, disappointed

>>149416514
It's all servers, P2P is far more trouble than it's worth for a large console company

>>149416537
Octolings to be the main race and all Squids removed

>>149415819

I really hope that doesn't happen

>>149416570
time keeps going faster the older i get and it's making me uncomfortable

>>149416537
i would like for it to exist and the NX to not be a huge flop

>>149416537
how about replays and spectator mode
no idea why this game doesn't have replays

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>>149416715
>>149416537
this

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I certainly hope no one actually believes the servers will be shut down soon
Servers will typically stay up for years after a game is released - Nintendo won't just drop the ball on 4 and a half million users on something that isn't particularly costly

>>149416591
>assuming that we know who you are
this triggers me. I'm glad you're back, though

>>149416591
I'm more disappointed in the shitposters on Callie's side.
But who cares, this is what live threads are like during Splatfest.

>>149416797
>there was never octoling skins for multiplayer

just fuck me up jesus christ

whatever happened to STD? I see that their Twitter is gone.

>>149416808
This artist has fucking issues. Worst couple ever.

>>149416912
It's literally possible to hack them into the game and not be banned it's why they never released them

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I did this one a while back, but I had to change it after realizing that prostrating is much more serious and deserved than bowing, whether or not less than 99% of people know what it is
Also changed it to give it a bit more of a TEAM SPIRIT feel
>>149416860
I guess you do have a point, so I'll rephrase
Translated comics have returned
>>149417042
calm

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>connections perfect, no comm errors
>had multiple dream teams
>no dickshitting bunnyhoppers
>no goddamn eliters
>minimal krakens
>calliefags have been honorable and worthy opponents
>everyone's pretty fresh
>no japanese anywhere
>m-motherfucking-fw

This cannot get any better bros, i don't even give a shit who wins, all I know is that I'm having fun and I hope you guys are too

>>149417000
the team is disbanded

Thatso is in a new team
よしまP doing weeb stuff
bum is busy doing stuff
moon and mars somewhere
and i'm busy enjoying my 3ds

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>>149417205
WHERE IS MY FUCKING MANMENMEI
I NEED MY DOSE

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Life is not worth living without Splatfests! Goodbye, cruel world!

>>149417581

Do a flip

>>149417205
I think bowing is enough, not even the Bible uses 'prostrating'... that and it sounds like something to do with a prostate

>>149417823
Think he meant to say "castrate"

>>149417581
I feel your pain anon. Look at these fools, dancing the night away.

They will never dance again.

>>149416570
>no recordings of tw lobbies

>>149415819
what if squidllings show up and Allah ackbar the splatfest result?

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>>149418352
>squidllings

>>149417248
same here bro, except I'm on the callie side.
>switch to my alt
>1400 points
>games are much harder than they were in 2000+
it may have been because I was using a charger and roller, but I was surprised. I think that the low rank mariefags are winning by a mile, unfortunately. not like the experience of a western player matter, anyway, though, since most of the players are japanese

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"A weapon dedicated to me" was kind of tricky to translate - the term literally used was "itabuki" which literally translates to "pain weapon", so I was a bit confused
On further research, I learned that prefixing an item with "ita" puts it in a very specific kind of category - a custom item that's been absolutely dedicated to some character(s), usually to the extent of eyesore
Google "痛車" (itakuruma, pain car) under images and you'll get the picture
>>149417823
"Bowing" and "prostrate" will have very different meanings, though
First of all, "bow" is a bit ambiguous
It could be a slight bow, just slightly hunching over, or it could be something like the duel bow from Dark Souls 2 - the levels of formality and respect differ
There's also just the connotation entirely: While bowing CAN be used in a worshipping context, it also has the possible meanings of simple respect, formality or even celebration (think an actor post-performance)
Meanwhile, prostrate almost exclusively connotes awe and worship - and considering it's Uchakuma who drew it, I'm almost certain that's what she wanted to go for

>>149418480
I mean octoling I sware

>>149418687
how many more japs are there than western players, like 10 to 1?

>haven't played in over a year
>visit Sheldon
So many fucking weapons

>>149418776
Try 30 to 1

>>149418723
okey doke

>>149418723
I love these comics
and the itabuki thing is pretty funny now that I've seen these "pain cars". thanks for the translator's notes!

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>>149418723
doing a good job, friend

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Team Marie!

Winning team in the splatfest hosts a victory party with losing team's public humiliation as the main event.

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I'm not a very big fan of this artist, but I really liked this comic
1/2

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Team Callie!

>>149417558
aw, that sucks. there were more people in it, though. did they all fuck off, too? I guess thatso just wanted to squad with his /ink/ buddies, and not all the extras he added

>>149419142
> Heartwarming
Good choice Anon.

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>>149419142
2/2
>>149419121
why can't we just be friends?

>>149419341
yeah pretty much they dissapear

>>149419121
jokes on you i'm into that sexually

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>>149419361
Why can't we be friends?

>>149419142
>>149419361
>Something nice from this artist
Rarer than chicken teeth, nice job!

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This one's really old, but I could never figure out what it was saying until I went back to it just recently
Really makes me feel like I've improved, which is great

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>training for splatfest
>win against japs, average four kills a match, usually within top 2 for most turf inked

>splatfest arives
>lose most matches, lucky to get 2 kills, consistently least turf inked

>>149419121
this
I want to see marie burned at the stake, along with my Wii U

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>get a great team
>win a shit ton
>lose one game and everyone leaves

Oh for fucks sake. Why do people still do this?

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a bit of a sequel to a comic from a year previous, though not much, barring the subject matter

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>>149419741
>Get a great team going
>Win
>Get disconnected immediately

>>149419656
>Eavesdropping Callie
>Instinctly Motherly Marie
>Lethally accident-prone Callie
This is too cute.

>>149419741
Maybe you were the shitter and they didn't want to play with you anymore? I leave a room as soon as I see someone gets 0 kills.

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>>149419121
Callie get tied to a post and every Marie supporter gets to unload an ink canister on her. At once.

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How many young Inklings have slept with Marie?

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>>149418074
Forgot pic He's the fools dancing the night away who will soon never dance again.

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>>149416537
Longer/harder single player campaign that expands on the lore a little bit, and daily/weekly single player challenges. I love online, but I also like taking breaks in single player every now and then.

>>149420483
You do realize that turf wars aren't about kills, right?

marie gets fired for her failure and unbelievable unpopularity and she is exiled underground to get raped by octopus dick forever

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I really feel like I've been portraying Ikako's speaking style pretty poorly in some of my translations, but I think I did better with this one
In the originals, Ikako's speech is supposed to be very sparse - she very rarely utters a full sentence (though the top left is an exception), but it's hard translating that to English because it's a lot more acceptable to leave words out in Japanese
For example, you will see Ikako saying "Ikako knows", but in the original comic, it merely says "Shitteru", which just means "know" - because this is acceptable in Japanese but not in English, it is very hard to portray her speaking style with complete accuracy

>>149420785
how long until we get art of marie fucking a donut?

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>>149420702
Just one

>>149420483

I went 4-0. Honestly we didn't lose by much and everyone did well. Just got a little unlucky.

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>>149420634
>that picture
whattaFUCK

>>149420802
A squid alive is a live beacon and a squid that paints, if you aren't killing them it's like you aren't taking out the roots when weeding out your plants.

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>>149420702
all of them

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>>149420702
Hmm...I don't know.

>>149421026
I know.
Not really my favorite either.

>get with a good team
>start at 1800 end close to 2000
>every game I earn less and less splatfest power because my team has more power than the ones we're facing
I don't understand... is the game trying to encourage me to stay with a my team or not? it has this completely separate counter for how long we've been together, so it implies that we should stick together, but it doesn't actually reward us

>>149421101
Top kek

>>149421026
SFM is a cancer to everything.

>you win/lose Power for playing Marie V Marie

What is this bullshit

Where did all the Calliefags go anyway

>>149421790

I just got done with a Callie mirror match so some of us are still here.

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>>149416570
RIP the good times

>>149418824
That A button fading yet?

>>149421790
>mirror matches actually can fuck you over

WHY
H H
YHW

>>149420826
I think it translates well enough
The only problem for me is the vertical speech bubbles

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This artist's style is very unique, but I also love it a lot
Also, that's everything I've done over the past 3 days - I have a few more things I need to translate, though
>>149421991
I see
Sadly not much I can do about those, though

>>149421991
I kn
ow
rig
ht?

>>149422174
u avin' a giggle, m8?

>>149422108
Don't call it a mole, call it a beauty spot.

>the thread is turning back into waifus

End of the line everyone. It was fun. Let's meet back up when Splatoon 2 comes out. Hopefully the cancerous waifufags wi have died out by then.

>>149422108
>moles

I fucking KNEW that's what they were

Am I tripppin or did the splatfest music just change?

No I'm not going to bother to read a whole thread looking for an answer.

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>>149422334
Haha, bye.

>>149422464
yes

>>149422464
Read the thread senpai god damn

>149422334
If this bothers you then you shouldn't have invested in a game littered with cute girls - a game which primarily owes its success to cute girls.

Your only hope is if this Splatfest is a sign that Callie and Marie will be retired from future games now that their popularity and worth is finalized.

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Clear your mind of worries, Callie bootlickers. This total madman secured your victory in Japan.

>>149422334
>literal splatfest about waifu wars
>DUDE GUYS LOL Y R U DOING DIS
But seriously, we know you are lurking.

I miss the global test fire days, where the servers were powered with goat sacrifices and rolling rollers were broken as fuck.

>>149421026
The usual SFM/GMOD cancer

>>149422504
thank you

>>149422587
squigga, what the fuck did I just say.?

what do you reckon is the highest splatfest power in the west? do you think any whities got to the prophesized 3000?

>>149422759
Did he hack?

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Marie will not be fired!
Callie needs Marie!

Remember to seabag all Callie shitters.

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>>149422925
Some guy on Leddit said the highest is 2499.

https://www.reddit.com/r/splatoon/comments/4u9w6j/my_callie_power_peaked_at_2499_im_really_pulling/

>yfw /ink/'s waifuism is beaten by some ledditor

>>149423110
This hurts

>tigger disconnected 1 minute in
nigger

>>149423056
He streamed his entire ascension, start to finish. If there was something fishy going on one of his two thousand viewers would have called him out on it.

>>149413339
I wanna date a SquiDilf

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>>149423110

>J-just one more please

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>>149423197
>seabag
>not squidbag
It's like it's still 2015.

>>149423306
What was his loadout then? That's incredible considering the teams are random and not squads

>>149423072
Marie will be reassigned to Callie's fortress, where she will be safe

>>149422759
>abusing Japanese lag
>skill

LOL

>>149423224
autism =/= skill

my favorite splatfest meme is the "mash the shit out of booyah all the time"

>>149423306
>>149423498
I wanna know his loadout as well. That's insane.

>>149420042
This is happening a lot recently. If we fuck them 70% or more I'll get disconnected as soon as it's over. Fuck this shit.

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how old were callie and marie when they first had sex

>>149423609
But anon, it's got to take skill to reach 2499 considering you start at 1700 with S+ and you can lose points

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eeee!
teeny callie!

>>149423498
Gold dynamo + last-ditch effort helmet and stealth jump rainbow shoes.

>>149423554
Games between japanese players are virtually entirely free of lag.

>>149423728
Talomg a break from the fun,watching someguy with 2550 right now. Don't know if it's the same guy.

>>149423224
Sounds like you think that any of /ink/ is good enough to get even 1700 when most aren't even A rank.

>>149423925
what about subs? DidHe roll for triples on the splatfest tee too?

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at the beach

>>149423913
I want to breastfeed little Callie!

>>149424000
*Taking. Sorry, fingers are retarded.

>>149423925
>dynamo
>meme shoes and ugly ass helmet

Im so fucking sad that this splatfest's ending soon

>match has been unbelievably even
>both teams are wiped during the last ten seconds except for one gal on my team
>instead of painting, he stands still shooting at a superjump marker
>we lose by 0.2%
that was the stupidest fucking display I've seen in the year that I've owned this game. this was a 2200 power team, too. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>149422759
holy shit
this guy is a fucking legend
did he ever stop? has he actually been playing this whole time?
>>149423224
shit... I'm not letting fucking reddit beat me.

>>149423897
probably that age

>>149424080
Cute hips!

>>149423897
Define sex. It's tricky to pinpoint when between girls.

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>>149423393

>>149424031
Tim got 2200

what weapons you guys using for the fest? I'm using the Jr. and I just feel like I'm not accomplishing much

>>149424556

.52 Gal Deco

>>149424031
I went 1850 and over on previous Splatfests, but these days it's just too slow and they keep disconnecting me from good teams early on. My best was around 1400 this time.

>>149424556
Put 1 main of run speed, 1 main of swim speed, at least 3 subs of duration, and the other 3 subs whatever you want.

>>149424072
Can't recall what his subs were, actually. Though I'd suspect they were all ink recovery since that's what he has on his competitive gear.
>>149424146
He stopped twice to get a bit of sleep but otherwise grinded ceaselessly for about 36 hours. Winning past the 3000 mark nets you 3 points. Losing penalizes you a vicious 18 points.

>>149424556
going old school with my gear and weapon from the first splatfest
black zapper for me

>>149424398
clothes off, having a cuddle, having a kiss, mashing pissers??

>>149424556
I use the e-liter and disconnect every time the arena isn't moray towers

>>149424556
Og splattershot, went rapid blaster towards the end though

>>149424398
Sniffing each others butts.

>>149424556
Brush and the cherry splattershot pro thing

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they've come a long way

>>149424556
Kelp Splat Charger. I used to be a 1337 sniper, but suddenly my precision just fucked off to russia.

>>149424743
>+3
I get that sometimes
>-18
damn!

Tri-slosher has been holding it down for me.

Go Team Marie

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I'm on Team Marie, but I wish the Team Callie fans good luck! against us

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Do you think Marie is proud of me?

>>149424743
GodDAMN why are japs so needlessly autistic with this game? I mean that's impressive, but shit dude, still

>>149425380
Squidlolis

>tfw a teammate is struggling up a wall and you ink them a path up

teamwork feels great

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>>149425329
Yes

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>>149425447
>tfw they do it for you
>you booyah
>they booyah back

Also, just got 13 kills and 0 deaths in a match. SHIT that feels damn good

>>149425447
>tfw you're about to throw a sprinkler, but a teammate drops an inkstrike where you were going to put it
Th-thanks senpai.

>>149425583
yeah baby

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>>149425583
>>149425329
>there are people ITT who don't start at 1700
Disgusting.

>>149424556
Splattershot Jr with special charge up hat/feet with 6 sub saver subs. Started wtih 1200 power and ended with 1450ish power.

Play Commando style, give zero fucks about charging, dont forget to super jump away in a pinch or toss a grenade when escaping around a corner. faggots love chasing and taking a splatbomb to the face

Swim speed up makes me feel like a fucking shark, what with speedy kills from the slosher.

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>>149425079
I wonder what new roles they'll play in a new game. Perhaps they'll have to retire from show business and fully invest in their Agent assignments as the Octarians resurface?

>>149425596
So what crutch weapon did you use?

>>149425757
i did. I lost a lot of Marie vs Marie fights

What's the forecast for tonights saltstorm once the results are posted?

>>149425913
we'll never see them again

>>149426120
Raining Callie tears everywhere

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/757049636720828416

>Japanese results delayed until NA/EU Splatfest is over
Nobody gets a shitposting headstart, nice I suppose.

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>>149425913
Octarians will be friends, the Agents will be antagonists you have to beat in the single player mode to rescue your inkling friends

Sex with Marie!

>>149425913
i hope they fuck off forever

If Callie and Marie got pregnant, who would have the bigger belly?

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>>149426150
That's why we'll never see them though. They're kicking ass underground.

>>149413565
Yea me too

>>149426030
Grim blaster

>>149426248
Like I said, needlessly autistic

>three losses in a row
MOTHER
FUCKING
CALLIE
SHITTER
CMON

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https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/boards/v.vg/text/Squidbag%2A/

>literally 6 day difference in-between people using the word "squidbag"

I guess /ink/ really will be dead after this Splatfest ends.

>>149426304
Callie would have the belly, Marie is barren.

>>149426120
All the salt will come from our tears

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>>149426414
How does that have.... well, anything to do with how alive the game is?
The community just grew up.

>>149426304
Marie. She eats more Junk food than Callie.

>>149426414
>squidbag

>>>/r/splatoon

>bernitdown
kek

>>149426598
>She eats more Junk food than Callie
i wouldn't say that. callie eats more than marie - she just works it off with her activity.
they have the same body, anyway

>>149426547
>implying that people don't squidbag anymore
I've gotten squidbagged a few times today. it just shows that people don't talk about the game anymore.

never gonna reach royalty if the wait time between matches is so long

>>149426875
squid

>>149426304
Whichever one that's going to give birth to a bigger baby or the one with twins, triplets,etc

>>149426804
Both Callie and Marie have literally confirmed multiple times that Marie eats more junkfood. This is common knowledge.

that got really close! gg wolfhound

>>149427043
Also Marie exercises less. She's built for being a big soft busty mommy.

yo is there a redz1t in here, sniping is on point

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>>149427218
phuk ye broh

First splat fest I've played since pirates vs ninjas. I have no idea what these team power level means or anything. But I'm still surprised and pissed people seriously think they are useful when tthe bring a scope/e-liter to turfwar, I guess somethings will never change.

>>149426120
We'll all cry as the final splatfest fades away into a memory.

>>149427338
good shit, i'm the runes with the glasses
shame about that towers match

>>149426414
It's called inksacking

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>>149413487
Thanks! Gonna save this somewhere safe for the memories...

>>149427043
show me where? it's made pretty explicit that callie has a love for food. she was team eating, after all.
>Hey, do you have change for the vending machine?
>The best thing about working here was the food!
>(on Saltspray Rig) They should totally open a cute coffee shop here!
>Help! I have a sudden craving for peanut butter!
>Palm trees! Aww, man, now I want coconut ice cream!
>The cafeteria here is free for employees!
>Marie: Are there any restaurants you HAVEN'T been to?
>Marie: I know that face. It's your 'thinking about chips' face.
etc. etc. etc.
or are you just shitposting me

>>149427402
Fuk u i get 700-1000 with chargers on everage

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>>149426547
>community grew up
>they all moved to discord
:^)

>Lobby actually timed out, not even finding another Marie squad to fight

I guess there aren't many playing on the West Coast?

>>149420042
You have no idea how absurdly common this has been for me. Every time I get competent players the connection is lost after the score is tallied.

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>>149422759
How....No seriously....fucking how?????

>>149427846
My "everage" charger teammates are mostly useless. Most aren't even getting kills, which os the sad part, Marie would be disappointed.

>>149427082
GG Walter! You're really good with the Dual Squelcher.

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>149427884
>implying the discord fags needed to be here in the first place.

>>149428194
I kinda hate this dude's splatoon art. it has a really mexican vibe to it

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>>149422626
>Callie and Marie are retired
>Squid kids are retired in general
>Spla2n features octokids

>still haven't run into anyone from the thread
this sucks since it's the last splatfest

I tried the Custom Splattershot Jr for the first time tonight. How is it that they didn't nerf the fact that you can start charging the Echolocator immediately after you use it? It basically gives you infinite ammo if you've got even a decent clothing setup.

NOTHING
BUT
FUCKING
RETARDS
FUCK OFF CLANFAGS

>>149428264
Tako and Yaki

I'm ready to fight and die for Callie!!!

>winning a 3v4

nice job guys

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>>149428607
same here

anyone have a transcript of callie+marie's splatfest intro lines?

>start getting to 1450+ games
>start noticing more scummers

>>149428607
>>149428647


Good because I'm ready to kill you for Marie......

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>>149428241
Really now?

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>>149428710
the edge

>>149428241
So? His name IS Sr.Pelo or something like that

1/99 let's finish this one for good

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Fucking hell. I was on a winning streak until i reached the last leg before achieving the royalty title. From there, i practically lost all the way to royalty, winning like 4 battles only. Some of the losses were from games that were close calls, but the rest of the matches my teammates got their shit pushed in. What a way to end the last splatfest.

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:'(

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what do you think about my ethernet pulling rig

>>149428647
Tanned Callie, Busty Marie, all is good in the world.

>>149428680
Noticed a whole lot of perfect gear in 1700-1900...even for the splatfest shirt lol.

>>149429039
You're going to break your router

>>149429041
why do you do this every time
save the breast fawning for images that are actually intended to draw focus towards them

>>149429039
HOT

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Marie is...

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this one is so sweet... i'm gonna miss splatfests
can't wait until splatoon 2
>>149429119
hope he does honestly

>>149429150
why do you do this everytime
save the whining for reddit

>>149429150
We've been fawning over Marie's glorious breasts for the last two threads, where have you been?

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Reminder on why you shouldn't let Callie win

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i wish nintendo made callie and marie have unique squids, instead of just ones in their color
i think black and white squids look cool!

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I like Marie, but not enough to grind to royalty at midnight after a whole day at work. I'm sorry

>>149429631
looks like shit tbqh

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that'll be all for tonight

>>149429586
I have a whole splat34 folder waiting. Who wants the link?

>>149422365
What the hell else would they be?

>>149429805
Dude, no one cares about your Splatoon porn folder

>>149429631
Me too, it looks so strange seeing them skip from black to pink, white to green. It just looks wrong.
At the very least they should've made Callie's squid form have much longer tentacles.
Maybe we'll finally get to see them in Spla2n for an official look? We know from the latest album that they can indeed turn into Squids, as if there was ever any doubt.

>>149429337
>hope he does
wow. what did I do to deserve this

>>149424556
.96 Gal
I fell for the Gal as soon as I met her, and I ain't never gonna give her up or let her down
She's as good as you'd expect for turfwar, she has game on every map in rotation tonight

>>149429637
then just play a bit

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Translate this please, hun.

>>149429980

You jack off to pictures of the .96 Gal don;t you

so, when are they going to announce the tie??

>>149429805
GIBE DA BOOBIES BOSS

>>149429931
Being one of the bastards that contribute to communication errors.

>>149430125
I hope they do this and everyone gets 48 snails.

I dont want either waifu to win.

If my waifu wins that means its over, no more contests, being king of the castle of no fun all the time

If my waifu does not win it will suck for a few weeks but then..

oh god please nintendo dont.. dont just please. think about spla2n.

>>149430050
>Aohota
>Hotaao
>Nevermind Team Callie and Team Marie, Aohota and Hotaao have always been the
best!!
>How does that feel...?
if only callie looked a little less... completely distressed

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>>149430125

>a tie

If that happens we send the bombs

>>149430050
why do japs have a thing for ears? Real question

>>149430190
>just because I pull the plug means that that everyone dcs
surely nintendo didn't make it this way. surely they're not THIS stupid? right? if they are, I'm sorry, I guess

>>149430234
This

This

This

And this

Who the FUCK thought this Splatfest was a good idea

>>149430265
She's not distressed, she's cumming.

>splatfest results will be decided on individual Callie and Marie Amiibo sales

>>149430346
every splatfest was callie vs marie

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>>149430339
earplay is a great fetish
wish there was more art of it for splatoon
>>149430445
um, could've fooled me

>>149430497
No, it was Callie's tastes vs Marie's tastes
I don't want any verdict on which girl is best, they're both wonderful, this is bullshit

>>149430085
GIT YER HANDS OFF MY GAL

>>149430535
What ISN'T your fetish?

>>149430269
I will gladly light my Wii u on fire if that happens.
This is a waifu war. Not a presidential election. You can't just rig it to come out 50/50. Also nobody in their right mind would believe that perfect 50/50 Bullshit. One side or the other is bound to come out on top. Ties almost never happen. What would make splatoon the exception?

>>149430598

I prefer her little sister the .52

>eliters going 9/0
b-b-b-but towers got balanced

>>149430848
I still question how towers magically got 1 for NA and europe. It feels rigged as heck.

looks like the redditor baby hugbox freaks have arrived
callie is gonna win fair and square and marie will lose horribly. it's just facts. none of your swiss rainbow candyland ideas of "muh 50/50" will change that.

>>149430672
i dunno what you mean

>>149430445
imagine the cute sounds callie makes when she cums

>>149430339
It helps destabilize the already unstable splatoon multi player system. I doesn't make everyone pull the plug. But it does make everyone else (on that server at least) have a higher chance of disconnecting.

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>The connection is unstable
>The connection has been lost
Every FUCKING time! I've got my system less than FIVE FEET from the router! What the fuck is the problem?

>>149431107
Use a LAN adapter

danmaku if you're around you my nigga