/srg/ speedrunning general

>>149404907
lmao 2 pigs

>>149404907

3rd for /pol/ and hippie spaces

>>149404907

>tfw you'll never be a deformed fat blob, holding a headset microphone for the interviewees while awkwardly mouthbreathing in a disgusting manner

>>149405141
>>149405334
>de hippie spacing

how does tirean have a fanbase

he sounds like he should be making patronizing minecraft videos and looks like he should be on some kind of register

>>149405141
>>149405541
epic

>>149405730
because he plays good games

>>149405730
didn't he molest Joshimuz' gf or was that someone else

>>149404907
Mike Stand, never forget.

>>149405987
that was Fil

are they already 3 hours behind? literally the only run I want to see is AVP2 and it's already 2am and outlast should've started more than 2 hours ago

>>149405730
rode that gta wave a while back

>>149406142
its like 30 minutes behind

Why is Tirean alone?
Didin't he said something about the ESA GTA runners talking shit about him at his back?

>>149406129
Wait, you mean the massive fucking GTA nuthugger who eventually started running GTA himself? The guy who ruined Adam's chat many moons ago?

What happened?

esa really sucks now :(

>>149407331
>now

Production seems a bit sloppy this year, isn't the old tech crew there anymore?

>>149406807
yes
https://twitter.com/Tireantheklutz/status/746376780966150146

>>149407415
There's no smoke without fire

I doubt people are shittalking him without cause

>>149406129
It wasn't Fil, it was someone else. Fil was gone way before ESA 2015
>>149407295
He asked another runner's girlfriends for nudes and when people got mad at him he withheld his new WR run to "punish mh" for being a good friend of the other runner (lol I dunno). He then got chased out of the community.

>>149407415
yuros are still that mad about brexit
they ain't seen nothing yet

>>149407369
I always see Edenal tweeting about tech stuff, so I don't know what's up

>>149407514
>There's no smoke without fire
I want to kill you and fuck your mother

did >we get to see soe and his beta orbiters yet

>>149407941
lol why did that trigger you so hard?

why is there only one good speedrun in this marathon?

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>>149394440
i actually speedrun but i rarely come here so go figure

>>149408194
thanks for the late response!

>>149407793
evidently not doing his job

>>149408039
He vapes.

>>149408142
but medievil isn't being run

How's the ESA so far?

>>149408321
you would think that all these professional streamers could check shit before they started their run

>>149408491
great!

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bi-annual reminder of best girl

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>>149408283
i have to find some sort of excuse to post these
it wasnt (You) who made that post anyways

at least this guy isnt a bumbling fucking autist

Gosh, ESA is ded af

>>149408667
are we watching the same stream?

>>149408350
>alowishus is running some shitty meme game at the marathon when he could be running medievil

>>149408746
hes talking about his run, he isnt stuttering, no awkward silences

hes playing a mediocre game and a worse speedgame but at least hes likeable

>>149408573
No, best speedfu is RussianGirl, I'm still waiting for the to talk with chat like the other years.
https://twitter.com/SusanneTinel

>>149405730
i always watch him when i can't sleep and he's streaming san andreas, because no one else streams around that time. i always watch muted, though.

>>149409045
but she doesn't even speedrun does she?

>>149407514
you don't understand the gta community. they're like the table of retards at elementary school lunch.

>>149409315
well that's why I know nothing about them

>>149408706
word

>>149407415
ESA shooting hoyp

>>149409218
she speedruns beers with flicky and the boys she's pretty based

>>149409493
i blame flicky for this mess

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>>149409218
Who cares lol

this is actually fucking hurting me
are all yuros like this

>>149409493
um, then she clearly can't be the best speedgirl idiot
now, best speedgroupie, i think she's got a real shot, she could also be cutest cleaning lady as well, but best speedgirl is undeniably >>149408573

I would fucking destroy this chicks thighs desu!

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Too fucking awkward for me man

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>>149410059

>>149410059
i also love cottage cheese

>Maral: The mixer is broken and DHL didnt deliver all the tech stuff they needed so tech crew is running on 65% of their stuff and working their *** off things will be better tomorrow

>>149404907
God damn I want her to sit on my fucking face for days.

>>149410485
they just noticed this today?

Anyone else primarily not donating because of G2A/G4G/Athene bullshit?

>>149410381
cottage cheese is a shit-tier snack

\/ape
/\ation

PIE DROPPIN F-BOMBS LIKE THIS SHIT IS HIROSHIMA

>>149411769
whats a vapeation?

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https://clips.twitch
tv/iateyourpie/WanderingDuckMau5

>>149411769
Shouldn't it be /\/ation?

>>149412015
\ // \ keep it green bro

everyone should resign after this

>>149412015
let's take a vote my fellow vape bros http://www.strawpoll.me/10819430

Rape
Nation

>>149412003
hahahahah fuckin classic

>>149411195
I dont know why you wouldnt donate. G4G is not G2A- They are independent and all donations go straight to Save the Children- AND there is an amplifier- meaning 1 dollar is actually 10 dollars towards the cause. If there is one speed-event you should donate to... it's this one. savethechildren.org/gamingforgood

>>149412881
ESA's Moobot actually mentioned that donates had some interaction with G2A (as well as being run via G4G (which I dislike for similarly skeezy reasons)).

>>149413186
afaik g4g only uses g2a payment processor because it allows for more payment methods and lower fees = better for the charity. Dont seem to bad to me Keepo

>>149408039
You probably did something to deserve it.

Honestly I find it hilarious whenever it gets awkward in the intermissions. I cant stop laughing. I hope that tech doesnt receive their missing stuff for atleast a couple of days- because so far this is the most fun ESA I've ever seen. HAehahaha. :D

>>149412881
PCF at least is harmless and only does stupid billboards and posters. But Save The Children is actively fighting to bring down western civilization. You have to be a fucking idiot to donate.

>>149415589
ok white boi-you stink of fear

>>149415589
LUL more liek PCF does nothing and are actually useless while Save the Children actually help Save peoples lives on a daily basis. LUL

first reply picks my next speedcrawl
please help no medievil though

>>149416004
Gimmick

>>149415875
save the children are predominately supplying chinese pf89 rocket launchers to syrian children to fight against Assad.

>>149411769
>>149412134
>h3h3 memes
the worst

>>149416102
k on it thanks friendo
time for suffering

>>149416169
illuminati

>>149415731
>white boi
Since you use it as an insult, does it mean you are a nigger/spick/jew yourself?
>>149415875
>saving children so they could live longer in a 3rd world shithole
It is what slacktivism is.

>>149415589
>>149416169
>>149416353

>>>/pol/

does that girl have a willy?

:3c

eu LUL

Did anyone mention why the fuck the pug-faced troll was sitting shotgun for this run? She hasn't said shit and seems to be falling asleep.

>>149416353
u aint never seen a nigger on /srg/ before?

just because life to u is shit doesn't mean life to someone else regardless of where they live is shit. overprivilidged scum only write shit like u do.

>>149415731
>using white as an insult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72U8y2sayM

I really hope they dont get paid for this. This is the worst marathon I have seen.

>>149416640
>LUL
helium exit yourself

>>149416973
nah, this is ESA-everyone is volonteering

>>149416698
of course there are blacks on /srg/. the MHC is always here reading

>>149416548
i know this is shitcrab but using the word willy made me think it was yashi for a second.

>>149417130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY

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What's up you meme loving fucks?

>>149417412
watching sleeping grill on camera at ESA
>ETA 01:50:00

she's not gonna make it

>>149417776
i don't think so either lol

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>>149417412
>How in the fuck did the /srg/ thread get so bad?
you summed it up in one photo a bit back

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>>149417776
haha, yeah

Did you know that if you don't move Doshin for 15 minutes he falls asleep?

>How in the fuck did the /srg/ thread get so bad?

by being part of the problem

i'm part of the solution

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>>149418090
Say that to my face when I've gained enough skulls or hearts

>>149417985
fuck off

you aren't the real you

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man im really enjoying this """''''comfy'''""""' marathon run

>>149418396
If she fully falls asleep a group of guys should stand around and cum all over her.

>Mark McKenzie @wersterlobe Jul 18
For anyone waiting for me to run Gen 1-3 again, the chance is actually 0 now. The runs are just boring, community is worse, etc etc

LOL
O
L

hes just buttblasted hes now shit at those games and cant hold onto WRs anymore

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>>149418379
why do you think i have to save him all the time

>>149418485
Who is she anyway? Non-runner or? I'm really not familiar with euro speedrunners at all.

>>149418546
Werster is such a fucking egotist. I really wish he'd hurry up and have the complete mental breakdown he's been spiraling towards for a while so we have another tranny to feel disgust/pity towards.

Congratulations, Luzbelheim!

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>>149418546

>>149418721
>Who is she?

No clue. All I know is them legs and that ass are intoxicating.

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hahahahHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHAaaaaaa lmao
>randomly

reminder to always use ingame time

*posts irrelevant sonic video*

>>149419078
her
https://twitter.com/cursedd0lls

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>>149419316
APOLOGIZE

>>149419417
no

>>149419078
>>149419580
lmaoooo u gay

>>149419704
wat

>>149419704
please stop replying to my posts

reminder to always use real time
*loads game into ram*

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>>149419891

>>149418546
Haha, good one, reddit.

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>>149420046
>our boi
stop now

>>149420082

stay mad wobblers

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>>149420141

>>149420258
>de hippie spacing

>unironically thinking IGT is better than real time

can someone FUCKING stream im done with this memeathon

*streams*

>>149419570
fucking hell

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>>149419316
>sometimes

i meant someone good....

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>>149420290
get the meme name right silly

Good night, /srg/.

medievil when

>>149420603
what a cringey loser

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>>149420836
his idea of a joke

>>149419316
>all these tranny enabler replies
holy fuck

>>149421073
Cant tell if its a bunch of sociopaths or genuinely '''''nice''''' people

>>149420670
you are about to miss the best run at esa

>>149422126
which would be?

>>149422240
http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule

looks like sleepy ESA grill is gonna make it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNyRI3OZjuw

>>149422379
holy fuck, Konata is so cute

fw Benzo will never make a sims character based on you

>>149422343
>Aliens versus Predator 2
>Easy Alien campaign
why even bother running games in EZ mode

>>149422126
Dynowarz isn't for another few days lad

>>149422575
because it's faster, which is the whole point of speedrunning

anybody got pics of this chicks ass and?or thighs? need mah fix bois

>>149421050
goblin

fw FurryYiffman will never add you as a twitch friend

>>149422704
Why not enter cheat codes while you're at it?

>>149422913
woah woah there dude, we dont wanna be THAT fast.

>>149422791
does this girl have a cute penis or no

Is there a reason for spics to be blasting their shit music tonight?

I'm trying to watch speed games.

>>149423120
sorry

>>149423270
good now fuck off headcrap

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>>149422560
tell me who you are and give me a pic...

>>149422791
Same.

Want to spread that glorious ass and tongue her hole as deeply as I can.

>>149423390
It's no fun that way though..

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>he's too autistic to just say sorry and get up and go to sleep

to be fair Im falling asleep here too, I really like ESA but man this run sucks

why do euros suck at marathons?

>>149424763
>1200 dollar raised first day
>runs over estimate
XDDDD

noooooooooooooo, dont cut dat ass

These neets couldn't even remember their sponsorship information?
dudes literally reading from a piece of paper

I dont like this cunt announcer, he seems like the type of person that would wear a fedora unironically and call women m'lady

reminder to come erp during cruxit's run
twitch
.tv/srgmarathon

who picked the runners? they all suck

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>>149425171
tip after tip after tip

why is this guy rolling every fucking word he can?

whatever happened to adamak?

man, Beethoven's 2nd didn't age well

>>149425676
he goes by narcissa now

>>149425879
Who would have known how mentally ill adam was all this time.

>>149425676
more like madam lmao

>>149426142
nice

>>149425676
DOCTOR AdamAK is finally working out for that DOCTOR degree.

>>149426439
>new ip
adam stream monhun you fraud

>>149426439
Really? A doctorate? What a waste.

this game stinks

Adam has too much gaming-related skill to squander his time on a job like treating the ill.

>putting headphones on after hairy four eyed shrek
>the stench

>>149427101
>adam
>gaming skill
smdh
gonna have to drop a big fat LOL on this tbqh

what a coincidence that the ESA stream layout looks like shit when the speedrun.com site layout turned to shit

really makes you think...

I did not knew you could screw up harder than GDQ, and then comes ESA which was supposed to make speedrun marathons great again and partners up with Gaming4Good? Lmao

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>>149427979
Make speedrun marathons great again

>>149428185
why are trihex runs always the highlight of the serg memeathons

>>149429328
who?

>>149429328
>15
>not legal
I pity you, America.

this ESA stream is a riveting stream so far

>>149429328
>wait 3 years
Why wait?

if Speed marathons actually had charities that benefit white people, maybe I would donate

>>149428185
i need this vod

LITERALLY AN ARYAN BOY ON CAMERA SITTING THERE IN SILENCE FOR 2 MINUTES

are they getting paid for this? shame shame

>>149430158
leading up to a game about doritos

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>>149411769
>>149412134
Who /redditnation/ here?

>>149432371
thanks for the late response!

>>149432371
Is the joke supposed to be that the image is a cancer overload?

reminder
https://www.reddit.com/user/slayerofbabies

/v/ esa threads are better than /srg/

lol

/v/ cosme threads are better than /srg/

lol

/v/ erp threads are better than /srg/

lol

Nindiddeh on low 1:15 pace 50m into the run.

>I got the first 1:16 in SMS Any%

Reminder that Pogington is a massive BLM-supporting SJW faggot.

>>149438592
literally who cares? can we have a marathon where we dont do background checks on everybody?

>>149439107
The infiltration already began. ESA will only go down from here.

/v/erg > /serg/ t b h

Robin Williams is dead.

>>149439567
literally who?

>anon keeps talking about big august surprise that will change speedrunning
>pie announces his mario maker races with amazing prizes like 3 all expenses paid trips to twitchcon.
>pie introducing large monetary rewards for races in speedrunning which will catch on with many other events and turn speedrunning into an esport finally.
>august anon hasn't posted since that news was revealed
so I take it the HUGE announcement was another pie gimmick?

someone save ESA

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>mfw GDQ staff is so full of themselves that they don't even have a feedback thread anymore because it's just a waste of time listening to the community.

why is speedrunning such a white washed hobby

First time for an ESA, is there a VOD option for the RE3 speed run?

What the fuck is Pokémon community's problem? Why is the timing method such a big issue? Just use both and choose one for "main timing", like you already do. Everyone with a brain is going to know that a run with the same IGT and faster RTA is the better run anyway.

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dat layout doe..

>>149444751
Isn't it because of the dodrio mode in stadium

>>149445121
Are you watching this in 2002?

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>>149445121
>see file name

>>149445121
I never heard of this game before some weeks for scrubathon but now I see it for a second time in such short time,

>>149446025
>>149445121
The new cam/couch setup is nice. Did thes get a projector yet?

>>149445437
It would at least make the run somewhat entertaining.

>>149441835
Wasn't the feeback thread just them completely ignoring, banning or telling the same bullshit about how mike u is a good boy anyway?

>>149444368
Looks like you just have to open an archived video on twitch and check with the schedule where it starts.

*jumps into bed with /srg/*

*curls toes*

*creates time itself*

Narci talkin about using controller adapters for OoT..

>>149447004
You mean Cosmo?

>>149447129
LUL deadnaming in 2016 LUL

>>149447004
reminder to ALWAYS and ONLY use OFFICIAL hardware
OFFICIAL hardware is the ONLY legitimate hardware
*plugs in third party memory card*
*plugs in ESS adapter*

>those 2 gay niggas that just can't stop spaming narci shit like he still speedruns

Why is ESA shit? You told me it was cool, /srg/.

>>149448564
>You told me it was cool, /srg/.
that was esa crew

esa is a failure of epic proportions

How could GDQ beat ESA? What the fuck is happening!? I can't DEAL WITH THIS.

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Well I guess now we know why this event is so badly run this year. Fucking gdq illuminati.

>>149449228
>>149449359
americans have ruined esa

Not seeing many *anonymous* donations, lads

>>149450043
They don't need to hide it.

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How did mike uyama and coolfatty get a hold of esa? Did they smell the mercedes money all across the ocean?

>>149449847
esa was always shit though

>>149450043
Why would anyone donate anonymously? You donate to streamed marathons to attentionwhore your sobstory and shitty jokes.

I wonder if they will keep their jobs after failing in every conceivable way. If they have any respect they should all resign after esa is done

>>149450641
Yes lets fire all those whacks and hire the professional GDQ crew instead!

>>149450641
lmao if someone like curseddolls can even get a job there without anyone calling them out I think everyone will be keeping their jobs just fine

>>149450641
esa is non profit they all are all volunteers

>>149450814
so they dont get paid for it. no salaries?

>>149451039
no

>>149451147
So they do get salaries?

can you imagine dying on the last boss not once but twice in front of thousands of people man I'm glad that doesn't happen

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>2 hours behind schedule on the first day

>>149451189
edenal has been completely transparent with their budget in the past you should probably ask him

this runner is so nice, feel pretty bad for him.

>>149451546
so they are getting paid?

I just woke up. Is this still a trainwreck or is it better now?

>>149451868
Yes and yes

>>149451868
>just a silent screen with sponsors

>>149451913
Well I noticed spikevegeta was at least doing announcer stuff instead of that greenhaired chink.

>>149451706
Haha it is his birthday today too. Can't make this shit up.

>>149451950
I watch esa to get away from gdq shit like spikevegeta.

How hard is it to set up background music

All they need is a youtube VGM playlist in the background on their streaming computer with the volume slider set to about 25%

>people think you're cute
well that was more awkward than it needed to be

>>149452050
What was the name of the site with a huge list of videogame music that would play them in random order? Someone link them that site.

maral a cute

Probably should hire a circus or a band so they'll have something for delays.

>>149452148
roach

Europe can't even do simple things correctly.

>>149452135
http://vip.aersia.net/

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The pigsmake esa already better than gdq.

>>149452227
They take attention away from the runner. If this was my marathon, they'd be banned.

>>149452287
From next year only runner-approved farm animals will be allowed at the announcer table.

I don't know what you are complaining about, it's better than GDQ for me. I'd rather have poor stream quality with focus on speedruns than that trannyfest with "Greetings from Germany" squaked by edobean constantly.

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>>149452227

Why do people pick up such garbage games?

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>>149452287

Finally finished learning Turok lads, runs tomorrow.

>>149452406
Less competition

>>149452780
Why is he peeing in his own mouth?

>>149452828
He's living the dream.

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>>149452780

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>>149452226
>mfw that soul edge track comes up
Holy shit, why did the later games not have music this good?

>>149453403
Soul Calibur always had aweome music though.

>>149452135
>>149452226
>>149453403
>switch scene
>press play
it's not fucking hard

>>149453428
Yeah I guess it was never bad or anything. Felt like it got a bit more subdued as the series went on though.

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Making the best out of the bad situation because of shipping issues.

>yump

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>>149452693
>game is uncontested
>get a new PB
>WFuckinR guys!

seems to me like esa is recovering slightly

>>149454236
they did the same mistake last year so it seems like a bad habbit

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l-lewd

>>149454395
>Flying to AGDQ today guys!

>intermissions are longer than the actual runs

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bring back the don

>>149454236
>vlc

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>>149456316
>using an all around good software that excells at streaming for streaming

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>>149456430
>excells
:D

>>149456607
Now try that without spamming pause and reverse to get your memeshot.

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>ESA has a tech crew that is prepared
the absolute madman

Have they really just shitcanned the race because tech fucked up?

>>149455505
underrated post

>chubblesdelfuego squeezing his greasy mug back onto the cam at any chance he can get

Cringe

>>149457407
>cringe
Sup reddit.

>>149457985
cringe

Any good runs so far?

>person finds some basic things in a game that anyone would come across eventually by trying basic 'out of the box' moves
>puts together a basic route
>does a few runs, makes himself out to be really good at the game
>acts like he's got a time hes happy with
>stops playing
>new runners enter the scene, quickly catch up to the original runner
>they're improving fast
>original runner comes back and improves his time
>'there's no way they'll touch my god time now'
>other runners quickly overtake the lesser skilled original runner
>runner tries to take his time back, but due to flimsy dedication and baby bitch boy attitude, he cannot and rage quits
>spends every day anonymously spouting about he is the 'god father' of his game
>other runners are putting the time and effort in, creating new movement and strats along the way and quietly incorperating them into the run
>original runner sees this happening and thinks to himself 'this is all mine, they wouldn't be doing any of this without the foundations I laid down'
>newer runners continue to put the time in, pushing boundries with movement, strats and new tricks while beating the game quicker and quicker
>by now the skill gap and knowledge between the new runners and the complaining original runner is monumental, he can't hold a candle to them
>original runner then frequents a tranny general on 4chan every single day posting monkeys and talking about how he is the truly skilled runner in his miserable state of delusion
>he doesnt even speedrun

>>149458910
tl,dr I like big cocks

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Now it's a party!

>>149459541
who dat gril anyways, I get a stiffy from nice bellies

>>149459834
SpikeVegeta

>how do sound work

>>149459931
nice, does he do anal?

OK esa actually took the shitty interviews and made them human and entertaining.

>>149460068
They are doing them because there is literally nothing else but a muted intermission screen as the alternative. Not even any music.

>>149460068
Vegeta is a pretty good clown, doing a good job.

Also, pacs voice is sexy.

SpikeVegeta is saving this ESA.

answer me right now swine

who the fuck let spike break from MY MARATHON to to take place in this one, he's stealing money from PCF

this better just be a small misunderstanding

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>>149460263
Seriously how does pac get such a deep voice?

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>>149460425
Nice to see that eidgod didn't lose his smile.

>>149460558
I wish I was so effortlessly attractive

I remember getting my head stuck between the bars of my childrens bed, I think I almost died at that day.

>>149460425
lots and lots of whiskey

this is the worst marathon. there are more talking and intermissions than actual speedruns

>>149460832
Mike U. please calm down, everyone is just having some harmless fun.

>greetings from germany

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>setup literally falling apart behind spike
lmao this marathon

offline

this marathon represents the state of Europe in 2016 pretty well tbH

>>149457407
>guy that has built his entire streaming career around running fotm popular games poorly for easy views is an attentionwhore
what??? are you sure??

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>>149461484
Sums up the whole event this year.

esa crew, tendering your resignation

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>stream down
>every game I want to play will fry my toaster laptop
>power supply for first pc still didnt arrive

where is the stream?

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well that's what you get for using xsplit i suppose

didn't they get sponsored by mercedes

>>149463603
hopefully they're using them to get away as far as possible

>we'll be down for a few minutes
>literally half an hour later and no stream
how do you fuck up this badly?

>>149455505
word

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streaming pc blew up

it's over

>>149464651
Probably overheated in this temperature.
They really have no emergency pcs?

>>149464843
there are not even practice PCs, so I guess they're really doing a whole marathon on one shitty laptop. or not doing.

What's with all the SpikeVegeta shilling? He's a mediocre runner that been playing nothing but mediocre, low skill modern nintendo games, started those absurd circlejerking streams "discussing" the picks for agdq, has tried to build a personality cult around his voice (just like golden), started that tssb-copycat stream fiasco (with golden) and was instrumental in trying to copy the "e-sport" dynamic into the gdq marathons (with golden).

>>149464970
he's not a turbo-autist and can entertain.

maybe they need a speedster to help them fix stuff

This year's ESA is better than NASA desu. Watch and learn naeg, this is how you fuck over foreign language streams.

>>149465775
anything was better than nasa lol. fucking naegleria is the biggest, smelliest shit stain in the community.

>>149466209
a big smelly shit stain that could keep a stream online

>>149465775
as bad as NASA was, it's still better than this trainwreck

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>>149464651
why is every single speedrun marathon so shit these days

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we back boys

only three hours behind schedule

His spikevegeta was pretty good at least

aaaaaaaaaaand it's dead

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>>149466879
lmao dead again

>>149466968
online

Is that Bubbles?

>>149466505
t. naeg

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>>149466792
>esa 2016

>gaming for food
uhm lol?