/vsg/ - /v/scape general

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First

first for rerolls being removed

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second for not bald

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BUYING: bronze(g) kiteshield, third-age platebody, black/blue dhides, gold ore, mith bolts, zammy wines, water-filled vials, all watermelon/torstol/yew/magic seeds.

SELLING: dragon darts, ranging potions, magic potions, antifire potions.

TRADING: antifire, saradomin brew, super restore, and prayer potions for their secondaries.

PM me if interested. Will match anyone buying the same items

5th for FUCK OFF LATENT YOU STUPID CUNT STOP RUINING THIS SERVER WE DON'T WANT SLAYER POINTS YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT

can someone actually explain what is happening to rerolls

>>149400853
Nothing, Starlight. Calm down and stop believing every random meme you hear.

can you literally stop overwriting existing custom sprites when you make me update the game? it seriously pisses on me.

>>149401728
If you read the wiki you'd know to set them to read-only.

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>>149399476
>yfw /v/scape is getting a 9/11 event

>>149400412
>thinking you're getting slayer points
Nonono, you're just getting rerolls removed nigger.

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Noiryx here.

Damn this server still exists? How's everyone doing? Haven't logged in ages, and many strange faces when I login now anyway :/

Ex-adminu noiryx feet for proof

>>149406068
you have to show old pictures of your feet too so we can be sure they're the same ones

>>149406068
who?

>>149406068
>Noiryx
why does this sound familiar again i'm sure I heard this some where, probably nothing
>ex-adminu noiryx
oh right yeah it is nothing
lmao bitterness is a better admin that you were consider that

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Reminder the wilderness if never safe for agility trainers *<:0)

>>149408925
>That trash gear
Are you afraid of something?

>>149408925
who?

>>149408925
>starlight currently training agility with impunity
lol
cucks

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>>149408925

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>>149408925
>The circlejerk thinks people care
Lmao when will you kill yourselves

>>149408925
>>149409064
When the Big Dogs come back, these little boys will go back to hiding in the bank.

>>149406068
Yes, it's not a shit maple story server.

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>>149409737
sniper_pickers_irl.jpg

>>149410210
is this photohsoppeD?

>>149408925
literally who

>>149408925
Starlight here, I don't even know when this happened.

>>149412287
Meant for >>149401123

>>149412287
If you check the minimap you can see that it's pretty old.

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found a picture of noiryx

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>>149415149
No this is Noiryx.

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>>149415264
This is Noiryx when Wiggins took a vacation you Europe.

>>149415264
jesus christ he looks like he's about to pop some heelies and swooce down to the corner market to grab some milk for his mom

>>149415568
kek good one qkumber/hubcap

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Don't we all miss Noiryx?

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>>149415596
>qkumber/hubcap
hi qkumber/hubcap

>>149415914
hi randy

>>149408925
lmao you know how I know you're gonna die? You can't even walk right. That's all I'm gonna say, you have to figure this out on your own.

>>149399476
King & Queen of /v/scape

>>149406068
How does it feel to be cucked from your own server?

>>149421479
It's not like he ever did anything.

>>149424334
Who's this fucking faggot
>circumcised
>nigger
>fat
>manlet
LMAO

>>149408925
the classic fill my inventory with food and bring only shit gear because im scared and cant click with others exactly like me

jajajajajajaja

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Stranger 1 knows what's up.

>>149423550
>he

>>149424472

this is donald, fgt

>>149426505
forgive me assalam alaikum please do not bomb me

>>149426505
then your mutilated cock makes sense at least, I heard it's hard to keep your cock and ass clean in the desert. is it true that you also wipe with your hand?

i downloaded the main client and the in game music doesn't play. is this normal?

>>149431356
Don't use the OP's link, use the steam group's launcher+auto updater instead.

>>149431356
It's an issue with this client version, it should be fixed whenever the next version is rolled out.

>>149431707
This is bait, music works if you download the right one from the steam group page.

Fucking /soc/posters can't even make a correct OP.

>>149431594
>>149432259

steam group launcher + updater download didn't help. sounds played normally but still no music

do not respond to this post

>>149435013
ok

>>149435013
ok

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>>149435440
>>149435636
Cleverly rused. I said, disingenuously, that I didn't want you to respond to my post. The reality of the situation, completely obscured by your nonintellectual nature, is that I wanted you to respond to my post. Every (You) I receive makes me just a little bit smarter, faster, and stronger. Every (You) is like a hit of pure heroine for me, but the high never dissipates. I will look back on this moment for the rest of my life, the moment I mislead you into responding to a post when you thought you had the upper-hand on me. You became pawns in my game while you thought you were the masters.

Disgraceful.

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daily reminder that curry30pubes is best vscaper in history of vscape :^)

>149435896
But this was an even exchange of (You)s. You gave both of them a (You) and got one from each of them. Think harder next time.

@149435896
What @149437449
:^)

>>149415914
>>>149415596
>>qkumber/hubcap
>hi qkumber/hubcap

hi qkumber/hubcap

>>149440504
>>149415914
>>149415596
>>>qkumber/hubcap
>>hi qkumber/hubcap

>hi qkumber/hubcap
hello qkumber and or hubcap

>>149441239
>>>149440504
>>>149415914
>>>149415596
>>>>qkumber/hubcap
>>>hi qkumber/hubcap
>>hi qkumber/hubcap
>hello qkumber and or hubcap

hey there qkumber/hubcap

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t. Foochboi

http://www.strawpoll.me/10821044

what kinda niggas you got

>>149401776
why do you expect everyone to go edit hunting every time there's even the smallest update?

bumpo

>>149441785
>>>149441239
>>>>149440504
>>>>149415914
>>>>149415596
>>>>>qkumber/hubcap
>>>>hi qkumber/hubcap
>>>hi qkumber/hubcap
>>hello qkumber and or hubcap
>hey there qkumber/hubcap

stop fucking shilling yourself qfumbler/hubcrap

>>149461008
>implying this isn't a hubcap post
>implying i'm not qkumber

>>149461008
>>>149441785 (You)
>>>>149441239
>>>>>149440504 (You)
>>>>>149415914
>>>>>149415596
>>>>>>qkumber/hubcap
>>>>>hi qkumber/hubcap
>>>>hi qkumber/hubcap
>>>hello qkumber and or hubcap
>>hey there qkumber/hubcap
>stop fucking shilling yourself qfumbler/hubcrap
>>>

>>>149461008
>>implying this isn't a hubcap post
>>implying i'm not qkumber

alright, fucking stop already qkumbcap

>>149461937
>>>149461008
>>>>149441785 (You)
>>>>>149441239
>>>>>>149440504 (You)
>>>>>>149415596
>>>>>>>qkumber/hubcap
>>>>>>hi qkumber/hubcap
>>>>>hi qkumber/hubcap
>>>>hello qkumber and or hubcap
>>>hey there qkumber/hubcap
>>stop fucking shilling yourself qfumbler/hubcrap
>>>>
>>>>149461008
>>>implying this isn't a hubcap post
>>>implying i'm not qkumber

nice you slip hubkumber

>>149461937
>>149461581
>>149461008
>>149441785
>>149441239
>>149440504
>>149415914
>>149415596


nice try hubkumber

>>149463085
>>149463053
what exactly IS hubkumber?
the blackness of hubcrap combined with the jewishness of qfumbler?

is such a thing even possible?

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>tfw way to resize text/windows in /v/scape

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>>149464069
why hasnt the poster count gone up?

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>>149464259
really makes you think....

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>>149464434
im sorry do i know you?

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>>149464471
yeah my name is donaldjtrump desu

>>149445670
buff niggas, dark niggas, asian niggas, white niggas, deaf niggas, classic niggas, racist niggas, mystery niggas, psycho niggas, dog niggas, JEWISH niggas

>>149466202
have you ever wanted to talk shit so much

Dubs decides what i do with piret barters account

>>149466863
give it to basedwiggins

>>149466863
who?

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>>149443679
(: yes keep playing

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>>149466863
post all meme info here :^)

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8/10

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>tfw no 99 skill

>>149473350
Keep grinding.

>>149473350
Stop grinding.

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>>149473350

>>149474251
got any more of those cool kid? he escapades always leave me in stitches

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Selling a bunch of crap thanks to piret barters account donation

SELLING:

Torag Hammers
Gmaul
Dboots
Void Gloves
Dragon dagger x 2
Dragon longsword x 2
Rune Warhammer
Ring of Wealth
Void Gloves

Also selling the account itself for 2m :^)

PM Dairychoco

>>149474542
>rwt
enjoy your ban kiddo

>>149475143
giving back to the community ; ^ )

How do I farm Abyssal Demons without being made fun of? What gear should I use?

>>149475908
either full pray bonus or max str + guthans

why do you care what autists think about your gear anyway

>>149475847
Do you have that without the shit silhouette?

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>>149476910

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Also selling a whip

-Rofl

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>Construction will literally never happen

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>>149481748
>Dungeoneering will come before construction

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>>149482579
>mfw

Btw all those posts were me lmao

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Selling a bunch of crap thanks to piret barters account donation

SELLING:

Torag Hammers
Gmaul
Dboots
Void Gloves
Dragon dagger x 2
Dragon longsword x 2
Rune Warhammer
Void Gloves
3K flax

Also selling the account itself for 2m :^)

PM Dairychoco

***INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT POLL LADS***
IS DAIRYCHOCO ALL WASHED UP
http://www.strawpoll.me/10824701

>>149488026
>possibly losing what he never had

>>149488026
>captcha
also
>>149488543

Morpho is the newest meme shitposter/Biggerman clone. Ignore list him and don't reply to his shitposts.

Can mods monitor yell to see if he gets really bad? He's ignored for me.

>>149488026
Do not make polls about me

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Hey, it's Donald, I have a suggestion.

Multilogging between Ironmeme and Normal Accounts.

Meaning you can log onto your ironmeme account, and your normal account at the same time.

Since you can not drop trade from IM to Reg there is no need to worry about the economy, and obviously vise-versa.

What you should not be allowed to do is log into 2 Regular accounts. This will only allow up to TWO accounts, no more.

This will also be personal preference and will not hurt anybody in anyway. It just makes the game more fun for the people that want this (aka me).

>>149490415
Nope.

>>149490817
Why not, it literally cannot hurt anybody.

>>149491027
Tough break.

>>149490415
Fuck off and grind on your main, stop wasting exp. This would only benefit fags like you who want to drain resources even more than you already do.

I'm so glad shitters like you don't get to decide anything.

>>149477916
how much for whip

>>149491528
I already play on like 2 other servers while playing this one, I just wanted to quit them, start multing on this server, I don't waste exp by multilogging, only idiots with no brain do.

So when am I getting compensation for the fishing update? Is Bobster getting removed from the staff finally? Seriously this is retarded, I was so close to getting 99 fishing but now I can't because the fucking spots move so my mouse recorder doesn't work. I had to try to find an actual bot but all the sites I went to get one on gave me a virus so now the laptop my mom bought me won't even fucking get past the windows 8 screen. I have to post this complaint from my phone this is absolute bullshit. I hope you admins plan on reimbursing me because the guys at geeksquad say that I almost have to get a completely new computer because the viruses are so deeply embedded now. I want you guys to remove Bobster and hopefully help me pay at least 50% of what my old laptop cost because I know that I should have gone to better sites instead of clicking the first one that comes up on yahoo.

>>149491823
Fuck off, annoying newfag.

>>149491948

You take that back, I'm the best newfag on this server.

>>149491857
I have never read a shitpost as lovely as this one.

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Selling a bunch of crap thanks to piret barters account donation

SELLING:

Torag Hammers 50k
Gmaul 200k
Dboots 3m
Dragon dagger x 2 70kea
Dragon longsword x 2 50kea
Rune Warhammer 50k
Void Gloves 800k
3K flax 500ea

You can haggle if you want but honestly it's dirt cheap anyway

PM Dairychoco

>>149495476
Dragon dagger x 2 15kea :^)
Gmaul 100k

market saturation ey :^)

>>149495476
>honestly it's dirt cheap anyway
Fuck off Jew

Selling a bunch of crap thanks to piret barters account donation

SELLING:

Torag Hammers 5k
Gmaul 50k
Dboots 1m
Dragon dagger x 2 15kea
Dragon longsword x 2 20kea
Rune Warhammer 5k
Void Gloves 200k
3K flax 250ea
pirets account 2m

You can haggle if you want but honestly it's dirt cheap anyway

PM Dairychoco

>>149496382
This literally isnt me

Selling a bunch of crap thanks to piret barters account donation

SELLING:

Torag Hammers 1k
Gmaul 1k
Dboots 1k
Dragon dagger x 2 1kea
Dragon longsword x 2 1kea
Rune Warhammer 1k
Void Gloves 1k
3K flax 2ea
pirets account 2k

You can haggle if you want but honestly it's dirt cheap anyway

PM Dairychoco

>>149496709
meant for
>>149495476

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SELLING:

Gmaul 100k
Dboots 2.5m
Rune Warhammer 10k
Void Gloves 800k
3K flax 500ea

You can haggle if you want but honestly it's d i r t c h e a p anyway

PM Dairychoco

>>149497106
>>149496970
these literally aren't me

>>149497106
all gone

>>149497305
meant for >>149491857

>>149410210
SWNL

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>mfw fishfags btfo

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>>149503091

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Dubs w/ in game name gets 5mil desu

>>149507578
00 get
Xiah

>>149507578
Xiah

>>149507578
Dairychoco

>>149507578
Xiah

>>149507578
>>149507736
>>149507823
all me

Xiah

I am xiah

>>149507578
Dairychoco rerollin

>>149508406
Stop

>>149508582
meant for
>>149507736
>>149507823
>>149507923
>>149508005

Randy

>>149507920
Choco rollin again

>>149507578
Donaldjtrump المتداول

>>149507578
Dairychoco

Actually Donaldjtrump >>149507578

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdennnwWQg4

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Maybe Dubs was too easy for the 5 mil. Lets up it to 12 mil, first to get trips desu

>>149510705
all me
-mod randy

>>149510325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5U8fiLY9xQ

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>>149510929
forgot pic, still rolling for me, randy marsh. btw i love playing dota 2, everyone who plays add me on steam and invite me to your party

Hey guise, I'd like to start playing, but MEGA is being a cunt and isn't letting me download the game. Is there somewhere else I could download it?

>>149513296
Wait til MEGA resolves server issues unfortunately. Read the wiki over in the meantime.

>>149513445
Aww shit, thought it was only being a cunt for me. I wanted to play today, but whatever.
No actual way for me to download it without MEGA though?

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>>149513592
>>149513296
>He actually wants to join the hellish /v/scape

>>149513296
>>149513592
Learn the fastest and most efficient way to mine pess and sell it to a lovely lad called Dairychoco

>>149513592
I could put it on a pomf link and then you would have to trust that I didn't tamper with it. How do you feel about that?

SELLING:

Gmaul 100k
Rune Warhammer 10k
Void Gloves 800k
3K flax 500ea

BUYING
Blue Boater
The love and support of Saradomin Followers

You can haggle if you want but honestly it's d i r t c h e a p anyway

PM Dairychoco

>>149518240
Flax and Gmaul is gone

>It's a "/v/scaper's discuss economy 101" episode

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>>149521897
mfw 2m bro causes this much buttdevestation

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>>149474542
Just alch the fuckin hammer, tbqh.

im surprised with how much shit posting you guys do this thread never stays up

>>149524628
>last thread reached bump limit
>poster count the same
here's your (You)

Hey uncutfags, if being uncut is so great why can you only make jewelry with the superior cut gems? Intellectually checkmated

>>149526593
*tips menorah*

Based Wiggins?

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I PKed with him in OSRS. Over there we call him "Skiller Killer" Wiggins because he never let an unarmed man live, be it boss killing, fishing, agility, anything.

Most would call him insane, but that's why the Italians trained with him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created. You see, most guys that go into the wilderness take an ancient staff. No Wiggins. No he took water staffs, daggers, whips, crossbows, anything but an ancient staff. After a few pks I got the chance to talk to him in the cc. He was wearing his chefs hat, barrows gloves, and switching between eight other items. It was all poorly done but you NEVER told Wiggins how good or bad he was doing. I asked him why he never took an ancient staff with him. He lowered his head and swapped out his mystic top, bottom, and fire cape for a black d hide top, rune legs, and god cape and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the wilderness. These shit skilling fags don't deserve the mercy of a highly recommended and well stated ancient staff, but the slow torturous death of a water staff and missed switches."

In a flash he pulled out a weathered but still detailed mime mask and stopped short of putting it on. "The look in their eyes as I raise this water orb into the air to cast an ice barrage is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off on the screens as their health bar fades and they respawn in Lumbridge having lost nothing."

>>149527445
>You see, most guys that go into the wilderness take an ancient staff. No Wiggins.

heh this one was overall pretty good

a solid 7/10

gj diapercrisis

fuck

the

game crashing so i lose my tar, I'm not heading into that goddamn cave tonight

>>149532371
kek.taz.gz

>>149532371
>game crashing
Nice computer shitlord lmfao

>>149532371
raltz, it was a month ago, get over it

>>149535326
This just happened to me, im not him

>>149535326
kek
>>149535406
dw the joke wasnt intended for you

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wtt rare wiggins card for latent card

>>149535669
Kek, Wiggins eats his own boogers? Amazing.

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>>149535669
>this entire fucking image
holy fuck who made this

>>149535669
Holy fuck what is wrong with you cuckolds. Get Latent's cock OUT of your MOUTH. He hasn't played in months. He hasn't pked in over a year. When will you let go? When are you going to stop trying to gobble up his sperm? Jesus you people are pathetic.

>>149535669
>28 420 911 serial number
>(c) 2016 AYY LMAO
>water type
>D313T-TH15

fucking top notch

>>149537031
>>149535669
samefriend

>>149537171
desperate post desu

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>>149535669
>having the starter deck art
>not the booster art

>you will never have a yu gi oh card made after you

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>>149535669
sorry senpai only have this

>>149537905
>6666667
MY
FUCKING
SIDES

>>149537905
Make more.

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>>149537905
>6666667

HAHA LETS RAG ON WIGGINS CAUSE HES SHIT LMAO!

All of you need to realise that he can, and probably will, beat you in any pvp situation. but haha, he died to boss nigger and latent. you know who else did? Half the server. the only difference is he tried to fight back.

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>>149538119
stop posting wiggins

>>149537905
Really well done though, make ones for the mods next.

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>>149537905
>>149535669
>wanting to trade yugioh card for magic card
top kek

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>>149538217
but im not?
crazy to think how someone can like another person, must be a foreign concept to you

(((basedwiggins)))

>>149538293
I like the Magic ones better.

>>149538402
nice antisemitic remarks, have you forgotten what the chosen had to suffer through in the shoah?

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ITT: pic related

A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the greatest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Based Wiggins, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.

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>>149527445
>"I do it out of respect. Respect for the wilderness. These shit skilling fags don't deserve the mercy of a highly recommended and well stated ancient staff, but the slow torturous death of a water staff and missed switches."
>Wiggins and half of the other PKers on this server unironically believe this
>they will dedicate hours to scouting and & camping so that they can PK for literally negative profit
>they will make alt accounts to be able to harass players of all levels
>all for the sake of pushing their opinion of what the wilderness should be
>unironically
What a sad, sad existence that must be if they find that entertaining. I'm pretty sure I had more fun making a sandwich for lunch than they have ever had on their entire stay on vscape.

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>>149541447

So apparently tremmyhas his pets declawed. Isn't that supposed to be really bad or something?

>>149543006
Yeah that's one way to prove ur white, mutilate ur own pet because it's convenient

>>149543006
Gee I wonder what other meme alt claims to have declawed their pets and abused them in other ways...

>>149543006
Yes, there's a reason it's illegal in some countries.

racist niggas

>>149542252
Giggles be sure to log on tomorrow night

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>>149538119

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bump & troled

>>149491857
Whathefuck the game doesn't play itself anymore??? Maaan

>>149538119
Elephant fuck off I've been too busy to shitpost

My friends and I have been looking at swapping to a more accurate server
Can we have our stats matched to our Dreamscape accounts?

>>149563185
Of course~
it'll just take some time grinding.
enjoy~

>tfw came back just cause i have no other place to scream RANDITO EL BANDITO

>>149537905
10/10

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>>149535669
>>149537905
>>149540771

heh i bet none of you guys have my rarest randy yet

>>149538276
see
>>149567712

In a random starbucks in Chicago a man by the name of `Derek' decides to get himself something to drink while he mindlessly scrolls down through his Facebook stories in public hoping he blends into the crowd. Today was not an ordinary day, however. A new cashier was working at Derek's local Starbucks. A foreign exchange student from Argentina. His name tag read "Juckiqme" yet no one knew how to pronounce it - and no one gave the thought attention long enough to ask.

Derek entered the doors briskly. There was virtually no line, because Derek is always fashionably late to the party. He approached the cashier eagerly, ready to order what he does every morning.

"One Chocolate Dreamchino, please." Derek always tried to make his voice sound as deep as possible. Though obvious, he feels as if the chance to come across as more masculine was precious.

Before the lid was placed on Derek's medium-large cup the cashier offers him something.

"We have something special on the menu. It's a special method from my white homeland. It's called the Gree-"

"The Green special." Derek blurted.

His eyes lit up with hungry gaze with a cheeky smirk.

The argonian cashier relaxed his arms and rolled his shoulders back. He began to breath loudly and heavily through his nose. Proceeds to tilt his head back as far as possible, and starts to create strange and loud noises with his throat. Derek braces the table in excitement.

After a good twenty seconds of grotesque throat and nose music, he pulls his head back in. Leans over, looks down at Derek's Chocolate Dreamchino and violently snot rockets into the container. He places the lid on the cup and hands it to Derek, whom couldn't be happier.

>>149568823
>derek doesn't get the dadcum special
>second shoah visible at night
>shoah selling derek's name correctly on the cup
>derek knowing how to read
>derek not drinking his order down with a 'go 'za
>shoah not eatings the 'go 'za with him by slathering it with mayonnaise first

good effort tho, kek'd at the argonian part

10

>>149527671
>>149568823
these are diaper posts

>>149569229
this too
>>149573964

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>>149568823

pc prayer pots

>>149577536
37 herb, 1 snape grass, 1 ranarr

>>149577702
and a vial of water

>>149577702
>>149577854
reminder that fags like this are killers of the economy

>>149577702
>>149577854
No,no I'm trying to sell my prayer potions, not buy new ones. Is 1.5k/dose a good price?

>>149577921
>doing any business on /v/scape

enjoy getting ripped the fuck off or not realizing it's never worth selling shit on here

>>149578215
>enjoy getting ripped the fuck off
babby got scammy and now he's angwy!

>>149578363
>y-you're just mad

Either you sell or buy something that benefits the guy trying to make the deal or it doesn't happen at all on here

how new?

What happens when you teleport to house

>>149579352
The button just doesn't work.

>>149579352
don't do this

>>149579352
You might not know this, but doing something like clicking teleport to house is what gets you blacklisted and watched by the admins.

>>149579352
honestly, i just wish it was a rimmington tele

Who are the /v/scape legends?

>>149581661
Me

>>149581661
skullington

>>149581661
Wiggins is a pro player and a great guy.

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Who /vscape yugioh card dueling/ here?

Here's a common card for you basic bitches

>>149490415
sounds good 2 me Dolan

>>149590436
What?

>>149591973
>new

>>149592271
>>new

>>149592968
you are

>>149595747
I know what it is though

>playing vscape
>not playing 2006scape.net


KEK

>>149596607
Hi wiggins

>>149596112
Stop arguing with oblivious newfriend trash, you fuck. That sprite is not even good, due to the fact that it only barely fits the inventory tab and makes all others look like shit. It's not even good bump material.

>>149596607
>Wolfs (all lvls) should drop wolf bones 100% of the time.
>Seagulls (lvl 2) should drop Bones 100% of the time.
>Wizard (lvl 9) shouldn't drop Burnt bones.

Man what a quality server

fuck off

>Be me
>Taking break from /v/ scape
>Go on holiday to Germany and Austria
>Currently in Germany
>Jihad terrorists everywhere
>I want to go home already, sit down on my bed, and play some /v/scape with some comfy music :(
>Feelsbadman.png

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>>149596962
You keep that sprite at 100% opacity for editing purposes, it's just a template, you lower it's opacity to 50% when you actually want to use it.

Do you even edit?

>>149598646
It looks hideous on anything other than the inventory tab, as I have mentioned. Lowering the opacity won't change that.

>>149598825
simmer down and lower the opacity on your attitude m8

whenno willo theo australianso quitto vscapeo

>>149599019
What did he mean by this?

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>>149598825

>>149599172
le WHAT THEEEEE XDDD


ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149599390
Wow, that looks absolutely amazing. I apologize for being completely mistaken in that regard, so please forgive me for that.

Fuck off with that shit...

>>149599935
You're forgiven.
Just don't do it again.

>>149580651
same

You run this with java right?

>>149602812
run on jabba tbqh

>>149602812
Assembly, actually.

>>149603093
So java no longer works? I downloaded java and it can't run the Launcher file I got from the OP.

>>149603295
No, it's java, you are being memed on.
What os are you running?

>>149603295
Right, you need to actually build the launcher in Assembly to launch the game.

>>149603380
win 7

>>149603380
Nevermind, I was running the wrong file.

Works fine now :^)

>>149603643
o boi another retard just what we needed

Boss Nigger turned to Latent and saw the sausage and thought, boy do I want that.
Boss went up to Latent and turned up the heat by playing with Latent's knob.
Boss took out his sausage and placed it on Latent, the heat from latent making his sausage ooze.
Suddenly Boss feels a presence, he looked up from latent to see Xiah watching him.
“You need some help there Boss? You know I have all 99s” Xiah said to Boss, licking his lips.
“The more the merrier.” Boss replied and slid let Xiah have a place on Latent.
Xiah dug out his own meat and slapped it on Latent.
Boss looked at Xiah's meat in amazement.
Xiah glanced back, and said “99s in everything Boss, remember.” with a hint of dry amusement.
Xiah's meat and Boss' sausage drippings were mixing together inside of Latent.
With Xiah's expert knowledge, Boss and Xiah were able to finish their task on Latent at about the same time.
Boss took his sausage out of Latent and Xiah did the same with his meat.
Then Boss bent over, turned off the gas and closed Latent's hood, because Latent is a grill.

>>149605131
mage arena 10 min

>>149596607
>open forums of that server
>alectrona: im muted
>alectrona: wtf

>>149607078
kek

>>149607078
hahahaha shit i thought you were just memeing but thats actually on the forums

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fishing is a pretty comfy skill t b h famalam

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reminder that argentina is, in fact, not white

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>>149596607
>login to the server to see how shit it is
>greeted by this after making a new character
l m a o
m
a
o

help a mango out
http://www.strawpoll.me/10834073

>>149599019
I will remove aussos. Trust me.

>>149614323
you're doing gods work son

fuck

So ah, what does "Login limit exceeded" mean?

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What should I level today?

>>149618524
you're already logged in somewhere or you tried to do 2 at once

>>149618524
Hmmmmmmmmm

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>>149613773
Make some cash, make some cannonballs, and do it efficiently holy shit mango

>>149618642
>>149618647
I can't even make a new account, is the server full or something? Did I get banned?

>>149619043
have you restarted your PC yet? you might have the game open twice or something

>>149618642
Get 2 ez 99s. See some of the skill guides on the wiki.

Also hi Perok23 :^)

>>149619137
Restarted twice, even deleted my cache and re-downloaded it. I can log in on my laptop just fine too.

>>149619138
wtf hacker

>>149619442
Pls help I'm so frustrated.

>>149620293
Delete your .vscape2 folder found in C:\\users\yourname and then relaunch the client.

>>149620378
Well that worked! Thanks anon. The first time I just deleted everything in the folder, evidently the folder itself was the problem. Much appreciated.

>>149620750
No problem. That's on the wiki in case you have that problem in the future :~)

Would you all be opposed to making a discord chat for this?

>>149621209
yes

>>149621209
There's already like 3 teamspeaks, don't bother.

>>149621209
>>> Official Teamspeak <<<
vidyascape.no-ip.org

>>149621759
I dont use teamspeak

>>149621813
and I don't use botnets.

>>149621912
>he thinks teamspeak isn't a botnet

>>149622376
Oh I wanted mumble servers, but people don't use mumble.
It's less of a botnet because I can host my own damn servers.

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Entry 444: 25 July 16

>Mommy says uncle tyrone is coming
>I demand my wendy's numnum tendies
>She yells at me and and threatens to cut off my Good boy points
>I go back to my basement and login to /v/scape
>"Randy Marsh"
>Alpha as fuck, ladies keep contained

>I get rekt by a guy in /vsg/
>I look desperately look for a workaround and find one
>"I will just think I won - Everything will be fine, let me put on my trip and change sides"
>Cry in the corner a little bit
>Piss jugs are full, need to go out

>Uncle tyrone is playing horsie with mommy
>I knock on the door and ask them to change my diapers
>I break in
>Ask uncle Tyrone to get me new diapers
>Mommy yells at me yet again
>This.ends.now.png

>I rip open my clothes
>Shove my old diaper into mommy's face
>Shit over her bed
>Smear poo in the wall
>POO POO PEE PEE
>GIVE ME TENDIES REE

>Tyrone tries to run away
>I rip his clothes
>He manages to escape

>Mommy is crying
>Neighbours walk in
>Spaghetti falls everywhere on the floor
>I go back to /v/scape to check my herb patches

>mfw

>>149621759
> vscape ts
> it's just the mods and their dota friends in a locked channel 98% of the time

Yuck

>>149626863
>implying they would want to speak to you fags

>>149626997
Then why bother sharing the address? :^)

>>149627265
so you fags can go some where that they will be in case you actually need something important

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don't try watching monday night raw while you grind lobsters, kids

>>149631017
>maple tree cut down
>woodcutting exp drop
hmmmm

>>149618524
It means you have to many connections from 1 computer or your ip.

>>149633047
how do you add these

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finally caught this awful shitposter, ban incoming

>>149633176
Hi Randy

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why is he talking to himself

>>149633135
You wanna make some backgrounds of your own, it's pretty easy.

mascot_inv.png will replace your inventory background.
mascot_chat.png will sit in the back of your chat background.

There should be enough examples here to get the size necessary for each image.

They handle transparency so you are going to want to adjust the opacity of the images you use. It looks like ass if you don't.
50% is a good number for chat backgrounds.
35% is a good number for inventory backgrounds.

To install navigate to your .vscape2/sprites directory, replace the file that's already there.
Don't worry, purple is just a placeholder, they don't need to be purple.

A good rule of thumb is to set them read only, as cache updates have a habit of overwriting them.
You need to completely restart your client after you install a background for it to show up.

They are in your /.vscape2/sprites folder

>>149633221
DELETE THIS

>>149633221
in your dreams

>>149633265
latent obviously teleported to him and fucked with him

>>149633339
I think it was Bitterness, but yeah.
You can't get to Miscellania right now. One of the mods disabled the Sailor that takes you there.