/mkg/ - Mobile Kanojo/Kareshi General

>>149374051
So ded.

I want to pour my semen into Yuriko.

Who here has a pet? Multiple pets? How much do you love them?

>>149374051
Monkey ears.

>>149377394
I hate pets.

>>149377394
im babysitting a cousin's cat that's way too needy and has the ugliest meow in existence, our other family cat is pretty retarded and always in heat every other week

>>149374051
A thread with more than 200 replies no longer needs to be continued newfag.

>>149374051
>new thread
>same ded myroid
Nigga at least roll for another highlight

>>149384483
>>149385039
>I want my girl to be the highlight so bad!

>>149374051
I didn't want to be rude, but who the fuck is Yuriko?

>>149385210
>I can't be bothered to check the spreadsheet

>>149384483
>>149385039
Didn't know I was in the presence of threadlords.

>>149385445
Sergei is like that background character you don't notice until he's killed.

>>149385210
Lamest myroid of an already lame and ugly collection from a semi-ded master

>>149386829
Who are the protagonists then?

>>149386829
There are many masters on the spreadsheet that go largely unnoticed due to their inactivity both in the game and in the thread.

>>149387529
Obviously Raggen and his gang (Descartes, Fantasista and Baconheart)

>>149386868
I feel like people who have the confidence to say things like this should be able to give their own Myroids for comparison, right ?

>>149387529
>>149387992

Doud is the only protagonist of this cheap and boring anime.

>>149388179
Doud's past it. Can't even get MCC 10 leader anymore.

>>149387992
>>149388179
Are there any villains?

>>149388691
me

>>149389227
Is killing off /mkg/ for good your objective?

>>149387529

Student council:
Doud < President
twopees
Hidenori
offline
soup

Fun club:
Laggen < MC love interest
Ragtag < self proclaimed MC
Descartes < comic relief
Fantasista < bitch of the group
Baconheart < filler

Friends of the fun club:
Soth
mistermantastic
Leon
Ryozu

Rivals:
Beer
10-bit
weedlord
Kurokami

Love interests:
Jaeden
Colors
Jana

Please notice me senpai annoying first graders:
Tofu Kami
Maou Sama
Lucas
Steven

>>149389706
autism

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You all are an embarrassing lot.

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>>149389706
>Please notice me senpai
>implying

>>149391956
>get noticed by senpai
>complain
Kouhai these days.

>>149392695
>implying I need to be noticed by you
You "noticed" me out of your own volition, "senpai". I never asked for it. Senpais these days are so full of it.

>>149393049
Shut up and take my love kouhai.
*unzips dick*

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>>149393280

>>149389706
Isn't twopees dead?

>>149395089
i thought kurokami was half dead too

>>149395204
10-bit isn't exactly the most lively fellow either, promote a first grader to friend status, a friend to student council, 2 first graders to villains and appoint 3 newfags as first graders.

>>149395686
stfu

>>149396392
Sorry, my autism is too strong.

>tfw back from long break

>>149395204
Came back last thread to give us the gift of a rip update.

>>149399969
He's the hero we need, but Ragtag is the hero we deserve.

>>149401274
What's that make you?

>>149399969
The pastebin needs to be updated
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/eepe9yl5p9bev/MCC

>>149401890
I'll fix it later, but it's already there.

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>>149389706
I want to be a rival!

>>149389706
>Didn't make the cut
>Not sure if happy or disappointed

>>149405498
>>149408964
>>149409367
Who are you?

>>149409367
>>149409462
My four girls are named after ingredients, half have animal ears.

>>149409462
All me.

>>149409792
ugh attention whores

>>149409792
You don't even belong here dude.
You are too old to be an annoying first grader kouhai but too new to be on any of the cool kids clubs, you're merely a secondary.
Perhaps you could be the transfer student if you tried harder, but for now I think that place righteously belongs to Cyn.

>>149409792
You're pretty much a regular classmate that appears sometimes in the background.

>>149410581
Alright then.

>>149410728
After thinking a bit on it, I figured I was more the background character type.

>>149409792
I'm bad at this, who are you?

>>149411231
Atomize
"Sir Not Appearing In This Highschool Romance"
Or I could be that bad end guy that like, accidentally knocks you off a roof or into traffic.

>>149389706
What episode does Jaeden's secret lover get revealed?

And then there are yankee like Breakdown who suddenly appear in the cast.

>>149412879
I still haven't decided whether it will be a NTR reveal and his secret admirer gets cucked by someone else, or if it will be a vanilla reveal when his secret lover confesses an they end up kissing and fucking afterwards.

>>149413703
Someone noticed that i'm back? thank you, senpai

>>149414778
I'm probably not your senpai

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>>149389706
>Implying senpai hasn't noticed me

>>149389706
>Doud
>President of the Student Council
Loved by everyone, hated by nobody, all the school admires him and looks up to him as a big brother

>twopees
>VP of the Student Council
Cool type, care free, probably a little too old to be on HS. Hates everyone and everything, no one actually knows what he's thinking.

>Hidenori
>Head of the Sports Clubs committee
Playboy, despised by all male students, likes to harass al females students and teachers, but specially first graders.

>Soup
>Head of the Cultural Clubs committee
Beta male, always living on the shadow of his brother Hidenori, mildly depressive with suicidal thoughts, still can't get past the tragic death of his unrequited love Curry.

>offline
>No. 1 Student and president of the IT Club
Analytical thinker, reserved, looks down on everyone but gives a friendly guy façade, secretly planning to kill everyone and take over.

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>Are you ready? It's time for a pop quiz!
>Are you ready? It's time for a pop quiz!
>Are you ready? It's time for a pop quiz!

>>149416302
Well are you?

Reposting because I'm a lazy shit

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/147QTAusDVbgM6dCoNcBuTKF_xO-qJtE-k8hRYYlfnNY/edit?pref=2&pli=1

I hope that the people who are getting into this aren't also reluctant to talk about their girls, because that seems a little weird.

>>149416829
I don't talk about my girls because I don't have anything to say about them.

>>149416829
B-But you'll be labelled as an attention whore!

>>149416829
i have like a whole book on the lore page i dont know what else there me to post about

>>149416829
What do you mean by "getting into this"?

>>149409792
Wow I never fucking realised those were all ingredients with a couple letters changed or added, I feel super dumb now.

>>149412879
Spoilers: It's Baconheart.

>>149417142
>>149389706
>>149395686
>>149409367
>>149410581
>>149410728
>>149410919
>>149411481
>>149412879
>>149413703
>>149413736
>>149416154

>>149411481
>Or I could be that bad end guy that like, accidentally knocks you off a roof
So you're the best character in this story. Got it.

>>149417409
all me

>>149417123
What's your dick look like?

>>149417409
Oh, I see. Nevermind, then.

>>149411481
I just noticed but you're implying you'd kill Ragtag.

>>149417361
>Putting the spoiler inside the spoiler

>Breakdown is back again

>>149417516
it looks like a normal dick

>>149417560
Let's be real, apart from Laggen who wouldn't kill Ragtag?

>>149417219
The best part is that all of them have been confirmed to produce their respective ingredient.from their mammary glands.

>>149417601
Why the fuck does he keep coming and going?

>>149417660
>Having sex with Cinnamyn
>Decide to start sucking on her breast
>It's cinnamon challenge time motherfucker, try not to die!

/mkg/ is only alive when discussing its posters.

>>149417957
We're one step from becoming a circlejerk, we'll be a very lively bunch once we decide to take it.

>>149418390
>We're one step from becoming a circlejerk *again
ftfy

>>149417560
But only accidentally.
I not the kind to do things on purpose and make them seem like an accident.

>>149417660
I only said Kokoa might, but my line of thought is since they're androids it'd be like pulling from some internal reservoir. I'm on the fence on if it'd be refrigerated or maybe warmed up to body temp when dispensed for... reasons.

>>149417830
I lul'd

>>149418632
How much would you charge someone who wants to drink Kokoa's kokoa directly from the source?

>>149417957
>>149418390
We are a social group playing a social game, I don't see the problem in talking and making a little fun of the players.

>>149417123
Why did Chinami cut her bangs?

>>149418802
To quote Kokoa roughly: "No matter how much moen you have, it's never enough."

>Going to have to buy a package of sanitizing wipes with that kind of answer.

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>>149419507
Well, if she doesn't want Moen I guess I will have to use other means.

>>149418632
Name your next roid cumin

>>149419989
Maybe... I'm trying to keep it to stuff in sweets or baked goods like that.

Since I've cut my DG activity I was thinking of porting Clove or Poppy over if something else didn't occur to me.

>>149419503
think of it as she just tying them back too

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>>149417361

>>149420428
Touf-kami is eurotrash? Everything makes sense now

>>149420854
I can see it happening desu.

>>149420884
What part of his post implied that?

Would your myroid be playing pokemon go?

>>149421152
If it really is him, then why not have them change their myroid intros to show it?

>>149417361
Wasn't Baconheart onto Colors? What happened?

>>149421354
I thought Baconheart was into mistermantastic though.

>>149421340
Considering that lately I've been abandoning them to play that game, I doubt it.

>>149420884
no i am american on the north american continent

>>149421346
ok

>>149421340
chinami might try it out but not so much haruki

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>>149421876
Sorry, couldn't tell with how you type like a retard all the time

>>149422095
Quinn would, but Kailey is a wet blanket who wouldn't even try.

>>149421340
No because they don't have shit taste.

>>149422119
My feelings are slightly hurt.

>>149421354
I genuinely don't understand this one.

Fuck, what is wrong with you guys.

>>149421876
>ok
You're not Bacon.

>>149422305
>Quinn, Kailey
Who?

>>149422818
>You're not Bacon.
what did he mean by this

>>149422708
They're bored and waiting for the contest to start.

>>149422818
>Who?
Spotted the newfag.

I hate Tofu-kami and Steven

I like Tofu Kami and Steven

>>149423019
Why are those two bullied so much?

>>149423019
I get Tofu Kami but why Steven?

I hate breakdown

Who the fuck is reakdown

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>>149423271
My little anon cannot be this new.

>>149423146
Please notice me senpai annoying first graders.

>>149422919
He >>149421346
>If it really is him, then why not have them change their myroid intros to show it?
Was speaking about BaconXJaeden.

>>149423019
Steven isn't even posting, I think.

Isn't Breakdown the guy who was really sick and talking about being in the hospital all the time? I'm surprised he's alive.

>>149423510
Steven still has shit taste.

>>149423395
That seems oddly unfair.

>>149423341
Kek, anyone who has been playing this waifu game for more than a year is pathetic. Never mind two years.

>>149423783
Wow you're so alpha. Why don't you quit the game now and fuck off since you're obviously too awesome for it?

>>149423783
>not being dedicated to your waifus

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>>149423019
>>149423631
Here's your reply.

>>149423149
I like you too anon, I like all of you.

Can't you, like, talk about your girls and boys instead? Do they have friends with other users' boys and girls? Are your boys super suave 2D dandies who would charm all the Myroids and DGs? Or is it the other way around, and you have Myroids who would tease and lead around shy little doggie boys and such?

>>149424431
You first.

>>149424431
It's all been said several times.

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>>149421346
nah

>>149424559
Who are your Myroids' friends?

>>149424660
They're only there to take care of me and since I don't have any they don't have any either.

>>149424431
I'm too shy to try and have my girls be friends with anyone elses.

>>149424431
>roleplaying

>>149424431
>Do they have friends with other users' boys and girls?
since seemingly a lot of people dont like me, i'd probably guess not

>>149425363
Stop whoring for attention Kami

>>149425484
ok, ill stop posting for a while

>>149425363
Haruki is a rude bully, it's no surprise if she doesn't have any friends.

Besides being an extremely obvious poster, Kami dindu nuffin. Cease this bullying.

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>>149425978
But then who's gonna take on the seat of Metatron once Colors retires in a few moths?
We need someone to bully.

>>149426362
We could always bully you

>>149424659
Why not?

>>149427310
To put it quite simply, we ain't got shit to prove to you. It is what it is, whether you think so or not.

but no, really. who the fuck is breakdown?

>>149425978
He does most of the "bullying" himself.

>>149427457
>Baconheart
But why? I thought you had higher standards than that

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You folks are a gossipy sort.

>>149427984
love doesn't have standards

>>149427984
you were talking to baconheart, nerd
>>149428172
sure it does

>>149428114
Gossip is fun.

>>149424431
Lady Ninon fucks whatever myroid, girlfriend, and student strikes her fancy. That's as much as I've thought about on that matter.

>>149428760
With mutual consent I hope. So, who strikes her fancy?

>>149428760
Wel, well, wasn't it about time you showed up? Is it because Jaeden was stealing attention away from you?

>>149428986
Holy shit, mate. Come the fuck on, I ask a question and someone answers.

>>149428986
she can have the attention, i'm going to fuck off back to being ded unless you guys want to bother me more

I still find Steven more annoying than Kami, something about avatarfags really triggers me.

Daily reminder that the shitposters are not on the spreadsheet and only post to stir up trouble.

>>149427661
Too deep for you.

>>149428905
Never thought about who specifically. Just whoever is cute and obedient.

>>149424431
I want to make sweet, hot, sweaty love to Rikako.

>>149429275
Ya dumb cunt, Steven probably posts plenty of times without a picture.

>>149429389
Wha the fuck does that even mean

The contest is cancelled.

>>149429881
Why?

>>149429881
Villain, pls

>>149429275
That sounds like a personal problem mate.

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>>149429275
It's fine if you don't like me anon, but it's just as the others said, I post without a picture most of the time and just attach a picture of a background every now and then because I've a lot of them and no excuse to post them.

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>>149431338
>large filesize gif

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>>149431753
I can't argue against that.

>>149428359
You still didn't answer why.

>>149425978
It's just shitposting bro

>>149425978
He's a big boy, he can handle himself.

>>149432835
i don't need to answer why, that's between me and him

>>149433059
You know, it's way less interesting know who is it.

Could you pretend it's a ruse so the guessing game may continue?

>>149433529
it's hardly a game if no one tries

>>149433718
We have a skype group where gossiping is our main topic.

>>149433876
then leave me out of it

>>149433876
>using skype instead of discord in 2016

>>149427984
But he's got the biggest wallet in /mkg/.

>>149433876
I know this is a lie, but shouldn't we have a skype group?

>>149434249
There's a discord but if you're shit you're not invited.

>>149434249
There's an actual Skype group (or at least there was a year ago when I left). But believe me, you don't want to be part of that.

>>149431338
No, it's because of your bad habits.

>>149434771
Explain.

I ship Steven and Kami

>>149435991
I ship Steven and this guy >>149434771 hatesex is the best.

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>>149389706
I wasn't annoying enough to make it on the cast

Post yourself as a myroid using the rip/builder.

>>149437295
No.

>>149437295
You first.

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>>149437295
pls I don't need a rip for that, I have a whole account

>>149437581
Okay, after I'm done with this colony.

>>149436928
Cathexis pls

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nevr furget

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>>149437295
Where's this outfit from anyway? I like it.

>>149438073
was it the lips that gave it away?

>>149436928
If it helps, you're on my top 5 of favorite kouhais.

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>>149439162
part of the elite

Which myroid's child would you bear?

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Did the 61582x, 61583x and 61584x outfits get added to our version? I don't remember seeing them in any gachas or kanna's shops.

>>149442209
You first.

>>149443196
>implying men can bear children

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>>149437581
>>149437726
Okay, I'm done!
Finding clothing that was in my style range and also body type is hard.

>>149444213
And I only just realized that outfit is flat and not super busty.
Being tired is ass.

>>149444213
Cute.

>>149444296
It is busty.

>>149438412
>>149444213
Fug you are ugly even for myroids

>>149445438
wow, rude

>>149445438
oh no i wouldn't be cute if i was a girl whatever will i do

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>get my achievement award free ticket from the event
>"eh let's see what happens if i use it on the aquarium gacha, i got two rares from mini free tickets after all"
Ok now I'm actually scared.

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>>149450060
I'd marry Reiko. Do I get to fuck her silly every night if I do?

>>149450518

Not like you'd have to marry her for that.

>>149450640
It's the principle of the thing.

>>149451251

What a gentleman.

post uncute

>>149455329
There you are.

>>149443162
Assorted gacha.

>>149456104
Time to forget them completely then.

>>149451251
Cute, I doubt she'd be loyal.

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Post characters that resemble yours somehow, either in looks or personality. Bonus points if it's both.

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>>149461618

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>>149461618

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>>149461618

>>149436928
Would you like to change places?

>>149465235
I want to be the rivals' talking cat

>>149465574
I can only offer the position of annoying first grader.

>>149465765
Hmm I guess if I act annoying enough, someone might curse me into being a cat. I can work with this.

>>149465986
I thought I was aloof enough to be kept out of something like this, so good luck with that.

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>>149461618

>>149464115
Wasn't this one Jean-Marie?

>>149471363
What's Descartes doing copying Laggen?

>>149471697
Dominant > Tsundere

>>149472826
Bacon pls

>>149472826
>shit > shit

>>149463510
>>149464639
>>149469002
Personality or looks ?

>>149477576
Ability to take dicks.

>>149477576
>implying any mkg myroids have a personality

>>149480509
As apposed to who? The grand myroid personalities of the randoms and tumblr faggots? The bar is pretty fucking low.

>>149477576
Duplica can be whoever you want though I wouldn't want to change her, so personality.

>>149480968
That sounds like Sophie's description.

>>149481579
Indeed, I spoke too much.