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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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>>149348095
>mei in OP
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Hana Song!
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Am I in hell?
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When is it a good time to pick Ana? Gamemodes, counters?
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xth for remembering to eat out your support
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Mei is fucking lewd
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>>149348210
Shoulda went genji and yelled Brother! in chat all game
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>>149348095
>play ana
>teammates ability to dodge bullets increases 1000 fold
>but only my healing bullets.
>tfw
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>>149348215

Always, all of them, ana
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Post most played hero competitive stats
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>>149348210
What's the matter Anon, don't you wanna have fun?
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>>149348210
You should have just went along with the joke and picked Hanzo or do what >>149348279 said. The point of a 6 stack is for shits and giggles, not victory. When it comes to 6 stacks, winning is only a bonus.
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>>149348269
That art is ugly. Mei deserves better.
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>>149348204
Genji!
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>>149348279
I'm actually upset that I didn't think of that.
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>that moment when you are playing support and your d.va suddenly starts boosting to you with her shields up but you know it's coming
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What character should I learn first if I have no friends to play with?

Also can I play comp without friends? What if I'm naturally shit at the game?
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>>149348210
stop playing QP u casual fuck
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Daily reminder Ana is fun to play
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>every team is now 2-3 Ana's
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>>149348564
76.
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>tfw you start to get good with genji
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>Give Overwatch a break after consecutive losses for a while
>Pick it up again today after hearing the patch came out
>Get fucking destroyed over and over again, not even close games
>Can't even pick Ana in good conscience because of compulsive need to fill good team comp slots
>my face when
>my soul when
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>>149348491
Mei deserves to be bound to a milking machine and used until she cant even speak anymore
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>>149348437

>fun on PS4
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>Ana and Zenyatta as supports
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
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>>149348210
Lost to 6 reinharts and 6 dvas earlier, very goofy stuff
Quick play is for fun
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Some questions:

How to deal with Genji and Tracer?

1 Loot box per level? No other way to get without buying?

How do you use D.Va's mech gun? Seems pretty shit unless I'm sitting on the enemy.

Mercy is hot
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A RANK ZERO

IT PUT ME WITH A RANK ZERO

FUCK FORCED 50
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>>149348818

Winston for Genji and McCree for Tracer.
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>>149348805
im dum, how do you get that to open?
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>>149348818
shoot em, or pick winston/cowboy to counter them.
Yes. You'll get plenty in time.
Sit on the enemy
Agreed.
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>>149348818
They are squishy, don't shoot at genji while he's deflecting bullets, don't let him kill your supports, don't let up on tracer, once she's used her rewind that's when you kill her. Spread out if they ult you, and as always, mechanics, positioning, decision making

Get right up close, obviously

Best waifu
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>>149348613
>2 games today
>2 games with an Ana player
>2 wins
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Post your face when you swooce on out at <50 hp.
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>"I hate when people tell me 'lol it's just quickplay bro'"

Why don't people that complain about this just go to comp where tryharding is the norm
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>>149348884
How is that even possible

>rank zero widowmaker
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>>149348884
>>149349085
probably a bug
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>>149348818
I am a genji main and I will tell you a mass tank line up is what I hate the most to play against. Genji is good at taking out squishes but if the enemy is too beefy his combo will not work. Moreover, if one of the tanks is winston then I switch immediately. Also, don/t fall into the meme that mei counters genji. She is awful.
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>>149348906
>>149349028
>>149348945
Thank you very much guys.
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fuck im 62 now but i can't actually play i just want to back to the low 50s
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>POTG is the enemy being saved by your Mei then wiping the team with an ult
Can't wake up
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>>149349184
Me I is ok vs genji, but only ever worth picking on koth
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>>149348602
let him have fun
it's blizzard fault they allow stacking in QP
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>>149349068
They want a middle ground.
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I'm never going to watch the community crap, but just seeing this banner made me think of a gruesome Battle Royal scenario with comical combatants on both sides fighting each to the death IN REAL LIFE.

Team A:
-An Old western gun shooting enthusiast who knows how to quickdraw and fan the hammer on a revolver
-A Japanese archer
-A black youth on roller skates with a gun
-A SWAT officer decked out in heavy armor and riot shield with a baton
-Some athletic chick who can run fast with two uzi's

Team B:
-An actual full-grown real life gorilla
-An authentic Japanese ninja
-A veteran U.S. army soldier
-A female certified field-medic / doctor
-Black trenchcoat-wearing school shooter
-A pink-haired feminist from Tumblr

who would win this real life Overwatch?
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>>149349302
I had an embarrassing one today
>I'm Reinhardt
>Hammer down on their whole team
>step on trap
>watch in horror as they all get up and then reaper quintuple kills us all
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>>149349354
No, she is terrible. Has no mobility to keep up with Genji and dies quickly to his combo.
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>>149348531
what is coming?
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I wished they put more maps in instead of Ana.
Ana isn't even that good.
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>play support
>nobody protects you
>get bitched at for dying.
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>facing a premade team in quick play


They lost but that was pathetic
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>>149348667
>Was doing pretty decent with Genji
>Stop playing for a couple days
>It's like I'm starting from square one
I got completely stomped as Genji any time I tried playing him I don't know what happened.Luckily it was just QP so it didn't fuck me over but still.
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>CANADIAN HERO
>SOON

what did they mean by this? I am surprised they ignored Canada in the first place.
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>>149349628
>I am surprised they ignored Canada in the first place.
It's a real easy place to ignore.
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>>149349443
>no mobility
You wall him in the hill and the slow helps with teamshooting. She's not a hard solo counter, but she does have advantages that makes it hell for genji to try and dive your healer.
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Let's see that progress. I'm only lv53 and honestly don't play a lot of the heroes in the game (still have a bunch of achievements for a lot of heroes to unlock their cute/pixel sprays)

I just want to see how much stuff you've guys unlocked. Is there anybody who has dumped enough money for lootboxes that they have 100% unlocks?
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>>149348818
Torbjörn if they have 2 or more Tracer. Learn his animation cancelling.
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>>149349443
What is this combo you're talking about?
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>>149349628
>war game
>canada
come on...
it's a small miracle we got a french character in the first place
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>>149349435
Potg is just a highlight of shame sometimes, it hurts.
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What did she see?
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I want to cum inside D.Va
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>>149349581
It's ok because no matter how long they work on them they won't be balanced because they're Blizzard maps.

Community maps when.
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>>149349681
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>>149349758
>get potg as Symmetra
>it starts off with me getting hit by a HAMMER DOWN
>my turrets sdtart shooting the reinhardt and two people that came onto the point with him
>I get up and run away from the point as my turrets kill them

It was hilarious, but shameful.
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>switch to 7 sensitivity to get good with McCree
>mfw aiming with Pharah is so much easier now

I used to shoot like a spastic retard with Pharah. I should have switched way sooner.
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>>149349782
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>>149349575
Ulting Genji?
Self-destruct MEKA?
Riptire?
Roadhog hook?
Nano boosted Reinhardt/Harambe?
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>>149349830
how much have you spent?
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>>149349803
>you will never even get to touch D.Va
this is the cruel reality we live in
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>>149349782
she saw that Reyes had gotten a stupid face tattoo.
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VorteK - if you post here, you really had better take your own advice and an hero
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>looking for ranked game
>taking too long
>cancel search
>take a shit and come back
>I was kicked from a game and deranked
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>>149349914
Couple'a quid
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>Pharah: I need healing!
>procedes to make it her mission to be behind every wall and object on the map while moving erratically
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>>149349917
>that lack of trigger discipline
Disgusting.
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>coinflip
what were they thinking?
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>lose every match today while solo queueing in comp
>just keep telling myself I deserve it for being bad while earning golds as support
Life is suffering
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>>149348884

I think he's reached Nirvana.
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>>149349628
>Lumberjack
>Throwing hatchets that deal damage and knockback
>Able to charge a melee axe swing in place for high damage and knockback
>flannel jacket gives him 250hp with armor rather than shields
>Throws a Beaver at someone that deals DoT and slows speed until movement abilities are used

I just wanna see a lumberjack in this game, really.
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Can sprays be modified? I realize that if I injected my own spray into the game that it would likely only be a local change that only I could see, but still kinda want to do it for fun.
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>Playing Comp
>Get nothing but Koreans on my team
>Can't understand them and they can't understand me
Why is this allowed?
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>>149349750
rightclick - melee - shift
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>>149349917
Is it autistic to be legitimately upset that tfw no D.Va gf?
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Would you pay D.va 150$ to watch her suck and lick a popsicle?
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>>149350139
>blizzard game
>not expecting koreans
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if anyone wants to play low ranked competetive EU add Schemer#21773
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i-im just a little healslut
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Overtime is WAY too short now on payload
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>>149350298
I would pay D.Va $150 just for her to look at me senpai.
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>wonder why my team is getting their shit pushed in in a comp match when avergae rank is the same as enemy's
>everyone in my team except me and a winston is level 30 or less
>everyoen on the enemy team is level 60+

Loving these memes, blizzard.
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>>149350340
I'm expecting them, but they should stay on the Asia server with their own kind. I don't mean to be racist but I like to communicate with my team and think American servers should be saved for NA.
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>>149348884
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>>149350371
You're a little cuck, how many dicks did you suck today?
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>>149349068
The issue is that in most games that try to push competitive modes there is usually
1) Competitive mode with strict rules
2) A casual mode that uses competitive rules
and 3) A casual mode that doesn't use competitive rules

Part of the advantage of having servers is that you can say "Oh I want to go to the server for the tryhards who don't yell about points but still want to practice getting good." or "I want to go to the 4chanpartyvan server with all of its voicespam commands and modded game-modes.
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>>149349995
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed
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>>149349752

How is she so perfect[\spoiler]
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>every game has ana and zenyatta
>they never actually heal
i hate this games playerbase
>>149350371
ps4?
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>>149350371
I see that, It'd be a shame if your team doesn't turn around.Mada Mada
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>>149349581
But they're working on 4 maps right now!
And all of them are just standard stuff we've seen already!
And they said they don't know how many of them will get to the final cut because they're currently shit!

>>149349628
They were afraid their lumberjack werebeaver concept would get them sued by the don't starve guys.
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>people are already in the 300+ level range

how the fuck do these people have the time?
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>40% hp Zarya with Lucio contesting point in koth
>5 of us are there with the dps to kill them both quickly
>Everyone immediately stops shooting them both when they bubble

Holy fuck, SHOOT THE FUCKING SHIELD AND KILL HER YOU FUCKS

70-100% CHARGE DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE'S DEAD AND HER FAT ASS SENT BACK TO SPAWN WITH NO TEAMMATES
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>>149350371
Which one?
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>>149350523
neets
children
uni students doing nothing during summer
account sharing

Remember: level only means time played.
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>>149350586
Level also means skill
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>>149350539
>D.vas everywhere
>They think cause they got a buff they can take on anything
It's a good time to be a Zarya main.
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>>149349917
>wanting to touch, or be touched by, a gook
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>>149350121
Presumably they are among the local assets for the game, I'd think if you altered them then when other people spray them you'd see your alterations too
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>be winston
>try to jump enemy
>zenyatta orb negates all of your damage
>jump zenyatta
>he just 1v1s you without breaking a sweat
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>>149350791
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>>149349782
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>>149350698
It's always a good time to be a Zarya main.
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>>149350698
I normally don't like the idea of maining a hero, but zarya is so damn good
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So when is the McMeme nerf coming?
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>>149350869
it's not, he's balanced now
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>tfw stuck in 42-49 rank hell so I just start leaving matches until I reach rank 1
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>>149350831
Felt the same way when I started, she was too much fun and before I knew it I had sunk 18 hours into her. I've evened out on playing other heros but she does so well when played right.

>>149350826
Yes it is.
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>>149350791
>playing winston when dva exists
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>>149350698
>be Zarya
>DVA ults near here

F-FREE MAXIMUM CHARGE?
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>>149350791
>jumping in on people that aren't distracted
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>Someone wants to play Ana on KOTH
>Someone starts raging about it
>Ana is clearly not working though
>Ana switches to Tracer when we're getting dicked by Winston just to spite them more
>Rager now plays like a retard, sitting in spawn and charging into their spawn to spite the Ana fag.
>Lose half a rank to this.

WHY THE FUCK DO I EVEN BOTHER. BAN THESE FUCKING NEW CHAMPS FROM RANKED FOR THE FIRST 2 WEEKS IT JUST CAUSES TOO MUCH BULLSHIT
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>>149350698
I've never seen the full image till now, and figured it was cropped to the head because the rest was lewd.
I'm actually a little disappointed.
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>>149350968
>Post yfw MAXIMUM CHARGE
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>>149350968
>Attacking team is making a final push on Numbani
>D.Va ults on my team on the final point.
>put barriers up on me and Ana, everyone else dies
>They think they've won
>MAXIMUM CHARGE
>YOU'RE BOOSTED GET IN THERE
>OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI
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>>149351014
Unfortunately there isn't a huge amount of lewd material out there for Zarya.
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>>149351136
Zarya is too stronk to be lewd

Don't you even know mother russia?
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>>149350586
>Remember: level only means time played.

Stfu. Levels should be also be considered in match making. You expect me to hold the level 20s hands? This happened in HotS and its happening here again. You have a player base by the hundred millions and somehow the mm cant find someone with similar skill on a 10 level difference
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>Hey zarya why dont you do more lewd art?

>cant, gettin huge

>But zary-

>GETTING HUGE
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>2 Anas in team
>they power-up Toblerone and on-foot D.va

fuck retards, can't they get off the fucking game?
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>>149348818
22000 xp is the max it takes for a lootbox, thats usually.. roughly 10-11 matches less if you win a bunch, some variance on what maps you end up playing.
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>>149351110
>not named "but it was me, Zarya"
Pretty much Dio's expression there.
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How do i get good at attack winston? Some winstons are absolute menacing on payload maps. When i try i tickle them a bit then get shot by a cop because everythings on cooldown.
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>>149351196
I'd like to make her a mother of Russia, if you know what I mean.Some anon drew this when I made an off hand comment about a bashful Zarya.
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>>149351280
who's Dio?
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>>149350968

>tfw shielding both yourself and your support just as a Junkrat tire barrels in on top of both of you
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>>149351248
Torb can be a beast with that shotgun, it's the reason a molten core torb can melt a team if he runs in

I'd rather boost torb than non-ulting roadhog (shit rate of fire, shit range, shit reload speed - most of the ult will be wasted) and yet hog gets boosted ALL THE TIME in my games, not just once or twice. Yesterday I was playing hog and I got Nanoboosted WHILE FROZEN IN A MEI ULT.
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>playing mei
>tracer being a hassle
>try to freeze her
>she rewinds
>move to where she is and try for another freeze
>she blinks and grabs a healthkit
>constantly back and fourth of freezing and blinking
>she ends up killing me
>whole fight took upwards of 30 seconds

Fighting a tracer as any hero is just like pulling teeth. A painful, long episode that no one comes out of happy
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>>149351303
jump in on people who are distracted. You're gun isn't enough to kill most people on it's own before you take too much damage, so instead add your damage to someone elses, or chase down weak enemies. If your team doesn't need your barrier, save it for yourself for when you jump on people, and dance in and out of it as needed. Your barrier should be up long enough for your jump to come off cooldown.
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>>149350906

>balanced
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>>149351403
Good. You deserve it for being shit.
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>>149351403
>picking one of the worst heroes to 'counter' good heroes

Stop that.

Just pick Hog and give her the dick (hook).
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>>149351110
>Que up for comp with friends
>Get tossed in with unranked people cause one of us was
Me
>First matches KoTH lijong tower
>I'll play Zarya since I haven't in a while and D.va is buffed
>Proceed to rape enemy team
>They were all roughly level 25-30
It was not ok what was done to those people, we even one with one of my friends picking Torb. Got silvers that game and the next got golds.
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>>149351403
HA! Eat SHIT Mei-player.
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>>149351403

Except for Tracer. From Tracer's perspective, she's noclipping around at 50mph and having the time of her life. Even the most banal, get-nothing-done backline harassment becomes a rush when playing Tracer.
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>>149351403
My hatred for tracer is the sole reason I have 50% of my time played on Roadhog. I have become fully zen and one with the Tracer hooks.

I am powered by rage and hatred. Once I was at a cafe and heard someone say "Just in time" and I crushed my coffee in my hand and I numb to the heat of the drink. So great is my hatred for that British slag.
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>>149350968
>tfw baiting zarya's shield before dropping the bomb on her team
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>>149351493
I didnt pick Mei to counter her, I just felt like playing Mei
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>coin flip

Why is this even a thing
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>>149351541
I wish I could fight D.vas that are decent, I keep running into the I picked D.va because she got buffed so she has to be op now. It's still funny watching them panic and hold the defense matrix when it's just me hitting them.
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>>149351540
>Once I was at a cafe and heard someone say "Just in time"
If only that actually happened.
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>>149351510
My first real game of Comp ended with my team getting four team kills on the enemy, all because of my ults.
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>Want to play monkey man

>Can't because reaper is a hard counter and super common
>Can't because Dva is a hard counter and ultra common
>Can't because Zenyatta is a hard counter and super common
>Can't because street pig is a hard counter and reasonably common
>Can't because Ana is a soft counter and super common

Name a hero less useful in this meta.
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>>149350869
McCree is fine, his only shtick is the long ranged damage and stun, otherwise he has a shit ult and a shitty roll ability because no one is using it for the free ammo reload anymore.

He's not good at handling pressure or sieging at all.
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>>149351403
Tracer is literally the worst
Also fuck the people who are like "Shes only got 150hp tho lol"
An AIDs infected fly probably isnt going to survive if you swat it but its still buzzing around your head really fast and its going to kill you if it bites you
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>>149351690
I'd say Winston is only viable on KOTH and rarely in other game modes.
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>>149351493
>>149351403
I love how last thread someone >>149346624 tried to sell Mei as a counter to Tracer.
It's obvious that Bastion and Mercy as they suggested are actually also shit choices in countering her, right?
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>>149351690
Ice girl of filling a niche less effectively than McCree and Reaper?
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>>149351732
Flies don't bite
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>>149351690
Hanzo.

I find plenty of opportunities to switch to ape and jump a sniper.
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>>149350831
>Reinhardt charges the enemy
>I bubble him and follow
>MAXIMUM CHARGE
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>>149351716

In a solo game maybe. Pair McCree with a healer (say Mercy) and he'll bust right through your fortifications because 30 unit 70-140 damage pops are literally bullshit.

His abilities are great for handling pressure since he got both a flashbang and a relocate ability to quickly reset a pressure situation.

His ult is top three dps ults in the game and charges fast as fuuuuuuck.
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>>149351716
Found that out the hard way when the enemy team picked double Genji, and hunted me cause I picked one of them out of the sky a couple times when they were Pharah.
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>>149351836
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse-fly
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>>149351828

I'd say Mei actually got much more useful this patch.

>M1 shits on Dva
>M2 can one shot headshot a tracer from full health
>Self heal gives a ton of ultimate and she didn't have her ult speed nerfed to compensate
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>>149351690
mei and hanzo are the most useless heroes in the game after the projectile nerf
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How do I properly BM someone after sleeping them with Ana?
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>>149350831
She's second most played for me just because when people don't want to play tank I'm left with the choice.
Hog sucks, Reinhardt is good but I suck, Winston sucks, D.va is annoying.
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>>149349395
i imagion the gorrila would just beat team b to death before they start
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>>149351885
>Blue Dragon
>Not Red Dragon
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>>149351836
>Flies don't bite
I see you never go outside
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>>149351967
Use the teabag emote is my suggestion, everyone already teabags normally so be classy.
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>>149351848

That's a pretty narrow usage window that Dva can occupy while still abusing her matrix.

I really think as long as Dva is just eternally matrixing monkey can't compete as mobile annoying fatty.
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Zarya is a beast, holy shit.

>like healers in every game
>comp teams suck, fall from 59 to 45
>fuck this, imma autopick zarya
>wrecking shit
>blocking ults
>killing turrets and bastion while theyre shooting at me
>blocking stuns
>saving teammates left and right
>4 medals every game, most often 2+ golds
>climb 10 ranks

For mother Russia!
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>>149349782
>>
>everyone on the enemy team is level 42 or below
>everyone on mine is 50+
>we still get rolled
Le forced 50 is just a meme
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>>149351997
>Think in terms of Dragons cinematic
Step up senpai.
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>Quit OW during the weekdays to focus on work
>Finally on
>Do warmups
>My aim drops tremendously

JUST
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i main genji
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>>149349395
Wasn't there a brilliantly shitty photoshop of all the Overwatch characters pieced together from various photos?
Anyone have that?
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>>149352136

Did you figure out yet that you can't deflect the laser?
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Who is the best cockblocker now, D.va or Zarya?
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>>149352050
I'm not saying Winston isn't fucking trash, just that I always seem to find some cuck who wants to play Widow, Hanzo or even Genji and I love jumping those fuckers. He has no other job or purpose.

A buff I'd like to see is 1 second reduction on his jump cool down so he can be even more of a spastic.
Maybe a second off his shield too.
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>>149352189
p-please go ;_;
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>>149352081
>Welcome to the gun show
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>>149351953

The prevalence of D.Va doesn't make up for her m2 shrinkage.

McCree is also much stronger against Mei than S:76 and Pharah.
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>>149350996
>Play again
>Only 1 tank on Hanamura
>Fucking Hanzo on Hanamura
>Goes to sudden death
>Our fucking Winston dc's for half of it.

They need to institute a pause or something. That was the biggest load of bullshit I've seen yet.
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>>149352213

Having a shield that doesn't shatter on placement would at least make the 'Tank' designation mean something.
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>>149352136
I love how Genji try to reflect Sym's beam as they die.
The sadistic pleasure I feel from it is actually the only reason I continue to use her once in a while.
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>Team A ranks: 62, 60, 27, 77, 77, 54
>Team B ranks: 64, 63, 62, 60, 69, 61

Is this fair? Since it just happened to me.
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I DON'T WANNA FUCKING PLAY HANAMURA

I DON'T

I DOOOOON'T
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>>149352204
Both in the same team.
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>>149352101
>tfw 76 fucks your OW waifu and makes a cute daughterfu
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>competitive
>ilios
>someone picks mei
>someone else picks widow
>we lose
JUST
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>>149352365
yep, seemsfair
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>>149352189
Genji, and D.vas trying to block the beam is the best especially when the start to panic cause they realize I'm still melting them.
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>>149352189
>you smell a weeaboo near your spawn looking for support pick offs
>can hear them in a building nearby doing weeaboo things
>tfw you find them and give them the laser/electricity
>tfw they sperg out in chat for not letting them kill your supports free
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>>149352365
>27, 77, 77
B L I Z Z A R D
L
I
Z
Z
A
R
D
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>game starts purposely putting me in unwinnable games

Why is it even allowed for the game to make sure you lose, why do blizzardrones eat this shit up
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MAN NO ONE FUCKING WANTS TO PLAY NEPAL.
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>>149352471
It should go without saying, but those three were all grouped together.
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>>149352520
you must be truly awful
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>>149352529
>Now entering [koth map]
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>>149352329
Winston and Roadhog shouldn't even be in the tank category, they should be in their own category called back alley rapists/ultimate feeders or something.

>Someone picked Roadhog, looks like I don't have to go tank then
NO YOU FUCKER, ROADHOG IS A SHIT TANK
A SHIT
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After how many abandoned comp matches do I get a ban for the whole season?
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Is it better to left click or right click when you ult as Zarya?
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>>149352641
>600 health
>not a tank
fuck off autist
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>>149352724
rightclick
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>>149352675
Dunno experiment and report back to us with your findings.
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>>149352529
that's because nepal is a piece of shit desu

and so is ilios
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>>149352732
tanky dps
>>
Hollywood is objectively the best map
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>>149352732

>No defense
>No shield
>No damage mitigation
>Can't actually tank anything

Don't even get started on Winston. His shield might as well not even exist.
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>>149352724
depends on how many you get, 2-3 can be melted with m1 faster than m2
if youre good though usually m2 since you can peek with it and whatnot
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>The best Ana player who is regularly streaming/posting videos is also a huge furry with furry shit all over his donation/subscriber pop ups

kill me, I just want to watch gameplay I can learn from
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>>149352787
rather full retard way of spelling dorado
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what the fuck is Ana's ult speed.

you get it in like 2 minutes.
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>>149350468
She just is.
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>>149352529
I like Nepal except for village.
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>>149352724
Dueling/D.va melting: Left click
General purpose: Right click
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>>149352820
>>149352736
>>149352912
Alright guys, thanks.

Have a D.Va
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>>149352820
This it's really all depending on what is going on. If I'm using it to mop up squishies that are fast and holding a point I'll just m1. If it's a bigger haul I'll m2 and peek especially if I have cover.
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>>149352787
Kings Row or Route 66 desu.
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>>149352787
I am fucking sick of Hollywood.
I'm also sick of assholes running off on the payload portion of Kings row, Ilios blows, Nepal is a pain in the ass, China can get annoying as fuck and Dorado is getting boring.
How long before the new stages come out so I can bitch about those too?
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>tfw shit accuracy as mccree at long range

guess ill just not play him
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>>149352732
You say tank, I say waddling fat fuck feeder.
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>>149352807
He fills the tank jobs of initiating and absorbing fire with his large hitbox.

Winston and Dva initiate by jumping, Rein with his shift

Roadhog initiates by dragging the enemy out of formation. He forces the enemy to engage you on your terms or hold with less defenders.
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>>149353000
go practice famalam. or play 76 instead
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>>149352886
darting someone gives 15% senpai
everyone hit by the grenade gives 3%, ally or enemy
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>>149353000
Keep practicing, trust me it's worth it to out snipe a Widow three times in one game.>>149353000
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>>149353029
>darting someone gives 15% senpai
HAHSHHHAhahahahahHAHAHAHA WHAT?


FUCKING HELL BLIZZARD.
>>
Hero with ROAD ROLLER DA! ult when?
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>>149353050
>Heals 75 per dart, 150 with grenade active
What did they mean by this
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>>149350298
>>149350401
>buy her a popsicle for 50 cents
>waych her suck on it
>???
>profit
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>tfw friends invite me to join them for comp
>Not that tryhard but ok cause friends
>shock myself by carrying hard as fuck
>5 golds hard
>still lose

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>It's a 4 offense 1 torb episode
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>>149353118
ZA WARUDO
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>>149353150
I know that feel Zenyatta
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Where is this info about sombra being a loli hacker?
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>Ana complaining people aren't killing Winston
Just swap.
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>>149353206
Reinhardt

I had a 15 kill streak and died charging an ulting bastion off the cliff at the end of Gibraltar
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>>149352831

She isn't all that complicated
>Shoot always. The tranqs got a regen effect, so if you shoot someone with full hp they might still get healed by it
>Slightly elevated positions lets you avoid LoS issues
>To maximize on her nade you should try to hit groups of friendlies and enemies, but honestly its pretty fire and forget
>Practice on hitting her sleep and nade at distance. They are pretty tricky to hit
>killcombo is sleep, shoot, melee, nade (this is an animation cancel) and then a shot/melee
>Don't pick as solo healer or if you lack ult synergy
>as for using your ult, always aim to stack 3-4 ults on an objective when you take it (this is honestly a pretty general tip though)
>On defense her ult is trickier to use, I'd combo it with someone using another ult defensively to clear a push

The amount of spot healing and countermechanics she got makes her pretty fucking S tier desu sempai
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>>149353241

What sub 50 rank are you where Ana's sleep doesn't fucking destroy Winston's giant ass.
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>>149353234
when asked about a stealth hacking hero blizzard gave no respsonse

>they didn't deny it so it must be true
>>
when are they gonna change maps so there is only two entry points to attack from on most maps.
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>>149353050
the dart is actually pretty hard to hit unless it's someone legit standing still
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>>149353268
>5 golds Rein
>gold healing Rein
what did he mean by this?
>>
>young ana skin still walks like old ana
DO NOT WANT
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>>149353524
>wanting Ana skins.
off yourself my man.
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>>149353524
>Young skins don't have a different voice actor
The sole reason I don't give a shit about any of them
>>
Support healers, how do you aim at the right ally to heal?
I'm sick of healing the wrong ally when they're all clipping through each other.
I've seen an Ana ult on a Lucio instead of a Rein because of the same issue.
>>
NEW SKINS WHEN

SKREEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149353660
>recently found the joys of roadhog
>mfw having to supress the urge to buy a legendary for him
>>
>get a legendary skin
welp, new main
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>>149353456
I also played Zen in that match
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>>149352831
>Navi
>best anything

rofl
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>>149353787
>Unbox Sparrow and Young Genji back to back
>Never play Genji

Who likes that ugly carrot skin anyway?
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>>149353325
Quick play
It's supposed to have MMR but I don't think it does.
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>play game
>both teams suck
>both teams are high level
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>>149352150
Is it this?
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>>149353908
>levels meaning anything
I've seen level 30s stomp prestige and double prestige players. Doesn't mean shit.
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>>149354263
nice excuse shitter
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>>149354263
Both teams were kinda weird though, like they were scared of each other.
>>
>1 win, 7 losses today.
>Suspiciously keep getting hard maps like attack on Hanamura but getting kicked from lobby when its time to defend.
>Shit teams.

This is after I absolutely destroyed yesterday, I want to play fun maps, I don't want forced bullshit.
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>>149354353
Wat? I saw a prestige player once who only played Mercy and only against AI bots. Just because you've put the hours in doesn't make you good desu.

>>149354379
Like playing very defensively? Maybe they expected the other team to stomp?
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>people still pick widow and refuse to switch
Oh my god WHY CAN'T I AVOID THESE IDIOTS.
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>>149354129
Nah, it had the whole team.
Saved, though.
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>98% winrate with tracer
shes so much fun. roadhog melts with headshot damage and even pharas cant escape the burst damage. winstons are the best thinking they can hurt me with that small tesla cannon haha.
>>
i fucking hate "waaah team no help me" support players but when an ana ulted reinhardt is chasing me into my spawn to kill me and the team isn't listening when i ping...man.....it hurts deep inside.
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Consider the following.
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>>149354697
God, kill yourself Mei-fag. She's obese and probably has late stage diabetes cancer.
>>
HOW DO I GET BETTER PROJECTILE AIM

RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149354843
Lead.
Play a custom game with:
Headshots only, 200% hp, 25% spawn time, practice
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>>149354505
Blizzard removed that feature because people were using it for literally that reason
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>same heroes
really makes you think huh?
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>>149354843
As Hanzo? Question Blizzard why they made only and only his projectile hitbox smaller, but kept others the same size. Nerfing an already useless hero, good job.

As any other hero? Literally just predict movement, use practice range idk
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>>149354697
>sweatpants don't directly follow her curves
Delusion
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>>149354934
>really makes you think huh?

kindly kill yourself back to /pol/ and take your forced memes with you
>>
>people complaining about McCree

Protip as a decent McCree player: put him under pressure. It's hard as fuck to aim when you're getting shot by S76 or Pharah because it jolts your PoV around and you only have one shot at a time
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>>149354934
>37 eliminations
>only bronze
so this is the power of long KOTH matches
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>>149355010
Yeah he gets two shots per second for pathetic 140 dps at all ranges :^)
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>Absolutely stomp team on KOTH on Nepal.
>Can't even get out their spawn.
>Watching point cause I know team will be retarded and die.
>They don't.
>Randomly fire D.Va ult towards spawn.
>Double kill.
>Get abusive messages post game.

Keks were had.
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>unironically calls himself a "pro" overwatch player
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If you got to choose between always getting a legendary skin from your yellow lootbox drop or always getting 500 coins, which would you choose?

This is the first time I've actually gotten the 500coin drop.
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Anyone have that comic where Mercy has lost her team and makes an announcement?
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>>149355142
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NNz5H08DEl
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>>149355241
>N=LIF3
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>>149355073

Doesn't matter, especially with 76

If you have not-shit aim you can improve your chances of surviving a McCree duel because the rapid damage messes up his aim, and you as 76 have a heal

Do you even play McCree
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>>149355241
>that username
>that icon
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>>149355241
allways coins, is more net shekels
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>>149355241
Coins. I would rather get a Legendary I want every two boxes than 1 legendary I never want every time.
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>>149355320
>>149355331
and you wonder why people censor everything
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So i feel like Mei needs a nerf to her Ult generation speed. I just got 6 Blizzards off in a 10min game just by abusing self heals.

I literally carried a game as Mei and I have only played her like 4 times.

>>149355241
Coins edgemaster. That way if they ever decide to release new skins I can get one
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>>149355241
coins

But fuck that too, I just want the Sylvanas icon.
>>
I'VE LOST TWO FUCKING GAMES BECAUSE PEOPLE PICK WIDOW


JUST FUCK OFF.
>>
I swear Tracers ass got smaller in game
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>>149355241
Nice pull, edgelord.
I'd choose coins every time.
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>>149351885
>Quick Play
>relevant

fuck off.
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>>149355450
you are the only constant :^)
>>
did i do it /vg/?

did i make her proud?

it's all i've ever wanted
>>
How does having two Lucios work? I know their healing auras don't stack, but they can have different one active, can they? If one amps, is that one used as the active one? Do ults stack?
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>>149355608
>that resolution
>that bitrate
>playing D.Va

Here's your (You)
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>tfw you cockblock the enemy mcrees so hard they switch to winston and lucio

is there a better feeling?
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>>149355608
You didn't do well, Reinhardt fucked up.
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>>149355691
dva is decent now though
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>>149355241
coins. I hate most of the legendary skins
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We all agree this is the best spray in the game right?
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>>149355331
I have a soft spot for edgy. I love characters who dress in black and are motivated by hatred. It's such a ridiculous way to live your life, but I admire their passion.
>>
>>149355691
To add: Why the FUCK were you shooting them at that long range?

Rank 30 shitter who is proud of getting a 5K with the easiest hero to get it with confirmed.
You're lucky their Reinhardt was as bad at the game as you
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>>149355608
>white rabbit

my nigga, best skin
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>>149355691
>ultrawide support is the best thing in the patch
>webmbro does what it can
>thanks anon :^)

>>149355741
he was kinda busy after being tracer bombed and charged

>>149355821
i really hope the release some new decent ones for her. shame that the best one in it was like 250 coins or w/e. the legendary skins are garbage
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>>149355662
One speed, one heal.
Talk to each other as to when is the best time to boost.
As for the ults watch the HP bar in this vid.
https://youtu.be/ImUdVj_Lg5A
Dunno if it's been fixed.
>>
>>149352831

Isn't Ster the best Ana? I have no idea who you're talking about.
>>
Zarya!
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>>149355608
She would be if you made a descent webm with a proper bitrate and a non faggot resolution
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>>149355819
i guess i could post the extended footage, in short I'd started an advance with a reaper, but they pushed us back.

the rest of our team had just started pushing through the front door, I was waiting for a good time to use my ult and just messing with them (see, distracting) until that came along
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>>149355924
>Bullying people in QP with Zarya

have you no mercy
>>
Just how old was tracer when she joined Overwatch? Because she's supposed to be the youngest person to join up, but McCree and Mercy were both 17 when the became members.
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>>149355971
need to get it under 3mb. ffmpeg works settings magic to make that happen

also
>he doesn't have an ultrawide

time to save up your government neet bux :^^)
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Pharah and Lucio you FUCKING NIGGERS
Stop knocking people out of my fucking ult
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>>149356106
I thought it said she was the youngest pilot?
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>mfw people don't vote for end cards at all
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>mfw I get killed by a Fan the Hammer now
>>
Do gold weapons change highlight intros so you're using it?
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>>149356321
>combo fan with stun
>2 oh them hit his toes and he kills you
>enemy does it from 20m
>hits your head

Its some fucking bullshit I tell you what
>>
>>149356279
Rare Cards (MPV and those) should give exp and when you get epic for 5 votes or legendary for 10 that should also give exp. There fixed, people now vote again.
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>>149356106
chrono locked in a space time bullshit lol blizzard, so she's forever young
that is, until all her molecules are ripped appart in a freak space time accident.
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>>149356279
Give me one good reason why I should.
>>
Anyone feel like they get worse the more they play? I decided to start playing more roadhog. For the first day or so of playing I shit on everybody. Hook accuracy was ridiculous, could land perfect range M2's, got sensible picks from the enemy team.

Now I can't land a hook to save my life and everytime I move out of spawn I lose 300 HP to god knows what. Also discord orbs EVERYWHERE.

I decided after getting my shit stomped in to play Genji and promptly got 4 gold medals. Yet if I played him a lot I'd do awful after a while and start missing even fan of blades.

What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>149356570
You start going on autopilot. Happens to everyone man don't worry :)

Just switch heroes up
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>>149351403
>McCree
>Tracer is hassling me
>flashbang her
>shoot her in the head

Wow, it's like pulling teeth!
>>
>>149356570
Overconfidence? Sounds like even though you may not acknowledge it, you start to play sloppy since your used to doing well initially.
>>
>>149356279
I never vote minor shit, such as:
>24% team damage done from just shooting rein shield
>21% total damage healed
>8 fan the hammer kills, 9 eliminations
>7 turret kills, 9 eliminations
>240 transc healing, 1977 healing total
>3 critical shoot kills, 27% scoped accuracy
>744 damage reflected, 1 reflection eliminations
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>>149356106
The picture you are thinking about is based on faulty assumptions about Pharas age.
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>>149356279
>he is mad cause noone boosted his ego
lmaoing at youre life
>>
>>149356279
If I have a shit team and the other teams full of annoying pricks, yeah, I won't. I enjoy being salty.
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>>149356126
>He doesn't know about 21:9 support in Overwatch
>>
>>149352937
>Have a D.Va
>not B.Va
>>
>>149356741
Give me one fucking reason to play if not for these cards.
>>
How do you get a potg as Ana? I guess dart an ult and get a kill to even stand a chance?
>>
>-70HP
>0.5s
>-70HP
>0.5s
>-70HP
>DEAD
damn, looks like I got outplayed
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Why do people push forward on control point defense?
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>>149356570
complacency. switch heroes more often to spice up your life. playing other heroes also makes you better at your main
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>>149356852
Shutdown or lifesaver
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SYMMETRA IS NOW A BAN TRAP

DONT PICK HER UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE BANNED

BLIZZARD NEEDS TO MAKE A WARNING MESSAGE FOR EVERY CHARACTER THAT SAYS "PICKING THIS CHARACTER MAY RESULT IN YOUR SUSPENSION FROM OVERWATCH"

PICK WHAT YOUR TEAM WANTS OR BE BANNED, FUCK WHAT YOU LIKE ~Blizzard

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4u62tl/warning_playing_nonmeta_heroes_in_ranked_will_get/

Thread tagged as misleading. Blizzcucks in full damage control mode.
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>>149356852
last hit some people on low HP, and dart their Mercy when she's about to rez them
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>>149353118
I want a hero with King Crimson's ability as an ulti.
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>>149356790
this is 21:9 you dipshit
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>Get 10 votes as Mei for a POTG locking 5 people in a room with ult and killing them all

I never thought Mei would ever get a legendary commendation because everyone hates her
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I love D.Va.
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>>149356279
>win against enemy team
>their roadhog gets 4 medals
>everyone votes for him
>win against enemy team
>their soldier gets 4 medals
>everyone votes for him
>win against enemy team
>i get 4 medals
>no one votes for me
why everyone hate me ;_;
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>>149356450
>hits your head

What's the issue? It's not like FtH can get a headshot.
>>
>>149356928
>Jammku
Holy shit I remember this faggot from TF2 days
>>
>>149356928
if you play a troll hero in ranked and don't noticably do well I'll report you, simple as that
>>
>>149356928
>That's what happens when you make a shooter for MOBA players, you get MOBA players
huh, an intelligent comment on reddit
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>>149356991
Enjoy your reduced advantage for owning a 21:9 screen :^)
>>
>>149356928
>blizzard getting fucking exposed for being fuckwits and implementing an incredibly exploitable automated ban system
>autismos getting pissed at being punished for being autistic about their stat screen and dragging down the people around them as a result
everyone wins
i love it
>>
Why is the Hero Gallery in alphabetical order
>>
>>149356918
>>149356930
That's a thought, does the dart even count as shutdown?
>>
>>149357121
increased*


>>149357156
what other order would it be in, you autismo
>>
>>149357156
Why wouldn't it be?
>>
>>149356928
>look at me i'm le above average player xdd

sore loser
>>
>>149357060
>troll hero
lmao can you fuck off back to LoL
>>
>>149356445
yes
>>
How come the only non-shit non-white rabbit D.va skin, B.va, has her with short hair? What the fuck?

TRASH
>>
>>149357167
of course, ever ulted a dropping Death Blossom Reaper?
>>
>>149355320
>spot the german
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>>149357187
>>149357189
same as the in-game selection screen
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>>149357167
no, the one ana potg i have seen is her shooting and grenading a ulting mccree.
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>>149357187
>increased*
>He doesn't know
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>>149357226
why the fuck do you give a shit about your toon's hair in a first person shooter
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>>149357035
>>149356928

>Jammku
Oh this yellow mouthed scrawny fuck
I assure you he didn't get banned for picking a non-meta hero and is trying to stirr shit, he probably got a 4/5man premade on his team and picked Mei/Symm to grief his team

He did this exact behavior in LoL and got banned on like 4 different accounts
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>>149357273
>>
Anyone have a video of someone actually playing competitive well?
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>>149356994
You did good
That's pretty hard to pull off with Mei, especially if they were all at full health
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am i good yet guys
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>>149357336

because I want to look kawaii as fuck in killcams
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>>149357350
Fuck off with your tumblr reaction shit faggot
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>>149357428
killcams are also first person
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>>149357402
depends on your frame of reference
>>
1. Your rank
2. The role you fulfill in comp

1. 63
2. Tank flex
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>>149357475
Not with Dva
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>>149357232
Think you misunderstood, I mean the sleep dart. It's not a kill so I'm thinking it doesn't.

>>149357276
Thought so.
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>>149357374
Had a buddy playing Zen behind me, he almost got that impossible achievement
Almost
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dota is actually pretty fun guys.
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>>149357523
20
Locked out atm, will probably support.
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>get fed up with quitters in comp
>decide to just keep leaving until I'm rank 1
>give quickplay a try while waiting out the 2 hour penalty
>I'm actually doing shit to the point where I haven't won any of the 12 matches I've played so far

This is karma, isn't it?
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>>149357578
haha

no
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>>149357583
why did you get locked out senpai
>>
>>149357475

not when you taunt after every ult
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>>149357550
Yeah, I misstyped, sleep dart an ultimate Reaper, and grenade your almost dead teammates, ez potg
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>>149357621
enjoy your ban
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>People who listen to music when playing overwatch

how do you function
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>>149356279

>Voting for anyone but yourself
>>
>playing normally
>all of a sudden 200 ping with both warning icons appear
>pick junkrat and spam lag bombs to my enemies
>they don't know where they come from and just die

Is there a better feeling?
>>
>>149357578
>Trying to learn that shit
>get repeatedly yelled at for being a feeder for the first 2 hrs
No thanks, the people are shit, the game isn't worth listening to that the whole time.
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>>149356279
When else am I supposed to tab out and save all the DVa pictures posted here?
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>>149357720
I vote for offense who have 0 votes to make people look like they voted themselves.
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>>149357659
You need 25 rank to play comp. I think he's memeing
>>
>>149357475
he's clearly referring to when he gets destroyed
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>>149357523
1. 71
2. symmetra on attack and koth
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>>149357713
>in game music off
>sound effects on
mccree can tell me it's high noon as ariana grande croons into my ears
>>
>>149357713
Properly because I can still hear all of the important sound ques.
>>
>people don't vote for support/tanks

Assholes.
>>
>tfw you always pick 'support' characters on comp
If we're playing KOTH, I'll let someone else go our front runners like Reaper, while I cause mayhem from the back corner as Junkrat.
I like playing Reinhardt on the attack to protect my teammates, and Torb on the defense to supply armour packs and provide extra firepower through my turret.
Also Zarya on any gamemode if we need one.
>>
>>149357790
you can mute peeps though.
but yeah, dota is hard at first without a buddy to teach you basics and have fun unranked stomps with
>>
>Staying for more than 2 seconds after the Victory/Defeat appears
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>>149357702
I'm used to constantly losing, and I decided that insteadof leaving I'll just play like I always do, aka badly. Should be easier to reach rank 1 that way.
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>>149357957
If a Lucio gets a ton of healing for standing there while a Tracer gets a good amount of eliminatons/medals, I'll go for Tracer.
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yfw Blizzard releases 2 new skins for each hero and they're 2000 a pop
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>Shoot a laser lizard into gibraltar left side spawn on last point
>get potg
every time
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>>149358013
>not seeing how high/low your rank goes
>>
>>149348148
>what is reading comprehension

Something you clearly have no concept of. The one game when you failed to suck does not make hanzo a reasonable choice.

I also don't believe you, so go fuck yourself

Inb4 old post. He's still here. People like him are always here.
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>>149357957
>783 Transendance healing
>Lucio 90% on fire
>Sym turret kills
Not voting for any of these.
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>>149358073
Never vote for Lucio the nigger.
Vote Zen and Mercy every time.
>>
how to McCree and eat scrubs?
>>
>>149357957
>sub 25% heals
>zenyattta
>symmetra
not voting 4u
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>>149357456
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>>149358024

I wonder what happens when you go under 20. Maybe it's like some kind of mirror world where all the people who are "way too good to be 35" finally all congregate and start playing decent heroes and strats.
>>
>>149358112
>Playing comp
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>>149358308
Well, I usually play Rein or supports, so who knows. I'll be sure to let you know.
>>
>>149358274

Consistent left clicks. You don't even need to headshot when three very quick left clicks kill 80% of the roster.
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>>149358274
flash>headshot>body shot
learn2aim and people will rage
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This badass motherfucking son of a bitch walks into your server and oneshots your Mercy from 3.5 miles away.

What do you do?
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>yfw a Tracer gets too cocky and you smack her with your hammer
>>
>>149358367
quick play has no rewards, there is literally no reason to play it other than to test out ana
>>
I find myself dying super quickly. But it takes me ages to kill other guys.

I'd my dodging and accuracy shit? Or is it latency or something?

Just started, so it's probably the former. If so, how can I improve? I'm on ps4
>>
>>149358403

Uninstall and wait for inevitable nerfs.

100% non swappable pick now.
>>
>>149358403
get on my knees and open wide for the big guy
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>>149358431
enjoying the game without worrying about some stupid rank
>>
>>149356852
I got all mine interrupting ults
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D.Va is still a little weak right now.

Maybe her booster should last longer? A more powerful primary?
>>
>>149357957
Nice Reddit mentality anon.
>>
>>149358403
Shield up and ask 76 to get his head out of his ass and shoot back.
>>
>>149358418
a torbjorn just did that in my game.

"hammer time" he said.
>>
>>149356279
maybe if there was any other reason than 2 seconds of bragging rights for the winner and a ticker deep inside your stat screen people would
>>
>>149358403
He won't because I stopped playing until the inevitable nerf.
>>
>>149358583
no she isn't
a dva in a good team basically makes you untouchable unless the enemy has a good zarya
>>
>>149358431
I play it to learn heroes I'm shit at so people don't get mad at me when I inevitably disappoint them
>>
>>149358525
>ps4
first mistake. learn to dodge bigger projectiles, memorise health pack locations and don't be afraid of running away like a little bitch if you're low. learn to aim. you will get better with time
>>
>>149358583
She's not weak. She's fine as she is, but she'd be easier to use if she has a tighter bullet spread/increased range
>>
Does Zenyatta even have any weaknesses now
With the health boost, I don't find him weak to Tracers or Widowmakers anymore
Even Genji doesn't really bother me anymore because you get one Discord+Hit on him and he deflects and runs off for a health pack like a faggot
>>
>>149358431
The reward is not having people rage every game but only every so often.
>>
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>>149358583
lel, I'm riding into 70s MMR with her. she's ridiculous now
>>
>tracer focuses me
>it just runs into the flick zone and gets a literal tree trunk to the face
So much for fixing the hitboxes on those arrows
>>
>>149358583
she's cancer now
>>
>>149358851
>tfw get an icicle headshot on a perfectly estimated recall position at the exact moment she appears

get rekt
>>
>>149358925
things that never happened
>>
>>149358851
>>149358925
>tracer annoying my whole team on Lijang night market point
>she rewinds
>shoot helix rockets where I thought she would land
>she ends up a little to the left of where they were headed but walks into them and dies anyway
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>>149358726

No, he has ascended to become an ultimate being.

Weaknesses none. Sex unnecessary.
>>
>>149359010
it happened once on anubis defense
fuck you man
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You can only choose one
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>Watching a streamer playing Overwatch
>"I think I'll try playing Dee.Vee Ayy"
>>
>>149359115
I've been tearing shit up as Zen lately, he's a complete game winner with the orbs of discord tearing up high priority targets
The healing and just generally being a good hero himself are also a super bonus
>>
>>149359156
The blue one.
>>
>>149358726
nope
he beats nearly every character in a 1v1 situation and has free heals and silent footsteps to top it off
enjoy the month it lasts before the cycle continues as winston and symmetra and probably a few of the defense heroes get overbuffed for no fucking reason and rise to the top
>>
>>149359156
Mercy

I guess I'm just vanilla
>>
>>149359156
MEI
E
I

Also why is D.Va taller than everyone?
>>
>>149359156
D.Va obviously
>>
What do you guys think about a minute being knocked off the time limit for point A on 2cp maps?
>>
What am I supposed to play now that McCree kills everyone in his sight?
>>
>>149359457
McCree
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I did this, I was pleased with myself.
>>
>>149359493
stale
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>reading patch notes for PS4
>torb's turret reduced by 30% damage
I thought they already nerfed it, what the fuck are they doing it again?
If so his turret damage is now 60% lower than what it originally was, my sides what are you doing Blizzard
>>
>>149359156
I'm taking the whiskey bottle
I've been playing nothing but hanzo today, I deserve it
>>
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>>149359509
I think you should thank that Roadhog for not being able to hit a single shot.
>>
>>149359457
Genji, and double jump all over the place this works especially well if you play on console
>>
>>149359509
Why though? Sym's weapon has babby mode lock on. And clearly roadhog had no idea what he was doing lol
>>
>>149359629
Right? Their whole team sucked and I never even play Symetra.
>>
>>149359457
A tank and just pray your team shoots the right guy.

>>149359509
If I couldn't see the keybinds I'd have sworn this was on console.
>>
>>149359156
>those faces
>white symmetra
>2 meters tall d.va

what
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>>149359156
Pharah, but I'm not sure why she's so short there.
>>
POST YOUR volume settings
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Anyone else think Ana has the best quality of voice acting out of any of the other heros? All the others are pretty hammy, but Ana speaks softly, her accent isn't being overly emphasized like a lot of the others and her lines in general just feel better written that she's actually an old ass mom.

>Stick to the plan, and if you get in trouble, I'll bail you out.
>It's bedtime Habibti

OW writing is typically a bag of dicks but I'm pretty happy with how Ana is.
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>>149348713
Mei deserves a good dicking.
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So i started to play Zarya as you guys suggested.
If my team even half-decent she is literally unstoppable.
But she's not fun. I like Junkrat more anyways.
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>you will never caress D.Va's delicious body.
>you will never hear her tell you she loves you
>you will never share a bed with her.

D.Va.
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Widow should just be removed from the game completely.

Useless shit hero.
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I keep seeing D.va fan art and I think she's qt but I always forget how stupid her voice sounds
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In the tradition of OW comic art sucking, they gave 76 the flattest ass known to mankind. It's literally a fucking square.
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>>149359946
Then you're a entitled to your opinion faggot
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>>149359156

>Tracer with her 999% playful attitude
>D.Va making a performance, obviously wanting to be picked
>Mercy's angelic and submissive personality
>Primal urges inside me telling me to invade and impregnate foreign brown girls like Pharah to diversify the human gene pool as much as possible

PICKING ONLY ONE IS IMPOSSIBLE
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>all these D.Va posters
Welp, she was created for weaboos after all.
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>>149359156
Overwatch general, I'm at a loss.

Do I go for the fun cockney or the sensible Swiss?
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0-4 I wake up play some rounds and eat pizza
5-9 I go back to sleep
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>>149359965

>Give cowboy sniper rifle

>Wonder why sniper is useless
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>>149359910

Yup.

Post release heroes are usually superior because of time management being less of an issue.

She also easily has the most interesting kit in the game since they are actively playing around with the current game assumption by adding something to shut down ults and healing with.
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>>149360047
reaper's ass and thighs make up for 76's pancake ass
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>>149359156
Pharah
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>>149360086
>not liking the cute face and tight body combo

You even a man??
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>>149360121
Ironically, the way to fix it is to give her bodyshot damage back
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>>149360101
If you can't go with DVa for whatever reason, Tracer. You don't want to put your dick in anti-aging voodoo cunt without knowing what else is going on.
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>never use fan the hammer
>don't get cards very often
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Friendly reminder that Sombra will be a cynical Latina hacker with
>M1: arm-mounted keyboard Ascii "bullets"
>M2: decoy clones
>L-Shift: recon sentries
>E: stealth wall
>Ult: body swap grenade
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I'll never be good enough to play with the cool crowd
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>>149360215

>I want to quickly and effortlessly shit out unavoidable rapid fire 150 hitscan damage

I hope you die of fucking cancer.
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>>149360230
How is dicking the non-temporaly stable girl any safer?
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>>149358382

Ya, only I may well get there before you. Lucio is my curse.

Obviously I am way too good to be at my level.
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>>149360313
Iktf. I'm on the losing team all the time too.
Probably because I'm so shit.
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>>149360330
Well it's still your dick so she's not going to disappear off with it. At worst, you get her pregnant and she has a time related miscarriage.
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When is being a pussy going to be a bannable offense?

I'm fed up of faggots letting Reinhardt walk the payload to the last point in a competitive match because they're scared of him. Bearing in mind they dont ever shoot his shield either.
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>it's a "bunch of fucking retards just shoot zaryas shield and she has 90% average charge" episode

NINETY PERCENT AVERAGE CHARGE
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>>149360209
Nice try, weaboo.
I main her, btw.
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>>149360429
Anal only it is then
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why are the queue times 2+ minutes every single time now? did the last patch make it so you don't get backfilled into an already lost game or is the game just this dead?
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>>149358418
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>>149360474
>current year
>not burning through her shield and killing her to show what an alpha male you are
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>>149359596

No, it took ages to get the nerf in, so here it is. Just a 30% nerf. Unnecessary, but there it is.

Then again, get fucked, torbjorn you useless cunt.
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>>149360593
I mean it might get a bit boring after a while but Mercy could actually be dead inside and you just can't take that risk.
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>>149359509
Congratulations, you killed a disabled person.
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>Needs a small buff tier

Winston
Mei

>Needs a big buff tier

Bowman
Toblerone
Bastion

>Needs reworking tier

Poo in loo
Cowboy
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>>149360798
>Mei

haha no
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>>149360207
Delete this.
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>tfw you will never donkey punch D.Va
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>>149360474
>zarya thinks 200 more health means she can walk on my sentry killzone and get out of it fast enough
beep boop
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Quick! Post yfw getting sniped by McSniper halfway across the map.
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>>149360908
Why would I want to hit her?
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>Pick Ana
>If we're losing it's now ALWAYS my fault
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>>149361007
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Did Maebbie get banned?
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zenyatta's race car ult is really good for flash healing your entire team huh
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>>149360349
Rank 44 report, I got into teams where my teams verage rank was 2 levels below the enemy. The enemy won while attacking on King's Row with a perma bastion.
I am curious if this trend stays on lower ranks as well.
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>>149360865

Mei is trash though.

>But I want her to be bad.

I'm sorry senpai.
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>>149360798
the only tier you got right is the reworking tier
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>>149358079
this will definitely happen
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>>149360798
>buffing mei
not without nerfing her m1 freeze
>clipped by the ice spray for 1 damage
>90% of my turn speed is gone
>survive ensuing freeze damage + heashot
>she is now behind me
>90% of my turn speed is gone
>dead
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>>149355306
No really, anyone have it?
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>>149361007
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>>149357781

Yeah

Not lagging
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>>149358079
>yfw the old legendary skins are no longer available for purchase
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>>149361007
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>>149361021
To make her tighter.
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>>149361047
because it is your fault desu for picking ana
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>Lucio wallriding made even easier
So what class do I play now that has a high skill ceiling?
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>>149361120
She's fucking broken.

If she even gets a slight drop on you, she just W+m1's you until you are frozen and head shots you. She is the pyro of this game but actually effective
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>>149355608
DAT ASS
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>>149361315
What are you even talking about?
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>>149361127

Winston plummeted in usefulness this last patch. He's checked by more charaters than anything in the game and is completely outclassed by Dva in nearly any way.

Mei is annoying but generally bad.

Bowman competes with the turret cucks for being some of the worst characters in the game.

Cowboy is fucked. He has a sniper rifle and a kit that's based around close quarters. His FtH is useless.

Poo in loo suffers immensely for having a teleporter. It should be part of her kit and her ult should be something else.
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>>149361134
Woah there, legal age in US is 21?
And you can drive being 16?
This is weird.
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Why do people like Timthetatman
Hes not even that funny just spams half-assed r/4chan memes and zooms in on his face

He's ACTUALLY an insufferable weeab
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>equal rank teams
>win
>gain full rank
>underdog team
>win
>gain 40% rank
wat
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>>149361007
What if they reduced his bodyshot damage but kept his current headshot damage like they did with widow?

Would this be acceptable or not?
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post real people and their ingame counterparts

soldier 76 pic related
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>>149361559
drive 16
adult 18
drinking 21
they're stupid like that.
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>>149361403

Reaper kills more efficiently and faster over the same range.
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>people in this thread still think that Ana is useless

What kind of shitters are you guys playing with?
I've yet to come across an Ana who can't do shit.
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>>149361695
i wish all alcohol and knowledge of how to make alcohol completely vanished from the human race
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>>149361403
Never walk alone, that's it.
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>>149361674
McCree pic related
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>>149361403
i like playing her on koth but her lethality is in the slow, allowing teammates to kill, not the slow as hell freeze+m2 combo. if you're dying to freeze+m2 you must be alone or something.
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>>149361674
mcreeeeeeeee
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>>149361134
Fine here you go you whingy baby

I expect my promised payment of 1 (You)
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>>149360602
They're the same as they used to be for me
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>>149361674
We've got a smart guy over here
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Find any Reapers lately?
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reminder dva is fine and the only blatantly op character right now is mccree
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>>149350698
Unless the d.va is stupid enough be seen by first or rush in with def matrix like an idiot Zarya isntthat bad.
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>>149361660

That's a fine balancing solution for a sjiper character.

McCree is not supposed to be a sniper character. He's supposed to check flankers and deal with reaper, tracer, genji, and the like.

Give him 15m range instead of 30m. Make FtH useful but not tankslayer DPS shitter like before.
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>>149361785
Just because your dad used to hit you when drunk, doesn't mean it's the alcohol's fault.
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>tfw perfect brazilian koth game with 0 deaths and 90%+ time on fire

aw
yeah
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>>149361976
but my dad never beat me and isn't a drunk
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>enemy team: 48, 48, 48, 48, 48, 46
>my team: 48, 46, 47, 47, 48, 44
Obviously I'm a shitter, but I thought blizzard would be better at balancing things.
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>>149361674
widow
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She stood there all game
Never fired a shot
We literally spawn camped them
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>>149361942

There's way more underpowered characters right now then OP ones.
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>>149362021
they;re all in the 40s, what are you even whining about?
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>>149361660
Reduce LMB damage, so you're not the undisputed uncounterable king of mid range hitscan damage

Increase Fan speed, so it's actually worth using after a flash
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>>149361403
>she is the pyro of this game but actually effective
She's fucking trash bud, not even pyro is as useless as her.

Is she poorly designed? Absolutely. Doesn't mean she's good in any capacity.
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>>149362021
As far as shitty matchmaking goes, that's pretty tame

I've had games where our team was down 8 ranks
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>>149362021
seems pretty close famdong

git gud
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>>149358418
>successfully flashbanging and fth-ing a Tracer who has been harassing you

Felt really good
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Would you give D.Va an enema?
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>>149362021
everyone is 44-48

Whats the problem?
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>>149361674
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>>149361695
Lmao
>car, pretty damn dangerous thing, you can drive if you 16
>Lewd things is ok if you 18, it's alright
>"-I just want a beer"
>Nope, not until 21
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>>149362070
Do you commend her for staying back to guard the point, or damn her for not functionally doing anything?
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>>149362070
Looks like she was doing her job, defending the objective.
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>>149362070
do you know how many games seagull's 6 stack has lost to a solo lucio/tracer backcapping them?
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kek this game didn't even last a month
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>tfw /owg/ in an uproar over mccree just because everybody here is a filthy pharah or zenyatta main
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>>149361901
from a few days ago
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>>149361883
Not this guy, but have a free (you), you did a great job here.
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>>149362187
The later because after 3 minutes you would think she could move forward a little

>>149362237
>>149362253
What is a single shitty Widowmaker going to do against a backcap?
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>>149362275
enjoy being nerfed back into oblivion where you belong faggot
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i got much better with zen's orbs when i treated it as a semi auto instead of an auto weapon.

>>149362332
shoot the tracer in the head.
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>>149362275

>The objectively superior DPS character in every situation is getting increasingly nervous about the impending nerfs
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>>149362275
people are just mad at players that can actually aim instead of spam shit.
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>>149362092
>>149362140
>>149362158
But in't the game uspposed to make teams equal and not make one team just bound to lose because they are worse?
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>>149361785
Insha'Allah brother
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>>149362471
mmr isn't an exact science, friend.
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>get legendary widowmaker skin
>can't play snipers to save my life
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>>149362070
She was doing her job properly
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>>149362471
HAHAH imblying 44 and 48 is a TREMENDOUS difference.. Jesus christ mate, wake up and git gud FAST!
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>>149361970
he used to have 15m and nobody played him
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Let's play this shitty hanzo roulette
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>>149362704
paint A was captired by the other hanzto
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>capture points used to be huge pizza dishes
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>>149362704
I bought his young skin thinking his voice would be different. Now it sounds weird as fuck to play with that skin with an older voice.
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>>149362665
Well, I'm tyring. Doesn't mean I actually can.
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>>149362672

Then go to 20m.

30 is too god damn much.
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>>149362784
That would be me

go on and choose your poison from the 4
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How would you deal with double d.va + reinhardt in quickplay?
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>it's a "Reinhardt doesn't expect anyone to actually approach him with his shield up so he gets flustered and doesn't remember to just fuck you up his his hammer" episode
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>>149362787
What kind of stupid game would have those?
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>>149362332
>What is a single shitty Widowmaker going to do against a backcap?
Shoot them dead pretty much.
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>>149362834
the map that you captired the paint on
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>>149362856
You have to hope your team will deal with them sometimes; it's better to just take it than drop your shield and get lit up by his team.
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>yellow coin
>Stund Rider: 76
>tfw never played S:76 (or any offense character)

Is it too late to learn?
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>>149362853
Reaper
Zarya
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Neo-nazi nationalist Sam Hydeberg hero when
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>>149362954
76 is a solid pick in almost every situation

If you want a pocket offense, he's probably your best bet
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>>149362179
>USA will let you enlist, fight, and die for your country, but your ass goes to jail if you have a beer
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>>149362853
2 Mei 1 Zarya

Mei is a hard counter to D.va and fucks with Rein, Zarya can shield D.va ults and hurt her through defense matrix
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>>149361134
Why can't more be like this?
Too much disgusting shipper shit.
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>>149362853
Junkrat. One of them from each sde.
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Fellow Zarya players, how many D.va mechs have you melted in the past few days?
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>>149362954
he's babby friendly with his biotic field and helix rockets. good choice for babby's first dps
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>>149363131
Learn to draw and you can draw whatever you want
It's what literally every artist is doing
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>>149362803
>Captain Amari
>still sounds like a granny

>Strike Commander Morrison
>still sounds a burly old man

>Blackwatch Reyes
>still sounds like Christian Bale acting as Batman with multiplexed voice
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>>149362954
His very easy to learn if you ever player an FPS before
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>>149363257
I always thought Soldier 76 sounded more like Batman
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>>149357578
after 800hours I can confidently disagree
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>>149363257
To be fair Reaper's voice still fits his face
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>>149362853
3 Zarya.
Zarya counters D.va by shooting her in the fucking face.
Reinhardt... well who gives a fuck, 3 Zarya.
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>>149363185
a hundred million trillion infinity times two!
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>>149363257
At least young Genji is good.
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Should Mercy just be banned during sudden death situations? If you're on the team without Mercy then you just fucking lose 100% of the time.

>JUST KILL THE MERCY DUDE
>JUST SHOOT THE ENEMIES DUDE
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>>149363396
It does not sound black at all. Now that we are talking about. I have a question: does Reaper have Michael Jackson syndrome? If you look at his Reaper form, he has white skin.
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5CP maps when
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>"[all]: let me win or else i'll tell my mom on you"
>my mom died 3 years ago

/devilish/
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>>149363543
can we just ban all ults already
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>>149362926
Flat and uneventful
I guess the three kills I got on A were too far apart
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>>149363572
Source
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Reaper is such a boring hero to play. I want him to be tweaked to be way more interesting.

buff:
+Make him run at Tracer/Genji speed
+Make his teleport ability much faster to use
+Teleport move cooldown resets on kills
nerf to compensate:
-200HP total, down from 250

That shit would be so much fun.
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>>149362813
First off, drop the mindset that a 48 is better than 44, it's not relevant, ignore levels and skill rating, focus on yourself, if you die, assume its your fault, try to kill 6 people without dying. If you've managed to do that, you played well, but probably did mistakes. Learn from them, become a god..

Remember, you always have to carry your team.
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Does anyone feel like they get worse at the game the more they play?

I started practicing widow a few days ago and was getting a solid 15-25 kills most of the time.

Now it's like twenty hours later and I'm struggling to land body shots. What the fuck?
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>>149363572
Is reaper even supposed to be black, he looks more like a mexican to me
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>Buff Mccree to be a mid-long range dmg dealer
>Nerf S76 so that he cant lay down accurate fire consistenly at the said mid-long range
>At the same fucking time
What is Blizzards problem goddamn fuck
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>>149363760
wtf reaper is perfect right now
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>yfw payload overtime
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>>149362275
>Zenyatta main
>uproar
I'm quite happy, actually
Come rejoice my fellow buffed friend
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>>149363760
I want an ability that is like Tracer's blink but not tick based and has like 10 second cooldown. You can travel farther distance and move vertically (go from ground to top of building for example). New hero perferabbly.
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>>149363719
he's not even human m8, he's a cloud.
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>>149363803
nice bait, noone actually plays widow.. right? ...RIGHT?!!?
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>>149363572
there's no evidence that Reaper overdosed on propofol you fucking retard
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>>149363796
I'm a Reinhardt or Lucio because these are the onyl classes I can play. I imagine Soldier 76 would be a good hero to pick to carry, but my team always has at least 3 attack classes no matter which side of the match I'm playing.
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>>149363803
Higher MMR?
>>
>>149363760
The whole point of reaper is that he can deal a fuckton of damage but as a trade off needs to get close to do it

he's fine as is, making it even easier for him to get closer to people would make him OP
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>>149363875
>payload OT
>payload less than 5m from the point
>>
>>149363920
So weird how white his skin is though.
>>
>>149363796
>>149363928
Forgot to add, I hate myself to the point where I do blame myself as often as possible, but what am I to do if our genji, weidowmaker and hanzo can't deal with a single bastion?
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>>149363875
>last point
>everyone is playing deathmatch around a corner
>wallrun to cart
>VICTORY
>>
>>149362853
by not being a tryhard in quickplay
>>
I just wanna play Junkrat and BBQ all day
>>
>>149363964

No this was just in quick play.
>>
>>149363928
pick a carry tank, dva, roadhog, zarya, never go rein for a bunch of retards, you'll have to be getting kills and assume noone will heal you, it's a 1v6!

I found myself, on my smurf that soloque was easiest playing aggresive tank. So learn those 3 well and slamdunk enemies left and right! Most important tho, focus on yourself, your own mistakes are the only ones you can fix, dont waste energy trying to teach retarded teamm8's how to play.
>>
>>149363979
>>149364025
lucio hivemind
>>
>>149364092
quickplay has mmr too, although it's significantly more lax about honoring it.
>>
>>149364056
>want to play junkrat
>if I step out of cover for 3 seconds McCree is immediately clicking me
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>>149363875
>obertim
>git on cart
>>
>>149363543
sudden death literally just comes down to whoever gets the better mercy ult off, nothing more
>>
>join quick play
>lvl 24 junkrat begins screaming on mic blaming his team

lul qp tards
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>>149363875
>this starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vfWWr90jqE
>>
>>149363908

Why not? She's amazing if you can land head-shots consistently and have a team that's stopping flankers from killing you.
>>
>Comp
>Attacking on route 66
>We fail to get the first checkpoint
>Between rounds my team argues about eachother in allchat
>Other team laughs at us
>We defend and no one really talks
>Manage to full hold them at the bend and win the game

tricked
>>
>>149364172
>quickplay
>symmetra on mic moaning that no one is stopping the cart
>head through teleporter
>takes me to narnia

??????????????????????????
>>
>>149363860
His name is Gabriel Reyes anon, take a wild guess
>>
>>149364172
well he'll be a ranked tard in one level
>>
>>149363803
You need to interleave some resting or reset period in-between "sessions"
In accuracy training, that means slightly increasing sens for 2 or 3 games, then going back to the "normal" sensitivity
that's how you change from a higher to a lower sensitivity anyway, just changing it and hoping you'll get shit done as-is won't work
>>
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>>149364295
>McSkill on par with Genji
Yes this is bullshit
>>
>>149364102
Playing Lucio as hte only healer. We capped firts point on hanamura in 2 minutes, now the enemy has a bastion and a torb and we just can't push at all.
I guess I should just go back to playing Zarya like I used to before comp.
>>
>Volskaya defence in comp
>symmetra puts teleporter by first point
>mfw it's facing directly into the river and everyone who uses it dies
>>
>>149364295
What is this ambiguous graph supposed to convey?
>>
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>>149363875
>Payload overtime
>Cart is 0.5 Meters from last point
>Hanzo won't stand on the fucking cart
>We lose
>>
>all these people whining about McCree again
>this time is about his leftclick sniper power and not his rightclick shotgun
Top kek.
>>
>>149364384
That his mains are le hard to master and everyone else is bad.
>>
>>149364295
are you going to post this in every thread
>>
>>149362021

You think that's bad? I'm in the upper 70's and I frequently find rank 57-62's dropped into my team.
>>
>>149364216
Even Reaver hates the hero now and does not play her anymore
>>
>>149362471

I was on a team one where almost everyone was 8-10 levels below me, the other team were roughly around my level, like 1-2 lower, but all consistently higher than my shitter-tier team mates, and they were rated as the underdog by one point so when they blasted my fresh out of placement lvl 25s assay I lost more than a whole rank, nearly two.

Honestly, I may not be the best player in the world, but I recognise a stacked deck when I see it.
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>>149364295

top tier b8
>>
>>149363719
>>149363987

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with him being dead, technically his heart isn't pumping blood anymore.
>>
>>149364216
>She's amazing

No. Just, no. Consider Hanzo even, before widow.
>>
>>149364295
>McSkill, who doesn't need leading with shurikens, prediction with Reflect, or map knowledge with Mobility, like Genji does
>Skill Ceiling on par with Genji
nice b8
>>
>>149364610
Stop comparing hanzo and widow. Hanzo is mid ranged. If you play him as long ranged sniper you are doing it wrong.
>>
>>149364493
>Reaver
Who?
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>>149364295
Doesn't make any sense. Mercy definitely isn't the easiest hero to play, and there's not really an immediate skillcap with her either.

>>149358583
Blizzard has said they don't want heroes to have different load-outs, but I'd definitely trade Dva's self destruct bomb for better cannons.
>>
Anybody else get disheartened and salty when they lose by a huge amount or get sniped by Hanzo?

I love this game, it's incredibly fun. But I'm just so bad at it that I feel like I should straight up quit. I'm only in QP at the moment, because I'm a low rank, and it seems like my team is always badly composed.
>>
Anyone who legitimately does not believe this game intentionally puts you on bad teams to pad out your losses is literally taking a Blizzard employee's cock down their throat.

There is no excuse for people this bad to be at upper 60's rank.
>>
>>149364776
He plays dps for cloud9 and one of the best consistent widowmaker players. Even with his skill level he won't get widow now because she is weak.
>>
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>>149364610

She "can" be amazing if the person is good.

Also spamzo is pure shit and I'd never leave blueberry for him.
>>
>>149363874

Some cunts feel they have to whine about literally every tiny thing.
>>
>>149364646
tired of getting flashbanged even more genji shitter? :( very sad isn't it pardner
>>
>>149364392
What is that traced over? Skeletor from He-Man?
>>
Why does Mei have to reload?

Her weapon is attached by a hose to a tank.
>>
>>149364814
Oh your team will always be badly composed, even at comp rank 70.

The enemy team however, will always have Rein, Zarya, Mercy, Lucio, Reaper, and Genji, and on defense will have Symmetra and Bastion in there.

Have fun.
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https://u.pomf.is/doiayt.mp4

Why the fuck did Blizzard do this? All of the faggot redditors with only two functional fingers on each hand are praising them for making Lucio even easier to play which makes me really hope this is a big and they'll revert it so that they all start crying about it.
>>
>>149362275
Like Zenyatta players give a shit. Zenyatta is stronger than ever and is a huge contribution to the team now instead of being an auto loss.
This is the greatest update.

Hanzo status: blown the absolute fuck out
Mei status: raped until she can't walk, ahegao double peace begging for forgiveness
Widow status: obsolete sfm meat urinal
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>>149364610
>Le Hanzo is a long range sniper meme.
Stop it.
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>>149364814
You need to play with friends. Even more so when in ranked.

>>149364905
Seems like it.
>>
Post
>your rank
>premades/solo


>44 shitter
>solo
>>
>>149364787
>Mercy definitely isn't the easiest hero to play
she is though
t. 26 hours as mercy
>>
>>149363907

>cloud-identifying persons are not human

I can't believe I'm reading such evil filth on a Christian egalitarian message board. Chink moot must nip this in the bud.

#cloudlivesmatter
>>
>>149364890
But he is right you piece of shit. Not even him or a genji player.
>>
How the fuck do I get teams of rank 60-70 that don't think defense/builder characters are needed on fucking defense?

Why don't people read the big yellow boxes on the side that TELL YOU WHAT YOUR TEAM NEEDS and still rank up enough to be in the 60's?

Why do people still defend this game and pretend ranking is based on skill when the Hanzo insta-lock shitter is still showing up at this rank?
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How did Mercy become the head of surgery and pioneer ground-breaking nanotechnology by the age of 17?
>>
>>149364923
She needs to warm her weapon back up or else it freezes with excessive use. That's why all she does is twist a little knob and not actually replace anything, she's just venting refrigerant.

>>149365006
Who ever did it did a really good job, the Saturday morning western cartoon shading is spot on.
>>
>team of one-stars
>matched against a team that has a three-star and his buddy in an group
Fuck this game's match-making, I'm glad one of my teammates pussed out early enough to cancel the match, that would've been an auto-loss for sure.

Especially since my team picked the shittiest defense characters imaginable.
>>
>>149364980
nice virus
>>
>take point as lucio
>ult to cap is easily
>see on my screen my HP is going up and my ult animation has gone off
>die anyway despite having like 700 EHP
>enemy just shoots me 2 times from mid range as reaper and I die, without casting ult

xd 20 tick is a nice meme!
>>
>>149364814
>Attacking, Temple of Anubis, second point
>Peek in to shoot down the hallway
>Duck back into cover
>Die with full health
>Killcam is a Hanzo, who might as well be running a macro, just strafing left and right spamming arrows, not even aiming

And both his abilities were off cool down, so he literally wasn't doing anything else.
>>
>>149365038
If that was the case, why don't all the retards play her? (And according to that silly graph, even the best Mercy player is pretty much on par with a mediocre Mercy player. It doesn't make sense.)

>>149365136
There's shading? I'm pretty sure the whole background is just lifted from the original pic.
>>
>tfw you're the team healer and you hear the enemy genji's ult
>tfw you're the team anything and you hear the enemy genji's ult followed by ana's ult
>>
>coast a winning streak all the way to 68
>losses suddenly begin pouring in
>back down to 66
Fuck how do I beat the forced 50?
Should I go to QP until I stop losing?
>>
>>149364980
>it's a 13 year old blogs about his reddit boogeyman episode
>>
>>149365364
I mean the way Reaper is colored. His line art is a bit too detailed, but his colors are perfect.
>>
>>149365275

Defending in this game is retardedly difficult anyway.
>>
>>149365403
It's not forced 50, you're just not good enough to get past 68.
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>>149364205
>when it randomly plays and theres 3 minutes still left on the clock.
>>
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>>149365394
>>
>Defense
>Defense
>Defense
>Koth
>Defense
>Attack
>Defense
>Backfill Defense
>Defense
>Defense
>Attack
>Defense
>Backfill Defense
>Backfill Defense
>Defense
>Defense
>Koth
>Koth
>Defense
>Koth
>Attack

What the fuck is up with this god damn bias?
>>
>>149365364
idiots like playing genji or hanzo, something "kewl". what is a great mercy doing? headshotting with her pistol like mccree? no, she's healing and pressing q at the right time like a mediocre mercy is
>>
>>149365123

You need to relax, anon.

You incorrectly assume that the defense characters are useful. They are not.
>>
>>149351314
>zarya will never lock you in with her powerful thighs as you inseminate her womb
>>
>tfw love fapping to Pharah and Ana

Why are brown girls so perfect?
>>
>Saving for captain amari
>Get Wasteland

fudge.
>>
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>other team underdog by 1 point so you get jack shit
>but if you lose you lose a fuckton
>assuming it's an even match enjoy 20 minutes on the same map then flipping a coin

blizz is really trying to discourage me from bothering with competitive huh
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>tfw you completely absorb someone's ult with your defense matrix
>>
>>149365650
I seriously have to wonder what went wrong in the lives of waifufags that they post bullshit like this in a VIDEO GAME thread
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>>149365403
>get into top 2%
>MUH FORCED FITTY
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>>149351054
>CANT STOP WONT STOP
>>
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PoTGs that are super rare

>Mei, Ana, Lucio....

Anyone I'm missing?
>>
>>149365691
Doesn't take skill at all anymore. Previously you had to time the shield right. Now you can just pop it up anytime.
>>
>>149365006
>>149364972
>tfw console player with no friends.

Is all hope lost for me?
>>
>Expose a pinky finger through a door frame
>Catch one single Bastion bullet from long range
>Lose 4 out of 200 health
>Character does that, HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH pain sound, screen shatters, health bar flashing, think I hear the "shields depleted" sound from Halo like I just lost all my shields and I'm a slightly foul fart away from death

Why does this happen?
>>
>>149365774
zenyatta

zarya, because it usually goes to the person who takes advantage of her ult instead of the big ult itself
>>
>>149365315
It's pomf you retard. How do you not know what this website is?

>>149365450
It's not a boogeyman when you can literally go to /r/overwatch and see the prevailing opinion being "this is a good thing".
>>
>>149365841
No idea how the console side works, but they really should add a social hub or something to the game. I mean, WTF, there's been clan-support in shooters since the 90s! Yet Overwatch doesn't have one...
>>
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>>149359509
I've been this bad before..
>>
>>149365787
>>149365787
>>149365787
>>149365787
>>
>>149365968
NICE
VIRUS
>>
>>149365897
>zenyatta

Not anymore. You can get it for 2-3 kills/assists and an ult.
>>
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>>149365525
>>
>>149365968
>Sits on reddit looking for things to bring back to 4chan to complain about
You might be a literal autist
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>>149364102
>>149364373
Wish I could slip into death's cold embrace as fast as I did into rank 42 after that hanamura match. Never playing healers again.
>>
Next heroes:

Sombra
Soundquake
Doomfist
Liao
Whoever that guy is on Ana's photo
Whoever that girl is on Ana's photo
Fussinator
Athena
>>
>>149366157
Who cares about heroes? GIVE US MAPS GODDAMMIT!
>>
>playing junkrat
>trying to minejump (or whatever shitty term the community uses) up to a higher point
>fuck it up, just barely miss it
>oh no
>"HAMMER DOWN"
>oh well im still in the air when he ulted surely i wont get stunned
>fall right in the area where reinhardt had already hit
>somehow get stunned
>mfw

I died.
And he didn't even step on my death bombs.
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>>149366157
this guy when?
There are omnics to remove.
>>
>>149366138
More like

>sits on reddit for news that this general is too retarded to bring up (literally one post about this colossal lucio buff in a 750 post thread)

Good try though, retard.
>>
>>149366269
I do
>>
>>149366358
>b-b-but
Autist confirmed
>>
>>149365896
If symmetra gives you her shitty 25 shields, when it shatters it does the whole spiel
>>
>>149365841
>tfw console player with friends
>tfw friends are bad at the game

Yes.
>>
>>149364980

Instead of posting a link you could explain to us what they did.
>>
>>149366348
This guy looks too generic to be a real hero. I think he is just a side character or placeholder tb.h
>>
>>149365787
>>149365787
>>149365787
>>
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>>149359156
>Mercy and Pharah
>Same height

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>
Don't forget to PUSH THE PAYLOAD. Fuckin randos straight up treating this game like cod
>>
>>149364295
Mercy is harder to play than Lucio
I have 120 games as Lucio and but whenever I play Mercy I find it a lot harder to play as effectively
>>
>>149366483
???

You can pretend to know my motives for browsing that shithole if you want, but the second you reply to every single post of mine under the impression that you're actually right is when you become the autist.

>>149366563
The point of the mp4 is to drive home how retarded the buff is.
>>
>>149365515
But I am. Skill can't force the game to put me on teams that pick proper characters and pay attention to objectives.

>>149365752
Call it a meme all you want but this game is always a rollercoaster of winstreaks and lose streaks. It'd be more scattered and random if there wasn't some form of calculation going on behind the scenes.
>>
>>149366682
>Respond with four words
>Types a full blown butthurt paragraph every time I respond
>>
>>149366682

No one knows what it is, you explained nothing.

Try putting information into your post that is found outside of a link.
>>
>>149366758
Literally one sentence.

Also, way to prove my point.

>>149366823
>No one knows what it is

If you know how Lucio's wallride worked prior to this most recent patch, you would know that he shouldn't be able to wallride indefinitely. The mp4 is of a Lucio wallriding indefinitely.

It's not my fault you don't know how this hero works 2 months into launch.
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>>149361901
>>
Who's the cheesiest character to play as? I'm salty af and want other people to feel the way I do.
>>
>>149367686

Junkrat, mei, and roadhog for shitter mmr.

Tracer, Genji, and Zarya for mid mmr.

McCree, McCree, and Genji for high mmr.
>>
>>149368540
What is mmr?
I'm fairly new.
>>
I'd Zen a good main?
>>
>>149368676

Match making rating.

How smart the players you're playing against are.

Different characters are considered differently based on how well people have developed methods of dealing with them.

If you're new, Junkrat and Mei work well because newbies don't know how to deal with them.
>>
>>149355608
>Hiding behind a wall despite the buff
>Not getting to the point then emoting
Nice kills n' all but it could have been better.
>>
>>149369005
Cheers buddy.
>>
>>149363572
reaper is hispanic moron
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