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no mercy edition

old >>149283714

>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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How do I get hate mail on PS4?
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I've yet to win a game with an ana on my team
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>>149300357
Shit picture
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QTmaker
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>shadshit on the OP
Gonna post something actually attractive.
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Is Junkrat the only good Defense hero?
Say what you like, but he's pretty useful on KOTH.
Also Torb if you're a console.
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THERE IS LITERALLY WRONG WITH NEW SHAD ART!
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>>149300357
>>149300473
>no dick version
i mean, its still shadgod, but why not go for the best version?
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>>149300371
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>>149300493
I'll turn her into babymaker if you know what I mean
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pokelawl is cringing on stream
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>>149300462
By flickering Symmetra at your team on Defense character select, apparently.
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>Young skins when?
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>>149300617
This meme saved my life in a ranked match on Well today.
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Maining Mercy doesn't make me gay.
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>>149300357
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>>149300593
I hope that's the first and last time he draws mah girl.
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>>149300593
That's probably one of the best shad's I've ever seen but it's still mediocre.
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>>149300593
Shad can be good and bad.
That pic, for example, is complete shit. Why do people fantasize over tits THAT big? Looks awful.
Some of his other stuff makes me hnnnnng
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>>149300670
The only character who doesn't already have one that would even look any different is Cowboy Man of Many Fans.
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>>149300593
nope, especially with that THICC mei
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>>149300493
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>>149300493
>>149300532
>taloncucks
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>Ana's bullet now penetrates one person and can heal/hurt the person behind as well

Y/N

The number of times I've been Ana and tried to heal another team mate behind one only to hit the same dude over and over is ridiculous. Same for being the guy needing heals and having the Ana keep hitting the fucking reinhardt infront of me.
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>>149300467
i won several using her, if you have a decent aim and decent game sense is quite strong
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how do i only have 59 frames with a R9 390
and a i5-6600?
the last patch seems to fuck up my performance
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>>149300670
I didn't realize that McCree was so big or that Genji was such a manlet
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>>149300776
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anything below rank 60 is shit tier
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>>149300781
>Those tabs
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>>149300781
Those tabs for meme detail.
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>>149300816
>implying Talon aren't the heroes
Ominc trash needs to be destroyed.

PRAY TO YOUR MISS AND SAVIOUR AMELIÉ LACROIX
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Post THAT webm. You know the one
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>>149300868
Genjis pure blooded Japanese, as far as we know, of course he'd be a manlet.
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>>149300781
>Tabs

Impressive.
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>>149300936
Being this insecure about your own rank
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>>149300670

How old is Tracer in that pic? She's 26 in the game, so Soldier and Ana must have aged like dogshit for that pic to make sense.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS CAUSING ME TO LOSE ENTIRE RANKS IN A SINGLE LOSS?

THANKS
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>>149300776
>Take out most of the gray
>Get rid of most of the wrinkles
>Shining, pristine armor

Young Reinhardt would be fine too.
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>>149301049
git gud
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>>149300936
>Anything below [my rank] is garbage

It's CS cancer all over again.
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>>149300949
>>149300958
>>149300997

i forgot i kept the tabs in that one
oh well, its no meme, i go to those places quite often, well maybe not mlpchan or /mlp/ as much anymore, but i was catching up on the latest season today and i think ill go back and talk about it a little.
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>>149301045

>not knowing Tracey's backstory

She can't age.
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>>149300849
What is dpi?
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>>149300850
Turn off v-sync
>>149301045
Don't count on blizzard to create a consistent and comprehensible storyline
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>>149301045

Tracer doesnt age.

Because time travel
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>>149300357
>the absolute shadman
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>>149301045
Or the whole deysnched from time could explain slowed or no aging.
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>>149300670
>reinhardt and genji gazing longingly into each other's eyes
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>>149301162

Dots per inch.
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>>149300670
>Wanting young Reinhardt or Torb
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>>149301184
don't have it on
and no other fps limitations
the graphics aren't even at max and i reallly wonder what the problem is
also 1080 or 1440 res doesn't make a difference either for some reason
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>>149301190
>>149301125
>>149301045
The picture still doesn't make sense because of Reinhardt graying out while soldier looks 22
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>>149301269
So what does this mean for your cmaera movements in the game?
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>>149300467
Daily reminder Ana is under the support category for a reason, fucking noobs.
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>>149300835
Y
>make rifle auto when not scoped, slightly less healing? Y/N
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>>149300781
>Tabs
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>>149301198
what a literal meme
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>tfw when ps4shitter with good aim as mcree
Holy shit it's fucking great people don't know how to handle it moved up from 56 to 62 today. Upgrading my pc soon to get overwatch again for it what are the chances mcree stays this way?
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>>149301372
>dick
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>>149301478
>le unfunny reddit jew man
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>>149301320
>not wanting to play Ze ultimate crushing teenager
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> tfw tank and your team goes ahead of you
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>>149301337
Reinhardt is old as fuck bruh
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>>149301372
i normally dont like human dicks, but id suck that deep. and its a girl's cock, so its not gay

>>149301552
im not sure, but that looks like the anon from anon's pie adventure, are you a horsefucker too?

>>149301574
i dont subscribe to him, but he keep infecting jantran and filthy frank memes
>>149301461
its a good show, stop judging me
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>>149300835
>About to kill a Bastion that's been shutting down our team all game
>Right as I fire the final shot our Pudge walks in front of me

I'd say give her penetration (lewd) but only about 50-75% of the healing/damage
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>>149300357
Why is shad such a shitty artist, he's been doing it for years, how has he not improved at all
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>>149301659
But she fires darts, penetration would make no sense
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>>149300835
>>149301659
No faggots work with your team better
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>>149301686
No reason to improve when retards give you money anyway
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If I take Reaper's mask off, will he die?
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>>149301552
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIE BARNEYFAG
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>>149301686
Becuase literal closet fags still pay him for it
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>>149301552
I know where this picture's from :^))
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>>149301596
He's 61 in the time of the game, most of the cast aged a lot more than he did
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>>149301760
He will DIE DIE DIE
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>>149301760
Ir would be extremely painful
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>sleep darting enemy bastions

TIME

TO

NAP
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>>149301852
He's a big guy.
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>>149301752
>>149301805
Doesn't he do this everyday though you think over time he would get better from the practice
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>>149301937
You're a large man
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I'm glad reaper is mexican just so we don't have to hear unfunny "lelele white school shooter omg :3" over and over again, thanks blizz
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>>149301686
cant improve perfection
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>>149301576
>young torb is exactly the same
>young rein is just a helmetless skin with the default armor
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>>149301850
he probably was 40-something and it ain't that uncommon for men to gray out that age
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>>149301937
see >>149301967
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>>149301337

The game is set over 35 years after Overwatch was founded.

Many of them are around 60 years old.
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>>149301501

Zero.

Every one of the bigger personalities thinks he is retarded, and Blizzard listens to them.
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>>149302259
Fuck will at least grand master Zenny G stay the same?
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After watching this movie I cant see anybody playing Roadhog but John Goodman

also Keanu Genji
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>>149301850
He was already old to begin with though, the rest of the cast were young so of course their aging is going to be more obvious
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>>149301338
DPI is kind of a weird term, because monitors don't really have dots. Monitors have pixels! DPI is still used as the term, though, because mouse movement is based on virtual pixels in a linear inch.

Mouse DPI is a relationship between how far your mouse moves on a surface to how far it moves on the screen.
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i want to git gud at genji but quick play is a shitfest and if i play genji in competitive i just get ran over because i have no idea what i'm doing

what the fuck do i do
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Does anyone else get gunk build up on their WASD keys and their mouse from sweating whilst playing overwatch?
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Do bots exist? This torb did nothing but build turrets in specific spots. Keep building even if it was destroyed right in front of him, and ignore all enemies entire game.

Pharah destroyed his turret right in front of him.... and he made another one to hammer at.

4 stars
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>stop playing overwatch a bit after release
>decide to come back and try out ranked
>everyone is using mics to communicate
>my mercy shoots and kills the bastion through my shield
>I top gold everything as reinhardt on offense then continue full gold as roadhog on defense
>get potg too
Well this is much better than quickplay
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>>149302584

I cannot sweat.
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>>149302578
Sorry for being an idiot, but why is it beneficial to play overwatch with high DPI, but low sensitivity in game?
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>>149302605
>This torb did nothing but build turrets in specific spots. Keep building even if it was destroyed right in front of him, and ignore all enemies entire game.

Sounds like a normal toblerone to me
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Fuck Summer Skins. WINTER SKINS WHEN?

>Reindeer Reinhardt
>Elf Tracer
>Santa Roadhog
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Guys yesterday i finally found a pocket mercy to 2queue with and guess what ? She's actually a girl !!
Problem is we're losing cause i get very anxious when i'm in voice chat with her and i feel so much pressure and start playing like shit
What the fuck is wrong with me help
> TL;DR:
I'm a massive fucking beta faggot, there, I spared you the trouble to give me a (you)
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Why she cant be real?
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>Placement matches
>0 - 8
>gold elims every time
>gold objective kills every time
>gold damage every time
>team are all below level 30
Is the matchmaking just shit or am I unlucky? My teams are garbage.
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>>149302584
just fucking wash your hands for once
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>don't pick genji at all to avoid the stigma of being that guy
>finally decide to try him out
>all that mobility
>all that damage
>reflecting mcree grenades at themselves
I don't give a FUCK if I'm that guy now Genji is too fun
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mcree is fun but he feels a little bit too strong right now
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It's pretty safe to assume Junkrat will be a more appealing pick now that buffed McCree exists and can shit Pharah out of the sky, right?
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>>149302783
She's based on a real person though
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>>149302785
Your hidden QP mmr comes into play during placements

You were always garbage
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Record since patch
>25-5 on offense
>13-24 on defense
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>>149302807
Washing your hands doesn't stop them form sweating, trust me, I'm one of those people that will sweat even if it's below 0, and it's summer. Washing my hands to stop them sweating is like pissing into a bonfire to put it out. Also too in the zone, gotta carry my team every game ffs
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>>149302926
who?
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>>149302783
Because attractive aussies don't exist.
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Why does the deaths medal exist?
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Does anyone have some shadman art of D.va? Without dicks?
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My King's row is bugged. It drops me without penalty 100% of the time. Am I gonna get banned?

I think my file is corrupted but it won't repair when I try.
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>>149302782
What's her ign? I'll let you be the cuck as I carry you both
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I know how Reaper feels now. I understand what feeling like an insignificant speck of nothing is like. Ignored. God. I'm nothing. Nobody.
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Why are hitscan weapons shooting a cylinder instead of a line?
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>mfw hearing "Gerard.." line
Muh smugberry is not mine alone after all
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>>149302724
It's not. It's really down to preference. There is no best settings besides what is most comfortable to you!
Though at really high DPI (like going up to 8000DPI) there is an increase in noise, so some precision may be lost.
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>>149302854
Pick whatever you want, personal skill matters much more then team comp and strategy on lower ratings(lower then 60).
It's usually the support that bitches too
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>>149303040
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>>149302926
Who? And where can I find her?
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>>149302782
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>>149302861
Junkrat will be great at lower ranks and bad at higher ranks as usual. No real change.

>>149302785
You are who you play with.
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>>149303074
Cool, thanks for answering my questions bro
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>>149302984
Yahoo Serious.
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>when you out heal mercy as zen
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>>149302984
Your mother
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>>149303168
>get 5 gold medals with roadhog
>have a mercy in the team
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>>149303047
I'm not into ntr, no way i'm gonna share my pocket mom- .. Mercy. My pocket Mercy.
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>tfw no aim
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>get gold healing
>as Mei
>on a team with a Mercy
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Abominable or Yeti Hunter?
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>>149300671
>the first time I figured out I could wallride out on my own

I ended up wallriding for about two minutes because I couldn't get the momentum right. When I finally got out I felt like an ace
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>>149303175
>>149303150

:^)
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>>149303261
I play soldier 76 most games, this happens with alarming regularity.
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>>149303063
>guy who waifu'd the mindbroken slut is surprised he's a cuckold
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>>149303285
She's a milf too? Goddamn GIMME
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>>149302994

She's not Australian.

>>149303060

How do you know this?
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>tfw rank 50
>don't want to play solo q
>my friends are always offline
Fuck
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>be 76
>put biotic field
>teammate runs away looking for health pack and dies
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>>149303285
Real talk though how do you find a healslut?

She's probably fat and/or ugly ;_;
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>>149303261
Fucking useless mercy shitters. Never around when I need them.
Lucio players are the ultimate bros, always have your back.
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>>149303263
Don't harass Amelie, slut.
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>>149303263
The fact that it's D.va checking her out makes it extra hot
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>>149303490
>rank 50
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Is comp currently bugged?
Just played a match with a guy sitting AFK the whole game and hadn't been kicked at all throughout the whole thing.
Also heard that people can't reconnect to games after disconnecting.
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So when are we going to see his face? Next comic when? New skins and heroes when? I'm desperate damn it.
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>>149301981
Why improve when you can stay mediocre and still get money/pats on the back?
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>>149303537
>feel bad chasing or killing an enemy Lucio
>would not hesitate to waste an entire ult just to guarantee kill an enemy Mercy
Lucio is truly the most peaceful character
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>>149303594
I'm the embodiment of "normalcy" and "average", so it's not even surprising.
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>>149303535
Yeah she probably is but who cares, she's nice.
I was just looking for a pocket mercy on the forums, i got the friend request and she turned out to be a girl.
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>play against training bots because im tired of being a huge fucking shitter at fps games
>the bots say gg at the end
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/requesting lucio gonna do great comic.
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>>149303735
I don't think he's even human anymore, just a reapy blob of pure edge
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>>149300978
?
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>>149303450
>How do you know this?
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>>149303735
He's a black guy. Are you a coal burner?
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>he doesn't use Mariachi or El Blanco and listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCq3CMbqYNo
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Do you get medals for least number of deaths
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Can you not post on BNet forums without a PC copy of the game?
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>>149301337
Morrison was part of a super soldier program. He's basically Captain America. He even has a line with Ana about it.
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>>149302776
Krampus Reaper?
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>>149303372
earthen you fag
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>>149303998
Are you just pretending to be retarded? That's an issue with hitboxes. Hitscans don't have hitboxes unlike projectiles.
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>>149304026
Hispanic != Black
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>>149303948
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>>149304026

He's not black.
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Does anyone like overwatch twitch streams? I noticed there's a deficit and have considered streaming.
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>>149303141
The easiest way for me to remember DPI is that it's the relationship between an inch on your mouse pad and the pixels on your monitor. At 1600DPI you move your mouse an inch and your cursor should move 1600 pixels across the screen. One could imagine an inch being divided into the individual pixels on your screen. The technical terms are "counts per inch" or CPI, which is just another name for the more often used DPI.

Mouse manufacturers are actually all different, and different software can give different results, so this isn't always exactly true. There's lots of technical terms to describe this like mickeys per second and pixels per mickey...fucking computer scientists.
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>>149304026
He's mexican, so it's like taco burner
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>>149304026
>he's black

(You)
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>>149304179
>Earthen
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>>149304227
I didn't know there was an Overwatch wax museum.
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>>149304227
Why was young 76 so moe?
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>tfw playing hanzo in rank 55+ games
>tfw dropping behind a whole teams payload and wiping them all out with a ult
>They type fucking Hanzo in the chat
Is there even a better feeling?
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>>149304225
Zenyatta orbs behave exactly the same. It is not an hitbox issue.
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>competitive
>enemy on control we own capturing it
>teammates shooting at them from afar and not standing on the point to delay them
>team mates not trying to payload
>fighting battles around the corner while one guy pushes payload
I swear to fucking christ I get mad as fuck playing this game and wanting to win. Dat 40~50 ELO hell!
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>>149304309

>At 1600DPI you move your mouse an inch and your cursor should move 1600 pixels across the screen.

Only if that is what the sensitivity dictates.
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>>149304227
>hispanic
>not a nigger

lmao
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Finally above 50 mmr.
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>>149303372
Yeti Hunter.
Why are you even asking?

>>149304450
Not being stuck in rank 55.
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>>149304518
>ELO hell
that's not a real thing lol
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WHAT IF

WE GAVE DORITO GIRL

A MILLION HP SHIELD THAT NOTHING CAN PIERCE THROUGH

AND GIVE IT A 5 SECOND RECHARGE

AND SHE CAN ACTIVATE IT EVERY 2 SECONDS

AND IT CAN BLOCK ANY PROJECTILE INCLUDING BLACK HOLE AND MCCREE LEFT CLICKSS??????

GREAT LOL FUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL GG WINKY FACE EL OH EL IM TO YOUNG TO DIE NERF THIS!!!!!

fuck off.
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>>149304450
Their only healer switches cause you keep doing butt stuff to them before their team can do anything.
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>>149304450
Getting potg without ults or cheesing with turrets.
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>>149304556
That's why I said
>Mouse manufacturers are actually all different, and different software can give different results, so this isn't always exactly true.

But yes, you are correct.
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>>149304510
Zenyatta orbs are projectiles with their own hitboxes. What are you even talking about?
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>add fall damage
>remove genjis wall climb so that he takes no fall damage
>pharah takes reduces fall damage
>winston doesnt take any from jump pack

Good or bad?
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>>149301981
He did improve. His early stuff makes this look like master pieces
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>>149304619
>Stuck at 55
But 55 is my lowest senpai
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>>149300781

>far right tab
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>>149304718
rip junkrat
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>>149304718
>fall damage
to what end.
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>>149301501
>rank 66
>first time back on comp since update
>more people using McCree and such
>are still shit with him
>meanwhile I just use super Zen on the attack
>absolutely rinsing everyone
>currently undefeated and gone up to 68
I love this patch
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>>149304631
>LOL GG WINKY FACE EL OH EL IM TO YOUNG TO DIE NERF THIS!!!!!
Why so mad tho
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My friend refuses to use voice comms. Should I stop playing with him? So many fucking times I want to warn him about a Reaper flanking. It's aggravating as fuck.
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>>149304631
>Nothing can pierce
Zarya beams, which also ignore her armor.
>5 second recharge
10 Second from empty

Learn to counterpick, and stop being so salty
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>>149304718
>add fall damage
>remove the only thing to make Genji useful
No never try to balance games
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>>149304827
Why doesn't he want to?
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>hanamura B attack
>widow and ana on our team

Sometimes, I wonder what goes through these people minds.
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>>149304718
Bad I want to be able to mada mada my way across the map.
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>>149304827
if he doesn't want to talk himself, fine, but why can't he at least have the channel open to hear you? one way communication > no communication
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>>149300593
>THERE IS LITERALLY WRONG WITH NEW SHAD ART!

Yes there is

Neither of them have giant horse cocks
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>TFW you are reinhardt and no one utilizes your shield
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>>149304621
>that's not a real thing lol
I swear it feels like it. My teammates are always fucking about. It is maddening as fuck to get 4 golds (not that it means much) on tank and still lose.
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>>149304818
>Zen alt fire is now worth using
Holy shit it's fucking glorious you don't even need to charge it up just discord and launch two and it will do 160 damage pretty much instantly
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>>149300593
>THERE IS LITERALLY WRONG WITH NEW SHAD ART!
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>>149304708
And their hitbox seems to be the same size as the cyclinder that McCree shoots.
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>>149305027
He said he's listening to faggot weeb music.
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>>149304767
>losing more than one rank
>climbing less than 3 ranks in a row
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>>149305069
>play a match earlier
>Defense on Dorado
>me soldier 76, rein and mercy on the team
>I was the only one staying behind the shield
>even mercy was fucking around behing
>team wipes and we barely clinch it on last point
Fucking tards
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>>149305069
I don't bother playing Reinhardt in pubs for this reason. It's just mind-boggling how many people can see a big fucking shield and not understand to stay behind it.
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>>149305161
Characters have hitboxes that are large than their models.
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>>149302934
>>149303130
Doesn't make sense. How am I always the best every round? I must be so good it's trying to balance matches by placing me with /vg/ players from the bottom of mmr.
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>>149305069
>get behind Rein's shield to kill bastion
>he immediately charges into the sunset
>get destroyed in 0.3 seconds
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>>149299851
because he samefaces worse than fucking legoman and dumps eight pounds of generic goth shit on everything
and then theres all the ass play. dont get me wrong i like it, but thats like 80% of what he draws, theres not a lot of variety
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>>149303040
Mother fucker I spend too long trying to figure out what you were referencing

I still haven't finished it
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>>149305319

in his defense, 0.3 seconds is exactly how long rein shield lasts against turret bastion fire anyway
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>>149302994
>aussie
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>>149305380
Shad is a shit artist for tasteless plebs, simple.
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i mostly play junkrat and he's my favorite, i think i'm pretty good at him. but in higher levels i'm now feeling kinda shitty at him. are there any good strategies written out somewhere? or a video that isn't too obnoxious to watch on how to elevate my trashmouse playing?
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>>149304450
>things that never happened
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>>149305415
shes not from Australia
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>>149305392

don't bother, there's literally no reason to read past Cascade

it's a disorganized rambling mess ending in the most unsatisfying climax I've ever experienced in media


at least the animation was neat
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someone asked for a bashful russian, so im taking a whack at it
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>>149305591
That's the point.
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>>149304631

Top tip: Defense matrix is a cone set in front of D.va's face.

While it can reach far, it doesn't cover nearly as much as say Rein's shield does.

You can shoot her in the legs when she's showing it straight to you.

Also: Dont stop firing because she throws up defense matrix. You stop firing: She stops the Matrix, she saves charge, then fires it up again the next time you try to fight.

You have to burn it out. Just like Rein's shield
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>>149305570
>He doesn't flank with Hanzo
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>>149305509
>how to elevate my trashmouse playing?
You probably can't, he's not a good hero against competent opposition, and has a low skill ceiling
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>>149305591
do you understand how greentexts work?
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>>149305116
Isn't it still way faster to left click if you're only firing two orbs? Unless you are trying to one shot someone at a long distance it is pointless to use right click.
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>>149305116
The discord just rips people apart
Since Zen is always with teammates, you can just let them do the work
>D.va thinks her buffs will save her
>discord her
>watch as team just tears into her
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>>149305509
>'higher levels'
>defense heroes
overwatch is "who's offense picks can carry better... and those other guys"
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>>149305664
them titties
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I have hopes that one day, my children will be able to play a single KotH match without Ana on their teams.
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>>149304905
>>149305002
Genji has the double jump already, he doesnt need the wall climb triple jump when he also has his slash
>>149304791
Didnt think about junkrat. Although you could just concussion mine jump at low health and land on the enemy for death grenades
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>>149305664
something about whacks and my dick
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queen of the tanks
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>>149305509

Pick a different hero

Junkrat isnt that good at the higher levels of play. Because he's just worse pharah, and pharah is currently not good enough because of McCree
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>>149305664
needs more muscles in her arrms
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>>149305664
GOD
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>>149305702
that's sad. i do find that the reapers, genjis and tracers i used to blow to pieces so easily, and trap so easily, are now mostly just kicking my ass.

but i don't want to give him up, there has to be a way...
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>>149305691
>he plays hanzo
>>
>enter comp
>Illos
>some guy instalocks Ana
>instantly leave

I don't even care for the penalty.
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>>149305509
Use the steel trap spray. Every time you lay a trap, put the spray on it. After a few enemies step in it and die, start putting the spray in random places. Put the trap on the spray once in a while to fuck with them.
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>>149305723
dps doesn't matter when it comes to Tracer or lucio rather just burst them down quick and easy
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Someone got a really good guide for DVA?
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>>149305664
You have my attention good sir.
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>>149305828
>Twitchwhore camslut
>not thicc icequeen
>not beautfiul russian bearess
>not the swiss miss
>not the egyptian queen
>not the QT engish speedster
shit taste
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>"Come here!"
>"You're covered!"
>50
Is there a better feeling?

>>149305664
Hey, that's pretty good.

>>149304631
Are you in need of personal training?
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>>149304631
EL OH EL
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Post your rank, without posting your rank.
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>>149305975
Mindgames.
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>>149306037

nice reading comprehension
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>>149305975
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>>149305664
Mind tracing some Stefania Ferrario?
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>ana is sombra fags finally BTFO
Feels good
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>>149305804
That's how I escape half the time though wall climb and dash or double jump to throw off shots.
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>>149305918
Just because he's not meta, doesn't mean you should stop playing him, it's better to play with a worse hero yoou're good with than a better heor you're bad with. But I'd try to find an offense or tank character you like and git gud with them too.
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>>149305664
You're shit, don't bother.
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>>149305664
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>>149306067
Went 7-3 in placements and never touched comp again
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>>149306067
60+3
Zarya carries me.
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How is this possible?
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>>149305991
But you do the damage quicker with left click (2 orbs in under 1 second) while right click takes more than 1 seconds ...

I mean, Zenyatta is my most played so unless I'm misunderstanding something I think it's better to left click to kill those Tracers.
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>>149305828
queen of dumb sluts
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>>149306110
Okay then
>Not beautful russian bearess
Roadhogg is a better tank queen than gremlin
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Is Ana quintessentially british?
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>>149306067

3%
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Post your progress boys
>tfw do better solo queue but prefer playing with friends (and often do mediocre in the process)
Currently 68, 70 one day
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>>149306238
I went 2-8. Was Mercy every time because no one would play healer. Everyone was always split up, was pure hell. Got golds everywhere but got a shit rank.
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>>149306067
People no longer think bastion is op.
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>>149305664
>Come back to shit post
>Someone is drawing my request
Looks pretty good so far, thanks m8
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>>149306350
No, that would be symmetra
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>>149306194
well i enjoyed d.va even before this amazing buff, so i play her a lot. and lucio. but junkrat is my forever boy. i used to be able to just run in and suicide and get potg's all the time, plus people were stupid about the tire. guess i just need to figure out a more careful way of playing him

i always have fun playing him and don't lose constantly at least, just miss seeing those cards at the end of the round i guess
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>>149306274
How can you not get bored healing as Mercy?
>>
>flawlessly fly from 59 back up to 65
>finally back to season high
>suddenly back to retard teams
>even though everyone is supposedly the same rank, nobody knows how to play
>just a bunch of angry kids that spam Thanks! when they run in and die alone
>everyone is just pissed off and bad
>opponents are always perfect killing machines
Why? What's the secret about rank 66 that Blizzard doesn't want me to know about? Why can't I be on THOSE teams? The ones that are coordinated and playing good heroes? The ones that get shit done?
Why? What did I do to deserve this?
Why is Blizzard forcing me to stay at 65 or lower?
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>>149305664
can you make the titties bigger
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Not gonna lie, I'm liking Sombra's style.
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>>149304631

>being this SHITTTTTT
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>>149305828
Bitch please
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This patch is shit.
It ruined almost everything about the game.
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>>149306485
I don't know anything about Ana. She looks like the images of those peshmerga women.

And she shoots darts.

And drinks a cup of tea while being witnessed.
>>
Just got back after being away for 6 weeks, starting competitive now. What are some good team compositions?
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>>149306675
post the patch notes fucker
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>>149306392
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Daily reminder Lucio got a silent buff and now he can wall slide on corners
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>>149306738
I'm talking about live
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>>149305053

wus dis meme called XD
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>>149306683
England has a lot of indians and pakis, Ana is egyptian so symmetra is more likely rto be '''''''''''''english''''''''''' than ana
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>Autist on my team screeching at me for playing Hanzo
>Gets so buttblased he tells the rest of the team to report me
>mfw I have gold elims and damage
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>>149305828
Q U E E N
T
3
.
1
4
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>>149306695
Tank x2
Supp x2 (Lucio or Mercy are must, zen and ana are good as off heals and utiity)
Attack/Def x2

Get rid of a healer or tank if you are doing well and want to counter
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>>149306695
Two Zarya, two Lucio, and then some offense heroes who are free to switch depending on enemy team composition.
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>>149306695
1 main tank 1 off tank (Reinhardt,Roadhog, Zarya, D.Va)
2 DPS (Pharah, McCree, Reaper, Solider)
2 Support (Lucio/Mercy and Zenyatta/Ana)
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>>149306761
>not using Tracer
>>
LUCIO

NERF

FUCKING WHEN
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>>149305664
>someone asked for a bashful russian
Nobody did.
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>>149306846
I thought pharah was egyptian.
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>>149306667
REMOVE OMNIC
dodododododo do do do do do do do dodo do do
>>
What the fuck is up with ranking after the updates?

It just randomly gives you points, doesn't seem to matter how well you do, how even the match was, etc..

One match I got gold on all the offensive stats as Pharah and won and got pretty much shit and then I disconnected the next and lost a full point.

How the fuck does this bullshit work?
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>>149306392
>>
>comp update
>no cheap fuck hero stacking tactics
>winning every game
Yeah, fuck you too.
Even just double of one heroes could completely skew a game, double Reaper on KOTH was OP as hell, and things like double Zarya or D.va/Torbjorn spam was Aids
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Does Blizzard hire the best mathematicians in the world?
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>>149306984
I know this is bait, but in case you were serious, ana is pharahs mum

>>149306982
I asked for bashful best girl,
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>>149306928

>tumblr still uses gifs in the year 2016 so the internet is full of false colour, low frame rate, low res SHIT that ends up being posted here
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>>149306667
>draw a big girl
>short pink hair
>man face
>call it zarya
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>>149306976
Nah, he's fine.
Mercy is complete bullshit though.
When are we getting Mercy nerfs?
>>
How do I lower my ping? My internet is pretty fast (5MB/s down, 1MB/s up), but I always play with 80~100 ping.
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>>149307126
Possible if you played one healer that game, but your career average is based on multiple heroes in a single match
>>
Is there any good pics of symmetra? No one seems to find her attractive
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>>149305927
He's actually pretty goddamn good if you know how to play.
People who dismiss him automatically are faggot supports and their whiteknight tanks.
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>>149307289
Ugly face, can't poo in loo, probably stinks of curry
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>>149307271

You're too far from the server.
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>>149307035
I have no fucking clue what is going on with competitive. I did the placement matches and three regular ones all with randoms. It was a nightmare, and the ranking system is all kinds of fucked so I stopped.
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>>149307126
Yes.
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>>149307271
>My internet is pretty fast
>5MB/s down, 1MB/s up
Is joke, right?
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>>149306982
I did last thread, don't tell lies on the internet anon.
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>>149307218
What's with this guy and Lucio?
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>>149307363
Also, a shitty support that needs to be reclassed to defense.
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>the game gives me the eliminations card instead of the 4 gold medals card

just
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>>149307218
Who is this laughing gook? It warms my heart to see someone getting joy from this game.
>>
>ywn create a character good enough to be in a AAA video game
I am talentless!
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>>149307126
I forgot to screenshot it but yesterday I had a match where everyone agreed to only use melee. Someone got a card for having 180% of their final blows being melee attacks.
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>>149307271
That's not fast. Actually that doesn't even qualify as broadband under current standards.
>>
What do the stars mean below player portraits?
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>don't allow custom sprays because people might make them inappropriate
>instead, load up the loot system with hundreds of sprays people can get instead of cosmetics they actually want
>90% of sprays revert to the default spray in play of the game replays anyway

why
w h y
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>>149306067
to come further from here u either need, lots of luck, tryhard premade strats or to be exceptionally good/gifted
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>>149307464
>>149307483
No idea.
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Do you feel consistent in your performance? What rank are you?

I'm 62 and can say that I have consistent performance in about 60-65% of my games.

Since people keep playing this, how do you help a team that picks two flankers?
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>>149307594
100 levels for each star so 25 with a star is 125
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>>149306067
If you can't complete assault maps in about 3-4 minutes you should just give up
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>>149307472
Because defense really needs another useless hero. When symmetra was being deisgned, the designers literally realised that she's too shit to go in defence and put her in support.

Torbjorn literally gives more health than her, though his isn't regenerating
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>>149307594
100 levels.
Aka a guy that's level 9 and has a star is actually level 109, two stars means 209 and so on.
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>>149307415
>>149307570
MB/s not MiB/s.
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>>149307328
so then post your stats
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>>149305664
Wonder how many tries it'll take to make Zarya not look like a man with boobs.
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>>149307629
Yes, 54. If my team loses I'm always rocking multiple golds. Only a matter of time til I climb to 60 and hopefully escape retarded teamp comps by then
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>>149307472
Her teleporter can be a miracle sommetimes. That's her only strong point unless you manage to get within 3 feet of someone with low health.
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oh no
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They need to nerf Roadhog on PC, he's just too unhealthy for the game and the stats shows how bullshit his hook is
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>tfw so used to multiple golds/silvers I get disappointed when I get a bronze, even in healing
I love soldier 76
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>>149307684
I'd be more okay if they would simply tune team recommendations to not count her as support or specifically have a "no healer" tag. Inexperienced players need to realize she is not adequate support on her own.
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>>149307857
>getting hooked by roadhog
Are you bad at the game? I can't even remember the last time a hog hooked me. You can dodge hooks easily.
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>>149307596
>instead, load up the loot system with hundreds of sprays people can get instead of cosmetics they actually want
If you didn't have hundreds of sprays you'd just be getting the same voicelines over and over.
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Sleep tight clone
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>Attacking on Volskaya Industries in third placement match
>Team locks in Torb, Ana, Hanzo, Genji, McCree
>Pick Reinhardt
>"Dude we need a healer."
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>>149307913
No healer tag would be great. But then we'd just see thousands more anas who do no healing
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I've been experimenting with swapping the hotkeys for Fan the Hammer and Grenade as McCree. Has anybody else tried this?
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>come to /owg/
>everyone says my favorite heroes are bad
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>>149308158
What heros are they?
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>>149308002
>Gold elims
>Gold objective time
>Gold dmg
>Gold objective kills
>Silver heals
>Soldier
>Genji, Hanzo, Ana, McCree, Edgelord
>"We need a healer"
>"Then go healer"
What do you do anon? Do you help shitters or do you keep trying to carry without a healer?
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>>149308104
Just remove hotkey for FtH, not like you'll ever use it.

>>149308158
t. mei/junkrat/symmetra/hanzo main
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>>149308158
which
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>>149308158
And so are you.
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>Someone talking about finishing basic for the army
>Ask him why he decided to fight for Israel
>Globally muted the next day
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>>149305975
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>>149308246

All those medals mean nothing if you don't win.
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>>149307971
>implying the hitbox isn't retarded
>implying it dosen't look like a glitch most of the time you get hit

It has nothing to do with skill when the hook is literally bugged and actually goes further than the animation shows
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>>149307984
Oh, the Thunderbird/Whatever Pharah Rockets are Arrowheads. Never noticed that.
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>>149308104
Changing the default key-mappings? No, I wouldn't ever dare...

(Honestly some of the default ones don't make much sense to me. Like, I use Dva's boosters on mouse2 and have the new shield activate on left-shift.)
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>>149306067
ana is our only healer
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>>149305975
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>>149308291
>Say that Overwatch needs another black hero to join lucio and winston
>get permabanned and arrested
>posting this from prison showers
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>>149307289
She has a man face.

>>149307218
She's getting nerfed already even though Lucio can outheal her and is much harder to kill
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>>149308158
theres like 10 viable characters max right now, everyones bad except mccree, dva and most of the supports
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>>149308291
should be glad you didn't just get banned
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Post your instaleaves
>prepare to attack
>two guys instalock ana and refuse to change
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>>149307789
>he thinks 60 is any different from the 50s
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>>149307971
Unless you are a long range class, the hook will do some bullshit wombo combo pull around the corner.

It's not a myth, mate, roadhog's hook has a gigantic hitbox.
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>>149308242
>>149308280

Junkrat, Mei, Symmetra

I can play most of the meta heroes well enough I just wish I could pick my favorites more
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Its just me or all the attack heroes are freaking plain and boring?Except maybe phara and genji

I usually pick a tank or a support hero,i just can't get my head over stuff like reaper or Soldier.
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Post your pain without directly posting it
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>>149306067
"Let's all go Torb"
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>>149308535
>caring about the outcome of qp
you should stop being little jimmy shitterpants and play comp if you want people to try at all
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>>149308104
Only changed melee attack, and genji ult to Z so I can reset my hand position on the keyboard easiler with pressing esc
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>>149308517
>winston
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Overwatch has added more fuel to my shitposting addiction.
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>>149308526
>zarya, reaper, genji, soldier 76
>bad
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>>149306067

Every KoTG goes 2:2 then we sit on overtime both 99% for several minutes on the fifth game before the enemy team inevitably wins.
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When are they going to fix POTGs? I get so fucking bored seeing the same old Genji/McCree/Hanzo/Reaper plays holy shit. Even when I'm playing them. I'm so bored. Show me more POTGs.
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>>149307629
>>149307789
Yeah I don't know what to do. Everytime I lose I have 2-4 gold metals.
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>>149306761
Look at this fucking faggot. Look at him everybody. Look hard at what he've just typed on this anime imageboard and uploaded on this thread. That's right. He said daily reminder.

In case you don't understand what he meant by "daily reminder", it meant that he was going to remind us about something daily. Not monthly, not weekly, but daily. He said he will post the same shit every single day. Otherwise it'd not be a daily reminder.

BUT

Guess what? He didn't remind us about it daily. I bet it's the first time he made this supposed "daily reminder". I bet he'll stop giving us this "daily reminder" right after this one. And you know what makes him?

A liar. A fucking cunny liar. I fucking despise this motherfucker. He lied to us and he wasn't being honest to us. A cunt like him needs to be banned forever. I mean, who would do such petty thing like this? Just go on some random ass website, just to lie to people? This guy really needs to get a life, and give all of us a gargantuan apology.

*sigh*
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>>149308642
my pain
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>>149306067

exactly at the most average rank
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>Favorite Champion

>Favorite Fetish

GO
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>>149308929
30?
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>>149308846

REMIND THIS
*unzips dubs*
psh nothing purse on hell kid
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>>149307789
sry m8. This game is even competitve at rank 70+ Solo Queue yet, if you want real tryhard snorefest go play as full premade at higher ranks.

Apart from full premade there will always be random teamcomps
t. rank 69 peak but often played with 70+'s in my games
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>>149308603
I can agree to Junkrat being fun, but in higher rank games with people who understand countering he's not the best pick.
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>>149308971
>Widow

>cuddling
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>>149308603
Mei is fun but don't use her on comp
Symmetra can be a real help but is easily countered and made redundant if the other team isn't retarded
Junkrat is legit one of my highest picked comp players, for KOTH I let other people go Reaper/Roadhog and if already have a Lucio, I'll go Junkrat
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>>149306469
was a fun little sketch. Dont do a lot of muscle girls so i was unknowing of how to bulk up the muscle mass, but theres always the future
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>>149308246
>Attacking on Hanamura with no healer except a Zenyatta
>Gold elims, dmg, objective time, silver literally eveyrthing else as Roadhog
>Already have 3 game saving hooks on ulting soldier, McCree, Reinhardt
>Team cant kill Junkrat and Torb on the upper ledge inside point B so I go up side route and 2v1 them twice but team doesn't capitalize
>Gets to the point where their Mercy has to come up there and heal them over and over leaving their other 3 vulnerable
>Distract THREE PLAYERS and my 5 teammates can't go in and do anything
>Spend most of the time going up there because my team either ignores them or can't kill them
>"Dude why are you going up there lol?"

Sometimes I don't know what to do. Was I wrong? I mean we couldn't have pushed with them spamming turret shots and bombs down on us the entire time.
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>>149308971
>Soldier 76
>Vanilla
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>>149306591
This doesn't scan :C
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>>149308803
I had moments like this "If I have a POTG right now from this McCree ultimate..."
And I had those POTGs proceeding to ragequit the QP like I had lost the game.
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>>149309096
THICC
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>>149308971
>d.va

>petite body

low test, but idc enjoy balding faggots
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I WILL NOT JUGGLE
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>>149309102
>Distract
>I got seperated
Found your problem
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>>149308971
>Favorite Champion
Tough between D.Va and Zarya
>Favorite Fetish
Female Orgasm and eyerolling/ahegao by actual women
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>>149309273
Enjoy not being able to get it up
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>>149308642
I want to rub that belly
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>>149308971

Mercy

Mercy
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>>149300617
>don't quite grasp how Lucio's wall riding works
>get blown into the well
>SHIT SHIT SHIT I HOPE I'M DOING THIS RIGHT
>actually manage to get out
>so surprised I die immediately after
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>>149308971
>Mercy/Zarya/Ana
>Somnophilia, BDSM
I also find Hijabs attractive for some odd reason.
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>>149308971
breeding and incest
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>>149309323
I didnt get separated I told them to follow me but they said going up top and around the side to kill Junkrat and Torb was a waste of time

I was on fire 80% of the match and raping people left and right but this was a case where my team couldn't kill a fly

I shouldn't have 3 gold medals as Roadhog
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>>149309096
Either way I appreciate the effort, and if so then the future looks pretty good.
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What dpi/sens do you use?

I'm using 800/8.00, but I still think it's too high.
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http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/lllllllll-21759 whos this faggot
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>>149309520
400/6.18
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>>149309478
least it was free amirite? :DDDD

>tfw you havent been able to get a commission in almost half a year...
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>>149308971
These two

Incest, pec fucking, feet, bondage, musk smelling
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>>149309520
800/10

it's too high but my mousepad is dinky
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>>149309520
400/6
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Which zenyatta legendary skin should I get?
Torn between Ifrit and Ra
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Been away for a month
What's the verdict on Ana?
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>>149307412
U damaged a shitter that killed himself later
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>>149309323
You're supposed to be separated as a flank character
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>>149309632
Wanna play together some time?
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>>149308971
>Reinhardt

>shemale and incest(there needs to be more of these combined, dammit!)
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>>149309394
Hold space after jumping. Don't mash it or you'll fall off. Just press, hold.

Let go, then press and hold again at the end of the ride to jump off and wallride another wall.

You can only ride a wall once (or another a wall facing the same direction) until you touch a wall facing a different direction.

Those are the rules of wall riding. Some walls have weird geometry so it takes some practice to learn the maps.
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>>149309689
Ra is more rare than ifrit.

Everybody has Ifrit,go with ra.
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>>149304889
Not the other guy, but that Zarya part explains a lot about a game yesterday. Had not realized D.Va's shield was too high up for it in a fight.

Got any tips for Ana? I am trying to learn how to be good on all the supports still, only had the game a week and not much time to play. Right now I know to prioritize either tanks or some offensives with nano boost, go for center of mass, and love the E button as it can be a lifesaver if placed properly. Still getting the hang of tranqing and proper range for combat. That said, love tranqing D. Vas in the face since the mech falls over humorously to me.
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>>149309625
That sounds rough, how much are commissions in general? Never have looked into having stuff like that done.
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>>149309690
Everyone that plays her is retarded and you will lose because of them.
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>>149309690
Right now, I think all opinions are going to colored by the amount of shitty Anas running around.
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>>149309689
Sunyatta
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Is it even possible to get top 500 anymore ?

Or is everyone grouped up/cheaters?

Legitimate question btw, I dont know the answer.
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>>149309702
What characters are good at flanking (considering that the other team are not retards and easily fooled)?

When should I flank without being that solo retard of the team that blames others and flames in the chat while playing Genji?
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>>149309690
overshadowed by retarded balance decisions
no place in the "pick broken or lose" meta
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>>149309625
Just become a furry artist, those autistic fucks are the only people retarded enough to pay commissions and they will pay big for their dog dick
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I've been getting 10 wins a day in comp grinding out for a golden gun, I have 199 comp points right now but I've taken a break the last few days because its feeling more and more like a chore. I can't coast through matches anymore because somehow solo queued to rank 71. I have to focus really hard to win each match and I'm getting completely emotionally drained after 1 or 2 matches.

Anyone else having this problem. I was 10 days away from a golden weapon but I just can't play that long anymore. How do I make it feel like less of a chore? Should I tank my ranking down to 50 so I can have easy wins again?
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>all these people into incest
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>>149309689
Ifrit is sick af
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>>149308971
Widowmaker

Lesbians
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>>149309520
Not sure if related, but my mouse has the option to select pooling rate, should I leave it at 1000? Some people told me that 500 is better.
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>>149309949
>complaining about people into incest
>posts trump
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>>149308971
Lucio

Futa on female

What does it mean?
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>>149308971
Mercy
Ahegao/Mindbreak
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>>149309823
10% are cheaters. 70% are in groups.
If you solo queue you can get in top 400-500 rank. Any higher than that and it gets really rough for solo queuing because every few games is almost 100% loss against a group.
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Holy fucking shit where did retards get the idea that it's ok to, on sudden fucking death, to hang back on payload in a specific spot.

If you let the payload get free unrestricted movement they only need to beat your camp once and it's gg. If you're actually stopping the payload the entire way they never have enough time without overtime.

Fucking lost a game to this retardation. What level until I escape these game throwing dipshits?
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>>149309932
I saw the 300 point cost for a golden gun and immediately got emotionally drained just from the thought of grindan that shit out. I don't even have 300 wins in QP yet, never-fucking-mind Comp.
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I have the full story over on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4u62tl/warning_playing_nonmeta_heroes_in_ranked_will_get/

TL:DR - Playing Attack Widow/Hanzo/Ana/Symmetra in ranked will get you mass reported and auto-suspended for a week.
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>>149309520

2000/1
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>>149309728
hmm i dont know
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>>149310061
It means a dickgirl fucks a real girl.
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>>149309102
>silver deaths
Liar.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZAHk0g-Nfk

Post theme songs
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>>149310151
IT

BEGINS

Let this moment signal the end of fun in Overwatch.
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Can Ana be played competitively? Can she even be buffed to be a decent character? Her concept (sniper with no mobility) makes it a bit difficult.
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>>149310151
I'm scared, I love playing attack symmetra so I can hide teleporters by point B
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>>149301063
who was this guy? i remember him from somewhere but dunno where
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>>149309761
No yeah I get it now, it's just at that time I had barely an idea of how it worked
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>>149303523
>playing ana
>popping heal darts into friend
>they run as far as fuck away from me and behind obstacles for a small hp pack
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>>149310151
This is some fucking bullshit. League did this. Ban you if you didn't follow the "meta." Holy shit why are Blizzard such cucks?
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>>149310285
Or blizzard could just pull their finger out and stop automating reports.
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>>149308971
Reinhardt
Mei best girl

Vore
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>>149309520
1100/5

1000/5 also feels fine
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>>149307547
You can hit multiple people.
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>Hold on Dorado defense until enemy finally wins with 1 min to spare
>Win on Dorado attack with 3-4 minutes to spare
>Lose match because of coinflip.

When the fuck are they going to fix this shit?
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So is there any reason Genji is allowed to be literally unkillable if the player has half a brain, and has zero (0) damage falloff?
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>>149310419
I hope to god that happens.

Because if the game turns into must-pick meta, then it becomes instantly unfun.
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>>149310285
>Competitive
>Fun
It's where the try hard run only the pro metas or throw a fit are. Qp is where you should be to have fun.
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>Be in comp
>Reinhardt in our team gets nano boost and Zenyatta orb on him as well
>He still has his shield up and never attacked

And comp was meant to be retard proof?
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>>149310151
>League cucks have successfully taken over competitive
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>>149308971
Pharah

Feets
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>>149310489
If I see a smug Genji I give him the hot monkey dick
Fucking around in QP with McCree, I noticed he does a lot to stop Genji, so with McCree back in the saddle, hopefully it means Genji's get fucked over more
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>>149310594
I actually have a lot of fun in comp, because most people play their characters very well. But I only just hit 61 as solo.
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>>149308363
>>149308582
20 hz refresh rate
or whatever it's using
it's not updating fast enough.
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>>149300876
Fuck he's handsome
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>>149310269
76 and Ana give off a Metal Gear vibe

Wandering old soldiers with no country, no allegiance, and no motives besides revenge
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>>149310645
>Playing Reinhardt
>Mercy is damage boosting me while I have my shield up

Do they think blue is shields or something? What are these idiots doing?
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>>149310652
Why did they have to buy overwatch? Overwatch doesn't need children with anger issues, they can fuck off to COD
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>>149310269
>We Don't Need Another Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVPq-_t-ANw
Out of the ruins...
Out from the wreckage...
Can`t make the same mistake this time...
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>>149310151
Can someone link this post in the official Blizzard Overwatch forums, so we can get a ton of upvotes there then watch Blizzard delete the upvotes, post THAT on leddit, then force Blizzard to remove auto-bans / meta breaker bans.

>That feel when I'll never get to play defense Tracer. ;_;
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>>149310151
>Ana
Her ult is one of the most powerful in the game, what the fuck?
Also offensive Symmetra is patrician strats, it's won me a few games even on comp.
Widow/Hanzo is still cancer though, but they are cancer on both attack/defense, so just fucking remove them from comp smdh
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>tfw rank 73, all solo queue, no voice comms
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>>149310881
I havent won with a widow on my team in a long time now.
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>>149310741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
>I thought you died alone, a long long time ago.
Reaper, soldier 76 and Ana really work with the MGSV story
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>>149309775
Stay mid/close range to the people you prioritize and practice, sounds like you've got most of it set.
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>>149310875
I would but it won't let me post on the forums. Is it because I'm a console cuck and can't link my account?
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>>149310151
>fuck my team i'm going to be an autist and go 10 hours straight on every hero no matter the situation
stay banned :^)
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>browse >tumblr because a shit ton of lewds, porn, and good sources to make reaction pics
>all i keep seeing is how Hanzo and McCree are gay

And you know what?

I can't un-see them being gay for each other anymore.
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>>149309080
who made this and where can I find more
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>>149310789
Nice, too many people just post songs that have titles that fit the characters, btu the lyrics don't. This works
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>>149310875
>playing against a defending Tracer on Hanamura B
>was almost ten ranks ahead of the next best player on their team
>highhandedly won them the game because she seemed to be at every fucking entrance at once and could finish off squishies with just one clip
I was mad, but not mad because it was bullshit. I was more impressed, and I can respect a good player.
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>>149310269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

This (or any Hasselhoff song I guess).
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>>149311124
It's futa.
>>
>>149311150
>>highhandedly
singlehandedly*
She was a bitch
>>
I'm currently doing my promos for ranked for the first time.

I'm so fucking tired of these autistic teams. People are playing payload and no one is getting on the payload and pushing it at all.

Getting flanked every single game, yell at the team "there is a genji behind us", no one listens and they all get killed.

Forced to play support every single game because no one is playing a tank or a healer.

Somehow the enemy team has a decent composition and we get rolled every game.

The ONE game I decide to play a carry we win, but just barely.

Every fucking game has been a nightmare. How does anyone play this game at low ranks.
>>
I was watching one of Icarus's videos today and he has the dot crosshair, but it blooms when he fires at 76 to show the spread

How can I get my crosshair like that? I've changed most heroes to the dot crosshair but they dont bloom. Even with the "Bloom" option turned on which I just assumed does nothing to the nonstandard crosshairs
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>>149300357
>doctor
>smoking
Absolutely disgusting
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>>149308971
Tracer

Deepthroat
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>>149310151
>metafags astronomical whining
It's amazing how assruptured fags get in a game mode you don't even money for, just a fucking gold gun and spray grind.
>>
>>149309520
2000/3.0
>>
Does anybody enjoy playing as or against snipers? Why the fuck does a class whose playstyle is "stand on a roof and click on people" have to exist in every fps?
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>>149308971
>Shrike Ana

>mask+bodysuit
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>>149311362
>team ooga me booga
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>>149311393
76s circle crosshair is just a dot, its specific to him
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>>149310269
>Not Real American
>Not team america fuck yea
>not America the beautiful
Shit soldier
>>
Symmetra is canonly autistc?
>>
>>149309520
800/6.75

it's perfect
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>>149310489
He really needs a nerf
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>>149308971
DVa

Creampie
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>>149311362
>most played character on comp is Lucio
>has a negative winrate
>still rank 68
I need to hope that someone else goes Support because I feel my efforts are better when placed elsewhere, I seem to know most of the meta for dealing with situations
The worst is KOTH (where most of my Lucio losses are from)
If your team has just one bad pick, it can be all over.
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>teammates can't fill the role they chose
they're all grouped up, press fucking Q reaper jesus christ
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>>149310151
>I just want out of wage slavery, but no education / too poor / too mentally messed up to get one.
>>
>>149311796
He didn't fight for America, he fought for overwatch.
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>>149310151

>Play shitty heroes for 10 hours straight and ruin other people's games
>"But ima legit ex-pro guys I always get golds on widow, never mind that she cant contest the point for shit and her playstyle doesn't lend itself well to overwatch's objective style, I was contributing!"

>Banned

Sounds about right to me.

We have quick play where you can fuck around and play any hero you want in any retarded style in any format on any map and mode.

For ranked, just play good fucking heroes. Thats all thats asked of you.

The game isnt balanced enough that playing an amazing mei/widow/hanzo is enough to offset the shittiness of the hero. If you play well on those heroes you could have always just picked a good hero and done just as well without being a detriment to your teams ranking
>>
IT'S OVERTIME

ONLY 3 200HP CHARACTERS ARE INBETWEEN YOU AND PUSHING THE PAYLOAD TO END
YOU'RE THE LAST ONE ALIVE
YOU ARE GENJI AND YOUR ULT JUST CAME UP

WHAT SONG STARTS PLAYING IN YOUR HEAD?
>>
>>
The fuck is this? It was a stop!
>>
>>149311809
No, she's "on the spectrum", meaning she appears on visible wavelenghts. (Ties in with her "hard light" technology.)
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>>149310269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_rkuWyjmr8

Good shit too.
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>>149311948
Nigga he has an American hero spray and his default colors are red white and blue. He is meant to be the Captain America of Overwatch
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>>149311261
>implying that stops me
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>>149311896
>be reaper
>they have a Hog
>need to wait for him to hook before ulting
>he never does
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>>149310407
it's not about not following the meta, it's about being useless
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>>149308971
>Favorite Champion

Currently Reinhardt

>Favorite Fetish

Tanlines and Tomboys
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>>149312113
As you wish.
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2058880
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>>149311169

https://youtu.be/vLLFfBZZRRE

;) ;) ;)
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>guy picks bastion on ranked koth
>ask him to change
>"no I have legendary skin"
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>>149312106
I think he's meant to be a girzzled vetweran soldier that is still deadly despite his age, a forgotten hero of a past war, seeking vengeance on those who destroyed overwatch and tried to kill him
>>
>>149311882
I feel the exact same way. I know for a fact I do better as a carry/tank, I can heal decently but I know that anyone can heal given they just play lucio and stand around their team. Every single game I have played in comp, I get a minimum of 2 gold medals every game, usually in damage and eliminations, because my team is just that bad.
>>
>literally never one a game with an Ana on my team
>Meanwhile I lose against ever team with an Ana I play

Why ?
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>>149308971

>Favorite """""Champion""""""
Young Ana
Widowmaker
Mercy
Mei

In that order

>Favorite Fetish

Facesitting
Buttjob
Armpit fucking
Forcing women to walk around with wombs full of cum until the next time i fuck them and then use my week old cum as lube
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>>149310151
>team cooking contest
>put sugar on the pasta
>tastes like shit
>your team kicks you out

Hurr durr meta fags XD
>>
>>149312272
This is pure Dva
>>
>>149312350
Well your wrong son the sprays even say he is a American hero he has two pure America legendarys on top of his default based colors being the America flag color get over it faggit. He's part of the greatest Nation in the world
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>>149309728
not him but I do
>>
So I did my comp placements when comp was first added, got 42. Played a bit and then stopped comp play because I couldn't find people to play a lot. Stayed around 44 - 42.

Then the newest patch hit, went McCree only. Have gone 10-2 with him and risen in rank to 52. I get at least 1-2 golds per match too

Feels good man
>>
If you can get a Discord on a Reinhardt, does his shield take bonus Discord damage?
>>
>>149308971
To play, Tracer
To win, DVa

Fetishes
Bondage
Bdsm
Petplay
Breathplay
Feet
Slavery
Sensory deprivation
Chastity
Kidnapping
Brainwasing
Electro
Watersports
You know the normal stuff
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>>149312426
>Forcing women to walk around with wombs full of cum until the next time i fuck them and then use my week old cum as lube
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>>149312106
While there's clear Captain America cues there, I don't think he's really supposed to be that.

I'm actually betting that the world of Overwatch has less nationalism than our own, not to mention different politics and power structures. In the Overwatch world, United Nations seems to be a big deal, not United States of America.

And speaking of Morrison, I wonder why fan-artists haven't drawn much Vegeta inspired OW art? You'd imagine the scouter he uses would be a perfect tie in.
>>
>>149311997
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>
>>149311997
STANDING
>>
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LE BALANCED COWBOY
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>>149312709
>Vegeta
>fitting Sodlier
nigger what also see >>149312494
>>
Is playing every match as if you have no healer and just running off to get health packs the right way to play solo queue?
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>people posting their fetishes on an overwatch thread
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>>149308971
Widowmaker
Muscle
>>
>>149308971
Reaper

Traps
>>
>>149312063
Sooooooo, she's a fucking autist?
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>>149308971
>Favorite Champion
Zarya


>Favorite Fetish
Anything to do with large women.
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>McCree is an offensive character whos gimmick is CCing squishies and bursting them with fan the hammer
>Roadhog has this same gimmick but is faster, easier to pull off, and has longer range
>because of this McCree is forced into the role of the cancer sudo-sniper that we have today
>his long range damage will get nerfed and he will go back to being a shitty roadhog
>>
>>149312875
Pretty much, unless you're already being healed by them or its Lucio and he's used amp it up, also I'll use the I need healing once or twice then just go take care of it myself. I tend to use the payload as healing spot if on attack, would explain why I regularly get gold or silver objective time as Genji.
>>
>>149311997
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Your probably wondering how I got into this situation, well to explain that we got to start over at the beginning
>>
Why are you pretending this is a good game?
>20 tick
>80% of all matches are stomps because the matching is shit
>Just hit q, no skill required
>Blizz can't balance for shit
>Enter queue, get put in losing KoTH game, then get booted for inactivity
>Teammates are complete retards, end every match with 4 gold medals
>No one wants to play support or tanks, everyone wants to play Naruto bros and bluebitch
>Enemies are aimbots who never miss a shot
>Community is shit

Be honest, you know the only reason this game is alive is because Blizzard is behind it.
>>
>>149313130
Noice
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>>149310269

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZtytj8c77o
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>>149313148
>Everyone picking at the start of the round
>Holy shit no one picks a Sniper
>Last guy picks McCree
>Team thing still says, "No sniper"

HEH
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>JUST rains from above!
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>>149313130
Muh nigga
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>>149313116
They all but spell it out in the comic, yes.

>>149312836
Is this the real nigga hours? Because I don't even understand what you are trying to say.
>>
>>149313352
I like how you end up laying on the lamp post like, "Fuck this, I'm done, I'm just going to sleep here."
>>
>>149313357
>Ywn lick the sweat form Zaryas perfectly toned abs
ughh kill me now
>>
>>149313286

Remember kids

The perfect defensive lineup will contain the tags:

>No snipers
>No defense heroes

For bonus points

>No Builders

Although symmetra is good on some maps though so thats not always true. Just not fucking torb. Fuck that useless midget
>>
>dipshit fucking white trash nigger playing Symmetra calling us trash the whole fucking match
>proceeds to go Ana on Offense and continues to accomplish fucking nothing
>we have a fucking RANK T H I R T Y S I X on our team while the enemy has no one below 45 even, solo revives at every opportunity, god fucking knows why, they must be clinically retarded or something
>another fucking cockmuncher yelling at me to push when the entire enemy team with a shielded Reinhardt is in front of me at this absolutely retarded chokepoint on Hanamura A
>got deranked from that game despite it being a completely onesided absolute stomp of a match

I don't think I've ever been this mad before. Fuck Comp and fuck this game.
>>
>>149313436
Soldier is nothing like Vegeta
>>
>>149308971
Zarya

Freckles, petite, swallowing
>>
>>149313609
But yellow boxes trigger me and I always fill in to get the least yellow boxes.
>>
Are there any rewards for competitive aside from the spray and icon for participating
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They should give Widow freckles tbqh.
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>>149313628
>>
>>149313748
They should fix her spine first
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>>149306920
Source?
>>
>>149313352
>>149313475
I wonder if the killcam also shows it like that, because when die with Pharah, she's often seen (on my screen) flying away in a big arc, but then the killcam just shows her collapsing on the floor...

>>149313646
But he does have the scouter, not to mention Vegeta is pretty grumpy all the time.
>>
>>149313725
Ass devastation AIDs.

>>149313748
Why didn't you give her freckles as an example of what they should do?
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Does anyone else think the old hitboxes were more fun? This game doesn't feel as smooth as it used to.
>>
>>149310151

Wow, an awful person, who instalocks character matter the situation, is punished for it. The horror!

And he dropped several ranks (and screwed up his team's ranks, too) maining Symmetra. If you want to practice a hero, go to Quickplay. Why ruin your team's ranking in comp?
>>
>join Ilios
>my team lost the first round and it's Overtime in round 2
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>>149313802
No, she does it so her butt sticks out more.
It's for intimidation, psychological warfare.
>>
>>149313715

No defense heroes and no snipers should be recoloured Blue then. So people know they're drafting right.
Maybe add a little thumbs up emoji with it to really hammer in the message.
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>>149313357
ayy
>>
>Great at roadhog, tracer, rein, lucio, and mercy

>Absolutely horrible at Genji

How do I expand my repertoire of characters to be good a genji?
>>
>>149313906
F O R C E D 50
O
R
C
E
D

5
0
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>>149308971
just good looks wise probably soldier 76 but i dont like his design
design wise tracer or zenyatta

veiny as fuck forearms and hands
>>
I wish they would slightly buff Zarya is someway and I think even ONE of the following would be just enough for me...
>reduce her personal barrier cooldown from 10 to 8
>secondary fire takes 20 ammo instead of 25
>When over 50% charge, you reload faster
>>
>>149313924
>Broken spin
>Ass in your face
>Intimidating
>psychological warfare
I knew waifufags were pathetic but holy shit
>>
>>149313801
I'm fucking mad I'm not gonna lie
>>
>>149313902
>B-but it's my right to play who ever I want even if it ruins other peoples games
As far as he is concerned he is in no way at fault for his actions having a negative impact on others only his feelings matter.
>>
>>149311948
I agree because I have a MGS boner but his name is literally Soldier (17)76 and is decked out in red white and blue
>>
>>149313725

Supposedly a big chunk of competitive points based on our ranking. Which goest towards the gold weapons

Their words (Paraphrased):

>We want the golden skins and ranked rewards in general to be accessible to all, but have some of them have some prestige attached to them, so while everyone can earn them over time, the best players will be awarded them instantly

Which tells me you're going to get a fuckton of competiitve points from ranking high at the end of the season, and a more moderate helping of points for average rankings.

I have no doubt they'll expand on the rewards system in the future so couldn't hurt to stock pile comp points
>>
>>149312991
mega degenerate located lol
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>>149314003
>tfw one of the first intros I got
>started really using Zarya thanks to competitive and will be getting the Artic skin soon
Or should I way for the summer skins?
Will we even be getting summer skins?
>>
>>149313906
and then 15 seconds later,
>not enough players, returning to lobby
>>
When are they going to get rid of the hero limit in comp? Or at least retool it
Not having 2-2-1-1 in comp makes me want to strangle myself since I know the reason is arbitrary
>>
>>149313884
>But he does have the scouter, not to mention Vegeta is pretty grumpy all the time.
Dbfag please........ I hope you aren't serious
>>
>>149314248

>almost August
>"will we be getting summer skins?"
>>
>>149314214
>stock pile
I want my Golden Particle Cannon
>>
>>149308971
Roadhog
Rape
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>>149308971
>Soldier 76
>Heavy Biting and Creampie
>>
>>149314116

Nigga zarya is one of the better heroes in the game, why would she need a buff?

She's only dropped play slightly since the patch and thats just because another tank got buffed into viability, so she's got more competition for her slot, but she's still just as amazing at her role
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>>149307035
>Changing the way competitive works
>Adding a new hero
>Making serious balance changes
>All of this being done mid season
>Still 20 ticks
Blizzard wants this to become the next big esport XD
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>>149314072
also

anal
age play
>>
>>149314350
Took 'em a month to implement a mode that should have been in the game since release, so.
>>
>>149314325
Serious about what? Are you claiming Morrison DOESN'T have a scouter, and that Vegeta ISN'T grumpy all the time?

If your reading comprehension wasn't nigger level, you'd already know I don't think Captain America OR Vegeta is like Morrison. They just share some superficial similarities.
>>
>>149314248
>>149314350

Jeff said they're coming.

>Its still summer

Exact words
>>
>>149314184
>1776
That's reaching.
I'm not denying he's american, I just don't think he's MURICA FUCK YEAH LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE

I think he's a soldier that happens to be from america.
>>
>>149314214
That's not too bad then. Does it take your highest overall rank or your current one?
>>
>>149314617
That's just because you are an unamerican faggot son.
>>
>try out soldier after the patch
>dont need to worry about burst fire anymore, wreck shit with just holding down m1
cool
>>
>yfw Zarya is truly the most game breaking
>>
>>149312806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SobQQWTmfbA

OH HO OH HOOOOOOOOOO
OH HO OH HOOOOOOOOOO

SOLO GENJI WAS ULT SWORD FIGHTING
HIS BLADE WAS FAST AS LIGHTNING
IN FACT IT WAS A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING
'CAUSE HE FOUGHT WITH EXPERT TIMING

THERE WERE FUNKY HERO MEN
SENT BY UNGA BUNGA MAN
BUT HE WAS CHOPPING THEM UP
AND HE WAS CHOPPING THEM DOWN

IT'S AN ANCIENT WEABOO ART
AND THE GENJI KNEW HIS PART
FROM AN L-SHIFT INTO AN E
AND LEFT CLICK FOR DAT SWEET REEEEE
>>
>>149314639

We don't know. I've tried asking the overwatch twitter about both questions (Does it count your current rank or season best, what are the end of season awards gonna be) and got no reply both times
>>
>>149314727
Zarya is probably the most balanced character. Takes a large skill to use properly, doesnt overpower by herself, works well with teammates, good at all objective, played offense/defense, has a powerful Ultimate that DOESNT just oneshot everyone
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>mccree
>fucks you over half of the map because lel no damage falloff
>fucks you short range because lel stun and headshots

who thought this was a good idea?
>>
>>149314836
That's a shame, hopefully it's you're overall highest like in hearthstone. Otherwise people wont risk playing anymore because of deranking after a certain point
>>
>>149314905
And racist. It's everything you could ask for in perfection.
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>>149301190
Eternally doomed to see everyone she ever cared about
and everything she fought so hard to protect brutally
crushed by the relentless passing of time.
Ironic that the chrono accelerator, her most cherished gift
would become her greatest curse.
>>
>>149314905

>put barrier on teammate getting buttfucked
>spam right click
>press shift if anyone shoots at you
>skill
>>
>>149314639
There'd be zero sense in using the current one. So it's obviously the highest one. (But even then they probably have tiers, like in Hearthstone. So maybe, for example, ratings 45-55 give less points than ratings between 55 and 65, etc.)
>>
>>149314248
>tfw got all Zarya Legendaries, Epics, Highlight Intros & Victory Poses
I will never not be down with this badass mama I swear.
>>
>lose the game because 4 teammates were trying to shoot a Tracer instead of standing on the point

jesus christ why are there so many fucking RETARDS in this game?
>>
>>149314116
Zarya is fine the way she is, her setup rewards people who can mange her cool downs correctly. Either git gud at that or pic a different hero.
>>
>>149313906
>join game
>"defeat" pops up as soon as I get out of the loading screen

Is this counted as a loss in your stats?
>>
>>149308971
>Zarya/Junkrat/Lucio

>FatherxDaughter, Monster Rape, Chastity
>>
>>149315183
Your shitty MMR is putting them with you. You just don't realize how poor your own play is.
>>
>>149315330
Yes
>>
>>149315349

How to find MMR
>>
>>149315069

>Her most cherished gift

Its the time travel equivalent of a colostomy bag, Im pretty sure she isnt that fond of it.
>>
>5 dva 1 lucio
>constant shields and "NERF THIS"
>literally cannot be in sight of any of them

So how the fuck can we stop that? We had most people switch to Zarya, Winston, or Symmetra but it did fuck all. They just ulted if we ulted them.
>>
>>149315183
>our McCree standing on a balcony shooting a lone Tracer on the point, missing every shot while she casually takes it without opposition

You genuinely have to wonder what sort of thoughts go through the heads of some of these people. Do they sometimes forget to breathe? Are they actually mentally ill? We'll never know unfortunately.
>>
>>149315183
>Webm of reaper teleporting after a person in overtime when everyone else already abandoned the payload
>>
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>>149308971
Pharah

Watersports
Tfw no Overwatch watersports pictures
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lel
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>>149315426
Look at your teammates, that us your MMR.
>>
>>149314727
t. D.va main
Nerfing Zarya at this point would make new D.va broken. They probably buffed D.va knowing decent Zaryas would keep her in check.
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>drop from 61 to 55 because of a chain of LoL shitter infighting

I can get back up, but goddamn it, what a waste of time.
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When Ana throws down her nade, does it instantly heal 150 or does it heal overtime
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>>149315585

90% certain he's playing Genji.
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has the ranking system changed since the last update ? i'm not sure but it seems like its harder to rank up now
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>>149315453
>Blizzard balancing a hero who can continually fire and never needs to reload
How are you people surprised this shit happened? Anyone whose ever played a shitty Blizzard game before knows that they do not balance their game, they let classes/heroes take turns being OP.
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>>149314961
>people genuinely upset about being outplayed by skillshots

Oh boy, you guys crack me up
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>>149315585
What hero isn't easy?
Does he only play Zenyatta?
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>>149310151
>>149310151
>>149310151
>>149310151
Here's the GM meaty-bits for all who are interested.
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>>149314741
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>>149315662
He was playing Roadhog. He got mad when D.Va blocked his ult and then killed him after jumping out her mech.
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>>149315654
It heals 100 insta I think, and doubles healing recieved.
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>>149315069
>I <3 W

;_;
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>>149300357
>no Mercy nazi skin
life is suffering
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>>149315579
>Golden justice rains from above
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>>149308971
>tracer

>chubby/fat girls
kinda ironic considering she's probably the most fit of them all
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>>149315585
>Muh skill
Kek
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>>149315347
i like you ;)
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>>149315753
>He can't appreciate the classics!

I bet you don't even listen to Hasselhoff
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>>149314246
>disliking traps

for what purpose?
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>>149315971
Having shit taste. A-doi.
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>just got 300 comp coins
>don't know which weapon to buy

I'm thinking of buying Blackhardt golden axe, but at the same I don't really think I want it.

Will they add new stuff to buy with the comp points?
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>>149315971
because they have a mental illness and are attention seekers?
>>
>hook someone
>D.va flies in my fucking face and either knocks me away or stands in front with defense matrix
>every time because no one else is going to point

Even if it's quick play this shit pisses me off
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>>149315069
pls stop
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>>149315747
There are some real cancerous shits on that overwatch subreddit.

People legit think you should be banned for not playing meta, the fuck?
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>tfw 10,000 gold saved for the summer skins and they still aren't out
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Give me advice on how to be good
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>>149315867

>tracer
>more /fit/ than Zarya
>>
>Ask my friend if there is a free slot on his group
>"no"

F-fuck you too.
>>
Let's see who plays what

http://www.strawpoll.me/10812896
http://www.strawpoll.me/10812896
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>>149316062
trap here, can confirm
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>>149316054
>Will they add new stuff to buy with the comp points?

Probably, but there's no official word on it at the moment. It'd be season 2 at the earliest, so you got just under a month or so to wait.
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>>149315789
i dont get it
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>>149316165
how does that happen
i suck pretty bad but i'm 27 rank
wanna add me up
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>>149316279

Post boipusi
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>>149308971

>Tracer

> Lactation

Probably more fitting to have Mei or Mercy as favourite girl, but god damn - Tracer is the cute.
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>>149315828
Honestly, an image of Pharah peeing would make my dick explode
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>>149316173
meant fit more in the athletic sense, not muscle
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>>149316407
Disgusting tbqh
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>two symmetra a on offense

Fucking please I just want to practice Roadhog why does every match have to be a 4v6 with shit like this. It's hard to get practice when you're immediately murdered reaper the second you kill 2 people because he's got no one else to kill
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>>149316245
>no captcha
>poll just becomes "which waifu has the most dedicated autist"
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>>149316469
>not wanting to drink Pharah's golden nectar
Are you gay or something, anon?
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>>149316165
How the FUCK are you not banned for throwing?

I ranked from 58 to 43 and am banned for a week.
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>>149316165
having the normal amount of chromosomes would be a start
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>>149316370
Just because I dress like a girl doesn't mean I'm a slut
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Why do people call Ana a sniper? Lol....

She's a healer
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>>149315747

If this is the same autistic from before, you left out the part where you placed your portal off the side of the map to kill your teammates.

I reported two little shits today for this same behaviour amongst other things.
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>>149316165

>9

I guess there's a threshold at which you can no longer influence the team because they're so dreadful and can no longer escape.
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>>149316565
>cholera piss from that stank ass nile river pussy
no thanks
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>>149315453
D.Va's ult should kill her like it did originally. Hell, Junkrat's tire can kill him, why should D.Va be any different? And this is coming from somebody who fucking loves D.Va.
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>>149316565
Of course not.
Pharah is a pure qt dork who shouts superhero one-liners when she's in battle.
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>>149316616
Why not both
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>>149316401
i knoww
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>>149316673
>>149316720
You guys are missing out
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Wow I sure love the xp I get for enemy leavers bliz
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>>149310151
>TL_DR - Instalocking [arbitary hero] with no regards to your own or the enemy's team composition, gameplay situation, mode and map in competitive gets you eventually tempbanned
mind=blown
>all I would say over voice comms is that I have the right to play Symmetra. It is not against the terms of service or end user license agreement to play the hero of my choosing and I refuse to switch
he gives off a really strong "filming police officers while ranting about his rights in a high-pitched nasal voice"-vibe
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>>149316603
We asked for boipucci, not excuses.
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who wants to play a vido game with me
i'm comp rank 27 for reference
chalazae#1280
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>>149316864
Who cares? I just don't want overwatch to turn into league where you get banned if you don't go with the wishes of a 12 year old from brazil
>>
>Reinhardt doesn't have a super-jump ability like in the comics
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>>149316842
This is fixed, though.

Oh, i'm sorry, I meant this is fixed on my PS4. Sure is nice to see enemy leavers: it's just a free rank up these days.
>>
What are the "exclusive rewards" you can get in competitive?
>>
>Zenyatta in every game
>Roadhog currently unplayable
>Zarya's ult countered every fucking time

what did us tanks do to deserve this
>>
Where were you when they removed the 3 second limit on Lucio's wallride?
>>
>>149317097
golden pimp skins
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>>149317080
That's his ult, dog.
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>>149317129
We had a Tank meta. Now we have a Support meta. Next will be a Defense Hero meta, when Blizz buffs all of them to ridiculous heights because they don't get picked in tourneys.
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>>149317142
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>>149317097
Swimsuit skin of the hero of your choice.
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>>149317142
pounding off to zarya rule 34
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>>149317129
>Zarya ult countered
>The tank best equipped to fuck D.va up
Would shitters stop picking Zarya and doing fuck all that'd be great.
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>>149316864
Holy shit you just defined my entire comedy niche!

This is the exact same shit I do to kids on Garrys Mod servers and ranked CS:GO.
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>>149315069
>>149315431
Can tracer even die?
In Heroes of the Storm she has lines implying she went far further back in time than anyone thought, and in another line she says she has killed another version of herself at least once before.
She also has a line where she says she put peanut butter in Reinhardt's helmet, and it got stuck on his head, making Torbjorn burst into laughter.
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>>149317404
I mean, it gets countered everytime by Transcendence, assuming the Zenyatta isn't an idiot.
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>buy banana McCree in order to motivate myself to git gud
>can't even hit a fucking Pharah

Who /shitaim/ here?
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>>149317361
Where can I find quality Zarya porn?
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>>149317443
No clue m8, although after watching everyone pass I doubt she'd be able to continue on.
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>>149316864

>am I under arrest?
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>>149317097
Currency towards a golden weapon of your choice and an icon and spray for the season.
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>>149317252
yeah but i wish he could jump like 30 feet in the air
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>>149317008
the guy did it for 10 consecutive hours times the numbers of characters he played until he got the 1 week ban
that's a shitload of time spent fucking people over with his inane choices in competitive
he basically pushed the whole concept of getting people to report him to the absolute limit

as long as incidents like these don't turn up regularly there's no reason to believe a couple dozen reports from salty teammates will get you in trouble
>>
>>149317142
Fapping to Winston
>>
Would you guys say Ana is more suited to offense or defense?
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>>149317542
I don't know to be honest, there's some on https://rule34.paheal.net/
But there's not a whole lot out there, Zarya isn't a very popular target for porn because plebs want the millionth pharah an mercy drawing
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>>149314498
I'm all for content, but do you think ranked would have been fine (matchmaking wise) to be there on release?
>need level 25
>all the people who play tons rush to get there
>huge que time
>same few people play each other until casuals trickle in
And if they removed the level requirement people would play without even knowing all the hero abilities. I'm sure people still don't know the finer points of abilities, like where Junk tire spawns when he's knocked back.
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>>149317497
My bad was reading someone else talking about D.va, although my point kinda stands. If a floating monk is alive don't drop ult till he's dead.
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>>149317129
>hear Russian garbage
>four teammates ahead of me get sooked up
>not_today_faggots.avi
>unleash my inner sun and sanic towards them
>get sooked up and completely negate all the damage
>we go on to cap and win
Zen is the king now
>>
>>149317649
I know it's dickish but I still think that a GM should look at cased before any bans are given out. If this is the case and he did something deserving of a ban then fair enough, but it scares me to think that some shitter could get triggered at me playing soldier 76 on defence and I can't play for a week
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>Playing 76
>Mercy on me
>Put my heal down
>Symmetra alone does more damage than the Mercy heal + 76 heal

What the fuck is this?
>>
Ask the best Winston player in the world anything
>>
>when you're playing with your friend who just bought the game
>mfw raping the enemy team with bastion
>>
>>149300960
No, Talon's my miss and savior. Watch, Talon is going to be a chick and we're all gonna waifu the shit outta her. We thought it was just a name of some organization.
>>
Rate my loot
>>
>>149317847
Bro how the fuck do you not kill symmetra before she kills you as Soldier 76, especially with a mercy on your back
>>
>>149317720
What's so bad about that, though? Timing ultimates is a big thing.
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>try comp when it released, do my placement matches and lose 8 of them
>get a low rank and get discouraged, stop playing Overwatch for a while
>come back after Ana's patch
>a lot of the characters I liked now feel much better to play
>win 7 games in a row in comp and have gone up 5 ranks already
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>>149317873
This is when you need to start quitting or killing yourself. There's just no way to win.
>>
>>149317931
Luckier than me/10
>>
>>149317823
>Comparing one instance to a guy who instalocked across several games
Calm your tits he probably got banned cause he got reported by several people in several games back to back.
>>
>>149277030
thanks anon, just what I needed to lift my spirits up
>>
>>149317883
Talon is actually the alias of ganymede, who controls everything from behind the scenes
>>
>>149317847
You were unlucky enough to stand in the way of a boost Symmetra.
her damage increases the more she uses that fucking beam... So if you had a Mei and she placed a wall, she just fed Symmetra with steroids.
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>>149317594
Get an enemy Pharah to help you out.

>>149317710
Open beta and people still got into competitive knowing absolutely nothing.
Not to mention how level 25 means absolutely nothing because you can get there with less than two digits of hours into the game.
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>>149317847
When fully charged it does 120 damage per second. A stupid Roadhog can't live through his E with her gun. You gotta kill her quick.
>>
>>149317847
Doesn't Symmetra do something retarded like 200dps with a full charge?
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>>149317931
I'm jelly/10
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>>149318024
I know that's probably why he got banned, I just think it's stupid. I don't think bans should be handed out by angry 12 year olds
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>>149318037
No problem.
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>>149317823
>I know it's dickish but I still think that a GM should look at cased before any bans are given out.
seems like he got a couple of mutes before any kind of temporary ban happened
and we both know that he knew why the mute was issued
I'm absolutely not defending getting muted/banned over some random retard or five reporting you for playing like you play normally
but I refuse to base my expectations on the report-system on the experience report of a guy who admits to going "I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE SUCK IT FELLOW TEAMMATES!" for pretty much a straight hundred hours of gameplay

case in point:
I'm a really fucking flamer sometimes
has been my pet peeve ever since in online game
I have yet to get a single mute
and I totally should've gotten one by now, even if only 10% of the people I raged at reported me
>>
>>149318024

He got banned because he started trolling by putting teleported off the damn map.

He posted this boo hoo story a few days back with unedited responses and it's right their from the GMs mouth.

He clipped it out to make his case stronger.
>>
>>149317931
What are the emote and HL intro?
>>
>>149318191
Well I'm not judging the report system or anything, because he could be lying, but all I'm saying is that in the event that everything he's saying is true, I don't think that's a good system.
>>
>>149318295
>>149318295
>>149318295
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>>149318243
headbanging and my aim is true
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>>149317142
I still don't understand how to wallride with lucio I just end up dropping down once i hit the edge
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>>149318219
Ahh so he's subtly trying to do what that Mae guy did and drop in ranks.
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>>149318349
Very nice box, then.
>tfw just opened a box and got white white blue white
But on the other hand, a few weeks ago, I got 2 epics and 2 legendaries in 5 boxes, so I'm not gonna complain.
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>>149318178
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>>149310269
https://youtu.be/z8ZqFlw6hYg
>A lifeless object alive
>Betrayed by many

A song about a guy trapped in disembodied purgatory getting revenge? Sounds about right. Also it's 3edgy5me.
>>
>>149309818
Eh, try to be mainly support, but she wrecks Bastions and turrets very easily.
>>
>>149308803
It seems in the next major update voicelines found for new potg system could be neat
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>>149308971

Zarya
Prostate Orgasm / Milking
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>>149310041
>complaining about Trumposting
>on 4chan
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>>149320480
>Trump
gb2 reddit
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>>149308971
Hanzo

Anal/butts
>>
>>149308971
Winston

Cunnilingus
>>
>>149308971
WIDOWMAKER
ANAL
>>
>>149309520
4000/10.19
I don't know how it works but it do
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>>149320591
oh now I get you're just autistic well in that case I'll
just leave you be
>>
Why is it so fun to bully with Junkrat?

I just finished a match where I kept trapping and concussion bombing a Reinhardt
>>
>tfw playing with two hanzo deathweights

instalock hanzos are always completely useless
>>
Does anyone have a link to the /owg discord?

I just want to play with some fellow autists
>>
>>149309520
>>149309571
>>149309665
>>149311619

My dpi/sens is 800/20 and used to be 40 sens. how do you guys play with such low sens, am I reading this wrong?
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