/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /gwt/)

Bioware > CDPR

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early for Triss Jr.

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I'm going to name all the kids I have with Triss after Vesemir! Don't tell anybody that Vesemir IV is my favorite child!

>>149286556
>just pixels
You don't understand anything anon...

Reminder to kill yourself if you're a waifufag

Shani is perfection.

>>149286681
no!
Vesemir I has to be Ciri's first baby boy!

daily reminder that Ciri should be burned on a stake for bringing the Catriona plague to the world, killing millions

>>149286681
>having children with Triss
You lucky bastard

>>149286782
Fine. I'll make sure Triss aborts Vessy I through Vessy III!

>>149286740
Vivienne is the loveliest waifu!

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Reminder that Ciri killed to protect this love

Ciri x dying Sjkall
Trris x Menge
Yennifer x Skjalls corpse

O T P S
T
P
S

Edgy vampire final boss succ and it's hard.

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>>149286938
but was it rape?

>>149286958
>Edgy vampire final boss succ
ˇno it doesn't

>and it's hard.
no it isn't. you just gotta git gud nigger

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I want Triss to suffocate me with her muscular thighs.

>>149287185
kek. add some diarrhea to make this perfect.

>>149287145
You're wrong on both accounts

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>>149287185

>>149286946
Ciri x Papa's undying love
Geralt x a tattered Gwent deck and a bunch of phony IOUs that he can't possibly pay off
Yen x two dozen eclairs and a bottle of white wine
Triss x the multiple orgasms she gets from thinking about Geralt while Eskel eats her out
Lambert x Keira's magical horse penis

>>149287340
then how did i beat it on my first try on death march?

>>149287274
I was being serious, but if she wants to shit on my corpse afterwards, I'm fine with that.

/wtc/ was a mistake

>>149287578
I am not sure.

>>149287128
It was love.

So there I was, playing the game, having some fun.

Then I was suddenly staring at a black screen and my PC was off and had no power.

Sucks.

Best side waifus:

>Annarietta vs Priscilla
Annarietta
>Keira vs Shani
Shani
>Syanna vs Ves
Ves
>Madame Sasha vs Fringilla
Fringilla
>Cerys vs Rosa van Attre
Cerys
>Philippa vs Sile
Sile
>Tomira vs Vivienne
Tomira

>>149290395
Well you got the first two right anyways.

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Kek

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Noice

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There's a noblewoman following me around in the tourney grounds it must be hers,creepd out af lads

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Wew lad

Are there any Polishfriends around?
Why do sometimes people call me "Wiedzmin" and sometimes it sounds more like "Wiedzminie"?
What's the difference?

>>149289945
>tfw summer day so hot you can't even play without the pc overheating and shutting itself off.

feelsbadman

>>149286603
But Witchers are sterile!
Where did Triss Jr. come from?

What are the chances we get the physical Skellige deck? I have the other 4 already but I want all 5.

>>149292123
fanfiction and CDPR pandering to their new waifufag audience

>>149292241
>CDPR pandering

That doesn't look like it was made by anyone at CDPR though.

>>149292123
Some sorceresses can have children(Visenna) and Geralt can drink that experimental potion in TW2 which side effects include curing infertility. Triss Jr. wasn't exactly planned, she just happened, but she is a true blessing for Geralt and Triss.

>>149292440
The CDPR of today is very different from the CDPR of the past

>>149292620
fuck off and get shot dumb yuropoor

>>149292620
I agree, they are much better now.

>>149292179
They haven't really said anything about ever releasing the Skellige deck, the chances are probably pretty low unfortunately.

Unless they do something with the new Gwent game, who knows.

>>149287128
>Virgin girl about to be raped by a man
>"piss off, rapist male pig"
>"He doesn't know shit. Now, let me show you how a real woman rapes a 15-year-old girl"

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what the fuck are you doing geralt

I swear this game is buggier now than it was at launch

>>149294209
>The next morning, Ciri arose with the dawn. She carefully slipped out from under the fur, without waking Mistle, who was sleeping with parted lips and her forearm covering her eyes. She had goose flesh on her arm. Ciri tenderly covered the girl. After a moment’s hesitation, she leaned over and kissed Mistle gently on her close-cropped hair, which stuck up like a brush. She murmured in her sleep. Ciri wiped a tear from her cheek.
>She was no longer alone.
>The rest of the Rats were also asleep; one of them was snoring, another farted just as loudly. Iskra lay with her arm across Giselher’s chest, her luxuriant hair in disarray. The horses snorted and stamped, and a woodpecker drummed the trunk of a pine with a short series of blows.
>Ciri ran down to a stream. She spent a long time washing, trembling from the cold. She washed with violent movements of her shaking hands, trying to wash off what was no longer possible to wash off. Tears ran down her cheeks.
>Falka.
>The water foamed and soughed on the rocks, and flowed away into the distance; into the fog.
>Everything was flowing away into the distance. Into the fog.
>Everything.

;_;

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>>149294629
Considering their continued relationship, I think it was a combination of general fear of lonliness, a feeling of gratitude for having saved her from even MORE rapist, and just a deep psychological need for human contact after the ordeal in the Frying Pan. Also, it's not unheard of for people to fall in love with their rapists akin to Stockholm syndrome.

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Is there a better feeling in the entire game?

>>149295961
Listening to Triss get tortured and btfo by Geralt

>>149296043
desu that's pretty great too

>>149295961
I didn't really get any pleasure from dumping Yen, but I wasn't really sad either. It was just something that needed to be done and she provided a convenient excuse herself. Moments Triss and Geralt are spending together provide the best feeling for me.

>>149292532
Triss would lie about being infertile in order to trap a man. Also, I refuse to believe Geralt is the father until I see a paternity test.

>>149296703
>paternity test.

Well, Witchers are pretty handy with chemistry, can Geralt make one?

>>149296835
Yeah, but I need some White Gull and Lambert's DNA because I'm pretty sure he's the actual dad.

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>>149296703
Just look at her hair, and Triss would never cheat on Geralt anyway. She is completely obsessed with him, other men don't interest her in the slightest.

>>149297074
That's not how hair works!

How do I use the protective coating?

>>149291849
Not a Polefag, but I'm pretty certain that's due to some grammar rule or other (declension?).
Not every language is as simple as English.

>>149297074
Exactly. Triss used magic to make the kid's hair look less like Lambert's.

I'm not even a Trissfag but during that masquerade thing I chose not to kiss her, later on when you say that it was nothing, her face broke my heart.

>>149297359
Triss would never sleep with Lambert and she never did. Geralt is the only man in her life. Just be happy for their lovely family, Ciri has a little sister.

>>149297559
Look Lambert, I understand you don't want to be a dad but you need to admit you knocked up Triss and take responsibility.

>>149297346
Cool, that makes sense, thanks bruv
I would like to learn some Polish but I don't really have any use for it.

>>149297507
Triss' facial animations are amazing, I can read the emotions she has, it really made me fall for her.

>>149297663
I am not Lambert, I am Triss and Geralt's butler, my masters are having sex in their room as we speak, little Triss Jr. is playing with Ciri in the backyard and that gentleman Lambert, you keep mentioning, has never been here.

>>149297993
Yeah, pretty difficult and quite pointless if there's noone around to speak it with. Polish does seem to be especially hard as well (gave it a try once, didn't get very far).

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>>149298519
But Geralt does all those things to Triss and gets to cuddle with her afterwards, while Lambert gets ass fucked by his tranny wife Keira.

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>>149298819
>Lambert
>wife
>Keira

No. These two are never getting married. Ever.

>>149298819
Keira's a sorceress, the first thing she'd do would be to get rid of that.

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cant wait for gwent game

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>>149301606
Me too.

>>149301837
They should have just kept the current game version.

>>149301952
They had to re-balance it for multiplayer and I'm looking forward to seeing the new cards.

>>149302127
I'm sure there will be plenty of worthless cards though. I would have found it appropriate for them to keep her card as worthless as she is.

>it's the "wanted to do a quick W2 MQ run but ended up doing 90% of the side-quests anyway" episode

>>149302207
Triss is the best and she deserves an amazing card. New Yen card is worth 10 points btw, but both have another card that's worth 4.

>>149302415
Triss is worthless, just like her card in Witcher 3 Gwent.

>>149302817
I disagree, Triss was never worthless for my Geralt, she is his closest ally and the love of his life. Her card is kind of shit, but there is always room for her in my Gwent deck. Sometimes love is more important than stats.

Are there any quests in this game that are timed? Other than the obvious "follow this NPC" of course.
I'm level 20 and I still have a bunch of unfinished shit to do in Velen and Novigrad but I want to head over to Skellige already.

>>149303560
There are a few quests that can fail after a certain part of the story, but the game will let you know when that time comes and you still have a lot until you reach that point. A huge majority of quests aren't timed and can even be completed after you finish the main story.

You can go Skellige, no quests will fail because of it.

>>149304087
>, but the game will let you know when that time comes

Sometimes, and only if you started it to begin with.

>>149304391
It always popped up for me, but yeah, you have to start it, still you can easily return and do the quests, you are not committed at that point.

>>149304714
There's several points where it wont even warn you.

Like that witchers forge quest, to go kill the chort in the cave at kaer morhen, it just auto fails if you don't complete it before starting the battle for kaer morhen.

>>149305030
Youre thinking of Barengars Blade. It fails because it requires talking to Vesemir, who dies during the battle. The Witchers Forge is a level 30 quest and can be done whenever.

>>149307162
Yeah that one the one for berengars sword.

I was on it and just had to go kill the chort to finish but i started the battle and it auto failed, so I reloaded before starting the battle and ran off to go kill the chort got the blade and finished the quest, then went back and started the battle.

Was dumb.

>>149301606
I just got my Gwent decks in the post today, I am ready!

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Yen: Would you kindly stop staring at my daughter, thank you!

Ciri is the only thing that matters in the game

I want to sniff Cir'is vagina and ass

pls don't die

>>149298461
I've got a very rudimentary knowledge of polish from learning russian, and it's definitely a weird language. sounds cool though.

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>praying to my A.I. God

I reinstalled the first game and man I wish they had remade it in 2's engine or recently in 3's. Forgot how clunky it could be most of the time. Makes it hard to go back and replay.

>>149326068
it's interesting to see how Geralt's VA improved over the years though

He's really flat in the first game

>>149326559
I think it actually kind of helps the whole amnesia thing. If he didn't have past experiences maybe he wouldn't be as emotional.

>>149326559
Didn't even think of that, though I'm playing in Polish this time around just for something different. Although with the way it's randomly crashing from time to time I might just say fuck it and go replay 2 instead

>>149327407
Polish Geralt is best Geralt.

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>>149318127
mental disease

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Someone come up with a filename

>>149329164
Nah just shitposting

At least I hope it is

>>149329164
>not filtering out "waifu" "Triss" and "Shani"

>>149329491
hateing characters that much is the same cancer as having them as waifu

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>>149329491
>Shani

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I'M GOING TO EAT KEIRAS CUM!

>>149329712
It's nothing to do with the characters and everything to do with waifufags shitting up the thread like it was Elder Scrolls General or something.

>>149332085
then you wouldn't filter only these two. waifufags for yen and ciri post as frequent.

Im going to inhale Ciri's rectal fumes while Yennefer fingers my bum

So, I specced into Signs and even though I'm not even at the final tier yet, they pretty much trivialize the game, human enemies in particular become a joke.

What's a fun spec /wtc/? What did you roll with?

>>149332494
Except Yen and Ciri are actually important and relevant to any sort of story or major game discussion and aren't characters that can just be ignored safely.

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>>149333837
Not that guy but I'm pretty sure you are missing the point and replying with something that is irrelevant.

>>149333837
Fuck off to /mlp/ Trissfag

>>149333904
wrong

>>149333912
>>149329164

Alright, y'all need to calm the fuck down. There used to be tons of Ciri spam which luckily has calmed down since last year. There's also that faggot with his "I'm going to" which causes the most Yen related spam. So if you want to filter those two names you can do so but they're not really the biggest cause of spam.

However, Triss and Shani are the two characters that never bring about any discussion. Even if someone tries, it inevitably always devolves into shitposting, baiting and spam in general. So blacklisting Triss and Shani is a reasonable idea and a sign that you're not a delusional waifufag.

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>tfw you want to complete Chapter II but only got 5 dog tallow from loot

Steel for men, silver for his best friend and 100 gold Oren coins for me.

>>149334145
Just filter out the Trissfags until they die of whatever disease is going around their third-world shithole this week.

>>149334145
>There's also that faggot with his "I'm going to" which causes the most Yen related spam.
I wonder if he's the same faggot from Fallout general that goes on about how he's going to marry Cait.
Wouldn't put it past him.

>>149334797
At times like these I'm reminded that an Anonymous image board is a pretty shit place to actually discuss videogames
If we at least had poster IDs we could sort of mitigate this shit by filtering people that way.

>>149335381
Im the spammer. I did it in in /fog/ as well but with Piper.

>>149334663
First game?

Why do you even need dog tallow? I don't remember which potion needs it

Im going to suck the farts of Yennefer's asshole with a crazy straw.

>>149334663
That quest sucked, even though I managed to find all the tallow I needed without having to kill any doggos. Also that curious dog that follows you in the swamp and gets killed off by the archespores. Feels bad man.

>>149335475
First game and it's not for a potion, it's for the gravedigger in Vizima.

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Triss has a fat ass

Is there a mod that replaces every armor with the manticore (texture only)?

>>149336051
would have her sit on my face/10.

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I'M GOING TO WRAP MY MOUTH AROUND THE HEAD OF KEIRAS PENIS AND WORK THE SHAFT WITH MY HANDS!

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>>149337653
damn so nice. perfect for spooning before sleep.

>>149329176
i like my women how i like my ceiling fans

hanging from the ceiling

>>149337994
stop pretending being edgy Dudu.

>>149337445
NOT BEFORE I DRAIN HER BALLS

>>149339364
WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER! THIS IS THE POWER OF TEAMWORK AND FRIENDSHIP!

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Could somebody quickly explain Yennefer's relationship with Geralt to me? I've played Witcher 1, 2, and 3.

I tend to be a really forgetful person, so feel free to call me a forgetful retard, but I don't recall her being in Witcher 1 or 2 at all. The jist that I've kinda pieced together was that Geralt and her were lovers prior to Geralt losing his memory in Witcher 1 and that's why they're so close again in Witcher 3 after his memory has been fully restored. Am I wrong?

>>149344056
She wasn't in the first or second game, and they weren't really in love, they were rather bound by the djinn you meet when you do Yens quest.

>>149344056
She literally cuckolds him in the books. There's actually a bit where they come across eachother and she's with this other group of people and she gets up and goes off to fuck one of the guys from her group behind the bushes away from the campfire and everyone can hear them.

Geralt is a little beta bitch and they both know it.

>>149344056
They were together for like 20 years and lived happily ever after in the books after dying and getting transported to the isle of Avalon. In the games Geralt has amnesia and gets his full memories back at the end of TW2, at which point he drops everything and goes to look for Yennefer. In TW3 you can continue that relationship or drop her if you want.

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>>149344343
>That part where she fucks an elf in the next room from his and he has to listen to them

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Even cdpr knows that trissfags can't read so they don't bother with proofreading the shit they write

>>149344320
>and they weren't really in love, they were rather bound by the djinn you meet when you do Yens quest

Oldest meme of the continent.
The wish bounded their lifes, no mention of love.
CDPR added the love stuff to givea bit more of relevance to the romances

>>149344343
in what book was this?

>>149344779
>using subtitles

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>>149345117
>He hasn't read the books

>>149345216
>when he has but cant remember because he read them a while ago

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Who plays Geralt like a Jedi here?

Maintaining that "neutral good"-kinda alignment and conveniently using Axii mind tricks to avoid troublesome arguments and potential bloodshed whenever possible.

>>149334663
That one hurt... Deeply.

>>149345117
Probably the second (sword of destiny). But I don't remember honestly

>>149345293
I do it the other way roud actually.
I kill everyone and escalatr every argument till swords are drawn.

>>149346473
Realistically, there's no fucking way Geralt could've lived to old age if he went out of his way to pick fights with everybody.

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nth for shani's plushy

>>149346573
You're right but in the game its possible.
Its just satisfying to kill bandits witch hunters and other scum.

Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.

Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.

– Come over here – he barked at her.
– I won't. Your game of chance bores me.
– It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.

Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.

– Did you just call me a cunt?
– I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.

Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.

– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.

The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.

She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.

It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.

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reminder to sexualize the daughterfu

This thread is shit desu

>>149347021
yup

>>149346805
Wutz dis

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>>149348065
Cut content

>>149350948
Dumb spammer

>>149336051
Her ass truly is perfection.

>>149350948
Yen is so tiny

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>tfw even if it was real and they were all your "friends" theyd hate you and ignore you all the time anyway
>itd be just like real life where they just tolerate you and as soon as you leave they all start having fun
>all the sorceresses would make fun of you behind your back and youd be the only one that didnt fuck even one of them
>yen would be mean to you, not because she cares about you like with others, but because she genuinely just doesnt like you
>then youd just go away and stop having any contact with them because you realise they dont need you and you contribute nothing and none of them would ever even realise you left or try to find you
>then you get eaten by a drowner while crying to yourself by the bridge that leads into the town

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>ng plus
>triss asks me to dress up for the ''magical night''
>get a haircut and full shave
>use ornate robe from HoS
>too bad you didn;t dress like I wanted you to.
>mfw
The ornate robe looks pimp as fuck.

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>>149351461
>Keira dinner quest
>Get a haircut and full shave
>use ornate robe from HoS
>"But first let us get out of these damp rags"
>mfw

Fucking bitch

>>149351615
who the fuck is this

>>149351687
Olgierd is in B&w?

>>149351691
Reejizz

>>149351687
Annarietta is so cute, she has a gorgeous face.

>>149351763
Modelswap

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>>149351763
Yes

no,its a mod

B&W > TW2 > HoS > TW3 > TW1

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>>149351687
I don't know why either one of the ornate robes, including the one you steal and attend the party with Shani doesn't count as a formal wear. I used skellige shoes and pants, loose not too long hair changed from shaved with ponytail to make it seem like his hair grew a bit and got fully shaved. I looked fucking incredible.

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>>149352125
The one you steal does count as formal wear,dunno about the other one,the duchess even comments on your robe in BaW.

But Triss specifically asks you to wear a doublet to the party.

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bird girl best girl

>>149352345
>girl

>>149353078
Who's this semen demon

>>149353137
Coral

>>149353082
Play the fucking game

>>149353213
>you need to have played a game to talk about it
fuck off cunt

>new pc built and can finally play flawlessly with all ultra settings
Been waiting a year for this but I can finally start having fun.

I come to you for help /krw/. I never read the books but apparently yen cheats on gerald or so i keep hearing. Also apparently triss was fucking lambert is any of this true?

>>149354032
Your PC will get bricked because of patch 1.21 anyway

>>149354030
Well, things change, people move on...how many people in real life get a divorce even though they loved each other unconditionally once. Geralt found new love with Triss and I hope Yen also finds someone to love eventually.

>>149354303
The books are in the OP, you have no excuse for not reading them

>>149354407
Yeah I do. Almost everyone says they're garbage.

>>149354303
Yen slept with Istredd in the books, but it was a complicated situation. Triss never fucked Lambert.

>>149354446
They're better than the games unless you're American

>>149354580
>be yuro
>get shot
lmao fucking rekt

>>149351687
Annarietta would look good with Olgierd.

All women would look better with black men,disagree and you prove only you are a newfag cuck.

Are we now new era of /krw/?

>>149355349
/krw/ is dead

>>149355349
It's the prelude to merging with /dag/

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>Foltest fucked his sister
>Mary Louisa La Valette fucked her son

>>149355514
Won't that just result in half of posters getting angry at the other half and vice-versa?

>>149355525
Why are you bringing this up, Ciri? Are you thinking of lying with anyone in particular?

>>149355636
She is just trying to say that there is nothing wrong with her sleeping with papa.

>>149355614
Not with the new CDPR

>>149355704
Which papa?

>>149355769
Ciri only has one papa, you doofus

>>149355769
You know which one...a handsome black haired fellow, rules an empire, been a hedgehog once...

>>149354407
>Still no full official translations into English

>>149356003
Only the last book still needs an official English translation

>>149354926
I am disappoint,clone.

how wide does yen's asshole stretch?

>>149356160
Then stop impersonating me,fucklord.

>>149356161
3cm 11.5mm

>>149356161
Pretty wide. She can fit a whole wine bottle in it now.

please @god let this place die amen

>>149356203
Son of a Doppler bitch.

>>149345216
>>149345117
I assume he's referring to the meeting at Belleteyn (in "Something More"), after they broke up during "Shard of Ice".
She only plans to fuck this other dude, but lets him go and decides to bang Geralt instead. It's a good story, really, but the intricacies of said story seem to be lost to some.

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>>149355901
Well, he is pretty good looking

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>>149356305
>Wanting this place to die

B-but you're my only friends ;_;

>>149356483
No.

I'm talking about the bit where fucks some other guy and Geralt listens to it and gets an erection despite his anger because secretly he's a cuckold faggot.

>>149346473
So, Radovid rules the North in your ending then? Otherwise you're half-assing it.

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>>149356787
Anon, I...

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>>149355769
Only one person she's ever called papa, anon

>>149357047
She is ONLY there because papa, it's just a coincidence Geralt is also there, she would never visit him otherwise.

>>149356846
Don't remember.
Please specify.

All I remember is Istredd and that merchant during The last wish

>>149352292
Devs probably just missed it.
I quite like the formal Beauclair attire, Geralt looks like a tool in those ugly Nilfgaardian doublets (Skellige formal wear is fine imho).

>>149357191
read the books fagit

>>149353198
Skellige has the best women.

>>149356846
You know that explains why he has no interest in Triss. Triss is 100% devoted to him and would never cheat on him, and that actually turns Geralt off.

God, he probably gets a boner every time he hears Ciri call another man Papa. Being cucked out of your own daughter is the greatest cucking of all.

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>>149286458
>MASTER MIRROR CAST THE SPELL ON MARLENE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sniP_4qmMlg

mind = blown

>>149357627
Did you really need some literally who on YouTube to tell you that before you figured it out?

>>149357691
played blood and wine before hearts of stone, so i missed out on the connection entirely, lel

>>149357267
I have.
Must be during the short stories,cause she only fucks Geralt during the books.
She even says no to sexy Crach...

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>>149356787
Same, don't let it die!

>>149357765
She took his longboat before the books, though

>>149357765
I thought it was hilarious how both Yen and Triss turn down Crach's advances. He is no Geralt, that's for sure, but you can't blame the man for trying.

>>149357778
Socialize IRL, my wife!

>>149358083
You're not my husband! ;_;

>>149358470
Hey, you're not me! ;_;

>>149358669
Can't we both be you? ;_;

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>Get away from me you disgusting fat freak!
>Stop following me everywhere I go and NO I will never be your girlfriend so just piss off!
What did Ciri mean by this?

>>149358857
Lose weight, gain height and have sex

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>>149358935
So you're saying I've still got a chance?

>>149358857
She's just playing hard to get, don't give up.

>>149358997
Achieve two of the three, then you might

>>149358823
But I'm me! It couldn't work! ;_;

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I love Gaunter

>>149359183
Why not? You would still be you but I would also be you! :3

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>>149357149
>She's ONLY there because of papa, who's well aware that Geralt is in the area and ALLOWED her to visit him just to rub in the fact that he still has Geralt by the balls despite not being there in person
ftfy

>>149359358
Well gosh, if you really insist! Hi me! :3

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>Listen you slimy little creep, if you don't leave Ciri alone from now on I'll cut your cock off
I'm not sure what she meant by this.

>>149359943
She's being playful. You basically can't fuck up with Ciri now.

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>Is this the guy bothering Ciri that you wanted me to beat up?
>Yes.
>Alright. You're fucking dead kiddo!

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>>149360091
Geralt and Yen need to remember their restraining order. They no longer have any custody over Ciri.

>>149356846
Maybe you should write a fapfic if this gets you off instead of projecting on /wtc/

>>149359943
Why are you wasting time with her anyway, go talk to papa Emhyr.

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>You know Anon, Keira isn't the only sorceress with a dick...

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>>149359541
Hello me! :3

>>149356846
Never happens.
Read the books or btfo.

>>149360269
Novelty troll phallus still intact in Vengerberg?

Also:
>Maybe you should write a fapfic if this gets you off instead of projecting on /wtc/

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>Ciri travelled to our world and is posting ITT
I MUST FIND HER SO I CAN CUM!

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>>149360478
Everyone ITT is Ciri!

>>149357758
His tune even plays while Geralt recounts the story to BB. It's none too subtle...

>>149360564
>Maybe you should write a fapfic if this gets you off instead of projecting on /wtc/

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>>149360564
>tfw Ciri
:3

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>>149360686
>tfw

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are u cirial?

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>Cirispam has returned

why can't we romance ciri cdpr? WHYYYY?

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>>149360789
Yes

>>149360920
I would say because it's totally out of character and ruins the point of the series but now I have no idea since they've proven willing to allow that.

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>>149360789
310% Cirious

>>149356483
>It's a good story, really, but the intricacies of said story seem to be lost to some.
We can't talk about Shard of Ice or Something More because of dumb teenage Trissfags, sadly. A shame. Shard of Ice in particular has a ton of cool character study going on.

/wtc/ IS my fapfic

why is ciri's hair ashen, what's wrong with her?

>>149361282
Elven Genes.

No, really.

>>149358047
Meh, they fucked before.

Would be a good revenge for Geralt, plowing Cerys just cause he fucked Yen long ago. But that would be psycho tier too...

>>149361247
You have a fetish for spammy generals and waifufags?

>>149361478
>Would be a good revenge for Geralt, plowing Cerys just cause he fucked Yen long ago. But that would be psycho tier too...
Revenge on someone for your girlfriend fucking them while you were broken up in general is kinda psycho tbqh

>>149361485
No, it's just a really bizarre form of self-harm through mental torture

Ciri romance mod when?

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>>149361686
You come from a broken home, ja?

>>149361245
>We can't talk about Shard of Ice or Something More because of dumb teenage Trissfags
Why? What's stopping you? Is it because they'll attack your waifu and call her a cheating whore and you can't handle that?

>>149361635
>broken
He, maybe they did before meeting Geralt.

I was kidding, I can't sexualize Cerys nor Ciri.
>>149361282
Calanthe and Pavetta too.
All she got from her father were the nose and attitude

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>>149361885
I think this post speaks for itself tbqh

>>149361885
Cry me a river, Trissfag.
All waifufaggotry must die.

>>149361962
>He, maybe they did before meeting Geralt.
According to the game no but the timeline with Skellige is even weirder in the game than in the books. When exactly did Geralt become old friends with Crach?

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>>149362076
abloobloobloo

>>149361962
>All she got from her father were the nose and attitude

I'd say she takes more after Calanthe (or Pavetta, but we hardly get to know her at all).
Dat temper.

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>>149360147
>Geralt and Yen threaten to beat the sod out of some poor deluded fool who's fallen for Ciri
>Emhyr just decapitates him and moves onto more important matters
Truly based

>>149362057
I just don't get how someone liking Triss prevents you in any way from discuss anything witcher related. Does it hurt your feelings too much when people have different opinions, even when they are wrong? But personal attacks is all you can do anyway, can't say it surprises me. It's a sign of weakness, so I don't mind it.

Reminder that Sanic shills are all ChrisChan-tier

>>149362183
>poser porn
You're not helping your case, waifufag.

>>149361856
Very. My dad got my mom and grandmother killed and then tried to rape me, but luckily I managed to run away. Then I got adopted by a nice loving couple, but one day my stepdad cheated on my stepmom with some younger woman and left us for her. Now I'm considering going back to my biological father just to have the illusion of a wholesome family again, but deep in my mind I know it's wrong... So all I've left is coming up with these bizarre realities in my mind where people fall in love with and fight over fictional characters. Can you help me?

>>149362327
Sounds like you need a healthy dose of ketamine.

>>149299545
that's what you get for using a crossbow and breaking tradition.

>>149362250
It's like trying to have a conversation in a special ed classroom .Sure, you can in theory talk to the other adults in the room, but it's hard to ignore the morbidly obese kid in a diaper yelling "MAKE POO" over and over.

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hmm

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>>149362287
im not making a case

none of us waifufags are going anywhere and us posting waifus doesnt stop you posting whatever you want

there is not a finite supply of posts that is in danger of running

post whatever you want dumbass

>>149362441
except these are posts on an imageboard you can read or not read and not some retard with downs yelling in your ear

>>149362250
I think someone liking Triss is not the issue.
It's more about the quality of posts and posters around. If it's only shitposting, waifufags and people I'm-going-to smell Yen's farts, it feels weird talking about more serious stuff.
For what it's worth, I've talked about Shard of Ice as much as I'd ever care talking about it, so, carry on.

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>>149362327
>Can you help me?
Fisstech. Take three ounces twice a day.

>>149362441
So basically, yeah, you can't handle differing opinions and attack people personally.

>>149362512
It buries real posts. Not everyone wants to read the whole thread to get to the meat. Plus believe it or not, normal people are weirded out by proud, self-proclaimed waifufags.

>except these are posts on an imageboard you can read or not read and not some retard with downs yelling in your ear
>I am an adult that has to intensely concentrate to read
kek

>>149362421
>>149362620
Thank you both, I shall do so. Hopefully that will help me get rid of my dreams of papa...

>>149362165
No idea.
I thought they met during Pavetta's birthday, helping Sonic and all that. No other mention (?)
>>149362192
Yeah, but I think that in the last book they meet in Strygga Castle and everyone says that they look alike a lot, specially in the poses and attitude.
And that Ciri must be stupid for not seeing he is her father

>>149362621
"Muh waifu" isn't an opinion, waifufag.

Reminder that Andrew is anti-gun and included handguns in two sentences to prove why they are bad.

>>149362818
>I thought they met during Pavetta's birthday, helping Sonic and all that. No other mention (?)
yeah they met but I don't think they ever spoke.

>>149362893
Well he is European.

>>149362512
>there is not a finite supply of posts that is in danger of running
This, I don't get why some people are so upset with the posts they don't like. I have no problem ignoring the stuff that is of no interest to me, I just skim past it, no issue whatsoever.

>none of us waifufags are going anywhere and us posting waifus doesnt stop you posting whatever you want
And this, it's a public imageboard and we are all equally allowed to express ourselves.

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Can I sleep in your bed tonight, papa?

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>>149362932
>tfw /krw/ isn't European anymore

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Holy shit, I just started Blood and Wine as soon as I finished the main Quest. I'm poor as fuck and can't do jack shit, the fucking damage resistance on this archespores is mindboggling.
also,
does corvo bianco make money considering it's, idk, a vineyard and a olive garden or do I have to fund it 100% all the way?
also threadly reminder that rosa var attre is a cute, and her quest line would have been gr8

>>149362998
So stop bitching when people tell you your opinions are dumb and you should stop talking. We're all equally allowed to express ourselves.

>>149363046
It's still dead during American hours.

>>149363046
>>tfw /krw/ isn't European anymore
this is a chinese imageboard founded by a cuck.
what the fuck did you expect?

>>149363094
>does corvo bianco make money
No but the waifushack is useful for some high level upgrades to equipment and the new mutations.

>>149363035
Go back to your Gwent lessons

Does Emhyr plays Gwent privately?

>>149363115
Did CDPR hide subliminal messages in B&W or something then?

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>>149363208
>this is a chinese imageboard founded by a cuck.
/v/, /tv/, /co/, /b/, or /d/ pls

>>149363285
Waifufags can smell waifus like sharks smell blood.

>>149363115
I wasn't bitching, the person who said how they can't discuss stuff because of the waifufags was. I was just saying how it makes no sense to me. Feel free to call me and my opinions dumb, I even encourage it.

>>149363424
So everyone on their official forums are waifufags? Has it always been like this or was it contained in their "megathreads" before?

>>149362165
>When exactly did Geralt become old friends with Crach?

Never. Geralt has nothing to do with Skellige.

i would pay great sums of money to have a professionally written book about ciri's adventures in different worlds. a collection of short interconnecting stories. so kinda a bit like last wish.

Really, what were they thinking with Papa Emhyr?

>>149363573
Not all but most. Used to be constrained to the waifu megathreads but since they started giving in to their demands it's gotten worse.

>>149363676
>what were they thinking with Papa Emhyr?
Every choice is correct and the best! Emhyr is the best dad!

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VOTE

http://poal.me/te2y6i
http://poal.me/te2y6i
http://poal.me/te2y6i

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Papa? Why are you looking at me like that?

>>149363794
My Shepard romanced Ciri and would never give her to Emhyr

>>149363834
You have your mother's eyes

>>149362512
>im not making a case
>proceeds to make a case
>failing basic logic

'nuff said

>>149362818
>they meet in Strygga Castle and everyone says that they look alike a lot, specially in the poses and attitude.
Mhm, maybe it's one of those moments where you can see the hand that wileds the pen?
In my personal experience, that whole "you look like..." is very much linked to what people want to see (know one case where an adopted kid was repeatedly referred to as "looking so much like her mum").

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>>149363676
What's wrong with having that option? Even in the books he has a pretty compelling character arc for a supposed antagonist.

Personally, I really enjoyed the romance acknowledgment CDPR added in B&W, it's a proof they listen to their fans. The letter from your chosen one, taking a vow in her name, getting a visit from your her. Small references to them, like Geralt telling Regis how Triss helped him regain his memory or the talk with that barkeeper from Vengerberg about Yen...details like that always bring smile to my face and make me appreciate the things CDPR is doing.

quick /wtc/, recommend me a diverse fun ( no spin2win ) build that doesnt break the game and is also viable in death march ng+

>>149364246
>What's wrong with having that option?
Well ignoring all the other stuff that's been said about that ending over and over again... "Papa"? Really? She never even called Geralt that. You claim to have read the books, so it should be pretty self evident.

>>149363094
It's recommended to do HoS first.
Against the Archespores - use Superior Golden Oriole, goddammit! Most underrated healing potion ever.
As for money, fight bandits and become a wandering trader of swords.

>>149364321
>it's a proof they listen to their fans.
God help them

>>149364334
spin2win is obsolete, now it's about alchemy/ursine. So I dunno...some signy thing with wolf school gear? Or a novelty bomb build.

>>149364394
Even enhanced makes the Archespores pretty trivial.

>>149364387
>You claim to have read the books, so it should be pretty self evident.
Don't forget that CDPR writers read the books many times and still thought it was realistic to have Ciri call him papa.