/utg/ - Undertale General

First for gay shit.

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pet

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Second for lovely lady

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>>149285223
Nth for making cookies with smol tori

Can you knot?

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sans

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>>149285145
Caaaan do!

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this guy

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>>149285145
>gay shit

I got you fampai

>>149285421
can anyone translate this

>>149284971
I want this Frisk to trap Napstablook, Mad Dummy, and Mettaton in a containment unit. Then imprison them all more permanently at their home base.

Yes, I want him to pull those ghosts right out of the Mad Dummy, and Mettaton robot. Let them rot forever in some basement.

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>>149284596
Doesn't make sense. It's not like their phone isn't working. It's your phone is jammed with all the electrical things in CORE.

>>149285862
>electrical things

nah, just a specific force that shelters only papyrus

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>>149285223
I'm gonna kiss her

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>>149286046
do it

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>>149285836
They are just luring him into a false sense of security.

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>>149286119
Status: smooched

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nice

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>>149285862
>annoying dog
THAT PERNICIOUS PUP MUST PAY THE PIPER FOR PURLOINING PRICELESS VALUABLES.

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1v1 me noscopes only scrub

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>>149286846
Display your pelvis

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>>149287107

>>149287237
DELET

Please wake up, it's getting late you can't sleep all day.

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>>149287237

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>>149287237
Post more.
Touch your coccyx

>>149287237
So boy skeletons are tighter than girl skeletons?

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>>149286926
They were pretty funny when they were first coming out, because at the time you would actually see a lot of unironic cheesy as sin montages with the same formulaic effects. But the parody really lost it's value when it became this meta thing, forgetting what it was making fun of in the first place and becoming so over blown and formulaic that it mirrored the subject material. I just about cringe now when I see new ones produced in [current year]. No offense, wasn't going on a diatribe about you.

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>>149284971
PANIC

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>>149287664
Friendly reminder that Happstablook is purely fandom speculation and there are no concrete explanations or character designs.

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>>149287528
Yes, you can.

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>>149285836
I'm pretty sure They'd let Napsta and Mettaton just hang around like Slimer as long as they don't go around killing everyone.

>>149287237
Thanks for the information about the pubic arch

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>>149287846
No one would deny that.

The pink ghost is just very cute.

>>149287846
Yeah, I know. I just like the idea.

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>>149287846
Paps have something to tell you.

>>149287846
Doesn't matter. His personality is canon enough with the diaries and what others say in the game. That's just a cute design that's stuck and it's not harmful to the character in any way. I mean if there's no canon character design then it might as well be a cute pink ghost with some ghost haircut.

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>>149288047
>>149288081

Oh okay well more power to you guys then

>>149284971
I hope this thread is based off of the good Ghostbusters, and not the """Remake""" that was shat out.

>>149288335
Does it really matter

>>149288335
I just saw the remake actually.

It was ok

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>>149287878
Stop right there criminal scum! You've violated the law!

It's illegal to post such cute gotes when I have such a bad case of the hugz. I'm confiscating your cute gotes. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail!

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>>149288335
Don't be mysogynist anon. If you don't like the new Ghostbusters then you're a racist, sexist, boring pig who doesn't understand quality cinema. I mean, come on!!! Critics said it was good!

Your opinion is invalid

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>>149288594
maybe you are the real criminal here

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>>149288703
Don't question my authority anon! Now put the gotes in the bag nice and slow and nobody gets hurt.

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>>149288594
Ha, no way!

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The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

>>149285524
Sure, it is not always possible, but I try. Both insults and compliments, just like opinions, are always from others' point of view and not necessarily equivalent to reality. I of course allow people to say nice things about me, and they do sometimes affect the way I act, but it's not something I always strive for in what I do because they are not always correct. I know myself best.
I don't want people telling me I'm a good person when I'm not. If I held that in high regard, I won't ever improve as a person. If I receive a compliment, I want to make sure for myself I deserve it first.

>>149288882
Blah, blah, demon, whatever.

>>149288490
Yes. It was shit.
>>149288586
I didn't enjoy it.
>>149288685
Nice joke. But unfortunately, we have people in this world who actually react like this.

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>>149288789
no way
this is the end for me
adios

>>149287846
>>149288192
While this is pitting headcanon against headcanon, maybe all ghosts look exactly the same? This could be part of the reason why they want a unique physical body.

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>>149289028
DO IT FAGGOT

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we postin guns?

>>149288685
Can you PLEASE go back to your containment board?

>>149288931
anon-kun please take your misogyny elsehwhere you are literally raping me with your patriarchy and i'm cryin g rn

I wonder if shotagotes cummies taste like cinnamon.

>>149287638
This, why the fuck can no one let go of overused jokes and memes in general, even when they're often not funny in the first place?

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>>149288882
Admirable but foolish. People are poor judges of themselves most of the time. What I mean by this is that people might compliment you because you really deserve it but you'll convince yourself that you need more time to process it or to make sure about it and you'll just be left with nothing instead of taking the compliments for what they are.

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>>149289112
not today robot
not today

>>149289181
>>149288685
>>149288335
>>149288931
FUCK OFF
F
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K

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F
F

>>>/tv/

>>149289305
you're fired

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>>149289084
Yeah, while I love the little pink ghost with the ghost hair, I do recognize that canonly most likely Hapstablook looked exactly like Napstablook.
One thing that bugs me in Undertale is that we never see any of the other ghosts at all (in their ghost forms), so we have no idea how diverse their species is. We only have Napstablook to go off of, and they have no interest in standing out.

>>149289084
Could be. It's just a nice way to differentiate Hapsta from Napsta with making the former a pink cute ghost. I mean it's not like it looks that different so it's still understandable why he'd want a body.

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>>149289429
finally

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>>149289028
Unexpected. I'll just take the gotes and back away slowly if it's all the same to you.

>>149289439
Four ghosts? I thought there were five. Was the dummy ghost at Undyne's the one you scared earlier in the ruins?

>>149289534
no job
no education
no boyfriend

Anyone got that "you gotta try harder than that" gif?

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>>149287237

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>>149289729
aaaaaaaaaa
>>149289741
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>149288924
Blah, blah, please don't perform an exorcism, whatever.
>>149289119
That's a nice rare spider. Now hand over the rest of them.
>>149289280
One can never be too sure, but I guess you have a point. As I said, I do allow it when people say nice things about me, and they often make me feel better because they usually mean I am at least likable from that person's point of view. I just don't treat them as FACT, that's all.

>>149289735
Dummy at Undyne's is Mad Dummy.

Hey, /utg/. How have you been?

I've been working a lot of overtime lately (preparing for audit, it stinks) so I decided to unwind by starting yet another fic even though most of the fanbase has pretty much packed up and moved on by now. It's sort of an alternate scenario to One by One, post-Pacifist, with focus on Chara (because I already did Asriel and Asgore, so I might as well finish the hat trick). Won't be complete for another couple of weeks or so, but there's enough to it at this point to be worth posting here, I think.

It's low-stakes and rambly and I'm sure the basic idea has been done a hundred times, but anyone who's still interested in my stuff almost a year out can feel free to give it a look here:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7413970/chapters/16840510

>>149288882
Sabotaging the baby spider's swing so when she goes to have a good time she falls on her butt and cries!

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I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

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>>149289989
Don't worry, Burgercat's gonna be big and successful.

>>149289735
It was Mad Dummy. If you kill them on the Genocide route, there's no dummy in front of Undyne's house. And if you spare it as Glad Dummy, the dummy in front of Undyne's house is still the Glad Dummy and they thank you.

>>149290290
Oh hey, another writefag is back.

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>>149290405
i just want him to be with the blue bunny

>>149290290
Who are you?

>>149290290
Awful, all our writefags are fucking dead and this thread is like 90% shitposting now. Thank the fucking lord you're at least temporarily alive again.

I don't normally like Chara stuff but I didn't normally like Asgore stuff either until I read your other fic. So I'll give it a shot.

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>>149290127
I don't know what's rare and what ain't.

>>149290323
Why wouldn't she just swing from her butt silk?

>>149290504
Well, go ahead then.

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>>149290127
Blah, blah, exorcism in progress.

>>149290405
No, he won't.

>>149290617
Usually, at least in threads I visit, people mean rare to mean something new. That, or something obscure that's 'rare'ly posted.

>>149290326
But what if he's so loose by the time you get to him that it doesn't even feel like you're fucking him at all?

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i'm here now
>>149290290
Awesome, I liked One by One and Day by Day a lot

>>149285475
>>149285387
I love them

>>149290782
Yeah he will, infinite success, remember?

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>>149290504
get one

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Bow chicka honk-honk

>>149290405
My favorite headcanon is still Mettaton being hard on Burgerpants because he secretly wants him to be successful like he is one day.

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>>149290862
I get that, I meant that I don't know what's been posted here already. Especially when it comes to spiders.

>>149290323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXE9WzdLFJ0&feature=youtu.be&t=2m49s
2:49 and 5:42
Using magic to heal the spider's butt!
Repairing the swing!
Placing cushions underneath the swing!
>>149290617
Pretty much anything you might have saved from the last month or so.
>>149290782
Blah, blah, PAIN.

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>>149291367
honka hubba hubba

>>149291423
I want to fuck that spider.

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REAL
MKID
HOURS

>>149291543
I need to make an edit sometime of this Toriel replacing the guy from the Brawny paper towels

>>149291607
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnKZ2w9VUAAEXO2.jpg:orig

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>>149291737
Okay!

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>>149291417
"THE REAL WORLD WON'T BE AS KIND TO YOU AS I AM, DARLING"
That's an interesting thought.

>>149291840
oh god yes, please

>>149291858
Start drinking.

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>>149291367
>>149291543
I have feeling she'd mess up those sayings in little ways
I wouldn't correct her though, its all part of her cute, slightly out of touch charm

>>149291963
Toriel is made of twisted steel and sex appeal. If that shit don't sell you on some paper towels, nothing will.

I'll do something with it after work or tomorrow.

>>149292216
I wouldn't either. It would just be too damn cute
>>149292236
Yhea, yhea she is. I eagerly await the edit

>>149291447
You really wanna touch that prepubescent spiderbutt, huh

>>149292487
No. Magic. No contact required.

>>149291853
Gross. Kinda hot though.
But mostly gross.

>>149291417
I don't quite see how that would work. I get it if he's kind of tsundere to Burg and doesn't want him to go because he actually likes teasing Burg or something.

>>149291607
Understandable but please abstain from doing so in this thread.

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>>149291447
Eh, don't wanna flood the thread with spiders, have one for the road.

>>149292825
Agreed.
Much appreciated.

>>149290326
Long time no see goatfucker. How have you been?

>>149292657
You don't even have to pull down her pants while she lies down on the bed or apply lotion or a band-aid or anything?

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I want to smell his musk and drink his cum

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>>149292216
>Toriel hitting you up with medieval era dirty talk

"You seem beset by the dragon in your loins, shall I quench it's fire?"

>>149293049
Nope. Just say the magic words. A quick "please and thank you" and she's all set for more swing fun times.

>>149291915
It's probably the only one that I like, even if it is out of character. I'll still prefer the way things go between them in the game though.

>>149292680
Basically it's the strict mentor mentality idea that I like of it. Nothing much to it other than that.
Thanks for the double (You)s too.

>>149292669
>he doesn't want to be held captive and treated like cattle by the spider
>he doesn't want to hear her giggle and comment on the flavor of his cum
>he doesn't want her to experiment with him, changing his diet and taste testing his semen until she finds the best result
>he doesn't want to watch her use his ejaculate as a special ingredient in her recipes and sell the goods to unsuspecting monsters
>he doesn't want half the underground to taste his seed

>>149293082
Golly anon that's pretty lewd

>>149292034
Thank god, an excuse to drink.

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>>149291293
already have that one, damn it
thanks anyway, anon, you're awesome

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>tfw i'm the only one who still loves this dad left

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>>149293210
I was thinking more "mom" out of touch, but that works too

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>>149294339
I'm here just lurk now till something interesting happens. Keeping a eye on whats happening in Germany.

Which artist draws your favorite the best, in your opinion?

>>149294349
Best option: both

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>>149294568
>Keeping a eye on whats happening in Germany.
>look it up and another shooting
god damn it world, stay safe fellow dadlover

>>149294671
pumpkin

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>>149294671
haide_kon

>>149294671
None. They are all wonderful!

>>149294671
me

>>149294986
this desu

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>>149294671
crybleat

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>>149295150
Seconded.

>>149294671
Frick

>>149295258
no

you stop that

>>149295258
fuck off Frick

>>149295290
>implying frick likes his own shit

>>149295274
>>149295290
Wow, rued

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>>149294671

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>>149294671
>artist that draws the best rendition of your favorite does nothing but weird fetish porn

>>149295512
fuck off mspg

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>>149294671
Kintanga.
Second best is Cry.

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>>149295560
IT WAS JAPES ANON
IT WAS ALL JAPES

>>149294671
pumpkin

>>149294671
pumpkin

I hate pumpkin

>>149295258
no seriously i dont have anything even remotely reminiscent of a consistent style how can you like it

>>149296046
Ow, the edge.

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>>149294671

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>>149296046
I'm not a huge fan but I don't think I hate any contentfag

someone post something to piss me off / make me sad so I can justify leaving and going back to bed

>>149296107
Love at first sight

When should I ascend in Cookie Clicker?

>>149296337
Papyrus' scarf is orange.

>>149296337
nothing you create will ever gain as much love or earn you as much money as Sans AU Comic #280

>>149296545
not even a flicker of emotion
>>149296573
I accepted that shit will always win years ago

>>149296642
your favorite is holding hands with me

>>149296337
I hate your face, you smell really bad, and I think you're dumb.

>>149296337
dadfags are full of immature, autistic assholes who get deeply upset at anything said against asgore, and take personal offense at it

momfags have an oedipus complex, and are retards who probably want to fuck their own mothers

botfags are nothing but shitposting retards who try to be witty, but actually just come across as shallow and boring

muffetfags are 'niceposting' bitches who need to vacate to /soc/

everyone other fag type is garbage that's litearlly not even worth time spent typing on

good enough for you?

>>149296871
ouch
not him, but that really hurts

>>149296871
>momfags have an oedipus complex, and are retards who probably want to fuck their own mothers
Isn't that redundant?

>>149296871
all of that is true

Like, if you deny any of this you are just delusional or lying. However you forgot Asriel and Charafags

>>149296693
He would never do that
>>149296792
okay
>>149296871
I'm use to people shitting on me

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>updated my phone about a month ago
>update made it so i couldn't exchange files from my computer to my phone
>tried everything i could think of except for a factory reset
>gave up
>eventually try the reset
>doesnt fucking work
>dont even have my music or undertale pics anymore
>only way to get it back is to upload it to mega and download it again
JUST
dont suppose anyone here actually knows how to fix it

>>149297052
>However you forgot Asriel and Charafags
>everyone other fag type is garbage that's litearlly not even worth time spent typing on

>>149297147
No, they are garbage but it's worth the time to put them down

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Reminder that Charrator is canon.

http://determinators.tumblr.com/post/143284030397/greetings-uh-so-ive-been-working-on-this

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>>149296337

>>149297072
Yes he would
He is a handholding slut

>>149297197
Just because something is cute doesn't mean it's canon.

>>149297314
No he's not, hes been hurt before and would never just hold hands with any random anon on the street.

Please stop lying

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>>149297197

>>149297052
>implying it wasn't an Asrielfag who wrote it

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>>149297095
I never heard of an issue like that before. I mean, I've had problems where my computer wouldn't recognize my phone because of a crappy USB cable, but nothing like that.

>>149297403
That's how he is trying to heal. It's a misguided attempt but I take advantage of it.
We hold hands every day, whenever I want it. He never denies me.

>>149297412
Yes.

>>149297072
one day

no one will be left to give you (You)s

>>149297484
it charges just fine, but now it pretends the internal storage doesnt exist anymore
i swear if the way around this is just to get an sd card i'll rip my hair out

>>149297395
its 4pm why would i be out right now?

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Gimme things to doodley

>>149294671
Me

But pumpkin a good second best.

>>149297759
Me molesting all the anons

>>149297524
He would have told me if he was holding another persons hands. We have a thing called trust which I don't think you understand anon. That's how I know you're lying to me.
>>149297595
>implying that's not a good thing

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>>149297597
Do you have an alternate cable you can try? Does your phone have another method of transferring?

>>149297759
how about some old memes, like muscleanon or dt-kun

>>149297809
He doesn't actually trust you

>>149297924
it's sad enough we're clinging to such a short game, don't cling to the even more worthless and pointless dead memes

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>>149297801

Well nothing you guys posted made me mad or sad but i'm still going to go back to sleep anyways.
Try to stay alive while i'm gone.

>>149297928
nah

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sans

>>149297834
Just this cable i've had since i got the thing and i'm not aware of any other methods
its a galaxy s5. the update that fucked everything up was named "marshmallow"

>>149298034
they have been more entertaining than you certainly, so ill cling to whatever the fuck i want

>>149298216
He doesn't

He doesn't trust anyone, but he is easy to take advantage of

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>>149298219
>dr sans

>>149298107
You captured my face perfectly

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>>149294671
Caribun still draws my favourite goats

Crybleat is a close second

>>149297095
If you have a laptop, try using Bluetooth.

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So what are the fanon things that piss you off the most /utg/?

>>149296871
So are dadfags, momfags, botfags and muffetfags not garbage or are they also garbage but of a different worse sort?

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>>149298463
CANON SANS, AND HIS 'BLACK SOUL MODE'.

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>>149298463
what about dr sans

>so much Crybleat love

And he still acts like a whiny little bitch.

>>149298592
Fontcest shit, pairing up characters in which it makes no sense, skelebros being 8ft and 12ft tall.

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>>149296871
So what you're saying is that Asrielfags are the greatest and least-cancerous form of posters in /utg/?

>>149298608
They're garbage that is worth spending time on.

>>149298761
don't bully crybleat you fucking cockstain

>>149298706
I don't like it when people draw him wearing his in-game clothes under the lab coat

>>149296871
What about sanfags and the lesser weaker papfags?

>>149298813
I wonder if its better to be worth spending time on or worse

>>149298592
Stupid pairings and fetishes.

>>149298592
not pardoposting

>>149298873
dead

>>149298818
Make me bitchboy.

>>149298761
it's attention seeking

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>>149297197
>Charrator
>canon

No. But it's probably true. Why else would the narrator not know what a water sausage is but know the name of every single special attack Asriel has, including their upgraded versions?

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>>149298236
Well I don't own a Galaxy, so I'm unfamiliar with those update names. Sounds kinda suspicious to me.

Anyway, how long ago did you get it? Could be you just have an old cable. I have one myself that used to charge fine but wouldn't work whenever I tried to use it to connect my phone to my computer.

>>149298985
maybe you and i should settle it right here on the ring if you think you're that tough

>>149298956
Papfag here, can confirm! Rattle rattle

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>>149298824
he's just too lazy to actually change clothes

>>149299215
got it with my phone about a year ago

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Hey anon, ready for our date?

>>149298592
Charrator, any pairings that involve Sans and Papyrus, any AUs whose only focus is Sans and Papyrus, any AUs really, and the cringy fans.

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>>149299237
the dead can't talk, you clickity clackity waste of calcium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiASDsHSqt4

I'm back, everyone! And yes, I had a very nice vacation.

>>149298592
any dindu nonsense

i say that as someone who actually thinks charrator is likely, but all the dindu shit that tumblr constantly attaches to it is dumb as shit and completely misses the point of what little character chara has

also papyrus having an orange eye

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>>149299514
SURE

>>149298592

the theory that sans somehow killed the six fallen humans always bugged me

also the fans who militantly insist frisk and chara are genderfluid or nonbinary or afab or whatever the fuck they're calling it this week

>>149299514
Oh my fucking GOD SANS so HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!! Need 2 CUM REIGHT NOW DADADYE OH OH OH OH OH OH OH PH OH OH

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>>149299508
Then yeah, you "might" need a new one. I highly recommend you try to see if you can find or borrow an alternate cable first to see if it just yours because the last thing I want you to do is to go out and spend your money for nothing if that wasn't the issue.

>>149299743
oh, hey
nice to see you're back

>>149299743
welcome back to hell

>>149299728
does this turn people on or something

>>149300127
if you have to ask the answer is yes

>>149300127
everything turns someone on

everything

>>149298592
People thinking papyrus is a 1-joke idiot who only cares about pasta.

>>149300258
I can think of one thing that will never ever turn someone on.
Me.

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>>149298463
S C I E N C E
A
N
S

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>>149299530
>any AUs whose only focus is Sans and Papyrus
Are there really AUs that only focus on Sans and Papyrus? Just the two of them having fun wacky adventures? Because the AUs I know about put the spotlight on Sans and Papyrus but also have a grimdark plot because Frisk/Chara/Gaster is involved.

>>149300258
Anon, please, your post is too lewd. I can only fap so much in one day.

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>>149300271
>people who treat papyrus like a retarded child who only cares about pasta while sans is the second coming of christ and knows absolutely everything and is the strongest monster

>>149298592
Papyrus having a pathological hatred of puns. He probably makes more puns in the game than Sans does.

>>149299728
This channel is pure madness. No one can do this ironically for so long, right ?

>>149300424
I don't think so, and honestly there isn't even much focus on Papyrus, he's usually there as a retard for his brother to take care of or as a dusty scarf

>>149300465
Undyne is definitely strongest monster to me. At least the strongest we see in-game.

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>>149300465
I love it when Sans sees somebody doing something he doesn't like and his eye glows and he says "heh kiddo... you gonna fucking have bad time...." and then throws them around with his powers like they're nothing until they agree that he knows best and is #1

>>149300619
>Undyne is the strongest
>not the final boss of the hardest route
wew

>all these butthurt goatfags getting mad that Sans is a better and more likable character then Toriel, Asgore or Asriel

>>149300773
Being the final boss doesn't mean you're the strongest, Anon.

>>149298592
sifting through all the incest, rape, au garbage, etc. doesn't really piss me off but it's annoying and not worth it more often than not

people who can't take jokes

>>149300271
>>149300465
this too is annoying

or when he just shows up to turn into a dusty scarf

>>149300619
Eh no, she is just most willing to hurt you on genocide.

>>149299665
I'm not like most dead. I have a wheel and me treasure to take.

>>149296871
I'm aware that I'm a shitposting retard but what else do I have left to do?

>>149300668
I love it when sasn is hot and sexy and fuck Frisk in the big titties and pussy mm mmm m mmm m m

>>149296871
Why does bait like this get so many responses? Especially when the poster seemed to specifically mark it as bait with the spoiler.

>>149296871
I don't think i'm an asshole...

>>149301052
people need those (You)s
do you want them to starve?

>>149301052
Because believe it or not, there are some people that are actually THAT stupid.

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>>149300802

>>149301052
Nobody is actually getting mad / triggered / whatever and we're all just having a laugh at it. Its okay to be self-aware enough to know that a lot of it is at least somewhat true.

t.dadfag who finds it funny

>>149300910
Take what 'ye will but don't
RATTLE ME BONES

>>149301052
Because most people find it funny and don't shit their pants in rage over it.

>>149300507
>I'm smiling and I hate it.
Yeah, you're right. Still, he hates them because his brother just won't stop. It's always pun o'clock to sans.

>>149298592
>>149300668
Fuck the glowing eye bullshit. Sans doesn't have his eye glow every single time something remotely bad happens. It's the face of a skeleton about to kill somebody. And fuck any fanart with Papyrus having a glowing orange eye on the other side of his face. Papyrus is already almost as strong as Undyne in canon, he doesn't need anime brother bullshit shoehorned in.

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>>149300507
>artist depicts Papyrus as angry and receives a bunch of messages about how he'd never, ever be anything but happy and polite at all times
>artist depicts Papyrus telling jokes and puns and gets a ton of messages saying it's out of character
>artist depicts Papyrus pulling a prank and tricking somebody, gets messages saying Papyrus is too innocent and simple minded to manipulate anyone like that

>>149301506
So what you're saying is that no sane artist should ever draw Papyrus?

>>149301232
Stay mad that people don't like the boring 'sad' characters as much as the fun interesting ones

>>149301462
Sans doesn't actually make that many puns,
He makes jokes in general and prefers a wide range of other comedy

>>149301569
No one sane would still be drawing Undertale fanart at this point, really.

>>149301769
this, literally

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>>149301694
Sans go home

>>149298592
Asgore not being in group photos if that counts, if not then anytime I first see a picture with Asgore and Toriel in the same shot with dialog I expect it to be annoying and to make me dislike Toriel more.

>>149301506
>Papyrus pulling a prank

I can't see this happening unless it was a hamfisted attempt to get back at sans. He's very self-conscious about his reputation.

where is the artwork of sans getting so angry that the anime fire in his eye shoots out both his eye sockets, causes the top of his skull to explode, and engulfs his whole body like a super saiyan powering up

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282nd proudly showing off for my fulfilled request
thanks, drawfag

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>>149302341
Is it this one?

>>149302558
What am I looking at?

>>149302012
Don't be salty. You remind me of toxic sorielfags.

>>149302604
really edgy nass

>>149302604
The closest thing I could find to that description.

>>149302619
How am I being salty?

>>149302017
I can see him maybe attempting a really lame one on Undyne and immediately apologizing for it, ruining any potential humor

or using one to try and dupe Sans into doing chores

think Spongebob-tier

>>149302558
it's so close, get rid of the gaster blaster head

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Anyone a clue why Sans is so fucking popular? I mean I kinda like him, too.. but the fandom seems to be literally just Sans and he isn't even like the game-sans. Why? I get that the genocide ending does make him more special, but why do they have to change him so much?

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>>149303291
Because women don't play the game

Also does anyone have one of these for mettaton?

>>149302759
>expect it to make me dislike Toriel more
that's how

>>149303291
I liked him because it was interesting to see the weakest monster pull off some shit that he does in Genocide. I assume that that's why people like him as well, but there are a lot of people who take it WAY further than it goes. Sadly these fans are the loudest and numerous.

>>149302558
I can barely tell what's going on in this picture.

whud's da best undeteil anun???

>>149303291
people see genocide run sans and create cool fanart and stories about it

people see/read that stuff and create fanart/fanfics of it without actually playing the game

people see THOSE things and create fanart/fanfics of it, repeat forever

>>149304192
Under(her)tail

>>149304158
It's what epic Undetale determination Sans would look like seconds before he comfortably and most pleasurably seduces in your soul to be swallowed by him in a slimy ecto-glob that makes a lot of sound as it passes down his well lubricated ecto-gullet that you've always dreamed of experiencing in your dreams/your short life.

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I enjoy Chara. I am glad that /utg/ exists so we can all communicate, even if we may have our disagreements. And I'm glad we are here, posting today.
Why did I say that?
I suppose we forget the scope of the world around us at times. I just wanted to put it all into perspective for myself, and maybe you too.

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>>149303291
Sans gets the most screentime out of the entire cast. He's always around to tell a joke or two, but while he's really friendly most of the time he's also a bit threatening on both of his dates. He's mysterious, and the game hints he's more powerful and capable than he lets on.

As for why Sans is so much different in fanart, it's what happens when people exaggerate what they like about a character to ridiculous extremes. Like >>149300271 with Papyrus.

I like sans because he reminds me of myself - intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>149304445
I can barely tell what's going on in this post.

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Through a series of unfortunate and ridiculously contrived events, you, your favourite, and the last videogame character you played as (not including frisk) have been roped into a competitive cooking show ala the Iron Chef, offering money that you desperately need

You have to try and win, while also making sure that everyone carries their weight.

What happens?

>>149304459
Well thanks for the update, faggot

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>>149303884
Shes my least favorite character and I don't really enjoy seeing her in stuff because a lot of it is out of character fannon garbage that just has her being an asshole all the time (I know i've also seen a momfag or two bitch about the same thing so its not just me that dislikes that sort of stuff)

That being said I don't rant about how much I hate her, I don't shit on momfags (who I actually think are pretty cool for the most part and I enjoy talking to them) and I don't try and start shit about it so I'm not sure why you're comparing me to that Sorielfag or saying i'm salty.

It's just like my opinion man...

>>149304482
>sans gets the most screentime
I'm pretty sure it's actually Papyrus or Alphys that get the most screen time. Don't be fooled into thinking that 95% of the reason Sans is popular in the fandom isn't because he judges you at the end of the game or because of his genocide stuff.

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And by the way==== if there's anything you ever thought that /utg/ ever did wrong
you can safely blame me, random eisrielfag for it
go on
I can take it
I deserve everything wrong that has ever transpired
What anyone has ever done against what you like/good taste
I'm here to take it all
To take the fire
To take the flak and get wounded for what "I" have done
What those like me have done
Because I deserve it
Because I "can" take it
Because I'm the one you want to wound

>>149304158
Sans losing control of his powers.

>>149304482
>Sans gets the most screentime out of the entire cast.

Is that true? I thought it would be Papyrus, due to the phone calls with him + the ones with him and Undyne.

>>149304860
Don't expect secondaries to actually call Papyrus

>>149304860
Those phone calls are optional though.

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>>149304745
It means that your favorite - whatever it was- got saved by my sacrifice today.
Don't mourn for me.
Be proud of my painful, sad sacrifice.
For I did it for you.
In place of better people.
In place of those who might have deserved it - where I deserved it more, and got what I had coming for myself.

>>149305167
Jesus Christ, do you think you're Jesus Christ or something?

>>149303678
i wanted to have one for burgerpants for so long
i just need one for nicecream guy now
thanks for that, anon

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>>149304482
Actually Frisk gets the most screentime.

>>149304609
If it's really a series of unfortunate events I will just make sure to have some wasabi on me

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>>149305424
True

>>149304745
t.salty dadfag

>>149305424
describe the frisk personality

>>149305482
t.salt

>>149305628
t.alberto barbosa

>>149305628
t.

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>>149305303
No they saved like actual amount of people
Nowhere near the amount I'm trying to help now
But I'm not giving up because I've prepared to die anyways
Just promise that this sacrifice isn't entirely in vain. Just one - just ONE anon saved is enough to leave my mind at ease. That it wasn't all for nothing.
Ugh, sorry. That was already painful, I can take on anything now. Bullets welcome etc.

>>149304609
>Muffet
>Zarya
I kindly ask Muffet to put the spiders away before Zarya hurts anybody. After that, if Muffet turns out to be a good cook and Zarya a good team leader, we're all good.

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>>149304609
>Me
>Chara
>Master Chief
Chara is on cutting, slicing and dicing duty, Chief does the heavy lifting + setting up equipment, I handle the whole cooking part.
We would probably make some very meat-centric foods, with lots of BBQ.

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>>149305603
Intelligent, Nihilist, and a wicked sense of humor

>>149304609
>Me
>Papyrus
>Corrin from FE: Fates

Corrin would probably do okay, but I can't say the same for Papyrus or myself.

>>149305603
Determined
Cheerful (ex. Frisk likes playing in the leaves in the Ruins)
Friendly (evident by the amount of friends in the TP route)
And despite what their sprite shows, I think Frisk is quite emotive, considering how many times characters comment on their expression.

>>149304609
>Myself, Mettaton, and Nick from Left 4 Dead 2
It goes a lot better than expected with absolutely 0 planning involved.

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>>149304609
>me
>Asgore
>my dragon furry Dark Souls 1 character
Asgore canonically sucks at baking so I stick him on refreshment duty, I can cook so I can at least make something passable and my Dark Souls character helps out by picking up the nearest large metal object and murders the rest of the contestants ensuing our victory!

>>149304750
self bashing attention whoring is still attention whoring

Which characterfag would you cause pain the most?