SC2

g**k

nth

our girl...

imreading

remember the chess poster?
he stopped posting after i destroyed him last time lmao

jellydemon don't start

pd...

our guy...

miqueena is pretty old

>miqueena is pretty
word

>>149256830
do you want her to get bullied? she's streaming right now asking for.

i know she's still spying on me. i have proof. hours and hours of her streams backed up and cataloged.

i wont stop until she removes the hidden listening devices shes installed throughout my apartment.

>>149257108
but you never sent her a single message lol

>>149257146
why are you and her causing me grief and anguish? are you working together?

i'm in her chat =0

0=

I'm going to provide an opposing viewpoint and piss on this party. Note that what I say applies to virtually all SC2 casters, notable exception being RotterdaM, but basically, SC2's casting is shit and Wolf & Valdez just serves as an easy example:

They cannot call battles whatsoever and quite frankly I don't see a reason to ever do this before the battle is over but if you are going to do this at least do it right. Wolf being like "And Y is just absolutely smashing Y" while you're looking and you're being like "Ehh, not that isn't happening at all?" and then hey, Y just barely comes out ahead or X just barely comes out ahead, point is, no one "smashed" anyone in that battle. It's just so common that it becomes annoying.
Just in general time-filler-past-as-analysis-bullshit. They need something to talk about to fill time so they analyse shit but it's basically BS made up to sound like analysis. It's basically evolutionary psychology. Just come with some plausible explanations of events that may or may not be true while you can just as well come with the opposite and make it seem plausible.
These guys really overestimate the commitment of """all ins""", this is super common with casters which makes it seem like whenever they ladder they only do their typical "macro game" and simply don't have the experience to know just how much you are not "out of the game" after a relatively uneventful 10pool that only killed an SCV and cancelled a CC on the lowground. They talk about how the Zerg, who is up like 2 supply is totally dead and then the game transitions into a standard game. This happens like 5 times in a row and they still don't seem to get how much they exaggerate the commitment of "all ins", in my time the term "all in" meant pulling every single scv leaving no consideration for any future plan, but apparently attacking while making a CC behind it droning behind is nowadays an "all in" and this isn't just a quibble of semantics. They make it sound like whoever did the "all in" is dead with the game then transitioning into a fairly normal even game afterwards.

You gotta be right at least 60% of the time in order to continue to make "praedictions", tossing a coin does not a praediction make. I'm looking at Artosis more than Wolf of course. People call this a "curse", I call this just being bad at realising who is better at the moment and whose styles are favourable against whom.
Continued regurgitation of things that everyone says but just aren't true. Like this idea of "Mech can't replace siege tanks, bio can replace marines", that dates from BW where it actually did happen that Terran slowly made siege tanks and was expected to lose a very minimal amount of them saccing vults to keep them alive and would slowly grow a count through the game. If you actually watch SC2 you realize it doesn't happen like that at all. Siege tanks are constantly made and thrown away in SC2, SC2 mech is different. SC2 mech constantly loses tanks and reproduces them. It just doesn't work like that any more, you can reproduce tanks easily and these casters who regurgitate what they constantly hear while if you actually watch the game it just isn't true. Another thing is this repetition of Z being supposed to be ahead on supply. Yeah, in most cases, but they regurgitated it during the biomine vs muta/ling/bane era where Terran was typically ahead on supply if the game was even. Terran typically led like 10-20 supply and Zerg could still win. Mines and bio just cost way more supply than banelings. It was normal at the time. If you go tank/marine Z is obviously going to need more supply but they just regurgitated this mantra without understanding context and talked as if a "comeback" happened when Z was 20 pop behind and won anyway while that happened so often that at that point you have to start accepting that the game is even if Z is behind 15 supply against biomine.

jinho got 2nd place 22 times

whoa

General unwillingness to correct each other even when what someone says is simply factually wrong and the other guy knows it. One guy makes a clear numerical mistake, the other guy knows it, acts uncomfortable trying to steer the subject away but is unwilling to correct. Now this is where I always single out RotterdaM because he's the only high profile full-time caster that isn't a part time caster/progamer that has the fucking balls to correct his co-caster. Where do you think "I don't know kev..." comes from. BitterdaM was the casting duo that enjoyed a relationship of candour where they were willing to disagree and both have an alternative viewpoint on events as well as simply actually correct each other's facts when mistakes were made.
Neither Wolf nor Valdez actually has professional casting diction and voice control and most casters those. TotalBiscuit, Bitter and RedEye come to mind as some of the few professionals in this scene who actually sound professional-grade with their voice and they could probably land a job doing something similar outside of this scene where people have no connexion with them.
Edit: How could I forget the most important one when my name is [censored for safety reasons]:

Constant overhyping, "We are watching esports history bieng made guys!" every single GSL, I don't even remember what all that history was about, the only thing I remember is the phrase, it certainly did not go into the history books. Every player is amazing, every piece of micro is stellar and what not: this video really shows it from Wolf "Great storms!" which were complete wiffs. He's just programmed to say "great storms!" whenever a storm goes down. "Great emps", "great fungals" everything is great.

>>149258593
>>149258718
>>149258845
pick one you want read out loud

>>149259302
>>149258593

*boots up a 2hu* >:D

*molests drunk women on a friday night at 3am*
ahh yes!!!!!!

*upload a waifu*
heh

>>149259406
http://vocaroo.com/i/s083Qtx0yz22

here you go

>>149259667
me next...

>>149258845
you're right actually you could probably make a soundboard out of the silly shit they say

>>149260868
he said women -_-

>>149261452
um......... what if i identify as a woman..................?

holy heck theres sc2 on the front page of reddit :O

we wouldn't know though because we don't use reddit :0

we all visit reddit friend =)

no we dont visit reddit

also we are watching bw right now

we are redditors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149262792
+1
149262845
-1
>>149262994
+1
149263135
-1

idiot BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149263332
+1

i thought reddit was filtered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pX53AqpUs

*boots up smartphone*
*fires up reddit.com*
heh home sweet home >:D

+1 me and I'll +1 you back twice

>>149264080
wow...

>>149264080
based roger stone epic trolling irl

*boots up a booter*
time to boot your website offline >:)

whats wrong with reddit?

>>149265037
Anons being asspained about nothing as always

>>149264080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

^ based phoneshitter surely knows what's up

you bet i do

>>149264080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-HP8y5ByA8

anyone sometimes fap to porn that isnt gookjapshit?

nah

why not

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EeZAEDuaxx

>>149266928
what kind of fucking faggot 13 yo prepubescent little shitcunt voice is that?

>>149267138
Heavy smoking from the age of 15 upwards ruined my voice. Also, having an extremely shitty upload, microphone AND accent doesn't really help.

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>>149258593
>>149258718
>>149258845
holy shit dude what am i even reading? use some grammar and sentence structure for fucks sake

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>>149266928
DELET THIS SCARSCAR IS THE PUREST AND NOT FOR LEWD

>>149267904
>she will never look at you like that
Why even bother living? :(

>>149267904
nice hairline lmfao

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>>149268298
i don't think you know what that word means

i think it means youre a bitch lol

having SEX (whoa) with a girl!!!!

149268443
only bitch i see here desu senpai

>one extra result when i search for my post number
thanks >:)

imagine sickzii

>searching your post number
there are some unironical retards like these

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>someone got so triggered by this they had to start seriousposting

it is way too hot outside

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StarCraft @StarCraft 39s39 seconds ago

To celebrate #SC2 turning 6, we're giving out Bonus XP, a new portrait, and cake!

http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/blog/20180450/celebrating-starcraft-ii%E2%80%99s-6th-anniversary-7-22-2016

>>149271110

GET HYPE

>>149271110
>cake
BASED

i FUCKING hate summer FUCK

FUCK

back in the day i used to get on-average 3 +1's per post

>>149271770
+1
i wish it was cold again so i could wear a jacket and not look so fat...

>>149266928
based heromarine

I would play LotV if it was free to play...

What's a Rolster???

seolhyun is better than seulgi!

seolhyun does nothing for me

seulgi does nothing for me

>>149271110
you know what they should have given instead?
the nova missions :^)

>>149273762
2nd of august IIRC

>>149273809
oh sweet

why is twitch chat so redpilled
sure there are redditard cucks but the other half is shit youd see on /pol/
shouldnt we be discussing the latest attacks too

>>149274146
you'll just get timed out if you do

>>149273567
-1 and untrue

>>149274146
i love when a basement dweller virgin pretends to understand how the real world operates

>>149274146
>reading twitch chat
???

>>149274629
is that why youre doing it lmfao

>>149274720
>y-y-you t-t-too
stick to your gookposting, thanks

>>149274841
>gookposting
stop projecting shitskin

https://twitter.com/lampionfilms2/status/756542882362847232

>>149275609
epin

>>149275609
germans filming a movie?

>>149276117
downfall (2016)

>>149276227
hitler is back?

>>149275609
badadadadada!

anyone else staying home on a friday night....

>>149276897
yea like always...

>>149276897
nope going out to get wasted and hit on the cute subway cashier

you guys need anything?

>>149276897
and last night...and tomorrow night...and forever...

>>149277000
a hug...

>>149276897
we're all goin out dancin tonight!!!!woooo

>>149277000
footlong blt

I THOUGHT IT WAS WEDNESDAY

MY EXWIFE LINDA

i hate when i catch my reflection in the monitor when i'm fapping
makes me feel like shit

>>149277570
its so distracting i just look at myself instead of the jav

my nigga

i cannot stop jacking off to the reflection of myself in the monitor

>>149278442
nice

>>149276897
playing kancolle as usual

>>149276897
i must stay home tonight to see what is happening in the world like munich

>>149271110
shit ladder time boooois

i focused really hard after a bad start and managed to win the game which got me placed in gold nova 3!!!!!! >.<

>>149281182
good job :3

should i get mcdonalds or burgerking for lunch?

eat a salad fat fuck

eat a zah' idiot

or two...

there salads have more calories than their other food

>>149281437
>there salads
>their food

why did you make a misstake when you clearly know better???

drink some milk idiot

im watching rambo from 2008

salad more like 'zahlad

i'm DRUNK moron

fucking drinky drinky DRUNK

>>149281437
im trying my best to lose weight. i been eating those bags of mix veggies with carrots/corns/peas and a chicken breast everyday for a week

yo you guys got any more essays for me

i dont wanna lose your love.. tonight...

https://www.destiny.gg/bigscreen

^
based thanks

dont you worry dont you worry chiiiiild

destiny has no friends...

>>149283027
he had phantoml0rd
lol

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>>149282830
THIS ISNT STARCRAFT

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>>149283102
>destiny going head to head against phantomlord on csgoshuffle

>>149283220
%?

>>149274146
what attacks? i was sleeping all day

>>149283772
munich a couple hours ago lol

another terrorist attack on europe? no surprise there lol

you reap what you sow pigskins
just saying

Did you guys see the reddit post of the family guy clip about pizza plaze salads? Lol.

>>149284293
>pigskins
>move to their countries
are you telling me mudslimes have some pig fetish

>>149284293
what's a pigskin

#notallmuslims
XD

#notallpigskins
*votes for a person responsible of mass murdering people and celebrates her*

>>149284330
>r post
>family guy
lol

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>Select matches of ELEAGUE Will be available for Live Betting
wooo yea bois time to gamble!!!!!!!!!

>>149285029
i thought gambling sites were shut down

*installs game to get anniversary portrait then uninstalls*

Anyone else like mayonnaise on Pizza Hut pizza?

anyone else remember when islam was cool (early 90s)?

im making curried noodles and broccoli! no pizza for me!

>>149285061
huh? no

>>149285061
just skin gambling and 12 year old gambling. so there goes the entire base of codgo viewers

>>149285663
*punches you in the gut*

>>149285815
except me!!!!!!!! ^o^

wtf is shake shack

>>149285073
i didnt even do that
havent played for 17 days and counting
this job at the port is hard too..
not being neet is hard overall ;/

You're all so boring...

*yawn*

>>149286225
fatty heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUJWtm-_gs

>>149286263
i'm just busy honestly

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cuuuuuute

>>149286824
looks like the chick from undertale

does anyone have the kelly milkies smoking pot mirror selfie

yeah

look at me

post it?

ok

/hokage tea time/

nigga!

one creep wave in mangata2 is worth as much as one kill

wow!

friday...

mangta*

>>149288274
are you doing something...

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>mfw i find out you guys unironically dislike destiny just because he's always right

whats the longest you went without showering

im at 9 days my new record rigth now

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make the right choice /scv/

stay indoors, stay safe

>>149288440
same old

>>149288678
stinky

>>149288621
Pretty sure we all like destiny here for what he's done for the scene.

>>149288665
13 days, it was just too much

>>149288665
two weeks

i shower two times, sometimes even three to four a day because im crazy

>>149289034
huk...

i have only gone 2 days in a row without showering and that was because there was a water pipe issue what the freak is wrong with you freaks

i just showered today in cold water in fact, not the best feel

>>149289068
nope...

everytime i shower i use the hottest water i can because thats the only way to kill the germs

ive got a lot of blisters but the germs die in the process

>>149289251
dry skin...

i keep calling starcraft 'brood war' but im not even playing the campaign for bw yet its just starcraft

>>149289356
my retarded cousin calls it BWOO WAHH

i just died in your arms tonight!!

>>149289604
woah it just came up...

wtf...

>>149289604

lmao dude XD

*boots up bwoo wahh*
heh time for some fun >:D

oh yeah i forgot to ask

how are we all liking burichan style so far?

my eyes hurt less now but still not pleasant :/

>>149289669
oh it's a retard who keeps making these posts, that explains it

i ate a lot of food...

it is literally cancer and i refuse to give anyone a (You) that advocates its use

>>149289815
i have yotsuba

we use tomorrow

no man

we all switched to burichan wtf is wrong with you guys >>149289889 kys bud

let me just say that smart guy left a little bit earlier

im tipsy...dont take advantage of me!!!!!!!!!!

im gonna grab that guys butt

if you dont (You) me then i wont acknowledge your reply

that makes it better

*grabs your butt*

^
freak!

sure missed you guys :)

ugh i really wanna fap but im too drunk...

im gonna take a nap

>>149290868
uhhm okay, now you

i really should eat something but i'm too full on drunk

fucking drunkards...

no!

>>149292201
cmon pussy i did what you asked

>>149292261
you didn't open wide for me...

DONT DO IT ITS A TRAP

>>149293347
what do i look like an oven

cmon guys i cant hold my farts forever

but you will

yes we can!!!!!

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i'm one and a half beers in and my head is swimming. what should i do?

shit yeah (You) city

i cant even count how many i got

>>149294778
all me

^^that one was me too!!!! =D

>only two (You)s

i really should kill myself

i got 12 holy shit!!!!!

who here /about to suck some dick/

>tfw (you) farming

ur mom

again these niggas way too late on the reply meta

>>149269238
hey. that's how we used to have to do it in the old days. before (You)s. before the little grey reply number links at the top of a post. you'd open a little notepad file and copy and paste all your posts in it. then you'd ctrl+f each of them in a thread, refresh, then do it again. life was simple back then. meatspin was shocking and tubgirl and goatse were horrendous. and that's the way we liked it.

do we believe in the wendigo here

>>149295803
i live in the great lakes region and i've literally never heard of the wendigo before.

i am the wendigo

>>149296008
still though.... what if he shows up randomly...

>>149295803
the ever present threat of the wendigo is the only thing that keeps humanity from descending into cannibalism!

whatever happened to day9's game?

i am the chupacabra

>>149296146
hey Sean!

>>149296280
not him...

>>149296402
alright! who is iiiiit?

>>149296146
he got lazy. thats why he only does "no preparation shows" aka watch me play boring card game or other game because 'DAY OFF LOL' and talk to myself

since hes making a rts he can't showcase another rts

guys this (You) meme has gotten stale as fuck come up with something new

So I decided to try Starcraft for the first time so I figured I'd start with the first game. Any advice for a beginner?

im only gonna say this one time and one time only

why is the (You) bonanza always when I'm asleep or at work!!! i only got like 2!!!

>>149297060
use hotkeys

>>149297060
play the campaign to ease you into the controls

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>>149297060

>>149297060
use hotkeys. build workers until your base is fully saturated, try to keep your resources as low as possible while mining fully. if you ever get above 500 or so minerals then build another production facility (barracks, gateway, whatever).

that was obvious bait

thank (you) :)

guys this "meta" has gotten to apoint where it's impossible to have any kind of chatter in here
it's not clever or funny so just stop it
i know you most likely won't though because you're mentally on a level of a 5 year old kid so you always have to do the opposite of what people tell you to do

its stale meta recycled back in here

>>149298247
go fuck yourself

owner of a lonely heart

much better than

owner of a broken heart

>>149298512
what's your favorite yes album?

>>149298510
come back when your balls drop

>>149298779
i only know that song lol

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>>149298857
I NEVER DROP THE BALL

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>impregnation
>lactation
>big ass
>big breasts
>wide hips
hehee~! time for some exhentai cumsies

>>149298779
whats yours

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....

how do you even know if your balls have dropped?

>>149299557
let me check for you...

>>149299205
nice taste

let's rape someone >:D

hello?

i drank too much @w@

>>149255636
gook op, appreciated

>>149300304
wacha sippin' on Anon kun

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lol im posting this on magog to show them how lame you guys are

>>149300852
whats magog

*sips beer*

puaaaaah >_<

>>149300909
it's better that you dont know noob kid

>>149300852
k

>>149301053
is it a goggle enthusiast site

muh gogs?

guys... whats magog...

>>149300852
um thats not burichan??????

'zah and beer :3c

'za and rape >:3c

za' and vodka + lots of ice :D :D :D

im a person of color...

im black too

>>149296719
i read that as "no penetration shows" without my glasses
lol

white is a colour...

>>149302139
we're peach!

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black lives matter!

:3333333333 the peach boys

lmao

>>149302120
>without my glasses
lmfao leave nerd

>>149302342
but they matter a little less than my life desu

>>149302410
:3c

this wikileaks democrat thing........ :O

>>149302342
and anyone who doesn't give me a (you) is racist!

avilo just went live

>>149302927
*spits in your mouth*

>>149303053
:O~

>>149302990
*tunes in*

3d makes berserk so much worse that it could have been

why would anyone even maphack in sc2 instead of just cheating in csgo

>>149305578
yeah word

>>149305578
cs:ded allows for both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF8l_ePlOH4
hello venus more like hello less views than layshas version of their vids

>>149305578
to make avilo mad u_u

>>149306206
still love alice more

MY NAME IS ALICE

*imagines fp saying "hey guys guess what... it's the weeekeeeeend~"*

riiiiimme

>>149306442
they have even less views than stellar

LOL

>>149306693
stellar is dope

>>149306776
the new song blows though

MMMMM....DIPPIKUR......MMMMM....herro beener!!!!!

do you guys think you'll have grandkids for your parents?

>>149306693
that means literally nothing to me

>>149306981
herro penis

>>149307104
i already have two i don't even know about

>>149307104
no

guys i miss jp

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sexy boi

is there anything to watch or play?

http://southpark.cc.com/avatar?xrs=synd_twitter-avatarcreator

>>149307883
no we're just sitting and staring atm

>>149307883
im playing sfv wanna play?

im really bad.....

>>149307883
avilo

>>149308334
lol

>>149308215
dont have it

half hour nap turned into 2.5 hours :(

https://clips.twitch tv/avilo/ClumsyTigerShibeZ

@__@

>>149309408
based neet boy is gonna be awake all night!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVxDEUOa6Bw
lol

>>149309701
very informative. ill have to try it out sometime

>>149309967
wanna do it together...?

>>149310121
no frickin way man wtf

ahhh, i wanna rape and pillage!

i wanna try anal...

last time i tried a finger up there it didn't feel like anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnZf6T1-FVQ

why would a hot girl have this when she could get a hot bf....

>>149309510
:O

ugh

>>149310849
have what?

this days i only play games with a wiki page open...

>>149310849
lol

>>149310849
omo!!

>>149311186
steven...

>>149310849
you realize that people own massagers for pain right? are you that retarded. also not everyone jerks off 7 times a weeek and needs a toy

>>149310849
i don't get it... why would a cam girl twitch streamer be embarrassed about a vibrator..

7 times a day here

>>149310849
when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

>>149311668
where is this from

>>149311790
maybe he wrote it himself
pretty good i laughed at it

no im 100% sure ive read or heard that before

>>149311668
+1

>>149311432

>he fell for the back massager meme

they've been selling them as back massagers since the 1930's (probably earlier than that)

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oh nvm

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2ek8tj/double_standard/

how is saber so pretty omg

>>149312692
back off she's mine you fucking beta cuckfuck
*flexes muscles and picks up a rock*

*walks behind you a wipes a booger on your hat*

my mom owns a back massager and me and my sisters used to play with it... we'd massage each others butts after giving wedgies...

>>149312896
*tackles you and starts smashing your head with the rock*

violent nigger

imagine massaging your sisters butt with your moms vibrator...

what if saber was real

which martial art should i learn

nathanias and a reddit link in the same post holy crap

i will try my best to show exciting games

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I LOVE THIS GIRL

>>149313221
krav maga

>>149313221
tai chi

>>149313221
just get a gun retard

i recommend a glock like bisu

i decided on aikido

>>149313221
seconding tai chi

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>>149313445
YOU CAN'T HAVE HER SHE'S MINE

in all honesty

scarlett is cute

>>149314147
no she isn't she's actualyl really fucking ugly

>>149314331
god damn drunk fucking clown

i need a wallpaper for my new 1440p monitor...

>>149313893
spoiler that shit

how do you spoiler