/owg/ - Overwatch General

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1st for POO

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Square Enix vs SIE Overwatch

http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv269584027

Why would the Omnics ever want to live in Australia with our FUCKING SHIT INTERNET?

>>149247035
this is cute desu

>took 3 xanax early yesterday
>had a few beers
>woke up today at rank 71, from 65, and 47 people added to friends list

what happened?

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>>149247106
cute MC

>>149247047
Are you telling me in a future where omnics exist, Australian internet would still suck?

It's less to do with choice and more to do with one of the many massive omnic factories being located there.

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>>149247005
Oi

>>149247130
wtf... is that a guy or girl

>>149247123
dude weed lmao

>>149247141
>Are you telling me in a future where omnics exist, Australian internet would still suck?

I'd not at all be surprised if that was the case.

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Why are Overwatch fans the worst

>>149247123
>xanax
>beer
>not Adderall

If you'd taken the correct drugs, you'd be at least 10 levels higher.

Why does everyone think the summer skins will be the worlds greatest skins ever?

soloq'd from 62 to 69 this morning.. Whats your excuse?

>>149247141
mate our internet is in the stone age, maybe by the time omincs have risen we'll get over 30kbps

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>tfw 5980 overcoins
>tfw level 143
>tfw i haven't bought ANYTHING
>tfw i'm still hesitant even though i only REALLY wanna get like 2 legendaries and 2-3 epics because summer skins

what do i do

feel with me, my family

>>149247218
That's just the way Tumblr is, never look at the facts or find out any other possible reason besides the one that makes them look like a victim.

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>hitting Level 101 right after Ana comes out
>all them fast Lootboxes
>first Ana drop is Shrike skin
Feels good.

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>win hard fought ranked game
>was playing lucio the whole time
>"oh boy i bet ill rank up from this!"
>get a little chode of elo not enought to rank up
>mfw

>>149247218
no fuck you puta

My game just updated, what is happening?

>>149247368
They really need to get rid of the underdog system. It only fucks you over

>>149247368
>>149247434
What if ranked worked more like League?

>>149247427
>what is patch notes

>>149247427
Imp Mercy bulge buff

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>Be console peasant
>Try out the updated game this morning
>tfw D.Va finally got gud

>>149247380
>assuming im a puta and not a puto

CICICISSEESSSXIIITTTT OPPRESSHIOM

>>149247218
>you could have been born in th eOverwatch universe
>you could have been a cool super hero
>you could have fought in a worldwide war with robots

>but you were born in this universe
>at this time
>with these fucking people

HANZO AT YOUR SERVICE

>>149247218

>why is he able bodied
>why is he neurotypical
>why is he straight
>why is he male
>why is he cisgendered
>why does he exist on the gender binary
>why isn't he a muslim

>>149247292
I have over 300 ping in every game I've joined.

>>149247218
>These people think that being good at murdering and soldiering is all it takes to lead a multinational defense strategy

Mother fucking lol these are the same people that think Army generals are really good, highly promoted door kickers.

>>149247485
Give it to me slave.

>>149247664
aussie confirmed

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>New D.VA Defense Matrix counters Soldier76 and Hanzo hard
>Let's nerf them either way
>Bastion is the only true counter against Reinhardt
>Ana's ult allows Reinhardt to face take his damage, making him even more irrelevant
B R A V O B L I Z Z A R D

>>149247758
McCree got another nerf, Zaryas personal shield no longer charges her when hit, new character Sombra who is a Tank/turret hybrid character.

>>149247621
EXPECT NOTHING less

>>149247789
>what is mcree
>what is genji
>what is tracer

Ana is easily assasinated, by heroes who easily bypass D.va. Also defence matrix can't stop a roadhuuk, but roadhuuk removes defence matrix, oh snap.

>>149247789
>using Anas ult on Reinhardt when Reaper exists

>>149247765
Yep.

I think I understand why Junkrat is insane.

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am i good yet

>>149247823
always thought he said "expect nothingness"

>>149247546
i'm sorry for offending xie's feelings. i am a shitlord

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>>149247218

Is it me or do you not even have to aim with Hanzo?

1-3: legendary for Reinhardt
4-6: legendary for tracer
6-9:legendary for ana
0: soldier 76

>>149248037
>buying skins now when summer skins are just around the corner

>>149248021
you have to aim, but not where other heroes do.

>>149248085
What if those skins suck?

>>149247318
>summer skins
what is this meme

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>>149248005
>headcannon

Put a cannon to your head and off yourself tumblr

>>149248085
alright then, gonna wait for summer skins

>>149248005
>(very, very white)

kek

>>149248110
Ster's developer stream confirmed skins are coming before the end of the summer, also Pharah, Hanzo, and Lucio aren't amputees.

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>>149248005
>>149247218

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>>149248085
>tfw starting to git gud with reinhardt
>tfw protecting your friends
>tfw wanna buy a legendary or epic of his
>tfw new skins any time between now and sept 22nd

i just wanna lead the charge into glorious battle...

>>149248005
These people are really stupid.

>>149248005

reaper dindu nuffin
he a gud boi
he jus need mo moni fo dat blackwatch
da overwatch iz rayciss an shieet

Threadly reminder that rankings and match-making are broken and don't actually reflect skill.

>Tfw want to try out Ana but too obsessed with my winrate and don't want a boring game with a team of 3 Anas.

>>149248091
I've barely been aiming and I'm usually one shooting other guys. Sometimes I'm not even on target and I'll get the kill. Maybe his projectiles are too big or something

>>149248340
Try her out in a custom game with bots. Just to get a feel for her.

>>149248267

t. rank 34

>nobody's near our team but suddenly I take huge damage and die out of nowhere
>what
>kill cam is a Genji running up to our Bastion, pressing E, and then getting three kills while the Bastion just keeps on shooting
How could this still be happening at rank 60

Do we have a specific date for when new skins are dropping? Or just some vague "after the first season" answer?

>>149248340
>Always play Zenyatta
>All these Ana's now mean that my healing is actually welcome because half of them don't even fucking shoot teammates.

the inclusion of Ana is the greatest thing to happen for me.

>>149248085
When?

>>149248358
They used to be even bigger until this patch.

>>149248381
Before the summer ends. According to the dev stream.

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are these the same people, bots, or friends with no sense of individuality?

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Why can't I select which AI I want to play against in a custom game?

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>>149247290

SUKUMIZU D.VA

>>149247035
youtube link for those who can't into nicovideo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYoYj9w87ys

>>149248473
I really don't know, I've never had that happen to me. I train against hard Zenyattas in koth maps with skirmish quite often.

Try letting it do its thing with recommended and then changing each entry it craps out afterward.

>>149248471
Probably playing at a cyber cafe.

>Hero you thought you'd play the most prior to release
>Hero you play the most now

Pharah
Zarya

I honestly didn't think I'd ever play Zarya much, and that feeling felt confirmed when I tried her out in practice in beta and thought she was shit. How wrong I was.

>>149248473
I've always had a very limited list. only like eight characters
like I cannot pick Zarya for some reason?

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>>149248605
Roadhog
Roadhog

>>149248565
Edit dialogue doing the same. Is this just me, or a brand new shiny feature with this update just now?

>>149248245
reaper is not a nigger, you dumb nigger

I got rank 47 from placement matches, does that mean I will get 47 of those purple points for golden skins?

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>play toblerone
>setup
>pharah spamming I NEED ARMOR I NEED ARMOR
>mfw this happens everytime
do people not understand that people need to die before i can collect scrap

>>149248708
No, that means you're in the bottom 30-40% of Overwatch players.

>>149248728
>I give them an understood and go on my merry way.

It'll be done when it's done.

why is junkrat topless

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>That first game after reaching a new rank where you need a win to create a buffer.

>>149248708
you have 0 points

>>149248605

Tracer
Zarya

>>149248648
disregard that I suck cocks
restart fixed it

>>149248728
if you hit the healing button, the response is different for what class you play. if you are a healer it says 'i need healing.' if you are symettra it says "i need shields', and 'i need armor' for torb.

so they aren't actually asking for armor necessarily

>>149248728
just spam "AFFERMATIV" back at em

>>149248605
>D.Va
>Reinhardt

Might change now that D.Va's gotten her buffs though. I just love the MEKA so much.

>>149248662

>implying blacks wuzn't everybody except white devils

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>>149248605
Soldier 76/Lucio
Zarya/Reaper

In the beta I didn't know how she worked so I didn't play her that much, but now after what a friend told me and watching tutorials I now play her a lot because she's so much fun, getting that MAXIMUM CHARGE and saving teammates left and right.

In the beta I played Lucio A LOT but I wasn't really good with him.

I also play Reaper but that's because I played Scout in TF2 so I know how to put dem meatshots.

Also headshot meatshots.

>>149247035
>Masayoshi Soken plays D.Va
based

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>>149248005
>>149247218
Maximum kek

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>>149247218
>>149248005
>no reason given
>it must be racism
>not the fact that Reaper was head of Blackwatch and the world knowing about that whole thing would be a really bad thing

Do you guys still get stuck on loading screens in ranked mode after today's patch? I'm afraid to try...

>>149248728
Possibly. It's pretty annoying how some people don't understand heroes that they don't play.

>>149248267
58, actually. Season high was 65.
However you can't control your team's skill, only your own. Yet only team wins/losses effect rank.
Therefore it is not skill based.

>>149248495
Who is the short haired qt?

>>149248925
Meant for >>149248373

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How do you pronounce Reyes is last name? I thought it would be 'rees' but people tell me it's 'reyas'. I'm probs a retard for asking this....

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>decide to try out Ana
>kill Roadhog by putting him to sleep and punching him in the balls

I'm okay with this.

>>149248971
松嶋 初音
>>149247130

>>149248925

t. retard

>>149249006
ray-yez

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>>149248005
>>149247218

>Evil masked man murders global defenders of peace and goodwill
>"yeah well white people are bad so whatever."

>>149249043
Judging by all the people who are "back from the dead" I don't think Reaper's killed anyone.

>>149249013
>sniping with shit tier sniper instead of healing

sounds like typical ana player

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>>149248005
>>149247218

>>149248495
Square Enix totally destroys Sony

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>Sucking shit with Pharah one game
>Switch to s76, the burst fire change throws me off
>Finally switch to Genji, cause fuck
>Start kicking ass

Still got it.

>>149247218
EHHHH PU7O

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>>149249013
Talk about insult to injury. Almost as humiliating/satisfying as killing someone as mercy 1v1, especially if its someone like reaper or rein

>Zenyatta finally offers counterplay to graviton surge ult stacking

I love it.

Who 2500 in a single transcendence here?

>>149249186
>>Switch to s76, the burst fire change throws me off
What does that practically do? I've heard about it, but I don't know what it actually means.

>>149249231
I've yet to become that harmonious.

>>149248605
Mei
Reinhardt

>>149249006
In english would be >>149249031

In Spanish would be "Reh-yes"

How come overwatch aussies are best heroes while irl aussies are cunts?

is ana ulted reinhardt the scariest thing in game?

"What happened to you?"
"YOU TELL ME, DOC"

>>149249371
but they're best heroes exactly because they're cunts

>>149249371

Overwatch aussies got mutated by all the radiation, so they're not actually aussies anymore.

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>Roadhog
>Australian
>Name and skins imply New Zealander, likely Maori native
>Absolutely no accent

>>149249395
An Ana ulted genji will an ulting zen up his ass

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>>149247218

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How do you counter a Roadhog being pocket-healed by a Mercy?

>>149249576

Rape the Mercy.

>>149249576
Kill the Mercy.
Kill... the Mercy.
JUST KILL THE MERCY DAMMIT
how mercies don't immediately have a bounty out on their head is something that still bewilders me

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I want to lick D.Va's sweaty body after she returns from a sortie.

>>149249576
Ana and Zenyatta

>>149249654
>>149249646
>constantly hiding behind roadhog
>killing her means getting close to roadhog which is death

>>149249576
step 1: kill mercy
step 2: ?
step 3: profit

seriously, good luck killing anything mercy is pocket healing.

>>149249186
Pharah I understand, but failing with 76? Come on.

>>149249576
Ana grenade

Kek this game is ruined on consoles now, D.Va is just OP now.

>>149249656
I want to eat out D.va's stinky pussy after she's been battling in her MEKA all day.

>>149249506
>you can't celebrate you ancestry if you don't resemble it
>your accent never changes to your surrounding
nigga he is wearing a mask

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>>149249576
Simple: Kill the mercy, preferably while the roadhog and some of their team is distracted, preferably with someone who can get in and out quickly like Winston.

>>149249718

>a bloo bloo D.Va blocked my ult which she could do anyway

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I want to kiss Tracer.

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>>149249687

What, do you play only Zarya or something? Learn to flank.

>>149248647

The jello is jiggling

>>149249789
I "main" D.Va, I'm not complaining, I love it. Its basically impossible to defend now though.

are you guys ready for reaper76 fags to get BTFOd?

>>149249815
The butter is getting hard.

>>149249793
>>149249763

Hivemind

>>149249792

>wanting to kiss a boy

Bit gay, m8.

>>149248754
Seems about right, I was always terrible at videogames even if they were the only thing I had left to escape to.
So I assume this whole "bonus competetive points for ranking matches" doesn't apply to shitters like me?

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holyfuck this game got boring

see you autists on the next hypetrain

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>>149248605
Skinny shitposter
Fat shitposter

Smalls is still up there, for sure, but Biggie just has too many abilities that feel really satisfying to land

>>149249921
What's going on?

>>149249026
>I-I don't have an argument what do I dooooo

>tfw melting reapers/pharahs in the middle of their ult with MAXIMUM CHARGE

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>>149249957
I'd gladly be more than a bit gay if it got me a piece of that controversial ass anon.

>>149250001
Heres your (You)
Next time get some fresh bait

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>That feel when get tranq'd in the middle of ult for first time last night

Oh god this is going to piss me off so much

>>149249763
>>149249793
Reminder that monkeys and gorillas have microdicks and that humans are huge in comparison.

>>149249957
But Tracer is a girl.
A cute girl.

Why are Reaper and Tracer such cringey characters

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Will we get seasonal themed skins?

>>149249718

t. Torbjorn shitter

>>149250214
What's the point of those? They always look tacky when it's not Christmas.

>>149249506
>Roadhog is Australian and his family hails from New Zealand

well that was difficult to figure out.

>>149249876
It's true, actually. Too bad Blizzard listened to a loud minority of shitters and ruined Torb on consoles for no reason.

Everyone cries about console players but really Blizzard are the ones being retarded by trying to divide up the patches instead of telling people to quit being pussies when they whine about Torb.

>increased zens health but lowered damage
but why

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WAKE ME UP

>>149250164

Now you know what it's like getting hooked in the middle of an ult, tubby.

>>149250323

Because he is a support character

>>149250323

So he won't be a glass cannon anymore.

>>149250336
>I'm really good at [insert offensive hero here], those noobs should change!

>>149250323
more survivability, and the dps drop isn't really that great, I'm still showing people harmony.

>>149250321
I don't mind them ruining Torb, someone with skill can great for a team but a retard with none can still have a productive game.

>play genji
>be totally shit
>team tells me to switch
>ignore and spam You're only human
>After straight losses, finding a new game
>Only with Mada Mada.
>It begins.

none of this really happened cause im not a genji faggot. I just spam mada mada in waiting time.

>>149250336
t. dps shitter

if you want a tank/support so bad then change instead of bitching on mongolian cave painting forums

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who /snitchbitch/ here? bantz will not be tolerated, this is a safe space

>>149250321

The Torb nerf was needed, at least in quickplay. Going against 5/6 of those little cunts was no fun at all.

>>149250323
Discord orb's travel time means it beats his first regular orb every time meaning it does more damage from the start. Plus there's like this animation cancel that happens without trying when you use discord orb so the second orb reaches faster afterwards as well. Someone did a side by side comparison. He kills faster even with the damage nerfs. Seriously, he still deletes almost everyone anyway.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10807482

Honest question /owg/

>>149250475
I PLAY TANK AND SUPPORT EXCLUSIVELY BECAUSE OF THIS GARBAGE

>>149250501
Me. But only if they're being genuine cunts. I won't report ez fags, that shit's just funny.

>>149246940
So what exactly is the point of widowmaker now?
i can just play ana, be useful to the team with heals, have a stun and a instant damage grenade, and do more damage easier with my high rate of fire flat damage rifle with 8 shots.

>>149250531
>Junkray

HOOLEY DOOLEY!

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>>149250501
kek

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>you will never drown D.Va

>>149250565

All about those headshots Anon

Also Widowmaker has the verticality Ana does not, what with the Grappling hook and all

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>main d.va pretty much from day one
>git gud with her enaugh to eat a lot of ults per round and get average 3 kills per a well placed bomb in her pre buff state
>get no reaction except for occasional praise from my team
>now whenever i clear a chokepoint or save my team from a wipe someone from the enemy team is likely to whine that d.va is op and needs to be nerfed even though the only thing that changed in my playstyle is that i can be a tank for my team
This is some serious placebo going on here and it needs to stop.

I haven't played the patch yet, did the Ana hype and instalocking nonsense die down yet?

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>>149250565
>So what exactly is the point of widowmaker now?

>try out Ana
>can't do shit all game trying to be a sniper
>fuck it i'll play unscoped
>suddenly 7k average healing and 10+ average elim

am i secretly a god or are the devs really that bad at designing a character? it feels ironic that i play a sniper character better without her scope

>>149250687
Not instalocking, but expect to see at least 1 in qp

I can count the number of Ana's I've seen in comp on one hand

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>>149250625
>you will never drown D.Va in semen

jdimsa

>>149250545
It's quickplay, who the fuck cares. Grief both teams with Mei. Problem solved

>>149250768
Seems too good to be true, I'm a support slut so playing Ana effectively is just what I needed. Something you can't do when you get 6v6 Ana on PTR quick play when there was that Ana brawl

>>149250704
AGH GOD I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT

>>149250728
Her hitboxes are ridiculous, you just have to aim in the general area of an enemy or team mate and you're guaranteed the shot

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Would you pay D.va 50$ to slap your face?

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>>149250565
Marrying her, of course.

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>play comp on 60+
>everytime my group won the first match i'll always type "ez"
>if anyone from the opposing team replies in any way my teammates will shittalk them and spam some other "ez"s
>90% of the time they will tilt and play like shit
>if by any chance they somehow won we will spam them with "lol why so mad bro" or "tryhard xd"

i jumped all the way to 67 from 51 by doing this, it's so easy to fuck with people's emotions

>>149250982
How much to sexually bully my dick?

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>>149249815
Slap it till it's red.

Reminder that Genji can LITERALLY teleport behind you and unsheaht katana.

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20747804959

New patchnotes

>>149251081

That's... not how butts work

>>149251054
I should try that.

>>149250501
If someone gets on voice chat to spend the whole match yelling at their team for being bad or goes full griefer I will report them
I've only had to do it once though

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>>149250565
>>149250704
Sex appeal mostly if that webm is anything to go by. A better question would be:
>So what exactly is the point of Hanzo now?

Serious discussion, folks.

As of right now, defense heros are the weakest picks in the game and are almost always a liability to the team.

>Bastion: Scrub-tier "EZ" mode. Is only effective when he's hiding in ambush, therefore not really helping the team ON the objective. Essentially a Widowmaker with far less mobility.
>Hanzo: Nerfed in latest update. No longer effective at area denial. Takes actual skill to be useful and 90% of the people who pick him are incompetent. Can't put out enough DPS to hold a push or defend himself. Ult is very easy to dodge by almost anyone.
>Junkrat: Hold M1, and hope you bounce a grenade and hit someone for barely any damage. Decent at choke point control, and decent Ult. Spends more time dead getting back to the point than actually contributing to the team therefore traps never get used to their potential.
>Mei: AKA "Let me wall off my team from the objective." AKA "Sorry I can't help the team because I'm frozen solid trying not to die." AKA "Sorry I can't get any kills because my gun fires projectiles at the speed of smell."
>Torb: Weak turret. Boring to play. Basically the "let me babysit my shitty turret instead of helping out the team" hero.
>Widowmaker: Never on the objective. Never putting out enough DPS to actually stop a push. Ultimate barely helps anyone. Essentially an even more useless Hanzo.

Why pick Hanzo, Torb, or Widow when you should instead pick McCree or S76?

Why pick Torb or Bastion when you should instead pick Zarya?

Why pick Junkrat when you should instead pick Pharah?

Why pick Mei when you should instead pick Rein?


What changes can BlizzHQ make to the defense heros to make them better picks?

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>mfw Pharah ults but it's time to raise my APM

>>149249291
After the first 4 shots, soldier's accuracy decreases and begins to spread. Before the changes, if you let go of the trigger the spread would instantly reset and you would get perfect accuracy for the first 4 shots again, but now his spread slowly returns to normal

>>149248005
fuck you, puta

>>149251054
Fuck you I know I played against you yesterday, fucking faggot team I swear

Do you get a competitive rank gain penalty if you leave games

Is it time based so it goes away over time

>>149251102
>Fixed a bug that caused “Attack” and “Defend” indicators to not always display on the hero select screen
Thank fuck. Had that happen last night, and wasn't sure if I was losing it or not. Thankfully it was still obvious it was defence because of the "no builder" tip.

They need to introduce something into the POTG algorithm that determines if a play won the game, the amount of times I've had a well placed or timed ult thats got us the win and its been ignored for a shitty Hanso getting a triple kill is infuriating.

Why do people refuse to defend near the point. They always run off and get dicked by the 1 or 2 v 5 rape train and then we end up losing the point.

>>149248395
Zeny and Ana on the same team are actually a really good combination.

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On console they nerfed Torb's turret by 30% and rightfully so- that nigger would area deny like a mother fucker. If there were two of them on defense then you have a 90% chance of losing.

So they nerf him and also nerf Symmetra turrets by 30% as well. What the actual fuck. I mean I'll take it since the games felt turret-less and actually based on aiming skill yesterday, but RIP Defensefu

last two numbers represent the 2 skins i buy

0-1 buy paragon
2-3 buy stonehardt
4-5 buy posh
6-7 buy ascendant
8-9 buy riverboat
doubles buy the corresponding number, roll again and buy both of those
triples buy all 5
quads and beyond buy all 5 and ana's captain amari skin

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>>149251074
70$ per slap

>>149247218

>this isn't an invitation to add ur 'opinions' to this poist and a debate my dudes
>if ur white u can rb but don't add anything

"Remember, if you disagree with me you're a filthy RACIST."

>>149251174
So it works like most cowadoody clones now? Okay, I think I already played him like that.

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>>149251149
sex appeal

>>149250463
>play genji
>be totally shit
>team never seems to notice or care
>after the match somebody picks a fight in chat with lucio about how he never healed them

>>149251102
how the fuck did those changes need 150MB

>>149249291
if you used soldier and burst with variation the patch fucks you over

For example: Pharah is losing height but her boost skill is about off CD

You hit her with a full auto dump for about 12 rounds. She boosts up and you stop for a split second and get on to target. Since you fired 12 rounds previously the gun still has not reentered and you eat some rockets. People say that the change is slight but for a game as fast paced as OW doubling the time it takes to recenter means that crucial shot misses and you die. It makes it hard to play him especially since I like to engage my pharahs at long range which makes it harder. You cannot fully auto for ANY reason outside of close range encounters. You might as pick reaper or tracer then.

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>Starting university in a month
>Need to take out loans just to pay for housing because my "free ride" is only for tuition
>Loans aren't even enough and I'll still be about $2,000 behind
>Pretty much no way to just pull that much money out of my ass because I'm on disability
>Paperwork for everything is taking so fucking long I'm stuck passing the time on /owg/ and jerking off

Thanks Obama

>>149250982
I'd pay that much to slap hers.

>>149251291
I'm willing to bet they did it because aiming at 5 turrets that you can't see until you're pinned by them and getting raped by the enemy team at the same time is fucking impossible without a mouse.

>>149248471
CG
COCONUT GUN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldJv9yZEp8

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>>149251291
>based on aiming skill
>Turrets were a problem

>>149251298
rolling again, riverboat and...

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Console queer here

Holy shit Zenyatta is fucking bananas if you can aim, which some of us plebs can

>tfw you get transcendent and start running around making housecalls

>tfw you annihilate flankers

Zen is best bot but I'm starting to feel sorry for Bastion

>>149251347
Thank the burgerland education where people are put into life crippling debt before they've even begun.

>>149251421
Would Bastion be good if they gave him back his shield?

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>>149251173
>mfw I cockblock the ults of a reaper, pharah, and a hanzo over the course of a single match.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10807558

http://www.strawpoll.me/10807482

>>149251527
You bitch

>>149251467
It would help a bunch if they stopped trying to factor in my parents' income as if my deeply indebted parents are gonna cover my fucking college costs

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>mfw I shield someone with Zarya and they still hide behind cover.

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>>149251031
I want to make her feel love again.

Problem with zen is it just doesn't matter you're still shit compared to mercy and kayne west

>>149251476

That would be nice, also let him move while healing and while ult transforming

And speed up turret change pls

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>>149251593

>Shield someone as Zarya
>They run away from the fight

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why is life like this

>Play Ana
>Get shat on by uncontested Pharahs and Tracers
>Lose the round
>"wow look at this ana pos never heals"
As much as everyone complains about having Ana on the team, trying to play one with everyone being a self-entitled cunt is even worse.

>300k overwatch tournament


this scene is already bubbling out of control, holy shit how can anyone have that much faith in a blizzard esport is beyond me.

>>149247035
I'm surprised there haven't been any Tracers or Genjis.

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>>149251593
>Damage boosting Roadhog as Mercy
>He says he has ult ready
>Continue damage boosting
>Teammate runs up with almost no health
>Start healing him
>Roadhog runs away from us and ults

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>>149251173
>mfw ez mode

>>149251172
most of the liability comes from the player not the character
Defense heroes are made for area controlling, not necessarily to wipe teams, that's why most of them have large AoE attacks

>Why pick Hanzo, Torb, or Widow when you should instead pick McCree or S76?
on the right hands, Hanzo and Widow can delete any hero from their screen with one click, sadly this rarely happens
Torb also, his guns are super deadly but he's more famous from the "press Q and see me doing nothing in my PotG"
>Why pick Torb or Bastion when you should instead pick Zarya?
Bastion shits out insane amount of DPS, but really needs someone with proper brain to play as an against, sadly this rarely happens
>Why pick Junkrat when you should instead pick Pharah?
Junkrat is piss easy to play and is generally a safe bet to control a choke point, Pharah on the other hand is not an "easy" character
>Why pick Mei when you should instead pick Rein?
because being a cancer is fun

On a scale of shit to shit how shit is ana

>>149251172
>torb on that list
>junkrat on the list

rank 60 spotted

>>149251669

You gotta wait until they commit senpai

>>149251291
>"Xbox, pay respects!"

>>149251619
That chin is vicious.

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>/owg/ said D.Va would get a massive buff.
>Already enjoyed playing as her.
>Practise and git gud.
>Shes now one of the best heroes.
>rek scrubs for fun.

>>149251593
It only lasts like 2 seconds, you can't expect people to change their tactic completely for such a short time. It's better to put it on people that are about to die anyway.

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>enemy soldier activates his visor
>I get killed even when behidn corners, or he chases me down eveyr time
>actiavte my visor, enemies disappear, die or I just end up dealing damage without killing anyone before dying
>tfw also can't play any simple classes like Bastion, Torbjorn etc.

Anyway to get a refund? I don't need videogames that tell me to kill myself.

so is D.Va good now? would there be any circumstances where i would pick her over Reinhardt for objective purposes?

>>149251268

Without that triple kill, you might not have been in a position to win though.

Simple geometry senpai

>>149251218

You get locked out of comp for the remainder of the season if you leave games regularly in comp.

Genji's reflect needs a 1.5 second casting delay, a much larger cooldown, a more noticeable callout, or not being able to cancel it and loss of mobility.

>>149251527
I managed to do this vs pharah, reaper and roadhog in one game.
Felt good.
We still lost [\spoiler]

>>149251794
she's less durable but much more mobile

she can do area denial from range while reinhardt has more kill potential but needs to be close

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What's her name again?

>>149251710
This would propably be a decent animay

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Zenyatta got way overbuffed

Hes in every fucking game now and a lot of times even 2 per team

>>149251916
MEKA.

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>>149251846
>Staph

>Select all pictures with street signs
>It's a picture of a water tower with a flower in the foreground

>>149251916
EZ mode gremlin

>>149251916
N.ga

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>>149251924

Bro do you even experience tranquulity

>>149251982
le bastion potg meme should have died the instant it was born

fucking christ i hate reddit

Post smug Widowmakers her face cracks me up

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>>149251593
>>149251669
>Me as Zarya and friend as Roadhog
>I always tell him "I'll shield you so go there and get hit and then retreat"
>He does that
>100% charge
>We always combine our ults

This is why you play with friends

>>149251982

>Last night
>Enemy pharah ults clearing point A. 4 person multikill
>Bastion shooting 2 people gets PotG

Okay seriously why the fuck does this game favor Bastion so much

and why the fuck does NOBODY have a highlight intro for Bastion

>>149251982
>He killed the entire team, I should get POTG where I froze one dude and used my ultimate on 2 others!

>>149251918
I watched it after people parroted how good it was but I got mad at her how fucking lazy she is.

>somehow manage to carry a team to sudden death with gold/silver on every medal as reinhardt on hollywoodsome fucker must've been right behind me on every medal, every time I looked the gold and silvers were changed round
>tell them they aren't doing enough damage if i'm doing more than all of them
>they tell me I'm not playing defensive enough
>I literally sat on the point with my shield up, objective time and damage blocked support this
>"maybe you should change if you're not being effective enough :)"
>implying
>get given defense on the coin flip
>fuck it, pick bastion because we're probably going to lose anyway
>the guy who called me out for not playing defensive picks rein
>sets up in front of me
>completely blocking my view
>the second the enemies come around the corner he drops the shield and runs at them
>not charge, runs
>across the entire point
>swinging his hammer
>I die instantly, he follows shortly after
>he ragequits
>we lose because our winston who was holding it in overtime while the rest of us were dead decides to go harambe and jumps off the point to block them in their spawn
>lose 3 games worth of ranking

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>>149251982
why Mei? bitch does nothing that would deserve a PotG
if anything it should be Lucio who needs more respect

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Tanks are the real OG's, never forget that senpai

You see a Reinhardt you got on your knees

You see a D.va you get on your knees

>>149252114

Does roadhog's ult not push hard enough to fling them out of the Tobelstein?

What is the best pick for double heals now?

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>>149251924
The first and only time I got to see a POTG by Zenny was me playing as him during PTR. Felt good.

>>149252180
Double Ana.

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>>149252079

>>149251916
Sana Hong.

Holy shit i hate Junkrat so much /owg/ why the fuck does he even exist? Literally the only hero that requires zero skill.

i

>>149252180
double lucio or lucio and mercy

>>149252178
Nope.

We have always done that, it always work.

>>149252180
Mercy
Lucio

>>149251872
Glad to see Genji criticism among the waves of outcry against McCree and Zen.

Genji has been mindfuckingly stupid since he was put into the game, and by this point enough people have had time to put in the 25 or so hours of dedicated Genji play that's required to maximize his kit's efficiency.

IMO, we need a combination of the following:

>longer cooldowns across the board
>kills significantly reduce but don't completely reset cooldowns (keeps his ult from being a skullfuck every single time he pops it)
>reflected damage should be slightly weaker, something like -10% or something, nothing too big
>why can this retard reflect almost every ult in the game? fuck off

That's it. I'd also like if he couldn't deflect during his ult but I feel like that would make it totally suck, so the cooldown thing would be a more mild change that would make it less broken without being useless imo.

>>149252246
This artist conveys a really good sense of movement, upboated

>>149251924
>a lot of times even 2 per team

Who cares about quick play.

He's still incredibly easy to kill and his ultimate isn't as good as the other supports.

All these dumbass Zens wasting their ults to save themselves lmao.

i don't know how to feel about the new fad of the losing team saying gg ez.

>>149252180
either lucio+mercy or ana+zen or mercy+zen. mercy + ana do not work together because they both really want to be healing tanks for their ults.

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>>149251173
>playing pharah on hollywood attack
>two dvas on the enemy team constantly on the lookout for my ult

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>See this
W-What do?

>>149252148
Its a good thing you got mad. Means the animay wasnt bad because it made you feel some emotions. And yeah I got mad at her a few timesas well

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>>149251527
>you will never see D.Va get HOGGED

>>149252372

Run if you value your fucking scalp

>>149251847

I know but I got only a small bit of rank whereas 2 days earlier I got a lot more for winning

>>149252323
>Glad to see Genji criticism among the waves of outcry against McCree and Zen.

There was a big thread in the official competitive forum about him being able to carry too hard solo, so hopefully Blizz took notice.

Even worse now when he ults and is nano-boosted.

zens balls are really hard to land. i feel like the animation masks how slow they actually are.

>>149252372
Whoa there.

>>149252443
That's weird because I have no problem with Zenyatta. I actually have higher accuracy with him than most of my regulars, which is weird

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>People ignore zero suit d.va and she gets a free mech every fucking time.

Finish her off you daft cunts. Fuck.

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>>149252453
General Custer Mcree skin when

>>149252443

They do seem slow. You have to lead your shots by almost double the distance the zero suit dva does

>>149251794
D.va is really really good right now, only reason you'd want reinhardt over her is to allow your mcree an advantage over the oponnents mcree

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>>149252113

No one can hide from my hon hon hon

>>149251958
I had that on my ass once

>>149248605
Zenyatta
Now D.va

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>>149252434
>There was a big thread in the official competitive forum about him being able to carry too hard solo, so hopefully Blizz took notice.

That's great news. I've been praying for the community to direct their frustration towards him for weeks now. I suppose Ana's ult was the perfect thing to catch peoples' attention.

Hoping to see McCree's range toned down, Zen's health to 175, and Genji nerfed in some way next patch. Other than that I think the game is in a great place right now, balance wise.

Oh, and Reaper and Mei should have their ult requirements increased to fall in line with the "self heals now count towards ult" thing. Dunno how they overlooked that. Please tell me it wasn't deliberate.

>>149252342
Ana + Lucio is good too. Her grenades act like a free Amp it Up when paired with his basic passive.

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>>149252503
>Finish her off
Look at her. How can I? I mean, would she even let me?

>Kings Row attack.
>Team has 2 Anas.
>Somehow manage to more or less stomp them till the last point.
>We get it close but don't have enough firepower or people pushing up win the game.
>Neither Anas switch.
>Lose

REEEEEEEE.

>>149252175
>that horribly inaccurate picture

reinhardt and winston are literally the same height

>>149252594
>BLU

>>149252594
how the fuck does Zarya have one of the highest skill floors

what are you huffing

>>149252503
Zero Suit D.Va is a MUCH MUCH lesser threat that Mech D.va or any other hero for that matter.
Plus her pistol is 1 bullet = 1 ult % so it's not like she gets a mech fast, unless you have a reinhardt or roadhog on your team.