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last >>149094515

muslim edition

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT COMP MODE
http://pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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>>149194450
Look at the archives

It's just some dude trying to get people to hate me or something
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dotsy isnt cute
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This is the best effect
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>>149194678
>>149194709
>22 seconds between posts

confirmed not dotsy
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>>149194805
Except that ain't Nebula
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6th for dubai
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yeah baby
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REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=She2s7JZsDI
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>>149194950
coooooooooocks
also stop reposting this
who cares
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TF2 IS DEAD AND VALVE KILLED IT
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>>149194950
i wonder if valve will even care
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>>149195006
Sakura a good girl
This is our lord and savior stating his business, we must listen, anon.
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god I hate muselk so much
everything about him
his smug fucking face
his shitty jokes
his shitty opinions
the way he emphasises random words in sentences when he talks
how he overreacts to every little thing that happens ingame
FUCK YOU MUSELK
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>>149194450
obviously whoever is doing it does it because he is deeply in love with dotsy and trying to get her attention so it wouldn't surprise me if he was stalking her and waiting until she comes online so she notices
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>>149194930
i dont even know what is the sauce of this
it's too cringe
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>>149194950
I'm not a fan of Muselk but I'm glad he made this

It's good when big famous people make videos like this, because I feel the same way and he's gonna get a lot of people noticing it and feeling the same way and Valve might do something about their shit game
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>>149194828
you dont know that
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>>149194868
i don't understand
i'm supposed to be put in either dubai or any of the easter eu servers
i played 5 casual matches and got put into 4 lax and 1 virginia server
if there's people getting put into these servers why am i not getting put into them aswell
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>>149194950
today I will remind them
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mfw valve will more likely listen to muselk more than to b4nny
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http://tf2r.com/k6rz7qy.html
i meant to put all for one
reraffle or just deliver?
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>>149195294
I'm a boy!
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>>149194805
correct
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>>149195572
reraff
one ref is useless
3 ref not so useless
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>>149195570
I'm ok with this

>casula mode completely removed
>good ol' quickplay system is now back
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>>149195760
t. salty he didnt win
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>>149195760
http://tf2r.com/k1ihjqu.html
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what i dont understand is why they couldnt just carry over the functional csgo casual system into this game
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i dont wanna lose casual rank

i actually like that

but i miss old quickplay too
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goodnight tf2g

*sleeps*
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>>149195926
but i did win
i can't do anything with 1 ref
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sleep tight euros
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>>149196181
i woke up 20 mins ago
sleep tight westeren yuros*
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>>149196113
you can add it to another ref and then have 2 ref
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>>149195414
its a mystery
i have no clue why anyone in that screenshot was put on that server
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>>149194950
He's absolutely right

>that guy that won the match and was MVP and yet deranked hard
goddamn
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>>149195812
fuck off /v/
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>>149196294
what if i don't have another ref
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>>149196439
>/v/

fuck off /v/
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>>149196473
Make one.
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thread theme
https://youtu.be/pGXV1c7VcG0
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>>149196534
Make me.
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tfw no one to love me
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>>149196534
but i can't
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDM2qukzKwg
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same
what if we loved each other
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>>149196836
fuck you i would never love you
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>damage reduction mechanics will never be removed from the game
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>>149196003
i dont get it
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>>149196871
why
that's rude
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>>149196669
>reality is setting in
>its a 10 year old game that is only alive to make money
>no other reason
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>Playing some MvM
>Tired of tard teammates that I can't carry
>Say fuck it and play sniper
>Double the damage of second place and carries the team
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>>149196982
mfw i get it
B)
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3 people in this general and they all are literally me
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Loose cannon or stock grenade launcher?
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>>149197268
iron bomber
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>>149197268
loch n load
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>>149197268
base jumper
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>>149196982
it's happening
turkey is doomed
they're all gonna die
x.x
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>>149197268
booties
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>>149197268
loose cannon can't even get guaranteed oneshots due to falloff now and thus lost one of its best attributes

use it for fun only

also what >>149197403 said, no matter its reputation if you are playing in a no-restrictions format it is pretty unarguably the best pipe launcher because its so damn easy to use
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>>149197268
ali baba wee booties
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bait do not reply
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>>149197941
i disagree with you
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i know homeboy, the truth hurts
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>tfw the only time I have fun as heavy is doing fat scout
I wonder if valve will make it into a more viable sideoption.
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furry man from argie land
send me an offert
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someone post the pyro reflect jump skill copypasta thing
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im running booties
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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/12/Engineer_taunts08.wav?t=20100709023109
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casual is pretty fast for me
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>>149197941
all the skill in a sniper main is their ability to tune their aimbot so they don't get detected.

source: vac ban wave.
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>>149198214
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>win a raffle
>ask for a reraffle
>win again
WHAT IS THIS
>>149198191
fuck sorry i was doing things too
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>>149198963
dumb hentai ferret
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>>149198214
>use direct hit rocket to airblast jump
>while in the air reflect fully charged huntsman arrow to headshot speedjumping soldier
>land behing heavy medic, puff n sting the medic, airblast heavy off cliff

>not the highest skill ceiling
>b-but muh w+m1 meme video from 2007
>le c-tap mastering so difficult, much skill XD

sorry homeboy, pyro has one of the highest skill ceilings. that's why comp players rarely play him, he's too risky because he's so difficult to play

any rocket/sticky jump or airshot demo and soldier can do, the pyro can do as well. with stricter timing and only when the enemy allows it, meaning you have to react faster than when you can jump at will.

>>149198785
this one sucks t b h
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will xbox get the pyro vs heavy update
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>>149198963
maybe that rig from ace is still active
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>>149199174
i don't think so
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>>149199130
>Play pyro
>Use direct hit rocket to airblast jump
>See huntsman arrow coming at me. Someone told me about this airstrafing thing to avoid stuff in the air but I don't know how to do that so I m2 the arrow at a soldier instead
>He sees it coming and airstrafes away
>Oh well I'll get this heavy medic
>Before I can do my "gotcha" and do my super skillful combo of airblasting someone in the air to take away their movement so I can land a fast-moving projectile from 2 feet away, the heavy shreds me instantly with his 500 dps minigun.
>Shitpost on /vg/ about how difficult pyro is
>Cry myself to sleep
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i love you
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>>149198134
maybe if heavy wins the war but I doubt it, so they'll give pyro a phlog 2.0 w+m1 weapon and say that they'll be also updating heavy soon and never do it
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>>149199092
>ferret
it's a betelgeusian! :]
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circle airstrafe
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>>149200223
>implying anyone can aim and time a reflected arrow easily
>implying a jumping soldier can airstrafe away from one of the fastest projectiles
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>>149197268
Matters on the map and your play style
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>>149200863
Easy to aim if you're predicting the sniper to fire correctly, easier to reflect if you're not directly on the path of the arrow.
If you were predicting the soldier to go one way and he did a 180 it's possible, but very unlikely
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>>149200626
Like Ford Prefect?
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How does one achieve this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUP-tSq_LyI
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How do you start a lan server to jump or practice anymore? Without the option to create a server I don't know what to do and my internet is too shitty to let me play this game at certain hours.
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>>149201574
~
map jump_beef
????
profit
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>>149201574
But you can create a server.
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>>149201404
what do you mean
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>>149200626
um
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can someone find me the youtube video of a scout falling down the pit of cp_steel while the Friends theme plays in the background
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>>149201963
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>>149202263
Just one more time baby!
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>>149202120
what's wrong
>>149202263
oh
that's interesting
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>>149202542
its pepe is showing
>///<
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>>149200626
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>people still blaming the comp community for shitty ass casual 12v12
>implying we dont hate it aswell
>implying we are satisfied with the current comp 6v6 after 3 years of valve "working" on it
cant even make my TF2 look like minecraft on Valve pubs anymore, baka
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>>149200626
bruh...................................................
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>>149203010
hello
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>>149194950
Sad that things as obvious as this need to be stated.
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So my steam account got banned in 2011 and I haven't played TF2 since.
Is it still worth playing?
I've put off playing it because of that new player stigma when TF2 became f2p
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cheaters get out reee
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I haven't seen a single person use the liberty launcher in months. It is the only soldier primary I see never used anymore.
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>>149203459
TF2 is currently a mixed bag. Pubs got fucked hard, but competitive MM is here (which also has a ton of issues but at least it exists now).
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>>149203010
I blame the comp community for the constant weapon "balancing" that's really just nerfs every time
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When the FUCK will Valve update the Carlton taunt with music?!?!
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>>149203620
lmao what did the comp community have to do with that
maybe valve should look at Why we ban weapons instead of WICH weapons we ban
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>>149203540
I use it occasionally. Pairs very well with shotgun, and better than stock + Gunboats in tighter/smaller maps.
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>caring about taunts
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>>149203783
When "It's Not Unusual" becomes public domain?

Doesn't work with the boom-box currently :/
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>>149203354
if i won 6 ref i would be buying hats not posting kitty porn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QhPq0eVmc


sick skill by me in MM. check it out bros
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>>149203783
>>149203865

Someone actually did send a request for it.
So there's a chance in an future update for it.


pic related
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>>149203883
i was gonna buy one but it was 1.22 and i have to trade a bit to get scrap and i'm lazy
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What the fuck is that trash emo rock, though

Get that shit the fuck outta here
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>>149203954
Just tone down the obnoxious effects pls
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>>149203954
Holy fuck what is that editing like are you trying to give people siezures what the fuck
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>>149204070
you can break down metal in game retard
>im gonna leach your entite inventory
what do you mean
is this an insider meme
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Thoughts on Iron Bomber? Been having a lot of fun with it, especially with Screen + Eyelander/Skullcutter
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all the old school fragtages just have the clips playing with some music on

thats the best style honestly
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>>149204213
i can't play rn and even if i could it would also take time
laazy
i joined a raffle he made and commented that i would leech his entire inventory
and now i'm starting to do it hehh
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>>149204472
Except when the music is fucking trash
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>>149204472
some people put a lot effort in old fragmovies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENruOrM01CQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fCpAuxrQ_I
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>>149204573
>>149204213
you forgot like half the story
he gave you the mercs muffler because you begged in the thread like a little bitch
then you won a raffle he posted after that
then you said that
desu i wouldnt have gave you anything if i knew it was you,you probably have a million alts
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>>149204424
i think it covers quickybomb's downside pretty well honestly, that is, not being able to deny area well
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>>149205171
Quickie was buffed, now it can area deny and actually does it better than stock.
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>>149205168
i didn't know if mentioning that would have been relevant
whatever it was a dumb comment
but yeah cp is a really nice dude and i don't think i'll feel good joining any of his raffles after that last one
>you probably have a million alts
i have a total of 5 accounts
none of them have items if that's what you're implying
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>>149206091
who the fuck cares about morality
free items
its like robin hood
the rich give their excess to the poor
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>Medic in pubs
This sucks, ubers are wasted and no one will listen to me
>Medic in MM
Woah I feel like a valuable part of my team and this is actually kinda fun
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nice blog i like it
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>be me 1 month ago
>jump from server to server playing upward and barnblitz over and over for hours on end while getting blind drunk and not having a care in the world
>update happens
>mm puts me in gook servers with 150 ping
>no valve servers to save me from this hell

>you don't know what you got til it's gone
>or at least 'til valve takes it away from you

i feel raped
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>both blizzard and valve fucking up their games

I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE
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>only bad players hate this update
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>Medic in pubs
This sucks, ubers are wasted and no one will listen to me
>Medic in MM
This sucks, ubers are wasted and no one will listen to me
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>>149206784
anons can't be raped
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>>149206480
That's not what rh was about,not at all....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaNLZefi-K4
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It's been a long ass time since I've played, I think I stopped around the halloween update with the payload with RED and Blu along with those magazine spells. I got a few questions.

1.What have I missed? I've heard about weapon skins and shit.
2.Is the game still alive? Overwatch fags say they're killing TF2.
3.Should I play again?
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wtf are sticky keys and why can't i spam shift in peace
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>>149207508
deactivate them
are you still using windows 7 or something
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>>149207508
Just turn them off retard
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wtf are you calling him retard for
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>>149207508
>>149207707
how

also why the fuck would i ever want windows 10
7 is comfy
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>>149207873
It'll say turn off sticky keys in the popup

>windows 10
Just downgrade(upgrade) to windows 7

>>149207707
It's two clicks to turn off sticky keys, a two year old can do it
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>>149207373
1. Introduction of a shitload of weapon skins. I haven't paid any attention to them. Several weapon buffs, nerfs, and overhauls. Introduction of casual and competitive matchmaking along with the removal of quickplay.

2. No, it's not. Only retards and redditors think that Overwatch/Valve devs are killing the game. The core gameplay is still there and still functional, albeit, even more ridiculous looking than before.

3. I dunno. Do you want to play again?

Personally, I think you should wait a few weeks because the Tf2 fanbase has currently imploded upon itself and are now trying to have the last remaining Tf2 devs to either step down/commit suicide/get raped like a Vietnamese women in Japan/ beg their fanbase for forgiveness/suck Muselk's and King Raja's dicks in forgiveness for the current update.

If you do want to play, I recommend finding a decent community server. Competitive and Casual are filled with concentrated cancer right now. Leavers/ragers/whiners are immenent and really lack the care-free nature of pubs (Competitive is actually not that bad).
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>>149208112
i click no
it keeps popping up again when i spam
this doesn't help
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YOU ARE ALL MISQUOTING ME

I DEMAND MY YOUS
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@149208336
why
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>>149208286
What is bad about the new update? Did they fuck up something major or is general bullshit?
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>>149208112
>>149208329
alright nevermind
apparently i needed to open the menu, then open another menu, then tick every box off, and then it shut the hell up

what the fjuck are these even for
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>>149208418
GIVE IT TO ME *shakes you*
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>>149208532
fresh meat can't rank up so they blame valve
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>>149208547
i think they are for "Sticky keys is the universal feature that will allow a user to press buttons separately that normally would have to be pressed simultaneously. For instance, for the shortcut Alt+Tab, simply press Shift five times then Alt then Tab."

so if you have no hands you can still press alt+tab with your nose
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>>149208659
Fresh meat? What is this all about?
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>>149208532
Quickplay was removed in exchange for casual and competitive matchmaking. Along with some of the weapon changes (Righteous Bison lost it's penetration property). I'm playing devil's advocate and saying that competitive is alright albeit still heavily flawed. Casual doesn't fulfill the hole that quickplay has.

In addition, Valve servers are now all used for casual and competitive, meaning that valve pubs are gone (for now I guess).
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dotsy isn't cuteâ„¢
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>>149208847
Tf2 comp introduced matchmaking rank. Fresh meat is lvl 1 and where most of the players are due to problems with comp.
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>>149208848
That sucks, though I understand why they'd do it.

>>149209005
Is it some kind of glitch or are players just that shit?
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>>149209209
I honestly don't know. What I do know right now is that leaving penalties are lenient as fuck right now. This means that losing teams will leave the match in order to save face. As a result, nobody moves up nor down.

It's also an issue that comp rules haven't settled in yet, meaning that 6s will usually never abide by the usual comp loadouts.
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>>149209209
>Is it some kind of glitch or are players just that shit?
nobody knows why it is like it is, valve doesn't communicate at all
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>>149209445
Huh, that sucks. I hate losing but I don't run away shrieking about muh statistics. I've never played comps but I might try it out sometime, what are some usual loadouts besides vanilla?

>>149209529
Figures, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if they're just throwing their hands up and yelling "LET THE COMMUNITY TAKE CARE OF IT."
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>>149209209
There's no kind of placement match system, so players who are shit are matched up against more experienced players constantly. IMO if you aren't that good in the first place, you've got no business in competitive.
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>Favorite map
Gorge/Highpass
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>>149209864
1 Badlands
2 Sunshine
3 Process
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>>149209864
i LOVE highpass
its such a good map for demo and scout
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>>149194950
HE'S ON OUR SIDE BOYS
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>>149209864
Metalworks, Snakewater, Badwater, Borneo
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>>149209864
Gravel Pit
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#149208621
please don't do that
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>No update today
God damn it, Valve.

>>149210336
Actually, I'm pretty sure his stance was quite different like a week ago. He flip flopped just so he can be on the popular opinions side.
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>>149210170
I thought it was super overlooked too. Every bit of the map just connects with another part so well. There are places to trimp, flank, rocket jump, get to weird places by crouch jumping, etc.

Good Spying map too
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>>149194950
>those daily player numbers
When your FPS is pulling numbers almost as low as Eve Online, you have a problem.
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>>149209864
Upward, Borneo, Snowycoast, Nucleus and Probed
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>>149210680
Please explain your love for Snowycoast
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>>149210435
please quote me please quote me pleaaaaase I want your you so bad please give it to me
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>>149210509
No wait, nvm, I misremembered his post. It was on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4o15sh/what_happened_to_competitive/d4d2kpo

>>149210643
Yeah, even though I queue up at weird times, there's still only 1k players worldwide, it's pretty sad. I know that that one SteamCharts site always says different, but I never see anywhere near close to 50k in casual.
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>>149210509
When it came up his twitter was just him bitching about quickplay being removed and how hard it is to find even a decent community server.

Apparently he says he "acts like more of a valve fanboy in his videos" because he "doesn't want to give people a negative impression of the game".
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>>149210901
I usually see around 10k playing casual
I don't remember how many played comp, but probably less than 1000
the other 39k must be playing mvm, pubs and trade servers
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>>149210790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtQXmUolktk

Maybe this video will explain it.
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>>149211135
>39k players on trade servers
How horrifying.
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>>149207351
question: have you even touched quake in your life
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>>149211134
*awoos*
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Do you spend real money in TF2?
How much do you spend?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10804865

Related video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKK9nVLvhGM
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>>149211694
Over 4k. Prolly 5k

I'm a very stupid man
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>>149211694
TF2 isn't a skinner box like most F2P games, though. Most of the time you're unboxing purely cosmetic shit, and even item drops don't really affect the game that much, considering how stock weapons are still the best 90% of the time.
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>>149211694
i was kinda scared when the mann-conomy update came out and they started doing microtransactions
ended up buying 5€ or 10€ of hats to support TF2 devs. Few months later F2P came out. Haven't spent a penny in TF2 since.
>mfw part of the reasoning for F2P was Valve noticing the huge amount of money from microtransactions rather than game sales
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>>149211694
I never spent anything in TF2, but one of my friends gave me a premium gift.

I'm kinda dissatisfied honestly.
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>>149211694
I think I have only spent around $40, not bad considering how long I have played. Is there a way to find out how much you paid just on tf2?
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>>149211804
you could literally fund a major TF2 tournament with that money lmao
i think thats around what insomnia prize pool is, maybe more
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why are you namefagging
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>>149212110
It tracks how much you've spent on your badge page, but only the amount spent after trading cards came out.
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>>149211594
answer: yes
it's still highly playable
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>>149212110
only way is to go to your steam history of payments
https://store.steampowered.com/account/history/
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>>149212119
idk
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>>149210759
>there are people who think this isn't cute
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>>149212110
Miscalculated, $102, still not bad.
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nigga, dotsy ain't q t
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F2P makes so much money
im scared that valve puts so little effort in such a profitable game
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Post good Piano tunes. I'm really in the mood for more piano after the latest Filthy Frank video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

Oh, and shouts out to the piece from the greatest Team Fortress 2 SFM of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPrPp9H6bMo
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i wish Robin Walker rushed into the TF team and was like "calm the fuck down hoe"
>restore TF2 to its glorious state in 2011-2013
>fire Jill and that other guy
>bring in a source engine guru to cure the horrible performance
>make casual and quickplay coexist
>bring in a CSGO MM guru to bring the good parts of CSGO MM
>make casual actually good like CSGO casual (IE, not 12v12 clusterfucks)
I will never stop dreaming
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>>149213247
too bad it's all about the money
dota poo and cs stop make so much more than tf2 does so they don't want to put as much effort into it as the other cash shops
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>>149213469
they could at least act like they care, instead of hyping matchmaking for 2-3 years to release a big fat turd
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>>149212350
rub her feet
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>half-life 2 wins like 300 game of the year awards
>few people buy it
>Portal 1 and 2 are some of the most revolutionary FPS games ever created
>few people buy them

>use old community mods
>port them to source
>insert microtransactions
>99% of income from Valve titles
Valve got lazy because the general public is retarded
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>>149214414
>Over 6.5 million copies of Half-Life 2 were sold at retail by December 3, 2008
that's a very good release by many standards
>>
>have a bunch of hats I don't want
>too lazy to list all of them on backpack.tf
>craft like 8 of them instead
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>>149213247
As long as the pyro gets his degreaser and axetinguisher restored back to its overpowered glory, I'm all up for that.
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>>149214643
>by december 3,2008
it was 4 year old by then
surely wasn't even top 10 in sales in 2004
>GTA San Andreas
>NFS Underground
it was truly a great year for videogames. maybe thats part of the reason it wasnt so noticed
you could think its because it was released so late in 2004, but not even in 2005 was it in the top 10 despite critical acclaim
to be fair, valve barely marketed the game
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>>149215187
pyro would still be one of the weakest classes even if they reverted those nerfs
the core of pyro is just fucked right now (and always has been imo), not even op gimmicks would fix that

>>149212189
response: ok
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>>149215223
To be fair, a lot of "critically acclaimed' games don't get a lot of recognition when they come out. Only the games that actually have a decent marketing team do.
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>>149211694

>Been playing since 2009
>Only spent $17

Huh. I honestly thought it was gonna be alot more than that. And I haven't even paid for it either, I got it gifted from a friend.
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>mfw tf2 ruined a good song with their meme shit

XD ITS NOT UNUSUAL LOLLLL
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>>149214414
Portal was revolutionary, Portal 2 was a shitty, albeit fun, cashgrab
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvhjczPD1DA
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>>149216584
Are you retarded? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1cLOIxsQ8
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>>149216147
tfw LL was never given the proper competitive chance it deserved despite being one of the most well recieved games on steam

>>149216584
yes a dude dancing in a video game made the song no longer good
doom4 did it first anyways, why arent you complaining about that?
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rate
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>>149217189
Shit.
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>>149216930
who is this cutie
what is LL
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>>149217189
>mercenary badge
>not even visible
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>>149216925
yeah I i know its from that

its the same song retard
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>>149217189
yawn
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>>149217392
Yes?? I'm pointing out that it's been meme shit for a while now, how could TF2 have possibly ruined it for you? That's like me claiming the Internet ruined https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4 for me(though Disturbed did a pretty good job of that) because it doesn't make sense. Letting the Internet ruin things for you is childish.
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>>149217189
Nice cowboy-ish look, but ditch the Mercenary.
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>>149217287
>who
literally filename
>what
Deadly Union
http://store.steampowered.com/app/261180/
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how do i get rid of these shitty items i dont want them but i want to sell them and get something for them
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>>149217625
SCM
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>>149217625
give them to me pls for free senpai

or you could just sell them in scrap.tf
>>
What if pyro's flamethrower was changed into the lightning gun from Quake?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVhUdCYA1w
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>>149217625
they aren't worth more than 20 cents a pop most likely
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>>149217695
you can sell them on scrap.tf??? thx
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>>149217695
Not him, but crap.tf is always overstocked on shitty items whenever I try to sell them there.
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>>149217796
You can still wait though.
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>>149217695
>>149217796
they only would accept 1 of them but i didnt want to trade it

maybe i'll put them on the market or something
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>want to robutts
>join match
>no one with more than 5 tours
>two pyros and a sniper
>soldier using black box with no upgrades
>engineer who actually knows what the fuck he's doing
>fuck off and abandon since i don't have the time nor the crayons to explain how this game works tonight
>10 minute wait before i can mann up again

u fuking wot valve
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>>149218150
MvM has always had abandonment penalties, ya dingus.
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>>149218150
id? Homies are on hiatus and I'm in the mood to Mann Up if we can get some more tf2gs to join
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>>149218262
Yeah, but abandoning for the first time didn't do shit. Only after the second abandon in a row. Also didn't make me wait 10 minutes to even try joining a match, just lowered priority (which wouldn't matter now since no one fucking mann's up).

>>149218269
Added you.
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If anyone has any Dueling Minigames wasting space in their backpack, I'll buy them for 0.33 (One (1) Reclaimed Metal) each.

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=98687257&token=h5vAHGFE
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have they fixed comp yet
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Anyone for late-night robots?
/id/blazindavyn
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Rate me too!
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>>149218529
Of the last 7 Days?? 30 Days?
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>>149218779
that was 7 days
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Well I finally found and solved the problem why TF2 was laggy for me...
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>>149218902
Gotchu

Also, giving this >>149218749 about a two more minute wait time before we queue up. We're gonna start off with any mission but Empire
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>>149218749
I'll come after this pub finishes

/id/690061
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>You're on your way to Swiftwater
Oh boy I can't wait for 30 minutes of the slowest format to be ended with an abandon.
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>>149219306
>Waaah, I'm losing, so I'll just quit instead of try my hardest, that'll show them!
Matchmaking was a mistake. They should bring back abandonment penalties in casual, too, quickest way to stamp out this shitty attitude, imo.
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>>149218529
kid koala is good

>>149219056
im pretty sure you just listen to the same few albums over and over again
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While we wait for the 3rd to join up after their game ends, is anyone else interested in joining up?

>>149219464
I can't help it
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>>149219518
Im new but willing to learn and be flexible

/profiles/76561198006132745/
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>>149219464
thank you my man

>>149219056
i was just about to say the same
there's always these 4 or 5 albums that are in every 3x3 you post
>>
https://youtu.be/-9Do50_ulmA
why hasn't valve hired sigsegv yet
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>>149219740
They're usually my all time favorites. Not too dirty for work and so replayable in general
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>>149220225
no clue, but at least theyre crediting him for the help

these are patch notes from recent updates

maybe they will even fix the flamethrower and make it work properly
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>>149220225
Because they probably don't pay anyone to actually work on TF2 anymore, it's just the summer project for their new interns.
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>>149219410
Tell me about it. Nothing is fucking worse though than Swoftwater because someone ALWAYS abandons and wastes so much of my time.
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>>149220225
They implement a lot of his fixes and gave him a few community items and the Finder's Fee

He's still in college AFAIK, so it's likely he'll apply for Valve afterward
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>>149211316
i normally hate gmod-type shit but that was p funny
dear diary today anon was not a fag love anon
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>>149211316
I love putting sticky traps at the bottom of those stairs inside BLU spawn on snowycoast. It's so fucked up.
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>>149220225
it's probably a good thing he doesn't get hired

he'll probably see all the "cool" VR stuff they're working on and suddenly decide to work in that department instead of TF2
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>>149216584
lmao what are you, a 60-something old lady? who tf listens to tom jones in 2016 lol
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>>149223352
Tom Jones is as cannon as Miss Pauling.
>>
I feel like I've wandered into some sort of bizarro version of Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/obsyourmom
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TyreseFranklinJr2
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>finally get to play TF2
>gonna do some "casul" KOTH
>get put into Nucleus
>gibus engies on both teams not helping the team at all
>one Classic sniper on my team near the top of the leaderboard, probs a hacker
>still kinda feels like I'm playing with bots
>we still win

good to be back
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>>149223352
point at him and laugh
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>>149224434
who.ru
>>
ATTENTION MJI

ALL JANITORS AND MODS FOR /VG/ ARE OFFLINE
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>>149225479
whjat is mji
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Screenshot thread?
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>>149194930
what thefuck is this
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>>149225591
ok
i only have comp screenshots tho
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>>149225591
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>>149225697
>It's not just a boulder. It's a rock. A rock! A rock! A great, big, beautiful rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape.
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>>149195310
>>149225673
some show in Disney XD
Muselk's true audience
>>149225752
never thought i would have my screenshot reposted by someone else
cool
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>>149225854
its a funny screenshot dude !
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>>149225838
i just realised how the perspective makes it look like hes riding it
giggled
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some community pub i joined few days after MyM
admin kept making teleporter stairs until the server crashed
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>>149226326
kek
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>>149225591
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>mfw want to airshot some fool but my back is itching
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>>149225591
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>>149226653
holy lel
mod name?
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>>149226887
torso size change is a function of sourcemod mod resize players

https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?p=1774605
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>mfw im looking at old screenshots of people in retarded poses or 1 moment before their death

this game is fun

im glad it existed
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>>149227148
kek even if he is right in some things, the game should be balanced around top players since thats how you play the game or if you keep getting better and better you might be able to get to high ranks with the years.
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we posting these now?
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>>149227295
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>>149227295
if this is your wish.....!

*spawns*

ehehe...

*HEDDSHOTSS you*

nothing personell... kid...
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>>149227424
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>>149227610
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Night night, kids
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>>149225591
is this that "mod", team fortress 2 classic or something
>>
>>149225330
I'm just a namefag anon.
>>
everyone should join this server
23.228.66.58:27015 everyone should be as cancerous as possible no admins on
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>>149228584
>team fortress 2 """"""""classic""""""""
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>>149228765
I don't see any tf2gs on it
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>mfw i take an australium rocket launcher from someone i'm dominating
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>>149228789
i literally dont see why anyone is complaining about it
everyone always says they want 2009 tf2 back, before killstreaks and unusuals and memebinds
now that it exists, "lol tf2 classic is trash"
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>>149228765
Was that good enough spam?
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>>149229183
yes my son
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>>149229178
TF2 classic runs so much better than tf2
They add a lot of scrapped TF2 beta stuff, some of wich are unpolished or not fun
>>
>>149229429
Cut content got cut for a reason?

Holy shit, who knew
>>
>>149229429
but it can always change
unlike the valve tf2 dev team, i bet these people give a shit about making this game fun to play
theyre not in it for the money, they dont even earn anything from it

>>149229478
yes
i remember the overhealer (which couldn't uber) and the nailgun from the few hours i played it
also there was a lot more stuff i dont remember about, it was a long time ago
>>
>>149229478
its cool to see the cut content tho
its just interesting
theres a lot content i would have liked to see cut from current TF2 t b h
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>Playing Casual with Friends
>Two amazing matches
>We are still getting put in Chile/Brazil Servers, but ok
>Virginia Server
>"Well, lets hope for some more skilled players rather than the W+M1 hordes we were fighting"
>7 [ACP] assholes in the other team
>7 Snipers with LMAOBOX

Well, that's one way to end the night
>>
I want Vanilla TF2 back.
I want no more trade servers.
I want no more Orange servers.
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>>149230210
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>>149230323
>>
>>149230267

like this?
>>149201458
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>get put into a swedish server when I am american so i get high ping and almost all of my teammates have high ping too
>enemy team is really bad so we win fast
should i be mad at valve or thankful
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>>149230435
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I have decided that I will play battle medic whenever I feel that my team is so bad that using the medic as a sub-par combat class is more effective than using him as a brokenly powerful support class.

I don't play normal medic anymore.
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>>149230616
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>>149204096
That isn't emo you stupid idiot
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>>149230451
Yes.

Serves me right for having fun
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>>149230267
>Amazing matches
>in a 12v12 clusterfuck
when did you start playing this game
also the situation with cheater really sucks right now
they started popping up a lot since the new casual and comp modes were released and valve doesn't do anything about them

>an aimbotter is literally #1 in the comp ladder for days now
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>>149230851
I have about 500 hours, not much, by a long shot, considering.I mostly play a week then i go play something else and eventually i return when i hear a update or i an bored with what i an playing

Even in the 12vs12 it was fun because it was one (in this case 2) of those matches that people are actually trying to do the objectives,
Even if you lose at the end it was still fun

Jesus, its worse then i tought, holy shit Valve.
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>>149201458
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/altsareghey
hurry up valve
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>join casual
>load in
>die instantly
they had 4 hackers on the enemy team, all with the same clan tag, and all had a purple rank. They've been doing this for around 30 games and haven't been VAC'd yet. They're not even hiding it, they're spinning around and shit.
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>>149231146
>15 pages of hackers
>solid evidence
>they don't do manual bans

AHGAHJGKJAKHSLKD

explain this
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>>149231545
excuses to be lazy pieces of shit
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>>149231586
pretty much

it's a damn shame that no one has called valve out for their bullshit the past 5+ years
>>
>>149231586
baka someone should just take over tf2 in a not-so-agreeable ways and patch the fucking shit out of it
>>
i was expecting an update today :(
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>>149231545
>>149231586
>>149231915
VAC only works automatically. Also, Erik and Jill don't work in that department of Valve so they can't tamper with it.
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>>149232043
I didn't say anything about those two

jill is literally some random brony on the team he is not relevant whatsoever don't even say his name desu
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>>149232043
why wont valve hire more people if tf2 is such a huge cash cow?

surely investing more into this would result in more profit, right?
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>>149232145
>why wont valve hire more people if tf2 is such a huge cash cow?
That's not how Valve works. People there can work on whatever they want if their reason is good enough. Also, TF2 isn't nearly as much of a cash cow as CSGO and Dota. There's also the fact that it's a fucking nightmare to work on a game with ten year old code.
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why not work on porting it to source2
i dont care if it takes years desu
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I don't understand people like Muselk complaining about Valve servers dying and the random/casual fun being sucked out of the TF2. Isn't the game funnier when everyone does his best to achieve team objectives? Why do Muselk and people who share his ideas never talk about community servers? They're still accessible and they've always been better than Valve servers anyways.

>>149231216
> joined 15 casual matches
> never met a hacker
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>>149232276
It took 3 years to add a matchmaking interface.

TF2 uses a Frankenstein version of Source, CSGO and Dota basically use Source 1.5 so they're relatively much easier to port.
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do people still post these
judge meeee
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>>149232276
They'll make a new game before porting it, it'd be almost the same amount of work at this point. It's for the better anyway. You could work from the ground up, leave what works, and change what doesn't. Stuff like soldier would probably remain mostly the same, but something like pyro spy and heavyasee some core tweaks, be it small or large.

Here's a question for you, /vg/, what would you put in a tf3? Answers along the lines of "hats" don't count, lets hit gameplay and class changes.
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>>149232397
>It took 3 years to add a matchmaking interface.
it took less than a year and out of those they probably only worked the first three months
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i'm sure there are plenty of workshop submitters that would be willing to work on tf2 for free

hell, valve could set up a system where on say, the second tuesday of every third month, the top 15-20 new cosmetic items on the workshop and the top 3 new taunts get added to a new crate automatically and the top rated map gets added into the casual queue

all the content would be shit, but it would be better than what we get now and they'd barely need to put any work into the game to do this
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>>149232390
Because Muselk is a complete hack, and is probably just agreeing with what he sees as "majority" opinion. I see it as a vocal minority of shitposters, and a bunch of faggots all jumping on the recent internet trend of trying to get everyone and everything to burn to the ground. "Is _______ dead?!?!?!" "Oh man, there goes his subscribers LOL", so on so forth. Everyone wants to see the world burn right now, a lot more than usual, and I think it's aimed in the wrong directions.
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valve only reacts to negative opinions, so youre a fag if you think this is a bad thing
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>>149232570
> what would you put in tf3?
Basically the Orange Box TF2 with more maps, better optimization and weaker spam classes.
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>>149232850
agree
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>the bison penetrating players was a bug
>they put it on the tip screen instead of fixing it
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http://crowns.gg/2016/07/22/parting-ways-with-our-tf2-team/

haha dead game

chinese children probably get paid more
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http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Iron%20Bomber
fuck
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Basically, I tried to join casual games 5 times and this one message keeps popping up, any solutions?
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>>149233705
wtf its going up
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reddit stockholm syndrome
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4u066k/boycott_the_mann_co_store_if_you_want_to_see/
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The only person working on tf2 is a brony
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tehjill/
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>>149233771
try rejoining?
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>>149234019
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>>149234019
> last played on 14 Jul
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>>149234050
I tried rejoining, it just says failed after 4 tries, and I pressed the abandon multiple times aswell. It just doesn't abandon. Plus it's casual so it shouldn't even give me this message.
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>>149234019
>fuccbois still fail for it
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youre right, i dont think he even works on ntf2
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rip shortstop
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>>149234715
26dollar pls
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>>149234793
rip bison
that thing is broke as hell
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at least soldier still has viable sidegrades
now scout only has stock scattergun
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when is valve going to make a scattergun sidegrade with 6 shots?
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i miss when shortstop reloaded even quicker
it doesnt even get you more heals now
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>>149234863
nice namedrop faggot
it was probably blaztar
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>>149235191
t. a buttmad 26dollar
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>>149233048
>bison penetrating players was a bug
The didn't remove that, but they nerfed the mechanic into oblivion.
They removed the fact that it hit multiple times the same person
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dotsy isn't cute
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>>149234863
>>149235191
desu im neither of them
im just a lonely who
but i do want to fuck jill's brains out
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I'm a lazy fuck, caption this for me
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>>149235356
too much of a lazy fuck to post right apparently
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>>149235356
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>>149235507
10/10 marry my daughter
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>>149235465
you are already dead
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>>149235351
valve hq is 10 mins away from me
do you want me to get you his number?
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>>149235720
do it faggot
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>>149235720
YES PLEASE
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>>149235465
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>>149234887
rip tf2, volvos reaction to community 'feedback' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMxJX7bz0BU
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>>149235507
lel
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Does pyro really need a buff? Or does he really need a fix?
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>>149235757
>>149235787
do i even approach him
how do i make a reservation at valve hq to go in and meet people that work there
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>>149236064
just tell him hes a qt and someone wants to fuck him till he's unconscious
he will definitely accept
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I kinda feel like playing a mvm tour.
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is mvm profitable anymore?
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if you buy prof killstreak fabricators and then do the thing then it might be

idk, you need to ask that ryuke guy, he seemed to be pretty knowledgable about this
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>>149225591
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>>149236987
this is pretty good
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Will this effect kike.tf

https://youtu.be/eWzZx8h9Jy4
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i hope so
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>>149236695
I don't have any spreadsheets on that, as I hate MVM. Quick math it'll cost you 2 keys to get the 4 tickets to complete a tour for a shot at something good, you'll get 4 rounds of 6(?) items, most likely to get battle worn parts, sellable at .22-.33 each. less likely to get pristine and reinforced parts, reinforced being worth shit and pristine being ~5 scrap usually. On the off chance that your final tour payload gets you a professional fabricator there's about a 38% chance you get a pro fab that's actually worth finishing. If you get an Aussie weapon your profit could vary wildly, ranging from 8 keys to 48 keys. To break even on that alone you'd have to get an aussie ~every 16 tours, which from anecdotal data is not the norm, some people on droughts of 150 or more.

tl;dr I personally wouldn't put money into playing MVM unless you have a good group and you actually like the game mode.

>>149236909
How you doin'
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>>149237215
im pretty good thanks for asking
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ask me how i am doing
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*doesn't do that*

sorry, but the attention was directed towards me

also what's with the no-replying thing, isn't that /trash/ only
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>>149231146
This guy is most cancerous retard i have ever seen. He playing with hacks everyday for like a few years. It's so fucking stupid and pointless.
I mean i got premium ayyybox by myself and i can say that it's super boring after 20 mins of playing. What is wrong with him.
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>>149237293
How you doin'
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>>149237452
you realize not anchoring the immediate previous post is something that's been done for decades, right
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>2016
>Replying to posts
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what do you mean
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haha newbie
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>>149237452
i did the not replying thing before it was cool

>>149237535
i dont want to say
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dotsy isnt cute
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the irc feels nicer now that dotsee isnt there
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i miss dotsy
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i hope he stays gone
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now snams the british redneck needs to leave and itll be the best channel
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>>149235970
He needs a place
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<shoebox> but seriously like on /sp/ and any board with flags and state discussions texans are very obnoxious
<videogames> thats chile you retard
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okay so i made it this far in trying to remove the kill screen bar
how do i remove the name
i cant figure out how without making it look like that jesus painting restoration
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>musclek talking about comp tf2
AHAHAHAH
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>>149238594
Someone post the banny MGE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3do8lRhmy1M
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4o15sh/what_happened_to_competitive/d4d2kpo

>I completely standby what I said. Its a hard truth to swallow (and obviously one people at /r/tf2 are going to be against), but TF2 simply DOESNT have the playerbase to support competitive!

ive been red pilled on comp tf2..........
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>>149238573
If it's reasonably simple photoshop's content aware fill can do it easy. It had a little trouble with it so I did some smudging
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>>149238838
holy shit thats pretty good
i spent like a good 10 minutes and all i had was a giant mess
i dont have photoshop so i guess that makes it harder...
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lol muselk
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elliott was muselk all this time.......
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>>149238932
Works fine as long as you don't ask too much of it
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muselk is a fucking retard and him talking about comp is almost as much of a joke as this update, but he's helping in getting people to talk shit about valve so good for us
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Eh, he's right that the TF team doesn't know shit about their own fucking game, at least.
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>And I mean, you gotta ask yourself, what's the cause of these problems, because bad updates, poor balancing decisions, it's not just isolated in the Meet Your Match update, this has been happening for years, and in my opinion, and the opinion of I think most people, it really comes down to communication. Outside the fact that Valve don't really seem to understand the game that they're messing with, Valve's only communication with the TF2 community seems to focus entirely on competitive players. People like b4nny, eXtine, SLIN, are, aside from the few SFM artists, the few people that have been given real personal 1 on 1 meetings with the TF2 team. Now don't get me wrong, these guys are legends of the TF2 community. I look up to a lot of them. A lot of these guys are the reason I play the game today, and they understand TF2 better than I, and 99% of TF2 players, ever will. But there's a problem. The way that they see TF2 is just not the way that the vast majority of TF2 players see the game. Right now, Valve's only real insight into the TF2 community comes from a competitive perspective, and the reality is that this is only an absolutely miniscule portion of the TF2 playerbase. Changes like removing Valve servers, buffing the phlogistinator, nerfing the Bison, and claiming that it being able to penetrate enemies was a glitch, even though it's been on the tip screen for like eight years now, these are all things that show Valve understands absolutely nothing about their game or the wants of the vast majority that play it.
t. muselk on reddit

you heard him right, the Bison, Phlog, and Valve server removal are all our fault because the TF2 team listens to us too much! we should back off guys.
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>>149239171
oh jesus i this actually made me choke
10/10
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>>149239364
hi yittrium
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>>149203540
It's useful against good Scouts, it's banned competitively for that reason.

Also if you have Gunboats on you only take about 8 self-damage per rocket jump, but you can still deal damage to people.
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>>149208659
Nobody can rank up if the enemy disconnects, shitposter.
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>>149239504
>you can still deal damage to people
I mean, technically you could kill someone irl by brushing him with a brush if you do it enough.
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>>149194950
>>149210643
>>149210901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC_aGQyFETU
>Future of tf2
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>>149239768
if you empty the whole clip into someone, its gonna deal the same damage as a full clip from stock

crazy, right?

it also comes with free projectile speed bonus and less self damage from rocket jumps!

jokes aside, its definitely better at dealing with scouts. it comes with a free extra rocket, faster projectile speed, and the -25% damage doesn't matter as its gonna take 2 rockets anyways
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how to fix the scottish resistance

75% less damage from sticky jumps
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>>149240623
You can't even jump with it unless you awkwardly stare at the floor or are literally RIGHT over the bomb
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>>149240623
but it's designed to be a defensive weapon and sticky jumping is a very offensive thing. There's not point jumping into the enemy team to set up a trap.
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>>149240543
I guess, but it's only decent at dealing with scouts, that's about it.
18 damage or 12 damage per rocket jump doesn't make a difference.
if you empty the whole clip it takes one shot more to do the same damage, takes way more time.
Doesn't juggle enemies at all, you won't get shit in the air to airshot or stall them.
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How do I remove the annoying high pitch from my custom hitsound?
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>play sniper on badwater
>peek out
>3 snipers with darwin's shields
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>>149240757
hm

what if it gave you +25 max health
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>>149240996
Booties

i'd just lead to more autistic demoknights
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>>149241065
>ScoRes + booties
>literally no offensive options or escape/engaging mechanics
>demoknight
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>>149240757
sticky jumping with that weapon is a chore anyway
the only guy i know that does it well is thebridgetroll and using that weapon still forces you to play very defensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-axKN_oR9U
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>>149241065
without the shield they cant charge and wouldnt be faster, so not really
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>>149241118
>Place sticky
>Jump at someone
>eyelander does eyelander things with it's fucking retarded range
>now you've got 4 heads and are unkillable

have fun with that
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>>149240623
just make the radius ramp-up exaggerated a ton
you can still sticky jump just fine, and you can still spam with it, you just have to aim
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>scottish RESISTANCE
>no damage resistances
hmm
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>>149240981
>Sniper on Badwater
I have no idea what it is about that map, but the only classes people play on that map are Engineer, Sniper and Soldier. It almost makes me not even want to play it.
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>>149240956
tf_dingaling_pitchmaxdmg 100
tf_dingaling_pitchmindmg 100
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>>149241331
give this man a medal
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the Shot to Hell skin looks like something out of DooM
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>>149240623
Just make it more similar to stock by reducing the upsides/downsides

lower the stickies out from 14 to 12 and lower the arm time penalty
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>>149241316
>Place sticky
>Jump at someone
>you have now 175 at best because jump+fall damage
>be the third slowest class in the game with a melee that can't random crit and has no bonus damage and you are without a shield
>Die Die Die
Also you have no damage resistance or getaway options so you die way quicker than a heavy, only that you don't have a 500dps gun
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my favorite thing to do in a pub was defending last on badwater in your go-to roamer loadout
what do u
yes u
miss about quickplay

ps:i am not complaining about casual
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was dotsy's favorite thing to do in a pub really defending last on badwater in her go-to roamer loadout
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>>149242053
>sandwiches
>w
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>w<
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>>149242053
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im interested in watching some competitive tf2. Are there any particularly good matches or tournaments to watch.
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I think im going to cash out all my tf2 items.

There is no way tf2 will recover from this.
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why didnt anyone tell me clockwork left tf2 for overwatch...
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>>149243005
I enjoyed this one. Game begins at 5:40.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0H75bMDNGs

Dreamhack was also amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoxZlTI_f_I
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>>149243337
so many of the top players moved on to overwatch really
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sometimes i feel like making a new steam account and starting all over
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>>149242053
>in an incredible display of fraternity, the entire population of heavy mains rushed to the meeting
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Is it okay that top1 matchmaking guy have "lmaobox.net" in his name?
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almost half of the top 20 mm are known cheaters mlao
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So I've decided to play after stopping for like, a year. I've read a bit about new updates but I have one important question.

Team Heavy or Team Pyro?
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both are getting updates anyway
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>>149244682
i voted team pyro, but you should vote team heavy just to make the competition a little bit closer, considering pyro probably already won.
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>>149244682
Pyro is already going to win so there isn't much point.
If you haven't voted yet I'd recommend voting pyro anyway just because they might give out a shitty little badge for choosing the winning side or something.
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>>149244779
Huh, that sucks. Ah well, I was leaning a bit towards Heavy anyway.
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really, is there any reason to not use the winger over stock??
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>>149244843
Only inferior scouts use the winger
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explain why
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>>149245018
Because they feel like they need an extra jump to be more evasive
>>
uh
the winger gives you a higher jump, not an extra jump
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>>149244871
>>149245167
You really don't know what you're talking about, do you
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when are we getting the next batch of skins man
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>>149243910
is weird to see the dude who made snowycoast in a nutshell up there as well
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>>149232419
no
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>>149245845
im gonna be mad if all the scattergun skins turn out to be SHIT again
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>>149246850
i was looking for a nice scattergun skin today and there were none
please fix this bug
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>>149247465
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>>149210901
The numbers seem pretty stable, which confuses me. http://steamcharts.com/app/440#1m

Also, how is it possible that there are 60k players online now, what are they doing?
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>>149247814
>60k players online
This always confuses me. Whenever I casual queue it says there's around 5000 people in game.
Are trade/modded servers really that popular?
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>>149248320
read the news, watch documentaries, go outside just to walk around and see new things.
Browsing 4chan doesn't give you many things to talk about in normal conversation
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>>149248320
babble on about inane shit, unless it's clearly an inappropriate moment.

Babbling makes chicks more comfortable

team fortress 2
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>>149248293
Yeah, I truly don't understand it either.
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remember the first two-three years of this game when people actually played the objective? fucking redditors and /v/tards that hated the new casual queuing because theyre probably that frundly hoovy xDD wasting a slot during the entire match
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>>149232419
would watch your favorite porn with/10
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>>149248767
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4tzjio/muselks_rant_about_the_update/d5lof46
Fuck Reddit desu.
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>Doing stupid shit on a server and having random people join in is how I gained 50% of my steam friends.
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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>>149248767
i just hate casual queueing because I have to wait longer for a game to start, can't pick my server region, and have to rejoin every single time rather than just staying with the server like old pubs.

I do enjoy a more organized game as opposed to friendly retards shitting around being useless, but I've got comp to fulfil that role.

I don't think losing pubs' quick, reliable TF2 fix was worth what I got from Casual.
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they just need to add a button after the game ends that lets you stay on the same server if you want
>>
you know pubs are still a thing, right
>>
>>149249817
all we have here are shitty minecraft servers, weird bronyshit, 24/7 dustbowl, 24/7 degroot, and trade servers
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>hey guys I think that <complaint>
>this is casual bro, relax xD
:)))))))))
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>>149249812
and a button that allows you to choose your region, with your local region on by default
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why would you play on a server that isnt your region
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>>149250482
- if you're queueing with friends from other regions
- because low ping is a crutch
- if you live in the middle of nowhere and nobody in your region is playing
- to conquer the world
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>>149250482
sometimes there are no servers on in smaller countries late at night, or no servers running the map you want in your region, and a nearby region where you might get +50 ping you can play engineer or whatever

who cares anyway, the point is that it should allow people to play in their region exclusively if they want to
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great idea, so you can get snipers with 400 ping killing you!
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>>149250760
already happens under the current system because there's no region option, and could potentially happen under the old server browser system yet I never heard anyone complain
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>change all casual servers into 24/7 map servers
>look at casual map selection choices and distribute maps to servers based on popularity
>create a 'hidden MMR' for casual and attempt to match players with other players of their MMR
>add a drop-in/drop-out feature so you can join in-progress matches
>autobalance every other round
>casual autobalance doesn't break up groups, but rather attempts to replace leavers on the other team with higher rated players and leavers on the stomping team with lower rated players
>hardware bans for hackers
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>>149250932
>could potentially happen under the old server browser system yet I never heard anyone complain
you cant leave without consequence anymore
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>>149251032
>>change all casual servers into 24/7 map servers
there were weenies whining about that too the first days of the update lmao
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>>149251098
have you even played since the last update? they removed that
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>>149251228
oh
it still takes stupidly long to re-queue and hope you get a local server
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>>149251352
dude you really shouldn't talk about the system if you haven't been using it

but anyway you really don't have to worry about 400 ping snipers, making the region lock choose your region by default will probably make most of the F2P gibus snipers stick to their own region's servers because they never bother looking at options
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>team gives up and leave
>only left with 4 players
>lose
>enemy player on other team say gg ez
gotta love casual
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>>149251610
>you really shouldn't talk about the system if you haven't been using it
i just wanted someone to reply to me
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i like fun but tf2 isnt it
>>
Where are all the good servers
>>
there are some servers in the op but I have never used them
reddit probably has some decent servers but I do not know
they're out there, you just have to find them
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>>149250645
This is such a low priority problem. If the ping is good who really cares.
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>finish mvm tour
>3 boxes
>oh shit yes.png
>pro ks neon anhilator fabricator

brb killing myself
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>>149252234
>getting matchmade into a singapore server where you have 250 ping is a "low priority problem"

I can deal with the shitty FPS and I can deal with poor ping, but not both at once
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>>149201458
>down under has to deal with that
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>>149194805
It's pretty decedent considering it's just less visible a burning flames reskin with sparkles

It's annoying how hard it is to come across a reasonable seller considering how artificially inflated it is due to the short unboxing window
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>>149232419
>fav food: oreos

would dunk oreos in milk with/10

Do you prefer the mini ones or the regular sized ones? I like the mini ones.
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^ retard
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fuk uo
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>>149251032
> hardware bans for hackers
Never ever. Volvo need you to buy game again on new account, no leave steam forever.
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>Volvo
fuck off reddit
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>fuck off reddit
fuck off /v/
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both are just as awful when it comes to tf2, yeah
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I want new spy watches.
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What do you propose?
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Boy tf2 is sure fucking dead.
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is tf2 really a boy
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>>149255848
Ohh, wow. It doubles while kids are out of school. Whoda thunk?

Meanwhile, 10 million are playing Overwatch, 50 million+ playing Pokemon Go
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compared to dota's 700,000 daily players or csgo's 250,000, yeah, tf2 is fucking dead lmao
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>>149255848
The competitive community of the game is dying though. The phrase "dead game" is not directed at the trader mains and 13 year old Brazilians, but the continually shrinking competitive community.
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>>149239504
Are you serious? 8 self damage?
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>>149194930
>muskek will never fuck you in the ass with his SUPER STRENGTH and whisper into your ear at 10 000 words per minute
why live
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when will they nerf the classic?!

it is so overpowered!
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>>149239504
>it's useful against scouts
DH takes one rocket, and you don't jump with the DH; you wait for people to jump. Liberty launcher is useless.
>>
you're useless
>>
oh
>>
am I useless?
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really tired of getting more kills as sniper than scout
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rate my sniper rifru idea:

>shooting someone in the legs slows them for X seconds
>-66% damage on bodyshots

X seconds - whatever long it takes to reload and scope again so you have this short window (like 0.7s) to take another shot while the guy is still slowed
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>>149197941
>not using the 2016 ver
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sounds p useless imo
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that's an absolutely terrible crutch
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>>149258252
any weapon that slows down your enemies is instantly SHIT
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I hate this "don't let people know what you're replying to" meme
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i LOVE rocket jumping
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i hate this me meme
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>>149258295
>Medic
>One of the highest skill floors

You just hook your beam on whoever looks the least retarded and follow them around and you can play the class.
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>mfw tilting a sniper main so hard as spy that he switches to phlog pyro and literally tea bags the dead ringer corpse

holy lel pubbies are a riot
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>>149258525
its not a meme
you just lack half a brain to notice who we're replying to lmao
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yeah me too
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>>149258616
Fucking kill yourself
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nah im good
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>>>/b/
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>>149258525
are you not able to follow a basic conversation
it isnt about "not letting others know who youre replying to" its just a way of not giving (You)s

>>149258565
>hook your beam on whoever looks the least retarded
you dont play outside of pubs do you
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oh i almost forgot
>>149211610
here u go buddy
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>it isnt about "not letting others know who youre replying to" its just a way of not giving (You)s
fuck off newbie trash, that isnt why rofl
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>its just a way of not giving (You)s
i hate this (you) meme
>>
>rewarding people for awooing
disgusting
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>>149258961
same
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>greentext
not greentext
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>>149259060
god damnit you stupid fucking idiot you ruined my joke fuck you fukcu you fuckb you
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i hate all 4chan memes post 2008 really
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i hate myself really
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you werent even alive back then be honest
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>>149259232
selling Vintage Memes, 2 refined
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you think you're hot shit because you're old? lmao
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is anonymous really 8 years old
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>>149259478
is it a stout shako
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s> my virginity 5 ref
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>start up tf2
>this song comes up
aww yeah
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>>149259571
it might be
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>start up tf2
>play the videogame videogame
aww yeah
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>>149259579
ill give you 10 you cheap whore
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>>149258803
>you dont play outside of pubs do you

You're talking about skill floor.

Skill floor is very much a pub environment.
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>>149259687
DA NA NA, DA NA NA NA NA WRYYYY
DA NA NA, DA NA NA NA NA WRYYYY
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when you reach what health should you go to a medic/kit/spawn?
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>>149258803
>are you not able to follow a basic conversation
I am
>it isnt about "not letting others know who youre replying to"
I'm aware, I worded that wrong.

>its just a way of not giving (You)s
Who fucking cares holy shit
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>>149259870
that's too much
what am i gonna spend 10 ref on?!
7 and that's my last offer
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@149260080
(you)
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>>149260078
less than 150 for heavy, less than 70 for scout, less than 100 for everyone else
but it depends too much on how close the healthpack/medic is so there isnt really a simple answer
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why hasn't demo or soldier gotten one of these yet
why hasn't demo gotten gunboats if the war updates only mean "me first!" now
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demo with hitscan would be weird, but i wouldnt mind
agreed on the second point
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because that would be dumb
because war! didn't mean that before
idiot
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>>149258586
>literally tea bags the dead ringer corpse
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people don't teabag in tf2
stop lying on the internet
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but it's only psuedo-hitscan
they'd still be projectlies, just fast with a limited range and splash
also war means this now so fuck you
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rate pls
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do you actually want to see quickie demos flying around losing barely any health
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>>149261341
i dont feel the jacket
>>
literally everything about that loadout is shit except the unusual effect
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>strange cosmetics

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>149261341
not obnoxious enough/10
only a little bit of bile rising in my throat
>>
i can't ever get unusuals or killstreak eye effects to work on loadout.tf
hwy does this happen
>>
shitty hardware maybe
shitty js edition
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bcos ur gei lol
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Rate my pottis man
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d*ng
>>
absolutely terrible
why would you even buy cosmetics for heavy, are you seriously that severely autistic
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>>149261940
generic wardog/10
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I'm convinced that it's impossible to create an aesthetically pleasing loadout for Pyro. They all suck turbo cock
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remembering that dotsy is a heavy main makes your post even funnier
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>>149261940
ZERO out of ten
>>
traderfags should watch this and weep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio
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napper's respite painted balaclavas
merc's muffler painted balaclavas
you don't need a third cosmetic
i would get this if i had videogame money
>>
*weebs*
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>>149262294
I hate this video. It's basically

>i dont like thing
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>>149262357
mad traderfag detected

sorry you spent 4k dollars on hats you can't even see in gameplay
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doesn't dotsy main scout though
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>>149262078
y tho, do you just hate pyro?
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>>149262313
>merc's muffler
puke

>>149262413
but my backpack is like $40
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>>149262464
neck yourself
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>>149262464
?????? ??? ?? ?????
>>149262445
random shit thrown together
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>>i dont like thing
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>>149262078
you must hate fun
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>>149262078
please THIS
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>>149262445
shit
>>149262592
shit
>>149262650
left one is shit right one is ok
copilot looks cute asf on pyro
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>>149262551
there is a difference between saying "i don't like thing" and critiqueing said thing with fair reasoning and opening up a discussion
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>>149262838
i dunno man some of his combos are ok
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>>149263001
t. pussy
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>>149262650
i thought the bascinet made the left loadout look kinda cool
i was using the senguko scorcher + combustible kabuto for too long and wanted to spice things up
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>>149262551
who are you quoting
>>
>>149263168
Me, because apparently liking cosmetic customization in a video game is a crime
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>>149263149
oh shit
>>149263149
>>149262838
>>
>>149263168
this post >>149262357 :)
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>>149262534
you didn't answer my question, why can't pyro have an asthetic loadout?

and stop being asspained because Pyros counter demoman
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>>149263127
I don't like this post
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Post winners
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>and stop being asspained because Pyros counter demoman
assumptions literally pulled out of your ass ROFL
>>
>>149263313
Counter this *unzips dick*
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>>149263127
delet this
>>
epic filtheh franku meme !! XD
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>>149263415
here's a winner
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>>149263313
>you didn't answer my question
???
>>149262313 is aesthetically pleasing
>and stop being asspained because Pyros counter demoman
???!??!
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>>149263554
>knowing it's an epic filtheh franku meme

i dont even know what post you're referring to
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>>149262838
is this cute then
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>tfw in top 50 comp mm
>tfw all my games was obvious aimboting as sniper
>tfw i getting hundreds of reports everyday but they all are useless
>tfw soon i will be second "lmaobox.net" guy in the top10 and valve don't even care about it
Poor legit players. It's shouldn't be like that.
>>
can you faggots PLEASE reply to people properly so the thread isn't such a clusterfuck of who ru quoting
>>
>>149263457
*unzips chastity cage*
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>>149263805
that is really really fucking cute
probably the best pyro loadout i've seen in a while
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>>149263804
who are you quoting :?
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>>149263868
Wtf dude thats gross
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>>149263925
it is called greentexting
i think
>>
>guys look @ me im hacking LOL 4chan will surely love me hhahehha
fuck off cheating scum, only come back for damage control when you get vac banned so we can laugh at you
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>>149263906
see famalam
you just need to fuck around on loadout.tf more
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>>149263805
9/10 no unusual effect

>>149262650
10/10 gotay unusual effect

seriously though i cant tell if youre being ironic or not,because it looks like trash
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>>149264039
oh right, when you have to distort what someone else said to look right
its a pretty sad way of shitposting!
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>>149264073
i wasn't the dude who said pyro can't have nice loadouts silly
i was just calling out people for having shit taste in cosmetics
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>>149264042
i actually fucking hate cheaters so much

i want to hang them all by their balls and skin them alive
>>
calling people silly is super cute
also fuck cheating scum, they are the single worst thing in tf2 and that's saying a lot
>>
>>149264212
Yeah. That was me

I'm still not convinced
>>
>>149264172
but i didnt do that
>>
if spy is faster now shouldnt sniper be faster too
fucking stupid change desu
>>
>>149264042
I'm cheating on 12yo account which i hjacked. Spent less than a dollar to make it premium and gaing access to comp mm. I'M SO AFRAID OF VAC BAN! Which wasnt happened untill i get top rank anyway
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>tfw decide to cash out on tf2
>sell all my unusuals
>starting to regret it
>not sure if I should pawn off my regular cosmetics and vintage weapons or keep them

Will tf2 get better or is it all downhill lads?
>>
who cares you trading autist lmao
>>
>>149264443
remember to use a public VOIP number when you get VAC banned so you can ban innocent people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8inbMc1o4Lw
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>>149264536
>wear gibus+pyrovision combo
>be good
Everybody hate it because they treat you as an easy frag by your hats.
>>
>its a pretty sad way of shitposting
i am a sad girl
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>>149264686
Next lmaobox ban wave will be not soon so i don't want to let some fuckers hjiack my account.
>>
jesus fucking christ
cheaters are LITERALLY the worst kind of people in this community
i don't know why they piss me off so much
probably because they feel all mighty and condescendant because they spent 20 bucks for a program that plays the videogame for them
and the single worst part is that they're allowed to feel all mighty because valve fucking lets them
i hope the reason they need to do this is because their lives are extremely miserable and there's a chance that they will kill themselves
>>
>>149265008
umad
>>
yeah, good job on noticing
did you need an external program to do that too
>>
is mouse filter a good setting to have on
>>
>>149265308
art thou astyred?
>>
/b/ tier responses desu
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well, it may be hard to make him look good
but you can certainly remove most of his team colour
>>
wouldnt wouldn't surprise me if the cheater is a /b/ regular
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>>149256243
18 with stock + gunboats
I think it's 12 with the LL
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Am I cute?
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>>149266831
NO
>>
yes
good job
>>
>>149266962
Oh.
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>>149266831
yeah, but does the scarf not clip with the fleece? I can't tell from this angle but it looks like it might
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>>149267194
It doesn't.
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>>149267194
both scarfs clip with almost everything
which is kinda of a shame really because they look really good
>>
morwanneg is cute! CUTE!!
>>
>//<
>>
>>149267319
shut up dotsy
you idiot
>>
what
why would dotsy be the only one that thinks he's cute
>>
>he

:x
>>
Please stop bullying muselk, and kindly delete this
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i wish muslek would fuck me
>>
I wish I could fuck muslek
>>
i wish muselk and i could fuck each other mutually
>>
I am indifferent towards sexual relations involving muselk
>>
>>149262650
>>149266831
winter themes fit the burny enigma alot
but why it doesnt make sense
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>>149267662
not actually replying to posts only works if the post was recent, dingbat
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Am I cute
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>>149268169
Are you Muselk?
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I'm not muselk but am I cute?
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>>149261940
remove pootis/10
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>>149267416
I don't really know that guy, sorry that wasn't me.
>>
*licks paw*
>>
tf2 no heart of gold
>>
I'm Muselk

I can type 10,000 words per minute but only where there is not jelly in the area
>>
human isn't cute
>>
Cats are cute. Blah is pretty cute.
>>
tfw you type tf2 instead of tfw
>>
i am not blah
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>>149268535
yeah right
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>///<
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>>149268835
I don't know him that well, honest.
>>
You do realize you don't even have to acknowledge posts accusing others of being you, right? You can just like, not reply, dude.
>>
didn't blah post gay furry porn here
thats like the opposite of cute
>>
tfw tf2
>>
>>149269076
shes also a massive leach
>>
saw several people thinking gpus get worn with age on a thread about tf2 optimization lmao
>>
i see
>>148174076
>>
that's a really old post
>>
11 days ago isn't that old.
>>
Guys check out

>>1
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>>149269636
>not even two weeks old
>that's a really old post

fuck OUTTA here
>>
>Error!
>The post you're looking for does not exist.
oh
>>
i use boards.fireden.net
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>>149269831
>human is too stupid to use a /vg/ archive
not big surprise
>>
but like
why bring up an 11 day old post
>>
i just remembered i made it so i thought i'd link it
>>
i looked for post >>1 on an archive and that's what it said
i am not human
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how do i open server browser by console
>>
have you tried googling it
>>
yes and it didnt work
>>
damn its been FOREVER since ive been in tf2g
glad to see the threads are still garbage like ive never left
>>
that's crazy because i found it in my first search
huh
type "gamemenucommand openserverbrowser"
lazy bitch
>>
>>149270980
gamemenucommand openserverbrowser

didn't work?
im going to try it and if it works ill fucking spank you
>>
I think he meant the command didn't work.
>>
retard
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>>149271126
Thank you for your worthless comment that no one cares about.
>>
im owrthless
>>
>>149271339
it's not like a majority of posts in this thread are relevant but being real yeah youre right
>>
>>149271498
You are most likely a literal who or a participant in a circlejerk that ruined the thread to begin with, I doubt anyone cares about your post.
>>
>>149271375
that's not a word, please be more focused when typinfg
>>
>>149271561
last time i was here tf2g was circle jerking about 8th tier posters so take that how you will
>>
>>149271339
>>149271561
Why so defensive you big pussy rofl
>>
>>149270980
*grabs you by your hips*
*bends you over my knee*
*pulls your pants all the way down*
*gives you a solid trashing until both your cheeks are red*
>>
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Which is the best?
>>
>
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>Play some Mann Up
>Normal mode
>It doesn't matter what kind of teammates I get, surely they can at least manage in normal mode, right?
>Get put into a game mid-match
>This happens.

If these people get into Mann Up servers I completely understand everything.
>>
>>149272052
They're all garbage.
>>
i thought his post was nice
don't be a bully
>>
>>149272090
>Heavy has more money picked up than the scout

o lord
>>
>>149272052
2
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>>149272052
#2, but you should lose the lip-roach

>>149272162
do you shit on anything that isn't the stereotypical class loadout? Do you like seeing 15 exact copies of Medicomaniac?
>>
>>149272541
not him but that mustache is fucking disgusting and so all of them are garbage
>>
>>149272090
>Sniper
>Two(2) heavies
>no medic
>scout has grabbed less cash than anyother class that did

[T R I G G E R E D]
>>
>>149272680
>that mustache is fucking disgusting
that's what I said fuckstick, I just saifd it in a more polite manner
>>
>>149272031
no
>>
>>149272807
>i understand why all of those loadouts are garbage
>do you shit on anything that isn't the stereotypical class loadout?
you're the fuckstick
>>
>>149195287
Yeah i'm not a fan of his gameplays but I do enjoy his tips and guide videos.
>>
>>149272830
yes.
>>
>>149272687
Best part is those two heavies were snipers when I joined.

We had three snipers.
>>
>>149272090
>2 heavies have less damage than a soldier
>sniper doing scout's job
>demo barely doing shit
evacuate immediately

>>149272687
2 heavies no medics is the meta in gear grinder btw
you can get most of the heals from scout's mad milk or just buy a heal on kill upgrade

but having a demo and a sniper on the same team is retarded
>>
>>149256183
Hence, the complaints aimed at "muh valve quickplay" are unjustified
>>
>>149273315
Who even cared about quickplay?
>>
/v/ and reddit did
>>
>>149273276
oh, I haven't done too much MvM, the meta I know is Scout Solly Demo Med Engi Heavy/Pyro depending on the situation
>>
reminder that /vg/ is still /v/
>>
Muselk said that the last update killed the casual fun of TF2 simply because Valve servers were the only place where he could collect killstreaks
>>
how new/delusional do you have to be to think that this place is similar to /v/ at all lmfao
>>
>>149273402
back when it was first introduced, it was just as shit as casul mode. Despite having <75 ms in the server browser, if I used quickplay, it would pop me into a 230 ms achevement_idle server.

Quickplay is finally dead and that makes me very happy.
>>
new
>>149273942
new
>>149273942
new
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>>149262078
Am I too late?
I'm too late.
>>
>>149273582
I'll explain with what little I know of MvM.

Demo is the core of the team. He does the most damage, he kills the most bots. He kills uber medics before they can pop uber, and he just generally is the role that can carry a team the best.

The sniper can do the demos job with explosive headshots. This is assisted by the fact that the sniper hangs back and thus doesn't need to really bother with resistance upgrades like the demo might need to and he can focus on upgrading his sniper rifle. A good sniper with explosive headshots and using focus on the hitmaker is a scary thing and can actually shit on a demos damage output. Problem is 99% of snipers are not good, and a bad demo is ALWAYS better than a bad sniper.

Scout is obvious. Collect money, mad milk robots, fan of war giants. Not much to say. Spy can do his job and use his sapper instead of mad milk, but the scout has a distinct advantage that the robots target him. Why is this useful? Because the scouts overheal means he can easily have more health than a heavy and when he builds up resistances (because he doesn't really need to put that much money into his scattergun) he's practically unkillable. Which means, for example, your heavy can focus fully on shredding robots without worrying about taking damage.

Solly is Solly. He rocket jumps around to kill stragglers that got past your team, he can kill snipers in much the same way, he uses rocket specialist to slow down particularly pesky giant bots, he focuses on the tanks, and he protects your flank. Very jack-of-all-trades.

Engineer in MvM in a nutshell: "U want sum dispenser?" His sentry is useful but it won't be outdamaging the Demo, Heavy, or Soldier. It mostly just protects the flank and from stragglers and the like. Upgrade dispenser range. Always. It's cheap as hell and useful as hell, so many engies don't upgrade this and it makes no sense that they don't.
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thats the meta for two shitties
demo/sniper takes out enemy medics
heavy deals most of the damage
soldier provides buffs
demo/soldier/phlog take out tank
medic revives if the team is shit
engineer blocks super scouts with his sentry + gives tele
pyro spychecks

thats basically it
but in gear grinder money is tame and bots have waaay more health so a second heavy replaces a medic for that additional damage and pyro replaces soldier because of the enormous amount of spies

i mean, i bet there are other viable strategies for mvm but this one is easy to execute if everyone does their roles properly
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