/twg/ Total War General

So what's the deal with this meme I keep seeing about "Muh chaos axe marauders not pulling swords out of their arse when they enter melee".
Is this just meming or is this actually somehow considered a problem?

>>149162698
Just slav posters meming

Jabberslythe dlc when? Would pay up to 5 euro's no problem tbqh

File: 15134.jpg (112KB, 1300x865px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 1300x865px

BEASTMEN LETS PLAY!!!

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMOqfsBzqLU&feature=youtu.be

>>149163191
You're a bit late there kiddo

File: 20160721121610_1.jpg (530KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

530KB, 1920x1080px

>>149162409

>Stunties try to fuck with Karl "The Man" Franz using their numbers, high armor and high Hp
>Proceed to kite them with Karl "The Man" Franz around the map for 35mins spamming Ruby Ring Fireball spell

Manlets, when will they ever learn?

>>149162698
It woulod be neat if some units (chiefly the various knights) could use their lances on the charge, then switch to sidearms like in the other games.
Unfortunately this can't be modded as of yet, as the Animationpack files are different from earlier games and we can't mod them (yet).
Personally, I don't mind too much, but I understand why some people would prfer cav pulling swords instead of poking their enemies with lances.

File: 1469069549298.png (201KB, 400x414px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 400x414px

>Tomb Kings still not announced

>>149163463
I don't really get why they did that in the first place, they can't even justify it with TT mechanics because lances are separate from standard melee weapons used after the charge.

>tfw still can't decide if I wanna get Total Warhammer or not

>>149163163
Why?
It is hands down one of the ugliest models GW has come up with pre-AoS and its battlefield role will be pretty much filled by the Manticore anyway.
Really, the only ommision that kinda bugs me are the harpies, but I can probably whip up a crow swarm or something...

>>149163658
Yeah the model is pretty lame compared to its "madness-inducing" description.

File: abv.jpg (29KB, 607x273px)

29KB, 607x273px

For your general amusement

https://forums.totalwar.com/discussion/180745/beastmen-dlc-we-need-ghorgon-doombull-and-tuskgor-chariot

https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/4tr72t/army_rosters_dont_have_to_be_complete/

>>149163563
I assume to save money in development.
I do like the game a lot but there are a bunch of cut corners all over the place (no dismounting, no victory cinematics etc.).
Maybe we'll get it down the road.

File: 1304007503665.jpg (139KB, 640x480px)

139KB, 640x480px

>>149163598

Too late now, just wait for the winter sale. Most fun game I've played all year..... yet. Lot of people complain there isn't enough content. But for a new player like me, that's just getting into the Totalwar series, each race offers 60hrs of play time, since I like to thoroughly explore their lands, their buildings, their units and only stop when I'm the last man standing in the world.

File: 1442205164832.png (151KB, 644x366px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 644x366px

>that minotaur charge

File: 1393525200124.jpg (46KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 500x500px

>>149163903
It's pretty good.

File: 1280013620804.jpg (197KB, 480x648px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 480x648px

Playing AoC and I have no idea how to avoid every single battle ending up a bloodbath. I'm playing the Danes and they have literally no cavalry, meanwhile these fucking Slavs are pumping out stacks that are 50% javelinmen, infantry with complementary javelins, or mounted javelinmen. My shit is getting completely pincushioned. I'm trying to counter them with hella archers but it takes like three arrows to kill a motherfucker but only one javelin, so I can't kill them before they've unloaded enough to make me spend another four turns replenishing.

>>149163393
>those unit sizes
why

>>149164385
More accurate to the TT

>>149164385
Toaster

File: tfw wood elves announced.gif (3MB, 427x220px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 427x220px

>tfw

>>149164170
congratz, you're a a waste of imagelimit and human life.

>>149164804
t. Eurocuck

>>149164569
more like poorfag

File: Screen Shot 2016-05-04 at 12.22.12 AM.png (78KB, 146x239px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 146x239px

Vampire SFM When

File: rare buddha.jpg (95KB, 512x556px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 512x556px

POOPOO PEEPEE 1 WEEK TILL BEASTMEN DLC

>>149164769
I thought wood elves were as tall as humans though, not french loli sized.

>Harsh (-1 public order, all provinces)
>Gold Sickness (-5% income, faction wide)

This campaign was going so well too.

>>149166369
One of my generals got harsh after he saved a province from filthy orcs. The traits make no sense in this game. Med2 and the first rome had great traits.

Holy fuck, the multiplayer is a mess right now.

>Vampire Counts is inherently so much more dangerous than every other faction it's not even funny
>Orcs are stupidly cost efficient for the damage they do and can just attack move you to win unless you're VC, in which case your attack move is stronger
>Chaos units are retardedly expensive for what they offer
>Bretonnia is barely even a faction
>Literally every Empire army (which are now rare) is nothing but snipe teams with a Steam Tank playing run about, because it's the only possible way they can win

>>149166505
>if there's a tavern everyone ends up being a drunkard
>if you have money everyone ends up wasting it

It had nice ideas but it could ave been better

>>149166743
This is why no one cares about mp babbies. you fags cry about everything. I swear last week they were bitching about how demigryphs are too strong

>>149166743

>Vampire Counts

Don't even remind me. I'm not playing mutiplayers till they get gutted

>try to line up your guys in a line
>woops wind of death just killed 100+ guys and gutted your front line
>try to stagger them
>woops got my death star going
>try to snipe them
>woah invocation :)

The stupid thing is, they can make snap decision in battle, whereas every other faction has to make a plan before the fights starts.

All they need in Mannfred on a flying mount, Cairn Wraiths, Crypt Horrors and some bats, and they can do so much. You can get a decent murder squad and still have enough left over for Blood Dragons and Necromancer. They can snipe, they can death star, they can harrass. It's stupid as fuck.

>>149166896

They were. And then they got nerfed and their cost increased.

They're pretty balanced right now, which is sad, because they were the only thing the Empire had going for them that wasn't sniping or Steam Tank cheese.

File: ALoadofBull.png (2MB, 1693x812px)

2MB, 1693x812px

I'm excited

File: aahhhhhgbhgbhbha.jpg (37KB, 205x199px)

37KB, 205x199px

I AM SO FUCKING HYPED FOR BEASTMEN AND ANY OTHER FUTURE FACTIONS AAAAHHHHH

Who'll be next? How will they play?

>>149166896

They were somewhat overpowered, but it was more that people hadn't gotten used to the other factions yet.

Now the Empire just cheeses to win, or doesn't evne play.

I think I've seen four Empire players over the last week, and swarms of Orc and Vampire Counts players, because Lore of Death and swarms of attack-move juggernauts does all the work for you.

>>149165838


How do you know how tall she is, friend?

>>149167302
wood elves, then bretonnia, then tomb kingz, then skaven, chaos dwarfs and ogres

High elves, dark elves and lizzies somewhere between tomb kings and ogres

Daemons at the very end

>>149167832
Your list makes me hard and I want to believe, but how would Lizards work if they're on an entire different continent? Expanded Grand Campaign map?

>>149164927
>t. Eurocuck
No, just too old to care for being edgy or racist on the internet.

>>149167964
Lustria campaign Lizard against Skaven.
As for Grand Campaign, they could come from one of the Southern Temple cities or simply Bamf onto the coast (Lizards can march under the sea in magical air bubbles).

>>149167964
They'll more than likely expand the map to include Ulthuan, the new world, and Lustria for them.

File: 1464515807449.png (85KB, 4096x3352px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 4096x3352px

>>149167964
expanded grand campaign, Lizzies would be on not-brazil, fighting against Norscan colonies, southern realms expeditions, AI lizards faction and skaven ( clan pestilens and that jungle themed skaven clan )

>>149167802
I thought she looked young, early teens or something, I never watched that show.

Now I'm worried why my mind made the connection between nudity = child, though.

I keep hearing it thrown around a lot, but since I'm not a MP mini gamer, nor do I play VC I have no idea.

What's the VC Death Star?

>>149168002
m8, look at the site you are browsing, are you a retard or something?

>>149167302

I am excited too, but I really hope they don't want 17 dollarinos for every dlc. Could buy a ps4 with that. (200-300 bucks)

>>149168307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiK52wLtLxA

>>149168452
I agree with you that 17 is steep for a faction, but I'm too much of a slut for Warhammer fantasy to let it get in my way.

>>149168307
its a bloab of crypt horrors and carin wraiths with a necromancer on the center as a invocation of nehek bot, you can throw other units too like blood knights and trash infantry

File: 1446162601248.gif (456KB, 480x361px) Image search: [Google]

456KB, 480x361px

>>149168002
>spends other people's money and puts other people in danger so that you can pretend to be a good person
>calls other people racist

when you have a rat problem, is it the fault of the rats or the fault of the person feeding them and ushering them into your house?

File: Bretonnian-Cover2.jpg (2MB, 2175x3000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2175x3000px

CA better do the Green Knight justice or I'll make a peasant riot.

>>149168523
>>149168572

Not him, but that looks stupid as fuck.

The fact that it works as well as it seemed to is retarded. He just charged straight in then clicked on his vamp and necro over and over to cast Nehek.

>>149168307
It's an army of mostly small, elite units like wraiths and Crypt Horrors. You use a Necromancer lord and possibly several necro heroes.

They all already have a passive regeneration affect, and you make your formation in a blob around the heroes and lord so every unit is inside their leadership-circles. Then you charge forward and let yourself get enveloped by the enemy. Every so often, a necromancer casts an overcharged Invocation that will affect the entire blobbed-up army. Small units will almost always get raised to full health so you don't worry about crumbling due to losses. The lord is in the heart of the blob so he isn't threatened.

An optional attachment is to raise zombies right behind the enemy for insta-flank.

>>149168914
>fighting for mah lady
>fighting for some elven whore and not for the grudges

Why?

>>149168573
>when you have a rat problem, is it the fault of the rats or the fault of the person feeding them and ushering them into your house?
Well, we're talking about people, not rats, unless you choose choose to conciously dehumanize them to justify your bigoted world view.

>>149169147
>breaking alliances in time of need just because someone steped on your father's toe ages ago

nice understanding of strategy, manlet

File: 1457982074986.jpg (382KB, 1792x1343px) Image search: [Google]

382KB, 1792x1343px

>>149169147
>giving your lives for some ridiculous argument your ancestor may have had hundreds of years ago
>Not fighting for the one true Lady

Of course midgets know nothing of honour.

How can I become less terrible at micro in TW: Warhammer?

File: 1435815764152.jpg (14KB, 399x286px)

14KB, 399x286px

>>149169274
>we are talking about people
too bad those poor Muslim """refugees""" think you are worse than cattle

>>149169147
> playing as autistic midgets that can't remember the last time they stepped outside their forts without some goblin or rat-man trying to shiv them with a shit-covered stick.

File: Knightly gains.webm (3MB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 800x450px

>>149169482

Gains for the lady.

>>149169619
Practice.
Start by pausing the game, observe the situation and give your orders.
When you got it down, switch to slomo, then real time.

>>149169147
>>149169359
>>149169482
>>149169673

>People pretending Dwarves or Bretonnians are relevant

LaughingGreatswords.jpg

I'll never get to play Lizardmen, will I?

>>149169672
A minority might, but that doesn't justify me giving in to the scare and denying help to those less fortunate than myself (which is the aim of the extremists).

File: Señor_de_la_guerra_Clan_Volkn.jpg (92KB, 805x883px)

92KB, 805x883px

I hope modders will make regional clans when the skaven will be out

For exemple, those are the guys that dwell under the big volcano in the south. They dye their furs in red, use obsidians as weapons and carry fire-themed standarts

File: AS222D_BRET-Vignette.jpg (2MB, 1493x3000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1493x3000px

>>149169924
>Empire peasants interfering as usual

Go back to your unvirtuous whores you dogs.

>>149170331

>unvirtuous whores

Funny, considering literally all your damsels are sneaking off to get Elf dick when the knights are away getting their shit kicked in by Steam Tanks.

Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here, surrounded by actually loyal ladies of the faith of real gods like Shallya and Myrmidia.

File: butthurt.gif (3MB, 360x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 360x360px

>>149169274
>we're talking about people
An EXTREMELY arrogant and naive point of view is that all humans are born civilized. It's not true. While there is nothing biologically wrong with the invaders, they've been brought up in a terrible society, they are half feral and lack things that westerners consider basic human psychology. This way of thinking is very dangerous and a lot of people are getting killed because of it.

You are the equivalent of people who say vaccines aren't necessary since they are surrounded by people who take vaccines they have no clue what the world would be like with out them.

>>149169924
>humans pretending they are relevant

LaughingStormcasts.jpg

>>149170614
>empire ladies
>loyal and faithful

Go ask Todbringer's second wife

>>149170614
>Shallya and Myrmidia.
>real gods

File: FLC.jpg (2MB, 2442x927px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2442x927px

My elector count works for CA.

>>149170765
>real gods
>real gods

???

>got gtx 1060
>now able to max warhammer at decent framerate

Feels good mang. On a related note, how do i into greenskins on harder difficulties?

>>149170649
>A literal fucking cuck,
I don't think you know what either of these words mean.

>>149170645

>Age of Sigmar
>Most of the Stormcasts were from the Empire
???

>>149171009
>Mortal Realms
>Empire

>>149170765
*tips bascinet
>>149170706
>says the elfcuck.

>>149170331
Says the master of peasants.

>>149170954

>white people who destroyed cultures

Which ones?

I mean, the ottoman turks fucking annihilated most of the middle east and they weren't white.

And the slavs had so many of them taken as slaves by the various islamic powers, they became the root of the word.

>>149171153
>prove that imperial women are filthy daemon worshippers
>"he must be bretonnian"

Yes, go fight-fight your knightly neighboors

>>149170990
Congrats anon, though weaker GPUs can do that too. I'm doing great on ultra with a little GTX960. Probably will upgrade anyway though.

>>149171009
>age of sigmar
get that radious total conversion out of here.
>>149171282
>slavs and ottomans are the only ones that matter.
I gotta love how you justify what happened to the aztecs and the native americans, or the people of great zimbabwe.

>>149168914
>strapping your weapon to your arm

>>149170954
Every shithole in the world that has been touched by european colonialism ended up with a higher standard of living.

also
>taking advantage of white civilization and using white inventions to bash white civilization

fucking hypocrite.

>>149171478
>get that radious total conversion out of here.
It's official fluff, deal with it fanboy.

>>149171072

>Literally all of their basic human soldiers are renamed Empire units

Gee I wonder where they got their culture from.

Also, the Stormcasts were made from the souls of those who fought in the World that Was, the Old World.

>>149171364
>empire gets shit done and their women aren't kidnapped and diddled by elves
>"t-they worship demons"

>>149171520
and every european civilization that has come in contact with the east has ended up with a higher standard of living, mostly by stealing their stuff.
Or that is alright because you built roads to the nearest ports so that you could transport it to europe.

>>149171478
>aztecs
they were literally the nazis of meso america. they'd fucking kidnap, rape, and sacrifice their neighbours constantly

>native americans
same thing

>zimbabwe
i dont read or care about african history to comment on this one, but free infrastructure, healthcare, and technology sounds good to me if i were a savage

>>149171478
Uninspired and repetitive as mods nowadays are, many a disillusioned fan don’t hesitate to call out the medium as fallen. Along comes Radious mod, the latest entry to modding self-critique and introspection.

On the surface Radious mod seems like your ordinary mod which is seemingly unremarkable but whose charm is so irresistible yet so subtle, that the people who've played it cannot but fall for it, much to the frustration of some self proclaimed "understanders of strategy" who cannot see any logic to these affections. Os et labra tibi lingit, Manneia, catellus: non miror, merdas si libet esse cani.

Unlike our hack-ridden mod industry, Radious Mod uses metaphors in an excruciatingly subtle way. Sharp-eyed spectators should be able to spot the humanistic properties Radious mod displays.Radious mod is a self-aware and self-referencing work. It points out the flaws and implausibilities which often plague its genre, yet offers no alternative. Though criticized for conforming to its genre without innovation, composing the rest of the mod with uninspiring features essential in achieving what Radious mod wishes to do. While it does highlight the unrealism which plagues the modding community, it also serves to illustrate the irrationality of passion and infatuation, which which is shown by the hatred often spewed at this masterpiece. Poor Radious is left with naught, but to hunger evermore.

The team is aware of the flaws and tropes in their work, but artistic integrity has to be weighed against the harsh market. Even so, no artist wishes to make hollow trash as much as “understanders of strategy” so often may think. Behind these stories are genuine emotions, far more so than half-assed criticisms by blind followers of objectivism.

I don’t think this mod justifies an arbitrary rating of stars; it’s much better than that. It deserves a place among the highest modern philosophical works of our world. "Nietzsche, thy name is Radious."

>>149171765
>free everything
>only they are for white colonialists
>aztecs were nazis
>so we killed them all and destroyed the ecosystem to farm cashcrops.
>Didn't it work out great for us guize :DDD

>>149171478

Shit happens.

I don't blame the Turks for what the Ottomans did, and I don't blame the Spanish for what the Conquistadors did. They weren't attacking saints, they were attacking people who likely would have done the exact same or worse had they been in a position to do so.

Some races and cultures won in their history, and some lost. The idea that we should feel guilty that our ancestors won is retarded. We shouldn't necessarily feel pride in what they did, but we shouldn't feel the need to make reparations to cultures with their own history of bloodshed.

>>149171578
>Gee I wonder where they got their culture from.
From different humans states across all Mortal Realms, which was formed after countless millenia since shitty generic fantasy world was destroyed.
>Also, the Stormcasts were made from the souls of those who fought in the World that Was, the Old World.
Nope, Valdus was from Mortal Realms (and second guy from starter too) so as majprity of Stormcasts.

>>149171765
Did the aztecs build the autobahn and create jobs?

File: 1462519843265.jpg (657KB, 3384x955px) Image search: [Google]

657KB, 3384x955px

>>149171478
>Zimbabwe
will you stop shitposting, cum guzzler-kun, go watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M and maybe eddy will clarify to you why blacks have no future

>>149171890
Government of zimbabwe chases out all white farmers. And where are they now? Starving and the government is now begging for them to come back.

>>149172000

And it's literally the Empire. That's what their culture is.

It's the Empire, right down to the clothing.

>>149170841
I doubt we'll get Zacharias, where would he even be?

My vote goes for Thorek Ironbrow

>>149171745
What are you referring to by east?

>middle east
>destroyed by mongolds then invaded by arabs before euopeans got there

>india
>euros had to teach them the burning eachother alive and their caste system is wrong

>china
>colonized

>japan
>constant war, euros had to teach them to make war properly so it could be united and finally be at peace

Euros have only been able to go "east" very recently since hordes of nomadic horsemen terrorized everything.

>>149172136
>And it's literally the Empire. That's what their culture is.
Nope. Reread the books.
>It's the Empire, right down to the clothing.
I cannot remember any black in Empire, while Mortal Realms have a lot of Order black nations.

>>149171547
No, it's a diferent product

And it's very, very bad

>>149172290
>No, it's a diferent product
D - denial.
>And it's very, very bad
Nope it's better.

>>149172067
>>149172069
After the Romans left Britain it went to shit for 200 years, what's your point?

>>149171991
>shit happens
>unless it happens to my people
>then it is another shoah and every sandnigger must die.

>>149172175
It has to be a vampire counts lord. The background/filler image for the teaser leaves no doubt.

File: image.jpg (56KB, 852x854px)

56KB, 852x854px

>That Minotaur charge

File: i wonder who is behind this post.jpg (225KB, 900x1125px)

225KB, 900x1125px

>>149171364
I wonder who is behind this post...

>>149172175
probably another shitty faction like wood elves. CA want to test the waters, if a literal who faction with a half roster sells for $20 then they know factions people care about like Skaven and Tomb Kings will sell for $40

>>149172782
>>leave niggers uneducated and totally dependent on you
They had a decades for it

>>149172248
>euros had to teach them
>the entire case before parliament that widow burning was wrong was made before the british parliament by a hindu brahmin and all the EIC did was pay for his passage to england
truly a enlightened people

I love how you glossed over the entire british landowner system which made people into bonded slaves that had to pay money back to the EIC and got shipped over the world to several british colonies.

but please, stick to your generalized view of history that confirms your own bias.

>>149172287

The Mortal Realms have a load of different things.

But Azyrheim, Sigmar's own country, is based on the Empire.

Their units are Empire units. Their style in Empire style. This is the warscrolls.

>>149172518
>that and not being able to produce their own food is the same thing
i wonder how did britain survive without foreign aid and while being attacked by scandinavians

File: 20160721203547_1.jpg (545KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

545KB, 1920x1080px

>when you realise there's no point of fighting chaos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xEJOUfMIHo

>>149173008
>But Azyrheim, Sigmar's own country, is based on the Empire.
Nope. It's not realated with weak Empire. Actually it looks more like BFG ships.
>Their units are Empire units.
Nope, it's different human factions units.
>Their style in Empire style.
It's Mortal Realms style, some of them could looks simmilar, but that's not Empire.

>>149172553

The people who lost fought. They lost, but they fought.

The people who won also fought, and if they hadn't, guess what? They'd have lost.

This retarded idea that we should turn the other cheek and let ourselves get the shit kicked into use because our ancestors won thier wars is stupid.

File: 14569470474567.jpg (94KB, 850x1285px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 850x1285px

>>149165838
Elves are taller than Men because they're the master race. Also blonde.

>>149172886
you don't do it in a decades
China was the buttmonkey of eastern asia until deng started his reforms. It takes generations of well educated people to do actually run a modern bureaucracy and a country. Take the example of British India.
They had a good thing going on post independence because they had members of the Imperial civil service who were largely indian for the most part except some of the top posts. The brits just had a tiny core of administrative civil servants who were the bosses of competent underlings.

File: 20160721203810_1.jpg (357KB, 1920x1080px)

357KB, 1920x1080px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw

>>149172518
Romans got destroyed by huns and barbarians. Zimbabwe stole white peoples farms and chased them out that is not the same thing.

>>149165838
>Evangelyne
>Loli

u wot

>>149173236

>it's not related with weak Empire

Except it's clearly based on it.

>Different human factions unit

What other human factions? There's two, and the Brett's have basically no relevance to the Free Peoples.

>It's Mortal Realms style

Wow and i wonder if it became the mortal realms style and looks so much like Empire style, because the leader of the mortal realms founded the Empire and brought as many Empire souls back as he could.

If it looks like the Empire, plays like the Empire and is led by the God-Emperor of the Empire, it's the Empire in Magic-Space.

>>149167964
IIRC Lizardmen have portals to travel. Could be using that

>>149172248
>China colonized
Nope

>Japan
>constant war
Fucking what? They were in a period of 200 years of unified peace before Europe got there

>euros had to teach them peace
Japan went to war 14 times in 100 years after Europe showed up, including a civil war

File: images (1).jpg (17KB, 357x411px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 357x411px

>>149172782
>Nigger president and majority nigger population
>whites suppressing niggers
Are you even trying at this point

>>149173008
Why do reply to slavposter? He has spent so much time shitting up thread on /tg/(and here for that matter) it's not even funny. He has read up on age of sigmar stuff just to troll. Don't bother with him. His way of thinking is too alien. Just ignore him until he leaves like last time.

>>149173540
>the old she looks like a kid but is actually hundreds of years old meme

>>149173696
ah yes, Cecil rhodes wuz black and sheit, thats why whitey chased him out.

>>149173490
Not him but post-imperial decline is post-imperial decline, doesn't matter the specifics of what caused the imperial power to withdraw.

A primitive culture got exposed to a massively more advanced one, abandoned it's old ways of operating in favour of that and then had it removed along with the infrastructure needed to sustain it.

It creates the situation where the population is unwilling to go back to their ancestors way of living, because they know theres a better way, but isn't currently capable of replicating the advances of the imperial power due to lack of education, infrastructure that was reliant on extra-national support and most importantly, a complex bureaucracy that vanishes entirely when the imperial power withdraws.

>>149173540
Some other anon tried to justify him being a pedo by saying it is just a body type and has nothing to do with age so which is it? If it looks like a loli then it's a loli

>>149173795
she's like twenty man, and she's got ample tits and hips, two things loli, pretty much by definition, don't.

>>149173569
>Except it's clearly based on it.
nope.
>What other human factions?
Read Order battletome, free guilds for exanple.
>because the leader of the mortal realms founded the Empire and brought as many Empire souls back as he could.
nope, they don't care about Empire, and actually Mortal Realms and their population (except aelves) was created without Sigmar.

>>149173836
I am talking about Robert Mugabe who has been in power since 1987 you fucking idiot the one who chased out the white people

File: CI_62881_1337513000.jpg (86KB, 800x450px)

86KB, 800x450px

>>149173795
>looks like a kid

Are you on drugs?

Looks nothing like a child, she's got developed hips and tits ffs

>>149174128
yes, and he was a military thug who just wanted to make fat stacks of cash like every other african dictator.

File: 1469045620999.jpg (23KB, 320x320px)

23KB, 320x320px

>/twg/ : french elves, zimbabwe's economy and memes

>>149174189
>Ass and big tits
>Still looks like a loli though

>>149174189
>very large eyes
>small nose
>head is disproportionally large (adult proportion would be one head height ffrom chin to nipples)

Are you on drugs, anon?

File: Slavposting.webm (2MB, 996x560px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 996x560px

>>149172430
Who could be behind this post?

Did you finally got your red shirt?

>>149173170
>Fighting without your morning coffee

>>149174325
I was enjoying the religious argument between the Empire and Brettonia, and the mutual accusations of cuckoldry.
Speaking of, Elves can't/don't have sex with humans in Warhammer do they? I can't remember anything about half Elves or Elves generally having any interest in others species beyond disdain or sadism.

>>149174554
epic comeback bro

>>149174580
>Did you finally got your red shirt?
Excuse me what?

File: 20160721205947_1.jpg (438KB, 1920x1080px)

438KB, 1920x1080px

This shit is so fucking fun y'all. These fuckers keep shitting out stacks that are 75% archers or javelin cavalry, and I have literally no way to counter them.

>>149174658
He has a point though

>>149173738
>He has read up on age of sigmar stuff just to troll

>You will never hurt yourself that badly just to get ebin reactions from anonymous posters

>>149174646
Yeah, there are half elves in the lore. Doesn't seem to be common though, probably because elves probably think fucking a human is akin to bestiality and they're superhuman enough that a human wouldn't be able to easily rape one.

Plus they don't mix with humans much, it's not like some fantasy IPs where humans and elves live together, Warhammer elves are either sailing the oceans in floating slaver-cities, hiding on Not!Atlantis or squatting in a Bretonnian wood noscoping anyone who gets within 50 metres of the treeline.

>>149174780
The mind of a kid from the second world.

>>149174762
>anon describes the basic tenants of a cartoon character
so all cartoon characters are automatically underage?

File: 1467333940813.jpg (62KB, 309x305px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 309x305px

>>149174710
only a few more volleys ivan

>>149174762
Only if you cannot into artwork.

>>149174762
Cartoon characters usually have exaggerated facial features and a larger head to accomidate them. Doesn't make all cartoon characters loli.

File: Gené.jpg (8KB, 175x295px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 175x295px

Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?

>>149174710
>slow moving heavy infantry
>weak to harrassment
you just got outskilled by the AI son.
lol, you tk him to da bar

>>149174998
>>149175127
>>149175284
Why do you even care so much? Even if it is a loli it doesn't matter if you like lolis go for it bud but don't come to me saying they don't look like children.

File: wtfmanny.png (4MB, 1853x1059px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1853x1059px

I've played a dozen chaos campaigns but this is a new one. Manny what the fuck are you doing here?

>>149174683
He's using le ebin shill meme anon

>>149175680
Just doing his duty as emperor

>>149175680
Nagsh is wek!

>>149175284
>Cartoon characters usually have exaggerated facial features and a larger head to accomidate them
And this one is clearly meant to apear very young. Looking at Wakfu, there plenty of older characters with more adult proportions, so it was almost certainly a deliberate choice by the creator.

>>149175680
I'm more impressed he's managed to complete two of his quests with that shitty army composition.

File: 300px-Ungor_Raiders.jpg (28KB, 300x219px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 300x219px

>it's a CA make better looking and better book army accurate models than GW

>>149175520
how many children do you know with tits and hips like that?

>>149167262
It looks pretty great yeah, I can see where the money's going.

File: Goddamn Vampires.png (3MB, 1916x856px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1916x856px

>>149175791
>>149175907
>>149175962
It was actually 3 Vampire Armies with Kemmler and a generic

All stacked a shit ton of cheapos that forsaken specialize in killing

It was a full vampire invasion of Norsca and I didn't catch it. Not like it mattered too much.

>>149176114
Just because she has massive tits and ass does not maker her not look like a kid

File: What the fuck am I reading - Ultra HD Platinum GOTY Edition.png (555KB, 3300x3140px) Image search: [Google]

555KB, 3300x3140px

>>149176304

>>149175520
You inability to distinguish between adult and child bodies concerns me.

>>149176402
So let's just say a kid gets implants in both her ass and tits means she no longer looks like a kid?

File: 1467556604564.jpg (471KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 1920x1080px

I haven't played a single Total War game that wasn't Warhammer since the release of Warhammer.

Now I don't want to play Warhammer since I'm too hyped for Beastmen.

I don't know what to do.

>>149176474
Having entered puberty does not instantly make girls adults, anon.

>>149176653
>loli
>puberty

>>149176653
But it does disclude them from being lolis.

>>149176653
>character is supposed to be 17
>hips and tits like that
>just entered puberty
>still thinks it's loli

As I said, your determination to attribute adult sexual characteristic to children is troubling.

>>149176597
Play dorfs. Their playstyle is about as far from beastmen as it's possible to get, so you shouldn't be burning yourself out.

>>149176597
play overwatch or something. something completely different.

by the time beastmen comes out, you'll be down right slavering for War, like a true beastman should.

>>149176859
Not him anon.

>>149176916
Might do a genocidally evil Karak Norn campaign. Just murdering other Dwarfs and slaughtering Humanity.

File: 1469064298269.jpg (88KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 1280x720px

>>149176653
That ain't a loli anon

>>149176536
Depends partly on the hips and face on closer inspection but her silhouette surely as heel wouldn't look like that of a kid anymore

>>149177035
So how the AI plays Karak Norn then?

>>149177050
But we are not talking about the silhouette anon.

File: 20160706153813_1.jpg (387KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 1920x1080px

>>149177146
Exactly. I played an evil campaign as the Dwarfs before, and it was jolly good fun.

So how do you think Radious will add harpies to the game? I reckon he'll go with
>Malagor's wings
>Ungor body
>Forsaken arms
>Gyrobomber bombs

>>149176978
>overwatch

>>149177042
Never said it was; I said she has the face and head-to-body proportions of a child, early teen at most.

>>149177252
Not him, but yes we are. Something with tits and ass isn't loli, regardless of how big it's eyes are, otherwise all weeb cartoons would be loli.

what anime is this?

>>149177361
>Implying that Radious knows harpies exist in the lore

>>149177361
Probably some other modder will do it first. Radious doesn't prioritze units that are needed.

>>149177361
Puttting a new head on a resized Vargheist would be easier, no?
Then again, the only female heads so har are hardcoded to their boobs.

File: 1469043570312.gif (2MB, 592x496px)

2MB, 592x496px

>>149177524
Wakfu

>>149177406
Yeah I suppose you have a point. But something about the character still resembles a loli but that is just my opinion though so I may be wrong.

>>149177694
not anime

>>149177694
where can I watch it?

>Darren said that a beastmen tribe pops alongside Archaon's End times

Is it the RedHorn tribe? I remember seeing something as the host of apocalypse or something that showed the main armies of the End Times, and there was a khornate beastmen herd

File: 1388637367480.gif (2MB, 634x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 634x360px

>>149177694

>>149177802
just google it

It was on tv like any other cartoon

>>149177901
cool, thanks

>>149177708
Larger eyes and the like can have other roles like conveying an air of innocence, which admittedly children are often associated with, but exceptions obviously exist. As a contrast, narrow eyes usually mark evil/scheming characters, regardless of age.

>>149177594
Good point. I look forward to the bestigor riflemen and ungor demigryph riders we'll be getting instead. Oh, and not forgetting Karl Franz (boulder hurling version).

Is it weird that the sound that plays when you're the dwarfs and you enter battle always sends a chill up my spine?

I fucking love Dwarf chanting.

>>149176653
Teenagers are not Loli's anon. Loli is prepubescent

File: PANIC.gif (1MB, 381x260px)

1MB, 381x260px

post wakfu

>>149178061
Read the post.
He din't say anything about lolis; he said that she wasn*'t drawn as an adult.

>>149177770
Frog anime is still anime

>>149178019
The warcries are great in this game. Wish shogun 2 was filled with that cliche japanese warcry.

>>149178236
anime is chinese cartoons
wakfu is french cartoons

File: 1411583488827.gif (3MB, 421x300px)

3MB, 421x300px

>>149178146

File: 51B0H48A4VL.jpg (48KB, 352x475px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 352x475px

>>149178403
And the world wonders why Nice happens...

>>149178531
edgy.

>>149164330
>>149174710
You're a viking kingdom you retard. Stop pushing south into slavland by land. Keep one garrison army in southern Jutland, and take the rest of your forces raiding down the coast. If you're going to take any land, it should be in Britain where future invaders will have to attack by sea, allowing you to sink entire armies before they ever step foot on your land. If you're fighting a land battle outside a city, you're playing the Dane's wrong

Any tips on what graphical settings chunk FPS the most?

>>149178705
shadows I think.

>>149178705
Shadows
Vegetation
Unit size

>>149178705
Shadows, vegetation, water, AA

>>149178705
Particle effects

>>149178531
Nice one
I don't get the controversy around terrorist acts. Statistically more people in France die because of their pineapple allergy rather than terrorism. If only the media didn't respond to it like this it migh have happened fewer times.

File: 145369567405.gif (141KB, 317x303px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 317x303px

>>149178146

>>149179016
And if there was a mass murder-suicide by someone spiking the Pineapple Allergy meeting with pineapple maybe the media would report that

>>149179016
And more people died from violent crimes in Chicago during the same time frame than Operation Iraqi Freedom. Yet Obama partly won on promising to withdraw from Iraq. There is a difference between someone dying of that and being attacked from an external threat.

>>149179016
That's like saying that 9/11 wasn't a big deal because more buildings collapsed that year

>>149179321
but saudi arabia is america's special ally.

>>149179016
>I don't get why non-autistic humans get so emotional over religious fanatics murdering people for lulz, since my statistic model indicates that blahblahblahblah

Not even going to bother trying to explain, most nine years olds can comprehend why having the threat of someone driving an artic over your head whilst you try to celebrate a national holiday is upsetting despite it's statistical unlikelyness.

>>149179136
This is what passes for a kids show in france?

File: Slavoj_Zizek.jpg (34KB, 360x480px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 360x480px

>>149179192
>>149179197
>>149179321
Yes althogh the whole, "oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that some familiy members or some bullshit might be offended or whatever" and "I can't travel there because some terrorist killed 15 people 3 years ago" despite the chance of being close to such an act being smaller than becoming a movie star.

>>149179665
There are topless women in normal magazines in france, they don't have that much of an issue with nudity.

File: 1456870658064.png (81KB, 624x628px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 624x628px

>>149179016

File: 14564675407.png (680KB, 653x857px) Image search: [Google]

680KB, 653x857px

>>149179665

Why did they limit armies to generals? It seems like someone NO ONE would ask for.

Playing the older games and it is so fucking nice to detach a unit of cavalry to run down some rebels on the campaign map

File: beastmen welcome.jpg (135KB, 598x617px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 598x617px

soon

>>149180272
>twilight fanfic
>kinky sex is anal
>it should be adults only
did it even have nudity?

>>149180317
To stop the AI swarming your lands with hundreds of one unit armies, all in raiding stance, that run away when you approach them.

It'd be worse than agent spam.

>>149180317
Shackles the AI so that it doesn't spam dozens of small armies and keeps the AI from flooding you with 20 doom stacks at once. It also makes keeping an army alive more important.

>>149180317

>Why did they limit armies to generals? It seems like someone NO ONE would ask for.

probably to help with the retard AI spawning hundreds of the fucking things causing ungodly run times.

a good example is Empire total war with turkey or the indian fucks

>>149180546
bet you thought yourself clever when you made that right?

>>149180546
#NotAllGoats

>>149180546
>The women aren't covered in cum
2/10 at least try to keep it lore faithful

>shut down Rome II
>tiny file of 0,1 MB keeps running
what memery is this

>>149181190
Congrats, you're a botnet now.

>>149179747
0/10 sociopath pls

>>149180546
>No poopoopeepee
>Building intact
Greenskin tier.

File: image.jpg (236KB, 1440x900px)

236KB, 1440x900px

G O B L I N S

>>149181072
No artfully sculpted piles of shit either.

Why is there Wakfu in my Total War general?
Not mad just curious

>>149181353
What site would CA DDoS?

>>149181658
/co/fags

And you thought anime shitposting was bad

>>149181517
did he eat a shroom?

>>149181667
4chan, of course

Tell me about the Beastmen.

Were they humans, or beasts before they changed?

>>149181939
>And in the time of change, man became beast and beast became man
Both.

>>149181939
they were primitive humans that got boned hard by the first time the chaos portals opened.

>>149181939
They're beasts that became like men, and men that became like beasts.

>>149181373
What you're defending is a tragical phenomenon the media is gaining big cash on. There is no respect defending the mass hysteria of these events. Especially while we hypocritically ignore other things which we could prevent if only the masses were to observe them. Sure, I'm the bad guy for disturtbing your dogmatic view.

>>149180638

>Hey so just a bit of clarification, this is a subterranean battle, that's why it's a linear subterranean fight, similar to other subterranean battles. An ambush battle using the beast-path is different to this. During an ambush, troops will be lined up along side the enemy who are marching in a particular direction. They start very close to the enemy, about 150 meters away I'd say, giving them little time to react. There's multiple ambush battle maps in the beast-paths and multiple linear subterranean maps. - Darren

Why are the beastmen going underground? Does that happen in the lore?

>last attila post 100 posts ago
this place is hopeless

>>149182341
Make an Attila post then you faggot. Stop looking for fucking handouts. Empires are made great by the sweat and tears of men, it's the same way with threads

>>149182332
the beastmen were in their underway stance.

>>149182140
>Humans are prone to illogical behaviour and value emotion over purely statistical models
>You're confused by this revelation

Are you Vulcan or something?

>>149182537
Okay but I mean lorewise why are the beastmen going underground like dwarves and orcs?

>>149182525

Empires are made great by the sweat and tears of men, it's the same way with threads - anon

Should be in the opening post

>>149182651
They just copy pasted the mechanic to make beastmen more interesting. Lore wise, most of the empire is massive, dense forest with dotted villages, so the beastpaths are just suppose to be routes that only beastmen can take.

I wonder if they will give woodelves the same thing since they are nature cucks too.

File: 14457835699.jpg (113KB, 850x598px)

113KB, 850x598px

>>149182341
>Wanting to discuss Attila in /wakfu/

>>149182651
they aren't going underground, they are traveling through the deep, tainted forests of the world that have been there since the first chaos incursions since the times of anerion.

>>149182651
Well they are pretty good at disappearing when getting btfo and then turning up again at the same place at full strength decades later.

>>149182938
ok, now I really want to fuck a wood elf qt.

is it just me or is shogun 2 easier than Rome 2?
I have to constantly deal with revolts in R2

>>149182959
Darren is saying it is underground though.

File: Kerillian chokes on her milkshake.jpg (78KB, 426x346px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 426x346px

>>149183085
Me too, who doesn't love needle-faces and soulless black eyes?

>>149183215
Well then ask Darren.

>>149183215
darren is a dumbfuck. If it's underground, why are there giant trees and shit, and no caverns?
it is functionally the underway, only lorewise you are travelling via the deep dark paths of the drakwald.

>>149183215
I think he might just be drawing the similarities between the two anon

File: 20160331175957_1.jpg (505KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

505KB, 1920x1080px

>>149182341
ahh /twg/... the eternal general

File: dark elf sorceress.png (815KB, 1500x711px)

815KB, 1500x711px

>>149183352
yeah sure, elves look like ayys m8
lore wise humans get their dicks hard whenever they see elves because they are that attractive.

>>149183615
I remember this, some sacrificial temple in south america that bodies supposedly turn up in sometimes right?

File: 20160331183827_1.jpg (462KB, 1920x1080px)

462KB, 1920x1080px

>>149183853
tower of silence in the middle east actually, Zoroastrians had interesting burial rituals

>>149180738
Jesus Christ just fuck off already you fun hating SJW turd. Leddit is precisely the hugbox you want.

File: 1434567874251.png (73KB, 454x453px)

73KB, 454x453px

>>149183853
>south america

>>149184003
they were sister fucking, fire worshiping savages

>>149184008
>I make /b/ tier images and fish for (you)s
nah, put some effort into your shitposting senpai. Hell, why don't you go on a crusade to kill all those refugees who are stirring shit up in your local area and help out your community.

>>149184223
this isnt facebook, you dont have to pretend to care about immigrants here

File: 14436594670.jpg (783KB, 1113x1591px)

783KB, 1113x1591px

>>149183637
>Dark Elves
>Looking like a super-model with pointy ears

Not according to lore. They just did that to try and boost their shitty MMO's horny teenager numbers.

Elven 'beauty' is always qualified with 'unearthly' or 'ethereal'. They don't look like porn stars.

>>149184223
>effort into shitposting
you're doing it wrong
also any OC is good OC

Is anyone else recently experiencing crashes after battles?
The game just freezes just before the loading is over, and stay like this indefinitely unless I CTRL+ALT+SUPPR.
Apparently that shit was a recurring problem before the very first patch.

>>149184453
Are you confusing WH with TES? Female DE's have looked like super sluts since long before WAR was a thing.

>>149184453
>they look like ayys
have you seen models without makeup?
they look distinctly weird.

>>149184428
I also don't want people killing other people either. Or is 4chan your super sekrit club for showing people edge?

File: 20160401210520_1.jpg (218KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 1920x1080px

>>149184214
whats wrong with worshipping fire anyway? I dont see how that makes them savages

File: image.jpg (222KB, 367x461px)

222KB, 367x461px

>Elves

>>149184819
Dressing like a particularly spikey hooker =/= having a face that looks exactly like a human slut.

They're supposed to look inhuman, Empire peasants freak the fuck out on the rare occassion they see high elves. They're physically perfect, highly symetrical and 'beautiful' but they're also supposed to be pretty uncanny valley to look at.

File: 1468880043930 (1).png (127KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 600x600px

>>149185137
>mfw elves near me.

So that new video was a custom battle, yet the heroes had limited spells and items.
They mustve implemented a point system for magic and items as the multiplayer changes they mentioned.
Hoping standards will be an option too.

File: 1465017212233.jpg (25KB, 263x263px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 263x263px

>tfw wakfu replaced anime
/twg/ is FINISHED

File: 1424583465345.jpg (100KB, 600x781px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 600x781px

>>149185137
>Being cold blooded

Enjoy being irrelevent anywhere that isn't a tropical jungle

File: plumes.png (3MB, 1152x1294px)

3MB, 1152x1294px

Who wore it better?

I really hope CA goes with the AYY look for the elves. I'm really tired of the generic fantasy elves.

>>149185084
worshipping a dead, raving lunatic on a stick is the height of civilization.

>>149185021
no rather nobody feels like catering to your needs and feelings and does what they want

>>149185679
>t. faggot
its a popular game. We are going to get waifus.
>>149185584
Late romans for sure.

File: Spartan.jpg (71KB, 480x765px)

71KB, 480x765px

>>149185584
SPARTAAAAAAAns

File: dhmis.jpg (95KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 1280x720px

>>149185426
>generic nip anime centered around some sort of school and with no real plot
that sounds really boring...

File: 14769657057.jpg (56KB, 728x343px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 728x343px

>>149185679
I just hope they give wood elves qt irish accents.

>>149185871
I don't care either way. That was a pretty low quality OC, that just looks dumb. People are freaked out by beastmen because they want to destroy civilization outright and want to return to pre rise of humanity times.

A better example would be the beastmen pic where he says
wherever I am, I must also rape.

You are better off replacing the beastmen with WoCs in that case for a more accurate analogy.

>>149186161
post sauce.

>>149184008
mate if you cant handle people having a different opinion to yours its the same thing as a hugbox

In Warhammer, what's the best race to help me learn to micro my units?

>>149184008
>getting this triggered by a post

>>149186417
dwarves are steady and don't rout easily

>>149186339
http://img.rule34.xxx//images/1826/90db2b9cabee96c7a9c42442597101c9.jpeg?1976497

>>149185584
Fits more the ancient style of fashion honestly, late romans operate on a different level of swag

File: 1469133409659.png (605KB, 728x5208px) Image search: [Google]

605KB, 728x5208px

>>149162409

DRAGONS when?

File: 145649504670.jpg (108KB, 655x599px)

108KB, 655x599px

>>149186417
Probably dorfs. High morale, high armor means they're pretty forgiving of mistakes.

Orcs is more fun tho.

>>149186703
I see you just came from the degeneracy thread on /pol/....

>>149187012
or the /v/ thread

File: 1467688213938.gif (451KB, 500x500px)

451KB, 500x500px

>>149185263
>Skinks opening his eye and propping his finger up to make him look smug

10/10

File: 325610_20160721221914_1.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

Who /Christ/ here?

>>149185584
>barefoot
why
You'd think they would learn their lesson the first time they marched anywhere that wasn't a grassy field and half their army lost the ability to walk.

>>149186703
what
the
fuck

File: 1458951827010.jpg (75KB, 639x628px)

75KB, 639x628px

>>149186703
I don't want to understand

File: radious.jpg (757KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

757KB, 1920x1080px

>not using radious for the superior artwork

File: devoutroman.png (72KB, 238x403px)

72KB, 238x403px

>>149187884

File: 1456344909398.jpg (59KB, 453x439px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 453x439px

>>149189043

>>149189043
What are the Radious units like this time round? Mounted Slayers or something?

>>149189043
What is Radious and is it worth using?

>>149189185
Orcish Nodachi Ninja

File: background-body-eagles-at-war.jpg (349KB, 1400x1943px)

349KB, 1400x1943px

>>149187884
>Christ
>Anything but Sol Invictus/Mithras fanfic

>>149189224
a meme mod

>>149186417
Empire. Use only pistoleers

>>149189185
I quit looking at his mod when I saw Black Orc Arrer Boyz.

Apparantly things have just got progressively worse.