/pgg/ - Pokemon Go General

first for instinct

42.5636478, -84.8358211
please

big thanks to the neet scanbros in discord.
this game is shit and the 3 step bug makes it impossible to find pokemon without a scan

>>149045038
More like Extinct AMIRITE!

>>149045038
BOOOOOOOOO

Have we found a nest of rare pokemon yet somewhere in Europe?

Dratini / Squirtle / Charmander / Bulbasaur for example

I see plenty of dratini nests in the USA and in Australia, what about Europe?

>>149044981
5th for all teams suck, join team no team.

>>149045089
Keep scan requests in the discord.

>>149045045
>42.5636478, -84.8358211
Scanning, give it a few.

>>149045108
Europe here, I caught one Dratini so far and Sqirtles aren't even that rare, caught three already and I'm only playing since yesterday.

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9th for intimate moments

Post more lewd pokegirls

>>149045204
Be my gf

I can't play this because my phone's too old.

Please show me dank memes so I can cope.

>>149045257
Get Nox, you can now play it.

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Daily reminder that scanning is now retard proof

>https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongodev/comments/4tojmo/pokemon_go_map_desktop_app/

If you want to spoof on your phone download the app "DisableService" and turn off these
.
Fused Location
Everything in Maps
Everything in Drive Mode
Everything in Location Services
LocationSharingSettingInjectorService + NearbyConnectionsAsyncService in Google Play services

You will no longer have a teleporting problem, works great on my phone and now I can spoof when Im not at home

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>>149045204
>yfw when you realize thier noses are like cocks and they are froting

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I think I may have found something

I know I know, discord.
Other people might appreciate this too, though. Anyone who could scan 45.473581, 9.177486999999928

Should be worth it

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>>149045164
done

>>149045320
not entirely it doesn't work for me

>>149045351
discord

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>>149045351
You're right, it was worth it.

>>149045351
nice, a charmander park

>>149045378
Auckland Domain please

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It's a "10k egg hatches into Eevee" episode

>>149045443
Post a pic of it

>>149045481
No

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>>149045481
its 5 charmanders

>>149045538
sexy omanyte

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Is it true the game is dying? Damn it, I only just got into it

>>149045320
It doesn't work for Australians and presumably anyone else outside of America

Why are parks so fucking amazing?

Why does my city have to have a park that's only 4 kilometers

>>149045595
you fucking wot m8, it's still growing exponentially.

Where's the update, man? I've been dying, waiting for this goddamn fix. Come on, we deserve a good fix

>>149045630
Thank god, the shares dropped so I assumed that meant people were dropping it too

>>149045595
only thing dying is the servers under the heavy loads

How long do bans take to take effect? anybody know?

>>149045623
I live next to a park.

You know what sucks? It's not marked as a "park" biome on the GO map. So it has fuck all.

Just kill me.

can I haz scan? :3

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>>149045464
>Auckland Domain

gotcha. give me a min.

Just encountered 22 pokemons and 18 of them ran away. Seriously considering killing myself

>>149045660
It is being dropped. Players are decreasing right now, not increasing.

>>149045595
There is absolutely no way the game can keep up its hype.

Everyone downloaded it. Many people will quit within the first 2 weeks to a month.

Hell, I'm probably one of them because of how shallow and empty this game is and how shit the combat is.

I've even had a normie tell me he's not sure about the longevity of this game.

How do the gyms work? Almost none of them are controlled by my team but some of them are. Can I just go there, drop a pokemon in it and get points?

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>We all saw this coming but were powerless to stop it: the world's first Pokémon Go dating service is launching and its name is PokéDates.
>It works as you'd expect. You sign up on PokéDates' website (not yet live, but launching today supposedly), answer a few questions about what you're looking for in a partner, and then fill in a schedule of when you're free to go roaming for pokémon. PokéDates then pairs up applicants, and sends both parties a time and location (near a pokéstop or gym) to meet up and start playing Pokémon Go. Then, presumably, comes love, marriage, a Weedle in a carriage, etc.

any way to view my pc's scan results on my phone?

>>149045674
discord

>>149045754
>Players are decreasing right now
source

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>>149045791
>Mfw

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>>149045720
last one for me for the night.

https://twitter.com/BaltimorePolice/status/755522427921326080

>wanted to get nox just to spin some stops
>lags so bad on my old laptop

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>put lure
>None shows up
H-How do I make friends in this game?

>>149045858
man I would love to find a bulba

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>>149045795
Remote desktop

>>149045791
>mfw I spoof to the date

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>>149045858
>DITTO

What is the highest IVs can be?

Is it from 0 to 15 in this game?

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>>149045887

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>>149045858
>ditto

>>149045887
You bribe them with money

Who's a grill here and wants some money

>>149045937
>>149045997
????
>>149045858
???????????????????

>>149045970
yes its 0-15

My CP 202 Jigglypuff has 97 HP does anyone know why?

>>149045858
Don't do this to me, you faggot

>>149045858
WTF IS THAT A DITTO THERE

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>>149045858
>>149045937
>>149045997
>>149046020
>>149046067

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>>149046108

>>149046108
I'll kick you in the dick

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>>149046108

Daily reminder razz berries do literally nothing

>>149046168
really?

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>>149045858
>>149046108

>can't even spoof there because will get softbanned

Why live?

>Live in small town
>1 pokestop, on the oposite side of where I live
>work on neighbour town, same size, over 30 pokestops
>none near my job
>dog park isn't mapped, no pokemons there even though I walk my dog 2 hours a day total

Atleast I can hatch some of the eggs I rarely get

Unrelated dog rant
Is this dog food? I aint eating that
You giving me some of your seasoned chicken? I ain't a pleb
Is that shit? Tastes like shit. Better eat it

Fucking dogs man

who /currently at airport booking a flight to new zealand/

>>149046217
Yep

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>level 21
>CP 16 Caterpie
>breaks out of 3 ultra balls
>Runs

>>149046270
why were you even using ultras in the first place?

>>149046250
What for

>>149046317
Because everything is hard to catch at that level.

How believable is it for Niantic that I am touring major European cities every other day?

One day I'm in Spain, the next in Monaco, then in Italy

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>>149046108
>>149045858

you fucking liar

>Japan servers
>11 hours down

JAPAN IN SUDOKU WATCH

How many shitmon evolutions should I have prepped before I pop my lucky egg?

It would be nice if I could cash in on my gyms but the store never loads

Does your lockito tend to disconnect a lot as well?

>>149046478
50-60

>>149046478
60 -70.

>>149046478
50

>>149046471
>scan is 14 mins ago
>pokemons have a timer for 15 mins before despawn
>calls him a liar
Retard

>>149045098
Same here, thanks for helping me set the thing up yesterday.
I had no idea what I was doing.

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As soon as I caught him I locked all my doors and windows and turned on my night light

Am i safe tonight fellas?

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>>149045858
HEAVY BREATHING

>The release of mobile-gaming sensation Pokémon Go in its home country of Japan has been delayed due to leaked details of McDonald’s sponsorship of the game.

>McDonald’s will hope to see hundreds of players flock to its restaurants to do battle, but it is not the first to cash in on the popularity of the game. Restaurants and bars in New York, for instance, have taken to buying so-called lures that increase the number of Pokémon available for capture, driving player footfall to their doors.

>Japanese players will now have to wait until at least Thursday to play the game, as developer Niantic prepares server capacity. The company has spent the time since Pokémon Go’s launch in Australia improving its server infrastructure. The company says it should be able to better handle the expected deluge of Japanese players after weeks of issues for Australian, US and European players, who have seen the game repeatedly taken offline.

>The delay of the Japanese launch caused Nintendo’s share price, which had soared on the back of Pokémon Go’s popularity through its link to the Pokémon intellectual property as the sole publisher until now, to dip more than 10% in morning trading in Japan.

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>>149046520
>>149046524
>>149046528
Thanks lads.

>mfw I've got 60 odd lined up

Is there a time limit on the pokemons the scan spots? If yes, is there any way of knowing how much time left to catch them there is?

>>149046428
>Tfw i work for nianshit.

Tbh wouldnt care less about you guys spoofing, you wouldnt believe how many people do that anyways.

>>149046428
You're either rich or an international business man.

Both are believe. There are tons of people who travel internationally on a daily basis.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDCg7f93R6o

Haha, modern Simpsons, they just understand me and are always at the top of current events!

>>149046651
Yeah, click on them.
It says when they will disappear.

>>149046390
What. I use pokeballs all the time at level 23 and it mostly always works.

>>149046739
oh
thanks

>>149046686
Course you do. The place only has like 40 employees and you happen to be here.

Proof or neck yourself.

does anyone have a tip for throwing Pokeballs on using Nox? My PC isn't the best that's why it kind of lags when I try to catch Pokemon I guess and it's pretty much random how far the ball will be thrown because of that and I end up wasting so many balls.

>>149046686
You realize people will want you to prove it now, right?

Anything you got to back that claim up?

>tfw u take back the gym near your house with your shitbox 309CP Raticate

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>>149046817
>Tfw trying to take a gym but shitters keep pumping it full of cp 200 crap

>>149046723
Simpsons is still running? Wtf, why hasn't it ended yet?

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>>149046567
>Peck
>Drill Run

I dunno, sounds like hes coming for you...

>>149046791
Did you make sure to go to the Nox settings and put it on high performance or w/e it's called?

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>>149046723
>modern simpsons

How do you get nox to run at an acceptable framerate on a toaster? Bluestacks runs the game fine.

Who /early morning pokehunt/ here?

>>149046567
fug

>>149046868
ohhh, I'll try that, thanks

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>>149045858
>ditto
>its real

>>149046495
Store only loads at non peak times. I only cap gyms like 3-4am, it's the only time I can collect.

Anyone knows how I auto spoof?

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>>149046817
>mfw I drop 5 weedles into my closest gym everytime I get there

>want to know where are pokestops near me
>too dumb to use the scanner

Being dumb is suffering

>>149045858
ditto actually fucking exists

>>149046629
>we have shit servers
>lets release the game to japan!
>oops, the servers couldn't handle it, who would have thunk

I swear nincuck are fucking morons.

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Share those teams
Spoofers BTFO
Oh god my calves hurt so bad please send help

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>they don't IV check pokemon they catch to know which ones are worth training
>not putting the favorite icon on any pokemon that is 90% or higher perfect and only boosting those

>>149046902
You need to enable virtualization in your bios. Even then nox needs a decent PC to run. It doesn't do well on toasters.

>>149047059
Read the pastebin

>>149047105
>implying

>>149045669
2-3 hours

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>>149047097
>Lemongrab

>people are offering 100€ for a fucking LEVEL 10 account on ebay here

what the shit

>>149047214
Mate, spoof and cash in. That's easy money.

>>149047214
Welp, gonna spoof some accounts to level 10 then

>>149047214
>sold my level 25 for $250

Was very difficult to find a buyer, though.

>>149047238
I'm seriously considering it. You can get good money if you don't pick a team and instead keep it white so whoever buys it can pick the team of his friends or gf or w/e the fuck


Make new account, start in central park or something, get to 10 quickly, pick no team, sell

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>>149047105
>giving a fuck about IVs

>>149047214
lmao murrifats

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>>149047214
>100€
>Equivalent of $11.49

Good call on that Brexit.

>>149047294
Yeah, level 10 is very easy to get too.

Where can I find these buyers?

>>149047105
I have genuinely no idea how that works, so I will ignore it forever.

>>149047097
How do you get that evolved Eeevee to get so high cp?

>>149047302
Haha you wasted dust on a poo poo pokemon!

Haha, seems like you had a little weewee accident there

>>149047351
It was a 689 CP Evee, then I dumped a bunch of dust into it until it capped out.

>>149047328
Are you sure you didn't forget a zero there lad?

It's $110.11

>>149047402
Don't the same pokemon end on the same CP?

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the grind is real

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>>149047317
>euro
>merrifats

God tier:
My Team

Shit Tier:
Your Team

Meh Tier:
Other Team

100% facts, deal with it faggots.

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>>149047439
What?

>>149047467
>being a mystic normie who watches pewdiepie

>>149047526
See: >>149047510

>restart Nox
>forget to change location before I start PGO
FUUUUUUCK
why does it always reset the virtual location to Sydney god damnit. Now if they ever ban spoofers I'm fucked...

>>149047512
Will one Flarion not end up with the same CP as another Flarion if they are fully upg?

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>>149047097
>Dr Mantis T.
Subtle.
The rest are shit.

>>149047564
Just sell the account and start a new one
:^)

>>149047564
>cheating
>in a children's mobage
You were fucked a long time ago, anon.

Should I double evolve 47 evolutions now or save up even more?

>hot as hell
>dratini on my radar
>can't track it down since footprint bug
>reload app
>it's gone

Why does the game taunt me like this?

>>149047637
>giving a fuck about how people play a children's mobage

>>149047637
>walking out in there in the summer heat to catch 1 pidgey or rattata every 3 minutes

mighty kek

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I'm not sure if I understand this. Which fishy is the best fishy?

>oh shit a beedrill
>13 seconds left

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>>149047587
What are the words you are saying

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>>149047328
>100€ = 11.49 dollarydoos
Good call on that lobotomy, cuck.

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I just got back from catching a couple of things and I think I might be ready to crack open my first Lucky Egg and jump up a few levels.

I used the PidgeyCalc (which apparently calcs all Pokemon now, which is nice) and it says this.

>On average, it will take about 27.5 minutes to evolve all your Pokémon

This is assuming 30 seconds an evo though, and I have a couple who will be new in dex so that adds some seconds on, do you think I should do it now or wait another day?

Personally I think it will take longer than the 27.5 minutes it says so cracking open an egg now I'd be wasting a few seconds only in the end.

>>149047716
146
has more space left on the bar so it can power up higher

>still no site that shows the locations of pokestops

>>149047564
Yeah, your account is marked if they ever do ban.

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>>149047716

Easy way to tell the right one is better is look at it being pretty much as strong as the left one, yet having more potential on the cp curve left and costing less dust right now

>>149047587
No, pokémon have different cp, and even the same pokémon have different cp. if you have a cp 500 flareon and max it out it won't have the same cp as a maxed out 1k cp flareon.

>>149047105
>>149047765
>MinMaxing this hard
Is this fun? Not baiting/trolling, I'm geniunely curious if this kind of autistic behavior (You have to admit it kind of is) makes the game more enjoyable.

>>149045673

Iktf. I live next to a cemetery that nothing spawns in for the same reason.

>>149047885
>being new to Pokemon

Never play the main games lad, you would cry

>>149047885
using the IV calc is pure autism
the CP difference between a 50% perfect and 100% perfect is minimal

>>149047885
Fuck off you boring cunt.

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>he doesn't just play the game as intended and collect the pokemon

>>149047759
They are not that hard to understand. The same pokemon get's the same CP as any other of the same kind of pokemon, right?

Then how did he get almost 2k with that evolved eevee?

>>149047962
Good thing CP isn't all that matters, retardo deluxe

Pokemon have HP, stamina and a hidden attack stat

>>149047996
>being a kid
There's a reason why I crush you with my pentaperfect fighting machines

>>149047953
>Never play the main games lad, you would cry
breeding for natures/ 5ivs is easier than it's ever been

>>149047885
>games
>fun

Ever since literally every game started having levels and XP I've been minmaxing as hard as I can.

I can't say it's fun, if anything I hate it, but it sickens me to play any other way, it just feels so wasteful knowing that I'm using something that gives me 5k XP one way but 15k XP another more complex way.

Gone are the blissfully ignorant days of running through Pokemon games with a team I love and cherish, here are the days where I will throw out my precious Pokefriends in favour of higher IV ones.

>>149047996
We are collecting Pokemon? If you mean MinMaxing isn't as intended you're kind of wrong since having powerful Pokemon in Gyms is the intention of the game as well.

any suggested remote desktop apps for android?

Silly question, but when you start the app on Nox, or even just a phone or anything.

How do you make sure it goes to the "create an account" page in the beginning? Maybe I don't want to automatically log into the acc I played with the day before

>>149048098
>Maybe I don't want to automatically log into the acc I played with the day before

Remove your google account in android settings before launching the game.

>>149047864
What. The. Fuck

I didn't know this shit.

>>149047662
>>149047662
I was able to do 55 evos with one lucky egg and still had time to spare. And that's with my game freezing once and needing to be restarted. Assuming the game doesn't shit the bed, you could probably evolve 60 pokemon in one lucky egg duration.

>>149048019
and where are you going to use your 15/15/15 pokemon autismo ?
you can win every fight without ever being hit when attacking
and when defending you will get destroyed no matter what mon you put in there

I just realized that Niantic is letting the spoofers run rampart for few weeks and then ban them all at once. Pretty sure most of them won't bother restarting.

>>149048173
When 1v1 battles are out

:^)

>>149047820
hmm well I just logged back in and I am actually not softbanned, weird
Maybe because I immediately quit the game when I realized I fucked up it didn't register... let's hope for the best I guess

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>>149047159
I give up

>>149048214
>implying you'll find people to fight then

If anyone could scan Glenelg North, South Australia that'd be great.

It's impossible to play this shit without expanded bag space.

Why the fuck are starters so hard to catch?

This fucking charmander jumped out so many balls it's unreal

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Can the next OP replace the scanner guide with this?

https://github.com/mchristopher/PokemonGo-DesktopMap/releases

It doesn't require any messing with Python shit, just download unzip and run.

>>149048206
Stay delusional.

There are no bans.

52.391113, 9.741818
M-mewtwo!?

>>149048206
I spent $10 in the shop so I'm sure my account has a good boy flag.

>>149048321
>Event only

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>>149047097
BOI I remember you from an earlier thread catching that Lapras

why does jigglypuff have so much hp
>>149048308
i get blank map

>>149048308
How often is it updated? Does it pull from the current scanner?

>>149048303
Oh god I know. This is the one crutch of F2P games that I hate. I'm fine with a payed currency, I'm fine with buying items like balls and incubators, but for fuck sake give us useable bag space.

Not even that, just let me make a single payment so I can have unlimited or even just significantly bigger space. It's something like £2 for 50 extra spaces, it's fuck all.

>>149048310
Like this won't happen again.
https://plus.google.com/+Ingress/posts/EaAmBqfBQck

>>149048374
>i get blank map
restart and make sure you close python.exe process

>>149048417
Ingress was a whole other game. Same dev sure, but poke go isn't nearly as competitive as ingress is.

Keep pointing to ingress walker. You'll be saying the the same thing about bans coming same time next month.

>>149046782
>>149046796

All i can say is that if you want to unlock legendaries, you'll have to pick a team, own a gym and need to catch 130-140 different Pokemon

>>149048487
That isn't proof idiot.

Neck yourself.

>>149048487
>still no proof
nah

>>149048378
It seems to be the same as the AAAAAH guys build but in a nice little GUI.

>>149048484
I'm possitive they will ban stupid spoofers, but I doubt they would go to the effort of pinpointing careful spoofers since it doesn't effect the gameplay.

I have heard about them doing team based events where people can get their teams pokemon (whichever of the birds) so maybe then they will try? I don't imagine a lot of resources going into it though.

>>149048484
I guess we'll just have to wait and see. I'm not too mad about spoofing but still would like to see bans.

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>>149048487
>find legendary
>servers shit the bed like they always do when I finally find something rare

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pokevision.com
Is this better than scanning?

>>149047839
Okay, thanks. I think I'm starting to understand how it works now. I'll try to get a bit stronger fish before considering evolving though.

I just can't enjoy this game the legit way anymore after having spoofed for a day.

Compared to all the cool pokemon I find by spoofing myself to a major city some hours away it's a SAD life here where I am in real life. Pidgeys, zubats and rattatas, that's all I ever get here. And not even many of them, just a few.

It's just not fun anymore to sweat my ass off outside for some fucking rats.

I am confident I would play this game the legit way if I lived in such a major city with parks full of cool pokemon. Oh well.

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>>149045475
had this yesterday my bro. other 10km was a goldeen or some other fuckwit I had already

where my aerodactyls at?

Do pikachus always run if you don't get them with the first ball? I've only seen 3 and they've all done this

>>149045475
I'd be ok with an eevee right now because they're so rare around here.

>>149048694
>live in NY
>every day go to central park
>pokemon spawn every step you take
god thats the dream right there

>>149048650
No. It's a shit site.

>>149048650
It's accurate but from what I can tell the scan radius is only like a 1/4 mile

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>it takes more than 3 minutes to drive there

>>149048790
Why?

>>149048771
Anything like that, yeah.

New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Melbourne, Sydney, Canberra, London, Madrid, Milan, Rome, Boston, Vancouver, it doesn't matter.

Any major city is great

>>149048694
It's only fun when you're walking around with friends, really. I go on runs to hatch my eggs, scanning before I go out (bats and birds and the rare oddish), and then spoof without the scanner in the nearest town after.

>>149048694
I've stopped actively searching for pokémon because of the footprint stuff, the only time I play anymore is when making trips downtown and I find something rare every time.

Guys, help. Which team do I go with?
Valor seems like the generic go-to choice, Instinct is dead and empty and Mystic is fedoracore garbage.

>>149048308
Doesn't work for me and the real scanner does. Looks like it's still in beta or some shit.

Why are you even given Poke Balls at a certain level? I can't even catch Pidgeys with them anymore

>growlithe
>765 cp
>runs away after first ball
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149048821
Scans a tiny tiny radius compared to the github scanner. That and it doesn't work a lot of the time.

>>149048856
mystic is normie, redditor and youtuber eceleb
valor is nothing but angry and edgy kids who deface monuments with graffiti all the time, seriously all valor players I see are kids or teenagers at best
instinct is hipster/underdog, but at least more gyms to attack = more xp

I just used the incest thing at my office. Can I just stay in one spot and pokemon will come to me or do I need to walk around the building? Its not very big

>>149048798
It doesnt even find the pokestops for me, let alone the pokemons.

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>>149045320
Thank you sir

>>149048948
Instinct sounds like a pain to be in, but eh. I'll probably go with that.

>>149048971
>incest thing

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>>149048971
>incest thing

Can I bring my sister and join you?

>>149045320
Doesnt work on windows XP

>>149048165
I'm just starting, but that's lame. What's the point in the different Pokemon if the numbers are all random?

>>149048771
My gf was in Times Square yesterday and saw so much shit. And I scanned her area while she was there and she missed out on a Nidoking and Omanyte and other crazy shit

>>149048234

Delete that "x" after set, dawg.

>>149047864
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wbtIc33K45iU1ScUnkB0PlslJ-eLaJlSZY47sPME2Uk/copy
the resulting % is the stats that pokemon has compared to the possible stats. higher % will have higher CP.

>>149049069
Why are you still even on XP?

>>149049074
>what's the point in pokemon being different when they are different?

>>149049075
NY has an insane amount of pokemon of all types
LA has a lot of nests where you can consistently farm

Do pokemons despawn when captured ?

>>149048981
>It doesnt even find the pokestops
it's not supposed to

and like I said the area it scans is very small, there probably just aren't any around where you put the market

>>149049074
Is this your first pokemon game kid?

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>get home after checking out local pokestops
>blastoise nearby, already undressed

>>149049182
for you

>>149049182
no
pokemon spawn with a set timer on them
for example they might remain there for 20 mins or 40 mins or 10 mins or something

>>149049095
Now it says it doesnt recognize python as a command. Thanks anyway bro, I'll just try the reddit thingy I guess.

>>149049219

Now this is boring, i'll pass.

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>Be walkerfag
>Nothing is ever close to me
>Don't want to scan, go get that 1 mon, come home, then go right back out again.
>Setup spoofing
>Bluescreen

Why can't I just be a walker while spoofing 1 or 2 mons I don't feel like walking to get :(

ice_poseidon is my hero.

So basically with the IV thing it means that a cp200 I catch could end up being better than a cp400 I catch, right?

It would just cost more dust to train it up in the end

>>149049319
helloreddit

> game shows Metapod is the only thing nearby
> load up the online scanner
> see no Metapod
Oh

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>>149049338
yes

>>149048458
Now the applictaion doesn't open

>>149049197
Yes. Kinda. I played like an hour of Red when I was a wee tot, and liked the anime well enough, but forget most of it now.

>>149049369
ur retard senpai

>>149049173
yeah around are apartment I occasionally see crazy shit pop up within walking distance. I recentlly barely missed a Blastoise and Dratini and had an Omanyte run away from me in the same day all within 3 minutes of walking

Who /hype for Sun and Moon/?

If nothing else this GO shit made me realize I want a real pokemon game again

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>>149049338
>tfw have been doing the exact opposite
FUCK WASTED ALL THAT DUST

>>149049491
Yeah, it's shit. Stick to the cmd one till he fixes the bugs. He only made it like 8 hours ago.

>>149049135
But it sounds like they're not different. Like, all the Pokemon can get big numbers or little numbers.

>ratata - eevee - geodude on scanner in a line
>stand between ratata and geodude, eevee nowhere to be seen
???

Yellow was my first Pokémon game :^)

>get to 20++
>everything jumps out of balls and runs away now

>>149049632
GO is my first :>)

>>149048937
Yes, you can. Anything non-rare under 1000cp I still catch with regular balls.

>>149049654
Pay those shekels

>>149049654
That sounds crappy. How do you make that not happen?

>>149049006
>>149049049
lads please I really need to know the time is running out

is this scanning thing only for 'murica?

>>149049603
works for me :)

>>149049723
Beats me.

I literally have cp40 pidgeys and weedles jump out of balls

>>149049743
No.

>>149049743
https://github.com/mchristopher/PokemonGo-DesktopMap/releases/download/v0.0.2/PokemonGoMap-Win.zip

simple gui interface

>>149049734
gibe coords

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>fucking arcanine appears in a lured area
>CP ???
>red as fuck ring
>after 5 or so greatballs I finally got it
>400 CP

>>149049734
Take your penis out of your family member, anon.

>>149049802
t. lvl 10

>>149049802
But maybe it has high IVs and is worth training

Probably not, but maybe. If you post a pic of it I'll tell you how % perfect it is

>>149048694
Spoofing on phone or pc

how to walk spoof on phone

>>149049802
??? just means no one has caught it yet.
If someone captures a pokemon its CP can be seen by others.

>>149047885
IVs are definitely autismal but what's wrong with lucky egg grinding
Literally everyone does it

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>>149049854
13, I already have a 1000CP one
>>149049861
eeer I already transfered it while I was still upset, not that I have a lot of stardust anyway
>>149049869
This doesn't make sense, I've been almost alone at lured areas before and everything that appeared was with the CP shown

>>149049869
bs

So a 15/11/12/2 62-64% eevee is not worth the evolve, right? Never played a poke game past g/s so I'm very new to the IV thing.

>>149045320
>booted up,
>saw 2 cheeky shellders on the corner of my street
>took a quick shit, ran down the street and nabbed them both

Pokemon Go just got a lot less tiresome.
I need some mobile version of this big time.

>>149050039
Depends on what you want to do

Sure IVs make a difference because they end up being in a multiplier, but really 99.99% of all GO players if not more will be just fine by going with the highest cp and just evolving that

Not like the combat in this game is accurate anyway, literally dead pokemon can still attack 10 times

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What is wrong with my pokemon??

All time failed to detect location

Never any mons near me.

>>149050134
Go to developer settings in your phone and turn off mock locations

>>149050134
STANDING

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What the hell is it's IV range?
I'm getting 'no combinations found'

>>149050084
>drove to the next town over and sprinted through the park in record time to catch a hitmonchan

Only going 5 over, not risking my life. But holy hell scanning can make the game exciting.

>10 km egg hatches
>422 cp hitmonchan
>with bullet punch and fire punch

I feel kinda disappointed, there is no way to make this good right?

What's a good location to spoof at?

>>149050225
hitmonchan is awful and bullet punch is awful

sorry

>>149050171
What's up with all that Stardust

>pokestop is just BARELY out of reach of my house

This is true suffering.

>>149050118
Just want the strongest vaporeon I can get. Still haven't cashed in the Rainy trick so I've been holding out for a good eevee. A little try-harding for my own personal enjoyment is fun.

Still don't understand how this witch magic is supposed to predict good movesets of evolved forms.

any good spots for bulbasaurs?

>>149050268
It's alright I guess, atleast I got exp and stardust and I'll probably find another 10 km egg tomorrow.

>>149050268
Is Machamp the best fighting pokemon in this?

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>>149050254
This park I found

:^)

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>can't find an option to enable Virtualization in my BIOS
guess I'll have to live with wasting tons of Pokeballs because of framerate issues

>>149050254
6 stop in michigan

WHERE CAN I FIND SOME FIRE TYPES IN THE UK

PLASE JESUS HELP ME OUT

>>149050391
From Eggs I guess.

>>149050359
yeap

>>149050338
it doesnt predict movesets because they are random
you can get a 100% perfect and have the worst moves and have a shit mon

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>>149045791
>>149045902
>Spoof right next to her
>W-S-W-S-W-S
>No longer a virgin

>>149050382
>can't find an option to enable Virtualization in my BIOS
If you're on a toaster, it won't help much anyway.

>>149045663
who the fuck is coming on the servers? don¨t they have security guards there?

Guys, I desperately need a Gastly, where can I find one? I've tried everywhere!!

>>149050436
See, that's what I thought. Thanks for your help anon.

I'm not a smart person
when setting up the scanner I'm up to the part where I choose the location to search through. Is this where I put co-ords in or do I have to use some different tag to find the places near me?

How do I see IVs and shit?

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>sick of Nox's ridiculously slow walking speed
>decide to start teleporting a block at a time instead
>somehow end up fucking up so badly that I accidentally teleport back to the default location in Sydney
Well, time to make a new account.

>can't throw away 2km eggs

Come on. Egg space is limited as it is, just let me throw away this garbage.

>>149050497
Cemetery. Every night at 3am multiple gastly's spawn at any cemetery.

>>149050528
coordinates

>>149050537
Literally in the OP you idiot.

>>149050391
I found a Growlithe yesterday. /endblog

>>149050546
>advocating abortion

Yeah this won't happen

>>149050310
Don't own any S-Tier mons yet.

>>149050626
show the squad nigga
i wonder what mons you got without finding any S tier

can I hatch eggs by driving around?

>>149050571
thank you anon
<3

>>149050423
>>149050614
Guess I'll have to spoof over to somewhere in merrica.

>>149050317
put your phone underneath something metal and see if the GPS glitches a bit and makes your guy run across the street

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>>149050546
They're the best way to get starters, though. And they're good for racking up trash mon candy for lucky egg grinding.

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>>149050317
I work here

Just started, incense sounds like the pokemons come to you but you should still walk around right?

>>149050745
put your phone underneath something metal and watch it lol

>>149050759
Incest is broken. Like everything else in the game.

>>149044981
This gave me a good giggle
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36841828

>>149050759
if you stand still: spawn 1 poke every 5 minutes
if you walk: spawn 1 poke every 200 meters or 1 minute

>>149050695
Milan has a charmander nest

>>149050691
Now suck my dick

>>149050726
man I completely forgot Cubone even exist. Never seen one.

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>>149050674
Got 72 evos loaded for a lucky egg.
Gunna pop it after I get something to eat and confirm server status.

Why is my copy of iv calculator breaking google's servers and not loading?

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>just used my first lucky egg
>before my highest Pokemon was 200~CP
>now got a few evolved guys close to 600~CP

Feels so good, I can actually take over some local Gyms now. Can't wait to crack open my next one, might get to Level 20 with it by then.

>>149050745
Is the left one not accessible? You can access them usually when they are just outside of your "range".

>>149050759
Apparently you get one every 5 mins sitting and 1 every 1 min walking. But it's broken so you won't get that many. I say keep them.