/owg/ - Overwatch General

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We need a cute Norwegian hero

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hana song

how to counter tracer?

I haven't been able to play the hero I am the most useful with since this patch hit. It was basically a patch that made me useless as a player.

>>149020123
We already have one, her name is Ana

>>149020261
Ana is Egyptian

who's good in ranked right now for each role?

>when your solo healer ana spends all game trying to snipe the enemy widow
Man it's just QP so I'm not mad, but I can't imagine how bad comp is right now

nth for throwing every game that has an ana on it

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Xth for holding on tight to the things you love the most.

MMR needs to be stickier for how fucked competitive play is right now.

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>>149020241
Play a better Tracer

Play Roadhog

I dunno how the new McCree fares against her.

>>149020154
you made me vomit

>>149020301
>Attack
Whoever you're best with
>Defense
Whoever you're best with
>Tank
Whoever you're best with
>Support
Whoever you're best with

>>149020226
Blizzard fucked up so hard, I literally cannot stand seeing this bitch swallow all my ults, her voice is annoying as fuck and I hater her I hope she dies in a hole

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>>149020305

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>"Sorry I'm late for our date, Anon. I had to put my little Fareeha to bed before coming out. Do you like kids by the way? :^)"

Hana is the best hero in Overwatch. Prove me wrong

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>>149014053
Post your h a n a s o n g pictures here

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>>149020408
Make her swallow your cum.

>>149020419
>play qp
>have fun
>people are cool
>play ranked
>everyone flips out as soon as you don't follow the meta
>everyone is a massive dick
>go back to qp

>It's a "Defense Matrix drops just in time for Defense Matrix to come back up just in time for Defense Matrix to drop just in time for Defense Matrix to come back up" episode

Fuck D.Va.

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>>149020284
>Egyptian
>Norwegian

What's the difference

>>149020419
>implying i'd get a date with ana

i'm an inferior male and Ana is financially secure and constantly off fighting battles, why would she bother with me?

>>149020419
I like making them.

>>149014053
loseston more like
thanks blizzard

>>149020419
For real, if she's old enough to put to bed and mom to leave, the kid has gotten past the worst ages.

I love all these qt D.vas in quickplay desu.

THREE FUCKING TIMES IN A SINGLE GAME

THREE FUCKING TIMES

I PRESS EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY LIKE 200 FUCKING MILISECONDS BEFORE I APPARENTLY DIE

FUCK THIS 20 TICKRATE CUNT AND WHOEVER SHIT THE FUCK MADE IT UP

It's a shit game enough as it is, only a huffed up 15 year old can make sense of what the fuck is happening on the screen.

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Bring McCree's range back down with maybe a 10m increase to what it was before. MAYBE.

Buff Flashbang to deal 50 damage, reduce its explosion range slightly

>>149020520
That's SO lewd, you do realize this is a blue board right?

>>149020542
fuxk the new meta should be her + genji for jacked swordplay kills

>>149020175

How do you justify bastion existing when McCree puts out just as lethal damage while being mobile and having no spread?

I swear the fall off and spread hampers bastion more than anything. You have to really trace people and they can dash out fast asf

McCree just clicks you twice/thrice and you die at the same range, no spread whatsoever

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>be me
>like Captain Amari and Tea Time emote
>bought it just after the patch came out
>ready for some spicy bm in ranked
>restart game
>skin and emote are gone
>send one million tickets to blizzard forum
>still no response
>they scam me a skin and an emote

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>new balancing patch
>fixes a lot I had problems with
>play comp
>lose game after game after game
>go down 4 ranks to sub 60
>feel like I should stop playing but I just can't
is this what chronic gambling feels like

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>>149020595

>"Don't be so negative about yourself, I enjoy spending time with you... is there something wrong with me?"

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>>149020446

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Oh my gaaad this new ranked is horrible... I don't know about you high-level players, but at the bottom of the ladder there's always a useless Ana (even on attack) AND the hero limit is killing the game.

It's right back to square one: attackers always lose. And here I thought they couldn't make ranked matches any worse...

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>>149020702
I can get lewd-er anon. Like [spoile]touching your wee-wee.[/spoiler]

>two dvas every match
>like a super mobile reinhardt whose shield you can't break
>also broken ult

fun fun fun

>>149020123
>Norway gets a waifu
>Sweden gets Torbjorn

What would Blizzard mean by that?

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>reinhardt, winston, and bastion mains suddenly picking ana to try her out
>she does no fucking healing and dies first every time

So far i really like this patch but im really scared to try comp.

>>149020885
You can touch mine if you pretend to be d.va

>>149020831
That random streak of hair coming out in front of your hat

>>149020858
>the hero limit is killing the game
literally kill yourself

>>149020885
>Spoile

C T R L + S
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D.va summer skin with her in a bikini fucking WHEN

>>149020716
it is already the meta, genji+ana is in every game. Sometimes also ana + reaper ( literal uncounterable aoe instagib ). You still need a second healer though, lucio or mercy.

>dva was shittiest tank
>now is the most OP tank by a far margin
OK

>>149020894
start playing stuff that counters and goes through her defense matrix until they fix her
Symmetra, roadhog's hook, reinhardt, zarya

>>149020670
>Reduce it's explosion radius slightly

HAHAHAH I've already thrown it next to peoples heads and see them not get stunned.

If you reduce it anymore it won't even fucking exist.

He's fine how he is.

The Ana horde is a temporary issue. Calm your tits everyone.

>>149020975
Literally reported (you).

What's a good baseline sens @ 800 dpi to start with?

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>>149020885
Please don't touch my wee wee it's really sensitive down there

>>149020770

Having moderate spread is a pro for a gatling gun, not a con.

>>149020981
>implying a '"professional" gamer would ever go to the beach

>>149021113
pick something between 4 and 8

>>149020894
>d.va is no longer a free ultimate charge
>means she is op

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>>149021070
nope, roadhog still wins

>>149021078
looks nothing like her, stop posting this stupid tumblr shit

>>149021076
>just play nothing but fag heroes for at least three months

yeah

i'd rather not

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>DVa, McCree spammers everywhere
>someone takes Ana so I can't even practice her
>teammates definitely aren't adapting to new changes let alone old ones
>>149020858
You're playing solo. Stop. You know how many retards play solo and pick whatever they feel like?

>>149021193
She's also a actress which also means she likes to fuck in public places and what's a better place to give head than the beach

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>McCree is supposed to be the high mobility hero killer
>he's infinitely better vs heroes with larger hitboxes
>blizzard seriously fell for the "Flashbang counters Tracer" meme
>Blizzard can't make him good at his role, so they're gonna buff his numbers to make him a monster again

http://www.strawpoll.me/10789711

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>This is your date tonight

Do you accept?

>TFW you were winning a KOTH match until someone leaves and it becomes a stomp towards you

I hope this does not count as a loss because of this.

>>149021261
one dva is fine

there's always more than two in every game because double dva is unbeatable though

>play ranked

not until the fucking sudden death shit is fixed and they add a proper stopwatch mode to it

>>149020981
Never, people bitching about Thunderbird and Devi ruled out future "controversial" skins.

>>149021414
Fuck no

So just to check, I am going to lose rank for leaving after a teammate quits, right?

Even though our Mei spent the entire last round walling us off on purpose? Even though everyone on my team pushed up to the Lijiang bridge and left me to hold off their push through the back on my own? Even though I was the only one to try and do anything about the Tracer eating us alive as a support?

Fuck I hate competitive so much, I want to just go back to Quick Play and wait until the ranking system isn't garbage but my friend dropped to low 40's and insists on playing comp with me until he gets back up

Did you guys hear the stealth related voice lines from the PTR?

>>149021429
They're going to fix it by removing it in Season 2.

>>149021479

Yes everyone knows. Next hero is The Spy aka Sombra.

>>149021172

Not in Overwatch. Why would you want anything that hampers your ability to get kills as quickly as possible?

Would be nice if bastion could actually cover a wide area in lead, but he's more of a focused laser as it is at the moment. Anything he's directly pointing at is dead. Everything outside of that point is killing him very quickly.

Not very much like a real gatling gun at all

>Play Overwatch
>See Ana on your team
How well do you anons accept your inevitable loss?

>>149021434
I saw the Devi thing, but has there actually been a controversy over Thunderbird? SJWs bitching don't count, I'm talking an actual authority taking issue with it.

Is it safe to assume that playing ranked under 70 would be a disaster since everyone is wants to trying ana in ranked for some god forsaken reason?

>>149021091
Seriously? I feel like I see McCree's fucking miss by a mile with it and I still get stunned

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>people keep leaving comp because they can't double stack now

Fuck if you're going to play comp at least learn another hero incase the one you want to play as is chosen

>>149021570

not very well

>>149021570
That's what quick play is for, dicking around and learning how to play a hero. People need to understand the new heroes and the best way is to play them.

>>149021314
I've been playing ranked since it debuted on PTR, and right now it's at its awfullest state... Why couldn't they limit Ana out of ranked, at least for a while?

And I'm not sure why the limit on heroes in general. Maybe "max two" would have been okay. The "eSport scene" should play with their own rules anyway, but now Blizzard is forcing this bullshit on everyone. I can't understand nor stand it.

>>149021070
>implying it's not still roadhog
>if you make full use of your sippy cup it's literally 25% of your ult meter

>>149021643
If you're playing solo in comp, you should be decent with at least one offense, one tank and one support.

>>149021570
>Pick Ana
>the only time we actually push is with my ult

feels good m8. It's good for getting those reinhardts that just keep holding their shield and never walking forward to move up.

>our team has a main healer
>pick Ana for backup support
>"oh boy an Ana picker on our team"
>acknowledged
>match starts
>healing and sniping everyone
>save a few of our teammates
>ult a Roadhog and he tears up a few guys
>genji jumps on our point, fall back to take care of him
>team dies
>stall enemy for 20+ seconds
>first death
>enemy takes point
>audible sighs from team
>enemy full steam push second point and wipe us

>"This fucking useless Ana, she didn't even ult all game"
>"Fucking Ana lost us the game"

>have gold star in objective time and objective kills, silver in healing

supporting is fun

What the fuck is up with the aiming in this game? It feels like mouse smoothing is on but you cant turn it off.

>>149021701
No, max two is cancer. And I like ranked better.

>>149021429
>zarya
Honestly I don't know how d.va can win 1x1 with zarya. Zarya can also protect her teammates from her. They go 2+ d.vas, you go 2+ zaryas.

Zarya also works extremely good in pair with symmetra, allowing her to go for suicide runs under her shield.

Shield also completely negates d.vas ultimate and converts it to +50 charge.

>>149021757
I'll take things that never happened for tree fiddy, alex

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Please answer pic related

>>149021839
You don't have to believe me. But it really did happen.

>>149020810
Do you have the feeling that the next game is your big score? Where your luck turns around? How it's all uphill from here?

>>149021898
I'll take me unga team bunga for five, then, and that's the best I can do

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>>149014053
Haven't gotten to play the new patch yet, really.

What's wrong with my ape-husbando?

>>149021803
Good for you, then, but I hope I'm in the majority hoping for a revert on the limit.

>>149021473
>my friend dropped to low 40's and insists on playing comp with me until he gets back up
Heh, never going to happen with this system.

>>149021871
>look guise le my search history is funny xDDD
(You)

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Wow so D.Va is fucking OP now, nerfs when?

>>149021473
I don't know why or how anyone enjoys competitive to be honest

>Single person can regularly fuck your team by playing badly and not doing their job (McCree letting Tracer run rampant, Reaper letting Roadhog live, Winston not touching supports, etc) and two can lose a game
>Everyone is a tryhard and acts like a fucking crybaby when they lose and refuses to ever admit fault
>People still don't know the most basic concepts of the game and will regularly overextend and leave half their team alone to guard against all of the enemy team (and then whine and bitch when the objective is lost)
>No hero stacking so if you want to practice a character you better lock in fast bitch
>Ranking system makes zero sense
>Sudden
>Mother
>Fucking
>Death

At least in QP the only punishment I get for being matched with shitty players is a losing screen and a little less XP and I can play whoever the fuck I want and if anyone tries to bitch it up they get unanimously told to fuck off to ranked

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>>149021970
>I'm in the majority hoping for a revert on the limit.

>>149021954
His biggest benefit has been removed

>>149020305
What even is that ship? Do they interact?

What heroes do you guys want to see added in the future?
I want to see:
>mobile offense sniper
Maybe with a rapid fire sniper like widow's but you don't need to charge it up or use the site, with some sort of quick teleport ability for mobility.

>tank sniper
With some kind of shield you can shoot through and a self heal.

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>>149021871
>this is real

How's competitive rn?

>>149021570
Lost 2 games in ranked because the 4 people refused to get off Ana. I'll wait for a 6 stack

>>149022075
fucking enough with the snipers

christ

>>149021976
>>149022083
except for trans and best girl, it is the real results

>>149022075
>more snipers

Fuck off bud, there's already enough snipers for shitters to squabble over in this game

>>149020831
in what universe would a war-hardened veteran ever meet up with, converse at length with, and then go on a romantic outing with a manlet neet?

>>149021970
I told him that. I told him you're not going to climb that high without a six-stack and to just play Quick Play because at least you waste less time for a loss and you can play whoever without worrying about hero limits or wannabe pros shouting you down because their favorite tier lists say your character sucks.

I feel bad for him too, he started at 55 which is where I'm at now (except I'm probably 54 after getting dicked and leaving """"without penalty""") and he's a pretty reasonable Zarya. Dunno how he fell so low.

>>149022036
>No hero stacking so if you want to practice a character you better lock in fast bitch


>"Practice"
>Competitive
Fuck you, faggot. You DESERVE to lose.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE SUPPORT AND A FUCKING TRACER WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE

OH MY GOD

MY TEAM DOESN'T CARE THAT THERE'S A TRACER BEHIND US CONSTANTLY

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>>149021976
>>149022173

>>149021871
Top google results are based on past searches, anon

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>Battleborn is so dead that it's being put in a Humble Bundle in desperation for players

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>limit 1 per hero
>cant soldier when ours doesnt pressure pharah
>cant reaper when ours doesnt kill winston or roadhog

twitch tv / damhz

>>149022045
What's that?

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>>149022045

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>>149022302
>Playing comp without friends
You have only yourself to blame.

>>149021350
Honestly son that just makes me want to fuck her more.

>>149022302
>cant soldier when ours doesnt pressure pharah
mccree

>cant reaper when ours doesnt kill winston or roadhog
zenyatta/roadhog

>>149022257
Haha, got me good. I bet you're really proud of yourself.

I'll correct myself. Not practice. Play. If you want to play any character at all, you have to hope you click in fast enough. If you don't get it then you'd better hope the person playing them instead knows what they're doing.

I hope your dad beats you a little extra the next time he drinks

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So you guys got your panty shots yet?

King of the hill >>>>> payload shit

>>149022260
Play a support who can defend themselves, namely Lucio and Zenyatta

What the fuck is going on. I just won 4 matches in competitive and im barely to the next rank. What is going on?

Im gonna main Ana until the end of time. im gonna be that guy in comp that never switches. also dva op

>>149022249
>Dunno how he fell so low.
I honestly believe it could just be bad luck. It's like a very slippery slope after your placement matches: either you start slowly climbing - or begin what is basically a freefall. The lower you go, the less chance you have to ever climb up. The only way is down.

>>149022454
hello, /v/eddit

>>149022420
Zenyatta is awful against monkey though

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>Tfw you torb on attack
>You win with two golds and two silvers whilst everyone memes you in chat

>>149022260
Switch to Lucio, boop that bitch and outrun her. Idk about Ana, but there's no way Zen or Symmetra can deal with a decent Tracer.

>>149022313
>>149022363
>Fixed a bug that caused Winston’s Barrier Projector shield to ignore the “Sound Effects Volume” setting
Did you guys even read the patch notes. This change ruins Winston.

>>149022471
So THAT'S the true purpose of the sleep dart.

>>149022471
Odette skin easier to see.

>>149022556
Well by himself he is, but his debuff enables your team to (hopefully) shred any tanks running up to you

>>149022556
old zenyatta is

if winston jumps you you can very easily discord him and shit all over him

that is, if you're not already being shot at

if you are, well, tough shit l2position scrub

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>Started at 69, I'm at 63 due to heavy loss streak
>Finally win a game
>7 minute Q to find next game for some reason
>get level 26s that haven't even placed yet, and some rank 40s, enemy team is 50-60

I just can't even deal with this game anymore Dota is less bullshit than this. I'd actually rather play with Russians

>>149022260
you stand right next to your dps so he is forced to do something if not he dies too.

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>>149022075
>Lumberjack Tank
-Throws Logs
-Has Hanzo's old hitboxes
-no idea what his abilities or ult would be

>Lucha Tank
-Melee tank with 400~ health
-Potentially has a wall climb(depending on what his abilities are)
-Alt fire is a dropkick that knocks down said target
-Abilities are taunts that either give him a damage boost or increased damage resistance, or a sprint instead of one
-Ult is either a huge Bodysplash that does a knockdown similar to Reinhardt, but in a 360 degree radius, or he can grab someone and instakill them with a German Suplex(Maybe chainable to 2 people for the loss of instakill(would do 350 damage in this case)

>>149022260
Purchase a microphone and say on the team chat "Help, there is a tracer killing me"
You can toggle not being a socially anxious fuckass in the options.

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>>149021871

>>149022260
Pick something else and be a faggot. If enemy team has someone competent enough to camp you and your team won't protect you then they don't deserve a healer. No reason why you should be stuck hating life while team demands healing.

>>149022146
>>149022207
My friends, he was getting his jollies off on you

>>149022584
I have a feeling pro zens will shit on tracer a bit now. I'm not good enough to stop her most of the time, but sometimes I land that head shot and finish her fucking fast.

>>149022713
That only works if other people also join the team chat. I only ever see maybe 1-2 other people join the team chat on average.

>>149022713
I've done something like that once

>Guys, I can't heal you with the Genji focusing me down behind you
The response
>I'm tanking, it's not my problem

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>>149020419
Yeah, got a few of my own.

>>149022929
>>I'm tanking, it's not my problem

WELL ACKSHUALLY

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>>149021871

>>149021078
Is she wearing life fibers too?

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>>149014053
>Winston's backstory

So are the rebel gorillas that murdered his dad still on the Moon? Are they plotting to take over the world or something?

>>149022929
it really isn't desu

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CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>149022579
You mean your turret won two golds and two silvers

>>149022832
>>149022584
confirmed

>last spot in Gibraltar
>defending
>keep getting cucked by tracer as widowmaker
>switch to zenyatta
>discord ob + 2 shot
>tracer dead
>proceed to cuck tracer every time she tried to flank

>>149023031
>there are people ranked that low

How does it happen? Are they trying to lose on purpose?

>>149022929
Then just play D.va or the current flavor of the week hero until you ladder to a point where 76 and McCree will try to keep you alive if they can.

In those kinds of low skill games I always just speedboosted into my whole team and right clicked my constituent into their field of view as Lucio, who I typically play.

>>149021350
I wonder what the screen names of D.Va's Shinji and Rei are.

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>>149021871
>junkrat is trans
>its not even some ironic meme, the results are dead-serious

>>149023017
>>149023149
Yeah, except the 3 DPS took his cue and kept complaining when the only healer they had couldn't keep them alive. In hindsight, I should've told them to heal themselves and gone Roadhog.

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What's inside Roadhog's gas cans?

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>>149023031
>the lowest rank in the game has a hanzo icon

>>149023226
Cummies

>>149023226
Venom™

>>149023226
100% pure daddy's cummies.

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>>149023226
D.va's farts

How many kills is considered good and carrying the team? 30? 40? 50?

>>149023226
Gas

>>149023226
Gasoline

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>>149023226
it's a sippy cup full of apple juice

>>149023226
He's aussie so probably meth

>>149023226
Mountain Dew Baja Blast

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>>149023116
That fucking feel.

>>149022075
An actual squishie killer.

>>149023212
It's highly unlikely, but I don't see what makes it outright impossible.

>>149023226
Painkillers or outright Tranquilizers to either quell the agony of all those fallout tumors or to assuage the boundless inhuman rage stirring inside of him.

Or maybe it's just a gaseous form of Mercy's nanomachines

>>149023226
Fresh air. It's environmental commentary.

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>>149023226
Estus

does ana's ult make mei freeze faster

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I report every guy who advertises their Twitch in chat.

And focus them if they are on the opposite team.

anyone else over rank 60 and want to play on pc?

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>play lucio in ranked on dorado even though I'm not very good with him because everybody instalocked the other roles and our only healer is ana
>get to sudden death and we have to defend
>hold them for like a minute at the underpass then suddenly we all get wiped
>team slowly trickling in trying to stall the cart
>I'm the only one near the payload when they're about a meter away and their whole team is alive
>start dropping the sickest beats mexico has ever seen while I'm zipping around the cart and the enemy team can't touch me
>nano boosted reaper comes in and completely wipes their team before anybody even knows what happened and we win

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>>149023226
98% Pure meth

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Someone on /tsg/ got carried away

Why does Reinhardt have no counter?

Why does Tracer have no counter?

Why does Reaper have no counter?

>>149023226
It's fucking weed dude. Some dank shit. It's a healing herb, mon. Blizzard is 420 friendly. They even have a snoop dogg race on WoW called "troll"

>>149023530
>Not stream sniping and reporting their twitch channel if they win.

>>149023439
it doesn't

>>149023226
MDMA cunt.

>>149023639
Why are you a rank 40

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>she's not real

If I kill myself, will I be with her forever?

What's the fastest way?

>>149023639
They counter eachother

>>149023639
Reinhardt counter is reaper or roadhog

Tracer counter is mccree

>>149023740
Rank 55 but okay :(

>>149023226
He vapes dude

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>Hanzo please switch, it's offense and we need another support
>Sorry I don't play offense chars it's either this or junkrat

Legitimately just happened

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How do I into McCree /owg/? I need to learn another offense character since I'm getting sick of Soldier and Genji

>>149023745
If you really love her youd buy poisonous spiders and die to them

>>149023745
Go to a con and find a cosplayer. Offer drugs/alcohol back in your hotel room and you'll get the closest thing.

>>149023745
Shotgun to the head. it's also the most efficient with a 99.99% effectiveness rating

But don't do it, I care about you!

>>149023806
Quickplay or ranked? If ranked, what rank?

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>mcree fucking sniping across map now

Holy fuck who greenlit this?

Fuck's sake blizzard

>>149023586
>nano boosted reaper comes in and completely wipes their team before anybody even knows what happened and we win

Was he spinning the dance of his people?

>>149023607
What's the other 2%?

>>149023768
>Tracer counter is mccree
Meme.

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>there are people who dislike junkrat
>there are people who think he needs to be nerfed
>there are people who don't think he's cutest
what is wrong with you?

>>149023868
Ranked, he was rank 56

>>149023828
Click on heads. If the head gets really close press E then click on the head.

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>>149023882
>What's the other 2%?
MY PROSTATE

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>>149023226
It's his inhaler anon, he has asthma

>>149023828
L2aim and right click anything close Hardest thing to learn is timing/using the ult. You can work good as a flanker or being shielding by a tank, learn when to do which, depending on your team comp

>>149023876
This girl is cute. Source please?

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>>149023891
Mad Max Aussie wasteland map WHEN

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>>149023913
I'm ranked 56 and I've never encountered that. Which is the lowest rank that has guaranteed no shitters?

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>>149023045
>Torbjorns primaries are one of the only weapons that has to deal with bullet drop.
>can support everyone with FREE armour.
>Ult requires setup and aim to reach true potential
"B-b-b-but turret!"
>complaining about turret when a.i. is objectively weaker the the human mind.

at least I can see now why so many shitters resent based racist swede. I bet you're a console fag who was fapping to his "nerf" because you're too shit too aim at a stationary target.

>>149022247
Anon why are you self inserting as me?

>>149023639
I've never been killed by Reaper and thought "wow that's bullshit". It's more like congratulations on him for sneaking up on my dumb arse.

>>149023768
I feel like Reinhardt stops Roadhog from playing his game though.

>>149024007
Im convinced he got lucky in placement. He was like 10 levels below me

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>>149023828

>>149023634
I should do this

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>>149023010
horde mode confirmed

>>149023960
Like dried flakes from your prostate?

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>>149023891
Based anon

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Anyone else feel like Ana is underwhelming?
She is basically a subpar Mercy and Widowmaker.
In theory it seems like her kit is extremely strong for enemy disruption but really, for healing, you could just opt for Mercy or Lucio.
I almost always never use Sleep Dart because i'm a low priority target, enemies could just burst down a person you're healing because you can't outheal it unless it's a 1v1, even then you have to hit shots perfectly if you want that person to live.

Her damage is also a bit weak imo, partnered with the no headshot mechanic. Why not just make her damage instant whenever you land a headshot?

Her ult is useless if the one you're using it on is a dumbass. It also feels like you're just turning your ally blue, it doesn't feel like it's a huge boost to me, but then again i haven't been boosted so far. I used nanoboost on a DVa and she just fucking self-destructed.

>also pic related
Where the fuck did all of these people come from??

>>149023768

>Tracer counter is McCree

Nice meme

>>149024009

Only thing wrong with the turret is the bullshit range and the instant lock on. All I ask for is 0.5s lock on or a range nerd to around 75m

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>>149023876
>Not posting superior version of the comic

>>149023778
No offense guy but 55 is just a bit above average. Equivalent to silver or so in League. Rein is countered soft by Winston and hard by Bastion, Ana is decent too with sustained damage like 76. Roadhog and JR also melt shield pretty well.

Tracer is hard countered by Winston, soft by Mei and McCree.

Reaper is countered by anyone with decent range and mobility, or McCree. 76, Junkrat, Hog, zero suit D.Va .. Lucio is excellent against him.

>>149024137
>QM
who cares

>>149024047
Rein's shield takes a fuckload of damage from Hog's right click since it's such a big target

If Rein ever tries to get a cheeky firestrike in he risks getting hooked

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>"Oh, this'll be good."
What did he mean by this?

>>149023882
actually he killed like 4 of them before he got his ult and ulted the rest. POTG was pretty much just him walking into the group and holding left click as they all melted in front of him.

>>149023947
>>149023980
Thanks friends

>>149024052
Was the range buff really that great?

>>149023997
That's Nagatoro-chan.

>>149024047
roadhog sort of pins rein down;
say a reinhardt comes around a corner with his shield up: as a roadhog literally all you have to do is wait for him to put it down for a firestrike (and if he doesn't put it down it'll break eventually) and hook him away from his team; he'll either have to shield to save himself or run to his team to protect them, during which you get F R E E D A M A G E and he's super weak for your team to finish off.

next consider what a rein can do against a roadhog:
ult?
swing hammer????

>>149021078
but that looks like her young skin

>>149024250
He baiting the triggered meme.

>>149024137
nanoboost is great.

Problem is ana is terrible in pubs because two of her skills require co-ordination, unlike.
>>149024195
turret is fine. all you need is a decent sniper or tank. If you had neither of those you're going to lose anyway.
Hanzo's greatest strength is he crushes torbjorn. the problem is torbjorns low in meta, so hanzo will be as well.

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>>149022489
>Lucio mains

>>149024137
Mercy is a walking ult. She fills a supplementary role if you have a main healer, particularly Lucio, need more heals on the team, but also need a little bit of everything. She's the filler hero but requires a lot of skill (and your team requires some knowledge and communication) to use effectively.
That being said, she's pretty weak. Her damage is fine because she's meant to be doing more healing and she's the only hero with her status effects, positive or negative.
Denying heals is nothing to fucking sniff at.

>>149024295
Can't Roadhog survive being pinned by Rein?

>>149024250
Someone mentioned Renbot like he was well-known or something. Is he some e-celeb?

>>149024295
Put shield down and immediately put it up again (muh jukes), roadhog wastes hook and becomes a lot less dangerous target, if you hit him with your charge and have at least 1 guy helping you he is dead.

In general it's pretty bad idea to try to take out roadhog as rein.

>>149024231
>>149024295
It's more the fact that theoretically there should be people behind the shield shooting Roadhog in the fucking face if he's in a position to hook when shield is down, so in this situation Roadhog would just be waddling about, not hooking anyone or doing anything useful for the team, and eating bullets.

I don't play either Rein or Hog that much so I'm probably wrong.

>>149024517
As long as he's above 300 health and isn't near any ledges, yes. Although, most Reinharts have it down to muscle memory to swing the hammer just in case.

>>149023226
Hogsdrogen, it even says so on the side.

>>149024426
Hows 50 MMR treating you?

>>149024137
The only reason Mercy is picked is because of her broken ult. Ana is superior in every other way.

>>149024517
Pin is like 300 damage + 50 from the initial touch.

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HOW the fuck did she get up here?

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Reminder to save your healsluts

>>149024715
I feel like she original could climb but it was removed

>>149024442
>jsut turning a guy blue

Nah familia, put it on genji with his ult or rein and watch them run off with all the movespeed and attack speed in the world. Tornjorn is also lowkey great if he just hammers cunts while nano boosted.

dart is IMO her best skill, you can take people out of plays so easy, stop rein charges, roadhog is super easy to hit and with a grenade, he can't heal.

The grenade is great for denying people medkit pickups and shit, it totally counters zens ult

>>149023031
How do those players meet? I'm ranked around 40, and never meet anyone even close to 60.

>>149023139
It's a matter of luck and skill. Mediocre players are just plain fucked with this system. Once you start dropping, there's no end to it.

>>149024535
He plays Reinhardt in Seagulls stack. Might be on his pro team I don't know.

>>149023806

I play offense Hanzo all the time. Nice decimating turrets+Bastions and being able to shoot a dragon through point A to clear it for team 45 seconds after game start.

Git gud

>>149024137
ana's healing is actually the most potent provided you can land it. it's much easier to hit larger targets like tanks.
her grenade synergizes really well with lucio's area heal.

>>149024729
That is so fucking sweet.

>>149024749
No, it was actually an enemy junkrat mine that got her there. They did it for cinematic effect.

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>>149024715

got that legendary blue captain amari skin on my level up

nice

I'm sure this gets asked a lot, but if I enjoyed TF2 pre-hats will it be likely that I enjoy Overwatch? I'm ready to buy it but I'm afraid of regretting it.

>>149024275
>Was the range buff really that great?
was surprised.
it was good, though not for extreme widow sniping ranges but it consistently deal good damage against pharahs and stuff.

>>149024996
You might want to wait about a month for the new maps.

>>149024996
Can't you refund it after a handful of games if you don't like it? I know some people who did that.

>>149024996
You will enjoy it a lot, and there's no need to buy loot boxes since you get one per level up

>>149024883
>saved up my goy coins for it

It's pretty cool, went with blue, although the wasteland styled one is fuckin sweet too.

Shrike is the 'carbon fibre' shitter magnet.

I also really like the Merciful white one.

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>>149024764
This.
I'm merely decent and got initially placed at 51, but ever since I started sliding downhill, I can't stop, and now that at 40, I'm scared to play more in case I hit low 30s.

>>149024996
If you live your life in constant fear of being hurt again you will never be truly happy again.

>>149024287
Thanks.

>>149025037
Oh thanks, being Pharah must be suffering since one more hero is made to kill her

>>149024996
Community is not as good as I remember TF2's being (albeit I was a naive teen back then), and it has a lot of delusional retards. But people knowledgeable in TF2 will find this game to be very similar but not necessarily nostalgic.

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How many of these are there?

>>149025101
There's only one option: to forget about the rank and just farm points for the golden guns.

(That, or getting into a proper six man team, but that's not an option for everyone obviously.)

How do i stop 2 tank/2 healer pushes by myself?

>>149025357
Depends on the tanks and healers.

Zen+Lucio is the new default healer setup from what I've seen almost all day grinding comp. Maybe you'll see a Mercy on defense

>>149025306
>Manage to kill 5 people alone
>Mercy just cucks me out of the PoTG
I hate her so much

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>>149025357

>>149024756
Wait, why Hammer over boltgun?

>>149025398
Ana/mercy and zarya/reinhardt

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>>149024996
The strategic depth is shallower and lends itself more to quick matches. Which is amazing considering how many more heroes there are from which to choose. Part of the issue with that, in my opinion is that a lot of classes feel like they took a TF2 class and cut it in half, so they're more limited in what they can accomplish.

The most jarring is the Torbjorn/Symmetra split plus making her teleporter an ult. It essentially removes an entire layer of the game as the backline goes from being an established part of the game to a more fluid, adhoc sort of setting where the space between the spawn and the front line becomes a deadzone with nothing to fall back on.

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Why does zenyatta kill people
Why does he deliver bombs to kill innocent omnics

Is a new hack out or something, there's been 2 hackers in 2 straight games now

>>149025357
A sneaky Bastion can buy you a few seconds. Good Widow, Pharah and Junkrat are all great at area denial.
If your team is actually retarded, try to pick the Mercy first and then damage dealers before the tanks and offheals. If they have two mains, always go for Mercy. If she can't be shot, hit Lucio and pressure him to ult early or retreat. If he's not in line of sight he can't heal.

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somebody please explain why

fucking why

in every single online game

in EVERY SINGLE ONLINE GAME

WHY PEOPLE DON'T PLAY THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE

PUSH THE PAYLOAD STAND ON THE POINT

WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ALLERGIC TO WINNING

FUUUUUUUUUCK

HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK

EVEN WHEN I'M PLAYING REINHARDT AND LUCIO AND LITERALLY GLUING MYSELF TO THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE MY TEAM WILL NOT FOLLOW

>Ranked play is unlocked at level 25

Who the fuck thought this is okay?!

>>149024764
its like 6am EU, and I'm playing on console so I'm not too surprised at this shit, but it is fucking annoying

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>>149025412
Go to sleep Reaper.

>>149025283
I had this epiphany last night that the community of Tf2 was mostly better because the teams were bigger (and private severs). You know that guy who thought we needed a third or even fourth Sniper or Spy? That's the guy who instalocks Hanzo and whines about there being no support. Because you're being queued up with randoms and the teams are only composed of 6 people it's basically a dice roll of whether you'll have a team mostly or entirely consisting of those 2fort snipers or people who were credit to team.

>>149025046
>>149025058
>>149025070
>>149025283
>>149025471
Thanks for the input, gonna go for it. I've been craving some kind of casual fps since I fell out of TF2 and a lot of my friends have been playing this.

>>149025569
>that sad Reaper
>Genji's ass
not bad

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>outsniping a widow as mccree

>>149025523
I had games as Rein where i was the only one pushing the fucking payload. Sometimes it's a relaxing sight seeing journey but most of the time it's 1v6 with me trying my hardest to stay alive. KoTH is even worse

>>149025507
I was playing torb and they bullrushed my turret and by the time i switched to junkrat they were almost to the goal on numbani

My team was ass I had a gold medal with 8 elims for the game

>>149025463
Well placed Reaper or Genji ult if you can get Ana down first otherwise it's oger, surprise Rein hammer down then hit both healers, and try to catch tanks with firestrike, swing to finish off try to catch Zarya in a hit or two then pin her as she is getting up. Even if you go down Rein is now weakened and easier to focus down by the rest of team. Also by surprise hammer down I mean coming up from behind otherwise Zarya and Reinhardt will stop you.

>play healer
>teammates are allergic to my line of sight
>when I'm alive, there are rarely more than one of them dead at a time
>when I die, they all die while I'm on my way back to them

Every time, without fail. It's especially bad when you never get a good opportunity to use your ult.

>Get an offense bastion on our team
>Lose hard
>Enemy team gets him next game
>Warn them
>They lose
>We get him
>Lose
>They get him
>They lose
>Goes on like this for like 10 games with both teams just ripping into the poor guy and no deviation in the pattern

Like, get the hint buddy

>>149025569
That image speaks to me. I hate her so much that I Kamikaze Dragon blade into the enemy team for the sole purpose of killing her.

>>149025609
The game is a lot of fun with friends if they aren't tryharding and sperging out all game, communication makes it better and you don't get that much soloing.

>>149025609
That's the route I went. I've been taking it kind of seriously lately (no stress) and I've been enjoying it.
The server tickrate is fucking awful, though, but I imagine at some point it'll be fixed. Lag compensation is nasty, you'll see what I mean a few games in, possibly.
>>149025586
The game has a lot of those guys, my biggest problem however is the spillover of League and Dota players, of which I am the latter, who have all said "they're expected to carry 5 retards ..." "win solo ..." all that nonsense.
On the whole though my experience with queuing has been pretty positive.

MCCREE NERF WHEN

>>149025523
If you can manage to not sound like a know-it-all or sarcastic, I've found just going on voice chat and making sure people understand the mechanics helps. Simple things like "Did you know you can shoot through your team's Reinhardt's shield?" and "Hey, getting near the payload just for a second stops the enemy from moving it for a while". Just remember to stay positive no matter how fucking stupid they are.

>>149025487
Overwatch is about heroes seeing the world as it could

They need to switch plots for offense/defense so you are always the good guys
>Suicide mission to bomb Omnic War factory vs Stopping EMP from taking out Kings Row
>Delivering Doomfist's glove to a museum vs Stopping weaponized Doom fist reactor
>Launching a satellite to extend recall signal vs Stopping Talon from bombing Watchpoint Gibberjabber

thoughts?

>>149021908
Not him, but yeah

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>tfw sometimes a god with McCree, nailing Pharahs out of the air with 3 shots from across the map
>other times can't even hit a roadhog who's in hook range
What's wrong with me?

>initially placed at rank 49 due to shit comps and going 4-6 in placement matches
>climb up to 58 mostly solo-queueing
>losing streak 3 days in a row due to overtime / sudden death coin flips and overall bad luck (mostly getting triple or quad golds)
>now rank 52
>suddenly being queued with rank 38s and 40s "trying out" Ana in competitive mode

Fuck this, I'm going to sleep.

>>149025802
Torb definitely can't solo defend. He's not really like Engineer from TF2 or whatever, more suited as a counter to flankers and Pharah, anyone that overextends.
A dedicated push into his turrets zone ensures failure. Best bet is to see that coming and fuck off so you have time to set up a few paces back, or on the last point.

>>149025845
any Genji that does this is okay in my book. That is my 1 and only bar for a good genji. Take out the fucking mercy

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What do you make of this

>>149025996
>other times can't even hit a roadhog who's in hook range

Just stun him and run the hell away or blitz him

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Daily reminder that every 70+ current meta is:

>KotH
Lucio, Roadhog, Zarya + 3 dps (Tracer/Genji/76/Pharah/Reaper)

>Payload push/defense
2 heals (Lucio, Mercy), 2 tanks (Road, Zarya, Rein), 2 dps (Tracer/Genji as flankers, Pharah, 76, Reaper).

If you are playing any other heroes you are most likely a sub-60 shitter and should not post ITT.\

>t. rank 73 solo shitter carrier

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WHy does this guy look like he takes dick in the butt five times a night?

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>>149025523
Always feels bad and kinda funny when it's Rein and me as Genji on the payload, what's worse is it more often then not works out but it's still stupid.

>>149025996
probably moving with WASD while aiming at roadhog, while standing still shooting pharah

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>>149025845
Nope.

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>>149025412
>Kill four enemy players on the point
>Mercy revives them all, not even in overtime
>Kill them all, again, with team
>Their team loses
>She still gets PoTG

Litarally nothing accomplished

>>149025996
It happens. There are times when I can't hit moving tanks right after downing a Lucio, Tracer and Genji without missing.

>>149024206
>the superior version is the inspiration for the first image posted

No shit.