/smgen/ - SMITE General

If you are attracted to jing, you are pedo. Plain and simple

>>148940761
There is nothing wrong to be attracted to healthy, fertile females like Jing and Scylla.

I like this one more

>>148940390
Why have I seen nobody with this skin? Are there some skins that PS4 users simply don't have access to despite them being in the selection?

>>148940884
Expain to me how scylla appears fertile

>>148940997
I have it on ps4

>>148940997
It's a chest skin. It comes and goes in chests.

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>>148940761
>I've never dated an asian girl
I feel bad for you my last korean gf was older then me by 2 years and had a smaller body then jing.

>>148941113
NORMIES GET OUTTTTTTTTT

>>148941113
Ignore him. He's probably 1000 yrs old and likes dusty pussy

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>>148941139
>Not hiding your power level
She would have looked down on me if she knew i watched anime and play video games. But that is besides the point. I lived in southern china a while there are girls in their 20s not only smaller then Jing but also more flat.

>>148941284
DELETE THIS

>>148941284
I like Jing and all but this girl looks gross. Her legs are just non existent

>>148941394
Just showing examples of asian women with small bodies did not try to find super sexy ones. The picture I posted is an example of a guanzhou woman one of the more common immigrant populations in America. Here are some examples of changsha women as you can see the body type varies. It super hard to find a pic thats not for a dating site btw.

>>148941792
Just never post mrs skeleton again. Skeleton people gross me the fuck out more than fat people

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>>148941792
Fuck forgot pic

>>148941892
None of those girls have the body of jing.

>>148941964
Korean girl was close enough to get my point across. The food is pretty fucking good in changsha so these girls tend to be a bit fatter.

PATCH WHEN

>>148941964
Did you even read the post?

>>148940761
I don't think you know what that word means

>>148942949
t. kiddy fiddler

@148942990
Sad attempt to get (You)s. Go away senpai

>>148943152
How big is your loli folder?

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@148943182
Don't got one unless you count illya who is not for fapping. But keep trying senpai.

>>148943303
>don't got one
>oh expect for this one

???

>>148943409
>Says loli folder
>Gets a reaction image
>I-it's a loli folder!
???

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>>148943409
>expect
nigga you've been complaining and misusing words for two threads now
q cc inbreds get it fucking together

>>148943612
>Using another loli to prove your point
Keep trying pedo

>>148943612
I haven't posted in the other general about this argument. I lurked it.

Nice use a of a child image though. Typical.

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>>148943750
>>148943751
>my point
you've got the wrong nigger retards
here, have a reaction image that's suited for more your type

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explain to me how this is a loli

>>148944217
Classic pedo.

Posts an ugly old woman thinking anyone who isn't into into children must be into uggo oldies. Neck yourself.

>>148944430
You need to get your eyes checked if you think that's not a loli

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>>148943750
>>148943751
>>148944454
>>148944689
Same old ass man posting.

>>148944991
Can we just gas pedos already

500 gems weekly quest? Is this a meme?

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>>148943182
Pretty big desu

>>148945217
That's nothing. I have been getting a daily quest that rewards a green block for ps4

>>148945217
Probably a fuck up on hirez part.

>>148945402
kek

>>148945217
Sauce?

Hopefully jing Wei gets the tier 5 skin this year

>>148945889
No chance jing will get a T5.

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>>148944689
ok but explain

and what are your thoughts on pic related

>>148946274
Can you please stop posting children? It's disgusting

>>148946274
consol release when

With Rat, do I just use my 1 into my 2 or 3?It almost feels too simplistic.

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>>148946410
she's literally over 18

>>148946439
never, rev up those arcades

>>148946590
>she's literally over 18
Surething pedo

kek challenger nu wa was supposed to come out next week. hirez fucked up and you can buy it now.

Fucking every time, they fuck up the most simple things.

>>148946590
Honestly I'm only 23 and I do find that getting off with anyone under 20 when I'm not really drunk is weird and makes me feel pedo-y It's not the looks really it's just the manerisms and the way they talk, I'm sure there are 18 year olds that act older but I haven't met one yet.

>>148947072
Im 19 and I would fuck the shit out of Jing Wei and you at the same time

>>148946973
Sobek skin was supposed to be 600 too according to the summer of smite web page. Don't know if they changed it or fucked up here too.

>>148947267
I'm 28 and would fuck jing, scylla, you and the other guy.

>>148947072
I'm into /fit/ chicks, personally wouldn't date anyone younger than 21. I don't even like Jing desu

my point was that he doesn't know what a pedo is, either that or he's just shitposting

>challenger Nu Wa
God damnit is Nu Wa nothing but fetish fuel?

What did you all get in the nu wa and sobek skins enigma chests?

Fucking chronos clap and bakasura vp here. Medusa pedestal is also shit.

>>148945217
hello I still need sauce please

>>148948862
It was a bug, they fixed it now. Some people managed to do it quick enough and get the gems though.

>hear Jing Wei VP
>"oh hi senpai"

Jing is literally the worst Smite girl.

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>>148948778
Nu Wa is for hug not fug

>>148948992
I want to tit fuck her.

>>148948894
thanks dickheads stayed up all night for this answer just to get no gems

>>148948795
Ra recolor and Anhur T2 not bad

>>148948981
thought she says oh hey senpai?..

>>148949227
Are you fucking retarded? Why didn't you just log into the client and see for yourself?

>>148949308
Oh we're still doing that...

>>148949328
because I'm supposed TO BE ASLEEP RIGHT NOW you fucking dickface

>>148949560
Then get to bed already. You missed the gems now, it was a bug that got fixed.

>legitimately enjoy playing Jing Wei
>legitimately enjoy playing Fafnir

Am I bad for playing underpowered gods? I really can't help it I just find them too fun.

>>148950202
>Jing Wei
>apollo ult as a passive rotate everywhere in a matter of seconds and gank your ass
>can't get behind from a death, just fly to your wave and catch up with the farm
>roid that does 1400 damage
>underpowered

>>148948981
Oh hey фaм

>>148948795
Devil Horns Raijin and High Counselor Athena.

Hun Batz skin when?

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Reminder to sign up for the 1v1 tournament that will be next Saturday. July 30th

There are prizes: 1st - 800gems, 2nd- 400gems, 3rd - Cutesey Freya icon.

It's easy as hell to sign up and be a memelord: http://challonge.com/SmiggenTourney

Some matches in the tourney will be streamed, and I should make it known that casting positions are filled.

>>148951031
Never, the poor monkey will never get a new skin.

>>148951138
>whisper bans

Fuck off cucksing. Shouldn't you be on blacked.com right now?

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>>148951138
>HDfred

Noice, Fred memematches where the most entertaining part of last year edition.

>>148950485

>needs to knock herself up and risk putting herself out of position in order to give herself an attack speed buff
>If the enemy does look like they're about to take advantage of her temporary helplessness she will need to use her 3 to move back into a safe location
>2 abilities wasted and a ton of Mana consumed in order for her to keep up in farm

>>148951138
>800 gems
wow, literally nothing

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>>148951138
>duel autism
>all those cock sucking shitlords who'll go for amcchronoskalihebo

I'm really looking forward to participate to this event,

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>>148951226
Are you that same autist from yesterday who had to be explained to not only by myself but from random people in the thread also on the importance of blind pick?

>>148951419
Counter picking is a thing in MOBAs. It's a part of them, that's why pick and ban stages are so important and interesting cucklord.

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>>148951504
Keep trying to make yourself sound right, you're literally the only one arguing for this position. You're a good entertainment for my morning.

>>148951138
Can someone else set this up but without hellsing being in charge? I really don't want to join if he's publicly organizing it.

He can organize it behind the scene and play too, but publicly I would rather not be associated with a cuck. That's suicide on 4chan.

>>148951648
Correct, that's why hirez host tournaments with whisper bans. You got me.

>>148951785
Hirez doesnt do 1v1 tournaments iirc.
>>148951667
You that's an interesting topic. I literally said that I should lead it publicly because there are 2-3 autists that sperg out when I am in the thread. Guess I was right.

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NEW FANFIC WHERE HELLSING DOESN'T LOSE AND GETS THE GIRL WHEN

>>148952135
I am ashamed to liking SWK, since that cuck RP's a special snowflake version of him. No wonder Robot left that loser.

>>148951340
>character is underpowered because abilities use mana and takes damage when attacked by other gods
>actually needing the accessory atk spd buff

cupid has an atk spd buff too when he dashes yet you don't see him initiating with it . it's a plus you get when you find yourself having to go into the whirlwind, not something crucial.

>>148952135
>he is quite short for a male

Is hellsing implying that he's a manlet?

>>148943303
>illya
My name is Illya and I'm male slav

>>148953551
are you a russian gay faggot too ?

>>148954037
I may be a faggot but I'm not gay. Although I'm kinda in to traps and feminine penises but I don't consider them gay.

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>>148954641
>but I don't consider them gay.

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>>148954701
I'm glad you could agree, anon.

>>148954863
I'll smash ya boipussy ya cheeky cunt

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>>148955306
Come on and try big boy.

Do the all for one and pixel Buster Freya skins still have the old face?

>>148955586
Yes

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>>148951282
I could've won that Scylla vs Scylla match if I had just stayed focused. Despite my autistic breakout during it, I did have fun.

>>148955910
>humiliated in a mirror of his main
>throws a tantrum in chat shortly after
>I had fun

just off yourself already

>>148956202
>just off yourself already

Come and do it yourself.

>>148956279
Tell me where you live.

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>>148957950
Well shit, you called my bluff. I'm not going to tell you. Still not going to kill myself though.

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>You will never dance with Jing

Why even live ?

>>148959001
>that
>dancing

Bitch got no moves.

I like the new health bars. Looks clearer

>>148960380
Someone shop a nice big bulge on those hotpants please

>>148940549
>it's another "I-I-I'm not a pedo..." episode

>>148961269
Pedos, futa fags, whatever, lets all get along and jack it.

>>148961315
No. No, let's not. A pedo is nowhere near on the same level as a faggot.

>>148961269
>It's another normalfag who tries to lord himself over others episode

>>148961532
fuck off normie

>>148961593
>>148961610
>if I can pretend I'm part of some secret club, I'm can pretend that being a pedophile is okay

>>148961689
You normalfags truly are a cancerous lot, I wish you would all kill yourself.

>>148961689
stick to your saggy women porn gramps

>>148961610
I remember when normie uses to just be someone who didn't know a meme or something. Now pedos are trying to use it to claim they're not some kind of human garbage?

>>148941113
>>148941284
>>148941892
Their actual age doesn't change the fact that youre attracted to them because they look like little girls. You can hide behind the number, but the fact is that you like little girls bodies, you sick fuck.

>>148962067
IT'S ALL IN THE NUMBERS.

>>148961841
Really a slow day, shitposter-kun?

>>148945217
It's a bug sadly, it'll give you the icon for khepri after 3 wins

>>148962896
The khep icon thing has ended no?

>>148962767
>I can't defend myself, but if I shitpost for the last word I can convince myself that I'm right

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>>148962538

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>Ace nu wa skin
How the fuck am I supposed to play with my boner slamming on the keyboard?
Also the Sobek skin is disappointing, the anchor isn't grimy like the card and he has ugly ass sunglasses instead of the menacing face in the card art.
The voice pack is nice but a little quiet

>>148962962
>I can't defend myself, but if I shitpost for the last word I can convince myself that I'm right

>>148964954
>tfw I have only enough gem for either Ace Nu Wa or Jing Watersports

Life is hard.

>>148965121
Life is easy, nu wa is in a good spot right now and Jing isn't.
Until Jing Bae is good again, I'll skip her skin
>besides, default Jing is the only acceptable Waifu

>>148965121
The Nu Wa skin looks like shit and the Jing one could look even worse.

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>signing up for your own tournament
the faggotry never ends

So jungle and mid now start with t1 boots?

>>148964969
>pedos are worse than faggots
>LOL NORMIE
>this is a really shitty attempt at a defense
>LOL FUCK OFF NORMIE
>do you have nothing better to say?
>LOL "DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO SAY?" HAHAHA I GOT HIM GUYS! XD

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>>148940761
>>148940884
nth for reporting all scylla and jing wei images on paheal

i want sports nu wa butthole on my mouth while she gives me a footjob

>>148967091
>I can't defend myself, but if I shitpost for the last word I can convince myself that I'm right

>>148940549
They fucking synced the steam achievements finally!
Took them long enough to fix it.
>>148948778
Nu wa is the goddess of cute feet

>buy shark sobek
>get chest along with it
>chronos voice pack
Damn, and with the chronos skin coupon they must be really trying to get people to buy him.

>>148967105
Hag lovers are the worst.

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>seriously picking a hunter in solo after dagger's removal
>blaming support for being outcleared and pressured
>team joins in on his baby rant
>"hey let us all pick squishies, refuse to play a tank in solo and then scream at you because you're on your own for initiating as a frontline"
>it's all your fault
>buy wards even when the only two that are on the map are yours
>omg you have to dive in their team and eat their damage for us to attack
>omg you died u feeder report

I swear to god if I see one more fucking squishy damage whore in solo you can always die in a gutter if you expect me to go support

>>148969597
They're right.

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So which will we get first? Rule 34 of NewFreya with or without a penis?

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>mfw my first game with Freya after her remodel is a 15/4 win
Freya for the win baby

I wish there'd be more beast/monster gods. So many are humanoid it's getting pretty boring, we need more shit like Fenrir, Sobek, Arachne

>>148969743
here's the (you) friend I know you want it

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>>148970670
Yeah same, thanksfully Ajax teased there might be more and since he makes almost only top tier waifus we can expect some monstergirls.

>>148967278
I really want to see r34 of this with nu wa and Jing
Why can't goddesses exist in real life ;_;

>>148969887
Hopefully nobody draws that trash.

>>148970670
Chiron, geb, hun batz, khepri, kukulkan, medusa, rat. Plus the ones you said. We got plenty

>>148969887
Without, just so that the good artists can use it as reference and add meaty freya cock

>>148970670
Camazotz is a popular request and since we didn't have a mayan god in a while it will probably be released in a near future.

>>148970670

They need to remodel Fenrir and give him a nice ass so whenever he's running on all fours I have a massive boner

>>148971137
11 out of 78
There needs to be like half.

Rat needs to get a pikachu styled skin

METAL GEAR SERQET: THE TWIN ESCAPES

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>>148972472
Rat needs Conker type skin

>>148972472
>le pokeymans hahha

Fuck off.

>>148972706
Stay mad nerd
>>148972689
this too

>Guan yu is bugged so talos assault gives protections to the enemy instead of removing them
lol

>>148972620
>when steel hornet muzen kills her
>"I see you like playing MOBA's..."

i want to give jing wei a good ass spanking until her cheeks turns red for every time she fails a gank

>>148973046
Please tell me this is a joke

>>148973164
I want to give you a good ass spanking for every post you have made about Jing Wei

Anyone else not getting TP for winning ranked matches? What the fuck hirez fix your game.
Just bodied 3 games in a row before I realized I'm not getting TP

>>148973275
https://dd.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/4tmcq4/guan_yus_taolu_assault_is_still_broken/

HirezCaplocks confirmed it on a comment down there, they know its bugged.

>>148973459
>reddit

So who's the next god? Are they not adding gods til the Summer Event is over?

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>>148973459

how did they even fuck that up

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>>148973141
>AMC killing Serqet
A man can dream.

>>148974951
Terra, the roman equivalent of gaia.

>>148973164
I want to lick her buttcheeks with my elbow.

>>148975269
Geb with tits incoming.

Skin idea to raise money for animal welfare and well being.

Spayed Bastet and neutered Fenrir and Anubis

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>>148976075
>Chris Sabat doing the Fenrir voice, except high pitched.

>>148976075
BunnyGirl Ne Zha

>autism no skill cancer characters only niggers who need to kill themselves main
scylla
sol
serquet
janus
awilix
isis
neith
bastet
amc
apollo
arachne
skadi
bellonigger
chronos
freya nigger piece of shit
he bo
kali
nox nigger piece of shit
nu wa
susanigger

>characters that require SKILL PRECISION ANTICIPATION AND PATIENCE
anhur
guan yu
ravana
kumbhakarna
ra
poseidon
sobek
sun wu kong
Tyr
Ullr
xing tian
Ares
Geb
Hades
osiris
vulcan

and now you've surely noticed that 90% of the no skill riskfree silver platter rewards faggot autism piece of shit gods are female characters. How so ? Because a vast majority of the playerbase is composed of filthy animeniggers weabtard cucks who don't care at all about balance,or gameplay, no the only thing that matters to these faggots is "le super strong cute gurl xd" you fucking piece of shits. These characters are specially designed for their atrophied brain to play, because every single waifu nigger is absolute TRASH video games and need the most bullshit broken cards to have a chance of playing thus sticking to the game and generating profit through skin sales. Every single of these are bloated with damage utility and a form of invincibility. That's how you pander to absolute niggers.

I don't expect to change anything with this statement since I know hirez is as much cancerous themselves, but just so you know, if you pick any of these nigger gods you're the reason this game is so horrible.

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How do you counter a cab support in this day and age?

Playing passively and buying emperors? Had a game where I was Guan and my ADC (freya) would not stop playing aggressively against them and I would have to dive in there and save her ass multiple times.

Please help me lads.

>>148976326
>Janus
>no skill when if you dont have perfect aim and positioning you dont do any damage
(you)

>>148976326
>SKILL PRECISION ANTICIPATION AND PATIENCE
>no Rama

yeah go fuck yourself buddy

>>148976326
>cabraken isnt in the first list

>Rama isn't in the second list
paaaaaaatiennnnce

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>tfw you'll never lick Kelly's armpits

>>148976425
R E S P O N D
E E
S S
P P
O O
N N
D D

>>148976774
>you will never have a cute, peppy girlfriend like kelly
>no girl will ever boop you on the nose
>you will never play smite with a girl in your lap
>you will never get a foot job from her in nu wa cosplay
Give me one reason not to allahu ackbar

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>tfw mogee will never be averagely cute ever again
dyke hair ruins everything

>>148977106
>Give me one reason not to allahu ackbar

Women are shit, get a cute BF instead.

>>148976434
>landing an instacast portal on the ground and double tapping for the one shot is hard

janus players everybody

>>148976687
>>148976696
meeeeeeemes xd

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>>148976326
>kumbhakarna
>requiring skill

>>148977285
Wow, I thought she was cute now but she is way better with her old hair cut
>>148977291
>tfw can't even get a bf to play with me
I met up with someone from SmGen in real life and he was such a try hard faggot about ranked that I had to block him off everything. I just want a cuteboi to duo lane with ;_;

>>148976326
>Tfw play Skadi, Nox, and Susano
>Tfw also play Sobek

It balances out

>>148976160
>>148976248

Sick kids hospital Jing Wei complete with broken and raggedy wings, crutches and a dangerous biracial condition.

Win screen is her walking the running then flying as piece by piece her body returns to normal.
lose screen is her in her bed and a doctor delivers the bad news to her and her "family" (Guan You, Nu WA and Ne zha). They all cry then Jing Wei starts closing her eyes as her beep machine things just stops until it loops.

>>148977443
still a higher skill requirement than serquet piece of shit or scylla

>>148974973
Hirez are idiots. Waiting for them to sell the game to someome competent.

>>148977873
>dangerous biracial condition

what

>>148977873
Lol its supposed to be birdgirl not biracial.

>>148977873
That makes me sad.

What about for next year we have a summer skin called Kalimari where Kali is a squid that uses four tentacles to hold weapons

>>148979062
Disgusting, but nice. Makes me want a whole Cthulhu line of skins like Muzens

>>148979553

Makes you wonder why Pos doesn't have one yet

>>148977873
Shaggy Skadi and Scooby Kaldr.
When she kills Ymir she says

>am I glad that he's frozen in hel and we're out here. and that he's the ganker, and that we're farming out here. and that we're in Hel and i just remembered; we're out here. what i wanna know is, where is the frost giant?

>>148979881
>referencing a youtube poop

And here I thought we had already hit the bottom.

>>148976326
I also want to add that the first list should count as a forbidden characters list for the upcoming tournament. Anyone who picks from it should be disqualified and called a nigger until the rest of their lives

>>148976425

As Fafnir I just throw my hammer at Cabrakens that start pounding the ground

>>148976425
what adc mean

>>148982652
Hunter

>>148982695
what does it stand for then

>>148982787
Aids Dick Condoms

>>148982787
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=MOBA+ADC

>>148982787
It's a holdover from other games that doesn't apply to Smite but certain people can't handle new things and so they cling to it.
It stands for Attack Damage Carry, but there's no attack damage in Smite.

When will He Bo and Sobek get their voice packs completed? Do they just not fucking care anymore?

>>148982952
ty friend, this is the first moba I've played so I'm new to these gay terms

>>148982952
>no attack damage in smite
>A term from the game League of Legends which refers to the amount of physical damage for a champion or item; for example, an item may increase AD by a certain amount.

>>148982952
Attack damage refers to physical damage.

>>148983270
No, that's wrong. Attack Damage effected auto attacks, and Ability Power effected abilities. Smite has a completely different system, where one form of power effects both a gods abilities and in-hands. There is no AD in Smite.
>inb4 Physical power is the same as AD
Freya, Chronos, Cabrakan, and Sol say hi.

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>two threads
>the dead one has cucksing's world martial arts tourney in the op
>last post of last thread is him or one of his discord butt buddies getting triggered because someone made the thread before they could make their shill thread

BTFO

>>148984219
It's because whoever made the the other thread made it when the last general was at like 690 posts, so nobody migrated as there was no point.

>>148984408
>cucksing also doesn't know how to count

This fucking guy.

>>148984219
The other thread was rushed by some autist, no thanks I'll use this one.

How do I R@?

>>148976326
>AMC takes no skill

CAN'T WAKE UP

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>>148952135
just because you asked so nicely

>>148985301
Why? I mean I do roleplay stuff, but nothing as... laughable as that. No wiki pages or animu characters with generic designs and overbearing descriptions of their outfits. While I do not believe in using the word autistic as an insult, I do think Hellsing is probably well within the spectrum.

what does ^ have to do with smite

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>YFW a Loki attacks you and you have Nimean Lion and Thorns

>>148985859
Some autist who only plays duel as wukong.

Used to avatar fag these threads with hellsing pictures, but stopped as people found out he got cucked irl and would blast him for it every time he posted. Also writes autistic fan fiction.

Share your Raid Boss stories.

>>148985301
Why did you use a picture of Elsword?

My favorite part about this game are the raging autists that have to message you after a match because they are so butthurt. I laugh my ass off at these people

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>>148984408
>tfw cucksing's discord slave
>demanded to make the new thread correctly with tourney shilling in the op
>completely retarded from all of the verbal abuse from all the discord """"elite""""
>make thread way too early and it dies
>my punishment is four days chained in cucksing's dracula themed dungeon wearing the Robot costume
>the discord """"""""""elite"""""""""" take turns having their way with me brutally and aggressively yet very inexperienced as if they have been deprived from sex since their births

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>>148986071
I don't play as SWK much anymore, yes I used to avatarfag for fun. No I did not get cucked and I've been posting its not like I'm hiding. Dont write fan fiction eitther.

It's funny how hard the three of you have been trying for what is it, months now to try and troll or humiliate me. I've never seen such personal obsessions with someone you don't even know.

So when you're done reading this and start to breathe real hard in anger please sign up for my tournament: http://challonge.com/SmiggenTourney

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>>148987310

>>148986189
How do I play raid boss

>>148987310
kek we all know the story mate, considering you even wrote that you were 'disappointed she went with a worse man'

fuck off with your shitty tounenament, nobody apart from you and your butt buddies care about it

>>148987425
Joust match, 5v1, 100k gold, level 3 start. The player by himself is the raid boss, and can buy anything except lifesteal, soul reaver and Mail of Renewal. The team of 5 can only buy starter items and Talaria/Traveler's, and must get Sunder and Blink for their actives.

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>>148987604
The fuck is a tounenament?

>>148987310
Robot

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>be hyped for freya remodel
>the best skins all4one and pixelbuster still use trash old model with disgusting face

YOU HAD ONE JOB HI REZ. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>148987917
A typo.

So do the newfags here think that pointing out typos is somehow epic humor, or are they actually so stupid they don't get it?

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>tfw winning an assault game with no deaths

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>>148989049
But the new model is terrible.

>win a team fight
>take an objective

Why is this simple concept so foreign to 70% of this game's playerbase?

>>148989773
You can thank CoD for that.

>>148989773
what's a team fight

>>148989773
i don't fucking know man, a few hours ago my team won a teamfight at the phoenix and 3 of the enemy were down, all towers were down and only left phoenix was up, fucking idiotic guy called "attack gold fury attack gold fury!" and retreated to gf, i went forwards to the titan and fortunately my team followed me to titan and we won while the other retard was going to gf.

it made no sense, 30 minutes into the game , full build called gf.

>>148976326
>vulcan
>ra
>wukong
>takes skill
Nah, that's the dumbest thing. But I will agree that Scylla takes zero skill.

>>148990094
don't you know anon? if you kill goldfury 50 times during a match you automatically win! he was just going the safe strat

>>148989773
Casual matches always last 40-50 minutes because of this. I swear I'm the only one that can attack a tower, what's worse is having a Solo laner that NEVER leaves their lane and just stays pushing and dying from ganks

>>148989773
Because you lose doing this idiot

What the fuck are all of you retards on about? Scylla does take skill especially on console. Maybe you stupid >just point and click xdd pc tards have it easy but for us using actual gaming controllers it's not and very easy to dodge so it must be timed just right.

>>148989447
I did just that recently with Nemesis.
With Jotunn's and level 1 boots, even got a Penta.

>>148992725
This is why you don't matter when the adults are talking.

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Guys, I just had a dream of fucking Vulcan in his tight manly firehole. Should I be worried?

>>148992725
Okay kid

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>>148977940
>scylla
>the god of literally each damaging ability is a skillshot but retards walk in predictable patterns

here's your (you) now leave us alone

I want to ____ Jing Wei's ____ with my ____.

>>148994886
>pet
>head
>hand

>>148994886
lick
anus
tongue

>>148995101
this desu

I want to rim her.

>>148994886

>>148975409

>>148995101
>>148995135
>>148995213

s-stop

>>148995135
>>148995101
But she poops from there.

>>148995326
No. She was made to be bullied and taken advantage from.

>>148995391
Gods don't poop.

>>148995820
If Gods don't poop, then there is no reason for them to have an anus, and therefore they wouldn't have one.

>>148995820
Jing isn't a god.

>>148987259
Holy fuck I almost threw up from laughter

>>148989447
Great feel, two days ago I fucked up and hit auto run at the start of the match and ended up going 4-0 no build Rama

>>148996886
Isn't auto-run a toggle?

>>148979062
>trying to turn my waifu into a squid
Not only will I fight you, but I will see to it that you never walk again

Reminder that Jing wei needs worshippers and she gets them every time you fap to her

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>>148992725
Classic

>tfw your ares doesn't build a single cdr item

Why do people do this shit

>Three tank clash
>Have both enemy towers at eight minutes in.
>Nothing but Khumba Mez, Ymir freezer and Xing jumps all game.

That was truly a great game, shame I did not know Spanish to chat with my fellow Guardians.

>>148995968
But Nu Wa could have one so that she can more efficiently wring gallons of cum from Freya

>>148981391
It's Smite we hit rock bottom ages ago nub.

>>148997697
>le Ares is a walking ult maymay

>>148997298
Yes, I hit the auto run key (I have it set to R) and it moved me forward off the fountain

>>148998130
PLEASE

>>148994858
go fucking choke on nigger dick hdfred, you're the most autistic and retarded player I have ever seen in any multiplayer game ever and god knows I've been playing multi games since fucking unreal tournament, you just stick to this piece of shit because your mental abilities and reflexes barely match those of an aborted turtle, she's filled with easily confirmable one shot damage and an escape that forgives any type of mistake your atrophied brain can come up with


you want to talk about skill shots ? play Ra, play Ullr, play Poseidon
can you play those characters ? can your brain EVEN comprehend the concept of earning a win through smart plays ? you fucking retarded tryhard piece of shit.
And most importantly shut your whore face you don't deserve right of speech you're a subhuman loser nigger shit I hate your kind more than anything on this earth eat shit and die.

>>148992725
Nice false flag le musturd man
Scylla wrecks on console ez too

>>148998364

and building him mage is a better idea, sure buddy

>>148999060
>Poseidon
>skill shots

>>148999191

that huge ass circle is hard to miss, it's almost as bad as ah puch's ult!

Freya's tits jiggle even though they are in a breastplate.

>new freya model

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn1VGytzXus

>>148999191
scylla's crush does the same amount of damage and has a bigger radius you son of a bitch, kraken only does big numbers if you hit the CENTER

>>149000413
Which is very easy to do.

Maybe you're the shitter that doesn't know how to aim.

>>149000302
Is this modern music? I've really lost touch.

keep pretending scylla takes skills and precision you fucking kikes, get your dicks out and stroke to your own lies and delusion you fucking trash ass piece of shits

>>149000760
Who said scylla takes skill?

I'm surprised no one said a single thing about the vulcan skin being a mislabeled chest exclusive.

>>149000413
Wait a fucking second, Kraken's damage is based around the center of the aoe? I always just used it on whatever.

>>149000931
Because the skin is shit anyway. I don't think anyone was excited for it.

>>149001006

The center does more damage and has a knockup

Also put the fucking whirlpool down before you kraken

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>>148999780
I noticed that too.

>>148999158
Nice strawman, shitter.

>>149000760
Scylla is an easy god but so are most gods in the game because smite is an easy game.

will fafnir's dragon breath proc midgardian mail?

yes kikes keeps stroking

>>149001810
Yes.

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Where are my summer of smite leaks??

>>149002453
No.

>>148951667
More so, why the hell are we holding another so early? These tourneys are boring enough WITH the novelty of being once a year.

Why not anon?

>>149003251
desu even at once a year they're never really all that great. It's just a circle jerk in the most cancerous meme pick mode.

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>>149003251
>>149003424
>stop trying to interact and have fun with other members of our shitty little community

>>149003251
They are being held because Hellsing desperately needs attention from the thread, and as such it has been posting the Deviantart-tier fanfic RP pictures and false flagging itself as much as possible. The extra "drama" of whisper bans only makes it more likely people will talk about Hellsing and make it feel more like it is loved, appreciated or even just remembered in the first place.

>>149004386
Shoo cucksing

>>149004386
That's fine, do it in other ways. Hold customs or some shit.

There's only two things fun about tournaments; the prizes and that they're events. Diminishing the second part just means you have the prizes to rely on, and half the people going into it already know they're not gonna have a chance at them.

>dozens of gay smite r34 galleries
>barely any nox
>no nu wa and freya
>no nu wa learning the meaning of futa Friday
>no Athena
What the fuck, why are drawfags so gay lately

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*brandishes magic cudgel*

who dares challenge me and speak ill of my tourney.....
I've sent my best discord agents to..... take care..... of you as you pitiful mortals aren't worth my time.....
Muahahahahaha!!! *jumps into cloud and disappears*

>>149005441
A whopping 400 gems and a freya icon :^)
I wouldn't miss out on that for the world. I would donate gems to the pool but then I remembered EU players are gonna be in it too

>>149006976
Robot..just know...whatever happens..it's nothing personnel kid..pshh

>>148989773
>support has 2 phys defense items
>4 players including adc around
>doesn't tank tower until I tell them too
every FUCKING time

>>149006841
>that one guy that draws male gods jerking off facing eachother or shit like Cupid bouncing on Kumbha's dick like Tigger with his diaper pulled to the side

absolutely horrendous

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>>149000760
delete this

I don't main a single warrior, but I feel like I should because taking Sol to solo can't always play out well. The only ones that look interesting or cool to me are Amaterasu and Bellona. Can anyone give builds that work for them to me?

>>149007250
THIS. I fucking hate it so much

>>149007980
Smitejunkies.com

>>149005441
More or less this, everyone in it is only in it because they can get gems for out memeing shitters, that's it. These tournaments are never fun. Does anyone even remember who won the last one? Nobody cares.

>>149007250
>>149008697
I am sort of glad that we have more male smite porn, but its a shame that it's mostly gay.

>>149006841
There's tons of Nox, and decent amount of Nu Wa.

>>149009457
Yeah I don't mind males dicking goddesses but goddamn so much of it is gay it's not even funny.
I've literally seen at least 50 just with ao kuang fucking ne zha

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>>149009568
>ao kuang fucking ne zha

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>>149009568
Then you have pic related that crosses into a realm of obscurity that even I can't get behind

>>149009656
Yeah man there's a lot of that.
It's pretty great.

Y'all niggas is gay as fuck.

>>149007250
Cupid and Kumbh pic where?

>>149010441
Nothing gay about cocks.

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>>149010441
>>149009860
>>149009826
>>149009656
>>149009568
>>149008697
>>149007250

is there a better feeling than a freshly jerked off splash of cum on one's chest ?

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should i make abilities for her and post it on reddit xd

>>149011789
You should hang yourself

>>149011921
thats mean ;(

>>149012010
Why the fuck are you winking?
<:,(

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>>149009826
>>149010734
I could not be more erect and disgusted at the same time. What really rustles me is that you had these saved, ready to go.
>tell me you haven't fapped to them

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>>148989773

>win a team fight

>team
>objective

>>148994886

>bash
>face
>knee

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Is it bad that I get drunk about 3-4 times a week after work and just play smite for hours and sometimes if too tipsy listen to Pokemon music from the Sinnoh region?
Currently doing the latter

Jing Wei is cute. CUTE!

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>play guan
>max Speed
>shield of regrowth
>pop conviction
>immediately ult

My god I have never experienced such joys

>>149016410
I honestly don't understand why people don't build this on him, it's like a free sprint relic every 10 seconds

Sprint
>40% increased speed for duration
>CD is like 120 seconds

Regrowth
>35% increased speed
>CD is 10 seconds

>>149012508
tell me more, anon

So with Soul Eater getting nerfed, is it being replaced at all in the Hunter standard builds?

>>148940549
lol op is the buttblasted guy from last thread who said jing wei could be 24 years old.

literally the only one to not know what smite was going for with her.

too much anime im guessing

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>>149016410
>he thinks he knows about speed
>on any god not named thanatos

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.