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>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
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>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>3.35 in like 3 hours from this post YAY
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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Previous thread: >>148907690
comfiest edition
everyday until you like it
leave your autistic teenage gossiping in the last thread, please. no australians or floridians below this line:
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Catbois
Since it's obligatory now, anyone want to do story-driven ERP? I'm mildly vanilla as far as kinks go and desire people who can use detail. If you're on Balmung, I'll pay you gil/craft shit/run content/etc. as incentive.
>the tank Deep Dungeon weapons will have parry stat
>>148930023
Who the heck is from Florida?
>>148930040
>literally trying to buy physical companionship
I wonder if you've realised how pathetic you are
>>148930026
artist?
>>148930098
elk
>>148930040
If your name isn't Max Viddion, then maybe.
>>148930116
muffinegoodness
>tfw they'll slip up and accidentally including a 4.0 pixelated job sprite in Deep Dungeon's data files
>>148930040
I think you're confusing this thread for some other website.
>>148930093
All I care about is fashion.
>>148930040
pst meria athera
xth for faggots on an erp server thinking they matter
stay irrelevant for life
Highlanders
>>148930174
>FFlogs indicating anything
lol
>>148930106
Your bullying has no affect, I already bully myself about my habits.
>>148930128
It isn't.
>You will never be that anon that gets rp fellated by his friend
>>148930171
what is this?
>>148930026
catgirls
>when you forget to turn collectible on while crafting and make a normal item by mistake
>>148930296
>all lonely gay men
pictures like this are depressing
>>148930293
MSQ dungeon to be introduced in 3.4. Have a hard mode Gubal also.
>>148930023
>tfw from florida but i'm completely irrelevant
>>148930296
>that midlander boy's ripped af legs
damn
>a year later
>putt and zani still shitposting about ayy team
What kind of autistic rage compels someone to do this for this long?
>>148930269
Well I don't need the gil/crafts. I have taken a liking for story driven ERP though. How could one contact you in game?
>>148930352
We're getting Gubal HM in 3.4?
>>148930023
>florida
: ^ )
>>148930309
Pretty much all girls are good.besides lalafells
>>148930405
Send me an e-mail at [email protected] and we can chew the fat a bit, and if we're a match I'll give you my name if you want the other stuff beyond gil/crafts.
>>148930414
We're getting KoTL Hard in 3.4, so that Gubal map will probably be a solo venture if anything, like we had in 3.3 with Aethero.
>>148930281
Very few people who take raiding seriously enough to be part of the "raiding community" are going to ignore FFLogs entirely, and there's no reason whatsoever to believe that the portion of people who don't use it is meaningfully different from one NA server to another (ie: There's probably a pretty much identical percentage of unreported clears on every server.)
>>148930093
source?
>>148930440
Now this is what a real bong looks like;)
>>148930023
Sorry, no can do.
>>148930364
>tfw from australia but i'm completely irrelevant
>>148930543
HOLY SHIT
>>148930517
Balmung is the RP server where self-importancy is the fucking meal of the day
If anything, you can probably guess that 100% of Balmung clears are uploaded to FFlogs
>>148930543
Nice
>>148930347
but im not gay
>>148929823
Au ra were a mistake.
>>148930171
>>148930352
>More linear dungeons
Oh well. How they're designed isn't fit for old-school style dungeon exploration anyway.
>>148930428
leave it to abe to beat a joke to death just because its someone he doesnt like
paging Seka
hello is it hey ;) i raid ;) hour
are there any attractive boys on excalibur that like cute girls
thinking about transferring from balmung
>>148930171
>three conspicuous circles
>almost certainly going to be the boss arenas
I wish I could say I was sick of this, but I somehow still manage to enjoy these predicable cookie cutter dungeons every time.
Who is the cutestPaladinfrom xivg?
>want to play final fantasy 14 with my favorite people
>all of this upset posting
why...
>>148930517
well i mean using the actual a8s leaderboard as a metric for clears is silly like for example 1/3 of the clears on sarg are alts and it's similar enough on balmung
you also appear on the leaderboard for as many times as you've cleared on other jobs, i.e. our melee has 3 spots because he's done it as all 3 melee and there are like 3 bards on the server that have also done it as mch
>>148930504
anything else to share with the class?
of course the first thing i did was went back to the first picture trying to remember what kotl's map looks like because i haven't run it since before 3.0
either way, this is neat
>>148930543
10/10
>>148930660
And now we get to enjoy their focus on SnapMapâ„¢ dungeons in Palace of the ObsoleteGear.
>>148930647
>let me fuck you in the ass, elk
lol
>>148930721
Maybe me why? I could use a lewd partner to sit on my masculine thighs.
Anyone needs a friend to run Palace of the Dead on Balmung?
>>148930714
>dead eyes
>emotionless facial expressions
Is this honestly what you want to like?
>>148930721
please be meria
>>148930861
yes
>>148930721
We've got tin cans.
>>148930721
no we're all nerds here
>>148930824
disinfo
>>148930721
sorry I got the only one
>>148930714
lyra is so cute
>>148930618
People who are uploading their clears because they feel self-important would not upload 100% of their clears.
They would carefully curate every single thing they upload to make sure that every entry on FFLogs makes them look good.
>>148930934
Are you implying Abe isn't self-important
>>148930886
>tfw this made me realize how much I want her on excalibur
>>148930779
how does it feel knowing you've probably driven ayase to suicide
>>148926276
Thousand Fists
It's three skills in one and off global cooldown; it's just a a "thousand" strikes broken up across three skills in one slot.
Is maitenence over yet?
>>148930923
Completely and utterly fucking generic. Now stop samefagging.
>>148931032
No, and neither is maintenance.
>>148930934
>everyone uploads to FFlogs!!!
>no wait they actually don't
lol
FFlogs is inside out cancer, a lot of people don't use it out of principle, and surprise, none of them are on Balmung
>>148930721
stop hanging out with retards maybe you'll find more success on balmung
>>148930923
Are you mentally challenged?
>>148930994
meria has no reason for going to excal tho
>>148930886
>>148930994
Who is meria and is she cute?
Post pics
>>148931052
i do not get the level of fucking dickwaving people get over dps in this game
parser mentality is bad enough and to have a site dedicated to it is just awful
>>148930994
Is she as cute as her?
>>148930817
Man, I have mixed feelings about it. The tomestone rewards are good but we're not sure if Yoshi was right about it being 3 hours long. I'm not sure if it'll be a good way of leveling up to ever replace DF dungeons but we'll see soon enough.
If it's fun then plus points but the gear will be pretty much useless in the next patch.
>>148931223
she plays xiv?
>>148930779
Why does Puttel want to murder you and your family?
>>148931170
it's the only way they'll ever feel good about themselves
"my number is higher than this person I don't like's number h-ha"
>>148931170
Taking FFXIV that seriously is just awful. This is a casufag game. Not fantasy eSports MMORPG.
>>148930779
It's not foolproof methodology or anything (duplicate clears on different classes are counted as extra clears, some portion of clears will not be uploaded at all or will be made private) but there's no reason to assume that things are significantly different on Balmung in that regard than any other server. Balmung is going to have extra clears listed from alt jobs, and it's going to have unlisted clears, and so is every other server.
The only anomaly, if you care enough to look at that data for every server, is Sargatanas, where the A8Sclears/A5Sclears figure is a good 5% larger than any other server, but Balmung's 7% is within a percent or so of just about every server besides Sarg/Gilga.
Barring any actual evidence that Balmung is an exception (something that isn't "I hate Balmung soooooooooooooooooo much that I choose to believe the absolute worst about the entire server at all times in every way"), I'm pretty comfortable using it as a measuring stick.
do we have patch notes yet
>>148931223
idk what she looks like but she's a kind caring sweetheart with a qt voice
cute lalafell
>>148931318
Isn't egghyur actually pretty cute irl?
>>148930721
Sorry I'm bothunattractive and already enamored.
>>148931052
there's little wrong with fflogs itself
you can use it to figure out why someone is doing low dps or figure out what someone who does better than you is doing differently
on any job, which i have done a large number of times
it's a really good tool for improving in general and much easier to pick through than a parser, and to compare your damage to someone better than you just through ACT would require you actually being there in the group with them 98% of the time
competition is human nature and while some people are really gay about it to the point of holding their group back because of muh parse most people use it to measure improvement or simply compete with eachother and there's nothing wrong with either
>>148931384
idk saw her pictures posted but didnt save them or pay attention
>>148930894
Do you wanna do it when servers are up andfinish the 50 levels in one run?
>>148931419
are you and seka dating?
>>148931317
read the op you donk
if it says
>Due to ongoing maintenance, this page is currently unavailable. Please try again later.
scroll down to where it says "Patch 3.35 Notes" and click the banner
>>148930543
You stole my thing. I'm going to sue you.
>>148931465
> donk
Watch out guys. Europe's waking up.
>>148931258
Least we can grind it to our hearts content for a weapon of same iLvl as a NidEX weap.
Because that shit wasn't easy enough as it was.
>>148931310
The only thing that can be said about Balmung based on fflogs is that the reason the raid community there feels tiny is that its only a bit larger than Excalibur's but the server as a whole is much more populated. Its not that Balmung has a small amount of raiders, its that they comprise a smaller percentage of the server's massive population vs. servers like Excalibur.
>lyra the landwhale rolling her flatbed into the thread to gloat about her carried run
>>148931460
I don't have a girlfriend
>tfw no 1.23 private server
>>148931268Yes
>>148931624
but you guys arecute
who are you enamored by!
I don't understand the whole fiasco with Abe and Putts. Why does Putty hate Abe so much?
>>148931338
thanks....
>>148930721
We don't exist.
>>148931384
nigga you what how is
>pale as fuck
>saucer doe eyes
>skeleton mode
>5'0
cute she's disgusting
>>148931545
>tfw only recently realized Nero wasn't reformed into an elezen woman
I wanna get another character to The Coil of Bahamut and watch the cutscenes. As much as I don't like Louie or his grandkids (or this game for that matter), Nero, Bahamut, and an enthrall Louie are cool.
>Thordan's enthrallment is called Blessing
Bahamut has one, too, I think?
>>148931692
Abe and Putt were friends because Putt kept telling Proci all the time about his crush on Abe
Abe called Putt weird and removed him after a while because he was too hard to hold a conversation with
>>148931624
Post your cat.
>>148931052
I love this
YOUR stupid premise is "Balmung FFLogs results are inflated relative to other servers because of self-importance"
My response to that is that IF "self-importance" were driving FFLogs uploads (which is, again, only what YOU said, not something that I actually believe), the effect of that would literally be the opposite of what you're saying it is.
You then not-so-seamlessly move on to this even more ridiculous premise that people on other servers intentionally avoid it out of some undefined sense of samurai bushido honor, or whatever, but Balmung DEFINITELY doesn't do that, and everyone on Balmung would DEFINITELY upload EVERY SINGLE CLEAR, even though Balmung's reputation is more that it's the RP carebear server where everybody thinks parsers should warrant an instant permaban.
How many of these are you going to throw up before you realize how delusional you've become over how much you hate an MMORPG server?
>>148931797
>Nero
>>148931674
Secret
>>148931837
Okay
>>148931869
From my time in Ultros I can tell you that self-important raiders are a thing that's present in every server that isn't completely dead. That guy's just obsessed with hating Balmung.
What websites can I use to check right when servers are online? I want to get into Balmung.
>>148931692
so this happened when they were still friends if you can believe it or not with how much they hate each other now
in the middle of a steamy erp session p'uttel was having, abe came into the discord channel with his old microphone up his ass and ripped the loudest fart known to man
p'uttel started laughing so hard his erp partner thought he was making fun of them (i don't remember if it was a boy or a girl), got really offended and left
after several weeks he realized he was not going to get that friend back or get any erp from them, and after seeing an (actually pretty good) erp log posted in the thread, he got very jealous and blamed abe for his loss
things would never be the same...
>>148931962
Have you and Spider ever ERPd?
>>148931962
i hope it's me...
race?
>>148931975
http://arrstatus.com/#Offline
but dont go to balmung they suck
>>148931975
arrstatus
you have 30 seconds after they're up, good luck
>>148932060
>>148932070
Thanks you two. I'm only going to othe Balmung because the people their are pretty friendly/sociable outside of the erp community.
>>148931797
>Nero
It was Nael. And Nael Girl Darnus is best waifu. I want to purge Eorzea of the beast man filth along with their sympathizers, then have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation in their ashes.
>>148932000
this place is like a fucking alternate realm
>>148931569
Yeah, this is fair and pretty intuitive when you think about it.
Balmung is basically what you'd get if you averaged out the communities from Excalibur and Leviathan, in terms of the size/skill/whatever of the raiding community, and then you added another mid-pop server's worth of players who don't participate in endgame raiding at all and just RP.
>>148932000
That's pretty crazy. I don't understand how Abe would interrupts a session by joining a discord though unless they were erping by voice?
>>148931754
I'd fuck her
>>148932126
everyones nice if youre not a dipshit to people but have fun and if you get ill see you around i guess
Someone in the last thread said post lewd logs.
http://pastebin.com/wHY7KT0w
>>148932017
ive never erp'd
>>148932185
>>148932205
its not actually true because legit the only time i've ever used voice in xivg discord was to help people clear thordan and another time for some random a4s
>>148931829 is closer to accurate but putt probably also hates me for calling him and zani smegma eaters in uldah once
>>148931754
Do you have pictures anon? Can send it to a throwaway email of mine.
>>148932273
did you like my story i want a rating
>>148932292
ask in the discord https://discord.gg/tgc9n
>>148931278
>>148931170
>>148931052
Parsing as a means to insult someone or put them down is cancer, but isn't the sole purpose of fflogs.
It allows players to analyze other players from certain scenarios and instances that wouldn't be as easily accessible. Players can see what they're doing wrong and optimize their own play. In addition, fflogs also exposed how certain players were achieving what seemed unachievable (ie. speedhacking).
Fflogs provides an amazing amount of data and information that wasn't as easily accessible before. All of this information was provided through ACT logs but fflogs added more utility and the ability to compare side by side.
Unfortunately, fflogs at a face value is a leaderboard.
>>148932048
Makes it too obvious
>>148932017
No but I brushed their hair once
>>148932332
Are you saying I'm not worth it?
>>148932273
RIP Putty. Well at least it's over with lol. Both of ya'll are chill to talk to despite this funny "drama."
Shhh, cat is sleeping
I hope I don't get grouped with shitters in Deep Dungeon.
>>148932345
damn it
are they on your server?
>>148932319
>Parsing as a means to insult someone or put them down is cancer, but isn't the sole purpose of fflogs.
>this
>also laughed at Paks after the fiasco
Lol
>>148932392
>not soloing the first 20 floors
>>148932332
Of course, Stench makes an appearance.
Is CG single yet so I can be her new boyfriend?
>>148932381
there...is...no...zzz....dwama....zzzzz...in....zzzzzzz...da discowd...
>>148932332
How do you feel now that your girlfriend is spending more time on Balmung?
Did she run out of people to cuck you with on Gilga?
>>148932413
>Paks posting about people being mean to him in the third-person again
>>148932494
no
>>148932413
Meant for >>148932332
>>148932329
I'd rather not say it in public. Could I message you for them or you could mesage me?
>>148932319
pretty good like 9/10
>>148932494
>Pursuing the ceeg beeg.
good luck
>>148932586
ask bnhaka or biskoi in there
>>148932550
He broke up with her like a month ago, broncho.
>>148932237
Thank you for this! Quite lewd.
>>148930721
No idea anon, people usually only post their characters.
>>148932571
>no
In due time, then. She has blatantly cheated on pretty much every single one of her boyfriends in the last 2 years.Save her lewds for us when she does it to you too
>>148932695
yo who is CG??
>>148932396
who dis
>>148932683
You're welcome. It's only a snippet of a larger RP though, and one not set in FFXIV if that wasn't obvious from the get-go.
>>148932667
why message me
???
wishlist for what kind of pose /doze will have for your race?
we've seen one of the femcat and male lala one but there's going to be another one since it was like that with the ground sitting poses!
>>148930721
yes there are a lot of cute male midlanders
>>148931931
>>148932127
>Nael
Shit I'm sorry, lol.
Basically I semi-recently learned that Garleans use elezen models, then I saw a screenshot of Nael again (Turn 4 ending) recently and it clicked that he was reformed back into a Garlean like before but a woman (that he was thinking of at death, I'm told).
He is pretty hot, though.
>>148932742
call me an admirer from afar
>>148932413
That's harp talking about himself you dummy.
>>148932332
The other problem with fflogs is the retards who make parses with 75% balance uptime and then brag about how good they are when all their parses are specifically catered to get them a high result in the leaderboard.
>>148932571
Does CG design your characters/fantas for you?
>>148932778
show me the goods white boy
>>148932821
i dont think they will be different from the doze poses that were all ready seen from sleeping in the inn
>>148932667
Yeah seems like bait anon.
>was suppose to nap during maintenance
>ended up arguing about S-Purple's ethics and watching some of his stream
>150 minutes left
>>148932840
>Garleans use elezen models
Mix of Hyur/Elezen in 1.0. Not sure what base they use in ARR but they look more Hyur to me.
>>148932840
The actual fucking thing is a lore and translation mess because the japanese text implies Nael was always a woman and somehow nobody noticed it.
>>148932847
why don't you talk to him on excal then? he's nice
>>148932902
i dont even know the person who youre talking about sorry friend
>>148932840
Nael only used a male Elezen model because SE was lazy, even the revived face is just a female Elezen's face with normal ears.
Other Garleans in the game had their unique models.
>>148932929
your loss then.
>>148930040
Bump.
Is MCH worth maining?
>>148932973
i don't know if i'm the person he likes....
probably not
>>148932872
And that's why fflogs has transperancy
You could tell the guy is full of shit.
>>148932872
then you click on their parse and see that they had 75% balance uptime and disregard/ignore them
desu at the upper level of numbers on those scoreboards you can't compete without an astro anyway so you still have bragging rights if you're getting a high parse against a bunch of other people in the top 10 who also have astro anyways
>>148933027
sure if you want to
>>148932960
>lore and translation mess
>mind immediately recalls Poison
>NA: "So she's a female, right!?"
>JP: "Sure."
>>148932905
Are the inn's sleeping animations even different for each race? It's possible though.
>>148932960
Somebody said in the lore forum that Yoshi said he was always a man in one interview but I'm unsure about the whole thing.
>>148932948
>Spurp
He's inspiring me to study up on my binary pens and mspaint shit again. I missed it and have been working with actual proper brushes for years.
>>148933043
you can still come talk to him and get to know him andfind out
>>148932821
for female midlanders: au ra, or just the new one that was shown for cats (i think it's entirely new, anyway)
>>148932948
if we get really lucky, might be more like 30-90 minuteswhy the fuck am i still awake
>>148933027
anything you like is worth maining, or if you're a casual you can be one of those weirdos that plays a bunch of different stuffbadly like me
it may be discouraging to think of maining mch if you're still leveling, it's by far the most painful leveling experience i've had for any class but everyone says it's a lot better by 60
>>148933075
Isn't rheia 99th percentile with no ast?
>>148932975
i dont believe you
>>148933126
yeah i know each race has a different animation, and i think there a gender differences too but i dont know never played as a gril and slept in the inn
>fflogs hour
I'm in
>>148933121
Nael in japanese talks about being a "weak little girl" when dying instead of "child" like in English but then the English translation has this shit about him getting turned into a woman by Bahamut. Better not think too hard about it.
>>148933193
That's only because I'm playing in a dead bracket I'm pretty sure.
>>148933198
idk whats to believe ive never interacted with the person youre trying to pawn nudes from or something
>>148933193
plenty of people do as do i, getting >95th percentile is very doable with just a nin/drg group comp as a bard
when i said upper levels i was talking like literally top 10, and this late into a patch you'll have a hard time touching #1 without an astro because you are competing against somebody who almost certainly had an astro or some other sort of cheesiness
>>148933027
It's a good physical ranged DPS that provides plenty of relevant utility. My only gripe about the job is it feels completely boring as fuck to play in comparison to BRD, but that's not what you're asking about.
MCH is a good job to main, especially if you like providing plenty of relevant utility and optimizing your DPS around your bursts.
>>148933343
there aren't even any meria nudes so idk what anon's hoping for
>>148932821
Hopefully male Midlanders get the catboy one, or the inn pose.
>>148933350
cute catswish I could see them slobbering on some cocks desu
>>148932872
Frankly if you're above 85th percentile on any Savage/Extreme content and someone tries to give you shit about it you can instantly write them off as shitposting, and you definitely don't need any particular party composition to hit that level(with a sort-of exception for MCH/BRD in groups that don't run DRG).
You can be a good player and score well under that, too, but in those cases it's usually down to your group using some strategy that neuters your DPS, or your group not being able to push phases, or whatever.
Does Ippiki still play this game or did he sell his account?
>>148933442
Abe already does that which is good...
>>148933453
afaik he sold his account and hasn't bought a new one yet but for some reason he still sometimes comes around here to post bad opinions about tanking
>>148933531
>"The womenfolk need me and my incredible, ridiculously good looks and sexual magnetism."
>"I am the hero XIVG needs but doesn't deserve, a shining beacon of skill and knowledge."
>>148933531
http://www.strawpoll.me/10782823
http://www.strawpoll.me/10782823
http://www.strawpoll.me/10782823
>>148933531
You mean yell at people for not posting his fetish (loli) in the nsfw discord.
>>148933395
Everyone says it's boring compared to bard it seems. Do people only play it for the aesthetic/the better utility and dps in midas savage?
>>148933446
this desu
if i see you parse 90+ without any obvious padding or cheesing then i likely think you know how your job works pretty well
trying to downplay that is just silly
>>148933410
godspeed has them
>party makes you be jail bitch on a7s
how big of a hit is it to your dps? i feel like it really impacts it
>>148933735
and to add onto that, it's really just the 99th-100th percentile/top10 thats really gay because it almost certainly requires catering to reach and is kinda meaninglesseven though it's fun to try
>>148933876
I had to do that as BRD for a week or two due to someone leaving my static. It was pretty horrible. ;_; No DRG in my party either but w/e got the clear
>>148933876
Job?
xth for cant login
>>148933917
this week I did it on Ninja and not monk and did all purple jails, apparently i can teleport and avoid the bomb debuff and do every single one
>>148933876
Depends on your comp/desire to skip entire last phase.
We have healer do first caster, tank do DPS jails where applicable.
>>148930269
>>148933708
at this point now that bard has been buffed and past a certain level of gear it really isn't necessary but mch certainly made progression a lot easier in midas
it's a fun job and it's alright to play, it's harder to pick up than brd but while brd is braindead easy to be decent with it feels like there's a lot less to being great at mch, picking it up, learning the opener, and then being great with it is a much quicker process than becoming great @ brd past the learning part
they're basically opposite in that regard
>>148933915
>have had to do jails every week except our very first clear
>have to play tp for our monk every week because no ninja
>have to play mp sometimes because someone will die at like 80% on the clear and healers run out of mana due to 2much damage
welcome to my world
>>148933973
I wish I could blackmail Megu so they're forced to lewd
>>148933987
If you're doing all of those jails and not skipping you're going to be potentially losing 20% of your damage.
though your marginal loss in dps should allow more uptime for your mnk/drg to deal more damage on the boss because they do more natural dps than you.
>>148933876
short answer yes
but the only situation where you would have to be the "jail bitch" would be if you are melee for the 2nd purple jail because who goes into all the other jails is kinda predetermined based on who gets bombs, unless you start sticking offjobs in there or have double caster or something
>>148934002
>>148934005
shit happens senpai and I can understand your pain but I don't mind doing this as long as my static appreciates it. That sucks though. Having someone die 80% of the time for your clears must get annoying.
>>148933314
Translation team probably thought "girl" was meant derogatorily? As opposed to referencing herself literally, while taking into consideration the Garlean armor.
To me, that armor doesn't say male or female. Gaius' armor is pretty masculine but Nael's, not so much. Livia's seemed a bit too "light". I like the name guy we have, if only I could keep up with all these Garlean names.
>>148933987
You shouldn't be doing any jail besides the purple during the second set.
The first melee jail is for the off tank
The second one is for ninja
If you see the third one you should kill yourself.
>>148933876
How can you be doing every single jail if perchance the bomb is tethered to you?
>>148934005
Wait wtb abe your static dies in 80% of your clears? Feelsbadman. I thought you're in a good static on Balmung or did you switch to Gilgamesh
>>148933708
Mostly for the utility they bring for certain mechanics and raid DPS, and some people prefer the look of a gun user over a singer with a bow. MCH also made progression in Savage raids easier because of their utility.
From a DPS standpoint, MCH feels choppy while BRD is more fluid. Outside of that, MCH provides more relevant utility over a BRD's niche utility.
when is servers back up
>>148934225
sell me the pics
>>148934005
abe is cute!!!
Hello
>>148934171
You can time Shukuchi and avoid the bomb AOE and then run to get tether.
Having said that if you're doing all purple jails, you must be doing it out of courtesy to an undergeared offtank.
>>148934250
post them here when you get them
>>148934225
1 hour
>Abe, godspeed, and rheia are all here at the same time
Wtf is it 2.4 again?
>>148934308
I didn't know that was possible. Is there a vid anywhere of it being done?
>>148934250
what
>>148934347
thanks darling
>>148934298
Hi>tfw no highlander dick to suck on because they're at work
why even live...
>>148934375
Probably similar to BRDs being able to repelling shot out of the stack mechanic in T10, negating the need for anyone to stack.
>>148934414
>>148934375
Have your offtank use Berserk 8 seconds before the pull and save his second infuriate
Berser + 2 fell cleave it's enough to kill it even if he's undergeared.
>>148934397
i was actually pulling shit, could be up to 2 hours from now
>>148934168
You probably lose about as much party DPS having the off-tank do that jail as you do just letting the melee do it.
>>148933915
My group will never let me do jails as MCH even after I've offered
Only been in there if shit hit the fan and I had none of my ogcds up so died terribly
>>148934414
Rip in peace..
>>148934414
you dont
>>148934435
I can't understand the purpose of this post
>>148934565
Say "3st" out loud.
>>148930675
who dis
>>148934565
"Thir-st"
>>148934604
heh!
Help me decide what job to go spelunking in deep dungeon on, /xivg/
>>148934645
WAR
>>148933987
What kind of WAR dickriding static did you get into if they're making you do every purple jail?
Of course it's going to fuck your DPS.
>>148934308
>if you're doing all purple jails, you must be doing it out of courtesy to an undergeared offtank.
Not them, but the tank in my last static usually did the first purple jail and he had 220 gear and the Sephirot weapon. This was back around the first or second week of 3.2. Any WAR worth their salt can kill that alarum in full 220 or so provided they save some cooldowns for it.
>>148934604
o-ohI'm dumb
>>148932396
Yeah. Though just because I crush on someone doesn't mean I'm taken or w/e.
>>148933043
Just chat me up if you're serious
>>148934629
check discord.
>>148934645
whichever job you haven't leveled to 60
Who /solo'ing deep dungeon cause no friends/ here
>>148934757
Not even touching it here since I already have i235+ weapons on all my jobs.
>>148934741what if I have all of them at 60
>>148934757
I don't think it will be possible to solo 50 levels.
>>148934796
Then who gives a shit? Go dungeon crawling.
>>148934796
Job you need a 235 weapon for.
>>148934785
You know you can do things in a game just for fun instead of rewards, right anon?
>>148934871
>for fun
But Yoshi already confirmed PoTD to be some of the most casual content in the game.
>>148934828
Fucking watch me
>>148934923
then for the mount, minions and title
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Commencing diapocalypse, with Stenched topping.
>>148934757
me
>>148934987
Oh boy, pointless grinds to make bitflags on my character be 1s instead of 0s.
Is anyone else getting "Unable to complete version check" instead of the standard "This game is currently under maintenance" when you try to sign in?
Just making sure, I'm on a slow connection and want to make sure I'm downloading the patch ASAP since servers are due up in less than two hours.
guys let's shit on Miunih Evans so the princess will bring him here again
>>148935048
It's the same here
>tfw still no info aout the fat mog mount
>>148934923
casual does not equal unfun
>>148935048
This happens with sizable updates. You can't check for the update via the launcher, the launcher itself will receive an update upon being loaded first when the update is actually live.
>>148934757
Will it be possible to solo/duo it?
I'm hoping so
>>148930040
I'll even throw in a minion.
>>148935041
man you sound like a blast
>>148934957
>>148934957
Oh shit we got ourselves a beater over here.
>>148935093
Moogle BT's Bloodsworn is pretty lacking atm. It could be in a future patch they'll make it available for those that have that reputation.
One can hope, anyway.
>>148935187
Are the updates only live at the time maintenance ends or do they release it an hour or two before it ends?
>>148935189
Anon what hat and top is that catboy wearing?
>>148935189
it should be possible to do the first 50 levels with two people, pretty sure Yoshi said something to that effect. Im thinking maybe it can be solo'd up to the 20th floor
>>148935262
Or it'll be on the mog station for $25.
Please look forward to it.
>>148935196
I like to clear shit, not repeat something I can mindlessly 1-2-3 through just to make an arbitrary number to increase until it decides it's time to award me a novelty thing.
>>148935272
Courtesy of data minerslike me, PC updates are held until the last hour of maintenance typically.
hey GUYS :>>>>
anyone wants to discuss GRAPHIC CARDS or BARDS ;///?
or should I BRING some DRAMA into the thread :>?
maybe T7 DRAMA or perhaps MIU :////?
ok monhun time BYE :>
>>148930040
stop ERP
or at least go to craigslist instead
Anybody here on Cerberus?
>>148935303
Hey heck if it's any good ingame I'll buy it. I've got spare cash to blow.
>>148934187
yeah our static is pretty good but i mean we run with reps almost every week and that's gay enough to try and parse with on it's own
but usually we wipe and then the time we finally clear is with a death or something
>>148935206
Small time.
>>148935306
If that's your attitude toward deep dungeon you've missed the point of it.
>>148935365
Buy me one too, then.
>>148935348
no
>>148935262
>Moogle BT's Bloodsworn is pretty lacking atm
You mean every Bloodsworn is pretty lacking. The one for Vanu was the first time in the game I ever saw a quest with zero fucking reward, not even gil.
>>148935306
I mean sure whatever you like man. Just have fun, and dont shit on content other people like.
>>148935405
Ok not that much
>>148935289
The ballad set from Lota
Good luck man we farmed that shit forever.
>>148935408
Your're kinda pushing this a bit much no?
I was going to email you but it would seem maybe its better if i dont.
>>148935420
I'll cya in three hours when you solo it all and remain bored then. I'm sure this'll go as fantastically as Diadem did.
They couldn't even copy FFXI's progression model for a similarly styled content right. Solo save and static save? Could have been one and the same.
>>148935478
Oh thanks, that looks really good.
I have never seen in drop, will keep my eye sout for it.
>>148935480
I'm devastatingly bored right now, maybe if you fixed that I'd stop having nothing to do other than look for RP in weird places.
If experience rewards (the only reason to run Palace) will be substantial, this content will live on, being used to level up. If exp rewards are shit (they will be, as they can't kill open worlds/fates leveling), it is Deadem v.2.
>>148935380
>having to use more than half a dozen strikes
>>148934347
you mean 2
>>148935402
This. The point of dungeon crawling is the act of exploration. The very act of progressing deeper into the dungeon is a reward in itself.
>>148935501
Well I doubt ill be bored even if i solo it all. Im the exact type of person this game panders too.Autist that like doing the same thing over and over[/spoiler}
>>148935613
yeah i know, if you read more comments down youd see that.
Any commissionfriends able to tell me if there's a single western artist who draws in anime/eastern style? I am not going to shame myself and talk to Japs using google translate.
>>148935629
Yep. I'm gonna go in alone and play it like a single player RPG and see how it works. If the XP is rewarding enough I'll use it to level classes to 60.
>>148935769
>I am not going to shame myself and talk to Japs using google translate.
Then you clearly don't want it. You like someone's artstyle, then you find a way to contact and deal business, language barrier be damned. Be up front that you're using Google, show some balls.
>tfw going back to work
>tfw away from home for a whole week
i want to cry
,w,
>>148935913
https://youtu.be/wyUR1_19KAM
>>148935769
>not willing to shame self
>willing to settle for shitty western artists
>>148935409
they're all exp amps, but since they now added the costumes as rewards for vath and vanu, you'D think they'd do the same for moogle right away
>>148935801
Don't forget that you also get Tomestone rewards for clearing a set of 10 floors.
>>148935769
>I want my character drawn as an ANIMAY!
>I have shame tho guys!
lmao
>>148936001
they are waiting until 3.4 to add the previous fanfest mog custome to them
You know, if SE were smart, they'd be getting ambitious as hell with PotD, and using it as a testbed for all the 4.0 dungeons.
If they could come up with a decent system of procedural generation that could make interesting, varied dungeons that don't rely on the 'start from level 1/level up super fast' gimmick, they'd have a solution to a lot of their content problems. They actually probably could legitimately get away with one dungeon per patch, and have the game honestly be better for it, if the dungeon were different every time in a meaningful way. They could make Easy/Normal/Hard modes, maybe even Savage, for every dungeon, just by setting up the variables differently for each mode.
It's probably going to be about as complex and interesting as Aquapolis, though, and then they'll never use any part of it for anything other than more PotD floors in 3.4/3.5.
>>148935769
isn't magnifire's style pretty weabooish?
i need more femboy butts in my life
>He's not going to solo PotD as every role
kek
>>148936180
>Implying im not
>>148936086
>You know, if SE were smart,
That's a HUGE if, and it's probably not going to happen. It would be amazing if it did, though.
>>148936086
I'd love if they made it damn involving but as you said
>add more floors with x rewards at the end
>add more end points to aquapolis
>what is diadem?as gatherers only go there for materials
>what is LoV?
I just want involving shit that can endure the harsh passages of patches.And more lore. GIVE ME MORE LORE
>>148936214
>>148936180
One of my best buds from canada is going to solo the fuck out of it. He loved solo'ing in FF11 and has been trying to solo shit with his scholar since 2.1
>>148936180
>he actually wants to die of boredom
lmao
>>148936335
I think you should go play a different game anon
Patch is up to download.
>>148930040
I don't know what else to offer besides good writing now.
>>148936454
True.
>>148936473
You need some good buds man
>>148936454
this is a trueflag
Anyone want to have ERP quicky when servers up?
Get to dat mining, morons. I'm waiting.
>>148936473
you should ask somewhere else. the people here just want to jack off real quick and forget about it
Even go 'splorin as a WHM for dat lore apropos and levels
Odd go MCH for no reason, I just wanna shoot stuff in the face (also level)
>184 MB
Deep Dungeon confirmed 99.99% recycled mobs
>>148936763
Did you expect anything different? lol
>>148936576
Oh I've got plenty, they're just all asleep at the current time because it's 11 PM, and internet friends either haven't woken up yet or are still asleep themselves. FFXIV-wise I got into a new static that's on their way to clearing A6S so that'll be fun!
>>148936752
Do you have any recommendations? I've already tried most places, and given what I enjoy I'm trying to offer shit in FFXIV as extra incentive for people to actually try their best instead of pump and jump.
>>148936763
Did you expect anything else?
>>148936763
I could have confirmed that for you weeks ago when screenshots of it came out and featured recycled enemy models.
I also could have confirmed it for you years ago when I found out that the game you were talking about was Final Fantasy XIV.
This thread is a fucking cesspit. I pray we never meet in-game. Insha'Allah you all move on to the next great big FotM catgirl simulator and take your degeneracy with you.
>>148934397
the meria nudes
c'mon
>>148936825
No.
>>148936863
I've been waiting a long time for it myself. Black Desert Online/Blade and Soul gave the thread some rest, as some Ultrash mechanics went to play it, but we seriously need another mmo to make people fuck off from this general. Especially Kaotsuki duo and Ultrash/Bench Bros.
>>148936863
what server u on m8 i'll fookin rek u
>>148936863
>came to 4chan
>came to /v/g
>came to /ffxivg/
>surprised people are degenerates
Wha tthe fuck did you expect?
>>148936863
>>148936914
the legion 'pre-expansion' is out tomorrow
For Nid Ex last phase, how often do you need to tank swap?
idk
>>148936841
i dont have any recommendations, but you sound too good for these fuckers.
>yokai watch event confirmed
>>148937043
Every 5 stacks of the debuff is the ideal time. Incidentally, 5 stacks happens to coincide with Ahk Morn.
>>148937095
If any of 'these fuckers' are like most of what I see in the Quicksand then yeah, I'd enjoy crafting on top of them for shits n' giggles. But I'm hoping that there are some people in here that aren't shit. Sandcat seems nice, at least from shared interest of bestcat. Thanks for the vote of confidence, though!
>>148937043
Once or twice?
It's really generous. I think you survive right up until 8 stacks, and I'm pretty sure they fall off if you switch some time between 4 and 5.
>>148937096
YEAH BUT I WANT THAT FAT MOOGLE BUGLE !!!
Fat moogle mount is in bois, get hyped
>burning the thread at 10am gmt
>on the day of a new patch, as minor as it is
Know the TRUE shitposter. In a while he'll once again complain that the thread is shit because it doesn't discuss asses.
>>148937185
I finished my dailies. I want nothing more to do with the moogles.
DOOM GOBBIEBOOM!
>>148937185
GIVE
ME
THE
FAT
MOOGLE
Fuck Shana, fuck Chemo, fuck Paks.
New minion, "Dress-up Y'shtola"
New 'Ballroom Etiquette' items, which give emotes. Emotes given are Red Ranger / Black Ranger/ Yellow Ranger emotes (Moonfire Faire, please look forward to it)
An illustrated manual of vulgar poses used to entertain children and commonfolk. Use to learn the /redrangerposea and /redrangerposeb emotes.
Y'shtola Hair available from a book, same with Thancred's hair.
Moonfire faire and 'Heavensward' (no idea which specific theme for this just yet, will look soon) orchestrion rolls.
Also some new 'Legacy Warrior' items.. along with some "Scion Healer's" stuff.
>>148936661
Server: Balmung
Race: Miqo'te
Gender: Female
Meet in front of the fountain of the quicksand, and keep it pretty vanilla please.
>>148937206
who?
people should post butts more often tho
>>148936841
Well that is good. Hope the static shenanigans goes well with ya!
As far as recommendations, the ones who wouldn't just up and leave probably would be more interested in becoming buds then working things out RP/Scenario wise.Least that's what I'd prefer anyways.
>>148937171Thanks
I love lore, coming up with stories and such and I too love to craft ingame as well but when it comes to general RP, I haven't done much of it so I'm a nervous nancy.
>>148937368
>I haven't done much of it so I'm a nervous nancy
get in there, sandcat
>>148937029
And no one will play it.
How many bums do you think we'll have lying around the cities with the new /doze?
>>148936841
A lot of "true" non-lewd RPer are actually okay to add ERP to their regular RPing. They just don't advertise themselves for ERP. Just expect the lewds to be secondary to the plot. It might not happen in every session.
>>148935361
I'm on Cerberus.
Yshtola vore
http://imgur.com/a/lZoYS
>>148937459
what's up
item level 235 weapon stats:
PLD Sword: 84 crit, 56 det
MNK Weap: 117 crit, 78 det
WAR Axe: 117 crit, 82 parry (lolololol)
DRG Spear: 112 Det, 82 skill speed
Bard Bow: 117 skill speed, 82 crit
Nin Daggers: 112 det, 82 crit
DRK Sword: 117 crit, 82 skill speed
MCH Gun: 112 det, 82 crit
WHM Cane: 117 crit, 78 det
BLM Staff: 117 crit, 78 det
SMN Book: 112 crit, 82 spell speed
SCH Book: 117 crit, 78 det
AST Globe: 117 crit, 78 det
PLD Shield: 380 block strength/380 block rate, 33 parry 23 skill speed
keep talking about the game or the new patch
do not feed abe lite
>>148937530
Not much really, just relaxing and waiting for the servers to go up so I can try out the Palace.
How about you, man?
>>148937368
Yeah I figured, that's usually what I prefer as well, doing shit other than RP (probably vidjagaems because we're all degenerates here) tends to mean longer-lasting RPs, as well as more fun ones in general.obviously we should try to hit things off and get an RP going
>>148937446
That's pretty much what I'm looking for, honestly. I enjoy PDA and lovey-dovey shit, and 'lewd' stuff that's above the belt more than straight-up meat-slapping, anyways, which is far easier to put into an RP more commonly then getting under the covers ever session. That and the majority of my kinks are focused more on relationship dynamics and character interaction rather than purely physical acts.
>>148937560
>PLD sword has CRIT/DET
>shield is SkS/Parry
So for PLDs rocking 235 weapons, the ideal combination will be what, Padjali sword+Horde shield?
>>148937560
>literally everything is crit det
wow such stat diversity in this game
>>148937560
all dat crit
>wake up
>can't go back to sleep
>servers are unavailable
fug
>>148937560
Damn that SMN book and lmao that BLM and DRG weapons
>>148937595
More or less the same, sucks that it's been extended by an hour.
What FC are you in?
Thread is shit. Post the depth of your rectal canal irl.
>>148937560
>WAR Axe: 117 crit, 82 parry (lolololol)
>>148937560
>There hasn't been this many options for shields at endgame since 2.2
>Every single shield is a kite shield
>>148937560
>WAR Axe: 117 crit, 82 parry
How is that parry buff coming along/
>>148937602
Despite all my years of experience with RP and my writing level I don't even like story-based ERP anymore. I just want easy sluts to push against a wall or eager men/futas willing to let themselves cum quickly.
>>148937436
I don't believe they're implementing the ability to lie down anywhere.
>>148937560
>SCH:117 crit
HALLELUJAH
Now give me acc, Squeenix.
>>148937816
That's sad to hear anon. But that sounds more like a difference of taste rather than cynicism against story-based ERP.
>>148937675
NOOOOOOOOOOÓO
>>148937680
It really does.My own. It's just a casual/social FC though, used to raid plenty before HW, but nowadays I can't be bothered anymore.
I actually haven't played that much lately, coming back for the patch now hoping it'll put me in the mood to play FFXIV for more than just logging in for dailies.
>>148937675
come ON
>>148937675
Well fuck it. 2 more hours and the sun will be up for me. I'm going to fucking bed
>>148937849
Words cannot describe how incredibly sad I am.
>>148937917
>your very own FC
You must be a pretty big deal
>>148937816
Same. It just gets boring when nothing happens for long periods of time. I used to even do multi-para and forum RP. Now I can barely bring myself to write a full paragraph. Maybe I'm just getting too old for this shit.
>>148931212
shes so cute... my heart... does she likedead servers and other girls?
>>148938050
Nah. It started out as an FC for me and some buds to hang out it in, then we got some people that wanted to join us. Now it's really just a cozy hangout, I don't even do much as far as "leadership" is concerned.
>>148938194
just the same as mine really.
>mfw someone wanted to join for the first time
>>148938194
damn thats the kinda stuff i want out of mine. Need to get away from Balmung, i dont even fucking RP.
I can't remember my square enix security answer to reset password. What do?
>>148938341
Call support
>>148937675
god fucking damn it
I was really hoping I'd get to try it before I went to bed
>>148938341
kill yourself
>>148938341
you're free
>>148937896
Far too many people, especially those here in FF14, take RP and RP relationships too seriously. I could write a series of novels filled with nothing but horror stories regarding relationships gone bad due to ERP drama.
I absolutely refuse to do story-based stuff anymore aside from with a select few friends. In my experience with hundreds of partners a vast majority do not know how to separate characters from the humans controlling them. Even if you're not directly involved you can still be effected because there's always going to be that friend you thought you knew but the moment they get an e-girlfriend who is really just another guy with a female avatar they drop you and everyone else to spend time with their "lover" and completely drop anything and everything they regularly did with anyone else.
>>148938113
I've considered that as well. I'm not sure if ERP is something that people grow out of but it sure feels like it.
>>148937560
>SMN Book: 112 crit, 82 spell speed
why couldn't this be crit det?
>>148938194
>people actually wanted to join
Amazing, usually most people are scooped up by aggressive recruiters in main capital looking for anybody not in an FC
Got your own FC house too?
>>148938413
because spellspeed is equal and argueably better?
also nidhog weapon exists
literally same ilevel but crit det
what would be the point of making the same item twice?
>>148938413
spell speed is a better stat than det now.
>>148931212
I want to hold her.
>>148938281
That was my reaction first too, mostly cause I was thinking I'd have to start recruiting and organizing shit. But aside from 1 or 2 people, it's been surprisingly chill.
>>148938283
Good luck, man. Hope you can find your own place too.
>>148938428
Yeah, got a medium moogle house. Mostly had people joining through me/one of my buds helping out randoms in the open or running into people in duties. They'd look us up, see we had an FC and then they'd want to join. Few of them took their own friends with them too.
>>148938410
Yeah, I understand fully what you mean and do my best to distance myself from that. Hell, given I look for multiple main characters and shit I'd like to think I'm better at separating my characters from myself at most. Still have to get into their mindsets, but very much keeping in mind they're characters on paper, not extensions of myself. I do get attached to roleplays, but that doesn't carry to the person behind them. If I get a roleplay that had a great idea behind it, I can get attached, but I'll try to use that idea for a successful RP instead of going 'pls rp again we had gr8 idea' and being a whining cunt that can't realize personal space is a thing. I've had my fair share of those people, as well.
That also said, I agree with Sandcat that it's good to be friends when doing long-term shit, but bros is in no way romantic involvement, ofc.
>>148937560
>parry
They're going to remove it by 4.0 right?
. . . .right?!
>>148938591
>I was thinking I'd have to start recruiting and organizing shit
exactly this, too. i but as it turned out, people wanted to join exactly for the lazy, chill atmosphere anyway
>>148938591
Yeah, im working up the nerve to leave the FC im in now to move back to Famfrit.. They are good people so I dont just want to leave without saying anything, they just dont really play the game.
Did you shower today xivg? Its important to wash behind your ears.
>>148938740
I bet you're only saying that because you want to do lewd things to my ears, you slut!
>>148938740
There's like no better time killer than taking a nice long shower or bath desu
>>148938834
cant wait to spend 25 dollars on that
>>148938740
https://youtu.be/PeJ6NUivwXU?t=33
If you ever went to Fanfest theres always a group of people that don't follow this
>>148938834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAzXEIsxl4
>>148938834
>It won't be a 2 seats mount
shit
>>148930004
>>148930004
>>148938834
I want it. How do I get it. The FC house HAS to have it.
OFFICIAL!
FFXIV is PERMANENTLY CANCELLED until further notice!!!
>>148939003
Thats a mount, retardo
>>148939003
>FC house
It's a mount.
>>148939003
Its a mount!
And I dont know how to get it, I guess MOGSTATION
P A Y U P
>>148938834
It looks like it'll be some wedding mount
How do I keep my thirst under control, xivg? I just want to suck dicks until the end of time but I can't for various reasons and it hurts.
>>148938740
W-what? I'm just making sure you maintain proper hygiene. Don't make this lewd.
>>148938902
lel and gross
fat moogle is cool and all, but what aboutred fenrir
>Moonfire Faire is themed around Super Sentai
Post your face when FFXIV is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Super Sentai better than Toei themselves do
>>148939153
when IS the moonfire faire anyway
>>148939025
Damn, guess that's it people, pack it up let's all go home
>>148939060
>>148939035
>>148939028
>Mount
Even better.
>Mogstation
Gross.
>>148939093Boy or girl? If girl, I always try to go for a run or some other activity to distract myself
>>148939180
beginning of august most likely, then afterwards will be the Heavensfall event.
>>148939153
IM SO EXCITED I GET TO BE THE LEADER AND MAIN MAN OF MY GROUP I EVEN CALLED SHOTGUN ON RED
>>148939180
August, typically.
>>148939219
Hey I'll buy it I don't even give a fuck
>>148939270
tfw blue ranger
>>148939093
Megu....
>>148939302
I'm not megu...
They have a cute cat though
>>148939093
I feel your pain.
>>148939093
give in
it's worth it
>>148939270
>>148939293
>8th grade
>teach tells us to introduce ourselves
>stand up
>say my name
>also that I'm the Blue Ranger
>sit back down without missing a beat
Is housing auto demolish re-enabled this patch and if it is will shit get knocked down immediately or the 45~ days later?
>>148939093
I've heard enough
For your degeneracy, you shall be judged...BY MY STAND!
>>148939093
>various reasons
Elaborate.
>>148939432
You are the kind of man I aspire to be.
>>148939153
POST YOUR HENSHIN FACE
>still no Krile outfit
They really have no idea how to get around designing an outfit without a coif inside the hood so your hair actually shows instead of being hidden, yeah?
>>148939424
Life as a slut seems so great. I wish I had someone to corrupt me and shape me into a good whore.
When is it back? I'm off work and I want to play Video Games!
>>148939497
No, and its 45 days after it starts back up
>>148939575
it's honestly not that great. it's dangerous and the same people that you fuck will eventually hate you for it
>>148939592
in 60 min waifu
>>148939592
could you pls re-upload your cat's pics
>>148939592
2 hours
>>148938980
>>148930004
>>148939592
Who is this cat and are they on balmung?
>>148939592
omg cute catgirl
>>148939627
>>148939654
Pls do not confuse the cat.
>>148939653
I cannot. :(
>>148939535
>>148939270
>>148939153
Maaaan, and I just went back to my other MCH glamour.
>>148939678
not you again
>>148939731
Do you have a personal house? Can I visit you?
>>148939731
Were they lewd pics?
>>148939731
what if I asked you in-game
>>148939501
I will never get tired of that image
Makes me giggle every time
>>148939753
everyday until you like it.
>>148939618
Thank you. There's a cute little plot next to mine that I've never seen anyone enter owned by a low level that I want. At least I now know I have more time to save up money so I can rebuy my old one as a FC house.
>>148939678
i'm gonna nut in this lala
>>148939235
Seems like your exagerrating here. Pretty sure that feeling will pass. Are you on Balmung by chance?
>>148937560
>WAR Axe: 117 crit, 82 parry
Come on, I'd rather have Accuracy than Parry.
>>148939904
Would you nut in my lala instead?
>>148939774
No, I am too poor for my own house. I don't really want one either. Had enough trouble decorating my room in my FC house.
>>148939926
>Seems like your exagerrating here.
Possibly, but it is always good to know how to distract myself.
>Are you on Balmung by chance?
Nope.
>>148937560
>Crit/det for almost everything
Looks like my monk is getting some glowy hands. Thank God, i was almost going to try for relic weapon.
>>148939093
Then just go suck a dick but in all seriousness keep yourself distracted and actually play the game maybe. Are you a Balmung player as well?
>>148937560
where do you get these from? palace of the dead?
Should I save up to buy a Large house or just console myself with a Medium without having to wait?
>>148939575
Maybe I can help once maintenanceis over with. Server?
>>148940146
Large is too big for the slot limit you get. Trust me on that. Medium is perfection.
>>148940146
why are you asking us
>>148940138
get a potd weapon to +30 and youll be able to use it outside potd
>>148939961
Are you qt? If so then probably i'm not very picky
>http://xivdb.com/item/15943/Scion+Healer's+Halftights
New slut pants, calling it now
>>148939871
son of a bitch......
>>148940223
Yeah I suppose so. I just want the bragging rights, you know? Probably not going to get the house I want anyways, the one by the sea in Mists :c
>>148940246
It's from Y'shtola's set so almost certainly.
>>148940246
i might have to go back to playing a female character so i get to wear this...
>>148940134
I already did everything I wanted to accomplish ingame, andyes
Maybe palace of the dead will be fun though
>>148940246
>more spats
God help me.
Are there any new male stuff?This game just wants me to go back to my damn femcat
>>148940339
>playing a female character
>>148940365
There's the new Thancred set.
>>148940246
http://xivdb.com/?search=patch+3.35&filters=b25lPWl0ZW1zJnBhZ2U9MSZsaW1pdD02MA==
Forgot to link all the 3.35 additions
How much skill speed should I have as a monk?
>>148940468
yes
post more midlander boys
>>148940412
3 new dances! I hope they're not 80k each though... I just wasted a ton of mgp on that bunny girl outfit...
>>148940412
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I FIT INTO IT
>>148940412
>inb4 the Yokai Watch collab is the summer event because that game takes place during the summer
>>148940359
Maybe try raiding savage possibly? It's good to try other games too.Also is dick sucking the only thing you're having trouble with? I don't understand what reasons are prohibiting you to control yourself. If youw ant to talk in private I can help out too.
>>148940412
hmm, wonder if that legacy gear is intended for legacy players or its just a coincidence with the naming
>>148940608
It's probably JP only.
>>148940608
The summer event is the sentai stuff.
It's why they made this year's swimsuits crafted.
>>148940698
>sentai stuff
What?
>tfw you have pics of an ebin's ugly ass face but don't want to post them because they might know it was you
>pre patch vagueposting
>>148940805
lol how much of a faggot did you have to be to earn that picture, homo?
>>148940805
Post it anyway but subtly retend to be another ebin. I bet there isn't a single cute ebin in this whole general.
What's the lowdown on the new patch?
Who's shit?
Who's gud?
Did any stat become better?
Gonna unlock scholar soon, girls. Get hype.
>>148940531
Post the legacy armor.
>>148940412
>scion's rogue boots
i NEED these
>>148940604
*sniiiiiiiffff*
Excellent!
>>148940989
im an ebin and im cute
WhAt THe FuckK dO I mAiN
>>148930040
Posting more cat for attention.
>>148940604
{Who?}
Guys help, what's that one job that always has retarded players? I'm forgetting
>>148941190
your main
>>148941190
whatever job you main
>>148941004
>99 tokens birds, higher brid droprate
>235 ilvl weapons from new dungeon, new dungeon could be fun
>cool mog station stuff
>new minions, dances and emotes
>coming events seem cool
>>148941190
>Log in
>Press C
>Read current class
Works 100% of the time to remember, my man.
>>148941190
Every single one.
xth for satisfying inventories
Servers are up
>>148941243
>99 token birds
thank fucking god
>>148940989
im an ebin and im cute too
>>148940989
post meria
>>148941189
Why would you want to know?
>>148941293
I typically feel more satisfied when all of the stuff I've crafted has actually sold.
I want to KISS Ippiki!
WE UP BOIS
main?
>>148941470
Shut up Ippiki.
>>148941209
>>148941232
>>148941278
What are your job then? Idiot
>>148941485
It's true
cant get in, fuck this gay earth
>balmung still locked
wtf
Who /cpose here
>>148941545
The one you main.
>>148941639
>balmung
lma0
>tfw know what an ebin sounds like, looks like, their real name, where they live, have logs of dirty things they've done and know the real them and know why they act a certain way and know how to fuck with their insecurities but don't want to post about it because they might know it's you.
>>148941639
we can get in now
>>148941639
it must have locked like ten seconds or less after coming back up, fuck those stupid chinese bots
>>148941692
post shit ya dork
>>148941692
Initials?
>>148941662
i just wanted to make an alt, man
>tfw rushing to unlock deep dungeon and realizing none of your friends are even awake
>>148940924
They didn't have to try very hard, I kinda just gave it to them.
>>148941360I want to be stepped on by those
game is dead pack it up
>>148941692
Why would you do that?
These new poses are wow.
>>148941798
who's this sleeping beauty and does he like other male au ra
>>148941798
UHM CUTE!
>>148941650
I don't ever want you to stop being Highlander, especially with that glamour.
>>148939961
Maybe what gender are you?
Anyone wanna /ss/?
>>148941903
>tfw no porn of them together
>>148941903
>/ss/
I just urbandictionary'd it and it says straight shota wtf. What does that mean exactly.
>>148941869
Probably going to stick with it a while, I really like it.
>>148941903
I don't see a Lala
>>148941903
Futa isn't straight, lol
>>148941949
Shota is usually for gay homos so it has to be specified that it's not gay.
Comfy babby
The new doze poses are adorable
God bless
>>148941849
Nah, sorry.
>>148942014
actually...
It's alright.
This is fine.
>>148942026
>>148942026
>>148942026
>>148942026
>>148942026
GHEHEHEHE CATBOIS!
MY HAND!
>>148942084
My fingers are healed, dude, chill
It's cute how you roll over.
somebody post all new 2 female elezen doze pls
>>148942117
I see everyone is already clearing the REAL content of the patch.
of course the ork needs to defecate ASAP
>>148942275
Just waiting for friends before I jump into PoTD
>>148942229
One more, just to show the au ra pose. Can't capture the cuteness of the rolling in images.
Neat I guess
where get that warrior stuff?
>>148942458
>Highlanders get literally dead pose.
I'm jelly
>>148942494
>highlanders
UHHHH
>>148942076
>patch up for less than 20 minutes and merias suffocating herself with a pillow already
>>148942076
who hurt you, i will END them!
Finally, a sleeping pose for cats that isn't completely retarded.
>>148942494
it's pretty good
>>148942275
Of course
already bored of the patch :/
>>148942458
Yeah that Legacy Warrior stuff has me interested and it's not in the Mog Station.
>>148942458
I'd guess the rising event.
shame the first 10 floors are like 4 rooms
3 MAN LETS GO
Already bored
>>148942934
how do keybinds work in this shit? When you level you get skills right? Or does it just make skills you already know available.
>>148943295
Yes, and the former.
Anyone want a Highlander for a deep dungeon group on Tonberry?
this is pretty neat
>>148943295
hotbars are same as normal, skills are gained by leveling including job skills
ded
>>148943501
>browncat thighs
HNNNNNNGHHH
>>148943348
We only get two saves, did you wanna duet or looking for a light party?
Anyone having launcher issues?
so to get the palace weapon do you need to be that class?
>>148943670
Yes
palace of the dead solo SMN is worse than hitler till level 4
Now I am level 7, got my DoT, got my pet, got 3 30% 8 minute damage buffs, my 8 minute 40% damage reduction buff
I sure hope i don'T disconne-
>>148943838
shut up pussy get good
Wow, this palace of the dead is ultra shit.
>all my friends are already in PotD.
Ya snooze, ya lose.
Playing with your camera top-down makes PoTD way cooler.
>>148943859
Wow! Who'd have guessed lol. They put a lot of effort into it man! Should be grateful!
>>148943929
Eat a dick.
>>148943859
Really? I'm not sure if I should resub then.
>>148943863
It's alright, post more in the new poses, preferably wearing less~
So how's the XP from the Palace?
>>148943981
>resubbing for little patches
LOL
>>148943838
cute lal
>>148943838
*AGGRESSIVELY PATS HEAD*
>>148944029
Bitch, I'm resubbing for the complete 3.3 experience so I waited until 3.35.
So clear lv50 for a shard, huh. Ten times..
Gonna be sore in the mornin'.
I'm guessing the moogle palanquin comes from the Moonfire Faire, or maybe another Rising like an anonymous mentioned earlier.
>>148944121
>HE'S SERIOUS
L O L
O L O
L O L
>>148944162
kys
>>148944162
you cna get shards in chests as well so getting everything is 16 runs if you are unlucky
>>148943981
It's even more casual shit than the regular fucking overworld.
Nice exp though.
>>148944198
kys
How do I get into ERP? I dont want to role play I just want to masturbate together on chat maybe share a few pics with skirts on
I'm a male Elezen but we can trade anime reaction pics if it makes you feel more comfortable
I am the succubutt
Oh hey, this is cool. It's just like the raid intermission zones.
>>148944162
Why can't you look like those Roe in the background, you disgusting piece of shit... Why can't they post here instead of you. Why won't you just die already? Can't you get into an accident or something? Can't someone just kill you? Please?
>>148944232
3.1/3.3 = little
3.0/3.2 = relatively big!
The more you know. Save money. Live better.
>>148943854
>80 potency
>can be cancelled
>dont even autoattack because you're casting
fuck you
>>148944254
akarin would never ERP. delete this immediately
>>148944289
>playing ffxiv
>wise way of spending money
lmfao
>>148943694
aetherpool weapons are shared so i dont think so
>>148944314
fuck off noponis
>>148944269
Cool. Reminds me of Disgaea's item word's intermissions but they had a lot of weird things happening in it though, like a curry restaurant or a hot spring spa happening.
>>148944445
>a curry restaurant or a hot spring spa happening
Please specify which Disgaea because this sure as well wasn't in 'Disgaea'.
>>148940223
>slot limit
What?
>>148943670
I was unable to complete launcher check. For some reason, the launcher didn't update when I tried to download the patch. In the end im just reinstalling.
>>148944505
Disgaea 5
>>148944392
Noponis is the best, you fuck off!
>>148944520
the amount of items you can place outside and inside the house is limited, and as far as I know, medium and large have the same limits despite the size differences.
>>148940529
AH DAMMIT! Forgot to check the Gold Saucer.
Someone check Gold Saucer for new dances?
>>148944546
This is like the female version of Proci...
>feel like shit
>nobody cares
Post /doze
>>148944765
I care...
POST FUCKIN FEMALE ELEZEN DOZES RIGHT MEOW
Legit question. How is palace? Does it have potential longevity? Is it any good?
>>148944787
>>148944895
>50 floors that can be cleared in 3+ hours
>"potential longevity"
Does nobody here have a working brain?
>>148944895
It seems like it could shape up to be a fun time waster once we get to floors 200+ and it adds a bit of challenge.
>>148944895
It'll have 150 more floors in future updates.
I'm not sure if it's a good way of leveling up compared to doing normal dungeons but if it is, it'll definitely replace DF dungeons.
Good with a set group you know, people tend to be retarded and try to split off. It's easy as yoshi said (braindead easy)
Wheres the music rip btw.
>>148944993
>totally the only floors we will have.
Unless they backed out on making more floors like they said they would, you're retarded.
memes and stuff
>>148945151
Where's your name clown.
>>148930147
is he ok? i dont understand this.
>>148945289
>Responding to your own repost.
>>148943670
If you're getting "Unable to perform version check. Version information is not consistent between FFXIV Boot, FFXIV Updater, FFXIV Launcher." there's a workaround to avoid reinstalling.
Go to Documents\My Games\FINAL FANTASY XIV - A Realm Reborn\ and open up FFXIV_BOOT.cfg in notepad or similar.
Look for the line "BootVersionCheckMode 0" and change the 0 to a 1, save then try to boot the launcher again. It should force a check that fixes it.
Also highlander butt.
Is palace the only thing that was added with this patch?
>>148945393
Palace was actually part of 3.3 that was delayed.
They added some new /doze emotes and tweaked PvP balance, that's it.
>>148945447
Is palace worth subscribing for?
Why can't Yoshi produce any fun content? This is getting out of hand.
>>148945447
It was delayed because "we didn't want you guys to get overwhelmed from so much content!"
>>148945181
HereLiteral Clown
>tfw want to go home
>all these strangers standing around outside
Someone leaked my address, didn't they?
>>148945527
I'll tell you once I get through all 50 floors.
If they're all like 1-10 was, then no.
>>148945926
i dunno, what's your address?
>Shattered Sun has join the free company.
Shrek's alt is in <Soft> now.
>>148946278
Sun has been in both pure and guard. How new.
>>148946278
Is this supposed to be surprising? They were in guard before.
>Paks posting about stuff happening in the FC he claimed to not be in.
l o l
>>148945569
"fun" was deemed too complicated for the intended audience. "fun" had to be cut due to PS3 limitations. "fun" isn't currently being worked on but might happen when they drop PS3 support.Pick a lie.
>>148946454
all of them
fuck PS3 and this casual playerbase that proved they're super bad at the game by asking for unnecessary nerfs
literally ruined the game
>>148946357
he said he has a "friend" he shares an account with in it
>>148946278
She is a nice person, idk what the fuzz about
>>148946634
>Paks
>Friend
Call ace attorney general because I think we need an OBJECTION
>he hasnt already cleared floor 50
>just cleared floor 20
>The strength of your gear is insufficient.
>cant continue
SO DO I JUST DELETE THE SAVE OR WHAT..
FINAL STING
>>148946879
You go back and do the previous 10 floors again.
>>148946698
that's why i put friend in quotes, dummy
>>148946907
thank you for the insight
Who is the cockhungriest ebin?
>>148947106
Awena
>>148947106
stinky
c@butt..
>>148947106
your mom
>>148947106
Awena
>>148947273
*touches*
lalabutt...
>>148947294
my mom isn't an ebin, anon
>>148947423
She is now.
>>148947507
fuck
is it just me or does Garuda-egi have much shittier model than Ifrit and Titan-egis?
I require assistance.
>>148930040
Don't listen to the downers. While I no longer ERP I think your request is perfectly legitimate, furthermore it's nice to see people actually caring about flavour and story.
Best of luck.
New stuff gets into the game; I get hooked up again (after running the Weeping city once and seeing some of the new gear), but I'm far away from home and totally unable to play anything. Right when I got to fighting Nidhogg in Ffxiv and Ludgwig in Bloodborne. Please someone have mercy upon my soul. The anticipation and hype can't be more real than this. I can't wait to be practicing them both next week. Nidhnogg extreme looks intense as fuck.
>>148946991EYES ON THE INSIDE
>>148944546
>>148944738
Not possible, because this c@ is actually cute.
>>148948012
PWEASE STEPPY
>>148947365
don't
>>148929823
I just started a couple days ago, can someone explains this new dungeon to me? I thought it would be just another one for endgame but apparently everyone after lvl 15 can do it? Is it a better way to level and msq/sidequests?
>>148948051
This isn't /BBG/. Fuck off retard autist.
>>148948093
*squeezes*
Palace of the Dead sucks.
Also shows me just how awful some retards are at this game. Seriously, why is it that every mmo the bow using class is always played by the dumbasses?
>>148948181
>Is it a better way to level and msq/sidequests?
It's an hour old, how the fuck would we know yet?
>>148948181
>Is it a better way to level and msq/sidequests?
probably not, at level 57 it gave my DRG about 192,000 exp for floors 1-10
which is about two and 1/3 quests, experience wise
So apparently if you get "the strength of your gear is insufficient." msg after trying to advance you will have to speak with the Wood Wailer to reset yourself to lvl 1 then hop back into the previous set of floors to gain the missing stats.
>>148948484
Weird, I got almost 300k for doing 1-10.
Were you in a full group?
>>148948237
you fucked with the wrong cat
>>148948537
Yes.
>>148948468
I'd have thought that some of you geared guys already did the first 10 or 20 floors and you'd tell me how much xp it gives.
I'd love to try but I have to get my archer to 15 for now so I can get blm.
>>148948560
Who's this hot catboy and does he like having other catboys touching him
I ain't got any friends, is the Palace manageable alone?
>>148948574
You might get lowered experience from doing it as a full party. I was soloing it and got a little under 700k experience at 57 going from 1 to 20.
>>148948738
df it
>Random roomwide nuclear bomb traps making healer-less groups impossible, and still high chance of random wipes with healer
>Not enough anti trap poms to prevent it
>>148948738
It is designed to be doable by yourself, but you can also duty finder it.
>>148948761
Oh right, you can do that. Neat.
>>148948012
Send help.
>>148948703
not unless he asks for it first
new bread where
no I can't make one
So, for those who're currently in-game, how's the deep dungeon? I'm leveling up my Brd now and I was wondering, if you could jump into them with a lvl 30-40 character for exp, once I get the chance to do so, of course.
>>148948190
Toppest of keks! What is this entry level bait, you mongoloid twat? Did you confuse me for Guffy or something? Thanks for the (You) though.
>>148948738
It's time to stop grinding ilvls and start grinding for friendships; for all they're worth.
>>148949135
*sucks*
has iri killed meria yet or
>>148949385
n-nanithis is fun but unfortunately you can't fcam :c
>>148949478
eliminated, my friend
>>148949278
The Aetherpool RNG is really starting to get to me right now. In order for me and my friends to enter floors 30+ we were forced to reset to lvl 1 and rerun 1-10 all over again hoping that weapon upgrades drop from the silver chests so the game will let us proceed.
32 floors in and this is boring as shit
Can you still get the old seasonal rewards for feast?
>>148949829
>that smile
she welcomes the cold kiss of death
Which job is the most______________FUN
anyone know where to get the new hair or scion outfits?
yuri is fucking boring
idk how someone can erp without dicks being involved desu
>Actually thought I might get to play this new patch with a friend.
silly me
>>148950137
They will no doubt be mogtation items like the rest of the scion outfits.
>This person whining in /shout about how the content is bad because they got one-shotted by a Final StingNot saying that it's good necessarily but if it is bad, it's not because of that
>>148950082
Monk for sure, I've played a decent amount of classes and none have been anywhere near as fun as it in my opinion.
>>148950143
/pet
is futa gay?
>>148950574
>>148950574
>>148950574
>>148950574
>>148950574
Move along, uglies.
>>148950261
but WHEN
they need to add it RIGHT NOW