/srg/ - Speedrunning General

SM64 is an objectively bad speedgame.

>>148858431
well yeah, popular speedgames suck shit and 3d speedgames are fucking stupid.

Anyone know if we will see some mohammed rape, robbery and murder live during ESA?

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Um.. do you speedrun?

>>148859459
lol

>>148858997
even mudslimes wouldn't touch a speedrunner

>>148859459
I'm always afraid to do these because then you fuckwads will know who I am.

i want to pork soe's boyhole

spoil me, pamper me, love me

>>148861595
dumb as fuck janitor

>>148859856
what do you mean by "you fuckwads"?

>>148862791
what do you mean by "what do you mean by 'you fuckwads'?"

>>148858997
who is we?

why'd you delete

>>148863038
why didn't you sage?

does ESA ban trans or at least permit unrelented bullying?

>>148863816
ESA is literally a week long homosexual orgy with speedruns sprinkled on

Small reminder double peace sign is OFFICIAL gang sign of srg

>>148863816
Svenne bullied the trans. Now that he's been banned, it will probably be worse than SGDQ was.

>>148864612
story?

>>148865960
he poo poo pee pee like never before so ESA had to pay the hotel to repair the bathrooms.

Reminder the patriot speedrunning marathon starts at 7:50pm. Pre-show on now http://speedrun.tv/srgmarathon

>>148866203
no, the trans part

>>148866441
He got drunk and made some comments (slurs) to curseddolls and another tranny. They complained to ESA leaders and now Svenne is banned for real this time. Nothing to do with shitting up the bathroom.

>>148866570
>curseddolls
add her to the list

>>148866745
>her
stfu fucktard

>>148866745
curseddolls isn't an actual tranny. she just acts like one. she's just a 30 yr old worn out speed groupie.

Can you suggest wich runs are worth watching from this sgdq?

>>148866993
jak and daxter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>148866993
sorry we have to wait 2 full weeks to give any feedback on SGDQ. couple more days and I can give you some suggestions on which runs to watch.

>>148867415
who is we?

>>148867439
The speedrunning community under the rule of President Mike Uyama.

>>148866993
pepsiman

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

*reanimates the doggy*

>>148872270
what do you run?

>>148872270
why didn't you sage?

>>148872560
Good question! Would anyone like to answer?

woah, hey, haha

>the pol posters get banned and thread is dead as fug
like pottery

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>>148877740
mfw

>>148878095
why does that person have the plague?

>>148878710
Razorburn I guess.

>>148878710
that's the aftereffects of laser hair removal
I have no idea why anyone would take pics of it though.

build labour camps for white males
gas those that are not fit to work

>>148878856
that sounds like a boring speedgame

>>148879295
at least it's not a zelda game

>>148878796
To attentionwhore, duh

>Pie is forcing his "Mario Maker Monday" stuff again
Didn't he learn anything last time? Mario Maker is a dead game. Why does Pie insist on failing multiple times at his shitty gimmicks? How's those Showcase Races doing Pie? Even with GDQ channel support it failed so bad. Some people just don't know when to stop.

>>148867057
take away 200 and you've shared your number of chromosomes with us

what's the deal with crystalbeauty

>>148881372
>Didn't he learn anything last time?
The only reason he's resuming Mario Maker Mondays, or whatever it is, is because of the SGDQ Mario Maker race.

>>148881372
B-But he has a big surprise anon! What do you think it could be!

Are there any actual cute girl speedrunners?
No traps.

I only really know about Sayvi

>>148885625
me

>not watching coolstreammm777

>>148885625
skybilz

Are there any actual girl speedrunners who aren't traps?

I don't know about any.

(to be considered a speedrunner you need to have had a world record at some point in a competitive game)

what's really great about esa is that none of the God Gamers who attend have to suffer The Stigma

>>148890387
Yeah not to suffer for once is the only reason I'm going to be honest family

The God Gamer Stigma is an underrated meme

Is Ian Arkin a speedrunner?

>>148892409
He is doing Discord co-op any% with NKR.

>>148885398
reminder pie's last "HUGE" announcement that he planned out for over 6 months turned out to be his shitty gay porn blog site streambig. i personally have no faith in any "HUGE" announcements anymore.

The Grind Monkey Stigma

>>148893307
reminder taking advice from pie on how to stream big is about as smart as taking financial advice from a homeless person.

>>148889386
>(to be considered a speedrunner you need to have had a world record at some point in a competitive game)
Yes and to be a swimmer you must have an Olympic gold medal.

>>148893580
>olympic gold medal
>requires a lifetime of devotion

>WR in a "competitive" game
>requires a few hundred hours

really makes you think

>>148893580
swimmers are on national teams even if they dont win a medal, there's no speedrunning team

>>148889386
How can a speedgame be competitive if 99% of the competition aren't speedrunners?

>>148893816
>swimmers are on national teams
guess again lmao

>tfw Controllerhead is Controllerdead

>*steps in water and stars flapping arms around to float*
>"I'm totally not a swimmer guys. What the fuck are nouns anyway?

>>148893957
if you are in the olympics, you made the national team

totodile_dundee did nothing wrong

>>148894368
The definition of "swimmer" has nothing to do with the olympics you feloniously stupid prick.

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>tune in to my guy Zelda Fun Guy's stream
>he's on the first cutscene again

>>148894484
competitive swimming does, speedrunners who never had a WR in a competitive game are the same as a five year old learning to swim

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>>148894829

>>148895284
>t. nonspeedrunner

>>148893816
Damn, that analogy flew right over your head.

Some of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOaNRv5zpSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eehYqN8eZw

>>148893816
>he's not on the speedrunning team
lol....................

SquidxPosed

93% of relevant World Records are held by white males. Women, PoC, Trans* people and people with disabilities are held back in this system of oppression created by white males. We need to combat discrimination wherever we see it in this community. That means:
- Puncayshun must be removed. We must petition Twitch to ban his stream and we have to remove him from all leaderboards. His World Records, past and current, are invalid and will be removed from history. The community cannot allow a sexist white supremacist to profit from it.
- In the same way M1 must also be removed. We cannot allow a known pedophile to attend charity events like nothing is wrong with him. Him acting within legality when he masturbates to dancing girls on Youtube (often enslaved by a multi billion dollar industry) and comics is no excuse as these laws were written by white males.
- White males must be removed from leadership positions. This includes almost all the SRC, SDA and SRL staff.
- GDQs and other speedrun marathons must have at least 50% female and 20% black runners. White males must not be allowed to commentate over runners of other races or women. There also needs to be a safe space for minorities at live events that white males are not allowed to enter.
- SRL and SRC must guarantee equal representation at the top of their stream lists. They cannot hide behind the pretense of simply listing channels by viewer count.
- To combat the gross underrepresentation of minorities in world records, times will temporarily be reduced by
15% if you are black
5% if you are Asian
10% if you are other non-white
10% if you are a cisgender woman
20% if you are trans
10% if you are disabled, 20% if it affects your gaming ability
1% for each 10kg over your "optimal BMI"
5% if you are gay
10% if you are lesbian
2% if you are bisexual
12% if you are asexual
15% for all other non-straight identifications
1% for each year above 70 or below 15 (ageism)
until representation for the relevant group is restored.

was bonesaw's run the best run of sgdq?

>>148898170
no, it was reddit

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Does anyone remember which event SGDQ or AGDQ and run was the one where someone donated in for someone to say "WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL!" on stream, this has been killing me as I'm looking through every run ever to find this small clip.

>>148898170
it was shit from a dog's anus.

>>148898170
it was probably the most entertaining run, yes. best speedrun, no.

>>148899030
yeah, that's what I meant
>>148898723
>>148898509
then what was the best run

>>148899252
Deus Ex

>>148899252
ty the Tasmanian tiger

>>148898170
No, the run was shit and the disgusting Reddit tier commentary from Bonereddit and that unfunny Reddit Pcunt4444444 made is absolutely unbearble.

Reminder that no amount of passive aggressive 'wow people cant have le fun' will ever make Pcunt4444444 funny or non Reddit.

>>148866993
Literally every metroid run ever, especially the races. There's a reason the "Kill/Save the animals" incentive brings in the most money every GDQ.

It's been said before, but stay away from 3D games, and especially anything newer than 2005.

>>148900154
thanks for the late response!

>>148900154
Also going to mention that I'm considering learning how to speed run Super Metroid, pretty much entirely because of how awesome those runs are at GDQ. I'll never actually be fast or even remotely good but it'd be fun to learn some of those tricks and try to beat my own times.

>>148900001
exposed

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>>148899492
>i hate fun and i use the word "reddit" as an adjective

>>148897468
nigga please
most speedrunners are (mentally) disabled faggots

>>148901487
refee to the last paragraph cfb

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>>148901487

>>148901750
Not me

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In Kirby Super Star, when you inhale two enemies at the same time & swallow them you get a pre determined roulette wheel of all the abilites that you can hit in a 3 frame window. In the run you use this to your advantage by getting fast ablilties you wouldn't be able to obtain by any of the enemies in the area. It's not too hard.

>Female picks up the game
>No Mixer

Any% is also 36 minutes long.

Reminder that there are no GOOD female speedrunners.

Death to all trannies.

>>148903550
>waa waa a girl is getting attention and I'm not!

>>148900154
>stay away from 3D games
lol what? why? there are definitely more good 2d speedgames than 3d speedgames, but the best 3d speedgames are the best speedgames ever by far.

>>148903915
Get the FUCK out you pathetic white knight faggot, your kind is not welcome here & I will make sure you are removed.

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>>148904025

>>148903550
what do you run

>>148904790
he's probably rwhitegoose

so goldeneye i guess

>>148903974
sm64 runner detected!

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>>148903550
>No Mixer
I bet she has WR in that category.

>>148904959
Goose doesn't have good times in any speedgame aside from Goldeneye ILs, which primarily consist of grinding 100s of hours for good RNG.

The best part is that he thinks he's a good speedrunner and because his game is "competitive", his efforts are validated.

What a faggot bitch baby. Why does anyone even like him?

Squid doesn't have good times in any speedgame aside from Ape Escape 3, which primarily consists of grinding 100s of hours for good RNG.

The best part is that he thinks he's a god gamer and because his game is "competitive", his efforts are validated.

What an above-it-all grind monkey. Why does anyone even join his clique?

>>148908343
Ape 3 isn't competitive lol

>>148906039
Goldeneye ILs aren't competitive lol

>>148859459
Yes
but I'm the only person who runs this game, so I can't tell you what it is, or risk outing myself

>>148909034
Yes they are.

>caring about "competition" in speedrunning
anyone who does this is a fucking faggot. speedrunning is for the most part about improving your own self, going against your own times and getting your personal best. you're not competing with anybody.

>>148909757
>being this beta

guess you'll never join the CORE

ancient aliens ils
twitch.tv
/elementalheadcrab

>>148909757
Sounds pretty lonely desu

>>148910487
to people that don't get the appeal of speedrunning, once you've set a time it becomes addictive trying to beat it

>>148910261
>doesn't sr50 for all movement
>doesn't even sr40
maybe, just maybe, you should learn it so it becomes instinctual before actually attempting to do ILs
this is like not bhopping every time there are enemies nearby, you're literally just not speedrunning because you're bad, actually learning strats before attempting to speedrun is usually a pretty good idea

>>148909757
you cant even make friends online

>tfw you wait until people have routed games to use all their work and take the records from under them

>twitch streaming gop convention
>no naeg hissy fit

im disappointed lads

>>148913795
gop convention isn't related to speedrunning

>>148914270
neither is naegleria

>>148914424
damn pow slam dunk

woah, didn't see you there

>>148900154
hell yeah bro! that race of super metroid at SGDQ was super hype watching everyone almost die bro!

>>148913795
what the fuck has twitch turned into

>>148917668
thanks for the late response!

would cosmo get laughed out of evo?

>>148919061
Are you kidding? Do you have any idea just how influential Narcissa was in the development of the early Melee scene? All of the tech and theory that she discovered? The newbies at EVO would fall to their knees and WORSHIP her as soon as they laid eyes on her.

>>148919387
>her
stfu fucktard

do niggas still use the IRC?

>>148900154
https://oddshot.tv/shot/CavemanDCJ/UzoKCOwMKCNLKZwrkqaw5hae

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>>148919061
yeah

>>148920198
who finessed dis wyte boi

>>148919387
That time Cosmo stepped outside the shitty midwest and in every tournament got BTFO second round - what a legend!

>>148919061
cosmo was in evo 2013 lad

>>148920198
spoiler that shit

>>148919960
thanks for the late response!

>>148921857
ur meme game is to stronk

70 woodcutting, congratulate me please

>>148922507
Okay.

>>148922507
grats

narci's live :)

doggy's died :)

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

trannies desu

reminder someone paid for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix84ISi2FJA

>>148923565
>>148923675
>>148923986
>>148924368
nothing to do with speedrunning.

please try to remain on topic. : - )

>>148924876
niceme.me

>>148925173
why did you spoiler?

>>148912834
most games have solid routes these days memer

>>148908648
>isnt competitive
>all top 3 times are close

???

>>148927432
you done fucked it up

>>148927568
please refrain from making posts that make no sense

so the kss wr has no video because the guy is japanese and its suddenly ok lol

>>148927767
kss is an rks/collective game so of course they're gonna nuthug a nip.

if it was some literal who from mexico or something, wew lad.

>>148927767
innocent until proven guilty

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>>148927634
: - (

>>148927767
is it 0x or someone who's been in the community?

>look up "Super Metroid" on speedrun.com
>Super Metroid isn't actually on there
>the results are all ROMhacks

Explain

>>148928379
This is irrelevanr, no one gets a free pass to claim a time. Also 0x is shit.

kss any% ends when you defeat Marx
that's pretty redpilled

>>148928476
is it someone who's been around in the community?

>>148928541
It's a Japanese player who got good at 100% and took that record before claiming this any% time. Still, no one should get a free 'claim any time you want with no proof' card

>>148928514
That's pretty based

>>148928618
If it's someone who has been around and everyone kind of knows, I would understand.

But I agree. I don't like it when people who claim to have good times but have no video to back it up.

>>148928442
super metroid uses deertier.net because centralized leaderboards are for suckers

Hey anonymous, what do you do for a living?

Now that I actually look at the kss leaderboards I realize how much power the rks circlejerk really holds. I always thought it was a relevant game, but the boards are fucking empty. Half the times are japs without a video. There are minutes of difference between top positions. It's a fucking memegame. How could I be tricked like this?

>>148929175
Who gives a shit? Speedrunning is for degenerates. WRs hold no value. Nothing you do is important.

how much longer does cosmo have to live

this guy cannot go on much longer doing this

>>148928886
it's com not net

cosmo is beyond repair

"pikmin sr looks good"

pikmin sr had 3 trannies, go figure.

sudoku by next year.

>>148930519
actually only 2 were trannies

>>148930738
everyone is a "tranny".

this shit general has ran that term into the ground so much that it doesn't mean anything anymore.

>>148931050
it seems pretty simple to me, if someone calls themselves a chick but they have a dick they're a tranny

>>148931194
this.

or if they call themselves a chick but had their dick ripped off.

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lmao

What's cosmo's next evolution when the tranny thing stops making him money? Crossfit bro?

>>148931457
that isn't funny at all

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>freaks see agdq as a crossdressing party now
top fucking kek lads, jesus christ

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I hope you enjoyed the food stream and half prac run. Glad I got first try jumps in 7 portals, sad I am still having to think about the route in the shadow wood.

See you tomorrow memester speedsters.

>>148931457
Nice :ok_hand:

>>148932293
stfu forever. no one watches you or gives a damn about you. leave and never come back here again tranny scum

>>148932775
*bird laughs*

>>148931457
KEK

>>148932775
>>148932886
Thank you for the quick response!

>>148922507
gz

>>148928837
Even then it's a no, there should be absolutely no exceptions.

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this was in fgg, did you guys make this

>>148933109
Honestly, I took the original screen shot with 'wtf is happening ' but someone stylized it in Photoshop

why hasn't narci fixed her teeth yet

ffs..

>>148933618
saving all his dosh to chop his tallywhacker

>>148933618
>her
should we tell him?

>>148933618
spending all the money on soylent

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How can you say no to these legs

>>148934958
what a fag

>>148934958
pretty easily if you aren't attracted to men

>people who are afraid of friendly competition
what's their story?

>>148934958
I told you to fucking spoiler this shit.

misgendering and deadnaming someone is literally rape

>>148936262
They are pathetic and cannot compete.

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>>148936416

Why is it that speedrunners who hate competition always become trannies?

>>148936776
wow rude, i'm not a tranny

>>148936831
you will be soon if you hate competition, lay off the estrogen

>>148936776
Because being too beta to compete is a female trait. See >>148903550.

Reminder, there are no GOOD female speedrunners.

>>148936860
>>148936932
i am not beta and i have plenty of testosterone!

>>148936981
>plenty of testosterone
>hates competition
pick 1 and only 1

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>>148937027
i compete with myself

>>148903550
Reminder that 100% for KSS, which requires sitting through the entire credits, is still less than 1:20.

>>148937126
what the fuck was that

>>148937126
WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN
?

>>148937126
I DON'T SEE A BADGE ON THAT FUCKER

>>148937126
is that guy ok?

>>148937263
drugs

>>148909757
word.

>>148937126
this isnt speed at all

>>148937482
ofc

>>148927432
>3 people
>competition
lmao

>sm64
>3 people
>competition

lmao

Anyway you can still have a good run even if everyone else is shit

leaving for esa soon bois

>>148937948
ok. you remembered the gang sign, right?

>>148936776
It's the opposite. Speedrunners who get wrs in competitive games become trannies.

>>148938043
Are you saying GrindxMonkey will be a tranny soon?

>>148937884
SM64 only has two people who are capable of world record in 120 so it's even less competitive right now.

Also Xiah is better at the game than any of the 120 runners lmao he got the 70 star wr from puncy in like a week and then it took cheese almost 2 months of grinding to beat it by 1 second.

>>148938096
He's already transitioned

>>148938043
cosmo only became a tranny once he couldn't handle the competition though

>>148938120
You don't seem to understand that when times get lower the amount people beat them by will be smaller and smaller.

>>148938120
not only this, but Xiah shits all over their single star times, even using RTA strats.

If Xiah can't put together a 120 star single segment run faster than anyone else, he is not the best. End of.

>>148938187
the point is that it took Xiah a week to get basically the same time cheese got.

SM64 70 star isn't optimized enough that a 1 second improvement is in any way significant.

>>148938264
it's like two dusty dives difference.

SM64 is barely competitive. It's historically just been 1 or 2 dudes being significantly better than everyone else.

Do you faggots even know what "competitive" means?

>>148909046
Caveman pls

>>148938732
There are no competitive speedgames. People who give a fuck about competition in speedrunning are the most retarded faggots alive.

>>148938264
He didn't get the same time, he got a slower time.

>>148939051
Xiah will get the first 1:39, you can pretty much count on it.

If he doesn't get it first, he'll it it in 1/4 the time cheese gets it in.

>>148939120
Speedrunning is about who can get the fastest time, not who can reach an arbitrary goal first.

>>148939185
you're right, and that's why RTA is generally a bad measure of player ability.

>>148939229
False. Reaching an arbitrary goal first does not mean someone is more skilled.

>>148939334
Reaching it first, no. Reaching it in less time, yes.

>>148939371
No, that does not mean someone is more skilled. The end time is what matters.

>>148939416
>*grind monkeys for 9000 hours to get the same time someone else got in 100*
>equally skilled
Stay delusional, srg.

>>148939416
grinding 10x more than someone doesn't make you more skilled, sorry but people care more for who's skilled not for who has no life

>>148939493
No one gets the same time, do they. It's either better or worse.

>>148939529
not unless you're playing goldeneye in which case 76 people got the same time

http://rankings.the-elite.net/goldeneye/stage/archives

>>148939498
Fags like you who lack the dedication and make up excuses for not being as skilled are on their way to transitioning.

>>148939529
>No one gets the same time, do they
If they finish on the same second, the SM64 community considers it tied, even if there are fractions of a second difference.

It's kind of like the goldeneye community.

>>148939595
Goldeneye is a fucking joke. Just RTA time from level select to the end.

>>148939602
im not a speedrunner so theres no chance of me transitioning

>>148939595
AN MR-RL TIME

>>148939782
Then stop trying to act like you know what you're talking about.

>>148939860
what game do you speedrun?

>>148940750
>give me your identity on an anonymous image board

>>148940903
who are you quoting?

>>148897468
>>148934124
who is we?

>>148933109
what do you mean by "you guys"?

>>148938732
what do you mean by "you faggots"?

>>148937124
why did you spoiler?

>>148940903
If you run a competitive game we won't know who you are because it could be any of the competitors.

If you don't run a competitive game, you don't know what you're talking about.

>>148941420
who is we?

>>148941472
me

>>148941472
you

I wanna be the Guy

>>148941785
you can't be the guy. i am soryr.

The Stigma

who do you guys like that streams right now? no one I'm following is ever awake at this time

>>148943212
drtchops and yagamoth are both live right now

>>148943212
what do you mean by "you guys"?

>>148943212
http://speedrun.tv/team:srg

>>148943309
anyone reading this thread

Can you download PS1 games for the vita?

>>148944671
some

>tfw the most skilled at your speedgame but you don't have wr

>>148947495
game?

>>148947495
same

>>148947607
super metroid

>>148947495
If you were the most skilled you would be able to get the record.

>>148949445
"Skill" = time dedicated + luck

>>148949713
Luck is completely irrelevant. Everyone deals with it. No one just does one attempt and sticks woth that luck forever, & it mostly balances out. Pathetic.

Really makes jew think

>>148904790
Medievil

lol xd

>>148950014
I said "time dedicated + luck". Higher time played, higher chance for better luck.

>some loser copies your run
>does all the movement poorly
>happens to get 1 run where the stars align
~~~~WR~~~~

>>148950436
then why does biinny have worse times than cheese despite putting twice as much time into the game

ancient medievil

>>148950549
You copied the run of someone else. Also, if someone can beat your time with shit movement then you had a bad time.

No excuses in speedrunning, it's time to put an end to this.

>>148950998
Because he's legitimately bad.

>>148951097
But time + luck = skill.

Is he just unlucky?

>>148951147
He's the exception.

>>148951201
What makes him an exception?

Bitch ass children too afraid to pick up Kirby super star? Bitch baby mad world records no have can't get but japan? Rectum ravaged no video evidence collective rks your ugly face moron? zzzhonki create anal anguish in your lifes? No can speedrun but bottle for baby tissue for cry srg?

WAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH

>>148951074
>You copied the run of someone else
Grind monkeys everyone, you think god gave you these strategies?

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

So if I wanted to watch pokemon speedruns which streamer would I turn to? I tried to watch Gen 1 runs recently but they appear to be a lot more of a grindfest than I remember years ago.

*bone laugh heard from down below it all*

>>148953650

Don't hate on the grind that's how Gunner makes his living.

>>148953771
>de hippie spacing

>>148951690
Sup Nip?

>>148953650
>appear to be a lot more of a grindfest than I remember years ago.

I remember it always being an RNG grindfest speedgame.

>>>/v/345557145

>>148955695
nigga nigga

>>148952409
They all come together over time. You did not create anything.

>>148951690
zzzznigger does not have the world record.

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>when this nigga tear ur head off

>>148957345
AHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>148957345
>They all come together over time. You did not create anything.

>be the only person to route and find strats in a game for years
>get bored
>people pick it up
>grind monkey out some runs after the good player that found everything stopped playing
>"im the best"

haha

>>148950437
that's my gf

>>148866570
Svenne is not banned. just not going

>>148957619
Finding things doesn't make you a good player, I have no idea how anyone could possibly make that connection. Stop cryig about having a shit time and apply yourself you pathetic baby.

>>148958892
thanks for the late response!

>>148958931
t. grind monkey that has never found a strat in his speed career

>>148866570
>curseddolls will never choke you out with her thighs

>>148957619
>starts talkin in first person
>then moves onto it being about someone else

I mean it was already obvious you don't speedrun but please, put some effort in.

I'm a grind monkey that has found over a minute worth of optimizations in my speedgame.

>grindxmonkey trying to defend his thousands and thousands and thousands of hours of mindless grinding
lol

>>148959035
thanks for the late response!

>>148959208
you cant contribute and be a grindmonkey

>>148959697
what does that have to do with bansheexscreech?

>person finds some basic things in a game that anyone would come across eventually by trying basic 'out of the box' moves
>puts together a basic route
>does a few runs, makes himself out to be really good at the game
>acts like he's got a time hes happy with
>stops playing
>new runners enter the scene, quickly catch up to the original runner
>they're improving fast
>original runner comes back and improves his time
>'there's no way they'll touch my god time now'
>other runners quickly overtake the lesser skilled original runner
>runner tries to take his time back, but due to flimsy dedication and baby bitch boy attitude, he cannot and rage quits
>spends every day anonymously spouting about he is the 'god father' of his game
>other runners are putting the time and effort in, creating new movement and strats along the way and quietly incorperating them into the run
>original runner sees this happening and thinks to himself 'this is all mine, they wouldn't be doing any of this without the foundations I laid down'
>newer runners continue to put the time in, pushing boundries with movement, strats and new tricks while beating the game quicker and quicker
>by now the skill gap and knowledge between the new runners and the complaining original runner is monumental, he can't hold a candle to them
>original runner then frequents a tranny general on 4chan every single day posting monkey and talking about how he is the truly skilled runner in his miserable state of delusion
>he doesnt even speedrun

marxistxmonkey

>>148960129
who are you quoting?

buttxhurt

>>148959881
no one understands your clique bullshit about your e celeb idol faggot, fuck off

i miss /v/erg and serg is just the same stale meme bullshit as usual. when is the next marathon?

>>148960254
Myself

>>148960129
Show that to your therapist, grindxmonkey.

>>148960129
I think this post dispels all fiction of the menace that is the "grind monkey"

>spend hours every day mindlessly grinding a game that you have contributed nothing to
>spend what little free time remains defending your deviant behaviour to strangers

>wake up bright and early
>put on a pot of coffee
>pop breakfast hotpocket in the microwave
>sit down at computer
>kiss my framed photo of liquidxsquid that i've placed next to my monitor
>"today will be a good day."
>open browser
>homepage is /srg/
>scroll to bottom
>quick reply
>"marxistxcuck"
>post
>wait for cooldown
>"who are you quoting?"
>post
>wait for cooldown
>"thanks for the late response!"
>post
>wait for cooldown
>"thanks for the late response!"
>post
>wait for cooldown
>"thanks for the late response!"
>post
>wait for cooldown
>"thanks for the late response!"
>post
>wait for cooldown
>"medievel"

>>148961723
>>148961860
who are you quoting?

*doesn't even bother to sr40 let alone sr50*
*gets a bad time in a mod without competition*
hola familia, im a speedrunner,

>>148961723
>contributes nothing to
this is simply not true, atleast reaearch before you try to dig

>>148961860
this legit made me laugh for a good 5 minutes. i'm still chuckling a bit.

>>148962059
>good 5 minutes
>has only been up for 3

>>148962161
i'm bad at chronological awareness.

>>148961860
>microwave
nice projecting degenerate

>>148960129
The accuracy of this post is amazing.

>>148962310
what do you make your hotpockets in, the fucking toaster?

>>148958892
nice try. svenne is definitely banned. he is organizing an EU GDQ which will blow ESA out of the water. don't get mad you bet on the wrong horse.

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>>148961860

>>148960129
99% of this relates to trihex too. as well as siglemic and cosmo. hell, basically all washed up "popular" runners.

>>148962409
Microwaves don't cook food. They just give you xenoestrogens and brain damage

>>148961860
reminder that speedrunning is so boring that people would rather act out this greentext

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>>148962409
not that guy, but i make mine in a toaster oven. i don't think microwaves are harmful like that other delusional faggot, but they taste way better this way.

>>148963063
wording this

>>148963034
i do pretty much all my video gaming while multitasking these days, not just speedrunning.

There is nothing wrong with using microwave strats for hotpockets

>>148963063
toaster ovens are just slow ovens. you might as well just use the oven.

>>148963063
How much research have you done you stupid fucking cuck?

>>148963332
your toaster oven is a cheap piece of shit bro. mine cooks anything just as fast as my oven and uses less power.

>>148963212
they wouldn't come with the patented CRISPING SLEEVE if this weren't true

>>148963393
so much

should the next general just be on /ck/ instead?

>>148963562
lets turn serg into an ARG and migrate to /x/

lets get medievil in we're

>>148965612
who is we?

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Squid has been redpilled

>>148963393
More than you have apparently lmao

>>148968512
thanks for the late response!

i think croni just killed herself

>>148971295
tell us more