/owg/ - Overwatch General

gremlin D.va is waifu
>hehe mountain dew and doritos xD

I want Pharah to spank me.

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Ana is hot

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What did she mean by this?

>>148778587
Never post again

>>148778428
>>148777263
>>148777190

>not liking strong jawlines, large eyes, and full lips
>not wanting your children to have good genes

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EnvyUs.Taimou's tournament-quality Blizzard-endorsed aimbot!

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Cloud9.Surefour's tournament-quality Blizzard-endorsed aimbot!

>>148779339
>>148779590
Are you ever going to stop posting these?

>>148779339
I always imagine the voice of this post as faggy, nasally, and high pitched because of the inappropriate exclamation point.

>>148779339
Browse less leddit and you won't get the brainrot

The guy has been streaming with a handcam since his channel got spammed to hell by autists who don't know how to snap aim

Results: still destroying noobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzrWANNrNvs

>>148779736
No one doubts these people are good; good enough to be pros. However, you'd have to be a fucking idiot to think there's nothing fishy going on here.

>>148779736
I've dumpstered both of them and it wasn't hard. They're not tournament quality without the aimbots.

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post your face when enemy team has a good Mei and she keeps freezing your face, blocking with walls and contesting with icecube

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This little slut literally always beats me by 1 point

>waah stop posting evidence of my favorite pro player cheating!!!
literally tumblr

>>148779961
Seagull pls.

>naive children actually unironically defending taimou

Summer 4chan

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Friendly reminder that the devs want Mercy to receive the dragon dick

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Surefour's amazing Titanfall aimbot cleaning up in a tournament!

Some of the people that play this game are special. Here are the ideas from one of those people

>Tracer needs at least 25 more HP, a big damage boost, and her recall needs to restore her ult progress to what it was before she recalled
>Lucio needs a buff to his healing and Damage
>Bastion needs to have 100 less HP and a 50 capacity for his turret mode
>Winston needs a damage nerf

>>148780018
>I thought you were going to be a challenge!

>>148778320
Why is she white

>>148780427
>mei needs a nerf
another classic

>>148780667
He also said that. He went on about how Tracer(coincidentally his main) is bottom 5(Except when he plays her, he makes her look great), and Mei was a top hero

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>>148779961
And still Taimou is on the best team in the world and you are crying yourself to sleep. Funny isn't it

>>148777629
>two threads going on at the same time
Report, sage, hide.

So....this is the power of autism....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqsvisiIYgQ

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>mfw playing as mcree
hes actually pretty fun

>>148780920
>directing people to a newer thread
report, sage, hide

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>>148780846
He's making less per month than I make in autism bucks, so I think I'm okay.

He's also going to be unemployed whenever Activision-Jizzard decides it's time to clean up the esports scene.

>>148781050
That thread has 3 times as many posts as this one.
Also, directing people to a more active thread is not against the rules.
Having two generals is.
Remember to report this.

>>148780976
>>148780935

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I hope they add a new omnic character but instead of an ascetic monk or a war machine it's something fucking mundane like an ambulatory D.VA meka sized rice cooker.

ABILITIES:
>Rice ball : Drops a rice ball on the floor, can be picked up to restore some health. ANYONE can pick it up

>Steam vent : Vents steam around itself over a period of time in a medium area causing gradual damage to enemies

>Normal attack has it puff steam like a smoke ring that does lowish damage but can be fired quickly and does half damage through shields

>Ult : Kicks an enemy up into the air, opens it's lid and catches them inside, cooking them for heavy damage before ejecting them

It walks around on these four little fucking stumps like a retard and has "EDDIE CHONG'S FRIED RICE" written on the side.

>>148779590
This one is suspicious

>>148781136
>Also, directing people to a more active thread is not against the rules.
>Having two generals is.
So why does the newer one get to live?

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>gain the same amount of rank for a 27 minute game as I do a quick 8 minute one

Why. Is this game supposed to make me want to kill myself when I see "now arriving at temple of anubis?"

Also fuck sudden death holy shit, I mean apart from the literal coinflip most of the skill in it seems to be a coinflip of which team's comp counters the other, because for "hero switching is an integral part of the game" you get enough time for 1 teamfight and no chance to switch and then it's over.

>>148781301
Because it has 80 posts more than this one, and was posted earlier in the old thread.

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>>148781086
>earning over 13k/month

Why the fuck are you wasting your time on /vg/ then

>literally 4 Overwatch generals
Why do people get so obnoxious over making new thread?

>>148781550
>13k a month is a lot of money

heh

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>>148781626
Keep flipping the burgers and I'm sure one day you'll be there too

>>148781550
He's not making 13k per month

I'm sure there's months where he earns some thousands but that doesn't matter when there's then many months where he earns nothing

>>148780135
There's like one guy defending him >>148779736

>>148781816
when i retired a few years ago i was making 300

stay mad
:^)

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I was having so much fun when I was a shitter and didn't know what I'm doing

now I'm just trying too hard, getting frustrated and I'm still a shitter

how do I start having fun again?

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There is no need for a hero limit in ranked.

Did all you players actually pay for the game? Is there no way to play for free? Hard to believe so many seem to be willing to pay, but it does look like a fun game!

>>148782556
yea it's like $40 on PC it's not that much, no way to f2p though.

>>148782294
t.Zarya #2

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>>148782293
by making friends and play OW together like normal people

>>148782859
I would make some Overwatch friends but I don't really feel like going to Reddit.

>>148782294
>I enjoy endless Tracer spam for never ending overtime
>I enjoy KoTH being 2xWinston 2xTracer 2xLucio
>I enjoy 2xZarya
Yeah hero stacking was a mistake, keep it in QP for fucking around.

why does literally everyone above rank 80 main genji?

>>148782946
Don't go to reddit just use their discord

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>>148774145

>>148783020
Objectively he is the best hero in the game.

>>148783020
Because Genji has really high damage and really high mobility and a lot of flexibility.

Do Hanzo's young skins change his voice to a younger sounding one?

>>148783020
His Q is broken

>>148782946
Just be good or chat and random people will send you friend requests.

>>148783020
he can outplay everyone while having very limited counters himself

>>148783020
High skill cap

when are they gunna remove D.va and mei from the game?

>>148783394
Why would I want to be friends with randos?

>>148783946
Every rando is a friend waiting to be made

>>148783945
>remove D.va
Why?

>>148784089
annoying as fuck

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Can someone post the young and old skin webm's of Ana's highlight where she knocks you out?

Playing against a good genji is the biggest cancer I've ever seen

>>148784134
Why are you bad?

>>148784246
She can knock me out with that pussy dog

>shh intro in box
THIS IS GOING TOO FUCKING FAR STOP IT

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What separates a rank 50 solo que player from a rank 65, skill wise?

>>148784329
She is annoying

>>148784380
50 are absolute shit
65 are less shit but still not impressive
mostly the difference is reaction and knowing what to fucking do

someone buy me ow so i can waifusimulator with you guys ;_;

>>148783394
I've never gotten any friend requests for playing well and have never considered adding others for playing well, and I have no real interest in voicechatting.

>>148784380
If solo queue: the ability to work well with randoms who use little to no communication. It's a real skill.

>>148784380
Rank 65s can play every role well, and lets other people play whatever roles they're best at

Rank 50s are tryhards who demand everybody else change their characters while refusing to change themselves

>>148784605
You are projecting right now anon, maybe go get some fresh air

>>148784550
It's not a waifu simulator, it's a waifu riding simulator.

>>148784605
I'm rank 76 currently and play only one character, also have no mic and never talk to my team other than to tell people to switch off bad characters

>>148784380
Rank 50 will bitch and moan while underperforming
some Rank 60 will adapt to team's playstyle and work with what hes got

>>148784716
What do you mean by projecting

>>148784817
Yeah the rank 50 shitters would tell you to change to Reinhardt instead of playing the character you can carry with

I'm glad I'm out of the 50s

>>148784736
isn't this like saying armored core isn't robot fighting simulator but robot riding simulator wich is kinda of the same thing?

if you buy me overwatch i will call it however you want and also suck yo dick tho

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>tfw in the mid 70s as solo queuer
>listening to all the bullshit snake oil that rank 50s and 60s tell each other on 'what makes a good player' in this thread

Can I tell you a secret? There's no easy trick or change in strategy that's going to rank you up. You just have to aim and move better. That's it. If you can kill two or three people in every teamfight you're going to be ranking up consistently.

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Post waifu, mistress and second mistress

>>148785064
Ok then.

wow what a slut you are, I hope you are boy

>>148785298
>tfw in the mid 70s as solo queuer
Whoa, grampa.

I hope I'm still able to play games like this at your age!

>>148785391
>the clearly avoidable asymmetry with the skin colours on the third row
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>148785064
prove to me you're not a shitter and I'll consider it

>>148784851
You had a bad experience and you're basing your opinions on frustration instead of reason

>>148785521
Are you saying I am wrong

>>148784552
>voicechatting
Not unless you want requests from tryhards. Just be friendly enough in lobbies that aren't shuffled right away.

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>>148780007
>mfw I'm Mei
>mfw the entire team goes after me instead of focusing on something else

I also play on Xbox so I guess the autism is natural.

>>148785508
i think the idea was matching up pairings, anon, rather than going with skin color
>blueberry and dumbbrit
>bird and healbird
>autistic girl and literally autistic girl
>fat and fit

So, why are there two Overwatch generals?

>>148785298
so should I stop trying to play tank and support and instead switch to something like roadhog or pharah?

>>148785934
Janitors slacking

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>>148785943
If you want to rank up, and improve, play one character that has a high match impact. This usually means DPS.

>tfw Genji is now my number 1 hero after the McCree nerd

He's so god damn fun, and he's so good I win almost every duel except against winson.

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>>148786076
What a surprise.

>>148785698
If you think everybody above lv 65 plays every role then lmao

>>148786092
It means Pharah because her direct hit damage is retarded

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>>148785407
[email protected]


a cute one i promise

>>148785517
i'm usually average on fps games, tbqh familiar i'm pretty average on anything that isn't rythm games (where i'm way worse than people actualyl good at it but good enough to impress people who don't know shit about them)

that said i usually do what needs to be done in a game regardless or what i prefer to do (i.e. i used to play global offensive pretty often and always tried to make ruski fuks get their shit toghether and work as a unit even tho i just wanted to play as a lurker wich is basically doing your thing because your team doesn't need you to spoonfeed them with instructions)

tl dr i'm probably not a shitter, probably not a champion, but 10/10 i do not make people angry

>>148778320
Why is she white

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>>148786092
alright then, thanks

>>148786256
What the fuck is with faggots being obsessed with utter fucking garbage which are rhytm games

>>148786189
I actually forgot to type out the second half of of my post

People at 65 can either fill every role decently, or they play one role/characters extremely well.

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>>148785891
I save my ult for important teamfights, or whenever I find a Mei.

>>148786397
i'm not gay i just want that key but shhhh don't tell him

different strokes for different folks i guess, i just like to press a lot of buttons fast and watch notes go boom and the screen goes flashy n shit and sometimes the music is nice

it's also very rewarding because the learning curve is a wall, so you just wake up one day and realize you can do things you thought impossible a couple weeks ago and it feels nice

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Why no one ever can deal with a fucking tracer anb i must go and explode the fucking bitch myself

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>beat the enemy team's time
>doesn't matter, nothing matters
>sudden death
>get the shit end of the stick
>twice in a row
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad.

>>148786163

Why play Genji when you could play Tracer?

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>>148784246
puffy

>>148786874
do you need to be gay to want to get sucked by a cute boy?

>>148787056
SKIN TIGHT SUIT

>>148787168
yeah i know, but he doesn't so i had to explain

>>148787056
Why does her hair start expanding for no reason.

>>148787032
Because genji is fun_

>>148787561
>cancer
>fun

>>148787056
Now post her with def skin pls

>>148787609
>things i dont like is cancer
anon show me where the bad genji hurt u

>>148787904
genji mains are cancer and must die from electrocution both ingame and IRL

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>don't take QP seriously any more because comp is a thing
>tonight I've just been using Mei to piss around and kill the enemy team in funny ways
Devilish

>>148784246
>>148787056
>not posting the superior version
76 said it best. They only get better with age.

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>>148788112
>>148787609
>not liking cute Imoutos

????????

I don't have the old version I'm sorry guys.

>>148788425
>being gay on top of being genji main

>>148788770
>genderswap is gay

it literally isn't, matter of fact it makes gay not gay

>>148788364
lol is that an actual ingame quote?

>>148789029
>"I only get better with age." - Foxy Grandpa 76

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>>148789029
"Only gets better with age"

Yeh

>>148785891

>Press E
>Eat her fucking ult
>Press shift
>Boost away while she tries to switch attacks

what's a decent accuracy to have as pharah?

>>148789847
Accuracy is a dumb stat, just look at your damage.

>>148786912

sudden death results are 50/50 overall. The shit end of the stick is an illusion.

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Will Soldier 76 and Ana fug in the next overwatch comic coming out?

>>148789572
>>148789269
kek

>Reinhardt having an onahole attached in his cod piece is literally in the game lore
What the fuck are the devs drunk?

Check twitter guys, this shits just getting weirder.

>>148790421
lol what? sauce?

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>Mercy will never send you minion memes in the middle of the night

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>>148790421
Fucking link us then you pleb or printscreen it.

>>148790870
Mercy is only good for killing
Disrespect and kill all the mercies you see

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>>148788770
>Gay

You need help if you think liking a women is gay.

>>148784329
not even talking about gameplay

>QP
>everyone picks Mercy
>by the round start, all but two have switched off
>continue to meme
>just use my pistol
>gold eliminations
ME OOGA

>>148790050

>Soldier 76 stands next to his own wanted poster

He's either really brave or really stupid.

How exactly does Blizzard's leave penalty system work?

What if I'm kicked out due to inactivity?
What if I'm disconnected from the server?
Do I get a loss if I leave 2 minutes into the match and it is canceled?

>>148790050

Which comic is that from?

>>148792182

Probably Old Soldiers, coming out this week

They usually put out a page as a preview

>>148792497

Ah. Thanks

>>148779883
EMP a robot tonight.

How do I git gud at Pharah?

>>148792179
I'll let Jeff explain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA0bgE2P1oA

But in a nutshell:
>What if I'm kicked out due to inactivity?
You derank.
>What if I'm disconnected from the server?
You derank.
>Do I get a loss if I leave 2 minutes into the match and it is canceled?
You derank.

>>148792163
seeing how he easily beat the shit out of the guy who put a gun to his face I think he just doesnt give a shit

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>Still no Mercy Comic.
>Still no Mercy Cinematic.

No biggie Blizzard. She's just a fan favorite, Has a great design, and is SUPER important to Overwatch's lore (to the extent that multiple characters owe their existence to her)

Minigun hero when?
inb4 bastion

>>148790807
>>148790876
I'm on my shitty iphone 2 it wont copy the links right because its a app and i dont know how to screen shot it.
go to the blizzard site and click on the devs profiles then look at their twitters

>>148778587
MODSSSSSSSSSS

>>148789572
Why is he holding it like that

>>148793271

>inb4
>a month after the fact

That's not how it works, tiger

>>148793879
bastion is a shitty minigun, why can't i have a Heavy tank here

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>>148780976

>>148793879
He's >inb4ing anyone replying with bastion

You dunce

>torbjorn's turret is better than bastion as a turret
>recon mode is basically a really crappy soldier 76
Bastion buffs when?
50 hp 250 armor when?
Increasing either damage or mag size of recon gun when?

>>148794676
>torbjorn's turret is better than bastion as a turret
I know that's wrong but explain it anyways.

>>148794863
he needs an aimbot

>>148794863
>instantly autolocks
>shoots through the whole map with no falloff
>still kills really fast
>has the same hp as bastion unbuffed
>in molten core it's borderline indestructible and kills way faster
>attached to a character which can do its work while turret stands somewhere
I would seriously take a turret over an average bastion retard

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Today I got my Mercy winrate to 23%. I am convinced I can reach single digits eventually. I don't know what it is, Mercy just has that magic lose factor for me.

Maybe if I had enough time I could lower my total winrate to single digits as well. With Mercy, anything is possible.

Why can't I play Mercy?

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>>148794097
Goddamn Tracer

>>148795490
Maybe you are just being a useless healslut.

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>>148795272
>has the same hp as bastion unbuffed
No armor, ability to be buffed, and cannot just move and heal itself when under fire.

>shoots through the whole map with no falloff
The damage Bastion does at long range is about as much Torbjorn's turret does point blank.

>still kills really fast
Kek.

>>148795490
learn to evade with her fly

fly to dead bodies, pharahs, people away from you

if you get left behind it's your fault

and the moment you get flanked fuck outta there

Grenade heal/damage nerf to 50 when?
Sleep duration to 2s nerf when?

>>148797256
>Grenade heal/damage nerf to 50 when?
Maybe

>Sleep duration to 2s nerf when?
Never

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>>148796898
Quality post.
Not even being sarcastic.

>>148793556
you're full of shit

>>148797256
>Grenade heal/damage nerf to 50 when?
it's her second best ability and her main form of damage so never
>Sleep duration to 2s nerf when?
never because the cooldown makes it balanced enough

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worlds best POTG

Can Tracer stick her bomb to an ally Tracer who can dash in the middle of enemies and blow them up without getting hurt?

>>148798324
Tracer's Bomb only sticks to enemy targets, so no.

Would be cool, though.

>>148798031
>100 kill on reinhardt
>when Mei was clearly sitting there shooting him too

>>148798031
i saw a pharah get potg from just concusion blasting two people of one of the small bridges in garden Lijiang

Can i at least deflect ana's cancer grenade back? If i can why is genji getting a special treatment again?

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>>148798962
You can reflect it, block it, deleted.
Whatever ability interacts with an enemy's projectile, it can affect Ana's grenade.

how are people playing as ana right now? I thought she was coming out next week

Blog incoming.

Was actually going to get Battleborn because I heard it was on sale for the same price, but then I checked and now it's back to full price. Both Overwatch and Battleborn have waifu heroes, which is a plus, where Overwatch has the better ones overall. But it seems only Battleborn can be played offline, which was better for me because my internet is garbage. I have a few questions before I drop some money on this game:

1. Can I play offline?
2. Can I play bot matches alone?
3. Can playing bot matches or custom matches further whatever progression I get while playing regular match-maker matches?
4. Can I unlock skins by playing the game or do all skins require real money?
4a. If I can unlock them by playing, are they like achievements and you do something which unlocks the skin or do you earn some kind of credits per match and spend it on the skin?
5. How grindy is the game compared to league of legends, is it about the same or faster/slower?
6. Mercy or Widowmaker?

>>148798564
the potg algorithm has a boner for environmental kills

For you hanzo players what skin do you use/like the most?
I use young master

>>148800718
>1. Can I play offline?
No
>2. Can I play bot matches alone?
Yes
>3. Can playing bot matches or custom matches further whatever progression I get while playing regular match-maker matches?
Yes, you can gain XP and loot boxes from playing custom games with just bots and yourself, but not as much as if you play a matchmade game
>4. Can I unlock skins by playing the game or do all skins require real money?
You can unlock anything except the Origins skins without ever spending a dime. The best skins will require a lot of luck though.
>4a. If I can unlock them by playing, are they like achievements and you do something which unlocks the skin or do you earn some kind of credits per match and spend it on the skin?
You unlock skins by either getting them out of loot boxes, which you earn every time you level up, or paying gold which you also get out of loot boxes
>5. How grindy is the game compared to league of legends, is it about the same or faster/slower?
It's not grindy at all. There are no runes to buy or heroes to unlock or anything else that might grant players an advantage. Literally the only thing you'll get from grinding are cosmetics.
>6. Mercy or Widowmaker?
Mercy a slut, Widowmaker is pure

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What's the best place to quickly find people to play with who want to take the game seriously, but also aren't amazing? (I'm only rank 57 so I assume actual good players wouldn't play with me)

M1Account#1785 if anyone here is interested.

Pro overwatch is some truly stale shit.

Pharah vs Pharah on four exciting maps.

Who will pop black hole first? Watch Mercy score an exciting 5 man res over and over again. Watch teams battle it out for the privilege of being buttstomped by Envy in the finale.

Particularly exciting moments include:

Someone picks something out of the ordinary for a whole of 5 seconds before they realize it doesn't work.

Hardware is extremely prone to failure in a competitive scenario, so back to lobby. I sure hope you like what's-his-guy and his "mr roboto domo arigato" (still funny XD) pal.

>>148801318
thanks

>>148801573

I should add, while you CAN play the game alone, why the fuck would you want to? It was made for multiplayer. If you want to play single-player games, get a real single-player game. The new Doom is actually a really fucking good single-player FPS.

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>4am
>trying to find a game
>find a game after 4 minutes
>lost connection to the server

goddamn forced 50 bullshit

>>148802060
I don't understand this meme

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>>148802332
>Widow
>pro human and anti robot
>evil

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>>148802464
>tfw you'll never see widowmaker look down at you like that

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>we win KOTH with 3 Hanzos, Symmetra, Junkrat and Lucio
Fucking Quick Play I swear, this is magical

>>148802464

>Terrorist
>"Pro Human"

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>>148802563
>she'll never look at you in any way

>>148802332
Symmetra and Hanzo belong in lawful evil since they work for an evil corporation and a crime family respectively

>>148802464
>>148802563
I want to bully Widowmaker.

Someone please post the comic with Mariachi Reaper and Bastion.

Or link pls.

Pls.

>>148801119
Lone Wolf
literally the only hanzo skin I've unboxed

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>>148802606
Anti robot terroris is the same as anti-ISIS terrorist.

HATE
JUNKRAT

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>play d.va all game
>4 gold medals
>get flamed for playing d.va
fuck off spergs, ill play whatever i want, however i want. Be thankful i didnt decide to go torb on attack or combat mercy

>>148802860
What are you talking about? Junkrats are easy kills most of the time.

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>>148802657
>wanting a blueberry to look at you
>>148802860
OI YU REALLY STEPPED IN IT

>>148802860
>Last point of Numbani
>Tracer and Genji try to come through the upstairs choke point at least 5 times
OH YOU REALLY STEPPED IN IT MATE

>>148802670
Symmetra doesn't know the company's evil and that doesn't really make him evil at all.

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>>148802681
>bullying someone with no feelings

>>148798473
the 'on fire' or points or whatever aren't how much % damage you deal to them

I've lost all will to play this game on live until the Ana patch hits. Having all my favorite heroes buffed and the 1 hero limit in comp cannot come soon enough

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Am I the only one that gets bothered when the endgame card displays some randomass stat instead of something worthwhile?
>playing Torb, doing pretty damn well with him
>get potg with a team kill
>three gold medals (objective time, damage done, kills)
>cards come up
>"68 armor packs created"

Similar thing with how when you're Zarya, what comes up is how many barriers you made, never anything else.
Why, Blizzard? Why?

>>148802860
Anon you sound TRIGGERED

>>148803114
They changed it so barriers doesn't come up a lot

>>148803036
Tracer and Ana does it. One's an old woman and the other is an airheaded broad.

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>>148802860
>FIRE IN THE HOLE

>TFW rarely get any hatemail

I kinda miss them.

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>>148802997
>not wanting blueberry to look at you

>>148801504
Does the lack of responses mean there isn't a good place for this or what?

>>148803103
agreed, literally most of my matches i've lost are because of the broken hero stacking comps used.

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>>148795591


>>148802606
>confusing terrorist with death cultist

>that guy who is never satisfied unless you completely stomp your opponents
>loses his shit if they get as much as one checkpoint with seconds to spare

>>148802332
>Zarya glaring at Zenyatta
nice

>>148803114

>Toblerone player
>Thinks he's good at the game

I would laugh if I wasn't so busy vomiting.

>>148802852
She killed robo-Gandhi so the robots would get even more pissed at the humans and more violent towards them since the bot preaching nonviolence and unity got killed so clearly that method doesn't work

The point was to stir shit up and get both sides madder at each other for the sake of causing disorder

Does reflect change the properties of what it reflects at all?

I got one shot by my own rocket earlier as Pharah at full hp. I had literally just stepped on a large health pack, turned a corner to kill a genji I knew was there (I concussive blasted him away from the health pack so he couldnt heal)

He reflects the rocket back at me point blank and I die.

How? Does reflecting the rocket make it able to headshot or something?

>>148803223
I've never gotten hatemail
>>148803237
No thank you. Though I can't say that she's not sexy in her own right. I just can't look at her without thinking about her drowning in blueberry pancakes every fucking breakfast.
>>148803242
>>148801504
Nikalakitty#1466

>>148803036
If she has no feelings, how can she be smug?

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How do I show an enemy Rein who the boss of the gym is?

>>148803330
I didn't say I was good at the game. Just said I'm tired of random stats popping up rather than the worthwhile ones.

>>148803469

Her official bio states

>numbed her ability to experience human emotion

Everyone seems to have taken this to mean

>Cant feel emotions no mo

>>148803330
t. angry shitter

learn to aim

>>148803421
What if she had the huntress skin on?

Why is Torb on KOTH surprisingly amusing?

>>148803540
Fuck you.

>>148803114
Any time a players has 3+ golds that should be a card
Any time a healer has 40%+ team damage healed that should be a card (got 2 environment kills as lucio...)

>>148780379
May as well cheat in Titanfall 'competitive' nobody gives a fuck about it.

>>148803540
charge him while your healslut mercy rides your dick

>>148803540
be junkrat or reaper :^)

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>>148803540
Ask him to get out of that armor stuff and settle it in the last point of Hanamura.

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Take an overwatch hero's bio

Put it through gizoogle.net/textilizer.php

Post results

>It be believed dat up in her forma game, Widowmaker was gangbangin Gerard Lacroix, a Overwatch agent spearheadin operations against tha Talon terrorist organization. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Afta nuff muthafuckin unsuccessful attempts ta eliminizzle Gerard, Talon decided ta chizzle its focus ta his hoe, Amelie. Talon operatives kidnapped her n' subjected her ta a intense program of neural reconditioning. They broke her will, suppressed her personality, n' reprogrammed her as a chilla agent. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was eventually found by Overwatch agents, apparently none tha worse fo' wear, n' moonwalked back ta her aiiight game.

>Two weeks lata she capped Gerard up in his chill.

>Her mission complete, Amelie moonwalked back ta Talon, n' they completed tha process of turnin her tha fuck into a livin weapon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was given extensive hustlin up in tha covert arts, n' then her physiologizzle was altered, drastically slowin her ass, which turned her skin cold n' blue n' numbed her mobilitizzle ta experience human emotion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Amelie was gone, replaced by "Widowmaker," Talonz most effectizzle assassin, n' feelin lil save tha satisfaction of a thang well done

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>>148803642
I just think about van helsing killing that girl in the movie.
>>148803540
Pin him then hammer him down before pounding him into submission. EZ
>>148803961

>>148782293

quickplay

>>148789916
Blizzard has acknowledged that some.maps are statistically fucked in favor of one or the other in SD.

It might be 50/50 overall, but they stated it was an objectively proven, statistically driven stat that Sudden Death can suck Significant cock for one team.

>>148803469
She may not experience emotion to the same degree, but I'm sure she still feels pain.

>>148784605

t. Hanzo main

>>148804090

A guardian angel ta dem playas whoz ass come under her care, Dr fo' realz. Angela Ziegla be a peerless healer, a funky-ass solid scientist, n' a staunch advocate fo' peace.

Ziegla rose ta become tha head of surgery at a prominent Swiss hospitizzle before pioneerin a funky-ass breakall up in in tha field of applied nanobiologizzle dat radically improved tha treatment of game-threatenin illnesses n' fuck-ups. Dat shiznit was dis expertise dat attracted tha attention of Overwatch.

Because her muthafathas had been taken by war, Ziegla was opposed ta tha organizationz militaristic approach ta keepin global peace. Ultimately, she recognized dat Overwatch offered her tha opportunitizzle ta save lives on a much larger scale fo' realz. As Overwatchz head of medicinal research, Angela sought ta leverage her work fo' healin up in frontline crises. Da result was tha Valkyrie swift-response suit, which Ziegla her muthafuckin ass piloted on nuff Overwatch missions.

Despite her contributions ta Overwatch, dat biiiiatch was often at oddz wit her superiors n' tha organizationz overarchin aims. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. When Overwatch dissolved, Ziegla dedicated her muthafuckin ass ta helpin dem affected by war.

Though her big-ass booty spendz most of her time carin fo' tha fucked up n' dispossessed up in crisis areas round tha ghetto, Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Ziegla can be counted on ta don her Valkyrie suit whenever innocents is imperiled.

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reminder she is the patrician waifu

>>148804090
>drastically slowin her ass
lel

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>>148804090

Once a gangbangin' frontline combatant up in tha devastatin Omnic Crisis, dis curious Bastion unit now explores tha ghetto, fascinated by nature but wary of a gangbangin' fearful humanity.

Originally pimped fo' peacekeepin purposes, Bastion robot units possessed tha unique mobilitizzle ta rapidly reconfigure theyselves tha fuck into a assault-cannon mode. But durin tha Omnic Crisis, they was turned against they human makers, formin tha bulk of tha omnics' rebel army. Peepin tha resolution of tha crisis, nearly all of dem was fucked wit or disassembled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! To dis day, Bastion units still symbolize tha horrorz of tha conflict.

One unique Bastion unit, severely damaged up in tha final battlez of tha war, was left forgotten fo' over a thugged-out decade. Well shiiiit, it lay dormant, exposed ta tha elements n' rustin while nature slowly reclaimed dat shit. Overgrown wit vines n' roots n' nested upon by lil' small-ass muthafuckas, tha robot sat inert, seemingly unaware of tha passin of time. That was until one fateful day, when it unexpectedly reactivated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. With its combat programmin all but lost, it instead displayed a intense curiositizzle bout tha natural ghetto n' its inhabitants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. This inquisitizzle Bastion unit set up ta explore its surroundings n' discover its purpose on a war-ravaged hood.

Though "Bastion" appears ta be gentle - even harmless, at times - its core combat programmin takes over when tha unit senses danger, utilizin its entire arsenal ta eliminizzle anythang it perceives as a threat. This has hustled ta instancez of conflict wit tha few humans it has encountered, n' has driven it ta stay tha fuck away from populated areas up in favor of tha wild, uncharted regionz of tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.

>>148804573
>DESIGNATED

>>148780846
Not really significant until people actually care about '''''competitive''''' Overwatch.

Symmetra rework

Turrets are changed to drones.

Drones hover over symmetra or whom ever she was looking at when she summons one.

drones either shoot at someone in LOS or assist off the person they are hovering around.

>>148804573
le forced street shit meme

>>148804573
L O O

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>>148790050
>Egypt
>No Mosques insight

>>148804573
A U T I S M

>>148804842

Its the future

Muslims have been all but eradicated since Trump's 2nd term

>>148804573
I can't think of a worse girl

the poo in loo meme is racist against people of colour, please stop using it

>>148795912
>no mention of the average bastion skill or intelligence
>still thinks bastion is better

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>QP
>KOTH
>other team is 5 Hanzo 1 Lucio
>they win the first round
>think about that one webm
>proceed to go Lucio and just run around on super speed and beat them up with my fists
>we win 2-1
Can someone post that webm please? I don't think I have it saved

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>sensitivity is so low that I can't turn around quickly and am basically fucked if someone shows up behind
>any higher and I feel like my tracking goes to shit

send help

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>>148804090

Lena Oxton (call sign: "Tracer") was tha youngest thug eva inducted tha fuck into Overwatchz experimenstrual flight program. Known fo' her fearless pilotin game, dat biiiiatch was handpicked ta test tha prototype of a teleportin fighter, tha Slipstream. But durin its first flight, tha aircraftz teleportation matrix malfunctioned, n' it disappeared. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Lena was presumed dead as fuckin fried chicken.


Tracer, sufferin from chronal disassociation
Bitch reappeared months later yo, but her ordeal had pimped outly chizzled her: her moleculez had been desynchronized from tha flow of time. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sufferin from "chronal disassociation," dat biiiiatch was a livin pimp, disappearin fo' minutes n' minutes at a time. Even fo' tha brief moments dat biiiiatch was present, dat biiiiatch was unable ta maintain physical form.[5] Sometimes dat freaky freaky biatch had strange trips bout tha past, includin bein a kitchen maid at a big-ass doggy den up in tha ghetto.[7]

Overwatchz doctors n' scientists was stumped, n' Tracerz case seemed hopeless until a scientist named Winston designed tha chronal accelerator, a thang capable of keepin Tracer anchored up in tha present. In addition, it gave Tracer tha mobilitizzle ta control her own time, allowin her ta speed it up n' slow it down at will. With her newfound game, da hoe became one of Overwatchz most effectizzle agents

>>148804991
Zarya

>>148804665
>Originally pimped fo' peacekeepin purposes, Bastion robot units possessed tha unique mobilitizzle ta rapidly reconfigure theyselves tha fuck into a assault-cannon mode.

Best thing I'll ever read here. Nothing will ever top this.

>>148805195
Get a big mousepad and you can do 180s easily

I play tracer (basically 'constant 180s as you blink through enemies: the hero') and I play at 800 DPI/6 ingame sens

do my quickplay games have any bearing on the rank Ill get in competitive or is it ok to spam them and do dumb stuff untill I really get a hang of the game

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>>148803421
Would this fix that?

>>148804573
POO
IN
I actually really like her and I wish her playstyle was more to my taste.
Those thighs, unf

can we ban c9 from every competitive esport so I can see sneaky begging on the street for a job because of sure "-ly gonna cheat" four?

>>148804573
birthing hips

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Why is Pharah so cute.

Seagull is the greatest player ever

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>>148805640
Shit. Yeah, that's noice. I'd probably take her to a water park and eat her out something good.

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>defending sudden death dorado
>playing mercy
>solo enemy pharah with my shitpistol
>she gets solo rezzed
>team gets a 4-man zarya/reaper combo right after
>mfw

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>>148805989
Good.

>gratz dude you got a pick with your overwhelming skill in positioning and gamesense
>wait a second though
>it wasn't the mercy so everything you and your team did counted for naught! haha! just focus the mercy next time dude :p

interesting gameplay design, blizzard

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>>148804090

Some drop a rhyme of a funky-ass black-robed terrorist known only as tha Reaper n' shiznit yo. His identitizzle n' motives is a mystery. What tha fuck iz known is dat where he appears, dirtnap bigs up.

Da Reaper be a mad volatile mercenary, a ruthless n' remorseless killa responsible fo' terrorist attacks across tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude has fought up in nuff armed conflicts up in tha last decades, showin no loyalty ta any cause or organization.

Survivors have busted lyrics on some funky-ass black shadow pimpin unscathed all up in da most thugged-out hellish battlefields. Da few bodies recovered of dem he kills is pale, empty husks drained of game, they cells showin signz of intense degradation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it is possible dat he be a funky-ass bythang of failed genetic alteration which forces his cells ta simultaneously decay n' regenerate at a hyper-accelerated rate.

Those attemptin ta track his crazy-ass movements have begun ta peep a pattern up in his thugged-out appearances. They believe dat Reaper is hustlin forma Overwatch agents n' systematically eliminatin dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

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I learned the secret to climbing out of ranked hell.

>Place 58 after first 10
>Play Solo queue since no friends
>Drop down to 37 since I keep on trying to play tank/support for my team since everyone is retarded
>tell friend about this
>"go DPS and carry yourself out"
>pick reaper
>magically back up to 49 , POTM every time, numerous people reporting me, people on other team bitching that their team can't even kill reaper once

>play with my boys
>get stacked against a fucking constellation

this is fun

name:spumoni
background/looks: Italian chef who is roughy the girth of Roadhog but shorter. he wears typical Italian chef outfit and big chef hat.
Primary weapon: pizza frisbee
primary fire: pizza frisbee behaves like a boomerang returning once a target is hit. if a target is not hit it takes longer to return.
alt fire: before the pizza begins its arch backwards you have the ability to explode it midair dealing burn damage to enemies hit in the radius this adds a five second cooldown or "bake time" before he can obtain another pizza.
1st ability: spumoni pulls out a spatula and summons marinara sauce to fly in an arching pattern into the air. the sauce that does not hit a target will puddle on the ground and last for three seconds. enemies hit by the sauce or walk over the puddle obtain a "too spicy for me!" debuff. the debuff has their abilities behave erratically in an "inspector gadget" sense. where a random ability from a random hero will pop up instead. any of those abilities used have 50% effectiveness
2nd ability "hats off to the chef": spumoni blows a cone of rosemary and garlic powder in front of him. any enemies hit by this receive a blinding effect.
ultimate "rigatoni for the masses": spumoni channels for two seconds. once the channel is complete massive amounts of rigatoni explode from his body. any rigatoni that doesn't impact with an enemie behaves like hanzo scattershot. enemies hit recieve damage plus a bleeding effect.

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>play Junkrat
>managed to get behind enemy lines
>stand right next to the damaged enemy widowmaker
>place a mine under her feet
>dosn't even react
>voice line spam "KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM"
>no reaction
>emote
>no reaction
>punch her in the face
>trigger mine
>ded

Are people playing without sound?

now that they've fixed projectile hitbox, could they fix melee hitbox and frames as well?
shit's really obnoxious it's worse than phantom's beyblading.

I need your best soldier 76 memes.

>>148804665
>Overgrown wit vines n' roots n' nested upon by lil' small-ass muthafuckas, tha robot sat inert, seemingly unaware of tha passin of time.

I'm dead.

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>>148806583
>not already having every single 76 image saved

>>148806279
Mercy only matters when her Ult is up.

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>>148783193
>>148783462
What are some situations where having a Genji isn't optimal?

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>>148806583
We're all D.va now.

>>148806817
>Mercy only matters when her Ult is up.

well fucking memed

>>148806836
When the genji player is shit.

>>148806747
>framed picture of Tracer's ass

>>148806836
Facing 6 Winstons.

>be soldier
>junkrat on enemy team
>everytime he ults i take it out
>overtime on last round of koth
>junkrat ults
>our lucio speed boosts and runs right into it
>call him out saying i was just about to destroy it
>"but you didn't"
>we lose the round and match

wheres the noose

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>mfw I won a 1v1 against a Soldier 76 as Mercy
>mfw he grabbed a health pack and still fucking loss

>>148806949
>tracer
m8, that is Widow.

>>148783020
>twenty tick game
>minuscule hitbox
>unlimited mobility
>extremely high damage
>ult that a baby could use to get massive kills

idk man

>>148807009
dumb frogposter

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>>148806747

>"I hope it's a divorce!" is actually in the original comic

my sides

>>148807036

Last column, first image. Behind 76.

>>148781870
retard. Envy pays their teams a salary on top of tournament winnings.

>>148807036
Panel 7

>>148807009
>tfw some Mercys are tougher opponents as Lucio or Mercy than most flankers

>>148806949
Widow's too

>>148806836
twinston i suppose. but they're taking out double heroes so hes gonna be even more op

>>148806882
>>148806747

KEK

Keep it up lads.

>>148806836
lots of roadhogs, winstons, and torbs are a huge pain in the ass

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>>148804090

Aleksandra Zaryanova is one of tha ghettoz strongest dem hoes, a funky-ass bigged up athlete whoz ass sacrificed underground glory ta protect her crew, playas, n' ghetto up in a time of war.

Aleksandra started doin thangs up in a remote Siberian hood dat was on tha front linez of tha Omnic Crisis, which fuckin started some thirty muthafuckin years ago fo' realz. Although Russian forces defeated tha robots n' shut down they omnium, tha region was devastated by tha conflict. Only a cold-ass lil lil pimp all up in tha time, Aleksandra was surrounded by tha post-war destruction, n' as she grew older, her big-ass booty swore dat dat biiiiatch would bust tha strength ta help her playas recover.

Focusin on weightliftin n' bodybuilding, Aleksandra was identified by tha nationistic athletics program as a potential star. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch trained extensively, movin up tha ranks while representin her ghetto, n' was sposed ta fuckin shatta longstandin recordz up in tha upcomin ghetto championships.

But on tha eve of tha tournament, a battle came from tha long-dormant Siberian omnium, n' her hood was thrust tha fuck into war once again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Aleksandra immediately withdrew from tha competizzle n' rushed home ta enlist up in tha local defense forces, sacrificin tha game of hype n' fortune she might have had.

Now her big-ass booty serves-a symbol ta some, a stalwart fellow soldier ta others. But fo' Aleksandra, it aint nuthin but a cold-ass lil chizzle ta use her pimped out strength ta protect tha ones she loves.

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>>148806583
>yfw they confirm 76 is Pharah's dad

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>>148807346

>Pick a hero
>Some faggot on team start to shit himself
>Ignore him
>Do well with hero
>Said teammate still can't shut the fuck up

Why.
I mean, what's the point in crying in chat all fucking game when it's going fine?
Why do they do this?

>>148805908
why are you so cute

>>148783020
reflect which works against almost everything and a surefire tool to close in or drop out of engagements when coupled with the extreme mobility.

idiot's guide to genji:
shuriken, shuriken, deflect, dash, kill, next