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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

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Original crew Edition

Previous Update: >>148559368

>(NEW) Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (Frank is back)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2skills.com/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (out of date, somebody update this shit already):
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/E3m0uKKn

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc [Embed]
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First for developers using the skin unlocker during their own streams.
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>>148819134
HEY YOU!
OH SHIT!
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Is there any downside to using 000 Buck now?
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>>148821432
If you're using the fully loaded skill, you won't benefit the extra shells. Really depends on the shotgun desu.
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run n gun dodge build has been the most fun i have had with this game. sprinting around poppin helmets with akimbo crosskills just feels so good, especially when i can melt dozers in seconds
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>>148823184
ICTV/Frenzy confirmed for being the most comfy build of the game. Blow me grinderfags.
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>>148820021
daily reminder it's canon that houston is hoxton's bitch
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reminder to not let this general sink into the abyss just yet
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who up during real heisting hours
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>>148825938
you're mum
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>>148826007
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>>148819380
How can you tell by that screenshot?

Also is the Frenzy bug fixed yet
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I don't get people who like white chocolate more than milk chocolate. I mean.... What the fuck...
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daily reminder to do your duty and vote
especially for this, made by one of /pdg/'s own
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=726409151
inb4shill
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who up for some casual OVK heists
post those Steams
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>>148829924
I don't want to fall asleep playing ovk
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>>148825938
2 am gmt seems to be the best time to play Payday 2.

5pm gmt is a good time to play people who speak my language,
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>>148829268
I don't get people who like the Crosskill akimbo more than Chicano custom akimbo . I mean.... What the fuck....
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>>148829924
i do! what heist senpai?
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What's everyone's favorite assault rifle for OVK?
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>>148832563
i'm up for anythin
>>148833045
probably the AMR-16 with single fire
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>>148833121
cool how about tabula raza? warning im playing on a toaster and with the beta workshop, up for it?
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>>148833231
i'll try my best, but no skills sounds a bit frightening
oh well, it's only OVK, i guess

but i'm not running the beta workshop
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>>148833334
well insta the beta workshop and tell me when you are done to boot up payday and then join the group chat.

>implying overkill with a toaster won't be shit
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>>148833514
i am prepared but i think i'm gonna do this later at maybe around 4 PM EST, sorry, but i need some rest
i'll post steam in the meantime
/id/customEARL
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>>148833575
well shit anon i will have to work.
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Seeing cops bully the poor mechanic in the BIker Heist makes me sad. :(
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>>148836353
t. Mike
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>>148833045
The all your guns have basically no damage or no stability
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>shitters discussions
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30th for bodhi being an underrated heister
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>>148837772
>implying this isn't the real shitter discussions
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>>148837783
He was such an obnoxious dufus in both versions of a really gay film.
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>>148829326
Not you again, get the fuck out shill.
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WHY ARE THE MODDERS OF THIS GAME SUCH A BUNCH OF LAZY CUNTS???? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>148841480
>and now go cry on the forums like the little bitch you are
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>>148833231
>and with the beta workshop
Workshop went live on Thursday bub.
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>>148843486
>How can you tell by that screenshot?

Because the numbers of flamethrower legendaries can be counted in one hand ( all the obsessive payday 2 players rushed to get them) and the odds are a low a developer would bother to buy on the market or open safes to get those skins
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>>148843913
shit, meant for >>148828039
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>>148673879
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- For The Pension Fund (earn_2000k_offshore_cash)
- Yeah He's A Gold Digger (yeah_hes_a_gold_digger)

And this week's Weekly Side Job is:
- It's Getting Hot in Here (slakt_5)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Anonymous mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>148836353
Maybe you should protect him then.
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>>148841480
Then make your own mods, faggot
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>>148841480
What prompted this outburst?

Did a modder ignore your request?
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>At the player spawn, there are 2 gangsters and 6/8/10/14/17 cops on N/H/VH/OK/DW. If any cop or gangster dies, an additional 8/10/14/18/24 cops spawn 15 seconds later.
41 fucking Broncos at the start of Goat Sim.

Fuck me.
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>>148846798
>mfw ive been killing all the gangstars and cops in the start
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>>148847857
Well unless they despawn eventually, you're going to have to deal with them sooner or later and trigger the spawns anyway.
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>>148837783
oh my god. that's honest to god fanart of the new Point Break. Not Bodhi in payday, but that actual movie that no one saw and is terrible.
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>>148846683
The fact that my game constantly crashes during joining, loading and sometimes play because the Goonmod and Hoxhud modders don't update their mods.

Take out the IPHLPAPI.dll and shit's suddenly fine. Now who's mistake could that be?
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>>148851581
I saw it.
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Where did this whole idea of the payday gang being "modern day Robin Hoods" come from? Sure, they steal plenty from the rich, but the only things I've seen them give to the poor are ruined livelihoods and meth addiction.
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mfw I saw john wick when it came out and got a free code
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>>148846798
>that one guy who used the longfellow to kill the civilians, mobsters and cops at the beginning of the heist,

I think it will be just useless to explain to pubbies hose kind of details about this map.
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>Locomotive 12G shotgun has no stock
>add wide stock
>somehow gains concealment despite being roughly 50% larger
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>>148853096
>Hoxhud

Also game is unstable as fuck since 100.
Some of my friends don't use any mods while I use better inventory stats and one friend uses goonmod (forced on), none of us ever crashed on joining but all of us equally often crash randomly after completing/restarting, after getting the rewards so it's just a minor inconvenience.
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>>148857569
Part of concealment is "does this look dangerous?"
Like fuckhuge bows and crossbows look like cosplay props or something, probably AR-15 and the like look like a legit self defense weapon while sawn-off shotgun is suspicious as fuck.
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>>148855889
mostly the first game, where FWB was targeted for ripping off the poor and getting a bailout, and Murky and the the IRS guy are targeted for their levels of corporate greed.
>they rob bad guys!
turns into
>they're modern robin hoods!
without much effort,
that, combined with I think the canon version of the heists invovles no civilian deaths means they care about the little guy
>canon
I know.
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>>148857887
Point is moot considering open carry isn't legal in Washington DC so any guns are suspicious as fuck.

I think it's more the distinction of eye catching or not, hence matte black stocks being more conceable than wooden ones, the thing about the wide stock being more concealment than no stock is pretty dumb though.
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>>148853096
Can't tell if you're talking about mod USERS or mod WRITERS when you say "modders".

>>148857163
The spawns are guaranteed because they're going to stay on the map forever or take 20 minutes to despawn. I was just lamenting about how there are so many.

>>148857887
Guards in a military facility or a senator's warehouse aren't going to give a shit about whether or not something's a cosplay prop. It's also DC where regular joes are never allowed to carry guns around because it's the capital blahblahblah. Logically, concealment is only whether a guard or whatever will notice that you're carrying guns while in civvy mode. When you're masked up and have a weapon out at all times, I dunno.
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shitters
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>>148856915
Free code for what?
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>>148857569
concealment has like 3 attributes combined into a single stupid number, several of which contradict each other
>does it look like I'm carrying a weapon
>how well can I hide it in my suit
>how does my profile look while holding it

So, while the longbow doesn't fit in the suit at all, when holding it you don't look like you're holding a gun, and the first thought seeing you waltz around with it is "the fuck is that asshole doing" not "GUN!" so it's "concealed"
presumably the wide stock changes how you carry the gun, or otherwise breaks up the outline

I mean, really it's because gage packs p2w and fucked up balance, but still.
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>>148857646
Weird, Me and a friend of mine get the joining crash at 95%. Thing will just freeze and cleanly crash to desktop.

What is weird is that my frined's PC is completely different from my rig as well. We both use the same mods as well.

Has anyone Overkill dev taken notice of the instability?
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>>148859160
>same mods
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>>148859292
Goonmod, Hoxhud and better Weapon stats
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>>148859364
>Hoxhud
>Hoxhud AND blt
>Hoxhud
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>>148859364
Serves you right, hudshitter.
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>>148859479
Forgot tio mention the autist BLT provided by the Hoxhud modders.
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>>148859497

Good job, you didn't get cloakered this time.
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>>148859746
You still browse this thread?
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>>148859497
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If you could make a DLC heist, what would it be?
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>>148859364
>removehoxhud.jpg
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>>148860225
postal 2 heist
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>>148860225
Die hard heist
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>>148860225
Hotline miami 2,
first day is a huge disco searching for info for a rusuan drug lord, russian mob and Russian mercenaries appear,
in the second day we hit the drug lords mansion, the first waves are only mobsters and snipers, in the middle of the heist the thugs from goat sim day 2 come and try to also steal from the Russians.
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Is there any way to find matches that aren't mostly 12-13 year olds?

Any specific heists I should look for?
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>>148859497
This is the payday equivalent of someone running in front of you in an FPS in an attempt to get all the kills, and then getting shot in the back of the head by a team mate, but instead of realising what they did, they start screaming into their microphone that their team sucks and betrayed them because they're so good at the game that they were jealous they were getting all the kills.
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>>148861228
mallcrasher would suit you well
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>>148861228
Host and remove players at your own discretion.
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>>148861515
What are you even trying to imply?
I was clearly cutting the wire already
The reason I shouted in the first place is because he CLOSED the box breaking the fact that I was cutting the wire
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>>148861856
That's exactly what I was talking about - the fact that he jumps in front of you to take all the objectives for himself, fucks it up, and probably didn't even realise he had completely screwed his own team by not thinking first.
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>>148861518
I don't know how to stealth any missions and can never find people willing to play random missions at low skill levels. I either end up not being able to play and waiting for half an hour, or I find people but they leave half way through a match.
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>>148862495
Stealth is 99% of the time better done solo.

More people roaming around means more chances of getting caught.
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>>148862362
Fair enough, I'm used to getting railed on /vg/ :^)
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>>148828039
>Also is the Frenzy bug fixed yet
they "fixed" it by changing the description of frenzy; it no longer specifies health damage just damage.
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>>148863025
OVK devs probably decided that DW was too hard when they finally did a DW stream, and thus this is fine.
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>>148863025
>>148828039
Wait what is the frenzy bug?
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>>148863394
Damage reduction was supposed to apply only to health.

It applies to armour too, effectively making your EHP 250% of whatever it is.

Combine that with ICTV and any perk deck revolving around extra armour and/or decent armour regen, and you have unkillable heisters having fistfights with blackdozers on DW.
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>>148860225
>Space Race: Vlad and Space Race: Locke
>The Smithsonian Air and Space Museum has a special meteorite exhibit opening soon, and with it comes a conundrum. Both Vlad and Locke want the Cheblyast meteorite, worth millions. Both plans are the same, get in, get it, get out. But who you're getting it for is all up to you.
>Vlad's plan is clearly laid out, and has blueprint planning from The Dentist. The tools needed are already in the museum, so no chopper is needed, except for the escape.
>Locke only provides basic items, and things go sour from the get-go, culminating in a last-ditch airlift out.
>Day 2 for Vlad involves getting the meteorite shipped off on a train, and can be completed in under ten minutes with teamwork
>Day 2 for Locke is a shitshow, as the "private" airport he's using is in the middle of a gang war after a deal gone sour. You can steal their drugs and guns, though.
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>>148860225
>>148860225
Trail blazers
>a Montreal based crime family leader wants to get their hands on a special hybrid/seed of marajuana that is being cultivated at a rival crime bosses "plantation" in Vermont, but their is one problem, inside info says that the cops are planing a raid on the compound. And just in case the goons at this place have fabricated evidence to make it look like the employers are the people running the show

>you have to steal the seed samples of the kush, find the fake evidence and burn the fields for good measure
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>>148860225
Murky water boat heist, you heist a freighter carrying murky waters new shipment of silver looted from Kosovo
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>>148860225
Based on the X-Files Episode:

A nazi cruise ship appears in the bermuda traingle and the Payday 2 crew has to board and loot it before it returns through the time-space rift..
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>>148863530
Best bug of the year
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Why is the skill calculator showing only 1-4 skill points? did those fucks cuck us out of a whole 16 points?
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>>148866259
so many pubs using it makes death wish so goddamn boring
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>>148866402
This is why you host only maps that have excessive amounts of special spawns.

Like GO Bank, and Big Oil.

FS Day 2 also works half the time because pubs just never stop running across the street in a desperate blitz.
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Would you a jacket/clover OTP ?
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We need more comfy heists that are longer.

24 bags on Shadow Raid, and 16 bags on Murky Station aren't enough. H&T is too small, and Big Bank is not comfy, plus only 80 deposit boxes.

Need some comfy heist where there are a few hundred (e.g. 500-800) deposit boxes and the majority of your time is spent just sawing them open. Like maybe there's a conveyor belt that brings up sets of 40 and you take your sweet time sawing them open. Game dumps out the contents, then you hit a switch and it'll bring up the next batch after a couple minutes.

And then one of the achievements would be like collecting 5000 worthless books on Roman masks or something.
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>>148866957
>jacket as a chain smoker

He only smokes once in the game, why is this a thing.
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>>148868085
He smokes nonstop in hotline 2
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>>148869674
must have quited it when HM1 happen, then.
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Literally why
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>>148870436
can sum1 bring ammo?
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>>148871226
>>148870436
I have someone I regularly play with do this. He usually goes through all of our bags before we've even reached a vault. I want to die.
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>>148870436
I'm gonna try to solo a proverkill heist with this.
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>>148863805
>Vlad clearly thought out and planned
>Locke make it up as you go along

I think you got the names backwards here buddy.
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>>148871226
>>148871668
>GL
>Needing ammo bags
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What is the China Lake better at than an HE judge in terms of usability?

I think they should make the grenade launchers have less arc on the projectile more ammo and faster firing/reload because it's sad they get outclassed by a little revolver shotgun in terms of practical application that isn't just "shoot at Winters or SWAT turrets"

What are some good secondary weapons to compliment a primary shotgun? And also Akimbo Judges when?
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>>148863805
>>148872176
In heists where Vlad is actually meme'ing at you (Aftershock, Goat Sim, Meltdown), he seems to have planned every aspect of the plan down. In Aftershock he does more meme'ing than usual but it seems that other than the part where you guys just grab a random ass truck instead of loading it in a cage or something with Bile, Vlad seems to be on top of things.

You could cite White Xmas but it's an unforseen rescue mission. Other than dropping the gang in and sending Bile to pick him up, there's nothing much to do on Vlad and Bain's end other than sitting there asking you to pick up the presents.

Locke also seems to have done a fair bit amount of planning and preparation ahead of time. He does all the solo legwork in prep and escape and recon too.
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>>148873080
I just figured cases like that convientently placed box truck in Aftershock and such with Vlad are usually just happy accidents and he's an extremely lucky man.
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>>148870436
because he's a bad motherfucker
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>>148873080
>He does all the solo legwork in prep and escape and recon too.

When you're thinking of betraying your employers for a few millions and they happen to be militaries, you would think about having a plan at first.

In the Vlad heists, it's more Bain who does the thinking for the best and the worst.
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>>148875927
It's the same thing as when failing the job and getting locked up forever leads to jail, trials, and execution.

>it's more Bain who does the thinking for the best and the worst.
Doesn't sound like it when the conversation is like:
>VLAD?! THESE ARE LIVE NUKES
>Stop crying you big baby, I got a buyer
>I have a train set up for you to escape
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>>148872705
shooting incendiary grenades into a choke point and then taking a nap
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>>148872705
>What are some good secondary weapons to compliment a primary shotgun?
>implying you would need anything more than the judge with the fully loaded, Overkill and reload speed skills

And i'm not even talking when using the low blow and silencer skills, those makes you able to one-shot dozers.
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>>148863025
>>148863320
Are you fucking serious?

I guarantee you they're going to suddenly 'fix' it in two or three months once they've decided Sydney sold enough

stay noided
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>>148870436
Undercover? He probably wants the achievement
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daily reminder that rats dont lie :D
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>>148879218
>looking at the fbi files unironically
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>>148879594
It's the fastest way to get the Steam64 ID while in-game. Bite me.
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>>148879001
>still decide to use the "infinite reload time syndrome" piglet

intothetrashitgoes.png
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>>148866957

That's so cute.
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>>148880172
Fuck if I know, might not have the DLC. Not accounting for intelligence, just a guess as to why anyone would use that loadout.
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>>148879218
i don't understand with all this unnecessary bullshit clogging up the screencap
maybe it would be better to comprehend without repeating the same meme over and over

what i'm getting here is that some guy cheated to infamy 25 and covered it up by saying "nah i did pro DW rats"
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>>148880172
>not using piglet
shitter
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>>148881342
just a meme thing, don't bother
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>>148860225
>Little Bank Heists
>Four small-time banks across D.C. Virginia, and Maryland
>Bank 1 is in the middle of Downtown, and is the size of the main entrance of FWB
>Bank 2 is the Election Day plan C bank, and is guaranteed to have cash
>Bank 3 is a two-story loan bank, with a coffee shop on the first floor
>Bank 4 is a smaller bank on the outskirts, but is guaranteed to have a transport truck near the back
>Weapon is the Budget Blaster, a two-shot derringer
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>>148883071
We already have 500+ mini one-day heists. So sick of them.
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>>148883985
what if this one was a 4-day though
would be neat
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>>148884093
>It's a heist gauntlet
>The order of banks is random
>You can't switch loadouts between heists
>If you end one heist during an assault, there's a chance that the next one starts loud
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>>148883071
I actually want something similar, but with another couple heists. Specifically: deposit and cash on one of those in two separate vaults, because if you've ever had a safe deposit box you know the room for those is not the same as the cash vault.
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>>148884509
>last day can end in escape
>possible escape day five hauling every bag you got all 4 days to a new van
>cheevo for getting more than 40 to the van on ovk or above.
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>>148884509
Actually I like the idea of a heist gauntlet where it's some long chain of past heists or objectives except maybe shorter all in one day. Maybe style it like a boss rush or a dream sequence.
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>>148885325
>It's a unique escape called The Gauntlet
>You need to transport the loot through a heavily defended road
>Once you reach the rendezvous point, you have to bunker down for 10 minutes
>Nabbing 145+ bags of loot on OVK or DW unlocks the achievement "Overthrill"
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GUYS GUYS, WHAT ABOUT

The cops found your safehouse, and you have to move all your cash somehow, whatever you move gets turned into offshore cash, the safehouse is based on the Host[/spoiler[
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>>148819134
yo what's up with the skin workshop thing, I'm out of the loop.

Anyone make a cool skin for the krinkov? My favorite secondary?
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>>148888485
Already exists in the Biker heist
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>>148860225
The Drill
>Payday gang come across plans for a prototype drill
>Research facility complex sort of like Boiling Point
>Multiple rooms with different technology that can either assist you or you can bag and sell it
>Unlocking the room with the drill in it first grants the achievement "You Know The Drill"
>it turns out the prototype is just a regular drill that hasn't even been worked on yet, but you manage to pawn it off for some cash anyways
>introduction of new special enemy for the heist, possibly secret test subjects with psi powers

i'm not very good with ideas
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>>148890469
>It's an experimental drill that apparently can never jam no matter what the material
>They test it on a safe with top secret drill blueprints inside
>Five seconds to drilling, it jams
>Then explodes
>The blueprints are for the drill they just used
>Turns out to be the Anti-Heister drill
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Since we're talking hypothetical heists, stealing semi's+trailers is poplar. I bet overkill could stretch a shootout on the interstate over a trailer full of valuables for a day long heist.
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>>148891286
>rob a bank, van breaks down
>pull over at a truckstop
>shootout ensues between the truckers, bikers, cops and payday gang
>move all the loot from the blown up van to a semi truck
>everyone jumps on the back
>twitch driving truck
>whole 3rd day takes place on the back of the semi, shooting out swat trucks and helicopters while twitch goes off sweet jumps tony hawk sick
>finishes with bile picking up the trailer in a big helicopter and flying away with the gang on top
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>shitters wasting their inspire cooldown on bots instead of people
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Alright, losers, the last time I really played was when Safes became a thing.
The wiki is heavily outdated thanks to Skills Beta.
I see Sentry Guns got good. Grenade Launchers are still the best thing when paired with them because ammo drop ratios?
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>people keep sending me friend requests just to tell me how awesome my skin is

is this my life now
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>>148892329
Yeah, that sounds pretty sweet, the semi's probably worth something too.
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>>148893835
This is what you get for being a good goy
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>>148893835
It would be nothing without the name. You're welcome.
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>>148894876
what was the old name
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>>148895908
Something stupid like Star Breezer.
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>>148896280
oh
yeah, i like Shooting Star a lot more
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>>148896728
You're welcome.
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>>148895908
starlight

>>148895908
at that point it's just shilling

>>148894876
>>148896947
gotta add "anon" as co-creator
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Who's up for Tabula Rasa
add me: /id/customEARL

here is a pizza man in advance
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>>148897726
It's really good, anon
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>>148860225
Vlad Heist called Rocketman
>Vlad doesn't want an imaging satellite going into orbit, and he's contracted the PD gang to take it out of commission
>Day 1 is an attack on the warehouse the rocket is stored in at midnight, the satellite isn't mounted. Your goal is to stick a tracker onto one of the rocket boosters for day 2
>If you fuck it up and go loud you have to fake cover your tracks by stealing a tank of experimental rocket fuel
>Day 2 starts with the rocket launching in the early morning and using a missile to intercept and blow it down, run onto the launch pad now littered with debris for cover and retrieve the satellite via helicopter or something
>Stealth D1 acheivement is called "Zero Hour"
>Loud D1 Acheivement is called "Science I Don't Understand"
>DW acheivement for the whole heist is called "Nine AM"
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>>148898007
here is another pizza man if that is what it takes
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>>148898695
I'll do it, let me know if four more come in and we'll have a go
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>>148898869
*If you get two more

Damn conveying simple messages is hard
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>>148898869
i have one more so far, just need another person and we're good to go
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>>148899347
I'm trying to join ya but steam isn't cooperating
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ok we can get one more person for Tabula Rasa
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>>148865491
Someone plz respond
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Ded game, ded general.
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>>148893179
Nothing? Okay, well, do silenced sentries get damage benefits from Specialized Killing, Critical Hits, Zerk Ace, or Accuracy Skills, or, you know, anything outside of the Engineer tree?
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wwu
i feel sorry for the anon that went offline, though
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GET THE FUCK UP
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Anybody want to do cook-off DW?
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>>148860225
3-day heist
day 1, knock over a truck carrying gensec funds, driving down it's stock price
day 2, discreetly invest funds in gensec
day 3, kill murkywater CEO, driving up gensec price. Sell stocks in gensec to reap the reward
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>>148886931
how about increasing payouts, but the run ends when a heist is failed? Loot is collected from the following days and the heist ends?
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>Do my one weekly heist to try and get a safe to sell for steam bucks.
>Get solid magenta.
>Learn they patched out being able to climb in the back of the FBI van at the end of Hoxout.
This game only gets worse.
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