/5N@F/ General

First for Happy Birthday, Clockwork

>>148785252
that faggot will never leave will he?

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3rd for Bonnibel's soft, velvety lips

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>>148785392

>>148785343

just like you'll never stop being a stupid faggot, yeah

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Reposting.

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>>148785183

>tfw you will never go s.t.a.l.k.e.r.-ing with Allekbon

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>>148783045
>What do you mean by pinch points though? Corners and joins?
Yeah, take pic related for the ultimate example. That poor guy would be cut to bits getting constricted by that tail. A lot of people draw these big gaping gaps around the hips and crotch and I can't look at that and not think about loosing one of my balls or something.

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>>148779216
I can't stream everyday. It doesn't bode well with how I normally draw (ie constantly watching tons of videos, half-playing games, going and doing stuff in the middle of pictures). When I'm streaming I'm just sat in front of Photoshop for 8+ hours.

>>148779438
Might as well be. Most of the elite and ruling class in Britain are literally descended from lords and nobles and still hold those titles, unless they're caught fucking a kid (which is becoming alarmingly common) or something they are completely without reproach and everyone who isn't them isn't worth their time. You think the rich-poor divide in America is bad it's a whole different thing here - Old Money taken to the Nth degree. It doesn't matter how rich or powerful you are if you don't have lord in or your name or can trace your heritage back to some castle-owning peasent murdering despot you are trash to them. (They also own most of the land in the country, especially in the major cities - so you can't actually physically own a lot of the property you're merely leasing it.
Take me away to the land of liberty please.

>>148779469
I do too! Looks a little sophisticated but probably super repressed.

>>148779530
I wouldn't be surprised at all if they have actually murdered homeless people, not even trying to be edgy.

>>148782023
If it's any consolation after my horrendous comic - I have a personal rule to avoid doing lewds for a while after doing a particularly bad one.

>>148782186
I love showing the robot-y parts. Neck seam is sometimes absent but I always ensure there's lots of elbow / knee machine action. The more robot-y the robot the better! Perfect human-like androids are trash.

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>>148785730
>tfw Alekkbon will never go 1917 on you

>>148785343
I always hate when people announce their birthdays without being asked. It makes it seem as though they're begging for presents and the like.

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>>148785182
Not really
I like the trap beamz, shota one im iffy on cause
>children

>>148785881
Are you surprised? Moth is a massive attention whore.

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>>148785796
>I can't stream everyday.

Link to BBGM?

>>148785796
Can we stop talking about the UK please?
I don't come here to hear the same things I have to listen to all day from off internet people.

>>148785881

plenty of anons have before

And usually some artists are happy to give them a neat birthday sketch or something!

>>148786003

you're so easy to pick out of the anons that you've become quite the attention whore yourself at this point, little blogposter

>>148786115
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=badboygoodman
Is this what you're looking for?

>>148786115
badboygoodman on the booru

>>148785796
>I can't stream every day
I'm surprised you haven't grasped that faggots asking "whens strim" every time you do something are just shitposting.

>>148786257

WHENS TRAM

>>148786179
>everyone who dislikes (thing) is one guy

>>148786180
>>148786184
Thanks guys.

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>>148786359
The next one will get here a 8:30!

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>>148785852

I'd rather go 1989 on her.

>>148786445

but he didn't say you're all one guy, just that you're easy to pick out

>anon in charge of context

>>148786598
>backpedaling
Diff anon, but he was clearly referring to that poster as a singular person.

>>148785796
Fair enough, though there's nothing wrong with streaming for only a little bit
>>148786257
No?

>>148786694

>saying it's this and has to be this because I said so

It's clearly not the case at all, guess it's hard for you.

>>148786830
You're a hateanon, driving away our OCfags, he's right, you're wrong.

>>148786509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYpKrA233vY

THE SHITTIEST OF ALL MEMES

Well what should I draw?

>>148787190
More shota beamz.

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>>148787190
FREDDY TEARING HIS OWN HANDS OFF, REPLACING THEM WITH TWO OF HIS HEADS, AND THEN BEATING CHICA SENSELESS WITH THEM BECAUSE SHE LEFT THE KITCHEN

>>148787357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA29p2e5fvk

>>148787540

also applicable to your own posts

>>148787635
I could say the same to you.

>>148787956

You've been at it for far longer than I, that much is certain

>>148787956
And you.

>>148787190
Draw me some robot bits to help as reference for my future drawings.

>>148787540
>>148787635

you appear to be a bit fanny flustered

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C'mon guys let the shota flow through you.

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Rebroastin.

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>>148788287

Don't shota-taunt them, that's silly.

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>>148788287

>>148788287
L-lewd!

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>>148788287
A little bit goes a long way, anon.

>>148788104
Fanny was the first ever rude word I learned.
That and 'flower'.

Now I find it hilarious to read.

>>148788474
This may be the first time you've shown Freddy being happy about something.

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>>148788481

>>148788793
Quickly followed by a mix of disgust and terror.

>>148788474
Now I want to see what Mike's superiors look like.

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>>148787357
>>148788287
Bro
>>148788097
Honestly you probably know just as much as I do for robot parts but I can try to help with that
What do you mainly need refs for

>>148789153

I really dig the angular look you're doing here. The jaw is especially nice-looking, good job!

You guys got any requests before i go to bed?

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>>148789286
Shota Beamz bouncing on a dick

>>148788474
>dat flexing

>>148788793
No it's not. He was laughing with the hat trick he pulled on Foxy, Chica, Bonnie and himself

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>>148789153
This is what I've been doing.
http://i.imgur.com/ZCLyRwu.png
http://i.imgur.com/3oywhmv.png
http://i.imgur.com/r5ntgGo.png
http://i.imgur.com/3BP676q.png

I want to make her more obviously robotic. So far it kinda just looks like she's been painted to look like one.

>>148789286

plushtrap porn

or >>148789363

>>148788474
Man, your artstyle is far too detailed on places it shouldn't.
Freddy's nose, for instance.

>>148789286
Bonnie bopping Foxy on the head for being an idiot

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>>148789286
Something with Baby and the Bidybabs

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This thread was supposed to be better than the last one, not worse.

>>148789819
But it is a better one. From a certain point of view.

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>>148789819
Sorry

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have a doodle

>>148789549
What? The nose is only composed of like 7 lines, and it isn't shaded.

>>148790000
Witnessed

>>148790000
Checked

>>148790000
I like what you did with the legs.

You taking lewd requests at the moment?

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>>148790164

>>148790000

Oh dang, that's one sweet-ass Shadowbon.

Your Shadowbon's always super neat!

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>>148790000
spoop'd
>>148790164
>see image

>>148790000
Nice quads, Fanslut.

>>148789549
It's a trick. The detail is to call attention to the bear nose and tempt you to boop it.
>ywn boop Rugrats Freddy's nose

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>>148789282
Aye
shitposting doodles are my thing
>>148789478
You're trying to make them robotic but you keep sticking to a overly human form
Segment the parts a bit more and get some detail on the inner workings in the limbs
the body is just a suit you have to remember
it helps if you have a grip of the actual endoskeletons of the bots and build/edit on them

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>>148790164
you seem to have something in mind
lay it on me
>>148790264
thanks!
Also happy birthday!

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>>148785548
It wasn't supposed to be funny.

>>148790907
Do those spooky requests smutty.

>>148790840
You are right. I start with a human form and then work from there. It's just difficult because I'm not that good of an artist.

I'll try your way, but I feel my problem then will be managing to make it look good, rather than just a box ontop of a skeleton.

>>148790907
What's wrong, were the cupcake requests simply too much for you to process?

>>148785548
Call me an idiot, but where's this render from?

>>148791152
>a box on top of a skeleton
But that's fundamentally what the animatronics are.

>>148791005
You're a man of fine taste.

>>148790907

Thank you very much, fansmutters.

Keep on having amazing art and drawing super amazing things way better than me!!!

>>148791332
Well yeah but. It's supposed to be attractive.

>>148785881
>announce their birthdays without being asked

What the fuck sense does this make? Do we just randomly have to ask people if it's their birthday now?

Okay fine, Fansmut is it your birthday today?

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>>148791005

>>148791213
this dude mistberg.deviantart.com

>>148791442

Anon, is it your birthday today? Happy Unbirthday if it isn't!

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>>148791572
>Unbirthday

>>148791572
No, it's not, thanks for the Happy Unbirthday wishes. Is it your birthday? Also Springtwerp is it your birthday?

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>>148791348
Thanks.

>>148791442
>not already knowing ocfags birthdays
Fucking newfags.

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>>148791572
Anon, I am upset you did not ask if it was my birthday. Why do you love the other anons more?

>>148791727

>he doesn't know about Unbirthday

Or maybe you're taking the word literally, which makes it creepy as fuck as Unbirthing is shirt-tier

>>148791763

It is not, but thank you for asking!

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>>148791050
>>148791153
none of them really grabbed my attention except for that toy chica one
which I started sketching but my pc crashed before I saved and then I went to bed like a bitch
>>148791232
>midcoital makeouts
pic related
I'm on it
>>148791350
You're very welcome!
>drawing super amazing things way better than me!!!
listen here you little shit.
I fuckin love the way you draw shit
>>148791442
It was on May 18

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>>148789549
Looking back, Freddy's nose has been inconsistent because I keep using different bear species as references each time I draw him. This time it was based off of a grizzly bear's snout.
If the nose is really that off-putting I'm willing to change it back or be more consistent with a specific kind of snout.

Anywhere else you thought I added too much detail?

>>148791905
Being born is overrated.

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>>148791152
>I'm not that good of an artist.
Ah, but thats the beauty of art
you improve even by failing
Also with the 'box on top of a skeleton' thats p much all it is
but you can build it more like a person, the skeleton then everything else on it
you can avoid getting that pland box shape easily while keeping to the robotic roots

>>148792248
I'll give some a try tomorrow. Thanks a lot for the advice.

I want to find the grumpiest anon of all and force him on my lap to squeeze while we play FNAF together

>>148792239
Well, looking back on it with more care, the only thing I can look at and really say is cluttered is the nose.
Maybe Freddy's fur? Instead of so many little fuzzy hair spike things, you could try making broader, but less numerous ones.

>>148792539
I hate sitting in laps

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>>148792418
Anytime
sleep well boyo

>>148792610
I took a quiz online apparently I'm Slytherin.

>>148791953

Anon I am so sorry.

Is it your birthday or your Unbirthday?

>>148792539
Gay

>>148791442
>Do we just randomly have to ask people if it's their birthday now?
Use your brain, anon. How often do you just tell people your birthday without any sort of prompt?

Next, ask yourself if more people ask you for your birthday than you giving the info out yourself. People like your friends, co-workers, family and such are likely to ask you at some point. Either that or they'll find it out for themselves.

So yes, if you want to know someone's birthday, all you have to do is "randomly" ask them when it is in the same way you would "randomly" ask someone any question.

After all, the kid in FNAF4 didn't tell anyone about his birthday

>>148792610
When your lewd counter resets, make sure you draw him properly fagging things up.

>>148792575
You do know that isn't how his Freddy normally appears, right? He's probably taking a jab at Tired and Blue's designs.

>>148792239
The nose I like best is 2. Or whatever nose he had when Freddy peppersprayed Mike.

>>148792610
Where's his fag-master?

>>148792856
Fuck off, hateanon.

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>goes downstairs to find that folks brought pizza
>Almost all the boxes are gone except two, which excites me
>One is Cherry <= Fuck that
>One is Ham and Pineapple <= Also fuck that
>mfw These are the only two types of pizzas left

>>148793095
He's the fag-master.

Link to operation cuddlefuck please.

>>148793267
What kind of pizza has cherry on it

>>148792856
When's your birthday?

>>148793391
The kind sold by Infinitos

>>148793267
What the fuck is cheery pizza?

>>148793356
You know we do have a writefag archive specifically for occasions such as this.

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>>148793267
>Cherry pizza
What?

WHAT

WHAT KIND OF MADMAN DEFILES A PIZZA WITH CHERRIES

THIS WOULD PUT A PIZZA PLACE OUT OF BUSINESS FASTER THAN CASES OF DEAD CHILDREN

>>148792856

How you feel sure doesn't matter, just like always.

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>>148793267
>cherries on pizza
Nigga what

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>>148793391
>>148793550

>>148792790
Its okay anon, I cant stay mad at you.

It is not my birthday yet. September is the month.

>>148793267

>CHERRY PIZZA

Oh god gonna vomit.

>>148793730

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

>>148793550
It's one of Ghost's works, right? It's not in his pastebin. Or on the "Ghost's works" document in Ghost's pastebin.

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>>148792575
The tufts of hair were intentional, I meant to give him a weird appearance where he had well-defined abs that clashed with his puffy fur.

>>148792943
I wouldn't call it "taking a jab", but I did use both of their Freddys for reference.

>>148793008
Noted.

>>148793267
>Cherry Pizza
Does that count as child abuse?

>>148793730
That shit better be a desert kind of pizza and that's really cherry jam on a cookie "crust".

Because if it has the tomato sauce and cheese I'm going to be a little annoyed.

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>>148793730
What the fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK?

>>148793954
>>148793872
>>148793814
>>148793637
They sell this nasty shit at Infinitos, which describes how shit taste they are

They've even introduced oreo pizza

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>>148793267
>tfw I had a hawaiian pizza last night that had the usual stuff on it, plus grapes, cherries, peaches, and pears.
>tfw I actually kinda liked it
help me

>>148794131

>fucking OREO PIZZA

nope

nuh-uh

no no way jose

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>>148793267
>cherry pizza
>>148793730
>cherry fucking pizza

Why do we walk further from god's grace every single day?

>>148794169
There's no helping you anon. You're diseased to the core.

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>>148792610

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>>148794131
>oreo pizza
Nah, man, nah.
Nuh-uh.
Fuck that.

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>>148794169

>>148794131
Their shit taste is a testament as to why I've never heard of them before in my life.

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>>148794169
There's only one way to help you now.

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>>148794310
Cherry cheese~

>>148791472
Man that guy is good, nearly spot-on models.

>>148794472
Please tell me those aren't mushrooms on that travesty

I can't wait until Shit Taste Sunday is finally over.

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>>148793872
>Stair Dragon
Hah!

>>148793954
Welp, time for fire.

>>148794571
>waaaaaaaah

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>>148794310
Why have we strayed so much?

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>>148794131
I enjoy eating ores with my pizza, but mixing them together like that sounds like too much

>>148787190
Something from writefaggotry of your choice.

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>>148794754
Enjoy your cherries, faggot

>>148794819
See, this I can dig, because it has chocolate syrup, glaze and the chunks.

If it were a standard cheese pizza with oreos stuck on top instead of pepperoni, then I would question the integrity of the pizzeria.

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>>148794843
>ores
Damn son, sounds like you've got some serious teeth problems.

>>148794945
No artfag gives enough of a shit to read most writefaggotry let alone do fanart. Get it through your head.

>>148794843

>ores

Copper your jam or no?

>>148795049
That would be as stupid as Hawaiian pizza

>>148795049
Agreed, at that point it's not a /pizza/, it's a /pie/.
But something like >>148793730 looks like it has cheese and god help me, tomato sauce. When it's still a pizza it's like seeing cars repeatedly hitting an animal lying in the road and then finding out that it's still alive.

>>148795185
At least he's definitely getting his iron.

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>>148795185
>>148795229

>>148794646
I thought I was the only one who picked up on that ancient meme

>>148795253
Hawaiian is god-tier. Fite me.

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Found the menu

Doesn't seem too bad, thought it was way worse like >>148794472

Though I am unsure of how all of this tastes if they use the usual crust, might need a bit of milk for the dessert menu.

>>148794945
I have not actually read through anything recent from the write fags
I remember there being a few stories that I got pretty into back in the day
fuck im sure I wrote some too...

I'll have to look through stuff to see if anything catches my interest

>>148795620
Fuck you, the sweet juices from the pineapple messes with the cheese and sauce, making it taste weird. Even when you remove em, their flavour is left behind. I'd much rather try out the cherry shit then your shitty pizza

>>148795917
Motherfucker the ham helps balance it out

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>>148795984
PEPPERONIS ARE BETTER THEN HAM

>>148795917
The sweetness of pineapple is way better than that cough medicine of a topping.
Can we at least agree thin crust is best?

>>148795984
This guy has a point. Ham is often put together with pineapple.
Still prefer other pizzas though.

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>Comes into thread after eating at a All You Can Eat Pizzeria
>Was hoping to ask for requests
>Discovers cherry pizza exist

My stomach churned when I looked it up

>>148796216
>sweetness of pineapple
bitch that sweetness is the pineapple's digestive enzymes. It is trying to eat YOU. Also no handtossed is best

>>148796216
>thin crust
If I wanted that, I'd just put cheese crackers into the oven.

>>148796129
Pepperoni is a topping for assholes and idiots.

>>148796751
Put your name back on Maddox

>>148796583
I can digest my food like a real man unlike your pansy ass.
>>148796723
You want a cracker, Polly? What cheese?

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Gave it a go. Needs some work.

>>148796723
Only hamplanets don't like thin.

Hello friends! Would any of you fine people like some art?

>>148797376
NO

>>148797376
Yes a boob or two thanks

>>148797290
hay! so whats your take on Cherry Pizzas?

>>148797376
ye

>>148797376
I'm game

>>148797290
Cute.
Isn't this considered taboo in your story's universe though?

>>148797450
Uh where I come from pizza isn't a huge thing.
And people say I have a pretty weird taste in pizza so. I dunno.
Honestly though I think it's become a dessert by the time you've added cherries.
>>148797547
Wow this is the first universe question I've gotten. Yeah, the animatronics see the suits as their bodies so. Taking it off is like, stripping them I guess.

>>148797290
Yes, she clearly does.

>>148797376
Foxy and Freddy giving a not at all homoerotic handjob to each other.

>>148797376
Please? Could really use some more lovely bear ladies.

>>148797376
Chubby chiggun lovin

>>148797376
Benis Goldie being defeated by Hawaiian pizza.

>>148797376
could you do more with your original spring bonnie

>>148797376
How about Bonnie dancing the robot while making hydraulic noises?

>>148798208
>artist asks for requests
>respond with another artist's characters

retard retard RETARD RETARD RETARD

>>148797680
Ah so the first chapter in the animatronics' eyes was Mike getting naked, almost killing Bonnie, and then stripping her naked while she was unconcious.

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>>148798573

>>148798715
Pretty sexy right?

>>148795228
I know for a fact that Weaver reads Roommates.

>>148797376
I want a rabbit being slutty.

>>148797376
How about some Foxy?

>>148799176
Yeah he edits it so.

>>148799176
Proofreading your own stories doesn't count lad.

>>148799176
He writes it

>>148798845
So sexy that Bonnie's steering clear of him.

My god he's right! quick everyone grab your weapons!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqyAxW3HKG8

>Whole thread went from heated discussion about shitty pizza to asking Snax for lewds

Snax is our literal Lord and Saviour

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>>148795228
Oh and there's a really nice guy who drew a picture from mine.
I saaaaaved it.
>>148799665
I'm writing a thingie now that has more in. Sorry I've been slow, been trying to practise art at the same time. About 1k words in at the mo.

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>>148799819
>not being more interested in the pizza discussion

>>148799819
Snax was a blessing

>>148799819
>heated
Reminder only godless savages reheat pizza once it gets cold.
>>148800042
This.

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>>148799819

To spare us from a shit dinner, we needed some snax.

>>148800495
Motherfucker

>>148800495
Fuck you

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>>148800495
Eat shit, Foxlos

>>148800495
You piece of shit.

>>148800426
Reminder that cold pizza from yesterday is godmode.

>>148800495
You have to go back.

>>148800495
kys

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>>148800495
You cheeki breeki

>>148800776
My nigga.

http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=29389

LEWD FNAF WORLD GONE SEXUAL XXXX

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>>148800886

Goddamn this thread is more obsessed with dicks than me.

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>I'll draw kink without batting an eye
>drawing kissing is making me flustered
This is harder than I thought

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>>148800675
>>148800787

Whoa jeeze, was that food pun a bit more than you could handle?

Michelle's big fat ass

>>148801568
That's because kissing is an overlooked factor in many porns.

>>148801568
It's more intimate, which is both generally more arousing and absent in a lot of porn.

That face is looking weird, particularly the nose and mouth.

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>>148798208

>>148801930
Not even hallucinations are safe from the horror that is Hawaiian pizza.

>>148801930
Nice!
if it were Cheese Pizza he'd have it

>>148801930
That's basically every decent person's reaction to Hawaiian pizza.

>>148801930
Okay, without spouting "IT SUCKS, THATS WHY" can someone give me their honest reasons as to why you don't like this pizza?

>>148802704
I don't mind it myself but I will argue that there are better combinations. Taste is rather subjective. Then again, I'll eat anything outside of boxed pea soup.

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>>148802704
Because
>FRUIT
>ON
>A
>PIZZA

>>148802704
Ham is too sweet and doesn't belong on a pizza.

Pineapple is too sweet and doesn't belong on a pizza.

>>148802704
Pineapple is naturally acidic, to the point of literally melting away the taste of ingredients underneath. On top of this, it is a terrible, TERRIBLE contrast to the rest of any pizza. If you stand on a peeled pineapple for long enough, it will start eating the skin from your feet. Fuck pineapples.

>>148803116
People put tomatoes on pizza

World war 3 is about to start and you here talking about fnaf!?

>>148803679
Ham is on all sorts of other pizzas, though. And it's no less sweet than the chunks of italian sausage on most types.

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>>148804063
That's because the tomato is runt of the litter who grew up to be the sole smart, charismatic, and successful member of a family of inbred rapist meth-junkies known as "fruits on pizza", you fruit.

>>148804121
>people are discussing the topic at hand on a board specifically about that topic instead of being off-topic

STOP THE PRESSES

>>148804561
Well I mean, that is kind of surprising. People being on-topic that is

>>148804121
Are you saying I can finally die?

God you guys are fags. You don't even put mangos on your hawaiian pizza.

>>148804858
Just eat a fucking fruit salad, you fruity anus

>>148804858
Mango is too big to fit on a hawaiian pizza, you silly billy.

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>>148804858
Of course not! Mangos are for loving, not eating.

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>>148804858
mangos do not go on your pizza

mangos go on your ceiling

>>148802704
Because pizza is likened to a salty, savory based experience, similar to eating other Italian dishes like spaghetti with meatsauce, lasagna, baked ziti, calzones, etc. To suddenly add a very sweet, acidic element like pineapple or any fruit for that matter into the mix throws off the overall taste of the pizza for the worst.

Basically, a predominantly salt based dish does not mix with the inherent sweet of fruit. That, and what kind of dense motherfucker would eat fruit with hot cheese?

>>148804858
Mangos go on spaghetti, not on pizza.

>>148805301
What a coincidence, I throw my pizza into the ceiling sometimes.

>>148804121
World War 1 was the only good one, after that the lore started getting stupid

>>148805552
pffft

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>>148805147
Ahh, mango juice!

>>148805323
So you're saying you enjoy salt?

>>148805147
>not eating Mango

Just burn it to the ground already. This thread is awful.

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>>148805552
The sequel's writing was such shit. Adolf and Stalin were lazy two-dimensional characters, the Nazis just seemed to come out of fucking nowhere, Patton was just too goofy and hammy to be taken seriously and Rommel was a complete fucking Mary Sue (>MUH DESERT FAWKS!). I was actually hoping that Mussolini and Patton would interact with each other more since they both serve the same character archetype as the fat, loud comic relief characters, but they never share a single scene together, which I believed was completely wasted potential. Then of course 'Murrica gets attacked for some dumb reason in a big tear-jerking scene and suddenly, somehow, they're making tanks and planes and shit in a fucking instant despite conveniently being in a depression for the past few years, but now they're suddenly kicking Japan's ass like this was an episode of Dragonball Z.

There were more guns and explosions, sure, but everything felt way more spread out in the sequel than it did in the first one, and this was pretty shitty because it felt like there were less major players since the Ottomans were killed off-screen (talk about lazy writing) between wars and the Italians just did fuck-all. They also tried way too hard to make the Germans the bad guys, what with that holocaust episode and Dr. Mengele was such a stereotypical Saturday morning cartoon villain it hurt.

Seriously, after the first one I was hoping the second would build up on everything established in the first and really it all just felt so phoned-in. I'm hoping that the third one picks the series up again and makes up for all the disappointment from the last one, but it looks like the devs are going to pull a Valve and not give us a third one in the series. Fucking bullshit.

WWI was the best world war, #2 was complete horseshit for fucking casuals.

>>148807631
LEWD?

>>148807631
Dude

Dude

DUUUUUUUUDE

Blueboard! Either post a booru link or delete

>>148807631
Who's supposed to be on the right?

>>148807631
I don't get it, who's the chick on the right?

>>148807631
What the hell

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>>148807631
I don't know what this is but I bet I know what caused it.

>>148807956
>>148807970
Undertale character

>>148808261
You know perfectly well we're asking about who's the girl on the right, not about Temmie.

>>148808412
I told you, it's Temmie.

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>>148808412
>he didnt play undertale

>>148808934
>>148808529
>>148808412
>>148808261

The man on the right is clearly not moonman if were going with that logic.

I know something you don't know.

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>>148798409

>>148809156
I love super pissed Spring Bonnie, she speaks to me. I want her to step on my cock.

>>148809139

We clearly know who it is. The flag says Finish the comic. Benis probably posted something by mistake.

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>>148807631
>tfw you lived to see benis go full shitposter

>>148809156
a furious cute robot

>>148809503
>the only time Benis actually posts something is when he shitposts by mistake
wew lad

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I want to pet Baby. Despite Baby being a weird ginger, she has some pettable qualities. Well, first I should elaborate on what I mean by "weird".
Gingers naturally have thick hair. Baby's hair is like porcelain. That's some pretty thick hair. Thusly, she is the ultimate ginger. There is no ginger gingerer than this ginger.
But despite her hair being thicker than Ron Jeremy, hoho, I'd still pet just to see what it felt like. It wouldn't be soft, that's for sure, but think about the fame qualities. Imagine being able to say "Like ohmaigawd, Ryan Secrest (or whoever you whippersnappers love this week) walked my me, and I like, TOUCHED him!"
All my gal-pals would be so jelly, right? Well if you pet Baby, you'd be the epitome of the fanbase.

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>thread has completely derailed into shitstorm about pizza
>still no link to operation cuddlefuck
I just wanted to read some lewds

>>148811163
Just ask Fag Baster Ghost.

>>148811163
Nigga u dumb

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>all that pizza talk

>>148811163
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OH2jx75ivcfpuYCIerYeH96UgE6BLFpEnAcG95mfV-M/edit

>>148813153
It is nice to see some discussion on the heart of FNAF every once in a while.

hey who was the write fag that wrote the story of Fazbears getting bought by some company and upgrading all the bots and lewd happened

>>148813870
Hot damn, I need to try that.

>>148813870
That is some freaky mutation right there

At least its more appetizing than that cherry pizza bull

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thoughts on this?

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>>148814834

>>148814834
Seems like it would fall out when you take a bite.

>>148814146
Gonna need more detail than that, but I'm going to guess you're asking for Protom's New Management

>>148815113
Yes I am
thank you kindly

>>148814146
Thats the topic of several authors stories. It's a boring concept imo.

>>148795228
I do

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>>148811163
>>148813561
Shit, sorry, I got distracted, BUT my pastebin now has Cuddlefuck listed in it.

>>148799924
Thanks and glad you like it

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>>148815397
May be boring now,, but I still enjoy it

>>148815049
Yeah, there are a lot of practical concerns over this.

You could try taking larger bites, or even, depending on how small the opening of the cone is, just engulf the whole top of the cone in one bite to prevent it from falling out. But if it's hot, that might prove difficult.

And if it's hot, then when the sauce and cheese and whatnot drips down the cone onto your hands then that would be upsetting as well.

>>148813870
Is that red sauce pasta sauce or sriracha?

Is mike like
a fucking veteran to these things now or is it a different player each game?

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>>148817659
FNAF 1: Mike Schmidt, ultimate fate is fired

FNAF 2: Jeremy Fitzgerald, ultimate fate is dead probably
Fritz Smith, ultimate fate is fired on first day

FNAF 3: Unnamed worker, ultimate fate probably burned with Springtrap

FNAF 4: Bite Victim, ultimate fate is he finally dies after a week of nightmares

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Drew the new bon. Keep it up man, I love this design.

Sorry, posted an insane res version the first time.

>>148817870
There's no indication as to whether or not the custom night is canon. Mike either got fired during it or kept going to work. If he continued working he may have made it the last few weeks the place was open, or he could have been suited.

>>148818013
Looks damn fine the way you drew her

>>148817659
>it wasn't multiple guards with varied names
>it was just Mike changing his name every time

>>148818702
Mike living on the fucking edge for these bots or something
gets high from the rush of his life being at risk

>>148818702
Spicy new theory I 100% support.

>>148818930
Or from the closest thing to a real-life anthro he'll ever encounter.

>>148818702
Even FNAF 4's small child with brain damage was just Mike disguised in a clever "small child with brain damage" mask crawling on the floor.

>>148818930
Obligatory "I Met A Bear Today" mention.

>>148819019
Mikes either a fucking furry with a bad fetish or some hard balled asshole who keeps changing his name to get rehired by the fazbear company so he may be WITNESSED
>>148819168
I don't get it

>>148819228
One of my favorite pieces of writefagging ever produced here.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10657557/1/I-Met-A-Bear-Today

>>148819138
That was just Mike experiencing a minor setback before waking up from his coma. The brain damage drove him to go under the aliases Jeremy and Fritz. He then wore the name Mike Schmidt. After he was kicked out for odor (again), Mike sat his ass down in the haunted house and burned it down.

He's bored out of his mind now so he plays FNAFworld, his friend Scott keeps sending him copies of the games.
But the real question is, is he really Mike Schmidt?

>>148819228
One of the better fanfics from super early on in the general. It was a story about Mike being a drug abusing loser who keeps coming back for the thrill of it. The story ends with him leaving and working on bettering himself.

>>148818013

>Inb4 bombay and slanty eyes hook up due to both knowing chinese.

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>>148819457
>>148819317
OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
fuck this is all bringing me back, thanks

>>148819997
sounds kinda hot

>>148822695
>those big claw feet

Go

to

Sleep

Staring at the screen too long will cause your eyes to implode

>>148822934
But going to sleep will make your teeth go gray.

>>148822934
My eyes are always burning, that's life

>>148822934
That's pretty metal, how long do I have to keep staring?

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>>148822934
im too far gone as is, anon.
I might as well embrace my fate

>>148822934
fuck you the sooner i die from eye implosion the better

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>>148814834
>>148794819
>>148794472

>>148822934
Just a minute before you posted this, I felt tired, and started organizing my folder, which is monotonous, boring work-then suddenly felt extremely disoriented but wide awake. I was listening to a shorter YouTube video at the time, less than 10 minutes, and while I tuned out for most of it the same video was still playing after the disorientation.

I think I fell asleep for a few seconds. That's OK, right? That means I'm rested enough that I can continue to stay up for several more hours, right?

>>148809156
cute, thanks

Guys, come on. Its 2:20, what are you possibly doing to be staying up this long?

currently playing a tactical game that has hairy naked muscle bound men, and sometimes women

>>148824704
>what are you possibly doing to be staying up this long?
Waiting to see fansmut finish that lewd she was working on.

>>148824704
I'm playing killing floor 2, stop judging me