SC2 Admiral

a movie XD

>>148747072
lol wtf who just watches a movie

first of all we don't watch the hollyjew here

>>148747194
>>>/pol/

>>148747194
#woke

>>148746826
shit tryhard OP kill yourself

i've watched a movie before

>>148747462
go to bed nathanias

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV6mJ6T1oU0

>>148746826
wheres evo?

it's a myth...

>>148747724
not here, nigger

also

>>148747724
whats evo

jesus was jewish

#aware

*imagines slurping a tapeworm out of IU's hairy butt*

>>148748073
gross

IU's butt wouldn't be hairy!

>>148748174
I "ape butt" U

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>>148748174
i dont even think she went through puberty...

infiltrations bonjwa ceremony.........tonight......

>>148748631
isis... reported...

also im not gay so dont kill me

poo

eating zah with my zah loving zah eating doggie

>>148748343
i love her butt

what the heck i just woke up and ww3 hasnt started... /pol/ was wrong again...

>>148749028
what butt

why the crap did you guys migrate its just gonna get deleted

how does you lost weight

need to drop 50 lbs !

heck about fricken time my parents left...

*opens mommies drawer*

>>148749225
stop eating...

>>148749225
have lots sex for exercise

>>148749225
im lactose intolerant so i do milk fasts

>>148749225
it's all genetics...

So is Nerkio officially the best foreigner now?

장민철 @CJENTUS_MC 2 min
I'm drunken

>>148749541
lmfao

>>148749541
roflmao

mc is saving sc2

>>148749541
this is going on reddit lmfao

guys i placed into gold :D im very happy about this because desu i am awful at this game and i only started in late lotv

>>148750363
:D

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>>148750363

>>148749225
how tall are you and how much do you weigh....

i have a lot of homework...

we are not computer.

>>148750547
but its summer break??

Does EMP do damage?

>>148750639
summer homework...im an anime girl...

>>148750639
knowledge doesnt take breaks!

really depressed right now thinking about crashing this general

>>148750716
do it

uh, can we talk about starcraft dos,

isn't this the starcraft dos general

why would my mom have a picture of all my siblings but not me on the wall :(

>>148750850
im too busy shaking from getting placed into gold i think i might be the next bonjwa

chinese girls smell bad because they don't wash

le lenny face

starcraft dos

>>148750858
doesn't want to make your siblings look bad probably

so about that starcraft two, its a pretty good game huh?

starcraft ii

>>148751089
:(

>>148751246
you really think so???

when you cry i cry...

스타크래프트 2 . . .

>>148751330
i like it

>>148751478
i dont cry

>>148750956
i want to marry a chinese girl and move to shenzhen with her

we will have a framed picture of xi jinping on our wall.....

>>148751510
prove it

>>148751568
why do you want to live in shenzhen

do you guys miss swarmguests

>>148750956
also awful language. literally pig squeals

>>148751662
so he can watch IEM shenzhen...

im just tryna smash

>>148751662
its only a 30 minute train ride from hong kong....
idk i just named off a city

>>148751876
youre just a phony

>>148751801
brawl or melee???

i wanna live in japan!!!

>>148752030
fuck off white pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>148751913
i dont know much about china....

although looking at shenzhens climate its always hot i dont want that!

first of all im not a phoney

secondly

second of al im mighty gay...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n4V3lGEyG4

does anyone know this feel?

i was told to "migr8 slowly"

>>148752378
based 2011 bro

>>148752378
>chigga nigga hah en yeah gee
nah

>>148752484
slower

>>148752484
based latebro

time to go out and catch pokemon...!!!!!

based manchild

>>148752835
at least give him a (you)

>>148753032
no

>>148752378
no... i have you /scv/s!!

>>148753032
thanks for sticking up for me

>>148752773
based!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beijings weather looks way better...

i saw a bunch of kids hang out at a city square in my town, they all had their phones out and talked about pokemon so i knew what was going

i downloaded the game myself and it turns out that area is a gym

mystery solved

seulgi stinky pussy~

>>148753385
how many pokemon do you have now......

shut up I'm not sticking up for you

>>148753427
first of all she doesn't stink

>>148753385
pokemon go is so fucking boring

>>148753431
idk, it was just a bunch of weedles and pidgeys when i was out walking the dog last night

its really annoying there is literally 0 ones out in the nature / woods, only inside the city

>>148753536
well yeah if you dont leave your bedroom lol

>>148753492
ya she does like kimch fish and coins

>>148753612
its boring either way

>>148753536
i played it for an hour yesterday and caught some stuff, can you battle and stuff in it?

or do you just catch shit?

i was at the beach and watched two girls in their late teens/early 20s sunbathe for an hour or two. then they set their phone up on a timer to take pictures. they did 10 or so different poses of jumping around and generally having fun, then packed up and left. what a bunch of phonies.

>>148753791
did you fap?

>>148753748
you can battle but its pretty lame, mostly about catching shit

>>148753791
should have asked them for their number

>>148753856
i find it wierd that i got a starter, but you dont even need to fight to catch anything

>>148753791
did they have nice armpits

>>148753853
no. i was going to get my phone out and take a video of them sunbathing as i walked by but there was a guy walking buy at an inopportune time so i didn't.

>>148753791
based swimming in pussy bro

my extended magazine just came in the mail

>>148754040
like a big paper one? nice

woah why is this thread so active ?_?

this is not how I remember it

>>148754040
nice
gonna shoot up your school mates? i can respect that

>>148754040
the economist?

>>148754153
it's fast hour

>>148754153
janny left lol

i told you scvs that submitting feedback would work and it did!!

>>148754016
cuck

>>148754153
active posting begets active posting. there are always plenty of people in /scv/. it's just a matter of getting everyone talking.

im glad i had my dog though, if you play pokemon go above the age of 14 you look like a literal autist

scvs~ :3

>>148754326
yeah i was at work playing the other day and people thought i was taking photos or something of them

i got a lot of weird looks

>>148754424
do you like them...

>>148754326
are you the guy who sleeps naked with his dog

*looks around for janny*
*doesnt see him*
FUCK THE JANITOR!!!!!!

Avilo @avilosc2 2m2 minutes ago
Until then you're all fake little bitches that act nice on camera and act like high schoolers while behind the camers. Fake fuckers.

fake fuckers...

>>148754627
i like you...

>>148754656
when will he win a MLG

*takes some time to think*
why is it so fast o_O

>>148754702
omo...
:3

Avilo @avilosc2 1m1 minute ago
Oh nice to see reddittards got baited again by my tournament tweets :) hehe way too easy thanks for the free advertisement kids

:) hehe

>>148754887
just kidding lol ur ugly

>>148754805
literally because janny is gone

people came back because they can post without the gestapo!!

scvs ~:3

veegees~ :3

*sniffs the air*

okay. which one of you farted?

>that feelerino when you parry the last phantom and the host runs away to summon more

:3

>>148755239
don't look at me ~:3

*cracks a beer*
dont judge me grandma its evo sunday !

>>148755419
hmm i think ill crack one too !

FUCK THE JANNY COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
A YOUNG /scv/ GOT IT BAD BECAUSE IM BROWN

*uses the women's room*

>>148754940
heh... too easy kid

fgg is bullyng us again....

>>148754940
lol how great

:)

avilo's got it going for him :)

huh :)

you smelt it you dealt it

can't even stop sneezing >_<

important poll done for scientific research purposes


http://www.strawpoll.me/10770009
http://www.strawpoll.me/10770009
http://www.strawpoll.me/10770009

i know you are but what am i

>>148756013
a stinky boy

>>148755712
wat

>>148756071
>>148755565

>>148756130
>sc2g

:(

>>148756130
they think we're the biggest general on the board

LOL

>>148756130
their OP file got deleted tho how are they any better

>>148756130
>frequenting a thread made for the black's of video gaming
why even

i hate fgg but i like fighting games.....

>>148756236
haha!

upvote my post

>>148756515

>>148756632
fuck u

how do i kill myself if i cant get a gun

>better to have yellowfever

no

>>148756632
done

>>148756751
umm go back to your general jamal

guys stop posting in fgg you're embarrassing me okay?

>>148757017
-1 (minus one)

>>148757017
-1

>>148757017
point to the post

>>148757134
>>148757040

i thought fgg for was short for forgg

wtf they're comparing us to ksg

>>148757217
it's short for faggot

*posts seulgi*

>>148757287
well yeah our threads are pretty bad... :/

>>148757335
i made a pretty big effort with the op though

why are you guys so gay, it really drags us down

You fucking cretins got so excited about another general just mentioning your autistic little corner. Hahahah oh wow.

>>148757335
our threads are literally the best. what are you talking about?

>>148757332
should we do it in fgg...

>>148757517
dont lie

too much going on in marvel......so many colors.,.....>_<

>>148757017
as if you werent embarrassing already

>>148757438
>posting a babbthanias meme fuckery
>copy-pasting match schedule from TL
>big effort
ayy wellmao'd

>>148757698
nathanias is our clerk dumbass

>>148757532
no....theyll take her......shes ours!!!

>>148757698
at least i didnt just post a gook and no text

yeah not replying to that

>>148757807
thats way better though

>>148757838
?

>>148757934
+1

>>148757943
lol

i wonder what morrigan smells like......her wings.....

>>148758230
>wings on her head
what stupid character design

>>148758334
those wings can turn into a bat.....or so im told.....

no one noticed my post

what a fucking loser lol

>>148758541
i did but it was so bad i ignored it. i assumed you were ashamed of it.

push me
and then just touch me
so i can get my

satisfaction

>>148758765
satisfaction :)

you can get your satisfaction :)

excellent song :)

infiltration is going to win evo again

what's with what's whats with the good taste all of a sudden wow /mu/tards is this you :)

>>148758967
those other games suck though
such a long wait before sfv top8...

>>148759083
guilty gear is nice looking......

>>148759083
melee...

>>148759083
it's not after marvel??

>>148758508
maybe in Marvel she can o_O

g-g-g-g-unit

melee starts at midnight

what should i play right now?

melee also has as a thread

>>148759412
kancolle

what's melee...

>>148759412
third strike on fightcade....

>>148756130
what the FUCK

>>148759581
please don't (You) him it makes me nervous

>>148759657
sorry

>>148759412
do you have your consoles still

i showered and now i smell like water!

this chubby marvel woman omo.....

we're in the picture thread idiots

>>148759834
dumb phoneposter

>>148760070
i bet she can't cook for shit lol

>>148760070
big girls can get down too!

>>148760187
can you?

sickzii me in the ass...

>>148760309
maybe if i tried could

>>148760513
oh im sure :)

my mom cooks for me

>>148760710
your mom cooks for me too

wow look at this post @_@
>>148759682

>>148760787
you wish lol

i cock for youre mom

>>148760854
omg

i take her to the candy shop

>>148761645
taeyeon?

so what about that one blizzard entertainment game starcraft ll: legacy of the void

do you guys like that

>>148761834
yes, we're actually getting it once someone else buys it for us

>>148761834
no

my hairdresser trimmed my eyebrows o.O

mine won't touch mine

not sc2

>>148762085
heh >:D

what's a cuckold

>>148762273
/pol/ buzzword that only cucks use

let's cook me

i am the cucker and you are the cookie lol

>>148762668
a spitroast sounds nice

fuckin freaks.....

>>148762778
with me in the middle... and no lube...

cuck me up some lunch please

>>148762880
what the frick

>tfw i just remember i have oreos and i still won't post anime
god bless the image thread for existing

>>148762951
fine but you better
a)not play with it
b)eat it all up
c)not complain about my cooking

>>148763097
what the fuck are you talking about

>>148763852
what was so confusing

>>148763953
the oroes and anime part

and the bless god part desu

>265 posts
>4 pics

lol...

>>148764190
dunno how

yeah word someone post morrigans TITS man

>>148764118
why is this so confusing to you

>>148764502
shut up idiot im trying to meditate

>>148764502
wheres the context?

now I don't know who I was chain quoting with

my big balls

heh i ruined that chain >:D

my job here is done *flies away*

>>148764502
nvm i get it know

Is there a single one of your pathetic losers who is NOT a virgin here? Don't bother replying, that was a rhetorical question.

>>148765502
i had sexual intercourse once

>>148765502
i had sex 2 times with a philipino girl and i nutted in 5 seconds both times

>>148765502
i have 3 std's

no justice no peace

real talk how does that guy have 3 stds

>>148765583
our fuckin guy......

>>148765583
sorry but you need at least 20 seconds of penetration to qualify as non virgin

>>148765502
just wait till we get wizard powers lol
ur ded man

>>148767931
o well i tried

100k people watching an anime fighter......what a time to be alive....

>>148768464
destiny said that fighting games are dead though >__>
must be viewbots...

>>148768464
115

tasteless likes fighting games

why dont we play guilty gear?
we could learn together in our own group...and represent scv at 2018 evo....

it looks so freakin cool!

>>148769005
because sc2 is fun

>>148769005
i dont think it looks cool at all

who nuts in five seconds <_<

>>148769095
lol no
>>148769098
are ya kiddin it looks perfect

>>148765502
ive had sex with three different girls two of which were VERY attractive ! one of them was half korean and we dated for two years so there was lots of non-virginity

i regret everything though bc i will never be a wizard now ://

>>148769242
humblebrag idiot

haha yeah im a chad too :D :D :D

>>148769212
people who have sex

>>148769401
found the bitter virgin LOL

*quietly pops open an energy drink at 1am*

laugh now, but you clowns have been on triple secret probation since the beginning of summer

>>148769365
if its any comfort i usually dont last very long on round one

im very well endowed though and pretty darn good at the other bits if i may say so myself

>>148769556
hey there is nothing wrong with saving yourself for marriage !

this is just a bad thread and im very uncomfortable

STOP talking about sex

i wanna go to thailand with that one guy from last thread

sex is one of the most powerful energies driving humans

i feel so sorry for virgins deprived of sex their entire lives

no actually let them clear out their tensions, the last thing we want it this going on all night

*ahem*
as a successful normie i will write a guide on getting girls for you

1) it is easier than starcraft. remember that. if you are in plat or higher you can get girls!! ladder anxiety is worse than girl anxiety
2) be yourself. unless yourself is a fat stinky fartooner. then make yourself something more appealing and be that
3) dont go after people you have nothing in common with unless you're at a party or something very short term like that... if you find someone who thinks you are funny or cool or shares interests with you its easy money compared to someone that you have nothing in common with... go for someone you feel comfortable around!!
4) learn how to dress ok (flame tshirts, chains, etc) and have good hygiene and not fat

ok that is all i charge 60$/hour for further coaching but will answer questions for the next few minutes

>>148770049
okay ill go ahead too...

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>148770032
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>148769242
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>148769991
well i missed last thread

>>148770149
what if your face is ugly and you're balding
can't fix that with hygiene or exercise

i have no chin and i have wide hips and acne

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>148770149
>4) learn how to dress ok (flame tshirts, chains, etc)

lold

>>148770162
>having so much suppressed anger over being a virgin
how long till you go on a rampage in an all girl college campus?

>>148770149
how do i find girls who like kpop sc2 seulgi and scv??

i missed last threads fuckers what was so great about it

>>148770226
someone last thread or the one before it said they're going to thailand on vacation for a week......

>>148770457
try scarlett

>>148770457
go2korean elementary school

btw im reporting this guy who keeps talking about sex >__>

>>148770523
but im almost 25 that would seem wrong.....

>>148770512
WAY outta the league of that shitter, she's grandmaster and he's like bronze league

>>148770628
>she

>>148770463
we talked about fighting games and had a seulgi op pic it was great

>>148770583
global 6,7

>>148770628
sounds like a love story tbqh

>>148770583
announcing your reports is a bannable offense, new friend

>>148770231
ugly face can almost always be improved with losing weight (defines jawline and cheekbone and stuffbetter), better hygiene (acne is so bad but you can improve other stuff too like skin tone or something), a reasonable tan (pasty white is so so bad but you don't have to be like super tan, just try to look healthful), glasses and haircut that suit your face well

i have a kind of bad hairline (biggest looks flaw i have) and getting a haircut that suited my face well helped draw attention away from it

good luck fighting!!


>>148770457
do you live in like california or nyc or something like that? go to kcon!! there are a very surprising amount of girls that like kpop... less like scv but who knows you might get lucky ~_~ if there's a club or something that does kpop shows near you you might find success there... girls are usually into kdramas/kmovies so if you know some of those it might give you stuff to talk about

acne is in style now though

>>148770961
you idiot

>>148770961
kek'd

nice one

>>148770823
no i live in eastern europe there are no asian girls here.....

>>148770997
IT IS
google it
i havent washed my face in weeks in hopes of zits but no luck :/ still a clean faced boy :/

>>148770823
how do i know what haircut works well?

>>148771106
move to korea :))) study hard

>>148771193
get a bOwl cut.,.........

>>148771139
what if I came on your face

would you wash it or lick it up

>>148771252
but im a NEET with no money and i cant speak korean

>>148771450
fuck you ddude

>>148771193
this is actually kind of hard to do on your own... if you have any very attractive/stylish friends you can ask them for advice or go to a higher end haircutting place and ask for advice... otherwise you can try lurking /fa/ for a very long time but that will probably make things worse before it makes it better, it takes awhile to get a feel for such things

bangs covering your forehead (like a lot of korean progamers [think like cj hero] have) is one way to do it but that would give me acne on my head so i ended up going with something longer

>>148770823
I'm not fat, have defined jawline and cheekbones, but I'm still ugly

nothing can change that, not even surgery

>>148771478
http://www.howtostudykorean.com/

no excuses!!

>>148771541
if you dont shut the fuck up im gonna kick you in the nuts

>>148771517
it was banter

not really going to do that over the internet you know

>>148771735
do it bitch
*points to wall of pylons*

i constantly think about raping gooks

*reads PUA forums*
heh... watch out ladies >:D

>>148772018
your dad must be so ashamed of you
you DO still have a dad don't you?

>>148771987
idk what that means

i cant control what my dick does...

>>148772131
means you gonna get blown the fuck out kid
and its personnel

>>148772189
based unchaste idiot leave this pure thread

omg millia rage is so hot.....

>>148772106
yeah its pretty cringe reading this guys posts

what does pua stand for

poop up asshole lol

>>148772523
lol

>>148772450
pretty cringe being a virgin at age 25 if you ask me

>>148772523
piss underwear assistant

pretty unattractive
get it haha

>>148772576
stop projecting

clown tamer please stay

>>148772576
no one asked you lol

>>148772857
sure thing, virgin

>>148772576
i said almost...

just shave your head and buy a pair of cool sunglasses and play gameboy color in public thats what i do i've had sex 6 times since yesterday please believe me

>>148772576
im 2 years away...

>>148773145
i believe you but some proof would probably be good for the rest of these nonbelievers...

>>148773145
i believe you because im not a virgin please believe me

>>148773145
i shaved my head but it's because i had male pattern baldness at 24 lol

https://www.twitch.
tv/mau_253

reminder mango is our guy

>>148773392
same......

at first it was so weird but i like it now

i have really long hair (past shoulder length) but i think i'm gonna shave it off in the spring...

oh my god guilty gear is so freakin cool!!!! that was awesome

we're watching the end of legendarylea's 24 hour stream !

>>148774106
i'm not watching anything because no flash!

no admin account either so no installs

fuck my life!

do you remember...

>>148775119
i don't remember
i don't recall
i have no memory of anything at all

timmy timmy timmy turner

hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog

Does having brown balls mean im diabetic?

im really excited for melee after this cool weeb game!!!

>>148776852
im also !

*opens up a touhou fighter and mashes random buttons*
*zero death combo with bright lights and flashing colors*
wow haha these fighting games sure are hard lol

>>148777104
they're all really hard!!!

>>>/pol/81497406
>>>/pol/81497705
wow...

>>148777367
false flag red pilled fema zionist idiot

>>148777367
leave it to pol to worship some nigger

>>148777650
dude...
-_-

aww crap! i thought the cool guy was gonna come back at the end there .....

theres not a single white guy

this champion lmao

>>148778638
of course not, its an anime.....

>>148778638
well its in america isnt it

fuck her right in the pussy!! lol