/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

awoo

>>148680762
I'm pretty good, but I'm tired of 2 rounds of a stomp from either side.

Autobalance when a quick stomp happened evened this shit out

bad players hated this update the most

>>148680905
oh you are talking about casual matchmaking
thats not actually ranked i think
you can use the "community servers" button to open the classic browser if you want

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>>148681064
only bad players hate this update

How can valve improve tf2?

>>148681073
Server browser is barren as fuck too, also it's not just that, I don't want to play some maps I have taken out from the list, however the matchmaking was made by retards, so now I gotta wait 10minutes for 2 queues

>>148680807
no awoo or pay fine

>>148681250
source 2 port / optimization
remove non team paints
add an option to not see unusuals / cosmetics / paints, even better if you can manually select whcih ones you wanna see and which ones not

>there is still promo items without strangifiers or strange variants

I would kill for a strange Iron Curtain

>>148681384
would you kill me

>there are heavy voters in this very thread RIGHT NOW

>>148681789
Yes

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>win round 1
>they leave
everyteim

http://www.strawpoll.me/10764637
http://www.strawpoll.me/10764637
http://www.strawpoll.me/10764637

important poll

>>148681968
>fire axe
why though

>>148682150
i don't have and don't know what "powerjack" is or does.

>>148682195
How are you in matchmaking?

>>148682286
because i love you, anon.

>he doesn't spend at least ten minutes in tr_walkway each day

What do you have to say for yourself?

>>148682441
I put on some fakelag and practice at least a single round against bots. I like to think it helps.

pyro needs a an item in the 2/3 slot for a speedboost.

>>148682572
Why play against bots? You're better off in a pub

>>148682668
Every time I start the game, I get some initial FPS drops from spam, so why not?

>>148682627
So, the powerjack?

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turkey rn

why do flare guns get random crits again

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>>148681968
>stock axe

Is queuing fucked again

Most of the match was 8v12

>>148683241
on release it only did 20 damage and it could not crit or mini crit

later they buffed the damage to 30

later they added mini-crits on flaming enemies

then they added crits on flaming enemies

now it's a decent sidegrade

teh pyro smonk th weed dude

any mvm groups here

>>148681813
>there are heavy voters in the thread
>and not scoring points for their team
baka desu senpai

>You can shoot stickies on top of the first spawn door inside BLU spawn on Hoodoo
Why does this map exist again?

hey does anyone in this general have cool names for miniguns?

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HOW TO FIX THE PYRO:

Degreaser and Phlog removed
Axtinguisher switch speed nerf reverted
Pyro can no longer equip the Reserve Shooter
Detonator can now jump as high as it was in the beta
Flamethrower mojo fixed

y/n?

>>148684471
if they just fixed his MAIN WEAPON THAT IS LITERALLY BROKEN it would be fine.

>>148684471
remove crits from pyro, or remove pyro entirely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jO-T1ZUN78

>>148684468
epic potis gun of death >:D

Is the casual matchmaking really skill addressed? Because I'm only being grouped with those 5 snipers teams, and I try to be helpful and go with needed classes.

>>148684789
they said in the update page that you would get matched with people of similar skill
then they said a day later that it doesn't matter so now I'm confused

>>148684471
How to fix TF 2
- Remove Pyro

>>148684880
You're confusing casual with proper matchmaking.
>>148684789
Casual it doesn't matter, though I have to say I haven't seen too many 5 sniper teams besides pre-game fucking around.

>>148684880
being grouped with those fucking retards that only play engie on freight to do the sky sentry bullshit over and over, and if valve is saying I'm as bad as those faggots that would offend me

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>>148685207
>You're confusing casual with proper matchmaking.

nope
>Now, instead of jumping randomly into an in-progress game, you'll be matched into an unranked 12v12 game with players of similar skill.
>you'll be matched into an unranked 12v12 game with players of similar skill
>similar skill

>>148685357
Levels do nothing in casual matchmaking, how would they know who has similar skill to anyone?

>>148684661
Is this a joke video? It better be.

Is there a better feeling then spycapping a team thats trying to comeback from being pushed to their last point?

comp is more fun than I thought

>>148685475
>how would they know who has similar skill to anyone?
then they shouldn't outline that in the update page

>>148685475
I don't know, maybe capture/defend rates, overall deathmatch skill and shit like that?

>>148684661
i'm sure someone will take this video seriously

>>148685357
they say that but Jill confirmed on reddit that theres no actual skill-based ranking at all in casual
the levels dont mean anything to the actual casual system either
by similar skill i guess they mean "average shitters that liked quickplay like you"

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how could valve even define pyro as an offensive class in the first place if they gave him absolutely no mobility

the only non-"offensive" class with high mobility is the demoman (and arguably medic with his 320 speed and newly-acquired scout speed on all mediguns)

reminder that this exists in the game code

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9xQJCBxaEs

>>148686943
pyro is a spy without the spy. You have to be sneaky.

>>148687342
i wouldn't even be upset if this becomes a game feature

>>148686943
they defined it as an "ambush class"
also most of the nerfs to the stickylauncher are because of valve idea of it being a "defensive" weapon, not because of anyone actually complaining

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So heavy's main problem is that he's boring due to only having one effective playstyle. Every other class has more than one way to play it effectively in a casual match. Heavy only has one excluding dumb shit like punch heavy and fat scout that any decent player will be able to shit all over. What's a weapon idea you have for heavy that can dramatically change his playstyle, not be overpowered in casual, and can be useful in comp?

>>148687580
would need some tweaks though
make it so airblasting forward doesn't boost momentum and make airblast cost more ammo (and make airblast cause self-damage)

>>148685357
really wish that shit was true

>>148687715
lmao heavy is the easiest class to stomp people with

I don't play it much because it literally feels like cheating, it's the most forgiving class by far

>>148687716
>and make airblast cause self-damage
or* make airblast cause self-damage

>>148687715
>new primary
>fast boots of running
>replaces minigun
>133% base speed
>+50 health

>>148687715
Rocket Science: Basically his minigun is a jet engine
Damange is in a cone in front of him, maybe put people on fire.
If he aim at the ground he will start flying, he can aim backward to move foward and shit

we science now niga

>>148687342
i loved this shit in some custom server from 2011
if you think about it, airblast was the most gamechanging update for pyro ever done
there was just nothing good about pyro before
the updates in the early life of TF2 were so good compared to the mess we have

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>>148687715
Minigun that has no speed or jumping penalty when spooled up

it's all I've wanted

>>148687832
It's easy to preform well, but take someone like me who actually mastered the class and I stomp literally every pub with relative ease

>>148687859
That's shit

>>148687919
Also shit
literally cucking yourself unless you expect damage ramp up to just stop existing

>>148688078
stop avatarfagging you autistic fuck

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It's easy to preform well, but take someone like me who actually mastered the class and I stomp literally every pub with relative ease

>>148688195
>one post

>>148688208
Yeah that's basically heavy in a nutshell
Just went 9k damage on a viaduct game and topfragged

>>148687712
>also most of the nerfs to the stickylauncher are because of valve idea of it being a "defensive" weapon, not because of anyone actually complaining

okay i'm gonna bust out an old blog

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2253

here they call the sticky launcher a dual-purpose weapon

>>148688078
Heavy takes pretty much no skill, you don't have erratic movement to learn as scouts do, the kind of trick jumps scouts can do, or any rocket/sticky jumping shit whatsoever to learn.

The minigun spin up time is short as fuck and you can survive ambushes just fine, the minigun itself is a very forgiving weapon, soldiers, scouts and demos are punished by missing shots due to their limited magazine size, Heavy just has to keep the crosshair on top of people enough to kill them. Also the minigun is one of the best spychecking weapons, the stream of fire can catch cloaked spies no problem.

So in other words, shut the fuck up, you're playing the baby-tier class of the game.

"sneak up and hit you like a fucking tornado" - Pyro 1999

Whenever I play heavy I get rekt.

>>148688362
>Robin Walker

this aussie cunt left his fucking legacy for dota 2 of all things

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>>148688802
JUST

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>>148688078
>spend time and effort mastering playing heavy
>only achievement even close to notable enough to mention is being good at pub servers, aka beating up brain-dead BRs and children

fucking lmao

>>148689239
I play highlander dude, and it's nice to have the option defending last in 6s

I also play scout, just for the record

>>148689225
>269 hours on TF2
>probably most than half of them pubstomping with the powerplay valve cheats

>>148688078
i have 10 hours on heavy and can stomp just about any pub
you have 900

>>148689293
>I play highlander dude
:----------------------)

>>148689293
offclassing in last is nice, indeed
a lot of the class limits in comp TF2 revolve aroudn the fact that theres no big downsides to offclassing in last when you can just go back to spawn and switch to another class

>highlander
lmao

>>148689225
>Robin had less than 300 hours in this game

No wonder shit was always terribly imbalanced. How many hours do Jill and Eric have?

>>148689225
>>148689516
>>148689745
im not trying to defend them but come on, do you seriously think valve employees play with their real accounts all the time

>>148689745
Jill has 4k hours.

>>148689745
Jill has 4k hours in TF2 (and was relatively recently hired by Valve)

I don't know about Eric

>>148689868
yes
i saw robin in a nucleus server once
>>148689972
>4k hours in the game
>still terribad at it
damnit

>>148689745
>>148689972
Eric has about 500 hours in the game.
and it's his most played game

>>148689868
Regardless

>sub 300 hours on main account on TF2
>1456 hours on main account in Dota

>>148690145
>all the time

>>148690145
>>still terribad at it
is there any evidence of this or are you mad about the update

>>148690145
Maybe Jill is one of those people who leaves the game running while he does other things. That's what I do.

is jill really a trap

>>148690314
whether he's a tranny or not is speculation

all we know is that he's a (supposedly hot) guy

>>148690240
probably the latter lmao

>>148690263
i do that too, i hate it

>>148690403
I feel bad because I have over a thousand hours in the game, but have only played for like half that time, if that.

>>148690240
Jill is shit at TF2
how do people not know about this

>>148690728
where is the proofs

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>friend tells me about the new update
>lets give it a try
>open tf2 ready for some quality games
>you need a cellphone number to play competitive
>back into the trash bin
>"no anon, lets play one casual match"
>game starts
>1 player leaves right away
>2 guys in my team have +600 ping
>1 has 300 but lags more than the previous 2
>2 mlp avatars
>4 spies in the same team
>1 heavy afk inside the spawn
>children using voice chat
>leave game
>have to wait for a casual match to end before I can play again

And people say TF2 is better than Overwatch.

>>148690878
>1 player leaves right away
>2 guys in my team have +600 ping
>1 has 300 but lags more than the previous 2
>2 mlp avatars
>4 spies in the same team
>1 heavy afk inside the spawn
>children using voice chat

>implying any of this is new

I haven't played this game in like three years, last thing I remember is that mode where you fight against hordes of machines.

What did I miss?

>>148690987
Valve trying their hardest to kill this game so we all migrate to Dota or CSGO

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>>148690878
>2 mlp avatars

at least they have avatars
>4 no avatars on my team

i live in australia but keep getting put in tokyo servers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IReI0wSx9lg

prototyping videos is silly

i like team fortress two

>>148691513
are you me?

how do i make decent quality gameplay webms

>>148692010
sell your soul to the devil

does anyone even work on optimization problems anymore?
last time they talked about it was like a year ago
vMcJohn seems to be the only guy in Valve that actually talks and cares about optimization

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>>148692010
you've just got to be the best

>>148692112
how do i do that

>>148692010
Record every match, then pray you get some actually good kills.

>>148693268
>do not aim
>just take shot

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>>148693381
that's not what i meant

i mean webms that aren't 30 FPS pixelated crap while still staying under 3 MB

>>148693647
Oh. Just use webm for retards.

>>148693647
just test. TEST and TESt and test

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4t6qk2/holy_crap_ranked_mode_is_actually_the_biggest/

Best Reddit post in ages.

>>148619718
that's my point though. previously when the engi attacked a sapper, it didn't repair the teleporter at the same time. he had to hit it a third time after that to heal the building, which wasn't possible if the spy kept placing new sappers.

I don't think that can happen.

If it does it is a bug.

>>148693948
I thought valve wanted people to use the low fov because they hated their player base. That part about hiding the exposed viewmodels seems right thought.

>add cool guy from a pub
Hey I think you're cool and I have no friends pls play with me
>gets removed

fug

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>>148693948
>a redditor has gifted reddit gold to PUSSY_SLAY3R_69 for this submission.
heh

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>>148693948
Map selection for ranked would be fucking awful

People would just cheese all day on Viaduct

>get put on blue team
>lose
everytime.

>>148695046
Your mistake for adding someone. That'll learn you.

>>148695182
only if you suck at the game and get matched with other fresh meat

>>148695046
Just add people from here, we'll play with you.

>>148695182
Somewhat true. It would be nothing but Viaduct and Process because those are the two most popular competitive maps.

>tfw you do not give a single shit about forced viewmodel fovs because you've been using minimal viewmodels since day one

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How do you guys feel about frontline?

>>148695758
minimal view models are the best; keeps everything out of the way just the way I like it

>>148693948
>But don't dare say a bad word about them because /r/tf2 can be some major white knights about that

>CANT BELIEVE THE TEAM IS STILL WORKING AFTER THE NEGATIVITY WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY TFTEAM

oh man those are the fucking worst

>>148696040
It's almost as if the tf team is being paid to work on this game

>>148695904
Looks good, will probably end up as just hats though

>>148696573
wrong general

>>148696664
no anon he meant to do it
viva just wants attention
report him and move on okay

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>>148693948
He's not wrong.
Three years to work on competitive matchmaking, the 10+ people who are on the dev team including Eric Smith and Jill, visits from b4nny and other comp players, and even stress tests to gather even more data have resulted in the hot mess that we currently have somehow.
There's so much wrong with the game now, as it still needs to be optimized, and there needs to be obvious re-balancing with the current weapons.
Instead of updating Heavy or Pyro immediately, they've turned it into a campaign, so now we have to wait for both classes to receive any sort of change after a period of time. I'm alright with waiting for the updates, but it seems redundant not to outright just update both now then plan an even better update down the line instead of Meet the Class 2.0.

>>148696754
at the very least he could photoshop some hats onto the pokemon to make it semi-relevant

>easy wine
>dominating
>one guy AFKs
>get face rolled
:^)

>>148695904
i have a koth map sitting somewhere that I'm working on. I wanted it to be an arctic mountain, but now that I look at it, it looks like I can make it look like the cliffs of Normandy.

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>>148696664
Yeah, my bad. Picked the wrong pin

>>148696754
No, anonymous. I didn't mean to

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so close

>>148696851
It's not even like one class gets a weapon and the other doesnt, it's just who gets first dibs on a weapon. There's no point to the campaign.
Might be the lack of sleep but I can't even think of one actual weapon that they 'fixed' rather than changed for no reason

i'd like to play something other than scout in 6s mm but how else will I make sniper mains butthurt

How is my strange Dalokohs Bar rank up in a bot game? Did valve forget to disable that with utility items?

>>148693948
is this the day people will finally see the light

how do i photosynthesize? i dont wanna eat food.

>>148697709
enjoy that loosing streak that will soon come ;^)

>>148698230
Sit out in the sun dipshit

>lose a round
>say "good round"
>enemy player says it wasn't and makes fun of our team

why

>>148698230
i suggest absorving the humidity that the walls hold instead

>>148698668
shitty lives and/or personalities and need to take it out on others

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medic mains > engie mains > soldier mains > heavy mains > demo mains > scout mains > spy mains > pyro mains > sniper mains

t. scout main

>>148699143
wrong

>>148699143
the pic u posted in order from left to right is it.

>>148698668
>someone says gg after they roll the first round
>I will not stand for this bm
>rally my 5 retards and win the next two rounds in nailbiting fashion
>'gg ez'

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>>148699143

>>148698668
A lot of people who I've encountered in ranked are either dicks, autistic, or both.
Some people don't know how to react to good sportsmanship.

>Blizzard did a better job of emulating Valve's systems then Valve did
you cant make this shit up

(not a blizzard shill, just tired of valve not caring about tf2)

>>148699405
>>148699143
these are correct

>>148696851
>He's not wrong.
Of course not, that's why I posted a link to it.

>as it still needs to be optimized
Remember we're never getting a source2 port.
http://www.teamfortress.tv/27103/what-are-the-upcoming-lan-dates#16

>>148693948
It got better.

>Edit: This is just a warning in case valve makes another "we're sooooory guyssss xddd we'll do better neeeext timeeee loooooooool" post on reddit like they did last time, where they fix ONE out of all of the problems we have with TF2, like complete lack of optimization, ignoring pyros huge bugs/flaws, ranked being a complete joke, broken animations and bugs that have been in the game for years. DO NOT cut them slack. This is what they do everytime, and then all of a sudden reddit falls in love with valve again, and makes "Shoutout to valve! You guys are the best! Thanks for listening!11!1" threads the next day showering them with praise. Until they show a REAL attempt at trying on TF2 again, do not give them the light of day. If Jill truly is working hard, then what about the other valve employees? Clearly TF2 is understaffed and valve just doesn't want to have anyone work on the game.

>>148693948
>>148700137
i feel like this guy posts/used to post here

>>148699143
demo = medic < engy < sniper < heavy < scout < soldier < spy < pyro

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>not just using cl_first_person_uses_world_model 1

i bet you kiss girls, faggots

>>148700273
this is the actual skill chart right here.

is it just me or is scout easier the higher your ping is

>>148590953
lewd

>>148699713
Sorry, I wasn't disagreeing with you, and in hindsight I should've reworded that better.

>>148700334
I tried using this for a while, but it was odd when I tried using the huntsman or when I was using the dead ringer.

>>148700334
it's extremely hard to use with the dead ringer

badwater.pub
just found this for whoever is intrested

>>148700598
depends on what kind of lag you have

>>148701427
10/10

i don't think i saw any better soldier loadout

some valve drone is set on downvoting any negative comment about the dev team lol

>>148701793
that's what most people on r/tf2 mate

>>148701427
>disciplinary action
cant give you higher than a 8.5/10 for that

>>148701793

>posting on a site that has post ratings
You deserve this.

>>148701967
i just want people to stop acting like sheep and pull a diretide on valve again

seriously how much are we supposed to endure

I just got matched against rank 7s and I lost a bar and a half for losing

Can you vote in this 2 polls if you haven't already
http://www.strawpoll.me/10749160/

http://www.strawpoll.me/10738334

>>148702108
Well, for starters, some people at Valve actually bother checking Reddit.

>>148701967
forgot a word. meant to say most people do

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>just wanna play pl_upward or the new map swiftwater, so i selected both except the rest
>get put into pl_barnblitz

okay

im done with valve after this update, fuck them. im going to go give all my money to csgo, that'll teach em

>spend 3 years since they first say they are "working" on matchmaking
>release half-assed MM system, worse than CSGO in general
>disregard every single thing the comp community wanted or expected
>literally 3 cheaters in the top 20 highest ranks
this is just a sad situation

only fresh meat hate this update

The new view model thing just lowers them right? Can you do that specifically just for a single weapon?

Whenever I play degroot as Heavy the model is so fucking big I usually have a hard time seeing what I'm hitting.

>>148702774
im fresh meat
i dont hate this update

>>148702962
shut it meatie

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ponycancer/
>idiot shilling overwatch in game chat
>/v/ group
figures

>>148702774
I'm fresh meat because the MM system is fucking horrible so no way I'm bothering playing it as it is.

Casual matches are still fun though, probably more fun than """pubs""".

>>148703014
i'm rank 3 and i solo queue

>>148703014
>Casual matches are still fun though, probably more fun than """pubs""".
I've found some decent games but it's mostly just people who want to cheese the game and go 4+ heavy and 4+ medic.

>>148702874
There might be a way to do it for specifically a single class, I'm not sure about a single weapons. Each class can have their own .cfg file, which means if you put whatever the console command for minimal viewmodels is into a classes .cfg file, you can turn it on or off exclusively for each class.

And it does lower and kind of rotates them in some cases.

>>148702982
*shuts it*
:x

is valve killing this game on purpose or are have they just lost their touch

>>148704115
its been years since valve made a game
i'd go with option b tBh

should i get strange weps or a strange kills part for my hat....

>>148704376
hat!

>>148704376
Get a strange primary and a kills part for your hat for everything else.

>>148702367
>que for mvm
>put into a playload game

>>148704115
They lost their touch and are now catering to a tiny demographic in an attempt to get the e-sports kids back.

>>148705134
but they're not listening to the e-sports kids feedback

>>148705209
fuck e-sports kids and their shitty meta.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4t6qk2/holy_crap_ranked_mode_is_actually_the_biggest/d5fasvn

lol no wonder valve makes no effort if most fans are fucking babies

>>148705254
>literally tone-policing

reminder that this game survived this long only because of its casual players

if valve forces competitive on its players, i wouldn't be surprised if many just left and the game would turn into a worse version of overwatch

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>>148705254
>Think for a moment how fucking soul-crushing this would be - probably was - for a person who put their heart and time into the update
>put their heart and time into the update

LOL

>>148705209
Did you miss last week's update?

Or like 2 weeks ago by now, maybe.

It's literally "Let's make the ENTIRE GAME competitive to try and pander to the comp babies"

>>148705513
no, they threw together a matchfinding system and a ladder that doesnt work

the viewmodel lock and config lock still being in the game shows that they don't give a fuck about any sort of feedback from anyone

>>148704115
they realize the game is dying, which explains a lot about the recent update

killing off valve servers pushed people towards community servers
community servers are much more likely to stay active and keep people interested, not in the game, but in their small circle of friends
a 12 man server is much cheaper to host than a 24 man server, which is why valve is trying to push people towards competitive

>>148705513
yeah ok thats because mm is fucking terrible lmao

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A-am I cool?

>>148705804
>fire axe

here's your you

>>148705804
>fire axe
wew lad

>>148705804
>Fire axe
>Special eyes
it's shit de.su

>lose a round of upward on the second point
>a gunslinger engie with 15 points says "gg ez"
>friend takes the bait like an idiot
>engie acts like an even bigger smarmy retard to the point where it irritated me
>I end up going vaccinator medic and we shit all over them
>type "gg ez" and then leave

I didn't like stooping to his level, but man it felt good.

>>148705804
jesus man

>>148705804
How you asked that, really makes it look like your pyro is doing his best to look cool. Like some superhero

>>148706236
>Like some superhero
They're clearly going with a theme
>Lightning Rod
>Yellow eyes
>Yellow electricity plunger

>>148706236
YES
THATS WHAT IM GOING FOR

apparently tf2 is using the most basic source engine

csgo uses a newer source

dota 2 is the only one using source 2

is this right

>>148706331
Dude, his power is rubbing his hands together and touching people.

>>148706362
Yeah that's about right I think

Name my electric Handyman

>>148706696
Shitter shocker

>>148706362
It's newer than half life 2's source engine but it's not that far advanced.

>>148706834
I wasn't expecting anything good and I'm still dissapointed

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>>148706696
It'll put a shock to your shitstem

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>>148706696
filename

>>148705804
Why do have the Fire Axe with the Third Degree is both a direct upgrade to it (the only literal direct upgrade one in the game, btw) AND fits your electricity/robot theme?

>>148707102
I did it for bait
I usually just use the back scratcher and as you mentioned, the third degree.
>>148707058
Nice
That one's great

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>>148680648
TOPKEK
that's awesome

>>148707412
epic win! top lel kek /b/ro!

>>148707653
hahaha :)

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Is there a TF2 teamspeak anymore or something like that?

you can go to the irc but its a super tightly woven social clique where you pretend to have social skills and eventually leave because you dont fit in

>>148707875
Ecks dee top fef wee lee heehee :3

>>148695182
I don't think that would be a problem. csgo has the same thing with dust 2 but other maps are definitely still playable. In fact, it kinda balances out from people who are sick of that map and just filter it out from their queue.

>>148708247
TROLOLOL me gusta xD

>que for Nuke
>get put into bay of pigs
i HATE when valve does that to me
grrrrrr

>>148698230
drink chlorophyll and open your curtains

>>148700334
It's the best option right now without the viewmodel hiding mod

>>148708191
pls cry some more

>>148698230
are you me

eating is such a chore desu

what even is the point of making anything nice to eat when you're going to get hungry again in a couple hours

>>148705253
what is this "meta" meme
the fact that they use the most effective composition doesn't mean its a bad thing
thats as retarded as saying csgo is stale because people only use AK, M4 and AWP

>>148700367
>heavy takes more skill than sniper, medic and demo
>pyro takes the most skill
surely you are retarded

I just got 20 USD added to my account, when do I buy keys?

>Spy has alwyas been my best class
>havent played tf2 in like 2 years
>decide to try this comp thing
>figure I should play spy since its not really a "serious" class
>okay medic and do okay
>decide to rev up the spy
>top scorer and the guy who told me to switch stfu'd

Its a good feel
like sleeping in your bed for the first time in month

>>148709057
you dont

>>148708732
>mod
its a console command you fucking retard. please dont tell me you "installed" a mod just to hide your viewmodel

>>148706362
in terms of performance, i think valve games have this order
TF2 > CSGO > L4D2 > Dota 2
dunno about the singleplayer games, but those normally dont have that much shit and NPCs going on at once

>>148706875
its built upon a modified version of the original HL2 engine
That version of the source engine was originally single threaded, remember "multicore rendering" got added through an update later. So parallelizing anything that's not completely independent is a massive pain in the ass because the engine isn't built to deal with locks and race conditions

>>148709108
then how do I get my shiny hats?

>>148708797
sorry im too busy FRAGGING

>>148709183
i meant to say Dota 2 with source 2 has the best performance
i put the arrows in the opposite direction >_<

>>148702250
if game sense includes using your fucking mic to call out things, then yes

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>mfw a strange cuban bristle sold for 4 bucks just an hour ago

FUCK MY DICK

this is a no squid zone

squids be gone

>>148709407
I HAVE 12 BUCKS AND I'VE LITERALLY BEEN STALKING THE CBC ON THE MARKET TO GET A CHEAP ONE AND I MISSED IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>mfw getting matched against two rank 8s and two rank 5s
>mfw i'm only rank 3

Drawings what the fuck are you doing

>>148709510
cute

go back to the irc this is my safe space

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>>148709481

>strange cosmetics
XD

>>148709194
Buy keyless crates for your favorite class.

>>148709361
Buy orders, retard.

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same guy as >>148697030

i tidied up this piece of shit a little bit for you go- i mean guys to look at and give opinions.

keep in mind: shit's not finished at all.

https://mega.nz/#!IdQw2AjA!dPlCkD8SqbrAPiJ8BshTCyJnfAouPJlDcgqc_7hOmxc

>>148709481
whore yourself out on the street for a couple of hours so you can afford an expensive one

>>148709690
thE HECK is a keyless crate

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>>148709686
don't judge me

>>148709794
I had a buy order up for 3 bucks because I'm a jew

>>148709874
I could but I'm a jew

>>148709891
A crate that doesn't require keys to open, re-re.

>bills hat

*tip*

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>drink coffee
>instantly want to poo
>know that whatever comes out will still be better than any >current year TF2 update
its a wierd feeling

the squidposter reminds me of mordx in that they're both autistic retards

>defending last
>sticky jump to point
>fire sticky onto point from above
>det, get 3 kills
>entire enemy team is dead
>they somehow cap anyways and we lose the round
what just happened

>>148709920
>Degroot keep

>>148710238
>expecting an avatarfag to have a good taste in anything

sad display, boy

taste me

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Coolio~

http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolmikes
add me for games

>>148710536
>This inventory is not available at this time. Please try again later.

what gaems are you selling

cute avatar btw

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>>148710536
hey don't i know you from csgog
what brings you here

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>competitive matchmaking

let's see valvedrones defend this one

>>148700598
This is true.

I used to dominate pubs with 300+ ping as Scout, and at the time I still had less than 100 hours in the game.

>>148710827
even comp games have pre-round conga

so did drawing just give up on the whole thing?

>>148711138
yes
it is scrapped as of the 31st of may

>>148711235
aww
any reason why ?

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>>148710827
whats wrong with some pre-game banter

>>148711357
it is more profitable to sell melons on a highway at 3:30 am

>>148710680
Hmm? I meant playing games together~

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post your coolest comp screenshots
or just silly stuff, i dont care

>>148711478
>doing it for profit
ALWAYS SCUM.

>>148710827
of all the things wrong with mm and you post this LMAO

>have some metal to spare
>have a couple classes that could use another cosmetic item
>no cosmetic items i like

>>148711619
start modeling my boy

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>be shitty scout main
>enemy scout chasing me
>run around corner and hide behind it
>wait a bit and surprise them for the meatshot and finish them off with the pistol

does this work against better players

>>148711742
sometimes

>>148711742
hiding? yeah, it can work
meatshots also do damage, even if the other player has a lot of skill!
but maybe he meatshots you before you do? who knows

>>148711487
oh okay
i play tf2 sometimes
but only for a few rounds every 2-3 days or so
i dont think i would be really fun to play with

I moan on microphone when I play tf2. Do I sound like fun to play with?

so what are valve employees mains?
so far i know

>Dave "DRiller" Riller
Demoman (says so in his 2007 steam profile)

>Robin Walker
Soldier (most played class when he joins pubs, also his favorites in Quake TF were solly & scout)

>Eric Smith
Pyro. Probably the person responsible for creating the airblast

>Gabe Newell
Spy. Says so in the TF2 developer commentary

>>148711742
of course this works against better players. this isn't about the surprise, it's inherently harder to chase than to be chased. this will give you an edge no matter the opponent's skill level, the difference is the better player expects it, but decides to take the risk anyway.

>>148712562
i don't think the tf team is as dedicated to playing some classes as some of the people here

they just think they game is fun if you have a different role on a battlefield

You guys got a teamspeak?

>>148711609
that's the joke

>not doin 2 bad
>THEY LEAVE
kill me senpai

>be in a new team 6v6 after a few years of playing comp "as a hobby"
>everyone is fairly new except me
>they take every single match so seriously
>literally no fun allowed, even in lobbies or MM
how do i make these relatively new guys relax for a bit so that we can have fun without pressure all the time

>wah wah please dont be mean to the tf team they work so hard on these updates and you guys shit on them :((((((((((((
t. valve drones

>>148713446
agreed
the consistently good updates ended around 2011-2012
valve isn't good at making videogames anymore
even in csgo they somehow manage to fuck it up pretty often adding features nobody asked for

>>148713446
>>148713613
>mfw this general usually fanboys over valve too and now you're all pretending you hate valve
lel

>>148713676
>>mfw this general usually fanboys over valve
lol what

also even reddit is going against valve for a fucking change

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4t6qk2/holy_crap_ranked_mode_is_actually_the_biggest/

>>148713676
don't you know? its the cool trend to agree with everyone else now

>>148713676
>>148713864
>people cant change their minds
>generals are hiveminds
pathetic desu

>>148713782
>lol what

read my post again idiot

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stop bullying the tf2 team right now

or ELSE

>>148713937
i've yet to see anyone complain about the update and not get called every single term made up by /b/

>>148714105
ive done that too and its because people only whine about "pubs dying" when all its changed is the queing thing

pretty much everyone here thinks the mm system is bullshit and its obvious the tf "team" (assuming its more than one person) didnt work on it during the beta

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1-3: tf2
4-6: tf3
7-9: videogames
0: raffle

evens: raffle
odds: do not raffle

>>148713419
what kind of serious? are they insulting each other over mistakes? or more like if you try to go sniper they're going to think you're not trying?

>>148714395
rafael

>>148714395
give me items.

>>148714395
yes

its been rolled

make raffle

>>148713937
thanks based /b/ for giving us words to use for disagreeing with people

http://plays.tv/video/5782785775bae392e7/i-want-to-kms

not even TFags will defend this

>>148714395
i dont understand this post. you're rolling two things with the same post?
???????????

>>148713676
im a TF2 fanboy because i love the game. if the owners consistently shit on it im gonna hate the devs, not the game

>>148714540
>http://plays.tv/video/5782785775bae392e7/i-want-to-kms
holly molly
maybe the last few matches he lost didn't register the lost XP in the moment and hes now losing all that experience at once

>>148714540
holy shit hotlshyt shtist hgostlu shti

i would honestly stop playing comp if this would happen to me

>>148714540
Competitive tf2 has always been a big fat joke, glad valve represents it accurately in competitive mode

>>148714757
>maybe the last few matches he lost didn't register the lost XP in the moment and hes now losing all that experience at once
doubt it, that's like 10 rounds worth of XP

>>148714757
Dunno, a lot of people have reported losing all XP and going back to 0.

>>148714540
that's what you get for being a faggot that says "i got a bucket of chicken" on voip thinking you're funny

>sun on a stick is an upgrade to the regular bat
>still shit

Why are melee weapons in general so shit? You have to pull them out they should deal atleast 100 damage and shit, take out the crits if you want

i got a bucket of chicken

id?

>>148715078
oh yeah, great idea considering random crits are still a thing and theyve got a fucking retarded lag compensation + hitboxes

>>148714998
thats so bizarre
eitherway, the current ranks are so garbage
they haven't learn a single thing from all the years of their colleagues' work in CSGO ranked MM

>>148715078
>not just using the pan

It's especially great during set-up time.

>>148715203
yeah that's why I said take out the crits, so it's not bullshit, but just reliable

>>148715265
It is fun to fuck your earbud using teammates

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>>148715265
>le funny loud noise
kys yourself, everyone's ears will be grateful
>>148715094
nice

>>148714540
so this.......is the power.... of valve.........

>>148715094
that isn't voip retard noob

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post screams
nobody did last time

>>148715945
>there are people that actually use more than one loadout

lol