Traditional goats edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Very adorable skeletons.
sans
>>148679725
I like her Underfell Toriel from a design perspective.
Helps that it's not the same red black like the other designs
lizard
adorable goat
Sans?
>>148679647
Perhaps my system of morality is wrong, perhaps yours is. This is something that's traditionally been handled on the battlefield.
Unfortunately for you, it is the common consensus in the western world that the system of morality I use is the correct one. If you like, you can adopt the morality systems of the Turks, Arabs, and Northern Africans which are totally fine with having sex with animals. Their societies are absolutely pleasant
Goat lady ydal taoG
>>148679986
and then he sucked him off
>>148680005
>>148680008
what the heck
>>148680008
motherfucker looks like a rejected nightmare before christmas puppet
>>148680020
Who says I have to adopt a certain society's morality system?
Why can't Iand you, for that matterjust decide these things for myself?
>>148680086
I love this goat lady so much
>>148679984
a cute
nth for coolskeleton
>>148680098
I always wondered what kind of a dick the goat boss monsters would have, artists depict them with all varied sorts of dongs.
>>148680170
Then get out of society, fag
Me on the left
>>148680420
a perfectly shaped one
>debating with catfucker
>>148680583
me on the right
>>148680216
She will always have a special place in our hearts, brother
now and forevermore
>>148679327
Maybe it's your situation or something, but I don't really view me sexualizing someone like Toriel as inherently a problem. In terms of furry, she's one off kind of thing for me and in my head they're almost like a mutation of a human in physical likeness with non human features. Though, I view aliens like the Zabrak, Asari, to be in a similar ball park in the casualness of it. Not sure why 'furry' is a you're not in at all or all the way kind of thing.
>>148680583
me in the middle
>>148680429
>having dissenting opinions is not allowed, even if you don't express them outside of an anonymous internet context
w e w
>>148680745YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>148680661
you would think people would have learned by now, its just not worth it
>>148680420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt533B14ne8
>>148680170
Morality is based upon a few key things. These are the axioms that people live by. You can have an infinite number of reasons why something is wrong according to your moral system, but if the other person disagrees with your moral system then none of them will hold any value.
Therefore, as it has always been, such matters are handled on fields of battle. Ultimately the strongest people will win and thus their moral system will survive. My point that your morality system is obviously deviant from mine (which is traditional western morality) is that you are a person who is living within a society who has a different morality system. Sure, according to you, you are the one who is correct and morally right. However, according to the society you live in and those around you, you are the one who is wrong and what you are doing is morally abhorrent.
Traditional western morals/values hold that sex with children is vehemently disgusting and should be punished to the fullest extent of human might. We believe it's wrong. Arabic culture includes many practices that directly contradict that (such as their 'dancing boys'), which we find absolutely disgusting as a people. We believe we are right in being disgusted, and they believe we are wrong because it's simply their culture and there's nothing wrong with it.
There is no reconciliation there. That kind of dispute can only be resolved by some from of conflict that disintegrates their culture- be it combat or ethical oppression.
Of course you can decide for yourself what your morality system will be, but you cannot flagrantly throw around that moral system and expect others to accept it by any means.
>>148680858YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG
>>148680920
>>148680969
It's literally pointless talking to him. You're not gonna convince him of anything just shut the fuck up.
>>148680969
do you not realize who you are talking to
Which undertale would you explore the galaxy with, and what do you think everyday life would be like with them?
>>148680753
having opinions is okay, don't act out on them
Welcome to your special Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhOlK2lzWms
>>148680741
Honestly when it comes to furries, I haven't gotten a solid opinion on what's wrong with it or anything like that. I haven't tried tackling that particular issue yet, because as I've said I'm currently squashing my zoophillia fetish.
I'd like to believe that liking the goat mom is perfectly benign. I'll really know when I seriously reflect on that particular part of my personality.
>>148681280
>>148681350
Of course I know who I'm talking to. He's that cat fucker guy. I basically just said that our disagreement could only be solved by some kind of violent conflict and that discussion of such fundamental things is pointless
I think I have abandonment issues
>>148681651
is your fav character chara?
>>148681651
Become overly emotionally attached to a fictional character to hide from yourself the full debilitating loneliness that is your life
>>148681541
I didn't read it because you momfags tend to write high school length essays every time you post. Just stop talking to him because all he does is respond with his own opinion, he doesn't care about what you say.
>>148681502
I refuse your hell and substitute it with my own.
>>148681712
No
>>148681774
I tried that and it was nice for a while but it doesn't work anymore.
>>148681803
I'll talk to whoever I like to talk to, thanks
Also not my fault if you can't read, anon
>>148681361
>Asriel
>what do you think everyday life would be like with them?
>>148680216
>>148680086
>>148680731
>>148681803
Not that anon but I wouldn't exactly call it a fault if someone writes a lengthy post once in a while. It's just a sign of your own impatience if you go complaining about it.
fell in love with a goat
>>148680969
Thing is, even within a society people generally don't have the same axioms
They usually reach the same conclusions, but for their own reasons, that is, if they even bother thinking about these sort of things in the first place
And of course, this also doesn't mean that everyone reaches their conclusions properly
If you look, you'll find that there's examples of western society's morality system being contradictory or having double standards
Ergo, if you care about this sort of thing, you will have to differ from society's viewpoints in some ways just in order to have consistency
And besides, I don't flagrantly throw around my moral system in real life, that'd be irritating to the people around me even if I didn't deviate from western society in any major ways
>>148681280
This is the equivalent of covering your ears and going "la la la"
If you said it's annoying and off-topic you'd have a point, but you're saying it's all pointless just because he's not going to convince me of his obviously correct stance on the topic
Which might not be true, maybe he will, maybe he won't, either way I hope we come to some sort of conclusion
Often times I find that these sort of argument never reach a conclusion and just result in the other guy restating his opinion over and over without really addressing anything I've already said on the matter
I'd be nice if I'd get something other than that, but I'm not holding my breath for it
>>148681502
I remember this
There was also a song about a bird or something
>>148682197
Welcome to the party anon
>>148681865
Nope, you don't get to decide. That's the Heaven or Reincarnation package.
>>148681651
I have an issue where I hate being tired but I never want to stop staying up because I must do
I must do
I must do
I must do and I must not stop doing
And sleeping would be stopping my level of activity
So I must not sleep even though I really should
I am very, very, very easily in trouble with any kind of stimulants.
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>148681361
Mettaton would be good for exploring the galaxy with as long as he's in his box form so he doesn't just blow up. He wouldn't need air or food or water. He's ridiculously well defended and can fly.
>>148682370
That spider is an amoral murderer
>>148681994
I can read I'd just rather not because half of the shit you say is boring, just trying to help you realize that you're talking to a wall.
>>148682137
Why write a paragraph when you only need a sentence? Especially when talking to him, it makes you look stupid not him.
>>148682226
No you're not gonna convince him, he wants two things and that's it. The conclusion is he fucks animals and wants you to as well.
>>148682370
performing a female circumcision on the baby spider
>>148682349
I have that problem too sometimes. I don't like sleeping but I need to. I have nightmares a lot
>>148682257
what do?
>actually talking to catfucker
are momfags worse than dadfags now?
>>148682435
>No you're not gonna convince him, he wants two things and that's it. The conclusion is he fucks animals and wants you to as well.But I'm catfuckerAlso, while I don't want to be quick to accuse, you seem like you've done the whole "restating opinion over and over without addressing anything I've already said" bit with me before
>>148682370
Does spider have a loving family?
>>148682661
Can you stop being so mean? Why is there this like tribal warfare between character posters?
>>148682661
It's just that retarded Momfag who autistically writes essays and takes everything seriously and should fuck off to Tumblr or Reddit or something
>>148681541
I dunno dude, for the most part I adopt a Rikarian philosophy when it comes to this stuff.
>Is it sentient
>Does it have the ability to properly communicate on my intellectual acuity level
>Is it of full maturity for it's race
>And is it basically mostly human like
Get passed that and I'm usually cool
>>148682370You're a cute! CUTE!!!
>>148682679
Fuck I'll be honest I'm confused. Look, I've seen this happen a million times, you want to fuck your cat and encourage others to do the same. You're a wall and there's no point talking to you about it, I don't care what you do it's just boring.
>>148682787
>"w-wah stop being so mean"
Fuck off faggot
>>148682587
Ever since this new antidepressant my dreams have been genuinely more fucked up. And I feel fucked up in a really, really wrong way most of the time. Like, I'm perfectly functional but I feel a vague, black void just, somewhere. In me, around me, and it feels like it could overtake me at any moment and I'd snap. But it never happensSo far.
It keeps me happier though so I'm not getting off it. Not like I ever cared about going a bit mad.
>>148682226
The majority do hold the same axioms to be true. You're conflating 'values' and 'morals', which are two different things. Values are central to an individual and generally are static. Morals stem from values and are how we determine "right" from "wrong". The moral system of the society is that "end result" that you're talking about.
I still don't believe that a discussion on this matter will ever achieve anything, because it will always boil down to "i believe it is wrong" vs "I believe it is not wrong".
>>148682794
I would too in the case of real life. A picture on the screen doesn't fit any of those criteria, though.
>>148682619
Have fun
>>148682398
It's fine. Mettaton told her to do it.
>>148682540
What the fuck?
>>148682703
Of course. The small spiders would do anything for Muffet and she would do anything for them in turn. They are as loving a family as can be.
>>148682867Nope.
>>148682370
I love that spider!!
this thread is cancer.
>>148683159
No u
>>148683159
everything is cancer.
>>148682945
The tribal identity politics this thread has going for it is kind of a problem, though. Kind of unique to this thread from the other I go on. I just say if it goes past joke level, back pedal it a bit.
>>148683032
Oh you missed out on Bots getting BTFO forever by a successful Burgercat!
>>148683159
first time on /utg/?
>>148683283
Can I be an Asrielfag tribal leader?
>>148683159
More like Virgo
>>148683159
Last thread is still pretty chill.
It's already past 3 AM again. Time for bed. Goodnight /utg/.
>>148683612
Good night, anon.
>>148682894
You keep saying this, but I don't know why
I do always try to do what I can to understand opposing viewpoints, but every time I do it eventually just degenerates to whoever I'm arguing with just starts ignoring things I've said in the past and forcing me to restate them, ending up in a loop until they just give up and say I'm just refusing to argue, a bit like you're doing right now, and/or call me a dumb cat rapist
>>148682998
You still seem to be avoiding pointing out exactly why you believe what you do
Challenging one's beliefs is important, you know
>>148683332
>successful
>ending has him playing a bush in mtt's show
>>148683126
Who doesn't, honestly?
>>148683332
Please elaborate.
>>148683612
Good night.
>>148683612Yötä
>>148683657
Tell me, how would you go about telling a middle eastern that having sex with children is wrong?
>>148683612
But I'm waiting for the good drawfags to get on
>>148683657
No you understand opposing viewpoints, I've seen it but you're so steadfast that it doesn't matter, eventually you sexualize your cat and tell others to do the same. It's what you always do.
>>148683663
>>148683810
Finally a star.
>>148683920
That's different, it's part of their culture you fucking racist.
>>148683483
It's a power vacuum, man. Expect fierce resistance when you declare yourself as so. Beat those odds and your kinsmen will follow. Good luck, fuccboi
Suddenly, fish
Stop fucking encouraging catfucker you dumb niggers
>>148684016
A culture I find disgusting because my values directly oppose theirs
>>148684117
>posts an edited picture
pot meet kettle.
>>148684143
You, likely a white male, don't have the right to talk about whose culture is disgusting. After what you put the rest of the world through you need to step back and let other people have a chance to shine.I'm joking, if it wasn't clear enough.
>>148684117
But anon, like the snails in the snail races, catfucker will suddenly combust if we encourage him enough!
>>148684332
#whitepowerI know you are, kek
>tfw new art of my favorite still makes me happy
What about you guys? Hopefully some of this art can make you feel at least a little bit of joy
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cng9wExVYAAhWYs.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cng1kL3UsAAidzz.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfvOqMVIAA_n9f.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CngZmH2UMAA5uXQ.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnaZByOUMAA2jqz.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnfi9znVUAAqRYk.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnfd0dLUMAEjaAE.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfbSG7UsAA6CAN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CneIvmVUAAEpCrH.jpg:orig
>Alphys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnfk1rLUAAA1Dna.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfjiCEUsAAuLPr.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnffk7EUAAEsH_c.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnffS4sUEAAF3Eu.png:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnetCelUMAEfE4X.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnZMO1XUsAEIS6s.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnZG-mdVUAEvc2i.png:orig
>Tem
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnecg50UEAAcfjS.jpg:orig
>Burgerpants
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnbKm9sUkAAJM0l.jpg:orig
>Grillyby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CieODYpVAAA34Gx.jpg:orig
>CORE monsters
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnfpsc0UsAAxu1X.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfgP5XUAAA1F5B.jpg:orig
>Alphys and MTT
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfexQQVUAAahEK.png:orig
>Grillby and Muffet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnQDsAoUMAAUz2-.jpg:orig
>Fishlizard
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfjAriUsAAfJzm.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnffuBjVUAAmHEG.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnfhoCfVUAAVAQp.jpg:orig
>Grillgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnhSgDAVIAA5e-_.jpg:orig
>Kingdings
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cng6wUTUsAE2rE4.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cng2NoCUMAA9cgD.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnfng7JUIAEmMr6.jpg:orig
>>148684001
Someone actually saved my shitty cat drawing.
With the original file name.....
should I feel honored?
Help me /utg/how do I stop wanting to disappear
>>148684117
>telling people to not respond to a shit poster
>posting edited art
You're just as shitty
I wonder if catfucker would cheat on his cat.
>>148684510
I would if the new art of my favorite wasn't all edge shit
>>148684664
>>148684271
>editing an image is as bad as raping animals
sure thing famm
>>148684510
That Temmie is awesome, thanks anon!
>>148684693
Who? Sans? because I only have like one edgy picture in there
>>148684510
>Burgerpants x Chara
oh no...
>>148684693
asriel?
>>148684668
His cat cheats on him with other cats all the time.
He's a literal cuck
>>148684820
Asriel. All of the new stuff is edgeriel.
>>148683657
you wouldn't have this problem if you stopped hurting animals, but them's the breaks
>>148683920
Well, there's plenty of evidence of it being harmful in western society, which frowns upon the practice
As for whether or not it's still harmful in a society that doesn't frown upon it, as in, the trauma is inherent from the act or if it's just a result of society telling you that you've been "abused" or "exploited", I don't and probably can't actually know
Generally the distinction hasn't been important to me, since regardless of the actual cause the result is the same
To get to the point, I don't know enough and aren't able to know enough to be able to say one way or another
>>148683981
>I've seen it but you're so steadfast that it doesn't matter
Explain
>>148684668Cats aren't monogamous anyway, there's no such thing as cheating on one :^)))))))
>>148684882Not only is he neutered but he's also an indoor cat, no he doesn't
>>148684945
But I don't hurt animals
>>148684693
Here's a consolation goat boy.
He is cute. I want to hug and protect him.
>>148684641
By doing things that make you happy, if you dont have any then start trying things till you find it.
I incorporated lifting into my routine of "go to work / come home / play vidya" and im honestly pretty content atm.Thank you muscleanon for making me start lifting, wherever you may be.
>they are still responding
>>148684929
>open links
>all edgegoat no shota
>sigh
>save a few anyways cause im a slut
i know that feel
>>148684882
Im sure he is.
>>148684983
Shut up cuck, i bet you mastrubate while your cat is cucking you with another cat.
>>148684984
>implication that ability to protect shotagotebro
woa! lookat tough guy up down all around here.
not even realize, how powerful shotagotebro is, he strength of could kill ten 9/11 in one hit if wanted to. thus, allways fighting evil threat, to worldpeace and cummylove for all his ones that love him uncodnitionally and fulfill his every whim (all people of world).
shotagotebro, he protect YOU! if you try to fight for him... youll just get goregut, and not in a cummy way... please... please give up fool! for youresafe of own self!
>>148683683
i hope we get comfy goat fics again if we live long enough to see another winter
>>148684983
>Explain.
You like to fuck cats, that's what every conversation with you boils down to. I don't care if you do it, it's just so boring to see the same convos. Just switch it up sometimes yeah? Make it funny you know?
>>148684510
>these kingdings pics
hoo boy
>>148684510
Any art of my favorite (except for lewds) never fails to make me happy. It's a shame that there's not as much of them as other more popular characters.
Thank you for continuing to provide us with art!
>>148685251
You forget that goat that is not in edgegoat form is a weakling crybaby. A feather duster could kill him again.
>>148685251
i hate you so much
>>148685290But I do switch it upYou just don't know it's me because I'm not talking about fucking cats
The stupidest shit sticks to my head and loops it in there for hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXEgf_QNKFII AM BELIEVE IN SOMETHINGSOMETHING BELIEVE IN ME
>>148685251
no I can't laugh now
>>148685269
Me too, me too...
>>148684929
Hopefully these might help?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CneGBHmXgAAKCTU.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnhP7GPVMAAwGsB.jpg:orig
https://66.media.tumblr.com/51eb890a685c9da11a49d7813ca19f8d/tumblr_o9qephkd8G1ubocixo1_1280.png
https://67.media.tumblr.com/4fd860164dcd8b43659aa620e9f84d2f/tumblr_oaedw5nSYA1v9k5r9o1_1280.jpg
https://67.media.tumblr.com/b1db34a663e0f4d1d42da3d4bd010f74/tumblr_oaeck9XW8O1s6lysro1_1280.jpg
>>148685370
What character?
>>148685306
I never pretended to be anything but trash in regards to that ship
>Sister is sitting in her room with her laptop and calls me over for something
>She ends up calling me the b word
>I lean over her and jokingly pretend like I'm going to strangle her like I have been for the past few days in an attempt to get her to stop calling me names and generally being mean to me
>She's laughing and pushing back
>I lean in too hard and accidentally crack her laptop screen
>Now she gets away with guilting me and calling me more names and being mean to me because I messed up and accidentally cracked her screen
Oh boy...
>>148685404
>You forget that goat that is not in edgegoat form is a weakling crybaby
>implying
>>148684510
Do you have a source on those edgegoats?
>>148685553
Don't be a little bitch
>>148685251
then explain this picture
>>148685553
She wants the D
>>148685251
I love you. Say more things. Sexualize me, anon!
>>148685468
Nononono I'm talking about when you are talking about cats, I know you post about Undertale too. Like the one time you made everyone guess what dick you wanted and everyone thought it was the goats or the robots that shit was funny, do that more.
>>148685652
Yeah
https://twitter.com/midi_illust1202/media
>>148685653
What do I do?
>>148685754
Ah
That, I can doBut not too oftenThen it'd just get repetitive and not fun as people'd be expecting me
>>148685626
this
it's canon that he's fucking ripped
>>148685784
Thank you.
>>148685626
That's a weakling baby wearing a foam muscle goat suit! He is weak, the weak should fear the determined.
>>148685528
thank you anon
>>148685528
>What character?
Nah. I don't want it to come off as a thinly veiled attempt to get you to go search for more.You've done that for me before. Thank you.
Besides, art of them is not super rare. There is more than enough to keep me satisfied.
>>148685881
Right, right of course. Thanks for hearing me out little buddy.
>>148685912
This looks like the literal embodiment of this >>148685251 idiots shitposting
>>148685912
If Asriel wanted there to be more of him to hug he would just eat a bunch and get fat.
>>148685553
take a video for when she fucks you
>>148686074
great, now somebody's gonna post IT.
>>148685912
I really can't decide if this is funny or terrifying.
Remember the dlc, where Gaster is the skelebro father and they get to meet their grandfather, who steals Mettaton from the anons?
>>148686140
why not both?
>>148686069
Hey, he's not an idiot! His ramblings are a treasure to this general, don't be mean to him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1rkwDx7W90
>>148686035
im gonna guess temmie. am i right?
>>148685269
jeez i hope so
i want more comfy happy goat
>>148686182
DELETE THIS
>>148686182
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148686245
No, although I do like Temmie a lot as well. Good guess.
>>148686182
WOSH YOU
>>148686464
bird that carries you over gap
>>148686464
well tell us and we can all post what we have of them for you
>>148686464
Tell me and I can at least glance around a bit. Is it Undyne, Napstablook, or Toriel?
>>148686595
Nailed it.
Kidding.
>>148686752
>>148686756
Please forget I even said anything. This is the exact opposite of what I wanted. There is no need.
so /utg/ what are you eating
>>148687002
But now you're making it a challenge! Muffet maybe?
>>148687034
I had a hamburger
>>148687034
nothing..i got water but im not drinking it at the moment.
>>148687002
anon if you dont tell me who its is im gonna lose my mind
>>148687034
doritos
>>148687034
French onion soup motherfucker
>>148687034
I've stopped eating as a protest to how terrible everything is
>>148687164
Fuckin. Fine. Muffet.
>>148687086
Correct.
>>148687034
i made some fettuccine and fried it up with turkey bacon and some cheese
>>148684510
good new lizards are rare, so it's always a nice feeling to see some
>>148687290
huh, come to think of it i havent seen a lot of her lately
>>148687034
chili over rice
>>148687034
A burger with some flavored water
>>148687290
I hope some of these are new for you
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cngq80hXYAAMvMh.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnSrCrAUkAEIxJ7.jpg:orig
https://67.media.tumblr.com/c2cc34a3c70c3999e7d185336f95755f/tumblr_oaa8ptB1CG1ubocixo1_1280.png
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>>148687034
I had Wendy's. Two double cheeseburger, a fry and some water from home.
>>148687686
Yes they are. Thank you.
But you didn't have to. Why. Thank you. Don't.
>>148687034
I had paella.
I want to erase my memory of undertale so I can experience it all again.
>>148688215
I want to erase my memory of undertale so I can never be dragged into this fucking timesink.
>>148687034
hamburger and fries with a glass of milk
>>148687034
Deep fried ham sandwich.
>>148687034
>All these unhealthy people eating burgers
I'm eatingnothing.
daily
>>148688301
I want to be sexually abused before getting killed.
>>148688563
It's Amerifat hours, my love.
Why make food when there's fresh blooms on your burger tree.
What alignment is each characterfag?
>>148689180
everyone in this thread is chaotic evil
What if you could punch someone over the internet?
Would you pummel me until I was bruised all over and I'd have full brain damage? I could never speak again and I'd have to eat all my food through a straw. I'd probably not remember much from my past life and would just mostly sleep.
>>148689252
i'd just kill you by snapping your neck so you'd die instantly and not derive any sick sexual pleasure from it
>>148684510
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cng1kL3UsAAidzz.jpg:orig
Holy hell this sans and baby gaster blaster is cute
>>148689252
The world would be a far worse place.
>>148689252
If punching someone over the internet was possible, then that'd mean giving handjobs over the internet is possible too
And if that were the case, then I'd jerk you off over the internet
>>148689490
i hate this place
>>148689252A lot of anons would be dead.
>>148684510
>no Toriel
>>148689559
If that was possible, you'd jerk people off over the internet too
>>148689693
have this one
>>148689712
im straight
>>148689825
It's not gay if it's over the internet
>>148689380
Sounds okay, I'd take it.
Though I entertain the thoughts of suffering a lot it's not because of anything sexual.I just deserve to suffer and for some reason the world is being really easy on me. That just doesn't seem fair, and fair is important to me. Why should I have anything nice when people clearly better than me don't have it either?
Electric Cloud Rhino!
>>148689890
but.. youre still touching them and.. never mind
>>148689490
This is so sweet.
I'd jerk you off, anon.
>>148689490
Handjob isn't gonna kill or hurt me unless you're super bad at it. That not gonna help the situation.
really late nice because i was stockpilling more nicepants
>>148689825
cyoot
>>148690038
I said it's not gay
Just pretend it's a girl's dick
>>148690093
Let's be honest, we'd both give and recieve a lot of handjobs to a lot of people
And internet circlejerks would turn into literal circlejerks
>>148690247
dicks aside i probably wouldnt do anything with a girl over the internet either desu, just weirds me out
In the 10 months since Undertale's release Toby has worked on:
>a bugfix patch
>some homosuck music
>some YIIK music
>a linux port (in beta)
Taking requests.
I'll probably only do 1 or 2.
Which characterfag is the biggest bitch?
The worst?
The most delusional?
>>148690460
Cute character of your choice.
>>148690412
toby is a shitty lazy dog
what a surprise
>>148690480
(You)
(You)
(You)
>>148690460
nacarat jester meeting a new monster
>>148690480
I'm all 3
Maybe not 1 but it's not like anyone cares so
>>148690460
Muffet being the cutie she is.
>>148690480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII&feature=youtu.be&t=16s
>>148690480
(You)
(You)
(You)
>>148690480
i'm the most delusional because i ship that's not canon at all
>listening to crusader chants while trying to write comfy
>tfw getting stuck after the initial scene
I have no direction for the story. Also writing Frisk genderless is pretty difficult. Nothing sounds right.
>>148690863
What kind of story are you writing?
>>148690780
>>148690770
>>148690539
No fun allowed
>>148691258
I was going to try some comfy summer slice of life with the goats and frisk. The starting scene is asriel and frisk playing tennis. Not sure if I should drop everything and try something with more structure or not
>>148691405
Which goats? I assume not Asgore, so Asriel and Toriel? Kid Asriel?
>>148684510
>What about you guys? Hopefully some of this art can make you feel at least a little bit of joyI'm collaborating with Rodog on a ToriGorey lewd comic, if that counts.
>>148691504
I hadn't decided yet if I was going to include Asgore or not. I failed writefagging before I even started.
Also older Asriel, because young asriel cannot into comfy as well as older asriel
>>148690863
>>148691405
I'm down to help if you need it, I used to write a bunch
>>148691909
I suppose that counts
>>148692051
My problem seems to story structure. How do you go about setting up a story to tell?
>>148692012
The world needs more comfy with Asgore imo but idk if you like him or not. Maybe I should get off my ass and write something at some point
>>148692307
What I do usually is if I'm stuck, make a greentext of what I want to happen, whether that be quotes, plot points, jokes, whatever. If you make a bare bones outline, it makes it so much easier to connect the dots and make it fluffy.
If you can't do that, put it aside for a while, get some food, watch some melee at EVO, and pick at it later.
If you want my steam or whatever so I can proofread or help or whatever, just say so
flowey
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy/Undertale crossover fucking when?
>>148690596
>>148692467
Oh, I didn't consider writing a preliminary greentext story. I used to do greentext stories all the time. Thanks for the offer to help proofread, but I'd be way too embarrassed. As long as I stay an anon writefag, I feel like I can make mistakes and it not be too big of a problem, so long as I improve
As soon as I slap a name to myself, even for a moment, I feel a fuckload of pressure to do so well and it just fucks me up.
you call that a hug? this is a hug
>>148692528
there he is
>>148692719
ahaha excellent work
>>148692794
I jumped into the writefag bizz with name on. It's nothing to be embarrassed about, it's how you get better.
>>148692881oh, howdy!
>>148692880
this is a hug
>>148692307
same as the other anon i usually use >greentext arrows, writing down stuff and going back to add more. my writing ends up being very sloppy and unserious, as long as i can understand what i mean since it's incredibly barebones it is fine.
just remember that you can't fix something until it's written down. So even writing something poorly, you can reflect on it/find ways to word things better.
I need a hug right now please
>>148693106
>>148693106
>>148692880
>>148693192
Oh god I want to fuck it
post canon
>>148693037
do you think flowey is short or would he be tall enough to hug?
>>148689180
>Lawful Good
Woshufags
>Neutral good
Momfags
>Chaotic good
Papyrusfags
>Lawful neutral
Fishfags / lizardfags
>True neutral
Sansfags
>Choatic netural
Dadfags
>Lawful evil
Robotfags
>Netural evil
Asrielfags
>Chaotic evil
Charafags
>>148693192
>>148693228
Harder. I want to feel safe and loved and like you'll never leave me alone.
anyone have those pictures of manny pardo shooting undertale characters. i need them.
>>148693247
Don't fuck that.
>>148693332
>>148693247
cant blame you, im sure it would feel awesome fucking a Sans plushie
>>148692719
oh wow that's really cute, desu!I would buy that shirt tbqh
Hi utg
>>148693560
Wazzup
Fresh mettacest
>>148693323
>chaotic neutral
I'll take it
>>148693560
Hey Geek
>>148692880
>>148693106
Hug.
>>148693323What about Muffetfags?
>>148693415
Harder anon, I can't feel it yet. I can't feel anything
>>148693560
Help me
>>148693560
Hello Geek, how's it going?
>>148693560i love you
>>148693560
Good evening, Geek. How are you doing?
>>148693106
hoog
Hey /utg/!
I'm up for 5 requests tonightCause 4 is too little and 6 is too muchand plus I'm tired
So the next 5 requests get doodles!
l i f e i s u n f a i r . . .
>>148693728
Me as a cute and kind prince being worshiped by /utg/
>>148693290
my headcanon says flowey is smol and portable
>>148693332
>>148693728
Goat Frisk riding on Asgores horns
>>148693323
>Papyrusfags
Chaotic good
>Charafags
Chaotic Evil
Yes anon, thank you for finally coming out with a accurate scale
>>148693728
asriel flailing around in a pool like a dork because he cant swim, even though he has those floaty wing things on
>>148693728
Riverperson ascended to godhood.
>>148693415
>>148693793
why can't I feel it
Why can't I feel anything
>>148693765i'm losing faith
>>148693728
The goat family trying human food for the first time
Do any of you guys happen to know a good FFX playthrough?
need some background noise and that game's caught my interest
>>148693919Are you a certain yellow flower?
>>148693323
>lawful good Woshuafags
>Chaotic FILTH
EVERYONE ELSE
>>148694054
I am a human
>>148694086
Truth.
REAL FISH HOURS
SPEAR THAT MUTHAFUCKIN LIKE BUTTON IF U UP
>>148693624
Yooooooo
How are you anon?
>>148693629
Hiya, whatcha up tooo?
>>148693649
What can I do?
>>148693660
Going ok, Trying to shamelessly get in on the pokemon go cash grab trends.
Yourself?
>>148693691
Love yo too
>>148693692
Hello anon, doing pretty good, just drawin stuff how are you?
>>148693728
Sans and Pap hanging on their couchh
>>148694343
I'm doing alright. I got the mystery vinyl figure of the fallout packs that I wanted. Are you on a team?
>>148694343
Make me feel loved
>>148694336
im gonna spear somethin and it aint the like button
>>148694343
Doing pretty good
>>148694028https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5A8BC158E436E7D1 if you want comfy background nose and people making fun of the game / being silly and not a super informative lets play
>>148694343
>Hiya, whatcha up tooo?
Playing an old RPG while listening to music
>>148693692
>sans smoking
Papyrus would have a fucking fit
>>148694575
But skeletons don't have lungs
>>148694556
What's the implication, there?
good night
The Undertale Soundtrack has turned into the last song you heard and only the last song you heard
how fucked are you?
>>148694839
I mean I like this song but I don't think it fits the mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwB-iVAfnMo
>>148694749
what im sayin is, im going tofuckthatfish
>>148694839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj0OLaNLF4s
Well
I want topick upSans'sock.
>>148694839
Welp at least its a song I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mwzn-MQHvI
>>148694989
Remember when anon picked up his sock? What a legendary moment in /utg/ history.
>>148694839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
HUGEHUGS
>>148695213
Oh yeah I do remember. That guy was a heo, truly someone to look up to.
>>148694839
>want you gone siivagunner editionTODOKETE
Will /utg/ survive to Christmas?
>>148695331
We need more anons like him, maybe then we wouldn't be looked down upon.
>>148694448
Want a hug? I love you plantonically anon <3
>>148694441
Oh neato.
Yeah, Mystic
>>148694557
Good to hear :3
>>148694569
What's the RPG?
>>148694575
Thank you. I hate that people think sans would smoke...It doesnt fit his character
>>148695487
probably, though it'll be lucky to get one thread every other day at the rate things are going
>>148694839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA
a massive improvement
>>148695552
>What's the RPG?
Baldur's Gate
>>148694940
I'm still not following you, here.
>>148695487
not at this rate
>>148695508
Indeed. I'll start by picking up my own socks!
...naybe tomorrow.
>>148695653
why isn't she wearing pants
>>148695773
Do it now anon! Be the man Papyrus wants you to be!
>>148695552
>it doesn't fit his character
There's a lot of things that people do with Sans that doesn't fit his character
>>148695825
>Anon doesn't wear panties under his armor
>>148695653
listen pal its real simple, i want to put my reproductive organ in and around her many orifices
>>148694569
ayy, thanks dadfriend
>>148695885
IM DOING IT!
Tomorrow i'll put more socks on the floor and pick those up. Then I'll feel accomplished.
>>148696026
What kind of orifices are we talking about here? For that matter, what kind of orifices does she even HAVE, given the whole fish anatomy thing?
>>148641125
I don't know any korean, but the internet knows all. Starting from the top down,
*당신 은
>You
*모두 에게
>everyone/all (to/for)
*자비 를
*베풀었다.
>showed/gave mercy/charity.
There's multiple ways you can rewrite that, so here's my take.Yes, the korean was written backwards in the original.
>>148696195
You gotta start somewhere, some day you'll be picking up socks all over the world!
>>148690680
Sorry if I got some details wrong, not really a spiderfag
>>148696216
i operate on the assumption that because she's upright and more woman than fish that she has the classic three hole combo
>>148696412
Her top eye needs to be vertical, other than that it's really cute
>>148696412
Oh, wow! It's very good. Thank you!
>>148696412
>muffet's laughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6j4ZClZIyY
>>148693323
Why are asrielfags neutral evil?
>>148695552
I don't know why I can't feel any happier when you say that, but I know it's what I need. It's like a hunger that I can't ever fill. Please, just do something
Friendly reminder that certain characters in this game were created for you to dislike and were created unsympathetic on purpose and there is nothing wrong with hating a character who did bad things and to not let other people guilt trip you into pretending to like them.
>>148696981
Like Frisk?
Fuck Frisk
>>148696981
yeah fuck papyrus
>>148696981
Yeah that's why I don't like Toriel
>>148696981
Fuck Papyrus! Stupid fucking attention whore
>>148696981
Yeah, I think Asriel deserves to be forever alone.
>>148695552
Yeah, blue team!
>>148696981
Papyrus is an idiot slut!!!
>>148696981
finally! someone else understands that Papyrus is retarded
I was gone all day, did anything fun happen?
For years I've been leeching off of fandoms. I'd like to become a content fag, where do I start?
I have absolutely no training in anything
>>148697447
Lighten up, Sans.
>>148697447
YES!!!
>>148697447
What? Stop trying to make me pretend to like papyrus you stupid fucking hugbox faggot. Maybe you should just go back to Tumblr? I speak for all of us when we say we're fucking tired of papyrus shit
>>148697447shh its okay, i was merely pretending
>tfw flirting with a skeleton
>tfw fabled "blue attack"
>tfw getting outsmarted by someone with no brain
>tfw the drums kick in
>tfw Papyrus realizes he doesn't have ears
>tfw the violins kick in
>tfw "absolutely normal attack"
Papyrus' fight is the best fight, a true roller coaster ride of emotions from beginning to end.
>>148695603
Oh never heard of it.. hope you're enjoying it though.
>>148695886
Yeah thats very true, but thats just one of my peeves
>>148696795
All I can say it that things will get better anon, we're here for you
>>148697327
wooo
>>148697610
Then help me. I don't know what I need, but I need it badly.
>>148697610
Yeah! Blue team is best team!
>>148697467
I've tried both before deciding I suck but I think writefagging was easier
>>148697610
>Oh never heard of it.
triggeredbut nah its pretty old (1998) so that's not weird
>>148697447
I'm going to bully Papyrus for being such an idiot!
>>148697601
I don't know about that, he doesn't even have a good head on his shoulders.
>>148697084
>>148697209
>>148697330
>>148697357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrToYXfo02o
sans
http://www.strawpoll.me/10765638
Important ect
>>148694839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
this has bad implications
Jesus fucking Christ, avocado tastes disgusting,.
>>148697830
>Flowey and Papyrus have the same voice
NO
>>148697786
How would you suggest starting off as a writefag?
Also I have no problems doing work to get good at whatever I wind up doing. I could use a challenge in my day to day life.
>>148697689
But I dont know how :<
>>148697770
YEEEE
Hopefully it will actually matter what team your on at some point
>>148697786
Ahh
Yeah, i wasnt into rpg's then, not even pokemon
>>148697790
I'll bully you for bullying him.
>>148698006
I don't know either
What blogs or whatever else still reblog all the ut art so i know im not missing anything and the booru is obviously never getting updated.
>>148697934
Yes, especially when youre stupid enough to try and cook it.
>>148697786
>>148697610
MINSC AND BOO STAND READY. BUTT KICKING FOR GOODNESS! GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES YEAAAAAARGH!!
important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10765652
>>148698006
Maybe. We'll have to see in the future what Nintendo decides to do with it.
>>148697970
Well the one time I wrote a story it was pretty much about some hang ups I had with the actual game and some unresolved feelings I had for the characters (I imagine that this is a big reason why there were so many save fics at first) so if you still have things that bother you that might be a good place to start. Beyond that just write what you want, you're a momfag I guess so you could write some comfy stuff with here.
>>148698201
Jan Jansen > Minsc desu
Which anon would you bully until they cry?
>>148698182
you're better off just following people on twitter
>>148697601
Sans' dog is the true terror of the underground.
>negates Papyrus' special attack by stealing its cornerbone
>stole Toriel's phone and absorbed the artifact
>able to freely travel to the ruins and back
>potentially the universe's canon creator
>can be modified into a bomb
Glad we never have to fight him.
>>148697820
Why can't I shove a pie into Papyrus' mouth while he still has a head and heal him? I want to date his kissable face and then carry him through the entire underground while he tells me everything there is to know.
>>148698326
Bad taste desu.
>>148698370
crateanon
>>148698573
I really like Minsc but Jan is my favorite character
>>148698326
Hmm I don't really have any loose ends. I'm pretty content with how things wound up being.
>>148698589Why Anon? ;_;
>>148698470
Healing items probably can't heal a monster that's just about to die
Otherwise Sans would have just filled his inventory with bisicles to give himself 16 extra hits
>>148698637
Oh well. Can't win them all I guess. I mean, miniature giant space hamsters though.
What's /utg/ listening to today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g13lkU92QQQ
>>148698470
do you think a skeleton that doens't have a body can give a blowjob>>148698589
>>148698370
CrateAnon, Sansposter and Twitter dadfag. They're the only ones left besides Uncle Goatfucker but he's nuts.
>>148679725
So /utg/, after finally getting to know them and trust them as a person, you finally tell your favorite about your crippling depression and your suicidal thoughts.
>Who are they?
>How do they react?
>>148698786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MTNQweQ4w4
>>148698882
He tentatively asks if he's allowed to kill me to take my soul.
(I'd say yes desu)
>>148698882
>Sans
>"Welcome to the club, buddy."
>>148698867
I can't believe the floweyfags got a divorce
>>148698786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY2KzjVNoKY
this shit is bomb and definitely toriel approved
monster crusades WHEN?
>>148698786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikutCJd13cM
>>148698786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYKRPzOi1zI
>>148698786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdJcrNda84
>>148698767
Boo is pretty cool
>>148698647
No unresolved feelings huh? Well in that case I guess you could just do comfy or maybe alternate scenarios.
>>148698882
>Asgore
We bond over it and maybe plan a duel suicide if things get too bad
>>148699007
Wait what?
>>148698470
>sans' dog
>implying anyone can own or control the annoying dog
he's literally the creator god of the world
>>148698882
>sans
>im actually pretty happy with my life desu
>>148698304
Yeah, i heard they are in the code for the app, so its a matter of time.
>>148699019
Why aren't we allowed to crusade anymore but Muslims are still allowed to Jihad?
>>148698882
>Asriel
>It reminds him of the last person he got close to and how they killed themselves
>He breaks down and can't handle it, but he tries to console me through his sobs
>I kill myself anyway because I can't deal with what I just did
>>148698882
become big emotional messes together and then go watch anime to help not think about it
>>148699324
But you'd just make it even worse on him. Two best friends he just lost and he'll blame himself.
>>148699271
Because we became "civilized"I'm sorry but if being civilized means letting other cultures meme all over us, then I'd rather go back to the days of honor and glory and kill those I disagree withDEUSVULT
>>148698786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnEkboR86h0
>>148698882
I mean sometimes I think about what it would be like to kill myself and think about how people would react and if they'd be sorry for all the times they were mean to me, but I don't think I'd ever actually do it. That doesn't count as suicidal thoughts, right?
>>148698882
>Alphys
>Probably loses a little bit of hope and becomes more depressed herself, yet, finds more purpose in life to have someone else to share her experience with and try to make it through life
>>148699396
Oh yeah you're right. nvm I'll kill him and THEN kill myself
probably in his sleep to spare him any pain
>images in the archive are broken
>booru update never
fuck me
>>148699123
Boo is amazing!
>>148699534
Are you serious about it?
Yes? Then see>>148698984
No? You're like everyone else. No need to feel weird
Quick Toby has updated the game and decided to add a new character and chosen you to design him!
What kind of monster are they?
What do they do in pacifist?
What do they do in genocide?
What's their pacifist music?
What's their genocide music?
What connections do they have to the other characters, if any?
>>148699665
Okay
Bend over
>>148698786
Between the Buried and Toriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1H7P7UK7ko
Me on the left
>>148699263
Awesome, I guess that will be something interesting to see.
>>148698882
what is crippling depression and suicidal thoughts?
>P-Please...please don't leave me alone, anon!
>Every time I try to make a friend they don't want to talk to me anymore and they leave me
>You (hic) won't be like them, right...?
>You won't abandon me like everyone else, right?
How do you react?
>>148699751
hey
that's not really nice
>>148699945
Leave immediately, I've had shitty manipulative friends pull this shit on me before and they've all been fucking awful people.
>>148699945
*Ditch
>>148699747
>it's another dog monster
>he fights you
>he fights you and then dies
>variation of dogsong
>deeper version of that variation of dogsong
>he's doggo's little brother that doggo doesn't really like but still hangs out with cuz his mom told him he has to
>>148700035
Awful how?
>>148699945
Hug
>>148699945
I can only deal with one fundamentally broken person at a time and unlike Asriel he won't turn into a flower in a few hours so i'm gonna have to go grab Frisk to handle this shit.
>>148700015
YOU FUCKING ASKED
That's it, no condom
>>148700217
Who's your other fundamentally broken person? Are you taking good care of him?
>>148699872
>Depression
Waking up every day wishing you didn't. Crying at least once in the morning (usually before you leave for work), once in the bathroom, and possibly once when you get home. Usually accompanied by not being able to enjoy amazing things like being in Munich during Oktoberfest and wishing you were home. Drinking heavy amount on the weekends to where you keep going hoping you'll die 1 night while popping anti-depressant pills. All while putting on a fake persona PRAYING nobody ever finds out so you don't get sent to the psych ward for the second time2015 was a fucking terrible year for me. God bless 2016
>Suicidal thoughts
As the name implies, wanting to kill yourself and actually making plans for it as well as being serious
>>148700287
I meant another character I would be helping instead if Undertale was real
>>148700281
that wasn't me
and i have a boyfriend, i can't do this to him
>>148700378
So you're fine with it?
I hope your boyfriend's into cucking.
>>148700378
hey check it out everyone, anon's boyfriend is about to get cucked!
>>148700378
Are you a girl or a boy?
>>148700461
hey
no
don't
>>148700495
aaaaaaaaaaa
>>148700530
boy
>>148700078
trying to stop me from having other friends, always needing to know my business, never allowing me to do anything by myself, throwing tantrums and crying if I told them I wanted to be by myself on my days off, showing up at my doorstep without fucking calling ahead of time and crying when I told them to leave, just being a needy fuckhead in general
what videogames would your favorite like
>>148700619
i hate these peopleunless theyre cute desu
taking drawing requests I guess
>>148698786
https://youtu.be/smXYGhJRQ5w
This is the one true sprite of Gaster. Heretics can go fuck themselves.
>>148700646
>Alphys
Typical JRPG-/v/-weeb shit. Has definitely played many classic games like Doom, Castlevnia, Silent Hill 2, and so on.
>>148700846
Um, may I please have a Temmie on top of sans head?
>>148700646
>drowning vehicle crews
>burning dozens of men with flamethrowers
>indiscriminate artillery barrages
>white phosphorous and other horrible weapons
>refugee murderCharawould probably like this game
>>148700846
can you please draw nicepants?
>>148700646
Harvest Moon, Stardew Valley andMorenatsu.
>>148700846
sans in a freestyle dance competition
>>148700846
Asgore carrying Goat Frisk around
>>148700846
Asgore being cute
>>148700646
I really couldn't tell what she'd like. I would have to convince her to try the platter, but maybe 4X Strategy.
>>148700619
I worry that I'd be like that if I ever had friends.
>>148701120
give him a boner befit a prince
>>148700619
>tfw really needy and clingy and afraid to have friends because I'd be like that
hello
>>148699945
Tell him to shove off because I've been in this abusiveboyfriendrodeo before.
>>148701441
>>148701332
It takes a certain kind of terrible person to be capable of being like that. Unless either of you are fundamentally shitty people, you'll come off as annoying or creepy at worst, not abusive and manipulative.
>>148701426
stop trying to ruin broba.
>>148699945
ultimate bepis
>>148701332
>>148701441
there's a difference between being kinda needy and insecure vs. basing your entire goddamn identity on your relationship with another person and exploding when the other person has their own life beyond that relationship
>>148701694
this desu
>>148700646
cooking mama and maybe the sims
>>148700646
Anything lowkey and relaxing, probably puzzle games and the like.
>>148701534I've never really been told that I'm a bad person but I really worry about coming off as annoying or creepy but I'm just too clingy and needy. I worry that I already bother the couple of internet friends I have with this, but whenever I don't get a response for a while I panic and worry that they'll never want to talk to me again if I don't try to initiate a conversation, which I'm really bad at.
>>148693728
Draw skeleanon rattling his bones
>>148701612
I love this stupid precious baby
>>148701803
Glorious! Thanks Broba!
>>148701282
>>148701771
BROTHERS
>>148701446
thank you broba, you're awesome
>>148701865You're fine dear. From what it sounds like you're just worried about losing them. Keep it cool and remember that if they're willing to talk to you in the first place when you randomly message them that they still like you.
Just organize a few games or something if you're concerned. The only thing that's probably coming across as clingy is random messages without a conversation behind them.
>>148701875
Ok is skeleanon a specific person or is it the embodiment of just any skelefag?
>>148701580YEAH DON'T TOUCH ME
>>148701865
Do you guilt trip them about it when they don't respond? Do you accuse them of intentionally avoiding you or outright disliking you? Do you get huffy and passive aggressive when they finally DO have time to respond to you?
If not, I wouldn't worry too much about it, you're just insecure, and that's easier to work on than being a manipulative, hateful cunt.
Would you anons rather a bad writefag or a bad drawfag?
>>148702098
Np anon
>>148702203
>>148702296
I'm already a bad drawfag so there
>>148702296
both
even if it's bad, everyone can learn and get better, be it drawing or writing
>>148702046
Stick with us and we'll pave through.
>>148702296
Depends on the kind of bad.
Good ideas but clumsy drawfag skills are charming, entertaining, and sometimes cute. Can't really say as much for writefags.
Bad ideas are somehow funnier in written form to me.
>>148700646
>flowey
unironically civilization v
>>148702296
Good artist that is willing to draw my favorite from time to time = good writer that writes about my favorite > bad writefag that writes about my favorite > bad artist that is willing to draw my favorite from time to time > good writer that doesn't write about my favorite > don't give a shit > Bad writer that doesn't write about my favorite = good artist that isn't willing to draw my favorite
>>148702554
what's wrong with civ 5
and why wouldn't he just go full on EU4 or CK2
>>148702046
BROTHER!
>>148693927
Toriel's face looks like a bad reaction image sorry
>>148702046
Brothers you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxOfqxp64c
>>148702670
The symbol on her shirt looks angry too
kek
>>148702614
i was thinking about that
EU4, VickyII and CK2 are better than CiV
>>148702187
It's a skeleton Anon!
>>148702670
I love that Toriel
>>148702670
I want to eat pizza with Asgore!
>>148702813
Yeah that totally clears it up.
>>148702736F O R B O D E N
O
R
B
O
D
E
N
>>148702296
Either can be funny if you don't take yourself seriously with it.
>>148700646
anime jrpgs shit
visual novels
puzzle games
>>148702670
Thanks Broba your amazing
>>148694343
Just for you because I'm in a good mood
>>148698647
Write off of things you liked in the game.
You liked the relationship of Alphyne? Write that shit.
You into battles? Write that shit.
Or you could just take requests and say "Fair warning, I'm new."
Also, as a bit of advice, just take up traditional drawing and take requests that way. I wish I poured as much time I spent writing into drawing. But that's just me
>>148702605
This seems kinda selfish! I hope you have lots of faves to counterbalance all this.
>>148702939
>anime shit
>visual novels
>puzzle games
I want to angrily rant about Zero Time Dilemma with Alphys
>>148700646
>Asgore
Stuff like Stardew or Harvest Moon
>>148700646
Rhythm games, maybe strategy games
I can only see him as a casual gamer.
>>148700913
One day, I'm gonna be a prince
>>148702502
I'm drunk and just ran through a bad part of town to get here. We're good.
>>148702685
>>148702625
I dont get these MGS memes
>>148703190
It depends really
If an artist draws cute stuff even if I don't care about the characters like Pumpkin does its fine but i'm not going to save it, on the other hand if the artist gets pissy or is rude about it when you ask them to draw something you like, like drwavern did when some people asked him if he could draw Asgore then i'm going to dislike them.
My favorites for the record are Sans, Papyrus, Alphys and Asgore so that's a pretty large group
>>148703314
pffffffft sure you are bud
>>148698882
There is this image that would be perfect to post but I don't have it on my phone.
It was Alphys and Sans discovering the other was depressed and deciding to watch anime.
>>148703589
I will! You just watch!
>>148703689
you are not even a boy
how can you be a prince
>>148702935
It's pretty hard to not take myself seriously. Because dam
I just tried drawing Asriel and it fucking sucks
Give me things to drawand not post because I'm awful.
>>148703787
What? Yes I am!
>>148703840
burgerpants
>>148703840
Two straight lines
>>148703689
now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called new home
>>148703278
This is awesome, thank you very much!
>>148703840
draw a cute peepee
>>148703924
check out this nerd! its a girl who wants to be a prince! what a loser!
>>148703621
Anyone got sauce on this?
>>148703924
no you're not
you're not even a girl
>>148703997
nice
>>148703840
I'll post my shitty drawing if you post yours
>>148704068
What?! No, I'm a real boy! I've been one my entire life! And I will be a prince, you'll see!
>>148704160
its never gonna happen dork, just give it up.
Remember at the end of James and the Giant peach where James let's the children of New York eat the peach that was inside the ocean, bashed around, and was subjected to extreme temperatures? Wouldn't that peach be really, really awful tasting after that?
>>148701282
God I love this picture
>>148702046
Yo!
>>148704241
Yes it will! I'll be a cute and kind prince and everyone will love me and I'll love them!
>>148704289
Clearly New Yorkers have low standards in food
sleepy dream time
>>148704387
night anon
>>148704345
no one loves you though and thats how its gonna stay. matter of fact im gonna become a prince before you.
>>148704379
Looks that way. Wouldn't they get sick from it though?
>>148704387
sleepy sleep.
>>148704326
HEYO.
>>148704289
It's a """""magic""""" peach
>>148704502
""""""""""magic""""""""""
>>148704478
Well...maybe not right now, but one day they will! I'll have a lot of subjects, and /utg/ can all live in my kingdom, and they'll love me! And I'll love them right back!
>>148703621
this one?
>>148703840
global thermonuclear war and the geopolitics of the coming world war
and maybe monsters or something idk
>>148704660
I don't want to live there andI will only like you, never love you
>>148702605
this is impressively thorough
>>148704691
That's basically how I met my girlfriend
>>148704456
I wish I could snuggle up to someone's chest and have them hold me like that
>>148704660
yeah well, my kingdom will have free butterscotch candies for everyone so ha
>>148704779
I try
>>148704753
>>148704867
why are you bullying this young prince?
>>148704502
They're constantly sick
>>148704813its not as nice as it sounds desu.
>>148704813
you'll find someone, anon
we all do at the end
>>148704660
>>148704867
My kingdom will provide everyone in it with one non-spayed/neutered cat/dog of their choice, and vet care is free
>>148704326
Flymom! How goes it, dude? And thanks about the picture.
>>148703387
Safe and sound. Open arms
>>148704950
cuz thats actually a girl and girls cant be princes and i just want to be one too man
>>148705083not him but..I'm good! what you up to?
>>148705119
But I'm really not a girl! Why don't you believe me?
Stop RPing in the thread you niggers
>>148705323
*raises paws* Ok!!! I'll stop iffffffff you rub my tummy!! >:3
>>148705269
i believe you man, i was just jealous. you can be my prince as long as you dont want me to do any gay shit.
>>148703105
It's beyond perfect, thank you
>>148705373
aw, that's nice
i have plenty of new nicepants images but i need to stitch them together and stuff
aaaa
thanks for the nicepants, tho
>>148705231
Listening to music and kinda reading the Unofficial Elder Scrolls RPG core rule book. Wanting to play it sometime.
>>148705531
Aww, it's okay anon...as your new prince, my first order is for you to have a great day or night. Do something that makes you happy!
>>148704359
This is lewd, but thank you!
I fucking love this cover, especially since I've been been on an Opeth bringe lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfHiqTiBGHI
can somebody lend me $8000
>>148705765
i dont think i was cut out for the role anyhow, but i will go sleep by your decree for happiness. goodnight sir anon.
>>148703968
I'm feeling confident about this one.
>>148704038
I have done every lewd /utg/ has given me.I can't even say I'm pure anymore.
Fresh outta the shower
>>148705994
Yes
>>148706056
That's nice. I need to take one but I'm too lazy
>>148706056
What a cute skellcan i lewd him?
>>148706153
>too lazy to get naked and stand in warm water
the hell is wrong with you
showers feel nice too
>>148706056
I haven't showered in three days.
>>148706020
Watch out Pumpkin.
>>148706290
I know but I don't wanna get uuupppp
To help me fall asleep, I listen to Dark Side of the Moon. It always helps. What does /utg/ fall asleep to?
>>148706240
You can't lewd him, he just showered and you'll dirty him up too soon.
How do I draw penises? I don't really want to draw people, I just want to draw penises. I don't have a tablet.
>>148706408
the great sound of silence
>>148706408
the sound of my fan
>>148706487
Go to any high school, check the desks.
>>148706408
I usually listen to ASMR, either roleplay stuff or Cherry Crush's ear eating. Sometimes I listen to lewd audios from GWA
>>148706408
Silent Hill songs (the chill ones, not the metal on metal ear rape ones)
>>148706408
Silence, though I'd rather it be raining while I'm trying to sleep.
>>148706408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyGqV_PkfGo
Sometimes this on lowish volume.
>>148706408
The heartbeat of the gote.but I'm always already asleep when I get to hear it.
>>148706591
>cherry crush's ear eating
What the fuck did I just listen to
>>148706408
Garden Of Words OST
>>148706408
I fell asleep to Mr. Plinkett's Star Wars prequel reviews every day for like 5 straight months
also this insane man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zam12Ae1-68
>>148706456
>smoking pap
>sans with stars in his eyes
I cant lewd skell but we can do that bullshit to him? What kind of messed up general are running here?
Thats itim gonna do it
>>148706710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXQqKxprypI
it makes my head feel good
>>148706642
I love a comfortable rain but it never rains in my area. It's ether a severe thunderstorm or nothing.
>>148706824
Mike Stoklasa does have a good voice to pass out to.
>>148706842
you better not
>>148706651
>>148706824
>>148706881
Good shit
>>148706924
:3
Every time you refuse i will do it more.
>>148706408
ASMR videos
I've also got a fan and sound machine running next to my bed
I can't stand sleeping in dead silence
>>148706842
keep it in the /y/ thread where it belongs
>>148706908
damn straight, I adore Half in the Bag but even Mike's loud cussing and shouts are somehow soothing to me, I end up falling asleep even if I want to watch the video
>>148706408
I dont really fall asleep to music, but this is very comfy and soothing if that's your thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I
>>148705679
Sounds chill.
>>148707037
i will bust you up kid, leave that poor boy alone
>>148707112
as much as I love that song, I find it far more depressing than soothing
>>148707064
Dont worry i'll keep it blue board friendly
>>148707138
No
>>148706863
I want to punch her in the jaw.
Another thing that knocks me out is when people watching tv in the next room. I fall asleep faster than anything.
>>148707168
Everything from Simon and Garfunkel can be interpreted as "depressing". I just like to think of it as melancholic and mellow. Kind of like watching from fresh snow from an apartment window on a cold day, a few close friends over at house, just smoking cigarettes and talking about their woes. Being close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKlSVNxLB-A
>>148706408
I like falling asleep to a lot of DVD menus.
One of the new Star Trek movies comes to mind, the menu screen plays USS Enterprise background noises. Top comfy.
I have to poop again
>>148707296
YOU MADWOMAN HE SHOULDNT BE SUBJECTED TO THIS
>>148707353
*are watching
>>148707418
go do it then
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
>>148707296
Geek's gone lewd.
>>148707430
But maybe he likes it..
>>148701096
I know it's a bit late but OP messed up the previous thread
Here is the actual previous thread.
>>148595601
>>148700846
Can you draw me? I need a new profile pic.
>>148707586
>>148707659
Wooooo
>>148707807
oh youre nuts, you couldve just said so
Fun fact the last thread was cursed so people can't link to it.
Consider it broken
>>148639471
>>148700846
A cute Pap
>>148707919
Didnt you know?
>>148707659
they've done ecto dick porn and have a weird fetish oc anon
>>148708027
Geek, are you feeling as rad as you usually are?
>>148708027
youre right, all girls are insane so i shouldve guessed
>>148708120
Oh, is their oc a dragon looking thing?
What if the anon who wants to be a prince becomes Griffith? Who will be his Guts?
>check twitter
>quad-amputee sans lewds
but why
>>148708367
I will.Who is Guts?
>>148708124
Aww you think i'm rad,
I'm feeling something. I think i'm sleepy
>>148708134
Yo got that right.
Also
Very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10766151
>>148708552
Draw Asriel so I can self-insert and pretend that I'm a cute young boy who is loved and gets drawn a lot
Goodnight, hopefully hangover won't bite me tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W773ZPJhcVwThis song speaks to me on a spiritual level, specially since I hope to look for America in the near future.
Also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BakWVXHSug
>>148708552
>asriel is on there
Gee wonder who's gonna win.
Shit, where did my item button go
>>148708738
Thats why allowed for multiple votes, i figured it would help the chances and be more fair.. guess that didnt work
I shipBroba x Geek
>>148708707
Goodnight, brother.
>>148707816
Not the anon who requested it, but that's real cute.
Do you have a drawing tablet?
>>148708707
Goodnight! Sleep well!
>>148708879
I shipDrawfag X Pumpkin
>>148708879
Broba put your name back on.
>>148708879
>tfw Iused to have a whole lot of anons/namefags to ship
>tfw I used to post long lists ofall the anon and namefag ships
>tfw there are so few left that I can't do that anymore
It hurts, anon
>captcha has a storefront picture with the letters "OTP"
>>148708552
Do a lewd adult Fem Frisk X adult Asriel
haven't seen that much of that yet
also don't make it self-inserty
>>148709037
Because some people here pushed them away and ruined it for the rest of us
>>148709037
they left because of you
how's your saturday going fags
>>148709037
Who even is left? Aren't all the anons dead and like only 5 or 6 known drawfags still come here.
>>148709113
I know
I miss them
>>148709158
>implying I ever did anything but appreciate the *fags
>>148709202
frick pls go
>>148709105
>don't make it to self inserty
I dont self insert with frisk.. besides i already did a frisk lewd.. these are solo images though.. like a pin up in a sense
>>148709334
bye frick!
>>148709202
kinda ok
>>148709334
Wait, come back!
>>148709275
It was nice while it lasted. I'll always remember them.
>>148709202
my new AC blows out the hot water heaters pilot light so my room gets full of gas if I don't leave the doors open. Hooray for garage living.
Aside from that it's a good night so far.
>>148709308
I didn't mean you self inserting yourself I meant anons and stuff, sorry if I wasn't clear about it
I'm tired so I'm not going to make sense probably
Again sorry
>>148709571
>tfw the heyday of /utg/ is over
I wonder what the next great experience will lead me to.
>>148709556
>>148709313
>both posts deleted at the exact same time
>>148709798
Oh ok
no that's alright i misunderstood.
>>148709238
I'm gonna crackship the soriel shitposter with yugioh dadposter
>>148709963
dont do that to him anon he just wants to play his card game
Who do you think will leave next?
>>148701116
last request for today I feel too shit to continue
>>148708910
thanks and yeah I do , I just want to finish this
sketchbook
>>148709202
hi frick , its sunday here
Well , it's been fun lewding skells and memeing out but I'm getting sleepy.. so i'm off to bed.
Good night everyone, enjoy yourselves while im away.
>>148710243
pumpkin
Howdy. I've been away for a bit. How is everyone?
I think I'll hit the sack too. I'll do more requests tomorrow morning.Gnite!
>>148709525
fine im here
>>148710260
hi cb
>>148710264
I'll go ahead and take your place in lewding the skell.
What spicey skell greenpost are we gonna cook up tonight, boys?
>>148710243
Collage Anon said they were losing motivation I think they are a safe bet.
>>148707816
>Goat Frisk
This cute is going to give me a heart attack one day.
No regrets.
>>148710418
Pretty good
Kind of tired but still good
>>148710264
Goodnight Geek!
>>148710440
Alright! How are you Frick?
Any undertale-related dreams lately /utg/?Recently had one where I'm trudging through a swampy area, littered with white boulders. At the end of the swap is a cliffy area with a giant Asgore statue. I contemplate the statue as part of a spiritual cleansing.
>>148710671
I had a dream abouthotdogging Fukuin the middle of my living room.
>>148710671
i had a dream where i walked next to sans for about fifteen seconds, it was pretty cool
>>148710671
No. I wish...
>>148710671
this morning I dreamt I was sans taking a nap and papyrus shoved his fingers in my eyesockets and nasal cavity like my skull was a bowling ball and dragged me out to go grocery shopping
we bought nothing but freeze pops
>>148710621
bored and too lazy to do anything to alleviate the boredom
>>148711003
>papyrus shoved his fingers in my eyesockets and nasal cavity like my skull was a bowling ball
someone needs to draw this
Howdy guys. Taking some short writing requests.
I might be a little rusty lol
>>148710671
the last undertale dream i had was about chara and gaster trying to kill me
i'm happy it won't happen again
i bet falling asleep in someones lap is really comfy...
i'll never get to experience it though...
>>148710560
Good to hear. Look what Geek gave me for my birthday.
>>148711212
Sick blog.
>>148711131
We're not being Doogled, are we? I'm too scared to believe.
>>148711131
you and croc leaving
>>148711036
Ah, sorry to hear that, frick.
>>148711131
It's Doogle! Welcome back!
Um, could you write a short toreygorey dinner fluff story?
>>148711314
You can have this picture that Dworven only shared with me as proof maybe?
>>148711318
Same
>>148711131
An intense board game between Sans, Undyne, Papyrus, and Frisk.
>>148711131
impersonating a dead man isnt funny dude
>>148711131
We brought the Doogle back to life lads! We did it!
>>148711456
I'm beyond alive, famalam
>>148711534
Howdy
>>148711131
can you do nicepants on a date?
are you really back, doogle?
how are you doing?
>gosh i miss namefags
>namefags come back to blogpost and shit up the thread
>>148711569
How have you been, Doogle?
>>148711426
Good enough proof to risk getting my heart broken, welcome back Doogle!
>>148711569
>that date
I've been here too long
>>148711702
so how was your day anon?
>>148711702
That's me
>>148711735
Been doing alright, same old same old.
>>148711762
Holy shit anon, when you sent that to me I was dying it was too cute. Nice to see you again.
>>148711702
do you think if I wish hard enough, people will bring back overly detailed, multi-post greentexting
>>148711821
That's good to hear, it's good to have you back.
>>148711383
>>148711430
>>148711572
Doing these, will most likely post them within 24 hours
>>148711941
It's good to be back. Gave it about two weeks and realized I didn't like being a fandom leech. Plus, we need more writefags here
>>148712107
nice
thanks, doogle
and it's nice to see you're back
>>148712107
Awesome! Thanks Doogle!I don't know why but I feel cozier knowing you are back.
>>148712107
C R O C J R
R
O
C
J
R
>>148712252
No problem at all. And I forgot to say that I'm doing well, thanks for asking.
>>148712273
Same, honestly
>>148712395
Senior actually, I started before him.
>>148712395
he said he was gonna do it and he did it
>>148712480
yeah but croc has graduated high school
>>148712528
barely
>>148710671
The monsters escaping the Underground only to pop out to a German city getting wiped out by Soviet forces.
It was not a fun dream.
>>148712107
Very good then! It will be nice having you back with us! I can't wait to see the stuff you come up with.
>contentfags who died are now back
whats next, the irc channel coming back to life?
>>148712663
yes
and you're the one who's gonna do it
>>148712642
Oh wow so that's what 25 FPS looks like
Man, I'm glad the eye can't see more than 30, it would be way too much detail.
>>148712642
>00:99:99
>>148712747
do frick etc still go on irc?
>>148711131
Y-You're back...!I love you so much I'm so happy
>>148712852
i havent been on irc since tacitly quit it
>>148712814
I'd watch it.
>>148712852
idk
never got to go there
>>148712663
Toby updating the game with more hints about Gaster!
Adding new content with new characters!
Lots of oldfags coming back!
A resurgence of interest, fresh blood, new artists/writers, new theories and ideas!
Lots of fighting when newbies don't understand things everyone already discussed to death months ago!
>>148712897
Why did Tacitly quit the IRC?
>>148713046
Frick
im gonna make an undertale mod
ill call it
sans tale
basically it'll have no content
>>148713085
Did something specific happen?
>>148713034
we can only hope this will happen and /utg/ will have another christmas
>>148713116
id play that
>>148713046
Didn't like the community split with all the Discords and the IRC was slowly losing people and getting slower overall.
>>148713116
sign me up
>>148713132
its a meme
tac got pissed that a bunch of people went to discord and irc basically died to he quit the fandom
Hey guys, what League of Legends champion would Asriel play?Ezreal!
>>148713412
>caring what platform people gather on
???
Gonna head to bed I think, goodnight /utg/, I love you!
>>148712954
im in the irc and it seems like a pretty chill place even if it's dying
>>148713457
fuck if i know
>>148713592
Shut up nerd. Once you leave all of the stupid known anons will be gone.
Goat
Adults
>>148713592
bye
>>148713603
oh
that's kinda sad
>>148713814
>>148713814
im gonna fuck that goat
ayy
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>>148713772
don't bully him
>>148714107
got you
>>148714168
He deserves it for being a stupid meme like the rest of them.
>>148714107
Can do
>>148714107
I always think that image is something NSFW when I see the thumbnail
>>148713592
Goodnight lad.
>>148714367
Get out of here already you loser.
>>148714367
Don't worry lad, when you're here, You're always Winner!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCW1QaOH1Y8
Cratestration when?
>>148714725
man kid that's really....edgy.
but I see your point, it certainly cuts pretty deep
>>148714649
18 wheels of thunder?!? I think we found Sans truck!
>>148714107
cute demon child
>>148714725
What
Why
Welcome to die!
>>148715167
Gotta kill that image limit
>>148715501
Take it out!
KILL!
KILL IT!
FINISHER!!