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Elder Thread >>148531810
link to wrasslin, if its still goin on
Cumtears confirmed eternal jabroni
First for coup in Turkey
>>148570218
https://www.twitch tv/serstinger
it's only just started
is it possible to do borderless fullscreen with an older enb binary, like 108?
>>148570218
twitch.tv serstinger
?th for deep yet useless thoughts
>>148570243
>tfw we are witnessing the fucking end of the world
https://mega.nz/#!RgoHhTxY!2xVioBnebsBqfeVHUtNwXnfFyemxHh2WZD-oBLNbNuY
Added Mip Maps
>>148570562
Redguards, amirite?
>>148570243
Any Turks in here? Stay safe bros.
>>148570573
>https://mega.nz/#!RgoHhTxY!2xVioBnebsBqfeVHUtNwXnfFyemxHh2WZD-oBLNbNuY
Thanks senpai, did you see Synn in action?
>>148570703
ya i did, it was alright.
>>148570512
Gotta train your banana mate
Just woke up, who won so far?
>>148570976
kebab
Is it true that you need a good rig and waifu to make friends around here?
>>148571219
no, just dont be a shitter
>>148571219
or you could do art
>>148571291
Is that why tesg stalks and harasses several posters via death threats, email spam and the like?
>>148570970
Montage time
>>148571298
don't laugh just yet. might cause another refugee crisis
>>148570976
You did.
>>148571424
That's just bants to check how much of a pussy you are. It's a rite of passage.
>>148571582
>bants when i do it, shitposting when you do it
>>148571575
Was there lots of screaming, squishing sounds and peeling back of layers?
>>148571736
Nah, pretty even. The fight before yours was murder though.
>>148571736
Stop posting that dress
>>148571496
>refugees
>mfw across the Atlantic ocean
How the fuck do I steal faces to use with racemenu? I'm trying to nab one of the faces from the bijin wives mod but for the life of me I can't figure this shit out. I tried using alternate actors but it just turned my head into a tomato.
>>148571219
Look around and tell me about all of the regulars here that are on toasters with ugly characters.
>>148571736
the fuck is going on with your textures
>>148571992
As long as you can meet 720p, you can use a good enb for screenshotting. At that point, your rig is no excuse.
>>148571582
Oh fuck off and get banned. Sending people death threats is delusional.
So did mama Ilx win anything?
>>148572147
A 3 v 1, yeah.
>>148571952
put the facegeom and facetint files of the head you want into the Data\SKSE\Plugins\CharGen folder. then go into racemenu in game, go to the Sculpt tab, and import the head mesh. be sure to make a mask around the neckseam area and that your character weight is matches the head so no gaps or seams occur in the process
>>148572124
Yeah but it's BANTZ
See i called it bantz cuz im cool
bantz haha BANTZ""""""""""""""""BANTS"""""""""""
>>148572147
Yeah. Luckily Kaarina was there to get the choke out
What happens if I install a skin texture for a body I don't have? Does it do nothing or will I get shit tons of distortion?
>>148572495
When will horkers be banned from tesgw?
>>148572251
Where do I find these files? Do I have to use the creation kit?
>>148572572
Put your name back on, Triple-Zix.
Good luck snek.
>>148572664
look in the Bijin mods folders. The CK is in no way involved.
is there a mesh out there for the top of the vampire vanilla robes, I feel like creating a mashup for /tesg/
>>148572676
>Triple-Zix.
oh man, if only you knewthat's not me, though, I don't waifu shame.
>countnigger
At least he isn't in the thread anymore.
>>148573120
and once again more evidence tripfriends are beyond less toxic than shit cancer anons
>>148573250
Give me a reason for hating him. Go ahead, he has literally done nothing offensive or wrong to anybody here from what I've seen.
>>148573345
Yeah, when they want to be toxic they just drop the name/avatar
Bunch of pussies
Maybe next time ; /
>>148573368
Whatever niko
Sorry if I let anyone down, tried my best.Atleast I got 1 win under my belt
>>148573478
Have a melon
>>148573523
>EVERYONE IS THE SAME
Oh I look forward to another 700 posts of this now.
>>148573527
That's one more than me :)
>>148573527
got a lot more than that under your belt
>>148573478
You lost that quickly?
>>148573472
yep
which is why we need an ID system in VG
it will stop avatarfags from backstabbing and shitposting and create a healthier circlejerk
/team lick the tip/
Don't you guys find it suspicious that Cumtears hasn't said anything about his /tesgw/ match? It's also strange that a coup in Turkey is happening at the same day that he's supposed to come back home.
Oh shit, could it be?
>>148573692
But I already shitpost
>>148573692
I would welcome this notion.
>>148571424
Literally never happened.
>>148573692
Fuck off. People like you and Yarti are killing this place.
>>148573669
Yarti won, Snakestone lost.Tonight they both win.
>>148573918
>Pity sex and victory sex
wew
>>148573986
>>148573918
She's just gonna be checking for injuries
>>148573787
he finally did it. the madman!
>>148573692
I never liked IDs.
But, then, I guess I don't post on any boards that use them, so w/e.
>>148574186
wat
>>148574181
>oh gosh, you have some /swelling/ here, i'll kiss it to make it all better
>>148574301
Look at the pus coming out of it. This wound is infected!
>>148574186
Wut
Newfag to /tesg/ here
How do you guys decide the 'rules' for each playthrough? I wanna do a more rpg-y character this time, but I don't really know the guidelines, if that makes sense
>>148572950
>148572950
so nothing huh
>>148574186
Boo hoo nigger.
>>148574221
You don't use /pol/?
How can my waifu get her own waifu, like ra?
SWORDS AND STORIES.
>>148574301
This looks like a fracture to me. Lets put it somewhere warm and tight to keep pressure on it.
Good, now hold still. I'll set the bone.
>>148574796
find a lonely neckbeard, much like yourself. tell him that your waifus are now a thing and post pictures of yourself together.
Boom, you've done it.
>>148574796
Start shipping your character with another tesg character. Spam it endlessly.
>>148574626
>You don't use /pol/?
No, I'm not quite that autistic.
>>148574512
I don't really. I just started Oblivion again for the first time in many years, and at first I wanted a dark elf but they look so stupid (so does anyone else) that I decided to make a redguard waifu instead. And surprisingly, for a completely vanilla Oblivion, she turned out cute-ish. Anyhow, so I wanted to try stealth archer.
Turns out stealth sucks in Oblivion.tfw you lose at Mario Party
>>148574796
By getting a friend that likes your waifu.
>Nadene
>>148574301
>>148574387
>>148574868
Guys what the hell is going on
Is there a mod that changes the "unsheathed" animation of spells? The hunched over look is awful, especially when moving.
>>148575004
Even then it won't mean anything unless both creators agree to it.
>>148575129
You tell us Snek.
>>148575184
Yeah, I'm sure snake is just ecstatic about being included
>>148575070
How do I get a friend?
>>148574835
I wish to make an applaud gif.
Well done you two.
>>148575129
Medical procedures.
I've never done a bashed patch before. Am I supposed to add ANY mod that adds new items?
>>148574512
think of your character. decide the rules from there. what would your character do? a basic example is if you're a total wizard then you wouldn't use any weapons or use any lockpicks. of course you'd probably want a mod that lets you use magic in some way to unlock things, but you get the idea. If you're roleplaying a total barbarian, you might think that scrolls and potions are for faggots, so you just swing your weapon and shout things to death. these are just examples for basic archetypes, but you can get more complex from there. just always ask yourself what would your character do?
that's the problem with Skyrim. out of all the games it's the one that promotes the jack of all trades playstyle the most, hence it makes it inherently harder to roleplay. I mean, there's only one way to open locks for christ's sake.
>>148574796
Either have a nice waifu and someone likes it, or you just pick someone random and constantly spam your "ship" until people accept it.
>>148574928
Where does this meme come from? Just because I'm lonely doesn't mean I'm a neckbeard.
>>148574512
It's easier if you figure out your character's personality first. That is, after all, the basis of roleplaying.
Once you do that, it's pretty straight-forward. Do things they would do. Don't do things they wouldn't do. This means you'll probably end up doing things that are sub-optimal. That's what makes it fun.
For example, Mistel's a thief and a treasure hunter. She considers herself to be the whole noble thief, Robin Hood kind of person. In reality, she sometimes lets her greed get the better of her and does something immoral for treasure, even if it has negative consequences down the line.
She also refuses to drink Thalmor blood, and only drinks Altmer blood in general if absolutely necessary. It makes playing a vampire more interesting.
Also pick a play style and stick to it. Don't level smithing if your character wouldn't know how/wouldn't care how to smith. Same for enchanting and alchemy.
A mod like Honed Metal helps with this, since you can ask NPCs to enchant, recharge, craft, or improve gear for you.
>>148575441
Most of the time, the mods will already be tagged with the Relev and Delev tags they need for the patched leveled list to be generated. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
YLFA STRONK
>>148575582
If you're asking how to create your own OTP, you're a neckbeard.
>>148575674
This
>>148575674
No, it means I want valor within the threads.
>>148575273
Actually both paties agreed on this pairing after alot of talk. We thought the pairing was cute and decided to go with it.
>>148575648
Ylfa is a fucking beast.
>>148575637
I have like 7 armor packs and none of them showed up automatically. I don't think they affect NPCs though, is that the real issue with the leveled lists?
>>148575765
Okay, neckbeard.
>>148575778
parties^
damn my typos
>>148575674
So are Peri and Yarti neckbeards?
>>148575906
Peri is one 100%
>>148575810
If the armors don't show up in loot, on NPCs, or in shops, then they won't be in the leveled lists anyway. You're fine.
Why does White Hair look terrible?
>>148575906
Stop trying to fool me with your cleverly worded trickery, neckbeard. I will not remove your title until you prove otherwise.
>>148570573
Wtf happened to Synn's face?
>>148575906
Of course. Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but they are not big breasted nymphomaniac female elves in real life.
>>148575906
Of course.
>>148575834
Post your waifu.
>>148575674
Theres nothing gay about two dudes rping their otp and getting eachother hard. Its 2016 man.
>Wrassle isn't saving the thread from shitposting
All hope is gone for this place
>there will never be a spiritual successor to Morrowind
>>148576006
Are we talking pure white hair, or white hair that looks grey?
>>148576306
I agree, if two bros wanna make each other feel good and have a loving, intimate relationship there's nothing weird or gay about it.
People need to get with the times.
>>148576040
NOOOOOOO!!!!! LIES, THIS IS A LIE! IT'S NOT TRUEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>148576361
Because people are still obsessed with shitting on Clones or Niko Ra or Bee or Yarti or Cumtears or whoever
>>148576040
s-shut up ;_;
>>148576409
Pure white, but I don't like grey either.
>>148576421
it's alright, anon. i am in fact a girl with horns irl
>>148576014
Im not a neckbeard for wanting a companion.
>>148576361
If you really dislike this place that much, then why stay here and whine?
>>148568131
Oh wow anon, i can't root for my senpai?
>>148576498
Its a difficult hair color to work with, you need the right lighting.
>>148576498
Its a huge hit or miss with them, I think it depends on your ENB and lighting to make white hair look good.
>>148576006
Because base hair textures tend to have a blonde hue to them.
>>148576748
What do you suggest?
>>148576674
I want to improve the place but I really don't know how to stop the shitposting. Need to talk about wrassle more I guess.
>>148576828
Im the wrong person to ask, I dont use white hair. When you see a person who is, and has white hair the way you like it ask them what ENB and lighting mods they use, and any suggestions.
Sorry I can't be more helpful anon.
>>148576468
If we had proper moderation so avatarfags like those would be banned, people wouldn't be able to shit on them.
>>148577040
Thanks anyway, I appreciate it. I'll just have a look around.
After maxing hand to hand, ive determined that this isn't a very fun way to play. Sure I can kill things, but it takes a very very long time.
>>148577089
>Proper moderation is banning people who behave and act civilized
>Improper would be to allow for shitposters to loudly screech like chimpanzees, flinging poop at anyone who crosses their mind whilst sending death treats and constantly harassing someone over a fucking character in a game.
>>148576836
You can't improve the quality of a place with no consequences that's also open to the public.
What you -could- do is gather up your friends and the inner-circle of regulars, and start threads on one of the other chans, like double-chan. They would be a bit slower but the quality would be much better if that's what you want.
>>148577209
Yes.
Fix a problem by addressing the cause, not the symptoms.
>>148576836
Well I want to shitpost, because that's more fun than watching these people jerk each other off, using the thread like its MSN.
>>148577330
>Behaving like a decent human being is now a disease
???
>>148577420
like seriously
fuck of to tumblr
>>148577420
Same.
>>148577420
You have to be 18+ to post here
>>148577209
If this is your viewpoint, why not join a forum instead? They have strict rules against all of our "screeching".
>>148577547
You really dont do a good job senpai
>>148577502
>it's okay when I do it!
you're cute.
>>148577091
You have to desaturate the color from the hair textures to get proper white.
>>148577596
I'm 20.
>>148577524
No.
>>148577596
says the guy that can't stand NSFW
fuck off and suck the new janitor's dick
>>148577640
Excuse me, I do a fantastic job, you just don't know it's me.
I'm like the dark knight of shitposting.
>>148577805
>being 20 and acting like your 14
wew lass
>>148577805
Then go back to high school until your mental age catches up with you
>>148576816
>>148577678
Yeah, I can see that. I'm not sure if I can see it because it's real in my mind, but I sorta see it. But it doesn't look full, if that makes sense. Like, when you have black hair it looks like on nice thick mess of hair and one solid thing, but with the light colours, even blonde, you can sort of see the gaps if that makes sense.
>>148577805
I meant the avatarfags
>>148577628
>Other generals can manage without harassment of the regulars
>/tesg/ resorts to death threats, spamming and stalking.
Or maybe it's you who should fuck off.
>telling other people to grow up while posting in a videogame board yourself
>>148577962
So again, go to Bethesda forums, where such behavior is against the rules.
>>148575472
>>148575637
Thanks lads, I think I have a personality in mind. Might actually kill some precious vacation-time now
>try to talk about the game
>everyone ignores your post to talk about shitposters and avatar faggots
Nice general.
>>148577962
No, this is still 4chan, an anonymous image board. What you want is a forum or another general. In either case its not here.
Lot of people in here need to re-evaluate their lives. Holy shit.
>>148578235
>precious
>he actually works or goes to school
lol
>>148577962
Other generals also have shitposters, doing the same shitposting. This place ain't special
>>148577202
You ever beat up someone?
Yeah, it takes a while to do it to death
>>148578257
That's the way its been for 3 years.
Start talking about the game or leave.
>>148578257
*Everyone
You mean the shitposters who constantly harass people here and then yell "haha bantz xd"? And by harass I mean the actual type, not just replying "Kill self" to posts here.
>>148578257
It happens from time to time, Im sorry if I missed you trying to talk about the game. What post was it?
>>148571736
>>148571912
okay who is who here
>>148578284
I like TES and the lore, along with the modding capabilities. I can't, however, fit in here socially or get a good pc.
What am I supposed to do?
>>148577819
We always know when its you. You have cumtears syndrome. Its extremely obvious when you post.
>>148578606
You can talk about the game without posting screenshots. Just don't act like an ass and you'll fit in just fine.
>>148578625
Well when you run through the list of all posters when you reply to me, you're bound to get one right sometime.
It would be easier to tell me who I'm not.
>>148577819
I appreciate your posts, Morrowindfag.
>>148578606
Plenty of mod discussion goes on around here. I'm always up for it.
>All this shitposting
>>148577819
except I always know it's you recluse jesus christ man
like every time you think you're being funny or clever or hiding behind someone else's face but your words are just as autistic as your fucking voice I mean christ
>Go to this thread for the first time ever
>Post question that's probably regarded as being pretty dumb/basic
>Get three good, polite and useful responses
>Everyone else talks about how cancerous this thread is
>>148578925
Alright, that's one name.
Who's next on the list?
>>148578896
I want tolook up Mistel's skirt as she ascends the stairs!
>>148578978
Iktf. /tesg/ is honestly pretty ready to help unless it's completely retarded bullshit like where to find mods.
>>148579018
I want to get a whiff of Mistel's ass!
>>148579084
Well I try to help but I don't really know much.
>>148578897
If you hate us so much, you can go to /v/ and discuss WRASSLIN offtopic garbage there.
>>148578978
>People keep saying the regulars post offensive shit
>See them post nothing but help and kind comments, occasionally bantzing with one another.
I fail to see the issue.
>>148579318
>it's bantz when I like it, offensive shit when I don't.
>>148578978
>le meta complaints to make me look cool
Why is the count not banned yet?
>>148579365
"Fuck off and kill yourself you stupid cancerous asshole" to someone helping with a mod sure as fucking hell isn't banter, retard.
>>148579084
Honestly a lot of the "WAHHH YOU GUYS ARE MEAN FUCK YOU" bullshit comes from people asking questions, then not getting the answer they wanted. Or getting told to read the OP. But, y'know. Idiots will be idiots.
>>148579117
same
>>148579018
>>148579158
S-Stop
>>148579365
It's pretty obvious when a comment is genuinely malicious, unless you're a basement dweller who's never had a friend before. Very little of what typically goes on here between regulars (both waifufags and anonymous posters) is malicious.
>>148579478
Oh just fuck off neckbeard.
>>148579560
Does Mistel like girls?
any conversion guide? i don't want to cbbe
>>148579560
>unless you're a basement dweller who's never had a friend before
Haha bantz, am i right?
Man, I love bantz, bantz are so clever and not passive agressive at all!
Bantz man, I love bantz!!
BANTZ!
Was a good show, congrats to all the winners and better luck next time to those who lost, you all did very well.
>>148579450
>look cool
I'm an anonymous poster on a malaysian weaving-website in a thread dedicated to a 5 year old RPG fantasy game
It's a bit too late to look cool senpai
Time to tell us of your adventures, or if you have none going on, tell us of adventures you are planning to go on.
>>148579721
There's more than just skyrim.
I HELPED!
I'M A HELPER!Seriously, though, that part made me super happy.
>>148579829
I'm planing on looking for more artifacts, butholy fuck this drive is so old and keeps crahsing, just let me play video games jesus christ.
>Natalia vs Ilx, Kaarina, and Synn
8/10 - Good to see Kaarina finally triumph and Cumtears get bodied
>Jo and Veit vs Basil and Nordguard
7/10 - Fun seeing Jo be dominant
>Ayy vs Erin
7/10 - RIP Erin's spine
>Melissa vs Ermalda vs Lenore vs Lilim (Ladder)
6/10 - Ermalda was totally sandbagging it
>Maxeen vs Raezay
5/10 - Bit of a skewed matchup
>Count vs Snakestone vs Watermelon vs Augustus (Steel Cage)
7/10 - Love to see the Melon win
>Yarti vs Kathniel
8/10 - Kathniel gets POUNDED as expected
>Ylfa w/ Galena vs Nadene
8/10 - Bit of back and forth but Ylfa is just too good
>Bohan vs. Buffscale
10/10 - Thank you Ser Knight
>Tony vs. Heceril
10/10 - Heceril's salty tears were delicious
>Bonapart vs. Thurindir
10/10 - Bonapart's style is ridiculous
>Vahl vs. Brimcon
8/10 - Tight match but Vahl survives
>the fatal four way
7/10 - Ended too soon but again, it's good to see Vahl survive
Great job Brave and Meara
>>148579717
Seconded. I had a lot of fun. Now I'm wondering if I should play Vigilant chapter 3 or try to salvage my four year old waifu.
>>148580084
autism
>>148579829
I have celebrations to attend to tonight.
>>148579889
TEAMWORK RULES
>>148580163
anon pls stop.
>>148579889
You're a damn cheater is what you are!
>>148580084
I had a feeling the Melon was gonna win, iv seen Novajams videos. Poor guy does most of the fighting.
>>148580119
What waifu are you trying to salvage?
>>148579829
Thankfully my last adventure paid well with that dwemer sword, but with mouths to feed I think im due for an adventure soon.
>>148580251
TEAMWORK!
>>148580340
That's a funny way of saying "Good Manager," anon!
>>148580084
I'm still stunned that Vahl pulled it off.
>>148580340
TEAMWORK IS NOT CHEATING
>>148580453
TEAMWORK!
So now that the regulars are finished their off topic circle jerk, who fought the best?
>>148579672
She has friends who are girls, so yeah.
>>148579707
>passive aggressive
I said exactly what I meant. If you want to interpret it in a way that fuels your shitposts, go right ahead. I can't stop you.
>>148579829
I just came back from Elsweyr. Still haven't decided what I'm gonna do next.
>>148580084
>My match the lowest
That's impossible. I was in it.
Y'know what, I'm gonna rate your ratings.
>>148580352
One I made four years ago with a bunch of old mods. I still have them.
>>148580510
Is the title going to be his last huzzah regardless of if he wins or not?
>>148580641
screenshot of her?
>>148580367
>>148580163
Stop.
>>148580084
Don't forget the 10/10 rating for Brave's "ooooh nooos"
>>148580639
Thanks, Senpai! Sleep well!
Rate my daughteru please.I'm terrible at sliders, does it look decent enough? I think she's cute.
>>148570573
Synn follower?
>>148580453
Celebration pictures when?they better be lewd
>>148580621
>I said exactly what I meant.
Oh, so it wasn't bantz.
Thanks for confirming what we've been saying already.
>>148580706
m8 that shit looks like a goddamn monkey, not even trolling
>>148580654
I can't decide whether that'll be it, for him to go out on a high note, or whether to let him stick around until someone takes the belt off him.
>>148580706
That's... Pretty bad, anon. Get an ENB for starters.
>>148580693
I don't know if I still have the one or two I took. They were on toaster graphics, so even if I had them, I wouldn't post. Let me see if I can get her ingame now. A lot of the reason I put her to the side is that Orchid reminds me a lot of her + I think she's cuter than my attempt. Maybe I can do better than I did then with modern racemenu.
>>148580706
pedo.10
>>148580812
Who's gonna be fighting next week?
>>148580694
Did you get your radeon card yet?
>>148580851
>ENB fixes the shape of a character
What is actually wrong with it?
>>148580884
Synn a cute.
>>148580706
>Sky Children
Stop using shit mods, use an ENB and make a normal Face first. Its virtually impossible to create a child face if you have no experience on the matter.
>>148580717
Not going to be released
>>148581017
>What is actually wrong with it?
Everything.
>>148580884
>>148581041
That's too bad. I'd like to have her in my game.
>>148581017
I didn't say it'd fix the shape. But it'd certainly help.
Anyway, the jawline looks like it's too sharp, so it's making a really strong shadow, which looks bad.
The nose looks deformed. Nostrils are way too high relative to the septum. Upper lip is far too thin.
Other than that, the proportions are just all wrong. Go look up an artist's reference for children's facial proportions.
>>148579117
fuck off, janitor
>help i cut off my arm with a chainsaw!
>lol just get an enb that'll fix it
The cuck janitor is at it again deleting random posts
>>148581392
>mommy i said cuck again
>>148581392
Not random.
>>148581339
>Lol the entire general hates me!
>just get a new rig that'll fix it
>>148580861
With dedication you can do it, don't try to aim to make your waifu "better" than another. Make your waifu the way you want to make her, and be happy with the results. I believe in you, im sure you'll do great.
>>148581450
Stop fucking shitposting, followerfag.
>>148581565
Yeah. Orchid's great. I don't want my waifu to be her. She's already in my game so there's no need for that! I'm going for a more asian look if I can get it. If I can get somewhere between the soft features and pale skin clones has and Orchid, I think I'll be happy.
>>148581636
I told you anon, isn't he cancer?
>>148581636
Not.
Random.
/tesg/, let's talk about my favorite thing: loot.
Find anything good lately? Got the scoop on the location of some good shit?
I think MLU and the museum will be the death of me.
>>148580694
What mod is that armor from?
>>148581831
Sounds like she'll be an interesting waifu. I know you'll be able to pull it off. Good luck anon.
>>148581887
Skyrim Sewers has alot of interesting loot if you dig through it enough. I can't fully recall the locations. I know the dwemer sword/ruins is connected to Nchuand-Zel.
>>148581134
>>148581237
I just want a cute loli. Would it be better to start with CBBE slim or something and just fuck with height sliders?
>>148581887
The Thrassian Plaguesword is pretty great, and comes with a neat little quest.
>>148582051
It would be better to kill yourself instead of making this place into pedo general.
>>148582051
>Would it be better to start with CBBE slim or something
What would that have to do with the face?
Also no, never use CBBE. What's wrong with you, boy?
Alright, loremasters, help me out here.
Suppose I am inserted into TES3 at the beginning. I, with all my real-life knowledge, am the Nerevarine. This means that I know all about Morrowind, about the Red Year, about the prophecy, but most importantly, I know that I am in a video game.
How long would it take for me to achieve CHIM? Would I automatically be granted it, due to knowing that I'm in a video game? Or would I just never get it? Or would I have to undergo some freaky shit like Vehk?
>>148581636
Foloowfag, can you quit the same fagging?
>>148582113
What quest is that?
>>148582303
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/23350/?
>>148582051
UUNP and just work on the face. Its really really hard to pull off tho, i barely know anyone who can do it.
And then there is this little thing where people claim that a certain kind of people cant into faces because of a special condition...
>>148582036
Thanks snake. No idea why I ESMified one of her old race files and didn't save the modified version. At least I finally remembered you do that in Bash, so I redid the process. I used Wrye when Skyrim first came out, so it must have come naturally then. Now I only need it for the Bash patch. Mod Organizer does everything else.
>>148582051
Kill yourself.
>>148582256
You might zero-sum immediately. Otherwise you could achieve CHIM. I think one or the other would happen very quickly for most of us with our knowledge of the lore.
>>148582256
Well usually using the console commands is you using CHIM. So just try that out.
>>148582256
You'd probably zero-sum since you couldn't handle the realization or be too weak willed to maintain CHIM.
>>148582051
>>148582403
>needs to be spoonfed
>tells others to kill themselves
There is absolutely nothing wrong with loli.
>>148582483
Will we see him and/or Mercedes in the never-happening sequel?
>>148580929
Not sure. Obviously Vahl and Bha-Jheera, and I kinda want them to be in an Iron Man match for the title. Heceril and Tony too in some form, maybe Hec and Thurindir vs Cat and Sack.
>>148582051
>>148582403
Clever samefag there. Keep it up.
>>148582149
Nice job anon, I was worried everyone's fetishes were just going to drastically shift because one person made a character in a videogame.
>>148582638
Except the part about them being sexualized children and the go-to thing for pedophiles and degenerate scum.
>>148582654
We will get a Dragons Dogma 2 when there's no shitposting in /tesg/
>>148582392
>tfw I can't into female faces ever ever and I'm always unsatisifed with the results but feel like a master at male faces and am always satisfied with the results.
>>148573728
Yo lad, what's that sword from? I like it's shape.
>>148582638
>Nothing
I can think of something wrong with lolis.too well-guarded
>>148582851
Immersive weapons.
>>148582392
post the synn lewds on your tumblr, brizzle
>>148582696
You should do more guest hosts. That was really cool.
>>148582113
Oh damn Ser Knight, this little quest mod actually looks kinda neat.
>>148582784
Can't be guilty of a crime you didn't commit, and there's no crime in pixels.
>>148582919
but i already did. Its not Synn tho, just her edited preset. Not to be meant any "character"
>>148582851
DCR Blade Set Reloaded
>>148582696
Will Vlad be in the game by then?
>>148582392
What special condition?
>>148582784
Loli looks nothing like real children. Being attracted to cartoon children does not imply attraction to real children. There's also nothing inherently wrong with being a pedophile. Being attracted to children and raping them are totally different things.
Any psychologist will tell you that it's far healthy to vent negative impulses through an outlet as opposed holding them in and suppressing them, which will only lead to you acting on your impulses.
But I don't even know why I'm responding to you since you're clearly baiting.
>>148583140
>>148583019
A hit dog will holler. Found the pedophiles
>>148583035
Not talking about the ones where they fuck the orc, i mean the ones you have been teasing these last days
>>148580084
>Kathniel got pounded
Im sad I missed it.
>>148583140
>there's also nothing inherently wrong with being a pedophile.
>>148582919
Stop trying to make Clones ruin Synn and Anna's purity anon.
Well I missed wrassling, because of adult life stuff. I'll never forgive myself for this.
How are we doing? Is there any highlights about the matches, was there a memefight?? Anything like the table wars of 2016?
>>148583382
Well will you give me a counterpoint, or just post reaction memes?
Attention pedos and those who tolerate pedos.
Stop responding to the retards.
>>148583382
It's literally just a fetish, they just can't act on it. Same thing with regular rape.
>Started playing Skyrim in 2011
>Been trying to make a character I like for almost 6 years now
>Still can't do it
what am i doing wrong? How did you guys get inspiration for such nice characters? Did you use references or already have one in mind?
>>148583440
He ruined that a long time ago
>>148583482
Attention retard.
Leave the children the hell alone.
>it's another loli isn't a crime episode
Cmon nniggas ain't nobody got time for that
>>148583440
Since you are the one of the very few with the Synn follower can you please re-enact her wrestling match from today?
>>148583121
Pedophilia. Pedophiles have a distorted deception of female faces. Just quoting here as i yet have to see a believable study on the matter.
>Any psychologist will tell you that it's far healthy to vent negative impulses through an outlet as opposed holding them in and suppressing them, which will only lead to you acting on your impulses.
Bachelor Psychology Student with soon-to-be master here: This is partially false, especially when it comes to Sexual disorders.
>>148583328
Meh dunno. Those were just practice without meaning and i havent really done any new ones since.
>>148583140
Don't try anon. This is tumblr Jr. now. The though police are just going to pick you apart.
>>148582784
I disagree with sexualized digital children or "lolis" too, but ultimately the only morality in a single player video game is that of the user. They aren't committing anymore of a crime then another player who kills all the residents of Whiterun.
>>148583464
Pedophilia is predatory because real children have no sex drive. Keep you fetish to your game and not in the threads.
>>148583643
>Meh dunno.
You're killing me, senpai
>>148583440
It's okay, even if their purity is ruined, Mistel will still be pure because she has crippling intimacy issues!
>>148583464
I have a better question.
Give me one reason why I should sit here and discuss morality with some neckbeard online who clearly has brain problems?
Go on, I'll wait.
>>148583643
>soon-to-be master
hey thats pretty neat.
>>148582149
>everyone here has titty monsters
>I, by myself am going to make everyone a lolicon
It's not even for real lewds, I just like kid characters.
>>148582181
>What would that have to do with the face?
The one anon mentioned not using RCOTS and to be fair I can see why since the body itself is almost totally locked. I'll have to work on the face. What's wrong with CBBE?
>>148582392
Alright, I'll try UUNP.
>>148582732
uwot
>>148583949
It's not like he has a choice.
A Bachelor's in psychology is pretty much useless.
>>148583281
>Found the pedophiles
haha whoa big fucking discovery sherlock, you've surely earned a medal
>>148583810
>Pedophilia is predatory because real children have no sex drive.
Excellent point, professor. Now explain how someone classified as a pedophile (a non sex-offender) is a predator.
>>148583854
At least she has an excuse to kiss the boo-boos on her waifu Cumtears' neck.
>>148584032Still kind of neat.
>>148583585
That must be awful.
While we were posting stories, getting drawings, having in-thread parties back in 2012, and making new friends and followers, you couldn't nail a single waifu. Something like that would crush me.
Anyway, post your most recent character
>>148583917
>I have no counter-point
Well you got a few (You)s out of it, at least. Try harder next time, and have a few semi-believable rebuttals prepared.
>Calling someone a pedo over pixels
You guys really need to get out more. I rather see pixels then have to see some fuck's real sex dungeon again.
>>148583585
I just mold the clay until something I like comes out!
>>148584223
You still haven't given me an answer anon. Unless you're gonna continue just posting memes.
>>148583949
It has been very rough, 3 weeks on nonstop learning for my finals. And when i finally get my master, im going for MD and eventually have to go into Law since im going for Forensic Psychiatry.
>>148584032
A Bachelor in anything except Math is essentially useless here. Its just another step for master. In fact, many companies are trying to snipe all the people currently doing their Bachelor and offer them jobs if they stop their studies after Bachelor and work for them. Why? Because they are less expensive to hire.
>>148583585
Not practicing enough
>>148583585
I usually recommend looking up art resources. Things like references for facial proportions. They really, genuinely help. At least for me.
If you can get a face that looks proportioned properly, you can tweak it from there to your preference and it'll still look okay.
Consider that making a character is basically making a 3D model. It's an art skill.
>>148584056
I don't understand this meme stop it I said stop it!
>>148584420
You quoted the wrong person.
Do you guys make your characters with ENB off or On?
>all this shitposting
BUTTS
>>148584605
I want to bury myself in Aruruns ass.
>>148582410
How would I go about using console commands in-universe, anyway? Would I just point at Fargoth and shout "sethealth 0"?
>>148582403
>>148582458
Let's say I could handle the realization. I PROBABLY couldn't, but let's say I could. What next?
What would it take to handle the realization? If you were a paranoid conspiracy theorist who was convinced life was a simulation IRL, would that translate well in CHIM terms? If you were actually a Morrowind player who was transferred into TES3 itself, would you be able to handle the realization of CHIM?
Here's the best way to treat children.
>>148584605
>>148584404
I don't know what it is about her but I just love her face. It makes me want to both punch it and lick it for some reason.
>>148584569
On. No reason ever to turn ENB off
>>148584605
Butts
Butts make the world a better place.
>>148584605
Butts? Hokey..
>>148584605
Butts Will Make The World Great Again
>>148584490
i dunno, i have a bachelors in english and i make 15k a year
its all about who you know
>>148584765
What is he cooking, I wonder.
>>148584605
Eh, why not.
>>148582934
Hey, if people feel like co-commentating I'm all for it.
>>148583120
Probably. Which means next time will have the rest of the new set, so Ewa will be in there somewhere too.
>>148584540
Here's that (You), consider it out of pity.
>>148584960
Is there Any GOOD mod that makes children look like Children and not potatoes?
>>148584605
bums are ok.
>>148584513
Her neck is very sore! Give her kisses or I'll kiss Mistel!
>>148584957
>15k a year
lol
you meant 150k?
Anyways, where do you live?
also I found TESGW's budget from two years ago
>>148585089
Well if you don't like RS Children, then you're out of luck.
>>148585085
Id be down to co-commentate, but I dont know much about wrasslin, nor do I know if others would wanna hear me talk.
>>148585270
Then you might not be a good pick.
>>148585270
>but I dont know much about wrasslin
Yeaahhh don't do it. If you don't know the names of the moves then you'll flounder.
>WHOOA HE TOTALLY JUST DID A FLIPPY JACK-SMASHER THING...i think
>>148584605
>>148585085
Weren't there 2 other new ones?
>>148585270
You don't need to know jackshit about wrestling to commentate. You can just be the color commentator who overreacts to everything. You should totally do it.
>>148585389
>>148585406
He could be the one going "BAH GAWD"
>>148585452
>that gap
oh lawd
>>148585406
You mean a Flippy Jack-Smasher isnt a real wrasslin move?
>>148585085
>>148585270
>>148585452
Hey! A new circlejerk!
>>148585270
There's a thing called a color commentator who does just that, adds color to the bland play-by-play commentary. You don't have to know wrestling to do that.
>>148585406
are you implying that i dont do exactly this
>Can't transfer ece character 2 racemenu
it hurts
>>148585254
>RS Children
Haven't tired that one yet, think I'll do that. Thanks Anon
>>148585568
I definitely wouldn't mind co-commentating. Might consider asking if I'm up for it though.
>>148585628
You can but they look somewhat different
>>148585901
how do i become as cool as you
or is it impossible and i shuld kill myselves instead
>>148585987
>idolizing people who play dress-up in Skyrim
Excuse me, vomiting.
>>148585682
You know what time its gonna be, so I'll ask you around then to see if you're up for it. Next time'll probably be either you or Snake.
Wow, someone released an SKSE plugin that makes the game not pause while you're in menus.
>>148569940
why are they called lefthandelves
>>148585551
It's not new, anon
>>148585245
Why do you people keep making this circlejerk garbage?
>>148585901
Thats a lewd outfit
>>148586030
At least they have friends. All I ever do is work, lurk this place, and sleep.
Well I found the follower I made of my waifu. I forgot she was...
>based on a fuck old version of ECE so she looks hideous in racemenu
>based on an old version of the eyes of beauty, so now she has red eyes when she shouldn't.
I still got some pics to help me reconstruct her. You don't get to see those though. I'm ashamed of how bad they look. Not even ENB can save them. Have Lydia instead. I think I had an outdated version of ELFX installed, because ever since I updated it today while I was watching wrassling, Eiries' ENB has looked a whole lot better. Now the real work begins. Bonus points if I can dig up the pics of handlebar-chan from back when I had all the mods instead of half of them.
>>148585987
Start with an ENB. Even cinemascope, an ENB for weak computers, looks miles better than vanilla.
>>148586347
>Looks miles better than vanilla
not really
>>148586447
Followerfag, can you fuck off?
>>148586541
Who the fuck is followerfag?
All this shitposting
Im honestly curious, what do you get out of shitposting in this general? Attention? Is that the main drive to just shitpost?
>>148586242
i have a mod here with lots of these but sadly none of them are SFW ._.
>>148586621
A fool that takes screenshots of others' waifus. And a regular shitposter.
>>148586740
they are lefticucks with bernout, shitposting is all they have left
>>148586740
See>>148577420
I can't git gud enough for the regulars to care about me, but can't bring myself to leave. So I just take vacation days off and shitpost here.
>>148586981
You know, you can just not be an ass and people will like you.
>Nord is as short as the Bosmer.
>Dunmer is taller then the Nord.
wew lad
>>148587210
There is a point where theres too much honk.
>>148587229
they're so gross and creepy
why do they look so gross and creepy
>>148586740
The people in this general are too good for regular porn, so instead they spend hundreds of hours carefully customizing their player character on a five-year-old video game to try and be unique. Instead, their "waifu" ends up being your generic small-frame-big-tits cumslut with the hair color of your preference. See, at this point, the human waste who created the generic small-frame-big-tits cumslut with the hair color of your preference realizes how utterly pathetic this entire process is, somewhere deep in his subconscious, but refuses to accept it. Instead, he "shares" his generic small-frame-big-tits cumslut with the hair color of your preference on an anonymous imageboard for the five-year-old video game which was intended for discussion of the five-year-old video game and its predecessors. Of course, this is not at all what the creator of the imageboard intended, but that is unfortunately what said imageboard has become. Hundreds of pathetic neckbeards, in desperation to stand out from the mold and not just watch regular porn, create their own porn and share it on an anonymous imageboard where they are safe from any permanent, lasting criticism due to the anonymous nature of said imageboard. It is a self-destructive cycle.
THAT is what people get out of shitposting in this general.
Why is Diana such a shitty poster?
>>148587349
Can you stop paying overwatch images in Skyrim general? Thanks.
>>148587210
You think you can make it here with THOSE graphics?
>>148584605
Now this is a post I can get behind.
>>148587368
these threads aren't about porn you degenerate
it's about living out a missed high school fantasy with cliques and adoration
fucking retard
>>148585089
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/72569/?
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t b o y p u s s y
What's your drink, /tesg/? I'm aniced teakinda guy.
>>148587210
She has potential.
>>148587368
>Instead, their "waifu" ends up being your generic small-frame-big-tits cumslut with the hair color of your preference.
I take issue with this accusation.
Snakestone is far from pleased with you, outlander.
>>148587452
>You think you can make it here with THOSE graphics?
No hipster filter to make everything blurry.
>>148587368
>Projection: the post
>>148587416
Probably because you're him.
>>148587528
Mead, keep me away from wine.Unless we're talking real life. Then I love Root Beer or that light blue Gatoraid
>>148587627
>no u: the comeback
>>148587452
I made it just fine with my graphics, why couldn't this anon?
>>148587627
we have a soon to be masters psych in the thread, have him explain what projection is to you
Post alternate hairstyles.
>>148587452
>Paying
>Skyrin general
Did you have a stroke?
>>148587528
one part french roast extra strong black arabica coffee, one part diet coke, cold and freshly opened from a freezer after 39 minutes, two parts Myer's dark Jamaican rum. No ice, served cold in an 18oz glass with my name on it
so Enderal doesnt have english subtitles atm?
>>148587528
>What's your drink, /tesg/?
anything that has alcohol in it basically
>>148587795
10 parts no one gjves a shkkt elt;e
>>148587731
You should post with that hairstyle more often..
>insert banana themed lewd innuendo
>>148587731
Does Oldman Snakestones hair count as alt?
>>148587795
That's very specific Jo, very very specific.
>>148587528
Ice water. Best hydration and refreshment value.
>>148587528
water. flavored drinks are garbage.
>>148587762
*posting
>>148587892
But Idont like it. Its just the one I disliked the least.
>>148586752
Your new outfits + nezzar are golden
>>148587795
>that description.
damn dude write a novel why don't ya.
>>148587368
More than just skyrim in this general
>>148587512
T H I S
>>148587731
>>148587349
You don't want to honk anymore, anon?
>>148588048
I wish, dude. I want to talk Morrowind, but everybody wants to share their generic big-tits-small-frame """""waifu""""".
>>148587528
>What's your drink, /tesg/?
Battery acid aka energy drinks
>>148587874
someone obviously cares because the question was asked
if you wanted to inform me that you don't care, I'd like you to know I care than you don't, even though no one else does
>>148587905
that's because it's my drink!
>>148588039
that reminds me, I wrote part 5 today
>>148587528
Beer
>>148588160
Alot of waifus here dont have big tits though, you're just grasping at straws. Pretty sad tbqh.
>>148587107
That's what they told Merasma and Diana too.
>>148588094
If I honk your honks, what'll cone out?
>>148588160
Then, talk about it. You cant just want something enough to put it into existence.
>>148588160
Well the tg thread is up
I'm here for problems and issues if i can help
>>148588160
>I don't talk about what I like because people are posting what they like
Broski, don't you ever think the problem comes from inside?
>>148588212
Ohh nice, mind sharing a link?
>>148588276
>i don't know chim; the post; the movie; the sequal; the book; the original
>>148588212
no offense intended, i just wanted to type "10 parts no one gives a shit"
that actually sounds like a good drink
>>148588160
If you want to talk Morrowind, talk Morrowind. Nobody is gonna stop you, but other people are still gonna post what they want, nobody is gonna drop and stop posting just for you. Learn to co-exist with other posters and ignore what you don't like.
>>148588397
lol wut. Try again, anon
>>148588276
>>148588361
Well when I bring it into existence, the waifus smother it out of discussion with their butts.
What am I supposed to do?
>>148588467
I thought it was funny, anon
Skyrim is crashing when I open any book, using alternate start leave the prison start
>>148588520
People who like what you are talking about will reply if the topic is appealing/fresh enough. You are being held back by your own irrational fears, bro.
>install Immersive Citizens
>come to Windhelm
>neverending snowstorm
>streets are empty aside from guards, blacksmith and a few npcs from dawn of windhelm
>completely empty marketplace
>most npcs don't even come to tavern in the evening
10/10 would wait for resque teams
>>148588508
AHEM.
let me guess, a porter on the rocks, for a fine lad like yourself.
>>148588520
Then its obvious no one here, at the present atleast wants to talk about it. This place does not move fast enough for posts to be buried like that.
But why am I responding, you are either a shitposter or retarded.
>Game CTD when I got towards Whiterun gates
>Use player.moveto to get inside
>Exit Whiterun games doesn't CTD
this game
this game sucks and your waifu is trash, this general is a monument to human failure
>>148588520
You could try reddit.
Mods over there actually give two shits about quality and don't leave it to wallow in its own shit because "oh it's just a mod, it's still tes i swear!"
Hail tesg
I am newfag to this general. I followed the modding guide and everything worked fine untill i bought the Windstad Manor.
Upon arrival at the plot i noticed some flying objects in the air i shouted them down. It was two hawk feather. This was already suspicious.
When i used the drafting table to plan the house the quest marker didn't move to the workbench. The house refused to appear. As a good newfag i googled the problem.
The people that had this problem used a mod called Birds and Flocks. I don't. But those fucking hawk feathers had to come from somewhere.
Pic related is my load order. Which one of these could fuck up my land with spawns?
>>148588467
raw liquor, black coffee, and diet coke all sound like bitter things
but together it tastes like chocolatetry it
>>148588446
unedited drunk trash as usual, RI'Saya and Jo getting through customs
http://pastebin.com/UbwLPgia
>>148588775
Why not go to Gaia forums instead? Think about it- no swearing, shitposting is against the rules, and hugboxes are encouraged. Nothing like this awful general you hate.
>>148588696
>on the rocks
For what purpose?
>>148588775
>>148588967
Post your waifu, she's part of the problem I'm sure.
>>148589003
2/5
her face doesn't need a valley inside of it
>>148588503
He's right, even if his husbando is bad his advice is sound.
2/5
>>148589003
To keep the beer cold obviously. I'm a bartender, I should know.
>>148585568
Youtubes when?
>>148587528
Single malt scotch, neatAberlour a'bunadh if I had my choice, though this bottle of Lagavulin 16 I've got it great as well, but I'll give any single malt a go at least once,if I'm feeling special, mid-shelf bourbon or rum if I'm not, and cheap bourbon if the only goal is to get hammered. If I want a change of pace, mead. There's a nice meadery up here that puts out quality stuff, or there's that Dansk Mjod stuff that comes in these awesome ceramic bottles.
>>148587731
Kay...
>>148588823
They have usernames, we have avatars. I prefer tee her essgee.
>>148588741
Will 64bit fix weird crashes like this?
No matter how careful I mod I make areas that instantly CTD when I get too near.
Currently updating my mods before I go to work on handlebar-chan. Because if there's one thing lop ears are good for, it's throatfucking.
>>148589242
Hi Izzy
>>148589242
>Those insults
Has old age finally gotten to you, Izzy-kun?
Those were weak as Hell
>>148589254
Don't tell me you actually put ice in people's beer.
>>148589254
OBJECTION!!!!
Maxeen... you don't like beer
Therefore... you can't comment on the taste of beer!!!
Oh baby yeah~
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/77112/?
>>148589254
That's actually the most retarded thing you've ever posted
>>148589442Okay, I won't.
>>148589468
No, but I can serve it to you.
>>148589512
I'm pretty sure I've posted stupider things.
>>148589242
Not impressed
>>148589003
So you have something to crunch on while reflecting on your drink.
>>148589352
No, the scripts and code of Skyrim are what causes CTDs. If anything, a 64 bit would accelerate these things and cause even more crashes.
>>148589414
1/5
absolutely horrible
>>148589442
i take back my rating, 0/5
>>148589552
Do you even know who I am?
>>148589547
why do you keep posting this thing?
>>148589590
>So you have something to crunch on while reflecting on your drink.
Why do you think they have peanuts
>>148589652
where were you when we NEEDED to purge the newfags with shitposting
now they're dug in and your shitposting is
f u c k i n g u s e l e s s
>>148589512
Tell me how I know you're underage.
>>148589659
To compliment the taste of the brew.
>>148589547
Okay good. I was about to revoke your bartending license.
>>148589590
In some other drink, sure. Just not in beer. Ever.
>>148589652
You are not Izzy...
>>148589751
Izzy posted before like last week or so. Came in, sperged out, nobody cared and nothing changed when he left.
>>148589756
>Tell me how I know you're underage.
Because I replied to maxeen
>>148589652
I know exactly who you are. That's why I'm not impressed.
>>148589786
How did you know? These are actually just pics of his I've saved over the years.
He hasn't posted in a while so I can't emulate him very well.
>>148589751
>mfw we shitposted so hard we summoned Izzy
This has easily been the worst thread of July 2016.
>>148589765
Just for that, if I ever meet you, I'm gonna put ice cubes in your beer.
>>148589652
Likewise.
>>148589906
this is the worst thread of 2016
>>148589924
if I ever get ice put in my beer by a black person I swear I am going to tip them Methol cigarettes
>>148589903
Were you the one from last week too?
>>148589903
The important thing is you tried, even if your shitposting is weak, bland and boring.
>>148589924
got dayum how much can she squat to jump her fatass that high
>>148590019
Nah, I wasn't here last week been working too much.
>>148589848
No, maxeen's a vital pillar of /tesg/.
Its because your taste buds are weak. If you drank a Stout, you'd probably cry.
Skyrim crashing when loading books or anything like that, any help
Load order: pastebin.com/1FqKmR6T
>>148589903
Been here too long to know that Izzy has a specific venomous way to rouse people up without even using profanity. The guy is quite efficient with his wordplay
>>148590201
new loods pls
>>148590190
>not even 200 plugins
lightweight
>>148589924
Then I'd give the ice cubes back to you in the most unpleasant way possible. That goes for any bartender, not just you.
>>148590061
Thanks bud, love you too
>>148590201
So true.
>>148590289
No bully, I dont know what else to get
>>148590190
I'm surprised your crashes are so consistent. Sexlab Devious Devices and Aroused have a reputation for being script heavy. If it was my load order, I'd expect general instability and random crashes.
>>148590378
where's that?
>>148590392
I would try to help you but I don't do lover's lab stuff. If I'm reading this right you seem to be lacking USLEEP. Why?
>>148588948
Doesn't mixing those things together create hydrochloric acid?
>>148590378
Love you too shitposter-kun, just work on the shitposting. You have it in you, im sure.
waifus it is
>>148590505
oh fuck I just found it. I'mm too retarded to help, sorry.
My only advice is to know that sometimes LOOT can be incorrect and check for load orders for each individual mod.
>>148590559
If you keep posting this bitch, I'm going to get her pregnant.
>>148590201
At least he had the "desperate for attention" act down pat.
>>148590483
Ayleid ruin in Oblivion.
>>148590534
No worries anon, you don't need to console me. I've been doing this for years, I have quite the portfolio behind me but everyone has off days.
The important thing is knowing when to quit.
>>148590165
...that's not even what we're talking about.
The issue is putting fucking ice in beer.
>>148590632
>he doesn't know shes been seeded
>>148590516
Oh no!
Hydrochloric acid?
in my stomach!
that's crazy talk
what the fuck mane
>>148590643
Just like you, huh cumtears?
>>148590423
Idunno anon mod organizer says that everything is workin fine. Can not think of a single reason why this happens
>>148590778
Careful, he might try to get you to drink dihydrogen monoxide!
>>148590880
Try upgrading to USLEEP. The individual patches aren't current. I'm stumped too. LOOT's never been wrong for me and your load order looks fine outside of the number of scripted mods.
>>148590946
I see what you did there.
Anyone got the dark souls armor download links?
>>148590946
Oh no! You mean the deadliest chemical in the world?!
>>148590946
hey man you don't want to fuck around with dihydrogen monoxide, shit's called the "universal solvent" for a fucking REASON man
>>148591039
Yeah!
Everyone who's ever had contact with the stuff DIED!!
>>148591034
There's a bunch on modtype
>>148590778
I really want todrink it Jo but I'm afraid mixing that stuff will make me vomit
How did you even discover something like that? At a frat party?
>>148591116
It'll solve your insides!
So, like, I guess I'm a bard now.I totally did it just to get into Olaf's tomb and get the Iceblade.
>>148590632
That's lewd, anon.
>>148591120
Shit's in our water supply, too. And what does the government do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! They put it there on purpose!
Is a gtx 770 a meme gpu?
Who is this qt patoot?
>>148590710
Iz actually had good screenshots though. Why did so many people hate him?
>>148591375
>nvidia
What do you think?
>>148591204
oh well I just
drink all three of those things religiously so I mixed it one night
also the coffee is best added ice cold
it is pretty acidic but so is everything I consume
>>148591237
people die from overdose all the time you know
>>148591384
She's your prom date you ugly sack of shit.
t. lenore
>>148591504
I don't hate lemon, I think he's hilarious. He just pissed people off with his ratings and weird way of typing.
Admittedly though, lately he's lost his edge and just comes off as a bit tired and overdone. Still like him though, he contributed quite a bit when he was a regular.
>>148591504
Because they were offended by his cleansing. Every reasonable person just ignores him when he's acting out and appreciates his contributions.
>>148584821
Sorry, I meant to reply to this earlier, but this is the best compliment I've ever gotten in /tesg/.
>>148590559
Waifus are the future, but nobody will remember it being said when it happens. After VR success, waifus will be mainstream just like memes are now.
>>148591841
>waifus will be mainstream
please no, keep the normies away from my waifus
>>148591627
I want to photoshop something, /tesg/.
Give me some ideas!b-be gentle
>>148591924
A freindly reminder that "normalfag" is just a ad hominem used by abunch meme spouting /a/utist who refuse to acknowledge that
>fucking traps make you gay
>putting a skirt on a fag does not make him a "girl"
>their waifu does not exist and never will.they refuse to acknowledge this fact because they spill spagetti and splerg out infront of girls.
>3D > 2D
>>148591935
Link to mod?
is there a bag on your head mod?
I want to cover my waifus face, too ugly to look at ;_;
Guys, where the fuck is Beyond Skyrim
>>148591982
You know what must be done
>>148591924
silly anon
you are the normies
compared to the 4chan old guard yall a bunch of stacys and chads
>>148591998
loverslab lovers-with-pk/
>>148592145
>>148591034
http://pastebin.com/4uNccwBG
>>148592236
>>148592145
Remember thicc wez?
So what do you guys do to improve your FPS?
When will Nirn finally be engulfed in the final race war?
>>148590017They'd probably like that.
>>148590064She loses count.
>>148590316
>Then I'd give the ice cubes back to you in the most unpleasant way possible.O bby!
>>148592341
Stop.
>>148592124
I'm so sorry anon i have no idea
>>148592389
c0da
>>148592341
>>148592482
fucking hell anon it's Jo just replace all the rats with cats and call him a drunk faggot
>>148592551
w-who?
>>148592535
I am Nirn is C0DA, kid. Get on my metaphysical level.
>>148592341
thicc???
THICCCCCC?????????!!!!!!!!!!!
>>148592482
This is Jo.
>>148590778
>>148588948
>>148592580
Good thing I always max luck
>>148592580
fuck this where is the join option?
>>148592620
>too shit for even /tesg/ to make fun of me
hahahaaaa time to hit the booze until I forget this
>>148592778
sorry, dude i generally only remember the ones who make the booby waifus
>>148592778
Who's that on the end, Gay Ulfric?
>>148592778
you wouldn't be related to that cat guy that's terrible at the wrasslins, are ya?
who remembers this guy
>>148590190
Still nothing working, usleep installed and new character started, maybe it is just that I am in the alternatr start escape prison level?
>>148592971
Its pretty easy to forget stereotypical slut in slut armor #3871337
>>148592778
Mind if I add this to my Gudroster collection?
>>148593083
is this why tesg avatar fags have to post their character a billion times daily?
anyone know who is butt this is
>>148592965
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
I'm 2-1 with two KOs ya bitch
>>148592926
s-shut up
>>148593157
o-oh dear
>>148593265
post the 9 incher
>>148569940
>Orcs are Elves
So fucking dumb. It was always dumb that Orcs were related to Elves, even in LOTR. Any Elves --> Orcs lore is immediately discarded as shit.
>>148593220
It's her butt. I bet you didn't know she was a slut huh
>>148593369
>I've been licking WoW taint for so long I forgot what anything else tastes like
best of luck anon
>>148593220
*slaps that ass*
>>148593369
okay
>>148593384
You don't have to be a slut to have fun with your butt, anon.
>>148593384
>>148593467
daily reminder that WoW is literally a cucks game
have you guys done anything productive today, if so tell
>>148593059
Pls, anyone? I posted my load order earlier and ran loot and updated usleep, but it still crashes
>>148593665
I didn't kill myself, I guess that's productive?
>>148593586
>Glasses
Stahp
>>148593467
>licking shit rather than taint
>Orcs and Ogres sharing a common ancestor
>not magnitudes more sense made than Orcs coming from Elves
It's so stupid it would be hilarious if it weren't actually written in the TES lore.
>>148593510
I like dem cats.
>>148593510
thanks for the character inspo.
>>148593665
i worked out, went to work then fapped to a video of myself doing pushups
>>148593665
How did you get your white hair to look so nice?
>>148593728
You are welcome.
>>148593718
lolno
>>148593665
Went to work. Watched my waifu strangle a weak-ass vampire.
That's about it.
>>148593510
That's... adorable.
>>148593876
So ugly
>>148593604
Reminder that Orcs being in any way related to Elves is still pants-on-head-slapping-dicks-on-cars retarded.
>>148593510
the ball of yarn always gets me
>>148593991
Why was Tulius a manlet
>>148594047
IMPERIALS ARE NOT MANLETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148594047
He traded height for actually being good at his job.
>>148594047
to better represent the skyrim community
>>148593510
look at all that pussy, that's what im talking about
>>148594015
Why?
>>148592124
Did i do good?
>>148570243
bannerlord faggots #btfodit hurts
you wanna know why they calls it hormones
because i when i hits my wife
the whore moans
>>148590483
Auriel's Retreat in Oblivion.
Well, I guess I've got a new target.
>>148594221
>pretending to be retarded
Look at any picture of an Elf, and any picture of an Orc, and it's self-evident. Orcs and Ogres sharing a common ancestor makes loads more sense. Are D&D Orcs related to Elves in any way or where the devs there stupid too?
>>148594282
you did right by me anon
you did right by me
>>148594282
That's pretty damn good, anon.
>>148593220
That's my waifu's butt.
>>148593384
She's not a slut you take that back now!
>>148593478
HANDS OFF SIR OR YOU WILL TASTE THE SEARING STEEL OF MY BLADE, SWUNG SO FAST THAT FRICTION WILL SET IT ABLAZE!
>>148594483
>>148594282
>>148594483
>>148593991
>>148593604
girls reacting to getting cucked like this is cute and funny.
Post more.
Discuss.
>>148594750
disgust
Reminder that Bretons are the canon tallest man-race in Elder Scrolls and that the idea of Breton's being shorter comes from elf fags who are ashamed that Bretons are better mages than them.
>>148576409
>Snakestone grows old and grey
>Yarti hasn't aged a day
Thanks for the feels.
>>148594282
nice
>>148594750
>An image of Buffscale's game
that's literally all I need to say
Now with a ENB filter.
where would i go to find people w/ similar skyrim aesthetic as basil, nordguard, izzy, deo, tony, and aisling??
>>148594750
does ganondorf usually have twin katanas
>>148594867
I bet Yarti likes old dudes
>>148594867
yarti psussy dont age neither that shit fresh as the day she cine out mher mothers vaginapink ripe pli,p[ like a pair of cyrtauns and a bathshop got damn what id do dthat fine ass batch
>>148594949
Man this meme sucks.
>>148594389
>>148594454
>>148594578
>>148594889
You guise! Thanks!
So I read up and it seems like I am missing textures for the books? How am I supposed to fix it without
>uninstalling and starting over after so much work
Would varify game cache work?
>>148594834
bretonsmasterrace
>>148594949
aisling was shit
deo was a fag
izzy is a shitposter
basil was overrated
tony is still here but he's a cuck
and nordguard is a joke
>>148583351
Why are you in a cage, Kathy?
>>148594867
pls not that feel
>>148595019
so photoshop or GIMP?
>>148595261
s-source
>>148594949
>similar skyrim aesthetic
>basil
don't use an ENB
>nordguard
play without mods
>izzy
make your nearsight dof huge
>deo
get a really hazy old ENB
>tony
use tony's ENB
>aisling
who cares
>>148595164
>knowing their names
you are the problem here
>>148595261
Photoshop, totally bought it :^)
>>148595296
It's obvious Shadman you fag.
>>148595349
ive got 7 inches of "problem" for you right here you fucking slut
>>148595396
I can't tell dude
>>148594949
but FIRST
What inspiration went into your character?
>>148595684
>>148595164
Deo was a saint.
>>148595684
6 years of failure and no results
so i created myself in skyrim
>>148595592
>tesnexus
>>148595743
looks like jim gaffigan,
>>148595684
black desert waifus
>>148592236
>>148596050
THICC
racemenu sculpting
yay/nay?
>>148596285
Sculpting your chin is absolutely required. Everything else is just optional.
>>148596405
nose too
>tfw neck seam
haaalp
So where should I go to get help with my book crashing problem
>>148597143
How can we help when you give us no information to go on?
>>148597295
try turning it into the library and back again
>>148597295
post loadorder
Jesus, it's like they're letting anyone sign up these days.
>>148597465
Load order: pastebin.com/1FqKmR6T
>>148597429
But anon you cant return virtual books
>>148597575
A good first step is to disable all those retarded amount of sexlab mods and mods related to books like unread books glow
>>148591754
I found that every 'reasonable' person actually liked me for my shitstorm summoning skill. I found the double standard in regards to it really weird, I still do when I look back.
>>148594949
What does this mean?
>>148595684
I mean you asked for it I guess
>>148589261
late but here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P88fLeKoEw&list=PLqYQuwm5n05pY2tZ5D26OJw-qW-EOArXF
>>148597541
Be nice to best mentor
>>148598364
Is Sameyr public?
>>148595219
She got in there for being a dum dum.
Same reason she is in this box.
>>148598462
It's just that, Mistel is a vampire AND a Nightingale. Maybe Isran put in a good word.
Anyway, Altano says there's a vampire in Whiterun. Does Better Vampire's Vampiric Sight flag other vampires as feeding targets? I guess I'll find out. Though, it's been almost 3 days since I've had any blood, and the heartbeats of all these people are deafening.
>>148598162
4chan isn't what it used to be oldfriend.
Leave now before the cancer infects your soul.
Since I was a kid I had this dream
I want to be a tough guy, wide and mean
Flying bullets, flying fists
Born to ride and to be kissed
I'm gonna go reformat my computer, see you in a few days
>>148598882
I post pretty much every day.
>>148598162
What double standards do you mean?
>>148599019
Are you Ama or Lemon?And are you two boyfriend and boyfriend?
>>148598909
Cowboy, cowboy
We can ride
Any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy
Comes to town
Beat you up and shoot you down
>>148598818
Just make sure to give herkisses
>>148599082
fuck, should have checked image limit
>>148597790
Well it was not the sexlab shit or unread books glow, the fuck is going on this was working a second ago, before I started a new character
new bread when
>>148599068
Complaining about shitposting as a thing but then cheering me on while I threw out the bants. It was a weird mob mentality.
>>148599409
please post in the next bread.
>>148598580
I'm pretty sure that she isn't.
>>148599409
Are you being serious?
They're a bunch of man-children, they want to be included in your clique because they wouldn't be able to survive on your own.
>>148599705
I'm talking about Saga as an example, and other headstrong posters. I banned and ostracized people you're talking about :^).
>>148599935
Oh.
I've seen similar in other generals, similar to what happened between you and whatshisface, Dragon LightningCock or something like that.
People were incredibly shortsighted about letting shitposters run rampant so they'd complain about shitposting while joining in on the "fun" whenever it flared up if they thought it was funny, or just sit back and watch without reporting anything. Essentially showing support for it.
Of course half of shitposting is done by people who have no other interest in the general other than to troll and cause problems. this only encourages it even when other normal posters aren't "on" so to speak, it'll just turn into a constant problem that never goes away and contributes to the degradation of the quality of the general itself.
People are convinced that it's just entropy so they'll continue to contribute to the problemm instead of doing their part to clean up the threads they cling to so tightly.