/utg/ - Undertale General

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Cat bullying!

>giving a glamburger in exchange for sexual favors

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really nice

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Takin requests

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Tired hot momma

>>148557918
Asriel fucking dying

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S READY TO CRUSH SOME DREAMS

>>148557918
Chara and Donald Trump in a footrace

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>>148557918
Box Mettaton bullying Burgerpants.

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>>148557918
I get so pissed talking to liberal friends who seriously thinks Trump wants to make a "white america" and kick out all the minorities

>>148557808
>>148557985
please no, anon
don't do that

>>148557918
You going back in time to kill Alphys when she was a kid only to find that she's already killed herself and so you use your power to bring her back to life, realizing that being Alphys is punishment enough

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Za Arto

>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cna24Y-UMAANyvo.jpg:orig
>Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnamlWYUIAALgrJ.jpg:orig
>Papyrus
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnZk_JLUsAElCAq.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnbGbYlVMAEPgWM.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnbAxpsUEAAWs9X.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnapClBUMAEKPYm.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnapZ6SVYAAV7_D.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnaem8IVIAE4mC8.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnagdndVUAA4g75.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnaO85BVYAII5M_.jpg:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnZrCggUkAAva91.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm7vCdBUEAAnk3J.jpg:orig
>Toriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnacWTkVIAAwkaH.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnbI3nOUIAAEbGk.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnaoabHUMAAyYXM.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnate3IVUAA-z-y.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmWgXu5UIAAu_uH.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClFfVEbUoAATz_b.png:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnbR-s9UIAAR785.png:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnbAHkqVIAAivDG.jpg:orig
>Omega Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnbFjzUUsAELJsV.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cna5sZWUAAAExhh.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnYwDgKVUAAgPnz.jpg:orig
>River person
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnaFGhGVIAAgryP.jpg:orig
>Asriel x Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnZzNu4UsAEFa9k.jpg:orig
>Chara no
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnbPdAiUAAA0YyH.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnZxXwkUsAAMNH9.jpg:orig
>RGs
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnY1ckfVUAAXGNN.jpg:orig
>Shopkeepers
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnae_cBVUAAcPgE.jpg:orig
>Sans being a fucking dick
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cna-wrRUkAE515F.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cna-wrTUsAAe0M9.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cna-wrXVUAAitWX.jpg:orig
>Annoying Dog
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnaK2tWUAAEK8sh.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnaK2tcVIAAP2nS.jpg:orig

>>148558104
I'd watch that anime

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I've gotten like, 300 Chara images today.
And I just keep getting more.
Bless the Nips.

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>>148557975

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>>148557918
The most detailed face of flowey you can muster

>>148558151
WEW that first robot
Very nice haul.

>>148558151
>all this Chara
Thanks! especially the one with Flowey, they're rare!

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late for nerds

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>>148558151
>that first Mettaton
>all that NEO
Thank you based twitter anon.

>>148557918
/utg/ at war with itself

>>148557918
Trump committing suicide by jumping into the underground after losing the election

>>148558151
>the dog and riverperson ones
kek

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>>148557987

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>>148558151
Fuck somehow this Alphys got lost in the Papyrus list

>>148558514
Cruz pls leave.

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>>148558545
Thanks!

>>148557918
Frisk as Mercy and Undyne as Reinhardt.

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>>148558031

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Post crossovers

>>148557918
Temmie going on a murderous rampage.

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>>148559002

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ok i'll help with one new cat bullying amd then we stop it

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>>148559323
Why stop?

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>>148558978
I love it.
>>148559002

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>>148559002

>>148559431
because the cat should be happy
not a sexual slave
it makes me sad

So what's /utg/'s opinion on Underfell?

>>148557918

Temmie at Temcourt being defended by Lawyer Temmie in front of Judge Tem for a minor misTEMeanour.

Alternativly Cool-leg temmie's tem armour factory.

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>>148559539
>sexual
He's not worth that much, be reasonable.

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>>148558151

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>>148558104

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>>148559631
come on
i'm begging you
let the cat be happy

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>>148559606
most hate it because edgy skeleton rape

a few people think it's okay that aside, i personally like it for lighthearted comedic villainy

>>148559606
Some of us enjoy the aesthetic, pretty much most here view it as edgy cancer. I'm kind of indifferent, personally, never actually payed attention to the source material.

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>>148557708
>>148559431
>>148559539
>>148559631

Friendly reminder that the Burgercat became successful, and has successfully BTFO The Buttbot.

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>>148559606
Underfell Asgore does things to my dick but the actual AU is dumb edgy bullshit that is 95% BDSM Skeleton porn
>>148559705
hehe

>>148559723
Ooh be careful, I like making people beg.

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>>148559606
I only like 1 artist's semi-serious take on it. Other than that I only like the aesthetics.

>>148559606
It's wasted potential.

>>148559776
nice
>>148559798
i'd do anything for the cat

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>>148559776
>implying

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>>148559776
Thanks for reminding me.

>>148559606
It's shit in almost every way

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>>148559606
i fucking love it. but i know /utg/ doesnt so i dont post it.

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>>148557932
>hot momma
with the weather as it is, she most certainly is!
how are you going to help her cool off, anon?

>>148560063
Crank up the A/C.

>>148559803
>aesthetics
Where's that one picture edit of Undyne?
>>148559903
Thanks.
>>148559978
It's the truth!
>>148560000
You're welcome! also, nice quads.

>>148559776
But he was with the other burgerpants in the collage!

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>>148560118
I'm the man

>>148557932
Hot because the burn scars are hurting again?

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>>148558219

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>>148560118
no problem anon

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This makes no sense but it's kinda cute.

>>148560129
To inspire them! To show that they too, can be super successful in their timelines!
>>148560224
Yeah! Thanks anon!

Sans is just so fucking sexy. I masturbated to the scene where he eats the burge.

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>>148560118
Quads confirm it's all just a dream, little buddy.

>>148560475
Not how it works, bot. You had to say it IN the quad post. You didn't Burgerpants is still successful.

>>148560559
The picture implied that, my dear.

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I have someone in my skype friendlist call cool skeleton 95 and I legitimately have no memory of adding them, I have very few skype friends as well.
I'm also way too anxious to message them.
What do?

>>148560630
Nope, you had to put it in writing. Pictures don't cut it, botty.

IMPORTANT POLL regarding the one character that still needs to be SAVEd

http://www.strawpoll.me/10754591

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>>148558486

>>148558514
>implying he wouldn't autocratify the underground

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>>148560642
Message them about spaghetti, post results.

>>148560630
why can't you get happy for the cat, bot?

>>148560063
Make some iced tea and ready a cool shower for us.

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>>148560063
Stab her until shes a pile of dust

>>148558151
I like that kind of thing with Chara and Flowey.

>>148560729
You're just mad that he lost at life.

>>148560730
burgerpants deserves a happy life with someone who loves him

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so any cute requests /utg/?

>>148560926
Nope, you're mad because he is successful. How sad, he actually put you as one of his inspirations, to become a star, you know.

>>148561024
Asgore hugging an Anon plush

>>148561029
Keep telling yourself that.

>>148561024
Asriel getting bullied by Frisk but in a cute way

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>>148560910
You're grounded my child ]>: (

>>148561024
your goat of choice softly bleating at a picture of anon

>>148561024
Temmie as the new ruler of the Underground!

>>148560730
get back to work

>>148561024
Ghost Chara and Flowey watching the sunset together

>>148560752
But what if it turns out to be an old friend I forgot about. What then?

>>148561024
Toriel juggling fire balls

>>148561024
Flowey and Sans staring angrily at each other while an exasperated Frisk stands between them

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>>148561142
FUCK YOU

you aren't my real mom

>>148560734
Not the person who requested it, but I like it. Good job.

>>148561024
asriel on the beach, poking a crab with a stick

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>>148561214
The worst that can happen is a momentary awkwardness you can avert by playing it off as a legitimate cooking question, or by changing the topic.

>>148561083
You can't deny the truth that Bugercat is finally making a successful living, botman.

>>148561024
Asrielle holding a Tem at arm's length, unsure what to do with her.

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>>148561471
In what AU?

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>>148561471
Then why is he still working here

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>>148560458
I'm exactly the same, friendo.

>>148559606
I hate it because all skeleton incest rape is written out of character now

>>148561582
>>148561561
In some, he may be still working for the buttbot, but in others, he has become super successful! Infinite timeline Bottys! You could have goats with laser eyes, or skeletons with udders, and the best part is, all of these possible choices are infinite with each other! So infinite success cat, and infinite workcat, so we could both be winners here!

please stop with the cat bullying guys

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I wish Grillby was my dad

>>148561967
Fuka please leave

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Requesting this redrawn with Asgore and a child

>>148561967
i wish gaster was my dad.

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>>148561963
no

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>tfw 2016
>tfw still envy the group relationships the characters have
>tfw still feel cripplingly lonely
>tfw must have been here on this thread for around a year now
>tfw social supplement games like animal crossing and persona 3 don't do it for me anymore
>tfw cant like anything anymore without losing interest and getting more sad
>tfw fell in love with a fictional character but it only boosted my mood slightly
>tfw realised that i had butterflies in my stomach for someone that i could never hug
why even live? Seriously?
What are your reasons for living guys?

>>148562075
lewd, that's a bare ass.

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Pokemon and Undertale

>Who's your favorite?
>What is their team?

>>148562075
Why though?

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Daley's Reminder Service.

>>148562129
i will live so i can keep getting better at art and writing, and make those things a 'reality'.

>>148562095
come on
please
i'll do anything
just let the cat be happy
>>148562129
i'm pretty happy with my life and i still have things to do in life
not thinking of going away anytime soon

>>148561914
>reaching this hard
Accept that the cat sucks in most universes

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>>148562129
>What are your reasons for living guys?
I'm probably due for a bad time of an afterlife.
>>148562176
>mettaton
>pic related + a rotom

>>148562075
I've already seen that with TF2 characters, don't torture me with more

>>148562326
Nah, botty, there are an infinite amount of realities, so infinite success and work cats, so we both win at this, there is no other way. You know this to be true!

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>>148562129
>2016
>have a gf
>hope for an Undertale update, but my life doesn't hinge on it or anything
>preparing for going back to college
>building up a big 'ol Chara reservoir
>trying to get some people, especially some of the foreign exchange students to play Undertale while I'm at college to see their reactions
>not in love with Chara, but would adopt and give a happy life
>just ate a big 'ol cheeseburger and fries

I'll make it.

>>148562247
>TFW legitimately straight
>TFW hate mettaton
>TFW would still enjoy getting my ass groped
Why does my libido work this way? It's never going to happen but I know I would enjoy it.

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>>148562176
>Asgore
Nidoking
Aggron
Tyranitar
Flygon
idk the rest
>>148562281
>>148562075
Asvore please

>>148562579
>legitimately straight
>would still enjoy getting my ass groped
Anon.

>>148562176
lizard
garbodor, rotom, mimikkyu, probably some other cutesy pokemon

>>148562579
I'd grope you if you grope me

>>148562579
Have a woman grope your ass during the horizontal tango!

>>148558418
cute nerds

>>148562129
sunshine on my face feels too good to give up

I have a giftcard to Dairy Queen I never used

I'm having fun most of the time and know my crazy bad days are just a product of a mood disorder

my student loans were paid off and I could steer my life in a lot of directions if I could stop being useless trash and sit down to think about it

Do this and then post results

http://undertalecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

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Would you?

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>>148561081
here you go

wait is asgore and anon a thing?

>>148562886
Kill it with fire?

>>148562898
Not OR, but it's very cute, thanks
also hopefully no

>>148562898
Thank you
I plead the 5th

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>>148562880
I don't like choosing between certain characters.

>>148562176
Papyrus

Cubone
Houndoom
Duskull
Riolu
Glalie
a really pissed off Bellsprout

>>148562886
I would let him eat me

Thoughts on outertale?

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>>148562880
1 Burgerpants

1 Nice Cream Salesperson

3 Royal Guards

4 Undyne

5 Flowey

6 Mettaton

7 Doggo

8 Bratty

8 Catty

10 Frisk

11 Muffet

12 Temmie

13 Dummy

14 Sans

15 Papyrus

16 Riverperson

17 Asgore

17 Toriel

17 Asriel

20 Napstablook

21 Lesser Dog

22 Greater Dog

23 ?????

24 Monster Kid

25 Onionsan

25 Chara

27 Alphys

>>148563405
ANON?

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>>148562880
R8 and H8
>>148563460
Literally no strong feelings one way or the other

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>>148562880
It got the order wrong probably because I panicked, but the liked characters right.

>>148562880
>Chara and Frisk Tied for first
>Asgore and Undyne tied for third for some reason, shouldn't it be tied for second? Idk
>Mettaton fifth
>Sans sixth
>Flowey seventh
>Papyrus and Lesser Dog tied for Eighth
>Asriel tenth
>Muffet eleventh
>RGs and Greater dog tied for 12th
>Riverperson 14th
>Toby 15th
>Napstabablook 16th
>Catty 17th
>BP, Nicecream, and Doggo tied for 18th
>Toriel, MK, and Mad Dummy tied for 21st
>Temmie 24th
>Onionsan 25th
>Alphys and Bratty tied for 26th

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>>148563460
I like the spehss aesthetics.

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>>148562880
bad taste comin through

>>148563460
it's undertale in space with ugly colors, I'm apathetic to it

>>148563460
lots of cool robot art. also that omega flowey picture is kick ass.

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>>148562880
1 Alphys
2 Sans
3 Asgore
4 Undyne
5 Papyrus
6 Mettaton
7 Flowey
8 Napstablook
9 Royal Guards
10 Burgerpants
11 Frisk
12 Toriel
13 Nice Cream Salesperson
14 Dummy
15 Muffet
16 Bratty
17 Catty
18 Asriel
19 Greater Dog
20 Doggo
21 Monster Kid
22 Lesser Dog
23 Riverperson
24 Temmie
25 ?????
26 Chara
27 Onionsan

fairly accurate

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>had two-thirds full bottle of listerine because I'm obsessive about my teeth
>gone
>ask brother where it is
>"Oh I dumped it down the sink to unclog the pipes."
>ask him if he was born retarded or had to work at it
>"What?"

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>>148563739
This flowe?

>>148563573
>Flowey as favourite character
>Alphys as second best
Shit taste.

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>>148558469
Don't know if you're still here but I just found this. Figured it was going to be a while tell next thread so fuck it

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>>148563902
this one

>>148563795
I imagined Chara and Asriel

>>148562260
You do that anon! I believe in you!
Or at least, I can pretend to
.>>148562805
To be honest I hate heat and the sunshine. Also dairy queen?
>>148562573
Good for you anon, good for you.

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>>148563949
I am indeed still here, thanks for the NEO.
>>148563971
Ah, that's a neat flower.

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>>148562880
holy shit it got the first five dead on what the fuck

>>148564158
>dairy queen
not him but its a resturant

super over priced but the food is cool

>>148563198
>Botfag/10
Good taste overall
>>148563490
>5/10
Most of your favorites are side characters
>>148563535
>8/10
Good taste
>>148563573
>6.5/10
It was ok
>>148563594
>7/10
Charafag but your top 10 are ok
>>148563721
>8/10
I like dogs too
>>148563765
>7/10
Good top 10
>>148564206
>6.5/10
First five seemed good.

>>148563971
One of the earlier pictures I saw here. Everyone got really excited about it when it was first posted.

>>148564206
>you choose which character is your favorite by literally asking you which one you like more
>the magical app reads minds

>>148562669
To put it how you guys do "It's just being memesexual"
>>148562728
I would probably only enjoy it if it was very physical and loving.
>>148562717
I would do that if I actually could anon.

>>148562880
1. Riverperson
1. ???? Dog
3. Papyrus
4. Undyne
4. Napstablook
6. Nice Cream Man
7. Mettaton
8. Burgerpants
9. Flowey
10. Frisk
I don't get the dog. Did I do it wrong?

>>148564420
Please do not spoil that anons sense of wonder and joy

>>148564158
Dairy Queen is a restaurant, but the ones in this area only sell ice cream. I want me some soft serve.

>>148564420
anon I just want to believe

>>148564206
>Enter your name into a game
>Holy shit it knows my name

>>148564541
It's too late. We all have to be flung into the cold reality of this world at some point.

>>148564317
eh
i like side charachters a lot

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>>148561093
here you go anon
>>148563078
your welcome
im sure someone out there probably made a story of them two together

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>>148564573
>but the ones in this area only sell ice cream.
What? Mine has all kinds of stuff like hamburgers and chicken

weird...I stand by it being over priced as fuck though

>>148564671
Thanks friend

>>148562880
Not going to do this long-ass thing again but IIRC it was like Asriel, Flowey, Papyrus, Mettaton and then Undyne

>>148564761
You're a Texasfags right? The ones down there have their own unique menus and most of the other ones just have ice cream.

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>>148564317
>More than 5/10
I went better than expected, most people are quick to call me insane or inhuman for sympathizing with flowey and thinking similarly sometimes.

>>148564761
>>148565106

Person from Northerneastern US, we have burgers and chicken too.

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>looking up Undertale remixes while looking for Chara pics
>find Hellkite, an old Dark Souls youtuber I used to watch before he deleted all his stuff and fell off the face of the planet
>He made a bunch of Undertale remixes
>I'll take a listen
>They're pretty damn good
https://www.youtube.com/user/hellkitedrakechannel
Try it
You might like it!

>>148564761
Yeah, I had no idea the franchise sold anything other than ice cream, cakes, and drinks until I visited one while out of state, it was a shock.

I prefer Rita's for ice cream anyway.

>>148565140
at least you actually realize his character and don't like him simply because 'he's a cute flower'. although there's nothing wrong with liking something just because it's cute, it's kind of hard to ignore flowey's personality and actions.

>>148565382
>>148565106
Weird
>>148564317
>8/10
neat

RGs were probably too high and Sans should have been above Napstablook

>>148565140
>>148565561
Honestly, I like all the main cast, so it's hard to get a low score from me. They all are at least somewhat well written, and have flaws and excellent characterization, even Chara to an extent.

>>148564617
>Enter your name into a game
>Holy shit it knows my name
aka as every little kids reaction to Earthbound

>>148562880
Step 1: click "I like them equally"
Step 2: Repeat until finished
Step 3: Get results
perfect taste

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Is shrekxskelemom the otp?

>>148566024
DELETE THIS

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>>148562880
No Gerson, dropped. Anyways

>Toriel
>Asgore
>Papyrus
>Undyne
>Sans and Asriel tied for 5th
>Alphys
>Flowe
>Blooky
>Mettaton

>>148566083
NEVER!!

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When is the last time you woshed yourself, anon?

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>>148562880
Whatup

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>>148566116
>No Gerson
Oh I didn't even notice that

>>148566218
Yesterday

I should probably take a shower

>>148566024
where is the uncropped version

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>>148566218
Last night
Though now that I did my jog and exercises, I should consider getting one soon.

>>148566218
yesterday morning

>>148566218
2 hours ago

>>148563490
>>148563573
>>148563594
worst taste

>rest
acceptable taste

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>>148566218
Yesterday.
>Filename
Are you sure that isn't Frisk? Closed eyes usually means Frisk.
And, uh, you got any more pictures of humans woshing? I need it for my human studies.

>>148566502
what's so bad about it
i just like those characters

>he likes his favourite due to fanon shit and not because of their role in the actual game

Please tell me you don't do this

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>>148562573
Same here if you replace Chara with papyrus

>>148563198
Good
>>148563490
Hmm
>>148563535
yes
>>148563573
Looks good
>>148563594
Okay
>>148563721
Hmm yes
>>148563765
Science friends
>>148564206
Approval
>>148564537
what
>>148565881
hmm
>>148566116
good
>>148566272
Yeah

>>148566641
>>148566218
Yeah that looks 100% like Frisk to me

>>148565106
Yeah.
Not them but I was born in Arizona, where the DQs only sell ice cream and ice cream accessories.
When I moved to Texas, I thought it was the weirdest shit that they have actual food.

The toast is very good.

>>148566661
>every charafag ever

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>>148566661
there is barely any fanon shit of my favorite

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>>148566661
but papyrus is only smexy when he's evil or in pointy clothes!

>>148566309
Somewhere.

>>148566661
sans doesn't have his dick out in the actual hgame

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>>148566641
>>148566786
Is it? I just assumed Chara because pale skin and the smile.

And no, I used to have a pretty funny Asriel and Chara comic like it, GOd knows where it is though.

>Haha, Chara, ready to take our first brotherly bath together?!
>Chara nods
>Get in, man!
>Chara undresses off screen
>"Bro... where is your peepee?"

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Kehehehe

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>>148566661
>tfw you don't do this
feels good

though i'll admit that fanart has swayed me one way or the other on my non-favorites. Napstablook a QT
>>148567041
Wasn't that a Frisk and Asriel comic?

>>148567041
>I used to have a pretty funny Asriel and Chara comic like it

I-is this bait?

If it is it's pretty fucking craft I gotta admit

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>>148561194
here you go
I wish there was an actual ending where temmie rules the underground
>>148564916
your welcome dear anon

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>>148566661
Do fan theories that have a legitimate claim in game count?
>>148567153
I think it was Chara, but I could easily be mistaken. Or one of them was an edit, those were common back in the day.
>>148567187
No, but I have no idea where it went.

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Do your thing, /utg/

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>>148566218
2 days ago

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>>148567041
>>148567041
Here you go, and it's Frisk despite the "Bro" thing.
>Pale skin and smile
It's black and white, and Frisk has many times been portrayed as happy, although I can't blame you for taking the smile into account for assuming it's Chara.

>>148567195
OR here, This is awesome, thank you very much! I also wish there was a Temmie ending to Undertale.

>>148567370
I know the original "bro where is your pee-pee" was a Frisk/Asriel thing. Maybe it's an edit you saw? I've never seen it though.

>>148567434
Ah, thanks. It's a funny comic either way, and I have been wanting it in my collection. Do you happen to have a favorite so I can repay you?

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>>148567380
We did this earlier.

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>>148567380
I'm proposing a different version, we've done this for 3 threads now.

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>>148567615
The pleasure of assisting another in the capture of images is enough for me.
Or post Burgerpants, preferably with Frisk. I like those.

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>>148566962
papyrus is too pure to sex so i sex his evil au.

i thought i would like the really evil flowey/papyrus stuff with vines but I would rather see papyrus being happy. that skel is too good for this world.

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>>148563795
>bro knows hes anal about dental hygiene
>bro dumps listerine in sink
>anon asks bro where it went
>bro answers "to unclog the sink"
>anon thinks bro is retarded
>bro's plan is a success

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Turkey is kill.

And I feel fine.

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>>148567783
We've already done that, too

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>>148567787
I only really have some odd BP images + all the ones crybleat drew from where they deleted that archive.

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>>148568090
>>148567787
Fresh ? Bpants

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>>148567783
Eh have this old one.

>>148563623
That's a super pretty Neo. I like it.

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>>148567783
Here.

>>148568241
Chara is good too. Thank you.

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>>148567787
>>148568090
>>148568241
Oh, and some with Chara that I found, thanks for the reminder anon.

>>148562886
Who added the cape and crown? That's not a part of the original image.

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>>148567783
Here
>>148568246
>>148568329
Nice synchronization botfriends.

>>148568246
>>148568329
SHIIIIIT!

>>148566218
This morning.

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>>148568059
My news feed is blowing up about it. Some kind of coup, need more context.

>>148568379
On thought I understand why there's Chara bullying bpants but I don't think I've ever seen any before.

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>>148567787
i think i can help with that
do you mind if there's nicecream with both of them?

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>>148568557
There is a lot of it, if you are interested.

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>>148567832
I should stop trying to tell jokes in these threads

My name is anonymous and I... am an /utg/holic.

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>>148568556
Jets, tanks and troops in the Turkish capital. Internet shut down. Bridges cut off. Goverment seized and jailed. Military now in power.

Reports of clashes between loyalist police and army troops. Video of helicopter opening fire on buildings.

Shit's going down.

>>148568070
>we've already done that
It's something different.

>>148568246
Making that was fun

>>148568329
Nice one.

>>148568461
There you go.

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>>148568059
>>148568556
>>148568897
God damn it

>>148568894
*crowd of /utg/holic voice* Hi anonymous.

>>148568379
Thanks!

>>148568661
That's fine.

>>148568710
Not him, but I am.

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>>148567787
Here is a cuter one.
>>148568897
Wait what? Link?

>>148568897
oh no
things are going really bad for everyone up there
i hope europe and turkey can find peace

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>>148561205
here you go anon
>>148567439
we can only dream for now anon

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>>148568897
>Turkey might collapse into infighting.
As a Greek I can't help but feel schadenfreude. Either way the Balkans are back to being a happening place.

>>148568808
I thought that sprite of Toriel was more supposed to be a 'ohohoho' face than shock

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>>148569053

>>148568897
>>148568059
>>148568556
apparently skull lives in turkey
I am concerned

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>>148568747
i know it was a joke. im sorry. i just wanted talk about papyrus a little.

i hope these very cute skels make it up to you.

>>148569228
that is a finely aged meme right there.

>>148568897
so much crazy shit going on, feels like it's just gonna get bigger and worse

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>>148568996
>>148569061
>>148569073
>>148569161
>>148569328
https://twitter.com/bm21_grad/status/754051534086897664

https://twitter.com/HazalKoptagel/status/754035715709739008

>>148569228
he doesn't really, that Kobane marker is a joke because Kobane is a disputed town between Kurdish Peshmerga and ISIS.

>>148569219
>BP is my canon fave
>Chara is my fave fanon
>Don't like seeing BP submission stuff
>Love Chara domination stuff
I don't know how to feel about this.

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>>148569187
same but i think the eyes throw people off

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>>148569053
i may have some in my computer too
if i run out of burgerpants with friends here i'll try to find something there

>>148569353
>>148569282
ah, thats good
I know he doesn't come around anymore, but I'd very much rather not have anyone from utg die

>>148569445
he lives in Philadelphia or something.

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>>148569353
Well shit.
Can't wait to see this one unfold.
Doesn't the US house nuclear weapons in Turkey?

>>148569445
yea, Skull lives in PA

and we already lost a drawfag to suicide back around Christmas/New Years

>>148569445
>I'd very much rather not have anyone from utg die
You mean you'd rather not have anyone from utg die AGAIN. As far as my knowledge goes, we've had two, maybe three deaths?

>>148569557
yeah, the turkish stuff is a big fucking deal

like probably way bigger then the terror attack yesterday

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>>148569353
Oh shit it really is happening. Wonder how it will affect us and Bulgaria since we're neighbors.

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>>148569557
>Doesn't the US house nuclear weapons in Turkey?

>>148569148
It should be an ending for hardmode/update ending, If Toby wasn't a hack.

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>>148569697
>>148569836
Well boys, we are getting drafted. Nice knowing you all, but we are going to die on some God-forsaken desert.
But in all reality I imagine the coup will be a failure unless it has the support of the Turkish people. Even Julius Ceaser had the Roman people behind him.

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>>148569282
well, he is the best

have some baby bones

>>148569148
Thanks drawfag!

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>>148569445
>>148569557
>>148569717
>>148569836
>>148569953
I don't know about you guys, but I welcome the Nuclear Hellfie with open arms.

I am ready.

>>148569953
From what I've been hearing on the news, the coup claims to be fighting the government due to 'human rights violations, ethnic group discrimination and voting fraud' as well as purging the military to keep it whipped.

God knows who is telling the truth.

>>148569953
Turks hate their president though.

>>148569953
Tough to say. If the military is really 100% behind it Erdogan and co are fucked, but the US and Europe will definitely intervene in some way. Russia might get involve too, that would be *really* messy.

But too little information right now. This could just be knocked back. But even then it will destabilize Turkey a ton. What a clusterfuck.

Undertale

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>>148569953
>mfw we're right next door to them and we practice conscription
Being the only Balkan anon sucks.

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more pokemon and cute skels

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>>148570474
>second best character has second best pokemon
I approve

Here's a goat and a pokemon

>>148570474
thank you so much for these

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>>148570170
I doubt THIS will be the stepping stones to the Apocalypse, but it is fucked in a whole lot of ways.
>>148570174
Probably neither, but we have too little to go on right now.
>>148570220
There are some loyalists, because there are reports of battles breaking out between the groups.
>>148570237
Yeah, and a destabilized Turkey is prime picking for Terrorist groups.
>>148570271
I'm doing the closest thing a non-religious man can do to praying for you, anon. My condolences for being (maybe) caught up in this. Don't suppose you can dodge the draft by being an industrial worker or college student?

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>>148570474

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>>148569953
>thinking a Coup needs people backing to be successful

You clearly know not of South America.

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>>148570639
>college student?
Hopefully, but knowing my luck I'm gonna end up at the front.

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>The full Turkish military statement reads: “Turkish Armed Forces have completely taken over the administration of the country to reinstate constitutional order, human rights and freedoms, the rule of law and general security that was damaged.

>“All international agreements are still valid. We hope that all of our good relationships with all countries will continue.”

>The Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan is on holiday and outside the country. Reuters has quoted a source within his office as saying that he is safe.

It's not over but it felt fitting to use this image.

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>>148569426

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Not exactly night yet, but I'm off to take a nap and i'm not sure there'll be images left when I wake up
And also, please stay safe

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https://www.rt.com/news/351343-turkey-coup-military-attempt/
For those of you who want a link.
>>148570940
I hope you don't anon, we just have to see how valid the military's claim is.
>>148570954
Let's hope it is, and this is a change for the better.