>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
>Ana "Legacy" Comic
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/legacy
¿QUIEN ES SOMBRA?
can't wake up
Ana is
>secondary support
>burst healer
>only somewhat vulnerable at close range
>best when paired up with tanks/flankers
anything else?
>>148551340
you're question mark is upside down mate
Would you let Mei freeze and headshot you IRL?
When's the update going live?
Take your medicine
vampire character
passive: see enemies who have half health remaining and less + able to climb walls
wepon 1 - big shotgun for kill people
wepon 2 - i dont know, claws, they have different effect......
shift - fly over to enemy player
E - steal life from your enemy over time as long as they are in line of sight
ult - idk, become big buff vampire guy........ or summon a pack of hungry hounds....... iDK!
vampire char is from romania/germany...... and there should be a romania/germany map with scary forest and scary castle
and after vampire character release... they should release vampire hunter with crossbow
>>148551495
in 2 weeks
would yo bury face in her sweaty armpit?
>tfw stuck in the 40 skill bracket forever
It's going to take a miracle and a 12 game win streak to break out of this hell
>>148551425
Shuts down a reasonable amount of ults with sleepy time
>>148551495
as with all thing Blizzard:
soon™
>>148551425
She can be primary support.
She is broke as fuck, mate.
>>148551540
Shit.
Take a better vampire.
So it's this super hot skinny big boobyed chick dressed in all black leather like in Blad 2 and she uses a shotgun. She can fire a dart with a line attached to it that works like one of Zenyatta's orbs in that you have to maintain sightline to the target and it deals constant, but low, damage while self-healing. Has an ability to turn into a swarm of bats. Can reverse a target's controls briefly. And her ult can...make her temporarily invincible maybe?
>>148551492
Only if she does naughty things with my dead body
Who's your favorite character to play as, and why?
What character do you most hate seeing on the other team when playing your favorite?
>>148551564
>>148551495
When they finish butchering Zenyatta.
hitting you with a nana boost
>>148551721
genji
winston
>>148551721
mercy. genji, because even if they're shit tier genjis they will cut down me first when they ult.
>>148551721
It depends.
Winston is fun as fuck when you're doing good with him but he's countered by pretty much everybody.
so i can't be the only one who wants a petition to get junkrat removed from the game entirely?
>>148551564
nope, i wouldnt. dva is one of the most disgusting characters blizzard have designed in all of their video games. if she existed and if i happened to be with her in isolation, i would grab a knife and send it flying into her face, then i would grab an axe and chop off her limbs, then her head, pull out her guts and scatter it across the area. there is no other social activity worth engaging in with this being
>>148551568
Why would you "break out" of it? You are a shitter that belongs there.
>>148551457
its drunk
>get first legendary in forever
>it's Frogston
Anyone got the golden weapons already?
68 comp coins, if they are season-only, I don't even expect to get anything.
>>148551930
No you wouldn't.
Characters I like in order that I want to play them:
Toblerone
Junkrat
Soldier 76
McCree
Zarya
Lucio
Characters in order of average usefulness every game if I chose to main them:
Lucio
Zarya
McCree
Soldier 76
Junkrat
Toblerone
>>148551721
Hanzo.
I don't know why, but his slow fire rate makes it way more satisfying to shoot people. Also scattershot is fun even when it does almost nothing. Also seeing through walls fuck yeah. Also getting play of the game literally for free without even putting yourself in danger.
There's a lot of heroes that fuck my shit, though. I don't know if I'm garbage, or if he's garbage, or a combination of both, but I rarely have good games as him.
gold wepons suck
90% of the legendaries in this game suck, regular skins are better
>>148551721
Widowmaker because headshots and hot voicelines.
Winston
>>148551792
>Buff transcendance healing
>Give sanic speed to trascendance
>Buff right click so its actually useful
>In return tone down the bullshit levels of discord from 50% to 30% to compare it to mercy's damage boost
>And nerf left click from 45 to 40 so the alt-fire actually makes sense for once
>But most importantly, ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SHIELD POINTS
Zenny's gonna be dope asf
>>148552141
t. poor and unskilled
>>148552141
level 200+ player here
I just reverted all my skins back to the defaults because they look the best. Legendary skins are TF2 clown shit.
>>148552141
Legendaries are good on some heroes
But true patricians recognize the true artform that isEpic skins
RANK 42 CURRENTLY GOING DOWN.
WOOOOOOOOO.
Here's an idea:
A character based around life. Not like Mercy though.
They'd be based around keeping themselves alive, so healing themselves, buffing themselves, Ect.
Passive: Slowly drains enemies health when close to them. Only a little though, like maybe one per second or something I don't know.
Weapon: A cross bow? I'm not really sure what would be suitable for the character.
Left Click: Normal single shot. Takes a little time to reload inbetween each shot.
Right Click: N/A
Shift: Heals the player a little. Like Road Hog's healing ability, but not as strong.
E: N/A?
ULT: It makes it so that any damage dealt by the player or allies near the player is given to the dealers as health. If someone is killed when the ability is activated then the dealer's health is fully restored.
Is this any good guys? Is there anything that could be improved or changed completely to make the idea better?
I know how to make this game appeal to casuals even more. Let's make headshots count as bodyshots. This way, you're not rewarded for being better than other people at the game.
>>148551968
because I'm supposed to carry freshly budded level 25s who only play one character because they haven't played long enough to be competent at anything else, right?
I've played a ton of games just as a healer trying to keep these shit heads alive. Are you going to fault me for not keeping them healed or them for being inept bullet sponges who won't stop taking damage and won't output any.
Overwatch is a team game and if members of a team aren't proficient enough to pull their weight, the unit as a whole will suffer and the individual will have to face that consequence in matchmaking
>enemy team doesn't have a single guy under level 100
>my team has 3 people under level 30
Thanks forced 50
>>148552319
You've got about 25% of a character design there champ so why dont you finish it off and get back to us
>that winston who will never let you get a fucking healthpack
>feeleroni fettucini alfredo when the ten-loss streak has ended
>>148552389
Ana's rifle doesnt headshot because they wanted players to be focused on actually being a support rather than getting sick 360 headshot kills
>>148551968
>le coinflips deciding matches
>ur low rank cause ur shitter
man I play support it's out of my fucking hands most of the time
>>148551721
>Who's your favorite character to play as, and why?
based lucio bro
>What character do you most hate seeing on the other team when playing your favorite?
mei
>>148552319
>>148552415
>25%
more like 10%, you don't even have any kind of concept or feel for the character side from "I want a self heal because finding health packs is hard"
>>148552281
yeah most if not all epic skins look nicer than the legendaries
>>148552472
And if you're good enough to get headshots? You should be penalized because other people are bad?
>>148552562
if youre good enough to get headshots you should be playing widowmaker
>>148552319
>Name
Ó Fiachra
>Concept
An Irish bounty hunter, which is why his name is Gaelic for "of the hunt"
>Looks
White man, medium length red hair, mutton chops, wearing futuristic body armor underneath open leather jacket, techy looking gauntlets over sleeves, has one of those saiyan scouter things S76 Origins skin has. Has manacled on belt and a baton/billy club available for melee
>Class
Defense(?)
>Weapon Primary
Concussion Carbine: Projectile, impact radius+knockback, no damage, automatic, 20 rounds
>Skill one
Cluster Grenade: 6-second cooldown, projectile, impact radius slightly larger than Pharah's missiles/Junkrat's grenades, 120 damage, bonus damage to trapped/stunned/frozen/pinned enemies
>Skill two
Net Launcher: Projectile, traps/stuns target for 2 seconds, 7 second cooldown
>Skill tree
Toxin Dart: Projectile, blinds target for three seconds and deals 100 damage over five seconds
>Ultimate
Lil Buddy: Robot pal flies out and fires bolasor large airburst. Targeted, wide burst, pins those caught in burst for four seconds
>>148552281
*tips*
>>148552562
no matter how good you are, getting headshots requires time and focus on the enemy which costs you time and focus on your allies who you're actually supposed to be focused on when playing a support.
>>148552472
She should be able to get headshot heals on her allies
>>148552562
The weapon was never meant to get headshots. You're not being "penalized" for anything you dipshit.
>I'm good enough to get headshots with Pharah's rockets
>WHY IS BLIZZ PENALIZING ME
>>148552778
no, she shouldnt
keeping healing consistent is the only way to keep supports balanced
What if heroes could switch out one ability for another?
Like they offer alternate builds. Tracer with a different ultimate, or something.
>>148552863
yes, let's follow tf2's example of making every class capable of dealing with any situation.
Give gorilla moon base map with environmental hazards of flying off into space
>Overwatch is now playable
Why does Battle.net keep lying to me
>>148552950
Slippery slope isn't a valid argument, anon.
>>148553104
a valid argument would be "abilities are not balanced with anything other than the heroes they were designed for" but calling you stupid is easier
>>148552862
Guess we better remove ults then
>>148551568
Battlenet ID?The less retards on my team, the better.
>>148552863
I want to switch her ultimate with winstons
Imagine Tracer growing 5 times bigger and smashing shit
>>148553206
too autist for that sry
>>148553180
Ana's rifle doesnt and will not ever headshot
live with it
>>148553284
Do you really want to be stuck in this hell forever?
>start winning
>get paired with leavers 3 matches in a row and immediately get dragged back down
Should the Mcree buff stay as it is on the PTR?
Personally I'd prefer if they toned it down a little bit and made fth slightly better at the same time. It's pretty useless at the moment.
>>148553170
I didn't mean trade one heroes abilities with another hero. Just alternative options. Tracer 1 and Tracer 2, one which has the current Q and one which has some new Q, for example. Or maybe adjust E instead of Q. Whatever. Both options are always designed for the same hero otherwise.
See? When you use words, understanding is possible.
Shit I can't land but everyone else can:
Tracer's ult
Roadhog's hook
Genji's ninja stars
Widowmaker's shots
How the fuck do you do it?
>>148553290
Nice you totally repaired your retarded and contradictory opinion on game design with that one
>>148552863
They did that in early beta
They had a talent tree like WoW, where you picked talents as you leveled up (Rather than it just being loot boxes) and IIRC you leveled up each hero individually
They didnt like it because at a glance you couldnt tell if a reaper had one ability or another, for example:
>Certain talent has reaper passively heal back to full when he wraith forms
>You have no idea if he can do it at a glance
>>148552717
Something tells me you're a little more experienced in this sort of thing that me.
>>148552175
>In return tone down the bullshit levels of discord from 50% to 30% to compare it to mercy's damage boost
What? I heard about the damage reduction but if they do that aswell, they may as well remove him from the game.
>these queue times on PTR
please I hid want to play Ana
>>148553446
That's actually a very good argument.
It's an extreme example, but yeah, that makes sense.
>>148553409
It probably won't.
>>148553435
There isnt a single ult that changes the way supports heal, unless you're referring to Zenyatta's ult which only lasts for 8 seconds and always heals at a consistent rate
or youre just using "remove ults" as a blanket term for "i know more about game design than the blizzard devs" I couldnt tell since your post was so vague
>calibrated at 50
>mostly play 76
>54 in two hours
At what level you're considered above average /owg/ ?
>genji's ass
eww
>>148553430
practice. roadhog takes some getting used to because the range of his hook and m2 aren't intuitive and need to be learnt.
>>148553752
When you do something with your life besides play a children's colorful shooty game
>>148553752
>above average
Rank 50 is Top 49%, so it's literally above average.
Now, if you want to know at which rank the ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA stops, the answer is clearrank 107
>>148553752
65+
>tfw your friend is 75 SR playing only zarya and soldier in ranked
should i learn zarya? i'm already quite good with soldier. 70 SR myself
>>148553860
i'm not a good player so it's me booga most of the time.
>>148553962
thanks
>>148553824
but anon i'm a NEET who doesn't have anything to do besides videogames
>install two new case fans
>suddenly my temps aren't at 80C
Is this game worth my money? All my friends play it and I want to play with them but I kind of hate shooters
>>148552319
Ok but what about a dog with a gun hastily taped to its back
M1: bark (sometimes the gun fires off on accident when you bark)
M2: tail wag (does 2 damage to anything immediately behind you)
Shift: Dig
E: the tape wears off and the gun falls off your back and you can't use it anymore
Ult: Roll over and play dead (trick the enemy team into thinking you're dead)
>>148554117
It's more like a Moba than like CoD.
>>148554117
you can play Mercy/Lucio/Any Tank and not be a detriment to your team
>>148554117
If you like your friends then play it with them, half the characters require zero aiming, just play those.
>Play some ranked with a friend
>Get matches up wih a 6 man premade with an average rating of 81
>Our team average is 59
>Their Genji is rank 270 and has golden weapons
Nice matchmaking Blizzard
>>148554117
it's the shooter for people who don't like shooters, i'd give it a try if you have monies.
>>148554117
I absolutely detest shooters, and I tried a lot. Never liked CoD, Halo, Counterstrike, and the like. I think this game is fun as fuck, you should at least give it a try.
>>148554196
This plays nothing like a moba
>>148554117
Would you do heroin if your friends did?
>be roadhog
>mfw i end the round with 0% hook accuracy
>>148554346
What the fuck is the Barbarian doing there?
>>148554270
>rank 270
cant believe he blatantly hacked like that
>>148554162
Nerf this.
>reprort every single hanzo/genji/roadhog player I encounert
Am I the only one doing this? It's the only way that let me at least slighthly vent out my frustration after playing against any of these fuckersw/o breaking something irl
>>148554395
Tell that to all the level 20ish Handslols blatantly wallhacking and aimbotting lately.
Too bad Blizzard only bans once every 6 months.
>https://clyp.it/y34uzzv0?token=d18fc817b96d0f98c6fd8b1e461a28a7
Confirmed we're getting voice lines for getting the basketball in the net and Sombra is looking more and more like a sneaky stealth based hero
>>148554395
I meant level 270
do you get penalized for constantly reporting people?
i soloq'd here from 56 and i'm not even that good
what's your excuse?
>>148552319
>Here's an idea for a class; a class that heals itself
>I don't really have any skills or character themes other than one where the character heals themselves
>Roadhog's E, the hero
????
>>148554417
>I'm 15 years old: the post
>join Quickplay for shits and giggles
>remember why i play only ranked
QP is Shitter Central.
>>148554162
Obviously the dog should have an ult where it's cute and the enemy heroes get distracted by it, like the stuffed animal in MGO
>>148554305
No, but the hero differentiation and skills / ultimate are moba-esque.
I would say the game is like a Moba Deathwatch in first person, if someone wanted an explanation like that. It's absolutely nothing like CoD or Battlefield or whatever.
>when your team needs a 76 but you can't aim
>>148554538
>i'm not even that good
you're literally top 1%
>>148554521
Reporting does nothing, its a placebo button.
>>148554521
Yes. After a certain amount of times, you'll eventually run out of people to report, and the only person left to report, is yourself.
>>148554501
How would you make a stealth hero without using invisibility?
I thought reaper already was one
>Narutoboy420 was Hanzo (Switched to Genji)
>>148554632
we need a weeb support, hanzo and genji's little sister/brother or something
>>148554632
>posting redditfrog
How embarrassing.
>>148554389
His name's Lucio you racist bigot.
>>148553409
I dunno. I'd rather have McCree headshot me at mid range to death than him just spamming fth like a sperg again and be rewarded for it.
I don't know how to fix fth. Maybe allow it to be more of a cone of aoe damage instead of consecutive projectiles.
>>148554775
I'm talking about the Barbarian, not the Witch Doctor.
>>148554579
>when your team needs a Zarya but her weapon model takes up half the fucking screen
>>148554538
>I like playing with a bunch of retards and grinding up to some meaningless number by myself for 0 reward
It's not fun. I did plenty of that in Dota 2 ranked.
>>148551540
>>148551663
Make the ult be temporary global blindness or fog that lasts about 10 seconds. The vampire gains increased movement speed but also takes like double damage or something.
>play with friends
>they're always screaming at me to play the characters I'm "best" at
>win with character I'm trying to get better at
"we would've won faster if you had picked the ones you have high k/d with!"
how to deal with this?even solo q is starting to sound more fun than this
>>148553384
That anon wasn't me, I don't know why he replied acting like he was
>>148554750
Excuse me, but pepe is a classic 4chan meme.
>>148554305
It also plays nothing like a shooter.
>>148554631
Sombra could well be a stealth hero, but restrict it to her ult or something? So its a big impactful thing rather than a hero running around invisible all the time
>https://clyp.it/tve4fnvx?token=e927948cf6db6b0403effacad2f159ba
>https://clyp.it/rb05clxj?token=f308063b1b8f24c41c0f4fdc28509e22
>https://clyp.it/hps2wjzm?token=8144ad9311a4e7bef19de2076ae4e6ed
>https://clyp.it/pfuqiwv0?token=7501ceb9b708ded335636c1921cb4d75
Seems like they're bringing in lots of voice lines in response to her, if this is about Sombra.
Ana is real.
What is with all these dumb faggots who throw away the game for a few extra kills?
Tired of being the solo afk on point Lucio only for a reaper to come up and press Q to take the point while my team gets slaughtered trying to run back, and then yell at me in chat for not holding it
>>148555018
Umm, no, lol. He's been being posted on Reddit since like, 2014, lol...
Anyone want to group for competitive? If we're shitters at least we're shitters on a team
>>148555090
yh her ult or maybe no footsteps noises
>>148555160
>About to cap and finish the game
>Roadhog hooks an enemy onto the point/payload
All of my rage
>>148546706
source?
>play alone
>reach rank 72 with ease and have fun in the process
>play with friends
>lose like 8 games in a row and go back to rank 65
>play alone again
>go on a huge win streak and reach 72 with ease
wtf i wish i didn't have friends
>>148555090
Better way to do it, have it as a standard ability but she has a trail other players can see, be it puffs of stuff on the ground or like a light mist as they move.
>>148554971
>have one friend who knows I'm playing Pharah
>is running around with me talking about plays
>someone flanks him and kills him, or a tire flies over a wall and explodes on him, or whatever
>"oh my god this fucking Pharah is so retarded, why didn't she save me? This Pharah is so fucking stupid"
>10 seconds later is playing with "me, his friend" again instead of "that retarded Pharah" without addressing they're the same person
>>148554162
Doomfist hard counter: Poker Cat
M1: Deal
M2: Call
Shift: Place drawing cards in between paws and flick them individually towards enemies. 5 second cooldown or immediate cooldown upon
contact
E: Raise
Ult: Take a shot from a miniature bottle and go all in
Passive: Bluff
>>148555302
anon
I think it may have been a joke
what did he mean by this?
>>148554603
i feel like a shitter tho
keep pulling off plays like this every day
>>148554538
I haven't had a game without a leaver in a long time. It's either we're winning and someone on the opposing side leaves or someone on our team leaves. I just gave up and started playing on the ptr.
>>148555090
> Reaper and 76 worried over mexican ninja
I can't wait to see what she looks like. Side note if she is black, the name Sombra seems a little on the nose.
>>148555090
I heard that blizzard don't want to introduce stealth heroes. It would be shit, can you imagine trying to take a point when one of your team is stealthed by enemy spawn trying to get sik360backstabs
>>148553814
>roadhog hook and m2 come like second nature
>cant land genji starts for shit
https://a.pomf.cat/ennoem.mp3
When does this Reaper voiceline play?
>>148555368
woah dude nice accuracy
>>148551930
heh, nothin personal kid
>>148551540
Meh.
Muscle queer day walker vampire who's employed by the Vatican to eliminate the new abominations coming out of ziegler's lab. Talks like Terry Thomas.
I hate this cunt so fucking much. Every fucking time I see him it's on KotH for some reason, like he fucking leaves every game that isn't KotH.
Fucking autists.
>>148555368
He's implying you bought another copy of overwatch just to shit on new players
>>148555480
a-are you being sarcastic?
>>148555421
I feel like rank means fuck all since fucking forsen got to 78 by being terrible in soloq.
When is genji getting nerfed finally
His kit is so overtuned it's a joke
>dash (with a fucking reset)
>double dumb
>wall climbing
>0 damage falloff shurikens
>capable of 1 shotting every 200 hp class
>deflecting everything
>wipes out the entire team with that fucking 8 seconds long ult
>>148551568
>went from 49 to 39
>literally making up the numbers in placement matches with level 25s
>have a 55% win rate
>I don't even
Once you go down you fucking stay down.
>>148555602
give him the beam
>>148555602
Found the mercy/bastion
>>148555705
>I've gone from rank 40 to 50
Jesus christ, I'm so sorry for you
How to fix/balance Anal:
- Ultimate cost increased by 50%.
- Decreased damage from 80 to 60 on Biotic Rifle.
- Biotic grenade now blocks 50% of heals taken on enemies as opposed to 100%
- Ultimate buffs rebalanced to 15% speed increase, 25% damage reduction, 35% damage increase. Previously was 50% on everything.
- Sleep dart re-designed. Now called "Stasis dart" much like flashbang the target is "stunned" while standing until damaged. Blue glow surrounds the hero to highlight being affected by the stasis dart.
>>148551930
Edge.
>route 66 coinflip
>have to literally have 3man pushing the cart for the entirety of the round duration to cap it before overtime
Holy fucking shit. I didn't think Blizz was so much of jews that they wouldn't put an intern to test this kind of shit.
>>148555852
>How to overnerf a hero into near-uselessness
>>148555476
Maybe cooking short with the original Overwatch members.
> Ana is Julia Childs
> 76 is Papa Johns
> Reinhardt is Emeril Lagasse
> Torborjon is Guy Fieri
> Reaper is Gordon Ramsey.
>>148555602
he isn't even top tier you mongoloid
his shurikens are the second worst weapon in the game and if you let a genji one shot you, that means you allowed him to get 3 headshots on you, which is nearly impossible unless you're standing still or a retard
he's just a shitter filter hero. you need to get good at tracking and twitch shooting or he's going to wreck you. literally git gud and you will see that the real cancer is tracer, a hero with twice as much DPS as genji
>>148555939
he's top tier in non pro games for sure
there are some insane genjis at 70+ I can assure you
>>148555939
>he isn't even top
He is in pub ranked.
>>148555852
You chose shit balance 'fixes' just so you could make a funny meme and typo her name.
>we have double soldier
>enemy pharah keeps flying in the sky with no care in the world
how can people be this fucking bad in 68-75 ranks?
>>148555454
not their first time saying another and doing something
>>148552119
>I carry on even though I'm useless to the team
t. Every hanzo ever
Please stop it. Please stop making us carry you.
>>148555852
>just flat out nerf her entire kit
Uh, no.
>>148555852
and by this you clearly mean reduce her heals to 50 per shot and make them penetrate teammates
REMINDER THAT
KAKUGO > MADA MADA
>>148555502
OVERTIME!
100%..95%...
...5%..100%
>Zip
>Zip
>"YEAH!"
>Zip
>Zip
>"Let's try that again"
>Zip
100%..95%...
...5%..100%
Now the rest of their team is back
>>148555160
>try to defend point against team of attackers
>I'm alone because my team decided to spawn camp and then lost
>take out 2 the rest kill me
>"Why wasn't anyone on the point?"- Hanzo with glaucoma
>I have 4 golds
>>148556039
Nah, you can fuck off. I've evolved past your stupid pathetic little "team" game. I know how to "win" games by picking a tank or support, I did it for over 100 levels. And you know what? It's boring as shit. I'd rather lose a game playing someone that aims and shoots than win a game as some boring shitty hero I don't want to play just because you're sperging out in team chat. Carry me or fuck off, but don't expect me to change.
>>148556102
not playing garbage weeb heroes > *
D.VA is just cancer now with the matrix buff
>ult buff is annoying at times but eh
>fucking defense matrix is now an unpredictable anti-die option
>pull it up to absorb, take it down unexpectedly to throw in some shooting, pull it up again to then block all the incoming damage to her while you wait 4 seconds at most while her team behind kills your team
>because everything beside rein hit, sym/winston guns(?), and genji ult cant go through
>only real time to attack her is ONE FUCKING SECOND AT LEAST where she cant pull it up after pulling it down
>she then pulls it up, absorb more shit to build up meter, and to punish enemy while they don't have their "you die" options.
I know she needed a buff, but goddam.
>>148555902
good thing overtime is infinite unless your team wipes, then.
>>148556203
then why are you playing this game in the first place
>>148556246
>absorb more shit to build up meter
absorbing shit doesnt count towards anything, all she's doing is absorbing shit
>>148555939
both deserves serious nerfs
fucking cancer
Help I dunno what legendary skin to buy next.
I'm thinking one of the pirate Torb skins, mariachi Reaper skins or jester Junkrat skins
and before someone suggests some other shit, I already own
Breakaway/Hippityhop Lucio
Valkyrie Mercy
Sunyatta
Devi Symmetra
Thunderbird Pharah
Abominable Mei
Mystery Man McCree
Antique Bastion
T. Racer Tracer
Safari Winston
>>148555226
>steet pig did this to me
>we win
Best feeling.
IS THERE A FUCKING WAY TO FILTER THE MAPS
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ON GARBAGE KOTH MAPS
>>148554338
How retarded are you, I bet you don't have friends.
>>148556389
Just wait for the summer skins senpai. I'm so tempted to pick up a couple legendaries for Rein and Pharah but you're better off waiting a few weeks until the news skins drop.
>>148556389
Reaper skins have high value because he gets every single POTG ever
I'd go with pirate Torb, it skins your turret as well and that's pretty snazzy.
What did he mean by this?
>>148556307
that was a fail
>>148556351
well genji is already getting nerfed next patch with the hitbox fix
i don't understand how people see genji as the top cancer when heroes like soldier 76 and the new post-buff mccree exist. hitscan weapons were already good as fuck and now they're getting even better in comparison to projectile guns (except soldier's)
pharah is actually impossible to play on PTR because of McCree God damn
>>148556202
Got a chuckle out of me. Good writing style, it feels natural enough to be believeable.
>>148556260
>i don't know what is spawn distance
There isn't only koth maps in this game and i can't carry 3v6 while pushing the cart and the enemy team has double healer.
>>148556469
>join game
>see it's a map you don't like
>leave game
!
>>148556568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ9mSgiNooI
>>148556534
Are summer skins actually confirmed? If so I'll see whats announced then decide from there
>>148556537
I really like the Mariachi Reaper skin, I just don't play him as much, leaning pirate torb
>>148556715
They're confirmed.
>>148556715
>>Are summer skins actually confirmed? If so I'll see whats announced then decide from there
yes
no one knows when
kaplor just said "summer"
>>148556639
>>>www.reddit.com/r/pepethefrog
>>148554417
Learn to reaper against Roadhog. Tracer or Winston against Genji. And laugh at the random headshots Hanzo gets because he's likely not helping his team.
So for how long will this game lifespan will be?
Two or three years?
So what the fuck is that glove that you're transporting on Numbani?
>>148556908
Do Blizz games ever really die?
>>148555843
>>148552472
>>148552492
Like those other guys said, if you play support, it's kind of our of your hands. Recently I've been playing attack characters but then there's either no support, no tank, or a fill-in healer who basically sucks or changes without warning half way through the match or usually both.
The fact that you can go on a7 win streak, get handfuls of medals, games with 30k healing, bla bla, then lose three games and end up where you started is just a spiteful kick in the bollocks.
>>148555852
t. Roadhog
>>148556918
its the doomfist, property of doomfist
it can level a skyscraper
>>148556918
Doomfist's Gauntlet, I assume the current Doomfist is the big bad/leader of Talon as Reaper and Widow tried to steal that shit for him.
>>148555454
Blizzard said the other night on Ster_ stream that they have no problem going back on what they said before because times change. Back in beta having Genji as a stealth melee only class with his sword sounds shit, but a hero designed around being sneaky as fuck and fucking with the enemy team sounds like it could work really well
>>148556908
Blizz makes one game per genre and supports the fuck out of it. Even if it's not the best or most popular it will still be "alive" for years and years.
>>148556918
it's the powerglove
the glove which gives power
the empowering glove
>playing defense on Route 66
>have a Genji on our team
>enemy switches to Winston to counter him
>Genji starts spending 90% of the match dead
>tell him to switch off of Genji
>FUCK YOU ASSHOLE HE'S MY MAIN TRUST ME I PRACTICED FOR THIS
>>148551930
Hey look its Reaper
>>148556689
that's probably the worst thing I've seen in a really long time
I regret asking.
>>148551930
>Blizzard makes character that is a Blizzard fan and sc2 streamer
>worst character ever designed I h8 it fuck blizzard reeeee etc.
Is it because she isn't a big boobed elf in skimpy clothing or a demon succubus?
>>148555939
>you need to get good at tracking and twitch shooting
yeah m9
same for tracer
>>148556908
Never, im a time traveler. Anyone who says anything else is a stupid faggot
>>148554971
Tell them to go fuck themselves and you'll play whoever you goddamn feel like
>>148555602
How does he one shot a 200 hp hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX74IwG0620
>>148557153
DEMON SUCCUBUS HERO WHEN
>>148556757
I think it's there just to be kinda goofy and fun even though it will never really be overpowered.
Even if it's not too useful for gameplay, it fits the character pretty well.
>zaryas that shield when you are not in combat
do these retards not get that the shield lasts whopping 2 seconds
it's like they expect me to just abandon everything im doing and run into the enemy fire when they completely unexpectedly shield me
>>148557153
For me it's the fact that when you use the shield she says it's time to raise her amp, when in reality, it substantially lowers it.
Junkrattriggered.jpg
>>148551721
>Who's your favorite character to play as, and why?
Mei because I like being an asshole and freezing people to death. I also like bullying tanks with repeat freezings.Also because she's the best girl and I want to fuck her raw.
Tracers regardless of my character because I have a fucking hard time hitting themon console.
>>148557069
And by alive I mean fresh and hip, of course, I mean TF2 2016 isn't hip and fresh anymore
>>148556908
Im sure it'll die off really quickly like most blizzard games
>>148557361
how does it lower it?
she's shooting each individual bullet and rocket down
>>148556993
oh man thats why I refused to play support in ranked, I think Lucio and Mercy are both in my top 3 played in quick play but I just don't touch them in ranked.
I'd probably be shit by now though, friends banned me from playing support so I can play a carry and win games. I ended up getting so aggressive, I wait by spawn doors on defense so I can run with the enemy team and pretend I'm actually attacking
>>148557361
she shoots down every projectile using her joysticks
it raises her apm
>that character you suck at but continue trying to play as because you wanna git gud
What's their name, /owg/? Pic related
>>148557361
>has to press the button on her sticks everytime a projectile gets absorbed.
You need to pay more attention.
wait what is this
>>148557357
Its more top down design than anything else. But at the same time Junkrat is a hero that is supposed to be defense based but kinda lacks "Safe" close range options outside of his mine.
Total Mayhem is a small advantage because it punishes people that kill you and then run right over you
At worst it forces people to move back and halts their advance very temporarily
At best people forget and die.
>>148557525
I play him purely to shit on Tracers and Genjis, the amount of hate I get is amazing.
>>148557525
gengji
PTR voice lines for dunking
Genji https://a.pomf.cat/qmszkj.ogg
Lucio 1 https://a.pomf.cat/pndotc.ogg
Lucio 2 https://a.pomf.cat/ngpqah.ogg
Reaper 1 https://a.pomf.cat/nsjuze.ogg
Reaper 3 https://a.pomf.cat/rbcjql.ogg (calm down my man)
Reaper 4 https://a.pomf.cat/fsqbdf.ogg
Reinhardt 1 https://a.pomf.cat/mauilw.ogg
Reinhardt 2 https://a.pomf.cat/ojguzz.ogg
Soldier https://a.pomf.cat/lodkts.ogg
Tracer https://a.pomf.cat/cfhung.ogg
Zarya https://a.pomf.cat/eikxsl.ogg
>>148557525
Tracer
I suck shit and I'm the reason we're losing and I don't care because one day I'm gonna be good. You'll see then. You'll all see.
>>148557562
Its installing files
>>148557646
jesus christ Reaper
>>148557646
>reaper 3
>>148557646
>https://a.pomf.cat/rbcjql.ogg
>>148557525
Ana
>gotten to the point where I can shit out healing like nobody's business
>still can't actually kill anyone for dick and end every match with like 7-10 elims at most (mostly from people I clipped and then Roadhog or Reaper or someone finished off)
>Still miss a lot of critical shots on enemies esp when scoped in
One day it'll come Anons
I just want to be a part of Cobra Unit :(
>>148557652
tracer is not hard
>>148533792
where does the nanobots thing come from? i've seen it mentioned before
>>148557470
>>148557502
>>148557530
That's not the point. I can't appreciate irony.
>>148557646
Reaper is a fucking roleplayer
>>148557783
>critical shots on enemies
dont think she gets any headshot bonus, for healing or dmg
I am new to this game, which hero is the most beginner friendly?
>>148557937
Lucio
>>148552502
represent
green frogman of endless optimism
>>148557525
Genji, although I only have a couple hours played with him. I'm sure if I felt like sacrificing my usefulness to my team more often I'd get better.
>>148557937
widowmaker
>>148557646
what the fuck is this? some new gamemode?
>>148557937
Did you play the fucking tutorial? 76 is literally the entry level hero to get into the game with.
This game is really making me regret not playing any multiplayer shooters for more than like ten hours in a lest couple of years. I fucking swear, everyone I play against is much better than me, like they came to this game after 1k hours of TF2 or something.
>>148556757
I think it's a counter to how easy he is to kill when you're in his face or you find him mid-ult
>>148557881
Well not literal critical shots. Just like important ones.
I can hit them once but then I can't follow it up. Or I'll see someone who's moving and I won't be able to track them at all or very little. Or someone will ult and I'll just flat out panic and miss the sleep dart either by a fraction of an inch or by a goddamn mile.
I'm just gonna keep practicing in PTR Quick Play until live drops probably. Hopefully by that point I can do some real damage.
>>148551269
>>148557937
Widowmaker and genji
>>148557937
soldier if you're decent at aiming
>>148557340
Succubus(male) when
>>148557646
>reaper 3
i'm fucking dying
>>148557646
>uploading to pomf
>site that goes down as soon as 3 people use it
Moron
>>148558235
This meme needs to die already.
>>148558235
I resist taking the bait
>>148557646
what am I looking at here
>>148558152
>tfw a reaper starts his ult directly on top of you and desperately tries to hop away from the grenades
Reminder that now Ana has been released, your team can now pick 3 snipers in competitive and be useless.
>>148558294
name somewhere else that has easy uploading of oggs and lets you direct link to them
pomf is literally the only site i know that does this, give me a better one and i'll switch
anyway, https://a.pomf.cat/xhhvin.ogg
>>148558363
words on a screen
press (embed) to listen to them
What's with all the Genji complaints in these threads lately? He's one of the most balanced heroes in the game.
>>148557646
>Reaper
not pictured: slav on the mic
>>148558392
https://jii.moe/
https://mixtape.moe/
>>148558392
can't you just right click them and puush
or use my.mixtape.moe?
>>148557646
>dunking
Post yfw the jello is jiggling.
>>148558307
wait what meme?
>>148558392
I personally use puush for all of my filesharing needs.
It's fast, and convenient.
>>148558581
think really hard about the word "dunking" and where that can be found in relation to Overwatch
>>148558374
but my teams already picked 3 hanzos
>>148558567
>using puush even after they got hacked and sent malware as an update
why would you do this
anyway, how's this?
https://jii.moe/N1M5-7fDb.ogg
sounds like they're adding a hero with invisibility
>>148558634
pretty sure you can't actually dunk in ow
>>148558529
You playing fucking junkrat on attack. Fucking stfu and kill yourself.
>>148558583
>game's in the refrigerator
>door's closed
>light's out
>>148558634
Wait they literally made voice lines for when you get a basketball score in the spaceship?
>>148558392
my.mixtape.moe you retard.
>>148558778
Semantics
>>148557646
What's Rein saying on his on first line?
I bit my analog stick off because I was so angry after losing my 5th game in a row. Deleted this game so I don't cause any more damage. Fuck this, bye guys.
>>148558369
>Heavy teamfight
>Popping niggas everywhere, can't stop me now
>Drop someone to my right with a quick melee
>Realize at the point of no return that it was Junkrat taking one for his team
>Sit in spawn contemplating life
>>148558235
is he going to be from Romania?
>>148557646
>People actually use English voices instead of superior Jap voices.
uh?
>>148558809
>my dick's getting hard
>>148558858
just like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Nowitzki
>>148558858
"just like Dirk Nowitzki"
You've already fallen victim to my plan.
The game's in the refrigerator. The door's closed The light's out. The eggs are cooling. The butter's getting hard. And the jello's jiggling.
can anyone post the pharaoh genji/zen picture...
people are so fucking insufferable in comp holy shit. as soon as they start losing it's the blame game and everyone is shitting over everyone. this is not how you motivate a team to do better.
>>148558809
>>148558583
>Mfw the butters getting hard
>>148558794
Junkrat is good on attack,
what's your problem?
>>148558583
Roadhog always had jiggle physics
>>148556307
>LE VISUAL POLLUTION STILLBORN GAG
>>148558583
>>148558809
>the eggs are cooling
>the butter is getting hard
>literally every ranked PTR game I've tried today has been fucked by leavers
FUCK THESE PEOPLE YOU FUCKING SACKS OF SHIT WHY DID YOU QUEUE UP FOR RANKED IF YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING LEAVE
So does Overwatch has any lore whatsoever?
>>148559103
>first round
>we wasted the enemy team
>they all rage-quit
well, that was an easy one
>>148559103
>ranked PTR
For what purpose
>>148559039
>Team has a widow + a rank 42 genji when you already have 2 flankers, but no support
>Clearly, Junkrat is the correct pick here
>>148559103
because they didn't get ana and didn't feel like playing ana stack vs ana stack in quick play.
>>148557937
Torbjorn and Junkrat are literally noobcannons
>>148559204
Yea and it's pretty cool, too.
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20130523
>>148559026
>>148558529
>rank 40s
>double genji, tracer,widow, junkrat
That poor level 34 Rein. At least he is trying to be useful and be a teamplayer. Got to a nice rank for his level.
>tfw wiping the other team with Reaper's ult on KOTH
>>148559039
>Junkrat is good on attack
>im going to spam the choke for 10 mins and then post "muh medals" on 4chins instead of picking a useful character
What is everyone's first gold gun they're going/trying to get?
Obviously pic related is mine
>>148559216
Because I want hero limits and to not be stuck on the team with 3 ana 1 zen 1 genji yet again while the other team decides to have a non shit comp and locks us in spawn
>>148559340
Agreed. Since you can throw them around like trash, and let everyone know how cool you are.
>>148559204
>Does Overwatch have lore
>The game that had tie in comics, cinematics, hand draw animated shorts and a fictional blog written by one of the characters before the game even came out
>>148559103
Calm down, sperg. It's just a game.
>>148558905
>I'm a huge weeb
Stop the press
>>148559340
hog's probably even though I play other heroes more
I want that golden chain though
>team gets stomped first round
>guy instalocks mercy obviously thinking the 1k healing i got last round had to do with me being bad at her
>feel smug as shit as she dies to genjis and tracers all day next round
>>148559014
Never happens in Europe, you are probably playing with Amerifats. Come home, European-American.
>>148558794
>one of the highest dps heroes
>specializes in blowing up entrenched defenses
>not good on attack
>>148557646
REAPER WHAT THE FUCJ. YOU MADE ME SHIT MY PANTS FROM LAUGHTERNo, I'm absolutely serious, I shit my pants. damnit
>>148559609
It does happen in europe, admittedly way less often
>>148558905
>not wanting to hear reaper's basketball line
why
People don't realize how often shitty Roadhogs lose them games.
Even if they don't die too much they still end up feeding the enemy team a massive amount of ults.
a bug happened and I placed at rank 41, when is next season?
>>148559650
that clutch heal though
unused PTR voice lines confirm that Sombra has the ability to disguise herself as members of the enemy team
>>148559832
end of august i think
>>148558172
>That Zenyatta coming for the booty on the left
Poor guy doesn't know he's about to get woah there'd
>>148559340
Can't decide if I should get reaper, soldier or pharah first.
>Playing my placement comp games
>5-0 just playing Zarya because she's such a pub stomper
>Try playing healer in game 6, maybe someone will carry me for once
>Lost first point on KotH 100 - 0
>ask someone to switch me healer and play Zarya
>Stomp the next 3 rounds
So all you people solo queuing in competitive, you're playing Zarya, Roadhog, or Soldier, right?
>>148558905
playing/watching anything with anything but the original voices whatever they may be
>>148559891
Oh shit. We're getting a real Spy stand in?
>>148559891
>QUIEN ES SOMBRA?
makes u think... like if u agree
>>148557525
Widowmaker
>tfw can't snipe for shit
>>148560061
>believing that
??????????
>>148552402
I placed at 49, took a nose dive to 39, and am currently at 55.
If you want to get out, you MUST play dps only. No exceptions. If you carry most of your games, eventually you'll hit a lucky streak where you actually get competent teammates and climb out
>>148557646
>Reaper 3
>>148558794
>not wanting to spam down bastions/turrets from across the map
(You)
>>148556160
its the whole reason they implemented this new overtime that just forcibly ends after 20 seconds
>>148559891
gimme dat source, I need to listen to that.
>>148557646
I want Reaper to GM my next D&D session.
>>148557646
>reaper 3.
>reapers face when he say's this.
>mfw
What in the ever-loving fuck?
Why does her face look so fucked up?
>>148557108
>playing comp on ptr
>genji bitching about everyone else's picks
>starts crying about how we need to kill the bastion because he keeps dying to him
>suggest that he switches
>Doesn't
>blames everyone else at the end for not keeping him alive
>>148559891
I hope we are getting more white male characters at some point, the cuckening is going too far.
>>148557646
There needs to be a comic where 76, Tracer, and Genji are just playfully trying to score the basketball and having fun and then Reaper comes up, slam dunks it, breaks the backboard, and starts going "AND THE GAME IS IN THE REFRIGERATOR, THE DOOR IS CLOSED, THE LIGHTS ARE OUT!"
>>148560420
Plastic and other types of cosmetic surgery.
>>148560503
I hope the next hero is an African trans woman so you fucks can sperg out about it 2bh.
>>148559340
I have 170ish points saved up for Tracer's, but I feel like as soon as I get enough, they'll nerf her to the ground
>play with my friends
>they're all complete dogshit and don't understand how to move a payload
>join a group i found some matches ago after someone added me
>steamrolled QP, 9 straight victory because we're fucking coordinated
holy shit at first i didn't believe the "me ooga team booga" meme but that shit actually exists
All hero bots when?
>KOTH
>2-2
>both sides at 99%
>overtime
>enemy's army of tracers are stalling the point
>my team is helpless to stop them
>they need me to be there
>but I cant
>im Reaper
>im in spawn
>it all comes down to this
>overtime counter ticks down as I line up my shot
>the game's in the refrigerator
>the door is closing
>the light's out
>the eggs are cooling
>the butter's getting hard
>the jello's jiggling
>DEFEAT flashes across my screen
>but it doesnt matter
>I dunked it in
>>148557646
>The game is in the refrigerator
>The door is closed
>The light is out
>The eggs are cooling
>The butter is getting haaard
>AND THE JELLO IS JIGGLING
What did he mean by this?
Are you ready for the D.va changes?
She is now insanely good in the ptr and I see people whining about her being broken as fuck
>>148559891
oh wow last thing we need in retard filled environment is spoys. Can't wait for video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMgMM4VP6go
>>148560575LOL
>>148560705
You know after the first patch with the McCree and Widow changes I was thinking "Hey, it seems like Blizzard is making some decent changes that don't fuck the hero up or make it unstoppable." Now I'm not so sure.
why do trash genji/hanzo/widowmaker players refuse to switch out when they are getting destroyed ?
is it really that fun losing ?
>>148559650
i wish i could get my hands on the algorithm that determines play of the game
it would be really interesting to see how different things are weighted
>>148560659
Whenever they feel like it, since they have to write each hero's AI individually. Hard mode Zenyatta(s) is still the best training tool. If most players had their aim would Zen even need a buff?
>>148560902
UUHH SORRY I DONT PLAY 24/7 LIKE YOU I PLAY FOR FUN OKAY
>>148560416
For anyone who happens to be not in the know, Reaper's reppin the Lakers here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8Z08lO3L4
How hard do you think he dunked back in the day?
>>148560705
Use Roadhog and Zarya. Roadhog's hook goes through the matrix, zarya's godbeam also goes through it, she can get nuked in no time. Though her charge rate being faster is unecessary.
>>148560982
Is Reyes from LA? Either way, fuck him go C's.
>>148560696
what DID he mean by this?
new lines (unused) in PTR:
variations of "I've detected an enemy" and "there's a hidden enemy here"
variations of "something's not right"
multiple new apology lines for every hero (widowmaker has FIVE)
what if sombra enables friendly fire?
>>148559891
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK STEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>148560902
I only switch to widow when we lost anyway so why would i switch back
>>148560902
first and foremost, a lot of them are probably little kids who like playing the coolest looking characters
the rest are fucking shitters who deserve every loss they rack up
>>148560705
too bad zenyatta fucks her up hard
I hope that piece of shit gets his HP nerfed back down to 175 like they were saying, 200 is way too much for how much damage he can shit out
>>148561139
I hope that's not indicative of a spy class or something similar. It would literally ruin the game.
>>148561139
source or lies
>>148561139
>ult that enables friendly fire on the other team
that sounds crazy enough to work
>>148560902
Genji is always fun. Highly mobile characters are just fun as hell to play as even if you suck with them.
Can't explain the snipers though
IT'S HIGH NOON
>>148560902
Pretend (like you have to) that you're a shitter for a minute
>Spend entire game getting fucking dumpstered because you're garbage
>Get maybe a couple of lucky kills here and there, but your kill ratio is still in the shitter
>You know you should change but you're 70% of the way to your ult and maybe you can turn it around
>Finally get it
>Waiting for the perfect moment to use it to get you that big play of the game and make up for how bad you suck
>Any second now
>Suddenly the match is over
>Repeat ad infinitum
>merry curisimasu!!!
>It's another "enemy Hanzo blames everything and everyone but himself" episode
>>148561139
>what if sombra enables friendly fire?
>enemy D.va is about to ult
>use this
>>148561076
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/19809396
Yep, he's an Angelino, all right.
When did Reaper go from being edgelord, to memelord?or was there never a difference
>>148561139
>>148559891
>THE REASON THAT PICTURE OF THE ANA SKIN WAS THOUGHT TO BE SOMBRA ON DORADO WAS THAT IT WAS SOMBRA DISGUISED AS ANA
SCREENCAP THIS
>>148560848
>The FtH change
>good
Taking away quickscoping probably made Widow less fun to play as well.
>>148561264
what were you thinking when you made that post
>>148561139
>widowmaker has FIVE
Damn first getting burned to a crisp by Ana and now this? Poor blueberry cant catch a break
>>148561239
I hope they at least handle it very differently. A good Spy was rarer than a good Sniper and he was never on your team of course.
>>148561076
he is in fact from LA
>Playing as Tracer
>King's Row
>been chasing down a Mei
>every time I get close, she gets a health pack
>she freezes
>now's my chance
>get real close
>unload
>still a tiny bit of health left
>panic ult
>miss
>she's got me in a corner
>I'm frozen
>I see the icicle forming
>explosion
>mei dies
I've never felt dirtier in my life.
Also, who /realbritishmusic/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=711g9K_T_tc
>>148561243
>source or lies
https://mega.nz/#!dEYWgSIa!uZVy8ToZ6BBmvlChOHJ1PULEjCJclu3yUDesnwkpSec
Post yfw Sombra can backstab for instakill.
when will they fix Anubis? that map is not fun to play on
>>148560705
>get right in her face and zig zag
>she literally cannot hit you
same old dva
i literally solo dva's with zenyatta on ptr
>>148561340
D E C O Y O C T O P U S
how to git gud with Zarya?
>>148561492
Who cares. Hanzo can spam arrows into a doorway for instakills, too. Roadhog can hook for instakills. The game is absolutely full of instakills.
>>148553409
What if they made Fan the Hammer work like Geometry Arrows and the bullets that don't impact something ricochet?
>>148561327
>payload launching away
wait is that actually a thing and delivering payloads does something
Anyone have the genji name compilation image like op's?
>>148561264
>>148561543
sleep deep lil reap
>>148558235
mercy devil/imp skin is a futanari semen demon
>>148561243
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4sz7o8/i_extracted_some_of_the_audio_files_from_the/
>>148560902
because even though shitter Hanzos do nothing but miss arrows for most of the game, their PoTG from a lucky ult convinces them that it's their teammates' fault and not their's
When is this fucking game going to let me hit 71
I just keep losing and winning in turns
>>148561607
she's not a hard hero to play
you're going to be spinning around a lot looking for people to shield basically
don't just shield to get charge, look for people with low health
stick with a group of people
then spam right clicks until you find someone close and laser them down
>>148561336
have you heard his in-game lines
the man's melodramatic cloud of concentrated unresolved teen angst
he's so edgy he couldn't reasonably be anything other than a walking meme
D.va needs her own mecha anime
>>148561650
Volskaya Industries has one of the mechas in the background get up and walk off if the attacking team wins.
>>148560168
I keep forgetting you turboshitters play against a bastion every game at your shit rank.
>junkrat can still dish out a shitload of damage
good thing i love mei you fucking inbred aussies kys
>>148561664
>try adjusting my sensitivity
>can't get used to arm mousing instead of wrist mousing
It just feels more natural to wrist mouse after doing it for so long. Guess I'll just set up a custom skirmish game with nothing but Hard Tracers to work on my arm turning.
Why is MoonMoon the best OW streamer?
>>148561926
why do you hate the rat?
>>148561958
who?
>>148561139
>What if?
I'm going to spend all day long griefing as hard as I possibly can. It was already hilarious when spergs freak the fuck out because you didn't do ___. Being able to actually directly kill them? Fucking amazing.
>>148561958
>exclusively plays le balanced hook man
no
>>148560705
>Are you ready for the D.va changes?
No, as >>148560848 said, I wouldn't be surprised if they end up killing Zenyatta balls.
>>148561958
>watching streamers
>ever
Stop shilling your stream here senpai.
>>148561139
Sombra will most likely be able to disguise herself as either an object within the world or an enemy team member.
I highly doubt she'll be able to make herself invisible because they said they tried that with Genji and it wasn't very fun, although then again maybe they just swapped abilities around like they did with Bastion's old ult and Junkrat's ult.
not bad, not bad at all
>>148562063
fat
>>148561817
stuff like this is the reason it's a good thing the gremlin Dva meme exists
>>148562063
>she built the actual suit
Noice.
>>148562062
>maybe they just swapped abilities around like they did with Bastion's old ult and Junkrat's ult
do tell
>>148561340
>>148561139
considering there's friendly fire in the game, her
>probably her
disguise would be useless as soon as someone accidently shoots Sombra
OVERFARTS
NAME ONE REASON WHY YOU PLAY THIS TRASH """GAME"""
>>148559550
>Know the reason why you lost the first round
>have a chance to prevent it
>let it happen to spite the person
This is why you guys are shit
>>148561982
Because he's a shitter that either can't dodge one of the slowest projectiles in the game, can't see traps, or regularly runs right into JR's death grenades.
He's okay at blowing up turrets and bastions with indirect fire, but first and foremost he's a retard punisher.
>>148561982
he's probably one of those shit genjis/tracers who eat trap/mine combo and die again and again
>>148562195
It's fun. Post what generals you regular so I can make fun of your shit taste.
>>148562063
Shit, that's actually really well done
>>148562105
it's funny how mad people have gotten that gremlin d.va content pretty much outnumbers sexy d.va content.
Gib thoughts on Character
Role: Offense
HP: 200+25 Armor
L.Click: Old Shotgun, Pump action 75 Damage per shot 1.5x Headshot modifier
R.Click: Slamfire: fires as fast as the player can click, but recoil is a bitch.
E:Special Shells: Loads a Disorient/beanbag shell
Disorient: Enemy's controls are inverted for 1 second, deals 30 damage
Beanbag: Knocks Target Back, deals no Damage
L.Shift: Look out!
Points out one enemy character/building. Can be seen through walls, and takes 20%more damage from friendly sources
Ultimate: Gas Barrage: Unsheathes a grenade launcher loaded with 3 gas canisters
Gas: Targets in the AOE of the gas suffer the following effects:
Movement controls are scrambled and vision is blurred, takes 10 Damage/sec for 10 seconds,Gas lingers for 5 seconds. Ult lasts for 10 seconds/unitl ammo is depleted
Audio Cue:
Enemy: GAS AUTHORIZED!
Allied: SEAL YOUR SUITS!
>>148561926
English isn't my first language, and for the longest time i though kys was a weird way of spelling "kiss" (i've heard people pronounce that like "kees" before, so that added to my confusion)
i thought it was some sort of gay chicken thing or just trying to goad people. i was really sad when i found outi am an idiotwhat it stands for
>>148561401
>Damn first getting burned to a crisp by Ana
que?
>>148561539
>get right in her face and zig zag
>she literally cannot hit you
Fuck, I have been a victim of this too many times than I could count. I can't aim for shit
>Enemy Genji complains about Pharahs and Junkrats
>Has 30 hours in both Hanzo and Genji and maybe 5 and less in other characters
>>148562165
Not much to it, they just scrapped one of Bastion's old ults way back in the alpha that gave him a remote mine, when they were making Junkrat they decided it fit his character better and gave it to him instead since they still had the idea around.
>>148562062
I'm guessing her passive will be invisibility if she stands still and doesn't take damage or shoot for a short time.
The apology lines sound like they're for a generic "Sorry" voice emote.
>>148562234
>trap/mine combo
I gave up on that a long time ago;
I reasoned:
>the mine is better as a sixth shot and to move faster
>besides If I put a mine there the enemy will catch the bait
>>148562402
I was hoping that you meant Junkrat used to be able to turn into a tank, but its interesting anyway
>>148562371
It's ok, widow shot he eye out.
>>148562354
I understand he's a male D.va but he should really be wearing red or black, he literally looks like the biggest faggot in the universe
how long did it take you to get good with Pharah?
i'm 4 hours in and god damn it i'm fucking suck with her
is there any certain trick to play her aside from git gud at aiming?
>>148562286
P good but that's not dog with a gun hastily taped to its back
>>148562234
>>148562215
a lot of assumptions from inbred aussies, as usual
>>148561982
because i want to fuck him you fucking idiot
>>148551269
There are so many awesome characters with cool, if one-dimensional, personalities. I wish we would get more lore on them. Know more about their day-to-day lives, their motivations, and their personal struggles.
I hope the graphic novels that are to come out will give us some of that, I am especially excited to hear more about widow and her perspective on Gerard's death. She seems to still care about him.
I like this brawl. I wish it was permanent.
>>148562354
Your definition is much nicer than the actual thing. Pretend you never found out anon
>>148551540
VAMPIRE HERO CONFIRMED
https://clyp.it/nbuvx40u?token=48ba0fd7a8f3ae3273a7bfe3ce94f892
THIS REINHARDT LINE = NEW VAMPIRE HERO CONFIRMEDDDDD
AND MAP IS GONNA BE SCARY FOREST + SCARY DARK CASTLE IN GERMANY / TRANSYLVANIA
>>148562510
>he should really be wearing red or black
literally this edgy
>>148559346
>>148562165
Junkrat's original design was that he was an omnic character salvaged, reprogrammed and refitted with literal garbage parts by outlaw australians. He could turn into a tank just like Bastion
>It's a me, a Lucio
Lucio is gonna be dressing up as Mario for Halloween, huh?
>>148562434
Mine starts to cooldown as soon as it's put so it's not much of an issue
The combo is supposed to be used on corners or whatever anyway so mine being visible is not a big issue too
>>148562501
In the comic? She didn't get burnt in that did she?
>>148561264
>>148562597
if it's a castle, why would he say it's not a castle
>>148562546
I am so fucking curious what Reaper does all day. Like that amount of concentrated angst and edge and just see it doing something like, I don't know, cooking mac and cheese on the stove.
Does Reaper do anything for fun? Ever? Apparently he watches some basketball.
when melee character?
>>148562543
instalock this guy
>>148562597
>new vampire hero
jeez, how is science going to explain that?
>and what exactly is reaper when not a vampire
>>148562648
I like Junkrats original design a lot more, imagine if the robot spoke in a aussie accent
>>148562510
kys you fucking idiot
it isn't the 1700s no one cares about your bigotry
>>148562751
he travels and plots in between murders and acts of terror, that is all
>>148557483
>wait by spawn doors on defense so I can run with the enemy team and pretend I'm actually attacking
Does that actually work? Doesn't the red glow/red name give you away?
>>148562751
>implying reaper doesn't edgelord for fun
Edgelord is the easiest way to have fun, people always take the bait hook and sinker
>>148562751
The reason he's such an edgelord is because the Lakers are trash.
>>148562826
I made 100% of that up. Feel free to repeat it to others as fact, though.
>>148562763
that's by far the stupidest character design ive seen before
>>148562925
Even though it's made up I still think its cool and you did a great job in fooling me
>>148562605
Katar using hero when?
>>148561340
I BELIEVE IN IT
>>148562716
I reflected a McCree ult the other day. Shit's nice
>>148562826
>beep boop cunt m8
>>148552175
>In return tone down the bullshit levels of discord from 50% to 30% to compare it to
Take him out the game at this point and who the fuck uses right click?
If I take off Reaper's mask, will he die?
>>148562510
sorry, i just thought the art was nice...
>>148552082
>wanting to play torbjorn
>>148562519
you need to learn the maps and attack from above when possiblke
>level 523
>rank 42
tip top kek
>>148562979
yeah, it almost qualifies as a battleborn character.
>You want me to morph into a ball?!
Samus skin confirmed?!
>>148563107
>breeder humor
*vomits*
what if overwatch was grimdark like warhammer? what would be the most significant lore changes? why do blizzard keep making pussy games?
>>148563172
Name? Probably a Korean PC bang if the language matches up
>>148563107
He's aSquigglyguy
>>148563024
We already have sandnigger genji and unsurprisingly it's as cancerous as RO assasins
>>148562763
Never.
Melee characters in multiplayer fps games is a terrible idea.
See Battleborn for examples.
QUIEN
ES
SOMBRA
Are they really gonna add a stealth character to the game? That's fucking terrifying, their either useless or OP.
Especially with such a small team size, spy worked best in TF2 when there were multiple people in big clusterfucks, stealth in such small time sizes is gonna be super difficult.
there is nothing worse in the world than shitters tryharding desu
just have fun, don't push shit metas all because you want to win in QP
>>148562286
I don't get the ULT
it seems completely different from teh rest of the hero
>besides: Roadhog already got a shotgun and I don't see how this one is bringing anything new to the table we hadn't had before
>>148563107
probably not
>want to play heroes i'm good at
>remember i'm trying to practice what i'm not good at
>everyone else is picking shit they're bad at
Gay couples in OW when?
>>148557108
Just tell him "You practiced at sucking? That's impressive levels of dedication there, buddy."
>>148561015
>Playing D.Va
>See/hear a bubble or the distinct sound of Russian Black Hole Engineering.
>PCHOOOOOOOOO away
Problem solved. Probably.
The trick to playing basically anyone is to never get into a fight you're not sure will be productive. Even if you die, if you take out 2 dudes or force half of their team to burn ults, you probably did a decent enough job.
>join game as defense payload
>5 meters left
>jump on it in an attempt to stall
>die horribly
>get silver medal for objective time
>>148563195
They're doing a sort of tie-in with Nintendo for a bunch of upcoming outfits. Samus Pharah, Luigi Lucio, Wario Roadhog, etc. It's for the NX edition Overwatch announcement.
>>148563395
buy a noose
>>148563245
>MUH GRIMDARK 40K
fuck off, I'd tell you to go to /tg/ but not even they like 40kids shit.
widowmaker should be able to use her grappling hook on ppl to root them in place like smoker in left for dead, mby allow her to run away tho
what did I just do?
I've decided to post here and stop lurking because I can't find a real answer.
This game just feels really fucking weird for me when it comes to aiming, I just can't aim for shit. I thought it would be a case of getting good as I don't play shooters as much as I use to but playing any shooter other than this I can aim just fine, I jumped into some Quake Live after a long break thinking I was just out of practice in agoodshooter but I could play just fine, experimenting further I jumped into TF2 for the first time in years and could aim fine, CSGO I can still headshot like no tomorrow and aim just fine.
There is something about this game that just feels really off when it comes to aiming and I can't put my finger on it and I've already changed and messed with every setting I could possibly think of and I have my sensitivity 1:1 on how I like it, I also keep a stable 120fps so I am completely out of ideas.
Am I just going crazy or is there some issue with mouse sensitivity I'm not aware of?
525th for
>I've got you in my-URGH
>>148563395
>implying anyone in this game is straight
top kek
>>148563290
>She who has the information has the power
I don't think she'll be a huge damage dealer. She'll probably do recon shit and hide among the enemy's backline
Why wasn't McCree modeled after and voice acted by Will Smith?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zXKtfKnfT8
Overtards???
>>148563290
its going to be a different kind of disruptor,
a better way to deal with multiple bastion setups and torbjorn sentrys or symmetra turrets
something something technomancer
>>148563395
now
>>148562546
She still cares about him? Does she EVER bring up the fact she killed her husband?
Thunderbird or Raindancer?
>>148563463
You've never heard of ledge jumping? Look it up, it's a neat exploit with Windowlicker and Genji that basically lets you superjump off of ledges as you're climbing up them.
>>148563395
Soon...
>>148563560
Yeti Hunter
Titanium
"Carbon"
Evangelion
Which skin for Pharah?
>>148563560
raindancer of course but u should click random
>Group is 2 Genjis, 2 Tracers, a Widowmaker and a Lucio (me)
>Opening voice line is "Look at this team, we're gonna do great!"
>We actually win
Better than expected. Then again it was quickplay, so it's not like it mattered.
>>148563426
What for? Are you feeling insecure again?
>>148563503
We can only hope, but Blizzard are normies.
>>148562751
probably in agony from his body decaying and trying to maintain sanity long enough to plot to kill overwatch.
>>148563139
>not wanting to play comfy turret dorf
I just came across a NEW level of autism
We've all seen the Genji mains and such
But I just got matched with this guy
This guy literally finds Reinhardt so interesting to play that he hasnt really played anything else
>>148563486
>blow up a 200hp class in 0.5 seconds
Fair and balanced damage!
>>148563426
>not wanting flaming homo hero
Basic bitches detected
>>148563475
might be server response time
have you changed monitors recently? what are your video settings at in game? post those if you want more tech support
>>148563475
Idk just throwing guesses out
>different fov
>very slight mouse input lag from vsync or something
>different physics and movement speeds
overwatch feels weird after playing other FPS games. i think there's some weird input lag at play that you won't notice after a while. not sure
>>148563609
I couldn't give two shits about that shitty fat cunt. She has no tits she's fat and she got no ass. Fuck Mei.
>>148563675
so? Some people like being a big german with a hammer that fucks everyone else up, and he's a good pick in pretty much every situation
When can I touch?
>>148563609
>>148563475
Your resolution is fucked up. Guarantee it.
>>148563560
God I can't believe such a blatantly racist skin made it in the game
>>148563371best ship
>>148563596
mercy's dating torbjorn
Hooley Dooley
>>148563107
It would be most painful...
>>148563475
Just in case this isn't pasta: The servers have a shitty refresh rate. You can shoot something that a second ago didn't exist, and it'll count as a whiff.
You'd think that it doesn't matter too much, but in a game that has most of its skill in reaction times and reflexes, it's really bad.
>>148563610
Advent
>>148563540
Cute!
>>148563596
Best femship.
>>148563680
You don't get it... do you..?
>>148563737
>she has no ass
what's it like being objectively wrong
>>148563824
I like hot native american girls too bad they don't exist irl
>>148563475
check your resolution, make sure vsync is off, etc
also input lag is literally hardcoded into the game and is still noticeable at 120fps so it might be that
>>148563425
>Luigi Lucio
But Luigi is actually tall.
>>148563550
She will call out to him sometimes if she gets Mercy revived, but that could just be a side effect of being revived. More recently she gets butthurt when Ana says Gerard was a fool to love someone like Amélie. She seems to have this cognitive dissonance going on where she still has her old feelings in her but doesn't exactly act on them since her Talon programming is stronger.
>>148563803
when it's your turn. get in line
>>148563824
what part of it is racist?
Is the zoom blur here too much or is it fine how it is
My skill rank is 34 and it's showing no signs of improving.
Should I just do quick play until next season and hope by then I've got my shit together
>>148563947
>race fetishism
Fuck you man, not cool
>>148563675
Rein is my most played, he's fun because he's almost never a terrible pick, half of teams in queue need a tank anyway, and he lets you carry some worse teams to victory on payload.
Way better than that guy who only plays genji all the time
Tracer says "sorry captain!" when she kills Ana
There are a few other combat interactions but I missed them
>>148563935
What's it like liking a fat bitch?
>>148554501
artist?
what part in ToS or whatever the shit i click agree with that does not allow me to have a refund, after purchasing the game, if they add an lgbt hero?
>>148564019
something something pharah's not native american so it's cultural appropriation something something
>>148562354
Huh. I also thought it was a gay flirt thing until i checked its actual meaning.
>>148562751
Slice of life comic switching between Overwatch characters doing regular stuff when.
>Reaper going through the Talon storehouse for M.R.E.'s he likes to eat
>Reinhardt trying out hair products
>Zenyatta having a conversation with people in a park
I craaaaave it.
>>148563841yes
>>148564005
Best ass in the game. Widow is overrated.
>>148564019
It's very obvious cultural appropriation
The white men at Blizzard made the skin and it mocks Native heritage
>>148563845
Torbjorn only has one love.His turret.
>>148564108
something something skins are not canon but merely alternative universe fantasies something something
>>148564098
the part where they only allow refunds like, a month after you purchase the game
>>148563560
I like the brown painting on Raindancer more since it looks like wood, but I like the red facepaint more
>>148563859
>prank of the game
>>148563824
>>148564059
Go away Tumblr.
>>148563785
He's not that good in koth maps
Which is exactly why I got curious about this guy and decided to check his stats
We were in nepal and he still fucking played reinhardt instead of winston or roadhog
>>148563871
Who?
>>148563680
>tracer with 82 hp at point blank range
S76's rockets would one-shot her there
>>148563698
Video settings mostly on low because I'm a huge faggot like that.
Monitor is the same 120hz monitor I've used for years now.
>>148563708
The only solution I can think of is this game has some kind of mouse smoothing or input lag that I just can't pinpoint and as you said the game just FEELS weird coming from other shooters.
I tend to always have a constant ~30ms but even playing with one of my friends overseas the issue is the same with ~200ms.
>>148563950
I play at 1920x1080 and I never use vsync in anything but I've expirimented with other resolutions and it doesn't help. I get the same strange feeling playing the game no matter what.
If input lag really is hard coded into the fucking game I might just quit playing until they fix it, as someone who has played nothing but games with raw input for as long as I have it's insufferable.
>>148563560
Raptorion
>>148563824
if it turns out that 76 is actually her dad, it wouldn't be racist. i'm sure he's at least 1/36th cherokee like every other red blooded american
>>148563426
Keep your bigotry on /b/.
>>148564059
Yeah but they don't even exist
>yay, second legendary in a row
>mfw it's this ugly ass shit
>>148562816
It's going to be an brawler style tank with Mercy's technology who stays alive by sucking people's health away.
Because Mercy keeps "accidentally" arming every fucking PMC and rebel organization out there with her tech.
>>148564065
It's understandable people want to main Genji since he has quite a high skill ceiling and is in general engaging to play
But Rein is such a bore
>>148564376
keep your fetish on tumblr
>>148563964
I feel so bad for Blueberry. I hope she gets better. She sounds like she was a nice woman before they messed her up. Redemption story when?
STRAIGHT HEROES:
Torbjorn
Mei
Ana
GAY HEROES:
McCree
Hanzo
Pharah
Junkrat
D.va
Lucio
Winston
BISEXUAL HEROES:
Genji
Reaper
76
Tracer
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Zarya
Mercy
Symmetra
ASEXUAL HEROES:
Bastion
Zenyatta
Widowmaker
>>148564231
>implying i was actually arguing why it's a problem and not just repeating what's always said in these situations
i don't really care, i think as far as making a native american skin they aren't offensive. at least they didn't stick her in a loincloth and an apache headdress and call it a day.
>>148564423
>>148564270
>anon is this easily b8'd
>>148564234
but it's like, what if i dont like gays or niggers, and at some point the game devs include them in the game, despite never saying that they will, why cant i have a refund on this basis? not necessarily overwatch
>>148564319
the problem with this game is that it always prerenders one frame, so your game will always be one frame behind your inputs. you can minimize the effect by simply having higher fps but it never really goes away.
try changing your render scale (the first advanced video setting) to 50% to get better fps and see if it gets better.
>>148564376
Barter for a fair trade all natural organic artisanally woven-hemp noose.
>>148564339
I like Raptorion and Mecha Queen but Thunderbird and Raindancer look cuter
The 2nd worst player IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD is streaming right now.
>Skill Rank 10.
twitch / flufflemeat
>>148564408
>Mercy do you ever wonder: who is behind Talon
>M:...no, I don'tbecause it's me, bitch!
>>148564381
>level 50
>have only gotten 3 legendary skins
End my suffering
>>148564451
>gay or bi list is noticeably longer than the straight list
Epic
>>148564580
>Skill Rank 10.
literally how
>>148564319
what about mouse acceleration or anything like that? what kind of mouse do you use? i had issues where i had to adjust mouse settings outside the game and within it before i had settings that felt normal/lined up, if that makes sense
>>148564580
is he a troll
>>148564459
I've yet to see a native person get upset about it so I dunno how offensive it really is.
I did see an India woman get mad about Symmetra's Devi skin cause apparently they fucked up a lot of stuff that holds a lot of importance to them.
You've just been Nano-Boosted by Ana and you're about to Ult out. WHAT HERO ARE YOU PLAYING AS AND WHAT SONG BEGINS PLAYING?
>>148561103
Google it. Get yourself some learnin.It means one team is so far ahead of the other it's not a question of which team will win but by how much a team wins.
>>148564451
Kys
>>148564451
citation needed
>>148563693
Is it odd that I would find it hilarious for McCree to start hitting on anyone and everyone? Dude seems like he'd be willing to try anything atleast once.That and watching the spergs have a melt down would be glorious.
>>148564737
yes he is a troll, u dont know russian, fucking retard fag? read the description
>>148564672
>>148564794
>>148564797
stay mad cistraights
>>148564496
>despite never saying that they will
They never said they won't.
Also there's a time limit on refunds, it's in the ToS, no exceptions m8. Doesn't matter what they do to the game.
$20 says that pharah's dad is native american or at least part native american
>>148564672
>>148564794
>>148564797
>being a bigot
Go back to /pol/ homophones
>>148564756
reinhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts
>>148564902
its s76
wheres my monies
>>148552319
>>148551663
Vampire Healer - Takes health from enemies and gives it to teammates. With boobies.
Seriously, this game needs more evil characyers.
>>148564802
I'm perfectly okay with McCree being a gay cowboy if they make Pharah straight.
>>148564886
>>148564886
Shoving homosexuality in everyones face.
Epic
>>148564672
Most people are Bi. They are just afraid to experiment due to social stigma.
>>148564948
s76's dad was native american you heard it here first
>>148564501
That is seriously stupid on Blizzard's part if that's true, I'll try what you suggested next time I play and see if it helps
>>148564710
I use an old as fuck Microsoft Intellimouse 3.0 that I've probably owned for some stupid amount of years because they're amazing.
>>148565032
I'd like to shove my homosexuality in your face, cutiepie.
>>148564451
not trying to claim anything re: widow's sex life
but wasn't she married?
>>148565005
How both being straight and you fuck off?
>>148564593
I'm lvl 88 and I have 10 legendary skins (bought 2 of them)
>>148564902
Would make a hell of a lot more sense then Gabe or Morrison being her father if you ask me.
>>148564052
Don't think it's possible to get any worse. Id keep playing ranked for competitive points.
>>148565032
Don't give them anymore (You)s.
>>148564756
torbjorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L9kSQbxx7M
>>148564580
He seems way better than rank 10.
I wouldnt expect a rank 10 player to be able to hit a moving target.
>>148565005
Not gay, I mean down to fuck anything atleast once, man, woman, machine, ghost particle person.
>>148565092
Amelie was bisexual.
Widowmaker doesn't have the bloodflow for sexual arousal.
>>148561103
see
>>148560982
reaper is from LA
>>148565098
How about*
>>148565092
you could argue her sex drive has been basically extinguished because of all that talon brainwashing (rape jokes aside that is).
>>148564451
Junkrat isnt gay he is happily in love with Mei
>>148565092
She was, but since talon made her emotionless, it is unlikely that she currently feels attraction towards anyone. Before she was either straight or bi.
>>148565092
you can be ace and still be in a relationship
Junkrat isn't straight or gay he's explosionsexual
>>148564683
No fucking clue. He's just super bad. He's 100% not throwing though
>>148564737
No he's actually trying
>>148555454
Maybe the invisibility will be like in Doom so it's not too hard to figure out where they are
>>148565296
But Junkrat's boypussy isthe bomb
>>148565347
Asexuality is just the lack of SEXUAL desire.
It doesn't mean one is emotionless.
>>148565032
what makes you think everyone on this board enjoys lewd waifu posting
hush up and let people have their fun
I want to go back in time to the first guy who ever added a sniper rifle to a FPS, and murder him.
Is that Half Life or Goldeneye?
>>148565347
She still loves Gerard if Ana's dialogue means anything
>>148564580
List of pros I have seen watching this SR10 blyat
>Taimou
>Wonderfuls
>Clamp
>Talespin
>Surefour
If I get SR 10 will pros watch me play too? Jesus.
>>148565546
Oi lad, if overwatch snipers trigger you so hard what will happen when you get into the game with actually broken snipers
>>148564902
$40 says that her father was just a random egyptian dude who lost his life in the omnics wars or whatever
>>148563675
>hating on Reinhardt
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GIVE ME YOUR DANKEST MEMES BEFORE I SHOOT
>>148565296
>>148565098
>both straight
breeders kys
>>148565473
Does that mean he likes to blow people (up) and busts numerous nuts?
ANY REASON JUNKRAT CANT DETONATE HIS MINE USING THE SAME BUTTON HE PUTS IT WITH?
WHY BLIZZ COULDNT JUST GIVE HIM SOMETHING ELSE ON RIGHT MOUSE CLICk
widowmaker is a trans demi girl with diabetes, autism, vitiligo and a club foot
>>148565650
Well 10 SR is like the top 1 of suck, deserves the watch. I cannot even fathom how this is actually possible without tanking rank on purpose
>>148564451
bastion is birdsexual, please fix
symmetra is asexual with autism, basically r9k at this point
>>148565814
Because if you mashed his shift button to throw it as soon as the animation lets you it would immediately detonate in your face.
>>148565718
>>148565752
>>148565046
I don't think this is the case under normal circumstances. If someone like traps for instance he might as well go by straight since he just likes <1% of men on the planet who have to try really hard to be like that. Or like the people who ERP, one of them probably RPing as a girl anyway, are fine doing it over the web but it just becomes gross if real voices and face to face contact is involved. People are flexible under very specific circumstances but aren't the quintessential bisexual.
>>148565718
10 seconds are up
shoot me you fucking idiot
oh thats right you won't you're a mercy main LMAO
>>148565718
Can I give you a Mercy instead
>>148565546
>getting this triggered by snipers
PROTIP:Pick Winston lel
>>148565973
Is it wrong that I really do physically abuse my mom? Am I Reaper enough?
>>148565815
she used to have a club foot before it was replaced with cybernetic legs.
>>148565973
It's that time of the day again
Do I jerk off to Mei's soft and thicc body OR Pharah x Mercy ?
>AND THE JELLO'S JIGGLING
>>148565239
If everyone listened to your reasoning we wouldn't have heaps of widow sfm pornshit and yet here we are.
>>148566134
widowmaker's club cybernetic foot
>>148566107
The person on the other end of the ERP isLucio with nipple clamps
>>148566031
the person suggesting all of them are the quintessential bisexual, just that people are afraid to deal with sexuality because the thought of being something other than straight has huge repercussions.
>>148566134
Both are terrible options
>>148566086
Yes, it is wrong. Stop doing that. Your mom loves you.
>>148564019
that sort of thing is basically the indian equivalent of blackface
>>148566134
neither
>playing a healer
>respawn
>see four teammates with CRITICAL signs
>they all die before you arrive
>>148566134
once you go D.va you can't go back
>>148566134
pharah x mei
how the fuck do you climb on this game. as soon as i got placed in ranked i won like 12 games on the trot and got like rank 55, but now i cant stop losing, what the fuck is going on
any cheese strats or heroes?
>>148562035
They already did, dude.
45 -> 40
Headshot into bodyshot doesn't kill anymore.
>>148564451
BISEXUAL HEROES:
literally everyone
There, problem solved. Everyone's happy.
>>148564019
They gave Pharah a native american skin just because she's brown and looks the part
>>148565296
I've seen junkrat paired with symmetra a lot, and as weird as it sounds... I can dig it.
>>148566292
>how the fuck do you climb on this game
press space on heroes who can climb walls like hanzo and genji
>>148566279
>not having a Ress handy
>>148563475
>>148563870
It's not the servers.
It's your client.
It refreshes at 20 tick, aka. 20 times a second. So a lot of the time, you are just seeing lag-compensated positions instead of more accurate depictions of positions so you see a lot of stupid shit happen.
Servers stay at 60 tick. :^)
>>148554538
Most peoples excuse is that they're not on EU
if you can breathe and have 2 hands you're basically guaranteed a free 70+ on EU
>>148566339
But not everyone is bisexual. It's like saying that lesbian girls "only need to find the right man."
>>148566348
wow
>>148566184
>not s76 wearing cat ears
s m h senpai
>>148566367
did he roll mid air?
Would you a 3D Mei /owg/?
>people coming from CSGO
>complaining they cant hit shit
LOL MAYBE NEXT TIME COME FROM A GAME THAT ISN'T RNG-BULLET:THE GAME
FUKKIN IDIOTS
>>148566292
Play Zarya on payload.
Tracer on KoTH.
>>148566134Sub Pharah and Dom Mercy.Thank me later.
>>148566041
>>148565689
I'm pretty sure he was triggered by a useless widowmaker on his own team and not an enemy sniper
>>148566450
The Concussion Blast missed him entirely.
The game just didn't get the update that he rolled until after it thought McCree got blasted off and so adjusted his position accordingly.
>>148565714
ill hate on any fucking hero when they are picked in a situation where they are unoptimal
>>148566513
ow has a ton of input lag
>>148566483
If tattoo right arm then... no
>>148566483
Anon, no one wants to fuck your ugly sister, you cuck.
>>148566537
>whoa its like totally a good unique ship because the more butch of the two is the sub and the more femme is the dom
Why does this happen all the time?
>>148566283
>>148566576
then why did you upgrade to windows 10
>>148557646
>https://a.pomf.cat/eikxsl.ogg
What are these for?
>>148566670
Probably putting the basketball in the net in the spawn of KotH maps. It's just Blizzard easter egg memery.
>Ana heals me
>"You're going to be okay."
What the fuck, this is adorable.
>>148565518
I doubt she desires anything at all.
>>148565638
Don't remind me. My heart weeps.
are the hitbox changes for projectiles already live on PTR?
>>148566609
Because it's a totally unique twist that has been done to every couple, gay or straight, that fits the mold since the dawn of fandom to the point that anything where the more assertive and strong one is actually the dominant one is actually more unique.
>>148566609
because it's cute
I just got put into a game with three mercy mains in it. and people complain about not enough support.
>>148557646
THERE ARE TEARS OF LAUGHTER RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
>>148566815
yes, as far as i know
>>148566815
I haven't noticed anything yet.
>>148566936
Because half of them were in your game
>>148566936
The funniest thing I've seen is supports whining on the card screen about not getting enough acknowledgement for their fucking easy heroes. Because those situations where one guy carries the game and the supports get 5 upvotes because they're supports never happens.
>>148566936
were they "Mains" that ONLY play Mercy, or were they People That Play Other People But Mostly Prefer Playing Mercy?
Because we need a different name for the former. Like "Blinders" or something.
>>148564231
>We will never get
>Eurobeat Lucio
>Murrica Roadhog
>Japanese Waifu Tracer
>Cold War 76
>Omnic Junkrat
>>148567087
Main means only one character
I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear.
>>148566414
Because it's true?
The difference between gay and straight is just getting someone the right guy/gal.
where were you when erdogan was kill
>>148566936
i purposely play a mercy whenever a mercy main instalocks mercy
its fun desu
>>148567272
in u're mom you stupid faggot L O L
>>148557790
It's a fan theory. But given the quote that his body is "constantly dying and regenerating" it's more likely he's still organic.
What I want is an explanation for the Shimada's weeb magic dragons. I'm leaning towards "phrase-activated hard-light hologram given by Vishkar for services rendered" myself.
>>148554064
>but anon i'm a NEET who doesn't have anything to do besides videogames
Then you will never be above average.
>>148567336
you're into necrophilia?
>>148567174
>Zarya will never go to America to be a professional wrestler
>She will never be the most over women's wrestler ever
>She will never be the female Brock Lesnar
>She will never bearhug the fucking shit out of every twiggy white girl on the WWE roster
FUCK
>>148567115
>Cold War 76
>>148567425
shed probably end up like chyna and do porn before suicide.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY COMP
EVERY GAME IS THE SAME
>IN GROUP WITH 2 OTHERS
>TEAMED WITH 3 PEOPLE BETWEEN 25 AND 40
>NOBODY BOTHERS GETTING ON THE POINT
>ENEMY TEAM IS ALWAYS A GROUP OF 6
>LOSE FIRST ROUND
>HALF OF TEAM QUITS
>JUST MY GROUP OF 3 LEFT
>LOSE
DROPPED FROM 57 TO 33 IN 2 DAYS
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT
>>148566575
Reinhardt IS optimal for every single possible situation, you dipshit!
>>148564451
>Pharah
>gay
kys
>>148567580
Stop being a pussy and quit already.
>>148567425
>expecting the WWE to book Zarya anywhere close to what she deserves
When the old man croaks maybe, until then the product is stuck with his shitty out of touch vision of entertainement.
I still think she'll do great in there, tho.
>>148564451
>Widowmaker
>asexual
>>148566815
How do you think that those changes were discovered?
Fuck one you get out of shitter levels it's fucking impossible to play torb. Everyone just switches to someone who counters you what the hell are you supposed to do my team bitches if we don't have a builder but then bitches if I don't do any damage because my turret keeps getting fucked
>>148565005
>McCree X Hanzo
I didn't realize I needed this ship. Where do I find more to fuel my addiction?
>>148564451
>Ana
she's the only hero who has actual proof that she had sex at some point in her life
>>148565296
Are you that same poster from forever ago who spammed Mei/Junkrat shit? Kill yourself
Does widowmaker's line "like mother like daughter" come from when she gets a headshot on pharah?because that would be fucking sublime
>>148561952
got one for the wall
>This thread.
"Hey guys! Wanna talk about games?"
"Sure dude. I'd totally ship General Rando and Cornell Nobody."
"No, I meant talk about the Game."
"Fuck off faggot you probably only make straight ships."
>>148568365
Fuck off faggot you probably only make straight ships
>>148568365
Fuck off faggot you probably only make straight ships.
>>148568015
Go to the /y/ thread.
>>148567351
if reaper actually consumes souls, i'm willing to bet blizzard will go the "shimada dragons are actual dragons route"
>>148567087
like 90/10 in mercy/other ratio
>>148562763
But you have both Reinhardt, and Genji, and if that wasn't enough a good Torbjorn does it too (75 damage per hammer hit is nothing to laugh at).
>>148568790
Reapers souls are propably nutrients he nanomachines out of his victims body. And I bet this is propably going to be their answer to every question.
Still think this game needs more "evil" characters. We have Widow, Reaper, Junkrat, Roadhog, and (sorta) Hanzo.
>>148569070
>>148568790
Reaper souls are similar to the souls Mercy sees/rez's, so it's possible that they're actual souls
>>148566298
I know that, but maybe this will not go live.
i hope every single piece of shit that plays soldier 76 and has ally healthbars turned off dies from anal cancer, especially if they dont put down their aoe heal if teammate is fucking spamming need healing, and ESPECIALLY if they run for 200 healthpacks, faggot bitches
just lost a game because all nearby healthpacks were taken by my teammates, fucking disco nigger was running around somewhere on the map solo and im the fucking tank I SPAM NEED HEALING HELLOOOOOOOO and soldier 76 ignores me and runs away somewhere to shoot ppl and die
>>148551721
Reinhardt Wilhelm. I find him the most rewarding. Melee is fun, charging in is fun. Getting out of damage for both you and your teammates by shielding up is great. I feel like the game centers around me by grouping up for the pushes and I get plays of the game often enough with him and his rapid ult. That being said, i don't like his classic look and only find his Stonehardt/Lionhardt and Bundeswehr skins to be palatable.
Personally, I hate junkrat. Requires little to no aim to do insane damage. Neither my teammates nor I seem to take down his riptire in time. Traps surprise me a lot of the time, even when I look for them. But mostly, guys keep spamming those bombs, and even if you kill him he has his martyrdom to kill you with the real last laugh (and given that I play reinhardt often I get up in that range too much). Also, I had enough of getting headshotted with his bomb when he's not even aiming for me. Also, whenever I try to play AS him, it just doesn't to it for me, I mess up and just can't get into the mindset that makes him good.
>>148551875
You are not alone.
>Hanamura Defense Quick Play
>Pick Ana
>One other guy goes Ana and everyone else goes Mei
>lol fuck it why not
>We lose but it's surprisingly close because lol infinite Mei ults
>Their Reinhardt starts bragging in chat about how we suck and we relied on cheese
>Next game go three Anas and three Pharahas
>Reinhardt goes D.Va and we make him our bitch all game
>Very narrowly lose in OT
>Whines some more about cheese and tells us all to git gud while we laugh in chat
Reinhardt if you're in this thread you are the saltiest bitch on the planet
Mei stacks are fucking hilarious though now that she can get her ult basically every 30 seconds, makes me want to play her more
>>148551721
Now it's D.va. Fly around and delete everyone's objections. You can flank, or stick with the team and still be useful now.
Zenyatta. He deletes my health.
>>148557525
Any offense hero, especially Pharah and Reaper.
>>148558235
*Incubus
>>148561264
>>148571131
How do you have trouble with Reaper? Just teleport behind people, walk up to them and hold LMB.
>>148555476
It's a basketball reference.
>>148571532
I personally thought I didn't until I saw my thirty percent win rate with him.
>>148563653
>those faces