/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #974

>>148534378

why is it fitting

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This post is dedicated to Solas

Alistair and his cheese fetish frightens me

>>148534512
Because mages are faggots

>>148534512
It represents the masculine templar order dominating the mages with their figurative dicks
Of course, the symbolism is lost considering how the templars got retconned to have women in later games

>>148534636

Why can't Templars be women.

in Tevinter, a man can be the Divine.

>>148534546
Cheese isn't even that good

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>>148534737

Fuck you, cheese is great

>>148534734
Because it was an intentional decision they made during the development of Origins? Being a templar is a brutal, demanding job that takes everything from a person, it makes sense that it's male-oriented

>>148534852

The only thing that matters for being a templar is how much lyrium you can snort off your knigh-commander's genitals

>>148534843
>bitter
>smells bad
>expensive
Shit tier food

>>148534914
You also need enough willpower to not end up like Samson

>>148534950

>bitter

No

>smells bad

Smells amazing

>expensive

You probably buy superfluous shit everyday like beer

>>148534950
I bet you also think corn flakes are better than oatmeal

>>148535057
I only eat cornflakes

remember dagpanions

>>148535529
Fucking dead

I am a refugee, and I feel alienated by your in-jokes. Please be more inclusive and considerate, because we are the backbone of this general, and we keep it alive.

>>148536016
Fuck off..!

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>Wynne actually attacks you because Morrigan is an apostate
I never knew this, I always liked Wynne but this proves that circle mages are pretty damn brainwashed
"your advisor" :3

>>148536112

Wow, rude.

Those ellipses are extremely insulting!

>>148536335
. . .
. .
.
UMMM

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Fuck you, little boy!

>>148536191

So,what's the deal with mages in dragon age? Everyone is super afraid of them, but do the characters not realize that mages have shit HP and defenses compared to everyone else?

*kills 84 dagnas with cone of cold*
#notallrefugees

>>148536495
They turn into abominations (which are basically very strong and bloodthirsty monsters) if they're desperate

>>148536465
>those hands

>>148536191

I've thought on this for a while.

Wynne actually has a terrible personality. She is brainwashed by the circle, and is incredibly narrow-minded.

She attempts to dominate the Warden, and make him follow her "morals". She is willfully deaf to the problems mages have, and will talk down to anyone that doesn't agree with her as childish(the warden), or as dangerous(morrigan)

Meanwhile, Morrigan will never lie to the Warden, she is innocent like a child.

>>148536191

Stop it right there lad
You have to teach morrigan some new values. All she ever knew were Flemeth's insane lectures. Telling her to think about what would have been if she grew up there without having a choice is the way to go...

Solas...
>>148536774
It's even worse if you read Asunder because it turns out she abandoned her mage son and didn't care enough to reconnect him despite having a lot of political power. We know that circle mages can have all sorts of privileges (like Vivienne), it's just that Wynne genuinely believes that they have no business living outside of chantry dogma. I kind of like her though, her mentor-like relationship with the warden (especially a mage one) is quite nice and her speech about not fearing death is some of the best writing in the game imo

taking a massive dump in morrigan's mouth

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>>148537482
>forgot my Solaspic

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>>148537208
We don't use common decency in THIS party!

who is the cutest /dag/ pairing?

>>148538309
kiki x LF

>>148537482

Vivienne sounds like the exception, not the rule

>>148538778
There's also Fiona who does whatever she pleases

>>148538512
Asunder x LF is cuter imoho

>>148539245
>>148538512
what the fuck is an LF

>>148539290
Newfags...

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Nice cosplay

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Fabulous Hawke...

>>148539349
no bully

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>>148539290
A pseudo-namefag who wanted to tap asunder's gigantic ass and caused a lot of drama over it
Ultimately famous for writing us an extremely sad farewell letter which touched a lot of stone cold dagna hearts and made him the butt of the jokes forever

>>148539290
The LelFriend that is currently back under the alias of LiaraFriend as if I wouldn't notice

>>148539803
LF's MEfu was Tali, I know that because I'm afflicted with aspergers

>>148539587
Looks like something out of Silent Hill but it must be Dragon Age because there's a dragon pic behind it
So what is it supposed to be?

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>>148539968
The Hanged Man banner.

>>148539713
>Isabela who's not fat
What is this...

>>148540126
Very cool

How can Solas turn people into stone

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>>148540165
Russian biofags are having fun
Full album here http://pastebin.com/86wbbSkX

>>148539860
Yeah and later he dumped lel for triss, he is not loyal and now he has liara.

>>148540437
weekes magic

>>148540564
>leliana, triss, and tali
what a plen

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>>148540535
refl

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>>148540535
Thanks! Katia is cute as always and I have to say that Isabela is very pretty
>>148540564
The Triss thing came out of nowhere because I remember him getting into an argument with the other /dag/ trissfag before TW3 about mages being terrible and Shani being the only good waifu
Let's stop talking about dumb namefags though

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I'm gonna go floss now

>>148541323
You need braces for that...

wtf I suddenly hate /dag/ now

>>148541615
Hate you too bby

>>148541615
It's never too late to go back to /meg/

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>>148539803
>LiaraFriend
Who said we were friends...

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>passing intimidation checks for you
Morrigan is the best

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>>148540535
One more album, more quality content, still updating
http://pastebin.com/CYL4aL2W

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>>148542808
Sweet Jesus...

>>148542970
Looks like something our fhm anon would like

>>148542795

Dat Templar armor tho! Even with the over sized spaulders, I really liked the look of it in the first game.

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>>148542795
>monstergirl sex

>>148543240
did you see the harpy fic last thread?

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How can one man fuck up so consistently?

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>>148543104
Yeah, it looked really expensive with that velvet and chainmail, like something an elite order of knights funded by the church could afford

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>>148543296
Yes!

>>148539860
>afflicted

>>148543872
Stricken with autism

>>148543341
I don't know what you mean because Solas didn't do nothing wrong

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>>148540535
Pretty blonde man, why couldn't you have put on templar armor?

Time to merge with /meg/

>>148546472
Dear anon, there's literally nothing keeping you here and you're free to go back any time

>>148544703
The Solas cosplayer is hotter

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>>148546472
Please no

>>148546750
That's leliana :D

>>148547010
From the photoset in general, dummy

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>>148546750
Somehow makes me laugh.

>>148547010
thanks for making me laugh sweetheart

>>148546472
No thank you.
>>148546750
He's cute, but I guess I prefer stockier builds. And templars.

I'm a fuckboy and could totally cosplay Kieran

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>that slight boob jiggle
The desire demon model was truly ahead of its time

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I mean damn, she looks better than Miranda and that one was supposed to be the ultimate bioware bombshell

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>>148551094
>Miranda
>ultimate bioware bombshell

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>>148551190
They sure as hell didn't design her with anything other than sex appeal in mind
Though I guess EDI and ME3 Ash also had the same design philosophy behind them

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>anon's waifu comes to life
I really like this quest

>>148553137

what's the downside to Desire Demons again?

>>148553753
They drain your lifeforce

>>148553753
They possess you, but you're stuck in your happy dream world living the life you've always wanted. They do have the ability to do whatever with your body, not limited to killing your loved ones.. but you're still none the wiser.

>>148553875
I forgot about that part. At least you die happy.
You would think they would want to feed off your life force slowly and do whatever it takes to keep you alive..

>>148553753
They're extinct

>>148551701
They really fucked her face up though

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Sumwhan... Halp me...
>>148554056
I'm trying to think of any other examples of making deals with desire demons and I think there's some noble lady in Sebastian's dlc. It's implied that they've been working together for years so I guess it's not like the demons kill their hosts right away

>>148554415
And her ass
And her tits

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FlippantHeftyCanadagoose

>>148555920
Please tell me this is not a romance scene

>>148556190
Relax, it's just bestiality

>>148556259
THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY

>>148554627
We'll consider it symbiotic then.

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Smoke weed everyday

>>148556428

I thought Elves didn't dream

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>>148556826
That's dwarves

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Whoah

>>148557176

I don't know much about this universe's lore but my Inquisitor is a dorf and I did that conversation with Solas where he Inception's you and my dorf didn't seem very unfamiliar with dreaming.

is there anyway to get Morrigan's approval without being a total asshole!

>>148557495
Dwarves aren't supposed to dream but the games don't reflect that for gameplay reasons. Oghren and Varric comment on it but no explanation is given other than "it's a very powerful demon/ it's the anchor"

>>148557686
>not being a total asshole

if you wouldn't do anything for your waifu, just get out of my sight right now

>>148557686
leave her in camp

>>148557686
Get that feastday dlc and keep giving her cakes and thoughtful gifts

>>148557919

I want to feed Morrigan cakes, and make her thicc

What would you imagine is the average dick size of each of the DA races? I'm doing some research

>>148558212

Humans-6 inches

Dwarves-6 inches

Qunari-6 inches

Elves-12 inches

>>148558212
>>148558387

Humans - 4in
Dwarves - 2in
Elves - 4in
Qunari - 9in

Be realistic, senpai

>>148558212
Humans - 15cm
Dwarves - 10cm
Elves - 0.5cm
Qunari - 20cm

>>148558212
>>148558387
>>148558653

human--6
dorf--5 but dat girth
elf-- what penis lol
qun--15

>>148558387
12 inches internal

http://i.imgur.com/YGo7vFD.jpg
post breakfies!!!

Qunari food: Tastes like drywall

Dwarf food: Tastes like dirt

Elf food: Tastes like green

Ferelden food: Tastes like dog hair

Tevinter Food; tastes like semen

Kirkwall food: tastes repetitive.

Orlesian Food: 10/10 French cooking

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>>148560769
Is that... strawberry jam?
>>148561089
>French cooking
>10/10
lel

>>148561241
raspberries
melted in the microwave

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>>148561241

>Doesn't like butter and flour

Wew, sure is plebe in here

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Welcome to my love boat... Smoke some elfroot and explore the Fade as a mouse, invade the deepest nightmares of your friends and companions, or better yet, experience the throes of passion in the hands of the burning man

do you love your waifu enough to allow her to experience the sheer pleasure of a big qunari cock?

>>148562853
only if i'm allowed to watch

>>148563414
how else would you make sure she's safe?

>>148562853
>>148563414
>literal cucks
I'd kill myself if I were you

>>148564056
You know, I was just thinking the same thing

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They see me burnin'
They hatin'

>>148562853
Only if she's armored to be safe, like Sten said. Bull is a weaking and can fuck unarmored people without killing them but that's not how a real Qunari fucks.

>>148562853
qunari are nasty you dumb fuck.

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>>148562853
>your waifu
>not you're waifu

>>148565058
To this day there is no SFM of sten ravaging morrigan. What happened?

>>148567732
Morrigan is too pure

>>148568275
You haven't seen the porn I have

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>>148536619

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>>148568385

Kinky witch sex

>>148568385
There is nothing purer than a mother's love

>>148569374

Kinky witch gift-giving

>Nobody rented Morrigan all evening
Why even play

>>148568634
Morrigan looks like Solas here. Seriously, just imagine her without the hair and makeup. Spitting image of Solas.

>>148569837
No butt chin though

>>148569837
solas is a piece of shit

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>>148569882
No horse face either

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>domestic violence
>>148569882
Also no nice high cheekbones and violet eyes
>>148570210
He's so cute

>>148570732
kinky

>used to get slapped around by her mom
>introduced to intimacy by watching Flemeth do freaky rituals with weird men
>distorted perception of men and romance because she had no daddy figure
Poor Morri

>>148571652
Huh?

>>148571691
sorry, i was on some more shit

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>>148557495
>>148557787
Might as well post Oghren's reaction

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>live in a society where your caste defines you
>your status as the paragon's husband puts even more pressure on you
>can't do what your caste is supposed to do (fighting) because of a mistake
>everyone bullies you
>drown your sorrows in disgusting alcohol
Pretty sad stuff
I like how the fade actually characterizes the companions in DAO instead of it being full of dumb shit like "I like big boats I cannot lie xD" and "Blackwall's greatest fear is HIMSELF XD" like in the other games

>>148573820

I like Blackwall

>>148575223
I like him too, but I wanted to complain about the dumb, primitive greatest fears as gravestones thing and that's the only one I could remember off the top of my head
Also Solas dying alone

Hey

>>148575223
he was pretty bland and forgettable desu senpai

>>148575693

I preferred him to Cassandra as my party tank

>>148575842
but Cassandra is top tier waifu material

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I think I'm going to call it a day, too much Fade
>>148575693
He's not a gimmicky meme character and has a decent character arc, which is refreshing after the casts of ME3 and DA2

>>148575981

She's top-tier manjaw material.

DA2 Cassandra was a qt, but man she got uglier in Inquisition.

>being unable to see past someone's jaw and missing out on a top tier qt
your loss

tfw no morrigan gf

tfw no kieran bf

tfw no tulpa bf

Hairy Turkish husbando....

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>>148577804
>tf

>>148578174
>b
hehehe... nope!

>>148581078
You need permission to use this meme

*american male voice* Everything you've heard? Completely true.

A woman?!

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>>148580219

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>148584119
What did he mean by this?

>>148584626
What didn't he mean by it?

>>148585115
bbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>>148586256
I see

don't you forget about me...

>>148576126
The fade is amazing in theory, but those quests in Origins were enough to engage frustration.

>>148592158

How is it frustrating

My ultimate is charging.

>>148593056
um /bwg/ is for discussing mature adult games, not kiddie arcade shooters

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>>148585115

im screaming because i have no morrigan gf and im feeling it

>>148593994
she's so perfect

>>148592683
The fade quests? I remember being bored and running around a lot in circles, then getting pissy.
You don't have to agree.

>>148593994
Just go to the fade already... she's waitin...

>>148594851
>go to the fade at night
>waifu isn't there for me
... ;_; ...

American voice for the inquisitor, or British voice?

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>>148595446
You like seafood too?

>>148595091
Um... the fade is a one way trip hon...

>>148595663
You go there when you sleep right?

>>148595446
>>148595536
That's what I thought...

>>148596180

Is she a sith lord

morrigan more like CUTEigan

>>148596494

More like bitchigan

>>148596572
that's really misogynistic

>>148596661

Don't worry, I think Sten and the Qunari have a terrible philosophy too.

>>148596572
fuck off, shitlord

>>148596793

Ugh, really?

I mean

I just can't

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Why does /dag/ hate Leliana so much? I'm a refugee, pls no bully. And stop using ellipses and calling me hon, it's gay and creepy.

>>148597060
Because she's ugly hon...

>>148597095
i want her to kill me and then rape my corpse

>>148597118

Leliana is beautiful. Also, I do not appreciate you doing exactly what I told you not to do.

>>148597204
She's smelly and gross sweetheart...

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>>148597196

i want to live happily ever after with her as a romantic partner in a commuted relationship between man and woman with her

>>148597279

How is she gross and smelly? The French keep themselves very clean

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>>148597324
>The French keep themselves very clean
Darling... sweetie... honey... no

>>148597308
that's a little weird, anon

>>148597427

Muslims aren't French

>>148597308
>between man and woman
T R I G G E R E D
R
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G
E
R

E
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>>148597060
You know this general was compromised mostly of women and gay men before your ilk came through, yes?

>>148597736

I'm not telling you to die. I just want to be accommodated!

>>148597967
Matriarch Benezia: --Die!

>>148597967
Ellipses are a part of culture, sugartits. It can't be abandoned for the weak.

mlmlw...

>>148599456
tasting the forbidden fruit...

>>148599456
cing in yen while geralt cs in you......!!

>>148599798
>cing
crapping?

Is Tulpa broken?

>>148599983
i don't like this

>>148599909
............... mooka shaka paka *shoves breadsticks into purse*

I just want an RPG where I can go on an adventure instead of saving the world

>>148601049

Dragon Age 2

>>148601129
That's not what I'm looking for
I don't think anyone will deliver it

>>148601049
D'sD?

>>148601049
KOTOR 2

>>148601049
Fatal Frame series.

>>148601252
Bioware will when they deliver Mass Effect: Andromeda!

overwatchfus

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fire emblem triggers me so god damn hard

>>148602848
what? why?

Javik

FlippantHeftyCanadagoose

>>148603275
because i lose 40 mins of progress from one mistake or because i get gayed out by something stupid

especially infuriating when all your characters are getting obscenely lucky with their level ups and someone dies so you have to restart and lose it all

>>148603483
oh. that sucks.

have you tried playing a game that isn't shit?

>>148603543
all video games are shit, it's an indisputable truth of the universe

>>148603773
oh. that sucks.

have you tried getting a hobby that isn't shit?

Posting quality at an absolute low today

>>148603959
what if my hobby is doing shitty things

>>>/v/345167450

i want to lick the sweat off of sunny's chest

>>148606342
No.

>>148595520
Brit female > American male > American female > Brit male

this is the objectively correct voice ranking for the inquisitor

>>148606726
All your secret talking about DA2 without being judged by dagnas fantasies can come true

>>148606342
Daily reminder that /v/ opnions aren't to be taken seriously.
>>148606754
American female was god awful.

>>148601049
I just want an RPG where I can play as a fat hairy man

>>148606941
They were all shit except for Traynor.

Having a voiced protag is faggot tier.

>>148604498
Was posting quality in /dag/ ever truly high, though?

>>148607014
Paper Mario.
>>148607043
I liked having a voiced protag, but it is a bit limiting. Traynor?

>>148606683
sunny = slut

>>148607138
The Brit female. She also voiced Samantha Traynor in ME3.

>>148607242
lil bit

>>148606754
tsk tsk tsk...

american male > brit male > sad whiny female > flat low voice female

>>148607326
I liked her most. American male sounded.. boring. Hardly any inflection in his voice. Can't remember the brit male's voice. American female had shitty inflection too.

>https://www.instagram.com/p/BEo6uiLJXnV/
If this is /dag/'s ideal male, who is /dag/'s ideal female?

girls are gross

>>148608257
We aren't one person. And that guy looks like white trash.
>>148608697
This too.

>>148608754
boys are gross too
now that i think about it everybody is gross

>>148608786
Not me!

>>148608786
everyone is gross but Morrigan desu senpai

>>148608786
It's not a thought to be dwelt on, or it can get in your head.

>>148608754
*euro trash

>>148609721
Euro trash makes him sound like an early 90s punk. He looks like a fucking redneck.

>>148610163
Also, has armpit bitchtits and you have to draw the line somewhere y'all.
/rant.

>>148610163
>>148610660
baka desu

>>148608257
too muscular

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Let's post European characters
>Sweden

sup

i miss moot ;-;

Help me I'm so tired

>>>/v/345146563

>>148614032
>the same exact thread again

>>148614083
Time to rumble fagget

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>want to do too many contradictory things and i can't pick any of them because it means missing out on another so i'm just sitting here doing nothing and suffering
every
night
why

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>>148616614
My /dag/na
Let's sit and do nothing together.

>>148616614
>>148616740
Reminder that your lives are already 1/3 over and you'll never get anything done if you continue like this

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>/dag/'s mommies

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>>148616980
Horrible.

>>148600183

Not me, unless I sleepwalked. I told you to lock me up when that happens...

>>148616614

Try to do them at once anyway!

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>>148616980
>happily married woman
>pregnant twice
>my wife and I
Wait, what?

>>148616980

>I'm pregnant and have a wife
Lesbomancy is REAL??

>>148617126
wtf is a tabris

>>148617184
A family name of the city elf origin.

>>148616886
What does getting shit done even mean

>>148617232
It's updating your journal.

>suddenly remember a kpop song I heard in 2010
>find the video
>completely forgot the singer
>look to she if she's put anything out recently
>find out she died in 2013 at the age of 25
someone..... help me........

There are women in this thread, and the thought of that scares me

>>148617494
This is why I would never post a s/b*lfi* here. My body is NOT for women.

>>148617232
I don't what it is you're whining about this particular evening, just things you want to do

>>148617494
>being scared of women
How do you even survive in the real life?

>>148617450

Let me guess, she choked to death on a little live octopus.

>>148616980
/dag/'s mommies would name the babbys s*l*s and c*ll*n

>>148617713

Not just any women, but /dag/nas

>>148617740
That's Japanese women

>>148617740
brain cancer....

>>148617779
S'l's and C'll'n!

I'm naming my first born Asunderchan!

I'm naming my firstborn Mr Sword!

>>148617848

Oh...
Tbqh the shitloads of news about people getting cancer are a bit spooky as well as the number of cancer patients in my area

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>>148617919
Sile and Cirilla...

>>148618205
People would just pronounce those as Syle and Kirilla.

>>148618478
Sheala and Zireael...

I'm naming my firstborn Morrigan disapproves!

Triss is my waifu, my gf

>>148618097
It hit a good bit of people in my area too. It's crazy.

>>148619420

I'm not too surprised about the people here though, there used to be huge trashdumps nearby about 100 years ago before they decided to expand the city on said trahsdumps and act as if they never existed. Some people grow their own vegetables here, believing they eat healthy. The soil is probably pure poison by now because all that shit beneath us doesn't just vanish.
Growing your own stuff is rarely a good idea anyway unless you really know the entire history of the place you do it at.

>>148617545
PM me bb

>>148617545
Women don't like fat hairy guys, so they probably wouldn't even look

>>148620114
True but you also can't be sure how healthy vegetables from the supermarket are.

>>148620449
Guys don't like fat hairy girls either, it follows that it's only homosexuals (kiki, /dag/) who like that kind of look

>>148620720

At this point I'd literally prefer my food being born from a 3D printer.

3D printing your waifu..

>>148623063
Sacrificing all of /dag/ in a blood magic ritual to summon your waifu..

>>148620275
Have not received any messages yet...

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tfw bored enoguh to consider replaying the mass effect series

>>148625510
i did not long ago and found it really depressing. the first game is magic then i load up 2 and the whole game feels gutted. it sucks.

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>>148625510
Play Alpha Protocol and Deus Ex: Human Revolution too if you haven't already, they kind of feel similar to ME in terms of the protagonist and the gameplay
>>148626042
ME2 looks pretty nice in terms of lighting and camera and has a lot of unintentional comedy so I kind of like it. However, the plot is all over the places and the characters range from pretty good to absolutely moronic

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>>148592158
Navigating it is a real pain in the ass and the blur filter gave me a legit migraine, but I really like the design and symbolism behind the area
>everything's on fire because the demon draws on the templars' psyche (who are both enraged about the present situation, follow the teachings of a prophet associated with fire, and are kind of hotheaded in general when it comes to magic)
>the map "mages asunder" is full of mages becoming paranoid and turning on each other, foreshadowing the novel Asunder
>servants come at you with knives in the mage map, representing the mutual fear that mages and mundane people feel towards one another
>the architecture is obviously based on the real tower but looks weird and dream-like (unlike DA2 where they straight up reused the templar hall map and called it a day)
The Black City being visible from almost every angle was very creepy and cool too.
I just remembered that the did something similar in DAI too during the templar quest, that was really neat. Like how you still haven't had the chance to get to know all your new friends at that point, and the advisors in the fade reflect the inquisitor's initial perceptions of them - Cullen is angry and bad tempered, Leliana is ruthless and murderous, and Josephine tries to use diplomacy to influence you for god knows what agenda
>>148597060
She's alright I guess. Too different between the games to be called the same character though
>>148601049
Fallout NV
The Witcher 2
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
The first Shadowrun game (haven't played the rest)
Divinity: Original Sin
SWTOR

>>148627085
>Cullen is angry and bad tempered

honestly never got that impression from the guy, he seemed really chill and I was especially surprised to find out he was a former Templar because of that (never played DA2 and honestly didn't remember him from origins)

>>148627249
His introduction in DAO (if you don't play the mage origin) is yelling at you because he thinks you're a demon, and he's beating a possessed recruit up in DA2 when you first meet him. He's much calmer in DAI but there's still that incident where he snaps at some mage and templar who are arguing in Haven early on

>>148606342
Every single Dragon Age thread I've seen on /v/ is full of praising DA2 and complaining about the other games being boring, I really hope it's the same guy/girl with extremely low standards (or one who doesn't play many video games, that would fit /v/ too) because how else could you look at the same five maps for fifteen hours while listening to Anders/Fenris banter and think "mmm this is the good shit"
>>148617028
>>148617779
I'm going to name my firstborn Fen'Harel, The Dread Wolf and call him Frederick!

let's sex

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>>148628557
Let's!

>>148607563

My main problem with the American female is I made a young dorf who I didn't envision as being particularly gruff or manly, and the American-accent Inquisitor sounds like some 40-year old whose hormones are fucked from years of steroid abuse. I don't get it,the other dorf females like Scout Harding and the arcanist have perfectly reasonable voices. So anyway, my dwarf has the British accent.

I guess that kind of works since her backstory says she grew up on the surface anyway.

I could really go for some swtor right about now

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>>148629850

Let's all play BG Dark Alliance!!

>>148629721
>the other dorf females like Scout Harding and the arcanist have perfectly reasonable voices
That's because they're voiced by Ali Hillis and Laura Bailey
>>148630040
Let's not!

>>148630291
>Ali Hillis
...!!

>>148630291
>That's because they're voiced by Ali Hillis and Laura Bailey

....so, why couldn't they get either of them to do female inquisitor?

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Looking pretty fabulous in all this pink, Cullen

>>148630037

It's better with sound effects... you gotta be there to feel it!!

>weekend
>/dag/ isn't ded
What's going on...

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I feel the same way about shems! We have so much in common
>>148630938
Probably too expensive or something

>>148630291
I fucking hate Laura Bailey, her voice gives me the opposite of ASMR

>>148631424

die

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I like the implication that Cullen reminds Oghren of his wife

>>148631624
Oghren is so nice and caring...

>>148631624

Kek, I should have taken Oghren along more.

>see a DA thread on /v/
>someone's talking about me
:3