Dota 2 - /d2g/

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>11 memes late

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do you forgive him dotards?

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oy! bresh mead :-DDD

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So I've waited a real long time but now I am certain:
Huskar is fucking bullshit
The only way to stop him if youre not lucky enough to have a permestun combination is heavens halberd.
>stun for 5 seconds total
>get out of stun just a fraction for a second before death
>just keeps attacking
>thanks to lifesteal, can never die
>insane attack speed
>laos nigh-immune against magic

There are a lot of BS characters in this game and I even learned to counter Riki, but Huskar is beyond redemption

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PIT LORD

Chaos Pillar
>Active, AoE, Ground
>After a brief delay, a pillar of fire erupts at target aoe. Enemies in the AoE take 100/175/250/325 damage and are stunned for 2 seconds. Allies or self in the AoE are lifted into the air for up to 4 seconds, gaining highground vision.
>Allies can jump off the pillar by issuing a move command in any direction and land up to 400 range away and can traverse cliffs / trees this way

Profane Inferno
>Active, AoE, Ground, Channeling
>Pit Lord unleashes a steady gout of fire in an aoe that grows larger and deals more damage and slows movement and attack speed as its channeled.
>Deals a base 10/20/30/40 damage per second and grows by +50% per second for up to 8 seconds. Slows by 20% + 10% per second

Higher Ground
>Passive
>Pit Lord gains bonus attack range, cast range and damage when targeting lower ground.
>Gains ranged attack with 400/500/600/700 attack range
>Gains 20/30/40/50% bonus cast range
>Gains 20/30/40/50% bonus damage (both to spells and attacks)
>Bonuses are doubled when on two or more levels of higher ground
>Affects when targeting units on low ground or casting spells targeting ground itself

Pitfall
>Active, Ultimate, AoE, Ground
>Pit Lord smashes his great mace onto the ground and after a brief delay the ground gives way under target aoe, collapsing all units into an inescapable pit. Deals 100/200/300 damage and traps both allies and enemies for 4/5/6 seconds. Movement skills that would put the enemy less than 1500 range outside the pit will keep them stuck inside the pit on the edge. (Can still teleport out, but can't blink out)
>Anyone can enter the pit after its been created

>>148531052
no, RTC is dog shit and needs to retire already

>>148531116
This has been the case for literal years now
Nothing has changed

>>148531116
he is only good with defensive cuckport right behind him and in high skilled games

literally just tp out

>>148531116
Oh, I forgot:
>builds black king bar
>immune to heaven's halberd

>Illidan playing blade&shit
why?
As far as gook mmo's go it's not even remotely good

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shekels hehehehehehehe

>literally every single champ has 5-7% higher winrate on radiant than on dire

lmfao, nice balanced map dotards

>want to play normal relaxing game of dotka
>ally picks naga siren
>enemy picks terrorblade
>they both go radiance
>70 minutes later I'm still in game

Is zeus still viable?

>>148531591
>want to play relaxing game of dota
>zeus goes 0 6 mid
>bristle top goes 1/6
>im wisp 0/1 botlane going really well
>after i see my bunch of faggot teammates decide to start punishing this 1/7 bristle into enemy fountain
>he's so bad he doesnt even understand what disable help is, literally how do cunts like this get into 4k mmr?
>enemy team tell him after 30 minutes
>now literally all 9 people in the game think im the one who made us lose
>will probably get lpq after this
gg aus server, fuck asians

>>148531449
>champ

What if Nether Ward was replaced by Life Drain and Pugna had this new ultimate:

>Nether Aura
>Passively, makes nearby enemies lose 3/4.5/6 mana per second
>When activated, nearby enemies take 0.8/1.1/1.4 pure damage per mana spent
>Duration 8, cooldown 80/70/60, radius 1600, pierces spell immunity
>Aghanim Upgrade: the aura can be cast on an ally so Pugna can continue to be useful even after he dies.

Basically Nether Ward turned into an aura. Would it be too OP?

>>148531734
yes but only when your team is wanting to shut down lanes that are not mid

>drow hits 11
>5 FREE Relics

?

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>AnneeDroid cast
This pleases my boner

I've heard here that aghs ensures the One True King is always able to reincarnate

Is it because you can't mana burn wraiths so you only need a soul ring to have enough mana after the wraith duration runs out?

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how you remove this box??

>>148531841
I think I prefer Life Drain as the ult, although I think your idea would be fairly cool. I want something to happen to Pugna so he gets picked in competitive.

Hold up d2g maths coming in:
lvl 13 medusa with 4-4-4-1 only aquila and wand has 1000hp and 662 mana. With mana shield toggled on and an even distrubution of damage bewteen physical and magical that amounts to 3104 ehp.
In comparison, so that you know how much that is, a lvl 4 spirit bear has 3121 ehp.
Assuming more magical damage than physical her ehp is even higher than that of the spirit bear.
>everyone goes radiance on bear because of innate tankiness
>everyone builds tanky shit on medusa and deals no damage
Maths back me up in saying your first item never needs to be anything to help you tank up, you outlive everyone. What you need as a first big item is something that makes you an immediate threat. Following the example of spirit bear and how innate tankiness enables him to go radiance first I suggest to either build radiance or mjollnir as a first item, both being incredibly strong damage items that go well with tankyness.
Thoughts?

>>148532571

Radiance is at least better than Manta. But really, you go infused memedrop and skip bad medallion. Use the gold for treads for swap shenanigans with mystic snake and go straight for damage.

2nd or 3rd big item NEEDs to be BKB though.

>>148532571
>>everyone goes radiance on bear because of innate tankiness
?
People go Radiance on bear to help clear waves and push

>>148533089
the extra +dmg is really good and theres no stats on it so they arent wasted, item makes sense

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>>148532571
Radiance is on the bear because it can't attack when away from you, but burn lets it waveclear anyways
This should be incredibly fucking obvious

>>148533162
But then why not buy Aghs? It's only 4k and it allows you to do what Radiance does.

>>148533089
Actually most teams will immediately try to force a teamfight after completing radiance on the bear because of how strong it is on a target that can not be shut down easily.

>>148533324
Because that was added far later than Radiance bear was ever a thing, and people stick to long-working metas
Doubly so when Radiance was buffed with blind
Triply so because the bear can pull waves away, and still do damage without stopping

>>148533162
Mjollnir or aghs would both allow waveclearing on range and both those items would make killing buildings easier. Radiance bear is for teamfighting. Early radiance deals incedible amounts of damage in a fight.

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>game ended
>still says it's going
>cant reconnect because session cant be located
>get an abndon
>low priority

WTF valve?
Get your shit together

>>148533393
quartly so because its aoe

>this HoTD sven meme
why do people build this? sven doesn't need to farm stacked ancients, he needs to rush a mask of madness+daedelus and capitalize on the fact that you're now doing 400 damage a hit at 25 minutes in.

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>>148531841
nvm, the other team were fucking retarded.
Didnt get LPQ.
Our shitty zeus who ks'd kills with ult kept saying "See??" "See, we win!!" after jugg singlehandedly won us teamfights over and over. then at the end he begs for commendations not once but three times and says 'commend tq'. god damn i hate asians

>>148533463

>mask of madness instead of HotD into eventual echo sabre

GOOD HEAVENS LOOK AT THE GPM

>>148533454
It's a beta

>>148533463
>mom
hello 6.83

>>148533548
marmalade?

>>148531124
what a complete meme rework this is better while keeping the current design into mind and making him relevant

firestorm
target a 600 radius area, fire rains down on that area over the next 10 seconds, dealing 20/35/50/65 damage per second, grants ground vision, 18 second cooldown

pit of malice
340 radius pit, any enemies that enter or leave the pit are stunned for 1/1.5/2/2.5 seconds, lasts for 10 seconds. can proc multiple times on the same unit 40/35/30/25 cooldown

atrophy
curses an enemy with atrophy, lowering their move speed, attack speed and damage dealt by 10/15/20/25%, anyone who stands within a 270 radius of the cursed enemy also suffers the same effect. 13 cooldown, 6 second duration

dark rift
target a location to open a dark rift between pit lord and that spot, after 5 seconds pit lord and all units within a 270/300/330 radius of pit lord are pulled through the dark rift. enemies take 150/250/350 damage. 1000 cast range, 130 cooldown. Cannot target the fountain. Pit Lord gains a sub ability to cancel the dark rift

>>148534560
>ultimate is just a free aoe meat hook when paired with blink dagger
>aoe lasso
>1000 range 350 damage skewer that lands every time
>able to cast it in advance and run towards target so its actually like a 3000 range skewer with blink

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>>148534698
What of it?

>>148534841
this is dota 2 general not nintendo 64 general
get ye gone

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/!\ ACHTUNG /!\
DOTARD QUIZ
80% of dotards get this wrong(even 5ks)

Which ability deals more damage
Luna glaives or dusa split?

/!\ ACHTUNG /!\

>>148534560
>cannot target the fountain
>literally reducing player options in order to avoid muh toxicity

>>148535053
To a single target or in an aoe?????

>>148535053
Dusa split is up to 400%
Luna glaives is up to 272%
Glaives can be 168% to a single target though

>>148535053
assuming level 4 in both, 100 damage on both heroes and enough units in the aoe.

glaives deals 272 damage
split shot deals 400 damage

however on a single target glaives can do 168 damage while split shot only deals 80

I CANT FIND A FUCKING GAME

PLEASE HELP

cancel is C U T E!

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guess sex, mmr, dick size and nationality

>>148535160
>>148535313
you are probably forgetting the fact that lunas illusions deal fucktons of damage

which theoretically does jackshit on dusa

>>148535559
It's because the glaive damage isn't mitigated by the illusion damage modifier, while split shot is

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>>148535551
What is the behavioural score for? Why would they measure how toxic you are?

>>148535641
im guessing its dependant on how often you get reported or maybe if you caps lock lots of shit in all chat.

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>>148535551
Get out of here little boy

Also youre male, around 20 yold, ~3.6k, 15 cms, idk, a paki?

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>>148535632
! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG !

CORRECT

You are now a 6k dotard in gulag mmr

Post your valve MMR and your real MMR
Valve MMR
>2.3k
Real MMR
>5.8k

>>148535774
>tourney skill level: 5
who you calling boy, boy?

>>148535959
valve mmr
>5.8k
real mmr
>5.8 k

>>148535986
You, you little boy
You didnt even guess thoose stuff for me, BOY, or tell me how close/far i saw, BOY

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>>148535959
>waaah forced 50!
>waaah shadowpool!
>waaah im good i swear!
fuck off

>>148535641
Just for showing off i think, higher the number the better you are towards other players and how you play games, etc..

>>148535641
Because you're queued not only on mmr but also your good boy score
Ever wondered why you're always matched with peruvian feeders?
That's why.

>>148536240
its just rumours but ive heard several people say that if your behavior score goes below 3-4-5k then it starts placing you with other people with low behaviour score, aka shadowpool.
I dont know if its true, but I kind of hope it is.

>>148536305
its true

and its fucking hell to get out once you fall down

people tilt alot at lower pools
sometimes they dont but if you fuck up they got apeshit and report you which makes it even harder

crab mentality back there
now im 7k climbing my way up and have gotten commends time and time again

>>148535641
if its below 6k you are shadow pooled

>forced 50 is a thing guys I swear
>tfw 80% win rate on meta heroes
GET GOOD FAGGOTS

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So d2g how do i become a doturd?
How did you become one? Wanna help a non-dotard out?

How viable is Tide aghs?

>>148536140
>>148535774
male, BOY age, 3k, 14 cm, indian

>>148536556
>high winrate on meta heroes
>thinks he's good

AYY TO THE LMAO

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>>148535632
Wait, so you're telling me that luna's illusions' moon glaive bounce ACTUAL damage is based off of the hero's actual base damage?

>>148536591
its pretty good but you need other items first because you do not really have the mana to support it, usually i build it after shivas

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>Guy on my team randoms Earth Spirit
>Assume he can play Earth Spirit because he sticks with it
>He maxes Rolling Boulder, does not cast silence at all vs the enemy Invoker, Necro, or Lion who all would be able to do nothing but right click if he simply used it
>Goes 3-3-3 in all of his spells
>2-13 was his score

And this is why you dodge people who use emoticons in their name.

>>148536569
You download the game, play through the tutorials available in the Learn tab, and then you try playing the real game.

Then you play the real game until you know 90 heroes skills and what they do. That's fucking right, you can't just quit because you died. You probably haven't even found your favorite hero yet!

>>148535632
no wonder they deal so much dmg

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>>148531124
Gerdhardt the Garden Gnome

Gerdhard is a Garden Gnome, and inanimate object. He has no idle animation and his walking animation is him just jumping. His attack Animation is him swirling around to hit enemies with his gardening implement.
Melee Intelligence Hero

Q - Gardening
>wave-cone AoE
>a wave that creates a field of flowers behind it
>all enemies hit by the wave are damaged and slowed slightly
>allies on the field of flowers receive Health- and Manaregen
>Gerhardt moves faster on the field of flowers

W - Identical Production
>creates an illusion and stealthes and phases Gerhardt
>illusions do not act in any way
>lasts 30/40/50/60 seconds
>low cooldown
>if the illusion is destroyed or expires, it deals damage to enemies in an area

D - Replace
>instantly teleports to and destroys a target illusion
>range 2000/2000/3000/4000
>levels with "Identical Production"

E - Gett off my lawn!
>passive
>when close to enemies, Gerhardt gains a stack of Anger every 1.5 seconds
>5 stacks maximum
>range 800
>when attacking an enemy, he deals extra damage for every stack
>if Gerhardt has more than 3 stacks, he also knocks the enemy back, increases with stacks

R - MORE GNOMES!
>instantly creates 4/5/6 illusions around Gerhardt that only live 5 seconds
>The Gnomes rush towards the center of the circle after creation, trapping enemies
>Scepter upgrade: Makes the spell targettable at a range of 900

>>148536612
You only guessed one, others are way off

>>148536642
dude I've 80+% win rate on Pheonix, TB, Timber, ET, and BM, what do YOU have?

>>148536819
I don't play a shit game ROFL

>>148533532
good heavens look at how i wasted 5k gold on what could be accomplished with a decent support and a 1.8k item

>>148536920
>decent support
aka REEEE PING PING PING PING PING PING FUCK YOU SHIT SUPPORT WE NEED WARDS every time your trashcan ass feeds

>>148533463
hotd sven can keep up with am in terms of networth through the whole game
a MoM sven cannot
theres your answer
and no, sven doesnt need MoM crit, what he needs is bkb/echo/blink so he can fight and not be kited, mom alone will not get you these items as fast as hotd and since MoM ms was nerfed its also not enough to keep him from being kited.
the reason sny isnt bought so much anymore is because echo sabre is 1.5 k gold cheaper, and that 1.5 k gold for a blink or bkb is the difference in taking objectives with aegis/early towers before their carry is only, and getting those items/aegis only to find the enemy carry with bkb or evasion himself, cucking you out of your crit.

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nobodys playing terrorblade anymore, just three words to explain that

lack of balls

>>148537038
>pick support (mostly Crystal Maiden or Witch Doctor)
>instantly get told to buy courier
>be nice and buy courier
>lanemates wont let me lasthit creeps
>"SUPPORT DONT NEED MONEY!"
>usually followed by
>"SUPPORT BUY WARDS!"
>finish UoS and boots
>cant get my items because teammates commandeer courier because they just need their Elvenhide bracers RIGHT NOW
>"SUPPORT BUY WARDS!"
>place sentry wards in middle and at 75% steps along lanes as well as a few in forest
>place observer wards in forest
>"SHIT WARDING!"
>pings everywhere on map
>at this point the "carries" (who barely have SB and some Lifesteal item) have run into the enemy team at least 5 times, never show up to teamfights and never are anywhere near teammates except when snatching Arcane runes from caster characters
>lose match
>finish around 2-6-15
>highest involvement in kills of entire team
>"REPORT ANON FOR FEEDING!"
>instantly reenter matchmaking just to do it all over again
Why?

>>148535862
>>148535632
>>148536659
no they dont literally everyone is bullshitting

luna illusions get glaives based on her illusion % damage, and they don't get the +damage from lunar blessing

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>>148537391
>echo

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>>148536240
T-The shadowpool is real? Holy shit, I really can't see any other reason why Valve would measure your behaviour.
It's fucking Good Boy MMR.

didnt realise desolator was this good on pa

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First time tinker picker, picked it for quest, did fuck all this game and kept flaming the enemy team. Caps it off with this little gem.
Fuck dota.

>>148537843
Chill bro it's just a GAME

>>148537843
Well, I mean,

>>148537659
if valve implemented a system that keeps raging autists away from me, then I salute them.
hell, I've had the most 'toxic' week of dota ive had since I can remember and I barely dropped below 9k, so if you manage to bring that score below 5k then theres got to be something wrong with you.

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Pos 1 Puck??? Only 212 games with puck, 61% winrate, I'm 4.1k mmr. I think i'm at least top 50 puck on Aus server, hard to tell how many players we have on here, is there anyway to check that? And the distribution of mmr across the server?

Ah, What to say about puck??

Puck is a versatile hero with high mobility. At level 10 with max Q and W you can kill the whole wave with this combo , allowing for quick farm, however the creeps get stronger every 7m and you need to have int boots and at least 1 Int based item (dagon, euls, hex) for your damage to be able to kill the wave.

Pucks worst matchups are against Layana, GOOD cold snap/urn invokers and kunkkas, as he can cleave and bait out your phase shift with stop animation before auto on creeps. Thrall is also fucking annoying because his glimpse pulls you out of both euls and phase shift, so the only way to combat this is while being glimpsed, shoot a Q, and then E immedietly, get pulled back and then (hopefully) jaunt to the Q, sometimes it buggy and it checks for damage around your immediete area before the cast, so pudge rot and thrall ulti on top of your phase shift can fuck you unless the server is in your favour.

puck puck puck puck


why is puck so based?

im drunkj af

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>>148537659
It's a weight system for reports you submit. So if you get reported by some assclown with low gbp it doesn't mean dick

wtf?
i just got my first style unlock, and it only unlocks one of the items in the set?
the fuck is this jewelry?

Why did Valve say fuck the rules with regards to hats.

That Red Skywrath Mage + that weird Legion Commander hat are so easy to mix up if you are a viewer.

And it is INSANE amount of visual clutter/mess on the screen (so flashy, so shiny, so big effects)

And hell Tinker hat is banned from Summit5 because of how horrible performacne drop it causes (I lose 40fps if someone has it, from 120fps to 80)

This game needs like Spring Clean Year where every patch is dedicated to performance improvement

and tournament mode should have 'no hats' mode..

>>148538356
>Tinker hat is banned from Summit5 because of how horrible performacne drop it causes (I lose 40fps if someone has it, from 120fps to 80)

what in the fuck, what hat? why is it so performance dropping?

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Defend this

>>148538356
>Playing this shit cash grab "video game" even though the biggest update in ten months has been another shit, cash grab compendium

How cucked you guys honestly are. How do you defend having heroes LITERALLY already designed and balanced but in T E N M O N T H S you haven't gotten a single hero and instead STILL HAVE TO GIVE VALVE MONEY TO UNLOCK PIT LORD

>HAVE TO PAY FOR NEW HEROES
>LMAO IT'S A FREE GAME

Wake up sheeple maybe if a few hundred thousand white people with disposable income stopped playing they'd be forced to improve it, at this rate the only update Dota 2 will get is 4 Compendiums a year

Reminder to ALWAYS ban Legion Commander, is me most amusing thing to see compendiumfaggots cry.

>>148538514
I remember some huskar immortal helmet that also dropped framerates and even caused people to dc i think. Too much particles cause the fps to drop.
Valve should add an "clientside cosmetics" option for custom lobbies so only the player can see his cosmetics. I think that would stop the lagg

>>148538514
Because valve doesn't give a single fuck about the game any more

>>148538785
The game is still pretty brilliant with regards to gameplay and complexity, variety.

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>>148538684
We might get more GOAT cosplays like this one

>>148538117
does her skill scale with int items? why would she be able to kill the wave

>>148538949
>she

>>148536916
no you just waste time shitposting about a game you pretend not to play :^)

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>wake up
>went to clinic to cure depression
>get home and see this

Holy fuck Valve literally how can league compete?

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>some guy who claims he's a 6k on a smurf demands mid
>proceeds to go 5/13 as a PA

>>148538889
YAH BUT IMAGINE HOW MUCH BETTER IT WOULD BE IF VALVE ACTUALLY WORKED ON IT, RETARDE

>>148538889
>JAJAJA 3 TANGO OR I MID FEED PUTA MADRE
>XAXAXAXAXAXAXA
>JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJA
>XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAX
>2-37 at 11 minutes

A beautifully complex matchmaking system you have to go along with your beautifully complex game, dead as shit, NO HEROES IN TEN MONTHS game

>Ten months

If any one of you could rationalize this to someone who doesn't play Dota 2 all the time, Overwatch has been out for less than two months they're already adding new characters

>durr blizzird shill hurrrr

TEN MONTHS, that's nearly a YEAR without a new hero, and no word from Valve either. You think even lolbabbies stand for that shit? No real update in nearly a year in unbelievable for a game the size of Dota, but Valve doesn't even have to explain why. They've trained you guys......

>>148539007
>he thinks i play this piece of shit games
LOL
i'm just here for the streams rofl

>>148538949
16 points in int make your magic damage abilities do 1% more damage, you fucking autist

also

>she

stop being trash

>>148539280
The gameplay is being worked on.

It is the horrible hattening and performance issues that I hate,

Skywrath can look red for no reason ffs.

>>148539323
I see someone is pretty bad.

>>148539392
>The gameplay is being worked on.
Do you seriously believe this?

>>148539452
The game is fantastic to play rn.

>>148539392
>The gameplay is being worked on

Yep being worked on when people want too man, cuz like, man you got like EIGHT MILLION people wanting to like, play a polished game, but it's like, naw dog, that's not, like, how we do things. I'll work on this game when I WANT TOO alright? Not when it NEEDS to be, not when it SHOULD be, when I WANT to because try and say something bad about Valve you casual I dare you, might as well say you hate Half Life 2 man

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roast me /d2g/

How many challenges have you done? I have currently achieved the Sets for each quest path, and am currently working actively on achieving style 2 for my Ursa set, as I believe that the Ursa set has the most notable/cool differences with the Red Style. What about you, how many quests have you finished?

>>148539715
I wanna fuck your boipucci hard, anon

>>148539715
I can't roast omniscience servant

>>148539520
>bkb near useless since most things ignore it
>mkb useless since bloodthorn gives truestrike, silence and 100% crit
>halberd still as shit as ever
>60 heroes with sub 50% winrate
>10 heroes with 55%+ winrate

>>148539806
So many bad maymays in one post.

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>Have a guy go mid SF
>He buys brown boots, Shadowblade, Aghs, doesn't pressure his tower even when he has a free lane
>After the match that we lost because of his negative impact I spam party invite him so he can't queue anymore

>>148537460
>lanemates wont let me lasthit creeps
you're an entitled supportcuck aren't you?

What is your favorite hero and why, dee two gee?

Mine is Sven, because he is big and strong, and he can kill the entire enemy team in just a few hits, because he has both a triple damage, AND a 66% cleave! Plus, his AoE stun helps set up all kinds of crazy fights, AND he has +20 bonus armor to ALL his allies, as well as 12% movespeed bonus! That is very nice!

>>148539618
sup tiago
having a hard day with the depression again?

>>148539942
>Mid Shadow Fiend
>Enemy Invoker

I don't know which is the bigger tumor in my games.

>>148540010
/d2g/ might hate me, but Slark.
I like his style, his skillset, and he was the first hero I did mildly decent on

>>148539806
lmao epic trench post

>>148539716
i unlocked clinkzs set, have ursas and wrs final quests unlocked but unfinished
almost had wr finished but team wouldnt let me land the last shackle

>>148539716
Like 15, and not even in a single path. All over the place, and most of them are 1 or 2 stars, since I never do as well on farm as to buy the items before the required time. Although, to be honest, this "Buy X item before Y time" infuriates me. You're asking people to actively ruin their builds in favor of getting an item earlier, when that item itself is better in mid to late game.

>>148539762
l-lewd

>>148540026
>He's to third world to even know what a hippie is

Better get back to that offramp Juan don't want to not sell enough oranges to play at an internet cafe today

>>148540086
Any shit player would like the style of a "three get out of jail free cards, free Heart of Tarrasque, free 5 yasha worth of MS, free 5 Butterfly worth of Agi, all on a low CD" hero. There's a reason shitters pick him every game.

Is there anything more fun than playing a super farmed CK?

You literally just press w and delete people.

>>148540256
True. You have no idea how fucking obnoxious the Clinkz quest was because I had to buy a Bloodthorn to get 3 star. I ended up just building normally and then getting the Bloodthorn before it ended.

>>148540353
Super farmed Kunkka desu

>>148540353
Let me ask you something about CK. Why does that hero mostly attract shitters. Yesterday one guy on my team picked CK into earthshaker. I mean you have to be retarded to do that. ES continued to echo slam his ass the entire game.

>>148540339
More like, I just like his skillset, and if you go on an autistic fit of rage just because someone likes a hero you don't.
And most of those shitters build MoM on him for some reason, so they make him easier to kill (Hint: Elder Titan + Earthshaker ruin his life if he does)

>>148540434
"Hey, you, the support that has to go roaming everywhere because his carries are incompetent fucks, and will hardly get any farm, you gotta buy that Aether Lens before 12 mins if you wanna 3 star!"

>>148540353
Enigma.

Radiance+Aghs is my fetish.

>>148540339
wheres the capitalization my man?

bring up the name calling and set up the strawman

When are the goypendium immortals hitting the market? Wanna get that hammer for my man omni tbqh

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>>148540339
>He's to third world
Not so first world with the grammar now, are we?

>>148540776
>clark_gable
absolute mad man

>>148540748
I wanted the Timbersaw immortal, but I apparently had to get that shitty Jugg ward.

"Yo, this guy is a badass samurai, last of his kind, with a raspy voice and a mask to cover him in mistery. You know what would go well with him? A cat flailing his paw!"

>>148540776
>grammar on a Cambodian fighting fish breeding and husbandry forum

nigga u dum

>>148540863

I really wouldn't care if dotes went fell LoLbabby mode with skines, I want a QoP referee skin pretty bad. Then again, I'd also like it if hats were disabled for ranked.

Anyways do you know when the immortals are hitting the market?

>>148540863
That's a good luck symbol you fucking philistine
>mistery

He picked Pence, fuck

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>>148540908
>backpedalling now
If you start acting as superior white at least don't make a fool of yourself and your kind alike

>>148541002
After TI, I think.
But I don't have the mobile authenticator, and I won't install it because the idea of having to put in a code just to fucking log into my account infuriates me, so I really don't give a shit about market or trading anymore.

>>148541143
>the idea of having to put in a code just to fucking log into my account infuriates me
Did you get bootyblasted whenever you have to type in your password too?

What heroes are the strongest pushers? What hero, in their right power of strength in the deathface.... Can PUSH through a TIER 3 BACKDOOR PROTECTION? Who? I see not the enemy, I see only the tower. So what say you, fellow Deetwo Geeian? Who is it? Who is the strongest pushers in the Video Game with the name of Dota 2?

>>148540298
Lets do it anon, i like you

Hats disabled for ranked should be a thing.

I fucking hate red Skymage, the one particular Jugg set that makes him look like Shadow Shaman.

>>148541207
No, because at least I don't have to go to my cellphone every single time, and it doesn't change unless I want it to.

>>148541281
-Terroblade
-Lycan
-Windranger

That's it.

>doturds have the audacity to complain about hats when every single other game in the genre has far worse
I don't get you guys at all

>>148541281
About any hero with six slots can clear a wave and push trhough backdoor protection.

The question you want to ask, which hero can get from point x to point y fastest

Lycan can ult and run fucking sanic to towers

Windranger usually has a blink and has MS skill and can do what you ask

>>148541324
I agree, but the problem is, Valve would never implement this themselves, as it would be downright detrimental to their hat sales.

And there's no way to mod it either, as Valve are making that harder too.

I enjoy some cosmetics, sure, but I think they should chill the fuck out a bit with the armory-differentcolory-fancy items that literally have nothing to do with the heroes and do not suit theme, color scheme or already existing particle effects.

>>148541494
I hate the fucking pets. They were legit pay2win shit for the longest fucking time despite Valve saying otherwise.

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>>148541091
That wasn't even me retard, besides the only people to care about the difference between to, too and two are two busy gouging money from idiot college students

>Can't even maintain a conversation with one person without seeing everyone he disagrees with

You need help

>>148541281
Lycan probably. I've won games because lmao refresher, boTs and necro getting two entire racks in the 20 seconds for the enemy to respawn. He's even stronger with NP, or Beastmaster, or any pusher really. He's REALLY good at it and at level 16 you have ulti every minute so you can TP, run and rat where you like.

>>148541494
"B-but, muh spiky armor with shiny particles I paid thousands for! :(((
YOU HAVE TO SEE IT"

>>148541593
Pets were also pay2lose for a bit too. The idea of pets is fucking stupid, I think so too. They're just distracting, why even include them?

>tfw you've played more low priority games than real games

is LP the true peak of dota 2 competivity?

>>148541631
Why do you even feel the need to reply to such things that trigger your autism

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http://starladder.com/en/dotastarseries-s2-lan/

>StarLadder and Imba TV considered suggestions of the teams, that’s why the upcoming finals will be hosted in a friendly and cozy atmosphere of BTS house.

Starladder is now the Summit 5.5

The shittest part of this game:

A long, arduous 1 hour game where you come from behind and end up epically winning the game in a nailbiting teamfight, and then queuing up immediately after, getting at least 3 shitters who all lose lane and gg after 15 minutes.

You've just wasted 90+ minutes because of 3 cunts

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>>148541143
if you tick 'remember account info' or 'save password' it fixes it, but i generally don't for whatever reason. phone is just always at hand.

>>148541494
i fucking hate so many of the new hats and so many of the old hats
especially gold ones
god damn theyre just so fucking ugly these days, they were much better as little subtle things, but like tf2 you just gotta go fucking apeshit after some years to make people think its somehow better and more worth your money to pay for these fucking gambling boxes

no hats mod whennnnnnn

>>148541631
Every time I play Enigma I don't lose my confidence in winning a game if I've gotten a certain amount of farm.

Pubs are so easy to turn around with his 3-4 blackhole and I usually go full greed back-up core and farm like a fucking core/carry with it.

I make regular comebacks with him.

Just love that sonovabitch hero

>>148541798
>no OG
>no Liquid
why even fucking bother?
Who the fuck even is 'friends'?

>>148541828
Flamers are really like, easy to deal with, cause you just mute them, right? But people who fucking GIVE UP. God DAMN that is obnoxious. Like why the FUCK EVEN QUEUE if you're gonna GIVE UP once the game is a bit hard???

If you wanna stomp every game, play botgames, right?? FUCK quitters so much.

>>148541920
friends is ex-vp
youre retarded

>>148541920

Ex-VP

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How can people be so dumb

>>148541798
>>>StarLadder and Imba TV considered suggestions of the teams, that’s why the upcoming finals will be hosted in a friendly and cozy atmosphere of BTS house.


FUCKING

B
A
S
E
D

>>148541828
It's even worse when the game just stalls when it's already over and you lost because the enemy has to complete their quests.
It's like you already had a terrible game, but now they're just rubbing salt in the wound.

Or when that game that looks exciting ends up lost because your Enigma is a shitter that uses black holes only when the rest of the team is dead because he wants "LE EPIK 5 MAN BLACK HOLEZ!!".

In both cases they've just wasted hours of your life in a tremendous frustration. It makes you want to leave Dota.

>>148541798
>secret and EG

FINALLY A TOURNAMENT SOMEONE WILL WATCH

>>148542098
>>Or when that game that looks exciting ends up lost because your Enigma is a shitter that uses black holes only when the rest of the team is dead because he wants "LE EPIK 5 MAN BLACK HOLEZ!!".

>mfw killing enemy seven slot Sven with a radiance+aghs+midnight pulse enigma

dont doubt me lad dont doubt

have faith

>>148531124
so basically his combo is to aoe trap the enemy team in a super kinetic field, then aoe STUN them instead of static storm, then drop like 3000 aoe damage because lmao +100% damage on aoe nukes

>>148542000
>he doesn't believe in Beesa

>>148541910
Yeah Enigger is pretty good for that. People get ahead and think they can push as a group into your highground when suddenly it's liGHT OF HEAVEN WITH THE HUGGGESST BLACK HOLE , ELL GEEE DEEE, THEY'VE GOT FOUAH, THEY'VE GOT FIVE, IT'S A DISATAH

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>tfw you get jizz on yer chinz

>>148542197
And then enemy Invoker comes in, and before you can even get Maledict off, he stuns you with Cold Snap, which is a completely balanced free basher with a 100% chance, giving time for the Sven to get back up, and sending your purple ass to spawn.

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>>148542252
>s liGHT OF HEAVEN WITH THE HUGGGESST BLACK HOLE , ELL GEEE DEEE, THEY'VE GOT FOUAH, THEY'VE GOT FIVE, IT'S A DISATAH

Damn fucking right anon, you know what's up.

>Arthur Steven

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I still believe.

>>148541798
>FRIENDS

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Thread is DEAD
Post Necro

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>>148542715
>implying my name is Legion

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>>148542715

>>148541920
>no OG
>no liquid

They can't draw viewers for shit. People will watch EG, Secret and Navi though.

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>>148542715
>>148542748
>>148542756
>Posting inferior dead men

FIRST BLOOD, THEY SING THE SONG, OF DEATH

DOUBLE KILL!
TRIPLE KILL!

>>148542783
Na'Vi pulls more viewers than EG or OG.

When they played in Manila and that other tournament after it their games had most viewers.

Fucking Dendi and Artstyle.

Hold up, FNG isn't even playing for friends?
G backstabbing everyone in sight lmao

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I haven´t been playing for quite some time but I want to get back in
Are any of my most played heros still relevant?

>>148542000
>tfw betting on FDL
ez rares

>>148531116
blade mail, shivas guard, and or scythe of vice just played against him as timbersaw.

>>148542890
Terrorblade is free wins incarnate. ES can be good, too.

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Why am I so bad at this game?

>>148542841
Undying is the easiest hero to 1v3 with.
Most squishy trilanes are retarded enough to give me 3 man decays.

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Ok, real talk now
FDL is taking AT LEAST one game off from DC in this series
DC been playing like shit since Nanyang, getting 2-0'd even by CDEC.Y
Now in the Summit got stomped twice by Fnatic, while FDL almost took one game from them, iand n the second only got shat on because Beesa choked
Alder Beano is doing it lads

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>>148542252
>it's liGHT OF HEAVEN WITH THE HUGGGESST BLACK HOLE , ELL GEEE DEEE, THEY'VE GOT FOUAH, THEY'VE GOT FIVE, IT'S A DISATAH
fuck me i can still hear all of it
ily na`vy

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>My """"""""mid""""""" """""""player""""""""
>2016
>Not believing in the forced 50% meme

>>148542995
He seemed fine last time I played him. I was expecting him to get full on ES treatment with a rework and all.
Ty bby

>>148543130
any blogpost should be required to post behaviour score alongside it

>>148542252
>>148543086
man dota casting is so bad these days.

fucking retards told the only hype caster to calm down and now we get just boring shit

well, maybe odpixel can salvage the shit casting scene but he has the fucking issue he is hyping up everything that's not important

>>148543042
With "from them" i meant OG, sorry.

>>148543130
post behavior score qt

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>>148543179
>>148543224
Can you beat my high score?

>>148543271
>shadowpool shitter
>whaaa why are my teammates bad
its because is keeping filth like you away from my games
cry me some rivers love

>>148543271
I had 17 reports and 1 abandon at one point.

>>148540353
super farmed ember

you literally press W and delete ENTIRE TEAMS

>>148543398
>Implying that actually exists

Is that an excuse bad players use?

>>148543515
>excuse
its not an excuse
its where you are
am im not
and its the only thing valve did right with this matchmaking

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>>148543572
Good thing I just use an alternate account where I mute all at the beginning

>300 000$ LAN finals are held without an audience in a house in LA

Dotards?

>>148543738
It's a nice house

>>148543738
isn't it like 100k?

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>>148543738
cosy in here, isnt it

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>>148543271
Yes

>>148543831
>zero forlatts
I can respect that

>>148543793

1 place — $135,000
2 place — $60,000
3 place — $37,500
4 place — $22,500
5-6 place — $15,000
7-8 place — $7,500

>>148543793
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/StarLadder_i-League_StarSeries/Season_2

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>>148543831
>>148543271
I'm pretty small time

>>148543738
>without an audience


literally who cares about this? Crowds are unbelievably irrelevant to anything

>>148542979
>timbersaw
>AKA the "You can't kill me by hitting me"

Yeah, Timbersaw is a pretty strong counter against him. His Healthj Regen and armor are exactly what counters auto-attackers
But thanks fro reminding me of Blademail

>>148544047
Imagine watching TI stream and there was no audience.

>>148544118
Yeah I wouldn't care at all, why would I?

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>wake up
>no windwaifu in my bed
;_;

>>148544118
It's only weird if it's held in a place where there's supposed to be an audience like a theater or stadium. I'd much prefer the finals of any LAN to be cast by players of the 3rd/4th place teams desu.

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The best way to build Nyx Assassin by far is bumrush a dagon1, get Arcanes, get Aether Lens, get Aghs, and finally, top it off with a SEXY Veil of Discord. God DAMN that is a nice build. You are the GOD of teamfights. The team focuses you, but they CAN'T KILL YOU. They don't focus you, and within 10 seconds, their entire manapool is gone. Throw in an Octarine core for that SEXY 5 sec cd stun. God DAMN I love Nyx.

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>>148544330
no

go fuck yourself
get good you shitter

>>148544330
if you're gearing for a lategame nyx then get a fucking midas m8

>>148543738
I'm fine with no audience when that's the plan for the event. Thing is a lot of events don't even let the audience's presence be known on the stream properly, I'm mean you guys remember the introductions for the Manila Major right? They're introducing the teams and all we got on stream was the music playing while the team was walking through the arena, and then Cap streamed some from his phone during it and you could hear the audience roar whenever any team walked in and that made the whole intro feel so much better even with the quality being garbage.

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>>148544330
No

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Immortal 3's when?

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>>148541798
At this point I would rather see EG pull out. Prepare for TI6, don't go to fucking Summit's house, you will get food poisoning or some shit.

>>148544664
I don't fucking know, why are you asking me personally?

>>148545190
stfu you fucking faggot, no one is asking you

>>148545394
>>148545190
>t. retards

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i need a team for battle cup eu bcos i have no friends
i need this hand memote
help plx

>>148545515
fuck off you 2k shitter, go play league

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>>148544167
>explosion blush symptomatic of awful anime infection
>side mouths
>inverted boob perspective
>blur abuse
>nonsense lighting
>nonsense pose
wtf is this shit

>>148545619
I'm actually 4.8k you fucking plebian, the reason why you're saying 2k is probably because you're a fucking 3k dunning kruegerfag yourself, fuck off. Fuck right off with your bullshit.

>>148545782
Right, post your dotabuff then, cunt.

>>148545934
>>148545782
>t. insecure shitters with trash mmr :^)

This general is fucking dead. POST SOMETHING DOTA RELATED ALREADY, FUCK.

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>>148546157

>>148546157
Here's something "dota related" for you
*unzips dick*

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>>148546157

>>148546259
Is it dota related in a sense that it's as small as your MMR?

>>148546260
Storm is this guy >>148545782

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>>148546157

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>>148546157
here is a CM

>>148546359
Oh look, it's the trash 3k player. Fuck you.

>>148545527
>icefrog emote
Shame I'm NA

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what wen-

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>>148546157

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>>148546157

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>roast some meat
>its soft as butter and juicy as horse pussy
best feel my mangs

>>148546157
>coming to d2g for actual dota discussion
kys, trash

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>>148546523
CM is sexy!

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>>148546524
HNNG

>>148546631
Yes I do, got a fucking problem with that? I'm definitely not telling you how I got 80% winrate this patch.

>>148546260
How did he get stunned the second time around after the split earth?

>>148546823
Look at the debuffs.

>>148546823
jugg
abyssal blade

>>148546805
Maybe because you're picking a fucking pubstomper in garbage MMR? HMMM, MIGHT IT BE??

>>148546524
And they said all black girls aren't cute

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>>148546524
>tfw cashing in dollars by the seconds for streaming games you're not even playing because you have a vagina

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>>148546823
juggernaut abyssal bladed him

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LOL

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>>148546524
>Kay has since quit Dota 2, gotten married, and had a child
>you
>are
>still
>here

>>148547008
is there a webm of am buying mkb and assfucking you

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>>148547067
Don't care, better schedule for Americans.

>>148546942
I'm 4.8k mmr you FUCKING SHITTER. GOD DAMNIT.

>>148546934
>>148546940
>>148547008
>Abyssal Blade
>Icon Debuff is Basher
Dotards? Which one is it?

>>148547183
Lmfao. Look at the angry "4k" trash. Say your REAL mmr you fucking fag.

>>148547264

probably popped the linken

>>148547183
>4.8k mmr
>literal account buyer tier
>thinks he is good

to pfuckin g lel

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>>148547067
YOOO

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>When you're the only one on your team who knows how to hit towers, and your entire team is consuming the jungle

Can I get some (awoos) to cheer me up.

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>>148546157

>>148547183
lmao get laid you fucking permavirgin

>>148546495
i can play us east on 100 ping though

>>148541281
Naga Lycan

>>148547183
Calm down you fucking spaz, jesus christ.

Is BEAST MASTER still A META in PUBS

>>148547635
Yes and he's fucking good.

While you are iron talon jungling with auto attack on remember to micro your hawks so that they're following the enemy supports.

>>148547183
>t. 2k fag wanting to be 4k

>>148543042
Beesa only choked because it was a bad pick against OG heroes in the first place. Not to mention the gems that were lost left and right by his team.

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This hero is dumb.

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>>148547717
>>148547430
>>148547554
>>148547372
I AM 4.8K you fucking retards. That's right, what now? I'm better than you.

>>148547851
theres a reason why hes had a near 60% winrate since release and has the highest winrate of all time

>>148547954
>posts photo shopped png but not dotabuff

>>148547954
nice mspaint dude, did your mom show you how to do that? xDD

>>148547954
I suck at the game and I reached 4900 at my peak by spamming op heroes many metas ago. now sitting at 4600. Not an achievement at all, all you need to do is not be a literal handless retard

>>148547954
kys shitter, you're fucking 2k, get over it or start working on it, god.

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BEESA

>>148547954
How insecure about a fucking arbitrary matchmaking number do you have to be to fucking photoshop it?? lmao

>>148548181
>kys
This site is for people of 18 years old or older.

>>148547954

that's pretty fuckin sad lmfao

>>148547954
Neck yourself

>>148547954
that's embarassing desu

Can you buy those mike shirts anywhere?

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WHO THAT PINK HAIRED SEMEN DEMEN ON STREAM RIGHTTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWW

>>148547954
If you're that trash yet so desperate to have 4.8k, just buy an acc or something, jeez.

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Is our boy beesa gonna do it?

>>148547954
Go outside and ride a bike or something, who spends their life photoshopping their fucking mmr and posting it to 4chan

Odds that the guy who photojobbed his mmr is an angry weebshit turbovirgin?

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>>148548887
god wills it

>>148548887

beesa looking good

>>148547954
>nolife neetfag photoshops his mmr
Why am I not surprised.

>>148548887
Trannys should be publicly executed

>>148547954
Don't mind me, just hopping on the hatetrain.
>>148549162
^^

>>148549195
Allahu Ackbar my brother the infidels will be ended swiftly

>>148547954
Boy this little spaz sure is autistic about his supposed "4.8k mmr >:(((("

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>shitter feeds in low priority
>check his profile
>joindota senior staff member
>playing since 2011
>2.3k mmr
lmao joindota