/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

P O L L T I M E

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>>148514261
>wants

if you use japanese voices you have autism

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>mfw someone unironically picks Mei on my team

>>148514249
Is cute.

>>148514321
You can switch the voices?

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>>148514321

>>148514398
battle.net client
options
change in-game voice

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>>148514249
>song
>can't sing

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FIRST FOR MEI!

MEI! THICK THICK! THICK!

MEI! MEI! MEI! MEI IS THICK! THICK IS MEI! MEI IS BAE! MEI IS WAIFU! AWOOOOOOO! WAIFUUUUUUU!

HUH?!?! THICK?!?!?

THICK!

MEI IS THICK!

>>148514321
Pharah is the only good Japanese voice.

>friend plays exclusively bastion on attack/defense on all maps
>gets placed at 64

>>148514334
>>148514303
>mad im actually getting somewhere as bastion

Every fucking time.

>>148514321
When the fuck will they add individual character voices? I want to make some characters weebs and some not.

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I love Genji!

WHY AM I LITERALLY ONLY EVER PUT ON RETARD TEAMS FOR KOTH?

>>148514329
Good Meis can be a huge boon. Ult with decent range for zoning, right-click that can oneshot Tracers, can help to easily take care of Roadhogs and tanks in general. Plus, general ult and DPS blocking with walls is always nice.

Of course, that's all negated if they're shit with their walls since that can ruin everyone's day.

>>148514321
I normally prefer Japanese voices but I can't get over how annoying some of the characters are (mainly Lucio, since I play him often).

>>148514473
mei would NEVER...

to the person asking about OBS settings
>>148514485

>>148514321
If I could switch only dva to japanese I would do it in a heartbeat.

>>148514484
Maybe you should listen to your elders since you care about rank so much.

>>148514278
>laugh at shitters
Yeah no fuck you

>>148514321
But it's just like my chinese cartoons!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b3I7MUKjAY

>>148514484
>Placed at 34
>When the average is 50

>>148514329
>be Pharah
>see enemy Mei

>>148514605
>winning non stop almost to 50

>somehow shit is going to change at 50

yeah no.

>>148514321
I tried Japanese voices for a while, but I the ultimate voice ques confused me a lot, they all sound alike to me.

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>Ana wears an eye patch
>Over a cybernetic eye.

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So, what kind of Talon agents do you want added to the hero roster?
We already have spooky skeltal shotgun man and Widowmaker, what would you add to complement those two?

>>148514484
>>mad im actually getting somewhere as bastion
>Rank 48
>Getting somewhere
l
o
l

>>148514683
She doesn't have an eye. Mercy offered to do something about it but Ana declined.

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>Placement matches
>Teams all sucked
>Placed at 42
>Ping-ponged between 40-44 for weeks
>Eventually got 46
>50 the next day
>53 the next

Holy fucking shit "ELO hell" is extremely real in this game. Suddenly competitive is fun as fuck for me, there's significantly less shitheads past the 50 mark. Hell, there's noticeably less shitheads past the 45 mark. I feel like there's momentum to my progress now, I never realized it before but in the 40 range whenever I died I just always fucking knew my team would lose the point and get killed. It's fucking surreal to die and then watch my team still hold their own.

>>148514709
>>148514668
>>148514605
>>148514484

Just fuck already.

>>148514684
lol'd

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Just went 5-5 and got 51 how did I do?

>>148514321
I use korean

>>148514683
Widow shot out the cybernetic, Ana refused to have anything done about it.

So if defenders on hanamura have a torb, bastion, symmetra, rein and whatever else
is rushing through with D.Va's Matrix and Rein charging in followed by the rest of the team the play?

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>>148514557
>good Meis
Where the fuck does that exist? Fat bitch is absolutely useless.

>1 comp point per win
Well looks like I'm never getting golden weapon skins

>>148514683
She used that eye to kill a lot of people.She decided to keep it closed as symbol

>get beat in a sniper duel so bad you hide from your friends until they all "DIE"

>>148501190
Pro-tip:

If you're rezzing 4 or more people at a time and it's not overtime, you're a shit mercy.

>>148514869
D.Va's shield can't be destroyed so if she prioritizes bastion then yes.

NERF
THIS
BITCH NOW

>>148514979
*or a KoTH type map

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>>148514684
This reminds me of Coyote and Road Runner.

>>148515019
But I'm having fun playing D.va.

>>148514684
need counterpoints,
>Reaper vs Soldier
>Widow vs Ana
>Rein vs ?
>Torb vs ?
>Winston vs ?
>Tracer vs ?
> ? vs Bastion

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>hit level 25
>'finally! woohoo, competitive"
>two fucking s76, a widow, a hanzo, a bastion, and me; reinhardt
>get absolutely fucking steamrolled
WHY THE FUCK CANT I GIT GUD AND WHY THE FUCK CANT PEOPLE PLAY BETTER HEROS THAT ARE BETTER CHOICES FOR THE SITUATION. I TELL THEM TO CHANGE TO HELP THE TEAM AND THEY FUCKING DONT EVEN SAY ANYTHING LIKE THEY HAVE THEIR CHAT OFF. WHY SHOULD I KEEP PLAYING COMP IF THIS IS WHAT THE ENTIRE GAME IF
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

>>148514684

Edgy vampire healer who drains life and gives it to allies. Probably called sombra or some shit.

>>148514329
Being a Mei is difficult - you have to think about positioning all the time and most importantly - what impact you have on the rest of the team.

Last time on king's row we were on attack and simultaneously lost and won the first point because of a Mei that blundered.

She caught 5 people in her ult, which would've meant death for all of us. She also icewalled us from the rest of her team, allowing us to stay frozen on the point for 3 seconds and cap it.

>>148515086
We do need another tank in the game but I guess with the change, D.va has become the second 'shield' tank

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>>148514557
>not DROPPUEN ZE BEATO

>>148515092
>playing Reinhardt in comp placements
All it cares about is your KDR ebin killstreaks, not success. You can lose like hell, but still get a higher placement rank because you camped people coming out of spawn or whatever.

>>148515092

The trial matches are hell.

Once you get past that you get greeted by a fair amount of voice chatters who like to coordinate and are smarter about compositions.

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Lost a coin flip on attack where our Genji and Tracer ignored the Mercy as the Mercy was hiding and ressed her team after they died.

REEEEEEEEE

>>148515092
Ranked is EXACTLY like quick play unless you have a team of 6. If you refuse to choose your own teammates, and decide to bitch about random people, that's your fault, not theirs.

who is your favorite streamer /owg/

zonda has grown on me quite a bit

>>148514586
>switch the korean to japanese

nigga wut, there are korean voices too

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>>148515181

>3 golds and a silver as a support
>MVP
>Still go down a rank when I lose because can't carry hard enough

ooga booga etc

so whats the point of playing Pharah?

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>>148515092
I know its kinda dumb. Like when I started my placements I won the 1st one then lost 4 right after that. I got on the next day and won 4 and only lost 1.

>>148515006
So just fire at the fucker from behind her?

>>148515327
Kill every last motherfucker in the room. Don't attempt it without pocket Mercy though.

>>148515327
To get shot down by the mccree/S76/Zen/widow/ana on the enemy team.

>>148514778

>make it to 49 after horrible placements
>woohoo maybe I can get over the hump and drag myself out of hanzo hell
>drop down to 42 again after hitting a string of retarded teams
>genuinely concerned that if I hit a bad streak of three games I could hit the 30s and probably never get out
>get gold medals out the arse every game
>none of my characters have a win/loss under 50%
>no matter how I pay my guts out, there's nothing my performance does to mitigate rank freefall


It's like a really disheartening snakes and ladders game.

>>148515327

Mercy damage boost abuse.

>>148515249
>Watching streams when you could play yourself

Literally cucked.

>>148515327

Being really annoying for half the cast but also being pathetically easy for the other half to deal with.

So, in other words:
c o m p o s i t i o n

>>148515327
i dunno man... at least we can bully 76s now right?

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So when you buy a golden weapon you get it only for that particular skin or for all of them?

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>wreck on attack
>match is going alright
>no one has a clue on how to play defense
>game goes to a coin flip
>lose

>>148515279
Not him but
>Korean
>Mandarin
I absolutely hate how these languages sound.

>>148515419
A pharah lives far longer as soon as she realizes she doesn't have to empty out her shift and right click all the time

>>148515441
Not really. Unless all the 76s you were facing tap fired or used macros. Regular bursting still works, and most Soldier players used that.

>>148515327
To become unstoppable on console

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>>148515482
All of them.

>>148515482

What do you think?

>>148515327
>give them the justice
>XX ROCKET DIRECT HITS XX% OF ROCKETS FIRED
>sick environmental kills with the concussion missile

Also you can pick on Reinhardt, you're basically a flying Junkrat, and you'll get lots of attention from the healsluts.

>play nice
>play pharah

>>148515532
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>>148515552

Pharahs will disappear as soon as PTR McCree with Zen's lightning fast orb will body her with two bullets. Yeah, it's all it takes, two bullets in the gut across the room and done.

>>148515584

Do you think Winston watches human porn, or monkey porn?

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>Tfw High winrates on KOTH maps
>Tfw low winrates on cp maps
>Tfw will never be able to just pick KOTH maps and live easy

>>148515667
Nah man he's into that kinky omnic shit

>>148515667

monkeys can't comprehend art you ignoramus

>>148515667
>gorilla
>caring about sex
Human porn because his brain is so fucked anyway.

>>148515552
What do you mean bursting? Like 4 round bursts?

>>148515492
thats because they sound absolutely disgusting, especially Mandarin, most Asian languages actually

>>148514156
>go on ptr to try out new people even if team comp is wonky
>see entire teams that are characters who haven't been changed in any major way
>they're happy when they squeeze a victory against 5 anas and a d.va

Why are they here?

>>148515689
>not playing Quick Play to dodge shit maps for FREE

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>>148515667
He has a thing for humans no doubt thanks to his sentience.
The real question is, is does he still have that criminally funny tiny monkey dong?

>>148515628
I don't think McCree is going live as he is in PTR. We'll see. I don't know why they won't adjust fan the hammer again. Damage, spread, anything.

>>148514684
Can we get more of these? Whos paypal do I have to throw money at?

>finally got Double Cap achievement
>on the PTR
just send me back to spawn now please

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>>148514684
Hopefully, Doomfist is a giga nigga working for Talon.

>>148515767
Practice.

>>148515767
To see how well they can counter Ana and other heroes after the changes?

>>148515889
>Doomfist gets put into the game
>Doomfist escorts Doomfist on Numbani

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>>148515867
>achievement for destroying 3 Symmetra teleporters in one game
>check my stats
>only 3 teleporters destroyed since the game launch

>>148515889
I don't get the joke.

>>148515767
Fighting against the new heroes is fun too. Flying around as Pharah and tumbling down to the ground because your mommy decided it was time to take a nap is funny.

>sleeping in the middle of a fight
>WAKE ME UP

>>148515957
>Two Doomfists fight over the Doomfist on Numbani

>>148516042
Me either. I could use some assistance.

>>148516042
it's a black and white comic ya fool

>when you have a sick potg, but then you help a teammate kill some dudes and they get potg instead
Kill me

>>148515867
I got it too when we were doing dva memes on vodka

>>148515957
Route 66 is worse if you're on attack with McCree. You're helping your former gangmates who want you dead.

>>148516042
>>148516085
Not the poster but I'm guessing it's a slice of life kind of thing

>>148515889
From the artwork in Numbani, I keep getting the impression that Doomfist is not actually the person wearing the gauntlet, but the gauntlet itself.
It is shown to grow more and more with each subsequent host, and I'm guessing it is actually malevolent

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>>148516075
A team of doomfists escorting the payload, while a team of doomfists is trying to stop them. While they're being payed by doomfist.

>>148515867
I got that shit early on. Like at lvl2 anon. You got probed.

This game is fucking shit, it doesnt matter how well you do because your team just drags you down, and it becomes a fucking 6v1 the whole match, atleast in tf2 you could actually solo the entire team if you where good.
4 gold medals every game, and everytime the enemy team spams "gg ez" while the rest of my team just leaves.
I might just be me, but it seems that this game was built to be frustrating from the ground up, they add in bullshit like roadhogs hook combo and hanzo's log arrows, while characters that actually take aim and timing to use barely do any damage at all.
Soloqueing is an absolute joke, 9/10 times you'll join a game with a dead silent team, you may as well be playing with bots at that stage, no-one ever changes class, they just lock in hanzo and torbjorn then never change the whole fucking game.
All in all i think im done with this game, at least the solo-queing part, its just too frustrating and you come out feeling more upset then you did when you started playing.
/rant

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>playing some Mccree for fun, and as an excuse to try and practice aiming shots better
>flashbanging Tracers, LMB'ing squishies and fatties alike
>every once in a while hit fan immediately after flashbang expecting it to do damage
>it doesn't
>pray that I didn't screw myself by fanning when roll isn't off cooldown
I need to stop instinctively hitting that M2 button. Such a hard habit to break.

But damn, landing LMB headshots is satisfying as hell.

>tfw I was 1 win away from 60

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>>148516009
>let alone finding a game with a symmetra that doesnt get stomped

>>148516184
>solo queue

Found the problem.

>>148516184

And yet someone claims to have solo queued to rank 70. Just gotta force yourself through the shitters and let your skills give you that edge.

>>148516042
I draw in black and white. It was either this or something where Reaper, Widowmaker, and Hanzo argue over the way "sword" is pronounced.

>It iz "sword."
>"Sword"? That's all wrong. It's pronounced "sword."
>Ridiculous sounding. Hanzo, how do you pronounce "sword"?
>Katana.

Tried meta jokes. But you're the second person to not get it, so I guess it's a failure as anything but a dumb SoL bit.

>>148516165
Miller
is
the
sunglasses

>>148516138
What are they escorting on 66?

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>>148516184
K

>>148516267
I solo qued to 51 doesn't mean I didn't get drunk and dropped 20 ranks in one night.

;_;

>>148516216
And now your rank is mid 40s?

>>148516184
>unironically explaining the concept of "me ooga team booga" in the current year

>>148516009
That achievement is crazy. If you're playing a half competent team then they switch from Symmetra by the second point. Even if it is some autist who mains Indian pussy, there's hardly any reason to always been the one to destroy the tele three separate times unless you make it your purpose.

>tfw your entire "team" gets shut down by a single widowmaker

I will never understand what people find so difficult about flanking.

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>apartment caught on fire but the fire dept put it out before it reached my room

what hero should i play to take my mind off this

>>148516360
I just pick the rape ape whenever there's a widow or hanzo.

>>148516165
Blizzard said it was like a titled legacy. Like people just take up the mantle with their own tech. Each Doomfist probably used a different gauntlet.

>>148516398
.....junkrat

>>148516360
>not introducing her to hot monkey dick

>>148516398
Mei

What is the best Reaper voice line to buy?

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why the fuck is the ranked system so shit?
why is there "underdog" teams?
why does winning only boost your rank by 30-50% and then losing almost entirely erases that?

fucking shit i'm mad :(

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>>148516360
>I will never understand what people find so difficult about flanking.
>didn't switch to Peanubutter
Sure blame your team.

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Every time I land a headshot I feel immense sexual release.

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>>148516328
In the case the most games i play i have 3-4 gold medals, yes, me unga team bunga

>>148516319
Well, no, now I'm 2 wins away.

>>148516503
I'm back in black. You can use it while doing emote.

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>play bastion
>slowly watch as the other team slowly turn one by one to genjis to counter me

>>148516503
>Next
Second place goes to
>Is that all?

All the Reaper voice lines bar these two are surprisingly low quality

>>148516503
heh... too easy

>>148516110
>>148516281
>>148516164
>>148516085
Oh.

No I'm just fucking blind I completely didn't even see the "now you have pink hair" bit.

>>148516503
I'm back in black. Except if you're using Wight or El Blanco. Or not, if you're into that kind of juxtaposition.

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Reminder that the new meta will be dubbed support meta and will use the following heroes:
>Reinhardt (frontline)
>Zenyatta (dps)
>McCree (dps)
>Ana (utility)
>Lucio (support)
>Map situational flex pick.

The flex pick is the only one that isn't 100% locked. It might be a Genji or Tracer to try and abuse the squishy nature of the meta (though McCree puts a hamper on that), D.Va or Zarya to try and tank up the other heroes. On defense it might be a Torb or Junkrat to try and fortify the positioning.

>>148516571
WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT HE IS ABOUT TO DO

>>148516503
>>148516580
Reaper literally has 2ez as a voiceline

>every PTR quickmatch has 2 anas who act like widowmakers and never touch the objective
Joy.

>>148514684
Agent 38, defense, 200 health, can climb walls due to talon spider man gloves or something

Primary weapon: A semi-automatic shotgun with 8 shots and a tight spread, has damage fall-off. Fires 5 pellets, each dealing 15 damage, at a rate of 2 shots per second. (These numbers are not specific, but the basic concept is a shotgun that is not limited to just point blank range like Reaper.)

Secondary fire launches a smoke grenade that produces a cloud the size of Reinhardts shield. 4 second duration, 12 second cooldown.

Shift: Mercenary 67 slows her movement speed slightly and eliminates the sound of her footsteps, moves faster than crouch walking (Don't laugh, footsteps are loud as fuck, a reaper sounds like a goddamn giant mech stomping around.)

E: Place down a trap that is triggered by enemies walking over it, deploys a field the size of biotic field that slows enemy movement speed, drains health and shows their location as long as they are inside the field.

Ultimate: Talon Rounds: Charge rate similar to Tactical Visor, 8 second duration, causes all shots to pierce through enemies and shields.

>>148516184
This is the issue that comes in trying to appeal to as broad an audience as Overwatch does. Blizz wants it to have competitive/esports potential, but at the same time they want it to be accessible to people who've never played an FPS in their lives. Therefore we end up with a highly competitive feeling game, but with massively forgiving mechanics, press q to win, and a matchmaking system that seems to be designed to make good players carry shitters constantly.

If only I had friends who wouldn't suck horribly at the game

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>>148516452
>>148516465
>>148516540
>lol just pick winston!!
>jump on widowmaker
>she hookshots away
>jump on her again, all while getting shot by her team
>she gets bubbled by zarya
>get shot in the face with her fucking assault rifle of 130 dps and die

and alternatively in the fucking PTR

>jump on widowmaker
>"lights out"
>"feeling sleepy?"
>"nap time"

EVERY TIME

FUCK WIDOWMAKER

REMOVE
E
M
O
V
E

>>148516618
>no mercy
lmao

>>148516570
>genji
>counter bastion
I saw this work in the newbie level 1-5 league they put you in at the start.

>>148516667
>Shift: Mercenary 67
Agent 38*. The other name I came up with is even worse.

ANA IS FUN AND CUTE!

SOMEONE SHOULD DRAW ANA AND PHARAH

WITH PONYTAILS

>>148516618
Ana is not that good. If she's healing people that she's taking heals away from other supports so every supports ult builds overall slower, and her ult is strictly a combo ult and at that point why not just have a Zarya which is the best combo ult.

Maybe if Zenyatta becomes meta and people need her to shut down his ult with her grenade.

>>148516752
The hell are you talking about? Genji completely shits on Bastion.

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>there are people here who are rank 35 or worse in competitive

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>>148516793
WITH PONYTAILS

>>148516708
>being so shit at Winston

>>148516725

Mercy's +50% damage boost won't make it out of PTR and she''ll die too much against sleeping darts and flankers. The other supports don't need to be babied, so they'll be preferred.

Winston will all but disappear since sleep dart, discord orb and peacemaker headshots just erases him from the game too fast.

>>148516884
The +50% has already been nerfed back to 30%.

>>148516853
Only about as much as genji shitting on any class.

Reflect does jack shit. He's about as good as Dva (so, not awful) at getting rid of bastion but he's not special.

The only bet he has is dash and then hope bastion can't track him.

Turning 180 will kill them 99% of the time

>>148516879
>lol ur just shit

sorry let me fucking use my powers to reach through the internet and slap my enemy teams hands away from the keyboard

Ana hard counters Winston because he is so fucking big it's impossible to miss her sleep dart, which in turn makes Widowmaker 10x better when she doesn't have to worry about Harambre fucking her up

>>148516853
>Genji completely shits on Bastion.

How? Just repair yourself while retard is reflecting and kill him in one second.

>>148516947
Aww, I was all excited for playing damage boosted McCree plays.

>>148516965
It's like you've forgotten Genji can throw perfectly accurate basketball sized shurikens from across the map that have 0 damage fall-off.

Does the exact same thing as Pharah or Widow shooting at you.

>>148516965
spot the console fag

>teammate only plays widow and hanzo the whole time, total deadweight
>bust my ass off to carry this shitter
>eventually win in a close 3-2 match
>says gj to the genji on the other side and calls him "brother" as if it was carry vs carry

Am I wrong to be salty against this piece of shit that thinks that he actually did shit?

I don't play ow much because the mm system is pretty bad, but to get retards like this in rank 56 is pretty insane

>>148516884
The 50 damage boost was confirmed dead yesterday.

Sleep also completely removes bastion from the game.

>>148517001
>>148516708
Use your shield better. It's pretty much already mandatory for Spamzo on some maps.

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>>148514863
>>148514863
fucking terrible

>>148516965
>spam shurikens into his back (getting behind a Bastion is the easiest thing a Genji can do)
>ded Bastion
>if not dead, dash through him and hit him like once

>>148516841

Sleeping dart is way too good to pass up on. Her long range damage is also acceptable. Her synergy with Reinhardt and McCree is too powerful (nano boost gives McCree oneshot headshots).

I'd say she's more guaranteed to get play than Zenyatta if he gets his hp reduced to 175 when leaving PTR.

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>tfw someone acknowledges when you play the futurama theme on the bells on dorado

>>148517005
Genji can cancel the reflect. The moment he sees you repairing, he could just alt-fire you to death while your robo-weiner takes 0.8 seconds to retract so you can aim again. If he's at range and throwing M1 shurikens at you, sure, you might not die, but a Genji that's on your position trying to kill you will probably kill you if you don't get the fuck away from him or he's a retard.

>>148517106
>not playing the seinfeld theme instead

>>148516178
Sounds like a new weekly brawl
>doomfisting

>>148517028
>It's like you've forgotten Genji can throw perfectly accurate basketball sized shurikens from across the map that have 0 damage fall-off.
>Does the exact same thing as Pharah or Widow shooting at you.
You know you can move right? You aren't literally stuck in turret form.

>>148517036
What the fuck are you talking about dude.

>>148517083
>Sneak up on him and you kill him
well no shit most of the classes in the game can kill him if you sneak up on him

I don't even play bastion that much.

im going to open a new battle.net account for this game. suggest me names?

>>148517126
The only time I die to Genji as Bastion is when they hide in the group and I can't possibly notice their reflect go off. One on one is he shit. I can just move away from long range harassment it takes a second.

>>148517159
dude just stop

>>148517226
Stop responding to weird bait? Sure.

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>>148517159
Quit yapping about it and come play the game.

Virgil#1666

>>148517195
pubelordx

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Please...PLEASE don't pick Genji if we already have a Tracer or another fucking Gengi, please stop.
I'm at my wits fucking end with all these instalocking genji garbage players.
What the fuck about him makes him such a Grade A retarded magnet?
The fucking naruto cosplay?

>>148517142
What are the tabs for that?

>>148517195

GenjiMain

Play nothing but Lucio.

>>148517276
>What the fuck about him makes him such a Grade A retarded magnet?
>The fucking naruto cosplay?
Yes.

Also they probably saw seagull's video and think they're good.

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>shitters won't quitters
>lose three times in a row
>suddenly play Winston
>carry so hard I'm motherfucking Donkey Kong
Is this the fucking secret?

Literally just bought the game, so forgive me for being a shitter. Is master overwatch and overbuff for competitive only? I cant find my profile using my exact battletag

>>148517347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM

Yes

This game needs more objectively evil heroes imo.

Right now it seems only Reaper, Widowmaker and Roadhog are evil, Junkrat is chaotic Neutral, the rest are some variation of good.

Too stacked IMO.

I'd like to see some kind of evil hooligan type hero that fights with a semi-auto rifle (like a M1 Garand) with iron sights alt-fire, throws a molotov with E that does burn damage on impact and area denial damage over time. No ideas about his ult or shift but he should be bald with a bandana over his face and an eyepatch.

>>148517472

Omnic robot mafia. We have too many peaceful omnics.

>>148517472
Don't forget Symmetra

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>you think you're getting good to decent at this hero when suddenly the next five matches decide to prove you wrong

What's their name, /owg/?

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>Be Reinhardt
>Pushing through a choke with my shield
>team is still too timid and stays behind trying to pelt the enemy

why, please. I need a Zarya ult that just works on my teammates to glue them to my butt

>Check out this streamer everyone keeps talking about
>He plays Genji and Hanzo the most

now it all makes sense

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I did it guys I finally hit 60 from solo queuing.

>>148517439
No.

If you just bought the game it probably takes an amount of time for it to show p

>>148517472
Mei is evil incarnate, so there's that

>>148517276
Gray Fox, Raiden, Cyborg Ninja, Street Samurai, Snake get out of there, that katana is deadly etc..

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10718317

Reminder that you can vote for multiple items. Wondering if I should remake the poll though because I thought up a lot of other fun stuff.

>>148517653
thanks

>>148517540
Symmetra works for an evil company. That's no indication that she's evil per se.

>>148517472
Reaper is a mercenary
Roadhog is about as "evil" as Junkrat

Widowmaker is "evil" but she's brainwashed.

Mei is the one true evil in the game.

>>148517472
Both Roadhog and Junkrat are Chaotic Neutral.

>>148517605
If you mean Seagull, then yes, he's the reason so fucking many people play Genji/Hanzo (apart from weeb appeal). He's one of the best players in the world, so of course when he takes characters with high skill ceilings he'll make them look good.

He's actually aware of his influence, though. On a recent stream he talked about potentially playing a Bastion main smurf account but decided that he'd have to do it off stream so he wouldn't cause a mass influx of garbage Bastion mains.

>>148517648
sauce pls

>>148517692
She's evil enough to be complicit with the collapse of a massive skyscraper on top of a innocent community and the disfigurement of children, at least

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>>148517692

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>>148517681
I really want to humiliate Pharah out in public like in those Public Disgrace videos.

>>148517681
The first 8

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umm owtards?

>>148517472
Junkrat was only stopped from killing cops doing their job by the plot/Roadhog not wanting to make a big mess even bigger.

Doomfist the scourge wants the gauntlet and Sombra is probably evil.

Symmetra might become good but she's working for evil people and is basically antagonist material until she decides to cut ties.

>>148517472
We don't have the full story on Mercy, she seems like she could be secretly evil, or eventually corruped.

>>148517758
Like 10 million people play this shit game and how many people watch Seagull, like 80? He's just full of himself.

The sad fact is aiming is fun. It's fun to aim at your opponents and kill them, even if you're shit at it and only get one kill every two minutes. Lots of people want to aim at their opponent with Genji or Hanzo rather than go hold up a shield for 8 minutes or go hold a healing beam on someone for 8 minutes.

>>148517681
>aerial sex
YES

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>TFW nobody wants to talk about how much is wrong with this game because they're too busy posting le ebin comics and waifu memes xD
Such good goys.

>>148517681
>no feet

c'mon pham you're literally alienating one of the biggest demographics ;_;

>>148517784
>>148517843
>Literally autistic character sticking with what she thinks is right, even shows doubt in what she's doing
>Antagonist
wew lads

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>>148517472
>>148517529
Two birds. One stone.

>>148517585

McCree. I can absolutely wreck an entire team, shoot two Pharah players out of the air, and flank and kill a whole team with the ult one game...

And the next I have bronze damage and three kills all game.

Only constant is my accuracy, bout fiddy percent.

No idea what's going on.

>>148517862
He regularly has 30k+ viewers on stream and tens of millions of views on his (cherrypicked) Youtube videos. I would imagine a very large number of the playerbase is at the very least aware of him.

>>148517886
You can make a thread on /v/ like everyone else if you want an echo chamber for your specific opinion

>>148517886
>/owg/
>not talking about how shit Overwatch is

are you even reading the thread you fat faggot?

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>>148517792
>>148517890
Like I said I was thinking of remaking the poll with a bunch of fun stuff.

>>148516281
Just need to do an OW edit of that one Nedroid comic.

>>148517859
Well, it's pretty clear she's got an unhealthy obsession with death and likely has a god complex, considering real life surgeons often have one, and they can't literally resurrect people, but I don't know if that means she's evil.

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>>148517886
Is this your first thread? Were you here when comp came out? Why don't you just bitch about forced 50 or 20 tick instead of waiting for others to do it?

Any players in Australia want to group up for comp tonight username is Biased#11330

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>>148517862
>and how many people watch Seagull, like 80?
Looks like he was a mostly who who tried to scrounge off popularity from professional TF2 players.

I've literally never heard of him until he became a meme with genji, so congrats to him I suppose.

He gets to stroke his e-dick and weebs everywhere get to be a disappointment to their team.

>>148517914
Antagonist doesn't mean evil. She's the character that opposes the main characters and then joins them later.

>>148517886

Tons of shit wrong with the game. It's still pretty fun to play casually.

>>148517831
some loser already has that name

>>148517784
She didn't know that her company will destroy the building in the first place. She was already doubting when they explicitly told her that they were the ones who did it.

>>148517731
>Blocks our path to the objective
Sorry, sorry...sorry, sorry

>>148517921
I had two games earlier where I was winning as Tracer, but it was the weirdest fucking thing.

>game 1
>gold medal in eliminations
>no medal in damage
>imagine 40 eliminations and 1000 damage somehow

>game 2
>no medal in eliminations
>gold medal in damage
>imagine 2 eliminations and 4000 damage somehow
>no Reinhardt shield or Mei walls or anything, just tons and tons of damage that got healed instantly

I don't know if I'm good or not. What the fuck am I supposed to get out of that information.

>>148518067
She doesn't oppose any of the main characters. None of them have anything to do with the poo in loo slums.

She only opposes "moral good".

>>148518093
You do know in Battle.net everyone can have the same name?

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>use leftover money from visa giftcards to buy 5 lootcrates
>get dupes and coins mostly, get an emote and a winpose, 1 legendary skin

The stuff you get from these paid ones does seem better. And I've only gotten shit in my past 50 levels.

>>148514868
How did Ana survive that? Does she have that condition where half of your brain is missing

>>148518186
You can see it didn't shoot her eye straight on.

What the fuck is up with people switching to the same hero as me after I kill them once. Happening almost every game

>>148518148
It's a comparison. How else do you describe someone working for an evil corporation? She's going to clash with Lucio at least once I'm predicting.

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>me and my friend decided to help our friend do his placement matches
>I'm 55 (tank and support) he's 42 (Hanzo main) our unranked friend is Soldier and Pharah main
>after our placement our unranked friend gets placed at 52
>my Hanzo friend rages

Holy shit you guys should do placement matches with a friend if you want to bring up your MMR as everyone is terrible in those.

>joining game
>last round of a losing KOTH game on overtime

thanks

>>148518186
I'm pretty sure Widow shot Ana's scope and pieces of the scope went in her eye.

>>148518252
>How else do you describe someone working for an evil corporation?
A character working for shitty people? Tv tropes probably has a specific name for it if you want to go and look it up.

>spam I need healing
>move away from the healer as far as possible

>>148518258

Just don't play 6s, it's smurfs with uber tryhards. Low level friends will get fucking destroyed if they aren't competent.

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>>148514156
HANZO at your service!

>>148514156
I wonder how he lost his eye.

>>148518178
>get a bunch of shitty loot boxes
>give into impatience and buy some loot boxes with real money
>pity legendary system kicks in
>"paid ones does seem better :^)"
The system doesn't differentiate between paid and free loot boxes.

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>>148509714
>Junkrat
>No-aim shots

I remember when I was level 8 too.

>>148518258
> placement matches with friends
> they are mid 50s
> somehow get matched against bad teams over and over
> mfw I come out at 67

>>148518149
ye, so ask him how

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Enter a part of an Overwatch quote (in this case I used "high noon" rather than "it's high noon")

Receive pictures from Simpsons episodes where that quote is used

Make a meme

https://frinkiac.com/

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Did you bully the enemy Hanzo today, /owg/?

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>>148514684
We all ready have the Old and New leaders of Overwatch on the roster.

Might as well have Talon's head honcho make an appearance.

>>148518318
I'm surprised people still fuck this up.

There's literally bright silhouettes that show rough health percentages and healers STILL somehow ignore those in need for their pocket.

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>>148518487
>2016 and/or being over the age of 14
>still watching da sampsons

Are you a Reaper main?

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>>148518487

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How are you guys doing so far?

>>148514868
She shot the scope. The shrapnel, glass or whatever got into her eye.

>traveling to [insert KOTH map here]
Oh cool thanks for the auto-loss, Blizzard.

So is it ok to call Ana, Solid Set and McCree Ocelot or am I just stretching things a little?

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>>148518487
a bit too memey for me but it seems like it could be entertaining

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>>148518525

Already in the game bro!

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>>148518525
>Cobra Commander-like character as Talon's administrator
FUND IT

>>148518591
what you play senpai I've been trying to climb but it's hell

Post cute ana

>>148518619

>Pick Reaper/Tracer
>Solo carry

It's not difficult

>>148518640
dunno why you would want to call any of those people

>>148517939
>le opinions xD
No it's facts.

>>148518005
I don't bitch about anything, I only criticize flaws.

>>148518091
No it's not. They lock content away behind fake "competitive" modes.

>>148518513
That's kind of wasteful, but yeah, I shocked a few to death with my gorilla lightning gun.

>>148518619
>implying KOTH isn't the most fun mode

How long do I have to wait between leaving a match and joining a new one to not get put into the same goddamned match I just left?

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>>148518525
I hope we get to play as ANUBIS somehow. Or some actually evil omnic.

>>148518690
There's only so much I can play Lucio.

I can't stop playing Tracer even though I lose most of the time with her

Because when I win it feels so so so so so goooooood

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>>148518513

I bullied your moma today.

>>148518674
Whenever I pick either of those characters I get swarmed on by 5 people because my team doesn't know how to play.

I'm not even memeing. I legitimately have never been on a good team in comp KOTH.

>>148518690
I'm sure it's lots of fun if your team is good.

>>148518689
Not a problem when the enemy team has a Roadhog.

>>148518293
A character working for shitty people will end up doing shitty things. I don't think she's evil but I'm baffled that you think she won't be antagonistic in anyway ever. You do know antagonist != villain, right?

>>148518674
Reaper/Tracer is shit tier carries. If you are playing at good MMR you need Zarya/Lucio. I like Tracer myself, but she is not carry material.

>>148518668
Reinhardt (not on KoH), Mercy, Lucio(only on KoH) and Soldier 76.

>>148518776
I do know that antagonist != villain, but for an antagonist to be an antagonist, they need to specifically antagonize a protagonist.

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>>148518591
Was playing everyday but my profile stopped updating a week ago and started working again yesterday.

>>148518730
>this fucking faggot's Quirk

Way to ruin an interesting series by having your ultimate villain possess such an unimaginative superpower.

>>148518776
>!=

kek

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>>148518487
Going to make a ton of these.

>>148518758
Rude.

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>>148518756

>it's a 2x Tracer in KotH maps episode

So much fun...

>>148518684
What content? Please don't say something retarded like the golden guns.

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>when you get three duplicates in a single box
>4th is a spray

>>148518824
>Unimaginative super power
>Where the main character is literally punch things really REALLY hard
It's a hell of a lot more "imaginative" than One for All, and he's actually come up with some very "imaginative" uses for it like the Noumu.

>>148517681
Wait isn't hard Yandere like them murdering you, or like causing tons of pain? To be fair I know like jack shit about Yanderes so....

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at least it wasn't 4 i guess

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>>148518859


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvf1XQyBEDo

Don't listen to it for more than 3 mins or you will go insane.

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>>148518487

>>148518942
That could be included in hard yandere, yea.

Good thing that's a non-issue with my waifu/husbando.

>>148518921
>two sprays
>hanzo voice line
>duplicate player icon

>>148518813
same, my ranked stats didnt update from 5th to 13th so i just suddenly jumped from 58 to 70

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>want to go back to live because feel like the ranks I'm earning on PTR are worthless
>mfw double winston double tracer

Nevermind, I'll just stomach effectively not ranking up for like 2 weeks until this gets implemented. D.va and Ana are too fun on the PTR anyway

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I love new D.Va
I love Ana
I love deleting Reinhardt and Streetpig all day erry day

>numbani second point

Is there a reason this exists?

>>148519009
who is it?

>>148516398
Shit, is that moose OK?

>>148518758
I haven't noticed, do torb turrets get a skin?

They should, hats on sentries was always really funny to me in tf2.

>>148519051
Mei.

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Widow-MEI-ker here!

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>>148519076
I think his pirate turret is a bit different.

>>148518942
People have their own line for hard and soft yandere. Murder stuff is always hard though, even if she's just murdering love rivals instead you. Being imprisoned and coddled in a sex dungeon might be considered soft because no one is getting physically hurt while others would think it's still too crazy. Just play it safe and pick soft.

>>148518945
>hiding your username

nobody fucking cares

>>148518934
>It's a hell of a lot more "imaginative" than One for All
>All For One: My power is that I have...ALL OF THE POWERS

Fucking OC tier shit.

>>148519076
They do change with your skin, most are just recolors but his biker ones have little flames on them. Not sure what the pirates have.

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>>148519083
keep telling yourself that

>>148519076
Yes, his biker skin gets stars on it and the pirate one gets cannons

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>>148519051

>>148519083
Don't impersonate people that's rude.