/srg/ - Speedrunning General

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whats up with bertin and that shrine maiden?

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>>148500129
But it wasn't me though.

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how can one man be so based?

is there any speedrun record he can't break?

is there any marriage he can't end?

cutecrab

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cut crab

>>148507919
>unattractive alcoholic who spends his days playing the same video game over and over again

>>148508442
Go to bed, Sam.

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tfw bertin will never spoon you and kiss your neck while whispering "dayum.."

>>148507919
>>148508102
>>148508360
why did you spoiler?

>>148509807
why didn't you?

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When speedrunning put you over the edge.

turok is already sucking the life out of me, learning these tricks. I predict I will become a grind monkey in no time. pray for me.

>>148511438
it's 2016.....

HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.

>>148515858
please stop posting this worthless shit. you're just making yourself look like an buffoon.

rip speed

Yo the fuck is this?
https://twitter.com/StreamerNews/status/753869293369061376

>>148522645
god tier

Stop White genocide

test

>>148525623
it worked :)

anyone else ready for bboys hands to hurt after he tries running sm64

This was a long time ago but didn't someone say they were thinking of learning Aggressive Inline here? I was just replaying through the game for the first time in forever to get used to the game again and its pretty fun.

>>148526142
SM64 is generally lower apm than SMS, so it might not hurt his hands desu.

>>148526284
i meant the hand pain excuse

>>148526316
I'm not sure what you mean. It's not really an excuse, there are examples of people who have medically demonstrable hand injuries from playing video games over long periods of time, it's actually relatively common these days.

>>148526414
nah he uses it whenever he gets exposed

>>148522645
is spikevegeta ever sober?

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBED KILLA !

>>148524691
>somebody gender bent Narcissa
What kind of sick person does one have to be to do something to such a beautiful person like Narcissa?

>>148511438
>>148523997
why did you delete?

Myth: VC is more accessible than N64.

Truth: A used Wii costs about the same as a used N64. Good used Gamecube controllers cost more than good used N64 controllers. New in box Gamecube controllers cost more than new in box N64 controllers. SM64 on VC is roughly 15 dollars. SM64 on N64 is roughly 15 dollars. None of these things are difficult to find or inaccessible to buy.

The N64 version of the game is the most accessible version to most SM64 runners. The vast majority of SM64 players are in North America and Japan, and Japan doesn't have legal access to a viable VC version of the game.

can someone post the list of headcrab alts

>>148528339
ask slayer for his banlist its the exact same

>>148525328
reminds me of the time when our boi and peaches were doing speed guns live and they forgot to hide the weed and pills

Im in germany, where my bois at

hey slayer can you post your ban list please

wut

https://www.twitch
.tv/professorbroman

>>148528339
http://pastebin.com/UESAsXtQ

>>148515858
>aka stop talking about them/giving them attention
>Stop giving the following attention:
>The lists of both parts consist exclusively of people that are talked about to this day
How long until people start listening?

>>148531191
thanks for the late response!

>>148515858
>tk mze

Stop using my name, please. Thank you.

>>148531336
thanks for the late response!

>>148531352
No problem.

>>148530523
Remember when this dude tried to learn X3 LOL

>>148533042
LMFAO

>>148530757
>headcissa
>headcuck

>>148533042
Hahahahaha

whats the srg approved gang sign to use at esa

>>148537656
putting on blackface and doing the haka

>>148537656
a trump hat

>>148537656
AGDQ and SGDQ tattooed on your butt cheeks.

>>148537656
vape nation

>>148537656
dab

>>148537954
This isn't an /srg/ represntative, stop forcing it.

http://pastebin.com/J6z10PNm

>>148537656
What about こんいちは!

>>148539465
>#Who is on your team
>+ Drc is our coach
>+ Trob is our Support
>+ J0na is our DPS/Flex
>+ Noizeeh is another DPS/Flex
>+ Dreft is our Offtank/Flex
>+ Zoan is our standin Tank
>+ I play Support/Flex

If basically everyone is "flex" why even bother with roles in the first place?

>>148539270
a trump hat

>>148530523
wait i thought he already was married?

>>148539465
>#What happened to speedrunning?
>I graduated, and got out of school. This meant i had to get a job sadly, and honestly working a ''proper'' job is would be a waste for me, because i feel like i have many different paths to choose from that revolve around the gaming area. I have too much dedication and skill to waste it working in a super market for an example.

>My sexuality is bi

>>148540402
working at a super market would help with his fucking ego
how long till he goes full narcissa mode?

>>148540402
>when i used to speedrun
Dropped
Quit talking about him

>Don't overdo it with speedrun questions. I know that a lot of people are very emotionally bound to me doing speedruns. But back then i was in school, and i didn't have to worry about a steady income, so i could just have fun with speedrunning. Now i actually have to get a job, and it sucks. Either i stop streaming completely to get a job, or i actually try and push for pro in something i actually enjoy.

Boys, is it socially acceptable to fuck a twink next to an heterosexual guy in a tent. Asking for a friend dont worry

>>148541916
Of course. Anything that is seen as degeneracy on these boards are socially acceptable in modern society, in fact it's even encouraged!

>>148541916
fucking next to people is considered uncool regardless of their body type or gender

>>148542740
Be more tolerant, fucking straight male.

>>148542840

I'm not one of those things

>>148542975
fucking uncle tom then, you won't survive the day of the rope by appeasing your oppressors, you fucking idiot

>>148543325
you'd get more replies on /v/

>>148541916
as long as hes cute go for it

>>148528137
>Good used Gamecube controllers cost more than good used N64 controllers.
uhh, maybe? There's no reason to buy used GC controllers because they're still in production and dirt cheap.
>New in box Gamecube controllers cost more than new in box N64 controllers.
Plain wrong. Find me a NIB n64 controller for under $24 and I'll buy you 5 of them. Third party controllers that aren't Hori are ALL garbage, and they're the same price as third party GC anyway.
>SM64 on VC is roughly 15 dollars.
it's $10 and aside from sales, always has been. N64-J can be had for like $5-9 if you can wait 2 weeks for economy shipping from Japan, it's less than half the price of the USA cart.

I'm all for SM64 speedruns staying on N64 but at least get your facts straight. Maybe also add something about not needing a JP N64 unless you live in a pal region, which some people here don't seem to realize.

>>148540402
LOL, too good for a normal job?

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So what are we supposed to do until January?

All European speedrun events SUCK and NASA doesn't seem like it'll happen again.

>>148544607
talk about speedrunning :)

>>148543965
He's probably referring to the good type of gamecube controller, not the cheaply made dogshit smash version.

>>148544607
nasa will be at dreamhack montreal

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Apparently the only reason people run 1.1 is because there is a giant skip in 1.0...

So use 1.0 for free WR?

>>148543965
Stop replying to bad bait.

>>148544758
>nasa will be at dreamhack montreal
Do you have any source besides your ass?

>>148544962
>how do i google "dreamhack montreal speedrun"
montreal.dreamhack com/en/speedrun/

>>148544804
>bait
He's not wrong though. Consider ocarina of time, which has a different case to be made for version-exclusive glitches, which isn't a thing for SM64, but the oot community is infected with the cancer "fastest official version only" ideology regardless.

In order to get a competitive time in all but 1 major category, you need to either import a Japanese console or pirate the game (which is what everyone does), using homebrew software to install it to your console and then modify your system to turn off the region lock. It's not difficult to do but as he said, N64 is more accessible, and doesn't require any of that.

>>148544737
Do you own one? They're fine if you don't need separate mappings for analog triggers, which unless you're playing smash or Sunshine, you don't. The triggers are slightly worse, as is the plastic casing, but the analog stick is equally good.

>>148545179
>Do you own one? They're fine if you don't need separate mappings for analog triggers, which unless you're playing smash or Sunshine, you don't. The triggers are slightly worse, as is the plastic casing, but the analog stick is equally good.
I know Sunshine runners bitch about them having bad diagonals. I have melee friends who avoid them like the plague. One said the stick on his became loose and unusable after about 100 hours; n64 controllers are notorious for shitty joysticks and they last significantly longer than that.

Didn't watch even 5 minutes of SGDQ this year, how was it?

>>148545406
well tbf I might be comparing it to the white japanese wii-branded one that everyone bought 4 years ago. Maybe that has the same issues? It performs about the same as the smash controller. All my original black/purple/wavebird ones have worn down sticks because they're old.

>>148545476
Probably the same as last year, but with some july 4th circlejerking.

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>>148545093
>montreal
>canada

Nope.avi

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>>148540402
love the meme where variety streamers pretend they didn't just use speedrunning to boost their audience

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>>148537656
This one

>>148544607
NASA will be at Dreamhack Montreal with a sort of mini marathon. Expect smaller meetups from NASA runners and streamers aside from the major marathon. Potential locations for NASA'17 are being discussed but Toronto looks like it might be the location.

>>148548126
Thanks I'll use this

>>148548504
You're welcome dude

>>148537656
\//\

two weeks until esa, are we excited

>>148550689
If I was going again, maybe. the stream sucks.

>>148544607

Narcissa actually looks cute now. I can see him being an average girl to babe in like 3 years.

She could pass as a regular female now. HRT is pretty amaazing.

>>148530523
reminder this dude got divorced by his 7/10 wife cause he fucked a trap at gdq

>>148530523
remember when this guy pretended he was a speedrunner LOL

>>148550689
heck yes dude

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*speedruns*
*doesn't stream it*

>>148550883
lmao

>>148550883
die faggot

>>148550883
cosmo barely looks human, lets start with baby steps

>>148550883
lol

>>148546327
is tasteless on hormones?

>>148546327
this boy is so strangely attractive
do you think he knows

>>148551260
True purity

>>148550883
she's passable now, but not cute. if i didn't already know she was trans and saw her for the first time i'd probably assume she was just an ugly girl.

the voice will always give it away though, HRT is never gonna fix that.

>>148551260
>speedrun
>dont stream it
>tell no one
>upload only raw, untimed, unedited, untitled, unlisted videos on dummy youtube accounts
>submit to leaderboards on dummy leaderboard accounts
>1st place times

>>148552287
>things that never happened

>>148552287
>make multiple fake usernames
>all use the same video uploaded to multiple fake youtube accounts
>overtake a speedrun community with all your proxies
>start changing rules because the "majority" of the community wants it
>laugh when beta speedrunners bend over to your successful takeover of a speed game

>>148554138
This is how jews took control of the west

>>148554138
>things that never happened

>>148554423
>things that never happened

The jews

TMR is complaining about only having 500 viewers again.

>>148556642
he should try not being mexican

>>148556642
has he given duggy permission to play nintendo games again yet?

>>148556642
I wish I could be so entitled.

>>148556979
no, but he has given his viewers permission to retweet everything he posts on twitter, so more people can see him
his last tweet only had one retweet, which really brought him down and he's now talkign about this for like half an hour

>>148556642
hoyp for TransMexicanRunner

Lmao, TMR now calls Dungongue "Voldemort" and complains that he has stolen his life, because he has to play NES games all day.

>>148556642
>top 10 speedrun streams that became absolute shit

>>148558532
Where does TMR rank on that list? What's number one?

>>148558521
isn't TMR like hundreds of games ahead of dung? why is TMR afraid of him catching up?

>>148558762
He's probably 5th. Cosmo is #1 obviously.

>>148558762
gonthalen

Any recent pics of croni? I heard she finally transitioned from a dick to a wound

every tranny and libshit enabler must die

>>148560367
why so full of hate, anon?

>>148560476
Anti-Whites and degenerate scum need to go

The Holocaust happened

>>148564464
*audience claps and laughs*

>>148561268
3edgy5me

"I am no longer speedrunning until the blight known as Dugongue is ejected from this once-fine community."

-Someone with more world records than you

Cronikeys

>>148565225
did dugongue actually do anything except for starting the same nes challenge thing like tmr?

>>148551260
I would stream if people would watch me.

>>148566989
I'd watch

>>148566989
people would watch you if you were worth watching

lolievil

>>148567228
Liar.

>>148567265
I know. Guess I'll just stick to offline attempts.

>>148568664
>>148566989
behemoth is that you?

>>148568664
I'm not even lying though, I would actually watch.

medievil

>>148569095
>lol i posted it again!

I'm not even medievil though

>>148559025
>isn't TMR like hundreds of games ahead of dung? why is TMR afraid of him catching up?

not hundreds, but dugongue will probably finish the challenge first because he spends most of the time that TMR spends crying and eating tacos just playing his goddamn video games like a pure speedboi

https://twitter.com/Jigwally/status/753624019698528256

Could you guys tell slayer to stream some monster hunter?

>>148570848
>just playing his goddamn video games like a pure speedboi
timed let's plays aren't speedruns

>>148570959
sorry, this is a board about speedrunners. maybe you're lost?

>>148571179
no one said they were. do you tend to struggle with reading comprehension, or is this a relatively new thing for you?

>>148571307
you seem UPSET

Conservative Speedrunning

are oatsngoats and sweetnumb a couple?

oats just told a story about him dreaming about sweetnumb and emilia clarke.

>>148572915
yea there's a video of them CWJing on xhamster

>>148573416
>i hate headcrab
>i hate headcrab soooo much
>every day i go to his stream
>every day i talk to him in stream chats
>every day i check his speed twitter
>every day i post about him in the thread
>i really, really hate headcrab you guys

>>148573601
>implying i do any of that
don't get full of yourself headcrab, i just want you dead.

>>148573756
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/600522059047936000

>>148573919
i don't even need to open this to know what it is

>>148574583
was the second to last hit intentional?

>>148574657
for a samurai, every hit is intentional

https://a.pomf.cat/lunhmi.webm

>>148574583
>>148574978
How long until I can speedrun my katana skills like these pros?

https://www.change.org/p/dss-unmod-kirbymastah-in-darkspinessonic come on guys we're almost there

Does anyone remember which pokemon run it was where he was explaining how repel works and how there is literally no pokemon that can show up in that grass and he gets attacked by Entei(?).

>>148536762
>>148554060
>>148573967
why did you delete?

yo REAL TALK whos got one lit R THE FUCK N

>>148580236
kirbymaster is a piece of shit but these petitions do less than nothing

where has simplee elin gone? i haven't seen her since before sgdq

>>148551306
>>148551427
>>148551448
>>148551480

In a couple years when she's cute I want you guys to tweet her a written apology. Transitioning is a rough period and if any of you had friends who went through that time you'd understand and be more compassionate about the situation in general. It's not easy physically, mentally or socially to literally transform yourself while most people look at you in disgust or try to make a fool of you. Stop it.

>>148582997
>de hippie spacing

>>148582997
he's a man

>>148570959
>>148573601
>>148582997
what do you mean by "you guys"?

>>148544607
>>148550689
>>148580236
who is we?

>>148582997
In a couple of months when he kills himself I want you to do the same

>>148583232

She was a man and a speedrunner, and now she's trying to turn her life around for the better and all I see on these threads is people shit on her for trying to do better.

Leave Narci alone if you have nothing positive to say about her.

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>>148583648

>>148583648
die marxist

>>148582997
I hope this is bait. If not, holy shit you must be such an insufferable cunt.

>>148583648
>de hippie spacing

Guys... My Pappy caught me watching Narcissa.. How do I explain myself at brunch tomorrow?

should i make a speedtwitter? woudl u folow me?

if i had an anime girl avatar, would that change your answer?

>>148582997
>>148583648
>she
>her
stfu fucktard

Guys... My GF caught me watching Medievil.. How do I explain myself at church tomorrow?

a BULLET in the brain of every disgusting tranny FREAK and their MARXIST enablers

>>148584449
twitter is fun, it's basically just shitposting

>>148584449
are you a cuck? the anime girl avatar would make me twice as likely to follow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpby8Tue5iA

post your speedjams

>>148583909

Please, just give her a chance and put yourself in her shoes before passing judgment. i've had a close friend who went throughj this and she had suicidal thoughts. You know that she reads this thread so at least show narci a little respect. If not for the person who she is now, at least show some respect for the person she used to be.

>>148585343
just fuck off you feminine little fag boy. tranny enabler degenerate

>>148585343
OUT

>>148585343
Who gives a fuck! She doesn't speedrun anymore, thus shouldn't be discussed in this thread!!!!!!!

>>148585343
>de hippie spacing

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>>148585716
It turns out /srg/ doesn't like posting about speedrunning.

>>148544790
Actual question, no responses.

>>148585985
thanks for the late response!

>>148585343
>she
>her
stfu fucktard

>>148585985
who is this cum plum?

>oot """"""no major skips""""""

this is good the game needed more categories

>>148587318
jon numberz

>>148588141
agreed.

dannyb is based

on what

>>148588352
based on being a gay reddit fucker!!!

>>148571406
>>148588352
why did you spoiler?

>>148587318
that's my sister you fucker

>>148588690
why didn't you?

>>148585985
>Actual question, no responses.
It's just another tranny.

>>148588141
Oh God and the rules don't even make sense.

>>148588141
isn't that the same as """""""""glitchless""""""""" any% but with an accurate name?

*medievils*

>>148585023
based

medievol

>>148590837
based

>>148591410
medi Medi

Just fucking speedrun! I fucking promise I'll watch you!! ;)

>>148591559
But I don't stream.

who /core/ in here?

>>148591875
That's okay. Where do you live? I'll come to your house friend.

nkrMedievil /

>>148541432
>>148555792
>>148585891
why did you delete?

alright guys what youäre about ti witness right now is not me

QUICK POST YOUR FAVORITE SWEDE SPEEDRUNNER

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>>148592843

>>148592843
kottpower or bust

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>>148592956

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>>148592843
SHIT

>>148592956
>>148593137
Stop posing yourself J_! You're fucking pathetic dude!

>>148593954
didn't you see my post right there saying it's not me?

>>148594251
You're not fooling anyone!

>>148594367
FUck!!!

meEdievil

I wonder what our boi chibi has been up to lately. Anyone have a clue?

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>>148597316
Breaking federal law last I checked.

birdxbrain

>>148598013
>age of consent
>federal law
Your typical Hillary voter, "ladies" and gentlemen.

>>148598386
>>148599147
I believe sending pictures of your cock to a minor is giving a child pornography.

Anyways, is someone going to answer?
>>148544790

>>148598386
>not being man enough to stand with her

Absolutely disgusting

>>148599464
men stand with men

=>>148599313
thanks for the late response!

>>148599313
Child porn laws in their current form were invented to legitimize internet surveillance to the public. Child porn is pretty much a non-issue and the laws mostly target people like Chibi who did nothing wrong.

>>148599313
Even to the same sex?

>threads are full of faggots, trannies, furries and pedos
what happened serg

>>148600059
It's 2016. Get use to it!

>>148600059
sounds like a normal serg to me

anyone here speedrun dragon age origins?

>>148600059
old /srg/ had everything you just mentioned
>faggots
literally everyone
>trannies
cronikeys, scarecrow
>furries
slayer
>pedos
M1, pyatters

there is literally NOTHING comfier than a feasel ff1 speedrun stream

the aussie speed marathon is getting basically 0 viewers even though its on twitch front page. whats going on?

>>148603860
asm didn't shell out fat gdq bucks to get a plug on coblert

>>148603860
Man it's fuckin' EVO now, no one gives a fuck about speed atm

>>148604484
but it has trannies
twitch.tv ausspeedrunmarathon2

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>>148604542

>>148604542
It has trannies?! Oh fuck then I'm there
*knocks over drink hastily scrambling to open the stream as fast as possible*

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I want to start speedrunning. Is there a particular skill/dexterity requirement needed to speedrun to begin with? Is it acceptable to emulate games to speedrun or is the original console needed? I'd like to speedrun some of my favorite games of adolescence such as Final Fantasy IX and Xenogears.

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>>148605951
>below WAAAH

I'm going to 'you guys' in your sleep /srg/

>>148606161
>I want to start speedrunning. Is there a particular skill/dexterity requirement needed to speedrun to begin with?

Autism.

>Is it acceptable to emulate games to speedrun or is the original console needed?

Either is usually fine. Check with the community for the game you want to run.

>>148606251
what do you mean by "you guys"?

You can't speedrun a JRPG.

Reminder somethingautistic.ca is the best website

>people who ALWAYS wears a hat when going outside, but isn't balding

What's their deal?

>>148607968
They're balding.

>>148611065
what do you mean by "you chumps"?

Damn Duke.. what the hell man... shit...

http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze

I... you one cold ass nigga ...

I FUCKING LOVE SKELETONBILL

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throwback friday

>>148611224
i ain't fixin to read all that shit. gimme a synopsis, man

>>148611813
duke's one cold mother fucker

let the doggy die

>>148611065
why did you delete?

what runs are ya'll lookin forward to the mostest?

Black people are _____

>>148616245
cuuuuuuuuuuuute ;3c

>>148616245
aids

live

can someone tell me that I'm based please? i need it right now. ty

>>148621042
Okay.

>>148621251
PLEASE

>>148611813
meme

meme meme

>>148621309
thanks for the late response!

>tfw no mental illnesses, no WR achieved.

you sub-human spergs were born with all the luck...

>>148621547
what do you mean by "you sub-human spergs"?

>>148624568
why didn't you sage?

Will BounceyBoy get good enough at SM64 VC to make everyone switch?

>>148625508
I doubt it. Getting good at SM64 is a significantly larger time investment than getting good at Sunshine. He's biting off more than he can chew, count on it.

And if he does somehow get good, chances are he'll switch to N64 like every other good player, because playing on VC is truly aids.

>>148599147
>>148605951
why did you delete?

Who the FICK is marel and why is she in charge of ESA all of a sudden? Is she suckin Edenal cuck or wat

>>148624568
why did you delete?

>>148629179
why didn't you sage?

Who the FICK is medieivl and why is he in charge of /srg/ all of a sudden? *indecipherable ebonics*

Somefllow, iol, sowie, explain why is germany filled with so many qts? It's incredible, please protect them from rapefugees. I love you all, and dont forget to post ur stream and talk about your speedgame, even if no one cares or replies :) kisses on the cheek and on the tummy. - anonymous

>>148631303
faggot

>>148574912
why did you delete?

>>148507039
all weebs should be burnt alive

medi

medi medi

>>148633890
thanks for the late response!

weebs are alright if they support trump

>>148634451
word

What's the best Kirby speedgame?

Is it Super Star?

>>148635048
lol

>>148635075
What's so funny?

>>148635143
haha

tfw slayer got suspended

Fill in the blanks: Diversity is a codeword for ________

Hey guys what runs are you excited to see at ESA?

>>148636540
communism

now that slayer is dead, i could go for a comfy d_b s:har or w_d stream

>>148635048
KSS 100%

nvm hes back

>>148636450
>>148637052

what did he do this time?

>>148637621
put nigger in his title

>>148637621
>de hippie spacing

>>148637686
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you put "cracker" in your title you'd NEVER get suspended

they dont call him slayerofniggerbabies for nothing

slayerofslayerofbabies aka horror aka BionicBunion

>>148556979
dug started uploading playthroughs again
i also dreamt last night he was stalking me

>>148629179
source?

*bets on the right horse*

you guys are alright desu

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Holy shit the new Torin Crater strat is dirty. But I reached my goal of sub 2:30, just want to have a clean run next that is well polished and I'll be down, unless any major time saves are found.

who are we watching

so where is slayer now

>>148654871
dannyb

>>148657439
at the base of some building

>>148657439
>suspended
what happened?

>>148657439
in my bed

>>148658064
too racis' for twitch cuckolds

brb soylent

who is the hottest speedgirl and why is it yellowkillerbee?

>>148658731
>yellowkillerbee

That's not how you spell skybilz.

>TMR complains about not having large viewer counts anymore
>TMR often sings with his broken english accent
gee I wonder why people stopped watching him.

*bes epic*

*bes headcrab*

*bees*

*bee spic*

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>>148662137

>>148662389
damn... headcrab look like THAT O__O;;;

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>>148662662
headcrab looks like this
<----

>>148662810
¡qué echón!

at esa can we do the fun gangnam style dance?can that be our gang sign?

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>>148662662
>>148662810
no this is headcrab

>>148664120
that's toufool

>>148664120
why did you post toufool?

>>148660882
I think TMR has some sort of mental disability. He sings and makes weird voices all the time and it's pretty fucking annoying. Also he relies on his chat to help him through his games. Like this casino game he is playing, he didn't know if he should hit or stand when he had an 8 in blackjack.

I think full time streaming just makes people retarded over time.

>>148664760
Watching him play anything other than platformers is completely pointless now. He just lets his chat or some online strategy guide walk him through other games, completely defeating their purpose. And then he says the game is boring.

tmr is shit. why are you people watching him

>>148664760
TMR begging on stream for a Nintendo sponsorship and begging his viewers for more cartridges LOL. God damn this guy is sad. Dugongue really did break him.

duggy, i want to help you destroy tmr. i know you are banned here, so tweet "crunchy taco" with a list of games you need finished and ill record some you can use. tmr would probably kill himself if someone beat him at this nesmania thing.

>>148665668
How can he just sit there with absolutely no gameplay at all for an hour and just talk about random stuff and then complain about his low viewership.

>>148664760
He is obviously mentally challenged and not just your typical speedrunner autism but something else

>>148665971
Wording this. If we work together and all secretly send the files to duggy, there's no way TMR can beat us.

>>148666132
all tmr has is nesmania. you would take that from him?

>>148666937
yes, fuck him.

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>>148666937
He hates nesmania. He said so often enough himself. It's just about putting him out of his misery.

>>148665971
I would literally do this too desu

>>148665971
i'd do this. and you can release the videos at any pace you want so it wouldn't be suspicious at all.

>>148667970
Stockpile them as unlisted videos and pretend to be 60 games behind until you publish them all at once and TMR cries again.

Forgot about SGDQ, any autism highlights?

>>148669343
Make sure they're all uploaded in increments of a day each so it seems less suspicious

>>148670920
some guy congratulated his tranny gf on stream for 2years transitioning.

ty the tasmanaina runner was going to do pacisfist buy splurged out and that nigga killed everything and then was like "imma donate dosh everytim i fuk up".

>>148671340
Got some vods nigga?

Which one is the hotter girl? Croni or kazooi?

ancient aliens ils
twitch.tv
/elementalheadcrab

zero (0) wasted eggs

>>148671836
kazooie is a solid 7/10