/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

i wish my tf2gfu loved me

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609

>>148421312
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Marxman
Do you think it could come in Unusual too?

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I have a smalltown bringdown and civic duty, would this loadout fit with them?

>>148421436
is it possible for items from the new crates to be both strange and unusual?

>>148421571
Yes. Someone has a strange unusual Ritzy Rick's.

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tf2outpost.com/user/114321

If you see my avatar on a pro kit you're after on the SCM add me, I'll likely let it go for less in pure keys.

>>148421436
Not a hat, so likelihood is that it won't ever be unusual. The reason the heavy jacket could be unusual was because it was classified as hat equip region when it came out.

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>>148420313

>>148420335
bad taste =/= poor life choices
also i don't think it's a coincidence that 100% of x people i know are y
if you're a metalhead that doesn't have their head too far up their ass that's good i suppose but i just posted what my experience with them is like

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http://tf2r.com/kx6l9pz.html

does anyone here know how to c-tap

>>148422010
I'm incredibly bad at it, the idea is you use the momentum from standing up to launch yourself further up

>>148422010
if you mean the C-jump-C way of jumping as opposed to traditional jump-C then you should be ashamed of yourself if you dont know how to do it correct every time

i learned it in css and just use it when rocket jumping in tf2

idk if it helps tho lol

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this wall makes me upset

>>148422010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lEPQT71esQ

>>148422478
shut the fuck up cabin boy

it's raining
u.u

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>>148422870

>>148422503
>you do not need to ctap to jump off walls
>the whole point of ctapping is to bring your body closer to the ground
oh shit i learned two things

>>148423783
and i learned how to rocket jump!

>>148424291
where the fuck do you live and why do people there steal chargers

>>148424538
my dad was going on a long trip or shit and needed to charge more that one device at the same time

he took only the thing u plug in sockets with usb holes so i still have the cable but i cant find the thingie anywhere

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why the hell this shit cost 20 bucks?

>>148421186
I bought 2 mann up tickets to complete my steel trap tour, but I haven't played since two cities was released, can anyone tl;dr me on the current meta?

>>148425529
this is the question people will ask themselves once concerning all these items and then it will all come tumbling down

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>>148425529

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H-Hey guys, am I viable now?

haven't played this game for 2 years now and suddenly getting an urge to play it again. how much has changed sinced 2014?

>>148426302
oh man the shitshow when valve eventually shuts down the servers will be insane.
>VALVE WTF? I SPENT 1500 BUCKS ON MY PURPLE TEXT HATS! THEY CAN'T TAKE IT ALL AWAY!

>>148426514
i fukgnING HATE ful lCHARGE MEDICS jUTS RUNNING LIKEA FUCKING SCOUT FOUR FUCKS SAKEE

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>>148426583
Hang on tightly, let go lightly.

>>148426254

Has it ever changed? Medic(Kritz), Heavy, Demo, Soldier(Beggars or stock), Scout(Milk), Engie(Wrangler)

TF2 doesn't save my keybinds and i have to reconfigure it every time I launch it
Any fix for this?

>>148426724
I was mainly wondering if heavy was still part of it mainly, since pyro was still kind of off meta, but he seemed to be leaning into place. also people had started to use quick fix for some reason.

>>148426514
Its okay, if they didn't make the movement speed only active upon holding it then it'd be a lot better, not a fan of holding uber and not having a medigun in my hands in case something goes hairy.

>>148426927
config.cfg readonly?

>>148426927
couple of possiblities.

1. Your config files are being overwritten from the steam copies so no matter what you change they come back. Unlikely because they only load from server if you don't have one.

2. Your config file is read-only, so doesn't save your binds

3. You have an autoconfig file loading on startup which sets all of your binds.

I haven't played this game in like 5 years+, are there any vanilla servers? without all the hats and only classic weapons?

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>>148427312
Wait a month for vanilla servers. Go back to Orange Box if you want to live in the past.

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seriously valve?

>>148427386
nice stats
are you stacking?

>>148427386
how many times did game get abandonded because of you fucks stacking

>>148427550
no
>>148427585
only like 1 of 5 games completing

>>148427667
are you botting or an invite player then

lmao valve killed their own fucking game

>>148428451
but its as alive as ever and new cases pumped in a lot of money :?

yo i heard tf2 got some big updates
is it fun again?

>>148428813
if your definition of fun is waiting 10 minutes for a public game, then yes

>>148428853
come on dude i find games in less than 30 seconds now

>>148428853
1-5 minutes and people are trying to win instead of going 4 sniper 4 spy

though their are some issues to be fixed with the mm

is it worth playing this game one last time? Hell I might keep playing if the update impresses me

>>148429352
well theres still pyro and heavy update to come so im holding up until then

>win a game
>both teams draw dicks over me

uh

>>148430787
screenshot

>>148431263
that would bust me though

>>148431304
what you cant censor your name?

>>148431347
cant censor my (and my pals) cosmetics

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Have you guys seen the mist recent In A Nutshell spicy meme yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtQXmUolktk

>>148421186
when are they just going to rename the soldier class "salt"? they're worse than scout mains

>>148431797
It's like I'm watching a TF2 version of Spaghetti with a Side of Meatballs.

>>148431797
hahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahaha LOL

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>the long awaited comp update came and went
>the game is still as dead as it ever was

gg, Valve.

p.s.
fuck you

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>>148432046
>3rd most played game on Steam daily
>dead

upvoted xD

>>148432046
>most people who were excited for comp got a beta pass and have been playing it since april
>new update rolls around with little to no new content and minimal ballance changes
>shits all over casual as well

WOW WHY DIDN'T THIS UPDATE SAVE THE GAME? I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW

>>148432210
>still acting like that's a big deal

The PC community in general is dead. Enjoy your 10 year old FPS, mobas and console scraps.

>>148432210
>on Steam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPXX6IpGRY

So, what do you guys think?

Not to mention his comment:
>I messed up on the minicrit thing. It's not 1.5x is 1.35x. I knew that as it was rendering, no going back. People make mistakes in scripts, get over it. Seriously though, the comment section got cancerous pretty quick over the week XD Good thing i'm in control of comments round here B)

Now more than ever
I miss carpet johnson

>>148432379
Hello there /v/

>>148432379
you forgot skin gambling simulator
but yeah your right

something is tearing me down

and i can't help but feel it's coming from you

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I work nightshift and finding a populated koth server that isn't skial and local might actually be impossible.

>>148433034
"might"?
It is impossible to find one RIGHT NOW and it's 3 PM EU

>>148431797
this was great, thanks

so what is the current meta for valve comp with nothing banned and no class limits

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>>148433072
I just wanted to be fractionally optimistic about how horribly this update impacted how I like to play this game.

>>148433294
don't play it

there, you won
>>148433326
all the optimists already jumped off the bridge on doublecross m8, this update did what 6 entire games failed to accomplish in 7 years, in the span of a week.

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>"we removed the penalties for leaving casual games"

>>148433695
restart the game

>>148432408
Name a popular game right now that's not on Steam that isn't named League of Legends or Overwatch.

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>>148433528
Why does it hurt to live?

>>148433767
Any number of games I can get from GoG and co without going through steam
Quite a lot of them, in reality

>>148433767

Dark Souls 3
Resident Evil 5
Fallout 4

Console versions btw.

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>1218 servers with <150ms that have users playing
>less than a third of those aren't retarded gamemodes without instant respawn and 100% crits
>try searching by maps

I must reiterate just how big of a mistake this entire patch was, and wish for the people behind its conceptual hatching to be thrown into a pit of hungry hyenas

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update was mediocre. Now the game can slink back into irrelevance again

>playing tf2
>comp tf2
>not shitposting about trannies in the /trash/ thread

casual still feels like a competitive mode

I miss pubs

>>148433767
Most game sales are on consoles i guess

What does that say though? What kind of community is that? Do I want to be part of that community?
How fucking retarded do you have to be to play overwatch AND on a console?

I'd rather give attention to human all day than playing fps on consoles
>>148434739
>bunch of prudes that wont show me their butthole
no thanks

>>148434884
I can show you it later, but I'm fat and hairy

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https://marketplace.tf/shop/vibri

pls buy

>>148435103
shave and lose weight for me

http://tf2r.com/k50tykv.html
half x yellow OTP confirmed
do you think theyll fuck at i58

>>148435197
k give me a year

>>148435790
what's your weight/height now?

>>148435870
6 feet 230

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>>148434884
here's a butthole for you

>>148435924
fatties are not allowed here
this is a game for healthy people

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>>148436065
>healthy people
>literally has a separate thread for tranny shitposters

>>148434884

Here we see a PCuck in its natural habitat.

>>148436065
homosexuals and people who think they're a different sex than what they're born as are LITERALLY mentally deficient, and therefore unhealthy.

why stick your dick into the poop hole? poop comes out of it. why not stick it into the hole that evolution created for hundreds of thousands of years to take a dick?

>>148436145
he didn't mean mental health

>pickup.net is dead
>lobbies are at all-time-low at 4pm EU
>pugchamp split into draft and mix, noone using mix because captain's knows best is still the reigning philosophy that poisoned the well for pu.net

RIP comp
killed by comp

>>148435924
To maintain that weight you need to eat 2500 kcal/day. To lose 1lbs every week you need to cut down to around 2000 kcal every day.

Now, I want you to eat 1500 kcal every day (or eat 2000 kcal and do 35 minutes of running, not walking, outside). Do that for 10.5 months and you'll be down to a cute 150lbs.

>>148436061
これワロタ

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>>148436385
>why not stick it into the hole that evolution created for hundreds of thousands of years to take a dick
cause they are cunts, basically

>>148436927
I was thinking about starting lifting and gaining muscle mass instead, if I'm going to be doing gay shit then I need to be the dominant one here

>>148437072
i'm not
>>148436927
but if you're serious i can help
id?

>start winning a game
>some guy just leaves
>doesnt count

okay then

>>148437745
>some guy quits right before enemies cap point in third round on koth
>theres literally nothing they can do to win

its so sad sometimes

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When did MGE become so full of crying bitches?

>guy is walking on the ground for two hours
>shoot a rocket at him, on the ground
>"STOP SPAMMING BRO"
>jumps first on top of the point
>I jump second and hit him with a rocket
>"STOP SPAMMING BRO"
>dies anyway whatsoever
>"STOP SPAMMING BRO"

What the fucking fuck?

>>148437963
mge is honestly the last time someone should go to bitch
its 100% fair and equal for both sides

>>148437072
That's also fine, but start lifting on a 500kcal cut until you are down to at least 12% body fat.

PS: Do you KILL in tf2? Cause I think people who KILL also want to DOMINATE

>>148438045
I agree. And what's bad about shooting someone who's in the ground anyway? Fucking be dynamic, jump around, do shit. I had a bunch of games like this today.

How the fuck do you expect people to play the way you want them just so you can win?

>>148437963
>>148438045
not exactly. mge is a terrible place to learn DM besides getting use to how your mouse works, and rocket speeds.

The thing about mge is that there's no objective. A scout can run to the edge of the map on granary last and spam me with chip damage from his pistol, but it would be retarded to do that in a real 6s match. It's better to play mixchamp or tf2center to get a really good understanding of DM, because having a point that you MUST stand on to win creates context. Otherwise, it's just guess work, mge.

>>148439527
idk bro its a cool place to practice 1v1 situations that can happen in 6s especially as a scout

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>Favorite Genres outside of FPS

>Favorite 3 games that aren't FPS

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I got my first cosmetic today. Pic related.

What was your first cosmetic /tf2g/?

>>148439719
RTS
Warcraft 3
Red Alert 2
Dawn of War 2

>>148439527
the context is like the grammar of a language and the dm the vocabulary

you should use your brain for the grammar but also grind the vocabulary

and mge is pretty good for grinding, because it isolates the vocabulary from the grammar

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>>148439719
>Genres
Simulation (motorsport/flight)
Strategy
Sports

>Games
Richard Burns Rally
Warcraft 3
FIFA

>>148439803
cheers mate
my first cosmetic was this halo, because im such an angel

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>>148439719
rts

red alert 2
age of empires 2
any nfs game released before 2010

>>148439889
my man

>>148439719
2d shooter(s)

soldat (rip)
rocket league
monhun

>>148437963
>>148438289
>too impatient to wait for your airshot
>too tryhardy to give the other player a chance to airshot and bombing instead
People expect you to play in a way that lets them win because that's how you get better. By winning. I always take a loss now and then, let opponents clear doms or generally ease up on players worse than me because that'll help them get better more than consecutive losses. Private profiles and alts are a big peeve because it's either horribly insecure and embarrassed people you've created by playing like that, or conceited fucks who play like that deliberately. Just don't play like that; it spreads too much bitterness.

>>148439527
This guy's right too. You can do all sorts of shit on mge that you would never do in a real match, i.e. counterjumps, bunnyhopping in every fight, letting yourself get juggled up so you get free height advantage, sub 20 hp shotgun duels, even positioning on maps. Mge teaches you the hard and fast rules of fragging but it's not perfect, so it helps to play more fairly and concede points. The only thing about pugs instead of mge is that the goal is usually winning, not getting better, so it's even harder to find a positive sentiment that will help you improve.

>>148440147
NFS customization is cool but the driving sucks in most games and doesn't feel very intense
>choosing the wheel upgrade in NFS Underground
>my car has the traction of a giant magnet

AoE 2 is cool too

>>148440386
>People expect you to play in a way that lets them win because that's how you get better. By winning.

LMAO what a retarded mindset. You get better when you deserve your wins, not when some retard gives them to you out of pity. You get better by being actually challenged and having to come up with solutions and adapting.

Never touch a keyboard again in your life.

>>148439719
horror
point and click adventures

silent hill 3
full throttle
ikaruga

>>148431797
perfectly spot on

>>148440386
>>148440587
also, completely destroying people filters out the weak and only the strong willed ones who REALLY want to improve remain

>>148437963
muting players also gags them

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Why is competitive so uninteresting and unappetizing? Is it because its years too late?

>>148437963
>kick player from tf2center because he has low lobbies
>starts insulting me
>invite him to mge
>he sits on the low ground of spire spamming direct hit
>"Can you jump?"
>"I don't need to jump to be good"

Highlander players boggle my mind

>>148440587
>>148440696
This is what I mean, too fucking bitter.

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>>148440491
modding fixed most of the trashy non realistic driving
underground and underground 2 had dog shit realism
a maxed out A3 shouldn't be better than a maxed out miata or 350z

>>148439719
first person puzzle platformers
NaissanceE
Stanley Parable
To The Moon

>>148440862
its because you were never good to begin with so you don't feel like challenging yourself with something a bit harder than pubs

>>148440959
>Waaa waaa I said something dumb and people called me dumb!!!
>Waaaa Waaaa

The retard will always find ways to twist the outside world so it fits his own logic.

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>>148440959

>>148440984
my favorite mod was the taxi cab for Most Wanted
I've played NFS games for a long time but Grid 2 is better at being a casual racing game than NFS IMO
LFS (Live for Speed) is also cool

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>want to buy hat yesterday
>offer someone a trade
>both of us confirm the trade with mobile app
>15 day cooldown
>can't cancel because it will put me on 7 day cooldown anyway
FUCKING EPIC VALVE

>>148440862
Because instead of just porting the current competitive formats officially into the game valve thought they could do it better and created an absolute shitshow. Rank doesn't reflect skill at all when the most effective tactic is to stack heavies, and even if you don't do that you can just use crutch weapons. You have to party up just to ensure you're not going to end up carrying a group of shitters in the first place. Should by some miracle you end up in a conventional game with conventional standards, win or lose some fucker's going to abandon and nullify the whole thing.

I'm just going to wait until every decent player filters out of the lower ranks so I can coast up through without the current bullshit.

>>148441273
blur > grid 2

>join comp
>check out everyones weapons and cosmetics because why not
>one engi has a mercenary from yesterday equipped
>he quit after first death

YAYLMAY OOO

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>>148441097
>>148441210

>>148441664
A what?

Best valued crate to open at the moment? Is it still the mayflower cosmetic one?

>>148441713
Git
Fucking
Gud
Mister Pubstar!

See you in the game going 0-13!

>>148441664
the mercenary medals are still given out?

>play TF2 since 2009
>still get a shitty bronze mercenary badge

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b4nny doesn't need to farm stranges. He goes into pubs and farms the pubstompers

>>148442143
Same thing.

>>148439803
Soldier pot
Second one was a halo cause they didn't catch me idling

>>148442306
who is autistic enough to farm stranges anyway
you can just PLAY THE FUCKING GAME to do it

>>148431797
rather accurate desu, I like it

>>148443216
who is autistic enough to idolize b4nny

>>148442143
>only plays tf2 since 7 years
fucking noob

>>148431797
>sticking boosters to ragdoll limbs
this is still a thing?
actually
>gmod video
this is still a thing?

>>148439719
MOBA and Fighting

Soul Calibur II (Gamecube)
Dota 2
Mortal Kombat X

>>148443397
b4nny subs

>>148443663
quick question, whats the difference between MK 9 and MK X, besides the "pay to do fatalities with one button" and the horrible performance in the latter

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>>148443936
>"pay to do fatalities with one button"
the fuck did they do in X? I was thinking of getting it when the all dlc edition dropped low enough

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>>148443501
The dude who made that video is THAT FUCKING GUY who made that Gravelpit In A Nutshell video six fucking years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i74ZY24UHrw

And the DeGrootkeep In A Nutshell video five years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6auVom_uSco

PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM NOSTALGIA FLASH

The fact is pubs were the best part of tf2

And now it's gone

rip tf2 2007-2016 I'll always remember you

The unfortunate day valve pulled a Jagex on us. Another great game has fallen

>>148444348
bye /v/

>>148444348
rip tf2
died in
2007
2008
2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016

>>148444482
Only tryhard trannies who played lobbies 24/7 or bronys (you) who played 24/7 ponyville don't know the life of pubs

>>148444661
nice projection lmfao

>>148444058
http://gamerant.com/mortal-kombat-x-easy-fatalities/
MK Komplete Edition (MK9) is the best MK on PC imo
Also fightcade is great if you want to try fighting game oldies

>>148444708
Damage control the post

>>148444661
>trannies
>bronys
?????

>>148444780
????????

>>148444348
People bitch like this every single major update. Please go and stay go, you will not be missed. There is almost nothing wrong with casual, and the main flaw(not being able to choose specific maps) is going to be fixed very soon. I know it's hard to accept change after like 9 years of playing, but it really is for the best.

>>148444661
>>148444780
Man why is /v/ always so fucking obvious

>queue against a hacker that openly admits to it
>we play rps in spawn to decide who abandons

and thats why i have a 6 hour ban
(30 min was because i apparently connected to a game but i was playing a pub at that time so no idea what happened)

>>148444907
There hasn't been a bad update since launch

>>148444348
>The fact is pubs were the best part of tf2
we had pubs before valve servers
pubs made tf2 great

I have 5000 hours in 2 years is this bad

>>148445412
Not really.

>>148445341
It's like you people don't realize community servers still exist. The main reason so many are empty is because people see an empty server and don't join, just go cry about how community servers are always empty.

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>>148445005
>expecting a hacker to leave after losing rps

why would you ever take that bet you're going to lose either way

>>148445847
He meant his team did, I doubt a hacker could've gotten into spawn.

>>148445847
i played rps with teammates my dude

>>148444767
>making fatalities ez so that casuals can use it with 0 effort, killing half the fun of fatalities
fuckin hell, are they at least lamer than the normal fatalities? And they didn't specify, were they ingame currency only or did they really dlc them?

Valve is pushing this thing in the right direction, but it could be made so much better:

>Increase the flame-ring AoE to better synergize with the damage boost on burning enemies
>Decrease the flame-ring's damage to nothing or almost nothing, outside of the DoT burn

Now the flame-ring is a better spy + scout deterrent and allows you to pull off ambushes where you burn enemies and rape them with the bonus damage.

Also: The bonus damage on burning targets finally makes pyros vaguely useful by lighting up targets for you.

>>148445412
I'm sitting just under 1000

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> someone unfriended you
>have no idea who did it

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I asked for an opinion on a cosmetic loadout, but it all devolved in a discussion about Judas Priest, so ill post again, one last time

I renamed my Huo-Long to a Judas Priest Song
the lyrics goes well with the weapon effects and it fits the Cosmetics

I also have a Tomislav named after another music, but isn't heavy metal, if you guys could recommend an cosmetic loadout that would fit the Lyrics and such, that would be much apreciated

Huo-Long Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOzulXud52I
Tomislav Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

Thanks in advance anons

>>148446569
lol happened to me too man maybe it was the same person

>>148446569
>have someones steam profile open for whatever reason
>suddenly he says "okay i cleaned up my friends list"
>refresh his page
>only you were removed

>>148446593
looks awesome ignore the fags who say otherwise \m/

>>148446593
Your loadout is bad and you should feel bad.

>>148446593
Horrible just horrible

>>148446593
Your loadout makes sense and that's all that matters.

>>148446593
>not naming your spy loadout after The Sentinel lyrics

>>148446593
another example that heavy players are literally autistic

>linux gaming will be a thing
>segmention faults every other update
thanks gaben

does anyone have the story of the heavy main kid who would always talk about the doctor and copy his lines and talk like him that's how i imagine heavy mains

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How come scrap.tf says my Dad Duds are worth 1.22 refined yet all the buy and sell offers on backpack are over 1 key?

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>steam support hasnt responded since yesterday

>>148447827
Because Geel is a kike.

>>148447839
They're probably being overwhelmed, what with all the server issues they've been having ever since the update.

>>148447827
I unboxed a strange dad's duds
blew the profits on unboxing airdogs
no ragrets

>>148447531
That's a nice idea, my resources are a bit limited at the time, but if i get my hands on a name tag and description ill make that happen

>>148448092
>not letting tf2g name your weapons
pssh, kiddo

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you have been randomly teleported to one of these tf2gs

what do you do?

>>148448557
thats a stupid question

how am i supposed to know which i got teleported to? im on that list, can i be teleported to myself?

>>148448557
Play video games together.

>>148448557
depends on who i will get, will be using mod 40

>>148441795
nope, multiclass unlocked crate

>>148448557
wonder why this isn't the full list you mega faggot

>>148448803
seems to be taken so ill just play some video games and casually fuck before i leave

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>>148446593
Minnesota Slick/Breakneck Baggies
Graybanns
Weight Room Warmer

Source 2 port and 4th cosmetic slot when

>pyro takes more skill than demo
>use a single sticky to get to mid thanks to my years of experience with air control
>while only taking 12 damage
>strategically place stickies before the other demo gets to mid
>hide and detonate which kills both the soldiers and a scout
>double gspot pipe jump back into mid
>flick the other scout with 2 connected pipes
>stickyjump onto the medic and demo
>bottle the medic to death while making use of the muselk gardner 8001
>demo almost craters trying to stickyjump away
>i finish him off with the lebron freethrow fade away pipe slap

thank you for reading my post
xoxo

>>148449431
>thank you for reading my post
havent read the green text desu
is it worth

>>148449173
>Source 2
>TF2

Pick one

http://www.teamfortress.tv/27103/what-are-the-upcoming-lan-dates#16

>>148450028
it is not worth

>>148450093
>trusting anything official

i miss sops

>>148421186
https://discord.gg/EAjbq

come to our discord its f-fun and we talk about VIDEOGAMES

>>148449173
>can handle 4 cosmetics
>one slot is reserved for canteens and spell books
Why can't we just have an advanced option to keep the bottle in stats only and use the slot for another cosmetic? Or hell, keep that stuff on by default, only use the canteens as cosmetics

>>148449431
>lebron freethrow fade away pipe slap
>sensible_chuckle.gif

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I'm on a budget, what CPU should I buy for an upgrade?

>>148451724
http://www.tf2items.com/item/4965953241
it's already registered to me nobody else can use it without my permission

>>148452147
one of the new pentiums
they're pretty good for the price

>>148452147
isn't the athlon x4 760K fairly recent? why didn't you save for a FX-8350 instead? or a X4 860K, wich is pretty much the best you can get for a FM2 motherboard
also why do your cores have different clockrates? id recommend disabling turbo boost on bios to get a more stable performance and less heat

>>148452351
pentiums are good for the price but only 2 core and he already has a slightly better CPU. the only benefit compared to what he already has would be single threaded performance, for old games or emulators that cant take advantage of many cores for example

>got a day ban to avoid being close to lose my rank
what can i do when people wont listen
cant anyone see that running engie spy or sniper to mid is a bad idea?

holy fuck retards everywhere

>>148452664
you just described tf2

doesn't it not take advantage of more than 2 cores?

>>148452809
It can but all cores more than 2 will add up at 10% performance at best

>>148452147
x4 860k or wait for AMD's zen like a year from now
I have one and it's breddy gud, get a hyper 212 evo with it or better

>>148452809
TF2 can "use" up to 8 threads but it only really takes advantage of the first 3 ones.
not sure if buying a CPU exclusively for an unoptimized game built on top of a 2004 single-threaded engine is the wisest decision eitherway tbqh

just don't buy intel they're fucking kikes

>>148452803
are you eu or us, we can play together if you want

>>148450581
do you realize how dumb(er than usual) your greentext is

why is american football even called football in the first place

they only kick the ball like one time at the start of the match

they should rename it to "voluntary skull fractures to afford uni-ball" or something
fractureball would be cool

any other ideas for cool names?

>>148453142
US
but i dont wanna put my id here because someone might as it to the autismo list
also i fucked some tf2g fag from here called 26dollars
if u are here u should consider uninstalling tf2

>>148453570
what about rugby

>>148453570
I call it American Rugby

>>148453570
football

>>148453570
Discount Rugby

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>>148452904
>>148452408
>>148452351
I tlooks my motherboard sucks too. I have a budget of like $700. What motherboard+CPU combo should I buy?

>>148453781
>>148453793
but they dont wear big-ass gorilla armor in rugby

and they dont pause every 2 minutes for ads or a break either (i think)

>>148453924
AMERICAN Rugby
why can't you see what I did there?

>>148453570
>>>/sp/

So, my account is a free one and after like 4 years playing this game, i still have only 50 inventory slots

the game said that all i need to do to upgrade my acc was to buy a item, i did bought a 0,03 mayflower something, but i still only have 50 slots

what's happening?

>>148453894
i thought you were on a tighter budget
let me dig some stuff up

>>148453894
if you want to go the AMD route
FX-8350
RX 480

if you want to go green
some i5 or i7 or cheap Xeon that performs good for the prize
GTX 960 or GTX 1070

you can also do different combinations of the above!

also
http://www.videocardbenchmark.net/gpu_value.html
http://www.cpubenchmark.net/cpu_value_available.html

avoid everything under 100-150 bucks and those lists are useful

>>148453894
for AMD AM3 processors get a chipset 990X or 990FX motherboard

970 chipsets are only good for lower tier AM3 processors desu

>>148454115
From the Mann Co. store, not the SCM.

>>148454579

how do access it? the game gave me a button and told me to buy a item from there, i did and still 50 slots

what's exactly is the man co store?

>>148454857
The official TF2 store.

>>148454857
The Mann Co Store is the store inside tf2. If the items you're interested in says "on the market" near the price then its not an item listed in the mann co store. You have to buy one of the hundred of items that are available in the Mann Co. Store proper, and that generally means spending more than 3 cents.
>You tried to fuck them, Brad, and Marcellus Wallace doesn't like to be fucked except by Mrs. Wallace.

>>148454857
the in game store. when i did it i just bought a weapon for like 30 cents. if you click try before you buy then you get like 15% off the weapon

>>148455058
>>148455185
>>148455203


i got it

i think i will buy the Backpack extender to get a extra 100 slots

>>148455509
Living the 2k slot life is nice(having bought like 10?20? I forget), but not really necessary unless you're going to get into heavy trading or MVM

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>second game of comp today
>team is finally pushing back the other team
>team wipe
>we have their 2nd cap
>we literally have a fucking window the size of the universe to go for their last
>my team doesn't go for it
>two retards on my team goes AFK
>we get stomped
>this was only the first fucking round
>decide to abandon because it's obvious nothing will get done
>but it's not abandon
>it's regular disconnect
this has to be the most angry I have ever been in a fucking TF2 match

this has never happened to me before

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Does this look like an okay combo? Will it last me a while?

>>148455509
Does the store still sell giftapults?

>>148455509
Just get a key.

>>148441401
it warns you multiple times, it's your fault

>>148456460
What GPU? How much RAM? Do you use your computer only to play or to work? What kind of games you play? Do you want to play them on max settings at 4K? Do you want your build to be VR ready?

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I just want to be able to change my view model fov, is that so much to ask.

>>148456573
nope, those disappeared with the Gun Mettle update. you can craft them now

>>148456717
What is my fault retard? It told me to use mobile app to avoid 15 day hold and I did.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/495gx8/valve_please_rework_the_easily_abusable_abandon/

lol they really didn't do anything these last months, probably after hearing overwatch was gonna be 40 bucks

>>148456734
I don't care about being high-end. I have 8gbs of ram and a 750ti, but I plan to buy a 1060 when I can.

I just want to play TF2 with no performance problems and adequately run modern games like DOOM and whatever else.

>>148456460
>i5
decent core, I still have an i5-2500 in my rig and it runs beautifully

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>>148456197
I tell ya man, im as salty as you
>So close to ranking up from fresh meat
>Just one more match and its all good
>Played about 15 matches, losses count more than wins on some so its kinda unfair when you have more wins than losses
>Like a tiny ammount left to ranking up
>End up getting stompped first match on CP
>Win second round
>Tie breaker
>Me as medic with a pyro, a heavy, demo, a soldier and a scout
>this round most of the enemy team gos scout
>4 scouts and 2 medics
>Bum rush us and scattershots us to bits
>Fucking loss my hard earned rank up
>So salty that i call everyone a cunt

I hate competitive mode, because you ether get winners, or retards and get wiped the floor with. I haven't been this salty since my first play through of Dark Souls

>>148456460
lol

>>148457649
M E M E S T R A T S

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9v9 classlimit when?

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4azcqj/ama_my_steam_name_is_bonko_i_have_been_playing/
what happened to this fag

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>>148457649
I just don't get it

I've played Overwatch's competitive mode, and teams aren't as retarded as this. Sure, you get the occasional steamroll on you every few matches, but it isn't every damn match until you like it.

Leveling up isn't much of a turd as TF2, because you have to go through placement matches to get a certain rank and MMR

I really don't get it, TF2's competitive went through a six month beta wasn't it? And it's all fucked beyond repair.

Meanwhile Overwatch's competitive went through a ~week and a half beta before being released and it's almost perfect

>>148456885
minimum work for maximum profit

>>148457993
>20tickwatch
lol

>>148457993
$0.70 has been deposited into your account

>>148458062
>>20tickwatch
>lol
it's really not noticeable but you can keep memeing dude

>>148458087
>if you play both games you're a shill

>>148457993
csgo's is better and would be a better example than fucking overwatch lmao

>>148458235
yeah

>>148458117
$0.70 has been deposited into your account.

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was he in the wrong?

>>148457993
>>148458117
oh you're a shitter, should've said that first my man

>>148458291
shh bb is ok

>>148458373
um what :s

>>148458407
$.70 has been deposited into your account.

>>148458342
no
it was an intentional decision! :)

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>>148458468
are u okay :r

can i have 70 cents too

>>148458609
$0.70 has been deposited into your account

>>148458706
thank you for all this money, I'll be able to buy a few hats with them :D

>>148458704
$.69 has been deposited in you are account

>>148458885
FUCK YOU

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reminder

>>148458964
please don't be rude

>>148459019
ok sorry

>>148459104
thanks
$.70 has been deposited into ur account
*kisses you*

>>148459309
thanks *blushes*

so when are we getting contracts and all that

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>decide to try comp
>find a game
>2 pyros
>1 sniper
>guy on my team writes rtd into chat, it's that bad
>got stomped

I never asked for this, fuck this shit

>>148459665
when you buy more shit on tf2, goy

>>148459727
hell no

i always keep enough money to get into campaigns
its not like i dont make it all back by selling the cases

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>stack comp with a friend
>he crashes in warmup cause linux
>valve puts someone else in his place
>he gets 3 hours ban because he didnt rejoin (couldnt because his slot was taken)
HULK SMASH

>>148459681
>/dance

!taunt

>>148460340
>!robot

>about to win
>half the enemy team rage quits
>"lmao abandoned, no xp or win for you"
THANKS VALVE

!votekick

Anybody have to link to all the casual emblems?

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>tfw 3+ k/d in competitive

heh

!giveitem
i like to do it before opening main menu and accepting the drop

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>>148460779
what a cute anime girl

/trash/ thread died
should i even bother making a new one

don't
nobody was posting

>>148461013
nah, come join us

should i make a steam group for people rank5 and above?

so this is what happen s when im not posting there?
huh makes u think..

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>blatantly rip off Overwatch's competitive mode because Valve is creatively bankrupt
>is probably the worst game mode ever made since Arena mode

fuck this game and fuck you Valve

:(

>>148460229
Does your friend have an amd gpu? There's been a crash bug since tough break and I can't play for ten minutes without my entire computer crashing.
>mfw valve will never fix this

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>>148460779
awoo

CREATE HIGHLANDER TO CONTAIN THE SHITTERS (SPECIFICALLY HEAVY PLAYERS)
PLEASE JESUS

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>mfw I can abandon and deny wins from faggots

played against some furry heavy main that was on a team with me previously

he had a medic on him the whole game and he thought he was good

>>148461272
why did you stop posting there anyways
faghot

>>148461958
you get a loss and soon a 1 month ban

>>148462059
implying i care about a loss

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POST SILLY PYROS

^^^^
i stopped posting there cause the threads lost its magic in my opinion

>>148462186
old people being pumped out
new people being pumped in
already existing people gaining pace
this is not the first time that this happens

whatever i made a new one
forced stuff is the best kind of stuff
except regarding sex because that's illegal :o)

^^
who was "pumped out"
who was "pumped in"
give me examples, because i think what you just was was bull crap

>>148461294
>rip off a shitty game
>not csgo, from the same company
nice

What i don't understand is how Losses count more than wins. I have more wins than losses yet i am not ranked up yet because the losses take off more than the wins can gain

Its honestly not really fair when you played around 20 matches and your still at rank one

>>148462539
just get good

>say valve is killing tf2 slowly
>get downvoted
classic

>posting in reddit
what did you expect
idiot

expect me

>>148462771
thats because reddit is full of valve fanboys

*gives birth to human*

my baby !

*IMPALES human*

*ignores human*

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>TF2-babbies try to roast on OW-babbies because of the rocky launch of OW comp
>TF2 comp comes out and it's roughly 392.57% worse in every way
>Blizzard fixes OW comp's problems and now everything is peachy
>TF2 is still fucked

You CANNOT make this shit up.