DotA 2 General - /d2g/

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NAGA SIREN THOUGHT SHE COULD HOLD BACK THE FLOOD ALL ON HER OWN
LITTLE DID SHE KNOW

nth for ppd

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first for panda jesus

>>148409256
match id pls?

>can't watch Secret play until TI

why is life so cruel lads?

CHINA RAT

>>148409337
2502666446
naga 7 slotted with mkb travels manta skadi octarine radiance moon shard
too bad mkb doesn't work on towers affected by magnetic field

>>148409596
is someone stacking neutrals for you?

>>148409830
how would arc warden clear stacked neutrals

>>148409879
im not sure. I just wanna know how to achieve that amount of cs or ranging 100cs per 10 mins without someone stacking neutrals. Sorry noob here

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SO CLOSE

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>>148409879
Here's my best cs for anti-mage so far

When did you first realize Purge is dogshit /d2g/? I just watch the video from last thread of his Alc game with the gulag potm in it. I haven't kept up with Purge at all and I'm floored at how fucking bad he is. He is still smart with the way he thinks and he has generally okay game sense in that regard, but his actual mechanics are completely fucked. I guess that's kind of a side affect of him being more a teacher rather then a competitive player, but I'm sitting here kinda depressed that the guy who eased me into dota, and helped me understand base mechanics is actually fucking worse than I am now, even though I started in 2012 and he started in Beta or some shit.

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>>148410137
here's mine

>>148410214
>When did you first realize Purge is dogshit /d2g/?

don't really have much of an opinion on him, but for someone who spent forever telling everyone what to do, seems like he was never very high mmr or never had any pro success?

also dislike his attitude and his voice. just seems like a cocksucker.

slahser videos were more fun. that silencer memebuild wrecked shop in 6.83

>you will never get microed to victory by BSJ himself in your sub 2k trashcan games

>>148410397
nice! Someone stacks for you? Most of the time my lane partner contests my farm and they present their self as a support but ends up doing nothing..

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Only cutie patootitees can post below this line.

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>>148410214
about a year ago when I watched him talk about balance patches

completely fucking clueless

>>148410434
He had and still has very good mental understanding of the game, he knows logically what to do at any point, but his actual play is fucking dogshit. He was also a 5k when that was an achievement, but this was so far back that he probably just knew to build items better than otehr people, rather than outplay them. He played on Zephyr in KOR, but they still couldn't succeed, the best thing they ever did was make MVP Phoenix popular, who are one of my favorite teams. I lost a lot of respect for him when he made Zephyr, they were just poaching a young market and taking advantage of a relatively unskilled scene. I'm just kinda realizing for the first time that Purge actually sucks, which is wierd since he was so important in me playing Dota initially.

>>148410680
dude same for me. he kept "analyzing" shit without reading the entire hero or the entire LINE he was on even, it was so fucking annoying

>>148410214
he's been playing dota since warcraft 3 iirc

desu hes the only reason I kept playing is because he explained so many things I would have never even noticed

>>148410617
I was solo vs Ogre Magi / Timbersaw offlane. I lost the lane pretty hard and had a super bad bfury timing of like 20 minutes.

About half of that CS is from pushing lanes and the other was blinking around our jungle and farming camps. Nobody ever stacked in that game.

At one point Dire was knocking on our T4 tower but luckily Ember and Ogre fed.

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>>148410642

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>this 2.5k guy BSJ is coaching
holy SHIT I'm only 3k mmr myself but this guy plays like he's utterly new to dota
it's painful to watch

>>148410875
forgot to mention most of the game was spent on our side of the map as we were almost always on disadvantage, only reason we won is because they kept losing high ground fights, as well as general feeding which gave comeback gold

>>148410875
That's the whole reason I'm floored at how shit he is, he made me play dota basically, which I have Thousands of hours in now, and love an immense amount. I havne't watched any of his videos or content in a very long time.

>>148410642
>>148410875
>>148410885
>>148410950

25 posts in and this gen is already shit,

anime faggots why do you insist on ruining everyone elses time here? What if i start posting league of legends and other unrelated retarded shit here, would you get mad at me? fuck off you fat autists

>>148411010
He focuses too much on what's going on in all the other lanes and what he plans on doing after X movement or Y action too much. If he honed some autistic focus into what was happening around him at that moment and little else during most points he'd improve mechanically.

And once you begin to improve mechanically and really turn those mechanical skills into second nature then you can multitask efficiently

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>>148411110
no u

>>148411110
er why was I mentioned for >>148410875
?

>>148410885
>Gorilla girl won the fakelove owl

about fucking time

>>148411110
after japmoot mods refuse to do anything about anime.

so that's why d2g died and reddit dota2 has like 25,000 people there at all times. including the vast majority of actually valuable posters who used to use d2g

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>>148410885

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posting in this dead game general is SOO embarrassing

>overwatch came out so I can finally stop playing this retarded ass game

thank fuck, dota is such a retarded game

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>>148411110
No I'd probably just shitpost harder lol

>>148410875
>>148411006
If you missed the bf timing so late do you still participate early/mid team fights? In one of my game I got flamed for not participating because my item got delayed.

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>>148411110
No u

>someone with anti-american drumpf meme name on the other team
>absolutely blow them the fuck out

Is the guy BSJ coaching English or Aussie?
He's so fucking bad.

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MOMMY
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>>148411659
Aus

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>BananaSlamJamma

>>148411709
Yeah that makes sense.

>>148411384
of course not rofl
the most an am with bad timings can do is usually play it smart and try to pick off heroes with no mana with his ult at the end of a teamfight. just show up to do that and then back to creeps.

>>148411384
sorry anon its 1 am here so I can't think of a good answer but heres the match ID if you wanna download the replay and watch

2498220450

I tried to find space and farm lane creeps or if I could jungle creeps to get bfury quickly

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weebs?

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how do you build this hero?

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>CLQ will never coach you
just dumpster me back to the fucking stone age desu famalams

>>148411204
Nah, he's like actual dogshit now, he didn't keep up on the game, he doesn't even know all the mechanics anymore, he misses a fuck ton of last hits, he builds trash items. He was building BKB for Blademail ina game from 3 days ago, he built Soul Ring and Bottle on mid Alc, he also went manta. He's playing a fucking game with his Twitch subs, and it's really really clearly some dogshit game with awful awful players, the best player in the game was probably his Lion. he should have been able to farm the game out hard with his skill advantage, but he's at 213 lh at 30 minutes on a mid alc, he had 41 lh at 10 mins, with the only pressure being a singular gank. The TA he was against was pushing the lane hard as fuck, he should have been mid 70 LH at 10 at the worst, acid spray and push to TA's tower, then go take a jungle camp, but instead he wandered the jungle and stacked and missed waves on waves mid, on a max greevil alc, so it would have been better for him to just static the fuckign lane with Ta and have a gorillion gold. Pretty fucking awful play. Not too mention on top of all this he's bitching about literally everyone else too.

>>148411384
>>148411853
also dotabuff if you want

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2498220450

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Hey Gulag , icefrog here can you help me make a ninja here?

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>>148411863

>>148412006
Hero*

>>148411853
>>148411958
thank you

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>>148412006
we have one u drunk fuck

>tfw DotA 2 will never have porn as good as MLP:FiM does

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Wish me good luck with my queues you fucking dumb doturds.

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>>148412178
Assassin ≠ Ninja

>>148412235
sauce

>>148412290
Ninjas were just faggot rice farmers who couldn't fight samurai so they trolled them at night

AM = ninja farmer

>>148412210
It actually boggles my mind just how much quality porn exists of the show.
I think it even outnumbers Touhou.

>>148411768
aus/nz average mmr is higher than most of the world. And a 3.5k aus is like a 5k US

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>>148411863
waifus?

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>tfw stuck with 10 spells despite being the greatest magician to ever exist

>>148412420
lol

>>148412420
t.3.5k australian

>>148412480
literally better than every other int hero

>>148412420
>aus/nz average mmr is higher than most of the world
because they play on a garbage easy server
>And a 3.5k aus is like a 5k US
boy if you dont
literally two players of note have ever come from your country and i guarantee you they both played on chinese/sea servers rather than aus ones

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>>148412480
based frog poster

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>annee will never cast you worshiping her feet

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>BSJ has a girlfriend
>And you don't
Explain yourself, doters.

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>>148412480
tfw

are we in another "new patch - let's try whatever" stage in pro dota? it's my favorite part of every new meta

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>>148412751
I keep letting them go then regret later on.

You never the value of things till its gone

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>>148412872
me too

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What hero really makes you think and why is it Wisp?
>literally just a ball of light
> https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/07/Wisp_All_runes_pickup.mp3

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>he doesn't max Q

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>>148413254
but tresdina doesn't have quas

did you mean ">he doesn't max Zealot"?

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>>148413254
>tfw solo support and your cute little carries grow up big and strong and go beyond godlike

ara ara is this what motherhood is like?

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Literally can't be beat.

>>148412648
Whoa, Zai really put on some weight

>1 month to 3 star all these LC quests
>have to work 45 hours a week
>still have to do the daily hero challenge
>be bad at LC

I'm afraid I might not make it deetugee

>>148409256
How?

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>>148413447
probbly

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>>148413563
>wagecuck

diffusal antimage(not an orb anymore)

>double mana burn = double ult damage
>slow for chasing people down without needing yasha/basher

Thoughts?

>>148413631
I want to preen Mercy's Wings!

>>148412006
BH and Riki are already ninjas
But dota 2 could really use a cute girl with blades who can dash, deal area of effects damage, and slow, and also have attack speed boost, and skill shot.

>>148413651
>NEET

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>jungler gets mad at other lanes for dying

>>148413727
>Does not stack with other mana-burn effects

>>148413601
naga siren has 5 illusions with radiance and rip tide
arc warden has 4 illusions + 1 free hero that spams spells/items and can teleport around the map more than naga to deploy illusions more spread out
when you push into the enemy base, arc warden can keep throwing his hero at the tower as well as illusions, dealing far more dps and harder to stop
when the enemy pushes into your tower, you can keep spamming magnetic field on it with 80%+ uptime, making it very hard for the enemy to position to ever hit it at all
then when you start getting 9 slotted, arc warden has DOUBLE necronomicon

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>>148413563
>2-4 gold passes every match
>LC constantly banned or instapicked

I've already lost 2 games because of the fucktarded worthless LC on my team
Even in my bracket people see that shit and decide to rape all the lanes because they know they can get away with it

>>148411240
you said desu you fuckin retard. man im starting to beleive you weebs are actually literally socially retarded and thats why you congregate here

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did you know annee can cum just from breast play?

>>148413790
>want to go lane
>team last picks 3 gold hungry carries
>forced into jungle since they demand all farm
>they all die and lose the lanes

What is the ideal 7 slot naga siren build if you have to actually fight the enemy team to end the game? I assume the octarine is what gets swapped out first

>>148413920
>desu
Shaking my head to be honest family

>>148413790
>jungler is horrified and surprised that the enemy safelane sven is freefarming
>no t1s left by the time he starts showing up to fights

To be fair it wasn't entirely his fault, our safelane shouldn't have fucking picked AM

>>148413927
i want to grease her up and put her in a micro-bikini then feed her pizza

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>"I'll offlane as spectre so we can win late game all they have is pl"
>pl has midas, bots and a casual morbid mask at 11 minutes
>can't do anything because he is in every lane
>lose

Yeah fuck you Spectre

how do i settle my quarry

>>148414134
blink aether veil

>>148413867
Is Arc hard? I play Naga

Also can he support

>>148414218
>not echo sabre daedalus rapier

>>148414243
can slark support?

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Played my first two games as batrider yesterday. Won both of them. 10/10 would play again.
>tfw I kept my knees in the breeze

>playing against Wraith King
>see that he has an aether lense
>the fuck is this?
>point it out to team
>joke about the dreaded aether dagon Eblade King
>he actually does build all these things
>goes 2/8

Huh

>>148414243
>Is Arc hard?

Only if you're really bad at micro, but if you can handle two heroes at once you should be fine, see >>148413476 for how you build him.

>Can he sup?

No, honestly just a waste.

>>148414379
Slark is one of the strongest supports in the game

>able to easily find and destroy all enemy observer wards
>can never be caught out because slipper fish man just too slippery
>still able to solo anyone in the game because he is slark

>>148414536
He's up there for sure with support TA who gets F R E E wards as an ult, armor reduction debuffs and can even become a ward herself

>>148414424
>phase
>hotd
>sny
>mkb
That is the worst arc warden build i have ever seen.

Okay after being queued with unreliable team mates, what meme hero and build do you recommend d2g?

>>148414782
Don't forget a Midas I sold and the skadi on the courier before the game ended :)

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1st for best waifu

How do I build offlane DK
When do I leave the lane to do shit
Are there any matchups I absolutely must avoid?

>>148414030
fuckin idiot>>148414101

>>148415028
>offlane DK
but why?

>>148414902
>midas
Yeah thats fine, should keep it though not sell it
>skadi
Pretty worthless too

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>tug masz kamieniołom do ułożenia

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>>148414815
thank god someone drew this not enough degenerate shit in dota lewds

just boring ass dick in vagina rofl

I want to see some Luna rimming Nova

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>>148415223
You can't spell "bestiality" without "best".

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can someone post the imgur album for dota 2 sfm? u know the one

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We posting Lunas?

>>148415523

Dr. Pavel?

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>>148410137
get on my level

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guys Nooooooova

Friendly neighborhood Linuxbro here.

Stay away from Pokemon GO. It is a handheld botnet. Stay safe.

>>148415565
match id pls.

>>148412589
It is, for the same reason EU MMR is worth less. Larger player base. The smaller player base means that MMR inflation isn't a big deal.

I play SEA sometimes, and their 2.5k is like our 1k. Those guys are fucking clueless.

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>>148415565
I am very close to your level

>>148415757
so what youre saying is dubai and india mmr are the least inflated

>>148415223
That's hecarim, from lol mate.

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>>148415503
yeh

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>waifu is being picked
>scared reddit will complain because she can burst cuckports
what do lunabros? ;____;

>>148415653
Don't worry bro

I don't have a mobile phone.

>>148415823
probably, I've never played there, but it would make sense.

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Ello lads this is a luna thread nao
And your chest best be tis big to post in here thread
NOT SO FAST windranger, spectre, venge, legion commander, loli pugna, drow, naga siren, PA, venomancer, mirana, broodmother, and enchantress

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snek

>>148415653

What is the most linux hero in the game?

Clockwerk? Timbersaw?

>>148415968
>>148415774
>>148415565
awesome cs guys, but I just want to achieve 300cs at 30min mark.

>>148415774
>26 more minutes

>>148415712
2500887373
I didn't actually play all that well, all things considered. Should have finished much earlier but we could not coordinate highground for whatever reason.
Not shown: 2 rapiers in base

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>>148415968
>that weird as hell feel when your best kda is a Keeper
I don't even remember the game at all.

>>148416042
My highest at 30 minutes I'm pretty sure is 259.

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>most hero damage
>pudge

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>TFW no moon waifu

>Carries that don't push the lane so you can get pulls off
ugh

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>>148416876
>needing pushed lanes to pull

>>148416080
>on a hero that is 100x worse at farming

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>>148416957
shut up 4k retard

>>148417036
>not having a carry that can last hit under tower

>>148416042
never go back to base
just port in sustain/mana regen

you will get so much gold doing this than basing

>>148417073
>tfw you last hit a catapult under tower as a level 3 zeus

i felt like a god

>>148417073
it doesn't matter about your carry being under the tower, it's about the support being safe when getting pulls off

>>148417175
>doesnt prep the catapult one attack so you get it perfectly

>>148417175
>tfw you last hit Roshan with a rocket flare from top lane

How do you play offlane legion when you get a hard lane?

Should I just buy an iron talon and go afk jungle like every other legion?

>tfw maiden has a higher cs than safe lane AM

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>>148410137
>>148415565
>>148415774
>being shit at farming

>>148417594
i have all the farm

>>148417594
that's why i'm asking your professional advice guys.

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>>148417594
I do alright for myself

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NEW HERO IN 6.89:

Slark Warden
Q: Flux Pact
>Places a magic on target unit, ally, enemy or self. Every 0.5 seconds it purges all buffs/debuffs, deals 15/30/45/60 damage in an aoe and slows by 35/40/45/50%
>6 duration 9/8/7/6 cooldown 75 mana cost 600/700/800/900 cast range

W: Dark Field
>Shrouds target AoE in complete darkness. Enemies within the AoE cannot leave it, and allies within the AoE get +50/60/70/80% attack speed and are invisible and not revealed by truesight or attacking/casting.
>3.5/4.5/5.5/6.5 duration, 20/16/12/8 cooldown, 275 radius, 110 mana cost

E: Essence Wraith
>Summons a wraith to guard target location, which will merge with the first enemy that crosses it, dealing 100/160/220/280 damage, purging with a 100% slow for 0.4/0.5/0.6/0.7 seconds and stealing 1/2/3/4 of all attributes that are then given to Slark Warden as +4/8/12/16 agility for 15/30/60/120 seconds
>4 cooldown 2000 cast range 375 aoe 80 mana cost.

R: Tempest Shadow
>Creates a mirrored shadow of Slark Warden, which has all of Slark Warden's skills and items on separate cooldowns
>12/14/16 duration 40/35/30 cooldown 0 mana cost
>Additionally has a passive component: When not visible to the enemy team, Slark Warden (or his shadow) gain 30/35/40% movespeed and 3/5/7% hp regen.

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>>148417594
big game

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>>148415565
i feel like naga is cheating, but im still proud

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>take the hardest win of my life
>but then...
>get forced into support for someone who pitches a flying fit and starts feeding
>then I get a mid who's a few hundred mmr above me and has like an 80% loss streak on his profile
>this happens again, only the second time, it's the stoner he's stacking with who has the loss streak (timber also blinked in and stole aegis from his Sven in this game)
>finally, I get a timber who feeds 0-7 before ten minutes is up, then abandons.
>get another win in the shittiest dota game of all time (retard gank squad vs a PA who builds butterfly...after their ls gets an mkb)
How the fuck do you keep your desire to play this fucking game?

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>>148417937
It's shit
But how about this

>>148418102
Be a dark knight who shepherds the shitters through the valley of darkness.

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>tfw invoker isn't a proper wizard

he's some weird wow rip off chad

I want a fucker with a staff and floppy hat

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>>148417980
heh uuuu're pretty good
but have you ever done nearly the max amount of tower dmg possible?

Fact: There are no dedicated +armor or -armor lategame items
theres nothing that gives significant armor or -armor per slot beyond early/midgame
+armor peaks with an 1800 gold hotd
-armor peaks with meme crest

>>148418469
>but have you ever done nearly the max amount of tower dmg possible?

There is no limit.

>>148418489
Assault Queer Ass is one of the best late game Support items in the game.

Armor is difficult to get late game because heroes have so much raw hp compared to early game its better to stack armor and would be if they werent so slot ineffective late game.

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>>148418469
very close

>>148418520
outside of treant games, there's a very finite amount of tower health, what do you mean there's no limit

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>>148417937
Sounds pretty weak Bro

Get a load of this hero

Phantom Assassven
Q: Storm Dagger
>Throws a dagger that stuns in 255 AOE for 2 seconds and then slows for 50% for an additional 4 seconds after the stun while also doing 100/175/250/325 +25/40/55/70% of Phantom Assassvens attack damage as physical damage and applying attack effects from items and abilities.
>6 second cooldown, 30/25/20/15 mana cost, 1200 cast range

W: Cleaving Strike
>Teleports to a unit, friendly or enemy, and grants 130 bonus attack speed and 30%/42%/54%/66% cleave in 300AOE
>14/11/8/5 cooldown, 50 manacost, 1000 cast range

E: Blurcry
>boosts all nearby allies movespeed by 12% in 900 radius while giving them 20%/30%/40%/50% evasion and causing them to disappear from the enemy teams minimap for the duration
>32/26/20/14 cooldown, 25 mana cost, 8 second duration

>R: Coup of God
>grants 100%/150%/200% bonus damage and a 15% chance to crit for 230%/340%/450%
>100/150/200 mana cost, 80 cooldown, 25 duration

>aghs upgrade
>grants nearby allies 75%/100%/125% increased damage and 15% chance to crit for 190%/280%/370%

>>148418656
You could sit smacking back door protection all day long and keep getting tower damage as long as you don't kill it

what if there was a builder hero

like he could rebuild towers and ancients

>>148418960
what if his ultimate was a 280 second CD that lets him build towers

>>148418860
but would anyone really do that for a nice dotabuff stat? i think not

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>>148419091
>tfw my dumbass mid builder wastes his tower on the cliff so he can cliff jungle

>>148418960
Ultimate builds a mini ancient that has 50 health and is the size of neather ward
>you cant lose the game as long as it is alive
>can only have 1/2/3 at a time
>can rebuild the primary ancient while enemy team is wondering around cutting down trees looking for your mini ancients

Fund it

>>148417175
>tfw you finish off a catapult with arc lightning for a last hit despite 80% magic resist

>>148419091
aghs upgrade build t4 in any tower locations

>>148419152
>tfw your mid builder completely blocks off mid with towers
>tfw the creeps start filtering out into side lanes and jungling

>>148419161
as great as that sounds, valve will never get my sheckels

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>tfw no Mech from Temple Siege hero
3 TRANSFORMATION ABILITIES
T
H
R
E
E

>>148419161
>build mini ancient in the fountain

Can someone give me a decent terrorblade guide?

>>148418960
>q-tripwire
builds a tripwire between two target points (max distance apart 500/1000/1500/2000). when activated by an enemy hero, it deals 100/150/200/300 physical damage and applies vision and a 5/10/15/20 dot for 2/4/6/8 seconds 1 minute cd
w-fortify
gives target structure bonus 3/6/9/12 armor and 20/40/60/80 damage for 10 seconds, 30 sec cd
e-demolish
gives bonus damage to enemy structures in a 900 aoe (5/10/15/20)
r-rebuild
begins rebuilding target lane, including barracks and towers.2 minute channel time if the hero is killed while rebuilding, he gives his own bounty plus the bounty for all rebuilt structures

>>148418960
what if rupture works like mana leak?

what if towers were slightly weaker, but stood in groups of 3?
what if they had to be in range of a special building in order to be able to attack? (of course this building spawns with the towers on the beginning of the match)
what if you could buy a controllable unit, courier style, that can build (for a gold cost) towers and aforementioned special buildings?

what if you could rupture buildings

What if Chen Aghs let him tame Roshan after 2 minutes channeling time

The best part of builder would be TP nodes hiding in trees all over the map

>EG and Secret are crashing and burning
>Zai has already made excuses for the explosive disband that will happen to EG after TI
>might not be able to win the easiest of bugattis against their dipshit fans

DAMMIT
CURSE YOU VALVEEEEE

Are 6.82 gold changes (the "Memeback") the Baby Flurry Heart of DoTA2?

>>148419552
>TP nodes hiding in trees all over the map
But that's already accomplished with Helm of the Dominator and Boots of Travel

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>tfw you lose mid to a jakrio and your team bullies you hard for it despite jakiro being perfectly viable mid
it hurts

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what if there's a hero that makes every skill have its effects reversed?
>heal yourself
>dmg yourself
>repel yourself
>+999999 magic dmg

>>148418579
hotd gives +13 armor for 1800 gold
assault cuirass gives +15 armor for 5250 gold


if you want attack speed you can get MoM or moon shard
if you want damage you can get daedalus or rapier
if you want armor you can get.... nothing

>>148419768
Get agility?

>>148419890
>payr 5775 gold to get +5 armor
yeah okay

>>148419697
>use it on wraithking
>kill him
>he can never revive again without using buyback

what if wisp could tether towers

what if he could relocate them too

>>148419932
>he can never revive again without using buyback

this made me laugh extremely hard

>>148419768
What item do I get if I want magic resistance, so I don't spend the entire game with the magic resistance which is equivalent in value to 5 and 5/9th points of armor?
>>148419890
>buy Ethereal Blade for 4700 gold
>gain 5 and 5/7th armor
good value mate were you homeschooled?

>>148419932
>>he can never revive again without using buyback
this made me laugh harder than i should
lols

>>148419768

Lotus Orb is pretty much the go to now. 4k gold for +10 armor but that active tends to be useful as shit on heroes that want that armor anyway. And crest isn't terrible for what it is.

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>>148419932
Nice

Whats the fucking item build for juggernaut these days? I always feel like his farming is underwhelming if I don't get battlefury

>>148419681
People in general don't understand how mid works, or what heroes beat what in a 1v1.
QoP vs. Blood Seeker. Sounds like a stomp for QoP, right? Nope, wrong, you shitter. The bs is melee and is going to have considerably more damage for last hitting and denying. QoP is USUALLY able to demolish melee mids, since last hitting means that they have to expose themselves to shadow strike, but Blood Seeker is able to out-regen her harass from like level 3 onward. QoP can kill him early, if he makes a mistake, but it's only prolonging the inevitable.

>>148420273
Getting fucked up early and cant get a decently timed bf?
>sny
>diffu
>whatever
Get a good timing on bf?
>bf
>sny
>whatever

>>148420273
>BF>blink>aghs>refresher

Post your "i'm retarded" moments in dota

>be kunkka mid vs invoker
>he snaps me and right clicks
>Oh fuck if the sunstrike hits i'm gonna die
>walk in zigzags
>this allows him to get more right clicks in and kill me

>>148420521
>playing terrorblade
>ally is fighting someone
>both are almost dead
>I GOT YOU COVERED BRO
>try to use sunder to heal ally
>accidentally click enemy
>they kill us both and one additional person who was coming to help

Somehow I didnt get reported

>>148420521
>late game push
>buyback
>bot to creep for the last push during teamfight
>creep dies
>walks there while my team is dying

lol i did this too many times now

>>148420521
>indulge in the hot spicy meme of GGboots Tinker
>bring overextended enemy WK from 100% to 0 thanks to ghost scepter and laser rocketing around him
>forget reincarnation is a thing
>no mana
>die like a hero shaped piniata

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>>148420521
>be hitting t3 as highest networth carry and the only hero of value on my team
>enemies about to respawn
>get a few more whacks on tower and run off
>oops enemy disruptor glimpses me
>freshly spawned enemy team drops everything on me and kills me twice (aegis)
>my incompetent team jumps in way too late and also get wiped without getting a single return kill
>lose game right there
>realize I could've just bkbed the glimpse

I'm getting used to carrying and remembering I have a bkb is still one of the hardest parts (as support I never had bkb)

>first time in literally months someone played Razor in a game
>get shitstomped by my team

I forgot he even existed
Do did Icefrog

>>148420521
>>148420672
>>148420742
>>148420926
>>148421012
all 3k shitlords

>>148420521
>have low health
>have blink dagger
>hitting tower
>know enemy sniper is around
>watching for the assassinate debuff
>click on ally to see if they are doing more damage than me
>get shot in the face
>pretend the game glitched out and the debuff didnt show up to save face

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Telling signs that you're in deep shit:

>Your jugg skips healing ward
>Arcane boots on your Storm
>Support necrophos
>PA rushing BF
>LC without first skill

If you are in one of these situations it means you're fucked but calm down and just hope the enemy team is just as retarded.

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>>148421214

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>>148421230
oh shit here comes the 9k police!

>>148420521
>be Abaddon
>get hit by AA ult
>need mana and on low hp
>forget Soul Ring does hp removal which isn't damage
>die

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>>148421230
Jokes on you buddy

I only played a single ranked match and lost it

>>148421341
>Telling signs that you're in deep shit:
Teammate picks Tinker
Alchemist has first level in greevil's greed before he has even left fountain

>>148421230
Anon sweetie, this is why you have no friends...
-Mom

ded thread ded gaem

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>>148421341
>team forgets the enemy has pudge/mirana and feeds first blood at the rune
>team forgets the enemy has riki/bh and gets the rune snatched from under their nose
>this happens even after you specifically remind them beforehand

You can find out a lot about your team by how they handle those runes

>>148421752
>people willingly feed first blood (65-150 experience and 250 gold +assist gold over multiple heroes) for a 100 gold 0 experience rune

>>148421945

But that is free gold

Hotd on arc warden
think about it

>>148421945
it's about establishing dominance and conditioning your opponent

>>148421968

You lose the creep when the double dies right?

>>148422042
no

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>>148421967
>>148421989
>people feed 250 + assist reliable gold and experience for a 100 unreliable gold 0 experience rune

>>148421967
>>148421989
I think I've played with you guys before
Too many times in fact

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>phoenix supernova has a 20 gold bounty on it

Literally for what purpose.

>>148422089
>>148422147
>he lets the enemy team bully him off the bounty rune
stupid supportcucks

>>148422519
I only show up for the first blood, 100 gold is nothing. Sometimes I grab the rune just to deny it to the enemy because team is stupid and goes chasing.

why the fuck did i bet on newbee without chuan and hao

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what went wrong

>>148418398
You mean like a wizard that would give you serious love?

>>148422783
Slardar has 4 moonshards a MoM and a shadowblade, from the looks of things. I'd say letting him farm up 20k networth while Bristle has 1.2k hp was a fairly major mistake.

>>148422978
> 4 moonshards a MoM and a shadowblade
attack speed caps at 600% (+500%)

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>>148423028
Mostly a joke but it seems to me Bristle is either an account buyer or afk'd at minute 7.

>>148423082
>Dagon Oracle
>no items Veno
>Radiance Naix
The trench never ends huh

>>148423082
Looks like normal 4k game

Someone explain international ranked?

Does it let you play with people from different regions? How does that work if you are supposed to be connected to the same server so that skillshots register properly, ect.

Or is it just a fresh queue for your own server?

>>148420521
>be batrider
>blink in
>force staff out
>didnt lasso
I do this every game as bat

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I missed the rest of the summit after the first game yesterday, were there any more shots of Beesa?

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>TFW YOU DON'T HAVE PLUMP JUICY TRAXEX WAIFOOS WHY EVEN LIVE DOTURDS???......

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>tfw your arrow keeps hitting the enemy mid in fights and it's not even on purpose

I would feel bad if it wasn't so funny

>playing legion mid
>kill pa mid twice
>bloodseeker vs void safelane, bloodseeker rotates into mid with no wards up and no calls twice and I die
>void gets ganked by the jungler
>OMG REPORT MID NO HELP
>misses every chrono
>russian screaming in broken english at me throughout the game

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>>148423503
>no calls

>>148423573
when he's got his superspeed up from void being low and he runs down the river so I have no time to react opening a mic and saying 'bloodseeker's coming' would he helpful. by the time I notice he's not in lane it's already ogre

>>148423573
Relying on calls is shitter tier but not calling missing is also shitter tier.

>>148420521
>Post your "i'm retarded" moments in dota
>be kunkka mid
thats all you really had to say

>>148423341
Jesus Christ, has the pound dropped so low brits can even afford to feed themselves anymore?

But serious, when is iron talon being removed?

>>148423773
>remove iron talon
>offlane doesn't exist anymore

>>148423082
how does slardar, a hero with NO farming skills, get 293 last hits in 42 minutes
why does he have more last hits than sf, bs and naix?

slardar cant jungle or flashfarm or anything.

>>148423865
>play off lane
>go DK
>win lane
>lose game cause DK is still shit and 6 hp/s didn't change shit
Buffs when. He's supposed to be the go to initiator tank but tons of other heroes exist that tank better, initiate better, and above all carry better.

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>shota hero when?

>>148423865
No that means offlane starts to exist, now its only junglers.

>>148424037
aghanims added for dk

upgrades ultimate from green/red/blue dragon to red/blue/black dragon
black dragon form has corrosive debuff, cold attack, aoe splash damage, permanent flying movement with flying vision and permanent immolation dealing 40 dps to enemies in 400 aoe

>tfw no new horse for viper

>>148423865

>how to fix meme talon
Can only be used on creeps whose level is equal to or less than yours
-or-
Mana cost: 30

>>148424252
A 25 mana cost would be a good nerf imo

>see two golden cucks in enemy team
>first pick legion... nothing personel kids
>they instant pick bh
>psshhh... its support

>>148424110
Instead of dps, make it armor reduction and perhaps that'd be viable.
Or frankly if you ask me just rework him either into a full blown durable initiator or a full blown durable carry. His halfway in between shit is just awkward.

>>148424316
Why did you not let them pick LC? Theyre shit so its an easy win

What if this feature from diablo 2 was added to dota?
ability to type !Text to put that text over your hero's head in-game instead of using all chat

>>148419391
For core terrorblade:


4-4-1-1 pms phase oov drums > skadi bkb manta
or
4-4-1-1 vanguard treads sny bkb > manta radiance

>>148424726
Fun but useless

>>148424841
hotd -> radiance you shit

>>148424863
>hotd

viable

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>friend starts streaming dota for some reason
>she's 3.5k and gives the ol' teammate excuse for not being 4k
>she goes mid as zeus and runs for the 8 min rune
>you can clearly see the enemy support moving towards it from top lane because it's warded
>she gets ganked and goes ''wow nice miss top lane''
>35 mins into the game she literally blinks into the enemy team and tries to kill the enemy lion
>they mek and he lives
>''wow my team never back me up, look they just fucking stood there''

I hadn't realized how funny it is to watch low mmr streams.

>>148424863

>radiance terrorblade

Some shit builds never die.

>>148423865
>implying talon wasn't what made people start ditching the lane in the first place
Honestly, the last couple months of pro meta have been downright hilarious

>wow this talon item is so good, I can go get some farm instead of contesting the enemy safelane!
>huh, people aren't contesting the safelane anymore because apparently its more important to draft a pos3 void and get him a blink dagger than to hamper the enemy carry in any fashion, maybe we should start picking terrorblade and take rax at 15 minutes with all this farming space our opponents are literally just giving us
>omg wtf how did we lose to terrorblade? op pls nerf osfrog

Eventually "pros" will get their heads out of their fannies and realise that the solution to the offlane being difficult is not to give the enemy carry freefarm, right?

>>148424959
>dagon terrorblade

would you prefer an eblade radiance build?

>>148424959
What's the most optimal build on ol TB these days anyhow?
Bfly Manta Skadi MKB and then Satanic or Heart? Or is Dragon Lance still all the rage?

>dagon3 arc juggernaut

Viable or not?

>>148425074
Dagon Eblade would at least be usable since that would give him a nice amount of Agi, but Radiance is shitty because his illusions can already farm on their own. MkB gives them truehit at least, and the real TB lodsadamage.
Radiance is great on initiators but TH ain't an initiator.

Do any of you know the weeb song that was in bulldogs stream in the last hour or so?

I heard some stuff I want to sample but the chat isn't exactly helpful.

>>148425060
>I can go get some farm instead of contesting the enemy safelane!
Contesting mid and protecting your own safelane is more important this patch. Your mid
is easier to gank and more suspectable to smoke ganks so people prioritize the mid and protecting their own safelane then contesting the enemy safelane

that and it just feels really hard in general to contest enemy safelanes or challenge their farm. contesting their safelane also means you're opening up your safelane and letting your mid be open to more ganks as well

Its how the pros have always played for the most part, its safer to try and get your own safelane or mid ahead rather than heavily contesting theirs. If you dedicate an entire lane to shutting down their safelane that could backfire really hard and you will have lost a lot of time. Its much safer to get yours ahead and try to pickoff theirs once your team gets a couple of key/core items

>>148425250
>Radiance is shitty because his illusions can already farm on their own.
a level 11 terrorblade can't clear 2 camps or 2 waves with a single illusion

when there are 3 enemy creeps with 3 armor and 0% magic resistance
a level 11 tb illusion has 45 dps after armor
with radiance he has 195 dps
against a creepwave he has 295 dps

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What's his name again?

How the fuck does clinkz do so much dmg
definetly not from arrows because LMAO 60 DMG XD its shit.

>>148425665
HUMPTY DUMPTY

>>148425665
Fit Jew

>>148425696
It adds up with desolator and high agility.

>completely dominate a game as zeus
>can solokill their entire team
>no deaths for 20 minutes
>jug starts running away after a fight with venomancer ulti on him
>he pops healing ward
>start hitting him with auto attacks to deny him
>he starts shouting "NOOO PLEASE STOP CYKA CYKA"
>kill him

>tfw you dominated a game so hard you started killing your own teammates for fun

>>148425696
>Desolate is 65 dmg
>Mana Break is 64
>Luna Blessing is 38
Do you consider these skills shit too?

>>148426336
>mana break is 64
64 mana and 32 physical dmg mate

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>team can't combo an egg and a chrono

I don't have a face that even comes close to how annoyed that made me.

>>148426481
You're closer but still wrong.
0.6*64= 38.4

>chink team ahead nearly all game with tinker
>tinker dies once
>loses rax

Tinker is a force of game losing nature.

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> mfw my LC ban goes through

I heard just banned betting. Withdraw your items before the sites steal them.

>>148427267
>I heard just banned betting.

What did he mean by this?

>>148427305
Steam has flagged every single betting site. New ToS makes it illegal to bet.

>>148426336
>>148426481
>>148426949
so why the fuck does antimage even exist and why is this shit an orb effect

>mana break is an ORB EFFECT and can't stack with lifesteal/deso/etc, deals 38 damage per hit
>diffusal blade is not an orb and deals 40 damage per hit

?????????

>>148427390
because diffusal is halved on illusions

>>148427390
Are you stupid or something?
The numbers are low for a reason.

>>148427390
i dont know WHAT the fuck the madman is smoking to EVEN make an exception to diff blade

late game when am blinks on you its 192 mana per HIT
thats right
THATs fucking right how fast he burns your mana

but i think am is perfectly on a balanced state RIGHT NOW considering how the hero can JUST solo carry a game

no other hero can complete
maybe sven lol
considering how fast can he DICTATE the game pace

>>148427540
Kill yourself barbossa, sven can 2 shot AM

Ryze just got literally Pit Lords ult, just a few weeks before Underlord is released. Great.

Why do they do this?? Is it a desperate attempt at giving Dota 2 bad PR once Underlord is released?

>>148427619
It's because riot quite literally has zero imagination.

They also can't create anything resembling balanced, niche characters to save their lives, hence why this is something like the 5th rework of the champ.

>>148427619
>people still think Vrogros hasn't been completely reworked
lmao