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>What the fuck is this shit?
Dirty Bomb's a free to play FPS and successor to games like Enemy Territory or Brink

>Is it p2w?
Maybe

>How the loadout system works:
http://stealth-nerf.com/dirty-bomb-the-loadout-system-explained/

>Loadout/weapon/augment charts
http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/12972/the-db-genome-project-everything-there-is-to-know-about-loadouts

>Recommended loadouts (Updated but still a WIP - Not quite finished, give your feedback)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/etdws8bydkfiw1a/dbgloadoutguide2.0.png?dl=0

>How do I get this game?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/333930/

>Wiki:
http://dirtybomb.gamepedia.com

>Join our steam group and play with us:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vgdb

>Wanna play competitive?
http://dbn.gg/

>Tweaks and HUD customization
http://pastebin.com/iHnY6YWe

>Singleplayer map practice and testing commands
http://pastebin.com/ePz8VnJd

>Basics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LJUmnLDpDw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGdwdnyWB0 [Embed]
>Advanced:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CsMPX6800Y [Embed]

>Aim/reflex training:
http://aim400kg.com/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/0gP8aNVcec7ggHEl

>Teamspeak:
ts.dbn.gg

Farming XP and losses in Ranked with your macro edition
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>>148403398
>dbn
>[Embed][Embed]
Fuck off newfag
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>>[Embed] [Embed]

Someday someone will make a thread without this.
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Nader a cute
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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/dbg_fags
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shut up white bitch
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Should have waited until the morning before making a new thread.
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Scheduled Hotfix Update - July 14th, 2016
14 JULY - RAZIEL WARMONIC
Dirty Bomb will be in maintenance at 12:00 UTC on July 14th, 2016 for approximately 5 hours. This downtime is to apply the latest security updates to our servers, and we will also be deploying a hotfix update to the Dirty Bomb client and servers.

When:
London (BST, UTC+1): 13:00 - 18:00
Los Angeles (PDT, UTC-7): 5:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Sydney (AEST, UTC+10): 10:00 PM - 3:00 AM, July 15th

What:
Dirty Bomb servers and client will be updated with a hotfix update
Servers will be updated with latest Security updates

Thank you for your patience.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO DURING THAT MAINTENANCE DOWNTIME, HUH?
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>>148411126
jerk it do some nice db hentai xd
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RuneScape is always open, my friend.
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>>148412353
If there was some ;_;
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>>148411126
Will jewfro anon use the time to clean his bed?
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>over a year later
>these tards still publish when a hotfix/patch will occur without also giving the patch notes along with it
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>>148421042
b-b-but what the hotfix will contain might change last minute!
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Let's try this again.
Post battlestations along with your main.
>Vassili
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>>148421558
No.
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>>148421558
tfw living in basement due to allergies
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>>148411126
RAZ WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIX THIS SHIT
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>reddit-tier shitters in exec with over 1,000 hours in CSGO each talking about how we should respect Islam because we respect Christians
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>>148425851
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Jackpot!
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>>148427004
>2.5mb
Learn to use .jpg faggot
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>>148427641
I did my best.
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>Buying Elite cases wasn't worth it in the 1st place
>Hey let's add a system that punishes you for buying Elite cases
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>>148428224
I'm saving since the new craft method hoping that they improve it in next updates. Right now is an awful change that really turns the game sistem worst.
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>>148428224

DB is one of the only games I've ever played that has a monetization system which is actually bad for the consumer
They could so easily be making a steady stream of revenue, but they just make it worse and worse every patch
It's like they're trying to avoid making money at all costs

>Halve the cash price of Mercs, leave credit price the same
>Add a "buy every current and future merc" pack for $50
>Sell all of the past event cards / cases / trinkets at marked up prices
>Have a basic subscription service with a credit / xp booster that gives you access to a fancy set of skins as long as it's active
>continue releasing shitty trinkets every month
>stop using the crafting system as their focus for income and make it pleasant for everyone to use

so ez
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>>148429435
This

How the fuck did you made a fun and good game, that is really hard to make and is the part that even the bigger companies fail and, then, you fail to make the basic marketing campaign that even the most stupid publicist can do and, even more, you unable to build a payment system, that adds little aesthetical content, to make money.

I will never understand this situation. They did the hard part and are failing in the easiest part.
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>>148430043
Still a beta :^) They didn't do the hard part yet, and the marketing part comes later.
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RAZ WHERE ARE THE HOTFIX NOTES!!!
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Reminder: If seeing a Dreiss doesn't arouse you, you're probably a communist.
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>>148431180
But that is the CКC
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>>148430245
>Still a beta :^)
They are going to die before get out from beta...
I hope that the chinesse owners slap their faces and put them on work.
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>>148429435
Hell, they could make enough money to fund a small hamlet's construction just by doubling the amount of card material levels and making the upper half only come in crates that cost a key to open but drop regularly.

Do that + add trading and steam market support and you've got yourself free money.
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Dirty Bomb is down, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YvRqm4EHmI
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So how many people do you think DB has working on it? I'm guessing in-between 7 and 10
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>>148432491
H-hey stop p-posting my vocaroo :<
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>>148432574
0.5
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>>148432574
Seriously, I think like 2-4.
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>>148432672
prove that its yours
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>>148433968
I posted it last night in the previous thread
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>>148434293
t. anonymous
kys
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Can I have some feedback?
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>>148434714
>>148421982
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>>148434714
all you did was copy + paste the head..
i dont understand what im supposed to rate
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>>148434956
My photoshop skills, duh
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>>148434987
It looks shitty. The colors and shading are off, the pose of the head and neck look unnatural, and the head is too big besides that.
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>>148434714
Killyourself rating.
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Taking suggestions for a tripfag name btw. Will probably be something dumb like "Geralt of Rivia" though.

>>148430426
I just woke up hi.

This hotfix won't affect you guys much. It's mostly backend to help us log issues with casual/ranked matchmaking easier to fix them and changing some servers around.

The downtime is for the security updates.
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>>148437140
FIX THE DAMN GAME RAZ!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!
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>>148437140
Just don't use any name, a trip is enough.
You're avatarfagging already, what do you need a name for?
I'd drop the avatarfagging as well.
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>>148437140
a tripcode =/= name
>How do I use a "tripcode"?
Tripcodes can help verify a user's identity to others, and are a type of pseudo-registration. To use a normal tripcode, place a hash mark ("#") followed by a word or short phrase after what you've entered into the [Name] field (ex. "User#password"). Upon submission, the server will generate the hash unique to that particular word or phrase. The previous example would display "User !ozOtJW9BFA" after being posted.

Important note: A tripcode is generated only using the text entered after the hash mark. Your entered name, IP address, cookie information, etc. do not affect the output. Normal tripcodes are not secure, and can be cracked with relative ease. For a more secure solution, see secure tripcodes.
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>>148437140
>>148438109
Yeah, use a secure trip so that the server can salt it properly (although I somehow doubt 4chan's trips are secure á la bcrypt), otherwise you'll have loads of new geralt impersonators in no time.
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>>148438109
cont.
What is a "secure tripcode"?
A secure tripcode can be generated by placing two hash marks in the [Name] field, as opposed to one as with a normal tripcode (ex. "User##password"). Secure tripcodes use a secret key file on the server to help obscure their password. The previous example would display "User !!rEkSWzi2+mz" after being posted.

http://www.4chan.org/faq#trip for more info
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i'm having dreiss withdrawal i think i'm dying
everything is going dark
I can hear the angels and ariels callin, they're dressed in operator gear
tell me ma i love er
*cough cough*
tell sparks she was a good dogo
i'm goin to the big smoke grenade in the sky
i'm goin hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*cough cough*
i'm goin home
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>>148438004
Fair enough. There was just that one dude yesterday, granted it doesn't last long but meh.

Also if we hit image limit rip.

>>148438109
Read that, was confused.

>>148438226
Never not always use the most secure way to do things (2F, keepass, etc.)

Here is to hoping I don't fuck this up somehow.
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>>148438696
Do you like the dreiss... Or not.
I am getting mixed signals.

Oh, in case I forgot to update you guys yesterday (I'm pretty sure I did), profile stats ARE being recorded, they are just not updating on the client side. They will update when we ID the issues and patch it naturally.
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>>148438834

dreiss is me one true love razzy
without er i'm hhhhhhhhhh
i'm hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'ma dyin
me last dyin wish
me last dyin wish is that hhhhhhhhhhh
me last dyin wish is that someone photoshop sparks' face on a cute dogo
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>>148432491
>>148438834
FUCKING GIRLS GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
ALL OF YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>148439081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12SCHVxtyzH
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>>148439450
fuck sake why don't i have a cute kitten like you to cuddle
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>>148439450
FUCKING WHOOORESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!!!!!!!!

NEOOOOOOOOW!!!!!
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>>148439450
why do you sound like you're under heavy anesthetic??
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>>148439450

you sound like an 11 year old boy with a mental deficiency
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s06XxvrEefdu
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>>148439939

as long as it's with the dreiss katana loadout
otherwise you're a communist
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>>148440031
that's my main loadout
however, I've only got that in bronze
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>>148439731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qx46YLZH5y
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>>148440250
Can someone translate this?
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>>148440359
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qx46YLZH5y
"I am not under any like heavy anaesthetic n stuff, and I can love, love baby haha"

That's what I hear at leat
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/dbg/
the new random.
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>>148440668

game is down what'cha gon do
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1srKYpD8yY3
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>>148440668
Well we can't even play the game atm because Raz is too busy being a trip fag to fix the damn game.
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>>148440250
What namefag is this
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>>148440745
Stop posting in a dead thread about a game that have nothing to talk about and let it die without drama?
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>>148440842
animemekiller99bee
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>>148440842
kelmi
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>>148440797
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>>148440954
>
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>>148440958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UVsfvKtgB5
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>>148441230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pz2vpgOi8s
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PATCHNOTES?
PATCHNOTES?
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>>148441339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RssqkETcu0
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>>148440842
KawaiiAnimeMan99
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>>148441453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XsAsJnez4p
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>>148441415
>>148437140
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>>148441415
Something like: "we are maintaining the servers in good condition, yada yada" and other excuses to avoid working.
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>>148441230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gWXqKUImJO
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dixu plis photoshop sparks head on a cute dog
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DIRTY BOMB UPDATE!
im a girl btw
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>>148441625
Ah man, you caught onto us!
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>>148443029
>implying
There is no girls on the interent
inb4 you get asked "tits or GTFO"
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>>148442823
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Why doesn't SD want to make money from Dirty Bomb?
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>>148443482

you're the worst at this i'm going to die unfulfilled
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>>148443809
well give me the source images and I'll merge them???
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http://dirtybomb.nexon.net/news/14860/july-14th-hotfix-changes

patchnotes bois
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>>148443904
tfw min 20s STILL wont fill
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>>148443904
literally nothing
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>>148443482
consider it a joint effort project
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>>148443904

>no more unrestricted 6v6

dropped, only thing I play on
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Like I said, this was mostly for that logging tool.

We have to go down for security updates, might as well throw this into there while we are down.
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HOW WILL I PUBSTOMP NOW
6 PLAYERS IS THE MOST I CAN KILL ON MY OWN WHILE ALSO DOING THE OBJECTIVE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ
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>>148441625
>>148443053
>>148444050
>>148444465
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>>148444603
Why are you always so angry?
Drink some tea and chill out.

>>148445176
What even is that tattoo.
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>>148445392
Well this is a pretty terrible change, I'm not surprised he's angry.

The open servers should have had 8v8 removed if anything, not 6v6.
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add a drawing to the picture, save it and post it into this thread.
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>>148445615
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>>148445392
Is "her". Like you are "she".
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>pokemon go servers are fucked
>transformice servers are fucked
>dirty bomb down for maintenance

JUST FUCKING KILL ME THEN
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>>148445909
Oh god.
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>>148445909
Is that Dixu? wtf is he doing?
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>>148446062
>tfw i get shaman on some jacked up trick level
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>>148445392
You still gotta confirm that trip with a desk pic.
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>>148445909
Is that the jewfro guy?

I felt kind of bad for him. That was cringe thread material. Wonder if he ever cleaned that bed up... it's a mystery to everyone.
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>>148446592
No, it wasn't the jewfro guy. Remember that we were trying to get him to show his thighs? That's why.
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>>148446592
Dude, i thinks is animegirl or girlanime or something like that.
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>>148445753
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is this a fucking joke? it used to cost 10k for a cobalt and now its 25k for a fucking gold?
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>using a medic class and purposefully manually reviving people
>throwing medpacks and ammo packs to the enemy team
>shooting a ton to alert the enemy to your team's presence in early game
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>>148446592
>not recognizing animetrap99
Hownewareyou.ru heh, jokes
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>>148446592
Not the same guy. I saved the pics and he doesn't have any tats on his thighs.
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>>148446957
It costs more cards too, 1.5x as much I think.
Recycling should cost credits instead of crafting, having something need two currencies is a recipe for bad times.
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>>148446957
>>148447085
raz, go be a community manager or whatever you are and tell your shitty devs to change this idiocy
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>>148445909
damn gurl you got a phat ass. post more
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>>148447271
hahahahahaha m8
holy fuck
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>>148446592

>raz doesn't get my sense of humor

i'm too good for this world
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>>148447271
I'm not the guy in the pic, i only recogniced him in some tattoo thread and post it here.
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>>148446872
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>>148446972
the first one is funny af though
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Why does 1 cobalt suddenly cost over 9 golds?
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>literally how?
howis it even possible to get -140 in just 40 sec?
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>>148448186
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>>148448505
Gee i wonder
>>148448767
Autism or pretending to be
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>>148448767
suicide 2 times and get 19 random xp from somewhere.
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>>148447593
Uh huh. The "it's just a prank bro!" Route.

>>148447002
>>148446756
That is what I thought, but thought I would double check since I skipped a lot of the thread yesterday.

>>148447260
>thinking community managers have influence over the game
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>>148449614
>Uh huh. The "it's just a prank bro!" Route.
It was pretty obvious that he was making fun of you.
Certainly a more creative way than telling you to fuck off with introducing identity and status into an anonymous forum.
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>>148449614

>picture with a neckbrace
>picture creeping out of the corner
>picture with a bottle of lotion
>arguing with some guy about my thighs

dead serious
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>>148450303
this is really important to you huh
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>>148450303
>>148450379

Are you mad anon? I know it was a joke. I was making a counter joke. Sheesh.

Still needs to clean that bed though.
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>>148450654
>it's just a prank bro
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>>148450393
No, it isn't. I think identity is fine if revealing the identity actually yields advantages for the respective community.
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>Before update it cost 6 gold cards for 1 cobalt card
>After update it costs 9 golds for 1 cobalt card
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>>148452136
*sniggers* that'll show those entitleds
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>>148452136
>tfw i traded in cobalts twice right before the update and got the same card twice
the pain is real

also, selecting store fronts all day long is real tiring
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heh, they never saw it coming >:D
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>>148452136
BUT WE AT SD CALCULATED THE COSTS AND ACCORDING TO OUR CALCULATIONS YOU GET THEM FOR CHEAPER! IF ONLY USING LEAD CARDS BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK WOULD BUY ELITE CASES OR HAVE A BUNCH OF HIGHER RARITY CARDS THEY WANTED TO TRADE UP HAHAHA

OH YEA, AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE CREDITS YOU CAN PAY $7.99 INSTEAD! PLAYERS ONLY GET BENEFITED WITH THIS CRAFTING REWORK!
>>
I can't tell if the stats have been fixed. seems like sort of?

I feel like it's missing some data still
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>>148452841

Who wants to take bets on how many crafting kits have been sold in total? We'll get a pool running - I'm putting 20 on "6", and double or nothing if 4 of those were accidental purchases.
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>>148453524
http://steamcommunity.com/app/333930/discussions/0/365172547941716364/
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>>148454012
lol thats actually awful.
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>>148454012

Did you think i said dollars? I actually said dollhairs. Doll hairs. Sending 20 doll hairs to your location now.
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>>148440807
>hand looks indian
>phone isn't indian though, so thank god for that
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>>148450654
>>> LONDON = lambda t: print("\n".join(" ".join([" ", t[c], t[r], t[r]][(not r) + 2*(not c)] for c in range(len(t))) for r in range(len(t))))
>>> LONDON("POST DESK")
P O S T D E S K
O
S
T

D
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S
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@Raz
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>>148455779
>london
Raz is from murica, shoe is from london
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>>148455842
Kek, nice HR m8
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>>148452492
I got D43 Arty three fucking times in cobalt.
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>>148455779
Done.

>>148455842
Yo! My boss said it was okay! :(
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>>148456325
>the tripfag was the real raz
well, need to tone down the paranoia a bit
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>>148456325

where 2 cop mouse
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>>148456325
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>>148442656
Dixu...you know what I am going to say as always.
You are the best singer in this threat right now and the quality is steadily increasing with each time.
But you have yet to make a full transition away from using your throat. You are hitting the right notes, the delivery is smooth, but it's not as sooth and tension free as it could be.
The level you are right now would be good enough to out-sing most normies, but you can do better than that, there is a next level you have yet to reach. I hope will keep it up and go for it.
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>>148431658
Slavs are not too aroused by an sks. In fact, Russian law goes hard on anything rifled so it cant fill a niche of a good cheap entry-level gun.
More on topic: I use cobalt D44 kira, it feels like crap, but I can't stop this meme.
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>>148443029
You need a lot of work. Also move away from the mic if you are doing to sing that loudly half the time all I hear is static. Your breathing should never be directly on the mic, put it below your chin, or to the side.
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>>148446872
heeeeeey, Kira looks pretty good for a paint drawing.
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>>148456956

I'm a much better singer than dixu
I don't like doing it while people are home though
maybe I will compose a song about the dreiss

>>148457074

D44 is the best card in the whole wide world
I get 35-50 kills per objective/half with dreiss
people keep accusing me of shenanigans because they think it's unusable as a run and gun AR

>>148456889

amazing
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>>148456068
Don't you know london text?
Here's another one I made for you:
>>> thing = lambda t, n: print("\n".join(t[int(len(t) * sin(i/len(t) * pi/2)):] + t[:int(len(t) * sin(i/len(t) * pi/2))] for i in range(n)))
>>> thing("ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", 50)
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
BCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZA
DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABC
EFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCD
GHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEF
HIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFG
JKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHI
KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJ
MNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKL
NOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLM
OPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMN
QRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP
RSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQ
STUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR
TUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS
UVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST
VWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU
WXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUV
XYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW
XYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW
YZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX
YZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
YZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX
YZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX
XYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW
XYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW
WXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUV
VWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU
UVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST
TUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS
STUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR
RSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQ
QRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP
OPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMN
NOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLM
MNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKL
KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJ
JKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHI
HIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFG
GHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEF
EFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCD
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>>148457678

I am a man of diverse talents and hidden depths
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>>148456587
Not all of us can be Raz unfortunately.

>>148456818
Not for sale. Trying to figure out some good giveaways that include EU for them though... stupid legal bullshit is getting in the way.

>>148456889
11/10
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>>148457375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTgjDjGGhKg
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>>148458147
Can you make a full version? Or more detailed face version?
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>>148456956
T-thank you senpai ;_;
This song I was going to sing lower but it went too low for me. So I had to sing it higher. This time I didn't try to sing loud but rather quietly and relaxed, and I put more heart into it as well because
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>>148457813
>I'm a much better singer than dixu
I await your vocaroos then.

>>148459713
>and I put more heart into it as well because
Yeah I noticed. You are trying to increase quality where ever possible, but like I said the biggest boost to the quality is waiting to be unlocked.
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>>148459320

my attention span is limited to drawing with the mouse in paint
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anyone else sometimes randomly start bleeding? :(
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>>148460418
>my attention span is limited to drawing with the mouse in paint
That's what I wanted, just more, since it seems to have that low detail charm.
More?
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>>148460463
No I don't menstruate
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>>148460463
WTF
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>>148458284
Raz, why is the community so shit at movement?
Why haven't I made a single player in game yet that regularly abuses all those awesome spots, jumps and shortcuts?
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>>148461041
met*
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>>148461041
Most players are used to the stop and go feel that CS:GO and I think COD and Battlefield (Never really played COD and BF) has instilled in them.

They will learn over time, but in this generation when people think FPS they think CS:GO, and the gunplay and movement is astronomically different between the two so it's something you have to learn over time for sure.

That's my theory, anyway.
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>>148457813
>D44 is the best card in the whole wide world
>I get 35-50 kills per objective/half with dreiss
>people keep accusing me of shenanigans because they think it's unusable as a run and gun AR

I fucking love this card, it has replaced Arty as my permanent squad member since I discovered Dreiss + Katana. I'm still pretty bad with semi-automatics/sniper rifles but I love trying to improve.
Also I want a shinier version of D44 but won't craft any cobalt until they make the price reasonable.
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>>148461041
You're not playing against/with the right type of people
I know of a guy who does all of the above. Sometimes, even annoyingly
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rate my auuutistic OC to keep the thread alive
would you play these well-behaved boys?
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>Put in $106.66 into DB
>Still don't have all mercs
>Only have 6 cobalts

WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I BUY EXACTLY? GOD DAMN I AM SO FUCKING STUUUUUUUUPIIIIIIIIIDDDD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>148462469
Nuke has some potential, probably better to have tower spew that gas that is in some of the maps, damage over time needs to be far less and no glowing

partisan is shit because of auto-aim, no movement and the pistols not being treated like naders grenade launcher
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>>148461648
CoD and BF don't have that issue.
Here's some footage from CoD4 movement that some other anon posted a while back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXLHVa8ZRfc

CS:GO however, that one is a real cancer. I've seen people play Dirty Bomb exactly like CS:GO.

That being said, I think Dirty Bomb has one of the nicest movements, mainly because it's so simple, but still hard to master (even comparable with quake imo - just that strafing was arguably a lot harder than any of the basic movement elements in DB).
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>>148463217
You're even more fucked now if you bought elite cases
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>>148462152
>I know of a guy who does all of the above.
Name?
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>>148463217
bet you have tons of great golds though

:^))))))))))))))))
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>>148463473
Umbi
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>>148463217
You're gonna have to tell us. What DID you buy?
How many dice rolls can you get with $106
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>>148463473
Jostabeere
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>>148462469

drawings are cute
the abilities don't make much sense within the context of the game.
doubling the dps of a pistol is mad broken. auto aim is antithesis to everything about this game. why does he have two abilities, anyway?
second guy, offensive deployable is a concept that would never ever ever work in practice. there are so many ways you could cheese with an offensive deployable that it's not even funny.
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>>148463473
Proxy
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>>148463335
i'd just like to remind you that no one of you will ever be this good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBkEuRLTFBw

oh, also, lans will never be this great again.
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>>148463714
There's already two offensive deployables and both suck ass
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>>148460282
>>148460594

maybe tomorrow, I'm going to bed because I feel like shit
I will dream of sparks and aura getting shot by a dreiss as they attempt to wall jump over the moon

also it's really extremely important that someone use the name Dr. Dreiss
every time you make a sick play you can say BEATS BY DREISS

>>148458284

>not for sale
oh that's right, I forgot you guys hate making money
you'll rig the giveaway so I get one, right; it's only fair since you won't date me
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>>148465901
>you'll rig the giveaway so I get one, right; it's only fair since you won't date me
And at this point Raz realized that not everyone can be Raz, but everyone else in the thread is Jewfro.
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>>148466113

hey, I'm not everyone
just almost everyone
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>>148466295
>tfw raz believes he's keeping a small core community entertained while in reality it's just jewfro on 31 different IPs shitposting with a temporary thigh tattoo
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>>148461648
RAAAAAAAAZ!!!! I wanna buy a Dirty Bomb T shirt!!! Or are they going to be Founders exclusive too?

Thanks
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>>148466592
Thats silly, he wouldn't have the patience. There's absolutely no way I could keep that up.
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>>148466665
Nexon merch store coming soon^tm 2020^tm
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>try to play Dirty Bomb
>get horny every five minutes, whip out your dick after every death to masturbate while you're waiting for the respawn timer to tick down to zero
>only play a few games, alt+tab for several hours to jerk off while lurking /dbg/
HELP I ALREADY CAME LIKE 7 TIMES TODAY
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>>148468996
I'm pretty certain that a large part of the playerbase does that.
How else are you supposed to pass a 25 second respawn timer because you messed up the death timing?
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>>148466592
I'm not the jewfro and i don't think that the guy that posts as raziel is actually raziel.
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>>148468996
>>148469158
I don't understand how someone can be horny, and masturbate, with the content of this thread.
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>>148469679
I'll give you some pointers to the good shit in this thread.

>>148445909
>>148447058
>>148452841
>>148460912
>>148463217
>>148463476
>>148466665
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>>148472780
kek everytime at walking miracle
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Honestly after getting this game, playing it enough to unlock a 30,000 merc and a 50,000 one, buying a couple cards from the store, doing the tradeups, etc

It deserves to be dead.

Anyone who dosen't believe me, try the following

>buy proxy (or try it within the month while she's free)
>bind jump to mousewheel, even better if you have a free spin wheel that dosen't require you to click it forward once for every jump
>instantly become better than most of the player base
>lose interest in the game because you aren't really outplaying anyone, just spinning your mouse wheel and aiming down

I did this in Quake 3 and it wasn't a big deal. Turns out there's a reason it wasn't a class based shooter and also a reason TFC, TF2 and every other shooter in the genre didn't include wall jumping or hop spamming.

Hope none of you spent money on this shit, its over.
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>>148474470

the hop spamming isn't too bad when you can totally see it come. its really only irritating in small corridors.

the things that irritate me the most in this game are nigh-unavoidable explosives like fragger's nades and proxy mines around blind corners, especially when they trigger before you even round it.
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>>148474470
K, see you tomorrow
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>>148474470
PROTIP: shoot enemies in the head to kill them!
PROTIP 2: if you see a shotgun wielding class create distance before you engage!
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>>148475063
The issue here is not the mines, it's the broken audio system that randomly refuses to play important sounds such as the mine beeping.

The issue with jumping is NOT the jumping itself, it's the fact flying around at sonic speed and jumping PRODUCES ZERO FUCKING SOUND. It's like a fucking horse sprints behind you and you can't hear him coming for some retarded fucking reason.
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>>148474470
For me is still fun, if it isnt for you I understand that you quit.
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>>148465901
If we did sell peripherals, it wouldn't be profitable for us. It would all go to Logitech and be literally fan gear. Same with a merch store. Not profitable. Just fan service.

>>148466665
Remind me to ask my boss about this tomorrow. Last update I got was basically soon tm.
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>>148476352
Add 3perks irons and leads, please, it will be special ed or something, but are the best skins.
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>>148475648

>it's the broken audio system that randomly refuses to play important sounds such as the mine beeping.

i fucking knew i wasn't deaf
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>>148474470
>implying that jumping around with Proxy is an actual viable strategy
Got any footage of yourself doing that in min. 20 servers, PUGs or DBN cups?
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>>148474470
>instantly become better than most of the player base
>most of the player base
That doesn't say much when you compare yourself to glue sniffing tards that can't find the key that drops ammo even at levels 10-20.

>lose interest in the game because you aren't really outplaying anyone, just spinning your mouse wheel and aiming down
and then the baby steps out of max level 6 servers and plays vs actually decent players who will just shot you in the head regardless of you hoping like a tard
>le-shit game fucking cheater tryhard coblats p2w

>>148477972
He doesn't he just likes to think he is a big man by raping stationary retards that can't press a button let alone aim at a stationary target LET ALONE aim at a moving target.
:^)
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>Still no Muslim of French nationality merc in the game who summons a huge truck to run over enemy mercs

Make it so SD
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Why do people like the Iron skin so much?
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>>148478946
because it looks edgy and the only alternative has fuckugly line textures
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>>148478946
Why not, I like because is more neutral than others. I don't want to be colourfull all the time.
>>148479056
Looks edgy, i think that edgy is the red gold, but not that.
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>>148478946
I like it.
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When will SD finally stop trying to sell gameplay elements such as perk cards and mercs and start selling cosmetics? Do they fucking want money or do they want to stay at 3 guys dev team forever?
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>>148481901
>3 guys dev team forever
BEST BROS
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>>148481901
>start selling cosmetics?

m8 you missed your chance over 2 years ago with the founders packs.
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>>148479645
Black and dark grey are the edgiest of edge and always will be
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>>148481397
>>148483101
This weapon don't have black and more than the 50% of the surface is light grey.
Default is the edgy weapon if you think in your definition, carbon fiber silver is darker and have black, swiss red have more dark and black and like the other anon says, it have red, one of the edgyest colours. Obsidian also have more dark and red too.
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Why in the world did SD change the jump by the turret on Chapel? I used to hit it 100% and now I come up short. Of all the fucking things to change in this game they change THAT.
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>>148483905
There is no "true black" in real or virtual situations like this, so making a semantic argument over this is retarded.

The iron skins are popular because they're the closest there is to the edgy black that kids always look for everywhere.

Excepting carbon fiber, but carbon fiber has that retarded texture on both the clothes and the guns strongly detracting from its appeal.
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>>148483996
You wot mate? Are you sure you didn't change to a short merc after getting used to jumping on the medium/big dude mercs? It has always been different.
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Post your favorite jumps.
This is mine, you can push sniper's shit in before they even get there.
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>>148484581
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>>148484708
I don't like that one that much. You're pretty exposed when getting on that thing and it's only useful very rarely.
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>>148484831
I think it's more useful than the one above it. You're less exposed and it's about the same in possible effect. Really, the second one gives a lot more flanking opportunities.
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>>148484831
You can also jump up directly from the ground, but I'm too retarded to consistently do it as fragger.
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>>148484286
>There is no "true black" in real or virtual situations like this, so making a semantic argument over this is retarded.
I'm not talking about the true black, do not put words in my mouth, im comparing the level of dark colours in the weapons, i'm saying that there is darker weapons than iron, like carbon fiber, that is out of the edgy definition because you say that, and default, that is darker too.
You think that only black is edgyer than red black, i think the opposite. Blak + red is edgyer.
Also I think that the iron have the most normal camo, i mean, the most reallity accurate skin camo. And in a game that you normaly aim for blue and cromed weapons, i like to have normal camo sometimes (I use bronze a lot too).

And this is my answer to. >>148478946
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>>148485097
With the one above it you're only exposed for like half a second at best (you don't have to jump on the railing).
Only issue is that the jump in the first pic is pretty hard (quite a bunch harder than the window jump that lets you skip the wall on terminal to plant the 2nd obj the second the wall blows up).
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>>148485169
I'm not putting words into your mouth, I'm talking about the parts of your post which are relevant to mine. It's nice if you want to talk about something else, but I don't really care. I also already covered everything else you had to say. Yes, there are even darker skins, but they all have other colors in them or the retarded carbon textures.

It makes no difference. Iron is the only skin someone can go for if they want a decent looking black without strong orange or blue highlights.
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>>148485635
>someone can go for if they want a decent looking black without strong orange or blue highlights
And someone that goes for edgy, aims for swiss.
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>>148486236
There's only one edge, and its name is black.
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>>148486371
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>>148487160
>an almost completely black character
Nice example m8
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>>148487337
>almost
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lf gf
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>>148487431
Yes m8, almost. Need a dictionary to look up what the word means? Or did you post another character with 10 times more black than red again to reinforce that I'm right even more?
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>>148487594
wat?
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>>148487685
"To be" is not the same as "not to be"
Blak + red edgy. Almost implies that have red. A little red is still red.
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>>148487839
Cal mdown, Gene Ray
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>>148488071
Face it you love swiss and you can accept that you are a edgy fag. But you are, sorry.
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>>148466592
>>148469509
HA! Next you're going to be telling me the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, Santa isn't real, and the ice cream man doesn't exist!

C'mon anon, stop jokin' around.
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>>148488978
Not really? I think I posted my preferences in the past

shard > fragment > urban > swiss = crown > bamboo = bronze
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>>148489027
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>>148466592
Well, at least Raz is trying. What the hell is shoe up to? Only time you see him is during dev streams and when he posts pokemon pictures on instagram.
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>>148491561
>What the hell is shoe up to?
Being handsome?
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>>148491561
I understand 99% of the playerbase is cancerous whining little bitches but it's your fucking job, you can't just ignore them.
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>>148491794
>but it's your fucking job, you can't just ignore them.
Unless you are bad or lazy at work.
That seems to be the standar at SD.
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>wake up
>raging morning wood
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ
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>>148491561
>What the hell is shoe up to?
He mostly helps me and does the dev stream.

>>148491794
>it's your fucking job
Not really. He isn't the DB community manager, he is the SD community manager, and if I had to guess he is mostly worried with GoW.

shoe is one of the people I actually enjoy talking to at SD, he is genuinely nice and helpful.

>>148494023
Go back to sleep.
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>>148432574
there's no one except a talented janitor that comes once a week and starts coding and designing in the darkness to remember what could be his little baby
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Page 10, yikes.
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>>148504705
fuck you bitch!!
fix the crafting!!
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>>148504705
give me back my 6v6 servers ;_;

i hate 7v7 ;_;
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>>148507726
Is it really that hard to get to level 10?
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>>148484286
>There is no "true black" in real or virtual situations like this
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>>148511538
It's hard to actually find min 10 servers with open slots.
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>>148513373
Join an empty one and it will be filled in no time.
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>it's a shitters only vote for chapel and underground nonstop episode
just fucking remove voting and set all servers onto a rotation so everyone plays every map and not fucking nuketown de_dust 2fort 24/7
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>>148517645
Nothing you can do when the other two maps are always dome and trainyard.
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>>148517734
And terminal.
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konichiwa /dbg/ :3
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>>148521068
hello weird thing
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>>148495327
I geniunely feel sorry for game devs (and for the people at SD as well).
It's one of the most slave-ish programming jobs out there (and since DB is running on UE, they don't even get to have much fun with maths).
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>>148521201
>I geniunely feel sorry for game devs (and for the people at SD as well).
Why?
>It's one of the most slave-ish programming jobs out there
Compared to all the other slave-ish programming?
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>>148521126
Weird? :(
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>>148521275
>Compared to all the other slave-ish programming?
Yeah, it's sort of on a level with people that spend all day long writing glue code.
I pity those people as well.
Interesting and demanding jobs are rare.
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24/7 chapel 12v12 servers when?
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>>148523036
Soonâ„¢
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>>148506146
This.
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I've witnessed it today, lads ...
A sparks trying to help me up without Revivr ...
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>Before the crafting update
>6 golds and 10k credits would get you a cobalt
>After the crafting update
>9 golds and 50k credits will get you a cobalt
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>>148526913
Cobalt trade ins are somewhat better, right?
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>>148527150
How is this allowed?
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>>148526913
"we made it more intuitive and easy to use and over all its 2% cheaper if you use only leads :D"
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>>148527150
>>148527243
"we don't want to force players do the tutorial, thats oppressive"
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>>148526984
Not really, as it's still 2 cobalts for 1 cobalt, but instead of costing 24k credits it now costs 50k credits. Although you do get 6k fragments leftover from the 2 cobalt trade ins :^)
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>stopwatch dome
>team wins defense pretty solidly, few attackers leave
>switch to defender to even things up
>we hold it the full 15 minutes fighting for every foot of ground
>they take the first objective eventually, and get a few plants on pylons
>we take all of them back
>satisfying as fuck victory
>EVERYONE GETS AUTOMATICALLY DISCONNECTED JUST BEFORE WIN SCREEN BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING BUG
>NO POINTS OR MISSION COMPLETION

This is the dumbest fucking bug in the world. This. Shit like this specifically is the reason why every veteran has quit.
I can't even enjoy my victories in this fucking game anymore.
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>>148529476
Don't worry, at least we are working on important things. Like raising the prices on crafting :)
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>>148526913
>>148527273
>>148527379
>>148530159
How much real money do you think that DB will made by this new clever, grindy, craft jew system?
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>>148530991
50$ from the few people buying crafting kits
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WEEEEEEEW LAAAAAAAAAD
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>>148531374
>not playing vassali
he did his best
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>>148530991
None what so ever, what these jews don't realize is that you can't squeeze a lifeless rock harder for money.
Content slow as fuck.
Stability issues only increase, while the performance is also decreasing.
So lets go through the checklist.

No new content to make people excited about like new mercs and stuff.
But at least whats there is easy to enjoy right?
Wrong!
Shit performance that wont be fixed ever because "we chose an outdated engine and unless we get somebody who can work on the engine, we are stuck with shit for a long time.
If you actually play through the shit stuttery framerates, you will end up with stability issues. Where full rounds of xp can be lost because "connection to server lost". Features working and not working, depending on what patch it is and what color panties raziel is wearing this week.

So things are looking bleak. What does SD do?
Tries to work on the crafting system to squeeze out money.

The only thing practical for dirty bomb right now is the casual match making which in theory will help new players have better games. Other than that, I see NO features that will help the player enjoy the game and you can be sure, they will only work on jewing techniques to get more goys to give them money rather than to add new content for the goys to spend money on.

Why make new content, when you can just demand more for what you already made 2 years ago?
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>>148531629
>None what so ever, what these jews don't realize is that you can't squeeze a lifeless rock harder for money.
>he's never played warrock or combatarms
trust me nexon can do that.
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>>148531374
Well, he could be doing self-criticism.
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>>148531780
>trust me nexon can do that.
You really think the 3000-5000 players will eat up their shit and throw money at them?
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>>148531860
Look at Warrock and CombatArms.
Yes, they do.
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Anyone want to hold hands?
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A movement tutorial that requires you to get past a bunch of obstacles before playing should be obligatory.
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>>148532151
I'm playing since september and I never spent an euro in this game.
When I start playing I thougt that they eventually will add something like the alpha obsidians where some mercs have differents models because is the only thing where I will put my money but sadly they don't want player or/and customers.
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>>148532219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SUx6Q1GCTk
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>>148513127
Of course, you'll post an example, right?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s07KXTZTHokg
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I tried a harder song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PGnj8AusGl
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raz pls disable the spec feature
i don't want to watch people, i really don't
it's not good for me
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>>148532219
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>>148535201
Uh... Pretend it's not there...

BOOM! It's gone. Magic!

>>148532219
Genuinely curious, why do you (or other people, not trying to call you out specifically) post things like this? I am guessing it's just an attention/loneliness thing, but curious if you had another explanation. Besides bumping.

>>148532563
>they eventually will add something like the alpha obsidians where some mercs have differents models
It's something that they want to do after launch, and I could rant all day about this because believe me, I want them too (I'm a fucking cosmetic whore), but they have legit reasons on why they aren't doing them right now, no matter how infuriating it is. >:|
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>>148538553
>why do you (or other people, not trying to call you out specifically) post things like this?

To get (you)s
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>>148538553
Raz are you guys gonna sell the Coaly trinket? I need one for my assault truck

Also ask about Dirty Bomb T shirt plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>148538553
>they have legit reasons on why they aren't doing them right now
If this is not bullshit, the status of SD is really fucked.
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>>148538553
>after launch

fucking kek, we're really playing brink 2
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>try to be a nice little healslut
>no chance of feeling somehow "used" by my team because I also manage to get the most kills in the game
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>>148539742
>Brink

It still hurts and it was the reason I never bought any of the founder packages.
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>>148540882

looking back im really trying to pinpoint just what made brink bad. the biggest issue for me was that it was entirely unoptimized for AMD cards
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>>148542771

sort of like every game?
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>>148544034

yeah but it was debilitating, i had a higher end card and i got like 15fps at launch
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it's always great to get stuck in the room at the top of an elevator
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What's everyone up to? Anyone want to request songs to sing or stuff?
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>>148547145

wow nice blog faggo
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>>148547145
Sing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coOZIkHqeG8
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>>148547536
Thanks, remember to like and subscribe!
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ded
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How do I show mumble crosshair on stream?
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>>148551516
nvm I added it as image xD
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Ok guys I'm doing this twitch/dixumixu
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>>148551958
Your stream quality is atrocious.
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>>148551958
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>>148552416
Dude im trying this shit for first time
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>>148552580
And now you got feedback to change it to the better.
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>>148552637
I know im trying but im a noob
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>>148552721
Up your bitrate, to start.
3500 Bitrate @ 60/30 FPS, 720 Resolution is the sweet spot.

If you have limited upload, 2500 bitrate @ 30 fps, 720 Resolution is the next option.

If you can't handle that, you can't really stream a fast paced game like Dirty Bomb without... >>148552549
happening.
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>>148552961
I found the bitrate setting, trying again
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>>148552721
What program are you using to stream, I'd recommend OBS
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>>148553181
obs yeah
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im still streaming lol
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>>148556913
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>>148559479
Hi snoop
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>>148560073
waddup homie?
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>>148562884
damn first raz now snoop?
who's next, jesus?
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Perfection
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>>148564784

fagger can't use the dreiss, therefore he's bad
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>>148563137
Who this Raz character you talkin' about?
Who he down with?
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10 reddit frogs and counting
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>>148569235
helooo
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>>148534405
>heavy use of throat
Shit bro what are you doing?!
Go back to listen to this cause it's a good example of bad. Your throat feels like somebody is holding it with 2 hands ,choking it, trying to squeeze out air.
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>>148570801
cute
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istanbul map when?
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>>148534186
#000000

kys
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>>148575193
Not used in the game :^)
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>>148542771
Really fucking bad AI
Forced bots in online mode
Laggy servers
Everything was client sided and could be hacked with cheat engine
P2P servers despite servers being dedicated???
Forced to do tutorial nonstop constantly
Forced to continue doing tutorial to unlock anything
Ugly everything
Parkour was awkward and hamfisted, never useful
No reason to not just use heavy build
Several classes 100% useless
Many weapons 100% useless straight downgrades of other weapons
Annoying announcer never shut the fuck up
Small selection of maps
Online dead after half a year of being up, server list crashed and nobody bothered fixing it for 3 years
Singleplayer is just one long tutorial
Multiplayer is just a gutted tutorial
$50

>>148575406
>There is no "true black" in real or virtual situations like this
>Not used in the game

Moving goal posts you autistic shit.
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Crafted my first gold card just now and got this. How did i do?
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>>148577302
if you like the skin you did good.
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>>148577302
>Using the crafting system
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>>148577302
just use it.
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>>148577302
Phoenix a cute :3
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>>148577513
looks nice[/spoiler

>>148577557
like playing phoenix and wanted a gold for him

>>148577701
maybe i will

>>148577827
phoenix a cutest
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Come watch us stream, losers.

Elan has like 250 legit cases to open.
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>>148579123
I'm busy watching news streams, sorry.
Turkey's downfall is more interesting atm.
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Good night /dbg/
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>>148582007
good night weird thing
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>>148582007
sleep tight snek
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>>148575631
It's not though, true black does no exist in real or virtual situations like this. Show me an example where it is: you can't.

Not a moved goalpost, unless you're talking about the entire conversation about whether true black exists or not, which has nothing to do with the actual issue.
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>>148579123
At least you look cute
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>>148575193
#000000 is not true black, because your monitor still shows it as dark grey no matter what you do.
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>>148582007
Goodnight qt 99
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>>148579285
RIP Bannerlord
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O68Ofo13cjQ


Like and subscribe.
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>>148590614
Damn and here I was thinking about all the gordon ramsy jokes about dirty bomb

"ITS FUCKEN RAAAWWW, look look! Pink in the middle"
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raz facesitting fanfics when
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>>148595176
No.
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>>148595176
Raz sits on your face. She doesn't know what's she's doing, so she just sits down with all her weight. It doesn't smell very good either, even though she still has her pants on. You are too surprised by this turn of events to properly respond. You suffocate to death. RIP, anon.
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>>148596882
i fucking CAME SO HARD
>>
ded game ded thread
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>>148601584
Go make cute Raz pics to keep the thread alive
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>>148602902
Speaking of, someone was trying to get me to "smile towards the camera" today in chat.

Was it one of you fuckers?
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I haven't played the game in a few months, missed a few of the updates. I stopped playing around when Fragger got a health nerf and Thunder got a health buff. What've I missed in general, and with regards to the crafting system? I thought the new content trailer looked neat and it made me want to play again.
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>>148608716
You missed Raziels lewd armpits
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>>148608957
You can't even see her armpits mane.

I'd still give her the weenie, if you know what I mean.
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>>148609528
>You can't even see her armpits mane.
Use your imagination man, she has the pose, just remove some clothes in your mind and there you go!
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>>148609843
She looks kind of like Carrot Top in that picture.

I think I'm armpit-curious anon. I like the look of them but I don't like how they taste or smell.
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>>148611082
They taste meh, they smell nice when it's a gentle smell, if the girl is healthy, eats healthy, worksout then the smell is god tier after a run or during hot steamy sex. There is balance between strong enough to smell and light enough that it's pleasant.
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>>148570952
I know, the song is high for me so that's the outcome
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>>148611339
My ex's just tasted like her deodorant and somewhat like body odor. She never really ate healthy or worked out and sex never worked. I feel cheated
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>>148613694
>My ex's just tasted like her deodorant
Yeah, most peoples way of taking care of their body is to "put on make up and perfume and clothes to hide how shitty and rotten everything is"

My skin has acne? Make up
My body smells like shit? Perfume
My body is getting fat? Clothes to hide it.
My skin is shit? Lotions and cremes
So on and on.
For all the time and money spent on that shit they could get a healthy meal, some exercise and a shower, but noooooo that would be too fucking logical and sane for modern people!

> I feel cheated
Rightfully so.
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>>148570952
Morning throat http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nOUorxCr2d
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>>148614519
>tfw waking up to dixu singing
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>>148614159
Yeah she literally did all of those things except perfume. Protip don't date a girl with mental health-tier low self-esteem
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>>148616009
>Yeah she literally did all of those things except perfume. Protip don't date a girl with mental health-tier low self-esteem
You just described 90% of women.
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>>148604663
4chan isn't the only group of people that enjoys acting like creepy motherfuckers while actually being normal people.
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New OP when?
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>>148619883
What do you want in the new OP?
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im streaming db
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>>148620492
>silver rank

LMAO
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>>148621295
>ranked
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ded
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>>148621397
Don't worry, there are cucks so bad they ended up in bronze
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>>148604663
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why the fuck is no one posting on weekend
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>1 cobalt now costs 9 golds
>it used to be 6 golds
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>>148625361
>1 cobalt now costs 9 golds and 50k credits
>it used to be 6 golds and 10k credits
fixed
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>It's a 4 Vassili on 1 team episode
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>>148625808
I think I counted like 2 sensors the entire game.
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proxy asks "wtf is this shit"
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>>148625391
What's wrong goy? Too poor to buy crafting kits? Maybe you should shill harder for shekels!
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>>148626012
Speaking of Proxies
>play min 10
>heavy attack a Proxy with katana
>"wtf oneshot" "hacker!!"
>min 10
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She'll be here in 2018.
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>>148627010
I can confirm.
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>>148627243
>wrong trip
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>>148627516
I changed my password for a better one.
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>>148627648
Of course you did.
And then you don't use a secure trip like you did before?
pls raz fix crafting system and laggy ui
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>>148627827
Sorry I'm still a newfag with tripcodes.
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>>148628725
You still have to certify the new tripcode with a new desk pic.
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>>148628860
I don't work on weekends...
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>Before the update
>6 golds and 10k credits would get you a random cobalt

>After the update
>9 golds and 50k credits will get you a random cobalt
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>>148629607
then post tits with timestamp
or sharpie in pooper with timestamp
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>>148629607
Face + timestamp
Teeth + timestamp
>>
ded
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How the fuck unbind "fast" HeavyMelee attack from ThumbMouseButton? It was my longjump bind.
Changing everything with ThumbMouseButton in ShooterInput.ini/make readonly dosnt help at all - it's still a heavy melee bind in game and overwrite longjump bind. Fuckers, remove this "quick" shit already, no one use it.

Halp.
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>>148635859
Rebind your third mouse button to register as some other input in windows, then bind that new input to long jump.
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>>148636263
Kek, change to ThumbMouseButton2 and suddenly all worked fine, but ThumbMouseButton binds gone forever.
That seems Quick "Heavy" Melee shit hardcoded by default in some serverside circumstances and cannot be changed via .ini or options ingame. Thanks for tip, but it easier to me relearn use tmb2.
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>>148637756
Nah, it's easiest to just use long jump like a normal person.
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>>148637943
You mean with a left alt bind?
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>>148638507
No, I mean normally.
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FUCK "REFRESHING ACCOUNT" LOOPS
seriously every single game today i got at least one bug that kicked me out
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>It's a shotgun hit at point blank doesn't register episode
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>it's not carbon

F
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>>148639067
>dreiss
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>>148639067
>Dreiss
>Katana
0/10 meme dream
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>>148627010

Is that a fucking dirk on her hip?
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>>148639204
>>148639243

>they don't use the D44

best loadout in the game lads
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>>148639067
I want to upgrade but crafting is fucked >>148461665
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>>148639373
She gets called "Panzerfaust" so it could be modelled after the German SA dagger.
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>>148639531
I only said "dreiss"...
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>>148627010
Fucking when?
Cuprtle when?
No execution maps when?
CONTENT WHEN?!!!

I want to play this fucking game but 3 months passed since I stopped and nothing really happened!!!
>>
All these new tripcodes.
Implying I would forget my password.

Get real!

Also good morning /dbg/.

I can at least confirm Javelin is not being worked on at the moment.

>>148617380
Thought I would ask just in case.
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>>148642061
Sigh all these imposters...
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>Tells everyone to set their clantag to /dbg/
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>>148643192
But I had the /dbg/ tag just a few days ago anon :3
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>>148643192
> girl
> snek
top kek
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>>148642558
>>148642061

>nowkiss.jpg
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What's nader pointing at, /dbg/?
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>>148642558
TEETHorGTFO
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>>148644490
The report button. She wants me to report you for shitposting I guess?
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>>148642061
>I can at least confirm Javelin is not being worked on at the moment.

Anyone can confirm this, ugly bitch.
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Post your favorite weapons, Dreissers need not apply.
Here's mine.
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>>148644886
Well people were asking. Turtle is being worked on at the moment. Don't expect Javelin anywhere in the near future.
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>>148645047
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>>148645525
You keep asking anon, but I am not delivering.
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>>148644490
IT'S A PLANE
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>>148645926
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>>148645763
So you're not the real raz.
The real raz would never miss an opportunity to show his teeth.
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>>148645926
thank you.
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>>148626012
What's proxy confused about?
Whose tittys is she trying to grab?
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>>148646914
Well there's only one person in front of her, anon, I think you're the one who's confused
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>>148647296
Maybe I am. Maybe you're right. Maybe that sparks really didn't try to help me up instead of using Revivr. Maybe skyhammer isn't actually able to throw ammo.
I'm just so confused ...
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>>148645763
GTFO then, guy.
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im streaming my missions
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>>148650223
are you doing execution missions you shitter?
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>>148650826
dont have exe missions this time
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Haven't played in a few months and now I logged in and I see they fucked up burst rifles. What the fuck.
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>>148652281
Burst rifles are still op as fuck.
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>>148652281
>>148652995
Does this comments mean that the nerf ob burst rifles were well done?
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>>148644995
best weapon in best skin coming through.
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>>148652995
>>148653139
Is Stark katana Kira worth using now?
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>>148653507
Dreiss Katana is better
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Why would I prefer the katana over 100% speed melees? All I need the melee for is finishing and running, and the katana is slower than both.
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Could be worse
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>>148654957

it's saved my life many times
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>>148654957
Because memes!
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>>148656073
I'd use it.
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>>148654573
I can't aim at all with Dreiss.
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>>148657225
If you can't aim with Dreiss you can't aim with anything. Git gud.
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>Before update: 6 golds and 10k credits would get you a random cobalt
>After update: 10 golds and 50k credits will get you a random cobalt
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>>148657634
>>If you can't aim with Dreiss you can't aim with anything.
I know. I need a shit-aim compensation device, burst rifles worked ok for that.
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>>148657861
Do you know the rest of the card-tiers comparisons before and after?

Are all tiers more expensive?

3perks defaults-leads-irons when?
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>>148657861
>>Before update: 6 golds and 10k credits would get you a random cobalt
>>After update: 10 golds and 50k credits will get you a random cobalt
What the fuck, seriously?
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>>148657861
I've asked SD devs about this and they said that it's cheaper for a new player to craft a cobalt using lead cards.
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>>148658716
wrong trip
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moffein shut the fuck up holy shit
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>>148658716
>easier for new players
>easier
>EASIER
Raz, we basically need one new merc plus a ton of cards to craft a cobalt now
It's even more of a grindfest
The system is good, the prices are not
Easier sure. Also way longer. But not rewarding anymore at all
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>>148658716
Not even new players ever crafted a cobalt card exclusively using leads.

The sad thing is this new crafting system is a big reason to not touch elite cases. It's kind of funny, you'd think you want us to buy those.
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>it's the episode where the enemy team's level 43 bottom scoring proxy main thinks you are hacking.
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>>148658716
The truth here is people are missing the point now that you aren't just crafting cards with the lower tier. You are also using other cards to feed into the pool to make a new, better card.So comparing how many silvers it takes to make a gold now and how many before the patch is missing the point that you can funnel leads, irons and coppers into that, which is what the system is meant to build around but everyone misses.
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>>148659417
>Fetter Vogel
Oh right. Another shitter
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>>148658716
Yeah about 15% cheaper right? If you use any higher tier card you get fucked over compared to old system. I hope they lower the prices drastically, sooner rather than later.

>>148658385
Cobalts cost 20k fragments and 1 gold will get you 2150 fragments, so you'll need 10 golds to get 20k. And for some reason they just added a 50k credit price tag for doing so. The old system was 6 gold cards straight up + 10k credits.

>>148658151
Iron then:500 credits. Now:500
Bronze then:1000 credits. Now:1500
Silver then: 2000 credits. Now:5000
Gold then:4000 credits. Now: 25000
Cobalt then:10000 credits. Now:50000

I can't be bothered working out the card costs, but it's more expensive than it was before if you use anything but lead cards to gain fragments
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>>148659850

who cares i just want to play redeye and make dank dreiss meme plays
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>>148659850
instead make content and aesthetic things that whe can and WANT to buy, they fucked up the craft system and goes full jew.
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Wish me luck fellow Reddit-bros!
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>>148661916
Thank you based Splash Damage
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>>148662076
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>>148660891
SD is like illness, if it do not get better the only option is going worst.
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>>148662530
Look at it this way, we're not Planetside 2 bad yet.
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>>148659850

I kind of like the new system desu
they should make cobalts a little cheaper but golds and silvers are quite easy to craft
I never bothered with silvers pre-patch and now I have an utter dickload
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>>148664138
The system is OK
The prices is not, and the fact that you get a shit card every 2-3 games doesn't help either
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this is what a shitty dirty bomb/overwatch/fps/video game player looks like
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>>148664461
Winning in that game is based on RNG. You can't be good at a rock/paper/scissors type of game.
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What is going on.

I have, in seriousness though, asked SD to elaborate a bit more on the costs of the new crafting system and why it do the way it do.

I'm honestly just as confused as you guys.
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>>148664461
Looks like he's barely subzsting on that win loss ratio
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carbon bones looks quite siq
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>>148664745
Top kek m8
XCOM is RNG. Darkest Dungeon is RNG. Not Overwatch.
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>>148664934
I'm sorry did I insult your favourite game?
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>>148665023
Overwatch ? Fuck no
Just saying it's wrong
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>>148664763
Heh, I can tell you what it is.

The guy who implemented it didn't ask for input from anyone, thought he had a great idea, and just went and did it. There wasn't enough oversight in your shitty company to stop him, because nobody cares anymore and you don't have that many employees who work on such things anyway.

The fact that he hurt three broad things - new players (it used to be massively easier to get cobalts), old players (didn't trade your cards up before the update? too bad, you lose out), and even game profits (almost no reason to buy elite cases anymore, when they used to be great) - along with the large amount of outcry from the community, means that something is definitely going to change in the future about this terrible system.
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>>148664934
Darkest Dungeons is literally just Dungeons and Dragons though.
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>>148664763
It's almost as if they're kikey F2P devs who want to purposely make a system that encourages spending money and discourages playing the game. But that never happens, that's crazy.
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>>148664838

nader on the other hand just looks plain sickly
she actually looks quite dashing in bronze, the green matches her skin tone and hair color in a complimentary fashion
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>>148664763
so why it do the way it do
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>>148665205
Nice try NotRaz
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>>148665180
Except the system discourages spending money.
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>>148665131
I think this is horribly wrong in reality.

I know for a fact my team at Nexon is at least very passionate about Dirty Bomb, but obviously you don't see what we do often.

With that much being said, I think the overall plan of this system was to be a giant credit sink because people don't have anything to spend them on at the moment.
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>>148665131
>implying New players will even know what cobalts are.
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im streaming my missionaries
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>>148665205
>It's a Dixu leaves the trip on episode
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>>148665298
I'm not talking about the actual game aspect of the game, I'm talking about the peripheral parts like the crafting system and menu UI. If you tell me that you have more than two guys working on that full time, then I just won't believe you.
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>>148665298
That's the wrong approach, though.
People always had way more useless low tier cards than redundant credits.
I've recycled like 800 low tier cards and it wasn't worth shit.
For me, the bottleneck has always been credits, not cards.
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>>148665458
fuk u
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>>148665298
Yes, but getting them and the cards is a damn grind. It's ok, except when you need it multiple times for the same thing, and the result is RNG based
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>>148665298
The previous system was already a giant credit sink.
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>>148665562
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>>148665185

and now the crown jewel
have you ever seen anything so beautiful in your life
it brings an inextinguishable warmth to my frail and sickly body
does it not fill you with determination
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>>148665507
I mean, it is multiple people. I don't have insight into how many people are working on DB over at SD however. I know probably at least 4+ people worked on crafting (UI, idea, costs, monetization, etc).
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>>148665383
who
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>>148665507
This. This game has probably the worst and slowest UI I've ever seen.
Nowadays after a match I even get stuck in "Refreshing account" for 2-3 minutes until I'm finally back in the lobby, not to mention regularly getting kicked out for connection errors and everyone regularly getting kicked at the end of the match.
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>>148665717
>how many DB streamers there are
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>>148665747
Unfortunately that is just Coherent UI. It's shit.

I know they were going to upgrade it (was supposed to happen with Aimee patch) but it keeps being pushed back apparently not because of their side. Dunno the full story.
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>>148665694
>4+

I hope they all get fired
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>>148665694
Then they were people who don't care about the game and don't know it well.

It's easy to see from the forum explanation about the new crafting system. The person who made it just talked about his autistic excel spreadsheets while remaining completely oblivious on how this all is going to work out in practice.

Just look at his assumption that tradeups from higher tier cards never happen, that's ridiculous. I know for a fact there were some people who bought a lot of elite cases just so they could trade up easily. You get a silver card from them at a minimum. That's completely gone now, there's no reason to buy elite cases anymore. And it's not just people who bought cases like that, even just people who followed all the events with better card drops were in on it.

I've personally crafted four cobalts in my playtime, and I can tell you for a fact that each of them was at least half composed of higher cards. I remember perfectly that one of them was actually 4 natural gold drops, with only the other 2 golds being tradeups.
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>>148666065
>ask for devs to leave
>WikiHow : how to act like Sasuke.jpg
Too edgy for me
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>>148666009
I like that you are actually honest about your role in Splash Damage on here, as they probably don't monitor 4chan generals as much, and there's no immediate way for them to prove it's you.
Honestly I've stopped playing since the last patch for a variety of reasons, including a lot of little things getting on my nerves like UI being suddenly slower this update, the new map not being nearly as good as I was hoping, and issues refining my sensitivity.
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>>148666009
It isn't just Coherent UI. I've seen multiple games using Coherent UI that did fairly well.
Especially those 2-3s loading times between every transition that seem to wait for some server sided stuff is terrible.
I genuinely think the design is mostly fine, but being that unresponsive is terrible and makes me want to force feed the SD devs with my torn out eyes.
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>>148665669
Yes, I've seen that card in better skins (all of the other ones).

For example.
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>>148666289
I like the new map personally, it's a lot of fun once you get used to it
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>>148666358

that looks extremely awful
i am an artiste, my opinion is objectively subjectively superior
I would never be caught dead in such miscolored rags
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>>148666597
>I like the shittiest skin in the game "ironically" :^)
Calm down, hipster-kun
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>>148666591
My issue is it's so different to the other maps in a way I'm not a fan of. From the matches I've played, it's very CQC heavy, and the alt routes rely on knowing the more advanced movement mechanics more than other matches (I play with toggle crouch, it's hard for me to make a series of long jumps, can we please just get toggle crouch as a key?), and the map layout seems to encourage swarming players. Most of the chokepoint fights I was in, if I and another player tried to move up, five guys would come out of cover and bullet hose us. Nader seems to have superiority against all other mercs on the map.
I got my head around dome a lot easier than Art Gallery honestly. It also just feels ugly in a way.
I can't imagine how a sparks would even play the map honestly.
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>>148666095
Yeah... Pros and cons, I know they entertained the idea of doing a few different things, but it's really hard for me to keep up with exactly what is happening and the design documents. I think overall there is eventually going to be more control over what you get (via Weapon Kits) which to my understanding are going to be more accessible in the future.

>>148666289
I work at Nexon, not Splash Damage. To be honest, Dirty Bomb / SD could be suddenly disappear tomorrow and I would get put on a different project.

Luckily, though, I love Dirty Bomb and the core of it, but I am in the same agreement with a lot of you guys (needs more maps plssss SD, and better ones, it's crippling the game).

I don't have any actual influence over the game, I think SD realistically sees me as the person who gives them feedback (from the community) that they dislike hearing. I think Paul, Pinflux, and Shoe are the only people over there that like me realistically.

RIP my job.

>>148666319
Ahh, hm. No idea then. I know they are switching over to Coherent GT I think. Probably why they aren't really bothering with the menu at the moment.
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>>148667235
Do you have hairy forearms?
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>>148667235
We like you Raz!
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>>148667235
>Pros and cons

Pros:
>it takes less clicks to make a card

Cons:
>you now have to juggle two types of money
>it's massively more expensive, and hence takes a longer time, to make a card in most cases
>you don't get lower tier cards while working your way up, which was a very *fun* part of the game that's now lost

Nice change.
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>>148667439
No.

>>148667557


>>148667741
I'm just the messenger, not the developer.

I think this is a stepping stone for what is to come in the future as well. We are already in talks of ways to get paid skins in store and such and how to go about it.

Sucks to say, but that way free users have something to show off in the long run, but also incentives people who don't want to grind to pay for skins. Yes, I am talking about founder tier skins, but that is waaaay in the future after launch.

On top of that, to my understanding still, we are missing a two huge parts of this crafting thing that will change a bit. One, trading. Two, a system to make older cards (SE/Obsidians) relevant again.

^^^^
All of this could be wrong because I don't get much insight into what is coming in the future, just a general idea. I am also not Exedore/Smooth, so how they think about it is probably radically different to how I rationalize it.
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>>148668342
>No.
Because you remove the hair or because they're naturally without hair?
>>
>>148668342
We are just giving you our feedback raz, because you're the only Dirty Bomb related person we have here
We are secretly hoping you can make the message pass
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>>148666745

the skin in the aforementioned picture resembles the fabric on the seat of a mode for public transportation such as a bus or metro system
it is a skin of the
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>>148667235
As I stated before, the game lacks proper matchmaking for non-ranked games (and the community isn't big enough to seperate ranked and non-ranked!).
That's what put most people I used to play with off.

Just some thoughts.

I think the decision to seperate normal matches and ranked matches was a mistake. A game needs a sufficiently large userbase for that kind of seperation for ranked matches not to be dead.

Good matchmaking is hard with a small-ish playerbase, but the current state of matchmaking is a lot worse than what's possible.
Get rid of being able to directly join servers. There's no point in that feature with proper matchmaking. Being able to join servers made sense in games where servers were hosted by users and servers actually had an identity that made people want to rejoin that specific server, ultimately creating a local server community.
DB's servers have no identity, there are no local server communities, there's no point in being to able to directly join servers (which is presumably the reason why matchmaking for normal matchmaking is so bad - there's no point if you can join matches directly).
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>>148668772
Wow, your ironic idiocy is so genuinely idiotic it stopped you from completing the post. It's very rare to see such a thing in action.
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>>148668342
I don't blame you for anything, I know you're just a community rep.
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>>148669049
Hello Jewfro
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>>148669149
My hair is pretty and straight :^)
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>>148668794
We are kind of doing all of this already.

•Casual Matchmaking (CMM) is being worked on atm and has been tested on live.
•Sever browser is going to stay open with a few deciated servers.
•Community/private servers are being worked on at the moment (How the interface, controls, etc will work)
•We are looking at Ranked Matchmaking to 1] fix it (same system as CMM), and 2] more more incentives it more.

Quick join is going away because it sucks balls.


>Also, mfw Dixu is the Raz impersonator, what a splergelord.
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>>148669580
fuk u
at least it keeps the thread alive
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>>148669661
kys
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>>148669661
Impersonate someone else
Do scrubstanze, it would be funny.
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>>148669580
>>148669661
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>>148669661
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>>148670101
Smile with teeths bitch.
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>>148668902

i'm sick okay please don't bully me
i suspect I was going to say something like "it's the skin of working class peasants and ethnics, for which I am too superior"
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>>148670390
> teeths
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>>148670474
I need to bully the sickness out of you, you're obviously suffering from a trash taste and it's not healthy for you.
>>
good night everyone
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>>148671265
Good night dixu.
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>>148671265
G'night Dixu
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>>148671265
Ciao majo.
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>>148669580
>Casual Matchmaking (CMM) is being worked on atm and has been tested on live.
Great.

>Sever browser is going to stay open with a few deciated servers.
Might result in imbalanced servers because people bypass matchmaking (I can imagine high ranks trying to find lower tier servers to farm people). We'll see once it gets implemented.

>Community/private servers
Not sure how to feel about this. Greatly depends on how they're implemented.
I can smell a huge security risk if players are actually able to self host and players can earn xp/creds on those servers.
I also think it's hard to build a server identity in this game. What would distinguish one server from another?
Generally, be careful with not dividing the community. Many empty servers are a lot worse than a few full servers.

>Ranked Matchmaking
I think ranks should just be determined by normal play. I don't see a point in dividing the two areas.
>>
>tfw have to main Proxy because I have the beta fighter card for her

The good thing is I actually like playing as her
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>>148672040
As long as you're not retarded it's ok
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>>148672229
>As long as you're not retarded it's ok
>Plays Proxy
>>
This vidya gaem has well designed female characters.

Fite me.
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So, how long before we scare Raz off?
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>>148669830
No one can impersonate a god.
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>>148672541
Can't deny
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>>148672541
Nader a best
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>>148672229
Am I retarded if I always prioritise objectives?
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>>148672861
Do you suicide mindlessly for them ?
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>>148669580
Can you color my clantag pink, please? I'm a famous streamer
>>
>>148669580
>>148671820
Oh, also, I think I've missread some of your points.
If with "dedicated servers" you mean "servers not affected by matchmaking" then that's great.
If community/private servers are hosted by SD and only there for the purpose of hosting private matches, then that's great as well.
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>>148672948
Why, yes I do but only in special situations, like
>10 seconds left before round end
>Literally only 1 second of repairing needed
>Or only need to plant the bomb and it will pretty much instantly explode

Situations where it makes sense, basically.
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>>148673379
You should be ok in my book
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>>148672762
yes
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>>148673237
This is correct. Server browser and CMM would be two separate beasts.

CMM will work how Ranked works now in essence.

>>148673161
>Can you color my clantag pink
No Dixu. Also take off the trip.
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>>148670015
>>148674036
Is this ever getting done?
>>
GUYS I JUST DROPPED 91 KILLS IN ONE HALF
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>>148674793
Every time I read your trip it sounds like Jew Republic.
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>>148674830
>Is this ever getting done?
It is, but I have other release problem with other things that I am working in, and with the way I must deliver this pic to the world.
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>>148674876
Rhino is pretty good at killing lots of mindless newbies
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>mfw futa Raz
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>>148669207
Animebuttgirl69?
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>>148675693
You're gross.
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>>148664745
hey subzstance, nice excuse you got there

you could always try being good at fps games for once
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>>148674974
Cannot be unseen.
>>
>>148668342
>>148668693
>>No.
>Because you remove the hair or because they're naturally without hair?
?
>>
>10
>>
>I want to _______ Raz!

well?
>>
>>148681006
I want to play DB with Raz
>>
>>148681006

hug!
>>
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Weed skins are dumb (pronounced dum-buh)
I want a refund
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>>148683490
you get #420 dollarinos
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Haven't used proxy since Gen2 cards came out. How good is lock on, exactly? Which are considered the best loadouts now?
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>>148684443
Just use the bomb nigger.
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>>148687128

I refuse to buy Fletcher. Not planning to use proxy much, just wondering what cards I should keep in stock.
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>>148689815
KE53 and H11, idk about remburgers
>>
Help
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>>148674876
52% ranked winrate in overwatch
>>
>>148697917
That was just 3 days of me playing ranked, I dont have a gpu right now to play it.

Once I get a gpu it will be around 75%
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>>148698530
>excuses
>rank 65
>52% winrate
>you are shit
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US East 7vs7 06.
Objective.
On my dev account.

Lesss gooooooo.
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>>148700714
kys
>>
>>148698530
I have a better winrate with a GPU from 2007
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>>148706665
I had to RMA my GPU 3 days into ranked.

Haven't played since then, which is why im only ranked 65 and with that bad winrate
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>>148702984
Annnd I'm done for the night.
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>>148707389
fucking kill yourself retard

fuck off
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>>148707470
But that's the real raziel.
>>
>>148707731
I dont care
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>>148707860
r-rewd
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:(
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>>148707986
You're talking to one of the hardest shitposters on the entirety of 4chan. He isn't imaginative. He isn't amusing. He has nothing of worth to say. All he does is one of two things: he either makes the laziest possible insult, or a narcissistic diatribe.

Don't feed it. Let it fester and die.
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>>148658716
You get like 15 fragments for lead cards and you need a trillion billion for a cobalt, who gives a shit if it's cheaper for a new player? new players don't, they don't even know. It's certainly not cheaper credit-wise for them, because they're going to be spending their money on getting new mercs.
>>
>>148697917
>52% ranked winrate in overwatch

You know what that means though? It means overwatch has pretty fucking damn amazing matchmaking system.
>>
>>148665298
>you can turn credits into cards with ease by buying cases and maybe getting a higher rarity than lead
>you can't to anything with fragments other than craft
>they limit the flexiblity of the players and at the same time reduce the value players get
>>
>>148712215
Meanwhile you pussies in Dirty Bomb are scared of going anywhere near matchmaking and cry 'WAAH WAAH UNBALANCED' every time you get your asses kicked. Only way it's balanced is when you curbstomp the enemy team of level 5-s.
>>
>>148712364
WTF is balance in an First person shooter?

Fucking incredible. This game attracts no competitive players, you all are just a bunch of bitches. WAH WAH WAH fucking WAH.

Here's a fucking suggestion: get good

YOU ARE PLAYING A FIRST PERSON SHOOTER

WTF IS BALANCE???????

Here comes the downvotes, all of the hurt feelings. You guys suck, always bitch about making things easier for yourselves instead of learning how to triumph. I hope you do that in life because you'll just have a bunch of people not giving a shit.

#WTFISBALANCE
>>
>>148712448
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balance_%28game_design%29
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>>148675693
>you won't sniff futa Raz pits while jerking her off
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Good morning /dbg/ :^)
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God damn it, redeye is far better than any medic for support xp missions. Just look at all the free xp flowing in!
>>
>>148718686
Why does it say you get some huge level reward when you actually get nothing?
>>
>>148717682
Hi :3
>>
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>>148719543
Because SD fucked up and haven't bothered fixing it yet. Here, have this fancy table with all the level up rewards. If you get something that's not listed here, it's a bug.
>>
>>148720938
I got arsenal crates, and they're not listed for my level
>>
>>148721372
I'm going to need your Steam ID so we can remove the unintentional Arsenal Crate from your account and ban you for two weeks, thank you for your cooperation.
>>
>>148721494
AnimeGirl99

Thanks for the help
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>>148721802
Did I do something to upset you anon?
>>
>>148722224
You're existence
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>>148722314
>>
anyone else getting weapon swap delay and swings not animating if you do it right as the weapon comes out.
>>
friend of mine gets kicked at the start of every single match
i get a 2 min receiving data loop every match end when moving to the lobby
great
>>
>>148722840

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who has no problems whatsoever when playing this game
Have you considered the possibility that the game is punishing you for not using the Dreiss
>>
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>it's the episode where you hard carry a team of suicide proxy shitters to victory and they actually believe they did good.
>>
>>148724326

>tfw there will never be a dirty bomb card battle game
>>
>>148724953
Knowing the time you need to get one, it's for the best
>>
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So turns out I'm a stupid mouse! How cute :3
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>>148726479
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>>148726479
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>>148726479
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>>148730314
Are we still supposed to get cases today ? Didn't got any
>>
>>148731254
Today's reset hasn't happened yet.
>>
>>148730314

that better not be carbon or I will be in possession of strong envious feelings for your person space
>>
>>148731382
It's carbon, can't you tell from the picture one the card? Look at that ugly as fuck square pattern. Urban looks way better.
>>
>>148731328
thanks
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>>148731382
>>
demos when
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>>148732281
2023
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Post Victory Poses!
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>>148723506

Soon as I fucking say this my game starts crashing every time a lobby changes to a new map
Down with this sort of thing
>>
>>148732902
should've used your dreiss
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>>148732957

I was!
Maybe I need two Dreiss in my squad
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>>148733174
Why not THREE DREISS?
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>>148733862
Do you get crashes? Please, I need to know!
>>
>>148734704
I play a lot so I get everything.
>>
>Due technical ingame issues we unfortunately have to postpone the Open Cup! Stay tuned for updates!


>only 4 teams sign up
>technical issues

LMFAO
>>
>>148735315
why do I even bother getting a team together in this buggy shitfest...
>>
ded
>>
>>148735884
Shame.
>>
>>148735315
There are 7 teams though.
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>>148732427
Victory poses or victory potatoes?
>>
Do you think raziel ever has experimented with other girls?
>>
>>148741151
i asked her once and she said yea
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>>148741151
Naw, desu thought about it, but the two girls in my HS that asked me out where not up to my standards for various reasons.

Since then I just haven't cared at all. So good chance I never will.

>>148735315
>>only 4 teams sign up
I was scared there for a moment, as far as I can see more than 4 teams signed up. Sheesh.

>>148733862
Why would you do this. Why.

>>148730314
Good things do come out of cases.
Occasionally.
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>>148742295
>raziel in a threesome with two other girls
Hnnnng
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>>148742568
Not happening.

Tame that imagination of yours.
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>>148742738
>animegirl x raziel
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>>148742738
>Geralt in a threesome with two other guys
Hnnnng
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Raz! Any news on Turktle? and the 2nd gen Humble Bundle cards?

Thanks
>>
>>148743280
Nothing on Turtle, just the standard he is being worked on and is coming along.

As for the Humble Bundle stuff, likely won't happen until Casual Matchmaking is fixed, if HB ever happens again.

>image limit reached, noooooo.
>>
Recently joined (again)
I was wondering when the next free rotation starts.
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>>148744490
Either this wednesday or the next one, not sure.
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>>148745306
>>148745306
>>148745306
Image limit reached
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>>148731590
Good loadout but bad skin
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