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Megadimension Neptunia VII has been released for Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/460120/
Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
http://pastebin.com/JzqLntvS
Four Goddesses Online: Cyber Dimension Neptune in production. Platform and release date not yet announced.
http://gematsu.com/2016/04/first-four-goddesses-online-cyber-dimension-neptune-details
Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls releasing in October for NA.
>>148363968
>>148364235
This is a general of a PC franchise, why would we care?
>>148364235
>>148364421
>>148364421
Because neps are love
Vert is best goddess.
I loveOrangeheart so much.
>>148364508
Dude, how are you always in the first posts of every thread in all the years I've ever visited this thread? Do you sleep?
Or you get /nepgen/.
>>148363497
My dick cannot stand Orange Heart.
>>148364662
Here's a pic:
REI DINDU NUFFIN SHE WUZ A GUD GURL SHE WUZ ON HER WAY TO DA BASILLYKOM AND TURNIN HER LIFE 'ROUND
the 4 Main CPUs vs the 3 Dark Souls Protags and the Hunter from BB. Who wins? Bare in mind all of them have bested Demons and Gods and the Hunter has bested Old Ones with zero form of practical armor
>>148364662
At this point I wonder if it's just a bot.
I'm French. I'm cool.
>>148364848
Yeah, I was wondering that myself, probably easy to make? I'm computer illiterate though so no clue.
>>148364662
I get lucky sometimes and I do sleep.
>>148364848
Not a bot.
You guys have a lovely day.
>>148364927
No, you're a frog.
>>148364962
Simple if you can bypass the captcha. Otherwise almost impossible.
>>148364927
the french were never cool
Uni is great.
Friendly reminder Umio could slam any pussy he wanted./
>>148365523
So, like, 4chan pass doable.
>>148365817
With what? Fish don't have dicks.
>>148365903
>>148365994
Fish also don't have ears.
>>148365630
>ソウルズコンビネーション
>no Soul Combination in V-II
I'm sad, that was my favorite IF combo move.
>>148366081
>>148366245
That and True Demon Slice.
>>148365572
a cute CUTE
>>148365572
What does Uni's kisses taste like?
>wanting a 3D model of Linda
>found a file unpacker for Rebirth 2
>there are over 200 ingame models
wew
This is going to take a while.
Okay, seriously.
-What's that red EX by Umio's XP jauge?
-Why are some attack commands highlighted with a star?
-Do supporting character recover SP?
>Junk Dragon's Plutia chapter
>>148367815
EX means the character isn't supposed to be there in the story, like if you carry characters over to a new game+.
The star ones are combo traits, go to your combos and read them. All activated combo traits deal critical damage and have perfect accuracy.
No.
>>148367815
-That EX basically means he's a DLC character, I think.
-It means you procced their combo trait, which means a guaranteed hit and crit.
-I don't think so, no, unless they have any ability or a game disc.
>>148366620
CUTE!
>>148364786
I want to pat Rei's head and tell her that she's worked very hard for so long and finally give her some recognition.
She's so good at filling me EXE drive bar. Love her.
>>148365994
Nah, they just spray their semen everywhere. So really, what we're looking at is a bukakke harem.
>>148368001
>>148368040
Ha, that means 100% accuracy and crits? Shit, that's awesome.
It appears though I misunderstood how combo traits worked. I thought they were mandatory, turns out they adds bonuses.
Also,dark purple bosswas FUCKING AWESOME.
>>148369867
Yeah, I just checked, I misunderstood how traits work. Guess I skipped it too quickly.
Most other nations have generations of CPUs, right? But Tari has just the one. Obviously that's because Tari only had a grand total of one CPU ever, but how has Rei survived so long? The fact that there are past CPUs lead me to believe that CPUs can die of old age or retire or something, which would also explain why Candidates exist.
Histoire : cheekiest oracle or cheekiest oracle?
>>148370868
Hey, don't forget the Tari Jaguar.
>>148369247
I find Umio to be better with a 14 and 10 hit rush move unless if she gets something better later on. I only have them at about level 33.
>>148370992
Speaking of oracles, I'm a bit surprised that most of them have Japanese names when you consider how most other characters and places in Neptunia don't.
>>148371291
"We don't know how to localize this so we're going to leave it as-is."
>>148371152
I didn't get Umio. Only got the big 3.
I kind of want to see CH make a full blown Magical Girl JRPG now. The transformation sequences in VII were sweet.
>>148372030
I want a mix of VII transformation scenes with FFF's in a game.
>>148372030
You mean... Omega Quintet?
>>148372306
Ehhh, maybe with less idol stuff. I was thinking more of a traditional Magical Girl JRPG.
JUMP HIGHER YOU PIECE OF SHIT
THERE ARE JUICY ITEMS THERE
>>148372490
Acquire stardom
>>148372306
Man, I really should get a Vita
On a side note, I finally found out what Insecure Feelings reminds me of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0bIzwGVfUY
It sounds similar to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVLtnJhhO5I
>>148372818
Omega Quintet is on the PS4 though
>>148372445
I wouldn't mind a magical girl game myself as well. Love magical girls, but they've been getting pretty stale lately. Madoka Magica shaked things up a bit, but now there's just shows trying to become the next Madoka every now and again and it's just another status quo thing now.
Hopefully the sort of humor we all love from Nep games would work in a magical girl game too. Something that pokes fun at all the tropes and stuff.
Nepgear is in trouble!
>>148373357
>ps4
Well shit. I always just assume Vita with this stuff.
>The causing ?????? ??????????
>Please ???????? whether it waits
>All the data that is not saved disappeared
>It will continue if enter is pushed
That's a nice font. Almost makes me forget about how much I want to spank Uzume.
>>148373702
Its really fun to put her into trouble.Fetishes
>>148374139
For the ?s:
error occured, reboot
>>148374139
The caution!
Error recovered
Please reboot
Whether it waits
All the data that
is is not saved
disappears
It will
Continue if
Enter is pushed
>>148374137
It was actually Compile's first PS4 game. I can sorta feel echos of it in VII, somehow...
>>148374692
Aw, I was so close with >>148374694. I was close though, just misread "occured" as "recovered".
...Somehow
>Lowee is full of furries and lolicons
Sasuga
>>148374692
"Please reboot whether it waits?"
Also, nice parkour here Neptune.
Damn the game is getting rough after Dark Purple. Almost always 7 monsters with AoE attacks. I'm happy I got the DLCs character, it's a little more balanced at 4vs7.
>>148375814
Leanbox is filled with pigs, so it's okay
>>148375814
*poo egg blush*
>>148375814
Steamax spinoff with MGR gameplay when
>>148376798
Purple Heart is so cool.
>>148377072
She's asking for a video of her younger sister being raped so she can masturbate to it.
>>148377228
Yes.
Not sure if anybody cares for them but I reuploaded the magazines that were missing from the pastebin in the OP
Magazine HDN 1
http://imgur.com/a/OTAmw
Magazine HDN mk2
http://imgur.com/a/Bv2O4
I thought I had the anime one but apparently not.
Also, was there ever a higher res version of this released?
>>148377228
And she's cool as fuck while doing so.
>>148377319
On behalf of the thread, thanks.
>>148377260
That's not cool.
>>148373357
Yup. Which is why I think Compile Heart would be a pretty good fit. Between Neptunia and their Otome games, they have a pretty big female audience anyway so a full blown Magical Girl game seems right up their alley, especially with as you say, the humor poking fun of the tropes in those shows.
>>148377319
Neat. I hope someone updates the pastebin cause I'm too lazy to do it.
>>148377319
Thank you very much, Anon!
>>148377319
Here's the anime one.
https://mega.nz/#!k88X1ZyJ!0MXRa4j1UY17iV84Epgk-hziLU56YyuZ46SYc3s1SY8
Guys help me, I want to spank Uzume and ruin all her coolness.
Also, that's pretty neat, there's the details of all the bonuses I accumulated. Rebirth one and two can't figure compare.
Uzume is pretty darn cute. I'm not even sure I have a favorite Nep, I love most of them.
Purple Heart is beautiful though.
>>148378915
Perfect Heart is pretty much perfect, even is Blanc is cuter.
But Uzume's gap moe thingy is adorable.
>>148370868
That's because tari is a ultradimension nation, which don't have multiple generations of goddesses.
I also found some .p3t files which I'm assuming are the PS3 themes, although I only have Noire, Vert and Blanc but not Neptune.
https://mega.nz/#!oM4mnQgA!EUbiTWYMkH8pLCqsUYLFygsrpt0Gquiv7xt6UMZxyo8
>>148376027
Only because S-Sha was the only actually evil Gold Third.
Um. No?
I thought a large part of V's plot was that there was a lack of CPUs when the story started, with Lowee having a monopoly on it, and most humans preferring living by themselves rather than being protected by a CPU?
>>148379693
There was Lowee and Planeptune retard
>>148380285
Shhhh, the grown ups are talking.
>>148379693
Well, no, most people were under Lowee's protection when the game started, they just started flocking en masse to Lastation once it was founded because the Playstation is better.
People outside of nations do exist, but they aren't the majority.
>>148380451
>People outside of nations do exist, but they aren't the majority.
Ha. Okay.
>>148379478
She wasn't evil, really. Just really deluded and misled
>>148379104
Huh. That actually makes sense
>>148380632
Nothing a spanking can't fix, if my hentai books are to be trusted.
>>148380379
>*adjusts fedora* phew he almost got me there
>>148380898
Only if you get past this hero
>>148381061
Hentai books taught me that nothing can get in the way once the plot started.
>>148380528
They don't go into detail about it, but the impression I got is that the people who live outside the protection of the CPUs are the gamindustri equalvalent of those crazy redneck survivalist types.
>>148381176
Pretty sure country-uniting muscles are a whole new beast
>>148381301
Iffy's kind of cute, especially with an HD portrait sprite.
>>148381190
The impression I got was that most of Planeptune's citizens were former independents, since Blanc only takes action when Noire build Lastation.
>>148381301
If he dies to less than three arrows, he's a scrub.
>>148381389
He's the true hero of the game. Please respect him, his muscles and his sheer determination
>>148381603
I respect people that can use a weapon.
People who just have muscles don't deserve respect.
Do you respect a man who has a firearm, or the man who actually know how to repair and use it?
>>148381742
I respect the man who knows how to use his muscles as a true weapon. Spoilered because ruining this for anyone who hasn't reached the end would be sad.
>>148381968
Then forgive me if I don't click because I still haven't gotten Neptune out of Zerodimension.
>>148381968
That is from the route split, right? I still need to reload an old save and do that one, I don't get why they didn't just have you play through both.
>>148382293
Yeah, Hyperdimension has a ton of fun events
>>148382293
That annoyed me considering they made you play through 4 of the goddess routes then suddenly they change they're mind. Shitty way to add replayability.
Reminder
Look at how prosperous Lowee is. It's partly thanks to Rom. I enjoy Rom.
>>148383821
Fuck off
Lowee is not a communist nation due to the efforts of Ram. I relish Ram.
>>148344393
Now this is the type of retards I can't get over with in this gen.
>"hurr durr it just want attention"
Did your mom just sit there, pulling a lump of faeces and teach you that was all respect was about?
This is the kind of unsightly failures in real life that you are gonna see, when it grows up and gets beat the shit out of it for being a detestable scum, crying and crawling back to its basement to shitpost in the internet. Making it get the only comfort in life.
This type of retards really pisses me off and I know shouldn't mind so much about kids but it just keeps challenging the low of my social experience.
This will make sense with the fact that I was the one actually being bitched at by another anon for no fucking reason, and when I tried to use reason to refute, this pathetic piece of fuck had to jump out and to vomit the shit of "it's enjoying the attention you're giving it" without knowing what's happening.
Sincerely, do you know just how digusted it has made me feel?
Sometimes if fists can work, so much unpleasant things would disappear.
But sadly no.
This type of unthinkable naupathia is exactly what keeps me wondering. Exactly what I don't feel good about these threads and have to get a say from it.
Every piece of thought I have about this is fucking disgust. Sincerely nauseous.
>zombie's back for more ownage
>>148384335
You need to take a break. You really need to take a break
>>148384459
I don't come to complain about hetshits this time. I never really did that last thread anyway, but still, and this is something personal, I just feel too disgusted with people like that.
And it's been 12 hours. Do you fucking rest?
Ha, the filter is acting up. I guess some underage ESL has been spouting shit again.
>>148384985
Just tell me you are that person or not.
>>148384985
Yes, Liz is here again.
And now with more colours. Colours are cool.
I love Noire more than anything in the entire world!
I missed last thread, I am a little disappointed in myself.
>>148386337
Commit sudoku, Secretary.
>>148383821
>>148384027
>>148383872
>shitty memes
>>148386769
That you're in for a spanking, Rom, until you clean that foul mouth of you.
>>148386769
I'll show you a shitty meme
>>148380632
Yeah nah. Fuck that.
Sacrificing a literal million people that YOU turned into pigs (and never changed back which is the weirdest part) for one person is BULLSHIT.
Needs of the fucking many mother fucker.
>>148386337
Secretary pls
>>148387268
!
... Just a box.
>>148381301
Dogoo Man was definitely one of my favorite characters in VII.
Is there any way of boosting the success chances of steal?
>>148388086
fuck off warechu
>>148388086
>>148388371
Ask her.
>>148384335
Calm down.
>>148388672
Don't pay attention to it, you'll only encourage it further. Just report and ignore it.
>>148388716
Who the fuck do you think you are? I guess he's right about you.
>>148383821
>>148384027
Give me three reasons why I shouldn't spank you.
>zombie tries samefagging
>... but it fails, because it's too dumb to change its posting pattern
How pathetic. Oh well, a retard can't become a useful contributor to the thread in 20 minutes I guess.
>>148388716
>>148389112
Dude, just stop. It's baiting you.
I know you want to argue with it, but just consider the following :
1) you'll never convince it to stop because it's enjoying the attention you're giving it,
2) you're only encouraging it to shitpost more with the attention you give it,
3) you make us all look bad by wasting your energy with a retard.
Just report and ignore it. And filter "hetshit" if you don't want to see its posts.
>>148389112
First of all, I do not samefag.
>B-But there can't be another person who actually read his post and felt for him!
Second, I officially declare that >>148389328
is beyond saving.
I sincerely hope Hell exists solely for you, son.
But is it a little too rough? I always considered myself a man of love and mercy. Argh. Mind not.
>>148365572
What's a uni?
How do you feel about HDN1?
Did you finish?
A wild Uzume appears.
>>148390843
Your post is beyond saving because you aren't realizing that what you're doing is what that post is trying to say. Go fucking kill yourself, zombie, you're not worthy of being praised because no one defends you and instead everyone hates you.
Reminder that tangerines kick ass.
>>148390995
She's a thief, just like >>148388618
>>148391524
I prefer her Umio swimsuit.
>>148393182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ok5AV7ZrM
NepuBuran
>>148384335
>>148384738
Oh, hey the pompous jackass is back.
You know, you are not actually "refuting with reason" those accusations of being a pompous jackass when you act like one writing essays insulting everyone who disagrees with you as being beneath you.
>>148391075
Story was pretty good and the characterization actually had the Goddesses feel like real, deadly enemies. Arfoire was also more competent. The item system was a nice idea but the execution was flawed. The free combo system was kind of neat.
I platinumed the game.
Pururu
>>148391075
Its gameplay is so shit it still remains a miracle how it made enough money to justify a franchise.
>>148390995
A dead console.
>>148395321
Neptune sure has a cute wife
I love you too, Liz...
This is puru.
>>148397351
she's engaged to Neptune
>>148397351
Wait, that's not it.
>>148397836
science
Why is Stella so bad?
>>148367539
It took all afternoon but I finally managed to get Linda working in xnalara.
She's kind of hard to pose though.
>>148400221
because she dies more than Kenny
NOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGHHH
Neps in gorgeous bra when?
Goodnight, nepgen
>>148404783
Sleep well.
Have you ever asked yourself simply why?
Why is VII black heart's vulva so puffy i mean dayum
>>148404956
Every day
>>148404956
It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this DIMENSION IS MINDLESS!
In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them!
They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Gehaburn may revel in their blood!
And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free!
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! LET GAMEINDUSTRI BURN!"
Nepgear is always lonely because all her friends are weak.
THIS
>>148405534
friends are for the weak
>>148405009
It's because, like several other neps, she has adick.
>>148405631
IS
>>148405780
NEPUGIAAAAAAAA
>>148405631
>>148405780
>>148405939
Smile.
>>148405939
Killing people is not good thing, Murdergear.
>>148405939
"Ha! You thought I was Nepgear? It was me, Nepgiaaaaaaaaa!"
>>148405939
>>148406430
>>148406818
https://instaud.io/sSc
>>148406991
>english
>>148407053
I know, aren't you glad he made the right choice?
>>148407146
Consider suicide.
>>148407340
Nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UIhMZKjL0
>>148407340
>>148407340
Consider moving to Japan to be laughed at.
>>148407495
Consider drowning in a pit of your own feces.
>>148407581
zombie? is that really you?
holy shit can I get an autograph or something?
>>148407674
Dude really?
Hello friends! It's me ghost, just stopping by to see how all my pals on /nepgen/ are doing this fine thursday morning.
>>148408084
I didn't mean to make Noire pregnant
>>148407674
No fuck you and I'm not gonna post an autograph cuz that's exactly when you are gonna report me for fucking avatar fagging
And I don't really bitch at people for choosing dubs.
But still
>dubs
>>148408084
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/australia/sydney
>>148407986
well he's the only douche pompous enough to tell someone to drown in shit for not listening to ching chong neps.
so about that autograph...
>>148408412
But it's 3pm in Sydney
>>148408431
You're new here aren't you?
>>148408745
He's right, though. Dunno about the zombie thing, but /nepgen/ generally doesn't get into sub vs dub shit. English Neps and Jap Neps alike are cute.
>>148408895
>doesn't get into sub vs dub shit
Just don't say the word dub
>>148409090
Again, people who aren't new here don't really care.
Anybody greentexting is almost guarenteed to be /v/itagen
Love your Nep how you want to.
>>148408895
>/nepgen/ generally doesn't get into sub vs dub shit.
Yeah, you are new here.
Come on, there are entire Nepgen memes built around that. It just doesn't explode so much because usually it fizzles out to generic greentexting.
>>148409282
There are Nepgen memes built around shitty translators (and even that's debated) that no longer exist, not the voices themselves, idiot.
>ur new
Oh fuck off.
>>148409090
Psstdub
>>148409464
>>148409464
Yeah, right, that's why the dancing weasels became a meme. And the vomit macros.
Fucking lurk more.
>>148409801
>weasels
>>148409530
>>148410013
Uni doesn't deserve Nepgear's love.
>>148409880
Whatever dancing woodland creature, who the fuck cares.
>>148410013
Uni deserves better.
>>148410053
Cute English VA.
>>148410074
It is hard to love a dead person.
>>148410259
Hey now, the Vita has plenty of great games coming out, such as
>>148410147
They are NEWTS
N E W T S
>>148410328
(You)
>>148410390
>implying I'm a sentient portable game
>>148410328
new fate/something
ateliers
SeHa
more ateliers
2kiden
list goes on
>>148410328
What's a Vita?
>>148410341
Do I look like a cartoon zoologist to you?
>>148410713
This girl.
>>148410713
[Data not found]
>>148410787
That's pretty insensitive of Uni.
>>148410836
>>148410795
>>148410713
>dumb pc posters
>>148410725
You could've at least identified them as some sort of lizard.
Weasels... honestly
>>148410725
You look like a massive weeaboo
>>148411075
>that Nep
>>148411174
But Mina always looks like crap. Mina had a hard life.
>>148411174
>that font and character spacing
Another reason the retranslation is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubbish
>>148411250
At least we'll never see Mina again
>>148411075
Why thank you, so do you.
>>148411380
>Mina's RB3 in-game battle quote is "I'm glad the game remembered I'm here!"
Can any character in Neptunia, or perhaps JRPGs say they suffer the same amount as Mina?
>>148411302
>Another
What are the previous ones?
>>148411631
don't respond to it, anon
>>148411504Kuromeprobably. Steamax and Financier have their moments, too. Mina had her time, it just wasn't memorable
>>148411631
Being borderline ESL
Being selective as fuck in what it decides needs to be fixed
>>148411695
Don't butt in if you have nothing to say
TestPerfect Heart
Greatsword Nep > Katana Nep
This is objective in both terms of aethetics and gameplay
>>148411876
I prefer WH's Next transformation, outside of the very end of it
Megadimension Neptunia 7... Was that the one I played? Oh, let's check it out.
GRAND DAD?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QImBolnTVH8
Grind
>>148410328
Error, data not found.
>>148412726
I really hope the next game keeps a number of the VII characters. They're incredible
So why does Noire have a scouter?
>>148412928
What a slutty scene...
>>148413006
She needs to be precise
>>148413093
Ass to face tho
>>148413006
So she can play the roles of vegeta in all the dbz parodies.
>>148413283
I don't think Vegeta is her favourite role to play
Hail the Megami of ice-skating
>>148412452
>that slight smirk at the end
>>148412928
>>148413171
More like Lustation, why do they always have the sassiest and most dick arousing transformation?
>>148413708
I prefer K-Sha's transformation for the eye change and smirk
Under-rated goddess
Tell me /nepgen/, why does she wear the horn?
Also any thoughts on how I could improve the webums would be greatly appreciated.
>>148413928
Nice cutoff
>>148413928
>>148414098
Fixed, that was weird, it just cut-off by itself
>>148413708
Don't forget Uni's lewd as fuck symbol attack.
Long live Lady Uni,
Easy beautiful!
Long live Lady Noire too,
Tender lovable,
Good and hard-working.
Nepgear is for intensecrossed fingers hand holding
>>148417017
Which manga is this from?
>>148417325
Hello New World
>>148417325
Hello New World.
What creature is this?
>>148417519
Miracle of Universe.
>>148417519
CH should make Nep-Nep GO, so I can go out and catch a wild Uni
>>148417519
An indecent creature
>>148417772
Horny boy.
where the pudding at
>>148418067
Come back in 22 minutes
>>148418067
If you know where the hood is at then you will find your pudding.
Go now young Neptune.
>>148413928
She's got a unicorn horn because she isthe one
Reminder to join the Nep Discord https://discord.gg/P2SZ88U
>>148418248
>>148410212
But Uni and Noire is OTP. Yuri incest is the best!
>>148410212
School of the busty blondes
The winds of the king
Zenshin
Keiretsu
Tempa Kyouran
Look the chest is swelling up
>never played nep
>have rebirth 1/2/3 on vita anyway whenever I get done plat killzone merc, SSD, and project diva f
send help
>>148418475
That part made me laugh so hard, BASED ROBROS, THE SCHOOL OF UNDEFEATED BUSTY BLONDES
>>148418475
The best duo
>>148418571
relax
just let go
allow yourself to become nepped
>>148418571
Save yourself young one, for there is no turning back once you have been nepped, but if you do, join the School of Busty Blondes
I love Beru
Socutethis Vert
So I'm wondering, can CPUs get pregnant? Or are they infertile with their immortality? And if they can get pregnant, would their child just be a normal human or would it have the abilities of a CPU also?
>>148419530
WHEN'S THE IN-GAME SCREENSHOTS?!?!
>>148419573
>>148419675
I mean for 4GO, you fuckin' crogus
>>148419559
Given the fucked up state of CPU lore at present I think it's safe to say that not even the devs know that.
>>148419937
Pretty much at this point, yeah, unless they have the balls to do so
I need more Verts
Please help
>>148420319
>>148420453
A Blanner is fine too
>>148420649
Yes.
>>148419171
>>148419530
there's only one thing Vert is good at
U-ZU-ME
>>148421410
IS CUTE
>>148421526
>COOL
>>148420959
TrueRIDE DoubleVert vanilla when?
>>148421615
CUTE
>>148421696
>vanilla
You funny guy
>>148421708
COOL
>>148421825
your pic makes her look cute though, and lewd
>>148421886
Ok, I was defeated. Uzume Cute&Cool and a little bit lewd.
>>148422050
>little
>>148422050
>Uzume is...
Sorry.
>>148422131
Cool Cute Lewd! Uzume is CCL!
>>148422183
Uzume isHANNIBAL LECTER
God Eater's so cute. Makes me wanna play the games.
>>148423949
CH/Tsunako did a great job designing all V-II characters.
>>148423949
Look at her slutty outfit...
Why they can't wear normal outfits like Ram and Rom?
>>148394149
I notice it hasn't answered you.
>>148400715
Gimme (please).
>>148423949
I rather play with god eater chan if you know what I mean
>>148424230
Not like I hate her slutty outfit, it makes me feel funny. I really like her Levi outfit with the headband though, I feel like it suits her better.
>>148424226
Tsunako did a great job designing all the Neptunia characters.
>>148424583
I'm gonna call the police. It's a crime to be this sexy. She deserves a punishment.
Blanc is the only good character in Neptunia.
Fite me nerds.
>>148425746
No, Ram is better.
>>148425865
Ram is only good for spanking. At least Rom can heal.
>>148425845
Fite me 1vs1, I finished WoW twice, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!
>>148420959
Being sweet, adorable, and comfy? Wait, that's already more than one thing.
>>148425959
I don't need heal by Rom. I have a cute nurse already.
>>148426468
Warning : do not let Compa touch your genitals. She isn't a real nurse.
>>148426429
Being a toilet
I like how most of the gameplay in Neptunia is part of the plot (like the HDD thing), but there's still much to be done here.
New updated pastebin you lazy fucks.
http://pastebin.com/H3QgdV9f
Million Arthur does a lot of damage!
>>148426918
Add this for Re;Birth2 downloads:
https://mega.nz/#!sEc0WRCQ!dFlmtB43XfAyNFSrJ39pWvLSigf3A7L-fnJSs1i28sI
>>148426468
She falls onto the baguette and is impaled.
>>148428890
Should also add the retranslation, come to think of it.
Brown Heart when?
>>148428975
No, fuck you.
>>148430081
t. doerr
Okay, seriously, am I hearing it wrong, or does the dragon yells "FUCK YOU" and "FUCK" when you hit it?
>>148430081
Someone's triggered.
>>148430169
You might have ear cancer.
>>148430081
It's a Re;Birth 2-related download. Just because you personally don't like it doesn't mean it shouldn't be there.
>>148430163
>>148430376
>that samefagging
>>148430169
I always wondered : are you seriously supposed to 1vs1 that thing? In my game, we were 3vs1 and I still had trouble because he took half of PH's life in a single hit.
>>148429906
>Brown Heart
Intellivision-chan?
Can someone post the "Unwanted" Nepgear pic, I'm collecting Noires and Nepgears
>>148430908
Yeah, it's not that hard. Properly leveled and equipped the dragon does about 10% of PH's health per hit with a special attack that can do about 40%.
Just remember that skills are alot more useful in VII than they were in the RB games.
>>148430758
sorry doerr
>>148430918
Programming an Intellivision game is especially challenging due to the limitations of technology when the Intellivision was first manufactured in 1978...
There were only around 300 bytes of RAM memory to work with (That's "bytes", not "kilobytes"!).
Game cartridges could only hold 4k to 8k of program data. Only some of the latest releases were lucky enough to have more than 8k to work with.
Due to the above restrictions, games can only be programmed in assembly language. The code generated by languages like C is too large
Omg!
What is up with the steam cards for VII, did valve fuck up and forget to publish them onto steam or something?
>>148411380
So it's implying that HDN's Financier was a heretic that worshipped Purple Heart?
Also, I guess that's where she learnt to be hyper-competent from.
Please no.
>>148431163
Not that hard? I totally slaughtered all the mobs in the dungeon but the boss was really troublesome. If it weren't for Nepgyaa and Umio, I woulda ran out of healing herbs.
>>148432968
Financier is truly a glorious character, even her taste in CPUs is impeccable, Financier spinoff when?
>>148433109
It's supposed to be troublesome because, you know, boss and all, but, really, I didn't have that much trouble with him.
You did set up your combos properly and are using skills, right?
>>148366081
>>148365903
>>148364786
She and Armstrong could really go along
>>148433387
I spammed skills and am using combos, yeah. I killed it really quickly.
But the fact that it used the dragon raid thingy twice in a row and almost killed PH worries me. I pity the poor sap who doesn't have neither Umio or Nepgyaa, they're pretty much easy mode engaged.
Also
>pic
Momfoire please, try to contain yourself.
>>148433674
I didn't buy those two DLC characters, and just went with the three with actual events. Ancient Dragon didn't really cause any problems for me
What the fuck Nep.
>Let's start Arf4's torture teehee~
>I'll start by ripping her nails one by one hihihi~
>Then I'll pull her teeth out hahaha~
>Then I'll break her knees lolilol~
I'm spooked.
>>148433750
That's a relief I guess.
I can't believe nobody commented on the fact that Histoire has a fucking INSTRUCTION MANUAL.
I'm sure there's a button to shut her up somewhere.
>>148426918
Yeah, about that.
>VII Deluxe edition
>https://mega.nz/#F!iUhVkZJT!s3stLsYgFfhkr8pfGI2yZA
Is down.
>>148434567
I'm also sure there is a button to make her lewder
Anyone know where the hats for the 4GO cosplay outfits of Nepgear and Ram are in VII?
I already have the other two.
>>148434905
Surely. Just like Croire has probably several modes depending where you press.
Also, one more thing.
I may be overthinking it, but I think the spanking thing is actually very clever if you put it in context : it's the shift period where people start losing faith in their actual CPUs and weird rumours start appearing.
So in that context, it actually make a lot of sense for people to start making politically engaged lewd stuff.
To put it in perspective, some erotic pictures sold during the XVIIIth century in France were depicting Mario-Antoinette getting fucked by various males while Louis XVI was getting cuckolded, as people back then believed he was impotent, on top of being incompetent.
It would make sense for gameindustri's citizens to depict their CPUs at having illicits (maybe even immorals, through gameindustri's standards aren't our own) relationships with each others while ignoring the people.
>>148435254
>this entire post
>>148435254
Go back to read-only, IFI.
Beru!
>>148434994
nvm, I found the moon hat in lowee's shop and apparently I need the hyper bracelet to get the royal gear.
>>148435510
>implying I work for IFI
I'd be flattered if they offered to hire me.
>>148436170
BERUBERU
>>148436170
BEROO
>>148436729
How very lewd.
>>148434712
Who cares? It's just a low quality version of the artbook and 2/3rds of the OST anyway. We already have them.
>>148434905
You just have to shove the right patch into the mouth
>>148437043
I'm playing Monster Hunter. I can post more images of One Punch Gooman if you want, though
>>148437039
>>148437145
>WANPAN
>>148435254
>Mario-Antoinette getting fucked by various males
Hot.
>>148434905
Like real girls.
For example, I noticed that if I shove my finger in my girlfriend's nose, she get angry and turns into Pissty. Except she's as tall as me.
>>148437209
3, 2, 1 KILL SHOT
Another one.
>?????????? under starting
>Please for a while during connection
>Connection error
>It reboots in order to restart a system
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGqMPFmPWZ8
Jesus, Histoire is really getting harsh.
I bet she'll never believe Neptune went to recover that Sanshiro patch on her own.
>>148438124
Nah, Histy's being a tsundere to Neptune
What the fuck is up with Neptune and making people tsundere to here anyway?
>>148438274
Because she's even worse if you don't act tsundere.
>>148438274
Because she's like a kid : she'll find something to tease you about, so rather than letting her find something that really hurts your feeling, you act like a tsundere so that she just tease you about it and leave you alone.
>>148438124
>Nepgear smiling at the thought of ruling Planeptune.
I see she retained her Envy and Backstabbing skills from V.
>>148439353
>Neptune has left the party
>>148439394
>4chan erased the musical note
Okay. I guess 4chan doesn't like special characters.
>>148439134
>people still discuss whether its a thing or not
>>148439134
>ignoring the "kindred spirits" part
>>148439353
Nepgear deserves tender love and care, headpats andhandholding
>>148439682
We're all kindred spirits here.
That doesn't mean /nepgen/ is a giant faggot orgy.
>>148439134
50 images / 250 posts
Can we do et, nepgen?
>>148439610
I just want neptune i couldnt care now
>>148439729
And a little spanking too, because staying behind like that was a dick move.
>>148439883
>>148439353
Please, Nepgear was always the better CPU. Neptune always needs to be pushed to do anything of value.
>>148440152
Yeah, but once pushed, she doesn't stop until the situation is fixed.
Why won't you love Nepgear? I love Nepgear
>in RB3, Plutia and Neptune complains about the lack of direct road between Planeptune and Detroit
>VII introduces share roads
Screencap this : BigNep's notebook will be used in the next Neptunia games to capture monsters and use them somehow.
>>148440275
Sometimes, she goes too far to fix the situation.
>>148440490
Don't you mean Neptune?
>>148435254
I think it's a coincidence. No way IFI can be that smart when translating games.
>>148440690
I'm sure I mean Nepgear
>>148440152
Neptune plays the political game better though. She acts like a retard but creates incredible miracle chemicals and reverse-engineers secret Lastation-tech on the fly.
Does anyone have that translation some anon did for Blanc's My rule song?
>>148441202
You mean there are several people like?
>>148441220
I usually like Neptune but V Nep was what the fuck, good thing they fixed her in VII
>>148441220
>implying it isn't Lastation who reverse engineer Planeptune's stuff
Last time I checked, Shitstation was lagging behind.
>>148441202
>>148441532
Everyone in V was what the fuck, so it's just par for the course.
Superdimension and Hyperdimension crossover when?
I want Momfoire and Momsty to meet the neps.
>>148441675
MOM4 IS BEST AR4
>>148441823
THIS, MEIN NEGGER.
If /nepgen/ ever get sucked to the zerodimension, I'll brofist you so hard every dimension will feel it!
>>148430908
Thank god the PC version came out with the DLC characters ready to unbalance the game for people playing it, I wasn't looking forward to idiots complaining about not being able to beat Noire's route or even something as simple as the dragon.
How is there such a big skill deficit?
>>148441885
>THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER NEPGAME FEATURING MOM4
Fuck that shit, I need my Mom4, she looks so gorgeous and godly, truly the True Goddess
>>148363968
All goddesses are siscon
>>148441675
Wouldn't any yuri from SuperDimension count as incest since they are all sisters?
>>148441675
Superdimension Histy a best.
>>148443020
If there were any yuri, then I suppose you'd be right, seeing as they were all birthed by the true goddess
>>148440565
I want to caress her hips and brush her hair.
>>148441559
Maybe I used the wrong word for it, but I was referring to Neptune casually taking God Eater's God Arc and modifying it into shooting fireworks. A feat which surprised God Eater due to her taking like ten seconds to do so.
Just got the True Ending for ReBirth 1, I chuckled when Noire still stayed tsundere while thanking the player.
>>148364927
>>148435702
Buraaaaaaan...
>>148442621
I want to see HyperVert's face when she learns that she IS Blanc's big sister in another dimension.
>>148443523
Word.
>>148445080
>Just got the True Ending for ReBirth 1
OOH, GOOD FOR YOU. DO IT WITH A ROCKBAND CONTROLLER.
THEN WE'LL TALK.
>>148444310
The good word is "improve Noire's crap".
>>148371291
>>148371770
Oracle names are based off of Japanese memes.
Basically how /v/ will add an insult at the end of a company
>nintendrones, sonyponies, xbots, etc.
Nep-Nep memes just as hard in Japanese.
>>148441823
>>148441675
b e s t
>>148448605
I'd worship Momfoire.
>>148442809
But Green doesn't have any sister.
>>148448605
Having her as a playable character would be neat.
Just giving her more screentime would be neat.
>>148448832
That'd be a great change from the usual Arf4.
Anyone saved Arf4's cool-o-meter graph?
>>148439759
>That doesn't mean /nepgen/ is a giant faggot orgy.
Not for a lack of trying.
>>148448832
Alas, that would involve continuing the Superdimension, and CH seems intent on keeping things in the Hyperdimension, where Arfoire is dead as fuck.
>>148448330
How cute
>>148448959
It's not like they can't make the Gigadimension where Arfy is the lone CPU again
>>148440113
>blushing
>>148448959
What about a spin-off game about Arfoire and the heroes?
What would the original goddess even represent? Arcades?
>>148448959
Maybe we could tell IFI-kun that we want more Superdimension whenever he decides to lurk again? Maybe he could pass it on to the Jap HQ?
>>148449814
You really the Jap listen to anything the foreigner tell them?
>>148431045
>>148449519
A game about Arfoire and the heroes would go against people wanting Arfoire as the True Goddess and the one that metaphysically birth the Neps though.
>>148449967
IF/CH is small and not to mention currently jacking off over the western steam market. I'm sure they'll listen.
>>148450314
>metaphysically
>implying
Bitch you're not getting in the way of my pregnancy fetish
>>148450603
>video games
You sicken me.
>>148450819
Daawwwwwww...
>discord has to shill again after an admin went rogue and closed everything for the 4th time already
>>148448330
Stop making cry Rei.
>>148452060
>discord
Which nep would you :
>love?
>marry?
>start a family with?
>hatefuck?
>bully?
>work for?
>spank?
You don't have to pick a different nep for each.
>>148449814
Also more Rei, that's important.
>>148452859
Love: Nepgear
Marry: Nepgear
Family: Nepgear
Hatefuck:Nepgear
Bully: Nepgear
Work For: Noire or Vert
Spank: Uzume
>>148452859
>love
>marry
>start family with
>work for
>bully
pic related
>hatefuck
>spank
idk Iris heart seems suiting for that
>>148452859
>love?
Histoire
>marry?
Histoire
>start a family with?
Histoire
>work for?
Histoire
>>148453252
>>148452859
I LOVE BLANC
I WANT TO MARRY BLANC
I WANT TO START A FAMILY WITH BLANC
I'd hatefuck Blanc after we had an argument, as a way to make up
I WANT TO LOVINGLY BULLY BLANC BY CALLING HER CUTE
I want to work with Blanc so we can make the best nation ever
>spank
Fuck off
>>148453717
>>148453579
Young girls like Blanc are the best
>>148448731Asparagus
>>148453814
t. CFW Trick.
>>148452859
>love?
Kei.
>marry?
Kei.
>start a family with?
Kei.
>hatefuck?
Probably Kei.
>bully?
Uni.
>work for?
Blanc.
>spank?
Every nep. Yes, even Histoire and Croire.
>>148452859
All of the above.
>>148454234
So you'd hatefuck CFW Trick?
>>148454294
Are there people who wouldn't?
>>148454638
People who aren't into robots.
Haven't drawn Neps in a while
Gimme a simple drawing request
>>148454876
Kei being cute.
>>148453902
I'm not interested in little girls like twins, only in Blanc
>>148454876
Orange Heart holding her freshly spanked butt.
Or Kei.
>>148454876
>>148455117 here. I forgot something.
Please.
>>148454876
your favorite nep being cute
or you can draw mine being cute
>>148455530
>blanc
>smiling
Rom musta stolen Blanc's clothes.
>>148455530
He said something simple.
Not the impossible.
>>148455860
>>148456108
well fuck you too
>>148456275
Go get spanked by Vert, you aggressive brat.
>>148454876
a cute adult neptune please
Spankposting was a mistake.
>>148454876
Vert wearing jeans and a baggy T-shirt
>>148452859
Love: Noire
Marry: Noire
Start a family with: Noire
Hatefuck: Noire
Bully: Noire
Work for: Noire
Spank:fuck off
Just letting you know Neplunker is the fucking worst. I hope there are no good rewards for it.
>>148459735
You get to spank Uzume if you finish.
And you also get nice stuff.
>>148365741
>>148460264
What a cute christmas cake.
>>148454876
Sharing Field Tenkai.
>>148460567
That boss was epic.
Too bad it dropped so easily. Arfoire caused me more trouble than the giant.
>>148460695
>He doesn't know
If that was "epic" for you then I dunno what you will say after the next few hours
>>148459302
noire wouldn't mind spanking either anon
>>148460567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx98OS0XBfc
>>148460874
That girl is so full ofcuriosity.
>>148460814
As epic as the first dragon I fought in Skyrim.
It become boring after the third one to be honest.
>>148461025
I love magnolia eclair
Hey guys.
What ifFinancieristhe former Lowee CPU?
>>148462037
i miss her
>>148462037
In my headcanon,Chikais the former Leanbox CPU.That explains why she's so focused on Vert : at first, she wasn't okay with being cast aside and forgotten, but she saw the loli Vert, and decided that she was okay with it.
>>148462201
She willnevercome back.
>>148452859
Love: Plutia
Marry: Plutia
Family: Plutia
Hatefuck: Plutia
Bully: Rei
Work For: Noire
Spank: Rei
>>148419559
Only anally and the children would be candidates
>>148462795
She's been in nearly every mainline game.
>>148452859
>>love?
Puru
>>marry?
Puru
>>start a family with?
Puru
>>hatefuck?
Noire
>>bully?
Blanc
>>work for?
Vert
>>spank?
You
>>148419559
Technically, they aren't human, so they're sterile. They probably don't even have genitals.
>>148462341
That would make her the first Leanbox CPU, if the whole Vert is the 360 and hence there's only one other Leanbox CPU is true.
>>148463341
If tentacle monsters can have human-compatible genitals then so can they.
>>148463336
>spank?
>You
Oh my.
>>148463380
Vert is also the old Xbox in Plutiedimension, so that wouldn't work. But Chika could become Green Sister now.
>>148463551
I don't see how what Vert represented in the Ultradimension would affect the Hyperdimension, seeing how it is a different dimension and all.
They were also more like the companies or the franchise themselves in the Ultradimension rather than just one console.
SHARING
>>148466656
I don't think i want what she's trying to "share" with me.
>>148466895
>I dont know how clothes work : the post
>>148467221
I didn't realize they had 4chan available in the Zero Dimension Umio.
>>148466895
What are labia majora?
>>148460874
Is that a muppet behind her
JANPU
PYON
USAGI-SAN NO YOU NI
>>148468202
Kangaroo no yo ni is better
>>148468202
LIKE
>>148468727
WALLABY
>>148468983
>WALLABY
>you will never wear big nep's outfit
Why nep?
How do I fuck a nep
>>148470615
I'm sure you will never wear Vert's or Cave's, but Nep's is so simple you could get/make a replica.
>>148471710
>>148471710
But which nep?
If you want Noire, then how are you? Minimum requirement is 50.
>>148471859
Chika's outfit is impossible IRL.
>>148471949
>how are you?
I'm fine, thanks. 8/10 I'd say, it's been a good day. You said the minimum is 50 what, percent? That's 5/10, I guess unhappy folk are out of luck.
>>148471949
>how are you?
Fain sank yu
>>148472380
He wanted to say "how old are you" and that is just another disgusting fuck meme
DO NOT reply to this level of attention whore
>>148472296
You mean how it's skin-tight right under her breasts? It would be impossible to put on, there's no reason it couldn't exist on her. Perhaps she never takes it off.
>>148472516
It was a joke, just making fun of his English. In a very indirect way.
/nepgen/tachi, which Nep should I draw in her swimsuit; B-Sha or Famitsu?
>>148473012
B-sha.
>>148470615
It took me seconds to find multiple different people selling Big Nep hoodies, you could wear it.Unless you're a whale
>>148472592
>Perhaps she never takes it off.
It's not clothing, it's just a part of her body. Like Blanc's hat.
>>148473012
Dengekiko.
>>148473012
How about someone who isn't a nobody
>>148473172
>Unless you're a whale
Worse
I'm a skeleton
>>148473012
S-Sha
>>148472592
I mean this part of her dress.
I see some cosplayers attempted to make it but all failed.
>>148473234
I'd say it's better since you occupy less space.
>>148473220
Why bother drawing a swimsuit her when she already has an outfit just as slutty?
>>148473173
Another time, for sure.
>>148473220
It's precisely because they are nobodies that they deserve love.
>>148473429
I WANT TO COMMIT A CRIME
>>148473426
Your bed has space for both of us
>>148473012
FAMITSU-CHAN!!
>>148473734
So B-sha then.
>>148473349
Maybe a talented tailor could do it.
>>148473012
Famichang
Does anyone know if Nep VII always renders at 1080p regardless of your screen res. I want to know if Gedosato works in this game so I can improve performance making it render at 720p, since thats my monitor res.
Is it too much to ask for them to put recommended level range UI tips in neptunia?
With the way their scaling works, outside of the "sweet spot" you're either hitting zeroes, or they're hitting zeroes. It's really fucking hard to guess what a "reasonable level" for your characters should be for the campaign portions if you don't want all the fights to be unwinnable or completely trivial.
Like the bit where you go get the shahs
with my lv 30 team of candidates, I BARELY beat B-sha.
I went to level them up a bit at uncharted canyon to like 35, and then the rest of the shah fights were too easy, then with like other xp on the side from traveling around by the time I did the last shah fight, they were all 40 and it was basically a joke.
Similar absolutely applies for the previous neptunia games; I had "plot unwinnable" battles where I was pretty goddamn close or doing well before it shifted to cutscene and I was genuinely surprised.
Or other battles where they 1-shot someone in the first turn, and I assume the battle is unwinnable and just dick around instead of wasting SP and items on it, and when it ends it's actually game over.
>buying games with your dicks
Hope none of you guys do this
>>148477414
Tbh senpai it's what made me buy nep
>>148477414
To some here it's the only value of these games
>>148477414
Been there, done that. I don't think it was with neptunia though.
>>148477414
what else is there fampai?
>>148476679
>With the way their scaling works, outside of the "sweet spot" you're either hitting zeroes, or they're hitting zeroes. It's really fucking hard to guess what a "reasonable level" for your characters should be for the campaign portions if you don't want all the fights to be unwinnable or completely trivial.
This is true and I wish they'd change it somehow.
>>148477414
I buy them for the cute neps
Tsunako never failed me yet
>>148477414
I won't deny my libido is part of why I buy these games but I actually do enjoy the characters, interactions and the light hearted story for the most part. If I'm in the mood, grinding can be kind of comfy too.
Currently playing ReBirth 3 and I'm planning on 100% it, which means all achievements and a complete CG gallery on 1 file. This was a fucking pain in the ass to do in ReBirth 2.
I assume 3 playthroughs will be enough? I'm going to for Normal -> Good -> True because that makes most sense.
>>148478376
I think you'll get it with 3. Or 3 will get you, as it did me. The bullshit normal and good endings just sucked the life out of me and I never got past chapter 2 on my 3rd playthrough.
>>148477414
I did that with Senran Kagura. But... I was disappointed. I didn't like the characters nearly as much as the Nep characters.
>>148476530
Where do I find a Neptune model that doesn't have an ugly baby-face?
>>148478376
I suggest you do Good > Normal > True.
Good gets you far into the game to get Symbol Attack Gains so you can blitz through NG+ without having to do 99% of the battles.
>>148478376
3 endings should be enough.
Also, be sure to start on your treasure hunter as early as you can.
>>148478863
You can easily change the face on characters with ReiEditAA2. The problem I had was the striped socks, had to mod it.
>>148478949
Symbol Attack Gains seems very nice. But I generally want to get the worst ending first and best last.
>>148478962
Thanks for your advice.
>>148478962
I kind of died mid sentence.
I meant on V-II, be sure to work on using the scouts to find the hidden tresures as early as you can, but only bother with that on your second playthrough (true end) one, since they don't carry over (this is by far the most time consuming challenge).
You don't need to get the bad ending, it has no CGs.
Don't carry over you characters to NG+, it'll fuck up your DLC characters.
>>148476679
You could have just level up twice? Instead of 5?
In V-II, just 1 level can make a big difference, so 5 levels is actually too muchExcept when you grind from 100 to 999, there one level means almost nothing
I love V2, so many new Verts to post.
>>148479356
>Don't carry over you characters to NG+, it'll fuck up your DLC characters.
Are they ever going to fix this? Heard it was a problem on PS4 as well.
>>148479475
Probably not. But on NG+, just use the DLC weapons and your carried over level, and you should stomp everything just as easily.
>>148477414
Neptunia lives up to dick expectations though.
>>148479568
do items/money other than dlc things carry over as well?
>>148479939
If you want, but not into the separate stories in G chapter.
WHAT THE IN FUCK
>be me
>turn on computer
>it's an update episode
>why tho.jpg
>whatever, go about my day
>return 10 minutes later
>update stuck at 22%
>also says Warning: do not restart computer
>have to hard reboot it since this shit usually happens the first time it wants to update
>no choice but to reboot now, do it
>try to hit the power button
>IT WONT FUCKING TURN ON
MICROSOFT YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKS I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR MANDATORY UPDATES - WHICH BY THE WAY HARDLY WORK - AND THANKS TO YOUR SHITTY SOFTWARE MY HARDWARE GOT FUCKING RUINED.
I AM REALLY FUCKING TEMPTED TO SUE SINCE I LOST ALL MY FUCKING SCHOOL WORK, RPGMAKER GAMES, PERSONAL PHOTOS AND OVER 4000+ PICS FROM 4CHAN
DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE THIS A BLOG BUT AS A WARNING TO EVERYONE HERE: UNINSTALL WINDOWS 10!! DO IT NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE IM SO FUCKING PISSED
>>148480258
>UNINSTALL WINDOWS 10!!
Anyone with a brain didn't install it in the first place.
>>148480258
>also says Warning: do not restart computer
>restarts computer
Comedy gold
>>148480258
my laptop came with win10 built in, and when it pulls this crap i go do something else for a while
longest time "updating" was about a hour and twenty minutes, but yeah you probably shouldn't have forced it reboot
>>148480258
>>also says Warning: do not restart computer
>>have to hard reboot it
>>148477414
I don't remember why I got into Neptunia but I'm pretty sure that was at least a partial reason.
>>148481263
the grills
>>148477414
Nah, I bought it becauseit was on sale.
>>148473234
Spooky.
>>148476679
In VII, you can use an item to see the monsters' level, HP and stats.
>>148477414
I use my wallet like a normal person.
>>148481263
Fun fact : I got into Neptunia because I wanted to play a RPG that wasn't Dark Souls and thus would be relaxing. I was looking for a good old "Imma hit you, PAF, your turn, PAF, ouch my turn, PAF, your turn, PAF, okay I heal".
>>148482227
>dark souls
>RPG
>>148482340
RPG is pretty ill-defined, but you have a character sheet and gear and levels and everything, those are all mostly common elements
>>148482486
You have levels and skills in CoD too, does it mean it's an RPG too?
>>148482757
That's where it gets hazy, man. Most people actually do consider those "RPG elements" individually, but wouldn't generally consider it an RPG.
But nudge the bar a little further and you end up among games like Borderlands or Destiny. Would those be RPGs? They're also shit, but quality isn't what we're actually discussing here.
>>148482757
not that anon but id say technically yes, plus spending all that time playing to prestige that shit is basically role playing
>>148473172
>It's not clothing, it's just a part of her body. Like Blanc's hat
Blanc isn't a 2uhu, she can take off her hat if she wants.
>>148482757
No.
Improving your stats doesn't change your HP or damage, therefore it's not a RPG.
>>148482757
At this point Rpg is just a catch all term for any game that has levelable stats. You know, rpg elements?
>>148483347
>Juggernaut 1 - Reduces incoming damage by 25%, cancels out Stopping Power and Sonic Boom
Effective HP basically.
>Sonic Boom 1 - Increases explosives damage by 25%, cancels out Juggernaut
Bonus damage.
Just because it doesn't go "put one point for meaningless increments" way doesn't mean it's less of an RPG.
>>148483347
There is actually some progression in the newer ones.
But the actual definition of RPG varies by person. It comes from "role playing game" and technically you're "playing a role" in almost every game, so the name is a little unfortunate.
>>148483737
Perks aren't stats.
>>148483682
I remember arguments that IdolM@ster is a RPG
>>148483830
Technically, they'd be feats or talents or whatever which are absolutely RPG elements
Awww man, Nitro+ doesn't reference Demonblade at all. I was hoping she wouldaccidentally fall mouth-first onto a guy's dick and swallow
↑ That poster is Arfoire. Don't trust her lies.
>>148482757
Aren't most RPGs (that aren't MMO) turn based though? You even have the term "action RPG", implying most RPGs aren't action based.
>>148483830
It doesn't matter how you increase the base stats as long as they grow with levels.
Still DS is not an RPG, at best it is a dungeon crawler. Heck, even speedruns are done naked, which means stats don't mean shit for the completion of the game. Even HDN is more of RPG.
ITT : CoD kids are trying to say their favorite game isn't a giant piece of shit and it actually deep with a complex damage system based on elements and paper/scissors/stone mechanism
But that's wrong.
>>148453473
I WANT BLANC TO DO MY INCOME TAXES
I want to fuck your favorite nep.
>>148484471
LEWD
Reminder that Fire emblem is the superior Rpg
>>148484139
>implying most RPGs aren't action based
Well, that was probably true when the term was first came into common usage, I'm not really sure that's the case now
It's just kind of stuck
>>148477414
>>148481790
Honestly, I got into it because I happened to find Sustain of Lust on my daily search for newrape doujins, and it interested me enough that I looked up the games, and the Re;Births happened to be on sale that week. Now i'm trapped in neps forever.
>>148480258
Why did you have win 10 in the first place?
>>148484210
>Heck, even speedruns are done naked, which means stats don't mean shit for the completion of the game.
This is a terrible point. Speedruns are inherently going to forgo non-essentials. Being underleveled doesn't suddenly mean the leveling process doesn't exist.
It'd be like saying Sonic 2 isn't a platformer because speedruns use zips.
>>148484491
Joke's on you, not even I am sure who is my favorite nep.
>>148484210
>Heck, even speedruns are done naked, which means stats don't mean shit for the completion of the game
It's a testament to its design that you can play like that, but you are clearly intended to level up and progress from the outset for regular play
>>148484790
But Onee-chan, all Shantae speedruns use New Game + to start with all items, so clearly the game isn't a metroidvania.
>>148484491
Might as well just cut out the middleman and get the guy to dress up as his favorite Nep and fuck him.
>>148484937
I'll fuck every nep then.
Is your favorite nep fuckable?
>>148485270
Rei isn't to fuck. She's to love.
>>148485427
Stop bullying Nepgear, V did it enough.
>>148484790
>Speedruns are inherently going to forgo non-essentials.
Gear is a "non-essential" in an "RPG" game, lmao. But thanks for confirming DS is just a slasher where the stats only exist to clutter the character sheet.
>>148485392
Rei especially deserves to be fucked, extra hard.
>>148485270
Uzume is not for lewding anon.
>>148483814
Rpg is a terrible genre to begin with because it's about three distinct genres shoved under the same label because they happened to share elements with tabletop rugs despite having completely different mechanics and pacing.
>>148485589
What a meanie.
>>148485545
t. upset cod kiddo
>>148485545
Many hack and slash games are considered RPGs too though. I'm not really sure why you're implying that this is a bad thing, or that being an RPG is inherently a good thing, either, that's not really the point of this.
>>148485784
That's not convicing when prances around with her panties on show.
/nepgen/ - Genre Semantics and Fucking
>>148485270
Probably not
>>148480258
Isn't there a work around to stop updates on Win 10?
>>148485629
Gear would be one boring girlfriend.
>>148485629
Nepgear is a lewd girl who shows of her naughty side every night when she visits the Virtua Forest to "play" with the dogoos.
>>148485985
Is there a workaround for irrelevant computer bullshit in nepgen
>>148486386
Nope.
>>148486386
Yeah. Learning how to use filter. Or alternatively, stop being a whiny little baby.
>>148486138
The quiet, "innocent" types are the biggest freaks in bed.
>>148486527
>hey this guy keeps taking a shit on the floor
>just put a tarp over it it'll be fine you big fucking baby
>106 more posts to go.
Hold me /nepgen/, I don't know if we'll make it.
>>148485981
Gotta add that - Dick-Worshiping Symptom Management
How long has /nepgen/ been going on for now? Must be a few years, surely?
>>148487412
Since about 1997, back when 4chan was a usenet server
>>148484620
I bought it because it was on sale, and only really because I needed something to burn time onCute girls aren't a huge draw for me
Old men, shares, etc.
>>148484590
Thank you janny for taking out the trash.
>>148486929
Nepgear is the type of girl who will tell you to stop it while holding you tightly because she knows it feels so good and will tell how she loves most in the world as she climaxes
Rate my descriptions for the dogoo and Eden empire in Stellaris.
>>148488317
what was that
>>148487565
>1997
Fucking newfags. I remember back in the day, if I wanted to shitpost on /nepgen/ i'd have to go down to the Postmaster General's office and rent a out a pigeon. And those didn't come cheap.
>>148488505
Good descriptions.
>>148488538
One of the posts arguing about Dark Souls earlier.
>>148488543
>renting pigeons and not training your own
>>148488543
Back in MY day, we had to make a fire and use its smoke as signal to shitpost.
Until the day the local zombie caught on fire and died.
Since we have nothing to talk about, will we discuss about some of the posters here?
>>148488538
Some retard trying to suggest that CoD isn't the trash it is.
>>148488847
No.
>>148488687
It's not easy.
>>148365572
Besto
>>148365994
"...Oh yeah, I said fishfuck, baby
Im gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a river carp
And ram it up your butt..."
I remember when Ghost was an actual ghost and we had oracles to exorcise him every time he started to shitpost in broken latin.
Anyone tried the Neptunia mods for XCOM2 and Alpha Centauri? How are they?
>>148489376
>Alpha Centauri Nep mod
>>148489368
I remember when Latin wasn't a thing yet and we screamed at him in Greek and tried to calm it down with wine offerings.
Jannifer deleting my post just because I said his waifu is a slut.
>>148489376
There's an Alpha Centauri Nep mod? I know there was a Civ V mod and a Stellaris mod and I know about the XCOM 2 mods but Alpha Centauri is new to me.
>>148489376
The XCOM 2 ones are pretty decent. Not much to them, but they do what they advertise, and i've never had any problems with them. Can't say for AC though.
>been reading that fanfic where Nepgear is a boy
>it basically makes Uni cute as hell because she really sounds like she's totally tsundere instead of just trying to be angry for the sake of being angry
>but suddenly, VertxBlanc hijack
>"aaw cute"
>they marry
>"well, it's gameindustri, so maybe..."
>they have a daughter
>"HOW IS THIS EVEN BIOLOGICALLY POSSIBLE"
Welp. That was a thing. It started okay, went even more okay, ended out being WTF.
>>148489468
>>148489643
Yeah. Let me pasta from another place :
>Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri:
>[URL REMOVED DUE TO SPAM DETECTION]
>Made by an [REDACTED] anon, this contains four fully featured SMAC factions, in the form of the nations of Planeptune, Lastation, Leanbox, and Lowee.
>TO INSTALL:
>1) Have a copy of Alpha Centauri with Alien Crossfire.
>2) Extract the contents of the mod into your main game directory. Make sure the MP3s go into the Voices folder.
>2) Open "alphax.txt" in the main game directory with any old text editor.
>3) Search for #CUSTOMFACTIONS
>4) Just under that part, copypasta the following:
>neptune, neptune
>noire, noire
>vert, vert
>blanc, blanc
>5) Save the file; might wanna back it up first just in case something screws up.
>6) Start Alpha Centauri w/ Alien Crossfire.
>7) Play normally from there. Have fun with your Nep!
No, something's wrong with this gen.
Hours ago when I checked the posts there were contents containing yuri. Far as I remember some anon posted about UniGear pairings? Now they are all gone.
Someone give me a brief explanation, I appreciate it.
>>148490126
I don't see anything wrong with removing off-topic crap.
>>148490126
Posts get deleted sometimes.
>>148490316
So did you report them?
>>148490349
>implying
I doubt I can report stuff while sleeping.
>>148490349
Announcing reports is against the rules so he can't really answer that question.
>>148489965
>>"HOW IS THIS EVEN BIOLOGICALLY POSSIBLE"
Science, my friend. We can get sperm cells from women now.
>>148490519
>We can get sperm cells from women now
What?
No, seriously. I know we can clone people by reusing genetic material and implanting it in an egg, but getting sperm cells from women is new.
>>148490519
Which Nep's sperm would you drink?
>>148490630
Welcome to the future.
>>148490851
I need to get my vision augmented. I can't stand having glasses.
>>148490518
No, but this is a concern of privilege abuse and failure of community management, and thus I need some more actual feedbacks for the investigation.
Let's put it this way, how many users here believe that such contents ought to be removed?
>>148490630
iPS cells.
Were developed in Japan, coincidentally. Won the 2012 nobel as well.
>>148490970
Not me.
>>148490970
>he believes zombie's bullshit claims that mass reports actually do something
>>148490970
Did you not consider that a considerable number of these posts might have been by a single anon who later managed to piss off a mod enough to get all his posts deleted? Because that is not a particularly rare occurrence.
>>148486929
Even if she is a freak in bed, it doesn't matter if she is boring as fuck in every other aspect. Not worthy.
>>148489965
We already have Noire as the tsundere, we don't need 2 of them, really.
>>148491574
Nepgear is just normal, not boring. She just seems boring compared to the rest of the cast of neurotics and memers.
>>148490519
I've seen a baby mouse that has 2 mothers (her name is Kakuya), but I don't know how it's going for humans.
>>148491049
>>148491158
>>148491305
Thank you.
>>148491914
No, IF is normal. Nepgear is just more normal than IF, which makes her boring.
>>148492228
IF is a normal human, Nepgear is literally a goddess
>>148492228
IF is chuuni as fuck dude, how is that normal?
>>148492335
It's normal for teenagers.
>>148492373
By V-II she is literally 200 years old
>>148492335
I always said that spanking IF would cure her chuunism. But everyone is like "but chuunis are cuter", "IF is fine the way she is", "who are you and what are you doing in my house", "holy shit spankfag decide yourself which nep you want to smack already".
>>148492335
If she reads this, she will doom you with her dragon eye
>>148491014
>Japan is so desperate for babies they found a way for women to knock up women
>>148492335
yuuta please you know that's endearing
>>148492316
She is a goddess who manages to be less interesting that a human. Amazing.
Man, I wish the IF spin off was something related to her La Delphinus and knights stuff. Just imagine it.
>>148492659
Nah, the only spin off we need is Momfoire trying to raise the CPUs into not being useless pile of shits.
>>148491014
>science babies are real
J-just like my anime
>>148493373
This.
So we talked about this but couldn't reach a consensus.
Which nep is best mom?
>>148495859
Rei
>>148495859
Plutia.
>>148495859
>>148496117
>>148496172
I don't fucking understand. No I just don't.
>>148495859
Beru has the optimal hips and tits for breeding, and she needs someone younger than her to dote on. No other Nep compares.
>image limit
New thread
>>148495258
>>148494178
Fuck off
>>148496405
Rude
>>148495859
Rei
>>148496405
Why you rude as that? I just said the truth.
This is Nepgear.
>>148496967
I am Nepgear.
>>148497001
curses foiled again
>>148497001
Square
>>148497001
>>148496967
No, I'm Nepgear.
>>148497001
>>148497075
How can either of you be Nepgear if i'm the real Nepgear?
>>148497075
>>148497112
What the goodness, since when did I get so many imposters? I'm the real Nepgear!
>>148497112
How do I know you aren't Nepugia?
>>148496347
No, Vert needs an older sister.
I'm ConquestGear.
>>148497261
>>148497267
I'll flash you my pantsu. Only the real Nepgear would wear pink shimpan like this.
Need 6player for maf. Anyone?
>>148497580
>*imouto
>>148497306
No pic
>>148497657
The real Nepgear wouldn't intentionally flash her pantsu! You're a fake Gear!
>>148496967
You can't fool me, Nepugia.
>>148496967
>>148497001
>>148497075
>>148497112
>>148497261
>>148497267
>>148497306
>>148497771
>>148497812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxNvDlffEiE
>>148497881
>Sonic
owtheedge.jpg
>>148497657
>>148497771
We all know that the real Nepgear wearsnopan. You're all frauds. Nepugias, Nepgyas, and worse things.
Will the real Slim Gear please stand up?
/nepgen/'s consensus : Rei is better mom than Arfoire.
>>148498043
Are you calling Nepgear fat? Rude.
>>148498181
Considering Arfoire abandoned her kids, yeah. Best mom is clearly Miss Histoire.
>>148498043
All Nepgears are as slim and insubstantial as her personality.
>>148498306
>>148498282
>>148498043
>not wanting full phat Nepgear
>>148498295
But Arfoire isn't the neps' mother.
A bunch of fake Murdergear.
I'm the real because i kill a ghost.
>>148498571
Female x female
Stem babies
>>148498440
>Wanting your favorite nep to get harpooned by the japs.
What are you,Chika?
>>148498756
Get with the time, RB1 retconned all your shit.
>>148498875
Filtered
>>148498790
>being this /b/-tier insecure
>>148498989
>being this /b/-tier insecure
>>148499080
The only thing that'll be unsecured will be your vertebrae when Belgua-gear is done with you.
>>148499208
I'm the only fucker in 4chan who use filter. Downboat me if you may
I love Beruberu
New thread:
>>148499743
Goodnight /nepgen/.
>>148490126
Yuri is as off-topic as waifus
The only difference is you've got an entire board specifically made for that type of content
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