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Why should anyone play Soldier 76 now that Zenyatta is so strong and they essentially do the same thing

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reapy

too soon retard.

>get half way through route 66
>framerate turns into jaggy mess
fucking hell

>>148285292
>McCree is back on the menu boys
90% of Mcfags can't aim for sit this changes nothing on the lower level. They're still crying about the god damn FTH.

post milf

>>148285375
It'll make games less obnoxious but companies REALLY need to stop forcing the "e sports" on everything.

TF2 finally got its "e sports" update and it almost completely ruined the game.

In addition to Zenyatta healing being bugged, did anyone notice his rate of fire is lower now?

Something just feels off when im attacking.

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Nth FOR ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SHIELDS

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Updated this pic I dumped 2 OTs ago. Better colour and properly cut out for others to photoshop. Do whatever with it, goodnight anons.

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Is Winston good on payload / capture the point?
I fucking love Winston and I want to play him whenever possible

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>>148285386
>>148285275
no helix no autoaim ult no cooldown-free mobility lmao shut the fuck up
shut the FUCK UP
(You)

>>148285469
yup and that distinguish the good McCrees and the bad ones.

the pros gonna love McCree again, and Ana ult + McCree ult can be very stupid and hard to deal with.

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JESSE MCCREE

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>>148285469
The "lower level" doesn't matter. Mccree didn't matter at any level before, which is what the problem was.

>>148285501
it's an easy way to get more investment right now, and it gives one game a longer tail than it would otherwise have if it catches on at all. destiny still has loads of streamers even though it's never been good, and most of that is the special pvp events.

>>148285590
hes shit unless you have a good team

I seriously hope Mei stays in her current worthless state for her entire existence

it's legit impossible to think about a single more cancerous design to add into a multiplayer game
she deserves to never ever get fucking buffed

>>148285579
>zenyatta with sym, torb, and damage boost from mercy
he has become a holy force to be reckoned with

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>"Wareehom quwitak!"
>"I've got you in my sights!"

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EnvyUs.Taimou!

>>148285652
Chubby McCree is the only good McCree

>>148285501
Balancing the game is not "e sports". Having tournaments does not hinder your experience.

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was Ana born around the same time as Tracer?

>>148285469
>lower level
>mattering

>>148285732
Can't wait for his inevitable nerfs. I hate playing him and don't want him to be desirable.

There was an update ? When ?

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>>148285772
>"Wareehom quwitak!"
>"MAXIMUM CHARGE"

>148285501
>148285375 →

It's a double edged sword, on one hand it'll stop stupid shit like 4 winston Luc rush on coin toss

however that's not a good thing either since you only get like 2 fucking min so sometimes the stacking for atk is needed depending on the map ( anubis,hanamura)

it balanced some things and hurts others, there's still combinations of heroes that are hard to counter solo sometimes (bastion, torb, etc.)

we'll see

>>148285469

I'm not a great McCree, but I can definitely appreciate this buff. Pharah gonna need sniping, and this does the job just right.

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I'm gonna fuck McCree.

And maybe Reinhardt.

At the same time!

Anyone got the instant orgasm darts picture?

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OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN

THIS IS SILLY

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Cloud9.Surefour!

>>148285590
double winston is really strong in koth

but they are now implementing 1HL in ranked too so i dno

he is still decent but more situational if he is lone

>>148285579
>post about 150 shield
>take 40 damage in webm

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>Hero stacking no more in ranked because of tourneyfags

Good job fags

>>148285732
>300 hp w/175 shields
>speedboost into fight with ult
>kill everything because 300hp
My dream has come true

>>148285583

Hahaha, that's the perfect Pacha edit.

So have we nanoboosted Zenyatta yet? I want to see the rapetrain.

>>148285469
I'm going to enjoy it at least. Been in way too many matches where I'm trying to take down a Pharah but my gun is doing piss. FtH does need something else though, because it's pretty useless right now.

>>148285590
He's top 6 hero of the game

he's not too good solo have someone who can put out a lil more damage with you unless you're hunting medics or snipers

combos good with Zarya (who doesn't?)

>>148285954
Now they can actually buff Winston since you can't stack him in competitive modes.

RIP QP

>>148285779
>>148285953
What are these meant to prove?

>>148285990
don't worry. in two years it'll be an unrecognizable mess. just like wow.

>>148285931
Did they mess with Lucio?

>>148285990
>random cheese comps like 5 d.vas or multiple torbs no longer work
thank fuck

>ana ult on molten core

Seeing that little dwarf ball of rape coming at you at the speed of a train is fucking terrifying

>>148285990
>mu-muh cheese stacks

Get fucked nigger. Tourneyfags are the same people keeping your shit game alive

>>148285990
Hero limits are only a positive. Play quick play if you want to play memes

>>148286108
how they lock on to targets center mass essentially immediately. Supposed to prove that they're hacking but idk

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>>148285895
>Nano boosting Reinhardt
>Doing it five times in a row
ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME!?

tfw always ask on mic if anyone goes to 4chan and no one ever responds

You have to choose a single member of the female cast to be a futa. It doesn't matter what your opinion of futanari is, you are forced to choose which girl has a dick.

Which girl do you pick?

Alternatively
You have to choose a single member of the female cast to not be a futa. It doesn't matter what your opinion of futanari is, you are forced to choose which girl doesn't have a dick.

>>148286225
>put ana ult on torb
>angry flying unkillable dwarf
>put ana ult on zenyatta
>EMBRACE TRANQUILITY YOU FUCKERS at megaspeed

>>148286359
widow

>can now play mcree without being considered a shitter

thank you blizz.

I do think something should be done about fth tho, it shouldn't be a "rmb then win" but as is I will probably like never use it

>those people that play Pharah+Mercy on the PTR

What is there to gain from destroying this 6 Ana team?

Why are people praising that Ana looks old? She looks like a 30 year old with white hair ffs.

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Mr. 76, now that Hana isn't sick anymore, can she come out to play?

>>148286480
u will still be considered a shitter cause u won't hit anything

>>148286359
widow and tracer

>>148286403
>Ana ult on Zen
>Lucio amped up speed
>Zen ults
>he goes so fast he turns back in time to when he had perma-orbs

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>2 d.vas sitting on the payload putting defence matrix up one after the other

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>>148286546
No

>>148286108
aimhack

>>148286524
Yeah, but she doesn't look like a coed like every other fucking girl, so it's "old"

>>148285720
>still complaining about mei
honesty, mei is alright compare to reaper, junkrat and pharah
reaper and junkrat both need zero skill to play as, and pharah is just too powerful in the current state with counters nerfed. once the PTR mercy buffs kicks in those 180 rockets are gonna make short work of anything.

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Friendly reminder that Reinhardt dicked Ana when they were young

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>>148286524
She's old looking by disney/anime style standards. And I don't think this looks 30

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>Do a friendly emote during quickmatch
>They use the oppurtunity to kill you as hard as they can for a free kill

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>play comp
>pick junkrat
>immediately berated by teammates

fuck the meta

>>148285292
How would you fix ana, /owg/?

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Why doesn't tumblr ship McCree with anyone

Look at how fucking good looking he is, it's unfair

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>>148286667
Aww....

Torb Turrets need protection while in stage 1. Every time I build a turret it dies the instant I throw it down. If there was a stat for turrets placed, I would've had a card for the 23748297498163894659761394713 turrets I just placed last game

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>Young Ana skin
HHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGGG

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>>148286132
Not at all
Apparently self healing boosts ults now so his ult got slightly nerfed at 10% to compensate
But the amount of beats I'm dropping is sick

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>>148285772

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>Play ptr
>Play ana a bit
>Switch to dva since it's 5 anas and a dva usually anyway
>Get a 4-kill with the ult
>Go to fraps to record the highlight
>It crashes the game
I'm pretty bummed out.

>>148286752
Give her a wall climb or double jump

What are the chances that McCree in his PTR form makes it to release?

I feel like there is no way. His left click is stupid fucking strong now.

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Does PTR EXP carry over into the main game?

>>148286752
1 hero limit so i dont have to deal with 5 useless cunts on the same team

>>148286752
needs a mobility option

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>>148286657
Zarya will clear that problem right up.

>>148285375
Yes. It helps my immersion

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>reading about ana
>her sniper rifle and defensive equip. do healing and damage points via some cooldown(I hope)
>Is literally the character for idiots
>mfw

>>148286132
Self healing increases ult charge. It's why Roadhog's ult takes way longer to charge now.

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>>148286713
>keep jumping in to the enemies as Winston and doing the peanut butter emote
>most of them stop killing me after the first couple of times because I never attack them
>Tracer still attacks me
>their Mercy never heals her
>they don't interfere when I attack her

>>148286524
>She looks like a 30 year old

what the fuck kind of druggie 30 year olds do you know

Ana is old!

OLD!

>>148286701
And based off of her Young Ana skin, I don't blame him one bit.

>>148286821
soldier still out dpses mccree

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>>148286919
Well yeah, she's like 60

>>148285805
No but catering only to tournaments does.

Plus I just said the balance change was fine

>>148285772
>"Wareehom quwitak!"
>(Mercy-boosted glowing Zenyatta appears around the corner and discords your tank)

>>148286765
>tfw no good McCreexZarya other than that one pic

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>>148286781
>those eyebrows
Fuck.

>McCree playable again
>D.Va ults and shields and stupid point rushes fucking EVERYWHERE
>ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SHIELDS
>Shitter snipers now have a third toy to play with
>Torb and Bastion are straight unusable
>Ana ults every 30 seconds
>Everyone moves at light speed for some stupid reason or another

One fell swoop they single handedly made the game ten times more fun and broke it again

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>"IT'S HIGH NOON"
>"Wareehom quwitak!"
>Cowboy comes shuffling around the corner

>>148285386
ult, debuffs/mobility, different alt fire?

zen hard hitting is a good counter against armored enemies, s76 rifle is good against shield enemies. stuff.

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>>148286765
If I remember right they ship him with Handsoap, but there is only one correct answer.

>>148286765
they ship him with hanzo

>>148286713

>hollywood
>defending point a with 1 minute left
> there is a genji behind the doors that open
>firestrike him because i think he's attacking me
>he deflects it and just starts crouching over and over.
>spam emotes to each other until round ends

>>148286359
Poo in the loo. Fuck that nigger bitch

>>148286831
Already exists in comp.

>>148286765
>Why doesn't tumblr ship McCree with anyone
They do.

A lot.

>>148286821
I hope to god it gets toned down, a Mccree with good left clicks instantly became the most terrifying thing in the game. Instead people are freaking out about Ana/D.Va/Zenyatta and ignoring Mccree.

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>>148287018
>speed boosted ana ult on any character

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I'm back for a bit with some new charm designs. I TRIED to do as many as I could, and I know some of you requested Roadhog, Reinhardt and Torb, but I couldn't finish them in time. The next set will have all the missing characters + Ana. Thanks to the anons who waited patiently for the preorders.

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>>148286765
McCree is shipped with literally everyone darlin! could stand a little less McHanzo

>>148286765
>it's unfair

That's why, he's literally so attractive that it threatens them

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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ia3nQPOxrLLzleXAVKaz6m2dQ2v3QersfYyqR3vrDLc/edit?usp=sharing

I need answers

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>>148286919
>Foxy Grandma type character
I can dig it

Anyone else hoping for a melee brawler next?

Ana's ult is kinda weak

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>>148286765
young mccree skin when?!

and speedo mccree when?

DO IT BLIZZARD, YOU MUST APPEAL TO THE FEMALE FANBASE

Those of you who have the PTR downloaded: how many people are using Ana? Like is it 6v6 teams of Ana or is it less?

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POST YFW NANOBOOST ADMINISTERED

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>>148287117

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>>148287008
>young Ana will never jerk you off with her eyebrows

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>>148286765
He's waiting for D.Va

>>148286830
no

>>148285864
I have no. Fuckin idea where people are playing Ana or taking patch notes from

>>148286765
Ana remarks that McCree was always a charmer after he compliments her.

>>148287215
It might take people a little to get a standard strat for it. It took a few weeks before everyone started using Zarya, for example.

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Hey /owg/

It's time to play: Who'se the father!!!

these Zenyatta changes are too good. they can't be allowed to go through. just last game I sneaked up on 3 Anas and 2 shot them all before speed boosting out.

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>>148286551
say that to my face not online fucker

>>148287336
PTR. Public test realm. Is this your first Blizzard game?

>>148287362
76 has his hand on her ass.

LMB: Flamethrower/Etc. Longer range than Mei's ice, but less direct damage.
RMB: Napalm. Fires a glob of napalm in an arc. If it directly connects with a player it will set them on fire for a duration, extended further if focused with the flamethrower.
E: Molotov. Throws a small molotov forward that when shattered coats the ground with flame for short term area denial.
Left Shift: Firewall. Can walk through this unlike Mei's icewall but you receive a burning damage over time effect.
Ultimate: Flame Wreath. Creates a large ring of fire at the area you aim at. Any enemy that steps through this ring of fire will receive large fire damage and set all nearby enemies on fire as well.

Y/N?

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>>148287336

>>148287268
holy fuck someone anaboost a reinhart charge and see if he goes faster
if not then anaboosted zen ult is the fastest thing in the game

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>Blizzard actually added a canon ship in this update
>they gave it to the best character in the game

>>148287120
The fuck is this

>>148287249
Half and half

Most of my teams consist of 1-2 Anas and D.Vas with some Mccree and Zenyatta sprinkled in. The other half is the 6 Ana team and the super tryhard team that isnt testing any new hero changes.

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>>148287247
we love the female fanbase don't we heroes

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>The realization that the icon you have been using all this time is possibly a Hearthstone reference

>>148287362
pharah's skin would be too light if it was 76.

>>148287362
Mercy through artificial insemination.

>>148287175
yes plz

>>148286242
It's the other way around

The casual base is keeping the pro scene alive

>>148287412
No.

>>148287249
all ana / at least 1 person instalock ana

>>148287247
I really cant stand the BAMF belt
it really ruins the character as a pretentious and cocky motherfucker, when he could be like the MWNN

Do QP matches on PTR server affect your W/L on the normal server?

>>148287097
He needs fucking SOMETHING and all of you fags wanted FtH gutted so this is literally the only other option. Otherwise there's zero reason to pick him over S76

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>>148287175

>>148287448
That's HotS though, isn't it?

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>person only uses one character
>not being fluid and not picking different based on team composition
Why do people insist on gimping themselves?
and it's always with McCree

Mercy is overpowered as fuck, the "nerfs" actually buff her and makes her even more of a required pick and she will always be overpowered as fuck as long as her ult is not-stoppable.

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>>148287346
>Post yfw she saddled up that cowboy atleast once

>>148287176
oh shit

>>148285583
>when the nano boost is just right

>>148287362
>Gabriel went nuclear because Jack got to smash that prime egyptian puss

it's the only logical conclusion

>>148287448
It's the Heroes of the Storm logo

>my two aims are getting buffed
>new character looks perfect for me

thank you based blizzard

>>148287525
i main s76

>>148287496
no

>>148287412
I WILL NOT MOVE WHEN FLAME WREATH IS CAST OR THE RAID. BLOWS. UP.

>>148287448
That's actually the Heroes of the Storm icon

>>148286765
They do, Anon. McHanzo. Most popular ship there, alongside Reaper76.

What I want is McCreaper tho.

So what about the new skins?

>>148287362
Isn't Rein the one who shamelessly flirts with her?

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>>148287362
Ana was probably in a relationship with 76 but got knocked up by McCree

Just look at the two of them

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>>148287268

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>have more than enough overbucks for ana's captain amari legendary
>mccree has far less damage fall off
>d. va's matrix/ultimate getting a nice fat buff
>mercy's damage boost/guardian angel buffs
>zenyatta buffs
>tfw this update can't come quickly enough

feel with me, my family.

>>148287516
>>148287575
Even worse then.

>>148287525
it's just QP man

I just want to play Ana and nothing but Ana.
God have mercy on my soul. She's so much fucking fun. I love snipehealing teammates, bringing tanks back to full nearly instantly, snoiping people in between, and putting people down for naps.

>>148287451
This isn't necessarily always the case. My skin is very light as a half spic but my brother looks like a white guy (facial features and hair) with skin as dark as Pharah's. But Pharah was 2 when the Omnic Crisis started so Amari was already a mother when she met Morrison.

>>148287667
>Just look at the two of them
OTP

Why is Ana such a shit character that will never be able to replace lucio as the secondary support?

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Loading Ana's model crashes my game?

Anyone else having this problem?

>>148287608
As far as mains go, that isn't too bad. At least he's versatile.

>>148287525
Mercy has 100% pickrate they don't need to play anyone else.

>>148287539
>180 damage directs from pharah

Apparently they said that Mercy was pulling out her pistol too much instead of damage boosting because the pistol did more damage.

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You faggots ready to see some more Zenyatta?

>>148287405
reyes could too

the logical conclusion is that 76 and reap have their hands on eachother's asses

>>148287669
This entirely needs that shitty loud version of the Sonic the Hedgehog theme.

>>148287667
>with 76
>not with Reinhardt
>implying any man who is under 7ft tall could ever satisfy her

>>148286901
makes sense considering one huff of your paint can gives you like 15% of your ult charge if it's 300 health

>>148286359
taking the alternative

all females are now futa with big, hulking cocks except for d. va

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>>148287393
Not him but it's my first blizzard game, why exactly do I need this on to download it?

>>148287542
>McCree
>S76
>Rein
Is there anybody that whore hasn't slept with.

>>148287481
No because the casual base leaves after the next new shiny game comes out and are fickle normie chucklefucks who don't even play the game properly.

A game with a healthy competitive scene long after the game releases shows the game has some amount of depth to it and a reward for skill players putting in hours into it.

It is fucking godawful game design to cater your game's balance towards the former

How long does it take for PTR to become the release version?

I want to play this new McRee RIGHT NOW

>>148287783
The math didn't add up before. Assuming you could hit, Mercy's pistol did 100 dps. The only non-ult you could boost that would give more than +100 dps was Bastion.

>>148287704
I fucking love playing Ana too, its a character that makes me want to improve my aim for once.

Just wish she had better emotes/highlight intros. The only good one is the one where she sleep darts you and is about to have her way with your unconscious body.

>>148287812
https://gifsound.com/?webm=i.4cdn.org/vg/1468373131545&v=-w9PukG97oQ

Enemy team picks all the tanks, lucio and zanyette

you can only have 1 reaper since the patch is live

what do you do

>>148287669
how to make the call outs look like that? (thanks, hello, etc)

>>148287906
last time it was a week

>>148287412
Yes

>>148286359
mei, easily
big tits + big dick = big orgasms for both of us

>>148287667
>ywn be under-20 McCree getting seduced by Cougar Ana

Just fuck me up senpai

>>148287874
You

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>>148287647
There's some really good McReaper on Ao3.
Pitifully little art though.

Patrician crack ship is Reaper a Lucio

>>148286108
Extremely obvious aimlock, especially that Widow one.

>>148286809
>>148286839
>mercy and lucio
short range healers with high mobility
>zenyatta ana
long range healers with low mobility

I don't see the problem. The bigger issue is that scrubs will be terrible healers but won't switch off cause muh snipes

They should give the rifle a couple second lock on to allies. Long enough that it would be marginally more efficient to shoot manually, but at least that way it's easier to not be complete garbage. You don't have to aim any of the other healer's heals.

>>148287952
well ana blocks healing so she could be useful there

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>>148287539
>actually buff her
30% longer to charge her incredibly powerful ult

Sure 20% more damage boost, but she's actually weaker now that she can't resurrect every 40-60 seconds.

Perfectly balanced.

>>148287362
Ana isn't sure. They were in a poly relationship together and adopted McCreeeeee.

>>148287362

FUCK THE ORIGINS SKIN REAPER NEEDS THAT LOOK ASAP

>>148287874
Overwatch was basically one big orgy. Reyes got mad he wasn't invited much and it all went downhill from there.

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>>148287996
it's actually lucio zen

>>148287845
No clue. I never really had these kinds of issues. Just do what it asks. Keep in mind though that all the PTR servers are on the West Coast (PDT/UTC-8) where Blizzard is located so if you're an Aussie or Euro you may have a bad time.

>>148288071
>ana
>useful when the enemy has a hot monkey dick ready to penetrate
think again

>>148286752
give her a wall climb or double jump of some kind
nerf nano boost duration/apply diminishing returns to it

>D.Va on our team
>Give them ult and they don't kill a single person
>Starts raging about how our Anas are shit and don't heal (I healed him every time and sacrificed my grenade for teammates more than once)
>Doesn't stop until we win
>"gg you got carried"
>Quick Play PTR in the year of our lord 2016

god damn some people just want to be bitches

>>148286807
>Did it twice more in a row on king's row
gremlin is now playable

Old Ana is cute!
CUTE!

>>148286781
Eyebrow game is top notch.

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>>148287430

>>148288131
Zen's heart belongs to Genji.

>>148287954
Hold C.

>>148288053
>mercy and lucio
short range healers with high mobility
>zenyatta ana
long range healers with low mobility

First non terrible post itt

>>148288152
sleep fucks winston up pretty bad

>>148286359
D.va but she's got a tiny little pecker
and
Tracer getting slammed by many futas is my pet fantasy
I bet she's a depraved nympho

>/owg/ is nothing but muh ships muh tumblr fanfiction
kys as soon as possible

>>148286779
you're not supposed to just throw it down anywhere at any time, you're supposed to be strategic about it. stop being a shitter

>>148288095
It'd be a nice option now that I think about it

>>148288095
This so much

>>148288053
But her lower overall DPS and no mobility to be an objective ignoring lone wolf means Widowmaker and Hanzo fags won't pick her.

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>>148288205
Fight me senpai!

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New name for blue sniper lady.

>motherless
>daughterless

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>>148285990
whos that seamon demon?

>>148287667
He was, at the most, 17 there. Did the math.

Ana is a fucking cradlenapper.

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>>148288095
It's the same skin, he just had the hood up for maximum edge

for reelz, plz blizz add it

>>148288205
tbqhwyf he refuses to see genji in that light due to being a mentor
but lucio on the other hand, they're simply like minded individuals and lucios sick beats vibrate zen like he's never been vibrated before desu

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>>148287608
That's not as bad as McCree given he can heal the team and deal damage consistently

why doesnt genji require aiming on anything? the hitboxes for his dash and shurikens is hanzo tier and looks like something out of blazblue.

>>148288175
>ywn fill old Ana up with your baby batter while making sure not to hurt her
>she wn force you to say fuck it and go all out on her
>ywn cradle her after the fact while Pharah has been listening the whole time getting wet

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>>148288131
Zen x Genji is best.

Honestly I like Lucio with just about everyone.

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Pre-game dialogue:
>Mercy: Ana we can fix your eye
>Ana: Nah I'm good

>hover around 50-52
>fly all the way up to 60 in the last two days
>only played Pharah/Zarya
Really makes you think

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I don't understand this ranked gamemode

Some dude on my team leaves for one minute
We somehow manage to hold out and WIN
I win like maybe 10% of a level

Next game I get a leaver, we lose
I lose an entire level

I'm DROPPING FUCKING RANKS WITH A POSITIVE WINRATE DUE TO LEAVERS
Does anyone actually take this ranking seriously?

>>148288382
Orphanmaker.

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>>148288316
If you pay attention you can see people discussing in game things, now I want shit post more because I know it triggers you.

>>148288053
At least the hitboxes for healing are super generous.

Unscoped shots count as projectiles so the hitboxes are almost double the size of the character.

>>148288316
/Lolg/ here, thanks for taking all of our trash :^)

>>148287525
>playing mccree in live
That's pretty bad

>>148288535
lol

NEW SKINS WHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>148288401
>McCree was saving the world as a 17 year old surrounded by extremely attractive older women while being the best looking guy there

>>148288497
No. this season doesn't matter much because it's much shorter than following seasons because of it's start date, and it's a test season to get the kinks ironed out and rules are changing next season anyway.

>>148287902
When the casual base leaves the game DIES.

Pro players consists of what? 1% of the game's population?

Why do you think Dota/lol is a big esports game? It's because they have a HUGE playerbase, not because of pro players

Is Blizzard actually going to do anything about leavers?

This game has a bigger leaver problem than some F2P games. How absolutely retarded is that?
3 leaves should net you a season-long competitive ban. Every 100 completed matches gives you another leave.

>>148288497
>Does anyone actually take this ranking seriously?
does anyone actually take the game to begin with seriously?

>>148288438
I do too, but not with reinhardt. Most of the time it's just about contrast in that pairing. The dva lucio pair feels better in that sense.

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Hello
Is this where I talk about papi chulo?

>>148288584
BIKINI SKINS WHENNNNN

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>Wareehom quwitak!
>MOOOLTEN COOOOOOOOOOORE

>Little dwarf man comes right around the corner and kills everyone that you loved

>>148287525
>main reinhardt
>team always needs reinhardt
>if someone else picks reinhardt i'll just play zarya
>team also always needs zarya

yeah

feels good maining the good heroes

>>148288474
LOL

>zenyatta has no escape or movement abilities
HE DOES NOW FUCKO

>>148287525
At least he's about to be decent again

>>148288345

>guy who got fucked up so bad he was turned into a cyborg still looks like a prettyboy

0/10, die in a fire

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>>148288485
>most played are Pharah and Zarya
>68% winrate on Pharah in comp
>53% on Zarya
>tfw not good enough to carry as her
>tfw rarely get to play my best hero because I'm stuck in early 50s where everyone autolocks offense heroes

>>148286032

You're forgetting that he has a mini Zarya-torb synergy. As long as he has 1 point of armor, all 175 of his shields also count as armor. Regenerating armor.

While being tankier couples nicely with his high dps for a support, it doesn't make a lot of sense design wise. Personally, I would have been okay with Zenyatta remaining at 150 health as long as he got buffed in other ways. Look at Tracer: For the cost of being at 150 health, Tracer gets to be the single most mobile and elusive hero in the game, with good short-range kill potential. Zenyatta may have the highest DPS of all of the supports, but that doesn't really make him exceptional. Zenyatta can have 150 health as long as he's insanely good at one thing, and can still be classified as a support. The conundrum is that Zennyatta's sole strength has always been that he's offensively leaning for a support and adding more health is sort of the braindead way of making someone more offensively effective.

>>148288672
i constantly leave all games after someone tells me to stop playing widowmaker desu lmao
not banned

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>GRANDMA PUTS YOU TO SLEEP
>SHE TEABAGS YOU THEN KILLS YOU
fuck

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>>148288596
>McCree was fucking shit up as a teenager with Deadlock
>got picked up by Gabe and basically forced to join Blackwatch
>wound up being the youngest person there except for Pharah
>surrounded by hot men and women who are all mostly single
>probably fucked Gabe and Ana and Morrison
Beautiful!

>Go to /v/ for the first time maybe this decade to see if there's hype about Ana
>First thread I see is just people becoming absurdly mad at each other over their ship preferences and screaming reddit as loud as they can
I'll never take you guys for granted again

>>148288672
Leaver penalties are being implemented and are going to be very strict, yes. Last I heard they're looking at season bans for repeated leavers.

>>148288718
They'll only do it for characters who can reasonably keep their hitbox size. So Mei won't ever be in a bikini but Mercy and Windowlicker might.

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>>148288708
That's the problem with Lucio, he feels better with female ships like DVa although his twink ass is perfect.

So now are we confident that Soldier hooked up with Ana, and Pharmercy is canon ?

>>148287525
I don't use only one character, but I man the tank role. By proxy this means I play Reinhardt like fucking 70% of the time. That said, I just click with tank heroes more than the others.

>>148287268
VERY fast Zenyatta running at incredible hihg speeds

So how are McCree and Zen in the PTR?

>>148288875
Pharah was never in Overwatch. You mean Mercy? They're the same age.

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>>148288823
>don't want to play PTR that much because no progression
>don't want to play the actual game because Zen isn't a god in it

>>148288919
run a team with rein and ana

them being a thing is so blatant its not even funny

>>148288943
mccree feels much better
zenyatta feels borderline overpowered as a dps now

>>148288919
gb2 tumblr

>>148287525
I main D.Va with significant hours on tracer, winston, roadhog and lucio.

Is that bad? Am I a bad little girl?

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>>148288345
No, that poor bastard's been through so much, this actually comes off as the kindest thing to happen to him

>>148288919
Pharmercy isn't canon, Mercy/Torb is

>>148288974
No, I meant - look at the group photos. 12 year old Pharah. I know she wasn't a soldier or whatever, I just meant that she was the youngest person around base save for him.

Removal of leaver penalties when

>>148288813
>You think Mercy is gonna do shoddy work

>>148288943
>McCree
Better.
>Zenny
Pretty busted, kinda doubt all the changes will make it to live.

>>148288631
Yeah, but a pro scene attracts and helps keep players.

>>148289074
stop leaving, asshole. tough it out and make the game fun for yourself somehow even if you get a bad team. just do your best.

>>148289009
I am feeling zen got buffed way more because they expect ana to be sort of a counter to zen

>>148288919
The only canon thing we know about Ana is that she and Reinhardt currently have a thing. As for the "Whose the daddy game", My theory is Jack is the dad, but Reinhardt always had a thing for Ana.

>>148288850
>kills you
with what? Her sniper is a dot isn't it, she can't even headshot you

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Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.

Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)


Here's a list of attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.

Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate

Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.

Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile Tracer? No problem, just press this button and you're instantly back where you were before.

Got caught in the open as the close-range Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.


The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.

The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player is lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.

>>148288320
Yeah, I throw it in a room with a roof and 3 walls, and the moment I place it Pharah flies in and kills it.

>>148288906
Mei will be fine, her clothes are retaining her THICC

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>>148288913
I guess mostly just because the lucio+male combos always end up altering his character/model to fit. Like making him suddenly tall or really fem or whatever just to fit the roles.
lucio and tracer is just as shit as lucio and reinhardt though, people need to get better at choosing ships desu neko chan

>>148288295
>but she's got a tiny little pecker
>implying a short, petite, lazy, 16 year old nerd girl with an absolutely gigantic cock trying to seduce every other female on the team wouldn't be hot as fuck

>>148289074
Never, hopefully they make them steeper and add them onto QP, too.

>>148288984
Who needs progression when you can have fun

>>148287427
rein charge is a set speed. That's why he can escape zarya ult

>>148289067
Depending on which part of the year they were both born in, Mercy could be younger.

>>148289154
tl;dr lol. i'm having fun, faggot

>>148289158
pharah is a hard counter to torbjorn. switch to something else.

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>>148288919
Modern day 76 x Ana is a very plausible ship in an older kindred spirits kind of way but Rein x Ana is teased more so far. But no, this needs to be cleared up.

I wasn't too big on correcting people but it's coming up so much.

>The Omnic Crisis was 30 years ago.

This is the earliest that Morrison and Ana could reasonably meet. Pharah is 32.

This means Pharah was 2 years old when Morrison and Ana met.

>>148289154
Nah, /owg/ told me this game wasn't RPS, so it isn't

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Does Anas ult on Mcree make his kill circle thing channel 50% faster while he moves 50% faster?

if so holy shit

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>>148289127
>tfw only ever left one game in over 150 hours
>left it because of real life shit I had to do
>still feel bad about it

>>148289131
the health was more than enough

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>Overwatch may be boring and shallow as an FPS game on account of all of the 'canned skill' abilities eliminating the impact of mechanical skill, but as a strategy game it's good! Just look at how many characters there are, and how many abilities! Surely that leads to good strategy gameplay.

This argument makes sense until you remember that Overwatch is trying to pretend it's an FPS game, not a strategy game. All of the ways in which Overwatch is different from other real time strategy games (the camera, the pace, the lack of resources to fight over) are flaws.

Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA. Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.

The camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on. The controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they can in DOTA.

There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition.

Overwatch is shit as either an FPS game or a strategy game. So it won't sell by its quality.

The only option they have to sell it is manipulative marketing. Here you can see a streamer who was critical of World of Warcraft talk about how he was denied Beta access: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqpBhtq6cHE

Here you can see three TF2 YouTube celebrities are flown to Activision-Blizzard's office free of charge, given a full tour, and hundreds of dollars in merchandise + games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omcfb5Ttf0

And remember, straight from the lips of Jeff Kaplan, lead producer for Overwatch:

"Actually, Overwatch wasn't ported to console at some point down the line, we've been focusing mainly on it from day 1."
https://youtu.be/ohhVVLolLUs?t=280 4:40

>>148289154
one (you) coming right up

>>148287175

Why does this make me laugh so much

>>148289154
>>Here's a list of attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.
>>D.Va ultimate
L O L
O
L

>>148285810
Tracer is 26 and Ana is 60. So not even close.

>>148289298
>not ana ulting + lucio speedboosting a mccree so he can ult the entire fucking map

>>148289154
>Auto-aims
>lists a cone attack, zone attacks, and turrets

Shoo shoo hat goblin!

I still run into people saying D.va as D.V.A

I can't handle this shit, i'm going back to my train set.

>>148289251
or they can remove RPS

>>148289358
Is Tracer stuck at that age forever?

>route 66 defend
>enemy is 5 anas and 1 roadhog
>never ending rotation of ana ults on roadhog with heals from behind
>he just melts us all

fug

>>148289298
the charge is based on HP not mccrees damage
so no

>>148289237
The only reason Blackwatch picked up McCree at 17 was because he was wanted or whatever, though. I doubt they'd pull in another teenager like Mercy unless she was wanted too or something?

>First game with new D.va
>get the 4-man ult achievement
Holy fuck
Her ult is actually amazing now

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>>148289154
>cannot miss
>dva ult

>>148289440
yeah

>>148289358
Tracer's been 26 for a while.

Just like Mercy's been 37 for a while

>>148289332
don't care
having fun with friends

>>148289437
Yeah they should totally completely overhaul the entire game for your whiny bitch ass

I hate winning a game and our team not getting any fucking cards. It feels like crap.

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D.Va needs a model update badly. Her face looks fucking bizarre, nothing like the concept art.

Will they ever fix the PoTG system? Right now it is strongly influenced by DPS. had a solo teamkill as torbjorn, and PoTG went to Soldier getting 2 aimbot kills because while I shot everyone with the gun, the turret got 4 final blows

>>148289473
What? She's in the picture with everyone else and she's 37 just like McCree.

>>148289154
>Tracer primary guns
>cannot miss
yea you can't miss but you deal like no damage
to be very effective with tracer you need to aim really good and make sure a good proportion of bullets hits the head, while not going too close to them which they can retaliate well with their panic abilities, things like junkrat "mines".

>>148289283
So how about the theory that Ana was a single mom/widow then and the overwatch dudes basically helped raised Pharah? I could see Jack and Rein basically being Surrogate dads for a young Pharah.