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fix matchmaking

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Reminder that the major update broke Pyro even more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul10umf8P4w

Is tf game coordinator down every 1-2 hours for 30min? Why is this a thing?

first for leaving fresh meat is easy

>>148272175
down for everyone? It really gets annoying. Being paired with idiots and if I do remotely good, the other team rage quits. Lost the points and almost had rank2. Fuck off.

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tf2r is bugged, i cant make any rafaelos

>>148271979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQfQLBtdnyc

this is a good video

when is the coordinator not going the fucking GARBAGE

>>148272167
>broke

>>148272442
mge me

I JUST WANT TO PLAY COMP
FUCK YOUR SERVERS VALVE
REEEE
I QUIT OW FOR THIS GARBAGE

>>148272442
it is tho you nigger

>>148272594
that im the king of kill

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>have to go in 20 minutes
>tf2 coordinator is down

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609

>Pyro is broken he needs a rework
i just tested him, he's fine

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>>148272254
>>148272172

these casual niggas with no connections in leagues to mm stomp with xDD

<<148272803
niggers with shit taste get no (You) from me

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j-just

also what are some good demoman hats

<<148272803

cant even frag, probably watches boom boom king

>>148272782
>pyro is fine
>because i stomped with him in a Dustbowl pub

it keeps happening

>>148273189
>he can't stomp as pyro
>valve pls fix
it keeps happening

MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

>>148273306
except that's not what i meant at all

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who wants to join my club

>>148273415
yeah you did

miami nights >>>> DBD

>>148273423
turns out you're not allowed in your own club because you've never left fresh meat and you never will

I also won't because the COORDINATOR IS CONSTANTLY DOWN FOR FUCK SAKE

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>>148273423
who want's to join my club, no filthy casuals allowed

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>>148273442
no i didn't

also I NEVER played pass time and i still got this, is it even fun?

>>148273601
I played for hours when it first came out in beta, but i didn't get it, so fuck you valve

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>>148273423
>get into troublemaker
>proceed to lose 3 games in a row and get back into Fresh Meat
such is life

>>148273589
>archaic medals
delete them and get with the times

>>148273772
you can delevel? That's brutal.

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>>148273772
>get into troublemaker
>proceed to win every game and almost rank up to small time thug
im sure though ill lose everything very soon

>>148274428
Seems like you don't play medic as much as I have to

>>148274212
yeah what are you watching this season

what are the good loadouts/"required" items for each class in comp?

is the quickiebomb launcher good now?

>>148274863
Mostly stock, except the medic.

>>148275007
is anything banned?

>>148274573
this is my internal autism: i only go medic if im the last person to choose class and there isn't a medic yet AND if we don't have at least 4 people following the meta, in that case ill pick a meta class even as the last person to choose

>>148274874
I think he died right after

>>148275048
Not in Valve's matchmaking.

>>148275090
I do the same.

>>148274863
Stock is fine but you gotta use Ubersaw + Crossbow as medic or else people will think you're a noob

Also DO NOT play: Pyro, Sniper, Spy

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>>148274579
Danganronpa
Planetariam
Amaamav to Inazuma
ReLife
Team Fortress 2: The Animation!

@videogames
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Marxman

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>>148275248
>Team Fortress 2: The Animation!
sugoi!

>>148275546
I don't know about you but losing the match horribly isn't fun

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>its another "every time you win it doesn't get counted, even though no one left the game" episode

>>148275546
t. I'm never leaving Fresh Meat

>teammate goes afk
>times out
>the match doesn't go "this will not count"
hahaha ha ah ah ahaha

FUCK YOU

>>148273601
>>148273714
same here I tried passtime the moment they announced it, I enjoyed fucking with the jack (special thanks to Delfy) and turtling at last of pass_warehouse

no early adopter medal. Fucking volvo

>>148275546
>having fun is the most important thing about this game
>having fun is the most important thing
>having fun is the most important
>having fun is the
>having fun
>in comp
Then don't queue with the sweaty tryhards you fucking casual! I lost several times thanks to faggots like you that thought 5 snipers was a good idea

>>148275546
>guys, staying in fresh meat isn't bad
eat a dick

>>148276462
>real comp
>weapon bans
Stay in your hugbox

>soloq
get stomped
someone on MY team quits

YES
YES
YES

>>148276462
I'm UGC Steel (almost Silver) you fuck.

>>148276564
>>real comp
>>weapon bans
>Stay in your hugbox
get better bait

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28332953

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>Haven't played this game in a year
>just got tired of it being dead
>said to myself i will only go back if they add comp
>They add it


Fuck it I'm going back
What's changed the most in the recent update?
What weapons are shit and what are good?

>>148276848
casuals ruining valve's comp for those that can't play ugc/esea for whatever reason

>>148276976
Check the update notes, retard.

>>148277000
The casuals are going to win this battle, the competitive scene is just too small. I actually like the new casual mode, too.

>>148276976
>Shortstop/Crit-a-Cola/Sandman is comprised of 3 guns all banned in competitive (Shortstop was banned in alternating seasons with CaC before CaC got buffed)

>>148276848
Don't care what your justification is as long as you stay in your hugbox.

OFFICIAL VICTORY SCREEN DOODLE RANKINGS FROM BEST TO WORST

:3
drawing on people, e.g. adding a moustache
filling in missing team members with stick people
"gg"
well drawn dicks
written insults
poorly drawn dicks
swastikas

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ayyyyy

>>148277407
How long until Valve removes the doodles because half of them are penises/swastikas?

>>148277728
I wanted it and the "effort" took less than a minute at most.

HOW OFTEN WILL THIS FUCKING GC DIE HUH

FUCJ

>>148277564
That'd be like them removing name/description tags because people love the word nigger.

>>148278207
free

WILL I STILL GET MY MMR POINTS
WEOKJROPAIWJKFOPAWK

>>148278198
I mean they removed sprays from Valve servers for a reason.
>>148278258
Yes.

>>148278287
Sprays still exist, though. Plus, having some shitty furry porn permanently in spawn is a lot more offensive than seeing a poorly drawn dick for 20 seconds.

>>148278387
Something about freedom of speech.

>>148274916
bampu

>>148278489
That's not what freedom of speech means

>>148278489
>furry porn permanently in spawn is a lot more offensive
wow lol

>>148277552
where do I go to do that?

>>148278596
Yeah, but kiddies don't know that. Plus, I think hilariously offensive weapon names are funny. This isn't some Nexon game that has to be rated E for Everyone, TF2 is rated M for a reason.

I've lost every single matchmaking 6v6

>>148278645
is the quickiebomb launcher good now?

>>148278645
You're doing it wrong.

>>148278651
Not everyone shares your fetishes, Anon.

>all these people complaining about being stuck in fresh meat

do they realize you aren't actually grouped with people based on rank?

do they realize at rank 4+ you'll still be grouped with fresh meat gibus spies, making leveling just as hard at every rank?

abandon all hope

>>148278815
>Not everyone shares your fetishes, Anon.
you're getting offended over porn though

it doesn't matter what my fetishes are

you're just a bitch

Are the comp servers down?

>>148278849
but is it good though

>>148278884
it's tuesday

>>148278867
>Waaah, why are people getting offended over my niche fetish!

>>148278884
They are down every 30 minutes

Just don't play today

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Is this shit legit? or photoshopped

I'm fucking sick of getting eu stacks in eu servers when I'm fucking NA

replying to one four two seven eight nine six seven
>niche fetish!
rofl

> profile item showcase isn't working

HOLY FUCK STEAM FIX YOUR SHIT

>>148277407
if i win i draw a heart around my team

if i lose i draw a dick ejaculating on the mvp of the enemy team

>>148278884
>are valves servers working

what do you think

>>148279019
Matchmaking it supposed to put you in the nearest available server. I've never been put in a non-Virginia server, but then again, I've got less than 15 games played.

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>>148279019

>>148279046
but is it good or bad

>>148279258
>Matchmaking it supposed to put you in the nearest available server.

But it fucking doesn't. You know how many times I'll have a que of 4 east coast people to get put on a fucking stockholm server?

But then again, I have 217 games played.

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If you choose anything but these then you are a pleb

>>148279416
>not cp, koth, payload and misc
tssk

>>148279416
I select every mode but Pass Time and Mannpower.

>>148278665
steam support

So has anybody here achieved death merchant yet?

>>148279416
>A/D
>not koth

faggot

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>>148279575
Not yet

>>148279416
>not playing exclusively KotH

shit

taste

>>148279575
90% of this thread is shitter, plus the top ranked players haven't even gotten that far yet. Try again in a week or two.

>>148279535
>fennec
that's gay though

that offends ME

I got a pass time participation badge and I didn't even play it

>>148279663
>enable koth
>always get a hacker

On every comp I join my team is made up of useless spies, soldiers who die rocketjumping, W+M1 pyros, 300 ping BRs, demoknights, heavies congaing, etc How the fuck am I supposed to rank up like this?

>>148279634
>8K Evil MrMuffinz

is that the Amby spy with 50 hours on the game that is blatantly aimbotting

>>148279807
Carry your shit team.

>>148279761
Maybe they're just giving them to everyone since they apparently don't know who actually played during beta and who didn't.

>>148279807
I once died while rocketjumping on rollout playing against slin

Good thing he wasn't streaming and he was solo queuing so we stomped him

>>148279853
No, he was a guy who stacked with b4nny

>>148279853
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198011634209
He's invite.

What mouse are you guys using?

>>148280037
>>148279926
Oh, I think I just got shitcanned by him and then shitcanned by that Spy like a game apart

>>148280070
Logitecy g502

>>148280070
razer deathadder

>>148280070
Some shitty HP mouse that I've been using for like 5+ years now.

Just opened Tf2 for the first time in a few weeks and I'm getting pissed off at the new landing page.

How the fuck do I just view a list of servers without going through this casual matchmaking bullshit?

>>148280352
click "community servers"

>>148280070
shittly logitech mouse I've had since 2012. I'm getting a Naga Hex v2 soon

>>148280070
microsoft comfort mouse something 500 i forget the model number

it's actually hot wet shit in build quality but im too cheap to replace it

>>148280070
g402

>>148280419
I just want to view the official servers the same way. Did Volvo really do away with that?

>>148280696
yes, now you have to use the community servers like you did back in 2010

>evehud updated
thank god

>>148280070
deathadder

>>148280781
Love is over

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threadly reminder

>>148281459
>pyro shitters going all about muh class is broken valve please fix you always ignore us!
>in reality actual players of this game don't give half a shit about the problems he has and are only voting because "pyro is my favorite class :3"

>>148281459
stop posting memes and win points for your team

mmph

>>148281672
i'd love to win points for my team but the person at valve running the servers keeps unplugging them every five goddamn minutes

>>148281459
pyro is literally broken

>heavy mains are all social people who prefer the closeness and difficulty of community servers
>pyro mains are casuals who only play valve servers because they hate social interaction and difficulty
>pyro v heavy only counts points scored in casual and competitive mode

>>148281657
Or it could be that pyro is a genuinely broken class and people see this as a chance to finally get Valve to do something more than just slap a bandaid on it.

>>148281775
this

>>148282080
I never said it wasn't a broken class, I'm saying that they're winning only because the average TF2 thinks that the vote is for which is the better class and not if they want them fixed or not

>>148282225
The only people who think that are the ones voting heavy because "XD pyro is such a shitter class."

what hud should i use

Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)

>>148282471
eve

uwu

>>148282471
RaysHUD. Freshly updated this morning

>>148282471
The Quake HUD

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i didn't post this last thread here is my heavy :3c

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Shouldn't we be adressing how fucked up this Heavy vs Pyro war is really?

Valve are literally turning game balance into a fucking contest instead of just working on balancing both heroes. Not only that but in this case one class needs balance way more and the other could use more weapons.

>>148282657
9/10
Would be 10/10 if the fists of steel were unique quality

>>148282471
Stock,

>>148282727
>Frog
>Heroes
WEW

>>148282636
how big is the hittext

>>148282727
It's prolly just gonna be a bragging rights vote. They'll both prolly get balances and shit. Chill, frogposter

>>148282727
>Heroes
They're both being updated anyway, it's just a contest on who gets it first.

>>148282727
>heroes
and I said heroes instead of classes, no more fucking dota for me, familia

Both classes are getting updates. This vote decides which one gets the update first. Says so in the blog.

>>148282878
Yeah but considering valve time that's like saying "Who will get an update before it becames meaningless"

I understand both will get it, I just think the gap will be too much to wait for. First we'll have to wait for Pyro probably months, then for Heavy what will be almost a year.

>>148282893
>dota

suuuuuuuuuure

>>148282878
>They're both being updated anyway
yeah, heavy will get updated next year

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>>148283103
>implying I'm a blizzard cuck

Anon, please

>Pyro will have had 3 class specific updates and will still be broken/useless
PYROFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>148283247
Are you implying Pyromania was class-specific when he got one (1) new weapon?

The Sniper got more weapons than him in that update.

>all these retards opening 6 crates and getting god tier unusuals
>i open ten and don't even get a strange
I should complain. That always seems to work for shitters complaining a out weapons.

>>148283445
I opened 19 and only got one unusual

>>148278489
whatever I just spray my F40PH over it

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what the fuck is this game.wav

>>148283445
>>148283530
I opened 8 and didn't keep anything I unboxed.

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>>148283335
>Pyromania wasn't a real pyro update because it gave the pyro balance changes, not weapons
>Implying weapons are what the pyro needs

Weapons can actually help the Heavy. The pyro won't improve because of them.

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>>148282767
TY!!!!
>tfw solider and demo press medic every two seconds
:s

I got the pass time pin but I don't even remember ever playing it.

Pyro is going to win and still cry like they always do.

Casual haters need to quit crying and go play trade servers since that seems to be mostly what they are missing.

>>148282471
ahud

>>148283335
>PYROmania
>Meet the pyro was released
?

>Pyro wins
>Pyro gets the update first
>Valve fucks it up
>Valve learns from their mistakes and gives Heavy a better update

>>148284025
>Valve learning from their mistakes
MvM and MM say hi

>>148284120
>mvm is a mistake
>arguably the best source of profit for Valve in TF2

>>148284271
You're a silly person. I was talking about both of them having unusable servers at launch

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MAKE ME USEFUL

>>148284428
No.

>>148284428
stock melee is worthless on most classes
there's no changing it

>>148284359
pretty much every videogame has had unusable servers at launch
OW had them
Pokemon Go had them
TF2 had them

it's not uncommon, and it isn't really worth it to buy tons of servers just to only use them for a few days

>>148284428
Press 'R' while your primary or secondary are deployed to swing your melee weapon.

>>148284772
>Press 'R' while your primary or secondary are deployed to swing your melee weapon.

How many times do you need to be told what a fucking terrible idea this is?

>>148284889
once more

>>148284772
>Press 'R' while your primary or secondary are deployed to swing your melee weapon.
literally call of duty

Non-stock melees were a mistake

>>148284864
Maybe you should practice more?

>>148284956
Okay.
>Medic can ubersaw with ubercharge deployed
>Pyro + axtinguisher combos
>Stab and Sap even faster as Spy
>Scout can cause bleed while getting meatshots

>new overwatch hero is sniper with the power of the crusader's crossbow

>>148285134
>>148284772
Just make it so only stock melees can insta-melee and it would be fine I think

>>148285134
>Scout can cause bleed while getting meatshots

this is actually the dream

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>>148285134
>Maybe you should practice more?
yeah i'll just practice how to lube up a bit before I get a fucking train rammed up my ass

>>148285298
There isn't a single class that uses their stock melee ever, except Engineer and Spy.

50 metal teleporters help so much during setup

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>guy goes sniper and doesn't change for the whole fucking map
>has 5 points at the end with a single kill

someone please kill me

>mfw i hear the sniper say "no worries the sniper's here" in casual
is that an ow reference?

>>148286175
Yes

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friendly reminder to stop picking pyro in 6v6

>>148279107
I really wish hovering weapon skins descriptions didn't list all skins in the collection

some people still use 1366x768, you know

>>148286518
can't wait for pyro buffs

>>148282471
toonhud

who best tf2g pyro and heavy

>>148286518
pfft you could have totally carried that

you're just BAD

>>148286518
And heavy. I just had 2 heavies on my 6s team who used all their ammo and didn't hit anything at all.

sup guys I'm back from Overwatch.

Overwatch devs decided to fix balance issues in comp by slapping on a hero limit instead of fixing the balance issues and all the leaguebabbies cheered. Figured if I'm going to have to put up with bullshit forced metas and class limits in comp, I might as well come back to TF2.

So how's the comp update? Good? Bad? Awesome? Absolutely abysmal?
Is quickplay dead?

>>148287697
People make it out worse than it is. It's a solid update with minor problems, nothing new. The drastic change to pubs was a bit unneeded imo.

>people getting milestone achievements in comp

JUST

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>buy 3 smoking antlers
>wear 3 smoking antlers
>freeze sniper's screen when he zooms in

good plan?

>>148288151
Cant wear multiple unusuals of the same name at once
you can probably just buy a steaming yellow belt, Smoking antlers, and another steaming unusual if you wanted to be full retard

The particles dont stack well

>>148288151
Can't wear multiple unusually with the same one. If you really want to freeze their screen go for even more particles. Smoking, stormy storm, and blizzardy storm would probably be best

>>148288151
If you're trying to kill their TF2 client with excess particles, wouldn't you kill your teammates' TF2 clients too?

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>>148283836
do i know you from csgog
>anime avatar
>name
>idiotic way of typing
it all checks out

>>148287890
It wasn't awful it was just underwhelming.

For those of us that have been in the beta since april it wasn't exactly anything new. All the problems that were in the comp beta are still in the full release, although at least they've made sniper and engineer more useful since comp isn't just "5cp and nothing else".

the balance changes were also disappointing. There weren't many, although some major changes are welcome like medic speed spy, 50 metal teles and medics now being able to run at scout speed regardless of medi gun when healing. Heavy got nerfed and in other news the sky is blue.

Despite the fact that the TF team said they wanted to balance weapons so that they didn't need to be banned in league literally all the game breaking weapons are untouched with the exception of the quick fix and crit a cola getting a light slap on the wrists.

They fucked up quickplay incredibly on day 1 and i still don't like the fact that it's 12v12 comp lite. Hopefully it will mean more community servers running maps though.

New taunts, crates and stranges.

Optimization has been made somewhat more okayer but it's still fucked.

>>148275205
>don't play sniper, pyro, spy
Are you an actual retard, your probably someone who sees a sniper in 6s and thinks "s-sniper IS NOT META REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Even tho the sniper has getting picks pretty well, better than if he was playing scout

>>148274863
scout: stock scatter, stock pistol, boston basher/stock bat
soldier:stock rl/original gunboats/shotgun(if youre going to spend the majority of the time near medic) escape plan
demo: all stock
medic: crossbow, stock uber/kritz (very rarely, usually for surprise pushes and maintaining advantage), ubersaw

>>148288572
>>148288334
antlers and racks don't have equip regions,you can wear multiple of each

>>148275205
lol are you kidding me sniper is way more useful than engineer in 6s, also in valve matchmaking playing pyro is usually fine

>>148289516
>inb4 "what about other classes"

>abandoning seconds before last cap still gives no points

Valve is actually literally retarded.

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>playing casual
>dude and 3 of his teammates follow me across half the map to kill me
>guy who kills me taunts
>challenge him to a scout-locked duel
>after about 30 mins he ragequits
>score was 14-3
>game even drops me a new dueling minigame afterward
iron scout mains make me laugh

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??? why didn't i get gold when i did more than my teammate?

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>leave casual match because of retard teammates
>it automatically puts me back in a queue that cancels itself after five minutes every time
>half the time exiting it myself before that locks me out of playing for a while because "You are currently assigned to a match"

>>148290923
It's based on other people in your rank, not in your match

>>148291025
even so he shouldn't have gotten a silver when a lower damage got gold

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>guy on other team has team pyro in his name, and of course plays pyro
>bitches about in his last game his team was shit
>guy on my team says "maybe it wasn't just your team"
>we steamroll the other team
>he did nothing the entire game and only got 100 damage

>>148289930
yep
no other way to put it

>>148291154
The Fresh Meat's damage was gold-worthy compared to other people in his rank
The Troublemaker's damage was silver-worthy compared to other people in his rank

I don't have a problem with it

>>148289930
i'm in a game right now and i am gonna do that this game if they almost win heh

buncha european faggot tryhards on the other team

>win a game
>coordinator goes down so it doesnt count

lol

>>148291651
It will count, don't worry

>>148291447
>abandon
>no ban

lel

coordinator down again

REEEEEE

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Post Australians

>someone on the enemy team talks shit at the start of the round
>stomp them

Is there a better feeling?

Anyone else maining pomson engie just to piss off the other team.

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>>148291892

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>Want to buy strange scorchshot off the market
>Item server is down

even if people abandoning are a huge problem right now it will settle over time when
1) the ranks are more diversified and freshmeats are only matched against freshmeats
2) those who abandon have month long bans

>>148292012
>play a game
>roll enemy team
>play another game
>see dude that was on the other team in the last match on the other team in this match
>roll harder
>play another game
>see same guy
>roll at supersonic speed
>he abandons right before last caps

kek

>>148292141
this is a blue board please do not post pornographic anime pictures, thank you

regards, mom.

>>148292141
i don't know what that is supposed to be

How do I get good at competitive ?

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>>148291892

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feels good man

>>148292626
Looks like an annie-may gril getting some unspecified crevice filled with love-batter.

>>148292759
>i am high rank on a thing against noobs

feels good when you have nothing else in your life, right?

>>148292759
nice good job
did he comment on your your name in his stream?

>>148292657
read the sticky retard.

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING A BLACK SCREEN AFTER EVERY COMP

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>get into a comp mm game
>see someone on my team go spy
>ask him nicely to play medic since we don't have one
>he doesn't respond

how do you guys deal with fov in comp?

https://twitter.com/sops_ops/status/751358041023479808

lel sops is a BITCH

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>>148291892
DUDE ISLAM, LMAO

>>148293557
i've been using mini viewmodels since day 1 so i don't give a single shit

it takes like 5 minutes to get used to

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Thoughts on this?

>>148293650
it doesn't

>>148293815
not him but yeah it does

get good noob

>>148276083
> Delfy
Faggot.

>>148293894
how do you get good at getting used to mini viewmodels
how do you practice for that

My scout is always on bottom score in my UGC HL Team. Does this mean he probably shouldn't be on the team?

>>148294058
you get good and stop caring about unimportant things like viewmodels

CAN THE FUCKING ITEM SERVER STOP FUCKING GOING DOWN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>148293614
Very nice, is there any more middle eastern theme cosmetics you could use for your sniper?

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It's been five years since the phlogistinator came out.

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>>148294615
W-what?

>>148294615
has it really?

*looks it up*

holy shit

>>148289071
family.

>>148294298
yes.

>>148294298
Guys, is this a big deal? Also, if I get into top 3 ever as Pyro, is that a bad sign? Solly also usually gets bottom half or bottom third for score.

>>148292759
Change your name to say "Geel is a kike"

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4shbnx/the_quickiebomb_launcher/d59sti7

why are people who hate on b4nny this retarded

...

why am i reading reddit in first place

when pyro wins (and he will because of all the furries, bronies, weebs, females and LGBTQ's that play tf2) and he gets some retarded buff like >200 Hp! >double damage on all weapons! >can insta kill sentries xD
i will officially quit the god forsaken game

>>148295659
good

>>148295659
you can quit right now and nobody will miss you

>>148295659
If you are going to autistically sperg out/bait this bad, then yeah. Go back to fapping in your expired condoms while imaging Tracer.

>>148295323
i don't get it

>>148295863
>>148295743
>>148295726
Pyro was a mistake

just a reminder

>>148295659
Adios perra, nosotros no nesecita tu de todos modos

>>148296013
so was your birth desu

>>148296265
nice original comeback !

come play 3 stage Cactus Canyon
104.208.156.22:27015

>>148296361
>oh shit I can't bantz on his level
>I'd better insult him, that'll make me look smarter and better!

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>It's a "casual" match where in the enemy team consists of a party of 5 pro snipers stomping for shits and giggles

Why?

>>148296542
who are you quoting brah

>>148296542
> unoriginal insult
> damage control reply

Just stop

>>148296636
(you)

>>148296424
Ham reporting in. I'm trash

where did valve go? have they even made a game in the last five years? What happened to source 2?

fuck

>>148296719
but i never said either "oh shit I can't bantz on his level" nor "I'd better insult him, that'll make me look smarter and better!" tho

>>148296898
if youre asking about source 2 for tf2 it isnt gonna happen

>>148296783
Nevermind I guess. Connection keeps failing. I didn't even want to play anyways

>>148297065
hmm
i will speak to the guy who runs the server
thanks

Will tf2 servers ever Fucking come back up?

Holy shit are the item servers STILL down? It usually doesn't take this long, does it? What could they be doing over there

>>148297179
nothing

they dont care about tf2 how many times do you retards need to be told this

>>148290535
>scout-locked duel
Dueling mini-games can lock classes?

>>148293524
>don't pick medic
>tell other people to pick medic for him
Why do people do this?

>>148290535
Dueling minigames always drop on duel wins that are multiples of 10.

>>148293721
I like it.

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>play a well-balanced match of comp
>win
>have a good game overall
>this is the amount of xp earned

>Bigass TF2 update releases
>Servers get overloaded day 1 and don't work because Valve didn't allocate any extra servers for it
>Dota 2 update releases (includes quest line and small balance patch)
>BETTER GET RID OF ALL THE TF2 SERVERS TO ACCOMODATE THIS
t. valve

>>148298179
>Meepo AGI growth increased by 0.3 (1.5 after clones)
That's not small.

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>Support snoipah

This shit is fun as hell. It's almost like Overwatch™ by Blizzard Entertainment.

>>148298179
What the fuck were they DOING during competitive's beta?

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>>148298161
>filename

>>148298878
Nothing. They dont care

HOW ARE THE ITEM SERVERS S T I L L DOWN??????????

>>148298179
probably because
>tf2 doesn't have over half a million players that are russian
>these russians won't go CYKA BLYAT all over valve's servers if the game servers are down
>it isn't pandemonium when something stupid happens in an update

>>148298179
what does "t. " mean?

Had a fun time heavy, playing find the sentry was fun.

>>148299447
"Greetings, "

>>148299447
it's the short form for "regards" in some language
>>148299181
>it isn't pandemonium when something stupid happens in an update
It has been this update, enough that they responded to it pretty quickly. TF2's store page is now full of negative reviews and they've been blasted with messages

>>148299447
it's pure cancer and makes me hate this site

>>148299447
it came from the Finns on /int/

t. Finnish

>3 hours ago, trying to buy something off the market
>Can't connect to the game's item servers
>Try again just now
>Can't connect to the game's item servers
Why must life be pure suffering?

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I just want to buy a sydney sleeper killstreak kit...

>>148299830
ylilauta int you retard not 4chan int

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dubs names my iron bomber

>>148300590
nigger

>>148300590
>dubs
>>>/v/

>>148300590
i don't think you can get dubs on /vg/, dumbass

go back to /v/

>>148300590
Balls of Steel

>>148300590
>cosmetic items not sorted by position
Yes, I want you to use that as the name If i get dubs.

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is this fucking dota

>>148300662
>>148300694
>>148300731
these are me

>>148300694
>calling someone a dumbass for not knowing something you think is true
>think

are you retarded

>>148300590
Tsarnaev's Own Boston Bomber

Is rayshud broken? I updated it and it's still using the old hud

>>148301368
It's working perfectly for me

Then again, I haven't played since Sunday, but the Main Menu and shit is perfect

VALVE FIX YOUR FUCKING SERVERS WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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>>148301589
They're fixed.

I can't play

Is the server down? I haven't been able to play since the latest patch

>>148301316
reroll

>>148301020
>get carried
>start losing
Cx

>>148300590
Booty Blaster

BRING BACK PUBS REEEEEEE

>>148300662
>>148300694
There are no dubs on /v/ you idiots.

>>148303375
http://hownew.ru/

>>148303425
Oh, you were only pretending to be retarded, my mistake.

>>148303375
sorry i dont go on /v/ so i wouldnt know

i'm not a pleb :^)

>>148303375
There's dubs on the only /v/ that's worth visiting.

>>148303481
no not really, youre just too new to 4chan as a whole to get it i guess

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>>148303826
>I'll call him new, that'll show him

>>148303809
There's no dubs on /vg/ either, retard.

>>148303884
but i didn't say "I'll call him new, that'll show him" on that post

>>148304012
>being this autistic about phrasing

you really are a /v/ tard aren't you?