/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>148270139
>>148269019
>here (You)
>replying too
Are you illiterate or just a third-worlder? Or...both?

2nd for FUCK YOU ROCKSTAR WHY DOES THE X80 PROTO EXIST

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>rank 140
>invited to Paci Stan finale
>immediately invited to their crew
>asked how much I want for percentage
>"I'll take 15 but 20 is nice"
>Get kicked

haha oh wow.

>>148270356

Dank memes

Tropos is kawaii, if only you could blink the headlights.

yiffe

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>all these updates and fixes
>neglect to increase payouts for associates
>neglect to make crate missions more profitable
>instead release a bazillion new cars and shill shark cards

fucking jews

>>148270321

I think you are there son.

Matchmaking is broken, I keep getting put into games that already started as a spectator.

>Half the time it's just some nob being afk or playing the game like it's freeroam ignoring the objective

>>148270540
CEO update is old news, asshat. Why would you care about associates or their payouts, or crate missions? DO OUR STUNT RACES USING CARS YOU BUY WITH OUR SHARK CARDS HOMOFAG.

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Hopefully the fact they figured out how to make a car with working pop-ups means we might actually see the Hakumai return
I really hope R* makes a tuner DLC at some point, I want a coupe Stratum

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>>148270709

Shark cars or not, the only thing of high value that was actually worth dropping millions into was the Yacht. Makes me smile every time I spawn into it.

>>148270540
>neglect to increase payouts for associates
Anyone who thinks that they should get paid more is a fucking idiot
The CEO gets more for a reason, he's putting in all the money and taking all the risk. It's like heists. If you wanna give your associates money/want to get more money as an associate start up CEO work inbetween crate runs.

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Well this is not all bad, the new update is forcing my minmaxing faggotry and my autism to clean up my garages and trim the fat. And I still have 10 free slots per character before l even start.

>>148270540
Considering how long ago the game came out, all the regular people have moved on and only the die hard fans remain, and those would be more willing to buy the cards to keep enjoying the new content. Makes sense from a business standpoint

>>148270831
>the only thing ... worth dropping millions into was the Yacht
I can taste your buyers remorse from here.

>>148270749

Wasn't that the low rider update or do you want more NFS?

>>148270572
I am where? Please think for half a second before typing these nonsense replies.

>>148270540
FAF&F part two soon. Expand warehouses into Blaine County so you can travel twice as far to get crates shithead.

>>148271034

My yacht? No I actually love my yacht, It's the apartment I regret buying. That and Toro boat which came free with it a couple of months later when the yachts were released.

>>148270193
>removing the roof spoiler on the tropos makes the traction go up

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>>148271105
Lowriders aren't really tuners, I mean JDM and shit like that.
The only update we've got that could be considered a tuner update was the one in January that added the Banshee and Sultan mods at Benny's

>>148270918
>let's convince 3 people to waste their time helping me collect crates so that we can do an entirely separate mission to actually make money for them before switching back to a mission they have no incentive to accomplish.

As a CEO who has a lot of trouble finding people to help him collect crates, I see no reason why their payout shouldn't be higher considering they can make way more money doing literally anything else. The whole mechanic will be dead soon because of this flaw. Stop being such a complacent faggot you have no reason to object to something that benefits everyone.

CEO work isn't as profitable as spamming the pacstan finale, this game's decision is literally ruined by this pathetically obvious shark card bullshit. They don't want people making money and it's bullshit. They'll allow gamebreaking glitches and other bullshit to last for years before patching it, if ever; the second a glitch appears that could potentially damage shark card sales, it's patched immediately.

>>148271356
any custom spoiler option that isn't the default gives you the traction bonus

same as the spare wheel on the stirling gt

it's pretty dumb

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>>148270193

>New update
>No new music on the radios
>No vaporwave station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4SjcXApOq0

>>148271662
>meme music
Dumb frogposter

Omnis or Tropos?

I only have enough r* bux for one

>>148271556
Lmao this kid actually does CEO work in public lobbies and looks for shitters to be associates with him
No shit it's not as profitable as spamming pacistandard (which is patched as of the latest update btw, so you'll need to go through all the setups now) when you probably get half your shipments blown up by some underaged jetshitter.
Do CEO work and crates in a solo public session and you'll have so much money you won't know what to do with it.

>>148271775

What do you listen too? Radio Los Santos all the time? I've played long enough to have heard everything thousands of times.

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>mfw seeing the etr1 cockpit

>>148271867
i think the omnis is the better one performance-wise but for the love of god just get the one you like best

>>148271159
why did I ever think doing the same 5 or 6 crate missions literally hundreds of times in a row so I can make less money than pacstan grinding was a good idea? Why did I think doing like 200 buy missions and 4 sell missions just to make my money back on a basic bitch office and warehouse was a sound investment?

>>148271981
I do it in public lobbies and I've literally never lost a shipment. Not one. dozens and dozens of people have tried to destroy my shipments and I've killed every single one of them without fault and secured the package.

Also I don't feel liking going through all the trouble of messing with my firewall settings just to get into a solo public lobby.

>>148271867
Asking this or the Trophy truck vs Desert Raid is hard as fuck, they're all excellent vehicles.

>>148271981
>grinding crate missions alone by yourself for hours and hours
>implying this is a fun way to make money
>implying this is a solid foundation for a progression meta
>all while defending shark card sales

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>>148271982
>only music that exists is memes and dadrock

Go listen to your eurobeat and nightcore faggot.

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new bike is fun

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>poorfags

lel

>>148272332

Someone's angry. Why so angry?

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>it's a trying to stay focused on crates and make money but I end up distracted by /gtag/ shenanigans and join the neverending free roam deathmatch that surrounds bl8er episode

ATTENTION ANYONE WITH AN EMPORNIUM ACCOUNT

Freeleech is going on for the next 9 hours. That is all.

>>148272807
>total spent
>81billion

>>148271530
Game?

>>148273287
>>148272807
i wasn't aware there was even 81 billion dollars worth of content to be bought in this game

>>148273385

Need For Speed: Los Santos

>>148273287
>>148273419
Rsheckel took ALL my money when they were trying to fix the car sales bug then gave me back a portion of it.

>>148273264
This general can be cool sometimes. Thanks.

>>148273086
sorry, i didn't realize being rude was being angry.

So does the glitch where everyone leaves end premium races?

>>148272304
>defending shark card sales
Never did that tbqhwy

>>148273264

> using the what.cd of porn trackers

What does empornium have that can't be found on pornolab?

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new truck is fun

>>148273264
>3D
Get out of my fucking general right now.

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When you pop a wheelie on a boost pad it gives you a very strong boost in speed and torque.

Has me winning pretty much every bike race. Even preventing falls like this one.

>>148273686
by implying that solo crate missions are a decent way to make money, you are implying that they are in fact not bullshit and designed to make shit money to entice people into buying shark cards. Because they are in fact shit money, by defending their current form, you are by extension defending shark cards

Would it be criminal to put lowered suspension on the Desert Raid?

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>>148273823
>implying there's anything wrong with 3D
>implying empornium doesn't have hentai on it

wew lad

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>R* will never go back and give the ruiner and coquette classic popup headlights

>>148273952
it'd be fine. not like it's going to turn into a lowrider all of a sudden

>join stunt race
>custom vehicles on
>i have no custom supers

is there a way to filter and get races with it off?

>>148273885
>solo crate missions are bullshit designed to make shit money
Are you just really bad? Because they're literally the best way to make money right now.

>can't change the sides of the fiat
>stuck with ugly black bolted on shit

ROOOCKSTARRRRR!!

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>>148274268
I was disappointed too, just embrace them and go full tuner

>>148274210

>>148274234
doing pacstan even without the glitch is still better money.

Also you can do it with friends and not have to resist shooting yourself in the head as you spam the same <10 missions over and over hundreds of times, moaning every time it's a 3-separate-crates mission and sighing every time it's a "there are 5 vans and you have to find the right one!" episode

>>148274485
But that van mission is one of the easiest ones. You literally just pop open the quick menu and checkpoint the crate.

Trackify is the only bullshit one.

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So is the Elegy confirmed OP in the stunt races

>>148274037

I which is funny since I'm sure they can. They have moving parts on a bunch of vehicles like the T20 and X80.

>>148274485
>also you can do it with friends
>implying this is not also a downside because you need to have people constantly available to do it
>there are 5 vans and you have to find the right one!
3 max, and if you weren't bad you would know that A) when you need to find them via minimap you can just quick GPS to the correct van and B) when you need to locate them via Trackify you can wait to see the delayed third blip which is 100% always the correct van.
You shitter.

>>148274750
no. stunt races have way too many straights in them, and the bends are too weak for the elegy to be competetive in the top tier.

I'm not saying you can not win races with it against absolute fucking retards, but I don't think that's what your asking here.

Massacro is still king

>>148274852
>grinding missions by yourself for hours every day
I might be a shitter but you're legitimately autistic

>>148274451
I wanted to embrace my inner suburban housewife with a small dog

>>148275024
All I'm hearing is another poorfag whining about how hard it is to make money when he doesn't even know the basics.

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>only 10 million cash left
>the excel sheet tells me I'm gonna need another GTA$4,821,330 to buy everything l want

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>>148275229
>the excel sheet

>>148275163
There's still the issi

>>148275175
and all I'm hearing is a fag with modded money pretending like everything is fine because he doesn't actually have to make money to buy anything

>>148275229
>have $13M
>buy all the things I want
>still have a mill left over in the bank

totally worth it to be honest

>>148275504
Well you have to have 1 million at all times so the safe in your office always shows as full.

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Post forgotton mememobiles

>>148275484
All my cash is legit but even if it wasn't so fucking what? I thought you were against shark cards.

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>>148275163
>I wanted to embrace my inner suburban housewife with a small dog
Then you best get over here and start servicing my BBC

>>148275598
the point is that it is a strange game, and the only winning move is not to play. You are either a hacking script kiddie, an autist grinder, a shark card fag or a filthy pleb. There are no more heroes.

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>>148275576

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>>148275576

>>148275573
I dont even care about that
I just care about having a bunch of cars that are cool and fun to drive

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>>148273996

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>>148275576

>>148276023
man.

this is the only meme i fell for and regret.
despite pretty much knowing they fuck me over with it.

>>148276023
This one is the sweetest
>costs a fortune
>ugly as sin
>drives like shit
>irrelevant a few weeks after it came out

>>148276282
>>148276281
Is there a faster car now?

>>148276023
Why Rockstar? It barely had a chance to shine.

>>148276379
all 3 new super cars are faster.

>>148276379
The three new supers are all faster

>>148276379
there are three to four

>>148276379
several
about 3-4 seconds faster, cost the same or even less

>>148276379
Literally all the new 3 supers btfo it.

>>148276379
Best new car is the mazda thing

>>148276456
>>148276459
>>148276469
>>148276473
>>148276491
HAHA WOW!

Fuck Cockstar.

>>148276379
ALL OF THE NEW ONES!

apparently I have like 5 cars that are impossible to sell

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>>148275576

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>not using the true best vehicle

>>148275705
Please stop messaging me, blater

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>>148275705
Saber is NOT for sexualising!

>it's a rockstar releases an expensive super and then proceeds to release better cars a month later episode

supershitters ONCE AGAIN btfo

>>148276863
youre wrong, i have a bwc not a bbc

>>148276821
Same thing happened to my solid gold Dubsta, just give it time. If they were free cars, you can override them by buying a new car.

>>148276846
i'm not driving around in it all the time like a fucking faggot pussy, but yeah, it probably is the overall best GTA vehicle

>>148276846
You forgot the quote for >>148275576

>>148277025
>forgotten
>I use it all the time

I wanted one since release and I will probably never use anything else

>>148276963
Didn't the Zentorno hold the #1 spot for a year?

>>148276963
>implying the osiris wasn't competitive after the T20

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So now that the only super way is the Mazda, all the other supers are just for show and everyone can drive their favorite, be it an Osiris or a Vacca

...or are the new supers not available in the regular races?

How are the new bikes?

>>148277154
zentorno's been competitive in super races until today

>>148277154
It was still competitive after that too, only .16s slower than T20

>>148277270
Gar***le is fun.

>>148277270
chopper is surprisingly quick in stunt races

dakar bike is fucking amazing

>they actually added sukajans
they listened to a wish I didn't even think to make because it would be too improbable

what's happening why is this update actually good

Fuck man it's taking me over an hour to make 100k because matchmaking is so slow today. It's already 5pm and I only made 300k today, what a waste of fucking time.

>>148277571
Christ, just go do CEO missions instead

>>148277512
if you look closely you'll see the textures on those jackets are terribly blurry

>>148277571
get a job, minimum wage.
work one day
buy 2 shark cards
quit

>>148276938
Who bothers to make such tiny sandwiches?

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>only have 3 million
>fall for the Omnis meme

fuuuuuuuck why

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I fucking hate these stunt races
You can do everything right but get fucked by a random ass jump
Cucks that put catchup on fuck over first place, where sometimes it's impossible to make a jump because your car is going 60% of its speed
shits aids

>>148277938
even if all these meme settings are off, you'll still overshoot most chekpoints after a jump if you follow a track right without losing much speed

>>148277831
>not liking the quattro

Dumb frogposter.

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>>148278079
then I fucking overshoot it and go over the checkpoint into the side of a fucking mountain

>>148277716
Japaneses. I think they make normal sandwiches and cut them in quarters. I don't get it, myself.

Where can I get the Hot Coffee mod? The original creator's site links to another site that no longer hosts it.

>>148276938
She's whatever I want her for because she's a slave to my black cock.

And tell Mugi I said wussup.

>>148278079
>play Trench I for the first time
>jump leads to the gates of heaven
>assume the checkpoint I rocket over will still count
>3rd to 12th place in less than 3 seconds

do spoiler actually change a damn thing? I wannna take that huge ugly spoiler off my quattro

>>148278887
Yes, though any aftermarket spoiler will do the same thing.

>>148278887
it's about a 20% increase in traction, ironically any vehicle that comes stock with a spoiler has to have it's spoiler either changed or painted for this to take effect.

Do offroad rims actually help your vehicle off road? So many children say they do but they are only listed as being rims

>>148279229
Broughy had a video on it, for very specific vehicles it helps avoid loss of traction on curbs and such, but for the vast majority all tires are the same.

>can't use warrener in rally races
...but

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>"Player is currently active on a job."

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>>148279229
This is the list. Some of the new supers benefit from them too. Broughy's video about them explains why they help, something about collision and such.

well that update was fun for a whole 2 hours

>in first place in a bike stunt race
>fly over the jump too high and the checkpoint doesn't register
>1st to last in a fucking instant
>go offroading and get a DNF instead

Why the fuck is this allowed?

>>148280013
>not every jump is worth taking

I don't regret buying the X80.

My goal is to have the most expensive everything in the game.

I already have the most expensive fully upgraded office, most expensive boat, the X80, the gold Swift/heli, and I plan on getting the 1mil apartment by the end of the week, since it's on sale.

The grind will be real when the Yacht and Gold Jet goes on sale.

>>148280326
You miss 100% of the jumps you don't take

>>148280326
It wasn't a jump you can avoid, it was one of those le ebin huge jumps with a steep fall the the rest of the track.

>>148280440
pfftt

>>148279191
so it won't change anything if I take it off?

>>148280545
from what it is right now if you haven't bought one for it specifically? probably not, but keep an eye on the traction meter just in case.

>>148280545
Yeah, it won't change anything even though he just said it would. Fucking retard

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Man you don't even have to slow down to turn with the re-7b what was cockstar thinking

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>>148280457
False. They are simply not included into your total made jumps / failed jumps list.
I have always hated the "miss all shots you don't take" saying, even though I know it's just a saying to get people to try something than be complacent.
I wish I had something I could do, and people who cared about me.

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>>148279389
>join crew
>no games full of gtag just like 1 gtag person

you fucks need to wake up

>>148279931
I don't know what you're expecting out of this game aside from more cars/clothes and some game modes. They're never going to revamp the entire game or change the core grinding gameplay of it.

>>148280759
xbone?

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>>148280832
pc_

>>148280659
>ironically any vehicle that comes stock with a spoiler has to have it's spoiler either changed or painted for this to take effect.

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So I found you can still have fun when you fuckup and are doomed to DNF. Just too bad about retarded checkpoints not registering if you're too high or being knocked off by another player. This kills the fun out of the competitive aspect of it for me, still fun tracks, at least.

how's the gargoyle?

>>148281395
Fast and fun

>>148281087
>stunt tracks
>competitive

>>148275576
Holy fuck this is still in the game?

ahahaha

I don't remember the further adventures fucking the servers this hard. Clearly there weren't enough supers.

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>>148275576

Doesn't really seem like doing crates makes you much money. Am I not supposed to be doing three crates at once for better profit or something?

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i still like my trusty rebel pickup.

the trophy truck is a big bully...

>>148282092
you can do 111 crates at once if you're careful. Profit is supposedly staggering, as are the myriad of things that can go wrong.

I don't own a supercar but I know that in terms of top speed irl it's Bugatti Veyron > Mclaren F1 > McLaren P1.

How do their ingame counterparts perform?

Do you lose money everytime your hydra is destroyed? I had 300k 5 minutes ago and now I have 0

Which is better Tropos or Omnis? I'm torn.

Omnis seems to slip around more, and the Tropos seems slower but grips harder...

Well, sold the Omnis. That wide body kit and those awful liveries really ruin the car. As far as I'm concerned, it's all about the Tropos.

>>148282242
was it cash or money in your bank?

>>148282327
money in bank

I'm downloading the update right now on PC, who is doing the races and isn't a total sperg shitbag

>>148282287
you can take it off tho

>>148282470
anyone on reddit

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>>148282470
Normie timbers last I checked

>>148282287
The liveries on the Tropos are the ones that suck, it's either unpaintable lime green or unpaintable blue and red

>money piles in office clear out depending on how much money is in your bank account
>Selling all your merch doesn't clean out the office of illegal merch.

For what purpose?

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really thinking of buying the Brioso

is it shit?

Is the BF400 any good?

>>148282850
Yes

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>discover there's a thing on the rockstar website where you can just send the GTA dev team a short email

>send them a message saying that GTA Online needs better incentives for hanging around in freemode, ways of making money to provide interesting alternatives to missions and heists
>6 months later, the Freemode Events update rolls out

>send them a message saying that they need to take custom races to the next level by allowing people to create entirely custom free-floating tracks without needing to spend hours glitching cargo containers into the sky
>6 months later, the Cunning Stunts update is released

Guys I think I'm secretly in control of gta online development

What should I tell them to do next?

>>148282946
Tell them to gimme free dollars and cars

>>148282946
let me clean out my goddamn office

also add heists

>>148282946
tell them to make another armored pov

>>148282946
It's not crazy to think that considering a single reddit post created gun racks.

>>148282946
>spend hours glitching cargo containers into the sky
Except this hasn't been true since a long time. They removed the restrictions on item placements ages ago. Nice inflated sense of self-worth though, work on it and you might reach Blater's level.

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all I wanted was the hoonigan Tampa

>>148283267
Next week, calm down nigga

>>148283267
in due time hooner, in due time

>>148282552
Can't take off the body kit. With the liveries off, it looks like crap and the liveries all awful.

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https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/community/posts/209043178-character-tranfer-pc-to-pc-
>I recently tranferred my xbox one character to pc on my moms steam account as she shares her account with me, however I was wondering if I purchased the game on my own steam account if I could tranfer my character again from hers to mine. Thanks!

t. o0Nuka0o

https://a.pomf.cat/lkamlm.mp4

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Need 2 people for pac standard
SC OfficerAida

What's the tippy toppest new super?

>>148283487
This is money

>>148283664
RE-7B
But all three new supers broke the previous record

>>148283664
Re-7b

>>148282738

I think he's saying that on the Tropos you can at least remove the livery and it doesn't look like complete shit. Seriously, the Omnis body kit is garbage.

>>148283735
what did he mean by this

>>148283825
DELETE THIS

>>148282946
Tell them to make it easier to make money.

>>148283770
>>148283780
I was hoping it would be the ETR1 but that's fine. At least aesthetics match quality to some degree this time.

>It's a 'new supers that completely dominate the class and ruin the newest supers not even a month ago' episode.
Fucking Shekelstar at it again! Goddamm cocksuckers..

At least let me remove the fucking Pisswasser logo from the windshield on my Tyrus for fuck's sake.

>3 free decal cars on super autos
Wait what

>>148284238
They're faster than their normal counterparts.

When is Broughy gonna release the top speed tests? I'm curious if any of the new supers are gonna shit on the 811.

>>148284615
I think Gun1t did one. His tests aren't that good but, the 811 was pretty consistent at destroying them.

>got off work before fiance
>go home to pay gta o
> 939 mb update
>won't finish before I have to pick her up

I hate my life I really do. :(

>>148284615
I did a run of Route 68, basically a long straight road, and the banshee custom beats the REEEEE by about 4 seconds in a 2 minute race. I imagine it's quite the opposite for criminal records.

>>148284925
Don't the 811 and Banshee only win these things in straight lines and even using double clutch? I thought Broughy tests real world track scenarios only, and all the new supers demolish the 811 and the Banshee around a circuit.

>>148285165
They do but >>148284615's question was about top speed.

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post your new comfy sleepers, anons!

>>148284086
yeah, that logo is annoying as fuck. I love the tyrus tho, so slim and so intense looking.

>>148284940
hey, you have a qt fiance, that's nice anon!
>>148283825
delete this...... wtf.

is lifeinvader.com real or is it a phishing scam?

>>148284940
>get off work early
>have a fiance
>do well enough to play video games in my spare time
>I hate my life I really do. :(

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>Wind up in a lobby by myself and decide to try out the crates
>Collect 9 crates then try to sell them
>Get the fucking mission where you have to fly a plane to drop packages off but I don't have anyone to work the jammer in the passenger seat
>Spaghetti myself into a building after hearing the lock on sound after the first drop off (It was my first time I was nervous fuck off)
>Lose all that time and money

>>148285452
Yeah but I just wanted to play some hiest.

93 minutes left and I have to get her in a hour and half.

>>148283770
Better then proto?

>>148285709
Miles better. "What were they thinking" better.

>>148285662
cute...

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>>148285696
>1 gig
>2 hours

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>>148283310
it's coming next tuesday?

>>148285971
It is dsl connection.

I know please send help

>>148280963
I feel you my nigger

>>148285565
Answer me so I can make a support ticket

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>>148282850
it's cute

TROPOS OR OMNIS? I DON'T KNOW WHICH TO BUY HELP

>>148286457
both

you can easily max out the tropos' accel through modding. speed isn't much difference. both feel the same turning too. It's all about aesthetic.

I wonder if they're ever going to make supers faster than these. At some point if they keep adding traction it's just going to get stupid from a physics perspective. You barely have to brake as it is.
>>148286457
Both
But if you can only afford one, get the Omnis if you like the liveries because it looks kinda bad without them, Tropos looks good without liveries in my ~opinion~

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>It's a "Use trackify to locate the crates" episode

>>148286164
that's true. ur cute too.

>>148286457
go for the one which has the aesthetic you prefer, anon.

personally i bought both because i like both of their aesthetics for different reasons.

>>148287119
I PREFER THE OBEY, BUT THE HEADLIGHTS FLOAT WHEN THE BUMPER COMES OFF AND THE LAMPADATI HAS CUTE LIL POP UP HEADLIGHTS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO

>It's a get "1st place in every race until you do a premium race" episode

>>148287328
THANK YOU, YOU LOOK VERY NICE TODAY, DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR.

>>148287328
Don't crash then u dip

>been grinding for the entire VIP time limit
>only 500k

No heists is suffering

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>>148286894
>go pick up these crates boss, ezpz
>drive there
>Valkyrie stole that shit, flying away over the mountains
>takes me forever to catch up and take it down with the homing kissile launcher
>aimbotting merryweather cunts oneshot me out of nowhere
>call a helicopter to pick me up to get back faster
>die to the blades on the rear end
>flies away
>didn't get a single crate back to the warehouse
rate and subscribe

>>148287561
>>148283487

>>148287441
I STRAIGHTENED IT THANKS FOR NOTICING

Anyone one up to do some stunt modes? I haven't tried them yet.

>>148287626
I'd rather stay poor than heist with a furry.

>>148287914
Hey look, when it comes down to it, it's a video game. In the dark, all cats are sexy.

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>>148286894
>have to drive all the way to mount chinchilla because trackify
>5 minutes left blah blah
>blip is indiciting it's on the calafia dirt road
>suddenly indicates it's on the paleto side of the fucking mountain now
>1 minute left, call in buzzard
>fly to paleto
>blip is now back towards calafia road
>can't get them all. better luck next time
Be sure to like and subscribe to this blog.

>>148287626
I'm on the PissFord

Someone post the dune and the other leaked truck

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super comfy sleeper!

>>148287328
get the obey and drive safely, anon!
the lampa does have cute lil pop up lights tho...

>>148288034
that was a nice blog, anon

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radical

gnarly

>>148287914
Good.

>>148288589
deactivate

>>148288034
>doing crate shit in grapeseed

sausage, anon

DaddiesLilDindu here, how do I get into the same game as GTAG?

>>148288953
join the crew or run into them on accident and try to fit in

>>148288953
search for crew in the esc menu

>>148287914
the funny part is i've never seen aida mention it himself
it's always other niggers posting about it like anyone gives a shit as if liking animal people by itself is a problem

>>148288589

thats more 1970s then 1980s.

use the obey omni.

>>148282850
>>148285991
stop forcing this shitty meme face

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>walk out my office
>two guys in suits step out from behind the pillars in front of the entrance
>gun me down with Vintage Pistols
>jump in a black sedan and drive off
>mfw

I'm not going to appear in some Mafia RP kill video am I?

Fuck I try to do a sell mission and I keep getting a wanted level for no reason so I can't deliver any crates. I hope I didn't lose my whole shipment by alt+tab quitting

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>>148290216
tfw i wish i saw this happen

>>148290483
>replacing only one of the wheels
Full retard like always, eh?

>>148290483
Switch the front and back wheels anon

>>148290483

Fuck, if I'd had action replay on I could've put some music from the Godfather over it, maybe even a few oranges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpXZM6mPgtU

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>>148290562
you're being autistic.

>>148290578
the wheel on the front provides greater stability as the sheer power from the rear wheel is huge.

>>148290657
yeah... action replay/shadowplay are so good to have for those perfect moments

Damn the Tropos will NOT oversteer

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What the fuck am I reading?

>>148290875
Goddamn you are stupid.

>>148290942
morse code?

>>148290975
lol, go the fuck to sleep dude.

>>148291120
Nah, I don't have a beddy bye time like you, child.

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I love my bikes.

>>148291208
lol stay awake forever dude.

Just remove your gtag crew tag and you're legally allowed to kill him on sight.

>>148290875
I fucking love the Obey but GODDAMN the body is ugly

>>148290875
>calls other people autistic
>"the wheel on the front provides greater stability as the sheer power from the rear wheel is huge"

>>148291637
I was really hoping it was going to come with a stock version.

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Hell yeah! Work is funfuckingtastic!

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>>148291637
>>148291743
Yeah, I can understand that. I happen to like it tho because it is similar to the wacky japanese body kits. I installed a ramen cooker in mine.

>>148291646
;) do you believe everything you read on the internet?

>>148291743
you can i both. At least the lancia is salvageable

>>148292183
No, but I believe you should kill yourself for having such shit taste.

>>148290942
[1 Cyan Block]

THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION HAS BEEN A DISASTER TO THE STABILITY OF THE HUMAN RACE.

[1 Yellow]

ALMOST ALL WOULD AGREE THAT CONTINUED FOCUS ON THE SUPERIORITY OF THE SUB 40 YOUNGER GENERATION WILL RESULT IN THE CATASTROPHIC AND TRAGIC END TO OUR CIVILIZATION.

[1 Green]

MAN IS A NOCTURNAL ANIMAL BY NATURE.

[1 Purple]

THOSE WHO EXIST IN THE INDUSTRIAL-TECHNOLOGICAL SOCIETY, BATHING IN SUNLIGHT AND ELECTRONICS, SUFFER FROM PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS.

[2 Cyan]

HYPERVITAMINOSIS D CAUSES ABNORMALLY HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF CALCIUM, WHICH CAN CAUSE HARM TO THE HEART, KIDNEYS AND BONES. TOXIC CONCENTRATIONS ARE A DIRECT RESULT OF EXPOSURE TO THE SUN.

[1 Red]

CROWDING CAUSES STRESS AND AGGRESSION.

[2 Green]

PRIMITIVE SOCIETIES, ONES WHERE CLOTHES AND TOOLS OF THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION WERE NOT NEEDED, PROVIDED A STABLE FRAMEWORK FOR THE FUNCTION OF SOCIETY.

[3 Cyan]

ONE CANNOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE DECAY OF TRADITIONAL VALUES YET EMBRACE TECHNOLOGY.

[2 Red]

A MAN AS AN INDIVIDUAL, WORKING WITH AN AUTONOMOUS GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS, ALL OF WHOM ARE NAKED IN SPIRIT AND IN THE CLOTH, REMAINS HEALTHY TO HIMSELF AND OTHERS.

[2 Purple]

SUB 40S ONLY EXIST AS SUBSISTENCE TO THE ALTRUISTIC MAN AND GAINS LIFE FROM CONSUMING THEM.

[4 Cyan]

BAN CLOTHES. BAN LIES. BAN DECEIT. EAT OF THE FLESH. DRINK OF THE BLOOD. WE SHALL BE FREE ONCE MORE. BECAUSE WE KNOW. ALTRUISM. THE GREATEST GOOD, FOR THE GREATEST GENERATION. WE SHALL BOOM AGAIN.

From the wiki for a 3 year old game.

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how much are you guys expecting the hoonigan tampa to cost?

I guess around 900k

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>>148292241
Yeah, I got that and went full street car.
>mfw option to remove stock spoiler that adds traction

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>>148292594
probably less than a million

Does the stock car version of the dominator have better stats than the street version?

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>>148292795
posting the rest

>>148292895
Yes, but I'm not sure if that makes it the top muscle car. May still be less good than the Custom Sabre Turbo, if better than the regular Dominator

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>>148292320
aw, your butthurt is real. You're like a little toddler having a tantrum.

>>148292594
780k. Should be fun.

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>blasting full throttle around Mt chill in the Obey Omnis.

This shits pretty fun man. Can't wait for the Tampa.

>>148292895
Stock cars have more acceleration than their normal variants.

>>148292965
Another aston martin, great...

>>148292997
Time to go full rally

what would be the best rally car with armor.

Fucking rockstar made my crate fall through the world.

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>>148292965

>>148292725
>removing spoiler adds traction
when any option that costs money and requires you to own the 3 million dollar car improves performance even if it doesn't make sense, has rockstar gone too far?

>>148292965
Yep, its a car alright

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>>148288203
http://imgur.com/a/kz2hZ

>>148293045
aston martin cars are some of the most boring looking, that one is no different than the rest. Zzzz

>>148293249
Those fucking wheels again STOP THIS

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>>148293249
and based dune

pegasus only goy :^)

>>148293469
That thing is almost as big as a firetruck. No one was expecting it to go in a garage.

>>148293407
take ur pills

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>>148293407
I would pay almost any amount of real world cash for a rims only update. Even the ability to choose from the pool of all available stock wheels or even repaint them would be a game changing improvement aesthetically.

>>148293469
Isn't this just the brickade

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>>148293550
>>148293469
It's not a Pegasus Vehicle. There are LSC mods clearly listed in the files. It's about 3/4 as tall as and half the length of the Brickade.

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>>148293550
There is a huge 10 car garage hidden in the game's files, maybe big enough to fit one of these trucks.

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>>148293593
>can't change the color of the Stratos' stock rims
just what the HECK
at least theres some vaguely similar 5-spoked rims in tuners

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>>148293883
Changing the stock rims removes the slicks and cuts tire width by 25%

>>148293802
>a not shitty brickade essentially
cool

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>>148294057

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>>148294016
thx r*

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>>148294206
i love it

This >>148294206 doesn't look like >>148293802
Fucking rockstar

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>tfw I want to get online but have to continue torrenting porn from the empornium freeleech mentioned earlier
seed my degenerate BDSM porn faster, you fucks

I want to paint my stratos

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could this be the NEW MEME?

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this fucking grip though

>>148293190
Go chase after it

Guys, I think I have to start yet another save file if I want to get this 100% on GTA III. But this time I'm just so much deeper into the game. I'm only 37 main missions in, but I've done most of the import/export that I can do, and I've done all the taxi/fire missions I can do. grabbed all the hidden packages possible. But going to portland just gets me killed ASAp, and there is a chunk of shit I need to do

>>148296306
It's highly recommended to 100% Portland before you do anything else in a 100% GTAIII run.

t. Someone who has gotten to 94% in GTAIII.

>>148296560
I forget. do I NEED to do paramedic missions on Portland?

>>148294539
>downloading porn

do you actually exist?

Any luck on hacks?

>>148297029
No way fag.

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>>148296643
seriously, who does that?

I just go and rent some from the video store

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my dick, hnnnng

>>148297072
I don't have anyone to play with, you can't seriously expect me to get 30 million by myself

>>148296560

And fuck you for reminding me that I never found that fucking Ice Cream truck.

>>148296606
Technically no.

But it is far easier to do it before any of the gangs hate you. It's just highly recommended to do so because it's already a headache on its own.

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>>148296643
Listen here, bitch. I have patrician tastes in porn and my shit cannot normally be found on streaming websites. I have a 3 TB HD and it's going to get used.

I have about 200 GB left.

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>>148297904
>finding the ice cream truck
>hard

You can either do firefighting missions until one shows up, or steal the one from the last El Burro mission. ez pz

>>148297029
I've gotten my personal menu working.

>>148298270

It's too late for me, anon. The scars are there. No amount of Mr Whippy or cheerful music can fix that.

>>148297520
does it come with body mods?

>>148298350
Hope shit gets out soon, grinding in this game wouldn't be so much of a pain if everything was first try.

>>148298350
Going to do any money sharing?

>>148293045
>Aston Martin
ITS A FUCKING JAG

PROGEN OR ANNIS WHICH ONE SEND HELP

>>148299570
Get the anus

>>148294990
>10th