/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>>148220056

>>148220102
>world record
Do you get to keep the tattoo that comes with it or do you lose it as soon as some faggot scores a totally legit 5 seconds lap time?

>>148220056
Did quattro poster see the last sentence on the description for it on southersanandreassuperautos?

I think they know who you are

>>148220321
>tfw you'll never die a happy man like quattro poster

>>148220132
are you playing on a 16:10 monitor or something

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Forgot to post in the previous bread, there is also a new rally truck incoming with a ton of liveries

>>148220405
21:9

does anyone know if you can get the "returning player" rewards twice? i played through the sp on ps3 and i connected my PSN account to my old social club account, but i have a new account (got it gifted on steam) which i play on for a while now and connected that account to my psn account but i obv dont have the returning player stuff, is there any way i can still get them? maybe contact rockstar support to transfer my shit or merge accounts or sth? or am i fucked

>>148220213
Not sure to be honest, I've set like 4 world records just going through the tracks on solo.

These are my first world records but I'm assuming I'll be able to keep the stuff I get.

>>148220425
sheeeet

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>Chat filter: Off/Some/Strict

IT'S HAPPENING

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can you only use the new vehicles for the new tracks or you can use old ones? also the ones that looked like racing vehicles like the banshee 900r

whats the annis based off of

>>148220685
Mazda Endurance Car id say.

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>>148220409

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It's only a matter of time.

>>148220758
thx famm

>>148220056
i'm happy for you anon!

>>148220787
FUCK YES
I know what I'm buying next

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>>148220787

>>148220409
yessssssssssss

>>148220926
>sponsor from people you rob
ayy

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>>148220926

>>148221037
Sweet.

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It's love. The text is 10/10.

>>148221037
niiice.

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>>148221037

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>>148221206

Best update ever?
It's close

>>148221536
I'm close to updating on you

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>>148221461

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>>148221461
>>148221587

my dick

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THIS FUCKING GAME!

>>148220213
I finished a race and it gave me a world record through a glitch, but I kept the tattoo. Feels good until you realise nobody can really tell desu.

Can you customise the color of the new cars at all or are the liveries the end of customisation?

>>148220056
So what's general consensus on quickest way to make money (apart from shark cards)?

>>148221682
You can customize the colors and there's a separate option for liveries including "none"

>>148220529
so no more chinese/russian gibberish spamming on your screen?

>>148221785
Thank god

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>prices of these new cars
I ain't made of money

>>148221780
do all heists. The first time you run them you get a bonus. After that, CEO/VIP runs.

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>>148221871

>>148221943
>do all heists
But how can I do that if I have no friends and all the pub match people are retards?

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>still no 6th garage
why

>>148222114

You have to ask yourself - are the low tier sports/sedans/off-road/whatever cars you own worth keeping? Is something like the Buffalo S or Stinger really worth it? To me, no.

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Feels good.

>>148222051
this looks fun.

>>148220449
If you mean twice on the same platform (PC) then you're possibly screwed. Should have used the same Social Club account.

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>>148222173
you have a point, but i love collecting these cars
is there a reason not to add more garages?

>>148222092
Be patient with it. I've done every heist with pugs in the last two weeks. Tons of failures, but they were all done eventually. Or you can just join a gtag session and ask there if anyone wants to join. Or just tag along with them for VIP missions.

Either way just don't spend a penny until you have 1.2 million so you can buy an office and warehouse and begin CEO work.

>>148222297

I'm really not sure. There's shark card money to be made with a 6th property, so I'm not sure why. I only keep top tier cars, a few personal favorites and the Faggio.

>>148221795
To me it sounds more like you'll be able to say things like "fuck" and "rockstar" in chat.

The stuff to buy are mehhh but the races are fun

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This thing can climb almost any incline. It's quite fun. It has basically no interesting modifications in the mod-shop sadly.

What's your favourite vehicle from the update, anons?

>>148222406
Which ones are your personal favourites?

PSA: GOY IS NOW FILTERED IN THE TEXT CHAT

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>no go-kart in gtao

whylive.bmp

>>148222451
But think of the children!

>>148222668
is this the next thing Audi friend is going to beg for?

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>>148222668
at least you have this thing, it's pretty fun

>>148222532

The 9F Cabrio is a fun car. By no means is it that great. It's not use-able in races, but it's still satisfying to drive. The Cheetah also can't compete in super car races, but it's still my favorite looking car in the game. Voltic, too.

>>148222782
that's cute.

>>148222782
>use in heist
>assholes always try to rush and take it
>[me only]
>some jackass gets pissed and tries to blow it up
mine is hot pink. would be great if we could gtag meetup and race.

>>148222782
Riding it with Trevor wearing a dress is pretty silly

>>148222802
That's neat, I agree the 9f cabrio is cool, so is the voltic - and the cheetah is a gta classic which i quite enjoy.

I'm going to mull over which cars I really want in my garages and which ones I don't. I don't care too much about having the fastest car of each category - but I do like to have one really fast car if I want to do a race or if I want to chase someone down.

I have some cars like the roosevelte valor and the dubsta 2 which sorta have sentimental value, but I'm not sure if I need to get rid of them to free up space - I don't really drive them that much, they just sit in my garage looking nice.

>>148222971
post yourself riding it pls

patch notes fucking when

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>>148222051

>You have to own one of the outrageously expensive new vehicles to enter a premium race to possibly win a large payout
>They're only available for a week
>If yer not first yer last and you dont get anything but RP

Thank god, for a second there I thought they were actually letting you make some money off this update without having to get assreamed first.

>>148223079

Yeah, it's hard getting rid of cars you bought on old gen. The Tornado was a big deal to me. It wasn't purchasable, so you had to find it. I was near my apartment about to put it in my garage and a tank blew me up. I kind of miss the days of the tank being the worst thing you could encounter.

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>>148223130

Bikes on Benny fucking when? We need new wheels immediately.

>it's a contact race with trophy trucks

NO. NO NO NO NO. NO.

>20 000 race
>only first place gets anything 100 000

everyone else gets literally nothing

I was baited

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>people who ram you off the road during a race

>>148223091
Like an hour ago
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548-GTAV-Title-Update-1-35-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-

>>148223669
sexy, i would ride it with bodyguard/associate crew

how many seats?

>>148223553
Have you literally never heard of Winner take all races before? jesus christ. This is even a thing in RL.

>>148223708
Probably 4

>>148223569
>>148223548
Never doing contact races with you shitters ever again.

>start in last
>overtake most of the lobby and get into third
>hit a turn and almsot take over 2nd
>4th pits me off the fucking track
>now in last
>rage quit and ask to be invited back next race
>everyone goes offline or back to freeroam

It's okay, not like I wanted to have fun.

why can you not turn the Banshee into a 1992 Viper?

>>148223752
u do know qt is dyslexic and doesnt know how to reas right? no trollin

>>148220926
Pegacuck only

>stock cars available online
I really really hope these don't break the classes they're in.

ok I'm lost in the outfit menus
how the fuck do you get a simple pearl necklace that is close to the neck? I can only equip bling bling shit that goes around half the body

>>148223878
actually, i really didn't know that, i like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

>>148223808
the only purpose of gtao is griefplaying

Is there any peformance difference between the trophy truck and the desert raid?

>>148223986
I think you can only wear the necklaces with a turtleneck.

>>148223957

I really don't think any of them will be faster than the X80. I don't think the Tyrus will even be top 5.

>>148224062
I mean the stock cars from SP
They're apparently pretty fast but only available to returning players so it'd be fucking awful if they were better than any other car but locked away from a large amount of players

The mid/high speed handling grip of the Stratos is beautiful

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>tfw literal poorfag and not even 100 yet
>thinking about buying the Audi

Fuck me the races are sure fun though

>>148224130

You mean the Pissweiser version of the Dominator? It's not the fastest muscle car in the game. It's still the Sabre Turbo Custom.

update is shit
back to the uninstall it goes

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>>148224130
Wait what the fuck? I'm not a returning player but I can buy them, but they're not free.
Is this because I used the unlocker like a year ago?
Well at least now I have a way of getting a Stallion again even if it's coated in livery
>>148224230
Yeah I do, thanks for the heads up.

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friendly reminder to uninstall

>>148224339

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4/edit#gid=999161401

There's the full list. It includes the stock cars.

>>148221037
>>148221206
Can we not get this yet? I saw it in the trailer but I can't find it

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>>148223669

>>148224520
it is still yet to be released.

>>148224520
no they'll filter it out along with the 6th garage for the next month

>>148224531
those bolts make it look like a gimpsuit

which of the 3 new supers is the best?

>>148224746
tests haven't been finalised yet. Broughy will have a video out soon. Wait for that, or just purchase the one that you like the look of the most, anon c:

>>148224656
Put it red or silver and it could be a sleeper

>>148224531
O shit. This is the new Vapid Contender?

>>148224789
silver would work well anon c: i made a few nice comfy sleepers tonight! I hope you're having a comfy time too

>>148224746

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FFCSZIxbbE

He used the old track that Broughy used to test on.

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Are there new haircuts, tattoos or facial hair available with this update?

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RACES

>>148225027

I see my name there but i did not get an invite in game

Fixed an issue that caused the blip that signals when the Target has been picked up by their Bodyguards to no longer appear in the Adversary Mode - Extraction.

PRAAAISE

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>all these vehicles I want to buy
>all this money I don't have
somebody nuke me from orbit already

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>That vinewood sign bike race

Dear god all the hipchecking along that course.

>>148220409
>Motherfuckin' Dune returns

MY DICK!

Do we know which new super is the new meta?

>>148224052
thanks!
unfortunately those necklaces go all the way to the tits too. apparently there is no jewerly in the game that isn't as bling bling as possible.

>>148222198

Tell me those are flip up lights that actually function.

>>148225337
They do anon, they do.

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>>148225382

>>148225027
>cant disable contact on these races
>get knocked off track AGAIN
>alt f4

These look fun as fuck off contact was disabled. This is fucking stupid. I'm going to sleep, shitty update for one fucking reason. Jesus Christ.

Retard here, which new car should i buy and max first if i want to win premium race? I only have 10mil

>>148224992
Tattoos

the rally cars are here?! oh my fucking god better turn on the game!

>>148225568
>be 2nd
>3rd guy tries to PIT you
>we both end off track
>finish 7th with him 8th
good job you fucking faggot

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I'm scared guis

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This update is Vice City Hyman Stadium all over again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT0flE2JQPc

>>148225902
>that shitty download speed
Satan IS coming for you anon

Wanna try out this CEO shit since people are saying it's easy money, even solo. There are different warehouses and offices you can buy, right? Does it make a difference which one I get? How much do I have to invest to get the most out of it? Sitting on about 1.2 M right now.

>>148226212
Cheapest office is 1 million.
cheapest warehouse is 250K

Better get money first anon

>>148226212
I make a 1-2million a day with the just 1 small wharehouse.
Now that i've finally got a large I expect a lot more.

Best tip is to collect 2 crates solo everytime and do a VIP mission like headhunter inbetween each crate run.

>>148226212
get the cheapest office and cheapest large warehouse, thy are both perfectly OK
depends on your farming skill/dedication may prefer to get a cheapest small warehouse on the way.

>>148226212
It's not easy money.

It's just grind and still worse than solid pacistan runs imho

So how much does the Quattro cost?

So did they actually make it to where you can't disable contact?

>>148226191
I changed the speed to match

>>148226548
710K

>>148226472
I think the point is it's not much worse than pacstan but doesn't require dealing with retards

also if you really want the easy money with no trouble use the cheatengine parachute thing http://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1127071
I'd rather get banned (and been doing it for almost 3 weeks every now and then with no ban) than spend few days on a soulless grind.

>>148226548
800 I think

>>148226629
yes

>>148226749
Stop forcing this shitty meme

Anyone else enjoying the smooth race track surface even more than the ramps and cage tunnels?

>>148226734
>Quattro costs more than the Seven-70 did
Ebin pricing R*. Not that I won't buy it anyway.

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Swimming is better than stunt tracks.

>>148226773
dropped, not racing with shitters trying to sabotage things

>>148226749
I modded myself over 50m a few months ago, no ban. Before that I glitched over 1b, no ban but they took about 500m.

wasn't there supposed to be 2 cars for free for this new update? I see them for 300k

That new compact is just painful to use

>>148226864
>any vehicles for free
>ever again

lol

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>>148226212
It's boring, but I guess its easy.
Doing it with other people is almost impossible from what I've seen.
I can't get anyone to join my damn group for missions. I'll try invite anyone looking for work, but nobody uses that so I end up manually inviting anyone that isn't already in a group.
If I'm lucky I'll get a single guy.
I'll start a headhunter mission to make some initial funds so I'm not going into the red from the get-go, and 99% of the time its just me running around killing the targets and that one guy just driving around doing shit.
>>148226934
Returning players got 3 more cars for free :^)

>>148226864
only cars that were free were the stock cars, and that was only if you had the game on last gen and bought the game again.

>>148227020
I transferred from the ps3 and have no cars available as free except ones I steal from the street.

>>148227085
something fucked up then, I had the game on PS3 and now im on PC and I have them for free.

>>148227085
Oh boy looks like I'll have to turn the game back on for proof. Hold on a sec.

>>148226831
Kill yourself

>>148226831
>That image
TRIGGERED

>>148226831
>taking a picture of your screen
Fuck off tranny coalburner landwhale

Stunt races seem like the coolest thing ever if you have friends that won't be dickbags but with pubs it's the worst thing I've ever played
>every single race i've been in always has a clusterfuck crash that tosses me in last
>people pitting on bike maps
Why did R* turn off Non-Contact?

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>>148227085
Please ignore my poorfag bank account

>>148227341
>literal piss cars

lelek

>>148227341
So can other people who didn't transfer buy these for 300k? Because that's basically nothing compared to another 60 actual dollars.

Why do most new cars spinout if the person behind you looks in your direction?

>>148227337
You even get knocked off by friends because it's hard not to hit others in a lot of spots. It's fucking unplayable for anyone that doesn't have the patience for this bullshit. I quit 2 of the 3 races I played after being knocked off within the first minute. I can't handle that bullshit.

>>148227489
No idea. Sorry.

>>148226410
Never done any vip related shit, can you do headhunter alone?

Destruction Derby mode when? I want to smash other cars and be the last shitbox alive (Sumo doesn't count)

>>148227623
Yes, you can do a few of them alone

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>>148227193
Triggered some more?

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r8 my new ride

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>>148227534
theyre embarassed

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>>148227787
Johnny 5/10

>>148227681
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>148227674
Wait, do i have to have a yacht for vip? I never bothered to get one.

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>>148226831
>>148227681
>look at me i'm being retarded on purpose
Interesting how the circlejerking attentionwhore trannies never post around the time an update is released and there's actual on-topic things to discuss
Kill yourselves.

>>148227787
nice asleepr

>>148228048
No, you just need to have atleast 1 million dollars in your bank account.

>>148228048
Yacht is only needed for the Piracy Prevention VIP work, otherwise it's fine.

So, only the winner gets the money and you have to have a rally car to qualify, which can cost millions. This gamemode is gonna be more dead and ignored than capture crap.

what new clothing is there?

>>148228385
That's only the premium races you dingdong

>>148228109
It's better to cry about it right?

>>148228554
Telling you to fuck off is necessary, otherwise you'll think your behaviour is acceptable.
Now fuck off.

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>>148228535
Normal racing gear and Evil Kenevil jackets.

>>148228385
Don't worry. They're only around for a limited time!

R* can't have people making a ludicrously large and unheard of 100k payout for more than a few weeks.

If that happened then shark card sales might suffer and by that I mean not be all the way through the roof.

>>148228632
You know the definition of insane.
>the solution to attention whores is giving them attention

>>148228636
who do I have to pay to get an update with operator gear mang...

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Someone should make this into Rockstar editor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1NpZxn860M

>>148228109
>Fuck around in a game
>Post pictures of the game on an imageboard in a thread about that game

I was more on topic than you're right now =)

>>148228636
Nice.

>grew up in the town he's from

>>148228858
>look this picture of my monitor showing me standing around in water while i deride actual content updates
Yeah nah, kill yourself

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>stratos doesn't have working foglights

The new dirt bike sounds fucking phenomenal and you can put different rims on it
I really hope this is better than the Sanchez

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Did they happen to add the colored helmets from Sumo/Drop Zone in this update, like they did with VIP clothing?

Also DAT STRATOS
DAT DAKAR TRUCK
DAT TOYOTA TUNDRA
DAT MCLAREN F1

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rockstar forcing me fill up the last half of my warehouse that i have been putting off for to long

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this car will be memed out of existence like the rebel and sultan.

>>148229719
literally who

bigger garages when

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So after a small amount of testing this thing completely blows every other super out the water.

Looks ok too.

>>148230458
perfect, this is like being Michel Vaillant or Steve McQueen in Le Mans

>>148230458
I should have waited instead of buying the FMJ. At least I will lose in style ;_;

>>148230458
What are those icons on the map? I'm guessing the yellow one is the 20K buy-in race, but what's the pink one?

>>148230661
don't worry, they'll release another even better super in a month or two

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This might just be the ugliest front in GTA History

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The BF400 can have street tires, but they haven't touched Enduro and Sanchez. Sasuga.

The new chopper bike is actually pretty fast and can wheelie plus turn well
I hope this shuts the biker DLC dipshits up for a while

>>148230458
Looks like ass desu fampai

How's the 747b wannabee? Because I love that car.

Over the next three weeks, look for more Stunt Races and vehicles to be added to GTA Online as part of Cunning Stunts, culminating in the release of the Stunt Race Creator on August 2nd.

It's happening.

>>148230964
Man you have no taste

>>148230458
It also has the same spoiler bug with 811 that gives it super speed on PC.

Rockstar is ass at this. Can't get their car physics right.

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>>148230812

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>no solid color option for the 500
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
pls tell me it's like the Windsor and that i can remove the livery at LSC

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>>148231283
You can, bitch nigga.

>>148231283
Yes, all the cunt vehicles can have their liveries removed at LSC

>>148231283
You probably can remove the paint. Much like the other race cars in this update.

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These are free for some reason BTW

>>148231357
>>148231367
>>148231420
/r/ing pics of the new Progen without livery

>Try to install GTAV
>It only adds two 20MB .exe's and a readme folder
>Says it's not a complete installation afterwards
What the fuck.

>>148231357
god damn it i need that

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>>148229318
yes it does?...

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>>148231468
>they didn't make the Buffalo buyable

>>148231116
I don't know, the model looks pretty low quality to me. Could be mistaken for a mod without the livery.

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>>148220409
IS THAT THE DUNE

>>148231664
The fuck
Mine didn't work

Aside from heists this is easily the best update rockstar have ever done tbqh.

So what's the quickest way to make lodsamoney again? Heists?

t. down to 20,000 after buying and upgrading the BF400 and Gargoyle

>>148220056
how did you manage to use the balaclava with the helmet?

>>148231703
You're not seriously going to buy the regular Buffalo when they're selling the S are you?

>>148231942
So in other words its best overall.
>stupid fucking long awaited meme that way too fucking long to ever come that was underwhelming as fuck albeit with a heap of content

heist were as much a meme as the pc release

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>>148232248
>heist were as much a meme as the pc release

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>>148232194

>>148231942
I disagreed with this at first but then I did a stunt race through quick job and holy fuck is this fun
Races are gonna be amazing once the creator comes out

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Fuck yeah

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Can you recolor the new cars keeping the decals?

>>148232485
Easily one of the best looking cars in thw game currently.

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>>148232485

>>148232402
i mean as far as stupidly delayed goes.
>hey here's something we are using to sell the game you can't do for 2 years

No matter how good it could be it was gonna be a downer

>>148231283
Is that car fast, or is it just like ther other smartcar?

>>148232542
Yes. Althought it looks better on some cars than others.

>>148232485
>stuck with the pißwasser decal on the windscreen
you gotta be memeing me

Holy shit lads, Languagez is truly the GOAT gtaonline player.

>all those nice cars and bikes
>no additional properties
I swear, they do this shit on purpose. All so you lose money replacing your vehicles.

Who else considering a super garage for once?

>>148232787
This. He truly is the master race.

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>>148232787
But is he online, m8?

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>>148232836
>yfw you will never have an underground super garage

>>148232962
He is and his apple mic is fucked.

>>148233067
Languagez is the fucking GOAT shut your mouth.

Nagasaki worth buying? or should I just stick with the Akuma

>>148233212
>>148232931
>>148232787
>>148232962
Literally who?

>>148233238
You should stick with killing yourself.

can you remove the fuckhuge spoiler and the other rally stuff from the Quattro? Mod it into a street version? I don't mean the colors, I mean the extra scrap metal

>>148233238
Nagasaki what? Carbon RS?

>>148233319
Why so mean?
>>148233370
BF400

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cute

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>>148233449

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>Lampadatti Tropos Rallye

is the Gauntlet / Dominator in the store any better than a stolen Gauntlet / Dominator? Do you pay the money for the livery or for better stats?

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>>148233550

Finally, an 80s wedge body with pop up headlights! I don't even care about anything else.

>>148233560
You pay for far superior stats. However, Benny custom Sabre is still the best muscle.

>>148233338
spoiler yes, livery yes, rest no.

Protip: Go in first person to make driving through loop-de-loops and tubes less of a nauseating fuckfest of messed up camera angles

Am I the only one who thinks the steering on the Quattro and Stratos is a bit heavy?

>>148233629
It's also a hardcore killer in stunt races.

>>148233437
>Why so mean?
1) They're entirely different motorcycles
2) You're probably a faggot who only owns one motorcycle
3) You're definitely a faggot who wants to only own the "best" one
4) You actually think the Akuma is the best one

>>148233292
Literally (You)

so is the Tropos a terrible car stats wise?
looks like even the Gauntlet is better

GUYS

So whenever I do the crate missions as CEO and then Force crash gta5 it gives me the crates when I reload the game. I just tested it twice and it worked both times. my wharehouse is filling up like crazy if this keeps working./spoiler]

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>>148232787
>>148232962

>>148233834
The steering is pretty heavy with all the cars but, you're looking at 2 80s sport cars. They're not gonna act like other sports.

>>148234174
>modern pony car is faster than a vintage rally car
WOW
Who would have fucking guessed it?

>>148234227
That's a good point. I guess its time for me to finally learn how to handbrake in GTA V.

Where's the hoonigan?

>>148234209
OHHHHHHH SHIT

>>148233925
1) No shit
2) So?
3) So?
4) Again, so what?

>>148234398
In the coming weeks

>>148234452
Wow, called it dead on. Kill yourself

is there any stats difference between the Redwood Gauntlet and the normal Gauntlet? or do people pay the difference for the livery?

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>quick job stunt race
>put into a lobby with 16 players

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>>148231142

>>148234561
So, is that a no or a yes..?

What's the best assault rifle and why is it every single one of them but the AK-47?

what's the difference between buying an armored Schafter and putting more armor on it in the mod shop and buying the unarmored version and putting armor on it in the mod shop?
besides the ugly visible bumper plates on the side

>>148234664
>>148233560
>>148233729
Please read the thread before posting dumbass shit

>>148234929
Armored can withstand one explosion/rocket.

>>148234918
There is no AK-47 in the game, so of course the rifles that are actually ingame are better.

>>148235125
Fuck you faggot

>>148235125
Oh, I'm sorry. The chink copy of the 47.

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>>148235125
hurrdurr

>>148235394
It isn't even based off the 47. Its based on the 74.

>>148234929
>>148235029
That and armored vehicles are much heavier.

>Fixed an issue that resulted in players receiving a phone call from their Personal Assistant saying that a Special Item was available, but when the player accessed the SecuroServ Network they were not offered a Special Item.
THANK FUCK

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>>148235523
same difference captain autism

>>148235348
>>148235394
>>148235432
Salty Nogunz

>>148235523
>The Type-56 is based off of the AK-74
Now you're being retarded, anon.

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>>148220409

>>148220409
large vehicle garage when? I'm tired of this Pegasus shit, I want to spawn with this baby when doing missions and shit

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Alrighty, just woke up.

Someone sum up the update for me, and what I should buy and shouldn't.

Where did they fuck up? Any nice new features?

>>148235994
You're a gaylord, that about sums it up.

>>148235994
You get a lot of nice vehicles and no extra garage, fuck you.

>>148235652
Theres a 2.17mm difference retard.


>>148235732
I meant the one in the game is based off the 74.

>>148235994
Stunt races are shit filled with shitters who ram you off the track because memes.

Most of the new cars are shit tier

Still no extra garages

broughy upload when

i need to know what to buy

>>148235994
>Someone sum up the update for me, and what I should buy and shouldn't.
No, read the fucking thread you lazy shit.

>>148236242
No, it's not.

>>148230129
Your dad

>>148236467
Yes it is.

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>mention literally last night that stunt races were gonna be shit primarily because of autistic people ramming in races
>literally everyone goes on the next day about how autistic people ram consistently in races

how do I make myself feel shocked about this

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Guess I'm not playing the update today.

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Do people still drop money, thinking about jumping in again but the grind is forcing me away

>>148236252
>i need to know what to buy
everything

is there a guide on how different wheels change the stats of your car? apart from the obvious that offroad is better for offroad.

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Time for a sea adventure near Los Santos

>>148236646
>Gun in-game is based off the Type 56 which is in turn based off the AK-47
>Magazine is clearly shaped like it is fitted for 7.62x39
>But somehow it's based off the AK-74
Do your handlers know you're using a computer? They'd probably be very impressed that you figured it out somehow.

>>148236926
No
All modders disappeared with F&F and we paid the price of having to get cash legit now

>>148237034
well fuck it then

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>>148236989
fug obb

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>>148236976
The thicker the better.

>>148236989
>>148237074
Fuck off

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>>148236242
they are more or less the same, calling an AK clone and Ak-47 isn't innacurate

>>148236467
>a type-56 made in 1956 is based of the ak-74 made in, 1970-4

fucking wew lad

>>148236976
>apart from the obvious that offroad is better for offroad.
It's not though.

>>148237000
Wait is it actually based off a specific type? I thought it was just somehting cobbled together by R* to look like an AK.

>>148237117
Wisdom.

>>148236989
Here's a sea adventure: Take a short walk down a long pier, you third world retard.

>>148237206
>>148237151
Literally this, a type 56, that's what it's called. how could you pretend to know what the fuck you are talking about so hard and not know there are copies of guns?
>>148236242

The Type 56 is IRL 7.62 not 5.45 retard

Holy shit they actually did an update that added fun? Whats wrong with them??

>>148236915
Maybe you shouldn't have potato tier internet.

>>148237117
>>148237176
dump some knowledge anons so my cars are a little less shit

So, what new vehicles from the update are worth getting?

I was eyeing up the Trophy Truck and that the Tyrus.

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>>148237695
the Lancia clone is bretty based

>>148237682
Some cars have the ability to let the tires clip through the body (just the rubber, not the rim). If this is the case, then the car will jump up less if you go over bumps and curbs and shit. How much this effect helps is defined by how much rubber you have. Off-road tires have the largest amount.

>>148237886
Yeah, I was debating that as well.

I really like the cars they brought this update, they're all pretty decent looking.

>>148237591
It's not even using 1/10th of my connection.

>>148237695
Wait for the Broughy video to find out what's good if you're looking for performance
Otherwise just get what you like the look of, the two rally cars are pretty fun to drive

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>>148236989
Fuck off, third world illiterate

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>>148237990
Cars that benefit from thick tires

>>148238202
This was before the Finance and Felony update I think, the X80 benefits from it as well for example.

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>>148238202
It's kinda out of date, as the F&F supers also benefit from thicc

>they didn't add a 6th property
>there's even a line in the newswire implying we want more garage space

Not even booting the game desu

>>148238393
Cool, nobody's going to miss you.

>>148238393
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>148238393
>he needs more then 50 cars

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Reminder that puchis need to be treated with love.
True GTA fans love Puchimas.

>>148238874
Fuck off

>>148238874
Fuck off.

>>148238874
Shut up, nerd