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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
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xth for be aware of your surroundings
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hana song
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remove omniggers
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shit ass fart pee
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>tfw no Zarya Orc skin
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tracer is shit and anyone who plays her is a shitter
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666th for to be crying over mcskill nerf
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I know genji doesn't need any buffs, but holy fuck it's annoying when you cancel your reload from running up a wall
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>>148177779
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> Be console player
> send ticket to Blizzard
> they tell me they can't do anything it now but to post feedback on the Blizzard general discussion forums
> Tell them console players can't use the general forums
> they tell me to make a post on reddit

why did i do this to myself
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post more shitty OCs, I'm starting a board
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god damn i give up on fucking quick play

it's a fucking shitfest of 6x offense class teams because "dude who cares it's just qp lol banging your head against a wall and losing at minute 1 is fun"
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>be level 66
>get paired with 2-3 sub-level 20s every other game

if blizzard thinks i'm capable of carrying they are vastly overestimating me.
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>>148177921
That bird dude seems kind of cool.
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>>148177834
oy vey m8y tracer is goat on Nepal.
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Why is McCree so tall in the Recall cinematic "Old days" photo?

He's not taller than Genji in game... is he?
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>>148177921
Mine didn't even make it onto the board...
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Will Mei be forever in a state of uselessness because Blizzard managed to create the most frustrating whore in the entire game and buffing her would make people so mad the forums would explode?

Kinda feels like they designed themselves into a corner with her. Absolutely braindead to play + unavoidable death is usually a terrible combination.
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>>148178067
I think he's slightly taller than Genji in-game.
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Am I the only one who just flat out rapes with D.Va?

If you stop thinking of her as a tank and think of her as a bigger tracer, you can kill most pubs easily. Never stop boosting, when people try to 1v1 you, use her shields, boost into people near ledges or are who are low health (you can interrupt her dash, unlike Reinhardt), and pick off stragglers.

I see other people play her and try to be like Reinhardt or Zarya and she's not made for that.
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>>148177819

Oh I fucking bet there will be new skins made just for Legions release. Shredder D.va, goblin Junkrat, Slyvannas Widowmaker, Varian Reinhardt, Magni Torb

all kinds of shit
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Turrentwatch Official Power Rankings

God Tier
Reaper
Junkrat
Hanzo
Torbjorn
Soldier 76

Good Tier
Krillin bot

Annoying Tier
Chaser

Shit Tier
D.VA
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>>148178067
genji is pretty small

also we dont know what else, besides his arm, mccree lost during the crisis
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>>148178127
only thing left to do is just remove it from game
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>>148177936

>5 boring episodes and one episode where they ran out of budget for ink vs 24 amazing episodes and two great movies

hmm
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>>148178067
McCree is supposed to be as tall as Soldier and Reaper. Genji is smaller than that, but they probably exagerated it for that picture.
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I have to say esports are slightly more entertaining to watch since they started using hero limits

Blizzard can cry intended mechanic all they want but they're wrong
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>>148178067
>mercy rebuilt him a little taller to sort out his height complex
LOL
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>>148178209
Shredder D.Va would be absolutely kickass
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>>148177921
kung fu lady is cool, even if there's no feasible way to use it for a decent kit
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>>148178247
She put too much time on his ass and did the legs last.
All in all, worth it.
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>>148177936
Gunbuster is just as shit as Eva
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>>148178218
>Two great movies
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>>148178218
Didn't they run out of budget for like the last 7 episodes of Evangelion and did 2deep4u symbolism to save money?
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>>148178315
literal child soldier
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>>148177901
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>>148177525
>not watching the original MSG and 0080
>not watching the iron giant

>>148177613
it counts as trash
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>>148177921
Trailer Park Boys: Jim Lahey

> M1 is a pistol shot with recoil like McCree but much more flailing with the arm
> Ability 1: Throws a liquor bottle at an opponent, doing X dmg and soaking an area in a 5ft radius for 6 seconds
> Ability 2: Shoots an explosive round from the pistol dealing bonus damage. If the target is soaked in liquor/ if the bullet is shot at an area soaked in liquor it catches fire dealing X damage over 3 seconds
> Ultimate: Lahey yells out "I AM THE LIQUOR" and chugs a fifth of whiskey, increasing damage done by 50% and reducing cooldowns by 50% for 12 seconds
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>>148178237
word, not as much of a cheesefest
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>Walk into solo queue
>See this

What would you do?
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>>148178067
genji is a manlet.
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>>148178435
Anon, he asked for bad OC's, not great ones.
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>>148178447
AYYY
>>148178463
Play reinhardt and hope they can shoot something while I charge into certain death
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>>148177920
That's what they were going for anyway.

>In some ways, a lot of the heroes are inspired by many other games and FPSes. Examples like Widowmaker, who could be compared to a number of snipers in previous FPSes, and Pharah might feel very comfortable to players who spent a lot of time playing Tribes.

I don't feel like Pharah plays like Soldier and the similarity is just that they both use rockets. Or I guess I was a shitter who relied on splash a lot in TF2 and comboing with it. I can't seem to do that with Pharah I have to play like I'm using the Direct Hit. At least there's no damage fall off. The I think the Tribes comparison is her whole flight gimmick and maybe the concussive blast.
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>>148178469
Genji is half man half Omnic.

Genji is an Omlet
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>>148178197
how long did you play the game
i play d.va all the time and i have to switch off her often enough because shes just terrible at times, this is on quickplay

competitive its incredibly niche and i have to be really careful picking her
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>>148178447
did they make additional pyramids? for what purpose
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This fucking Roadhog on Code7 is popping off holy shit
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>people who act like Reinhardt is nothing but a shield-bitch
>people who act like Reinhardt is nothing but a shield-bitch and then stand behind the shield picking their nose rather than shooting the enemy destroying it
>people who complain when Reinhardt goes in to do some damage, pin some dudes and smack some assholes

I'm not your heal slut. As long as you are not being shot at by a sniper or a turret then I'm doing whatever I want
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>>148174773
What do you think they're listening to? A bit of old school Jungle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaWmjJNG9o0
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10725262
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>>148178504
thanks m8. Too bad it will never, ever happen
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>>148177921

The guy with the bunsenburner arms reminded me there's no real pyrolike hero

Flamethrower when
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>>148178463
Move the cursor to the top right corner
Press "Leave Game"
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>>148178435
10/10 would main
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>>148178397
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>>148178435
Would play
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>>148178463

>enemy team

they effortlessly shutdown my team, 100% accuracy on the widow and the Hanzo making precise calculations on the best scattershot placement

>my team

they sit in spawn trying to scope through Reinhardts shield as the timer hits 0
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>>148177921
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>>148178712
never, DoTs are cancer
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>>148177921
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>clown9
>good
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>>148178839
he said shitty not fucking great
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>>148178583
I find that she's better on control point maps or KOTH maps. Payload maps, not so much. I usually play comp and get 2-3 gold medals with her and I'm rank 40, so that may be some of it.

Also, I play on PC, but have played the console versions and she seems even more broken on that.
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So at the time of recall

It looks like Genji + McCree were in murrica
Tracer was in london (Makes sense as Alive cinematic apparently takes place a few hours after Recall does)

Mercy was in the middle east
Torb was somewhere in europe

The fuck was Reinhardt doing in the north pole
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>>148178712
Mei is a family friendly Pyro.
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>>148178924

thats greenland
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>>148178839
>>148178806
>>148178435
I said shitty not fucking amazing
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>shit i have to put up with
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>>148178597
scenery
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>Numbani at 60+
>Enemy team start stacking squishies like lucio and tracers
>Mfw I put turrets everywhere on the point as Symmetra

Fuckers never knew what hit them.
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>>148178924
Helping polar bear cubs learn how to hunt.
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When are we getting a Sam Hyde champ?
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73th for Blizzard-endorsed aimbotting in tournaments by EnvyUs.Taimou
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>>148178924
That's Greenland you god damn americuck
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>>148168643
>kill a mercy's pocket as roadhog
>she falls of an edge, and none of her team is nearby
>i wave as she's falling
>she waves back
>hook her back onto solid ground to save her life
>she thanks me
>we watch our teams fight over the point without contributing

It was kinda romantic.
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>>148179031
Well, I just assume anything I do is shitty, so...
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80nd for Blizzard-endorsed aimbotting in tournaments by Cloud9.Surefour
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Damn, every time I try to walk away from this game, after all the fits of rage, I always come back for some reason. I'd ask how to get over it, but I doubt ex players would still be here. At least I'll officially take a break for sure on Tuesday's maintenance.
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Which waifu is easiest to play??
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>>148179076
Honestly, I don't think many people aimbot this game.
Blizzard is pretty notorious for detecting that shit, I think it would be a huge risk especially for pro players.
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>>148179076
That's not an aimbot
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>>148177921
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>>148179276
OH BOY
HERE WE GO AGAIN
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>>148178924

To add to this, considering they believe 76 and reyes to be dead, and pharah's mother is dead, those 6 + Winston are literally all thats left of overwatch. Sad asf

Obviously the new generation with Pharah, Mei, Lucio, D.va, zarya and zenyatta would help to pad the numbers a bit

Meanwhile Roadhog and Junkrat are off stealing shit and blowing shit up, Widow and Reaper working for Talon, 76 is a man on a mission, and Symmetra is working for the Vishkar corporation
And Bastion is wandering around in the wilderness frightened and alone

That being said I dunno if Zarya even would work with overwatch. She doesnt like Omnics like zenyatta or genji, and russia is still at war. Shes probably fighting back hom
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MCRee is scary when the player can aim.
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>>148179293
It looks like one to me. It looks like he's trying to pull his crosshair off the guy being ressed, but it keeps snapping it back to him.

Genuinely curious what you think this is. If it's a bug with PoTG or spectator mode or something, can you link me to somewhere it's been reproduced?
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>>148179025
>>148179095

The fuck is he doing in Greenland?
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>>148179315
Are you implying hacking is rife?
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>>148179331
>>148178924


Might sound dumb, but where is everyone getting this lore from?

I know there are some comics, but is that it?
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91st for 'nah'
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> Playing Symmetra
> enemy team not focusing me, muh laser gets fully charged
> wrecking shit
> Mercy jumps in and rezzes them
> everyone dies again because im wielding a 120 dps death cannon
> free PotG every time
is there a better feeling
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>>148179254
>easiest to play
Git gud and master D.Va.
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>>148179219
you're a moron
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>>148179440
looking for dragons
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>get hanamura in competitive
>defend on round 1, enemy only takes point A
>attack on round 2, capture both points

give me literally one reason the game shouldn't have ended here instead of spoonfeeding the enemy team TWO more matches to try to win only to end in a coinflip they won by default because defense is busted
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What counters Tracer
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What is McCree's niche even supposed to be?
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>>148178906
>I usually play comp and get 2-3 gold medals with her and I'm rank 40
have fun while it lasts, if you ever intend to tryhard i suggest reaper and roadhog because they are both "in your face" and have somewhat similar shotguns

>have played the console versions and she seems even more broken on that.
wish console people would talk about d.va, they never do because they get bullied off the board anyway
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>>148179561
ok surefour
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>>148179596
Bastion or Born.
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>>148179596
nothing. she's cheap as hell. picking her is an instawin. like soldier in tf2.
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>>148179608
Pre-nerf, anti-everything
Post-nerf, anti-flanker
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>>148179303
>Jerk Chicken Buffet
Perfect
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>>148179473
Tracer's damage is fair and balanced
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>>148179578

I thought they only get more matches if they have time left over, which would only happen if they captured both points.
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>Capture the point in the last round of KOTH
>Enemy team goes 3 Tracers to extend overtime to infinity
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>>148179331
Reaper's whole thing is killing all of Overwatch's former agents. I'm willing to bet there were a lot of agents we don't know about. I think that was the case actually they're just out of the spotlight for now. Athena certainly had a robot body if that one flashback picture is anything to go by.
>>148179449
Comics, animated shorts, web bios, telling dialogue in the game. Mei even has a blog.
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>>148179578
What? If that's what happened, you would have just won. Like literally with how the system works thats a win.

Why are you lying?
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>>148179596
McCree's flash bang.
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>>148179650
have you never flicked and gotten a kill on cs then checked the demo and it looks like cheats?

there are different rates for spectating on overwatch
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>>148179596
Boulevard bacon projects an enormous sphere around him that Tracers can't enter else they're subject to 20tick hooks that physically cannot be dodged or avoided through any means, you just have to hope they miss.
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>>148179276
In the beta I ran into two aimbotting Bastions, but then again that was the beta.
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>>148179635
> console players not welcome on /owg/
> console players not welcome on Blizz forums
> console players relegated to shitty Overwatch subreddit

it sucks. I'm gonna start ninja posting some WEBMs of my PotGs and see if anyone can really tell the difference.

although some people are really, really fucking bad on console
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So can anyone explain me, why some of competitive matches are just cap 1 point or move payload to the first checkpoint (not sudden death)? This means we crushed the team before and this is just to solidify the win?
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>>148178463
Become the second Hanzo.
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How do I into Roadhog?
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>>148177525
Fuck off. FMP is the only mecha worth watching
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tfw got a week saving up for a legendary am at 965 gold and i fucking get it from a loot box holy shit this feeling is so great what's the fuckin probability
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>>148179976
Jesus Christ those balls
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나는 패자에 대한 시간이 없다! 나는 승리를 재생!
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The only time I really feel comfortable as Reaper is in koth
How do I become maximum edge
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>>148179976
i also want to know how to one shot people I grab them and then can't kill em
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pharah is such a fucking cancer to play against

>pharah catches a glimpse of you
>you aren't soldier 76
>cue a fucking chase with pharah flying 700 meters above you spamming rockets praying one hits

jesus christ so fucking boring
i hate that fucking whore so much, aerial superiority hero when
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>>148179976
If a Tracer sticks you or drops a bomb next to you make sure to hook her back into the bomb.
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>>148179941
You only have to do better than the other team. They cap no points? You gotta cap one. They don't push the payload far at all? You just gotta push it farther than them.

>>148179938
Someone's been doing that already.
No one has noticed, except one guy smart enough to look at the key bindings and see they're controller inputs.
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>>148179976
Does it have a disease or are its balls supposed to be that big
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>tfw top 99th percentile for hook accuracy and heroes hooked per game
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>>148180070

He's ready to go whole hog
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>>148180091
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>competitive is still 20 tick

This is a joke, right?
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>>148179998
>FMP
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>>148179764
>Mei even has a blog
fuckign wot
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>>148180106
>phara catches a glimpse of you
>you are soldier 76
>doesn't matter since the bitch throws off your aim
>dead 1-2 rockets later
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>>148179783
ok surefour
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>>148179976
Hook some fag
Shoot him or shoot melee him if reaper
Hope hook doesn't bug out and put him behind you or he starts moving before hook reels in
Enjoy your kill
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Human

Machine

We are all one within the Iris

Zombie mondatta hero reprogrammed by Talon to be a hate preaching Omnic Supremacist when
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Does Overwatch have any 2fort tier bad maps?
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>>148180105
alt fire + hook at same time, step forward one step, aim for upperbody and primary fire + melee
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>>148180225
Yeah. D.va will mention it ingame if they're on the same team. https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/19942649

>>148180239
That has only been a problem for me in areas like hallways but that makes killing her with my rocket easier.
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>people unironically think tracer has a counter
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>>148180239
>bitch throws off your aim
I guess if you suck dick at aiming
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>>148180293
Robot Malcom X when
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>>148180179
Literal aimbotters are allowed in pro games. See:
>>148179076
>>148179219

Why would you think Blizzard gives a shit about competitive if it doesn't give a shit about tournaments? Blizzard is an RTS company which has no chance of understanding how to make an FPS workable as an esport.
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Is there a Hanzo version of this yet?
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>BEATinvitational
>retarded team insists on playing d.va and winston vs. roadhog, torbjorn and reaper who are all tank busters

yea, pro gamers, right
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>>148180191
full metal panic
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>>148180387
>roadhog can kill her for ulting him and survive it
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>>148180456
I don't buy this one. There's clearly a Mercy pocketing a Reinhardt, of course the Rein is gonna charge back out there when the Mercy is running away in trouble. He even makes a loud grunt signaling his charge ffs
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>>148180456
Are there any proven cheaters on Luminosity yet? Because a couple of these bustclips are against them and if they're the all natural team I'm going to start rooting for them in the future.
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>>148180297
It depends on who you're playing. Anubis is awful if you aren't Lucio, Widowmaker, or Pharah. It's sort of like how being Scout in Dustbowl (a shit map in general tho) is suffering.
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>>148180540
>full metal panic
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>>148180548
How are you going to kill her, most tracers are going to instantly recall, there's nothing you can do. After they do that they'll just melt you with their pistols
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>>148180498
D.Va dumps on Torbjorn. Dunno about the Winston pick though
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>chrome/carbon don't change the trail of genji's stars to yellow/blue respectively
Literally why
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>>148180456
i really dont get whats so 'bust' about these webms you're posting. especially this one. it's like you've never played an fps to the extent that it becomes an extension of yourself. get a higher sensitivity, 144hz monitor, 1000hz perfect sensor mouse, and practice aiming then you'll be able to do this shit. sure you wont be 100% consistent but occasionally you'll pull off something that some retard would be tempted to post on /owg/ as a 'bust clip'.
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>>148180387
Tracer is countered in high level play by roadhog. Shuts down all attempts on the supports with hooks, tracer cannot dodge hooks reactively and has to just guess.

Also to a smaller extent by zarya because shielding supports every time a tracer goes in is feasible - shield has a lower cooldown than tracer's shit so it'll be up any time she tries something.

t. level 71 former tracer main grinding pharah because of all the roadhogs and zaryas at level 70+ competitive
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>>148180106
to make it better pharah is in EVERY SINGLE GAME and an ebin pharah + mercy combo is in roughly 50% of these

she is fucking genji levels of overpicked, i swear i can't remember the last game i played without a fucking pharah
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>>148180384
I think Dva mentioning that is really out of character. Dva claims she's jealous that Mei gets to travel, but come on, what is stopping Dva from travelling? Clearly she does promotional movie stuff all around the world.
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>>148180648
Hook CD is shorter than recall isnt it? Also if you can hook her she should be dead anyways
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>>148180297
Nepal
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>>148179596
Torb or Bacon on defense
Junkrat seems to work alright on KOTH
I wouldn't recommend Bacon on KOTH unless you've got superb aim, you're a massive target for her guns, but a well aimed hook will stop her
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>>148180641
>>full metal panic
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>>148180675
You legitimately, actually don't understand how >>148179076 is an aimbot?

Please say 'yes' so I can disregard your opinion
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QP is legit unplayable anymore, why even bother. I'll just play comp every time.
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Why does Blizzard allow hero stacking?
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ME WANT FUCK TRACER BADLY
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>posters with omnics and overwatch on them

>No grafiti

>Lucio's posters deliberately tagged the fuck up

Do the spaniards not like black people in the OW universe or something?
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Reminder that Roadhog is in need of a delay on following through with shotgun and melee in less than a quarter of a second after a hook and Genji is in need of the ability to chemically castrate the player who picks him.
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>>148180823
If you expect perfect comps and tryharding every game, yes QP is unplayable now
It's also 100 times more fun than pre-comp patch
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>>148180853
hopefully they enhanced his dick as well or he's going to be alone forever
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>>148180360
what's alt fire?
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>>148180883
lucio is an anti establishment terrorist.
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>>148180883
lucio sympathizes with the omnics
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>>148180902
Lesbian porn is for children afraid of the idea of a penis entering a vagina.
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>>148180902
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Quick, rank the girls on TIGHTNESS

1. TRACER
2. D.VA
3. MEI
4. WIDOWMAKER
5. SYMMETRA
6. ZARYA
7. PHARAH
8. MERCY
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>>148180716
It's implying D.va has the whole sheltered rich kid or child actor problem of being occupied with her work and what she does when she travels isn't entirely on her own terms. She would probably like to do that as a normal tourist without cameras or military training getting in the way. Not that she doesn't like her lifestyle, but a lot of people would like a change of pace.
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>>148180106
for me it's Mei, if I fight her close range I'll lose, if I fight her long range I will never finish her off, or worse, get sniped
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>>148178435
All I see are shithawks. Flying around.
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>>148180803
that's the only sketchy one i've seen. it does sort of look like he's trying to pull off the invincible one then lock onto the other yet it doesnt work a few times.
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>>148180886
reminder you need to git fucking gud
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>when a friendly mercy decides to stick to you as Pharah and you proceed to nuke the entire enemy team
>they add you after the match
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Does Zarya's ult ball have exactly same arc/projectile speed etc. as the right click?

As in if I'm good at aiming and leading with the right clicks I also can use ult with same knowledge?
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>it's a 'tumblr 14-year-olds posting the same three lesbian, potato-faced, westerner drawn garbage fanart images' episode

>it's a 'reddit 14-year-olds unironically defending taimou and surefour' episode

How do I change the channel
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>>148180648

Shooting has priority over recall following the hook

Its the dumb advantage they gave Roadhog in development to stop people instantly using a defensive ability to escape death when hooked

Problem is, blizzard didn't realise that would proably be a lot more balanced if Roadhog couldn't instantly murder a third of the cast
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>>148179219
>people still defend this
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>>148180991
1Symmetra
2.Mercy
3.Zarya
4.Tracer
5.Pharah
6.Mei
7.Widowmaker
8.D.Va
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>>148181186
hit the rope urself button
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i got young hanzo im so happy fuck the wolf skins they gay
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>>148181206
>>148181186
casuals
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>All this imaginary girlfriend and "my ships!" posting
Man, if only you kids had friends in college
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>>148178924
Jesus you are retarded, Genji is in Canada, and Torb is in Russia. Have you never seen a map before?

Pointless anyway, that was clearly just for the cinematic shot
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>>148180986
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>>148181186
Just close the window.
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>>148181206
It's little kids who have no idea what they're talking about or looking at. Keep in mind a good 70% of this general is underage and and a large chunk plays on console.

There are also a lot of kids in this general whose only games prior to Overwatch were LoL or Hearthstone.
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>he picked Zenyatta
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>>148181338
i've been defending them most of this thread and im a 20 year old cs player thats supreme on csgo which recently got into overwatch
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>>148181295

Why is Genji, an ex Japanese playboy millionare turned Cyborg Ninja Monk hanging out in Canada?
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>>148180991
1. D.Va
2. Tracer
3. Mercy
4. Widowmaker
5. Pharah
6. Mei
7. Symmetra
8. Zarya
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>>148181291
In all my time on the internet, I never understood the appeal of shipping, and even worse that it's accepted on 4chan despite it being tumblr fanfiction tier
I remember I first encountered it with Happy Tree Friends shipping, I was so confused
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>>148181338
>Complaining that other people have low prior experience
>Isn't able to aim like in the webms yet
You're projecting anon, the res snap is the only one that looks like an aimbot.
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>>148180991
1. Mercy
2. Symmetra
3. Zarya
4. Widowmaker
5. Pharah
6. D.Va
7. Tracer
8. Mei

Any other list is wrong
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>be pharah
>theres a pharah on the other team
>pharah on the other team has a tendency to panic shoot his rockets
>end up getting in am air battle with him
>shoot two rockets at him
>they go straight through him (not past him, through him)
>he shoots a rocket at me
>the rocket teleports into me
>retreat
>chases me despite my entire team being there
>shoots me again
>teleport about 1 meter into his rocket in the deathcam
Masterful lag "compensation"
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>>148180459
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>>148180991
>>148181471
Fuck you guys, Zarya could squeeze your penis between her thighs and it would be tighter than anything the other girls could do.
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>placements put me at 47
>drop to 44 in two days

end me
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>>148181561
>mercyfags will believe this
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>>148180986
>>148181313
I love it.
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>>148181417
he picked a life of loneliness, a dorito bag, and a computer that barely runs overwatch simulator 2017
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How do I practice Genji when the enemy team gets mad and goes double Winston as soon as I kill them a bunch of times?
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>>148180951
right click/L2, the long range shotgun blast.
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>>148181016
You are probably right. (They really should fleshen out Dva's life a bit more!) But I still think that that line of dialogue is odd. Especially because I get the feeling that Dva really is a diva/brat, so that kind of jovial banter doesn't suit her. (Unless she has some ulterior motives.)
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>>148181728
>making the other team that mad
Perhaps you don't need practice anon, well done you fucking ching chong shitter Genji is okay if you play the objective
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Can we stop accusing Surefour the gay Jewish inspiration and talk about the aimbotting scourge of quickplay known as ``enumbre''? When are they getting banned already?
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Who is the best hero and why is it Torbjorn?
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>>148180927
I don't expect perfect comps but I do expect people to somewhat pretend to win.
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>>148181963
I can play him while jerking off
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>>148181715
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>>148181907
>that damage on lucio
How? Lucky spread? Every time I shoot the nigger at that range, even if the cursor is right on him, he takes at most 50% damage and regens up to 75% by the time I'm reloaded.
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>>148180853
>Oh Winston, you're an animal

What did she mean by this?
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>>148181604
Thanks based anon
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>>148181963
because HOOOOOOO SUCH POTENTIAL
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>>148182123
OOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOH
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DVA BUFFS WHEN?
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>Surefour is a hacker guys!
>Loses to a team without a hacker

explain this overtards
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>>148182096
this
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people were talking about lore way earlier in the thread
heres the status of all heros so far, barring in game info and hero bios
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>>148181907
Surefour will always be the more frustrating one because even with aimbots and a full stack he doesn't compare with an average Tracker player
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>>148182095
I'd enjoy that one more if Pharah's face wasn't awful
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>>148182256
OUT FUCKING HOGGED
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>>148182229
>>
what the fuck is soylent
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Anyone got the comic where they're celebrating Winston's birthday?

>>148182389
people
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>>148182389
It's PEOPLE
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>>148182389
soylent green is made of people
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>Winston jumps into Reaper and Bastion

Why is almost everybody who crutches on that monkey an idiot?
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>>148182334
What
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>>148182302
Pharah works for Helix not the military.
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>>148182389
some sort of unholy abomination they call food. it's in toothpaste tubes and you squeeze it out to eat it, and it's apparently tasteless.
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>>148182324
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>>148177921
>At last, after 10,000 years in MSPaint, I'm free!
Hive
Cyborg who's arms and chest act as stores/manufactories for swarms of robotic bees that he shoots at people.
Ult builds himself a big mecha out of bees.
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>>148182095
Nice, someone finally gave her Ritsuko's labcoat!

>>148181907
Can someone explain the sensitivity thing to me? When I work on deskop environment, I use settings so high that I don't really need to move my mouse. It's just fingers pushing it ever so slightly. But that doesn't seem to suit a shooter, so should I train with bigger arm/wrist movement?
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>>148182521
right thanks
fixed
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>>148182589
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am i racist for thinking the best lucio skin is the one that covers his entire body
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>>148182713
yes. but don't worry, that is what those skins are designed for.
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE SUCH A GIGANTIC EGO

WHY CAN'T ANYBODY BITE THE FUCKING BULLET AND PICK THE GOD DAMN SUPPORT SO WE CAN WIN HOLY SHIT WE CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR S1KKKK GENJ1 SK1LLLZZZZ

>JUST PICK IT YOURSELF
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE REINHARDT IS
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>>148182713
No, but you have bad taste.
Best skin is the epic one that darkens his shades.
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>>148182713
It looks cool and I like how the eyes light up depending on your aura.
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>>148182713
It's a good skin.
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>>148182713
All Lucio skins are bad

yes you're racist regardless
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>2 legendaries overall
>ifrit and odette
Thanks satan
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>>148182813
You have to be gay or a masochist to choose support.

t. a gay masochist
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>>148182813
>falling for the teamplay meme

just pick tracer or reaper
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>>148182674
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>not being a slut

what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>148182909
and blizzard are fucking cunts for making a role NOBODY wants to play and then making it completely fucking requisite to have a chance at winning a game
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>>148183000
checked
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>>148182389
There's a hipster food startup called 'soylent' which contains an assload of estrogen and gives men gynocomastia (aka bitch tits and impotence)

Fun fact: soy in general will give you gynocomastia if consumed in great quantities
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>Pick Lucio
>Genji go wank down the enemy spawn room
>Genji (Retardus Maximus): I need healing!
>Genji (Retardus Maximus): I need healing!
>Genji (Retardus Maximus): I need healing!
>Genji (Retardus Maximus): I need healing!
>Genji (Retardus Maximus): WHERE'S THE HEAL
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>>148183053
How many times are you going to post this
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>>148180984
>he likes watching girls get fucked
I bet you like the idea of watching someone else fuck your girlfriend too huh
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>>148183053
Make sure you use a condom anon or you're going to get HIV
>>
>>148183078
>>148182909
I don't understand. Lucio exists. And if Blizzard gets their shit together Zenyatta would be another option. The only one who fulfills le epic boring healslut to a T is Mercy.
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>>148178606
>making a push
>ok. I'll be shield bitch for a while
>soldier 76 and McCree run past the shield and straight into bastions waiting arms

what's the point?
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>>148183084
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Is D.va a virgin?
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>>148182589
i always knew mercy was into rimjobs
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>>148183231
Lucio is second rate to Mercy except on koth
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I just want a nice picture of widowmaker or tracer.
Can someone post a picture of widowmakers with her ass visibly shown, most likely from the back, with a plump cameltoe? Like she's showing her ass off and you can see her pucci kind of? clothes or non clothes works.
>>
do you need a group to get rank 60+? the highest I've been is 58 by myself and so far my rank keeps going down because of people treating ranked like quick play or refusing to listen.
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Why is teamstacking so much fun in casual play?
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>have extreme frustration problem
>fraps myself to see when I get ridiculously angry

I don't get mad at losing
I don't get mad at teammates being negligently stupid
I don't get mad at being out played

What makes me go 0-100 in less than a second is:

>Genji at Anubis
>Attacking A, junkrat is on the point alone
>at 1-10 HP, fan spray to finish him, he's at 10~M
>miss, miss, miss, he's just limping to the medkit
>I hear myself start fucking yelling that's not allowed, it's called fucking hitting
>miss, miss, dash, instantly die with my screen showing nothing
>WHAT THE FUCK SDFJEFERIGER (rage sounds)
>killcam shows he picked up the medkit, and started shooting grenades at me

The video showed that I hit him about 6 times, but no hitmarker, then he killed me without doing anything on my screen, my latency was at 20 the entire time on the top left.

I don't think I can play overwatch if this is going to be the status quo.
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>>148183315
No. She has a dick victim's face.
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>>148183314
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>>148183162
I like decorating the thread with a varied assortment of shitposts

>>148183218
I don't even know what genitals are
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>>148183078
>a role NOBODY wants to play
the word "support" is tainted by MOBAs, thank them for that

everyone wants to be ebin carry, also the support characters are pretty boring, mercy is constant positioning and lucio is chimping out so nobody hits you, zen is eh, whatever
>>
>>148182058

I wish to see into the brain of this torb
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>>148183231
Lucio is boring as shit honestly.
>>
Blizzard, for some reason, has chosen you to be the person with the power to make 1 ship forever canon in Overwatch. According to your decision, a comic will be made and released that reveals, in some way, the relationship you chose.

What ship do you make canon, and how do you choose to unveil it?
>>
What's with all the homo shit these days, why does everybody have to be gay
>>
>>148183456
Zenyatta is fucking amazing when you have another Zenyatta to harmony you and keep every exposed enemy discorded

I don't think people appreciate how broken this character becomes when you stack it, especially if there are also Zaryas involved
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>>148182302
Pharah works for Helix, not Vishkar.
The arrows between Junkrant and Roadhog and the brothers could point to different sides.
You could add a "legacy" box for Morrison, Reyes, etc.
Lúcio is the posterboy for an anarchic movement. (Politics in music? This MUST be the future!)

>>148182324
I think the nose gives her character. Some other artists have chosen that trait too. In my mind Pharah isn't a hot babe, but instead has a somewhat "mannish" built.
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Why do people think D.va's ult is bad? It literally guarantees a win on payload maps if you just need to push it those last few meters.
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>>148183587
Let me main Reaper in peace for fucks sake
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>>148183331
That's solely because of her totally balanced, uninterruptible ult that doesn't require LoS. Lucio easily outheals her.
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>Widowmaker players
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>>148183315
>Is D.va a virgin?
Nope
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>>148183602
Every game I play against the ai they always have 2 zens and 2 zaryas
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>>148183602
holy shit no

I've seen double zenyatta, do you know what happens to a zenyatta who is healed for his maximum hp every second while inside transcendence?

the same thing as everything else, he dies.
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>>148183602
He's more amazing when stacked. :)
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why
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>>148183587
This thread is full of children frightened by penises and the feelings aroused in them at the sight of penises, so they flock to lesbian porn.

t. freud
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Give me ONE reason why I shouldn't pick tracer every game if a damage dealer is needed.
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>>148183629
>Why do people think D.va's ult is bad?
because you are playing d.va
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>>148183315

she's the team whore.

Even Junkrat has been in there
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>>148183729
Because you're playing competitive
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>escort payload
>final stretch
>somehow my team of retards can't move it for five more meters
fucking hate this game
>>
>Playing in Lijiang Tower
>Pick Zarya
>Steamroll the first map with my team
>Second map
>Entire enemy team focuses me
>We win anyways

D-does this mean I'm doing a good job with Zarya?
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>>148183331
Lucio is far better
Mercy/Lucio setups are very good, but Mercy is literally only there for her game changing ult as a last resort, Lucio is the key factor
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>Harbleu

I knew that name was familiar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9eEMXo9Wp4
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>>148183568
It'd be hilarious
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>>148183767
DELET THIS
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>>148183729
desWOW
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>>148183395
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>>148183362
I have this problem playing as genji
>get pharah down to really low
>left click her
>they're about to hit her
>get conc blasted
>the shurikens disappear in midair
>proceed to get headshot by a lucio who isnt facing me
I'd like to know how this game was approved for release
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>Literally solo kill 4 people on the enemy team
>Finally die
>My entire team gets wiped out by the remaining 2 people

Every fucking time. WHY do I keep getting put with these fucking retards.
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>>148183749
either that or the recent waves of catboy posting broke everyone's minds and dicks
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>>148183907
merci isnt a lez
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>>148183352
anyone please?
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>>148183767
The only sauce that's getting on D.Va is Dewrito sauce
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>>148183907
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>the top ranked guy in the game is rank 85

Jesus, I didn't know that. I'm at 71 solo queuing.

I wonder how high a team of level 70+ formerly-solo players could get.
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>>148177921

Someone post Geet
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>>148183568
Mercy x 76
Because it would piss off all the Pharah cucks
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>>148183315
If she was younger, like 15 or 16, maybe. But Blizzard didn't dare go there, so now she's 19 and probably rides famous dicks all the time.

>>148183719
>LMAO
>:D
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>>148183568

Reaper and D.va

Just like my Indonesian smoke signals
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>>148183767
sauce
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>>148183940
>1 guy kills 4 people on your team
>2 guys kill 5 people on your team

Maybe you should kill the people killing your team first instead of padding stats on their retards.
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>>148183767
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>>148184031
Just do Torb X Mercy. It'd be funnier.
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>connection has been shit lately
>can't really be a reliable DPS due to it
>spend most of my games playing Rein or Support
I played Rein and Lucio a lot already, but the other supports are pretty fun
Zen's my favourite
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I did it dudes I finally hit 60 after a nice win streak and effective teamwork
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>>148183675
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>>148184146
only 20 more ranks until you're average!
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>>148183315
yes, definitely, anyone who says otherwise is a worthless degenerate and should just kill themselves
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>>148184013
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What are the most important, staple characters in any team
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>>148183767
she was a "morale booster" for the actual mech pilots during her time in the army
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Why can't Pharah have a slutty skin?
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>>148184246
You're not being the person D.Va knows you can be. You're really disappointing her.
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i just sank to rank 34. i didnt think i was that good but i never could have imagine this horror.

someone plz help me.
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>>148184281
Roadhog, Soldier, Tracer or Genji, Mercy and Pharah.
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>>148184209
(´・ω・`) it's a start
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>>148184068
And here comes the token 4chan troll

>Haha no matter what happens it ur fault git gud xD

Eat a bag of dicks kiddo.
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>>148183767
>>148184292
delete yourselves
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>>148184281
Skillhog
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>>148184250
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How many corndogs do you think she chowed on?
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>>148184246
She's a 19 year old filmstar and military girl. Do the math, anon. She may not be the town bicycle but she's probably lost it already.
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>>148184281
Reinhardt Zarya Lucio core
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>>148183587
>all the homo
That's Tumblr for ya. Girls draw those pictures - and they basically hate (hetero cis) men - so everything has to be homo.

>>148183568
>1 ship forever canon
Tracer and Winston. Just to fuck everyone who thinks Tracer is a cheerful tomboy, when in reality she's into bestiality.
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>>148184281
Bastion Bastion Bastion Bastion Bastion Torbjorn
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>>148183568
Reinhardt and Roadhog
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>>148184461
This is going nowhere isn't it?
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>>148184281
zarya
zarya
lucio
lucio/mercy
offense
offense
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Is Winston a virgin?
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>spend all my overshekels on mei skin and highlight intro
>get potg shortly after
I see how it works now.
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>>148184496
you are WRONG
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D.Va is a bad character because her lore implies that people give enough of a shit about esports for a streamer to launch an acting career
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>>148184663
Mei killed both of my grandparents.
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>>148184061
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Dahs/432308/D.va-Online
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>>148182302
Mei's blog implies she has made contact with Winston and they have a lot interaction ingame. I almost think Blizzard is pushing them as a ship but it's kind of gone unnoticed. It's probably safe to say she's onboard for rejoining Overwatch.
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>>148184663
I hate that fat bitch
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>>148184685

she's getting dicked nightly by lucio
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>>148178382
>2deep4u

How to spot someone who didnt understand the ending 101

They development plan got fucked because they had to scrap an episode and a half's worth of work due to some terrorist attack that mirrored the plot too closely. Interpret that however you want
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>>148184663
damn son
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>>148183991
There is no talking or reasoning with shippers
Just let them be and hope they stop
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>>148184647
>Is Winston a virgin?
Is this even a question? Do you think Mercy is pure?
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>>148184764
They are both scientists and discuss research.
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The one thing I don't like about Lucio is that he's absolutely crucial to a team.
You're gonna struggle without a Lucio, which is what bothers me, whereas with practically every other character, you can juggle around with which offensive/defensive/tank heroes to choose from, but you need that Lucio.

Don't get me wrong, I like going Lucio and he's my second most played character, but the reason for that is because he's such a help for you and your team. I'd prefer if he didn't exist so neither team needed him.
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>>148184764

>Mei gets the hot monkey dick

its perfect
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>>148184496
Yeah, I bet she dates moviestars or k-pop singers or something.

>>148176057
Winsten is basically Marvel's Beast.
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why is soldier so fucking insane

damage dropoff starts at THIRTY fucking meters
high rate of fire pin point accuracy hitscan weapon with 170 dps
mobile as shit with NO cooldown
alternate fire is fucking pharah's weapon

and you know since this isn't enough to make him the blatantly best offense pick let's give him a pocket mercy in aoe because why the fuck not his kit isn't overloaded enough
and put some aimbot with free reload + instant reload in there as well
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>>148184764
Mei just likes to talk science with him and thinks he's nonsexually cute because she's a nice girl who likes animals

Meanwhile Winston faps to her every night and thinks she's the one human girl he has a chance with
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>>148184858
It would be nice to have other options than Lucio and Mercy for healing. I like both of them, but yeah I don't disagree with you.
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Winston is not a virgin, and Tracer is not a virgin. Vaginally, anally or orally.
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>>148184858
affirmative action

they have to appease a certain segment of the population by making him overpowered
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>>148184965
soldier is pretty fragile if he isnt in his biotic field or pocketed by a mercy (but thats every character)
thats his downside
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>>148184702
It's actually pretty plausible. Esports are very big in Korea and that could have been her media gateway at home to some Korean Tv and film gigs which opened up her options abroad.
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>>148184965
I'd like a small damage drop off in short-range too

Maybe we would see more high noon men that way
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>>148184965
The macro for burst fire dps is retarded. You can see it blatantly used by most pros in this weeks tournament. Literally 100% perfect burst at all times for majority of soldiers.
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>>148185014

Tracer can rewind time, she is ALWAYS a virgin.
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>>148184413
>two flankers on the same team are a staple
>no reinhardt

I guess theyre a staple at rank 40
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>>148184562
I'm just using you to help me build my collection
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>>148183628
alright updated for some more clarity
>>148184764
>Mei's blog
where
also I said ingame stuff would be ignored since we play during their missions, the external lore has yet to get there just yet, maybe watchpoint:Gibraltar mission just happened and all that + people say that Short:Alive happens after the overwatch were restarted.
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>>148185153
Of homos? kys degenerate
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Why is it always the enemy team that have the good Genji while our is pants on head retarded.
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>faggots asking for nerfs
that makes the game more boring
Blizzard said their philosophy of balance is making everyone equally overpowered
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>5 minutes on the payload at the end screen
>We lost

Im losing hope
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Im starting to get into the higher ranks

....Exactly how many people are aimbotting now?
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>>148185116
Why would she rewind her hymen back and go through a lot of pain every time she wants to fuck her gorilla boyfriend?

It's not like she has to rewind the gorilla jizz away either, monkey-human interbreeding is impossible.
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>>148185258
Maybe the other team can deal with a genji and yours can't
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>>148184965
How the living fuck do you think S76 is a stronger pick than Reaper or Pharah?
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>>148185153
why do those yuri pairings always have sharp face features that resemble men?
why arent they just drawing members of the male cast instead of this
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What's the worst ship you've seen for this game?

HARD MODE:
What's the worst straight ship you've seen for this game?
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>>148181731
>Not sure if should feel dumb for having Doritoes all over face or if I should feel pity because these two have never heard of them.
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Is 30 sensitivity too much for a 800 dpi mouse?
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>>148185321
90% of playerbase
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Is it just me or do tracer players get really steamy when you wreck their shit?
I get the occasional "fuck you" from only them.
Is the speedan really that important to them?
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>>148185396

yes
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Just hit rank 79 with tracer

I want to give a shoutout to my friends at:

http://www.ownedcore.com/forums/fps/overwatch-exploits-hacks/
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>>148185396
holyshit, yes it is

im 20 on 1000
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>>148185194
>>148180384
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>>148182713

No, his character design is just horrible, The DAT BOI skins at least bring it to meme status which I can deal with
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>>148185262
>Blizzard said their philosophy of balance is making everyone equally overpowered
You pulled that out of your ass and you know it
Look what they did to McCree
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>>148185416
Junkrat deals damage way too easy compared to other heroes but it's usually the bad tracers that can't overcome him
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>>148184803
They admitted they put in Christian symbolism because they thought it was cool.
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>>148185334
>monkey-human interbreeding is impossible.

nigga there is an angry mexican made of smoke

nigga there are talking robots

niggga there is working cryostasis

nigga there is TELEPORTATION
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>>148185516
Heh no wonder I can't aim

Should I disable enhanced precision in windows settings?
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>>148185621
Also Winston's genetically altered and we don't know to what degree.

He may not have reproductive organs at all.
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>>148183315
In Korea, children between the ages of 12-18 are divided into two groups: you either attempt suicide or you don't.
Your adults and your peers will beat you into understanding who you're expected to be. Once you're considered below average, you don't qualify as a human being anymore.
If you are not as pretty, not as smart, not as funny, not as interesting as the girl next to you you will be ignored until you attempt to end it and fail only to ironically gain attention or succeed. Once you're given the label of failure, you won't escape it.
Korean culture is a bit different from Japanese culture. They are similar in that they both do a lot of conforming, a lot of following status quo. But Koreans are more volatile in that they will aggressively do whatever it takes to keep that status quo. They will fight to make sure you stay subhuman and will make sure everybody else does the same; teachers will pretend not to notice, other students will follow suit in fear, parents will pretend you don't exist. Blackmail, beatings, asking boyfriends to get friends to rape you, etc.
This is why plastic surgery is so rampant in Korea; being fake is often times better than being you.
When you look at D.va you have to abandon Western ideals like individuality, human rights, etc. In Korea, the moment you are born you're told that you're in debt. In Korea, "being a student is your job" is taken literally when told to children, not just in a feel good way like people think it means. It's essentially child labor. Like I gave you that life by birthing you now you must work off your debt or your entire life is meaningless.
D.va was ugly so her parents fixed her and now she's pretty. She was worthless and only played video games so her parents fixed it and now she's a hero that fights for her country. She spends the rest of her life repaying that debt.


tl;dr: She has been fucked by everyone that outranks her in the military and probably by her own father.
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>>148185496
why even bother anymore
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>Go behind reinhardt's shield
>His giant ass blocks my view so I can't hit shit
Ok
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>>148185262
>Blizzard said their philosophy of balance is making everyone equally overpowered

>nerfing widow and mccree within a week
>refusing to balance now because they fucked up and listened to the lolbabs
>hiding behind "fixing competitive"
blizzard a shit
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>just saw this guy in all-chat trying to trash-talk people from a game he just finished
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>>148184803
So there was a terrorist attack that was a lot like End of Evagelion?
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>>148177921

did anyone save the dog that poops out heal lozenges?
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>>148185581
You've got to get direct hits to do real damage with him. The splash damage is nice to chip away at people though.
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>>148185524
reading the blog. its nothing about her joining any side. She is a researcher with ex-overatch connections. Not even the recall animation said it called her.
ill leave it as is but her joining overwatch's side is what I expect
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>>148185570
Lucio reminds me of Poochie from the Simpsons. It's gotta be intentional ridiculousness.
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>>148185198
(You)
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>>148185572
Serious this. McCree went from OP to worthless in a single patch and no one at Blizz realized that McCree was Tracer's main counter, and now that no one plays him because he's shit Tracers dominate everywhere. This game is going to have years of Blizzard's trademark wack-a-mole balance where characters go from OP to utter garbage.
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>>148185396
I'm at 6 ingame sensitivity on 800 DPI (g502)

t. rank 71 tracer
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>>148185671
i used to play with it too
turned it off back in 2009
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>>148185194
I believe Mercy is actually a proper doctor (surgeon?) and also some sort of medical scientist. Calling her a "medic" is a little underwhelming.

>>148185416
Heh, nice trick, gotta try that sometime.
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>Playing against a pharrah who's averaging 50 direct hits a match
>Hanzo keeps trying to ping down reinhardts

Send help
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>tfw was just playing Junkrat on defense in brazil.
>Pharah's like "I'll just jetpack into the air and JUSTICE RAIN DOWN on the enemy team"
>Not on my watch.
>Drop my mine and launch myself above her.
>pop her with two direct shots of grenade
>Dead

Describe satisfying as fuck plays. Even small ones.
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>>148185416
He's the most satisfying character to use when killing Tracer.
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>>148185921

Probably because they wrote her off as dead when Gibraltar got frozen over. I wanna see Mei come back as a sneak traitor feeding Talon secrets or something.
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>>148186014
>6 ingame sensitivity
how the fuck are you hitting anything, you have to move your whole arm, doesnt sound precise at all
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>>148186014
What is good for 1000 dpi?
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Finally played Lucio, fucker is fun as hell. I usually went Zenyatta when I played support, now I'll be able to even it out.
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>>148186141

I think Zenyatta gets more salt, even good Tracers will get lazy thinking it's free kill time, then you just turn around and make Descartes proud
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>>148185764
at the age of 3, the buddha came to hanas house and proclaimed "she is the one who will master the games" and since then shes been raised to be a gamer

she is a celebrity and an idol she wouldnt be able to have sex without all of her superfans knowing and bitching on the internet

she is a VIRGIN
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>>148185764
RIIIIGHT
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>>148186324
wow you legit made a webm out of this

well at least you're not a junkrat boasting that they threw a mine at a tracer
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>>148185321
nobody, if it's not your own 1st person footage it can just look wonky
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>>148186505

I keep a few WEBMs for when people are like "X character is unpickable, even good ones suck"
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>>148185671
doesnt affect your mouse movement in OW

>>148186163
but thats exactly what is accurate you mong, moving your whole arm that is

that is also still a high sensitivity

>>148186196
4 or 5 i'd say
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>>148186163
That's what people do, moving their arm. It works.
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>>148186352
Except Buddhism in Korea has all but been reduced to pyramid scheme cults. Korea is a predominately Christian nation, at least publicly. It is, as a nation, just riddled with leprous sores.
There is speculations of illicit activities surrounding most female Korean stars. This isn't Japan where adults don't have to grow up and being pure is a good thing. In Korea you either put out more than everyone else or you stay a nobody.
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>>148186063
Mercy is in fact a field medic, who works in combat situations and in crisis/war zones. However, she is indeed an accomplished doctor and partly an engineer
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>>148183568
Zarya X McCree
Just to watch Tumblr have a shit fit that the hero they stereotyped as gay, due to hair colour, isn't.
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>placed at 40
>down to 25 now

Is there still hope for me to get back up there
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>>148186827
No
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>>148186710
incorrect. you are forgetting this is the future, where buddhism rose to crush christianity and jesus came down to earth to bless hanas mother with a game controller while she was pregnant

this is all canon btw
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>>148186827
how

you have to lose like 70% of your games or some shit
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>>148186662
>but thats exactly what is accurate you mong, moving your whole arm that is
so if you ever get flanked or someone runs circles around you, you just instantly die because it takes a century to turn?

this low sensitivity meme is too much for me
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>>148186827
It's never too late to get an aimbot.
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>>148186827
Stop playing with a controller.
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>>148182334
this clip gets posted some 5 times a day, but no one ever points out that dva has died twice in this very webm yet is still running around shooting
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>>148180456
Need a slowmotion for this one
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>>148186923
It's my first shooter, basically
I have very little (multiplayer) shooter experience
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>>148185258
I should play that more... I don't know why I stopped.
I think starting out was a bitch for me and I didn't understand how to keep up with income.
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>>148185764
Alright Japan take it easy and go back to denying war crimes.
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>>148186923

No, depending on your luck with maps and character picks, you can have a 60% winrate and still slide backwards, someone did the math.
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>>148186827
>there are fellow social outcasts in this same thread that aren't good at videogames

wew

post your stats and heroes to see how we can help
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>>148186827
>at 55 and feel like a shitter
>see this anon
Good lord there's always someone worse isn't there
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>>148186927
you're actually so fucking clueless you are literally making me shake my head right here sitting on this office chair not even memeing

people can instantly turn 180 with much slower sensitivities than 800 dpi 6 in-game sens

do you even understand how you are supposed use your fucking mouse? do you think you just keep your arm completely still only relying on wrist movement? get real retard is this your first fps game?

see this video for example of how you can turn around quickly easily even when your sensitivity is so low that performing a 360 degree turn requires almost 60 cm of mouse movement:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOWhqBAhH3I
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>>148186964
Doesn't really matter, D.Va's damage is garbage regardless. Her survivality is shit compared to other tanks, her damage is bad compared to other tanks. The idea of her is that she is supposed to be a flanker tank or some shit with good mobility and she is total shit at that compared to Winston who does the same thing way better.
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>>148186895
Except in the future, the entire nation is run by the kids who attempted but failed to commit suicide. You're not considering the fact that D.va's mother herself routinely sees a psychiatrist for depression. She has always had a weak constitution and struggles to keep with with societal standards. A side effect of the drugs she takes is, not uncommonly, auditory and visual hallucinations and mood swings. D.va descent into living hell started way before she was born, when her mother failed to self abort her abusive husband's child.

this is also all canon
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>>148180456
Um, I can track Reinhardt on a charge, and I'm fucking old.
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>>148186927
literally lmao'ing @ your life if you think 800 dpi 6 sens is low
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>>148186827
>placed at 45
>down to 43
And I thought my suffering was real...
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>>148177656
>I would take my bow over your rifle any day
what kind of autist opens a conversation with that?
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Why the fuck are you people not aimbotting yet? Theres literally zero way to detect it
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>>148185371
What do I win?
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>>148187258
she failed because God came down and told her to cut that shit out, and to be a good mother to Earth's most beautiful, caring, arrogant (in an endearing way) creature to ever grace the universe, and that her faith will be rewarded. she cried herself to sleep, woke up, and her abusive husband suddenly, by the will of God, became a nice, caring father and promised to never do anything to hurt her ever again.

hana was thus born with a caring mother, a hard working father, given the God controller, and thus was set up to be the best.

C.A.N.O.N.
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>>148187394
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>>148186927
it doesnt take long to turn it just takes bigger movement dumb fuck

its easy to do large movements quickly with your arm
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>>148187517
that's still better than phara abandoning her post to munch carpet
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Should I get this game for 39 or get the 45 buck Origin edition?

Any idea when/if Blizzard pricedrops?
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>>148187247
>do you think you just keep your arm completely still only relying on wrist movement?
did it for years, never experienced any issues with it

>get real retard is this your first fps game?
it isnt thats why im even more confused how suddenly people claim this low sens stuff

>see this video for example
ive never seen anyone moving his mouse in that way and never did so myself
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>>148187247
what is this? i don't have 2 feet to move my mouse.
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>>148187220
55 is average, anon
Anything above 85 right now just isn't feasible, only like 6 people at 83.
Also get better self esteem
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>>148187813
get a bigger mousepad the qck+ is the most popular one and its only $10
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>>148187705
look up the origin skins and see if you like them. if no, get the cheaper edition.

blizzard has christmas sales like 2 year after a game comes out. not much other than that.
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>>148187536
>A side effect of the drugs she takes is, not uncommonly, auditory and visual hallucinations and mood swings
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Does playing in a group make a huge difference in XP? Leveling is so fucking slow but im playing by myself. I feel like I've been playing forever and I'm only level 34. And to think that there are people who are over 200..what the fuck.
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>>148187930
Jesus that is a long wait.
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>>148178209
>Varian Reinhardt
>Not Uther Lightbringer

Remove yourself
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>>148187705
>Blizzard
>Price drop
Expect years of waiting. The only thing Blizzard makes that sees a flat rate price drop within 2 years is WoW expacs and that's because they pump them out every 2 years.
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>>148186710

Hunter S Thompson once said "Chinese are dirty on the outside and clean on the inside, Japanese are clean on the outside but dirty on the inside, but Koreans are just dirty all over."
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>>148187705
At least WoW is occasionally on sale, maybe twice a year. (I think the summersale just went by.)

The Origins edition (from a store) is a safe bet, if you like the skins/heroes. It also includes other goodies, so there's no real reason to save the small amount of money by buying the regular edition.
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>this last game

rest in pieces
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>>148187714
>suddenly
"low" sens has been the standard in high level fps play for a long ass fucking time

in quake scene it's a bit trickier to quantify since most pros use(d) mouse acceleration so that they can do quick flicks for stuff like rocket jumping easier but still at the same time have really slow sens for lg tracking and shit

i'm putting low in quotes because sensitivities that equal to less than 30cm mouse movement to make a 360 degree turn are generally regarded high sensitivities

800 dpi 6 sens is that kind of sensitivity, with it 360 takes 28cm of movement. in OW it's quite common sensitivity but in CSGO it would definitely be strictly higher end. there are only a couple pros in CSGO that play with that sens or faster. it's understandable OW requires slightly higher sensitivity since there are a lot of movement abilities and stuff that require you to turn rapidly. but it doesn't mean you have to go crazy with your sens and play like some wrist only moba babby
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ask a rank 40 who plays with a gamepad anything
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>>148184663
More Mei of the game.
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>>148188135
Difference between actual pros and pubstompers
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>People stacking heroes

Blizzard please remove this
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>>148188187
whats a gamepad
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>>148187714
>did it for years, never experienced any issues with it

This is what everyone who has never tried low sens thinks. You have no idea how much better your aim could be until you try it.
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Holy shit, did anyone just see the code7 vs Envyus match?

>NA incapable of getting out of spawn
>Didn't switch comps to counter/breakout
>Get death blossom'd multiple times
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>>148188135
that was rape
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>>148188249
I guess the house meme is real
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>>148188024
how poor do you have to be to be this cautious over like 10 dollar differnece
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>>148188321
haha NA scene
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I have done three placement matches and all of them have been so hilariously stacked against my team that I've decided to not do anymore placement matches
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>>148187668
True but hard mode was worst straight ship, this would be it since they would absolutely hate each other due to their radically opposing views on omnics.I can see this one happening.
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>>148188321
Yes, it was fucking hilarious, pro overwatch is a joke right now because there aren't really any pros at all, they are all just pubstomping groups. Envy does look actually good though, they pick good comps, control the maps, control the flow of the game, they just communicate well.
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>>148186658
I wouldn't say good zenyattas suck, but there's still no incentive to pick the guy over 76. 76 has more DPS with his primary even if Zen's shooting a discorded target. His healing ability heals more quickly, and his healing can be applied to himself and multiple other people at once. Zen's only advantage is no CD on his healing, no range restriction, and that other people can benefit from discord. However, he needs line if sight, so if you're discording a tank for your team to dogpile, you're probably fucked if it's roadhog, winston, or even dva, and his healing is still not necessarily better than 76's. His ult is arguably a bit more useful if you don't need an aimbot, but its common knowledge that there are better options when it comes to clutch ults and healing.

He's not unuseable or unviable, but he's very clearly obsolete. Blizzard needs to replace his pacifist ass with robo-malcom X.
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>>148188319
what like turn it down in-game a bit? i have like a 15 dollar microsoft mouse man i'm a casual.
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>>148188273
Just counter stack friendaroni
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>>148186710
South Korea is a pretty sad country. They've pretty much given up their entire way of life over the past 60 years to become America-lite. Buddhism, given up for Christianity to become more America-like. Pop culture in is basically basically America but on a 5-10 delay. Only country in the world that circumcises the majority of its males other than Israel and Muslim countries that isn't America? South Korea and the practice didn't exist there at all before the Korean war. South Koreans want to be American so bad it's pathetic.
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>>148187517
>tfw neat comic but completely out of character and unreasonable
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>>148188609
>they fell for the circumcision meme

god dammit
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>>148188335
Pretty poor. I am willing to get the 45 dollar version though. I loved the beta
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>>148188407
You know, why doesn't Genji wear clothes? Omics wear clothes, humans wear clothes. Genji just runs around showing off his ass

Actually, on second thought, IS Genji wearing clothes? How much of that is his mechanical body vs just removable armor?
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>widow-only players
>widow-only players in competitive
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>>148186505
>wow you legit made a webm out of this
i make webms out of everything
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>>148188694
>being uncut
Absolutely disgusting
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>>148188817
>promoting body mutilation
topcuck
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Ask a bastion main anything.
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>>148188245
>>148184663
Mei-r-ciless.
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>>148182195
I 'ave beeg plans fer you
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>>148188915
TELL ME IF YOUVE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
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>haven't played in 5 days
>they still haven't fixed leavers giving 1/20th a rank
>only peak rank matters
>no reason to bother with ranked solo
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>>148188754
Well, I would say that most of his stuff is removable armor like his faceplate, but it's really too skintight to be realistically removable.

But, like, how much of his body is actually mechanical? There's probably a good bit of him left under there: he's not just a head stuck to a robobody
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Holy shit just won a game where our Widowmaker got PotM where she was "sniping" a Bastion right next to him without fully charging her rifle. Bastion ignored her and it took her maybe 6 shots to kill him while the Reinhardt shielding Bastion didn't bother to look back.

I think that was far by the worse PotM I have ever seen. This was at rank 50 holy shit.
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>>148188915
When are you buying that rope?
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>>148188817
>less nerve endings so sex doesn't feel as good
>your dickhead dries up as you get older and loses sensitivity

a-at least it's easier to clean, right guys?
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>>148187254
>Her survivality is shit compared to other tanks
w e w
well baited
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>>148188754
Dude is a robo ninja assassin, makes it easier to just not wear clothes when doing nini things. Artist probably drew him with a shirt on cause Tracer is laying all over him and she might rub against the plates and cut herself or some such logic.
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>>148188962
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
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>>148177656
Are there any GOOD hero guides on YouTube or elsewhere? Most guides are shitters reading ability descriptions and pointing out the obvious.
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>placed at 43
>moved my way up to 51 in 3 hours
Am I finally average?
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>>148189134
The face on this cosplayer cracks me up. Like I'd still fuck Lois Griffing but I was not expecting it at all.
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>decide to switch to a level 3 alternate account and play some rounds for the hell of it
>attack on Hanamura
>decide to play Reaper
>first point
>entire enemy team is fucking around outside the gate fighting with my allies
>teleport to the point and claim it single-handedly, only having to kill 1 or 2 people who pass by me after respawning
>second point
>same shit; everybody's outside fucking around with eachother
>teleport inside and easily claim it again solo
>the only "threats" are a Widow camping the window who goes to the same spot every time and never notices me blasting her in the ass, and whoever comes out of the spawn point
>get golds in everything sans healing despite only hanging around the points flanking whoever passed me
>get only one reddit upboat on the results screen
This is so silly.
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>>148189134
post face
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Genji needs an xbox theme
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>>148189134
Better just to watch some highlights of pro players like tviq, surefour, taimou, adam, etc
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my computer exploded

I mained Tracer, should I wait until Blizzard nerfs her to 50HP because of community whiners or play as soon as possible?
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>>148189257
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>>148189134
im a pro, ama
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>>148189224
You likely were already average, you just got misplaced. Rank mobility is a mess in this.
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>>148189334
what aimbot do you recommend?
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>>148189334
Do you like bananas
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>>148189245
what's silly is you making fun of "reddit upboats" but secretly caring a bout em at the same time. never change anon.
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>>148183358
do they not steal each others health orb things
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>>148189314
Kind of girl you smash and hope nobody ever finds out ever
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>>148189307
tracer hasn't really been touched since the beginning. If anything they'll nerf mercy.
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>>148189314
Is that really this 40 year old soccer mom's ass? Damn son.
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>>148180716
The kaiju omni that rises out of the sea every year to attack Seoul?
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>everyone on the enemy team leaves but Lucio
>he asks if we can help him get the Lucio spray of knocking over 3 people
>we say sure
>our Genji keeps killing him

Why are Genji players edgy?
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>>148189414
headshotez.exe
>>148189415
Only with peanut butter!
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>>148189063
The better question is: how the fuck did Hanzo fuck up Genji so badly? dude's a archer, how the hell does he cut some nigga's arm clean off?
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I bet you're not as bad as me.I try my hardest every game to win.
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>>148189425
Not really, it just shows that nobody noticed I was doing all the work for them. Like they thought the point is magically captured when you kill enough of the enemy team or something.
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is it bad that I only watch streamers because i want to see them lose?
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Characters that dwell in DoTs are pretty much impossible to implement in this game, with the healers it has, right?
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>blink
>20 ticked out of blink
>hook bugs again
>able to recall
W E W

>>148189448
they nerfed tracers hp by 50 and they nerfed symmetra shielding, which hurt tracer
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>>148189063
he's probably a flesh and blood torso + mechanical limbs
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>>148189513
Pushed him in a vat of lava with an arrow? Maybe he just got too many hired guns for genji to reflect, I mean the guy's mob boss tier.

Scatter arrow
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>>148189564
would be nice to see some hero that uses sludge zones that apply ticking debuffs like widow mine to just close off choke points, but maybe its too OP, dno
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>>148189670
I want to see the slime man. Make it happen, anon.
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>>148189552
Depends. If you watch any of the top streamer then yeah thats bad. Because regardless of whether or not they win or lose in the game, they are winning hard at life because they're making thousands of dollars a day by sitting on their ass. So any frustration they show is merely an act.
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>>148189513
They had a sword duel. The sword with the chipped blade on display at Hanamura is presumably the one Hanzo was wielding when he struck down his brother.

They both received ninja training when they were growing up: they'd both know how to fight with katanas. Genji excelled in it while Hanzo took to archery. The only reason Hanzo likely won their duel is because it was a fight Genji didn't want to have.
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>>148188319
Yeah this
Once I turned my sensitivity down, I feel like I'm better at tracking
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Just ran into a McCree that landed 17 headshots in a row.

Talent?
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Just had the most enjoyable match in this game I've ever played. a 0-2 KOTH comeback, a shittalking rival, people actually talking on mic, no leavers, and even airbagged their Rein into my trap for the Pixel spray achievement.

Forgot this game could be fun.
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>>148189670
Area denial is a major thing in Overwatch, wouldn't be surprised to see a Hero heavily based on it
Other than Mei, that is
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>>148189504

Blizz should really implement a votekick feature so we can rid the world of genji shitters.
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>>148189861
Is that some new Gujira 4 shit?

Translated?
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>>148189591
Recall is there only to compensate the imminent death by 20 ticks
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>>148189819
it's not as hard as one thinks, I just want to know how you know he did 17 in a row
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>>148189958
Watched the kill feed after he got all 6 on me
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>>148189545
>bottom 5%

how does this happen?
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Hows come everyone here talks shit like they're rank 80 when they are actually rank 50?
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>D.Va boosts
>NERF THIS!
>put an ice wall in front of it
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>>148189941

like a year old dude. Kimeseku ni Maketa Shounen.
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>>148189504
On the flip side, most Reaper players I've met are pretty nice.
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>>148190058
>playing mei
>ever

you are the worst type of person
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>>148189549
>nobody noticed me
its ok anon i did :3
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>>148190049
this game attracted the LoL audience
no one is allowed to post about how fun they had or complain about a hero unless they can prove theyre at LEAST rank 75
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>>148190049
it's just one or two 70+ dudes thinking they're all that
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Any chances they fix McREEEEEEEE?
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>when you realize in the first two minutes of the game that its going to be a forced 50 game
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>>148190187
He's fixed. Fuck off.
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>>148188321
The "meta" is such horseshit
envyus has better players and code7 just sticks with the same shit instead of trying any kind of counter play.
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>>148190209
>when a single ally is so bad he loses the game for the entire team
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>>148189432
Oh we do. but the Lucio usually kept us topped off
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>>148190187
make him better or worse?
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>got invited to game
>guy named 'datboi' something
>one of my friends invited me so i join
>minute i join he sees my name and sees 'too edgy lol' and kicks me
>minute later friend leaves and invited me to new game

Why do these faggots exist? It's an online name, dickhead, it wouldn't affect gameplay. And then his name was as shitty as a meme.

Fucking normalfags.
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>>148190187
Well how long has Zen been dead? Blizz seems the type to make changes and let them "settle" before doing anything else with a hero. So Mccree will probably be dead awhile.
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>>148190342
better, he was broken but the nerf was too hard
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>>148190209
>lose-stomp streak --> win-stomp streak --> lose-stomp streak
why do i still play
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>>148190382
What's your faggy edgelord name?
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>>148183568
McCree x Zarya
Just to piss off the tumblrinas who are touting Zarya as their symbol
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>>148190113
But Mei is fun.
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>>148190209

>when you load into 99% on the timer for a DEFEAT

thanks for wasting my time you dumb faggot coders
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>>148190382
post edgy name plz
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>>148190113
>not having fun with popsicle waifu
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>>148189670
>>148189890
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So why don't they have Horde mode, co op and story mode in this game?
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>>148190382
so what's your name? also datboi is retarded, you wouldn't want to play with him anyway
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>>148190415
Yeah they really need to give him more HP

I was shitting on Mcbois with Tracer before the nerf even
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>>148190481
I want Zarya to be one of those secretly feminine chicks. Like she loves wearing pretty dresses and being just girly, but can't do that in public because she's got that alpha-bitch dyke thing going on.
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>>148190306
>widow lying on the ground
>suddenly hooked offscreen to the porker
... lewd?
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>>148190465
>>148190510
>>148190558
cockkiller98
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>>148188609
Philippines has higher % of curcumsized males than Worst Korea I believe
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>>148190306
>playing on low settings

>>148190382
I've been thinking the same thing. This guy >>148188796 plays as "Jared" and I think he's friends with the bozo who posts here as "Mike". Like, WTF? Zero imagination with names.
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>>148190604
11/10 would group up with for 20% xp
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Is Mei ever viable in competitive at all?
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>>148190682
Thanks f a m
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There's no incentive to play Guidolicker

ult doesn't even help with damage or other bonuses
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>>148190604
I'd play with you.
that name is rage inducing.
tfw I'm cockkiller88
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>>148190604
Why do you want to kill cocks?
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>>148190695
no, people try her on hanamura first point but just get rolled.
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>>148190590
hooked offscreen onto the payload, giving them overtime when we would have won in literally 1 second. instead they used the extension to win the game

>>148190649
low settings gives you an advantage. at least it did last patch
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Well anon
It ain't gonna suck itself
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>Chill dude its just a game
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>>148190826
Well I mean... you could.

>>148190857
I hope you're in ranked.
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>>148190826
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>tfw don't enjoy playing that much anymore
>only enjoy watching seagull's stream
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>>148191007
Oh shut up, you know he's gay.
>>
>It's a guy is mean on voicechat to impress his girlfriend that he's queueing with episode
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>>148190826
I wish I could post that furry McCree without getting banned
>>
You know I don't even fucking bother killing Mercy after wiping the enemy team

I always know she has ult because of how ridiculously easy it is to charge, and I know there's no way I'm going to kill her in the one second it takes to fly over there and press Q

TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I KILLED A MERCY 0.001 SECONDS AFTER SHE FUCKING REVIVES


FIX THIS SHIT BLIZZARD YOUR GAME IS FUCKED
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>>148190695
why would you ever use m1 to try and freeze when you can 1-shot squishies with roadhog from a greater distance
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>>148191075
Doesn't stop him from stealing your women, he's that much of a badass
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>>148190826
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>>148191109
KILL
HER
FIRST

Whenever I see a situation where the enemy team might wipe, I look for mercy, and I'm able to make sure she dies 80% of the time. Stop having tunnel vision.
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>>148191109
>not killing Mercy first

are you some sort of shitter?
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>>148191243
I want him to steal my butt.
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>>148191078
Bonus points for the girl is the best one on the team.

She's not even that good.
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I still don't get how people are so good with Zarya. I can bubble well, but I usually can't kill for shit
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>>148191095
I demand a source of that
just for the laughs haha
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>>148191316
he has high standards

describe your AeStHeTiCs and I'll pass your resume on to him
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>>148177819
>tfw no Zarya bear skin
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>>148191295
>>148191298
fuck killing mercy first
I kill whoever she is pocketing then wait for her to rez them
then I kill her and her pocket
She automatically rezzes when she goes below 50% health and theirs 2+ dead people around
theres no reason not to make her panic and rez early so she cant do 3+ rezzing
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>tfw playing vs an aimbotting Hanzo

Quite annoying desu, we still won though
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>>148191437
git gud at tracking
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>>148190817
>low settings gives you an advantage. at least it did last patch
Maybe a minor one, and that has been a stable for pretty much every online game. But why do that? It's a casual game afterall. I don't get you tryhards.

>>148191469
What is that animation?
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>>148177656
Would/could you fuck an Omnic?
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Who's waifu should I draw defiled.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10726169
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I just said fuck it and started tanking my rank. I'm now rank 28 and I've never had so much fun in my life. Every game is absolute fucking clown shoes. I have not played a game yet where something hilarious hasn't happened and I'm laughing basically the entire time.

Nobody even gives a shit about winning either which makes it even better.
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>>148191465
Kabier

is your hand going to laugh around your dick too?
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>>148191541
I get that much, but then I'd still have the problem of my mortars just never hitting anything
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>>148191558
>It's a casual game afterall.
What does this mean to you, exactly? Most people playing ranked are what you'd call "tryharding"
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>>148191465
>just for the laugs haha
>haha
sure thing furfag
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>>148191558
>not playing fps with a 144hz monitor
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>>148191558
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir

of course it's edited for laughs
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>>148191591
Just play quick play if you're that bad.
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>>148191628
Grind in practice range then to get a feel of where right clicks land. Its not hard of an arc.
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>>148191843
Tried that. I have a shit MMR in quick play and still get put up against try hard premades and cancer shit like double Zarya.
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>>148191858
I'll do that! but I feel like I'll be posting in a day about it.
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I don't get what the appeal of partying together and stomping utter noobs.

Why the fuck is matchmaking like this? Literally every game there is a pair of players who are by far, by far the best. They always have 4 gold medals.
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Am i the only one who uses blackwatch reyes skin?
All the others look too edgy/retarded, id rather be a black spic than something out of a sonic fanfiction.
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>>148191671
I'm ranked at 41, and it definitely doesn't feel like tryharding there...

>>148191693
A new rig would be nice, but I don't have the money. Besides, I rather buy a new camera than a graphics card or a monitor.

>>148191745
Thanks.
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>>148192060
If you're worried about looking too edgy, why do you play Reaper?
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I AM NEW TO THIS GENERAL DO YOU GUYS HAVE A DISCORD?

I AM IN THE TOP 5% OF THE COMPETITIVE RANKING SYSTEM IF THAT MATTERS
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>>148192060
>reaper
>black
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>>148192226
No and no you're not
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Why is this a tip?
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>>148192226
>Wanting to play with Junkrat mains


>>148192071
Why would you become interested in the show because of 3 seconds of a joke vine though lol
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>>148192060
Reaper's animations and voice make that skin look retarded.
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>>148192356
to make sure that noobs keep picking hanzo
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>>148192326
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>>148192356
Raisins, and to make it easier to enforce that 50/50.I have no clue I'm just shitposting at work.
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>>148192493
Chuckle/10
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Ok why the fuck do they have to do this when there's a language filter option. If I want to call people faggots and retards for dragging down my team, I should be free to do so, just as everyone else is free to enable the language filter.
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>>148192060
Not liking the mariachi skin
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>>148192347
yes i am

want pics?
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>>148192226
theres a few but so far the better one is https://discord.gg/5uj6N
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>>148192493
FUCK the red team
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Do you think Blizzard will add a disabled hero? Either physically or mentally?
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>>148192625
T. Hanzo main
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Just use the highlight intro and emote in which he does the neck snapping motion, no dark magic involved
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>>148178572
Underrated
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>>148192749
There is already heroes with missing limbs
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>>148192749
They already have a mentally deficient character
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>>148192451
that's 100% hispanic
>>
So I finally got my forced 50 games in, I'm feeling for a win right now

Wish me luck
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>>148191976
I mostly play with my best friend. He's sort of in that grey area where he either does really well or contributes next to nothing. It's just a lot less stressful than playing with all randoms because we can just talk about whatever and just have a good time. Plus if i complain about anyone he usually yells at them in game chat so it takes a lot of pressure off in bad games. Most of my rl friends do that actually. It's not like we que up to stomp teams or anything it's just synergy.
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>>148192625
I hope the next one is permanent.
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>>148192670
If it were true you would have already posted proof.
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>>148192795
Meant for>>148192410
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>>148192749
Junkrat.
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>>148192794
Nigga I play everything, mostly Reinhardt, Reaper, and Soldier. I've barely touched Handsoap.
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>>148192875
> Always bring the one friend who stays quiet until the other team starts shit talking
> Then it gets real
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>decide to try competitive out
>kings row attack
>completely dick the enemy team on the cap point
>"Due to a player leaving this competitive match will shutdown in 30 seconds"

sorry what
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>>148192670
pic
>>148192671
thanks
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>competitive seasons last 3 months

This means we absolutely will not have the new hero in game until October.
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>>148193030
Why wouldn't it just say "This player is in the Top 5%"?
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>gg ez
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>>148193028
If person lives before 2 minutes into the game the game is cancelled
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>>148193037
this season ends august 18th
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>>148193129
>The hanzo on your team says this
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>>148178606
This skin pleases me
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>>148193141
>play a "competitive mode"
>play too competitively
>someone is allowed to rage quit and invalidate the match if the enemy team is too good

fuck off Bliz
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>>148192358
What can I say, I love animations, and I didn't recognize that one? (In this vein, I bet Blizzard is making sales with their Overwatch animations. A few more of them, and it will certainly bring in more people, just because they have such interesting characters.)

>>148193115
The same reason it doesn't say "bottom 5%" but instead "top 95%".
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>be very good with Tracer and rape enemy team
>fail most of my ults
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Which heroes are best at flanking?
>>
>>148192060
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>>148193330
tracer, genji, reaper
>>
Which one of you fags got this butthurt?
>>>/v/344689272
>>>/v/344689272
>>
How to make that smug ass widowmaker face on twitch
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>>148193295
drop it to the ground near stacked enemies or throw it to fatties
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>get ranked 62 at first
>drop down to 52
>climb back up to 62
>hit 67 in one night from 62

I'm too scared to play now and lose all my progress guys
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>>148192994
Uh huh and that's why you're UNGA and TEAM BUNGA right?
>>
>>148192928
see
>>148193030
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>>148180091
성형 괴물
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>>148193272
>The same reason it doesn't say "bottom 5%" but instead "top 95%".

No you idiot - why use a term most people don't see in a day to day basis, that you know is somewhat obscure to the average person, so you add the simplified term in... When you could just use the simplified term.

It'd be like using some obscure academic biology name, and then having the word "Squirrel" in parenthesis, when you could just call it a fucking Squirrel.
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>>148193330
D.va!
>>
counterfags thinking they are playing rock paper scizors
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>>148193393
>that one guy actually went to /v/
It's like the saddest fucking thing, he gets his easymode character nerfed, then instead of moving on to the next meta fad, he just complains about people who play the meta because it's a teeny tiney bit more skill intensive than it was then McCree was on top, in spite of the fact that McCree was literally no different, if not worse as far as meta goes.
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>the enemy tracer blinks into my nest of six symmetra turrets and dies before she can even rewind
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Who here /tall/ ?
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>>148193521
You are the idiot, because that was precisely what I was saying. Bottom 5% would be logical, but they don't use it, for whatever obscure reason.
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>play Rein
>need to push in
>charge in and pin their Mercy
>rest of their team follows to kill me
>my team speed boosts to the point and sets up a defense
>mfw
>>
counterfags thinking they are playing whatever pretext their stepsisters used to diddle them as kids
>>
>right click someone when playing luc
>they fly like 2 feet
>enemy lucio right clicks you
>launched 50 feet away, usually over the nearest cliff
What the fuck is happening
>>
>>148193619
Wuw u shud liek ztream in twitsh.tk xd
>>
>Can't turn off tips
>Can't change UI size
>Can change skins at character select screen
It's like we're stuck in the year 2000
>>
New skin July or august?
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>>148193696
I am the idiot, I misread your post. I Apologies.
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how am i suposed to play reinhardt
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>>148193701
You could've picked off the mercy on a real character (tracer, widowmaker, etc.) and it would've taken zero luck and only about a second.
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Lucio is for
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>>148193159

factually incorrect.
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>Join ongoing game on defense
>2nd checkpoint and team is losing
>Kill 3 people
>Gold medal for eliminations
>>
>Block 32k damage on Watchpoint attack, lose though
>Get around 9 Earthshatters which only our Soldier and Pharah really take advantage of
>The 2 Hanzo's on my team say I was useless the whole game

I swear to god I despise these fucking people
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Anyone else here main Torbjorn?
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>>148194045
It says aug 18 in the game you dolt
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How do you counter a tryhard Genji?
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>>148194064
oh god

what rank was this?
>>
>>148194045
>Being LITERALLY retarded
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>>148192749
Junkrat's insane, Symmetra's a sperg, numerous people probably have PTSD
Tons of people are missing limbs and unlike most of them Junkrat doesn't have state of the art prosthetics that perfectly mimic the function of real limbs
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>>148194179
instafocus always kills the genji
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Why doesn't Tracer have an ass?
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>>148192060
His thighs are best in that one
That's the objective only reason to use Blackwatch Reyes
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>>148194179
Streetpig
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>>148194190
>what rank was this
>join ongoing game
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>>148194380
Tracer has the best ass in the game.
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>>148194509
that's a funny way to spell Mercy. Check her player model, she's packin' heat behind that skirt.
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>>148194460
joke's on you I was only pretending haha!
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>>148194380
Because she is a man
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>>148194086
Why do Hanzo players always talk the most the shit while simultaneously failing to eliminate anything or help the objective?
>>
>>148194646
No bulge.
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>>148193474
>This desperate for (you)s
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>>148194818
It's easy to tuck these days, dont ask me how I know this
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>>148194878
nah

just wanted to make sure that rank 40 guy saw my msg
>>
What you listening to /owg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
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>>148188147
So what's 2400 dpi and 25 sensitivity's mouse movement to 360? I still don't know where to find that.
>>
>>148194923
>Carpenter Brut

How can someone have this much shit taste
>>
>>148194880
Why these days? What made it so hard before?
>>
>Queue for 2 minutes
>Puts me in a game that's reinstancing
????
>>
>Play XCOM since I haven't played any of the new DLC
>Get stomped

>Play Hearthstone
>Get stomped

>Play Overwatch
>Get stomped

I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN GODDAMMIT
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>>148194998
>>148194923
I raise you this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_INahLdPZoA
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>>148195052
try tf2
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>>148195010
Advanced hiding technology

Pretty much just better clothes and tapes now
>>
Does anyone else love watching envyus rape other teams?
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>>148195052
Fun is a buzzword.
>>
>>148194179
Winston
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>>148194790
Probably because they think doing well with a super sick trick arrow ninja means you're fucking brilliant

I don't mind Hanzos overall, but they seem to attract the most tryhard cunts in my experience, I especially hate it when they complain if you ask them to get on the objective for OT etc, once had a guy completely sperg out on me, like actual shouting/screaming because I kept asking him to jump in and get in on Lijiang so we had a bigger chance of getting back, but no it's muh k/d muh potg
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>>148194923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmUsJvRv7U
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>>148193546

He's not entirely wrong. She is more annoying than she was now that McCree isn't played that much.

Streetpig and McCree are really the only thing that reliably beats her.

Once a Tracer knows how to play, she has an edge on 80% of the cast.
>>
>>148194908
>Someone has challenged my online honor
>I must rectify this at once!
>*Tip*
>>
>>148192060
If you're playing Reaper, and your concern is not looking Edgy, stop playing the damn hero.

Regardless of that factor, Nevermore/Plague Doctor looks fucking awesome if you like birds. I like birds.
>>
>>148195438
Do you have a degree in animal biology perchance?
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>>148195438
More a fan of mariachi edgelord myself
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>>148195517
I have a pet Grey African

He's noisy as fuck but still cute.
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>people complain there's no support when they don't play 1/6 of their games or more as support
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>>148195741
I play so much god damn Lucio. Don't you even.
>>
>>148195360
pretty good description however i don't own a fedora
>>
So I had a player spazz out on me just now because I died on the point as a tank and my kill cam faded before I could see what happened during defeat.

Next round he proceeded to "Troll" me by picking Junkrat and spamming grenades on himself in spawn.

I just wanted to know how the point was lost. Wasn't even mad about it.
>>
Why would anyone play Mercy?

Every time I begrudgingly go Mercy because our team needs it, I have 3 lives in a row where my teammates just leave me completely in the dust, there will be 2 tracers doing a chase on me for a full 45 seconds and my team just sits there watching/not paying attention, then I simply switch off healer because my team clearly doesn't deserve one
>>
>>148195637
Does he sit on your hand and let you pet him? I wish I had a bird.
>>
>>148195741
>We need a healer!
>Understood
>Mada Mada around for the rest of the match
They want a healer so bad they can do it, unless they're the only tank then I understand.
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Boy things move fast
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My competitive server just crashed and me and my two friends both got a loss+leave

What the fuck
>>
>>148195889

Most Mercy players are former Medic mains and enjoy the challenge of playing both.

Playing with a friend makes playing Mercy much less aggravating since at least one person knows to guard you at all times.
>>
>>148195741
not my fault that support roles are boring by design. who the fuck thought making a boring but integral role was a good idea. Every class should juts be a fun shooter/killer.
>>
>>148195889
Mercy is only fun when you have friends/teammates that are actually good. Damage boosting random pubs is so pointless feeling.
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>>148195889
That's why you go Lucio instead
Heals and fun
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>>148195985
You are right. I played Medic all the time in TF2 and I play a lot of Mercy in OW. I just enjoy supporting the team and trying to take care of everyone. Also, my aim sucks ass.
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>>148195936
switch tracer with mccree then we're sailing smoothly
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>>148194179
Oink Oink motherfucker

>lvl 24 streetswine main
>dominated lvl 62 genji pro in my last game

he was annoying as fuck though
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>Only one on the cart as 76
>Got a Lucio and Reinhardt that go to cart one at a time to get killed
>Rest of team is snipers and a reaper trying to flank
>Lucio keeps talking shit about how I am on the cart pushing instead of flanking them

Who was right?
>>
>>148195838
>What ho!
>He has implied I wear the headgear of the neck bearded ones!
>I must inform him of his folly!
I'm having way too much shitposting at work, thanks m8.
>>
What's the best character to switch to when you want to be petty and piss somebody off with your character choice alone? Hanzo?
>>
>playing Bastion on attack
Its not that he's good or easy to play
The enemy team just gets so mad they tilt to the point where they're all just funneling in and blaming each other
>>
>>148196005
I wish lucio/mercy could be as fun as zen.

Hopefully the new sniper will fill this role better than zen.
>>
>>148196227

Hanzo, Widow, or Mei. Bonus points if you grief the shit out of the person who's pissing you off with ice walls.
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>>148196227

Probably Mei. You can ice wall friendlies and "sorry sorry sorry" them.
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Is there any place for me as a Winston main in comp?
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>>148196227
Hanzo or Widowmaker it will get a sperg everytime.
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How many Comp points do you have anon?

Who are you going to get your golden gun for?

Currently at 102, gonna get it for Reaper
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>>148196195
the one pushing the damn cart

unless there's already a rein+healer on it
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>>148196372

Can you play other tanks when it's absolutely required?

Sometimes Winston isn't enough to push the choke on some maps.
>>
>>148196372
well you can kill the widow/genji mains so..
your team will need a winston 10 out of 10 games
>>
>>148196372
There's a lot of place for you in comp as a Winston main. Winston is the undisputed king of the hill, and is a reliable disruptor and squishy killer in any gamemode.

Go give 'em the hot monkey dick.
>>
>>148193037
Do seasons even mean anything?

Also blizzards updates hearthstone in the middle of "seasons"
>>
At what rank do you get people that know their jobs?

We had a genji and a tracer and both were complaining that it wasn't their jobs to find the enemy teleporter.
>>
>>148186141
is he stealing the holy hand grenade?
>>
>>148194179
Mr monkey man
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>>148195889
Never play Mercy solo. Just go Lucio. He's way better suited for that.
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>tfw you prefer to play support/tanks and let dps carry you
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>>148186827
how do you get down that low is beyond me
>>
>>148195936
what happened to Roadhog and Zarya ?
>>
>>148196227
A-Mei-zing
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Weedlemaker.
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I'd play Mei if she wasn't fat.
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>>148196613
Overwatch is doing something intelligent in having seasons not only last longer but also forcing breaks between seasons so presumably they can do major balance patches between them.
>>
>>148196880
thicc*
>>
>>148196880
(you)
>>
Should I not use voice chat in this game if I only have my shitty laptop mic that produces a ton of static noise?
>>
>>148196613
Hearthstone doesn't even have seasons. The ranked thing resets every month.

>>148193037
Why do people care about new heroes? We need new maps! (And skins and stuff.)
>>
wheres the new thread you fucking faggots
>>
>>148197051
push to talk?
or just get a mic
>>
>>148193621
why?
>>
McCree is not a good hero. Debate me atheists
>>
>>148197362
if you can headshot, maybe
>>
>>148197051
>>148197308
That feel when I have a quality microphone, but my GPU makes such horrendous noise, that a good mic only makes the situation worse.
>>
>>148197362
Do you think McCree is an atheist?
>>
>>148197362
No, you have to proof why he isnt bad
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>when the entire enemy team goes one hero but your team counters it with said hero's weakness.
>>
Do any of you actually run into people who rage on mic? Most of the people in my games seem chill.
>>
>>148197631
>>148197631
>>148197631
New thread
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>>148197517
>Do you really think all that prayer does you any good?
>Of course, sir. Have you no faith in the lord?
>Only thing I have faith in these days is myself.
>>
>>148196735
I used to do that, games were inconsistent if I didn't play a damage role though
If I lose being one of the teams damage dealers I have no one to blame but myself for being ineffective-- but at least I have somewhere I can improve, whereas a support only can do as well as their team
>>
>>148193473
Yeah man, my tanking isn't gonna mean shit if no one's around for me to tank, running off doing their own thing!
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>>148180716
D.va has a very controlled life earning fame with e-sports, then MEKA pilot, now an actor with her starring role in Hero of the Storm. She streams her battles and has shitloads of merchandise.
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>>148181464
That's where his boyfriend lives.
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>>148180883
Lucio is officially a terrorist. He stole Vishkar technology and used it to seed rebellion against the Vishkar corporation who were rebuilding Rio de Janero. He succeeded, only after the fact did his career as a musician flourish.
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