/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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First for exploring the abyss

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2nd for living the poor life

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post your stunning cunts

>>148155523
>designer quiltet jacket and skinny jeans
>poor
Hmmmm

Last fucking thread >>148011929

>5 full garages

dont know what get rid of if there isin't a garage added 2bh

>>148155629
The poor remain poor for a reason.

>>148155629
I had it all at one time

But I just lost it all.

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>>148155578

>>148155676
Don't get rid of anything until the update because you don't want to have to buy everything that you sold back if they do add a new one

>>148155676
They'll almost definitely add another one. If they don't, people will sell cars to buy new ones, which means fewer shark cards sold.

>>148156107
I'm planning to do that but if they don't add a garage I'm fucked

>>148156258
Is it hard for them to add one programming wise or whatever

Not a very tech savvy person

>>148156317
You can sell cars after the update hits anon, or maybe you'll even own a couple of the vehicles that can get upgraded to the new stunt cars already.

As for which cars to pick. choose you least favorite from your garages and sell that. That should give you more than enough spots for all the new vehicles.

>>148155578
I can you my cumming stunts if you want.

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>>148155528
Valkyrie: https://r.kyaa.sg/euazmc.webm https://r.kyaa.sg/xjmftn.webm
Maverick: https://r.kyaa.sg/wxjclf.webm
I don't fly the savage, maybe NPG has some
>tfw forgetting to record Valk dodges

>>148156479
Not really. All they have to do is add a few more garage maps, and put the entrance points into those somewhere on the dozens of unused garages around the map already. garages at least are a lot easier to copy/paste than apartments since they don't need a view of the exterior through any windows.

>>148156821
It's easier than that because I'm pretty sure he's referring to a new garage slot, not an actual new garage option

>>148156610
>own a couple of the vehicles that can get upgraded to the new stunt cars already.

I really hope they don't have a benny's is this confirmed?

I have a tampa anyway but not the furore gt

>>148157071
Not confirmed, but i doubt they're adding in 10+ 100% new vehicles when they have an option to just upgrade a few existing ones with upgrades at benny's, or some new rally vehicle mod shop. Since the upgrades would probably cost more than the car would anyway.

>>148157071
It's likely
I'm 90% sure that the Tampa at least will be Benny's
>furore GT
It's not a fucking Furore GT

>>148157320
>It's not a fucking Furore GT

??

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>>148155578

>>148157609
It's not

>>148157817
looks like it

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>>148155578
Patriot tire smoke, not red, btw.

>>148158028
If it is I'll drink my own semen. It's not a fucking furore GT. There's no logical reason it would be besides the headlights looking slightly similar.

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Counting down the hours

I still can't believe they actually did it

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>>148158447
11 hours.

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Green is back!

>>148158746
>some random tranny with a generic avatar is back
Literally who and literally why should I care? Fuck off attentionwhore

>>148158059
>hi_im_awhora
How could you ever fall for such a slut?

>Cheaters and modded cash are the primary reason things are so expensive right now.
Before you make some idiotic argument that it's because of shark cards and R* greed, no, that's disingenuous, the inflation of prices happened in waves after the influx of duped car glitches and modded money. Also, they are a fucking business and someone is setting revenue goals, so having a shitton of players who are modding instead of buying shark cards in the projected numbers mean they have to do something to compensate, unfortunately at the expense of regular players.

>tl:dr thanks a lot fucktard, it's YOUR fault things are so expensive right now

>>148158897
Is he right /gtag/?

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>>148155578

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>>148158897
Dont worry though, I still agree with you slightly, but shark cards are still jewish shit

>>148158897
>>148159014
It'd certainly make sense. The amount of money being thrown around and modders in lobbies was at an all time high after the PC release which basically means the amount of cheated dosh was at an all time high. IGG was the first update after PC launch and also the most expensive update ever at the time of its launch.
So essentially PCucks everyone

>>148155578
Im on mobile and have no photos.

>>148159193
literallynothingin1stperson.webm

>>148158897
Consoles had even worse money hackers, ordinary people had 300M+ .

Inflation became a thing when Rockstar started pushing shark cards.

>>148159301
Then why reply you dumb tripfag

>>148159424
Because i have a trip and you dont you dumb nigger without a trip. Trip is life.

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>>148159528

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P O S T C H A R A C T E R S
O
S
T

>>148159301
So you replied anyway because you want attention?

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>>148156804
Post moar.

This triggers tingling down my spine. It's great.

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>>148159813
2 dumpsters?

Where is the character?

>>148158885
For the record, he fall on the slut, not for

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>>148160201
I only have Buzzard dodges left, you sure you want them?

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xth for dont start shit with a crew that is literally 2/3 of a full 30 person session

https://a.pomf.cat/lkamlm.mp4

u p d a t e
p
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soon™
fugging hyped tbqh lads

>>148160667
guy was pretty funny.

>>148160602
Go for it.

In fact if anyone has any other wembs of shitters getting shitfaced then do post

Daily reminder that stupid polack Serious_Kurwa is a fucking jew.

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Left to right:
- Candy Apple
- Lemonhead
- Cotton Candy

I don't like the way Cotton Candy looks, but I can't quite understand what specifically it is. Maybe I should make the colors matte instead of classic?

>>148158897
>the inflation of prices happened in waves after the influx of duped car glitches and modded money

it happened after the heists update actually

for reasons that should be obvious

>>148158897
Maybe design an online game that works and isnt exploitable. Ita their fault and yet again, pirates get away scott free while the consumers suck dick and its all Jewstars fault. All

Cant even sell super cars in SP, who fucking thought of this as a good idea?

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>>148159813
why do you keep posting the same shit every thread
change it up a bit
i would but I haven't gone in game yet today

>>148160667
>blow up his crates
>he kills guy that did it
>HEYYYY THIS GUYS TREADIN ON ME!
>shitter gangbang on one guy
Yeah, you sure scared him.

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I wish I was rich.

>>148161458
>its a random anonymous shitposting faggot say something about the beehive mentality of gtag

Go join NODO or some Reddit crew that is based on being gentleman for """honor""" or some bullshit, t b h f a m i l y.

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>>148159813

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>>148161436
alright, i promise to change it up a bit

>>148161582
>it's a gtag fucks with someone else's org then cries for help when the random starts killing him episode.

>>148161789
>it's a person in the thread actually cares episode

Re-read that post you replied to, still applies. Literally 5 people in the whole crew care for your muh honorabru.

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>>148161458
Buzzin, it wasn't a gtag that blew up one of his crates
Pic related exists AND works
All you literally do is complain ingame AND in here

>>148161789
If a random kills you that autist is most likely going to stick around forever and never leave you the fuck alone. Only way to get rid of them is to gangbang them until they leave

>>148161582
No please, post more amazing webms of you rpging people, valuable content.

>>148162312
Better than countless back and forth posts arguing about attacking non-crew.

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>>148162114

>>148162114
thats not me though

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>>148161078
https://r.kyaa.sg/wzwnfj.webm
https://r.kyaa.sg/uegely.webm
https://r.kyaa.sg/scrbar.webm
https://r.kyaa.sg/hhqoik.webm
https://r.kyaa.sg/rdejuf.webm

>>148162114
>complain about someone complaining about cheaters while claiming that they dont work anymore
>all this proof that they do
>still decides to shitpost anyway

>>148162687
FYI, this is after the F&F update that "broke menus". All that broke was full featured menus that utilized natives in the game. Basic memory editing tools still work. Most people refer to them as external just because you launch them outside of the game directory, but regardless of what you call them, they exist and work.

>some faggot in a savage wrecks my fun Sanchez's stunning cunts
>easily dispatch him with homing rockets
>get text "traaaaaaaash boiiiiii"
>him and someone else from his org come at me again with helos
>dispatched again with homing rockets
>leave before he can send me another mean text

What fuels these people /gtag/?

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Akuma > Bati

try to prove me wrong, batifags

>>148162938
autism

I wanna go stunting with GTAG, can one of y'all invite SuperDuperXx to join?

>>148162981
KYS phaggot, facts don't lie. Same grip, no understeer, higher topspeed, much better wheelie, and only slightly slower acceleration.

>>148162981
Dumb frogposter

>>148162981
"Wheelie"

>http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-07-11-gta-5-redux-makes-gta-5-look-even-better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdB4ytHvX8o

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>this skiddy from like a year ago
>framing me in a lobby, mention who is really doing in the text chat as seen here
>run into him randomly a couple updates back on update day and menus weren't working at the time, he was in passive trying to protect his KD while he didn't have hax

>check notifications this morning
>see this

>>148162981
*wheelies and drives way ahead of u*
pssh, nothing personell akidma

>>148161458
Fuck You literally.

I had a gang of six people waiting for me at the last headhunter target in the garage, after a normal peacful grind lobby for at least 2 hours, then they started spamming rockets and killed me 6 times.

How is this fun? Its just cheap

>>148159193
its not me I think hes talking out of his ass, things are expensive to push shark card sales, its not that hard to see

>>148163234
Gotcha
>>148163680
If he acts up just post proof of it.

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>you will never recreate this

>>148164404
If that's the reason then why didn"t they just make everything expensive from the start? Sharkcards have always been available since release.

Why did they release a free DLC? Why was the most expensive car at release only 1 million dollars?

Go ahead and explain since it's so obvious.

>>148164724
Pretty sure you couldn't even recreate that in TBOGT
Promotional images have always shown stuff that never actually happens, like every GTAO freeroam promo image that isn't a Kuruma, Jet and Insurgent all surrounding a level 1

>>148161481
>7.2 million
>only thing from the update that i'm considering shelling out for is the tampa upgrade and i'm leaning towards no as those wheel arch extensions don't look optional

at least the money piles look cool in my office

>>148163529
there's like one shot in that entire video where the sky is blue

>>148164965
>generic suit guy
>trump
When they release the retiree DLC and add bad toupees maybe we'll see a more accurate representation

Is there a list of shit in the new update?

I really hope the new stuff isn't locked behind some shitty races.

>>148165471
It will be like the Lamar missions, only this time you have to through Benny.

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what age group is this game aiming to get? I always thought it was going for the 13-18 year old market but I'm assuming everybody itt is early to mid 20s

what's wrong with us? are we the autists we mock so much

>>148165760
I work 40 hrs/wk in an office, speak for yourself

>>148165760
Yes.

>tfw mid twenties and playing a game with children

>>148163680

do you realize that my nickname is randomly placed L's and i's and there are thousand of ppl with the same nick, and im not even playing for a year, more like 2 months, got 150 hours in gta lmao

>>148165971
>randomly picked Ls and Is

why would you do this?

>>148165469
No
>>148165471
Flight school shit wasn't locked behind the flight school so I see no reason for the cars in this to be locked behind anything
But if it is, good. Anything to get you freeroaming deathmatch shitters actually playing something other than freeroam is a good thing, especially since the stunt races actually seem fun.
>>148165590
Only the first mission was required to unlock Benny's
Also why would Benny be the one we have to do missions for rather than the academy that the update is named after?
>>148165760
It's aimed at 18+ with all the satire and shit but GTA has ALWAYS been played by underages. I played through SA when I was younger and only got most of the jokes replaying it years later.

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See you guys in a couple of years

>>148166076

I mean I had no other idea for a nick name, and my league nick was already taken so

>>148164921
>Go ahead and explain since it's so obvious.

Because they never knew how much money there was to be made, somewhere along a higher up decided shark card sales are very profitable, remember when the money glitches weren't fixed until the next patch, nowadys (if there are any) they are fixed within hours

There is evidence of this throughout the games history

>filtering cars one by one per week
>can't do mission playlists
>blocking rooftop rumble
>blocking that cargobob mission
>making both missions harder
>locking features like the gunrack behind a paywall


>Why did they release a free DLC

It wasn't near as big/frequent as it was now

If I were the head of take two I'd do the same, its a really good money spinner

>>148163240

Too bad your wrong pedro

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>>148165878
I work 40 hours a week in an office too. I also play a game made for autistic 14 year olds. That's my point.

>>148166285
What professions do you guys have?

40h week as a graphic autist - vidya all the rest of my time.

>>148166238
>playing mobashit
You still deserve to be kicked desu

>>148166507

Why do you think so

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>>148165127

>>148166443
HR faggot

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>>148166443
College student working at a cafe in my spare time

>>148166764
triggered :^)

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does anyone want to ceo or whatever makes teh most money right now on PS4

I spent all week grindin my other 2 main characters but qt has 130k so if imma stream or show anything tomorrow a million at least would be nice

I have like 6 hours

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>>148155578

>>148167165
Money is universal over characters so if you have been grinding all week you can use the money to buy shit on qt
Haven't you been playing for like, literal years?

>>148167312
soon as you tell me how to have 3 characters on one account

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>>148166934

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>>148167165
I'll be on in like 45 minutes. I need to grind too

>>148167530
RRRRRRRRRRight
I misread that, why do you have 3 fucking characters

>>148167645
I dont.
I have 12+

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>>148167165
You can watch me stream instead, qt. I have all the money I need on all my account already. :^)

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it starts with

>>148167861
noone cares about PC

also noone else ever streams properly showing all mods colours prices eerything

>>148167893
>10 mb/s
fuck you
FUCK
YOU

>>148168183
That's only 80 Mbps, that's nothing special.

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>>148168324
dqdqwdqwdqwcq frggwefgagawgfawwgawgw

>>148168007
Pretty sure the majority of this general cares about PC

is the update out yet

>>148168418
that would explain a lot

>>148168535
in 30 minutes

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That's it, I'm buying the $100 shark card for tomorrow.

Whats up with the two guys who got kicked from the PC crew?

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>>148158059
one of my favourite stunts to do :D

>>148167165
Given the way you treat people, nope.

>>148168784
Someone invited them on accident when trying to invite an older gtag or something, and they accepted the invite. They are not from here.

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>>148160201
I've got some super shitty audio-less missile dodge webms and nothing to do with them so here
https://r.kyaa.sg/ysgzbf.webm
https://r.kyaa.sg/cchvlp.webm
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>>148158746
good to see my estate agent back

>>148168981
>super shitty
You're right.

>>148168867
dpn't be such a pussy faggot. Noone cares.
also im grinding with pepe in (30 minutes) ;^)

All that matters in this game is money and the grinding of money. The reason anyone wanted me to set up a crew was to grind and it was only ever used as a feature to get others to join your heist or contact mission

Anyone whos anyone on this game (and not a cheating faggot or PC mod cunt) doesnt give a shit about anything who or what . It's all just about making-money-to-buy-things-the-game.

>>148168535
Read the fucking OP

>>148168401
tfw my friend gets 40 MB/s dl

>>148168535
It will be operational within six months.

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>play qt for first time since last update
>full warehouse

>>148166764

Great. Thank's for ruining Scarface with your reddit meme and a shit buisnessman favored by autists who wont even vote.

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>>148169075
>>148169335
Enough

>>148169517
>inb4 qt loses a full warehouse

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>race has contact
>it's raining
>everyone's too busy ramming each other to try and win

as much as I would enjoy this coming update it's only gonna fucking flop when people remember how hard it is to recover for every person involved when some retard goes the route of running into other people trying to win so fucking hard

racing would be fun if people weren't so fucking stupid and autistic

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>>148169560
when granma tries to work out new technology

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>>148169791
delete this

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>>148169791
pls no

>>148169759
It'll still be okay as a trackmania-in-gta update

>>148169759
>Hating on the chaos only races in GTA could bring
Contact races are the most fun I've had in GTA Online.
Because they're all I can find besides freeroam

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>>148169759
>when you just finish a race set to raining at night and it's the same weather in freemode

>>148169791
looks like her eyes are working out her fucking head bro

>they fixed the mission garage method
How am I gonna get a Daemon now?

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Am I the only one who likes to take pictures of my cars with light damage?

>>148170494
You get one off the streets?

>>148170494
keep going to michaels driveway. They spawn frequently there

thank me later

So who here is an actual track maker who uses stupid shit like crates and objects to make ebin may may le epic race 100000000xp?

I want to know if your gonna make anything with the new creator parts or if they help you do stuff you couldnt before. also will you post webm r pics caus im not that creator guy

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>>148170494
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

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>Have the valk
>No one ever gets in the passenger seat for the front cannon

>>148170564
Well they don't spawn in traffic unless Simeon wants one.

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>>148170687
>laughing motorbikele hating girl
>pisspee/pisspoor hippoes
>xbox spongebob
we need another meme

POST SELFRADIO
https://youtu.be/yzC4hFK5P3g

>>148170687
>implying I don't have a sport bike too
>implying Johnny didn't get fucked over unfairly
>implying motorcycles aren't toight and that the compact rifle isn't top.

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>>148170998

>>148171157
>Kek in open lobby with normies
You're not better than them, GET OUT REEEEEEE

>>148170904
>Well they don't spawn in traffic unless Simeon wants one
They do, you dum-dum. They spawn all the time on South Los Santos.

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>>148171218

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>>148171245
no

>>148171034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

>>148171042
Johnny deserved everything he got
>>148171034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA

>>148171034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pQFS2WybW4

>>148171157

>typing like a faggot outside of 4Chan

Protip: If I can tell what website you use just by playing a video game with you, you're being a massive fucking faggot and need to chill the fuck out.

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>it's a higgus joins your session episode

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>>148163240
wow you know nothing

Bati has better grip than the akuma, slightly better handling, and much much much worse acceleration.

This general is going to shit with the bike info.

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>tfw not enough sniper rifles

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>>148171891
>when higgus kills you and then says mean things about you
>when you just want to drive around with no conflict, but forgot to put on passive mode
No fun allowed. ;~~;

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>>148171918
>DSR-1 never

why, my peenus weanus of course :) hahaha! its my weeeeeenus peanus! haha. my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

>>148171034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97V_g3IT9P8

>>148169759
>muscle in
>2 laps
>GTA Race
>lowriders and meme horns everywhere

Ahh yes

>>148172274
hey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eurfpT442Y

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/gtag/ mansion yet

>>148171892
>lime green with white wall tyres on the hayabusa

>going to shit with the bike info.

The 811/918/reggera thing is the fastest land vehicle now

>>148172635
>no gtag girlfriend to sleep with
its not fair

>>148169561
>Rockstar actually used the tugboat in a promotional picture

I always thought that boat was supposed to be cut from the game but somehow slipped past their fingers since it was always fucking buggy as shit to drive and get on plus the textures looked pretty shit on it even by GTAIV standards, look how stretched the texture is on the back. I also remember it lagged the whole session when you got two tugboats driving around.

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>>148171034
POST SPOTIFY APP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

>>148172773
Top speed doesn't mean fastest.

>>148172836
If it's any consolation nobody has a /gtag/ gf because there are NO GIRLS IN /GTAG/ YOU THIRSTY FUCK.

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>>148158867
>>148169075

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haven't played since yachts, anything cool added? new shit coming tomorrow right? i feel like i'm only returning to buy the newest car and drive around for 10 minutes

i kinda miss PC launch, feels like people only hack now for a quick laugh (le windmills in garage xDDD)

>>148172773
my guide is a bit out of date, apologies.

Maybe Ill update it in a bit when we get the 2 new bikes.

>>148172904
thats what it means by fastest in the post

>>148158897
>Unironically reposting a Leddit post
Please go back there and stay there.
>Blaming fellow players, creating even more divide among the playerbase
You're literally doing exactly what J* want you to do, stop being a retard.

It's their fucking fault in the first place releasing a GTA-MMO type game that just became a massive clusterfuck.

It's also their fault for making the game a literal grindfest for the longest time and constantly delaying heists conveniently until the PS4/Xbone versions came out, they had it fucking coming.

They also duped everyone into buying a beta version of the game on old-gen with no word of a release for the current-gens at the time and taking advantage of everyone foaming at the mouth for the game.

Then they pulled the bullshit with the PC version and almost acted like they weren't even gonna make one, just fuck these niggers. There's no transparency, no direction, no long-term or short-term planning, just piling on updates because 'sherk kerds'

I'd love to get hyped over this update but I can't because every update has been a letdown INCLUDING heists. R*'s reputation has taken a massive hit with this game and they earned every bit of it.

/endrant.

>>148171892
Why are there so many dumb faggots that think the haikujew is the best bike, fucking why

>>148173492
I agree with u

Read the thread

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gibe pc_gtag crew membership pls
name doku_-
i repot yuo

>>148173482
Then that guide is even more out of date than you think it is because the 900R was the fastest before the 918 was

>>148173729
Gotcha

>>148173813
You're retarded
Hakus topspeed is 131
900R is 130

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>>148169548

>>148173545
I say very few nice things about it if you read the guide.

I just realized the vindicator accelerates faster than it with kers though, need to edit.

---------------

Also, I tested several vehicles in a race that was not balanced at all. Basically go one block, turn, go one block, turn etc. to focus on good battle vehicles for outrunning people or for battle purposes in freeroam. I tested most of these by going around the circuit about 50 times. Will need to test the proto eventually. Its worth noting I crashed much more with the akuma, when you push the bikes that much, handling really comes into play over curbs and medians etc.

double t on race no wheely 35.209
akuma on race custom no wheely - 35.8
carbon 37.3
hako 37.1
ruffian 37.2
T20: 39.04
turismo 40.06
entity 40.63
zion 41.12
khamelion 42.7
massacro race 41.6
jester race 42.75

>>148173886
ty

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>>148174203
Have you never heard of Broughy1322 or something?

>>148174203
Then your guide is organized like shit and looks like one of those /v/ thread pictures compiled by a retarded m c escher. Please fuck off forever.

why are people so hostile here

>>148174550
he doesnt care about bikes, at all, and only tests them on a balanced race a few times. Im positive I know more about bikes than he does. Plus, he only cares about racing, racing, and racing. To him, the ruffian is a slow bike with poor handling.

>>148174557
I strive for accuracy, not professional quality. Theres a lot of misinformation about bikes.

>>148174846
It's just the thread, the anonymity probably helps the awfulness. Crew is nothing like the thread.

>>148174846
Because I'm alone and depressed. Cunt.

>>148174846
Fuck off to reddit fag.

>>148174917
Who cares what you're striving for when you're just repeating what's already readily available? Everybody knows what the most worthwhile bikes are and all the points you makes about each bike are covered by that youtube channel. Fuck off, god damn.

>>148174917
No shit he only cares about races, that's what he enjoys in GTA and the focus of his channel. That doesn't give your scrambled together 'test' on a track nobody's seen and recorded nowhere any more value.

>>148174917
>I'm positive I know more about bikes than he does
Based on what? Can you point out one thing you cover that broughy doesn't? Because he mentions top speeds and covers every other aspect of every other vehicle in his top racing countdowns. Seriously, fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IctHNs2GcEs

>>148175078
>reddit

even worse than here though

fuck off back to /b/ or /pol/

>>148175163
I dont have a youtube channel dude, Im just posting some stuff on 4chan. Sorry its not e-drama and circle jerking like youre used to.

I was just sharing some old testing I did on a tighter race than he races on, like in my race, the bati does horribly, I think it gets like a 38 second time or something. I was mostly testing to see what was a better battle bike, the akuma or the double t (its the double T).

>Fuck off, god damn.

Why though? I posted this shit once. You fuck off.

>>148175514
he didnt catch that the thrust top speed was bugged and used to be higher before they patched an issue with taking cover behind it in december 2015

he knows how to read the handling meta very well too, he just accepted his test and moved on

he doesnt care, he does not care about bikes, not one shit. He tests them and moves on.

UPDATE SOON HOLY SHIT HYPE

>>148176018
Not for like...10 hours.
But yeah, I'm pretty hyped for the widebody Tampa

>>148176165
>widebody Tampa
dont you mean Nightshade

Is the PC Crew still active with Heists and stuff? I just got this game during the sale and im looking for people to play with. PC Crew still takes in people?

>>148175807
You don't need a youtube channel to look at a channel that's been around for years, and we definitely don't need your shitty chart nor did anyone ask for it. Get the fuck out of here with your bullshit.

>>148176245
It's very clearly the Tampa.

I wouldn't be upset with a Nightshade too though

>>148175551
Fuck off blater.

>>148176273
it's mostly open world missions now

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>>148176319
Ill post it gain next week anyways.

Your move creep

>>148176418
I would honestly love a Nightshade mod

As much as I love the car's aesthetic the speed is shit and it gets beat up so fucking horrendously and easily.

>>148176003
Why would that warrant a mention if it was bugged for years and had an unachievable speed? He records data that's presently in the game and has been shown to do revised video when it's relevant, like with the 900R.

>he doesnt care, he does not care about bikes, not one shit
Could you be a little less gay about gta bikes

>>148176534

You mean like CEO stuff? I don't mind that either as long as i can make some money i barely scraped a million by now because i got sidetracked upgrading bikes and cars. So i just request an invite on the Social Club site?

>>148176003
>thrust top speed was bugged
Proof?

>>148159193
Because the obvious solution to people having infinite monies is to make things cost more, yeah, that makes sense.

>>148176620
he could have gotten a higher speed just by leaning. It makes an obvious bottoming out sound too when you wheely with the thrust now. He doesnt care at all dude. He races cars only. He did the test once, and had probably driven the thrust once before.

Sorry the youtuber you worship isnt infallable

>>148176724
Yes, but in comparison to a year ago, open world content has increased immensely. And that appears to be the new standard. It's smoother gameplay but does have drawbacks

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>>148176018
what car youll cowards driving

>>148176769
look for races between the thrust and the haku, they used to be very close, same top speed basically but the thrust has worse acceleration.

They probably broke it on purpose to make the vindicator look more appealing desu.

>>148176589
Same, I wanted a Nightshade for my garage before it came out, but it just has too many problems for me to fork out half a mil for it

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>>148176245
>>148176418
>>148176589
I thought it was already based off a widebody mod for the '73 camaro?

>>148176924
>he could have gotten a higher speed just by leaning
The goal of his videos isn't to get the fastest lap times but to get the best reproducible data from the bikes as a while. Getting a .01 second lap improvement over him doesn't invalidate his data.

>He did the test once, and had probably driven the thrust once before.
Actually he races them five times each in a wheelie, straight up, and forward position. You didn't even watch the video once, not once, thought you cared about bikes for a second.

>>148176963
>smoother gameplay
it's more social now as well. Just a more comfy experience these days.

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>been playing evolve past few days
>not even fun
>don't feel like playing gta:o cause i couldn't get anyone to do Fleeca with me

someone who knows how to do Fleeca do it with me on PC

>>148176963
What are the drawbacks?

>>148177102
>look for races between the thrust and the haku
Those would be skill gaps between drivers. Lap times of the thrust by itself haven't changed since it came out. You're talking out your ass again.

>>148177284
eat penis

>>148177289
People can fuck with your profit now
And beyond 'being bad in heists' fuck with your profit, they can now directly blow up your stock so you can't sell it

>>148177190
I was talking about the top speed video you posted. goalposts, reading comprehension etc.

>Actually he races them five times each in a wheelie, straight up, and forward position

uhh, no he doesnt.

>>148177284
its literally the tutorial heist. It's only a two man heist at that.

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>>148177393
only if it's ladylike

>>148177359
I was talking about skill-less drag races on long highways. Sorry for the mixup, I should have specified.

You guys keep dodging between laptime and top speed. Im only talking about top speed, which he does fuck up.

>>148177289
Well the first is jets being immensely overpowered. Didn't really matter prior to free mode events since you could just leave the area. Now jet babbies have a contained shooting gallery for 20-30 minutes. If a jet rolls up on your free ode work you are probably gonna lose unless he is a lowbie moron

The second is the community. There is little reward for interfering with others work, but people do it anyway just to be an ass. That leads to people purposely bugging themselves into private public rooms just to get something done

>>148157071
>>148157267
>>148157320
I have my doubts about them being Benny's upgrade cars, just do to the liveries. The current cars(900R and sultan RS) have Benny's logos on them, but these new cars don't. I hope they aren't Benny's

>>148177415
and guess how many people I am

Ok i send out an invite to PC Crew name is JudolfKreditler

>>148177408
>uhh, no he doesnt.

Yes he does? Do you think that what he shows is the only lap he did?
>Five testing runs were done with each car, keeping as straight a line as possible between the two checkpoints. This section of road was chosen due to it being one of the most flat, straight, and smooth sections of road in the game. All of this ensures the cars are going at their actual top speed throughout the course of travelling between the two checkpoints.

Really puts your shitty chart to shame.

>The footage for all five runs was then added into video editing software and analysis was carried out to find, to the frame (1/30th of a second), how long each car took to hit the second checkpoint after hitting the first for each run. The maximum variance in all results for any car was 2 frames (which leads to a maximum standard deviation of 0.25 mph), but the majority were identical. All of these times were then averaged to get a single value for time taken to traverse the distance for each car.

>These times and distances were plugged into the standard equation to find the speed of each car, and that value was then rounded to the nearest 0.5 mph (km/h values were also rounded to the nearest 0.5). This was done because that's what I feel comfortable with reporting, given the variability in testing error, taking averages, distance covered, and frame rate considerations. To attempt to be any more accurate than that is an exercise in futility using this method and would only serve to report what could be incorrect conclusions.

>>148177596
Not like we have gotten any close ups to confirm.

Why don't you guys want them at Benny's? Someone said it yesterday, you either buy it for $1mil outright with basic mods, or pay $500k+ $500k Benny upgrade for more extensive mods. R* gets you either way, but the Benny way gives you more

>>148177446
the word you are looking for is "feminine"

>>148177756

Post name and i roll with you

>>148177756
the point is: do it yourself. With pugs if needed. It's not so difficult that you need a fellow gtag to carry you through it.

>>148177085
None if we don't get another property

>>148177954
varlotto
I'll get on now
>>148177979
i don't NEED it I want it that's why I joined the crew

>>148177542
You'd get the same time with negligible <.1s differences. There was no bug, and he covers everything you did in your shitty chart and more. Fuck off.

>>148177926
I was actually really surprised how affordable the Rumpo Custom was. I was sure R* would take the opportunity to extort us with it

What time do updates usually go live in MST?

>>148178228
Im not TALKING ABOUT LAP TIME. IM TALKING ABOUT THE TOP SPEED VIDEO GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD. ITS A HUGE SEVERAL MILE PER HOUR DIFFERENCE

>>148178387
Read the fucking OP

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>mfw I have to work from 8 to 5 tomorrow

>>148178468
Again, his goal isn't to get the best numbers, just what's the most reproducible. Getting 110 over his 107 doesn't invalidate his data. lrn2precision

>>148178527
Sorry, I'm so used to this general being circlejerking shit that it's rare there's something in the OP I actually want to read so I automatically scroll past.

>>148178805
No problem, it's understandable since the OP has been the same for over half a year.
But I added that link specifically cuz I knew that people would want to know.

Haven't used a char transfer on my account yet, is it worth paying for a recovery service? Also can I get banned for it?

>>148178223

Invite sent out just accept and we roll

>>148178320
I think every update usually has something fun and cheap tossed in I think. Like the gaurdian in the heist update. Not always a vehicle though.

Why is the tug 1 million though? No idear.

Rumpo is deal of the century.

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>>148178631
>his goal isn't to get the best numbers

suck his cock harder

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>nothing to do but grind till tomorrow and sleep
>bored mind wanders to cool new things that wernt in the trailer that would be cool to have
>they wont be inthis update or any other

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>>148159813

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>>148180696

>>148180696
>>148180813
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468284992961.webm

MANUAL CARS WHEN?

For some reason I am genuinely excited for this update. Seems to be adding genuinely useful stuff to the game, as well as a shit ton of vehicles. No doubt they'll cost a bomb though...

>>148180776
A fucking cast? What?

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>>148170516
I've just got the one, but it's for effect.

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>>148181342
>have 3 million saved
>still worried I won't have enough r* bux

>>148181165
Never. now fuck OFF

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>>148155578

eight
hours
remain

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>>148181491
You'll never have enough. Give R* all your money

>>148181491
stop forcing this shitty meme

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>>148181491
Im even more fucked up, I have 21 million and 98 cars on two characters.

Im very worried I dont have enough for the next couple updates, and that it might run out around December or so.

Also, why cant I buy this sxy beast for 15 million dollars?

>>148182115
fight me fgt

>>148182115
K Y S
Y
S

>>148181245
t. snap

So how many explosions can the armored cars take? I need something shitter-proof that isn't as big as the Insurgent.

The Schafter V12 can take one hit but any other hits after that disables/destroys it.

not long now!

>>148182557
drive a bicycle in passive mode

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>>148182557
>needing an armored car

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>mfw I get home from work tomorrow

I'll check the general during my lunch break to get the inside scoop

>>148182801
Stop using my name

>>148183085
lewd...

>>148184243
this comfy is an imposter

>>148184243
quit being a shit imposter. it's not funny

>>148184352
We know you're an imposter c:

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>>148184243
shut up anon, I'm the real comfyanon. Don't try and start this again.

>>148184463
do you think your fake trip is fooling anybody?

>>148178568
Tick tock wagecuck

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>>148184503
Stop posting my screenshots

How quick will the disappointment hit everyone this time around after the update drops?

hey guys

>>148184742
fake comfy

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>>148184683
stop using my name I'M the real Comfyanon
just look at my comfy sleeper guys

>>148184736
immediately for me since i dont give a fuck about it

>>148184736
Depends on if the bikes/clothes are all shit.

>>148184824
>sleeper

>>148184736
Who knows, it's different for everyone.
>>148184832
If you don't give a fuck about this coming update then you shouldn't feel any disappointment with regards to it specifically, anon.

>>148184824
as long as it makes you happy, but please, don't impersonate me.

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How many gigs will be the update lads?