Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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How do we fix Chaos Knight?

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

DEAD

FUCKING

GAME

Reminder to Vote for IO in the arcana contest

>>148140393
reduce his ult cooldown by 5 every patch until he suddenly becomes a fotm OP hero, then increase it by 10 and give him +0.2 str gain

THANK GOD THE SUMMIT IS SOON I FUCKING MISSED WATCHING SOME DOTES.

What buzzwords and terminology should I add to my Dota vocab to sound like an ebin oldfag?

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>>148140393
Make him Chaos Nightstalker

>>148140439
I genuinely used all of my votes on Bloodseeker

>We get two arcana releases a year disguised as seasonal events and one of them is going to be Io themed
>mfw

>People unironically asking valve for Wraith King Arcana that makes him into a skeleton game
>People literally asking Valve to be able to pay $35 for the old model

holy mother of good goyim

also

>not voting for Necrolyte

Where is my genderbend arcana valve you fucking hacks!

>>148140721
don't worry m'boy, pudge will pull out a surprise win over io and get a transgender arcana because inclusivity

>>148140919
We already have a cutie trap hero :3c Techies :^)

>>148140646
im voting for pudge
the most popular hero of all time deserves arcana

>>148140393
build battlefury on him

>winning game
>Gyro has a 4 stack out ancients, soon to be 5
>enemy Kunkka takes it after he kills the Gyro who was way out of position
>"sry guys, I feed now gg"
Nice game

>Reddit begging for Mirana model update
Is it finally going to happen bros? Valve will listen to reddit r-right? Mirana waifu will be cute!

>>148141329
remember this is the kind of people that go 'WELL IF MY TEAM DOES THIS AND THIS IM GONNA FEED ENEMY TEAM BECAUSE THESE GUYS DONT DESERVE TO WIN' even if no one can even figure out what they did to anger the guy in the first place

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I genuinely hope karma will hit secret at TI for their backstabbery. I used to root for EE , but time has made me wiser and i now know anime is the root of all evil.

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>>148141530
Karma doesn't need to hit Secret, they'll do it all themselves.

>teammates griefs then abandons
>still lose mmr

why?

can I at least lose like half?

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>wtf support no deward
How the fuck am I supposed to deward? Do I just magically know where the enemy wards are? And even if I do, approaching them means I get ganked by the enemy. How the fuck does a support deward except with a gem?

>>148141440
when i get to that point i openly announce in the pick screen that i will feed if you do x

and then i repeat it in game. if they do x i feed.

Reminder that LD doesn't give a fuck about the Summit 5. He has already moved on to Overwatch (the first stream hit 6k viewers!). Dota is now an afterthought where he will delegate C team casters for all the matches. Why should LD give a single FUCK about you entitled asshats who don't even bother watching his studio cast, and when you do its with adblock, what a fucking joke. I hope this tournament is a disaster.

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>no /d2g/ carry to support

>>148141724
its often pretty easy to read from enemy movements where some of their wards are

>>148140495
Sounds like something IF would do desu. Actually sounds like something IF does all the fucking time. I wonder who will be pushed over the top next time.

>>148141796
Will this be the death of beyond the shekels?
Will we finally get decent casters that dont have the personality of a moldy cumsock?

>>148141724
smoke

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>>148140393
Make Phantasms magic immune.

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>>148141724
If you see them ward somewhere you obviously deward them when its safe.

Otherwise you use dewards when there are areas you don't want the enemy to have vision.
Knowing the enemy doesn't have vision allows for taking/defending objectives.

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I really do hope the dota "scene" dies. Pro wannabees are the worst teammates.

>>148141926
>the death of the best casting studio that was the stepping stone for our scenes best casters like ODPixel and Lumi is a good thing
Dotards are this fucking stupid lmao

>148142445
>odpixel and fucking LUMI are good
even baits should have limits
you could give someone an anourysm with this

>>148142445
>best studio
>lumi and OD are good casters
>our
Hello m'reddit
*votes for Io*

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>>148142445

>best casters like ODPixel and Lumi

does anyone know if winter and xyclopz ever casted together?

that sounds funny as fuck

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>wake up
>no patch
why live?

Is lifestealer gonna get a nerf? Sub-5k is literally unplayable right now.

>>148142576
>>148142697
>They have silly accents they must be bad
americans lmao

>>148142825
in what way will pitlord get reworked before being ported dotards?

>>148142825
Wait for the All-Star match during TI6, and then they will do it, BOOM. That's it. They announce Underlord in the 10v10 allstars match, and boom. There you go. Sweet, they patch him in within 24 hours, and you've got your Underloard.

If you mean BALANCE patch, then you'll have to wait 1 month and 14 days after TI6 ends.

>>148142825
It's only been eleven months and $80,000,000 worth of tournaments and pixel sales you entitled little shit it's a free game you don't even need to pay for it maybe support Valve a little bit THEN ask for free heroes maybe??

>>148143002
It's entirely playable when both shadow demon and beastmaster are in your top 5 played heroes, you're just a baddie

>>148143002
wait what? I play at 4K and rarely see waifustealer, and when he's around i've not noticed super high winrates for him

>>148143107
Countering lifestealer requires coordination and solid teamplay.

That does not exist sub 5k.

Hence, unplayable.

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>literally keeping this same exact patch for ti6
why

WHY

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So is dota 2 dead yet?
Or growing stronger?

>>148143217
i rarely see lifestealer, and by rarely i mean when i play it on unranked
that + 0.15 bat hurt him pretty badly and the other cancer heroes are much more broken than him

>>148143002
Just pick AA lmao how can lifesteal be real if regen isn't real

>>148143217

wifestealer gets kited to absolute shit by anyone with a purge or a bkb-piercing disable and has a winrate below 51% in all brackets

literally just pick tb and/or shadow demon for free wins every day of the week. if you can't/won't play those heroes you're a shitter desu

>>148143394
You mean Slark?
>purge/nuke
>escape/pseudo-stun
>+AGI for every right click
>free fountain heal/you can't right click him

>>148143267
We are in a perpetual state of dead you fucking retard how new are you? This shitty fucking game was never alive.

>>148143630
literally every game in existance is dead according to vg

>>148143623
you mean LITERALLY better lifestealer?
yes

>>148143781
games were a mistake

>>148143186
7 games vs lifestealer, all 7 lost due to lifestealer only.

I pick a bm or something, someone picks some other disabler or save, one miscoordinated engage and we lose.

>3 unwinnable games in a row
Every time I see a tard with a page full of losses on my team I'm dodging from now on.

>>148144091
maybe your carry should lift his fat fucking ass and hit the enemy supports/lifestealer while hes stunned/chainstunned

Guys, tell me a carry to first pick every game that I can rise to 4k with

>>148144220
Yeh so the game relies on lifestealer being chainstunned, correct?

And you're saying that can be done consistently in lower mmr?

>>148144351
he's so easy to kite though, it's not he's walking around at 522ms one-shotting everything in his path

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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR CENTAUR " PICK ME " WARRUNNER TO OUTFARM EMBER SPIRIT?

>>148144351
well most games rely on the enemy carry being chainstunned/kited untill bkb runs out no?

>>148144107
I just had a game where I had to solo off lane with mirana because our doom who said he would offlane decided to afk jungle and get a 15 minute midas

ofc we fucking lost

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>>148144107
>Have pretty evenly matched, long and fun games
>Someone on my team disconnects late game and we lose
I don't even care about mmr anymore. I've realized that games are too often completely out of my hands and mmr therefore indicates nothing and is pointless.

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>>148143630
I haven't played in years.
I'm just here to post Chen anyway.
Also this thread seems very alive compared to ones that last 2-3 days.

>someone on enemy team first picked arc warden
it's one of you guys isn't it

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>>148143267
WHAT FUCKING DIRECTION IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE

>triple stack a few jungle camps for our mid TA without being asked because I'm a good support player
>she takes the stacks
>snowballs after getting her early desolator
Feels good to be a good player

>>148144569
All me

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>>148144795

>>148144795
Manga are read from right to left

How butthurt are you retards that reddit is going to get there way again and recieve an IO arcana. They are creating a meme that will be remembered forever and put into the game. Meanwhile you cucks have produced not a single memorable meme (well you have but Reddit stole the good ones and took credit for it) like lmao you pathetic cucks.

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>>148144821
Good for (You).

LC comic tonight along with hint of Ass Undertaker

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>>148145027
I like IO.
I didn't know reddit liked IO and I really don't give a shit. As far as I'm concerned that just makes them useful idiots for me.

best 1v9 heroes? (besides am)

>>148145264
>liking Wisp
>the most cancerous hero that ever existed in the game

>>148145407
Me taking it up in the ass :3

>>148141724
ask me how I know you're 2.3k mmr

>>148145407
timbershit as long as he doesn't have to siege the base

alternatively Techies as long as he isn't outside the base

>>148145491
are you that stupid furfag or the anime faggot? Either way id fuck ur ass with my 8 inch dick ;)

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>tfw barely play
>tfw even then I'm better than 96% of doturds at getting reported

Step up ur shitalk son

>>148145459
I thought that was techies

>>148144482
Which game is this? Is it live?

>>148140721
Okay anon, there will be a genderbender arcana! In fact one for each female hero.

>>148145654
Techies is garbage thanks to nerfing, meanwhile IO is lolz free double regen effects and turns shit carries into hyper-carries. What a dumb hero concept IO + tony is the most broken thing ever except for maybe Centaur ult with stun.

>>148144482
Ember didnt want all the farm, cause he didnt have a game to lose.

Simple as that :^)

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>>148141969
>tfw you settle your quarry

>watching 0001 mmr livestream
>there's a 45 minute witchdoctor whose only items are power treads and bots
>start laughing uncontrollably

Why is there no global hero?

http://beyondthesummit.tv/the-summit-5/

>Giving OG a free ticket to the winner finals

lol xd

>>148145653
>0 abandons

I don't know how everyone else has the patience

time is quite literally money when you're a wageslave

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>tfw 2v5 with a 3 stack with retard timber
>Earth SPirt is a literal god but retard Morph,enigma,timber
>will not stop fucking throwing
>this Morph never listens to my calls
>farm 18 minute blink while buying every ward
>get spammed ping by timber and enigma
>Morphling is like some arab with anime music going on in the background keeps saying "I wanna go back"
>Timber is like some 0500k mmr fucker who keeps screaming "BUILD THE WALL BE A LIBKEK 2016" has shitty death grips tier music going on it the background screams "it goes" while it's happening
>no joke Enigma is either a cuckold or a child
>because I kept hearing "ur so much bigger than ur brother go harder" with muted tears over voip


fuck dota 2 1v5 retard game

Do support players actively want to support

or

Do they get forced into those roles because they are to Beta to try for a core role?

Also which scenario is more pathetic? I imagine actively wanting to support makes you a bugger cuck honestly.

>>148146260
Hmm i did not know samsung made mice.

>>148146219
>Redemption Vote

What was the purpose of this?

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>>148146260
10/10 blog made me drown

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>>148146364
>tfw you set up kills for your core all game and he runs away every time

>>148146219

>Russian talent
>no v1lat so no v1lat's wife

;_;

>play dota
>do decent
>team does shit
>1-7 spec insists that our it's entirely her supps fault and AFKs in fountain like the real pros do

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH. WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO OPEN UP SCOREBOARD (BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO LOOK IN THE LOWER RIGHT CORNER), LOOK AT THEIR SCORE AND CS AND COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT THEY ARE FUCKING USELESS JUST FOR ONE FUCKING GAME. GOD.

>>148146782
>V1lat trusted the jew to be invited
I thought the Russians were smart enough not to fall for their trickery?

>>148146756
>support stacks ancients
>we don't have any heroes that can farm ancients
>enemy team's gyro/sven/etc takes the big ancient stack
Every time

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HOW THE FUCK ARE WE STILL OVER A MILLIOPN OFF LINAS FUCKING BTICHY FIRE BALLS SO I CAN GET FUCKING 3X 750 POITNS FUCKING JEWBITCH

Expect to share some laughs because The Summit 5 is going to be a splash!

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Alright alright alright.
I know how we can fix Rubick, I just wonder if this is madman tier.
>Telekenisis stuns longer but lifts for less, making it more useful against the enemy team
>cooldown rescaled from 22 to 20/18/16/14
>Fade Bolt damage to 100/180/260/340 and damage reduction from a flat amount to 25/30/35/40% for 8 seconds
>Null Field from a passive to an actual field Rubick activates for 6/8/10/12 seconds which absorbs 40/80/120/160 magic damage from himself and nearby allies
>Aghs and Spell Steal the same except Aghs also lets Rubick store a standard spell on his D slot and an ult on his F slot

>>148146846
I hate people that give up. If you want to give up playing half way go play league where they have a surrender button.

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>>148146959
>BUYING
>A
>GOYPENDIUM

>>148146219
>they only invited like 12 people to cast
lmao money getting tight around BTS

>>148147062
I agree. Like, I don't give a shit if someone feeds and is terrible, that just makes me sigh and accept that we're most likely going to lose, whatever, big whoop, it's one dota game... But people who have a fucking ATTITUTE about their fucking feeding and THINK that AFKING in FUCKING FOUNTAIN makes them PRO while they complain about their TEAM really annoy me.

>>148147041
Do you really miss core mid rubick that much?

>>148147330
He's extremely weak right now. He needs a buff, or a handful of buffs. 2 of these would probably be enough, all 4 would probably be too much.

>>148147206
"You guys don't deserve to win" is my favorite quote, along with "you're a bunch of 4k shitters"

Let's predict what the next patch will change

I predict:

New items
Map Changes
Buff to Scan
More gimmick Aghs upgrades
more buffs than nerfs
removal of uam

>get tired of Dota
>fire up recently purchased PAYDAY 2
>invite a friend
>"wow videogames can be fun"

>>148147663
fun video games are bad and get boring fast

>>148146251
I'm a wageslave, I only play ranked/non custom like 2-3 times a month

>>148146364
support is the most fun role at higher levels of play. however, when you're playing with idiots it's so frustrating and makes you want to kill yourself. you'll have guys who don't want to fight no matter what you do, you try and cc someone and they just run away or don't respond even though you've told them over mic/text/pinging that you are going in.

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>>148147663
Im trying to do this with grim dawn but i swore i'd quit once i get back to 3.5k, fluctuating at 3.45 for 2 days now

>say i'm going mid in chat
>allies pick retarded heroes, no supports. techies, pa top, ls jungle, tiny insists he can solo bot
>tiny level 1 at 5 minutes
>i died a couple times at mid because the supports rotated into me endlessly
>tiny blames me for everything
i've seen this episode before it's minus 25 mmr. eziest report of my life in tiny and the instant 'action has been taken' made me feel a lot better

>>148147864
>smoke gank mid
>ping ahead of time to let mid no i am going in
>Stun enemy
>mid player continues last hitting on other side of ramp
>enemy mid just allchats "?"
why are all cores so fucking braindead?

>>148144492
>chainstunned until bkb runs out
did you draft bane and beastmaster?

>stack jungle camps for mid
>he pings me to sap exp mid while he farms the camps
Holy shit smart mid players do exist. At what mmr do I find more of these?

>>148142825
Why does every male dota 2 hero turn out to be full bear mode homo-bait

Reminder that Carry is the quintessential role and is the embodiment of the heart of Dota

>last hitting
>wave control
>map awareness
>proper item progression
>critical decision making

Carry is the best role to learn what true Dota is.

I want to hug and pet bounty hunter

>>148148457
I want to dust bounty hunter and nuke him to death

>>148148449
>playing creep clicker for 20 minutes

>>148148732
>playing creep camp stacker for 20 minutes

>>148148113
the worst are teamfights near rosh when a carry is just farming ancients rather than fighting. makes me want to just ragequit. although playing mid, getting dived and having no tp reactions is nearly as frustrating

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Dotards?

>Loda
ahah

>>148149186
CHIMP OUT IN PUBLIC ON STREAM AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES

BASED VALVE

CAREFUL HE MIGHT BE FLUFF 2.0 THOUGH STAY VIGILANT BROTHERS

>>148149186
Guess Llama is taking his place
Good. Replace the old white dude with a young mixed-race woman

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>tfw you aggressive trilane and your carry is an account buyer that feeds under tower

>>148149186
>>148149346
>Reward of SJWism
Punished Nahaz when.

>>148149186
what was the chimpout? id feel sorry for him if he wasnt an sjw.

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>>148149308
What happen?

>>148148968
No tp reactions are the worst.
>be offlane, they're diving very far past the t1 tower
>he's the offlaner he doesn't need help
>what's that? You got ganked because you got surrounded by the enemy supports? You're reported

>>148149470
>>148149468
Nahaz when ABSOLUTE MADMAN over mafia on livestream

>>148149186
Clearly some realised that meaningful analysis is more enjoyable than mindlessly parroting numbers

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psg's 3k plays can't be contained in 2k low priority

>>148149470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fBfmPENyK0

NO I AM NOT MAFIA HOW DARE YOU!!!!

>>148149468
He played Mafia. Not INGAME, not anything like that, not DURING the main airing or anything, not WHILE analyzing, he kind of got a bit mad and shouted that no one trusted him (not much profanity either I think) because everyone were accusing him of being Mafia in a game of Mafia.

So Valve thought, HMM, this game, which is psychologically stressful, and can get really personal at time, which was played at a stream that was literally a fucking "out of dota-hub", caused Nahaz to yell ONCE. That must mean we cannot invite him to TI6!

>>148149669
hey nahaz

>>148149668
rofl he turned red as fuck too. this guy. everyone was like "uh oh we have a school shooter on our hands"

>>148149668
holy shit what a psychopath

>>148149186
god bless

>>148149668
>that literally autistic hand beating against chest gesture
>that awkward silence that follows

if i had a gif it'd be
that guy shooting a knowing glance at the camera while adam sessler interviews him at e3 2013.gif

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whats up gulag

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Get hype

>>148149878
https://youtu.be/zZYxjk1GeXE?t=2h3m31s

>>148150003
pls no bully

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>>148150003
cucks getting BTFO by manly russians

>>148149186
Reminder that at ti5 valve literally pulled nahaz off the panel because he's a fucking retard

he bitched on reddit because he got no feedback on why he was pulled of and got a free invite to the majors

glad valve said fuck him for not improving, hopefully sheever got the same fucking treatment

>>148150213
Hotbid should have let himself get caught and then sued the shit out of Nahaz. I heard Charlie actually has a restraining order put on Nahaz after Shanghai.

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>>148149668
What an idiot

>>148150429
>Charlie actually has a restraining order put on Nahaz

top fucking kek

Where i can trade untradable but giftable items? I have pipe of dezun, wanna sell it for ~70$

Nahaz did nothing wrong and I will miss having him on the panel. He is genuinely passionate about Dota and that energy always managed to hype me up in turn. Hopefully Valve rethink their decision.

>he still watches memers on twitch instead of the many 8k players streaming on douyu tv


this is why you are still 4k trash

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So this will be our next community goal

I did some calculations and assuming flying heroes still count their legs and heroes with mounts count all 6 legs and heroes with no legs or stand on tails count as 0 we come to 260 legs for all heroes and since we only have 10 hereos per game we will need to play an average of 4,347,826 matches

Of course it probably won't count flying heroes and mounted heroes will probably only count their mounts legs so if that where the case we would need to play 5,681,818 matches on average

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DOTARDS WHERE IS ALL THE GOOD R34

FOUR YEARS AGO YOU PROMISED ME THERE WOULD BE GOOD R34

WHERE

THE FUCK

IS IT

????????????

>>148151570
in my pants

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>>148151468
Based autismbro

>>148151468
SPAM BROOD

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>>148145653
Step up your getting reported by garbage stacks because madcuzbad and no solo queue

>>148151624
I'll cum and get it then.

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Dotard is...alive?

>the arrogant solomid turns out to be the worst player in the team
>the "me and X top" group turns out to be the best players in the team
i'm confused

Why do dotards think that Zyori is okay?

How has Zyori not been entirely excluded from everything dota related?

>>148151570
I have like 8 GB of good R34 but this is a blueboard so not allowed to post it.

>>148151468
Do illusions count?

>>148150429
What happened in Shanghai?
Can you actually sue someone under USA jurisdiction over something that happened oversea?

>>148151947
>>How has Zyori not been entirely excluded from everything dota related?
He pretty much has though?
I can't remember the last time I saw him.
He's practically disappeared since he made memeduck

>>148152093
Yes.

So whats going on with Nahaz? Where did he chimp out?

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4sce3a/battle_cup_test_info/

is anyone actually excited for this :3c

>>148151870
>All Peruvians Universities and School are starting to go in vacations
>Players go up

>>148152403
>Peruvians can afford vacations
>Peruvians can afford schools

Probably a mud slide on some internet cafe that resulted in the death of +100,000 chimps, nothing was lost and everything was gained

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what the fuck is up with pubs these days ?

>>148152305
He wanted to cast some game at Summit 5 but LD chose anneedroid over him so he went to her and accused her of being a whore who fucked her way to casting jobs and everything was caught on cam.

>>148144278
Slark

I don't even get why people on here are defending Nahaz. He's literally le ddit's guy and his style of trying to sound like a sports show panellist comes off as loud and obnoxious.

>>148152669
I want Anneedroid to beat me over the face with her enormous chest melons and replace Sheever as the token dota girl because she's leagues better already than any female "talent"

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daily reminder that Nahaz is an SJW because he's unhinged. he's not unhinged because he's an SJW.

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>literal succubus losing against Io because muh ebin memes
Time to always vote against that piece of shit hero then.

Anybody want to form a battle cup team with me?

>>148152850
kys

>>148152845
Because it's easy (You)'s?

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Red I know you're reading this , make a dota dating simulator like this

Thorin announcing his invite to TI6 when?

>>148153173
someone should make a TA VN where she struggles to discover herself and her gender

It ends with Terrorblade destroying her tower ;)

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>tfw no resident drawfag to draw alpha LC sexually bullying Maiden

why live guys?

>>148152574
<3 these sick memes

Will this batte cup thing save dota? I feel like if it takes off it should make the game way more enjoyable.

>>148153612
shut up and pay him stupid NEET people can't just do shit for FREE to satisfy your boner

ARGENTINA ES WHITE

>>148152669
wheres vod?

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Jesus fucking christ. This place is fucking dead, right? Like focking hell, I've never even SEEN such a dead place before! Might as well post fucking homemade drawings of Necrophos at this fucking point right.

What is the best way to make an all furry team for the battlecup?

>>148154081
Go to /trash/ and you'll find plenty of furries.

>>148154064
We where more dead last couple of days. It's starting to pick up as esports approaches. The worst is yet to come after the post-TI depression kicks in and we have that 2-3 month period waiting for a new patch.

>>148154081
you could visit /v/eddit

pls do not post anything related to Overwatch it triggers me knowing a new esports monolith is emerging.

>>148154081
ursa lone druid brewaster centaur beastmaster

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>>148153993

>>148154557
>blizzard
>new esports monolith

>>148154583
>centaur
that is not furry it's like monstergirl/boy territory

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>>148153884
your mom is proof to the contrary

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ITS A BOY BIG DICK GRANT CASTING UP IN THIS SUMMIT 5

>>148154753
Ok fine then add Chen.

>>148154753
>literally a horse-man
>not furry
uhhhh

>>148154697
LMAO HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUNNY

THESE GUYS ARE LIKE SO FUCKING RANDUM AND WACKY

GODMAN MY SIDES HAHAHAH

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>>148152940
As someone new to competitive Dota, I thought his comments on the desk were extremely helpful and interesting and something that kind of helped me through a lot of the desk talks. A shame because it thought having a somewhat older gentleman was extremely beneficial the discussion, in terms of language. Wish they would re consider.

>>148154853
Centaurs are not furry

they are mythological creatures like minotaur and don't fall into the furry category of things like bipedal dogs

can some professional furry please confirm this?

>>148154983
Minotaur's can be furry. Depends on what kinda porn you want I mean what kind of setting it is.

>>148154830
excuse me?

>>148154697

>T-1000 does the robot

he's not even trying to hide it anymore

>>148155145
Those are just walking cow people who talk not the same as a Minotaur which has distinct lore on how they should be.

Dragons are also not furry and wanting to fuck one is more like beastiality

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck isn't he invited? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Nahaz to be on panel and fix this broken scene. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was doing well in Majors???? This is so fucked.

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>>148154697
i made a cut for just the terminator

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>>148155176
>not even trying to hide it anymore
Heh

>>148155434
Jesus Christ it was Kotlguy who started the meme in the first place wasn't it?

What other retards post here anonymously?

I know OD is the Sheever poster.

>check nahaz twitter
>actually got blocked by him
lmao what a fucking garbage bin

>>148155621
>yeah you're not allowed to view my tweets
>but if you log out you can
is twitter the stupidest website?

>>148155687
ppl are very afraid to log out of twitter because of the implications

>>148155339
Dragons are scaley.

Furry and Scaley are both directly related to sex/porn. Although not all Dragons and Minotaurs that engage in sex are furry, all of them created or used explicitly for sex are furry.
It's like, was this created to make people masturbate, or to show the animalistic, cruel brutal nature of a Minotaur as it rapes a woman to death.
I mean I guess you could get off to that last thing too but yeah.

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>Nahaz won't attend TI6
REDDIT MUST BE IN ABSOLUTE CHAOS RIGHT NOW LOL

THEIR FAVORITE PROFESSOR WHO BROUGHT LEGITIMACY TO MUH VIDEO GAMES FIRED

NORMIES PLS KILL YOURSELVES

I think this is worthy of a WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK kinda reaction.

Nahaz has huge contributions to our scene, lends it professional creditability, and has shown massive improvement in both panel participation and as a host over the last year.

I'm a big Nahaz fan, but even trying to be unbiased this doesn't seem right.

Edit: And IMO he's not replaceable by anyone in the scene, maybe Noxville could but he doesn't do panels. Really curious and mindboggling decision by valve.

>>148155796
Hey blitzposter can you post all your blitz thanks!

>>148155758
what implications? that you know where the log out button is?

>>148155889
This exactly, I have the feeling this may be more about behind the scenes stuff though, he's not afraid to speak out against Valve when he feels they've done something badly - e.g. the invites situation, the way they notified the peruvian 322'ers of their bans etc.

From what James said, all it would take is for him to have rubbed one of the higher ups at Valve the wrong way, and they'd be geared against inviting him from the offset.

Nahaz absolutely deserves to be at TI, there's noone who even comes close to his statistical knowledge and enthusiasm for the facts, he's even made strides to tone down the negative aspects of his personality, and has shown improvement at more recent events. I'm really disappointed.

>>148155621
why do you think he blocked you?

>>148155959
>Nahaz absolutely deserves to be at TI, there's noone who even comes close to his statistical knowledge and enthusiasm for the facts,
>noone
You mean alohadance?

>>148156036
oh shit he blocked me too. lol wtf? ive never even said anything to him. he must be using one of those sjw blocklists to block all "problematic" people.

>give EGM a hero that can't make big plays
>lose
hmmm

This exactly, I have the feeling this may be more about behind the scenes stuff though, he's not afraid to speak out against Valve when he feels they've done something badly - e.g. the invites situation, the way they notified the peruvian 322'ers of their bans etc.

From what James said, all it would take is for him to have rubbed one of the higher ups at Valve the wrong way, and they'd be geared against inviting him from the offset.

Nahaz absolutely deserves to be at TI, there's noone who even comes close to his statistical knowledge and enthusiasm for the facts, he's even made strides to tone down the negative aspects of his personality, and has shown improvement at more recent events. I'm really disappointed.

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>nahaz trying to pull a kotlguy before TI
>valve won't care even reddit complains
Based valve

>llama will be invited to ti6 over grant

why live

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Has /d2g/ officially turned into Reddit now?

>>148156312
sauce

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>>148153393
>It ends with Terrorblade destroying her tower ;)

HAHA guys look I'm ctrl + c/v reddit posts aren't i cool?

>>148156312
uhh no?
grant got himself on the big boys league already, he is even going to the summit, anne got herself in the zyori circlejerk, if anything shes becoming durka/lumi level, but she is good, actually

>>148155889
>>148155959
A team would be foolish not to snap him up to help as a coach.

I wouldnt be surprised at all to see it happen and it would be a massive boon to whoever does imho.

Techies aghs:
Suicide has a 600 range charge ability now
On death: techies drops 6 random mines

>>148156383
[memearrow post with the word now]

>>148155769
well shit guess im a furry then

>>148156490
>On death: techies drops 6 random mines
MAKE IT HAPPEN

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>>148156312
Grant will cast the all star match screencap this

>>148156383
>now

people posting r****t links havent been banned and told to kill themselves for years

Is there enough time before TI to buy a goypendium and recalibrate my MMR? I'm stuck in 1.7k nightmare gulag

Wait so is Blitz never going to cast again? Is he perma-coach now? I mean he gets kinda annoying but he was one of the better casters we had.

>>148156728
the internatinoal ranked is actually worse than regular. dont even bother. after this battle pass shit is over im never playing anything except captains or random on ranked every again.

>>148156753
I agreed, blitz has one of the best game senses about hyper carries achieving their win condition by controlling the tempo.

>>148156312
Maximum salt to thw wound if that happens o Nahaz
>Be SJW
>Get your TI spot taken by a races mixed ausie lesbo.

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John Connor... it is time.

>>148157223
I hope you host TI6 fuck that Brit

>>148157312
dude you know im not REALLY dakota though right?
',:^)

>>148157378
yeah I know no one would ever find this secret club ;;;;;)

I used to be able to watch our meme boy and anime boy at panda tv without any issues. Now the fucking site keeps buffering every other second.

Every stream on twitch is just a russian viewbotter. dead game

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IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING

>>148156289
guy's old as fuck, who analyses dota in their 60's lmao

>>148157853
made me open the blog, good one

>>148154876
redeye is there and is 100x more valuable than nahaz. literally the most valuable/best dota personality by a mile.

>>148157951

https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/752600284296155136

IT'S REAL

>>148154697
Who's the fat cunt at 0:4?

>>148158202
me

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>>148157378
If this post ends in 7 you are the one and only T-1000, Dakota Cox

>>148158068
>>148157853
next level wyk shitposting

>>148158068
Who

>>148143623
52% sub 2k winrate

48% 5k+ winrate

MUH SLARK OP

>>148158467

>being this new

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https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4scuk1/dota_2_update_test_client_july_11_2016/

ONE
POINT
FIVE


GIGABYTES OF UPDATE

2 YEARS FOR UNDERLORD WHO WILL NEVER BE PICKED IN PRO DOTA.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

www.dota2.com/abyssalunderlord
>www.dota2.com/abyssalunderlord
www.dota2.com/abyssalunderlord
>www.dota2.com/abyssalunderlord
www.dota2.com/abyssalunderlord
>www.dota2.com/abyssalunderlord
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>www.dota2.com/abyssalunderlord
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>www.dota2.com/abyssalunderlord
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>www.dota2.com/abyssalunderlord

>>148158673
he's just called underlord now you fucking cuck

INB4 PITLORD PLAYABLE ONLY BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE LC QUEST PATH COMPLETED FOR THE FIRST TWO WEEKS

>>148158569
I literally, literally, do not care about any dota celeb or dota related person and do not keep up with them, so again, who is this guy, why is he an authority?

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Guys why do I have a feeling that there'll be a sfm animation about LC army witnessing the ruins of stonehall after getting annihilated by pitlord?

>>148158914

Close ties to Valve, literally always the first guy who releases new stuff, sometimes even seconds before the blog posts go up

looks like all we get is a teaser image and no blog post tonight though, what a tease

>>148158914
He's the random person to whom valve offload all their shit they should use a pr department for but can't be fucked.

>>148158914
poo in the loo reddit valve man

>>148159029
Also immortal garden terrain is stonehall right?

>>148159053
whykrm works for valve now. that is literally THE real underlord tease.

>>148158914
>"waaah spoon feed me waah"

fuck of cuck shitter go do something worthwhile for once in you fucking disastrous life

>>148158914
he's the dota 2 blog dude

>UNDERLORD
>OFFICIALLY HAPPENING
Meh, he's interesting, won't be seen in pro dota because he won't be in captains mode, and won't be picked very often in pubs outside of his 2 week popularity spike....

>>148159426
he's not happening, the update is a beta for some tourney shit

>somebody links a cyborgfuck tweet
>somehow he blocked me too like nahaz
these fucking retards are out to get me I'm sure

>>148159342
>""""sleeper"""""op
>moon plays it like every pro game
ah yes

>>148159426
DESU they have been hyping this shit up for so long now, this is like the second battle pass to have a hint like this.

There has got to be more attached to this than just a single hero release..

>>148159550
In pubs. I also don't watch pro dota, so that's nice.

but please unlive yourself my man

>>148159589
will be an event/new game mode like wraith night.

everybody ready for a 28% hero winrate for underlord ? unless they reworked him (which wouldn't surprise me) he's gonna suck ass really hard

>no nahaz at TI6
BASED VALVE

>>148159673
>playing the game
Neck yourself

>>148159053
>>148159068
>>148159134
>>148159158
>>148159192
Ok cool so Underlord soon.
I wonder how reworked he is.

>>148159778
What's not to like about fixed matchmaking?

>>148159673
Just because you stick your head in the sand doesn't mean things don't happen around you.

Like batrider being a fundamentally good hero since the dawn of time.

>>148159760
>anee and llama instead
>based

>>148159881
wheres a sauce for all the people at TI

nahaz isn't going to be at TI panel? Really disappointed that valve didn't invite him. He brought an air of legitimacy to esports and was very intelligent with his math based analaysis. hope that social media will be able to pressure valve into inviting him

Daily reminder there is a custom game available on Arcade that allows you to play a very basic version of Underlord (no spell effects, icons, hero icons, sounds)

However, the spells are functional.

>>148159795
P
S
G
HERE FAHMULEE

as i said last night i am 100% sure his passive was completely removed or reworked. instead it's a skill that now makes the ENEMY lane push instead of your lane.

If I am wrong (about the skill being reworked period, not about exactly how it was reworked) I will give away 6 item sets from the new chest.

>>148160010
He got mad during a game of mafia in the BTS hub, so he can't come to TI6. His rage lasted for about 10 seconds, so this is definitely going to hinder him, so he definitely can't work at TI6.

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>>148159851
Jesus christ anon.

>>148160101
if they haven't reworked him he's gonna be dumpster 30% WR in pubs

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>>148155924

>>148157853
That looks like more like viper and visage's lovechild than underlord desu

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>SMITE releases like 4 unique heroes in 2 months
>Dota takes a year and a half for one

Why?

>>148160139
Dude I went to bed and woke up and now it's like 5 hours later how are you still awake go to bed famalamadingdong.

>>148160139
If repeating integers I get the items

blog.dota2.com is currently unavailable. Please try again later.
>>148160219
danke

>Green eyes, green flame

interesting. Underlord is a "nether" being like pugna and viper, not a demonic one like doom shadow demon SF

>>148160283

Three reasons:

1) Valve is the laziest company ever

2) Dota elitists believe DOTA2 is already "perfect" and are content with no new heroes.

3) New heroes don't make Valve any money, so why would they do it?

>>148160283
As someone that's played a lot of smite, it's because smite's heroes are universally boring as fuck.

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>>148160283
About the same rate as newly released heroes in HoN, and that game died because too many gimmicky piece of shit heroes were released too frequently.

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>>148160283
Woah don't be entitled , TI2 just ended.

>>148160149
Nahaz is an ass, and we wont be working with him again.

>>148160379
maybe he will be a loli as well

>>148160287
i went to bed too nigga wtf? i just got nothing to do today. no work this week, seeing louis ck on friday!!!!!!!!! :DD

>>148160283
>play smite
>literally every hero I tried has 4 skillshot nukes

Agni was fun though

>>148160283
1. It's a beta
2. They'll fix it
3. That's all there is to it.

>>148160139
his current passive is an aura that reduces the attack of enemy units within range. If they die while they are debuffed, Underlord gains damage based on the level of his aura

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>>148160475
Yes, you are right. An already designed hero should take one and a half year to be released.

It's fucking moronic that all heroes wasnt released 2 years ago when the game went out of beta.

>>148160548
literally every hero is "we lol now" though

the best they could do were chronos, janus and khepri's absurd ult

>>148160720
underlord as he is is a melee hero that's not played as a core generally
ie he fucking sucks
see ogre magi and omniknight, and these two have actual utility unlike underlord

>>148160720
.....yes which makes your wave push

what i'm saying is he's going to get a passive which makes the ENEMY lane push, which is what you want to happen in dota in most cirucmstances. otherwise the hero is a trash laner, dark seer already exists to be a lane pushing hero

>>148160764
I'd say the new heroes are pretty unique. Ratatuskr got reworked for the worse though.

So is Underlord going to be meta, when he hits? This passive would make him a goddamn terror as an offlaner. It's like fucking Tide with late game.

>>148160901
>It's like fucking Tide with late game.
oh yeah I forgot he has two ravages
oh wait no he only has a fucking mass relocate and some garbage AoE

>>148160859
dark seer doesn't have a 5-man global tp

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Does this apply to DOTA?

>>148160764
>literally every hero is "we lol now" though
how is that different than what I said

>>148160987
>he grants global presence for his entire team and a 900-range aura that's "slightly" worse than the damage reduction from anchor
>not better lategame than "buy a bkb: the spell"

>>148161121
no because skill actually matters in dota and other FPS unlike fucking overwatch

>>148160761
My point was that releasing completely new heroes at such a rate will kill any moba.

You're right about pit lord, but in my opinion i never want to see him released. Anyone who's played dota know's how fucking annoying he is throughout the entire game. Especially being able to move his entire team to any lane in the late game.

>>148161121
That's just not true though.
I'd imagine he feels trash after losing a game over Overwatch because it's such a low skill game there's really no excuse for playing badly.

>>148161192
>global presence with a huge delay and backdoor protection being a thing is good to have
heh, kid

>>148161272
then why do people with 500 MMR and 2.5k MMR play almost exactly the same way?