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Mass Effect General - /meg/

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pure love edition

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2

Andromeda shit: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
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i must say, what a lovely thread
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>>148107008
OP is a bit empty
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best thread
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>>148109025
necessities are there
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>>148110073
for what purpose?

>ah finally the EC is over, now for some peace and quiet for a few weeks until...
>U-19 EC starting today and it's here in Germany no less
FUCK!
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How Deep is Your Love?
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>>148107008
More EDI, EDI is love EDI is life!
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trying to play me1 again
its
aged
i mean its been so long that i dont remember everything and i really want to do a trilogy playthrough but damn dude. It kind of feels lethargic these first few hours, i wish i could skip the first few missions because ive seen them too much
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>>148114543
well it's 8 1/2 years old
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>>148107008
what is this deisgrace of an OP? if you dont know how to do one go into the archive and copypaste the old one.
I bet you just wanted an excuse to post your sub-par waifu you sorry loser, jesus christ, get a life. fucking cancer kid

>>148110702
>U-19
who gives a shit, only people who bet care about this shit

>>148114543
go install MEUITM and it looks better than ME3, but gameplayn is like it is, either love it or hate it.
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>>148115741
>who gives a shit, only people who bet care about this shit

fight me m8
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>>148115741
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT EDI
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>>148116202
EDI a shit
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>>148116202
can you even romance her or do you only get cucked by Joker? wow, shepard the hero of the galaxy gets cucked by a cripple, fucking hurray. dont you feel silly?
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>>148116382
No you can stop them from getting together, if i cant have her no one can.
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>>148116306
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>>148116889
thats pretty autistic, but I am LMAOing at your life
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>>148117013
Shut up joker
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>>148116382
It's possible for her to propose to Shepard in Citadel DLC.
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Why is she so perfect
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>>148122762

Why is her body reflecting some sort of open sky environment inside the ship?
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Aight faggots, enough jerking off over robots. Lets actually do something. Post your favorite piece of fanart.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRa3s80SeSQ
sometimes i think the internet was a mistake but then tits
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I'm still amazed at how scant the information released was at E3. Absolute fucking disgrace, even Kojima did better
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>>148121491
>memes

The artist just couldn't keep them out.
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>>148116202
you can't really insult a machine
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Betting Table for ME: Andromeda

>Fourth wall-breaking meta joke about ME3's colored endings despite the characters of Andromeda having no possible way of knowing about them: 5 : 1
> "Your Choices Matterâ„¢": 1.5 : 1
>Your choices actually matter: 2500 : 1
>"Youmanatee": 4 : 1
>At least one character sent to Andromeda has been at least partially indoctrinated by the Reapers: 20 : 1
>More Blasto jokes: 2.5 : 1
>Blasto is a party member: 75 : 1
>Volus crew member: 2 : 1
>Playable volus party member: 8.75 : 1
>Attempts to distance quarians from horrible ME3 photoshop of Tali: 7 : 1
>Navel-gazing about the developers' pet political or social issue of the year: 3 : 1
>Said navel-gazing contradicts previously-established lore about at least one Mass Effect race: 14 : 1
>Liara is somehow in contact with members of the crew: 15 : 1
>Gay or bi turian romance option: 3.5 : 1
>Gay or bi turian romance option without Bioware LGBT Angst Syndrome: 100,000 : 1
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So, we died.
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>>148131339
>>Navel-gazing about the developers' pet political or social issue of the year: 3 : 1
>>Volus crew member: 2 : 1

Hold the fuck up, how does having a volus crew member have better odds?
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>>148129682
>garrus eating a watermelon and dying a slow and painful death

did these "artist" atleast play the games?
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oh cool, a cancer thread, I can play this too
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>>148131416
>cut hair
TOO FAR
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>people find EDI actually attractive

hwo did you losers not kill yourself by now? topkek
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>>148131739
Biotic god memery. Didn't you play Citadel? They are out of ideas so they try to milk these cheap laughs instead
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>>148131339
pretty much nailed it
don't forget
>cerberus being shoehorned into the game again 2 : 1
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>>148132460

It looks cute on her, though.
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>>148132683
It does BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT
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>>148132750
What is she reading? I must know!
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>>148132908
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>>148135684
will both autists please stop image dumping? thanks
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>>148127551
>>148130832
>>148132583
>>148132750
>>148133531
>having a sexbot femdom fetish
>being this mch of a cuck

what must go wrong in peoples lives to sink this low? raped as a child?
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>>148136712
>what must go wrong in peoples lives to sink this low? raped as a child?
by your stepdad wearing a robot disguise
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>>148137220
I am yorry your stepdad raped you NOT
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here comes the jack cancer
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>>148139082
I love whatever you call what it does to the hips, buttocks and back
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>>148139238
a dress? a pose?
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>>148139404
Uh, yes
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>>148139238
cancer
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>>148137385
nice reading comprehension
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>>148139480
k
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>>148139543
>says the FemShepxLiara poster
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>>148139749
the 2 pure goddesses are hardly cancer, your edgy meme-character on the other hand is just a bad joke.
was there even a romance scene with Jack in ME3? no? well, then I really dont get why this bitch needs any attention if even the developers thought she wasn worth it.
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>>148139995
>the 2 pure goddesses are hardly cancer
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>>148140356
they are beautiful, arent they
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>>148140447
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>>148139995
>>148140356
>>148140447
"Hardly" doesn't completely exclude being cancer. Ergo, Vis-a-Vis, Concordantly..
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>>148140894
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>>148140894
>that cancer recolour of miranda's uniform
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>>148140934
>le epic femshep hate meme
when will it stop

>>148141113
it looks better on her anyway
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>>148141167
>le epic femshep hate meme
>meme
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>>148141369
well, only autistic degenerates and retards dont like the canon protagonist Femshep romancing Liara. who else would go for the lesser Mass Effect expierience. I really dont know why you even post here with your subpar knowledge of the game.
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>>148141703
>only autistic degenerates and retards dont like the canon protagonist Femshep romancing Liara.
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>>148140356
>>148140623
>>148141369
>>148141918
are you a /co/mrade?
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>>148141918
>I just greentext the post above me, that'll show him

you bant game is weak and you should feel bad, step it up faggot
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>>148142008
haven't been for a while, just got a lot of reactions saved up

>>148142101
step it up faggot
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>simpson memes

this guys game is so weak, it is embarrassing to acknowledge his posts
no (You) for you until you gid gud
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so hot :33
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>>148142834
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>>148143061
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>>148113926
I am not particularly fond of EDI. The general idea of a sex bot is not very appealing to me. Ever since Chobits.

>>148116202
Can't we just shave their heads?

>>148121491
>>148122684
I need more Miranda.

>>148129924
We'll find out more, after it's officially canceled and Bioware Edmonton/Montreal becomes defunct. There will still be Austin, though, cause ToR.

>>148131416
Well ... more Ash is good too.
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>>148143614
>We'll find out more, after it's officially canceled and Bioware Edmonton/Montreal becomes defunct.
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>>148143614
>Can't we just shave their heads?
>they're most likely men
openly showing your true colors now? what gives?
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>>148132750
I want to put Jack in that position and eat/finger/piledrive her till she squirts on her face.

>>148139995
>2 pure goddesses
Okay.
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>>148143794
Just wishful thinking.

>>148143839
Well, I expect that the ones mostly against a female sexbot would be tumblr feminists. Unless you want to limit it to this board entirely.
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>>148144127
>Okay.
nice we finally agree
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>>148144317
It's just that, even if my woman was a literal goddess, I wouldn't call her that.
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>>148144639
yes, because your woman will never be an actual goddess. but beggars cant be choosers i guess
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>>148144839
I'd fuck the shit out of her
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>>148136712
>cuck
I dont think you understand what that word means
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Bullying robots?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468126209803.webm
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>>148150070
this shouldn't be funny at all but somehow it is
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>>148150070
That poor robot, this is why things like the terminator happen.
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/meg/ help. Maybe I've been eating retard sandwiches, but I'm starting to like the idea of Synthesis when taken out of context of the first game.
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>>148154861
the general idea isn't bad but it's been horribly implemented and the way it's supposed to happen in part 3 comes out of nowhere. saren had a completely different kind of synthesis in mind.
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>>148144839
You missed the point entirely, but okay, I guess.
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The perfect couple
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where are the EDI and Jack fags? what a bunch of weak losers, dont have the willpower I see. GTFO you lowlifes
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I could post these all day <3
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>>148148852
>>148149054
>sheploo gets fucked by the fembot

you just cant make this shit up, what a pathetic bottom faggot holy shit kill yourself xDD
sheploo literally the gay protag
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>>148159397
>>148159802
stop shitposting
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>>148160308
excuse me? I dont shitpost, every post is honest
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn98FdSg-Fo

God this trailer gives me goosebumps just by hearing the voice...just perfect, a shame the game is gonna be shit tho
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>>148160443
>every post is honest
No, it's not.
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>>148161947
shit, you got me, better go and never come back to this place after that kind of emberassment.
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>>148162631
please do
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>>148107008

Because everyone else is a lazy fuck

>>147523012
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Are you still mad, /meg/?
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>>148165402
after the MEA E3 reveal? no
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>>148165402
yes
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>>148165402

Not really, no. I don't considering it good by any stretch of the imagination, but I'm not upset about it.
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>>148165402
definitely
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>ghostbusters movie is doing well and isn't panned by critics
fug
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>>148170653
>movie made to appeal to women by switching male and female roles, including an all-female main cast
>panned by critics

Never going to happen. With the 'controversy' around the whole thing, online critics being called sexist, ""real"" critics wouldn't dare give a bad name.
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>>148170865
they're focusing on 4chan again as where it all started. wasn't it twitter though?
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>this is going to be the face of ME:A
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>>148174541

P cute.
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>>148176538
sweet
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>EA still hasn't folded and probably never will
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>>148180286

never is a long time
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>>148182214
EA is eternal
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About Shadowrun, wasn't there a new one released a year or two ago? Is it any good? They're kind of like the more old school type of games, like Baldur's Gate or the Divinity games, right? Or are they closer to regular turn-based games where you always move each character individually?

Trying to make conversation, here.
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swampbeast poster is a d i r t y f em t u r l o v e r
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Yvonne riding a bike in a weirdly empty hotel.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BHvi-ceBm6B/
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>>148184153
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadowrun_Returns

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadowrun:_Hong_Kong

>>148184346
>WG's hotel
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>>148184153
>>148184957
Those and also Dragonfall
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>>148184957
>>WG's hotel

That's a pretty sweet burn.
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>>148184995
Dragonfall is just an expansion of Shadowrun Returns
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>>148184957
>>148185113
burn? it's not uncommon for hotel corridors to be empty during daytime. most guests are either just there to sleep and do stuff outside during daytime.or, you know, are actually inside their rooms and not on the corridors.
I wish Yvonne would visit my hotel
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>>148185158
Theres a standalone dragonfall, and that is as much it's own game as hong kong is
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>>148184957
>>WG's hotel
kek, never, he works in a rundown motel
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>>148186465
middle-class.
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>>148186734
>implying rundown motels aren't standard for the german middle-class
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>>148187262
It certainly isn't run down and it isn't a motel either. It's a proper hotel.
But I can't change your retarded opinion so I won't go on with that.
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>>148187770
>being this butthurt
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Keeping from death.
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>>148165402
Original was god awful. EC wasn't that bad. Still disappointing though. I think it would've been better if not for EA's manipulation and panic attack after the leaks. To me the game ends after Anderson dies.
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Just came out from being under a rock. So is Ryder default male or female?
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>>148191576

Either. Why would it only one of them? Please stop this goddamn meme.
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>>148191576

male
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>>148162631
You don't have to be so passive aggressive about it.
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Does anyone hope for some Bounty Hunting type side quests similar to Witcher 3s contract?


I've always loved the whole "Space Bounty Hunter" aesthetic/theme in certain Sci Fi works (Cowboy Bebop for one) and it would make for an awesome element due to the focus on exploration/investigation that Bioware have specified.
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>>148123801

Damn, not bad.
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>>148204747
Sure, sounds pretty cool. It could make a good introduction to a lot of different things.
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>go into this thread thinking of good posts
>its all imagedumping
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>still prolly won't be able to play as other species
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>>148204747
I've given up on Mass Effect doing that properly. I'm desperately checking steam games for that.
3030 Deathwar Redux looks pretty nice and if you can stomach it, Transcendence is nice as well, but it's really really barebones.

>>148214758
It's up to every single poster to provide quality content, even you.

>>148214862
That is actually a fact. You can only play as human again.
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it keeps happening
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>>148217815
>I'm desperately checking steam games for that.
the previous Prey was just that, bountyhunting in space.
But because we cant have nice things it got scraped and bethesda does some other shit with it. what a shame.
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Do synthetics poop?
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Ah, they are so sweet together.
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>>148217447
Rolling in hopes of getting to hug a warm rock.
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>>148226106
Well, femkro are at least fairly rock-like.
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>>148217447
rolling as well now. probably getting a quarian again...
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Futa faggots are the worst. Just disgusting, please off yourself.
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>>148229068
It's not gay if you fuck her urethra.
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So we all agree synthetics are superior to organics in every way?
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>>148228871
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>>148217447
>>148227420
>>148228871
>my post 420
>post above 447
>post below 1
>quarian again
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>>148231265
But now you got a hanar at least.
If you had to choose would you go with a hanar or a quarian?
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>>148232376
it's both equally terrible so why can't I have both?
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>>148232507
You can.
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>>148204747
We could have had more laid back and open ended adventures in the Milky Way galaxy. I don't understand Bioware's fixation with the Reapers. The whole Reaper thing should have been an after thought. Something that plays out a thousand years after Shepard's exploits. Maybe a standalone game past the trilogy or a new trilogy where you actually fight the Reapers instead of Cerberus.

I think the Reaper invasion was poorly handled. I think ME2 was a step in a better direction, but rushing ME3 and trying to conclude the Reaper threat there, was a detriment to the franchise.
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>>148231265
>420
>1 and 2 = choose a species freely
So you chose a quarian?
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>>148232637
good. filet squid on quarian sandwich.
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>>148217447
Ahh fuck it
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Ready for new shitty books? Apparently the in-game characters will be introduced in these books, so better hurry up and buy them.

Via gamespot:

>"The novels will act as prequel and sequels to the events in the games and will become part of the overarching Mass Effect saga," reads a line from their description. "They will focus on key characters and answer the many questions fans have been asking."

>There will be four new Mass Effect novels in all. The first one, which is reportedly titled Mass Effect Andromeda: Initation, is being written by N. K. Jemisin; the report said it's due out in August 2016. The document also revealed that Mass Effect series writer Mac Walters will pen the last one, which does not yet have a title but is slated for March 2018.

You wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to read a new ME book written by the Mac himself, would you?

>>148223958
Too bad they are separated by God knows how many light years and FTL travel is now permanently disabled, so they'll never be rejoined.
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>>148233023
>N.K. Jeminsin

>During her delivery of the Guest of Honour speech at the 2013 Continuum in Australia, Jemisin complained that 10% of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SWFA) membership voted for conservative writer Theodore Beale (also known as Vox Day) in his bid for the SFWA presidential position. She went on to call Beale "racist, misogynistic, and hateful" and noted that silence about these issues was the same as enabling. Beale responded by calling her an "educated but ignorant savage."[6] A link to his comments was tweeted on the SFWA Authors Twitter feed, and Beale was subsequently expelled from the organization.
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>>148233209
Fucking hell. I didn't even give a fuck about Jemisin, but now the books are looking even better.
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>>148232717
no I just stopped reading after the first roll so I didn't see that I could choose freely. thanks for reminding me.

okay so it'd be an asari then.

>works in a clothing store. body of a model.
>personality is warm and caring, experimented in homosexuality.
>introduced by friends.
>gentle loving sex etc

>this will never be real
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>>148233023
>tfw femshep's cobbled together cybernetics start to fail.
>reapers destroyed infrastructure necessary to repair them..
>tfw she'll try to stay relevant, but soon fades into obscurity.
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>>148233892
>experimented in homosexuality
>asari
Was that even a choice? All Asari are gay.
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>>148233023
I can probably get an e-book link as soon as it's out. will post it here then.
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>>148234068
for an asari she's basically as vanilla as it comes but with the body of a supermodel.
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>>148234637
What's her name?
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>>148233892
that sounds really lovely.
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>>148234704
Hitlera. She's named after a popular political figure of earth's 20th century.

No seriously, I am bad with coming up with fictional names.
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>>148233892
>gentle loving sex etc
Interlocking her fingers with yours and kissing your tears away while forcing her magnum dong deeper up your ass?
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>>148238657
aren't "deeper" and "up" kind of nonsensical?
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>>148238657
just how big are we talking?
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>>148243297
Perfection!
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Looks more like Starcraft than Mass Effect.

>>148243297

Did someone else render it? It doesn't really look like her usual stuff.
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>>>/wsg/1114025
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>>148244387
no, apparently she did it herself
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>>>/wsg/1127550
>>>/wsg/1132708
Hi, OCD!
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>>148245197
>girls lifting things

NIce. Need them in Andromeda.
Even better if they have big mounds and inserted LED lights to give you seizures during sexe.
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>>148246232
can you leave it in the threads specifically made for those kinds of files, thanks alot. Manbeasts really arent nice to look at.
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>>148246339

Nah. I want to keep the swampbeast out, but what're you gonna do, y'know?
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>>148246614
it doesnt keep me out, but encourages me toppost even more, fucking idiot.
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>>148246860
>it doesnt keep me out

Never said it would.
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>>148245197

Oh, good Lord!
>>>/wsg/1114752
>tfw you'll never press you face up there
>she'll never squat on your face
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>>148245445
It's a good thread. If you're gonna grow your hair, you might as well grow them all the way.
>>>/wsg/1148085 is beautiful, for example.
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>>148246860
>getting this mad that you make shitloads of typos again
literal autism
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>>148247592
>one typo
>OMG HES SO MAD FULL RAGE MODE AUTIST

seek help kiddo
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Need some thick thighs and butts in Andromeda.
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>>148247698
>autist telling others to seek help
not sure if ironic shitposting or just fucking dumb
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I think it should've been possible to get Ashley a recommendation for the special forces (even though it doesn't really matter, you either pass the requirements or you don't).
She can clearly keep up with Shepard, even when he himself is spec ops. Sure, she's a Spectre, but the council must be willing to wait a year and a half to get an operator with the best training possible, it only makes sense that you'd want the best people you can get.
The whole thing was just Udina manipulating her, but still.
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Drinking tea with waifu?
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>>148251367
botched writing by bioware. what's new?
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I really like Eva/EDI's suit coloured completely black.
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>>148248975
Co-signed
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>>148254192

That's the kind of "model's body" I can get behind, NAW'AM SAYIN?
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>>148254696
no I don't
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>Thickfags
This shitty meme has to stop
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>>148256835

I would physically be behind her, were I to have the opportunity to have sexual relations with her.
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>>148257332
don't like it? then just leave
>>148258379
at last I can see
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>>148217447
ayyyyyyyyyy
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>>148261443
>>148264693
where is she hiding her massive futa cock?
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>>148258492
No, you leave you stupid faggot, Im not the one posting ME unrelated cancer. Fuck off!
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I'm about to play through the first time

Which class is funnest? I started a game as a vanguard, thinking biotic and shooting would be fun, but I don't know how much I'm missing out on the soldier and adept. I know off the bat I can't use assault rifles and heavy armor, which I can deal with, but how much of the biotic stuff am I missing? I think I might reload and start as an Adept instead
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>>148268084
Infiltrator is the most fun for me.
soldier is neglectable since every class is basically soldier in ME3.
Never was a big fan of the biotics because they are overpowered and take the last bit of excitement out of the gameplay.
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>>148268565
Infiltrator is what, guns and droids?

Do you miss a lot on the combined classes?
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>>148269096
Sniper with tech skills. no drones, they are engineer class.
In 2/3 you get the cloak which is cool for some stategies. I also have an assault rifle with me for cqc + the carnifex for them sick headshots.
But the most satisfying thing in Mass Effect is to snipe someones head off with a widow and watch it in slow-mo.
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>>148265913
me neither. I only post mass effect related content, but you are still allowed to just leave because you obviously don't like it here at all.
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>muh OCs
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How useful is charm and intimidate? Should I just pick one and stick to it? Is there any major benefit to either, or are they just just small conversation bits and shortcuts?
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>>148273515
I wouldn't dislike them so if it every OC wasn't an ultra elite super space operator ninja.
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>>148275349
>this is my OC Larry
>he's a slacker and hardly manages to get a meal on his plate next day
>nothing exciting has ever happened in his life
>I sometimes justl like to imagine what an everyman character in that particular setting looks like
JUST ONE FUCKING TIME
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>>148276574
I agree.
Part of the fun in books is being able to identify with a character, which can be hard if they're so much better and flawless than real human beings. And if you start slow, then the character can grow in believable manner.
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>>148277486
Science-Fiction still has a lot of short stories and 1-book stories going, which just build their own setting and the main character is mostly an Average Joe, I really like that. Sadly the Fantasy genre has completely developed away from that. There is only multi-book epics now and the short stories play in these universes.
Forgotten Realms is the surprising exception to the rule. Sure, it has stuff like Drizzt, who is basically an Ãœbermensch (and I am reading one of those books right now to get it over with), but there's still lots and lots and lots of one-shots and short stories that have Average Joe characters who just manage to get involved in some exceptional shit.

Detective stories are basically the best in that regard, because the main character mostly relies on its wit and not its trained/inherent mega-skills, but I can't, for the life of me, think of a fantasy detective story except for Murder in Cormyr and maybe a few of the Disc World books, while you have loads and loads of them in science-fiction (Robot trilogy and other Asimov stuff for example, he's basically the Average Joe writer).
Also smart writers vs stupid writers.
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>>148278457
>Also smart writers vs stupid writers.
forgot pic
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>>148278678
>Sherlock

Great example, I really can't stand characters who are 'smart' but are never shown actually being smart. Or in that case, being smart in a stupid way.
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>>148254696
>model's body

lol

Typical model is skinny and looks like a fridge. Milana is blessed by the fertility gods.
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>>148257332
What meme?
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>>148282172
never heard of sporty/crossfit models?
also open up a typical discounter/supermarket leaflet that you find in your local newspaper. the clothes offered are usually modeled by beautiful but normal looking women and when they offer sports stuff it's modeled by crossfit- and sporty models.
the "typical" models you are refering to are those who run over a catwalk on fashion shows and wear stuff that's never going to make it into regular sale.
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>>148282172

Hence the quotation marks, friendo.
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******* LOW HITPOINT WARNING *******
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>>148288717
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I wonder if Bioware will play a bit more with different body shapes. Both SWTOR and DA:Inquisition had shorter people, slim people, tall and buff people, etc., so I hope they add some more variety in Andromeda.
The Old Republic had 4 distinct body shapes for each gender, so I don't see a reason why.
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>>148291787

Not necessarily bigger tits vs smaller tits, or small butts vs fat butts, just the physical builds in general. A medical doctor or an engineer have no need to be as physically strong as a soldier.
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>>148291787
>>148292292
>Bioware/EA
>"unnecessary" extra work
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>>148283309
Those models got boring proportions. And if this includes, Victoria Secret models, then many of them are still just skinny as hell.

Some do got a nice athletic build though.
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>>148299420
>rogueleaderfoxone
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Last picture before bed. Good night, MEG.

>>148294669
>those thighs

Damn!
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>>148304769
waifu dreams
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>>148294669
fat as fuck
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M-13 Raptor
>>
>>
Liara having Upgraded her Body to be more stretchy and Inflatable after the Final Fight on Earth
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holy shit i finished Me1 last night then began Me2 and that gameplay change is jarring as fuck
i cant even use shotguns now you're pretty much pigeonholed into using all your weapons because you run out of ammo so fast on hardcore, especially with the shotgun
Fuck
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>mfw im not a faggot
>i still like kaiden more than ash
canonically side by side, he seems much more suited for Spectre recommendation than Ashley
from the first game he always was morally good and held no bias
i actually hate the fact that they made him gay in me3 when you could fucking romance him as a chick in 1

i mean i suppose he can swing both ways but the way he takes learning about a femshep and liara he doesnt seem too open to that shit

i suppose time does pass but. cmon now
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>>148266084
jesus that hourglass is way too prominent.
that dude needs some anatomy lessons

Is there any body mods for me2/3 that makes femshep less skinny.. i mean i know that sounds weird but i'd prefer her be a bit taller and less spindly looking
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>>148323392
cuck homo faggot
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>>148323106
>turning gay after fucking femshep
that's actually completely understandable
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>>148323776
nice meme
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>>148324010
get fucked, your kind is not welcome here
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>>148324098
what is my kind though? what are you insinuating?
all i want is a chick whose arm doesnt look like it will break if someone bumped into her in a crowd
in armor they look fine but bare armed shit is fucked
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>>148324172
homo degenerate
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>>148323106
>kaiden
opinion diskaidend
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>>148323776
go
>>148324010
to
>>148324098
bed
>>148324525
autist
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>>148326059
kill
your
self
faggot
>>
alright, it's been 3 months and 130 gameplay hours since I bought the trilogy for €12,99 and it's been amazing, until the end of ME3. I liked it for most part now, but why the fuck did the catalyst have to be this fucking kid version of the master reaper? Why wasn't there an epic face off with Harbinger? Why didn't you actually fight alongside every species involved in the war and get to see their involvement in all this? The ending could have been so much better.
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>>148327476
thanks for the blog
n1curr
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>>148326059
wasnt even me
still agree that you all are homo degenerates with a cuck fetish, off yourselves
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>>148328234
>autist already up
couldn't sleep?
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>>148329152
I just came home from work you filthy neet
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>>148329397
>work
no one's going to believe that and you know it
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>>148329479
if you were around for a while you would even know what I do for a living. Idc really what you think
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>>148329743
you've got that wrong. being an autistic hypocrite isn't a job, but I admit it can likely take a bit of work to post about it online all the time after getting up
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>>148329940
why you so mad bro? your wife is fucking jamal again?
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>>148330052
>out of comebacks
>u mad bro XD
>swampbeast shitposting
the pattern repeats itself
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>>148330463
The pattern has repeated itself more times than you can fathom.
>>
Quarians have two Starfighter types in military service. The bigger Stiletto and the smaller Iridaan class. The Iridaan is primary a Interceptor craft, made for patroling around the flotilla to intercept enemy ships or missiles wich can endanger the Liveships. The ship is fast, but just light armed. Two GARDIAN Laser nodes and two small Mass Accelerators made it good to destroy incoming missiles or other fighters, but are not a real threat for bigger ships like cruisers.
The Cockpit is made for two Pilots, a Gunner and a Navigator, but it has enough room in the aft section for four more passengers.
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>>148332450
>aft section for four more passengers.

>implying it's not a glorified cuckshed.
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>>148332450
>>148333238
>they put an extra compartment into their fighters to have their women get ravaged by human and batarian males while the "male" quarian flies them around
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>>148333238
>>148333984
whats with all the cuck fantasies? why are you such low test betas?
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>>148333984
>Pilot bids the qt navigator goodbye, she says nothing as the bulkhead closes behind her.
>A few minutes later rhythmic vibrations start to travel through the ship.
>Gyro stabilizers spin up to keep the ship level. Pilot has been scolded before on how he allows 'undue wear' on components.
>He opens the intercom, and tells the navigator and the man to settle down.
>He hears a cacaphony of moans and wet slapping sounds before someone groans and turns off the microphone and speakers.
>The flight commander will be mad at him again, she'll yell again.
>Pilot makes a tiny squeaking sound.
>The thumping stops momentarily, he hears the two move in the back.
>Her helmet boinks against the wall separating the cockpit and aft compartment.
>Thumping starts again, louder than before.
>Maybe he should just fly into that gas giant?
>Navigator initiated the autopilot override before she left.
>He needs her passcode.
>She set the ship on a high orbit, far from the fleet.
>He cant open the door when she is pressed against it.
>Helmet is thin enough that muting internal speakers doesn't help.
>Starts playing ann'thony vas burch's greatest hits on high volume.
>Thumping intensifies.
>K-keelah..
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How the fuck did the Salarians and the Asari manage to escape the explosion? Its fucking huge, with a few hundred miles radius.
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>>148334412
>laughing about cucks is making you low test
you seem very insecure
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>>148335062
if you kill them you can't cuck them any more because they are dead so you'd be in a moral dilemma there
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>>148335574
why would I want to cuck anybody, thats pretty degenerate behaviour, maybe you should be shot aswell.
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>>148335863
Some cucks like to be cucked. Or they tell themselves this at the very least.
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>>148336210
>Some cucks like to be cucked.
thats the whole problem and why they should be exterminated. There is no single reason for them to exist. Its like a mental illness.
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>>148336601
autism is a mental illness too
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>>148336754
but autism doesnt lead to the downfall of society, quite in the contrary, autistic people can achieve way greater things than any normie ever could because of their autism.
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>>148336886
what has our resident autist ever achieved for humanity or in his own life I wonder
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>>148337042
more than you ever could, thats for sure :^)
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>>148337145
no my friend, visiting the toilet unsupervised and not leaving a mess isn't an achievement
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>>148337401
strong bant for someone who needs to wear adult diapers
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>autist anon come down. your chicken tenders are ready
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>>148337929
>Not having enough good boy points to get mummy to bring tendie-wendies to your room.
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>implying I still live at my parents
stop projecting, Im not some filthy NEET like you
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>>148337523
it really isn't banter when it's true
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>>148338193
weak comeback, I expected more
now go back into your cuckshed
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>>148329397
>shitposts all day and night according to usual schedule
>"you guys I just came home from my very productive work"
that'd leave you with around 8 hours for work AND sleep. how do you explain that?
what was it again you "worked" as?
protip: having to help your mum in the kitchen or doing laundry doesn't exactly count as a job.
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>>148338475
still trying to figure me out?
is your life really that boring or are you just autistic?

I work in a lab and I have pretty much freedom when I work or how long I work aslong as I deliver results at the deadline.
One day I work 2 hours because there is no shit to do, others I work the whole day.
But kids like you who are still in preschool sure couldnt imagine that.
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>>148340450
that doesnt look like ashley at all
>>
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>>148340538
>DSL
>hair
>body
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>>148339227
using "my first chemistry kit" doesn't make you work in a lab.
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>>148339227
>I work in a lab
As a test subject I take it?
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rip
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>>148349909
autist killed it again
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>>148351958
what? when I am active the thread doesnt die, only when I stop posting. you killed it by not sparking a ME related discussion. get aids you faggot
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I finally got a new table that I can use my new screen with. Goddamn, those 28", man. Almost as big as my TV.

>>148340735

As much as I love her lips, there's more to her facial structure than just that.
>tfw you'll never kiss your waifu's soft, plump lips
Her body's good, though, but I wish it had more tone.
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>>148340735
that looks goofy
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>>148345793
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What if quarians cleaned themselves by simply filling their suits with soapy water? And all that weird expansion porn is simply pic of quarians having a bath?
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>>148357383
>soapy water
it's piss
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>>148357383

They'd have to drain the water at some point, though.
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>>148357490
At least it's sterile.. Assuming no one has a urinary tract infection.

>>148357652
Fresh water is needed on the fleet, quarians fill up their suits and bring it back as a gift.
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>>148357782
>At least it's sterile.. Assuming no one has a urinary tract infection.
m8 it's still piss.
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>>148357782

Urine outside the body isn't sterile.
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>Finally finished ME3 yesterday with a near completely blind run (knew nothing except the basic gist of the endings). Did ME 1 and 2 in the last month too to get my own savefile and get fully back in the story after not having played it since ME2 release on xbox (and the trilogy for PC was on sale for something cheap)

I was pleasantly surprised. Maybe because I already was vaguely aware of the endings, but everything else was basically unknown to me. Ended up going with control, because synthesis felt wrong, and destroy would destroy the Geth. (Legion best husbando, RIP).Had to take control, someone else might have gotten it wrong
Things I did and things I fucked up
>Peace between Quarrians and Geth
>Left Grissom academy alone, rip Jack
>Never found/interacted with Jacob
>Ashley lives
>Miranda died
>Cured genophage for krogan glory under Wrex (rip Mordin)
>Saved the Rachni Queen, again
>Fugged Liara in 1, Tali in 2, Liara in 3
And that's all major things I think.

All in all I'd give the series as a whole an 8 I think, not sure how I'd grade 3 seperately. That being said, my main gripes:
>Ammo power not "conserved" throughout missions/loadout changes.
>That spot in the Normandy cockpit where you can get stuck and have to cheat out/load to earlier save
>Having to walk so much in the end without actually doing anything (once on the citadel)
>Keeping the corpse of the former Cerberus humanbot thing in the AI core where it could possibly inflict most damage if it's rigged or anything
>Heads rotating like it's Exorcist 2: space boogaloo
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>>148361156
lots of bad choices, even if you did it blind
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>>148361897
The only real bad choices I see are the following
>No saving Jack
>Miranda dies
>No shep/wrex romance
>Mordin dies
And isn't mordin dying a need if you want to cure the genophage with wrex/eve still alive?
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>>148361156
Jesus, how can you fuck up so bad, its impossible. Pls leave fucking casual pleb. Also not your personal blog.
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>>148362123
>curing the genophage
>saving the quarians
>saving the geth
I see 3 bad choices right there.
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>>148362431
>Mass Effect General
>can't talk about one's playthroughs because "not muh personal blog"

Now, that's retarded.
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>>148362431
god forbid someone in a mass effect general posts about mass effect

ignore the autist. or better, report him.
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>>148362691
>There could be a second genophage if the krogan fuck up again
>If the krogan fuck up again there's now the rachni who aren't reaper/leviathan controlled and thus likely alligned/allied with citadel races
Quarians are mostly hateful fucks but a lot of that stems from prejudice and the geth actively helping them rebuild the homeworld should at least help with their attitude. Beyond that, the geth are now truly self-aware, as opposed to hivemind "self-aware". Beyond that, they've always been peaceful, if isolationist, just pushing the quarians back for their own survival.

That being said, I do find it silly how apparently no race ever did any kind of diplomacy with the geth, or the geth even actively going out to state to all races that "ay yo we warred the creators, but now they're gone and we cool. We just want to live in peace kthnx".
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Waifus wearing other waifus' outfits?
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http://i.imgur.com/zVbF39U.jpg
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>>148366891

Damn. The cock should be thicker, though. Love the bulge in her stomach.
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>>148365337
>that is my uniform! give it back, remove it RIGHT NOW in front of everyone!
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>>148367287
>Miranda bullying Liara for wearing her suit
>ripping it off and slapping her around

F-fug.
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>>148367461
I know right?
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Good lordy.
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>Friend is on a play
>Went to see said play
>All girl cast
>Surprisingly good all around, with a couple of exceptionally good performances
>At the end of play, the troupe interacted with the audience
>Some people got slapped around
>I got a qt that was dresses as a military officer to sit on my lap and play with my beard
>She tore a button from her uniform, while playing with me
Grow beards, /meg/. It's given me more draw than fucking abs.

>>148366891
I wish for an inexhaustible supply of Miranda lewds. Voice acted by Yvonne, herself. Probably even mocaped doing said lewds. That would be nice.
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>>148370602
Can I get a lamp like that?
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>>148370619
did she rip it off on your beard?
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>>148370619
thank you for this mass effect related blogpost!
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Are there any 4X games with Mass Effect mods?
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>>148372568
there was an endless space mass effect mod but it's discontinued/never finished.

http://www.moddb.com/mods/endless-effect
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>>148372568
Mass Effect - Dawn of the Reapers for Sins of a Solar Empire.

http://www.moddb.com/mods/mass-effect-dawn-of-the-reapers

last update March 20 2016
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>>148371852
No. Apparently it had seen a lot of strain in the past few shows and it just broke off.

>>148372376
>qts in military uniforms and Mass Effect are two mutually exclusive things.
That's the conversation I wanted to start, but how do I get there? I can't start with "how about dem qt waifus in ME? Waifus in military outfits?"

It doesn't work that way. I need to get the bug in your head and you need to let it grow and fester in there, till you start discussing about it.

Also, growing a beard seems like good advice for lonely anons.
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>>148374056
>>148374425

It's too bad Stellaris doesn't have that many Mass Effect mods, yet.
I don't really need specific events from the series, just the different species.
Although, I guess that shouldn't be too hard to recreate on your own.
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>>148370619
How would having sex with aps draw anyone smhtbh
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>>148377693
>aps
you mean apes?
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>>148380302
no abs, fuck, messed up my pun
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Walking in on waifu showering!
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>>148381025
>why are you showering in clothes?
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I know it's wrong to like the geth, but I can't help it. Please cure me, lads.
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>>148382530
these are the people you are associating with
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>>148381025

That's how people shower in Bioware-land.
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>>148383650
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

IT HURTS US!
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>>148385497
this is the price you pay for your deviant behavior
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>>148233023
>N. K. Jemisin was born in Iowa City, Iowa, and grew up in New York City and Mobile, Alabama
>Mobile, Alabama
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>>148387017
>hair in a bun when you meet her in ME3 until you get the romance scene where she's got her hair out

Why not, Bioware?
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>>148389013
would have been better
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the music of mass effect makes me feel sad and lonely inside
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>>148391157

The blue one is obviously Liara, but is the left one Ashley? Who's the middle one?
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>>148391664
>Who's the middle one?
Sheploo
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>>148391851

Lol.
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>>148391961
fun aside, from the image's description:
>So here's my FemShep Cadrina as Sailor Moon, Ashley Williams as Sailor Jupiter and Liara T'Soni as Sailor Mercury.
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>"it's been one hell of a ride"
>"The best"
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>>148394553
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>>148395082
I want andromeda to come out so I can not feel lonely anymore. I need my space friends.

I want the citadel back.
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>>148395394
>I need my space friends.

>I want the citadel back.

so why do you want andromeda then? none of that is going to show up there except maybe in the introduction or something
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>>148395982
Any space bar will do

I'm lonely and keep replaying the trilogy for company.
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>>148165402
Yes
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>>148165402
Not at all. I expected the same standard of ending as mass effect 2

Destroy gave me everything I wanted
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>>148394553
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>>148395394
is that the actor who played kyle reese?
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>>148398008
>>148394553
>>148395082
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XW0v_R5uo8

What was their name /meg/?
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>>148399238

Adrian Delaware Shepard
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>>148395394
Listen to some female asmr anon.

It will help.
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>>148377693
>>148380302
>>148380564
What was the pun?
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>>148398378
Google seems to think so.
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>>148412416
Not many people up, I guess. Morning, Anon.
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>>148415445

Good morning, OCD.
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>>148415734
We did good, anon. MEG survived another early EU morning. More people will be coming to visit the thread now. Which means I can leave for work. I hope.
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>>148275349
I miss all of the MEG OC stuff.
RIP MegSev
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>>148416269

We did great.

>>148416362

Agreed, I miss it as well.
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/vg/, I have a problem. With all the recent info for ME:A, it just hit me that we're effectively done with the characters that really made me care about what was going on in the MEU no matter how shitty the story got, namely Tali, Garrus, Wrex, and Mordin (I'm going to miss a lot of other characters too, but these four were my favorites). This makes me unable to get too excited for the next game, as I still want to see more of these characters. Their send-offs, except Mordin's (which was badass), were fairly lackluster as well (e.g. no post-game scene for BroShep reuniting with Tali to their mutual joy and chilling with her on Rannoch, or FemShep chilling with Garrus on a beach), adding to my difficulty in moving on from their stories. Especially since probably the LAST time we'll ever see these characters period, in any media, forever, after spending three games and dozens of hours with them, is in those incredibly shitty comics that came out a couple years ago. Unless they're referenced in an email in ME:A based on your previous "choices". Whooo.

How can I dispel this autism in order to get hype for ME:A?
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>>148419764
Literally the only way her lifting up a 150+ kg weight at an awkward and unbalanced angle on Thessia (read: pulling a fully kitted out cyborg BroShep over the ledge) makes any sense. Same with Tali on the geth dreadnought.

That or gene mods.
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>>148419786
You've just got to accept that they're all dead, and we'll be getting something fresh and different this time around. Instead of a heartfelt reuniting, we'll be learning how to love all over again. Our hearts were broken, so we'll be more cautious, but if we don't put ourselves out there, we'll be miserable and alone forever in the vastness of space.
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>Turns out girl who sat in my lap and played with my beard was underage
>Pictures going all around the workplace
>Boss wants to speak to me about my behaviour
Don't grow beards, /meg/. Underage girls could get you in trouble.
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>>148420309
What age do you suppose the youngest people they let into the alliance military is? How old are new N-7 recruits?
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>tfw your waifu could pick you up and snap your neck one-handed if she felt like it thanks to cybernetics
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>>148421104
What's your origin name lad? I think I've played with you before
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>>148421302
Probably not, haven't played ME3-MP outside of private solo runs since three years ago.
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>>148420461
16 for training, 18 for actual deployment. Like in most countries currently.
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>>148421516
You're probably right, red femquarians are pretty common thinking about it
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>>148421924
I don't even usually play as a quarian, I main either the vorcha sentinel or turian sentinel. I only used the femquarian for this solo run because I wanted to grab an image of a MP character demonstrating super strength by lifting a husk one-handed, and thought it would look the funniest if a waif did it.
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>>148420176

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdsIufjJUcI

>"was she happy? In the end?"
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>>148422321
>tfw you meet a character with the last name "T'soni"
>It's not Liara, it's her daughter


Anon. I'm going to die if I see any reference to her. Or worse. See her die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJm5xbx6uw8
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Late night bump
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>>148422321
"Yes. Yes she was... were you?"
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>>148416362
I'd write some side stories. Don't want to intrude on the Boss' creative vision.

>>148419786
>With all the recent info for ME:A
There's info for ME:A?

Mac Walters wrote everything off as "attachment". Shame really. My favourite gaming characters of the past decade all came from ME. Since Mac said so, I wouldn't expect any reference any time soon.

>>148420176
I'm too old for that, man.

>>148420309
Welp, packing my stuff. Unemployment office here we goooooo!
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>>148423546
>>148423683
>>148422321
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>>148424090
Its been years now, I'm sure SS wouldnt mind if someone picked up the pieces.

>>148422321
>>148423683
You'll always be together. In your electric dreams. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVZXj53i9Js
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>>148424090
If they were spreading pictures of you around the office, and shaming you, sounds like you've got a perfectly good case of sexual harassment against them brewing. That shit is unprofessional as fuck.
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>>148424508
I am not that familiar with it to continue the plot. Maybe more Remyla

>>148424628
Anon, >>148420309 isn't me. I'm OCD and I was just playing along.
>>
>G.I Javelin solo plat runs

If SJWs ruin Andromeda's story and characters do you guys think that the multiplayer will at least be ok? Will EA find a way to jew even harder than req crates?
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What was your favorite MEGSEV story?
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>>148425104
I've read a few and I've written a few. I can't be objective. Claire and Iceman is pretty up there. I like all three I've written.
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>>148425104
I think I probably liked the loyalty mission stories best. I felt like the characters had been well fleshed out at that point, and they all kinda played into each other well.
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>>148424807
>more Remyla
Yes, please.

>>148425104
The work in progress Waitress fic.

>>148426190
That was a pretty ambitious project, and also really pretty well done.
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>>148425104
I do have to say though, I wish we'd not included so many actual famous people into the crew. Sometimes trying to stay true to character made them feel forced and looking back, it kinda diminishes the stories for it.
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>>148424508
I wanna go there
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>>148396284
I know that feel.
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>>148420176
I really dont think the new characters will be as likeable as the last since BW got overrun with SJW.
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>>148420309
>>148424090
are you FUCKING KIDDDING ME?

your filthy gypsie ass got kicked out because you assaulted underage girls? this is fucking GOLD, like out of a textbook, holy shit. thanks for the kek if true
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>>148427826
True. If they are more like Cass or Morrigan from DA:I, and less like Sera we'll be fine. But I get the feeling the Asari is just going to be blue Sera.

Hopefully our new Quarian chick is cool.
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>>148425104
>one's qt gf sitting impatiently in the waiting room while one receives an extended PI.
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>>148427504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATIFjrjXgNw

What would you do if you woke up on the citadel right now?
>>
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>>148429928
an asari
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>>148422321
If there is a fucking reference like this in andromeda I am going to bawl
And curl up
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>>148426440
>Yes, please.
Need some inspiration. Any suggestions?

>>148427972
Sorry to break it to you, anon, but like I said over at >>148424807 I was just playing along. I didn't get fired. I am actually posting from work.

>>148433297
Makes sense.
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>>148436447
please leave writing to people who actually write
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Do you think they'll make all the love interests in the game ugly like they did in Dragon Age?
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>>148437314
That doesn't make sense.
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>>148420461
>How old are new N-7 recruits?

I don't know about new recruits, but if it's anything like the 1st SFOD-D, the average age will be 35 years of age, so Shepard is fairly young. Even if you disregard how fucked and non-sensical the whole N-thing is.
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>>148437390
>Cass
>not a qt

Please.
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>>148437390

It's not really about making them ugly, per se, it's just that some of the character artists working on DA: Inquisition were sub-par. Scout Harding, the redheaded dwarf, was pretty damn cute. She was voiced by Ali Hillis, too.
Can't romance female dwarfs as a man, though, we just can't have that.
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>>148437390
I dont fear that they are ugly, I fear that every character carries some kind of SJW/PC-Agenda which they dont stop to talk about. I fear its going to be more in your face kind of style which will make the characters unlikeable because they act more as some kind of messenger than a realistic character.

This shit already started in ME3. In ME1 when you play as Femshep there is no real focus on the fact that you are a woman, you get the occasional sexist comment (Harkon) which I actually like, because it seems realistic. In ME3 however you got the scene with Eve where its like " ye, we women will show them male krogans how things are done" which felt quite out of place. It only got worse from this point on and I fear MEA will be a SJW fest by looking at who develops the game now.
>>
I'm finding myself really itching for another Mass Effect-like journey. Is Dragon Age: Inquisition any good? Is it really all SJW pandering like I've heard?
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>>148441831
>Is Dragon Age: Inquisition any good?
No
>Is it really all SJW pandering like I've heard?
There's a lot of it
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>>148441831
Why don't you ask in /dag/?
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>>148441831

I'd say the Ess Jay Dubya stuff is the least of the game's problems. MMO-like quests where you gather/kill/escort X number of things, large but relatively empty places to walk around in (the developer actually told people NOT to spend much time in the first place because they'd end up bored and over-levelled for the next part), crafting apparently being weird, etc.
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>>148438691
She is definitely not on the level of Samara/Miranda/EDI/Eva/Liara/Jack.

Also, her yaoi fangirl-ism is cringe worthy. Not to mention the pick up lines you need to pick to flirt with her ... disgusting. It's like every sentence needs to end with a m'lady.

>>148439937
It's the PC stuff that bothers me the most. I liked Samara for her frigid strictness, I liked Jack for her anarchistic mentality and total lack of respect for human life. It was refreshing.

>>148441831
If you want a Dragon Age game that's going places, try Bound by Flame. Infinitely better than DA2 or even DA:I as far as gameplay and character development goes. Story, while not as great in scope, has less inconsistencies than DA:I and makes more sense than DA2.

>>148442315
Indeed.
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>>148431501
I can't help but dislike pics with girls standing with their feet pointing inward like that. I get that it's supposed to look cute. But I think it just looks like something is wrong with her legs.

Would still put dick in her though.If you assume the genitalia are compatible with human ones.
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>>148437390
If the two characters we've properly seen so far are anything to go by, then yes they most certainly will
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>>148441963
>>148442315
Damn

>>148441971
Because I'd assume they are fans of /dag/. I wanna hear what people who aren't necessarily big fans have to say.

>>148442902
I'll give it a look, thanks.
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Spending your day off with your waifu? Going to the park, and listening to the birds while eating a snack?
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>>148446652
>default Shep
DELETE THIS
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>>148447087

Do you make your own male Shepard? I prefer the default one, myself, I think it looks way better than anything made in the character creator.
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>>148446652
get laid already you pathetic fuck
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>>148447508
Of course.
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>>148447508
just because you cant create a decent looking Shepard doesnt mean others cant.
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>>148447631

If Mass Effect had a character creator closer to Fallout 4 or even MGS5 (you pick between a dozen heads, then get to change the specific parts of the head and face), I could see myself spending some time there, but even seeing what other people have made, I'll still stick to the default 3-D scanned facemodel.
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>>148449980
Not sure what they did to her face but it looks good
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>>148438691
there is hardly ANY porn of her, which pisses me off.
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>>148450458
smaller nose, chin less pronounced
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interesting thread on /v/
>>/v/345002990
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>>148450458

Not that much change, right? Might be because it's rendered in Blender, and not XNALara or SFM.
This image I don't know, though.

>>148450814

And even less GOOD porn. I try to save everything I find.
>http://orig01.deviantart.net/2d06/f/2014/317/8/7/cassandra_pentaghast_by_eromaxi-d86b2mo.jpg
>http://shoni89.deviantart.com/art/Heroines-Collection-Opus-III-518710606
This guy has done a few images of her, too:
>http://ethaclane.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/
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>>148452270
>>>/v/345002990
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http://i.imgur.com/cENrdi8.jpg
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>>148455749
>that weird japanese "kissing"
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>>148457906
French, you smuck
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>>148458206

Looks more like the stuff you see in Japanese porn where they just lick eachother.
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>>148452314
>Cass porn
thank you
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>>148459693

No probs, bruh.
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>>148452314
>Bioware giving any woman a great set of tits and a great ass
>ever again
Those things are so problematic, I just ... ugh! I can't!
Shitlords
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>

Me: has two Ryders even though Mass Effect Andromeda hasn’t even come out yet..

>Her name is Nim (Naomi)


T A R G E T G R O U P
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>>148462538
The game is just going to be full of beefcake guys and femturs and SJW ladies isnt it?
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>>148462538

The fuck are you talking about, OCD?

>>148462672

Fuck, I forgot to post that pic. She reminds me of Luscious Lopez (that fuckin' nose).
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>>148462803
and snarky asari with manface. also licking weapons as special emote
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>>148463054
>The fuck are you talking about, OCD?
Practicing for the next carnival. I'm going dressed as a SJW.
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>>148463119

Paul Feig's directing the Mass Effect movie?
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>An illustration I made for a friend. She loves the quarian race and wanted a quarian illu Here is hoping they will be in Mass Effect Andromeda.

wew imagine the disappointment when quarians aren't in ME:A
also flying dildos
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>>148465664
what logical reason would there even be to bring a single quarian?
inb4 the reason is waifus
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>>148465664
>darkened visor AND obstructive hood

OH WOW
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Don't mind me, I'm just pissing out the airlock.
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>>148467682
really looks like it
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Bioware going for really high-res'd characters? Adding shaders that make them look wet during storms?
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>>148468338

Making suits if armour with lots of details?
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>>148468595
*suits of armour
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>>148466461
desu it kind of makes no sense for there not to be any, it wouldn't take that many of them to sustain a viable breeding population in Andromeda, and if the turians are here then obviously there's enough food for them if they bring sterilization equipment. You'd think that an entirely space-based race on the cusp of extinction every day would be the first one to send, say, 0.1% of their population and resources into Andromeda as a back-up plan, especially since "Ascension" mentions that many captains want to explore the unknown and colonize very far-out worlds.
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>>148468338
no.
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>>148473963

:(
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>>148470659
but what's the point of taking them with you? what do they add except """""diversity"""""?
they only know how to "survive" (in the furthest sense of the word) in space because they steal from other races.
if you knew the planet was going to explode in a month and you had a way to get off it, why would you take a population of gypsies with you?
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>>148466461
I'm hoping that by the time Andromeda takes place, they'll have gotten past that whole "quarantine suit" bit, and just wear the suits for stylistic choice instead. Maybe we'll have a quarian who hates to wear a suit for a change.
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>>148474495
>changing a core-characteristic of a race
might as well discover a new race in andromeda that looks similar to them and wears their space suits for stylistic choice instead
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>>148474409
>but what's the point of taking them with you? what do they add except """""diversity"""""?
Technical expertise. They can also just send their own vessels to Andromeda, cryo-stasis was never implied to be particularly rare in-universe.

>they only know how to "survive" (in the furthest sense of the word) in space because they steal from other races.
Not really, no.
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>>148474409
>but what's the point of taking them with you? what do they add except """""diversity"""""?

What do the krogan add except "biceps" and "biological desire to murder you"?
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>>148475230
>Technical expertise.
I knew you would say that, but they don't know how to discover stuff, they only know how to jury-rig shit and make it barely run. if you want technical AND scientific expertise, bring salarians.

>Not really, no.
Yes really, yes.
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>>148475130
Half the point of them being around in the games was to try and solve that problem for them. Having them grow beyond that shows signs of development instead of stagnation.

Just like having the Krogans get past the Genophage, etc.
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>>148475435
muscle/expendable shock troops
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>>148475643
well good for them I guess but how does that add to an argument to bring them to andromeda?
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>>148475563
>I knew you would say that, but they don't know how to discover stuff, they only know how to jury-rig shit and make it barely run.

They have actually developed a few things, like lightning guns, and jury-rigging + being able to make broken down things run reliably is actually a very useful skill to have in Andromeda.

>if you want technical AND scientific expertise, bring salarians.
Kek

>Yes really, yes.

https://twitter.com/patrickweekes/status/230835430885564417
Not really, no. The only ones who are confirmed to have stolen that tech were the salarians.
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>>148476262
>https://twitter.com/patrickweekes/status/230835430885564417
I don't think I've ever seen a writer come up with a dumber explanation for why his special race are the good ones
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>>148476262
>https://twitter.com/patrickweekes/status/230835430885564417
>possible sharing with people they tolerate
>Here, have our super secret technology no one but us and the humans knows the specifics of!

He's fuckin' retarded.
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>>148477583
>">Here, have our super secret technology no one but us and the humans knows the specifics of!"
>salarians stole it
>Cerberus stole it
>literally anyone who gives Cerberus enough money would also know about it

How exactly do you keep a secret like that?
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>>148478156
>literally anyone who gives a human supremacist organization enough money
why would ANYONE do that?
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So, assuming they are going to try and change up the character retinue in Andromeda, what sort of characters should we expect? Obviously we're getting Asari-sera. Maybe a femtur. Salarian spec-ops?
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I need to murder someone
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>>148480340
I know it would be stupid, but I want another geth companion
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>>148480618
What if our geth companion comes in the form of the Mako or one of our (or another companion's) weapons?
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do you think they let me play mass effect in a Norwegian prison? I mean breivik as a playstation, if I kill less maybe they give me a pc.
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>>148480831
I doubt it. Its too long for them to consider it.
>>
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>>148480616
>>148480831
I never had anything against femshep but since you used these pics to shitpost to no end I developed an aversion since I inescapably connect it to you
>>
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>>148488501
who the fuck cares
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>>148488716
please stop being an asshole just once
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>>148491232
did she actually dance?
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>>148492157

I have no idea.
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did anyone ever pull off a halfway decent femtur cosplay
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>>148492878
you better find out then

>>148493792
most likely not
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SPACE
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>>148496082
it's full
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>>148500351
do you think shepard has to do that too?
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>>148500716
Bump his threads? Absolutely. He's just as anonymous as the rest of us on here, so people don't reply to him just because he's famous. Unless he namefags. But my Shepard would never do that.
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>>148500716
"what do you need me to do"
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>>148501696
you don't know your shepard then

>>148501758
raise your right arm in front of you and yell "Sieg Heil"
>>
I suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to play GTA
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>>148505106
that's Nice
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Do you think islam has been taken care of in the ME-universe?
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>>148506279

The world's religious faiths were all disturbed by the discovery of the relay and of alien life, but I don't remember what the details are.
>>
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>>148506279
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Cerberus_Daily_News_-_August_2010#08.2F10.2F2010_-_Holy_Month_of_Ramadan_Begins_on_Earth_at_Sunset

>“Sunset tonight marks the beginning of the human holy month of Ramadan on Earth. Until the next moon, over 2.7 billion Earth humans and 2 million in the colonies will abstain from eating, drinking, or having sexual intercourse during daylight hours"

It's still going strong on Earth. Next to non-existent in the colonies though.
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>>148511926
Should have been expected that muslims can't into space, I guess.
>>
>>
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https://www.vg247.com/2016/06/27/a-new-mass-effect-andromeda-novel-series-will-answer-your-most-burning-questions-publisher-says/

So apparently there's going to be a new novel in August that "will focus on key characters and answer the many questions fans have been asking". You think it's going to be any good?
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>>148521362
welcome to weeks ago now stop posting about this shit game
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>>148521362
>You think it's going to be any good?
It's being written by some massive SJW retard. So no, it will not be any good.
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http://orig05.deviantart.net/14b3/f/2016/197/c/a/ladies__ladies_by_1abc2abc-daa6jd7.jpg
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do you guys appreciate my fan art? bear in mind i am a newbie and i only know adobe illustrator http://gothicmaster1988.deviantart.com/gallery/
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>>148510335
My respect for Miranda has grown recently. And my desire

This isn't part of the one that was the travesty with Jacob, was it?
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>>148524430

Pretty good.

>>148525662

Nope, artist just says they wanted something that matched the existing comics' aesthetic.
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>>148505640
thats a sneaky cheeky pun right there, I like it
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>>148465664
Why is her mouthpiece so big? Is it because she wants to be able to open it and fit cock inside?
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>>148505640
I dun geddit
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>>148524430
looks good

>>148527210
checked the news already?
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>>148527263
What news?
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>>148527312
terror attack in France last night
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>>148527387
holy shit, the hashtag #NiceAttack is fucking perfect, who comes up with such things.
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>>148527552
Probably the same creative people who come up with #JeSuisNice #PrayForNice #NotAllMuslims and then put a French flag filter over their avatar
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>>148521702
N. K. Jemisin is writing it. she's basically a Social Justice Writer
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>>148526679
>>148527263
thanks anons
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>>148524430
>gothicmaster1988
Aren't you a bit too old for a name like that?
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would you take her out for dinner?
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>>148530509
>not keeping the edgy nicknames from your childhood
>not wrtiting you boss an email with the adress [email protected]
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>>148526679
Oh, so it was just a fanmade pic. Shame. I do want more Miranda related stuff.
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>>148533119
I'd do many things to her. Including that.
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>>148533119
Normally a bit too old for my tastes tho
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>>148533502
>too old
33 is not 43
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>>148533907
2 digit ages are too much for OCD
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>>148530509
i am, but i'm too lazy to think of anything else, and nobody IRL knows it so fuck it.
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>>148535558
Why did you delete?
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>>148524430
Not particularly a fan of that art style. It's not bad, though.

>>148533502
Not really me. I like my women, like I like my scotch. 112 years old and ice cold.

>>148533907
I wish some times.
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>>148524430

Yeah, it's pretty damn good. Your name also makes me laugh.
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Have you guys tried out Grim Dawn? It's pretty awesome. You'll probably like it if you like Diablo 1&2, Titan Quest (developers from this game), or Path of Exile.
You get to choose another class when you hit level ten, like in Titan Quest (level 8 in that game).

Watcha doin', MEG?
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>>148540854
Chillin'

Gonna play some Marvel Heroes later.
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>>148540854
I have some light yard work I need to get to.
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Time to merge with /dag/
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A lot of people talk about breasts in video games, but I really like butts!
I want as many butts as possible, and all kinds of butts!
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>>148546818
what is she thinkeng about ?
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>>148548767
Krogan cock
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*unsheathes hidded blades*
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>Kelly in the field

This don't make no damn sense.
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>>148549194
Is that ear-thing permanent?
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>>148547781
Which species has the best butts?
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>>148550567
>>148516575

Shit, it's already been posted.
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>>148550583
yes it is
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>>148546640
time to fuck off and not start this shit again
>>
FlippantHeftyCanadagoose
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>>148547781
Sucks for you that butts have been deemed problematic and won't therefore be in Andromeda.
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>>148551632

I looked up the Tumblr account. Nothing but gay shit.
Too bad, it's actually not badly animated.
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>>148551643

They're all savages.
I need more fat asari butts like Liara's in this picture.
>https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/patreon.posts/11931749880649587715.png
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>>148553771
Just look at Inquisition, that's most likely very close to how Andromeda will be. Most of the characters there were buttfucking ugly, and certainly didn't have nice asses.
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>>148551632
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>>148217447
true love pls
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Would like a mediterranean waifu with sun kissed skin and blond or black hair.
Would like a redheaded waifu with copper red hair and hazel eyes.
Would like an Asian waifu.
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>>148560256
that's 3 waifus at once! are you AWG?
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>>148560321
>that's 3 waifus at once!

No, I mean either or!
Yes, it is I.
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>>148560256

Well, actually, not black hair, necessarily, just very dark.
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>>148540854
Got back from flyin planes. Almost died. What's up with you?
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>>148560256
I want a waifu with a mind like a diamond
I want a waifu who knows what's best
I want a waifu with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
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>>148562387

You actually flew the plane? How'd you 'almost' die?
>http://imgur.com/gallery/CqUMeCh
I'll link the shit instead since 4chan decided to be a huge faggot.
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>>148560480
so easy to spot
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>>148563149
meanwhile under most viral images:
>http://imgur.com/gallery/XoPOS
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>>148563742

Well, at least she's being cool about it.
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>>148563149
oil temperature redlined. Could've burned out the engine. Luckily I had just taken off and was still over the airport so I just turned around and landed before anything bad happened. It was just a little C172 though not a big jet

>that gif
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enemies everywhere!
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>>148541592
YO OCD, you still with us or are you already on your way to the army?
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>>148541592
>>148568525
It's your chance to take back Constantinople!
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>>148569347
I really fucking hope so, fuck Erdogan, stupid piece of shit.
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>>148569347
Don't worry, Erdogan will just become a refugee in Germany as well and then Merkel will help him take back power. Real love.

>>148560256
I like how Asian waifu is just one broad category without specifics
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>>148569347
what he runs to mama merkel ?
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>>148569741
what if*
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>>148569556
>I like how Asian waifu is just one broad category without specifics

I thought of writing 'with black hair and brown eyes', but I figured it was redundant.
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>>148569741
he is kill
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>>148570182
let it be true please. any confirmation?
>Böhmermann's face right now
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>>148570182
I really doubt it, he was on holiday so not even in Ankara or Istanbul.

>>148570083
Well it's a NATO country, so technically he could demand it
>>
about 10 minutes ago a polish guest came in. cheering about the coup

5 minutes ago, a turkish guest arrived, had to contain my grin.
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>>148570083
>#BREAKING: US officials tell NBC News that Turkish President Erdogan is reportedly seeking asylum in Germany.
Actually happening
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>>148572990
holy shit man. now fucking imagine if Merkel actually said "No" and rather negotiated with the military. it would be glorious

but it won't happen and they will give him Castle Neuschwanstein or something instead
>>
Well the Dutch gave your Kaiser his own castle as well after the first world war
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>>148573569
Well that was the Kaiser, which is fitting and appropiate, but Erdogan is just a roach.
Anyway it's probably going to be contained and Erdogan is already supposedly "safe" somewhere else.
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>You will never participate in a coup together with your ME waifu
Why even live?
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>people drawing Ashley with blue eyes

It bugs me.
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>>148569741
>>148572990
>>148573339
>Laugh at Germany for accepting your refugee trash
>Threat Germany for gibs by through coercing of sending more
>Become an asylum seeker yourself

just found this gold nugget on /pol/ and had to share
its true btw
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>>148577293
I haven't seen any actual news about him actually seeking asylum or coming to germany. right now I consider it just another /pol/ lie
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>>148576647
>you will never retake Istanbul for Femshep
hurts just a little bit
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>>148577293
>yfw he receives Deutsche Staatsangehörigkeit in 3 months
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>>148577506
>Istanbul
>Not Constantinople
Remove kebab and Make Constantinople Great Again
>>
welp, thats too many happenings in a too short time for me, gonna start a mass effect playthough just incase shit hits the fan, need those waifu memories
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>>148578290
your making a point there anon, I'll start finishing my ME playthrough tomorrow, finished some of the squads daddy issue problems, some are still left, need to do overlord dlc too
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If you had the chance to sculpt yourself a new waifu for ME:A, how would she/he be?

Voice Actor:
Face Model:
Species:
Class:
Misc: (favorite weapon/biotic power, etc)
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>>148579934
Voice Actor: Yvonne Strahovski
Face Model: Yvonne Strahovski
Species: Yvonne Strahovski
Class: Jack of all trades
Misc: (favorite weapon/biotic power, etc) SLAM
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>>148579934
>Voice Actor:
Antje Traue

>Face Model:
Antje Traue

>Species:
Asari or human

Class:
Vanguard

>Misc: (favorite weapon/biotic power, etc)
charging into a score of enemies
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>>148580249
>>148580595
Come on guys, I know you can do better.
>>
>>148579934
>>148582414
>Voice Actor:
Roseanne Barr

>Face Model:
Melissa McCarthy

>Species:
human (in the furthest sense of the word)

>Class:
meat shield

>Misc: (favorite weapon/biotic power, etc)
being fat an annoying
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>>148583573
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>>148579934
Voice Actor: Kristy Swanson
Face Model: Kristy Swanson
Species: Asari
Class: Engineer/Adept
Misc: (favorite weapon/biotic power, etc)
Biotic Force Bubbles and Ammo/Grenade pylons
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Last bump before bed.
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>>148589070
sorry, did stuff. I can take over for a few hours now
>>
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>>148579934
Voice Actor:Hale
Face Model:pic related
Species:human
Class:infiltrator
Misc: sticky grenade, cloak, qt with red hair :33
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>>148592294
Heh, that autist done show them normies what fer.
>>
wew getting late, look at the time
>>
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>>148599050
looks sad
>>
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>>148604081
seems happy
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>>148604081
>>148604912
>geth
>feelings
what a load of bullshit
>>
>>148217447
H-here I go
>>
Rolling
>0 Re-Roll
>1 Adept
>2 Soldier
>3 Engineer
>4 Vanguard
>5 Sentinel
>6 Infiltrator
>7-9 /meg/ votes
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>>148608215
Okay /meg/ what is my new playthrough looking like?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10758238

http://www.strawpoll.me/10758240

http://www.strawpoll.me/10758241
(I'll be using the top 2 form this one.)

http://www.strawpoll.me/10758242
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>>148608863
>after all this time, people still manage to write "Kaiden" instead of "Kaidan"
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>>148609173
Sorry nigga, it's been years since I've touched this series. I promise I'll never make the mistake again.
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>>148609224
I'll have an eye on you.
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>>148609558
Okay?
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>>148568525
>>148568871
What are you on about?

Oh, wow, Turkey! Now that's fucked up.

>>148577146
>People drawing Ashley with dat ass
>bitch about blue eyes
Priorities, man!

>>148580249
I second that. I also like how she is her own species.

>>148580595
Good choice.

>>148583573
Dude! Don't give Bioware ideas. They'll do it!
>>
>>148613482
Please help if you haven't already >>148608863
>>
http://orig02.deviantart.net/853a/f/2016/197/3/a/exercising_by_barbdbarb-daa6vfn.jpg
>>
>>148608863
Fuck I totally forgot these two

http://www.strawpoll.me/10758665

http://www.strawpoll.me/10758666
>>
>>148217447
Rolling for a porcupine
>>
What a shitty coup
>>
http://orig01.deviantart.net/9d98/f/2016/177/8/8/jack_totally_dominating_miranda_lawson_in_bed_by_shinyfighters-da7p3qg.jpg
>>
>>148620350
>Cropped
>>
>>148620603

I guess the full version was available on Patreon but apparently their page doesn't exist, any more.
>>
http://orig01.deviantart.net/26a7/f/2016/173/b/1/jack_mass_effect_wip_by_commanderjinx-da77e7k.jpg
>>
>>148623475
I love everything but the face.
Expected the nipples and crotch to be more heavily tattooed though.
>>
What piece of porn, movie story, whatever; would you like to recreate with you're waifu?
>>
>>148608863
http://www.strawpoll.me/10758242
Ashley if Sheploo
Liara if Femshep

>>148615543
nice
>>
>>148624024
http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Akuze
>>
>>148624084
>Ashley if Sheploo
>Liara if Femshep

Well looks like I'm waiting for ME2, meant to put "Wait for ME2 you fag" but most people probably took it as Liara, Ashley or the gay boi
>>
>>148624024

Asari confessions 8: Biotic bootys
>>
http://orig02.deviantart.net/2441/f/2013/106/8/6/sisters_until_the_end_by_lonefirewarrior-d61wwig.jpg
>>
http://orig06.deviantart.net/32bc/f/2016/174/9/e/mass_effect_andromeda_by_xkalipso-da7bkdd.jpg
>>
>ann'thony vas burch's greatest hits
>>
>>148627741
Poor Tarel, that's all he listens to.
>>
>>148614037
Already have.

>>148620350
Go on ...

>>148623761
She isn't exactly Jack proportioned. And the face is, well, off.

>>148624024
On the one hand, I wouldn't mind an adventure like Red Sonja, where she takes center stage, while I am her reliable and equally competent backup.

On the other hand, I want a story where we explore her sexuality together, in a sensuous story, like some of those scandalous softcore movies from the 70s and the 80s.
>>
>>148627548
Jack in a skirt still bothers me to no end. Also, Tali a dead.
>>
>Image limit reached.

Balls.
>>
>>148630217
A while ago.
>>
Man, work is boring today. As a trainee that has nothing to be trained on further, I am literally left watching the grass grow.
>>
>>148627979
That, and quarians including his sister as they're ravished by members of other, manlier species.
>>
>110 posts before new thread
>can't post images

SHIT
>>
A waifu streaming vidya on extranet.twitch.tv? What kind of vidya does she stream?
>>
>>148627548
This really makes me want a cyberpunk Mass Effect.
>>
>>148632171
post limit is 750 posts, not 800
>>
>thread made 5 days 7 hours ago
Why is this general still here?
>>
>>148633730
Lewd multiple-choice
>>
>>148635237
Waifus, god knows these fags won't actually talk about the game
>>
>>148635237
because we hit image limit
>>
>>148635237
because we are here to stay
>>
>>148635298

What kind of lewd? We like lewd.
>>
>>148636695
That's decided on by stream viewers
>>
>>148631987
>>148627979
Is this a meme that I'm missing? Who is Tarel?
>>
>>148637856

Something Ed wrote about. He writes really weird shit sometimes.
>>
>>148528427

I thought the sjw they hired was the one that complained about gta5 rape?

Im probably mistaken
>>
>>148639358

You might be thinking of one of the writers on the game.
>>
>>148635428

You're more than welcome to start a new discussion about whatever.
>>
>>148639241
Such as?
>>
>>148641015

Grinding Tarel up into a sausage and people eat him.
>>
>>148639241
Who is Ed?
>>
>>148644429

Eddrf. He writes stuff sometimes.
>>
>>148632171
you're welcome

t. femshep autist
>>
>>148639358
that's a different one, she's called Sam & Max

>>148645467
>he's proud of being an autist
>>
>>148645467
I'd fuck you in the ass
>>
>tfw I want to leave this city.
>tfw I can't wait to start to study.
>tfw said I couldn't work today because I didn't feel good. Already feel guilty, but working a 12 hour shift with just half an hour break, for a puny 13 usd an hour.

Whatkind of fun jobs do they have in space?
>>
>>148651292

Asteroid mining, gas mining, eezo mining, planetary mining, robo-mining controller.
Space traffic controller, space-elevator controller.
Research vessels around various kinds of celestial bodies.
>>
>>148649371
me too. let's double-team the autist, never fucked a retard before.
>>
>>148652653
>tfw spitroasting him as he gurgles around your cock about femshep and how her noodly arms are strong.
>and shitposting on /meg/ before the slimy mixture of semen and saliva dribbling from his mouth runs down onto his old laptop and shorts out the keyboard.
>>
>>148651292
>What kind of fun jobs do they have in space?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/246900/
>>
>>148652812
miri_approves.jehpeg
>>
>>148652812
>him
>>
>>148655236
>(you).gif
>>
so ded
>>
>>148657418
can't post images
>>
So any good new smut stories to make up for the lack of pictures in this thread?
>>
>>148658602
here:
>>148652812
>>
Need to make 31 posts 'til we can make a new thread.
>>
>>148659703

Let's go!
>>
>>148658602
>>148658712
The question had seemed innocent enough, but as soon as the words left his mouth several people turned to face him.
"You know, what with the lack of pictures?" A moment of silince, then man in the crowd laid his hand on anon's shoulder. "Yes," he said. Anon couldn't see his face, obscured by a sizable (you) on his head, the dim lighting and hazy air didn't help.
"Here" He said and anon felt the hand on his shoulder rotate him to the right, a firm grip honed by many lonely nights of passion.
The crowd parted as he was turned, grumbling wordlessly. "Look." Heavy coats and jackets formed two parallel walls, their wearers looked down the aisle with little interest.
Anon saw, two men furiously violating a third at the end of the line. Mouth and ass stuffed, The filled man gagged and sputtered but no words formed, only a frothy white foam escaped his lips, along with gurgling noises. He gesticulated wildly and didn't seem to notice all the cock, only the keyboard of a dusty old laptop between the legs of one of his tormentors
Anon looked up at the man, who just shrugged his shoulders and sighed.
The corridor to the lewd spectacle gradually began to close, the amorphous mass of anonymous characters reforming into a dense crowd.
Anon silently wondered if this really was where all the waifus were.
>>
ded
>>
>>148659703
>729+31=750
lad..
>>
What's it like for a waifu to be lonely? is there a space r9k she frequents?
>>
>>148663402
I bet the salarians are the majority or ME r9k population
>>
>>148662423

Exactly. It's most definitely 750.
>>
>>148663569
>tfw chadrin got breeding contract.
>have to clean the breeding chambers afterwards.
>who else small_horns here?
>>
>>148660398

Yup.
>>
>>148663875
you made my sad day a bit brighter
>>
>>148663569
>tfw no dick
>what's it like having recreational sex?
>>
>>148664007
>tfw looked up alien porn.
>cloaca looks less manly than the genitalia of female aliens.
>>
>>148663976
Why are you sad anon?
>>
>>148664560
trust issues in my life, never mind
>>
>>148665142
it's okay Recip, you've got the military and opposition by the balls now.
>>
>>148665345
hahahaha
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBVPJ9k7rLk

I wonder if Edi has removable genitalia. And if her body was made by hand, or in a factory.
>tfw proprietary Cerberus screws keep her tits attached. They get all saggy if you don't tighten them up, but you can't find a compatible screwdriver.
>>
ant mating season right now, flying ants are swarming everywhere. fuck!
>>
>>148666367
>fuck!
Yeah, that's why they're flying around.
>>
One last post.
>>
>>148667620
Sure, I'll take it
>>
>>148667956
Thank you WG.
>>
>>148666367

Do you live in a swamp?
>>
I know it's jarring but someone really has to make a new thread and I can't since I got stuff to do
don't forget to link to the old one this time
>>
>>148670350
I'll do it.
Also these fucking captchas..
>>
>>148668097
>grinning shrek.jpg
>>
>>148671526
>>148671526
>>148671526

>>148671526
>>148671526
New thread here.
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