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>Old Thread
>>148012453
I WANT TO FUCK SLOAN AND KRYSTY
thank God my favorite esport isn't dominated by South America like this game
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
VACZIRA
Another game ruined by OP awp -_-
Wow.
gg coldzera toggle wins
We'll see if they're actually here
this is hiko's sister's twitter
https://twitter.com/sloanql14
round won by a lucky deagle spam
god i hate shitskins so much
>nitro spams deagle
>doesnt hit a single shot
>midgetmonkey spams deagle
>HS
good game gotards
HOW DOES FER KILL JDM THROUGH THE FUCKING SMOKE
IM NOT THE ONE TO CALL HACKS BUT HOW
FUCK
I am loving this, the monkeys are cheating their asses off and everyone just ignores it.
C H E A T S
H
E
A
T
S
I hope liquid loses
post hot wub wub tax
Nothing like a major final to make you want to vote Labour
INSANE TOGGLE
so coldzera cheats
fuck, i can't watch this shit. i never wanted more for one team to win.
Coldzika
lol
>>148028473
It's part of the script.
>>148028525
Why on earth would you bet on underdogs?
>>148028482
people care more about their skins than people actually playing the game, csgo is so fucking dead and I can't wait for betting to all get regulated/outlawed
>>148028465
roastie~
>>148028525
WAKE
that coldzera """""""gamsense"""""""
nth for i would lick sloans face
>>148028525
T sided map dude don't worry Liquid's got this
>>148028465
Fucking retard this shit was posted on HLTV 50 minutes ago. Maybe she got harassed by hundreds of cretins in that time span and figured that something was up?
>cold is a cheating shitter
>fallen pulls back a lost round with a quad kill
>cold stands up like he did shit
HOLY SHIT KICK COLD I HAVE NEVER WANTED A PERSON TO FUCKING KHS HARDER THAN HIM
>NA attempting to win a major
>>148028465
Newest post is July 2014
How can they pretend its an NA team and say OMFG AN NA TEAM IN A MAJOR! if their best player and top fragger is from Ukraine?
>jumbohacking brs before third map
>426,324
>>148028559
muh percentages
It feels like I'm the only person left who can't stand these monkey's. Too bad Fnatic couldn't give us a good finale.
>2 2 7
>carrying liquid
>>148028606
stop retard
the twitter wasn't posted on HLTV
>favelas who literally can not compete with tier 2 NA teams are all of a sudden annihilating top tier EU teams in the span of 6 months
>random BZ teams are popping up left and right, winning games vs G2 and Fnatic
not suspicious at all.
>player from team I dislike performing well therefore he cheats
You guys are pathetic
If s1mple doesn't step it up and they lose the series he'll be devastated. He was already crying for sucking during the qualifiers.
>>148028584
retard trane is vip sided
>>148028624
>>148028610
>Cold is a cheating shitter
What?
HEEKZ
>HEEKZ
HEEKZ
>HEEKZ
HEEKZ
>HEEKZ
HEEKZ
>HEEKZ
HEEKZ
>HEEKZ
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>HEEKZ
>>148028465
>9 followers
>Not even Hiko follows her
Hiko just fucking held down mouse 1 rofl
How long does the sticker sale last?
>>148028669
>>148028675
can you stop pls
It's so fucking annoying watching coldzera cheat every clutch round to SK.
>>148028584
>T sided
Whatever helps you keep living.
T A C O
NICE
FUCKING
TOGGLE
TACO
There is literally nothing wrong with being Brazilian.
>>148028669
>>148028675
go back to your containment board, no one gives a shit
lmao that aimbot
Haha, Taco just doesn't give a shit.
What a gamesense Taco has, dear lord
>TRACES A GUY JUMPING INSIDE SMOKE
>NOT CHEATING
PICK ONE.
>>148028669
>>148028675
>people who genuinely believe that the earth is flat
>pictures of the earth from space exist
>Muh fakes
>>148028706
bots nigga
>flat earthers in a csgo thread
fuck off you literal drooling retards
>JUMPING HS IN SMOKE
>How did he kill jdm through the smoke I don't believe there was anyway for him to see him there!
I think you know perfectly well how he was able to get that kill Anders.
>hackers v hackers finals
mobile quality and muted 2bh, not worth watching if it wasnt for drops
>>148028465
I suppose I should've also mentioned hiko's sister's hot gf's twitter is this
https://twitter.com/kristynbraden
Ok see I don't typically think the hues are hacking
but that was hacking
Amazing gamesense
https://sys.4chan.org/vg/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=148028675
im part of le illuminati and i ask of you to silence this man he's too smart we cant have him exposing us like this
IM
FUCKING
DONE
TACO
SHOULD
FUCKING
KILL
HIM
SELF
JESUS CHRIST
TACO VAC
Vaco lul
>>148028818
>people who genuinely believe the earth is a ball
>people who blindly believe what the Freemasons tell them to believe
holy fuck the choke from liquid
im crying lads
>no armor ez headshot
ok
>>148028669
>>148028675
>>148028828
the true redpill 2bh
TACO AND COLDZERA HOLY SHIT
UNBELIEVEABLE PLAYS
>>148028828
can you take it to a correct board?
>They are totally not using external assistance guys :)
at first I was like
>HIKO
but now i'm like
>HIKO
Okay this is just fucking sad.
>no armor instant first bullet headshot flick
Jeez these guys are stepping up guys!!
christfags really can't let go
>>148028828
ok i have a question for you, if the earth is flat then what is on the other side
HOW CAN WHITES EVEN COMPETE?
ok the replay from taco pov made that smoke kill look less fishy
Why do you people watch an """""""esport"""""" where people are so obviously hacking?
>aimlocks to find the fatman
>overly checking corners
>headshots him even beign aimpunched
they are not cheating
>>148028695
I like sk but they do actually use cheats
That was just Hiko being terrible
REMOVE TACO
>>148028904
The Earth is a cube, there, compromise.
>>148028785
Brazilian here, you are wrong
Liquid is having MLG flashbacks.
The game was over before even starting.
>>148028949
Just like watching regular sports, everyone seems to be just fine watching Tennis knowing they're all fucking cheats.
>TACO wasn't in the smoke
VACfags BTFO
>>148028938
post webm faggot
>>148028938
actually none was fishy desu,that kill Fer got is actually after smoke was fading
the gamesense however is just on point
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
>mfw NA CS will never EVER win a major
>FalleN aimlocking through wall
anyone else saw that?
>>148028695
BRs, Elige and S1mple literally are cheating tho
>>148029049
you're going to have to be a little more specific
WHAT would some secret jew society have to gain from fooling everyone to thinking that earth is a globe
>dat wallbang
Lul seriously
>>148029007
yeh from the caster it sounded like jdm jumped and taco flicked to him through the smoke and hs'd him and the cam was on jdm pov
ELIGE HACKS WOW ELIGE NICE TOGGLE
AH RIGHT
HES ON LIQUID
OK...
NICE PLAY ELIGE!
So does kevlar literally make you worse at this game?
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
FUCK THE DIRTY BR CHEAT MONKEY
>>148028695
BR team came up out of nowhere to compete with other cheating european teams. I wonder what changed?
>>148029061
>believing in the bible
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>148029061
Is it possible to sail to the foundation of heaven?
>>148029049
I saw that shit. Why would he be looking at the wall with an awp and not in the corner?
>>148028956
My favorite part is the aimlick to find out where he is, then the shuffling around looking at every corner except the one he knows Hiko is in, then the insta snap headshot through the 1 pixel opening, taco is literally not that good
>>148029036
Wow what size is NA anyway?
>>148028998
Yeah, but JDM was.
>>148028828
>posting stupid shit refuted by hundreds of years of science
>resort to ad hom, strawmanning and logical fallacies
fuck off this board you stupid child
>>148029125
>not believing in the bible
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let me guess, you believe your grandpa was a monkey that came from a slime pit?
>C Zed
You're American you fuck we don't say zed here
Reminder that Valve cares so little about their actual game that they have literally 0 safeguards against hackers on LAN
If they actually cared, they'd furnish new equipment from sponsors to completely kill all chances of hacking.
>>148028828
This diagram assumes gravity points straight down towards the bottom of the picture. On a spherical earth, gravity points towards the center of the sphere, and water would naturally flow towards the lowest point.
"these americans are so stupid, i can just be blatant and considered pro" - sk
>esports
>>148028928
>he thinks the world has an "other side"
you have A LOT to learn
How the fuck is simple so good at spraying
>>148029061
B8
Please link me where in Genesis it says the world is flat
Haha our pet ukrainian can hack too cyka
t. liquid
NICE HACKS S1MPLE
NICE "AWARENESS"
>>148029127
>>148029195
This picture is being sarcastic right?
>>148029127
>>148029195
>people actually taking their time to make and post these
lmao
If Earth is flat, why are all the other planets not?
>semmler
>unknown shitter team from a 3rd world country loses 0-16 and after that suddenly starts wrecking everyone
You'd think that this would be impossible but it actually happened! unbelieveable
#hardwork #dedication
>the doubted NA
>>148029240
8K
K
HOURS
>>148029204
You mean how ballers only counter argument is "You're dumb science told me it is like this!!"
Use your own eyes and do the math yourself. You'll see it doesn't make sense.
>>148029205
>Let me guess, you believe your grandpa was a monkey that came from a slime pit?
No obviously not, evolution happened over millions of years
Let me guess, you believe that humans and all life appeared suddenly 4000 years ago and that dinosaur bones are some sort of meme joke created by god
>>148029242
http://testingtheglobe.com/bible.html
nice aimbot jdm
Reminder that Ukraine is the reason NA are for the first time in a major finals
>>148029127
>what are seasons
>what are different cameras
>what is different exposure
>what is different post-processing
>what is different color handling
Just fucking stop.
>didn't go on the LG hype train
>haven't gone on the Liquid hype train
>if I did I would have gold pickem
why do i do this
daily reminder that all pro players are on Adderal and the Earth is flat
>>148028828
Let me ask you there. Where is the edge of the Earth? Is it the Atlantic Ocean and if so how come people can reach Europe no matter if they go East or West.
>>148029061
I've flown airplanes over the clouds
there wasn't any god there so i'm pretty sure this is bs
>>148029337
So why is it that you can get on a plane or boat and literally go around the world?
>>148029378
these retards are just so convinced theyre right they cant comprehend that there is literally no evidence for their 'theory'
>COLDZERA
He just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
He walks down and insta peeks correct spot, not even checking connector or plant.
>>148029432
what motivates you to post in these threads? i'm genuinely curious
Sk got kicked out of Eleague did you all really expect them not to cheat here?
>trying to defuse through smoke against a team of hackers
lmao
>>148029476
++++++++++
>>148029476
what about his teammates already looking at other corners rofl
>>148029501
>What motivates an attention whore to post
You replying, retard.
>>148029507
>>PLANE not planet
>You've never seen them round except from images from NASA.
Oh, so the planets are enormous floating stickers?
>>148029395
Because gambling is for idiots?
>/csgog/ - flat earth general
Anyone else triggered by people speaking about SK as the best team to ever grace CS:GO? Fnatic, NiP, people act as they are not even on the same level.
>leave americans to me
>>148029432
Are you stupid? The pictures show literally identical continents in terms of shape & size. They're taking at different angles and rotation points in relation to earth. Are you saying each picture should look exactly the same?
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUC23EgVkOM
hey guys im just stuck watching elige in go tv. why can't i move anything or even hit escape to leave?
this flat earth memeing is starting to look too much like le shorts debate
worried
>>148029579
how can NA white boys even compete with the BIG BRAZILLIAN COCK
>>148029543
fuck - i know...
I like how CS:GO has a halftime
makes it feel more like a real sport
>>148029594
I really, really like that picc
>>148029596
open console
type disconnect
press enter
>>148029501
>responding to a literal autist
What the fuck even happened, when did fucking Brazil become the best at CSGO?
Anyone else supporting SK and then France this evening?
SK will not win this, Peacemaker knows everything about Fallen's CT setups.
>NEED A BREAK AFTER 15 ROUNDS
FUCKING HELL ARE CS GO PROS THIS PATHETIC?
DOTA PLAYERS PLAY 80 MIN GAMES DAILY.
the flat earth theory is more believable than the play in this match tbqh
>>148029036
>>148029061
>>148029127
>>148029195
people like you would probably deny the earth is spherical if you were shot into space to see the goddammn thing for yourself
>>148029660
>************************real sport*********************
>>148029645
NA kids come out of the woodwork with their shitposting every time shitquid or shit9 play. Awful threads every time.
>>148029647
>implying it's his gf
this meme needs to die.
>>148029686
They still haven't faced Fnatic. They keep getting free rides to trophies.
>>148029645
I don't know why moot removed IDs a while ago. It was so easy to hide every posts with the same one.
>There are round earth redditors posting itt right now
filth
>>148029692
Need to switch setting on the cheats lmao
>>148029723
ok more so than other esports at least
>>148029596
restart ur game
>>148029352
Dinosaurs lived with man.
They were known as "dragons" and "giant lizards" throughout history.
http://www.genesispark.com/exhibits/evidence/historical/dragons/
TACO webm when???
>>148029635
can you find even one piece of evidence for creationism that isnt the bible?
didnt think so
>>148029683
>what are geodesics?
>>148029635
>he actually unironically believes it and wasn't just baiting
Wew lads
>>148029705
>implying NASA can't put hallucinatory drugs in your space food
stay cucked
NA pro scene is relevant for 1 day and look what happens to csgog
>flat earth general
>>148029689
>supporting cheating favels & niggers hijacking the French team
geez oh man
so we're all gonna ignore this lock?
okay, sure I mean you cant cheat at lan :)
>>148029705
people like him need to be shot into space to die a painful death
>>148029686
they stopped hiding their hacks
>>148029773
It also allows cheating which makes it more akin to real sports.
>>148029705
>t-the joos-I MEAN NASA placed fake images on the glass of my helmet!
>i wonder why all those noobs ITT always complain about hacking
>flat land posting
>people seriously discussing it and giving serious answers
You niggas are just noobs AND dumb.
>>148029462
You can circumnavigate the world on a flat earth.
>>148029689
sorry senpai, TSUUUnaldo to score the winner
>>148029854
>shit player
>using aimlock
nice try
>Shitquid
>>148029854
why didn't he aimlock in 1v1 against fer
>>148029782
MAXIMUM OVERKEK
>What is carbon dating
>Inb4 "freemasons and the illuminati"
>>148029861
Are you retarded the horizon isnt flat there, you can see the curvature, how tiny do you think the earth is
>>148029862
>le epic Anders hype
OUTPLAYED
Why is Liquid so bad at pistols?
HOT RTHEFUCK
DO THEY CHOKE THIS
so obviously aimbotting jesus christ this is disgusting
>>148029837
You should not be allowed on the internet my man, seek help
>those toggles
jesus
>>148029889
you literally can't
>>148029854
What lock? He's a good inch off from the guy at popcorn.
>>148029782
that middle one is pretty neat
SK is cool, calm and collected. You're all just mad because you're being le "ironically far right guy"
>liquid in charge of pistols
>>148029967
entire tournament has been a joke
>>148029854
That's not aim lock you silver.
>>148029990
>from the guy at popcorn.
>guy at popcorn
>popcorn
Im always one to dismiss those hack claims. but i'm starting to believe the ones about SK
>losing round
>toggles aimbot
>gets 3 instant headshots out of the blue
>>148029861
>i've never been outside my mom's sex dungeon: the post
the curvature is plainly visible if you've ever been at sea or in an airplane
This is the least exciting major finale I've ever watched.
why do people cheer on people aim botting?
what the fuck was that round!?
>>148029990
>popcorn
yeah get out e-sports faggot.
>>148030118
guess you didn't watch Cluj
Was fallen on a scout at that round? What the fuck?
>>148029948
hackers get a bigger advantage on pistol rounds than any other since pistols require headshots so much more.
haha, fer with the jumping prefire
>>148030120
Why do you still keep forcing this unfunny meme, faggot?
>>148030130
it was flat you sheeple
>>148030059
Pointless to worry about it. No amount of fishy clips is proof unless a player actually goes spinbotting. Meanwhile events are not really trying to prevent cheating at LAN and if teams are actually cheating online there's literally nothing you can do because the cheats simply don't get caught.
>jump around the entire site
>only properly check the one angle he is actually at
The gamesense is out of this world
>>148030130
>Round
It's flat anon
>monkeys vs team with a slav and guy with polish surname
go Liquid
>>148030226
good one got me to lol :^)
>>148030225
Are you seriously implying they're not toggling?
There are no measures against cheating if they really want to make millions of dollars.
fagg
I used to think everyone was hacking but then I started watching on go tv and realized I was just bad at the game. But it just doesn't make any sense a lot of the stuff sk does
>>148030202
Is that the one with the crazy Na'Vi boosts? I'm not sure I watched it. I've watched all the others starting with Cologne 2014 (GOTY).
fnx is so sexy ugh
>>148030221
ok so how did the earth get created
coldzera is so legit, insane game sense... wish you could just buy that kind of talent
This is favela's map pick,right?
>>148030216
Yeah using a scout helps hide your aimlock
>Grand final is a BO3.
really CSGOtards..?
>our guys best attempt at winning a major
>losing to cheating monkeys
You guys are just as cancerous as twitch chat.
there are literally multiple people ITT posting flat earth images
what the fuck
>>148030234
>no refutation just attacks
kill yourself
>hurr you can't cheat on lan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nCv7PFL8Gw
>>148030348
>cancerous
it will be 2 wins SK, 2 wins liquid, last win SK
cap this
t. 300+hours into anime
4k hrs csgo
/got/ general top conspiracist
og baneposter
>>148030335
Yes.
>upstart nobody teams start hiring coders
>fnatic and envy stop cheating to sit out the next ESEA ban wave
smart
>>148030274
awww is babby mad VP got ANALLY RAVAGED?
>first tournament to watch
>gf isn't best of 5
what the fuck man
>jdm
you people are retarded
>go to america
>the sky is above your head
>go to australia
>the sky is above your head
the proof is right in front of you, yet you still deny it. it's amazing how brainwashed you people are.
ummm nitro why did you shoot that smoke??
peacemaker is throwing for his br bros
>na push through smoke one by one into best hacker in the world
They deserve to be murdered.
>>148030417
It's a bo3 you fucking mongoloid
>>148030417
its bo3 familia
>>148030386
>>148030345
nitro is cheating too
>>148030234
>Earth level
>Sky level
my fucking sides
>tfw no BO5 gf
How exactly would they chest on a LAN? Aren't the computers provided by the tournament?
>>148030417
maybe you should have spent some of those 4300 hours studying math you fucking loser roflmao
>>148030429
The gambling thing is the big controversy right now but I guarantee by the end of next year, a number of top tier teams will be outed as hackers and the scene will crumble.
>>148030429
Not to mention Flusha all of a sudden losing all his skill after KQLY gets permabanned.
>>148030345
idk m8. Looks like this one is actually p close so far, Liquid is showing signs of life. This first round definitely isn't free. And it's SK's map pick anyway right?
>>148030561
cheats in your gear/steam account
>>148030547
it'd be quicker to list the players who aren't (blatantly, anyway)
>>148030561
kepboard and mouse
>jdm
>>148030449
i went bo5 with ur gf faggot lmao
tactical pause is such a meme
>>148030561
no, it's all their equipment
>>148029683
You do realize people actually fly that way right? I went from Chicago to Dublin and we were North of Newfoundland
>>148030417
>be anime fagnigger
>have not fucking idea what im talking about
seems about right you weebshitter
>>148030561
You put programs in your mouse.
Why do people respond to flat earthers? Are they more retarded than the flat supporters?
>>148030615
>>148030620
dumb kids :D
>>148030393
>sticks in earth prove its flat
The math works the same on the flat earth model
>>148030627
how the fuck did that not land?
>coldzera is totally legit
>>148030441
BRBRBRBR HUEHUEHUEHUEUHEUHEU
Wow, they did the same shit again and got destroyed by the same guy again.
>>148030695
because this game is boring
>>148030549
>Erastothenes has already been debunked you retard.
sure
how? :3
do you guys think liquid shit will be able to get at least 10-12 rounds on cobble so we get decent amount of drops?
>>148030417
i like this "posting your 4chan cv" meme think im gonna start using it
t.
numerous (You)'s every magog general thread
meme connoiseur
flat earth believer
shorts user and proud
>colzera isnt cheating
lol
>yfw valve allows hacking because it creates a large new market in Brazil for their basically f2p game so gambling hooks into kids.
I want someone to kill the SK team.
>>148030754
COLDZERA! SO GOOD
SUCH SKILL
>be american
>get shot on your own fucking game
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
https://twitter.com/SirScoots/status/752167139834941441
>>148029683
this is literally the same flightpath lol
>>148030695
Protip: no one in this thread is genuinely a flat earther
>Coldzera spraying one
>the other two jump into the bullets like niggers into fat white women
>"OMG! SUCH A HACKER!"
Can't you just filter the Flat earth poster? baka
>>148030797
wtf why did scoots block me
will hiko kill himself if liquid lose?
>>148030671
Can't the organization check for stuff like this before letting them use their mouse/keyboard?
HOW DID JDM NOT HEAR FNX LMAOOOO
>3 guys run into cold from ivy
>no flash or anything
>next round
>haha let's try the same thing!
yeah gg
>NA shitposting flat meme to trigger and make people not talk about the Favelas dominating the game
>>148029854
He got a call someone was in ladder and heard the guy tcon
>Cold aimlocking again
How much more blatant does he have to be before people start questioning?
>>148030885
they can and absolutely don't.
>>148030885
esl/valve are either incompetent or actively allowing hacks. There's definitely some back room shit because everyone is afraid of shattering the glass house that is csgo gambling which makes them billions.
reminder that pros have been cheating in this game for 3+ years
>>148030782
yeah your theory sounds great, I bet they sell alot of crates in a country suffering a political and economic crysis
fuck, RIP my fantasy pick 'em gold.
HOW CAN WHITIES EVEN COMPETE
L
M
A
O
>>148030792
You guys really believe they've got hacks into a major, they're in the final - is it not possible the favelas are just good?
>game so shit that poor Brazilians dominate your scene.
lol.
Cbbl game is going into OT for sure
>this is the team that eliminated our guys
Fuck, this match is boring.
>>148030579
If i were a girl i'd go for FalleN. Cuddly tall chubby bear.
https://twitter.com/krimzCSGO/status/751891240505991168
reminder that flat earthers premise their cult on less science than scientology
reminder this is due to inbreeding and incest
Boy, what a "fun" finale. I'm really "glad" Liquid beat Fnatic.
>>148030959
is the sun and moon spinning around the earth?
VP took 1 game from SK, Liquid won't take a single one
BASED FAVELAS BLOWING REDDIT THE FUCK OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzOkza_u3Z8
>>148030993
>is it possible that subhumans are just good?
lol no
>It is a NA thought they had a chance episode
>>148030941
it's taboo to even suggest that someone would use cheats
not even thorin has the balls to call anyone out... literally nothing will change
>>148030979
Poor people are much more likely to gamble and have gambling addictions than people well-off.
lol this looks like a rainbow six siege pub match with all these toggles
>>148031027
what a crybaby
>leave fatties to me
>>148030572
when will NA ever learn?
B R A S I L
R
A
S
I
L
At least it will be a quick 2-0 amd I can get back to creeping on girls on interpals
>>148031121
>Jesus is white meme
Jesus was a shitskin.
It's so "exciting" watching SK play. They "sure" are the "best" team.
>>148031072
Kek, best pic.
>>148031145
>tfw no nuketown csgo map
>>148030986
Can you make taco webm of round 10?
>>148031178
Reported for racism.
Enjoy your ban.
I want to go to a CS event and callout SK about cheating to their face. What do you think would happen?
So, yeah. 2-0
>>148030959
>what is gravity
>>148031182
OH BOY HE MAD
>>148031232
nothing
they would just ignore you
>>148031027
krimz is such a fuccboi
Banter from flusha, karrigan etc is normal and he's so immature he takes it personally
Reminds me of the time he did the 360 teabag in that match against TL on columbus lmao
>tfw went to school with fallen
>hes literally considered a saint by the scene
>mfw he was an absolute cunt and bully to everyone except his few friends
>>148031121
>white jesus
>>148029727
it is, though
>even if SK wins this one, they'll still have less major wins than fnatic
>>148031218
i mean, probably?
what'd he do round 10?
would have to dl the map though
>>148030959
>>148030964
so what about the round shadow of the earth you can see on the Moon during a Lunar eclipse?
checkmate atheist jajaja
>>148031091
As a favela dweller, I don't think anyone here would put real money on this game, I mean if there is people like this here he is being bullied to death by betting real babana dollars on videogames.
>>148030407
i don't understand why this guy could would use steroids
>>148031232
you would become a hero.
>>148031027
>Act arrogant as fuck
>Start crying when you lose and people take the opportunity to banter you
This isn't 2015 anymore, teams will keep humbling them with how disappointing they've been lately. They should tone it down a bit or learn to deal with others trash talking.
likwid think they good for beating autistic euros lmao
>>148030993
Brazilian CS didn't exist until last year when Valve decided to grow the scene.
Suddenly LG/SK, a team that's previous best performance had been runner up in the NA ESEA League and had never placed higher than 5-8th at a major "magically" became the best team in the world and nobody questioned it.
Because that would be racist and favelas just try so so hard
>>148031232
Laugh at you while shoving a trophy in your face.
i had a dream last night that coldzera got vacbanned right in the middle of the game. it was incredible
>>148031273
>being a monkey
lmao kys
>>148031273
post school photo or some shit as proof or gtfo
>>148030993
i'm still not sure if all these kids believe they cheat of if it's just a meme
i mean i get it, it can be VERY hard to care and relate to the brazilians because they look like dirty criminals and shit but jeez, just admit that they can play this game and drop the "lol cheats in mouse and steam account" fantasies
>>148031301
skins aren't real money :^)
guys
>>148031269
fucking idiot he's talking about the retards in social media who lash out at them because they lost their skines
>>148031273
>gamer kid
>bully
kek how gay was your school
>>148031232
With their wallhacks they'd be able to avoid your fat self
>>148031273
The guy is such a bully he started playing CS do own the nerds in the only place they felt powerful.
I respect this.
>>148031335
>Brazilian cs didn't exist
What is mibr, i'm a newfag, hi guys.
>>148031027
what did he mean by this?
>>148031273
>people don't change at all from their middle school/high school personas
naive favela spotted
>>148031352
we dont have online yearbooks
at least didnt when i was still in school ;_;
>>148031273
I believe some form of validation is in order.
>>148031027
oh boohoo... fuck him
>>148031226
you didnt answer my question tho.
REDDIT BTFO
does this board have 0 jannies
>>148031383
he will eat that, tl are bound to comeback
>>148031389
>in the pro scene
He's talking about karrigan and zeus' tweets
>>148031121
>be european
>some jew died 100 years ago
>for your sins, knowing that you'll be sinner anyway
>>148031335
retard or just underage?
>>148031226
>if the sun was 152 min km from earth it wouldn't give a reflection
>doesn't give a reason to why it wouldn't
Every flat earth argument ever
>>148031335
lol
hey guys thanks for containing Thoorin in your game.
- Everyone else in the E sports scene.
redditors on suicide watch
We will be free from this shitfest in 50 minutes boys.
>NA finally beats EU
>Brazilians got there first
>>148031520
literally barely winning shit pub matches
>>148031520
>1.6
>>148031429
people are sending him death threats and shit on his twitter timeline cause they lost their skins
>>148031374
Let's assume the earth is flat; why is shit falling down and not going up or levitating?
>>148031558
N-no problem, when are we getting that payment you promised us though?
>>148031335
this is the kind of posters we get on majors.
Total newfags that just like to spew /pol/ memes.
Awful.
>>148031576
>baiting this hard
>sell your skins and purchase our botnet to play with fat autistic cunts!
>>148031516
>100 years ago
killing jews has been a international past time for 2 millennia mate
>>148031296
>>148031296
NASA projects it there, right?
>>148031558
kill yourself
>>148031576
so both i guess
>>148031273
how do you get bullied by a 5'9" neckbeard?
if you saw the fucking chads I had to deal with, you'd kill yourself
>>148031558
No problem Reddit!!
>>148031612
lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tGPgHdODqs
>mfw bet on our monkeys
Also the earth is round.
>>148031558
t. dotard cuck
>>148031551
That's not CSGO retard
>>148031670
>if you saw the fucking chads I had to deal with, you'd kill yourself
>bullying is real
get a load of this guy, you were probably just a little faggot
pixelsearch fov + sound esp = rip finals
>>148031558
-sincerely, /d2g/
>>148031617
Density.
It's really simple.
>>148031504
pretty sure vg too
this general was against fnatic yesterday
surprisingly silent today when their team is losing
oh man this is going to be the easiest skins ive ever won
NA hype is the best thing in /bet/
>>148031520
>CPL Brazil
>CPL Chile
>2006 CPL Brazil
>digiLAB 2006
>>148031738
>>148031707
Do you really want us to call Loda to bash you guys up again?
>>148031612
>>148031027
Since he's saying "in the proscene" I think he's aiming that tweet towards pro players and not the audience?
>Coldzera is "the most" efficient player.
>>148030876
you gambled
>>148031558
>dotards this mad because they don't have competent people in their shit scene
Hey guys I used to sell drugs with fer back in the favela days, he was a pretty cool guy but used beat up his girlfriend.
I don't have any kind of proof so you'll have to take my word for it.
Reminder to report EVERY flat earth post
Reminder that SK are cheating monkeys
>>148031743
Pretty sure that's just the glow from the sun, not the actual size of it that's shrinking.
>>148031747
nice meme face!
>>148031801
I AM a dotard silly
keep asperger man in csgo
>>148031856
i've been reporting them all
and these 3 faggots are still posting
who's paying them
I shagged Thorin's mum back in the day
>>148031218
>>148031754
1st kill
>>148031740
Alright, we have confirmed that you're retarded. Now, why are you still posting in this thread?
>>148031848
>pretty cool guy but used beat up his girlfriend.
i literally can't think of anything more contradictory
>>148031802
Use your brain. There aren't kids sending death threats and whining about muh skines in the non-pro CS scene.
>>148031881
holy shit Loda just shave it off and wear a hat you idiot
>>148031893
he'll switch if the money stops flowing in cs. He has literally 0 knowledge of any game besides anything he reads on reddit/twitter.
>>148031226
>the horizon is hundreds of miles away
what
>>148031942
>>148031884
light bends when it travels from a rare medium to a dense medium
>>148031884
>atmosphere doesn't refract light
Have you never shown a flashlight into a fish tank?
>>148031884
its the same effect that causes train tracks look like they converge in the distance while theyre paralel all the way you uneducated faggot
>>148031834
thorin has been trying to get into the dota scene for months now but no one there wants him lmao
>>148031942
Lol poor jdm, he doesn't deserve that much hate desu.
>>148031942
I can't believe people can say that taco is hacking here when jdm is fucking jumping and running around
>>148032035
You should be gulagged
>>148031740
are you retarded im doing a degree in chemistry so i know thats not how density works
>>148032060
>that's where the sun is
but this happens in thousands of places at once
>>148031218
>>148031754
>>148031942
2&3rd kill
>>148031884
>Having angled rays isn't possible with a sun 93 million miles away
I seriously hope you aren't fucking serious
>>148032035
kys, seriously.
>>148031881
Say what you will about DOTA (it's shit), but Kelly is so damn fine.
>>148031878
>>148031884
You do realize that flat earth has no answer to fictitious forces such as the coriollis effect right?
If you can't present a model of flat earth that doesn't match wit our current, then it is a worse model.
>>148031834
rofl thorin tries to get in dota every month or so and get his crap 50mins videos bashed to oblivion
csgo doesnt have any real analysts to call him out on his bullshit
>>148032060
by that logic the sun is barely 2 miles high
planes would literally collide with it
>>148032094
>im doing a degree in chemistry so i know thats not how density works
pffttttthhahahahahahahahahha
>>148032035
And crazy theories pass through one stage
>First it is posted on a japanese anime imageboard for teenagers
and then that is it, no one notices or cares about retarded nonsense. Remember to report and ignore
>>148031884
LMAO from that angle the sun would have to be literally just above the clouds to support youre retarded theory
>>148031970
well, some people behave differently according to who they are with. This creates some kind of duality in our perception of them, like the disturbed hero or the soft hearted villain.
>>148031942
VACO will become the GOAT in 2 years.
>>148032130
lmao simple getting cocky
anyone have the WEBm of s1mple 2king fnatic on mirage with the awp.
the one where he kills dennis for the clutch?
>>148032060
You are a fuckin retard, there is a cloud in the way you fuckin animal, it is doing the distortion on the light you see. You are actually so stupid i shouldn't even reply.
>>148031046
>no source in any image search engine
I hate life.
>>148032156
delete this right NOW
>>148032253
They didn't play Mirage. It was on Cache and against Krimz and Olof.
>people are still legitimately responding to actual inbred autists
>>148031218
>>148031754
>>148031942
>>148032130
4th kill
hiko chokes this hard
>>148032274
>>148032274
>>148032274
>>148032274
>>148032274
New thread for Map 2. You flat earth faggots can stay here.
Finals are so boring that people are discussing dota/earth
>>148031942
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOSE HACKS
-/csgog/, 2016
>>148032313
sorry there
>>148032253
I didn't actually know that crouching increases your noscope accuracy by that much
I tried dming with it today and hit pretty much 90% of my shots with enemies <10m from me
>>148032054
he is a fucking clown
>actually cheering for the favorites
>actually cheering for the cheaters
>actually cheering for favelas
No self-respecting white person wants SK to win. You're as big a cuck as NBK if you do.
what should i toggle to look legit as possible in comp?
>>148032324
nigga are you for real?
>>148032165
>implying he makes dota videos
>implying dota monkeys can even read or write english
lol
>>148032324
>240 post early
You can't possible be this retarded.
Fuck off already.
>>148032324
200 posts to early my nigga
>>148032373
speed and spinbot obviously
>>148032373
your brain you nigger
Did you guys see that white blonde hanging out with the Brazilian fans?
>>148032157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6kp0ramXGs
Coriolis effect is literally one of the best evidence for a flat earth,
guys i betted on the le jewish golfing overweight reactions man
AMERICANS
>>148032364
im glad you learned something new!
Non-Swedish finals are so boring.
Not even 700k viewers for grand final, lmao.
Why were NiP and Fnatic scrapped from the script anyways?
>They won a pistol
Wew
>>148032373
>a favela monkey is hacking
not surprised desu
Hey guys, d2g here, just want to tell ya, your threads are the best, all this salt because Brazilians are winning your tournaments, low anime posting and insufferable avatar fagging, top bantz and a fucking FLAT EARTHER defecating with his fingers, stay gucci m8
>>148032417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stWBmeWeJGg
also found this video lol(icefrog is dota's main dev)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcR9_UgHfmc
How would it be possible to hack? Wouldn't you need to install some hack.exe or some shit first on these comps they are using? How does it even work?
OUR BOYS FLIPSIDE MADE IT TO FINALS
AFTER ALL
>>148032493
reddit writes the escripts
>>148032372
>being this mad
Please, I am a favela and I am cheering for SK, but I am also cheering for liquid (besides the fact that they also have a favela in the team) they put in a lot of work, and you can see how much they want to win.
>>148032557
second vid is about csgo you cuck
>>148032565
yeah they do that because the admins aren't doing their jobs
Help me pick.
who /mike sampat/ here
ez liquid
>>148032624
you're the one who can't read I guess
look at the title of the youtube vid and then the comment I made on my post
>>148032621
>Please, I am a favela
Then you're not white and I'm not talking about you.
what are sk's chances ?
>>148032486
Thx :)
>>148032698
99%
>>148032372
yeah yeah shut up kid.
>>148032648
3rd from the top
>>148032648
Second from bottom looks pretty good.
>>148032698
100%.
>>148032565
anything is possible if you put enough money in it. even if you don't have the technical skills to do something like that, there's always proficient hackers who will code you a private hack for a nice sum of cash.
>VACO
>>148032648
Go with ooIoI-0
Tbh I think you might be getting scammed, they all look to like the same girl
>LIQUID LOSES AN ANTI ECO
>>148032692
>Thorin's Thoughts - Counter-Strike Needs an IceFrog (CS:GO)
>Counter-Strike
>CS:GO
dotacucks thinks this vid is about dota
holy fuck im getting cancer here TL
WOW
>>148032493
Overused, their brands are done.
Godsent was in the works but actors arent good enough even with master choreographer.
that guy that run from A to B is a fucking idiot holy shit
People unironically thought a NA team could win anything
Top kek delusional faggots
Is cold the best player?
>hiko
>HIKO
>HIKO
>HIKO
>HIKO
>HIKO
>HIKO
>liqshit
>Cold with another clutch headshot through smoke
wew
HAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAH
>AMERICANS
AMERICANS
>AMERICAN COUNTER STRIKE GLOBAL OFFENSIVE
>US CS
LMAOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
nice bomb plant nitr0
>Liquid
fucking reee
>its a Simple lost his team a round by being a cocky slav episode
rofl
>>148032780
fuck off subhuman
ok now sk is just toi fucking blatant
what
the
fuck
Good game.
>>148032903
he aimlocks literally every round so - yes?
Just fuck my shit up - Liquid
>>148032862
that's koreans for you
Newfag here, is it true an NA team has never won a major?
>>148032464
The coriolis effect does not show up on things like sinks in any meaningful way, it's not how it works, you can run the numbers yourself, the force is minimal.
The only place you're going to see the coriolis effect affect anything is in large cloud pattern.
I think the effect in bullets was minimal.
>>148032648
3rd from bottom.
post yfw liquid btfo
>>148032901
unfortunately there is a country on this planet where losing is winning so
after this tournament liquid will be presented as winners
>>148032856
yeah but how could you bring your own personal hack to lan? basically my question in previous post
why announcer with american accent says "c-zed" instead of "CZ" like normal american ? is a cuck to euro ?
I'm just gonna go to the next CS LAN and beat the shit out of coldzera, I'm done, valve can't allow this farce to continue
>>148032648
Thorin?
"very subtle, taco"
what did he mean by this
>>148032942
Nice one tough guy. Are you upset? wanna talk about it?
>>148032903
best midgetmonkey toggler yea
>>148032884
it's about how shitty cs go balance is
>jdm misses again
oh boy liquid are in trouble after simple leaves
>>148032989
No NA team has ever made it past semis.
>cheating monkeys get a second major win
>>148032989
This is first time they've ever even been to a final kek
>>148033015
lol
>>148032884
I never said it was about dota(even though it is)
I just saw that when I searched in youtube and thought it was funny that thorin has a video about how dota is better
just accept that thorin is an opportunist sucking money from the cs:go scene just like he tries to do with any other lucrative esport
>>148032697
I am white though.
>>148033015
no you wont hes from favela fer is gonna spray u with his mac
>they don't even have a hot cs go pro player in the analyst desk
>>148032989
we won last major tho
Or should I go here instead. 1/2.
>>148033003
What team would be #1 in the world if cheating did not exist at all?
I'd honestly still lean towards fnatic, Na'Vi or VP.
>>148033105
sauce?
>>148033040
yeah yeah shut up kid.
>>148033123
I could literally take the SK team 1 on 5 they are soft as fuck
>>148032991
So now the coriolis effect doesn't matter suddenly?
If it was truly real then pilots would have to compensate a lot for it
HOW CAN WHITES EVEN COMPETE???
AHHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAUHEUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUHEUEHU
>>148033087
When/If Simple leaves, Team Liquid will go right to shit and lose to teams like CLG.
>>148033145
Me and my 4 friends.
>>148033145
fnatic imo
>>148033145
probably a lot easier for favelas
everyone else in the scene is fucking lazy
>>148033145
>if cheating did not exist
>Fnatic
If you want my pepes, you just have to ask.
>>148033145
>fnatic not cheating
is this a new meme?
>>148033130
fuck me those prices are cheap for those girls if I'm reading right, 80k/100k won?
something's not right here anon, there's a reason why they don't show faces lol
>>148033145
SK you dumb silver
>jdm
>jdm
>>148033145
Tyloo
>>148032989
This is the first time they got past semis
mrw after the final they'll read full list of cheaters on this major, VACban them live and announce Gambit winners
>jdm rifle
im crying, lads
>>148033145
1. NIP
2. Astralis
3. fnatic
4. Liquid
9999999. SK
>>148033130
1st and 2nd thoorin
nice peek.
liquid can't even win 4v2s
They're so bad in mid to late round decisions
>>148033165
lmao holy fuck take a deep breath man, it's just a game.
Good luck
>>148033290
how much is this in $/€ ?
EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES EZ SKINES
>>148033130
>>148033145
>fnatic
>won any major without cheating
8/8
Liquid's tilted. GG
>>148033362
like 80k won is 56 quid even after our currency got fucked
>>148033330
i wish
>nacucks thought they could win
rofl
>>148033145
Gambit. Literally everyone else in the top 20 are cheating
I've already licked my gf's ass
How do I get her to lick mine
>>148033130
How much a night?
>>148033362
1000₩ =$1
why does this fat english guy keep saying the word madness
>its a Liquid struggles to 2v1 a guy thats out in the open even when spraying rifles at them
>>148033261
I'm saying they'd still be #1 even if they turned off cheats. They're not otherwise bad. Cheats are just pushing them over the edge.
>>148033474
It's a pretty good word to say has a nice ring to it
>>148033290
It's cheap because "massage girls" are extremely popular since porn is illegal.
>>148033443
This triggers me
>>148033380
Always go for the biggest tits famalan. If her face ends up being ugly as sin you still at least have the tits.
>>148033145
NiP
aka our boys
>>148033172
As I said, the force is too small, do you even know what the coriolis force is?
Fc = -mω x v
So, since the earth's angular velocity is so damn small, you're only going to see the effect on large cloud patterns, which we can see, and actively take into account.
>>148033458
i think you might want to get a boyfriend instead
should I sell my liquid stickers immediately and buy SK instead?
Will it even matter tomorrow which team wins?
>>148033380
>지수
damn thicc as fuck my dick
also 인천 prices are cheap wtf
Newfag here. Why are your grand finals a bo3? I thought this was a major tournament.
I'm an American
please see picture attached
love my wife's son
>>148033458
ask her?
thats how I got mine to
but she was a big whore who loved anal so it wasnt too big of a strech
I know it's just bait but I think everyone who thinks the earth is flat should probably be denied the ability to procreate
also, brazillians are obviously cheating, cold was always a mediocre rifler at best, you can see him lock in gotv if you just spectate him
>>148033529
alright that's fair
>>148033380
fuck senpai just get them all if you have money otherwise the second one in this pic
>>148033380
you know these pictures are fake? the cup sizes dont even match the picture stupid gooklover
>>148033012
>how
how they hell do i know? that's why it's called a /private/ hack, buddy. vac is shit, csgo isn't that complicated of a game, and they're plenty of OS and hardware exploits that nobody knows about. mouse hardware has become advanced enough that they hold their own microprocessors and memory, and they could be theoretically loaded with an exploit, activated by a string of key presses without being detected by either vac or the operating system.
>>148033538
ah, makes sense, thinking about what 55-70 quid would get you here in the city made me laugh.
where's s1mple ?
>>148033538
wtf why is porn illegal?
>>148033628
lmao I just saw jdm "lock" too
>>148033574
>Fc = -mω x v
Fc = -2mω x v
Forgot the 2 there.
>>148033610
Newfag also here.
I think it's because, on their own at their longest a single match can take up to 90 minutes plus timeouts.
>trying to shoot through smoke and tries to shoot the guy behind fountain perfectly when he couldn't know he was there
How can they get away with this?
>>148033610
because unlike assfaggots csgo has actual maps
Did taco just fucking try to shoot at a guy that was behind a statue because a smoke he totally didn't aimlock through faded? If that's not toggling then i don't know what is.
>>148033458
Are you a sissy boy? I'd like to lick sissy's assholes.
>>148033610
valve hates csgo thats why
>>148033621
good meme
>>148033610
The better team wins BO3 in CSGO
>Fallen toggling this hard on LAN
wew laddy
>>148033742
yuppppppppppppppp :)
W A L L E N
A
L
L
E
N
fucking jdm is so shit
this is embarassing, Fnatic could have beat SK
>elige
>>148033621
>>148033704
yeah but you don't see him pick up rifles and get a 4k, two to three times in a row
>taco spraying at people through smokes and the statue at b
Uhhhh...gotards?
>>148033658
Information may be inaccurate, but there are hundreds of companies offering services.
"I think jumping accuracy on the socut should be reduced"
-Fallen
\__
It feels like most ecos this tournament have been won by the ecoing team. Unless it's Liquid obviously.
>>148033795
they're getting so brazen now
>>148033830
don't reply to me or my wife's son ever again
>>148033702
Pornographic websites, books, writings, films, magazines, photographs or other materials of a pornographic nature are illegal in South Korea, although the law is not regularly enforced. Distribution of pornographic material can result in a fine or a two-year prison sentence. Since 2009, all pornographic websites have been blocked by the South Korean government. In 2012 the Ministry of Public Administration and Security released statistics that cited 39.5% of South Korean children having experienced watching online pornography, with 14.2% of those who have viewed online pornography reportedly "wanting to imitate" it.[15]
>These faggots discussing kinematics in a electronic shooter game
For what purpose?
>>148033819
>what about...
fuck off swede it's time for
BIG
BRAZILIAN
COCK
>Wallen makes crazy scout kills
>caster camera stays on some e away from the fight
Lmao they won't even show his POV anymore it is so obvious
>fnatic lost to this
Reminder that Valve won't take further measures to prevent cheating because "it's impossible to cheat on LAN"
Did the br's toggle midway through train? Taco isn't fooling anyone and that antieco scout from FalleN just now on cobble.
>>148033742
You confused with the door behind that from that perspective, had the same color as the statue.
AHHAHAHA how the fuck do Liqshit fuck this up so hard
right there Fallen gets 2 more kills than he should
I see. I see.
Liquid is back to being shit
FUCK THE AWP
>>148033927
b-but dedicatiun and hard wohk :^)
>half the people in the thread rn have never played cs
Should I sell my liquid stickers (normal) and buy SK stickets?
Anyone got that fnatic girl webm?
>>148034045
>half
>>148034014
T O G G L E
O
G
G
L
E
Tell me about bane, why does he wear the hacks.
Goodbye s1mple. Won't see him be relevant ever again.
yes yes well done Liquid well done
HOWEVER
>be ESL
>Finish the script with Liquid winning the tournament to attract the typical merifats with the "muh underdog" mentality and attract more of em like dota
>send the script to teams
>Monkeys cannot read English and aren't toggling off
>Coldzera hits a headshot through door with the AWP
>camera is conveniently looking at Jdm fart around elsewhere
EVERY. TIME.
>>148033904
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
Hey my name is alex (the girl name lol ;) and...
I NEED
BRAZILIAN
SEED
>>148033942
There were the only ones who could beat the cheating monkeys.
RIP
>>148034045
>he's a gameshitter
lmao gtfo its esports time
easy 60 minute 2-0
>>148033904
It all began with comparing ignorant posters who couldn't deal with pros cheating to flat-earthers.
>SK are legit
I want to believe that they are cheating because I'm massively butthurt but honestly... It looks like they're just better than the rest.
these casters are boring
dead game dead everything
and pls keep thoorin
>>148034157
JW's face was a mistake.
>>148034049
just buy nip stickers, every newbie is their fan and if they get don't qualify to next major (qualifiers will be fucking stacked this time), they won't get new stickers, making the old ones more valuable
source: i don't know shit, but i might be right
Should I sell my liquid stickers (normal) and buy SK stickers?
>>148034123
can't win against blatant cheaters.
admins don't give a fuck.
MY NAME IS RHONDA
AND I NEED
BRAZILIAN
ANACONDA
>NA shitposters strangely absent from this thread
hmmmmmm
>4 ROUNDS LOST IN A ROW AND NO TIMEOUT
Is liquid throwing
THROW THE MATCH SK
I NEED ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET A FUCKING CRATE
I hate coldzera so fucking much but I don't want Liquid to win because they're literally only in the final because of pure fucking luck.
STOP PEEKING (LIQUID)
>cold blatantly triggerbotting
>this is fine
Remember that this is a T-sided map
>Liqshit
>>148034292
you have to have it to throw it
how the fuck is this throwing
what up now, Americans?
lmaoing@rntbqhwufamily
>>148034190
senpai tell me you gon fugg them
>>148034292
what are they gonna do, code better hacks?
because nitro's aimbot totally did nothing after that aimpunch lol
>>148034292
Script says timeout is at 10-4
We never see fallen or cold's point of view when they make these running awp headshots where they barely see a pixel of the enemy, I wonder why
>>148034247
the dev doesn't give a fuck
this is the game you've chosen to play
enjoy your cuck revolver and annual operation
>>148034276
lmao it's pretty funny how most na shitters start disappearing as soon as shitquid loses a few ecos.
S1mple nonexistant today.
>its a "Hiko is the last man left" episode
>>148034362
>timeout at round 15
sure thing
>>148034336
its their map pick famicon
desu they should have picked dust 2, cbbl is way too close
Shitquid.
Alright cucks. Post 1 (one) single fucking clip that proves beyond any doubt whatsoever that any of the SK members are cheating?
Why the fuck have the camerman not shown Fallens PoV for like 8 first-kill in rounds in a row?
wow amerifats this is quite embarrassing
>Coldzera perfect gamesense all game long when there's an enemy near him
>literally goes from 100-0 in a basic molotov
seems legit
>>148034362
i love this meme
Hellooooo Redditors eeeh I mean Americans
see picture
SK hacking like the favelas they are
>>148034432
csgog said so so they are cheating anon!
>>148034432
No one is cheating, it is just retards being retards
>>148034432
the coldzera clip on overpass
JDM ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This final is even worse than LG vs Navi at Columbus
Have we reached peak CS? Will we ever experience as good pro CS as 2013-2014?
>>148034276
There's nothing to shitpost about when we've been here before, monkeys gonna toggle
>>148034432
watch the entire columbus series dipshit
it is statistically impossible to make 3 jump awp kills in that situation, there have been numerous videos about it but it was all conveniently forgotten
\__ O U N G I N
>>148034335
><3
>>148034432
This entire tournament
>>148034531
>>148034532
t. blind redditors
JDM is preforming, as expected of best boy. Shame about his team.
JDM COUNTERHACKING
THIS IS THE GAME WE WERE WAITING FOR
ez
>cold prefiring a fake peak
Literally bannable in overwatch, why is this allowed at a major
JDM HOLY SHIT
\_ounging
>both teams blatantly wall hacking
what took everyone so long to just swallow their pride and do what fnatic did?
How the fuck is JDM so accurate while slouching in his chair like that
>SK been wrecking liquid the whole game
>JDM gets an ace
>"UHH MY GAD JDM ACE"
lmao 50-50 casting
>SK completely leaving A long not giving a fuck
>haven't even gotten full info from B long but still leaving A open
>could easily be flanked by 1 or 2 players sneaking
So legit!
>>148034335
>t-sided maps
Are we even playing the same game dude?
>>148034432
I just say they're hacking because they're much better than liquid and certainly better than me.
>whenever they decide they are gonna hit some crazy shots
the mask is falling
>tfw monkeys were toggling against EU it was funny because fuck EU
>tfw it's not funny anymore
>>148034561
>swedestain era
no thank you, fuck off euronigger
>its a awper killing all the riflers episode
Another game ruined by OP awp...
whats the script?
>THEY ARE HACKING
>FUCKING CHEATING MONKEYS
lmao americucks
Arent brazilians "subhumans"?
THIS OBSERVER IS FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTT
>cold
>legit
Thanks god dota will never be this shit, this game is toggle wars
It's too obvious at this point
nice anti eco amerifats
What the fuck is wrong with this camerman?
We're missing like 90% of all the kills in the game
lol RIP the NA dream
its a shame it had to happen on these boring shitty maps
>lose that round
>>148034632
no cause you are obviously playing in silver
>NA
reddit right now
>There's always gonna be fishy shit, but there is WAY too much fishy shit and miracle plays going on to be legit.
>>148034668
this is the future you chose
>>148034746
gee i wonder why
Recycle
>>148032274
>>148034630
Are you retarded, liquid keep moving fast so they make too much sound. go rewatch that round.
If a miracle happens and VAC detects all their self-written shit(impossible), how would they even get the money back from third worlders?
It's gonna be neatly tucked away in some mob boss's safe.
>>148034758
cobble and nuke are such a shitty maps holy fuck
Bring inferno back godammit
Liquid no chance, my friends.
>cold just toggling his ass off
I am disgusted
"They boosted everyone back, except for Hiko of course. Someone has to be left behind"
>>148034796
I don't know how they have the gall to say that after all the """""miracle""""" plays their team had yesterday
Anyone who has ever been to Brazil or understands the way things are in Brazil should not at all be surprised at SK cheating. They just don't see it as a big of a deal, they think that once other teams start cheating it's fair game for them to cheat as well, the rules are more there for "if you get caught"
>>148034568
>vampire bloodlines
>>148034630
>WHAT IS SOUND BOYS, I AM A SILVER.
>>148034880
he's a big guy
>>148034762I don't even play ranked. I've only been playing for about a week now, just going off what I see since it seems just about every match has been "lead as CT or you get fucked when you team swap."
>>148034823
nothing will happen, same as when kqly was banned
>>148034823
they're gonna get away with it 100%
best case scenario is that coming tournaments start actually checking people's shit
>>148034371
why did they stop releasing pov demos anyway? that's a rhetorical question. i hope this shitty game's scene crashes and burns
did anders just say 'fuckups'
>>148034675
>MLG Columbus
>good CS
>>148034562
>it is statistically impossible to make 3 jump awp kills in that situation
jump awp shots are RNG and RNG is fucking server-sided, client-sided cheats won't help you there
but monkeys are cheaters anyway
>>148034731
>>148034735
>>148034758
>NA excuses
How does it feel being always shit? go back to dota where they actually follow the script. Don't even like them monkeys but seeing you getting butthurt like that its worth it.
HURR DURR NITRO HACK DURR HERP DERP
Oh, wait, nevermind. I'm not a butthurt NA.
>you can literally watch fnx toggle his ass off on gotv
how can one game developer be this incompetent?
Liquid only made it to the grand final because of the seeding.
lmao
t. G2
>>148035075
I'm not from the American continent
Here's my OC. Please rate and (you)vote.
>Amerifats crying while they team get completely wrecked by huehues
Today is a good day
>>148035015
it was quote from some shitty action movie
im done
Liquid is tilted and panicking so hard lmao. There's lots of time left and they're still running around every round giving sound cues like nobody's business. Reminds me of my mm games where everyone thinks that a round has to be a minute long
>>148035194
there are two american continents, anon
SK is literally toggling. I'm watching on gotv. The observers are conveniently not watching sk
>>148035230
t. gold nova
>>148035252
he said THE american continent tho
>>148035252
Yes I am from neither of those which part of I'm not from the American continent do you not understand aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS SO FAST I THOUGHT LIQUID WON
Silver 1 here. what are the uses of smokes? Whats the point?
"You can't script this" - Cummler
>you can't script this
This damage control
"you can't script this" ~semmler
oh boy :^)
>YOU CANT SCRIPT THIS
Illuminati confirmed
>you can't script this
"You can't script this."
E P I N
>>148034562
You know that only 1 of the shots was a hit, right?
>>148035307
wow, really?
>>148035151
Titan never made it out of the groups..
'you cant script this' kek
>>148034880
>>148034935
kekking
REKT 9 LMAO
Woops toggled too hard
>they thought liquid had a chance
get fucked liquid we have better cheats
>>148035315
Spot on actually
>fer
you literally cannot get more obvious than that. were they showing his pov on the stream?
>>148035478
To get "lucky shots" through
This is why it's so popular with pros because they just aimlock through the smoke
this is so fucking boring, Astralis matches were the best to watch
>>148035478
>drop a smoke on a chokepoint
>enemies can't see me
>I can still see them
What time does the sticker sale end? When am I supposed to sell them?
>So they really thought they had a chance huh
>>148035872
Nope lol
>>148035872
they weren't. webm please
ez
FUCK ALL THE BR
GET FUCKED DISGUSTING CHEATERS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>148033330
this. right now.
This shit was boring af, thanks god Portugal - France is tonight
>>148036167
? But the cheaters won?
>>148035872
>asking if they had a pov on any SK member
dont be ridiculous mate
This has to be the most boring major final I've ever seen.
Liquid eliminated our guys just to get run over like that.
What a blunder.
who did the script of the grand final? pretty shit desu, you need better writers
>>148036082
you want a webm of two running tec9 kills?
if the next major is this crap im done
that was boring as fuck
nothing can top katowice 2016 desu
>NA still has 0 majors
>NA still has 0 majors
>NA still has 0 majors
>NA still has 0 majors
>NA still has 0 majors
>NA still has 0 majors
>liquid wins
>USA USA USA
>SK wins
>TOGGLE TOGGLE TOGGLE FAVELA BULLSHIT HACKS
lmaoing at LG for giving everything up
2:0 script is a turd.
They could at least give us 3:0
>>148036430
whats your point? Beating cheaters is exciting, losing to cheaters is frustrating
>>148036430
>brazil is still poor shithole
>>148031825
>tfw even girls have more armpit hair than you do
Americans only won at mobas, skill based games they are all shit, too much fat
>>148036619
BO3
WE SMART
WE LOYAL
WE FRIENDLY
WE ARE FROM BRASIL!!
BASED ELEAGUE BANNING CHEATING MONKEYS
>>148036824
>LG
uh???????????????
>>148036629
>cheating on fucking ESL computers
>nip wins
>gtr cries, because he won that fucking major, it was his goal
>favelas win
>they just smile, because ez money
but fallen won't shut up about hard work
coldzera is a jew btw
>>148036824
>7-1
Toggle all you like but you will never live this down.
Should i dump my liquid stickers now or should i wait for the end of sale anyway?
>simple lost the will to fight before the event
It was visible on cam just how nervous he was.
I think he's done, favela rape will traumatize him for life.
>>148036972
>what is mouse software
>>148036972
what are you trying to imply? You know cheats aren't on the actual computers right? fuck you are new
whos this semen demon?
>>148037106
They cried last major, on their first victory.
Did you see fnatic cry on their majors last year? No.
>>148037106
when you win the second one and this easy there is no reason to cry.
>>148037106
THIS
fucking cheating monkeysthis was NiP's major...
>>148037240
Pretty sure the only way Liquid got this far was by recruiting second generation EU immigrants. Talentless continent.
anyone got pov from shara spinbotting? it feels like something's got to happen soon. major viewers halved, player count declining and cheaters winning.
I mean, no one would cheat to win $500k twice in a row
>>148037240
Keep them. They'll be worth a shit tonne when they break up and never reform after the disappointment.
>>148037525
No.
500k, before the org gets their share, it gets tax deduced, and divided between 5-6 people.
That's way less than 100k per player, winning twice is the equivalent of having a decent job.
It's nothing to write home about by itself.
>>148037573
but they'll for sure attend at least one more major, just for that sticker money
where the webms at
>>148037692
lol if you think these guys pay taxes
csgog dead
>>148037692
>Org share
This is a non issue anymore. I don't know about SK specifically but big teams like Fnatic and NiP have contracts that let them have all the winnings. Been like that for more than a year.
Monkeys likely got a very good contract with SK.
>>148037915
They're in the US working so yes they have to
>>148037692
so even if they get 50k from that pool, they got twice that already in half a year
on top of all the smaller tournament prizes and leagues
>>148038090
Sticker cash as well. Just imagine how much money gets wasted on that trash.
>>148038090
You make way more from the salary itself
It's why NA teams cares so little about winning because they get their money anyway
>>148038019
With that you upgrade from a decent job, to a good job.
s1mple will now transition into a beautiful woman
this loss was too much for her
Someone post the fnatic grill webm
>>148037692
100k for a monkey is literally infinite money
>>148039764
It's about 330k, with that you can buy a small house.
Plus, they're living in the US.