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memes

>>148012486
are the going to toggle their minis?

SirScoots did nothing wrong.

4 mb update. What could it be? Stickers on sale yet?

5th

Faze or SK broken doritos?

>>148012801
whichever logo do you like the best, unless you're trying to """""invest"""""

>>148012867
fuck senpai I made $50 in a day from MLG

>>148012867
ok, which logo should I """""""""""invest"""""""""" into?

Who else /MaxBetOnLiquid/ here?

>>148013072
really hoping no one for the sake of you all

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>cs:go stops being honeypot esport

>finally relevant prizepools

>yuros always cared because without even shit tier prize pools they couldn't afford food, water, or their oppressive taxation for muslim refugees.


>but now that majors are worth something yuros have been fully and utterly cucked by NA

just like the other esport of relevance

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I know "haha rofl rip fnatic" but if they lose to liquid and nips already out to flipside, who's going to stop the favellas?????

>>148013182
eu never played cod tho....

>>148011554
Zowie FK1 if your hands are 18cm+, or FK2 if they are any smaller.

>>148013209
if they can lose to fucking liquid then how would you rate their chances even the favetogglers? lmao

>be bad
>import european starplayer
>be good
>think you are better than europeans
can someone explain this to me? surely amerigotards don't think this way haha

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>it's a "Depressed, Tumblr, Anime Bhopper with a stolen 12 year Steam account"

do you fags really think you're fooling anyone?

>>148013353
this is exactly my point...
they were our last hope...

>>148013379
nearly 9 years feels good senpai

>>148013363
Simple is carrying but you can't be serious if you think you can swap out the other 4 and win against fnatic. See: old simple team
Elige was popping off as well

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>Want to get myself an A1 Hyper Beast
>Put a cheeky jewy buy order on the market
>Go to sleep thinking no one will sell that cheap anyway
>Wake up and someone sold me even $3 cheaper than the buy order

>>148013446
did your original account get vac too kanojo? mines the same date since i was an underage stupid shit that cheated on my first account back in the day. buying accounts is incredibly gay

who /OlderThan20ButNotANEETLoser/ here?

>22
>studying engineering
>been playing since 1.5

Why does reddit like s1mple? He's cringy af and a cancer player

>>148013460
im just baiting desu lad

>>148013630
>buying A1 skins

y tho?

>>148013715
>silvers

>>148013415
baka, brace ourselves for the dark times ahead, as HLTV will be flooded with unending tides of Brazilian flags.
These favelas are not even trying to hide it anymore, their blatancy makes late 2015 EnVyus looks like legit players.

>>148013661
cause he shit on fnatic without even having to zoom in across the map?

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>na team finally makes the final after years
>theyre being carried by a european

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>>148013209
Leave favelas to me

>>148013643
I didnt cheat because I was scared id fuck up my pc

>>148013715
You use A4 on some maps and A1 on others, silly.

>>148013321
I have to import zowie gear. they don't sell their stuff in nig nog land

the logitech g500s looked nice but its sold out everywhere.

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>>148013843
>>148013754

>handicapping yourself and thinking silencers are relevant with todays headphone game

>>148013661
Most leddit numale cucks want that 3rd worlder piece of shit to succeed and get out of his hellhole of a country.

>Meme List
Logitech G400
Logitech G400s
Performance MX
Razer Deathadder 2013
Steelseries Rival
Zowie AM
Zowie EC1 eVo
Zowie EC2 eVo
Zowie FK1

>>148014110
can you PLEASE add deathadder chroma aswell I NEED to be a meme user

>>148014149
thats in the elder meme tier

>>148014110
>tfw i fell for the zowie meme back in 2013 then watching everyone meme it in early 2015 after shitters like steel/dazed/moe(for a month) discovered it

give me ideas for OC about Team Liquid

>>148014110
add the intellimouse 1.1 dumb redditor

>>148014110
also should add final mouse

that is a 100% meme mouse

>>148014374
WUN

>>148014415
DABS

>>148014360
>>148007534

>>148014415
TAPS

Is Logitech G5 considered a meme mouse?

EU getting bodied like a numale retard they are

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>C9 status
>L-L-LUDICROUS KILL

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>>148014601
every mouse is a meme mouse

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>>148013460
>Elige was popping off as well
What a popper

>>148014675
this

some are just more meme and legendary meme than others.

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>>148014738
Look at all those popping team liquid members are doing.

Simple could have done it with any tier 1 team. TL couldn't have done it without simple.

>>148014675
so he's a confirmed hick?

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>Carrying a match
>tfw somebody on your team picks up an AK and throws it to you for your M4 because you're better with it

>>148013969
it's about being easier to spray

>end game scoreboard with blatant name change spamming cheater
>ranks load
>not even global
>600 hours in game

>>148014995
hes half-jew, think from his moms side.

>>148013969
The A1 is better at long ranges.
For example, I'm more comfortable with an A1 guarding squeaky from highway on Cache

Umm guys, I just won a comp match and the score was 10-11. Has valve changed something? There was one leaver.

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>>148015298

the other team prob surrendered

>>148014675
on dazed stream one time they were laughing about when hiko worked at the concrete plant, and they mostly made cenotaphs. Hiko would apparently stay up all night playing CS, and then be so tired he would fuck up the names on the cenotaphs.
fat jew

A reminder that Thoorin is literally a gold nova with zero idea about the game.

>>148015343
Yeah that's probably it, guess I just wasn't paying attention enough.

>>148015368
Is he?
I've heard reports of him being Eagle.

>>148015428
yeah from what i've heard, he plays tried to play atleast 1 mm a game when he's not at events and that he's around the LE/LEM mark

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I don't keep up with gotard shit anymore, why is s1mple playing with liquid? i thought he went back to cykaland to sulk because he missed his trap gf and quit the team

>>148015368
Thorin is literally
>muh stats
>muh storyline
and he looks liek hes going to sperg out at any moment on the desk

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>>148015368
>implying thorin isn't a beast cs player

>>148015428
He mentioned being MGE in one of his casts (elohell one, i think).
MGE during charity ranks = gold nova.

>>148015516
they signed pimp to replace him, but pimp couldnt play at cologne (he played at the minor?). anyway, since s1mple is still under contract they just played with him

>>148015668
kek @ dem K/D and win ratios

>be professional csgo team
>arguably best in the world
>win unarguably the most random round in the game, the pistol round
>win next two rounds because they're gifted to you
>only win one rifle round out of 12
>one round decides if you lose a half 14-1 or 11-4
csgo everybody

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>>148015368
>he never read The Art of Counter-Strike
>he thinks he's better than thorin

>>148015679
thanks senpai, upvoted

reminder that csgo is an anti-anime community

>>148015516
i'll tell you if you give me sauce on this qt

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>>148015675
>40k+ vac wave
>calling them '''''''''charity ranks''''''''''

>>148015768
>>win next two rounds because they're gifted to you

That's a meme.
Pistols > rifles.

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>>148015668
DELET THIS

is now the right time to buy up those holos?

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>>148015083
>carrying a match
>shitty russian kid starts raging because you don't drop your AK for him and calls votekick
>get kicked

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rate please

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today is the day reddit/r/csgog gets BTFO by favelas

>>148015937
2-0

>>148015879
You were literally gifted your rank after failing to compete with cheaters.

Enjoy your charity.

>>148015779
they also traded koosta for jdm. clg is shit now

I'd rather see le fatman actually win rather than these cheating favelas

>>148015927
Fuck off, Adren.

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>>148015942
SK are our guys

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>EU is so shit atm that a North American team is on the finals
What roster changes need to happen to make EU CS great again? Also how do we make Astralis a non-choking team?

>>148016178
Why can't some EU team just fuckin get s1mple to join them?
>inb4 s1mple is sooo toxiccc

>>148016178
our boy lurpin confirmed 3 big rosters changes in EU teams

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>Team that wins pistol round has an option to upgrade their existing armor with only $350, which will add a helmet (this is only available on round 2 for the pistol round winners)
>Reduced moving accuracy for USP and Tec-9
>All upgraded pistols except DE deal 95-99 damage to helmet at closest range
>Bullets fire while not on the ground will never land within a radius around the crosshair, this depends on weapon
Will this make the game better?

>>148015925
Do normal stickers increase in price or is it just foil?

>>148016239
isn't he the one leaving teams all the time tho? Dont forget that most teams recruit people that speak the same language. Simple to Na'Vi is never going to happen unless Guardian stops or something.

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>EU can only win when prizepools are garbage and real competition can't be bothered

>>148016404
please go away, no one wants you here

>>148016404
>Running aim_BR.exe prior to starting the game is considered """"""real""""" competition

i got my first kill with a smoke grenade yday. i feel proud of myself reddit

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>>148016107
they were before we got raided by leddit

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>>148016510
>mfw I'm in the cap

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>gotards STILL haven't fixed their hacking 3rd worlder problem

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L I T E R A L L Y

U N D O U B T E D L Y

U N I R O N I C A L L Y

O U R

F U C K I N G

B O Y

>>148015942
>>148016107
>>148016510
>euroniggers get crushed
>"lol lets cheer for the shitskins haha XD"

like poetry

>>148016669
We fixed it by giving first worlders hacks, buddy.

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>>148016869
but you took away fnatics

A reminder that primary requirment to be our guy is winning games.
If you win games, you are our guy. If you lose games you are reddit meme shit.

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>>148016835
>>148016908

>how long
>when is
>what time
>CEST

no replies

for fucks sake how many hours until the grand final, stay on topic lads

>>148016976
4

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>yuros so salty about NA they will support SA instead

>>148016976
hltv.org u newfag secondary

the matches are on the right panel

>>148016908
They had enough. Flusha gets a limited toggle, that should be enough to keep team on a backburner if script writers ever need it for a resurgence storyline.

>>148016249
>Losers of the first round of each half get +2800 instead of +1400
>pistols do 90 damage in a headshot at closest range
>reduced moving accuracy for all weapons except the deagle
>reduced jumping accuracy for every single weapon in the game
>increased quickscope accuracy with the awp, reduced noscope accuracy
>wallbanging with assault rifles does more damage
>dual berettas do more damage to armored opponents

>>148015927
>someone calls votekick
>get kicked everytime even if i'm carrying

why

>>148016976
literally hltv.org, reddit or csgolounge.com have the fucking time plastered everywhere

>>148016994
>staying up another 4 hours with no booze

guess i'll catch the fucking replay then, how is that a good time for anyone...

>>148017065
2800 is a bit too much lad especially when Ts get 800 bonus for losing after planting bomb

>>148017145
i bet they aren't converted into aussie hours though, can't be fucked with your retarded backwards-arse timezones

>>148017094
Yesterday I got kicked, because the guy who called vote accidentally selected the wrong player.

Retards just press "Yes" without giving it two thoughts.

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>they didnt play in software mode

fucking plebs

>>148017319
>software mode
Ah the memories
Is OPENGL on the top?

>>148017274
>man from prison island complains about how shit prison island is
okay

>>148017319
stop making me remember how visually crisp fps games can be

>>148017446
don't you have a school to be shooting up

>>148017410
Top: OpenGL on a modern computer
Middle: OpenGL with 90's hardware
Bottom: Software mode

>>148017506
No Direct3D image?

>tfw it will be semmler and anders casting the finals instead of DDK and black DDK
life's not fair

>>148017493
im from ireland, try again

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>[POD]Jim_Carrey has joined the game

>>148016249
Amazing idea, let's make it so that pistol rounds are now worth 3 rounds literally every time with no chance of forcebuying succesfully.

>>148017682
>it will never be Dan and HenryG someone

someone let me off this ride

>>148017094
Literally the opposite of every single time I've ever seen a vote called. The number of times I've seen a successful vote can be counted on one hand.

There have only been two exceptions: one, when I joined a server in the middle of a round and was kicked off before the next round even began, along with a clan shouting out "Get outa here", and the second was some kind of shitty joke that a guy played when I was the last one alive on the team and in the middle of clutching it for the victory. It didn't succeed, but came really close to.

Other than that it's not even worth calling a vote from my experience, everyone just ignores them.

is it true the old /csgog/ was just cheating animes?

>>148017836
And how exactly is Tec-9, P250 and Five-7 being allowed to overwhelm buys good to the game

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>>148016835
>lets hold hands with leddit and hltv, defeat the cheaters and make NA #1 guys
>hiko + simpler forever hope he never leaves XD

will he eat it?

>>148018236
yes -> >>148015937

how come they dont accept wildfire skins on csgo lounge

>>148018236
He's a big guy.

>>148018041
it was a constant struggle between cheating animes and a bunch of degenerate bros who know that the only thing that matters as an adult male is your ability to land headshots with an ak

last nite i was watchin the liguid vs fanatic or sumting like that and at some point 2 of the terrorists just headshot each other after that round was restarted

why?

what happened? they didnt show on replay

>>148015927
I always vote yes if somebody starts a votekick the way I see it if somebody wants them gone they must have done at least something

>>148018437
aimhack gone WILD!!

dennis had problems and they said in chat it will restart. as an absolute jester elige killed two of his teammates

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>>148018437
>liguid

>>148018212
nobody cares eurocuck, this is american muscle hour bitch

>>148018497
lur[piss poster u have always been a great contributions to this general let me ty

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>tfw yurocuck and cheering for NA
im a cuck

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daily reminder that if liquid is your guy belong to reddit and need to gtfo already

>>148018497
delet this

>>148018523
delet this

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>>148018523
there are like 3 or 4 of us tb h

>>148018079
Because it's boring as fuck if you're pretty much guaranteed to lose if you're on pistols, and because winning pistol round would be way too big of a deal.
Obviously there's skill involved in pistol rounds as well, but not to the point you it should net you another 2 free rounds plus, not unimportant, a massive economy boost.

>>148018568
I made both these posts

>>148018557
neck yourself you braindead nigger

if u post in this gen u need to kill urself lol

>>148018670
oh my god REPORT

>>148018583
and only one delet poster

delet this

>>148018647
delet this

paypal donations for anti-lurppis posting:
[email protected]

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bardolph warm up

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my eurocuckbros cheering for NA where we at??

>>148018669
>>>>>>leddit

will the showmatch have drops?

its prob going to be nuke for the showmatch

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>that anime afw when no strong american to cuck me

is HLTV wrong or does it start in 3hrs?

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>tfw no cute anime gf

the show match starts before the big game

>>148019340
I'm going in person, the website says it starts approximately 5pm CEST.

>>148019548
Yeah but why is the preshow on in 20 minutes? Fuck it's 10:30pm in Aus and I want to watch it.

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>>148019409

Is it worth """"""""""""investing""""""""""""" into sticker capsules or Optic Gaming stickers?

>esports
>Hall of Fame

I thought the WWE hall of fame was the biggest joke there was, looks like they've been topped.

>>148018557
>WAHHH MOMMY MY FAVORITE TEAM LOST

lol

HELLO ANIME FAGS AND OTHER LOWLIFE LOSERS

WHAT TO INVEST ON SINCE -75% DEALS

I BROWSE REDDIT

who's gonna win fampai

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cap this photo

How long is the deal going to last? I'm getting some refunds to buy stickers.

>>148020104
Off yourself.

>>148020129
sk ez win desu senpai

>come to /csgog/
>it's terrible

what did I expect desu

who /kenis/ here

thorins grey hair look like jizz in his beard

>players

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Is this lan scripted to get NA viewers?
I think that's the only way that Liquid could beat Fnatic.
I'm actually afraid to bet on favelas now, fucl

Kek this is gonna be fun.

>having a girl on each team to balance out the shit

really makes you think

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miss harvey getting fucked live on air by our guy

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paul wants it

mmmmmm any cute csgog cocks here?~~

Harveyfag must be jizzing right now.

henry would wear a morrissey shirt

>>148020431
I've been telling you but you cucks don't fucking listen.
>>147730372

>>148020431
fnatic has been shit ever since they kicked cute boy pronax

>>148020449

Why isn't he casting this freak show. What a fucking waste.

B R A S I L
R
A
S
I
L

>the 3 worst talent
>casting meme match

who wrote this script?

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>>148020648

Do you think ESL got him only for analyst desk?

KENIS
E
N
I
S

is this all-stars match

james pls kill someone god damn it

MISS
HARVEY?????

HE????

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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shitty femnist whore

>le misogony maymay xD

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is kenis going to toggle now?

>>148020971
You still haven't gotten laid? I'm so sorry.

>>148020971
Isn't that lady in the middle anti-feminism?

MOSES
O
S
E
S

JAMES
A
M
E
S

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Good morning, csgog

LETS FUCKING GO JAMES

JAMESSCH

this is actually p comfy match up, better than mlg all star at least

Juliano is top tier waifu

>no drops
Back 2 sleep

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>>148021191
nice eyes thats it

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>women are the first ones to die

>the city of bardolph

why is our boy black ddk losing, lads?

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Holy fuck who would have guessed that juliano penetrating harvey ingame is so hot my dick is diamonds.

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WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING

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>KennyS playing against literally WHOS
>still can't do jack shit

Lmao

>blu's laugh
I cant take this shit banter

>>148021357
what were they thingken

>No new map
>no new guns
>no new skins
>no drops
>no reason to watch

>>148018557
thanks reddit spy. now i know how to not be redddit!

I like how pansy doesn't even mention harvey or julian lmao

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>pansy trying so hard to fit in

>>148021450
fuck off, she's fine

if pansy casts the final im ending my life

i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me

>it wasnt big enough

>>148021469
all 3 are shit

>this bullying

is black ddk using a poker?

>>148021478
you don't like the taste of cum? it's delicious dude

>>148021551
>ywn be bullied by kennys's kenis

>>148021357
>kennyS
>worse than germans
>worse than women
>worse than NA CS casters

comfy allstars tb h, lads

>>148021438
do you think she's jealous they're hotter n get more attention??

>>148021629

hes gonna be crying again after this game

im going to so depressed after the major i have nothing in my life but to wait for the next one

didnt kennis play like shit at mlg all star match too

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>Major final only has a two star rating on hltv.org

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>>148021580
ye

Aus guy stepping his edge up

>>148021685

** is what they're gonna push to toggle on

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>>148021653
do you want to cuddle and sex all day long with me?

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>>148021324
>>148021015
Women are the problem.
Based Stefan brings the arguments.
Cucks BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wfZvmeTte8

>>148021771
fuck off virgin

>kennys

ROFL

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The S in kennyS is for Shit right?

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>>148021819
Not an argument

>zeused
>kenis
>our guy

ZEUS
E
U
S

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KENNYS
E
N
N
Y
S

>>148021860
doesn't wanna give away his cheats to casters

>MOSES WITH THE STRONG BACKHAND
IS PANSY A MISOGYNIST

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>people doubted former pros like moses and henry

>>148021962
just jealous

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>>148021771
thanks for video
great stuff

cucks gotta cuck xD MAGA

what a thrashing

>>148021962

i bet she likes it rough

I never realized casters are so terrible.
This feels like watching the BOT tournament.

>They got to hug harvey

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MY WAIFUUUUUUUUUUUU

lmao kennyS in a Germany shirt

>>148022026
she's a dime a dozen tumblrina and she's getting fat

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>>148022026

>tfw no thorin in the all-star game
I bet he'd be a silver

dang moses hugging everyone

>>148021962

shes jealous of the more attractive and less fat females

>>148022023
>I never realized casters are so terrible.

lol

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>>148022006
triggered cuck

>kennys
>cant even play against casters

she wants that bbc

how fucking tall is James

>european mm on weekend
>lem rank (still low)
>dust 2 pops up, here we go
>me and my m8, 3 russians , 1 only speaks via voice other two only type
>first round as t, we get it down to a 3vs3
>call a rush, me and my m8 waiting for russian to come to short/long cause he has tha bank
>look up radar
>he is pushin in b solo with the bomb ,gets killed,bomb down,all cts stack b
>we lose the round

And ne contioued to give zero info/not listen to calls/rush alone a long

absolute mad.

What time is the final starting?

We #Liquidmissles now??

>tfw you imagine yourself being cheeky in the interviews after an intense meme game

why even live

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>>148022115
I agree with you retard

>>148022131
Like two meters or something

Juliano is so fucking cute.

Why does Harvey always seem to struggle with speaking English. Is she not fluent?

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kek

hiko sizing up the crowd. how many will be eaten?

>>148021771
>>148021874
>>148022115
>posting reddit's favorite balding virgin

>>148022131
6'0"

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>>148022160
I just like buzzwords

>>148022134

bank=bomb

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>>148022026
do you think her panties are stuck?

>>148022198
james is 5'6

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>>148022198
he's a big guy

>>148022198
>6'1 vs 5'10

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You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers snapped, your ribs broken, your pelvis pulverized, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

>>148022305
this desu

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>>148022208
got you covered with your favorite boys n girls, senpai

>>148022305
go to bed kennyS

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>>148022305
>mfw a silver 3 is threatening me

>>148022198
>cargo shorts
>air max 95
typical uk outfit

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>>148022142
>tfw so unwitty and stupid and would just be an embarrassment

>>148022305
i would noscope u desu
:)

Monkeys.
Smh

>>148022305
Nigger, i'm from latin america. I can stab you without you even noticing.

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>>148022517

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

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>>148022384
>>148022142


ALRIGHT FAGGOTS

YOU'RE AT THE CSGO MAJOR AND PICKED FROM THE CROWD TO PLAY ON MISS HARVEY'S TEAM

YOU TOP FRAG

YOU AND MISS HARVEY ARE ON STAGE WITH AN INTERVIEW FROM REDEYE

REDEYE: "I don't even know what to say Anon. You went absolutely insane. Any words for Team Juliano?"

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. ONLY ONE CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING FUNNY FOR THE CROWD.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

>>148022561
y-you too

>>148022561
had to carry henry since he is from uk and i felt bad for him since this is the closest uk cs will ever get to the stage

then i fuck her in the nose

>>148022561
can I habe de pussy, b0ss?
LOL

fiki fiki

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>>148022561
Make America Great Again

Vote Trump

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is this gay?

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>Be KennyS
>Be part of EnvyUs with good talent
>Constantly fail to get to semi-finals/win
>It's probably Kioshima's fault
>coarse other teammates to boot kio from team
>still can't win any tournaments

Iwonderwhy.jpg

>>148022561
i'd steal that mic from the manlet, scream anon is legion then say nigger over and over until security throws me out

>>148022561
Gas the kikes.
Race war now.

Anyone else cried watching the story of the BR team?

Right in the feels.

>>148022561
"What can I say."

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This makes me scratch my head and squint.

>>148022764
It depends on how many people on your team were alive when you got those kills.

>>148022764
I GUESS HE KNOWS NOTHING
haha

>>148022764
stats for 1 game doesn't mean much

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>>148022754
this is the only appropriate answer

>>148022561
I am the greatest counter strike player of all time and the fact that I haven't been picked up by a team is proof of the unfair inclusiveness of the pro scene and how fucking blind everyone is

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>>148022764

>>148022735
the fact that monkeys are allowed to cheat their way to the major is worthy of tears

>>148022764

well i mean, if anyone should know

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memes inbound

>>148022561

get your lol on 4chan.org/csgog

>>148022561
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Russia. I was schooled in popflash arts. I was given the title of supreme master. They take a team “Team Liquid” They have a 5-foot-2-inch fat guy, whether Hiko is straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He has never queued matchmaking. He doesn’t speak Russian. He has never held a bombsite. They make him the in-game leader. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know don’t like the team and didn’t go to ESL. It’s just a classic example of Valve and the politics.

>>148022561
juliano please go out with me

>>148022921
EASY

>1.6 legend
1.5* retards

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>>148021860
>random audience members have more impact than ''''''''''professional''''''''''''' girl gamers

>>148022983
>wanting to get rejected while on-stage

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H E A T O N
E
A
T
O
N

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>>148023074

>>148022802
That isn't me.

>>148023090
It's my fetish

really

does anyone even care about this LITERALLY WHO??

i mean, it's 2016 they heaven't been relevant in 15 years -.-

>>148023074

i think you'll find that cs literally didn't exist before 1.6

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>all these kids in the crowd that weren't even alive when HeatoN aced 4Kings

>>148022813
This was about 3/4 through a competitive.

Potti spaghetti

awesome

>he proposed at a video game major

Cringe.

oh god why would they do this

>>148023184

shit-tier fetish m8