/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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FIRST FOR HONK IS SHIT GO SAUDI OR GO HOME!

>>148011970
hi crime.

Recently picked the game up again after some faggot hacked my account, can I join the pc crew? IGN: Sammy_Litch

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>>148011929
Oh boy I can't wait for the new update.... oh wait

so I got shot even though I was in passive mode and in a store buying shit. afterwards all my bank account money was gone. I assume haxors not only get to kill people in passive, but also take the money off their bank accounts. what a shitshow.
how do you even prevent this?

May I ask for pics of people in heist clothing and or formal wear?

>>148012481
Launder your money into drugs

prices never go down for those.

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xth for drawfag's hopeful return
or maybe he's lurking

>>148012551
>>148012551
>Launder your money
I'm new to the game, what does that mean? Buy stocks in drug companies? Be CEO with office and warehouse and buy crates full of drugs?
Anyway I don't have enough shit to be ceo with warehouses and offices and stuff.

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>>148012506

>>148012970
it was a reference to a radio station in game

if you have enough just buy x80s and t20's and keep them in your garage.

Assault Shotgun or Heavy Shotgun?

>>148013138
pump or gtfo

>>148013187
>>148013138
Musket is way better.

>>148013324
Might as well use the revolver then.

>>148013509
Don't you mean the Marksman Pistol.

is /gtag/ still playing together?
haven't been here for some time
sup crew members

>>148013624
okay big game hunter

>>148013187
>>148013324
bullpup

Guys, with the recent update, whats the best armored car I should or can get thats not the armored kuruma so that I can avoid lynching from peeps?

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>>148014189
Go get shafted you wanker

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whats the middle car?

>>148013624
I'm having a blast with the John Woo handgun in story mode

>>148013946
Hey I forgot they added a actual revolver and I also never used it so I didn't know.

>>148013015
Thanks anon, I'd like to see more from anyone else, thanks. Need some for references for an artist friend to draw.

>>148014369
Quattro

>>148014359
Uhhh are utilizing armored vehicles, as in the up-armored ones you can buy in the in-game websites really that bad???

Anyone wanna wageslave a little? Will do headhunter/sightseer and point to point between every crate mission so you'll make decent money as well. Post SC if you're interested

>>148015139
get shafted..

>>148015139
The up armoured ones are fine, don't listen to people who bitch about them. Thing about the up armoured cars is that if you shoot out, you break the glass and then people can shoot in. So it's pretty fair and protects you for a bit so long as you're not shitting on someone.

why are there no magazines in the guns in cutscenes?

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>requesting another personal vehicle from the office makes the previous one inactive

i really wish the mechanic worked like this

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IT'S 2016, AND WE'RE STILL NOT TOLERANT TOWARDS JET SHITTERS?

I MEAN, C'MON!

what's the point of the dog in story mode? he's never on a mission except the first one that serves as a tutorial. then all you can do is walk the dog?

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>>148017326

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>>148017457
The point of the dog was to get you to install the smartphone / tablet app. Then you could feed it, train it on the tablet and once you got his happiness up, he'd help you search for collectables in game. Shit like the murder notes and what have you.

It was a pretty garbage mechanic.

>>148018278
>not finaldestination.webm

The platinum trophy for this game is fucking insane

>>148018812
>the retarded completionist "go collect all these collectibles we shat out all over the map and complete these mission objectives you can't see until you've already completed the mission" achievement is insane
No shit. Don't waste your time

>>148018812
Easier than GTAIV.

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>>148018812
u wot

git gud

>>148019567
Fuck off robomate

Can someone accept me to the online crew, Small_Leader is my ID.

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Busy all week to play for the update... Roll on Saturday!

Is the change appearance glitch still working?

>>148019759
Couldn't be him seeing that he fell for the Overwatch meme.

>>148021536
how

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>>148021254
How did you get so much money?

>>148012604
Am here :^)

>>148021869
Cheating, he posts it every thread as though it's impressive

>>148021869
Obviously he's been grinding missions and selling expensive free roam cars.

>>148021993
Okay poorfag

>>148021536
So you can redo the character creator? yeah it still works.

>>148021536
You can also just ask rockstar.

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>>148022520
tfw Rockstar refuses to make me a woman

how / where do I buy an armored Schafter v12 ?

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>only 1.5 million
>too busy to really grind for the next 2 weeks
WAKE.ME.UP

>>148022607
Then make a separate character. They removed the ability to sex change.

>>148022628
I think when you go to buy the v12 you have the option to buy it armored

the pillow like sides of the car are really ugly

>>148022196
>implying literally every person here with half a brain doesn't have billions of hackerbux saved
You aren't special.

>>148022628
nevermind, it's at Legendary Motorsports

>>148022775
>Being a normie

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>>148013015

>>148021536

Yes, although it is tricky as fuck to pull off on PC I find.

I keep fucking up clicking limo turret instead of buzzard. fuck this gay shit

>>148025489
Just drive away a little and order the buzzard instead. Unless you break the limo there's no cool down. This can also be used to repair buzzards by ordering another vehicle and then a new buzzard

>>148024408
how does it work

>>148025887
The thing is i dont have the limo, and it charges me 20k for the misclick. fuck that shit

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What's a good way to get an Insurgent unstuck?

>>148026336
Consider suicide

>>148026336
Killing yourself for driving an insurgent

>>148026468
>>148026473
What if he drives it purely to stop shitters from killing him?

>>148026792
There's something called passive mode for that.

>>148026792
That's what passive mode is for. And if he's driving an insurgent he's already a shitter himself.

>>148026862
>>148026875
Good point.

>>148026468
>>148026473
>>148026875

Wasn't my Insurgent though, I can't afford one.

Was someone else's and I got it stuck in those pipes along that one highway.

>>148027409
You still got in it. Sorry, but suicide is now your only option.

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just out of curiosity why is there only groups for pc and ps4? what about the xboners?

are the memes true? is xbone kil?

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>>148028223
>xbone

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>>148028223
>xbone

stratos and quatro comfirmed

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>>148028223
>xbone

Did I hear correctly before that you can choose a weapon loadout if you have an office?
Can you do the same with an apartment?

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>shitters who think you're afk trying to snag an easy kill

>>148029319
no you need to buy the gun locker inside of the office. It's 500k I believe

>>148028713
We all knew this when the trailer was released 4 days ago

>>148026468
>not owning an insurgent for missions and stuff

kys

>>148029536
>having to use a padded baby car to complete missions
kys

>>148029408
That guy's bike is fucking sweet desu

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>>148029408
>you do not have access to this vehicle
>in a game called Grand Theft Auto

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>>148029536
>not doing missions on a motorcycle

>>148029571
>not speedrunning missions to not fall for the sharkcard jew
>implying the insurgent insint fun to drive anyway
>muh pvp

kys

>>148029486
I know there's a functional difference in warehouse sizes, but does it matter what office you buy?
I've only got a few million so I can't afford both the biggest warehouse and the biggest office.
So, smallest office and biggest warehouse?

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>>148029787
>using motorcycles on missions
>ever
>he hasn't done Criminal Mastermind in a Faggio

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>>148029787

>>148029808
it doesn't really matter. The interior is the same in all of the offices. You can't resell offices when you buy a new one though.

>>148029808
offices are all the same. The only difference is the view from the window. Seriously.

There's one on sale for 800k right now. Buy that one. As for warehouse space I'm not sure, I still have the pleb 250k one. You can fill it up in no time and sell for 240k

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Name my band.

>>148030036
Did that offer end recently?
All I see is one for $1m

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>>148029939
picture made me lol but no

I find they're the best vehicles. Fast as fuck, can go nearly anywhere and actually take skill to use

>>148030231
no all the offices are still on sale for me

>>148030241
>actually take skill to use

very few vehicles take skill to use

A motorbike is not one of them

>>148028876

lol what a gay

>>148030372
That's weird and confusing.
For me, the office map shows all four offices, with the lowest one costing $1m.
No sign of any sale.
I'm either being incredibly stupid right now or Rockstar just doesn't think I'm worthy of a discount.

>>148030439
>be going top speed
>smash into object and die

vs

>be going top speed
>smash into object and break off a piece of your car

>>148030939
vs
>be in an insurgent/kuruma/armored shitbox
>don't even need to move out of the way of vehicles

Could use a few associates for VIP work/crates. I run one or two VIP jobs between crates which will make you about 40k/15minutes plus your wage. Post SC

Am i going to lose all the scattered money on the floor if i upgrade my office?

>>148030939
>>148031093

Its really not hard on a bike at all

I'm not comparing it to the insurgent either

>>148031279
t. super driver who smashes into every object and car on the way to the objective

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>switched to a chick so I could get the radio shirts back on 360
>quit playing for a while
>transfer to PC
>I can't change back
>still no in game option to change gender
I feel like such a faggot talking on mic, as a girl character..my autism is going to force me to create a 2nd character from scratch

>>148013093
>x80s and t20's
do they retain their value when selling?

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Sent a request just now for PS4, RealMonkey is my PSN-ID.

Pls add me, i am sick of all these kids interrupting my immersion.

>>148031608
Not totally

>>148031608
Half of it. If you buy 50 t20s and then get banned and have all your money removed for cheating it in you'll still have several millions worth of t20s

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>>148031331
>i want a more "pure" experience from GTA
>I only drive a brown stainer
>so what if my female character has no pants on

elitist fags are the worst, I do racing most of the time anyway and have 9 supers

>>148012481
play on superior platform

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>>148029701
>you do not have access to this vehicle
>vehicle doesn't have doors

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>>148028223

>>148028415
>>148028489
>>148028876
Its cause of these fags, they can't help but console war at every opportunity. Gtag is cancer anyways with PC being menu fags, ps4 being auto aim shitters, and xbone being dead. I hate this community.

>>148031717
>9 Supers
i was a teenager once upon a time too, i understand.

>>148029787
This is what I do and I can confirm it's the fastest way to do missions.

>>148031889
>ps4 being auto aim shitters
We don't even play in auto-aim.

>>148031717
Dumb frogposter

>>148031691
Gotcha

>>148031889
Even if nobody made fun of xboners their console wouldn't be any less dead in terms of /gtag/ members.
Xbone /gtag/ is dead because Xbone is fucking trash compared to PS4 and that sums it up.

>>148032006
>hurr stop liking what I don't like
>kids have this type of car so its bad
>not being a carfag

I had a fedora once I understand

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>>148031889
I play on PS4 and we only use freeaim

pic related it's you

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>>148030172

>>148032026
>>148032180
>>148032186
Look at that, you don't even have to try and the ass blasted gets to a breaking point. Not even a PC response yet, probably because they saw the bait a mile away. You know what? You're right, I apologize you don't play auto aim, you play free aim assisted and pretend to play auto aim.

>>148032184
>make fun of other people by saying "hurr stop liking what I don't like"
>proceed to do exactly the same thing

>>148032184
I am a carfag and have mostly muscle cars and bikes, you are a idiot.

Little fags like you never caught up to me on my Bati, because you can't corner for shit.

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>>148031691
You still playing m8? I'll add ya

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>>148032578

>>148032167
I read in the thread, only free-aim? Makes it even better.

Thanks brother.

Yeah I was merely pretending to hate the GTA community, no.

>>148032578
I'm >>148032180
and I play on PC. That doesn't mean that I can't see the fact that Xbone is dead for a reason, and that reason is that it's SHIT.
SHIIIIIIIIIIIT.

>>148032578
>it's le bait the whole time
Epic

>>148033102
You have to lie about being on pc while defending ps4 on a circlejerk board. do I have to say more?

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>>148032675
I am now going online again, just got disconnected.

Thanks for the invite, just got it.

>join ps4 crew session
>only 4 people
>literally no one is talking
>basically a ghost town
>leave crew and go play with randoms
I really need to get a better PC so I can transfer

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>>148033272
Nice try

how do you make sure you get to play a mission with your friends? when you walk into the mission marker you sometimes get thrown into a lobby instead of hosting

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>>148033603
>he doesn't know we use party chat

>>148033102
This, a handful of the ps4friends in the crew originally came from the 360.
I asked them why they didn't pick up the bone and it's the same story every time.

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>>148033596
You must be thinking of someone else mate.

I'll still add you if you're playing atm.

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>hosting a heist
>die like a retard towards the end
>everyone saw it
>immediately force exit the game and pace around the room nervously

I can't be the only on who does this, right?

>>148034134
Why even bother where and what someone plays on, just play the game.

>>148034681
Yes
Dumb frogposter

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>>148034681
>bailing the heist after a fuck up
Just swallow your pride and don't fuck it up in the next attempt.

>>148034704
Who's there to play with on xbone anyway?
The game isn't fun at all without being in a circlejerk.

>>148033680
That's fine, I don't mind.

>>148034382
Thanks anyway. I am in the Crew now.
>connect to lobby
>guy starts chasing me
>screams fucking nigger in his mic
>kills me once
>still chases me
>blow him up with rpg twice after that
>"FOKKEN NIGGERS"
I should've known, it won't be that different.

>>148033907
so do I have to send you guys friend request or something too?

>>148032673
>I am a carfag and have mostly muscle cars and bikes, you are a idiot.

I have those too, why am I not allowed have supers? Calm down sperg, give me a list of approved cars


>never caught up to me on my Bati

Yes its one of the fastest vehicles in the game its not hard m8

>because you can't corner for shit.

whatever you say champ

>>148032657
>make fun of other people by saying "hurr stop liking what I don't like"

Except I didn't do that at all

>>148034681
Thought I was the only one.
I just pull out my Ethernet cord really fast, and hope they forget my name after a while.

>>148035116
Well the fact that we're even having this conversation is proof enough that there is some people with interest, it may be a small group but they're definitely still there

>>148034704
Because you can't play cross-platform butthead

>>148035256
Not really. If you stick around, we usually just add other crew members in the session into the party on our own.
That is if you set your active crew to gtag.

>>148035271
>Except I didn't do that at all
Then what is this entire post >>148031717

>>148035372
Well for starters, you could try setting up a personal bone crew for /gtag/.
It worked on ps4 with the new ps4-only crew.

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>>148034681
>Doing a Kuruma cheese through with the Pacific Standard
>Get to the cliff part
>Pick my controller up off my desk
>Accidentally press Y
>Jump out the car and die

>>148035636
mocking your inability to see that other people like other things

I don't care if you drive a brown stanier, but you certainly do and think you are better than everyone for it

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>>148035271
NINE SUPERS

>>148035978
That wasn't even me you were replying to, but if you're going to pull the ironically stupid card go ahead

>>148035647
True, any xboners interested in starting the xbone GTA drop me a mssg gt: Aridframlos

>>148036152
>no fun allowed

>>148036152
>jojo kiddie
get out faggot

>>148036961
>jojo
>>148036868
Get one then, i only have one also, there is no need for more.
>consumerism equals fun
lel

>>148037104
crazy that I'd have cars in a car game

>being bothered by other peoples cars equals fun

I guess I forgot where I was

>>148028223
I've been playing on Xbone the last few days and I've never seen any crew members online. There are also only 20 in total

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how many crates do you guys buy at a time?

So far I've filled up my small warehouse 4 times doing 1 crate at a time. I'm too jewish to pay 18k for 3 crates

How do I intentionally join an empty lobby?

>>148039093
keep joining new lobbies until you get an empty one or have shitty internet

if you find a lobby with like 4 or 5 other people grinding crates most are cool and will just mid their own business I've only had my crated blown up twice

>>148039093
Firewall rule, though it only seems to work 7/10 times.

>>148038910
1 if there's people in my lobby
3 if there isn't
It's way faster to buy 3

>>148038910
Another question.

How often do special crates appear? What does trigger them? (Film rolls etc...)

>>148038910
I usually stick with two. One is too tedious since most of the time the entire cargo is in a van or whatever anyway. Three is a waste of money.

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T W O D A Y S

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WHEN

>>148041318
I am fucking hyped
Hoping the cars wont be too expensive tho

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>Buying in 'bulk' increases the price per unit massively

>>148041810
At least the same goes for selling

>>148038910
Three is literally the fastest, assuming you've bought a large warehouse of course. If for some reason you have a small wareouse, then 2 crates is slightly faster.

>>148037104
>implying owning 9 supers is about consumerism

Are you fucking retarded?

>>148026468
>>148027474
>doesn't own an insurgent for maximum bully

>>148041810
it's illegal goods. The higher the value of something stolen, the more heat.

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>>148038910
>>148041810
three at a time is the most profitable

it's riskier because you're putting a larger investment on the line but you'll generally make money faster

>>148039316
i use eset smart security instead of windows firewall and i'm always dropped in an empty session

>>148032673
>you are a idiot.

Why? Because he has different cars than you?

Jesus some of the kids here man

>>148042585
it's the most profitable per run, but that's not a measure of true profitability. The chart blatantly shows the huge disparity in profit per sale between one crate and three. Even two crates vs three is a huge margin.

What's the logic of not being able to carry multiple crates at once? I had a fucking helicopter and I had to make three 3 mile runs, back and forth, between the drop off and the warehouse.

Is it just Rockstar being cunts?

No, I won't buy your shark cards, you fucks.

>>148043872
Considering how much faster you'll fill a warehouse with 3 vs 1, it's faster. Only going for the most pure profit is retarded.

>>148044435
>going for the most pure profit is retarded
people unironically believe this

>Bought the Maze Bank with the most expensive interior, and a weapons safe
>Still need to grind another mil to buy themoney safe and the safe-house furnishing
>Then need to grind a couple more mil for the Stunning Cunts update that is out in 2 days

STILL haven't bought a fucking warehouse

So I never tried the online multiplayer because I had no friends that played it. Is there any point in playing it solo?

Also how do I make money, I'd rather not grind for weeks to be able to afford a car.

Are hackers that give you millions of in-game cash still around

>>148044639
There's no reason this can't be true. if the Imost pure profit would take 3 hours, and the lesser profit would take 1 hour, and the most profit isn't actually 3 times more profitable, then obviously it's better to go for the 1 hour one. Same thing applies here basically, you're done faster than what the buy cost offsets.

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>>148041318
>saved 2.5 million for it
>still worried it won't be enough

>>148044643
Maybe you could try not being a total dumbass

>>148044643
>Upgrading your office instead of buying a warehouse
>Which would allow you to make money faster
Dipshit.

>>148045059

>Implying I'm not a jew who takes full advantage of sales
I was going to do this sooner or later. May as well save myself money in the long haul and do it now with the Office sale.

>>148044639
Buying a single crates costs you 2k and crates can sell for a maximum of 20k a piece. That's 20-2=18k profit per run.

Buying three crates costs 18k earning you 60-18=42k profit per run.

Basically you're fucking retarded. You make more profit per crate but way less per minute spent working

>>148045325
Depends on how many crates you'll buy though.

>>148044819

>Get two firends into GTAV a few days ago
>Load up Power Play
>They die just a few times, one is SQUEALING like a fucking pig in a fit of rage, the other is bitching non-stop
>They sound like they're going to fucking cry
>mfw they're in their late 20s, 5-6 years older than me

Never again. Holy shit. We werent even fucking losing either.

so, any duplication car glitch currently for ps4?

>>148032578
Not responded to you before, think theres a few in the crew that use FAA but most don't, you can tell by the playstyles who uses it.

does the Banshee 900R have better stats than the normal Banshee?

>>148045625
Yes

>>148045625
m8
it has the highest top speed in the game now

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>>148041318
Looks ugly af, I'll stick to cruising in my Sultan desu

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>>148044925
same

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>>148046093
inb4 they butcher it's engine sound
inb4 it becomes the most expensive car in the game at 3.3 million

>>148045325
>20k per run
Thats only large warehouses. Only a madman would fill those 1 crate at a time. On a small warehouse though, spending 6k per crate is retarded.

>>148045875
No, that's the Pfister 811.

>>148046625
So how much do you get per crate for selling a small warehouse? 15 or 16k right?

That's still 16-2=14k per single crate mission and 48-18=30k per triple crate mission

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>>148046013
I pray this is bait

>>148046625
Even with a small warehouse it's about 25~% faster to do 3 crates. 30% for 2 crates.

>>148043872
>it's the most profitable per run, but that's not a measure of true profitability.

it totally fucking is

money in gta online is an infinite resource - how fast you're making it is the ONLY way to measure profit

>>148047126
That's assuming runs = time though, which it doesn't. Also, he has a point in that what you're describing isn't true profit, it's what matters but it's not true profit.

>>148046869
It's one of the best cars in the game, if you exclude supers

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>>148041318
>not playing DiRT Rally in order to get truly hyped and immersed for the update

Stay pleb

Anyone else hope all the new cars are Benny's cars?
>hurr Benny's sucks
You either pay 1.5mil for a limited mod race car, or you pay 1mil +500k for a full Benny mod car. Personally I'd like some non race versions of a few of these

>>148047571
But anon, i do

>>148047538
That wasn't the problem with the post, it was that someone who likely drives an Itasha Sultan thinks the Quattro is ugly

>>148047738
>a full Benny mod car.
That doesn't really mean shit you know.

>>148043972
Force you to play with others

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>>148047802

>>148046013
But Sultan should be a Subaru not a Nissan, fampai and the Audi is classic, just watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDRkHXMHqFo

>>148047832
For lowriders you are right, but the Banshee and Sultan got pretty decent mods, I'd assume that would carry over to new racecars as well

>>148048034
It is a Subaru. When playing GTA you gotta be ok giving a little leeway with the brands. Everything about it says Subaru besides its Karin logo

>>148048042
That's pretty much a baseless assumption then, considering we've had good lowriders as well at the start. No reason to assume anything stays good at benny's.

>>148048162
looks like an is200 imo

>>148048278
I see it, RS makes it look less like it though. GTA cars take from multiple sources though

>>148022881
Except the newfags. I started like 2 days before the CEO update hit, so I didn't get a chance to get hackerbux.

This update actually looks like a lot of fun. Stunt races were a fun creator aspect but usually sucked since ramps and shit had to be DIY

I anticipate the shit driving of the playerbase to suck a lot of fun out of this though

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>>148030646
Nothing that's on sale is on sale for me either. All the offices, any upgrades, warehouses, etc all cost their original retail price for me. Even tried to verify game cache to see if it would fix it, but it didn't.

>>148049089
>mozilla firefox

>>148049243
>>mozilla firefox

>>148049243
>Google Botnet

>>148049341
>Internet Explorer

>>148049089
>/b/ - g/fur

>>148049341
>>148049292
>>148049243
>Malware Explorer

How do i get my assistant to wear the black jacket?

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>plebs using a browser in 2016
>not beaming your thoughts and emotions directly to the CloudTM with your mind

How do I make mad dosh without getting banned or doing heists?

>>148049089
>hotmail
>facebook
>fraps
>windows media player
I want normalfags to leave

>>148050260
KILL
DON'T GET KILLED

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>>148048034
>you will never spectate a group B rally stage
>you will never drive a group B car

>>148048632
>played since release
>actually grinded missions until I had lots of cool shit
>Bought the buzzard and tank
>Had lots of money to play around with because I'm autistic
>Rockstar takes my 20 millions and gives me 500k as a "fuck you not sorry" kinda thing
>they patch out being able to repeat any good missions
>they patch out lots of glitches that werent even game breaking just reduced the grind
>Stopped playing until PC version came out
>Money gone
>Some cars missing
Thanks Rockstar

>>148050031
>the Cloud
niceme.me

>>148050260
CEO work
I swear, wasn't there a guy that was writing a detailed guide on how to play Online? It'd be helpful to have a FAQ because some of this shit is asked so often it's not even funny

>>148050549
There's one in the OP, and it looks like it's been somewhat kept up to date.

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Just a reminder that the parachute hack thing still works
http://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1127071
I've been doing it every now and then for more than two weeks and no ban

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>start up small warehouse sale to get a little walking around money
>get in a brickade and start making my way to the dropoff
>see the train coming but decide to risk racing past it because i want this over and done as quick as possible
>the train sideswipes the brickade and it explodes due to being crushed between the train and the rails on the sides of the tracks
>lose 8 crates

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>see lanoire for 5$
>check steam
>recently: mixed
>game doesnt even start anymore
wow and i was talking shit about their gtao support. It seems like they are not even trying anymore.
>pc only, who cares

>>148050864
>the brickade blows up in one sticky bomb
wow rockstar thanks for another shitty god damn vehicle

>>148036961

You can go back to >>>/mlp/ and >>>/trash/ where you belong little lady.

>>148050442
>played since day 1 of online
>during the dns exploits time period filled garage up with chrome adderbonds
>get bored of the game around the independence update
>sell the cars I liked driving and replaced them with more adderbonds
>don't touch the game for a good year and a half maybe two years
>pc release comes out oh boy.
>think about those adders
>link psn to transfer character
2k in my bank account and all the adders are replaced with mini issi's with dollar sign rims

fuck you rockstar.

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>>148050762
>cheat engine

>>148036961
>jojo
are
you
stupid
anon?

>>148034681
>doing heist
>get on mah sweet red motorcycle during the chase through the highway up north
>almost near completion as other guys transport the prison bus to safety
>decide to hit a sweet small hill for some action shot
>hit ground and die
>apologize to group
>next run
>someone else dies while im in mid air
It happens, i just grit my teeth and go with it

>>148050762
Not going to read that garbage but unless you hexedit your cheatengines name to something else cuckstar will flag your ass. CE detection has been in for over a year, smalltime cheaters are mopped up with banwaves.

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>>148050394

>>148051124
the only way you can get banned for using cheat engine is by doing red flag shit.

There's a cetain threshold of how much money you can make in an hour. As long as you stay below that you'll be fine.

>>148036152
i might have 1 super, just cause, everything else is like 2 cycles, 2 muscle cars, a sporty suv (for those family rides in heist), and some other shit

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>mfw sold all my cars for the update
>stuck with a stupid blue fucking t20 that i cant sell for some reason
>have been stuck with it since the t20 came out
GET ME OUT

>>148050971
>cancer.jpg

>>148051498
was it bought with hackerbucks?

>>148051498
that's the price you pay

>>148051120
But you couldn't sell those anyway, and still cant, or did i miss something?

I remember them not allowing me to sell all the Supercars i gathered and got bored off very quick, so i wanted to sell all of them for the dosh, but jewstar wouldn't let me. Still made 18 Million before they patched it out.

>>148052185
It happened a long time ago with illegitimately gained adders.
It also happens with illegitimately gained cars. Ex: I can't sell my storymode cars.

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>have to carry the cargo in a BF surfer
I would pay 1 million for an upgrade that gives all special cargo vehicles maxed engines and turbo DESU

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>>148052687
>Cargo is in a surfer
>Out in Blaine County

>>148031889
have to disagree with you there. PS4 gtag is and has always been exclusively and only free aim

Will I enjoy GTA:online even if i dont have any friends to play with?

>>148054438
no.

>>148051845
i lost my hackerbucks around when the xbone gta version came out, so no

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WHEN

>>148055515
Damn that's ugly

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>>148055515
What is it with Americans and making such ugly cars?

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>>148055515

>>148055515
See the Quattro anon was justified because it's a classic rally car and very iconic. this is just an ugly modern American sedan that looks like some soccer mom would drive.

>>148055515
kys yourself

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>>148055515
I want it too anon

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tfw no avant rs6

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>spend nearly all my money
>next day I see new rally update is coming
>only have around 2 million
>mfw

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MANUAL CARS WHEN?

>>148058286
kys yourself

>>148058286
Never, play an actual racing game

>>148056642
Nothing in the world of third person sandbox games will ever beat the ammount of customization you could do in Saints Row. Maybe APB but that's a piece of shit game ran by shitheads.

>>148058874
>that's a piece of shit game ran by shitheads
Just like Saint's Row past 2

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>>148059410
>he didn't like based Saints Row 3

>>148059773

>Liking Saints Row past 2

Fucking kill yourself. You faggots killed a franchise that was actually good.

>>148059773
>Made during administration by bankrupt THQ
>didnt profit
>smaller map
>less activities
>worse story
>shorter
>le ebin may may theme

Fuck off nothing since 2 has been good

Why does Rockstars faggot matchmaking system automatically start games when CLEARLY nobody is fucking ready.

No. Fuck you. Fucking none of us want to play 4 rounds of powerplay with THREE FUCKING PEOPLE. Give people a fucking chance to join the lobby. Holy fuck.

>>148059773
literally all the work went into the missions shown in the trailer

>>148060035
>>148059773
>>148059410
Honestly all SR3 had going for it was solid gameplay, and the introduction of the bo-duken feature which blows my mind how convenient it made something already as simple as jacking a car that it feels like a chore to do it without it. Beyond that, it was a step back in every direction from SR2.

and SR4 wasn't even the same genre as the rest of the series, so it can't really be compared. i thought it was a good super hero game, but a terrible saint's row game.

I have a special crate available for 21k

how much do they sell for? is it worth it or nah?

>>148055515
Seeing these on the road in game would break my immersion since all the real world ones are in junk yards already.

>>148061891
I bought a crate worth 18k, said it would sell for 150k. So yours will probably be more profitable than that.

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>>148055515
>co worker has one of these shitboxes
>have to go down a long like 3km straight as an arrow dead road to get to work
>mfw I drive a s2k and he always tries to race me and gets BTFO every single time

ugly AND slow

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>>148061910
Which makes me sad, because it's just a 300C wagon and those fuckers are EVERYWHERE still.

PMP600 when?

>>148061247
Thanks

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>>148062008
shiiiiiit I went back to my office and it was gone

>>148062238
>S2k
>anime reaction pic
>road racing

things that never happened

>>148060509
>all SR3 had going for it was solid gameplay
The guns felt like fucking garbage my dude
It was horrible
The only thing SR3 had going for it was that it wasn't released at the same time as GTAV

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>>148014975

>>148063020
this crosshair placement gave me aids.

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WHEN J*

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>>148063287
NO, THIS ONE FIRST

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>>148062750
the street in question has absolutely nothing on it. All there is on the entire street is the place where I work at the complete end. You can hit some top fucking speed and theres nowhere for cops to even hide

races do go down there

>>148062816
>The guns felt like fucking garbage
Most of them did, but i felt there was always one in each category that just felt satisfying to use, even if it was a DLC gun in some cases. Not to mention using RC guns to force helicopters/VTOLs to land so you could hijack them was loads of fun, only a shame it came so late in the game.

Kind of wish we had an RC controller weapon in GTA V to fuck with jetshitters

>tell gtag crush a joke
>she didnt find it funny and now thinks i am an asshole
help

>>148063628
I did have some fun with it thinking back. But it really aged like ass when I played it only a year ago.

>>148063635
the real joke here is how much of a fucking cuck you are

>>148063635
shut up ezek

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>>148063517

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>>148063635
>>she

>>148060140
>>148060035
>make blatant GTA ripoff that people call out the second it hits shelves
>instead of continuing as a shitty GTA ripoff they mix it up and go off the walls crazy
>game now fills a niche rather than being a knockoff GTA

>>148064171

It already filled the 3D era GTA spot, since nobody liked the seriousness of the HD universe.

Now it's a shitty crackdown clone.

>>148064171
>make a better GTA
>instead of continuing to improve on what GTA did they make a shitty superhero game

>>148063517
And unless he has a poverty spec 6 cylinder model, you aren't beating him in straight line races

>>148064270
>>148064268
Nothing about it was better than GTA. The things you claim to like about it are the more arcade style gameplay that throws realism out the window. Guess what 3 and 4 focused on?

Don't even get me started on how bad the game looks, even 4 looks like a PS2 game

Hey guys, I just wanted to say that I liked Saints Row 2, 3 and 4. I think all had some flaws, but they also had different things that made up for it.

>>148064678

It was much better than GTAIV, yes. SR2 especially.

Also, you're a faggot for thinking graphics matter at all. Especially when I'm comparing it to 3D era GTA, which looked like fucking shit even when they came out.

>>148064384
If he's a co-worker with a weeb, you know he can only get the poverty model.

>>148063487
>>148063287
kys yourselves

>>148053085
Get an associate to push your car for you.

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>mfw TWO FUCKING DAYS and I'm out of my character's screenshots

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>>148064910
IV was great, develop taste.

>>148064171
>they mix it up and go off the walls crazy

there are a dozen better games that do similar and they didnt bankrupt the publisher

>>148065624
What?