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>Old Thread
>>147943638
woo yay our reddit guys won ^^ XDD
>I will most definitely eat this
>straitjacket
KEK
God bless America
reddit won
xD
FIRST FOR MEATBALLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>AMERCA CAN'T MAKE A FINAL WITHOUT A SLAVES HELP>AMERCA CAN'T MAKE A FINAL WITHOUT A SLAVES HELP>AMERCA CAN'T MAKE A FINAL WITHOUT A SLAVES HELP>AMERCA CAN'T MAKE A FINAL WITHOUT A SLAVES HELP>AMERCA CAN'T MAKE A FINAL WITHOUT A SLAVES HELP>AMERCA CAN'T MAKE A FINAL WITHOUT A SLAVES HELP>AMERCA CAN'T MAKE A FINAL WITHOUT A SLAVES HELP>AMERCA CAN'T MAKE A FINAL WITHOUT A SLAVES HELP
WHO /USA/ HERE
>*DEAD* JW : ggwp gl in finals
everybody won today
7th for traps aren't gay
may the best bot win the finals
>could have been VP Liquid final
wheres that extra meme magic when you need it
>>147950984
got you senpai
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So, let me get this straight:
Liquid beat Fnatic in 2 maps
And Liquid lost all four pistol rounds?
rip golden pickem
go fuck yourselves hacking na faggots
my american is peaking
>vnaticuck fanboys literally raging at TL for resetting the round FOR THEM
LMAO
GONNA BUY MYSELF SOME FUCKING SKINS TO CELEBRATE
WHAT SKINS ARE THE MOST AMERICAN?
>Hiko sucking Simple's dick
KEK
wife's son going to feel this in his bones
me betting on eu against na and losing is not possible
atleast my wife is with her personal athlete (a nice chap that jamal) so she doesn't need to see me crying
Anime won. USA won. Let's dance magog.
CARRIED BY A SLAV
Why do they keep saying SK is an american team jesus
>>147951067
Americans can't pistol; only know ar-15s (m4s)
what did he mean by this?
>>147951127
me on the left
>>147951082
LAUGHING AT EU RIGHT NOW
>>147951067
vp was pretty close to beating hues and they lost 5/6 pistols
>jdm ditches clg
>makes it to the final in a major
Tarik on suicide watch
>>147951127
Krimz's audio fucked up
>>147951187
>REDDIT WON
>>147951224
Theres a south and north America you retard
>>147950916
LET'S GIVE LIQUID ALL OUR SPIRIT ENERGY TO BEAT SK
1 more team until i eat this
Just cuck my shit up
>>147951157
Id say the griffin skin for m4
>>147951231
I love America and I'm rooting for Liquid now but at the same time I'm really bitter towards Americans and I envy them really.
A few more years I guess.
>>147951187
FUCK OFF YOU MANCHILD, THIS IS AMERICA
NOT FUCKING DEGENERATE EUROKEKS
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
It happened
>>147951231
>>147951302
bitch ass nigga
WHAT UP NOW, SWEDES
inb4 thoorin officially move to another game because his region sucks again
>>147951231
>>147951273
When you say someone is American it always means that he's a citizen of the USA without exception.
>>147951231
perfect
>>147951231
top kek
>>147951127
What, fnatic asked for the timeout...
free major win for SK.
so fucking sad.
>>147951231
>>147951369
>EU is shit at cs AND LoL currently
He's hitting up Valve to get a spot on the ti6 desk
>>147951353
thought my graphic card was finally kill.
>2 (TWO) EU teams in Semi Finals
>1 (ONE) NA Team
haha na tards are funny :)
>yuro's sperging out so hard
>>147951345
Was legitimately waiting for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXh1sKkcYb8
another major for the favelas
rip fammies
>>147951403
Like.. I can't believe this fucking picture.
Do Brits unironically think they'll get less muslim immigrants now? This whole thing is so absurd
>>147951441
implying the cheats were free
Thank god my country is leaving the EU you yuropoors are fucking embarrassing
haha look at this EU cuck
bow down and suck my superior american dick, euro scum.
>>147951443
See, USA is better at CS because we actually get to shoot the guns in CS :)
savaj
>German NACS fan
What
>>147951157
Galil Rocket Pop
>CAN'T WIN WITHOUT A SLAV
NICE """"AMERICAN TEAM""""'
>CAN'T WIN WITHOUT A SLAV
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>>147951494
>being this delusional of a member of the Union Of Yuropeon Cuckolds
fnatic have lost me everything
Is there a single alpha male in that arena except from Pige?
>>147951231
>>147951552
https://twitter.com/karriganCSGO/status/751870952313610240
hahahahahaha
Can \__ i q u i d out play the favela hackers though?
s1mple needs to stay the fuck on Liquid reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How can the americans be so damn obnoxious??
>make meme icb
>it's actually possible
>>147951452
The west has always been shit at lol (not counting S1, but no one played back then)
>>147951231
mind if I post this to reddit?
>>147951552
absolut savajerery
>>147951231
>>147951273
>thinking South America matters
>>147951613
>>147951645
where the fuck can I get that paint job on my ar
For real, what the fuck happened with the double team kill tho?! How does that happen and why restart?
le fat sweating baiter jew man
"Ee-e-elige doesn't toggle!! He's so good!!!"
t. Reddit ITT
>>147951552
>>147951613
DELET
>>147951640
how much
who /betonfnatic/ here
>get home from work
>expected Liquid to get raped
>no EU teams in the finals
>>147951770
aimlock went wrong
>>147951581
>CAN'T WIN
n1 yurop
>>147951739
you do it yourself mate
Is the final a bo3 or bo5?
>I will never be American
I love America but I envy all of you.
>>147951770
his aimlock malfunctioned
>>147951770
because it's in the script. liquid are allowed to cheat.
>>147951770
FNC players called restart
Elige went Columbine
Going back to 1.6-1.0 I don't think there's actually ever been a major final without a European team... I can't remember any at least
>>147951770
His aimbot went off so they had to awkwardly restart :)
It's ok he's american :)
When time does final start tomorrow?
>>147951770
explanation is on reddit my friend ;)
check it out
>>147951859
Yes.
>>147951770
if you use your brain you can check chat and see jw called for restart way before the tk happened
>>147951647
yeah but right now EU has 80 minute shit shows every other game while TSM is clapping everyone under 30
>>147951770
fnatic had audio issues and called for a restart, elige did a tk to unofficially make it not live
>>147951664
already did, sorry mate
>>147951789
I didn't bet.
Actually I was rooting for liquid, I am talking about the audience.
>>147951957
Still shit in comparison to KR, West will never win a WC
>>147951770
see
>>147951879
>people think Liquid has a chance against SK
cute
but that would require some proper strats, SK don't play DM like fnatic
all i want is for sk to stomp elige's fuckng disgusting face into the ground so that he's reminded of how actually shit he is
I just woke up from a 10 month coma to find that Team Liquid beat Fnatic and that the final is NA vs SA.
Am I still in my coma, or have I woken up in opposite world?
>>147951770
https://twitter.com/LiquidEliGE/status/751874001597829120
NA CS xd
>>147951967
faggot
>People think Liquid can beat the favela monkeys
Oh you amerifats are so delusional
>leave amerifats to me
James & Dan > Anders & Semmler
>>147952004
i bet someone would say the same thing about the euros if fnatic won
>fnatic hasn't achieved anything at majors since they kicked pronax
>>147952051
>>147952101
L I T E R A L L Y kill yourself yurocucks, you no longer have a place in this general
>49%
Its free skines
>>147952124
GET THE FUCK OUT
what time is the grand finals plz
>>147952117
>leave white girls to me
>>147952051
i'd want the same thing if i didn't hate that fucking monkey king Fallen even more.
>>147952084
damm liquid must have some pretty dang big pockets to shut fnatic up
shoutout to EliGE though, played out of his damn mind and still wanted his teams blood for not supporting him
>>147952125
I definitely would.
Never mind, I see the light now, people are obnoxious.
>>147951798
>working on saturdays
how's mcdonalds treating you?
>>147952232
His toggles were amazing
>>147952004
im not sure if you're aware but this event is, in fact, taking place in germany
>>147951861
NO
ONE DAY
I'LL BE AMERICAN
>they won't beat the germans
>they won't beat the slavs
>they won't beat the swedes
>???
>>147952232
Great toggles and aimlock I agree
>>147952196
? They're both white you delusional stormfag
>>147952154
you're embarrassing yourself desu
>>147952206
50/50 on the combined pot
>>147952040
Fnatic and SK literally have the same playstyle. They stopped being a "tactics team" when they brought in fnx and taco. The difference is they're more talented than fnatic.
>leave whities to me
>>147952245
Most of the people that shitpost are ausfags and birtcucks
>>147952196
she's cute
>>147952343
>>147952309
I agree
>>147952101
>people think liquid can beat mouz
>people think liquid can beat navi
>people think liquid can beat fnatic
oh wait
What did he mean by this?
>>147951613
What is Karrigan's deal with Fnatic? That tac pause at 15-3 a few events back and he keeps making snide comments.
>>147951861
>Shilling
Enjoy your broken everything
>>147952332
I'm actually serious. As it is currently it's pretty much impossible for a white man to move to the US. I really hate this fucking place.
>>147952467
Favela Monkeys >Everyone right now lad
Now that the dust has settled, can I talk about non-esports in here?
I have severe anxiety issues and haven't played vs other players in over 6 months, is there anything I can fucking do to remove this stupid anxiety?
You know that Elige aimbots on lan because he plays 16:9 and you can't be that good on that aspect ratio mkay
>>147951016
fnatic can't even make a final with 5 yuros :^)
I've written an epic script for tomorrow boys
I hope you like it
>>147952084
Tha sounds fishy as fuck desu considering how fast the round reset was.
>>147952481
No wonder your country is going down the shitter when you're this much of a traitor
>leave togglers to me
>>147952359
Favelamonkey please
He's white enough though, I wouldn't be upset if he fucked my sister
>>147952470
his toggle didnt work
>>147952552
whats the verdict sempai
>>147951770
>>147951956
They all agreed that it was live again. Elige quickly realized that they didn't have much time on clock (50sec, plenty of time), so he TK'd to get more time.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
Get KEKED yurop
Sit the FUCK down.
id like to know what happened when they restarted, he blasted 2 in a main, then they restart? o ok, you just randomly shoot your own teammates>>147952524
>>147952472
Fnatic would literally joke about not ever worrying against astralis because Olof said something along the lines of "they would choke away the game if they were ever about to beat us"
>>147952470
>*DEAD* JW : ggwp gl in finals
hes probably just disappointed he didnt do as well as he could have
>>147952472
His team gets cucked by fnatic every tournament of course he does these little jabs when can
so the finals are going to be some nice, clean honest CS right?
Well, m8...
WHAT UP NOW SWEDES
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>147952518
pills
>>147952689
Not with Team Togglers, no
>>147952317
>Inside everyone there is american waiting to come out
>>147952472
he still has PTSD when he hears fnatic
>>147952629
that reasoning saved your skins right
>>147952697
>not even same lineup
Watch them win tomorrow.
>>147952645
Pre-game interviews is part of the mind-games. That's different.
>>147952625
someone's getting VACed
>>147952689
>cs go, the most shadiest game ever made, 100% every top tier team has one guy that cheat, and everyone know it, they just go along for the easy dollaz
>>147952481
>As it is currently it's pretty much impossible for a white man to move to the US
That's not true, get an education and make yourself useful. Once Trump becomes president white immigrants from secularized western countries will be prioritized
>>147952603
but fallen is a toggler
>>147952518
go outside
>>147952697
They only played this roster once though
>>147952697
Well, Brazilian overlords please be gentle.
>>147952592
My country is currently fine. But living here is just fucking depressing as shit. I'm not from Germany or Sweden or anything.
I'm sure you love your country since you're from America but I honestly have nothing to be proud of here.
>all the NA shitters that have never taken a map from non-NA teams taking pride in Liquid's run
>>147952809
How do you even defend this fucking obvious hacking. Jesus christ
>>147952809
REDDIT WILL LITERALLY DEFEND THIS AS ""LUCK"" OR ""SKILL""
>>147952792
Pausing when the opponent knows the game is over must be mind games to the 10th degree then.
>>147952472
>Team acts smug as fuck
>Make fun of them when they lose
What's not to get? Fnatic had every right to be smug of course with how well they had been doing, but that makes it all the more hilarious.
>want to get back into CSGO
>remember that i have a 60hz monitor and a shitty bottlenecked CPU
>no matter how skilled, i am at disadvantage
Hold me /csgog/.
1.6 is dying and I have no other place to go
>>147952160
>liquid went from 33% to fucking 56% after beating fnatic
this 2 gud.
>>147952629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APZW4ZIyjZU&feature=youtu.be&t=40s
>>147952859
But I'm outside every day...
>>147952809
wouldn't say anything in 1.6 but hitting those kind of shots in csgo is.. LEL
>>147952809
it's very impressive how s1mple makes it all the way to the finals in the face of such crippling parkinson's
>>147952937
second shot was pretty lucky. if you watch from krimz PoV he really should have killed simple but choked
>>147952905
Obviously you don't have anything to be proud of when your country is full of disgusting turncoats like you
Guys I want to bet a knife on SK for these ez skines but Lounge isn't letting me
Fuck
>>147952973
>getting new PC parts on monday
>144hz monitor next week
I'll do it for you.
shoutout to the yuros who haven't left with their tails between their legs and are still crying about hacks when they're the only region in the world that has been busted for hacks
>>147952697
>those last 2
That game gave me PTSD tbqh
>leave entry fraggers to me
>>147952985
>JDM tries to fight back
>>147952636
fnatic called for the pause in chat
liquid started shooting each other because the round was gonna get restarted anyway (or to get the attention of admins)
>>147953049
Your grandparents were euros looking for a better life in America.
>>147952809
THE PARKINSON'S IS REAL.
>>147952518
Just play the fucking game the only thing you should be anxious about is not having the capability or awareness to learn something
>>147953043
ill second this, elige had no business on landing that second shot, but he should have already been dead when he was dropping down
>>147953130
Plenty of euros are plain rooting for liquid.
https://twitter.com/PriusCSGO/status/751871863916261376
based black ddk
>>147951127
who the hell is the dude in the middle?
>>147953253
But I'm already good at the game, I just can't fucking queue for a map for some reason
>>147952124
How the fuck did Semmler manage to weasel himself into the CS:GO community anyway? I used to watch the GD Show every week before it died and he was annoying as fuck.
I want to bet on SK but I want to cheer for Liquid.
;-;
HAHAHA LE NA VS EU BANTER
PLEASE MORE POLITICAL JPOKES
POLITICS ARE
SO
FUNNY XD
>>147953318
t. redditors
>>147953289
semphis
>>147953180
>misses easy headshot and dies
expected
>>147953315
what the fuck? semmler has been in the csgo community since the very start of it
he just lived in the GD house and participated in their show stuffs
>>147953318
Then small bet on Liquid for fun.
>>147953335
Hello swede.
>>147953225
I'm not American and I'm not a disgusting traitor like you either. People like you should be executed for having such a despicable mentality
>>147953318
sk is going to take a steaming shit on shitquid
>>147953370
Liquid have been our guys ever since they picked up simple. And if they go with pimp, they'll still be our guys.
>>147953472
reddit literally sucks TL's dick
>>147953413
>left ez mode living of off 2gd
>became meme caster with Anders
>gets cucked by James and DDK
>>147953432
AH YES I LOVE THIS ONE
LE IMPLYING A TOTALLY ANONYMOUS POSTER IS FROM SOME MEME PLACE !!!
GOD THANK YOU XD
CAN YOU PUT A C U C K JOKE THERE? I LOVE THEM
>>147953025
LUL
>>147952923
It's called cheating.
>>147953318
This is the last time our guys Liquid and Hiko might actually win a major.
>>147953472
>pimp
that guy have been a failure for the past 2 years
>>147952937
>mfw having Parkinsons makes me a cheater
So guys, how do I become sick at no-scoping like s1mple?
I wanna get gud at the AWP just like him, he's kind of my idol
>>147953513
How do (you) know?
>>147953579
contact me bro
>>147953637
I looked at their front page
>>147953541
>>147953579
buy a custom underground 0-day hack for 1000$ like most pros outside of Fnatic, G2 and Astralis.
>>147953514
>>147953514
>>147953514
lmao
>>147953579
Le hax xdd
>>147953579
get some micros
>>147953025
>>147950916
>>147947485
>>147947485
>>147947485
New Thread!
>mfw wanted to bet on liquid +1.5 after looking at odds
>decide to all-in on fnatic -1.5
JUST FUCK MU SKINES UP SENPAI
>>147953459
>want to be happy in life and not live in a socialist shithole
>''NYET YOU ARE TRAITOR''
>>147953686
HEY MAN NOT COOL THAT WASN'T AC CUKC JOKE!
BUT AT LEAST IT HAD A
NIGGER
FUCKING
NIGGERS
I HATE THEM
RACE WAR NOW
PLEASE POST MORE NIGGERS
>>147953657
Haha okay then, are you like some kind of a guru or something?
>yuros lose at every single esport that matters
>yuros lose at every single sport that matters
>yuros lose in every single metric that matters
what are yuros doing
with their lives
>>147953025
>what are micro adjustments
this is why youre shit lol
>>147953736
>fnatic
>2016
>fnatic
>2016
>fnatic
>2016
>fnatic
>2016
>fnatic
>2016
>>147953824
I'll be waiting.
>>147953880
he could take a shit and someone could eat it out of the hood
>>147953736
>>147953880
fuck off, they're still #1 world. anyone can have a bad game.
>>147953812
cuck
>>147952942
That's bm, not mind-games since it's already over.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/479130/
This needs a Bitcoin tag doesn't it?
>Ameriobese can get to one (1) major final and haven't even won it yet
>Suddenly the greatest team that ever lived
What is wrong with you cunts lmfao
>team liquid
>2016
>team liquid
>2016
>team liquid
>2016
>team liquid
>2016
>team liquid
>2016
>>147954068
More importantly, why are there so many manchildren in this thread taking credit for other peoples achievement?
This goes for any nationality, you're all really pathetic desu
>>147953959
Virtus.Pro is the best team in the world.
>>147953959
nice meme lad
>>147953959
but this is a major lol
>Casters screech Fnatic still #1
>SK has been clearly better since Columbus
?????????????????????????????????
>James & Dan won't cast the final this Major either
1. Killing your teammates when a round gets stopped or is about to stop is tradition in cs:go for years.
2. He also helped the admins notice the chat or that something is wrong because he killed his teammates
3. WHO THE FUCK CARES - LIQUID WON -
>>147954194
honeypot wait for TI
>mfw i found out yurocucks don't have unlimited data and sms for 30$/month
>>147954127
You must be a really fun person to be around.
>>147954157
yeah, like G2 going out in the groups reflects that they're #3 in the world.
it's a joke.
>>147954194
they ARE still #1.
have you seen SK/LG's matchups? they always go against subpar shit tier teams instead of g2, fnatic, navi, astralis, envyus etc.
Watching Guardian and Olof play these days just makes me sad, I hope all SK guys take good care of their hands so we can keep seeing this high level of play that we're currently blessed with
>>147954128
DINOSOWER IS BEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW-Qvbr5cSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW-Qvbr5cSk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW-Qvbr5cSk
>>147954127
FNATIC FANBOY DETECTED LMAO
>>147954069
OUR GUYS
>OUR GUYS
>>147954194
>QF at Cluj
>QF at Colombus
>SF at Cologne
they're delusional anon
>>147954069
>>147954324
You have to be over 18 to post on this website.
>>147954331
WORD
1 Abrams tank VS 10,000 Macedonian pikemen.
Who would win?
>>147954069
Liquid is /d2g/s guys
are they ours now to?
>>147954127
You salty?
>>147954446
so why are you still here
>>147954297
yeah we have it for 15$ a month actually :^)
>>147954453
the abrams tank
>>147954315
stupid fucking faggot
>>147954453
Pikemen easily
>>147954453
The tank would probably malfunction after having moved for 100m so I'll take the pikemen.
>>147954453
Is flusha in the tank?
Think of TSM's form in late 2015
Now think of NA's form for nearly all of 2015
Now try to rationalize that NA has made it to a major final before Denmark
>>147954069
How can one guy be this based
>>147954601
>american """engineering"""
>>147954386
god i love him
>cs:go stops being a honeypot esport
>yurocucks instantly become irrelevant
>>147954453
>Tank runs out of shells
>Gets most of its kills driving people over
>People get ontop of the tank
>crew starves or open the hatch and get rekt
>>147954643
>>147954619
why is he so perfect bros?
>>147954643
>tfw no finish gamer girl
how many 1hp did liquid get? it was anormaly high? new hack?
>>147954692
>wogs advance in formation
>tyrone lets a shell loose
>>147954668
Do you even understand what honeypot means?
>>147954753
Fyi, this isnt matumba >>147954619, just a fan
>>147954453
The one that is more motivated.
>>147954762
i would fuck her
>>147951256
That's what Tarik gets for just wanting to hang out with his friends instead of trying to git gud.
Are fnatic still our boys now that they are confirmed worthless shitters that can't win?
I still like Pige but Olof is junk and Flusha is just a cunt who cant back his talk now.
>>147954762
who is this semon demon
>>147954824
Do you?
>>147954815
My Name is Janko
My Voice is Deep
When I Speak
You Go Sleep
>>147954885
>Mutu drinking Swedish beer
:333333333
>>147954910
Pige is still our guy
>>147954668
>honeypot
i want dotards to leave
I don't get it.
Why is NA so much better than EU?
>>147954453
is bloodlust in effect or not? without it those pikemen stand no chance whatsoever.
>>147954967
hello re edit
>>147955060
American here, if trump wins I'll move to europe
>post yfw liquid beat sk
>>147955046
but we are one
>>147954974
tournament is over for the day
this is now an /our guy/ thread
>>147954885
At this point I would fuck anything that moves
>>147954910
Fnatic/JW has been our guys since 2013, one lan changes nothing
>>147955131
I bet you can't even move out of your parent's house.
>>147955131
>American
>dislikes Trump
Yea take your low-T nu-male ass back to Europe LOL
>>147955060
Because they got carried by a yuro.
>>147955060
America is the best at anything she cares about, it's that simple. This is doubly true in pro sports.
who's getting kicked
>>147955060
because now that cs:go has prize pools of merit, people who aren't yuropoors can justify the effort to win them
>>147955389
>he will never be yours
stop teasing
It would be great if DOTA 2 players could vacate the premises.
Thank you kindly.
>>147955179
>one lan changes nothing
They let reddit guys win two previous majors.
>>147955238
haha you sure showed him! he got STUMPED haha amirite my fellow /pol/bro haha fuck sp*cs btw!
Is CS the most red pilled capitalistic e-sport?
>hard working and skilled players get rewarded by beating teams that were obviously slacking and underestimating them
>dumb kikes that tried to abuse the system are forced to watch the show from home and will never be able to attent a Valve CS tourney again
>>147955238
HAHA REKT LAMO
>>147955563
Holy shit how can you be such a pussy and then actually try to criticize someone online
>>147955575
yes.
>>147955478
No one. Krimz has been really weak lately but clearly he wasn't the problem here.
>>147955478
Hiko
what the fuck I love team liquied now?
>>147955575
yes, lad
and its great
Eurocuck here I don't know where to ask but the news said there was only 1 shooter in Dallas.
The problem is that during the day of the shooting they told me that there were 3 shooters. The police killed one and caputered the second one. Meanwhile the third shooter continued to fire at the police.
What is this horse shit? What happened?
>>147955575
>attent
yuropoors need to go to bed
>>147955162
SAUCE
>>147955478
They need new IGL, new AWP and new olofmeister.
>People bringing politics into sport
This is why we can't have nice things
>>147952051
I do hate elige and he probably is the ugliest person in Cs (looks like a frightened mouse) but I still want liquid to win. Sk had their major.
>>147955826
>>147955060
they arent, both teams in the finals have blatant hackers on them, legit teams cannot compete
>>147955807
yeah, you're waifu is waiting there already
>>147952124
This has always been the case but HenryG & Sadokist > everyone.
So am I the only non-sperg in here or what?
>>147956103
Nice ladyboy
>>147952232
He was actually pretty shit on cobble.
https://twitter.com/PriusCSGO/status/751874964614156288
AHAHAHAAH
LOL
/pol/ DID IT AGAIN!
>>147956159
Posting here makes you a sperg :^)
>>147956435
>zai will never make Swedish dota great again
What did he mean by this?
>>147956221
thats true, but he still pulled around on the second map which slammed the door on fnatic.
If anything, Liquid need to seriously work on their CT side on cobble if they want to pick it in the upcomming match
>>147956510
Sweden was never great at anything, they're all a bunchof nu-male cucks and they deserve to lose their women to black cock
>>147956576
>Sweden
>never great at CS
>never great at Dota
ok history revisionist
>>147956527
>diving hand motion
he's signaling the throw
>>147956710
:3
>>147955815
She's Chloe Vevrier, gl finding material though.
>>147956527
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>147956789
>tfw no one's cut inside this whole Euros like he does
>>147954610
When you put it like that I'm amazed someone on Astralis hasn't killed himself yet
>>147956665
elige is such a twink
>>147956665
You can't even fucking spell Europe you fucking redneck, you're an embarrassment to this country.
Stop hating on Europeans, most Americans are descended from them. Africans are the real enemy.
3:
>>147956872
i fucking miss him already
>>147956872
>recognizing that image
/sp/artan?
>>147956789
>>147956872
I miss le devious cut inside man
2014 was a good time for FIFA
>>147957041
Since 2008 bro
>>147956789
>>147956872
>>147957041
>>147957225
>>147957298
/sp/ is the only board that manages to be more autistic than /v/ (/vg/) and /pol/
gz
>>147956789
>>147956789
Holy shit i haevnt seen this shit in such a long time
>>147957460
But /sp/ has no autists nerd
>>147957460
>no mention of /tv/
>>147955563
Haha yeah, that guy is a tool. Hey is jerome still coaching your wife? He is a charming young man, isn't he?
Just a reminder
>>147957460
/""""""G"""""""/ /mlp/
>>147957458
Nothing will beat being in Germany for the 7-0, what a fun night
>>147957752
anyone wanna fuck around in mm with us? whatever your rank is join us guys
>>147957752
that chair when i stopped playing dotes after ti4 and became a gogurt instead
>>147957020
How new are you specifically?
https://twitter.com/krimzCSGO/status/751891240505991168
What did he mean by this?
WHAT DOES HE MEAN?
H
A
T
D
O
E
S
H
E
M
E
A
N
?
>>147958461
He meant he's gotten 1337 mentions on twitter from 12 year olds who bet their lifesavings on fnatic
>>147958461
He's referring to flusha and his big mouth.
>>147958542
>pro scene
>>147958461
>karrigan vs krimz at UFC 201
mark my words
>>147958461
HOLY SHIT
IT BEGINS
>>147958461
:^)
>>147958461
happening?
>>147958686
>le sarcastic tweet-meme
>>147958686
hi australia.
>>147958606
>fuggin ufc today
been up 24hours fuck me
>>147958461
Obviously he's talking about the fucking retards who went all in on "le safe bet", lost all their skines and now are throwing a temper tantrum on twitter.
>>147958504
He's shit.
I'm from the future.
The Katowice 2017 grand finals will be Team Liquid vs. TyLoo.
>fnatic fucking lost
>>147959103
stupid euro poster
>>147958816
NZ
>>147959043
post a meme from 2017
>>147956789
>yfw no era penal
>>147959043
>falling for the asian meme
>>147959161
>NZ
thats even fucking worse
>>147959161
>even the ref is happy
>>147959342
atleast NZ has internet
He's not wrong. It's prob about Astralis.
>csgo
>FNATIC FUCKING LOST
>>147959806
lmao
they deserve to eat shit, especially flusher and bennis
>>147959204
never forget
>>147960021
the same reason why tyloo didnt get in to major
everyone took them seriously
>>147959909
>>147960021
>1 match
>meaning
pick one
https://twitter.com/krimzCSGO/status/751891240505991168
?????
https://twitter.com/krimzCSGO/status/751891240505991168
?????
https://twitter.com/krimzCSGO/status/751891240505991168
?????
>you are literally discussing things with meme loving 16 year olds
LMAO JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>147959876
>playing on Dust 2
>am CT
>head long to try and get a few picks
>T peeks long doors with awp
>teammate runs in front of him
>accidentally teamkills his teammate
>second teammate runs in front of him
>same thing
>third teammate also gets teamkilled
>this was in a DMG match
>>147960217
lads
>>147960254
its the simple things that make the game great lol
is this reddit? how many times is krimz twitter post going to show up here? not like (You) are getting any upvotes for this
sticker sale when
>>147960345
I mean... Karrigan and Astralis are even worse than Fnatic... Can't really banter.... desu.....
>>147960345
Astralis are the guys who say "proud to be a cuck"
>>147960078
they'll get into the major when they start improving by getting actual fucking competition
they just streamroll asia's #2 team every other week (cyberzen) and never get to go up against anyone outside their region, they've literally played two BO5s against them in the past 3 days (3 - 1 and 3 - 0)
i hope the EL visa bullshit won't hurt their chances of getting invited to more international events, would love to see them improve
>>147960472
tomorrow
>>147960458
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS
https://twitter.com/krimzCSGO/status/751891240505991168
>>147960217
his original tweet had "pls retire" in it
when will euro sell all their skins
you're fucking trash at this game
>>147960478
>Astralis are even worse than Fnatic
we'll see with Kjaerbye (fuck this complicated name)
>>147960682
What did he mean by this?
>>147960957
t. person who never played go
i want to fuck m0es wife
>>147961012
He doesn't mean skill-wise.
>>147961047
>muslim
>nearly 40
>no kids
Im sure someone is
is Reddit OUR site?
>>147961132
>no kids
>implying moe isn't raising his wife's daughters as we speak
>>147961310
Ye we own it we are the shadown reddit *tips pepe*
How dead will this game be when it finally comes out how many major "winners" have had hackers/had a culture of hacking (Fnatic, LG, Frenchies in general)
>>147961132
>Implying making yet another person be born into this depressing and awful world is a good thing
>>147961492
Why would it ever come out?
>>147961492
for those who have played and observed the earlier LANs from 1.6 and source, they wont bat an eye.
Cheaters have always been prevalent, its just now people are really hush about it
>euros
Can s1mple and Hiko beat the cheating monkeys, magog?
I want to believe in them.
>>147961659
>zonic calling someone fat
>>147961659
The ONLY person fatter than Zonic is the coach of Pronax team. Astralis are retards.
>>147961659
so based
>>147953803
Do not listen to him.
You can be an American too.
>>147961764
>s1mple
>not a cheating monkey
few remaining puffs
Anyone else agree?
>>147961659
I wish this was real.
is tarik streaming in a public bar?
>>147962136
Fuck off anime.
>semi final of this years cologne got less viewers than the group stage of last year
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3hrmci/esl_one_day_1_viewers_record_and_overview/
>meanwhile LCS viewership has fallen off a cliff
is the e-sports bubble finally bursting?
>>147962136
An American would never cheat, we're way to honest for that and it goes against the core idea of us always being the good guys
>>147962403
#hiko5right???!
MLG was a fluke they said. Europeans were suffering from jetlag they said.
What time is the final tomorrow?
We should bring back oil rig into the map rotation in comp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-agiAnRYrrU
Tomorrow is the day. Tomorrow latin comradeship will win yet again over disgusting germanic individualism
>>147962402
>already back in the US
:)
>>147962734
in 16h 40m
is zeus our guy?
>>147955575
You're the sole reason why 4 people, two of which who have exonerated themselves for this community for the past 2 years now are living in depression and dissapointment of themselves due to unfair punishment. Meanwhile valve's "deterrent" is literally meaningless when matchfixing is alive and well within tier 3 teams at the very least.
Sure, what they did was wrong, but the real wrong here is you butthurt self-righteous animals that will just not let go, years after you are still butthurt. The juicy double irony of kids like you arguing for moral highground after irresponsible gambling is truly the only thing anyone will ever get red-pilled on in this community.
>>147962837
>>147963075
>>147963075
>>147963075
Zeus?
>>147962545
It could be twitch taking on viewbot sites.
It could be people are just sick of the current games, more specifically the devs of said games that never listen to the playerbase for anything. And in many cases do the exact opposite of what the community wants, makes up excuses for why it's good, and then 6-8 months later revert / fix the problem they created, expecting praise.
God I fucking hate the current devs we have for the top games.
>>147962545
Yep
Soon everyone will realize esports is pathetic and progamers are just glorified autists. Videogames themselves will be banned and everyone will go outside and have a social life.
>>147963075
I wonder if a pro like him would appreciate a place like this where nothing is taken seriously.
>>147963396
>God I fucking hate the current devs we have for the top games.
This.
CS:GO, Dota 2, LoL -- each game either run by incompetent devs, unproductive devs, or both.
Ironically only Blizzard is currently doing a good job with Hearthstone and Overcuck.
>>147963427
I'll die before they take away my neeting rights
>>147962136
>>147962617
>>147963553
>Ironically only Blizzard is currently doing a good job with Hearthstone and Overcuck.
hearthstone they have fucked up in lots of areas, overmeme is too young for them to cuck.
Blizz, in general, are probably the worst for this
REMINDER AN ACTUAL FUCKING 'PROFESSIONAL VIDEO GAME DEVELOPER' ACTUALLY SAID THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuOYmqSF6OQ
>>147963553
Hearthstone isn't a fucking competitive game, it's a fucking children's cardgame
Haven't played OW though, might pick it up since so many people seem to be moving to that fulltime
>>147963567
feel free to kill yourself now worthless idiot
>>147963553
>Blizzard is currently doing a good job
have you actually played overwatch?
it's full of small problems that they refuse to fix because for some reason they're afraid of changing anything after release/before the end of the comp season
>>147963695
>cuck
WOOWOWOWO
WHEN DID KEK GET UNCENSORED?
BAKA
DESU
SENPAI
>>147963075
Fuck off zues
>>147963831
lowercase cuck has been unfiltered for ages now because it broke links to some /pol/ sites
everything else is still filtered
>>147963831
i think cuck is only censored if you say it in all caps
>>147963916
CUCK
>>147964106
is this the new triforce?
>>147964197
what is the triforce?
>>147964809
Its what you get in megaman to win
>>147964809
>newfags
>>147964864
isn't the triforce from zelda?
>>147964997
s-sorry but I just come here for videogames
>>147964106
KEK
>>147965458
pbuh
>>147963075
>ZEUS IS ONE OF US
I fucking love him
PLS WIN A MAJOR
and -flamie +s1mple
>>147965564
Edward would be the first person out the door if they recruited s1mple.
>>147965963
but he's a core of the original navi
you just can't
>>147966041
So is Markeloaf
>>147966115
true, but he doesn't even awp anymore
>>147965519
>CUCK
CUCK
>>147965564
>-flamie
LOL, Edward or Seized will be the first to go if they change the lineup, probably Edward.
flamie was god tier 6 months ago and can still step up.
>>147966308
>Seized
dude has been carrying navi for a while now
changing this lineup to include s1mple is really hard
>>147966308
Seized is 2-3rd best if he tries. Zeus is meh and doesn't call anymore, Edward is pistol gawd. They all serve a purpose.
when is tarik going to c9?
>>147966439
I agree he's been doing well. Honestly, Zeus might be the guy to boot.
Am I the only one who plays less CSGO because you can't listen to music while playing?
This is why WoW and mobas are better chill games desu
>>147966553
>kicking the memer on the team
fuck no
>>147966553
this>>147966696
you can't kick the absolute madman
>>147966516
When Liquid officially cuts pimp and CLG signs him.
>>147966771
Who is Allu?
Why doesn't Liquid stay with this lineup tho?
Why is s1mple leaving and will jdm be leaving as well?
>>147966972
s1mple's contract ends after this major and i don't think he enjoyed living in the USA because he was homesick, so unless the whole team moves to ukraine there's little chance he'll stay on liquid
>>147966972
combination of s1mple being homesick as well as elige,nitr0, and adren not getting along with him in the old lineup. jdm is staying though.
>>147966696
He isn't even the memer. It's a guy on reddit who translates all his vids and does his tweets
>>147966972
s1mple got really fucking homesick, i wouldnt blame him, hes got a qt girlfriend and probably a loving family. the guys only 18 and literally had no friends in the us besides hiko, who lived nowhere near him (s1mple was staying in the liquid lol team house)
also nitr0 and elige got very critical of s1mple once koosta joined because s1mple didn't respect koosta at all and would get really mad in practice.
imo theres a good chance he'll get resigned if pimp doesnt work out, s1mple has literally no teams to go to. flipsid3 already said no, hellraisers hate s1mple because of how toxic he was, and navi is obviously not changing their lineup.
like i said, s1mple is 18 and has very distinct personality issues that he needs to control. he's got plenty of maturing to do and hasn't hit his peak yet. most footballers hit their peak in the early twenties so im excited for the future of s1mple.
>>147967882
DELET THIS
>>147968136
His name is like iamfish or some shit
>>147968073
>simple leaves with hiko to join an eu team
>>147968442
>An American
>Ever leaving the greatest country on earth
>>147968073
>It's immature to call out shitters
#Proudtobeacuck
#Redditnation
>>147968442
>leaving a tier 1 region to join a tier 2 region
for what purpose?
>>147968584
>>It's immature to call out shitters
yeah elige and nitr0 look like cucks tbqh senpai
>>147968442
nah seriously, if liquid lose tomorrow, Hiko will 100% consider this. There's no way liquid with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pimp will ever win a major.
>>147968584
what does the second part of this post mean
i think simple has never lost to fnatic ever in his career
Reminder that Liquid have been carried by a EU player the entire tournament. When he leaves you'll probably be lucky to qualify for majors.
Enjoy your 15 minutes Americucks.
>>147966308
edward has beed their best player since guardian's injury. navi only got really good once he started cheating. they will never kick him
>>147968073
NiP are dropping Friberg and signing s1mple. Cap this.
>>147969324
reminder 5 euros lost to 1 euro and 4 americucks
>>147969653
Slavic supremacy. He carried 4 Americucks, you mean?
>>147969324
>so blinded by rage and asspain that he thinks ukraine is in the EU
>>147970507
>Doesn't know the difference between the European Union and Europe.
American education at its finest.
>>147952085
delete this
>>147970815
this post is too ironic to be a troll
>>147970815
EU stands for European Union you dumb fuck. It's something Ukraine is not a part of.
Why do I even SoloQ?
>join match
>win first two round
>after that team spends large chunk of time either afk or sitting outside of spawn with their thumbs up their asses
>the one guy that doesn't do this is a massive pussy and keeps trying to use me as bait
>have around 20 kills by halftime but that doesn't fucking matter because my time isn't even fucking trying to win because whoever has bomb sits in the fucking spawn until time runs out
>switch sides
>bottom 2 abandon
>I now have to try and carry this dead weight on a 7 round comeback
>can't because the 2 teammates that didn't abandon are calling out my position in chat
>>147953689
>hack
>still can't win a major
>>147968442
>s1mple
>oskar
>niko
>hiko
+1
Mite b fun
>>147955476
There's truth to this.
Does anyone honestly expect small european countries to compare to America if America actually cared?
America has something like 200 million western european whites. America has a huge population of the best people on earth.
it's pretty weird that they're gonna switch to TAS for the finals
I WANTED TO FUCKING BET ON LIQUID
BUT I HAVE A 7 DAY TRADE BAN STILL IN PROCESS BECAUSE I JUST ADDED MOBILE AUTHENTICATION
FUCK I'M MAD
>>147972429
pwnt
>>147960345
Man Astralis really seem to dislike fnatic for some reason.
>tfw you take a sh*t in the portapotty in cobblestone
>>147972570
It's because Astralis was originally a Fnatic roster and Moddii, Flusha, and JW cucked them then literally did everything better than them since. Astralis has to hold onto what little "banter" they can have.
>>147971361
they're called throwers dude just go prime lmao
>>147969630
>NiP are dropping Friberg
About fucking time. An ESEA random could replace him at this point and that's coming from someone who actually respects the guy.
>>147972169
Pretty high percentage of overweight tards in comparison to other countries too
Keep telling yourself that you guys suck at football, rugby, hockey.... Need I go on
>>147972570
flusha is kind of a cunt.
It's just his words biting him in the ass.
>SK Liquid odds are 58-42
lmao NA fans overhype their teams again. GLHF outtoggling the hues if Simple isn't having the performance of his life
>>147973530
>Pretty high percentage of overweight tards in comparison to other countries too
not when you control for race. white americans have the 2nd or 3rd highest average IQ in the world.
and have a similar overweight/obesity rate to other western european countries.
>you guys suck at football, rugby, hockey.
i said stuff americans care about. there are only 4 people i've met in my life who give a shit about (european) football for example.
>>147974143
No other pro likes Astralis. Fnatic have a lot of other pro friends. Guess which side you should be arguing for m8
>>147974265
>implying simple isn't going to go completly loco tomorrow
I don't even like the guy but he's not known to crumble under pressure and if anything gets better when the odds are high.
The real question is the rest of the team.
JDM is surely reliable, but Hiko/Elige/Nitro are a big question.
>>147974467
Winners side.Neither of them.
>competitive game
>has cheaters in it
>don't buy a smoke round 1
>sissy whiteboys on mic kick me round 2
>something like this has happened 4 days in a row so I can never play
Votekick shouldn't even be a feature.
>>147963075
>>147963075
>>147963075
Holy fuck is he literally our guy?
His english is pretty good as well. Why does he never do interviews?
>>147974553
Which is exactly the problem. You have one Slav who's carried the whole team throughout this tournament. Hiko/Elige/Nitro are hit/miss. JDM is okay.
Yeah, that team is good enough for a few upsets when they're underestimated, like you saw against Fnatic and Na'vi. But they won't beat a team of known togglers and experienced finals players.
If Liquid beats SK I will literally swallow the semen I produce jacking off to Hiko
>>147974721
Lol
>>147974974
Because this guy write all his tweets in English. https://m.reddit.com/u/iAmFish007
>>147975164
oh :^(
What happened to deman and pansy at the ESL majors? Did valve step in and tell ESL they're not allowed to force their shitty casters for big matches?
>>147973382
I am in prime though
>>147975642
Deman probably offed himself
Pansy knows she is a cult hit and not a blockbuster
>>147975642
Semenman literally killed deman's career.
Pansy still in though. But since most casters work in duos she's sort of shit out of luck.
>>147975946
I want to shoutcast me fucking Panzer
>>147975642
pansy was too busy succing my dick backstage
>NA and the rest of the world make jokes about NA CS
>NA puts a spin on the meme after performing well against top EU competition
>Euros get incredibly angry and rant about how NA still sucks
Jeeze why are a significant number of Europeans so invested in this? We're just making jokes and having fun since a team we support is finally doing well.
>>147974812
>get votekicked
>I'm 30 and 4
>>147977702
>play casual
>it always has a votekick war where the good players try to kick a shittie for losing a round and shitties try to kick a top fragger for """"hacking""""
>>147977931
>play casual
Stopped reading right there
>NA about to win a million dollar major
>steel and pals not part of it
and all that for some skins that were worth 1000$ at most
Honestly fuck this game and people putting money into the scene forcing it into hack radar.
Assholes at major doing money buy cheating. There was a _FUCKING_ spinbot there and still people claim it's all legit. Are people really so blind and naive?
>>147979008
his mouse malfunctioned
are you fucking stupid why would a pro ever use a spin bot??
>>147977669
Were you in /d2g/ when EG cause the biggest Yuro butthurt shitstorm in e-sport history and they went into full lockdown damage control mode?
>Monkeys vs Burgers
The Grandfinals is going to have the lowest viewcount out of all the recent majors.
fnatic and Navi still have players with health issues. This major was a joke, most of the tier 1 EU teams weren't at 100%.
>>147951779
He cheated even more than simple.
Amazing.
>a NA team with no Canadian players reached the Finals
I think we found the secret to success
>>147952051
Elige looks like an albino monkey.
He's also kinda faggy. Delicate, fragile, i don't know.
>>147979386
>his mouse malfunctioned
http://oddshot.tv/shot/starladder-cs-en-2016011715475425
Yeeeah... I guess I'm the stupid one here. But just to mention, you could learn a little bit how these cheats function.
>>147979851
>This major was a joke
So was the last one.
So was the previous half a year when fnatic was steamrolling out of shape teams.
So was cluj where a literal pug team and washed up trash NiP made it to semi finals and reddit run and gun boys clicked heads to victory while navi was choking on their dicks.
The further you go the shittier it gets until you hit the pure retardation of 87:0
CSGO competetive scene is a fucking joke and there wasn't a period where top teams had top quality competition. It's usually one team steamrolling everyone else while fat people are having motivation and health issues.
>>147980939
fnatic was always dominant
SK dominance started only because other teams were getting injured
>>147981272
>fnatic was always dominant
I want redditors who came here in late 2014 to leave.
>>147981272
>only because other teams were getting injured
It's really not different from other teams being plain shit.
Fnatic was dominant in periods where they lacked good competition (fucking TSM was supposed to be their strongest """"rival""") just like every other best team.
Dominance wouldn't even be a thing if top teams had good competition.
How many players in this major do you think are actually legit?
i'd say at least 7 but definitely not more than 15
>>147954309
Or just keep their cheats updated, which, you know, most top level players do use.
Literally kill yourself. Watching CS lately has been cringeworthy with all the obvious cheaters such as coldzera, flusha, byali, shox and recently elige.
Fuck this trash scene, i wonder how long it'll take until children at reddit start questioning most of these bullshit plays.
>>147982407
all of them, cheating is a meme
https://twitter.com/FalleNCS/status/751851099343101952
kek
>>147978194
imagine if you were steel's parents and found out after he wasted his life to becoming a professional video game player, he threw it all away for some skins
>>147963108
>he defends IBP
You can go fucking kill yourself anytime. The fact that T3 teams throw all the time doesn't make their throw any less disrespectful.
Enjoy your child entertainers, cunt.
>last day
>still no souvenir
welp last time I'll be tuning in to these things
>>147982794
>cheating is a meme
>literally no cheat protection other than VAC
>already had pros getting banned
>pros dumping their skin inventories in the same period
>even scene autists like Thorin think CSGo needs more cheat protection
What's next, throwing is a meme too?
>>147983267
dont give up, anon
>>147983602
shove these up my ass
>>147983267
Come snuggle, hun. I just had a dream I was cuddling with a girl then I woke up not I needaffection and contact.
>tfw will never be able to properly bhop
Wtf is this shit?
>>147983602
Does getting a drop give you a steam notification? Or does it appear when you launch the game?
>>147984361
>takes a screencap of description and faq
>what is this?
Damn you're fucking retarded lol
oshit finally got a souvenir package
should i sell it for 20 bux or sit on it? will it go up in value?
first time ive gotten one since i started watching this shit in like 2014
>>147984515
open it
>>147984361
a joke
>>147984487
No your retarded.
>>147984515
Sell it then buy stickers during sale.
>>147984427
There's an ingame notification ("1 new item" on inventory button) when you get it and it shows up right away in your inventory even if you don't run the game, but I don't think it gives a steam notification.
>>147963695
I have seen other blizzard employees take that line. Incredible.
>>147984715
Tell me about stickers, how do you jew them?
>>147985082
You can either buy them and sit on them for a year to get some decent profit. See pretty much every other holo from every other tournament. Or you can buy em and sell em in the days right after the sale ends, they usually bubble and then slowly drop over the next few months. You make less long term but you get some easy short term profit.
Buy for teams that are popular and look good on popular skins.
>>147983065
>disrespect
Oh shut the fuck up you insufferable sanctimonious redditor.
They threw some unimportant online show match and suddenly a little fag like you feels disrespected. Maybe try not betting you fucking degenerate.
>>147985997
i don't care what they did. i care about why they did it. they wanted to be bad asses, tough guys. they didn't need the money, they did it for their egos. that makes it worse and really shows what kind of scumbags they are
>a rich kike and a spoiled upper middle class suburban commiefornian
desu, what did anyone even expect?
>>147986743
>they wanted to be bad asses, tough guys
Where are you getting this babble from? They said they threw because their confidence was at an all-time low after getting knocked out in groups yet again at Cologne 2014.
>>147987067
i'm trying to understand how that justifies anything. more importantly, why the fuck are you even trying to justify it all. that's nigger logic. MAYBE i could be a little sympathetic if they actually needed the money for whatever reason. they didn't. they had money from sponsors and stickers. it was purely ego motivated and you just admitted as much
>>147985997
>redditor
Ironically they're the ones who suck IBP's dick the most.
I didn't bet on them, i wasn't even playing GO back then.
The fact that they were punished shouldn't be reverted. There's no argument to unban IBP, they deserve their lifelong bans.
They value their pockets more than their integrity, and you're defending them. I wonder what kind of retard you might be IRL.
Anyway, i won't waste my time any longer, keep crying.
>he's arguing on a chinese video game forum about iBP on a saturday night
nice life gocucks
>>147987683
I wasn't justifying shit, retard. I was explaining why your post was wrong.
>>147987903
you just proved me right by confirming it was motivated by ego. keep on with the nigger logic. who is your favorite rapper, by the way?
>>147987683
ibp and their sponsors didnt pay them jack shit lol. this was before decent salaries were a thing
>>147987880
I have no social life and pretty much live day by day in absolute depression.
You can't make me feel bad for wasting something that i don't value.
>>147987683
>ibp
>sponsor money
how new are you specifically? they only paid for flights, and they tried to go behind the players' backs and take 50% of the sticker sales for themselves.
*farts*
>>147988845
*inhales deeply*
>>147988845
Back to /tv/ with the likes of you.
>>147988927
neck yourself fucking braindead dipshit nigger
>The best chance of beating the hues is a team of 4 NAs and a yuropoor slave
welp
>>147992106
With a brazilian coach too, don't forget.
>>147992535
Liquid represent the mixing pot that is america
:')
>tfw AWP is OP
>tfw valve doesn't nerf this clearly op gun
You can't have preferences anymore
It's hate you fucking haters
>>147994013
Hello cadian
>>147994013
hey reddit, what's up?
>>147994013
>It's a "Anders&Cummler cast the final AGAIN"
worst script ever
>>147994508
>worst script everdan
>>147994013
>>147994013
Why does everyone hate this guy?
>>147987758
>Ironically they're the ones who suck IBP's dick the most.
No, you'll see the majority of users on /vg/ couldn't give less of a fuck about pro players throwing for a few thousand dollars worth of virtual skins. Half of reddit wants iBP unbanned and the other half talk about how "immoral" it is and how it "could have destroyed the competitive integrity of CS:GO" despite the fact nobody gave a fuck because it was an irrelevant online show match, and CS:GO continued to grow in popularity anyway.
>They value their pockets more than their integrity
How about they valued a few thousand dollars more than an online show match? You want iBP to remain banned because you don't like what they did. You also probably want to use this largely unimportant issue as a reason to signal your virtue. It's OK to have that opinion, but you should understand that there's nothing objective about your feelings. I haven't exactly seen many reasonable arguments as to the negative consequences of using punishments other than permanent bans.
>>147995072
based james
life ban seems a bit retarded. 1 year ban would have been more appropriate
>>147994013
I've only been watching GO for a year but I am starting to get a little bored of Anders and the smug cock-sucker Semmler.
However cadiaN expressed his preference in a very MEAN way and there's only one solution. We must correct this egregious fucking behavior by SHAMING him with downvotes and insulting tweets. Censor this guy until he behaves in only ways WE want him to.
Heh, we're basically internet overseers.
>>147995403
it's not about his opinion, it's about being an autistic manchild dumbass who doesn't understand his favourite casters can't cast every fucking game
>>147995373
2 year ban
+
fines
+
some sort of charity work
Why wouldn't stuff like this work? Why wouldn't a 2 year ban be enough of a deterrent for other people who are thinking of throwing?
If you're solely arguing for a permanent ban because you think it's a good deterrent, you should be open and reasonable to the fact that there are less harsh, but still effective deterrents.
We could chop off the hands of anyone who steals an apple, but some people think that's a bit harsh and would prefer jailtime, fines, community service, etc.
Some people don't think a permanent ban is harsh and thus don't like this analogy. OK, but then I'm not really addressing you. We fundamentally disagree on how bad or good this specific case of match fixing is.
>no stickes sale
>>147995776
I recommend reddit to continue this discussion, this thread is for memes
>>147995550
>it's about being an autistic manchild dumbass who doesn't understand his favourite casters can't cast every fucking game
Yea this makes me so fucking angry. This motherfucker needs to understand he's not allowed to prefer having Semmler+Anders cast the semifinals+finals.
I'm frothing at the fucking mouth. Let's double-team cadiaN's reddit account and downvote his latest post.
>>147995159
>You also probably want to use this largely unimportant issue as a reason to signal your virtue
You see, i wanted to stop the discussion but this is such a retarded comment i came back into it.
Unbanning iBP would se a bad precedent. If match fixing is still happening, it would be a lot worse if they weren't banned.
I don't like what they did, valve doesn't either, nor half the community, rightfully so because what they did was morally wrong and an incredible display of greed on top of that. They aren't poor as some other anon said above, it was an act done out of who knows what, and they were punished for doing it. Let the community know what happens when you throw your match. Too bad valve isn't this hard on cheaters otherwise half the competitive scene would be banned.
"Virtue". Keep in mind this is an anonymous board, you don't know me, i don't know you, i'm not here to feel good about my opinions either, otherwise i would be on reddit instead, karmawhoring and circlejerking.
I also don't bet nor give a fuck about betting. And you're also assuming they wouldn't matchfix in big events, sticking only to "insignificant" matches. If they stood so low to get a few bucks, what they could do in big events huh? With a lot more bettors and all.
Honestly, you should kill yourself the first opportunity you get. No one could be this retarded.
>>147995887
I'll just get downvoted on reddit for expressing my opinion. Instead I'll post it here and let it be ignored or something.
>>147995889
How mad can you be? Why are you even posting here cadiaN?
>>147953374
looks like a hippie
>>147995896
>>147995159
Also iBP's roster could kill themselves for all i care.
And you have no reason to defend them either, you have liquid now you NA cunt.
There's no need to worship the """""potential""""" of that team anymore.
Fucking imbecile.
>That one autistic redditor who found csgog and is writing essays and taking everything literally and personally
What's your story senpai?
>>147996007
>not collecting negative karma
you're doing it wrong
never even been on reddit once in my life you fucking idiot
no you
>Woah dude chillout bro it's just an opinion, it's just an opinion bro it's just an opinion!!
>doesn't even know how to reply to someone
lmao ty
THE SALE HAS ARRIVE
THE WAAAAAAAARE IIIIIIIIIIIIIS OOOOOOOVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>147995896
>Unbanning iBP would se a bad precedent
Nah it'd be fine. Less harsh deterrents could work:
>>147995776
>I don't like what they did
I'm not fond of it but I don't feel strongly about it since it was a show match.
>rightfully so because what they did was morally wrong
Stealing a shoe is morally wrong but many people disagree on what the punishment for that thing should be. It's the same thing for this, so I don't understand why redditors always fall back to this argument.
>an incredible display of greed on top of that. They aren't poor as some other anon said above
They come from middle class families (all of them except Swag I assume) but so what? They weren't making money from competing and they weren't rich. I can see young hobos like them preferring to make money via skins rather than leech directly off their parents.
>"Virtue". Keep in mind this is an anonymous board, you don't know me, i don't know you
I think virtue signalling is a deeply-embedded psychological trait and doesn't necessitate a proactive circlejerk in communities with persistent identities. But I will say that circlejerking online communities make it infinitely worse.
>And you're also assuming they wouldn't matchfix in big events
Yea because they hadn't matchfixed before and they were skilled players, so I would assume they'd care more about the financial reward and prestige of big tournaments. The players themselves admitted that the worse consequence they expected they could face would be CEVO slapping them on the wrist. I don't assume someone is a serial criminal because of one incident.
>Honestly, you should kill yourself the first opportunity you get.
You make really stupid arguments though. I don't get why people like you regurgitate the same old stupid shit on topics like this.
>>147996082
I think iBP's punishment was unnecessarily harsh, so no matter how well Liquid does I'm not going to like what happened to iBP you retard.
>>147996553
Alright boys, Flip Faze again for ez mode or gamble on Optic?
http://www.hltv.org/match/2303401-mvp-project-m0nster-vsl-season-1
our guys are playing soon
>>147996797
VP is a good one.
>>147996553
where do access said sale
>>147997194
in the CS:GO client
>>147993395
>that fucking disbelief that krimzz wasn't watching heaven
kek
is this a trick by the jews?
>>147996797
im going for about 20 optic at .25 each i can't see them being worth much less than that
i've also got something like 120 challengers capsules and like 70 legends capsules
>>147995879
>>147997364
Most people already had the SK stickers for the pickems, no one really had TL stickers because they thought they would go out in groups.
>>147952085
pls, i need dis
>Watching OW because I'm bored
>Suspect is actual dogshit
>Topfrag on his team is the one that's spinbotting
Maximum keksimus
>>147997364
Better stock up on those OG stickers, they aren't appearing in another major
Who wants to play with me
>>147997273
thanks for the prompt and effective reply
how the fuck did faze pull this off?
were faze babies that strong
>>147998269
not me fag ahahaha
i want fodder to win it all
i'm ready
>>147992943
whoa, really makes you think...
>>147979008
>https://twitter.com/FalleNCS/status/751851099343101952
you are blind, it is in super slow motion, they are on lan w/ admins watching them play, you can't install cheats lol.
>5 accounts
>no drops
did you boys lie to me about only having to be in chat?
>>147974553
elige isn't a problem, he's been huge on TL this tourny, he has clutched tons of rounds and gotten lots of 2 - 3k's, elige is a boss. TL looks very solid w/ simple on the lineup, I wasn't impressed w/ JDM today he seem'd off so hopefully he comes full force tmrw.
However I don't think TL stands a chance against Luminosity, they are just to damn good.
was afk for a couple of weeks
so is simp1e dude a cheater or what? what's happening?
>>147998269
I will if you buy me the game
>>147998820
I like their logo
>>148000735
nah just micros >>147952809
>>148000916
>people think you can cheat on a major LAN with admins literally watching your monitor from the second you put your keyboard down on a comp that gets settings wiped after every match
>>148000916
that's fucking macro hackinh
>>148001127
Hi fallen
>>148001127
>>148001194
Have you watched fallen's stream? You probably should mr unranked
>>148000452
Give me some ;_;
>>148001485
how about I give you some of this
*unzips*
>>148001485
i'd send you one but they're not even tradable
>>148001127
>who is KQLY
the newfaggery of this thread is unreal
>>147959161
le happy manlet
>>148001750
that was 2014, and the ban was from him cheating off of lan, it just happend that he was playing in a LAN match when the VAC came out.
Guarantee you no one on Liquid or Luminosity cheats.
You seem to be new to the CS scene. It's OK newfriend. I bet you report people for pre-firing you, when it's actually normal to pre-fire most corners. I used to be the same way 5 years ago, you'll get over it.
>>148002309
VAC is always one step behind, this is how it's always been. No league has ever used it as their anticheat because of how terrible it is. Valve only caught KQLY because ESEA coordinated with them after ESEA found the cheat on one of their servers. You're trying way too hard to fit in.
>>148002629
>>148002309
>>148002738
why is he doing that?
>>148002629
Your being retarded, they literally can not cheat, even if they wanted to. they are playing on a live stage in front of thousands of people with people watching what they do from the second they sit down.
>>148002830
micro prevention it's why Navi lost
>>148002949
lmao
do you think kqly was dumb enough to spinbot? they use the most subtle hacks imaginable, no one so much as accused him or sf when they were cheating at majors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDETEW-9KfI
>>148002309
youre trying too hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQCvq5ILAVk
JUST
just a reminder that fags who think that cheating at LAN is literally impossible are more delusional than the people who create aimlock bust clips after every map
>>148003527
busted
>>148003527
how to spot a silver
Sad thing about majors, and most tournaments, is that the last day is always the most boring day. They could at least put on a 3rd place match, or some fun exhibition type stuff. SOMETHING. But no we're going to wait all day for a 1hour 30 2-0 stomp
thanks ESL
>slav shitter carrying 4 murrican faggots
>USA USA USA
everytime
Can I ask for some opinions? I'd like to hear and have a decent discussion about the Pick'em challenge
>>148004387
to say it's merely s1mple carrying liquid is to pretend that s1mple + worstplayers (old team) could be making this run
they couldn't. s1mple is a monster but pretty much every player on liquid has had hugely impactful plays this tournament. elige in particular has been a force on several maps.
i'm curious if he could one day become a superstar player.
I CAN HOLD MY LIQUOR
BUT THESE BITCHES CANT HANDLE ME
>>148004659
hurr durr
>one player opens up the map for everybody else
>surprisingly the rest of the team is doing well
hiko is ok don't get me wrong but the slav shitter was carrying them so fucking hard its unbelievable
>>147979386
>his mouse malfunctioned
nigga how lmfao
>>147984361
data mining
>>148004387
how much?
>>148004709
I CAN'T CONTROL MA NIQQAZ
>>148004571
SK is going to win
>>148005387
is it at least a bo5 or will it be over in 1 hour?
>>148005387
ummmmmmmmmmmmm check your facts
Wait you guys don't even bet real money? Just stickers? What next, trading pogs and pokemon cards? lmfao
>>148005643
only degenerates bet
>>148005935
>just shwo me eggs
guys am I alone?
no monkey can stop this man
>>148007534
big guy
>>148007534
did ESL upload these intros?
>>147951581
So desperate lmao
>>148004770
hurr durr
>one player opens up the map for everybody else
>they still get their shit kicked in because they're garbage fucking players - s1mple's former team being a great example of this
s1mple is carrying. just don't pretend you could swap out liquid's players with anyone and they would do just as well. all of them are talented and all of them have had big plays this major.
made some large bets yesterday that covered every outcome except 2-0 for liquid
just fucking kill me
>>148007534
i kek every time this pic is posted
>>147951581
meanwhile europe can't win at all lmfao you guys got SHIT on this major
So when is Eleague playoffs?
>>148008721
liquid, NA's last hope, the ESL Cologne 2016 champs, iBP 2.0, literally OUR TEAM, will not be attending, so who cares?
>>148008860
>iBP 2.0
IBP were shit.
Don't put them on the same level with TL.
>>148008998
liquid players were way more shit back then.
i don't get why people pretend the iBP players would never get better. players like DaZed wouldn't let that happen.
>even if I get Grand Finals prediction right I will still be 1 point short from Gold
>>148009175
what
>>148009314
he fell for the pick em jew
>bo3
why
>>148009717
SK has a deeper map pool and the script wants the match to be close
>>148009076
dazed and steel are stupid kikes and both were already beginning to have streamer syndrome around the time they were banned. they simply existed to occasionally shit on C9 or some lower tier american teams.
all yuro vs usa shitposting aside, i really hope liquid wins
Looking for someone to do wildfire campaign with
steam id: chris_hanson
>showmatch takes 2 hours
Fucking why
>>148010756
JUST
>>148010604
I got skines and burgerbux on SK but Ill be happy if Liquid wins
They played their heart out
pretty dumb senpai desu baka
>>148010889
>KennyS
>Spiidi
>MissHarvey
>Juliano
????????????????
if gambling is somehow banned (which I don't think it will be), will it effect the Steam market? Do gambling crackheads exist where they just go on the Steam market to consume skins thus raising the prices and instantly losing them all again?
>>148011095
most skins have inflated value so yes
>>148011051
kill me
what an ugly pink haired bitch
>>148010889
>forcing female CS
reeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--
>>148010889
>no pansy
Shes better than Harvey
>>148011051
Team 2 is obv going to win. Black ddk is p good and they have the qt juliano
newfag here, what guns should I be buying?
pansy casting the showmatch
>>148011317
esl is zog territory, if it doesn't come down to a raffle i wouldn't be surprised if the guest players are dune coons and poo in loos
https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/752071589475258369
we need to start bardolph posting tb h, famm
>>148011461
good weaponsak/m4 awp 5-7 ump
boys i need a new mouse.
i cant buy zowie gear only logitech, jewzer and steelseries.
what would you buy?
>>148011474
i would REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE irl
>>148011402
black ddk and moses should swap spots to even it out imo, im pretty sure moses hasn't touched cs in like 7 years
would be even more entertaining to see thorin finally play
>>148011632
Moses beat anders, henryg, and maniac last showmatch. He still plays. He was in FPL and Rank S for a bit
>>148011554
deathadder
>>148011538
hes reddits guy now
>>148011554
ZOWIE by BenQ™
>>148011703
Oh wait, they lost that one, I was thinking of http://www.hltv.org/match/2296889-eu-talent-na-talent-showmatch-csgo
They lost this one but moses still did well. http://www.hltv.org/match/2299478-eu-talent-na-talent-showmatch-csgo
>>148011461
p90 and bizon
run and jump around corners to ambush opponents
>>147950916
NEW THREAD BEFORE WE ALL DIE
>this guy betrayed the cs community by selling gotfrag, having thousands upon thousands of old school classic cs demos and history deleted
>hes still somehow accepted in csgo
>>148012170
>implying anyone from that era is still alive
>>148012170
Probably because he spent a decade working for e""""sports"""" and community for free and sold out in a way that barely hurt.
NEW THREAD
>>148012453
NEW THREAD
>>148012453
NEW THREAD
>>148012453
NEW THREAD
>>148012453
>>148010889
team2 will destroy team1
>>148011165
reminder that she is 30 years old
>>148011337
any DMG is better than Harvey. I don't mind female cs players, but why is she being so pushed so hard?
>>148011792
why the FUCK isn't he playing the next bond?
>>148011554
Zowie FK1 if your hands are 18cm+, or FK2 if they are any smaller
>>148013234
>fell for the Zowie meme back in early late 2014
>still memeing Zowie
>>147952923
>How do you even defend this
>noscopes have high spread
>spread is server-sided
>aimhack is client-sided
>you still have to be lucky with noscopes, even if cheat places your crosshair on target
maybe that's how