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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
chora fdp
time to cheer for our pige
GET FUCKED VP
wew ty for the asiimov virtus shit fangeys
What did ESEA ads mean by "don't get cheated"?
Is Valve seriously going to let Coldzera keep cheating after this major when everyone suspects it now?
>>147934096
wew that was close lad
So, Fnatic or Liquid? Will TL choke again?
>not turning your assist tools to eleven when faced with elimination
yoo rofl
xth for SK's cheat provider
>pasha single-handedly lost VP the game
lmao whatup polandtards
>>147934096
PLEASE BUY MY SERVICE
someone said that reddit suspected cold of cheating, wheres that post?
get fucked vp tbqhi won 30 bucks off them taking at least 11.5 rounds though, so thanks slavs
kenis
IS SK truly the bets team in the world?they are fucking sick no doubt who will guys bet for in teh finals?
SK Vs Fnatic/Liquid
im a big Fnatic fan but i think SK might take it all
>>147934286
loool
post yfw SK banned from eleague for cheating but valve wouldn't let them announce they'd been caught
>>147934286
>goes to preaim spots dude
the meme was alright until you retards drove it into the ground
guys i betted NA
less legit than pro bicycle racing
>>147934346
sk are the best cheaters in the world
>>147934286
oops
>>147934346
the* excuse the typos
what a fucking boring major this has been
probably because of the utterly dogshit group seed
>>147934286
assuming you're not trolling, you don't seem to understand basic game sense at all. there are a finite number of positions the enemy could be at at any given time, and with a full 5 man team where everyone is communicating fully, you have all the info about where the enemy was last seen. this means that a skilled player will be anticipating enemy movements and flicking back and forth between possible spots. if you even watch demos of like, MG and above level of play, you'll see numerous instances where someone puts their cross hair on an enemy through a wall. while I agree there are some majorly suspicious moments with flusha and shox like the long doors of dust 2 clip, clips like these are just the most rudimentary confirmation bias... you're not very bright if you don't realize that you're only finding these instances amid the hundreds of other flicks back and forth in a game because you're looking for them. honestly, what is your MM rank? you're like a characature of NA cs...
>>147934401
Who is "spots dude" reddit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEn1DBYTwbw
LMAO
>>147934418
God bless you sir
>>147934310
r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4s132j/how_come_coldzera_never_chokes/
>People WILL take Fnatic vs SK final seriously
>People ACTUALLY believe both teams aren't full of cheaters
>>147934468
He thought the footstep made by snax jumping was behind him you mong.
>>147934310
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4s132j/how_come_coldzera_never_chokes/
>>147934286
I guess he just didn't know that you can't shoot through the 5 feet thick structure =))) oops!
>>147934552
THEY'RE WAKING UP
>>147934468
surely he just swung his hand back and forth like 15 cm by mistake
Too bad cheaters ruined dream finale.
>>147934346
Fnatic vs SK would make for a sick final but I want TL to win this too.
>>147934658
fuck that TL are ez money for SK
>>147934418
u did good, son
Twitch tv/esl_csgo/ElegantPelicanHumbleLife
Seriously, the cheating meem is getting annoying. You guys don't seem to understand how hacks actually work.
Watch every Flusha game ever, this is how it works.
>>147934286
Here is a crazy crazy theory. His aimlock locks to the left of the actual target by like 3 inches. You can see him pull left before he went back to kitchen window. When going to peek the guy on arches, he also was to the left then snapped right, then when he peeked the final player catwalk, he was left of where that guy was too. DUN DUN DUNNNNN.
That would be crazy, but I think he's just good.
>Valve officially offering ESEA through steam
Lol I'm done
>95% of pros use the usp over p2k
>it hasn't gotten the m4a1s treatment
Why is JW the only one who has a personal song in this thread?
Everyone of our guys deserve a song
I know sk are cheaters because of how consistent they are, have you ever seen them choke? Didnt think so
>>147934626
get fucked.
sk about to take their 2nd major and u cucks cant do shit
AMA
>>147934767
It was greenlit, valve had little to do with it
>>147934743
t. undercover SK member trying to defend their blatant cheating
>>147934763
Hey I just closed the tab on that reddit thread. You copied 100% a comment from it.
>>147934786
JW is our guy.
>everyone of
Jw is our guy.
>could have had vp vs fnatic classic
>could have had liquid vs sk revenge for columbus semi final
>its gonna be another togglefest fnatic vs sk
Downvote party inc but I am convinced that coldzera is a cheater.
>>147934738
learn to link if you want people to check this out
line break between twitch and .tv avoids the filter and makes it easy to copy paste
https://www.twitch
.tv/esl_csgo/ElegantPelicanHumbleLife
>>147934821
Nah, Fnatic will take it and shut up all the sub-humans.
>tfw no drop
Not contradicting any statement here but if you play at a semi-high level you usually look through walls in different scenarios to be able to localize footsteps easier.
>>147934828
how drenched are your panties rn you sweaty fag
>>147934907
shit r u a hacker?
>>147934828
can i have a 1 dolla usp skine
>>147934907
thanks, here's your 4chan gild
>>147934959
bruh this is my 6th major with no drops
why doesnt fnx speak english? he's so hot i wish he spoke english
>>147934821
You're the literal cuck tough since you like subhumans triumphing over your subhuman existence.
>>147934876
is this thread the hltv reddit meeting?
How do you cheat on LAN?
Leave the piggy to me.
>>147935020
np now you can post like a person who isn't below average IQ :)
ahaha liquid has this fucking EZ. can't believe people think fnatic are as good as they used to be
>>147935027
tiny monkey brain
>>147934503
it is a lost battle man, you can put sense into silvers.
>>147934468
Why don't they fucking test button combinations after the match? They need to start having cameras on these faggots mouse and keyboards.
>>147935069
realistically it would only happen if they have a man in the inside "allowing" them to cheat
you lads ready to see hiko and simple fuck up some swedes?
>>147934763
I think both he and fallen are a bit overrated, they are both very flashy players. However Taco and fer seem to get impact frags EVERY round, while cold is often the last alive in both lost/won rounds so he gets a bunch of exit-frags, and the occasional 3-4k. I value what Taco/fer do alot more.
>>147935069
Fuck off /new/.
>>147935109
>>147935076
lol
pls
stop
ahahHAHAHAHA
>Thoorin in charge of providing analysis
>>147934286
>FalleN surrounded by enemies
>start looking everywhere to try to catch one
>inevitably, aim passes trough them
>"OMG! SUCH A CHEATER!"
>>147935069
The ONLY lan without cheats was Dreamhack Masters Malmö and see what happened
>Favelas out
>fnatic skip it
>NIP win
le reddit sway man was correct about nip being the only legit ones.
>>147935164
having evidence of cheating makes things so awkward though. much better to just pretend everything's legit
>>147935027
hes not really the guy to stop and learn shit, he was naturally good back when i played with him. he was a fuckin lady killer tho.
>>147935069
http://www.dailydot.com/esports/the-vaccening-counter-strike/
>>147935238
>inevitably, aim passes trough them
>through
xD!
>>147935228
lmfao hiko weighs more than flusha and JW combined kid. fnatic is about to get CRUSHED
WE SMART WE LOYAL WE FRIENDLY.WE ARE FROM BRAZIL WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD. DEAL WITH IT. :)
>>147935181
All of SK is really solid and consistent players but coldzera stands out the most. He almost literally never makes a mistake
>>147935228
>>147934984
Coldzera is the definition of a perfect csgo player, even though it's impossible to be perfect.
>>147935309
fnatic are from sweden not brazil friendo
just thorin my shit up
i will eat this
>>147935309
fallen is the only friendly brazilian i've ever heard of though.
he doesn't even really represent his country.
>>147935424
Thorin's got a big gut
Like the rest of his body looks fine. But he's got a baby bump on him
Hey guys so I just found this new cheat
What's the best AK skin in your opinion? I'm thinking of getting a Wasteland Rebel but the price tag is a bit too hefty for my taste.
>>147935426
please do and save us from CHEATING FUCKING FAVELAS
This is so cheesy and I fucking love it
ITS A CUP
>AHHHHHHHHHH
>>147935027
polish girl here
I wish he spoke polish, I would literally suck his cock.
>>147935327
the bottom picture is those who bet on liquid, right?
>>147935321
>he doesnt tilt like every other chucklefuck therefore he is a cheater
do you see how ridiculous you sound?i didnt even bet on this game either but seeing the damage control is straight up lauaghable
>>147935473
Redline
>>147935242
Delete this Goy!
>>147935242
Seems like the other way around desu senpai. Notice how NiP didn't win anything after tournaments started being more strict with cheating.
Also, DH is rigged as fuck.
WHO \__ O U N G I N HERE?
so empty ( ._.)
>flusha checking for the edge
>>147935473
Point Disarray, Cartel or Vulcan, Fire Serpent is expensive as is it shit
>>147935426
this is mine
THE HUNGER
>>147935536
>Implying NiP would ever cheat
They're literally the only team with autists (not the meme kind, the real kind) in their team
Autists never cheat at anything
>work in 20
please no
i just want to see liquid choke
>>147935321
Why didn't he kill Snax who was hiding in the connector corner then?
>>147935473
Wasteland Rebel
>>147935643
>working on a Saturday
RIP f@m
i laughed imagining someone in the crowd just socking hiko in the face as he walked through
>>147935643
>choke
Fnatic are favorite
>>147935556
\_ O U N G I N
red guy needs to go into rehab
>tfw no qt grill to flaunt your banner
>>147935525
you got baited hardcore cuckfuck newshit
final is literally fnatic vs sk, the battle of the private hacks
eat shit valve
Hiko sounds so nervous lol
Hey guys! Could you answer my poll quickly?
Thanks in advance
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
>>147934984
I agree, but you do not lock on to enemies through walls to localize their footsteps.
>>147935242
>dreamHACK
>the only lan without cheats
are you retarded or just pretending?
FNATIC GIRL IS BACK
>>147935556
/_ E A N I N G
\_ A Z I N G
__ O U N G I N G
FNATIC GIRL SPOTTED I WANT TO MARRY HER
*crickets*
holy shit olof needs a fucking hearing aid
old man's goin down
>we dont prepare
???
>did not even prepare
my literal benis :DDDDD
Did Olof become deaf?
>>147935821
Have you ever been on a LAN stage? It's so fucking hard to hear ANYTHING
WEBM OF FNATIC GIRL WHEN?
Every cheating accusation is made by butthurt neckbeards.
Feels good, man.
>he hasn't seen fnatic girl's bbc porn vid
lmao
>>147935821
hahahha so funny my fellow 4channer xD
are you 16 too? Me too!! you too?
>>147935737
He's fat and he's self conscious about it. He always crosses his arms to try and hide it. Put him in front of thousands of people and sure he's gonna sound nervous.
Fnatic are gonna win regardless though.
shit game, shit scene
Everyone cheats, everyone knows it. It is so sad.
>>147935901
fattie hiko with american lard stuffed in his ears could hear fine
I want Team Liquid to win!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013
>>147935914
in the end of the day the finals will be swedecheats vs brcheats
>>147935880
le I'm sorry I didn't hear you man
>>147935936
wat did u say m8?
>>147935954
based pige
>>147935849
>>147935995
every time
>>147935954
>>147936023
she did porn
>>147935754
bad meme but you get a (You) it was too obvious
fnatic grill is so fucking hot
>>147935954
REKT
usa?
>>147935971
>mafw (my anime face when) i betted (bet) on liquid
also (You) for you.
>>147936059
link or get out
How do they hang those metal signs in the air and take them back up? They look super fucking heavy.
SOMEONE POST A PIC OF FNATIC GIRL
>>147936059
no she didn't stop baiting people
>>147936059
post link please
>>147935242
>my literal who tournament that my literal who team won was the only legit one!!!!
Totally unexpected.
>>147936059
Well I'm gonna need to see it!
>>147936072
gotchu fammie
>>147936114
lol
>>147936117
it's on xvideos i dont have the link
or you can search the archives for it, it was posted on /csgog/ like a month ago
Liquid is going to get 2-0'd
t. liquid fan
>>147936139
>>147936225
MY DICK
I MUST IMPREGNATE HER
Stay comfy goggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwRAgbcPnE
>>147936139
>being this much of an autist
am i the only one
>>147936261
>pulling shit outta your ass
just like your mother when she conceived you
ddk bros casting
>Moses is going all out
>DDK&Black DDK
Vased
>>147936389
Is this guy the grampa from Better caul saul?
how much does carn pay her?
>>147936225
/mayaducasse/ on IG and twitter
>>147936395
WOAAAAAAH
/REKT/
THIS SHIT GOES TO r/4chan FASTER THAN SANIC!!!
>>147936389
Don't pimples go away by themselves after a while? He's always had that one.
>>147936410
fuck that means anders and cummler will get the final
>comfiest casters casting the comfiest match
wew
Anyone ready to see biggest tilt on the face of the earth?Its going to be a slaughter
http://www.xvideos.com/video1769960/whore
I found the porn
Let's go!
LET'S GO LIQUID
hopefully they go to OT and i get another cobble drop
are reddit's guys casting the finals?
fucking hope not
>>147936493
uh wow that's so sexist omg
>>147936516
If they are at the event they always do the final
>animes are liquid fans
lmao cant even make this shit up
thank god for our guys they will stop the anime menace
alright
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706090
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706090
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706090
>>147936587
not her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE
>>147936520
This is seriously my favourite caster pairing
Reposting this important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LlQUID
>>147936626
despite claims, boobs aren't sexist. men can have them too
>>147936520
>comfiest match
im balls deep in this match son, gonna be intense
>>147936516
NO
NOT ANDERS
I HATE THAT FAT FUCK
I HATE HIM
I WANT HIM TO DIE
FUCK
FUCKING SHIT
"OOOH I THINK *INSERT CHEAP PSYCHOLOGY TIPS IN HERE*"
"OOOOOH NOOO!!!!! XD NO YOU DIDN'T!!!"
FUCKING FAT F U C K
FUCKING DIE
THIS GUY WAS PROBABLY A GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT GO I WANT TO KILL HIM
REEE
REE
RE
R
E
EE
>>147935954
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
CWZ7L-4546E-ACZDA
did someone ever get 2 drops from the same map in the same match?
>>147936659
supporting my pige until the end
>>147936693
DDK and james are the real patrician caster pair
>>147936673
This is pretty sick
LET'S GO LlQUID
>>147936787
thanks for the (You) I guess
>Animefags supporting Liquid
Jesus fuck those manchildren, as an American I am now a #fnaticmissile
>>147936657
hey reddo
LET'S GO LIQUlD
>>147935321
I've seen him plenty of mistakes, stop with your selection bias.
>>147936881
Woah man don't do it!!
>>147936797
is this a good indie?
>>147936659
fnatic of course
>>147936797
fug i was too slow
>>147936845
>DDK and James
>not black DDK
LET'S GO LlQUlD
LET'S GO LIQUlD
>>147936659
our pige tbqh
Liquid is the conduit for every english speaking region
>>147937024
>>147937017
nice phone and pc post
LET'S GO LIQUlD
>>147937017
Shut the fuck up this is literally the worst chant ive ever heard
LET'S GO LIQUID
https://twitter.com/ScumbagLilTymeR/status/751832909401755649
fucking creamy is so based and unique
im glad we have him on anal desks
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
Can anybody recommend me a new headset? My Siberia V3's make footsteps quieter than everything else in the game and i cant even hear the bomb plant/tick sound half the time unless I'm sitting on top of it.
I kinda want to invest in a desk mic and studio headphones for music purposes however the Logitech G930's look very tempting.
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO LIQUID
>>147937182
Philips SHP9500
>>147937080
>>147937109
LET'S GO LIQUID
>>147937153
>99.9% of the time I'm just shit posting, the other .1% I'm probably bitching or being an emotional fruit. I swear I'm normal in real life.
Kill yourself lmao
LET'S GO LIQUID!
>Fnatic are our guys
>At the same time I don't wanna not cheer for American teams since that would be very unamerican of me
Damn, what the fuck do I do?
Coach reading prayer for liquid players
i kinda want liquid to win lads
so
LIQUID LETS GO
>>147937109
LETS GO LIQUID
who is the sexiest fnatic player?besides jw of course
I hope fnatic absolutely crush liquid
LET'S GO LlQUlD
>>147937360
>chanting for a team just because of regional differences
cuck
>>147937374
flusha is cute!
CUTE!
LETS GO FNATIC
>>147937391
That'd be boring.
lets
go
liquid
LETS CUNTING GO BOYS
>>147937391
stay butt devestated swede-fag
jdm looks like a god damn fucking retard
>>147937347
Liquid will get absolutely BTFO by SK, only fnatic can somewhat contest them atm but even then olof is still recovering
>>147937153
>you browse /csgo/ with these literal kids
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>147937182
learn to adjust your settings right retard i have a v3 and its fine
everyone report this kid spamming -_-
LET'S GO LIQUID
>your average csgog poster
did anyone get to read the script?
will it be 2-1 fnatic?
>fnatic is on
>technical issues
haha
>>147937421
wat
>>147937492
wtf i hate csgog now
:'((
>>147937510
gotta get those cheats installed properly my man
>>147937492
me in the pic
>>147937430
Who is this
Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
Skeet Treat
Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
Dick Duchess
Cock Sock
Testicle Tamer
Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
Prostate Magistrate
Penis Machinist
>people unironically like liquid
>>147937510
need to install their next gen toggle
>>147937510
krimz crashed the PC trying to load 2GB of premium microhacks
LET'S GO LlQUlD
>>147937486
me on the left
cobble PogChamp
>>147937182
>headset
kys
>>147937567
>what am I doing with my life
>at least they pay me a lot of money
>it will all be worth in the end
I NEED TO TAKE A PISS BUT I DONT WANNA MISS THE MATCH
FUCK WAT DO
LET'S GO LIQUID
salutations from reddit my friends of 4chan :)
whoever wins I want you to know that we are friends and brothers in this game that is life.
>4:3
>>147937641
le what can I say
Liquid fan mass suicide INCOMING
The best Liquid can hope for is to force Flusha to toggle and make it as obvious as possible
>>147937641
RAPE
A
P
E
>>147937641
>clearly whoring herself
>shit ass
>disgusting fingers
>3kg make up
what can i say
who else /pretendingtobeamerican/ if liquid is winning and /pretendingtobeeuropean/ when fnatic wins
>>147937739
>>147937739
how many refugees do you think she's had inside her
\_ O U N G I N
Swedes are a bunch of cucks who like watching their sexy blonde white wives take miles of sloppy BBC and be bred by superior black semen
That's why I'm cheering for USA
>>147937762
right here desu senpai
>>147937739
good post
>>147937641
i want to spank her
>>147937762
everyone does this, lad
>>147937762
no im european and supporting european teams, especially virtus pro
Liquid, SK and NiP can all suck a dick
>>147937816
wat were the maps after cbble?
>>147937762
the beauty of living in the uk
>>147937881
cache train
>>147937816
>cuckholding
thats literally an american thing tho
>>147937891
But brits are genetically and historically European...
Culturally you're definitely American thouogh
should Liquid keep s1mple?
>>147937891
i thought you voted to stop doing that
>yfw fnatic let's liquid go to 14 rounds and then make them choke
>>147937980
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
its over, the dream is dead
>>147937938
thx
I have a bad feeling about this
>fnatic didn't buy
eyylmao
>>147937980
we didnt leave the continent
>>147937956
You mean culturally Americans are British
>Upgrading armor on the 2nd round after winning a pistol costs only $350 to add helmet (this only applies to the 2nd round of the team that won pistol)
>CZ-75 gives normal $300 kill reward
>Only Deag is the pistol that can 1 tap at any range, all other upgraded pistols deal 95-99 damage at the closest range
>Increase movement inaccuracy for Tec-9 and USP
>Bullets from jump shooting will never hit in a certain circle radius around the X-hair
Will this make the game better?
LET'S GO LIQUID
>>147937956
>brits
>culture
I want liquid to win be come on m8's it's not gonna happen
>>147938043
You never were. You're on an island, lmao hahahahahahahaha.
gg ez 2-0
>>147938073
No I didn't.
>>147938105
Heres your (you), now never post on this website again
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>147937641
she wasn't very impressed by this
https://twitter.com/MayaDucasse/status/751829173660971008
Who's the IGL for Liquid?
Peacemaker or Hiko?
>>147938105
dont reply
dont reply
dont reply
dont reply
dont reply
holy fucking shit dude
>>147938214
PZmaker
>>147938097
we literally invented culture you swine
the whole world lived in stick huts eating berries until the english invented houses and the concept of cooking
>>147938178
>>147938220
hahahahaha lmao
>>147938105
hahahahahahahaha
>>147938178
>>147938220
are all ukucks this easy to trigger?
ahahahahah
HEEKZ THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Hey lads I have high fps but csgo is not smooth. Watching youtube videos looks smoother than csgo. Help pls ?
fnatic on suicide watch
NICE HACKS NA
hehe xD
>>147938213
>pads tits, shows them off in tight clothes with the main feature of the clothes on the tits area
>UGH WHY ARE PEOPLE LOOKING AT MY BOOBIES :((((( :''''''("
>>147938293
yeah, we also invented the fire
nice gun rounds fagnatic
>>147938178
>>147938220
>votes to leave EU
>isn't even connected to the European continent by land
hahahahahahahahaha
If I gifted flusha a cheap knife do you think he'd use it?
>>147938457
Stop playing in borderless window.
Play in exclusive fullscreen.
where's our girl? is she casting the final?
>tfw you woke up too late to bet on Liquid
>everyone shitting on pasha
>nobody mentions taz throwing 2 easy rounds because he runs through molotovs
>>147938457
post your in-game video settings and system specs
gimme them (You)s
>>147938538
he would sell it for 1 month subscription to microhacks
dennis is hacking his ass off this tournament
@147938623
I'm new to watching CS:GO, but are these tournaments normally dominated by Americans and BRs?
LIQUID DIDN'T EVEN LUBE UP BEFORE THEY STARTED FUCKING THE MEATBALLS
SWEDEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>win 3 rifle rounds at a
>rush b into pistols to lose for no reason
>>147938642
>Implying Flusha actually pays for hacks
>Implying he isn't a mad genius who programs them himself
n1 s1mple
s1mple is like 2015 device chasing those juicy ecofrags through smokes and shit
>>147938718
Swedes, slavs and BRs.
>>147938718
Yes NA is the #1 region followed by the hues
Ameriburger here.
I have no dog in this fight for this series, I just want whoever will slaughter the favelas to win. Who should I be rooting for? Fnatic seems like our best chance especially considering the Columbus choke.
>>147938718
>Americans
NA CS has been in shambles for years now. Liquid are the only decent team if you don't count SK. Europe generally dominates.
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>"Hey guys the AWP is there"
>"It doesn't matter"
>"Ok, let's rush that site anyway"
SWEDES GO HOME TO YOUR BLACK BULLS F*CKING YOUR PRETTY WHITE WIVES YOU F*CKING KEKS
F*CKING CHEATERS
>>147938837
fnatic has a better chance against the favela monkeys
>those USA chants
why are americans so gross and brutish?
>>147938870
LETS GO LIQUID
>>147938837
>claims to be american
>doesn't root for american team
Fuck off you limp wristed cuck.
>>147938718
It just depends on whichever team has more cheats at the given major.
>>147938718
Don't listen to the trolls, usually the UK scene wins the majors but they can't get to Cologne this year due to brexit
LET'S GO LIQUID
>>147938909
>60%
>>147938837
fnatic
FIGHT AND WIN
>>147938887
>single awp shuts down an entire team
Another game ruined by OP awp.
>>147938942
Being American too many games of DOTA I played have been ruined by hues. I want them to perish. The only good favela is a dead one.
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>>147938954
lol
nice hacks slav
>>147939073
>assfaggoter is unpatriotic
Not surprising.
Neck yourself.
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>147938954
KEK
IT'S A FAMILY SHOW
I'm a Swede but I cheer for Liquid
The best nation on earth
USA USA USA USA USA
>>147939063
they had plenty of time to rotate iirc
NO FNATIC ZONE
NO FNATIC ZONE
Fnatic need more cultural enrichment tbqh. When will they stop being racist and pick up spawN?
Fnatic snälla. Jag vill inte förlora tio tusen.
>>147939192
cuck
fnatic has no idea how to use molos on ct cobble
LET'S GO LIQUID
>>147939246
He is more successful in life than you you fucking creep
>>147939254
lmao now i want liquid to take it
>>147939246
When he starts playing csgo
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKp29Luryc
>dennis awping
the memeiest of timelines
>>147939246
good question
Fnatic noob team. Glad I went all-in on Liquid and based Hiko. USA USA USA.
>>147938951
>hue vs fnatic final
>starts off normal
>fnatic pull ahead
>taco and fallen start micohacking
>SK pull ahead
>flusha and krimz microtoggle
>fnatic back in front
>taco and fallen rev up the hacks
>just staring through walls
>flusha and krimz just turn on the spinbots
>run around with negevs
>SK respond in turn
>semmler can't stop talking about the incredible gamesense on display
How many rounds does liquid need to be able to stop fnatics T side?
11-12?
OUR GUY HIKO
USA USA USA
fnatic tilt?
>>147939246
ANELE
>>147939396
anything can happen on cobble tb h
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4e1JGYt8NA
Why aren't you guys listening? I've been telling you since Tuesday that the script has Liquid winning this whole thing.
"awesome chanting"
DDK they only have one chant its just saying "lets go liquid"
another game ruined by the op awp
is this it? Is s1mple ready to reveal his final form?
>>147939514
Its more than i've heard for Fnatic desu
>Americans can't accept that their team also hacks
What? Brazilians and Swedes can admit that Flusha and Cold hacks, pretty weird that Americans can't accept thatm0echeats
cbbl is such a boring map to watch
How the fuck is valve taking so long with the new inferno?
>>147939530
this is my favorite meme
pimp is probably sweating bullets right now
nice hacks NA.
>>147939581
AMERICA HAS BEST HACKS STAY MAD ROLF
>>147939581
>>147939567
Well no one outside of /gsg/ actually cheers for Fnatic¨
They're the most hated team in the whole CSGo scene
This is what happen when you don't prepare for your competition
>fnatic plays bad
>"but olofmeister is injured"
>olofmeister recovers
>fnatic still play bad
fnacucks????
>>147939389
10/10
Peacemaker is a genius, he finally introduced NA players to TOP CODERS.
this jdm kid is hella fishy if i saw him do this in pubs i'd report him a$ap
Has overpass been played once this tournament???
>>147939716
>Fnatic most hated team
>Not the stinky BR's
>>147939664
cobble is literally the best map fucking pleb
>>147939664
>take inferno out
>map vetoes devolve into train, cobble and mirage with nuke being a surprise based around nothing but the fact that it's a shit map that no team practices
>>147939389
my fucking sides
damn
RIP olof years
he's washed up now
>>147939716
I like Fnatic
But I like Liquid more and I just want to see skiddies get de_stroyed
HAHA OLOF SO SMART
THEY HAD NO TIME TO FUCKING PLANT HAHHHHH
HAHAH JDM DIDNT KNOW HE HAD TO PLANT
>>147939769
peacemaker was the solution
>>147939785
Eh BRs are loved by all south Americans and aren't hated on Reddit, that's more people than 10% of all Swedes
Isn't Cobble supposed to be Fnatic's map?
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
>>147939784
yes, I think 2 times, astralis dignitas and dont remember the other one
So actually i enjoy DDK/ Black DDK the most
Is something wrong with me or are they our guys?
>>147939809
That actually describes it perfectly
And nobody wants to play dust2 either because they're afraid of upsets
>>147939902
don't worry m8 they are our guys
>hiko with the sixth sense
more like this fat fuck is hacking
FLUSHA NICE TOGGLE
>>147939884
I'm from South America and I dont want SK to win, SK is a 'meh' for me.
Guys Liquid is playing really fucking well actually. It's not Fnatic dropping the ball. These guys have improved so much not only as individuals but also as a team.
Holy fucking shit this is so impressive,
>pronax was the problem
>>147939970
it's a meme you dip
Nation of cucks getting cucked!
>>147939902
They are the best
>it's the yurobabbies who always cry hacks
I knew it.
>>147939902
there are no bad casters in csgo scene tb h
>>147940041
lmao nice hacks fattie
>you will always be American
>>147939389
>>semmler can't stop talking about the incredible gamesense on display
it begins
>>147940083
anders/semmler suck
>>147940041
it's because of the hue coach
look they stop making stupid peeks anymore and basically deny any eco wins by playing so tight and disciplined
>>147940041
Too bad it's the last time they will play as a team. I fucking hate simple
>cut igl
>lose
lol
Swag meister 7
>>147940041
>magically become better than fnatic in less than 2 months
hmmm
fnatic will win the pistol round and proceed to tilt liquid
SCREEN CAP THIS
www.strawpoll.me/10706013/
Important poll!
>>147940083
sadokist is awful, him and herpeG have no idea what they're talking about
>>147940178
more like the hue got them the hacks sk is using
>>147940187
i don't follow cs super closely so why is simple leaving?
>>147939389
>>147940083
semmler
pansy
Fnatic are packing their snus in for this half
>>147940284
nys homophobe
>>147940215
csgo is easy as fuck to be good with
FNC are arrogant pieces of shit
>>147940301
Because He's a fucking child
>SK magically win two majors in a row after being shit for 90% of 2015
>Liquid all of a sudden get to two semis after being shit for 100% of 2015
>Fnatic all of a sudden become the shittiest taem in the world after being the best team for 100% of 2015
cobblestone? more like togglestone LOL
>>147938547
Ok now it is smooth but I play better with black bars. Fuck this
>>147938603
i3-4330
r250x
4gb ram
Monitor is benq gw2265
>>147940336
I hate when semmler says '__ deleted ___ from the server! get out, this is ___'s turf' like a madman
DENNIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY SHIT
>>147940423
>I play better with black bars.
wat
you can still have black bars if you're in fullscreen
DENNY S
CT PISTOL GOD
dennis is by far the best pistol player in the world
GOD
>>147940230
you read the script didn't you?
>cucks had to toggle
>Dennis preaiming that angle
>S1mple preaiming Dennis
This fucking e-"sports" scene LMAO
DENNIS
BEST PISTOL PLAYER IN THE WORLD
>>147940506
GOD DENNIS WITH THE ACE
fucking bennis is better at pistols than shoxie lads
im tilted
>>147940340
TOLD YOU FAGGOT
Dennis stole flusha's mouse
DENNIS
DENNIS
DENNIS
DENNIS
>>147940423
check temperatures while in-game, check drivers, use all low(no AA) and see how responds.
DENNIS
dennis
more like
goodnnis
>dennis decides to toggle
do you reckon flusha or krimz will be next in the rotation? round 19 perhaps?
>>147940526
edward f@m
>>147940550
>preaiming
Oh yes, holding angles is such a difficult concept to grasp.
>>147940423
black bars has nothing to do with windowed/fullscreen
>>147940301
He was told he would hang out with other liquid players but they stuck him in the LoL(?)house and once his visa ran out he just stayed at home.
fnatic turning on their micros
how will liquid respond?
>>147940613
fuck off already
no one cares about u
u are irrelevant
everyone hates u
no one reads ur posts
u are cancer
u are shit
u are garbage
neck yourself
PENNIS!
>burgers believing in team choke
simple about to pop off a sick taze
Liquid please don't lose your confidence. Pleaaase you got what it takes to beat this team as long as you don't lose your composure.
>>147940708
>mad swede who has to prep the rapefugee bull
Can't wait for this shitty major to end so reddit fucking leaves
Jesus Christ you people are unbearable
>>147940745
>tumblr
nys
>>147940708
why did you reply then? sorry Sven but I'm not gold nova so I can't just ignore cheating
>>147940658
yeah maybe if we go back to 2011 or whenever it was that NaVi was the best team in 1.6
but during last ~4-6 months dennis has easily been the best pistol player
>>147940772
OUR GUYS SK WILL WIN ANYWAY
Who did Dennis play for when he had =D on his nickname? After LGB and before Kinguin.
JW with a mac10 neon rider with 3 stickers of sgares kek
>Place buy order on A1 Hyper Beast
>Think nobody will sell that cheap anyway because the buy order was jewy
>Someone actually sells me the skin and even $3 below my buy order
comfy af famalams
>all the delicious 12 year olds in twitch chat thinking our blatantly uses WH in a major with a referee behind him.
>watch every match and still no case
I want to go back to 2013
I just found out about livestreamer, finally i can watch this in source w/o lags
>>147940886
Never thought of doing this. Hmm.
>See anything related to Sweden
>Instantly start thinking about black cock and cuckold porn
Damn, /pol/ has severly scarred me
>>147940439
"WATCH OUT "player"! "French player" IS COMING FOR YOU"
"French player" ISN'T PLAYING AROUND
>>147940813
>>147940863
Orbit
fnatic is fucking throwing i swear
E-GOD
is JW the dumbest pro player
>dennis
OUR BOI ELIGE
Dennis all you had to do was hide..
Of course he's going to make it god damn casters
>>147940772
muh secret club
>>147940959
Fuck off anime.
https://twitter.com/YNkCSGO/status/751844406731350017
>>147940905
>being so new that you think LAN cheaters use wallhacks instead of microtoggling aim assist
>>147941060
>expecting cucknatic to make correct plays
>>147940948
fucking faggot pic related is probably you
FUCKING HACKER ELIGE FUCK OFF FAGGOT DOWN Syndrome FACE
>>147941070
elige fucked the script said to let it blow
our boy needs to focus
>>147941115
JUST
>9-11
this triggers the American
That was JDM's fault
>>147941124
>jdm
>choking again
>>147941134
No, I hate cucks and nu-males as much as the other guy, I don't even fap to it
It's just that Sweden is such a cucked country that I can't NOT associate it with BBC
get fucked elige
>>147941060
how did he know he didn't have a kit
FUCKING JDM
>>147941115
>this is a 10/10 in serbia
>>147941115
>>147941215
terrorists win
>>147941115
haha
>"Good luck using that mac-10 agaist aks"
I TOLD YOU 10 ROUNDS WASN'T ENOUGH
the SMG money farming is so silly fammies
>>147941460
is that a tranny?
Nice aimlock Elige
OLOFMEISTER BOOSTMEISTER
ty JDM haha
>>147941556
https://twitter.
com/_mrsmusic
>>147941587
BOOSTMEISTER
TL pissing away their lead once again
If liquid lose this it's JDM's fault
team infiltrated
throw status: soon
Why are maps that are ridiculously one sided allowed?
>>147941739
Why is his head so tiny in relation to his body?
>>147941774
manlet
Krimz and Dennis are desperately obvious
>>147936542
tilt is real
>>147941774
looks normal to me
in fact i'd say he is closer to being big headed
>Flusha hears Elige jumping around like a fucikng retard
>Chat spams VAC
So is everyone in Twitch chat silver or what?
>>147941739
>earings
what a faggot
>>147941676
disgusting, a tranny
>>147941885
>hearing jumps at that distance
do you even play the game?
>>147941774
his head is fucking huge in that image wtf
reminder that s1mple was already banned for cheating before and he keeps doing it
>>147941754
take a look at this faggot
>>147941885
>>147941943
He heard Elige shoot earlier and knew where he was based on his kills.
"Leave NA to me"
>Fail to get single "key" kill due to bullet RNG
>Lose the round
>Lose 2 more rounds because "economy"
Nice game, gotards.
>>147941885
Yes, consult csgog for a gold nova perspective
>>147941885
VAC spam is cancer
kqly ban made twitch chat cancer unfortunately
fugin baguette
>>147941943
>hearing jumps at that distance
>that distance
lmao
CS would be an objectively better game if every round was a gun round with no 'economy' bullshit.
pce maker
>>147942014
Huh? I don't play this fucking game I'm just watching this shit because it has so many viewers.
This map is obviously way better for the Terrorist side. Why is a map that is so unbalanced allowed to be played in a tournament?
>>147942018
Leave EU to me
>>147942091
retard dont reply to me ever gain
>free 1 minute to toggle
why is this allowed
>Upgrading armor on the 2nd round after winning a pistol costs only $350 to add helmet (this only applies to the 2nd round of the team that won pistol)
>CZ-75 gives normal $300 kill reward
>Only Deag is the pistol that can 1 tap at any range, all other upgraded pistols deal 95-99 damage at the closest range
>Increase movement inaccuracy for Tec-9 and USP
>Bullets from jump shooting will never hit in a certain circle radius around the X-hair
Will these changes make the game better?
>>147941885
>TACO hears pasha jumping around like a fucikng retard
>thread spams VAC
So is everyone in /csgog/ silver or what?
16-13 fnatic win
>>147942216
>do you even play the game
>that distance
go into a map, spawn a bot
bot_mimic 1
jump & listen from the exact positions
>>147942167
> I don't play this fucking game
Feels like 99% of all retards in here don't, considering how retarded most posts are.
Stop fucking posting if you don't have atleast 500 hours in CS
>pause
>toggle
>win
every single time
>>147942251
ugly anime girl
>>147942138
Nah but pistol rounds are too valuable and CT resets are too harsh.
>there is a swede in this very thread who unironically thinks flusha has ever cheated
and teams still don't check the nigger corner on the A site
>be nitro
>can't aim because i'm on addy
holy fuck simple is insanely fast
Should I, anons?
its crazy how teams loses a map for not checking that corner
NICE HACKS NA FUCKS
black ddk is fucking awesome
>>147942310
you will hear your own jumps, retard
LET'S GO LIQUID
>fnashit
slav here
USA USA USA
FUCK THE SWEDEKEKS
>>147942167
every team gets to play the terrorist and ct side on a map
>>147942419
no you retard
its happening, our guys are doing it
Liquid status:
[X] DOING IT
[ ] NOT DOING IT
>>147942475
clap clap, clap clap clap
>>147942419
do it
>>147942470
and the bot landing
>>147942434
better than u
>Cobblestone: the tournament
I wish the map pool was actually interesting.
>>147942421
This shit happens so many times
>>147942167
Seriously kill yourself, you braindead retarded nigger.
>>147942487
>Being mad that your 3rd world players couldn't afford same hacks as USA, Sweden and Brazil
Must feel pretty bad to not be 1st world
Oh god what if the chokening is coming ?
>>147942487
im also a slav
im also cheering for overweight jewish golfman of inhuman reactions
im also posting dording
coincidence? i think not
>all these rebbits who hate s1mple because he's (((toxic)))
kys desu
Lawd bless ddk and black ddk
COME ON FNATIC
>>147942558
he really isn't
LEAVE
MEATBALLS
TO
ME
>>147942518
Neck yourself reddit.
Katowice 2014 was the best tournament in CS:GO history. Anyone disagree?
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>147942434
where the fuck is he looking
>>147942579
>no inferno
>no one picks mirage
>nuke
Nuke was a mistake
>>147942672
How much? :)
>>147942550
not when your own jumps cover up the bot sounds, retard
holy shit you're retarded
>eucucks
>>147942672
t. autist
>>147942579
the veto system changed
and the map pool changed
really made this major shit
>>147942672
fuck out of here mate
are u fucks ready
NICE FUCKING HACKS NA SHITTERS
lmaoooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I welcome all the liquid redditors
sup
Elige can't be stopped.
>>147942598
relax abdul
>>147942606
they're stepping up i hope they blow out the swedes and the hues
>flick
>>147942684
Cologne 2014 was IMO cloud 9 hype was catually justified , and NiP,Envy werent fucking garbage then
Holy fuck
>>147942743
you will hear it lmao
if you are deaf
jump + press s
ur on a slope??
the slightest air strafe back & you will hear the bot landing before you.
>>147940192
>both teams kicked the IGL
THE PERFECT BAIT
how did jdm miss that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaKboBl8Pk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaKboBl8Pk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaKboBl8Pk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaKboBl8Pk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaKboBl8Pk8
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
HAHAHAHAHA
WHERE ARE YOU NOW EU KEKS
NO EU IN GRAND FINALS
>yfw usa
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>walking around scoped in
washed up cuck
now that cs is dead and confirmed semen slurp (usa winning) what game should i start playing?
>>147942839
t. autist
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LIQUID
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JDM GETTING CARRIED
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>jdm
>JDM chokes
>team bails him the fun out
FUCKING JDM STOP BEING A FAGGOT
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liquid has no chance on cache
HIKO WAS RIGHT
why are the shit casters not synced with what's happenning in the game? fucking valve
>>147940192
>kick extie6isntn
>play better than ever
>>147942991
lmaooo
sup redditor
THIS FUCKING TEAM MAN
SO FUCKING GOOD MAN
>all these na fangays that didn't read the script
>all these na fangays that are doubting
nice hacks usa, wonder who gave them to u
This thread reminds me of every semifinal between EU and NA ever
They always win map one and then the Swedes turn on their hacks
Happened vs C9 last year aswell
jdm whatever guy is beyond terrible top fucking lel
Does JDM whiff so much because of lounging?
>its another favelas win the major episode
It's so exciting watching which team has better hacks
HELLO EUROS
YUROPOORS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST GOT A PACKAGE BOYS
still no drops
>what up now swedes woo
>SK wins
>hax!!
>Shitquid wins
>le we are doing it go ameriga :----DD
Really???
Guys did you see that celebration after they won that map? It's over. It's fucking done. They just blew their load. How are you going to keep going with a flaccid dick?
its over
NA is winning
compare this webm to the next one i post
>>147943052
just let us spam usa for our one map like we always get to
>SWEDEN
>>147943008
lounged out of stratosphere
>>147943046
>>147943048
>>147943052
>>147943054
>>147943059
>>147943073
>>147943108
>>147943120
>>147943132
YUROPOORS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>our guys lost
>>147943059
scream in happiness right?
>>147943118
They're young, refraction period is only a few minutes
Sometimes it feels real fucking good to be American
xD!
>>147943108
They both hack and they don't even bother disguising it
>tfw they doubt the based cumbek man after one map that wasn't fnatic's pick
lmfao
>>147943108
shut up Eduardo
>>147943108
Let's be honest here, only white guys are worth cheering for.
>>147943132
Is his wrist ok???
>anericans basically gift wrapping the major to the brazilians
:/
>>147943190
LE EPIK NA VS EU BANTER BRO!!!
KEEP IT UP THIS SHIT GOES TO r/4chan SAY HI BRO!
WE DID IT!
july 4th and then liquid in this major
I can only get so american
>they really REALLY think Liquid will win
Lmaoing so hard @ u burgers.
>>147943237
yeah that's why fnatic are our guys
eh, 2-1 for fnatic.
makes my cache handicap bet even more valuable.
>>147943108
>>147943073
>>147943059
>>147943046
>>147943048
>>147943224
EUROPE
IN
FLAMES
>>147943132
>>147943265
he uses 3.09 sens so he's fine
>NA winning thanks to yuropoor's help, it's like their independence war all over again.
>>147943262
let's go /int/ boys
>>147943237
SK is white.
there is ACTUALLY no way they let simple go
>>147943224
me right now desu
>>147943332
me in mm
>>147943059
>>147943367
To bad he doesn't want to live in your shit hole country
Screencapping this thread right now so post your dankest and most memes
Will post pic when NA wins this major and shuts up eurocucks, slavdumbs and brazilmonkeys for good
USA USA USA USA USA
FLUSHA SAID LIQUID DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EXTRAORDINARY AGAINST NAVI ON COBBLE
AND THEN FNATIC GOT FUCKED
LOL
>>147943410
ResidentSleeper EleGiggle
>>147943292
eventually the heart gives out
>>147943190
I am for Liquid, just jdm is fucking choking lel
>>147943237
That's one hot opinion bro.
>>147943332
>cherrypicking
>>147943343
>NA winning thanks to yuropoor's and favelas
It's better.
>>147942138
Don't worry FaZe, you still have Call of Duty.
>>147943350
t. """""""""""""""North Brazilian"""""""""""""""
>>147943410
>>147943450
Back to bed please twitch chat kiddos
>tfw no lanhora fv
so who wins on cache?
>>147943332
are you being stupid on purpose?
S1mple's flick was much easier. Hitting a jumping target is easy when you know the direction they're headed in, which can't be changed drastically in air.
JDM's target literally moved at the last second.
>>147943412
yea i'd prefer wartorn ukraine over the greatest nation in the world ever too
\__
>>147943415
YOU AND I bth know that bbc (big brazilian cock) will win it all.
NA will never win two maps aginst our guys
>>147943546
Too bad that's what he thinks hence why he never went back after Columbus
>>147943415
But anon, liquid is also brasil now, which is why I also root for them.
>>147943415
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BY STOPPING IMMIGRANTS*
(* ukrainians allowed)
>>147943476
Seeing fair-skinned people as beautiful and noble is some subconscious perception shit.
>>147943497
>cherrypicking
>n.
>Selecting only the best from a group or other range of choices.
checks out, jdm can't awp
NEW THREAD:
>>147943638
>>147943638
>>147943638
>>147943638
>>147943536
fnatic in ot
liquid stomps them in train
lmao at all these na fags who think that liquid 16-0ed fnatic
It was 16-13 to liquid on their own map pick, this is not that good a sign
>>147943523
>Catching the bait
>>147943647
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WILL BE STOPPED
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, JÉSUS
>>147943367
If simple can't join Navi he's an idiot for leaving.
>>147943518
>implying
The south is my country.
Ok if liquid wins it 2-0, i'm going toget upset about my inventory loss
>>147943841
fnatic threw the game for skins
are they playing on 128 tick or 64?
>>147943841
literally a 0% liquid wins on cache
>>147943769
Southern Brazil has the worst kind of people there is.
Fucking boças everywhere, meu.
You guys ACTUALLY sound like that fat fuck, AND are just as dense. It's disgusting.
In Rio, although is technically southeast, their accent gets annoying but are okish people, but with too much "thug-ish" culture, they are generally too annoying to deserve any attention.
If you're from POA, though, you're just a german ball sucking racist:^)
Other states are either fine or irrelevant
Northeast has the best accent, best food, best people, best tourism, best places to live. And before anyone try to get into the economic situation out here, just study a little about brazillian economic history.
Anyone else get the Sweden flag with "OINK OINK JW" on it?
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
MAKE SOME NOISE IN THIS BIOTCH
>Fnatic and NA fan
>picked Fnatic on team pickem and TL players in the player one
Who /dondolo/ here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo5e6HYiicg
dennis with his pistol-only microhacking
>>147944882
if you kill your enemies they win
>JUST DANCE MAN
Who was talking shit about my boy JDM?
Im at work gog. How are our boys going against these amerifats??
>>147944518
>Northeast
>Best anything
If I wanted to live in a desert and talk like a retard, I'd go to africa.
>>147945375
fnatic lost cbble
3-1 to fnatic on cache
>>147945426
Thanks mate
S1mple vac'd when?
>>147949398
when he starts cheating.