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Heavyweight Champion Edition

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc

New /gerg/ game, from the makers of Shadowrun Returns
http://battletechgame.com/

Armored Core:
http://pastebin.com/Ek3kMtZW
http://pastebin.com/WSq32Amg
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/armoredcorevg

Mechwarrior Living Legends:
http://www.mechlivinglegends.net/

Living Legends Installer + Gamespy fix:
http://forum.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php?topic=19022.0
http://forum.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php/topic,20422.0.html

Living Legends Server Stats (Use this to check if anyone is playing):
http://stats.spikx.net/mwll.html

The HAWKEN zombie marches on:
https://www.playhawken.com/

Heavy Gear Assault:
http://www.heavygear.com/

M.A.V. (Now with more Chromehound legal rights!)
http://www.bombdogstudios.com/index.php/blog/

MechWarrior Online:
http://www.mwomercs.com/

How to start MWO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imffSrJ4O7s

New Player's Guide to MWO (aka the Manual):
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1bmIEjECA6IbWRm92vmylZNv2QYVc5gXO7CT9jMITOrM/edit

Get your all seeing eye here:
https://mwomercs.com/cyclops

Play Snake on your SamsungEproduct of choice today:
https://mwomercs.com/viper

Light up the Night:
https://mwomercs.com/night-gyr

Kong PodKast #25: Heavy Gear Stuff
http://kongkast.libsyn.com/kong-kast-25-gear-bays-black-market-and-pets-oh-my

MWO Mechlab:
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab

MWO Heat Simulator:
http://keikun17.github.io/mwo_heat_simulator/

Kanajashi's Video Tutorials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGPYOrhEFtg

Group Mumble Info:
kong.stepoff.com
port:7777
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page 6 no replies. Fuckoff,greg.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8EOpIFE6L8
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Melee when?
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nth for no PS4 port of MWO ever.
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So Evolve is making a comeback.
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>>147934668
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For everyone who missed it last thread.

HGA update is available.

http://forums.heavygear.com/discussion/1242/changelist-july-8-2016
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>>147936428
Good to see those devs are still chugging along.
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>>147933871
But that would be more than minimally viable.
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>>147933871
When Heavy gear comes out.
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>tfw power outage in the middle of a crysis 3 session.
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>>147933313
Cute.

Also, Rip Kakos the Kong Hitler.
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will the Cyclops be viable?
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>>147945180
yes

4UAC5 will be just dandy
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>>147945180

No, it's a shitmech with a gimmick quirk that's not listed as a quirk.
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>yfw your pub team wins against a 11-man drop
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>>147948826
aaand we did it again
poor guys
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>>147948826
>those damage scores

your team didn't win anything
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>>147948826

>you "win" 3-8 on caps, double digit memes everywhere

Odds are, they ended up with more money and better stats off each match than you did even with the "loss".
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>>147950846
mad BWC detected
>>147951267
this was their highest point out of more matches we played against them
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ded thred
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Would you like to buy a mechpak?
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>>147954676

Crappy CW event + tournament causing burnout is a nasty combination.
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>>147955960

You're on an island. The game's in the best state it's ever been.
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>it's a "cancer votes for alpine" episode
The MWO show has way too many reruns.
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>>147934476
I JUST WANT TO PLAY MWO, GIVE ME A PS4 PORT DAMMIT
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Is MWO fun yet?
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Wanna
Cum
In
Kit
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>>147963604
>tfw Kit will never send you feet pix
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>>147965063
>tfw you will never be harabec or pizzadog and get tit pics from her
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>>147965063
>tfw you'll never cover Kit in your "decals"

Decals this patch btw, 90 different decals at start. Decal packs to be sold for $5.
Russ's twitter confirms.
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>>147965420
Just buy her a mech pack. I'm sure she'd love the Linebacker :^)
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>>147965452

>yfw PGI has been promising deckels since the original UI 2.0 patch back in 2013.
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>go in
>team leaves me alone
>die
>dont go in
>team feeds themselves one by one
>die
FUCK
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Memedrops happening
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Are PGI writers competent enough to even come up with a single player campaign?
What story would you like to see told in a new MechWarrior game?
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>>147970249
How Kong Interstellar mercenaries were captured by female clanners and taken as bondsmen. Sexually, I mean.
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>>147970249

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYBYMCRdtUE
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>>147970953
>hol up stranger
>ahh you got me
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>>147972493

>I reckon you ain't here to talk about the past.
>I reckon.
>we should probably get down to business.
>I reckon so.
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Why PGI?
Why can't I sell this horrible piece of shit, and why would you give me two of them?
Please take this hell from me.
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>>147973889
it's not that bad with an ac/20 and srm12
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>>147974668
But I have TWO OF THEM.
I only need one. The other one is taking up a mechbay, and almost 2 million Cbills I could use to... I don't know, buy another Cent to grind them out?
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>you will NEVER play your megahound ever again.
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>>147973889
If you message support they can straight up remove it but you won't get cbills for it.
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>>147978550
Still too small to be honest

They can make the lighter mechs small when they unfuck their hit detection and latency, I pummeled the fucking shit out of a wolfhound that got caught on a rock for a couple of seconds today and it basically did nothing. I was in an assault and throwing around enough shit to walk through heavies, and the wolfhound didn't even go into internals in any bodypart despite being at almost 0 speed.
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>>147979031
I play at 300 ping and have absolutely no issues hitting anything.
Git gud.
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>>147979531
I finished the match with like 800+ damage and multiple kills, that wolfhound was the only thing that randomly decided to turn on iddqd.
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>>147979031
>>147979738
It's not a matter of it's size.

It's a matter of it being bugged and stuck in the map. That's what fucked up hit detection not latency or the server or even your aim.

There's almost nothing wrong with hit detection and wolfhounds are huge.
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>tfw you outdamage the G-Lords at their own game

pitiful. as expected of clancer scum.
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>>tfw you ask Kit out and she says yes

Guys is this what heaven feels like? My heart is bursting, I had no idea I could be this happy. We're all gonna make it bros, this world does have a chance after all.
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>>147984550
You gon get cucked.
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>not setting Burn loose on snekgrills and watching an enraged drunken indian have his way with the reptilian whorde
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>>147963604
same
a
m
e
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>>147984550
I don't date nerds
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>>147987264
>I don't date

Fixed that for you :^)
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>it's a shitty kitty titty thread
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>>147987527
Kit confirmed for only doing hookups.
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>3LPL Archers
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>>147987264
>>147987264
WEATHERMANE: so hey Kit, you're pretty cool, I'm pretty cool, do you know what I'm thinking?
Adepta SororKitas: uhhh huh? what?
WEATHERMANE: we've got chemistry, kit. let's be honest.
Adepta SororKitas: I mean, yeah. what's up?
WEATHERMANE: yeah well I enjoy all the flirting we've done
WEATHERMANE: but really... I want more.
WEATHERMANE: I think about you constantly, you're always on my mind
WEATHERMANE: so what do you think.
WEATHERMANE: wanna do this thing?
Adepta SororKitas: ... go on
WEATHERMANE: fine, you want me to just spell it out for you? KIT DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
Adepta SororKitas: you know what
Adepta SororKitas: let's
Adepta SororKitas: get
Adepta SororKitas: dangerous.
Adepta SororKitas: sure thing <3

so? what did this mean then, babe? <3
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>>147988319
Well you've definitely got this lurker's attention, I'll give you that.
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Guys, I need to create about 40 cannon fo- I mean konglets for my Long Dong campaign. Some of you will probably be made into MECs.

So here's what I need:*
*Race (for skin color)
*Hair Color
*Facial Hair
*Name (First, Last, Nickname)

**For first name everyone will be konglet or klord
**Last name will be what you choose or part of your online handle if it's two words/is too long otherwise
**Nickname will be your online handle
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>>147989638
:^^^)
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ded thred
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>>147991953
rippity rip in pieces my dooderooni's from another mooni
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Boo
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>>147994120
FRUMPY DUMPY KIT IS IN LOVE WITH MASTER GRUMPY GREGGULES GRUMPY DUMPIES SHE GIVES GREGGULES THE TENDIES AND TAKES CARE OF THE DUMPY TENDIES WITH HER MOUTH AS BEST AS SHE CAN. FRUMPY DUMPY KIT IS IN LOVE WITH THE GRUMP DUMPIES AND SHE IS BEING VERY HAPPY BEING FOREVER ENTRAPTURED TIED UP IN THE GRUMPED DUMPY GREGGULES DUMPY HOME

FRUMPY DUMPY KIT TIED UP SALACIOUSLY TAKING CARE OF GRUMPY GREGGULES GRUMPY DUMPYS RELIGIOUSLY BUT SHE IS NOT UPSET SHE LIKES HIS GRUMPY DUMPEYS THE KITTY KAT PLAYS IN THE TIED UP FOREVERMORE FRUMPY DUMPY KIT

THE GRUMPY GREGGULES ROAR SUMMONS THE FRUMPY DUMPY KIT EVERY NIGHT TO CLEAN UP THE RAVAGING OF THE DAYS TENDIES FRUMPY DUMPY KIT BOUNDS EXCITINGLY TOWARDS THE GRUMPY GREGGULES AND TRIES HER BEST TO MAKE THE GRUMPY GREGGULES CLEAN FROM HIS GRUMPY DUMPES AFTER THE CLEANING FRUMPY DUMPY KIT REWARDS THE GRUMPY GREGGULES WITH MORE TENDIES, EXCITED TO TAKE CARE OF THE GRUMPY DUMPY THAT THE TENDIES MAKE BECAUSE FRUMPY DUMPY KIT LOVES THE GRUMPY DUMPY AND LIKES BEING TIED UP FOREVER SERVING THE GRUMPY GREGGULES IN HIS GRUMPY DUMPY HOME

FRUMPY DUMPY KIT LOVES HER GREGACIOUS GREG FOREVERMORE WRAPPED UP TIED DOWN ENTANGLEMENT RIGHT ONCE WAYS DOWN IN THE LOVELY DUMPY HOME OFR THE LORD DUMPY GREGGULES
FRUMPY DUMPY IS NOT UPSET SHE WISHES FOR MORE OF THE GRUMPY DUMPED FROM MASTER LORD DUMPY GREGGULES FRUMPY DUMPY KIT GOES OVER THE MOON FOREVERMORE TIED UP NEVER ALLOWED TO CUM FRUMPY DUMPY KIT
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>>147994120
Hoo
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________ is the best robot in the game

99% of kongolians fail this test
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>>147995340
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>mumble
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ded
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>>147995482
This is actually a trick question because both Dashing and Kaelus (elder ex-kong lord) fought for the ultimate Lord title within KONG.
On the eve of the great split of SCkong/MWOkong both were found to have been muted (locally) by 97% of KONG members that used voip software. ("3rd Book of KONG" 2014 Dudebot&Phillipe et al.)
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Never forget the macromap disaster.
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>>147932492

Question:

What's the tankiest (as in, most durable) mech in a big, close-medium range teamfight?

Arm shielding can help a lot if you're only worried with fire coming in from one direction, but I wanna try out a mech that can essentially absorb a lot of damage in a messy melee that would otherwise be going towards more squishy teammates.
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>>148001983
I wanna say Black Knights and Warhammers.
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Boo
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^cont. from previous chapter.

Years of normalfaggotry had encrusted Haruko's heart in a hard shell of ice and stone, but now, for the first time in a very long time, something stirred inside of it. She edged forward across Kit's prone form, feeling a golden glow spreading across her body. Her fingers tingled with power. This, this was the might of the Kong Lords. She knew now that this is what she had been seeking her whole life, unknowingly. It instilled in her a burning passion to defeat her foes, inexorably, towards victory. And in that passion, she found herself in front of her prize.

"Haruko, you look scary. What are you going to do to me...?"

Kit was resigned to her fate. Under her pleated cosplay skirt, something tiny - yet persistent - twitched and pulsed. It felt like an itch, and as time went on, she began desperately wanting to scratch it. Just a little rub would be enough. Her hand moved subconsciously down towards her waist. Inch by inch... until, suddenly, her wrist was pinned by Haruko's soft hand.

"No, Kit. You don't get to move. Not unless I say so."

Kit gulped, but then nodded curtly. Her place here was obvious. She shivered as Haruko gently shimmied forward, edging ever closer to the absolute territory between her legs. One, intent on her conquest. The other, shivering with her need to be conquered. In this moment, her newest feature decided finally to make itself known - she realized that the warm, tight sensation between her thighs was actually her tumescence pressed taut against her underthings, making an unsightly - yet somehow alluring - tent in her pleats. Haruko's eyes moved down, then slowly up. Her face cracked into a grin.

"I bet you want someone to give that a few pets."

Nod.

"I bet it's bothering you so, so much."

Nod, nod.

"Too fucking bad."

Haruko rose, crawled forward, and planted her thick thighs around Kit's face.

"Time to drop. If your match score is high enough, maybe we'll let you join the A-team."

Cont.
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Not even the fic can save us from page 10.
Kit has failed us, and none shall ever make with her immaculate kittens in her kitchen.
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>>148005164
>Years of normalfaggotry had encrusted Haruko's heart
you're failing to mention kits crust though
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>>148005164
GET OUT FUCK OFF
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>>148005164
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>>148006684
An impregnable armor forged by the mightiest cocks in all the known universe, Kit's Armor is nothing to joke about.
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>>148006693
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>>148006993
No, sex is objectively disgusting and so are all of you.
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>>148005164
wonder if there's a pastebin of the previous chapters lying around anywhere
could come in handy


no pun intended
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>>148007223
says the bitch who let a furry femboy knot her asshole

the only disgusting there here is you
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>>148007223
whatever you say, mom
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>>148007407
Stop posting Simon you shota fuck I know thats you
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>>148007223
>sex is objectively disgusting
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>>148007445
no
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>recycled memes.
>page 10.
>someone writes porn.
>still page 10.
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>>148007565
Welcome to /gerg/, where literally noone gives a shit
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>mfw watching doctor Who instead of playing robots.
>mfw modern doctor Who looks better and has better writing than anything PGI will ever make.
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>>148008897
What if it ends up being amazing Vass?
WHAT IF?!
Q U I C K
Think of good writers PGI could hire for this shit game.
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>>148002420
>>148001983

I forgot to mention btw - I only play IS mechs.

I actually have a warhammer, and while it's pretty durable, it's not really more durable than most Assaults I've found.

I was thinking a Banshee, since in the lore at least, it's supposed to be a really super heavily armoured mech... But I wouldn't have a clue whether any of the mechs actually work the way they're supposed to be practice.
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>>148008897
did you take roslagsbanan yesterday?
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>>148008985

Jay Wilson, Aaron Linde, CS Goto, and James Swallow are all perfect for the job.
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>>148009051
The Banshee isn't heavily armored for a 95 tonner.

I'm sure your headlore is real slick though. Why do so many people seem to headlore?
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Anyone else unable to access the MWO site?
PGI, I can't give you money if your site is fucking down.

>>148009051
>a Heavy isn't as tanky as an Assault
Gee...
I can't speak for Banshees personally, but the Zeus used to be fun, the fAtlass is a piece of slow shit, even with all its structure quirks. Highlanders are a cruel, cruel joke. So are Battlemasters. So that leaves you Stalkers, Awesomes, and Maulers, the latter of the three is my favorite, and probably most recommended. You should like them too, since the bloody things are basically just biggur Warhammers. Do NOT use missiles of any kind. Run Quad UAC5s on your MX90, with no lasers, 20 armor on each arm, and no lower than a 315 engine. Stuff the rest with as much ammo as you can. If you're a fan of AC/20's, put two in a 1P with 4 medium lasers as backup.
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>>148009493
>he doesn't know
Banshee 3M is a 5LPL murder machine and the Blargs are LPL boats too.
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>>148009746
I want to run this Hellslinger.
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=204&l=76dd4386eff808ea2dc15efc10f5d6fb06ee2e48
66/6 back armor, 66.6 kph, 66 dmg alpha hotter than Hell.
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>>148009376

Because robits isn't a very deep series, and comes down to abstractions and simplified numbers.
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septum piercings are for fags :^3
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>>148010423
all piercings are for fags
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page 10 meme
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>>148012713
pida minut ajan tasalla
>>
Boo
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So there are several mechs on sale, any of them I should get?
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>>148017532
Catapults.
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BUTTERBEE IS THE EEVEE OF MECHS
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>Russ saying the biggest change for next patch is that they managed simple coding fixes to stop loadout saving from taking a minute to complete
>Utterly ignoring the fact that there are dozens of mechs that are unplayable in the game
>No word on fixing LBX ammo swapping or fixing regular clan AC's
>PPCs still need fucktons of quirks to be a viable option over EZMODO lasers

"Quality of Life" my ass.
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>>148019707
How do you figure that?
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>>148019729
>"fixing" LBX ammo
Please stop... I'm so sick of this shitty meme.
The LBX being well defined from the AC/10 is done for a fucking reason. It's been done for that reason since MW4.
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>>148019729
If you don't think saving a loadout no longer sending you to purgatory doesn't improve quality of life then you're retarded.
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>>147932492
Goys, where can I find (pirate)
Mechcommander Gold
Mechcommander 2
Mechwarrior 4, mektek edition


I can't find them since PGI fucked up the state of mechwarrior games even further
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>>148020082
Does Myabandonware not work anymore?
Because it had all of them.
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>>148020286
I only know that mektek used to have them all.
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Oh and speaking of mektek I see that they've become full kikes for heavy gear. hopefully the game will be decent
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>>148020360
Well mektek is dead, but there is http://www.myabandonware.com/game/mechwarrior-4-mercenaries-3ak
Should also have both mechcommanders too.
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>>148020659
Thanks
What should i download for MC? The iso or rip?
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>>148020931
rip
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>myabandonware
My feel when no Missionforce:Cyberstorm nor Cyberstorm 2 nor Earthsiege 2 nor Starsiege
That face when no Terra Nova:Strike Force Centauri
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>>148021439
oh wait terra nova is on gog
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oh my god these old shitty games
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>shitty games
The Earthsiege/Starsiege/Metaltech games were great
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>>148019881

>well defined.
>orders of magnitude shittier.
>weaker and heavier than an SRM6.
>>
http://www.tribesuniverse.com/
>still no cyberstorm games
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>>148021790
still incomplete
baka
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>>148020078
It improves quality of life, but only slightly. You get to see what a shitshow the game is faster.

Queue times are still going to be abysmally long.

Heavy mechs are still going to be the go-to weight category simply because the game is all about peek-a-boo killing.

Game modes are still going to be glorified skirmish.

Victors are still going to be suffering from max 12 missile tube autism a la PGI.

Several clan mechs are still going to have locked equipment like active probes while PGI forgets the reason they went with the omnipod system to begin with (hint: it was to make players pay for the pod options to remove locked equipment).
>>
>gerg
Sounds like a disease desu
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>>148023256

It's giant robotism. It's terminal.
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>>148021439
Earthsiege 2 was the best, Starsiege a shit. ES2 was the first mech game I played.
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>>148024175
I remember plasma cannons being OP in that game so I tried fitting them whenever I can
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>>148024695
They were super broken, and you could even put 2 on the fighter jet.

Apocalypse was the best herc, big weapon mounts for days.
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>>148019881
The LBX series has been a spread weapon since MW2.

The superior characteristics and availability of slug ammo for IS LBX10 cannons in MWO can be easily balanced by increasing their cooldown so that they trade DPS for all of the advantages. Since the Clans have a full set of LBX and Ultras that relationship can be adjusted somewhat.

Though to really fix a lot of these spread weapons, the mechanics of getting an effective critical hit need to be modified so that many pellets are actually better and more likely to cause one than big boolets, which is how it works right now. That would be a even more significant change than giving LBX cannons the ability to swap ammo. AP and Precision ammo for standard ACs would be nice to have too.
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>slug for lbx
for what purpose
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>>148022127
>whining like a little bitch even when things are improved

Queue times are very fast and omnimechs are exactly how they're supposed to be. Deal with it nerd.
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>>148027105

>omnimechs exactly how they're supposed to be.
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>>148027105
>omnimechs are exactly how they're supposed to be
>t. summoner, exememe and shit lynx
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>>148028261
>>148028410
Weak jumpjets are the problem, not omnimechs.

Shit Lynx is shit because it is an information warfare, anti-infantry mech in a game with zero intelligence and all about shooting robots.
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>>148029217
t. War "heatsink hoarder" hawk
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>>148029456

>you will NEVER play an effective warcuck in MWO.
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>>148033456
>how do you want your clan DHS family
>just fuck my shit up
>how about your clan ppcs my man
>JUST
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>>148029456
>>148033456
>>148034135
t. bads who can't play at MVPhawk level
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>>148035002
Just because you can stuff enough double heatsinks into a warhawk with 4 ERPPCs to barely mitigate firing two of them at the same time, and maintaining a rate of fire doesn't mean the clan double heatsinks are good.

The fact that you need to have 26-28 heatsinks in order to obtain a manageable cooling rate (on top of having -8% ERPPC heat gen quirks) says a lot about the poor state of clan double heatsinks.
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>>148036047
I use the C variant with 2 pulse lasers replacing 2 of the PPCs. Not the stock variant though, it uses the Prime right arm for the extra quirks in exchange for the arm actuator. I hate asymmetricalism anyway.
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>>148034135
>make clan mechs as strong as they're supposed to be
>nobody plays IS mechs anymore
>???
>success
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>>148036047
Not to mention the ppcs spreading damage, so that lowers the damage/heat ratio even further.
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>>148037158
It only spreads five points of the fifteen. They still do as much damage as IS PPC's to a single component.
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>>148037062
>nerf clan mechs in several multiplicatively stacking ways while giving IS mechs quirks so everything is impossible to balance
And despite that there are still a lot of IS mechs that are total shit because they have no idea what they're doing.
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>>148037062
I don't understand why PGI didn't just let clans have their double heatsinks at 1.4 heat capacity and 0.15 dissipation rate, as well as taking one slot less.

As it is now, the c-DHS has 1.1/ 0.15 stats, while the IS DHS has 1.5/ 0.14 stats.

Clan double heatsinks are worse than their single heatsinks. Wattafak.
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>>148037323
Yeah, except it does it at the cost of ERPPC levels of heat, on mechs with worse heat capacity, without the massive quirks any IS PPC variants have.

The Warcuck's entire original gimmic is literally unviable, not even because of translation to mechwarrior game mechanics, but because of exponential nerfs to it's weapon of choice.
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>>148038087
>spooky heats v2 brings back 15 damage for CERPPCs
>quirks remain the same
>suddenly the Warcuckoo is the one doing the cucking
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>>148037679
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>>148038380
>spooky heats v2 brings back 15 damage for CERPPCs
>still can't do damage faster than an spl locust without overheating because nobody can go over 30 alpha
Rused
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>>148037679

Dubs should have been dubs to begin with, all the numbers and math were relative already. PGI did not need to cook any numbers sans recycle times and armor values. Then they went full retard and brought IS mechs to gunbag status. After Fasa and Microsoft had already found a solution to the boating problem with limiting hardpoints by size.
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>>148039605
Alpha qwerks.

+30 damage to maximum safe alpha.
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>>148038087
>The Warcuck's entire original gimmic is literally unviable, not even because of translation to mechwarrior game mechanics, but because of exponential nerfs to it's weapon of choice.

No dumbass. The gimmick is literally unviable not because of the weapon, or the dubs. It's unviable straight from the getgo even with full strength dubs and slow firing rates that you have in tabletop.

4erppcs x 15 heat = 60 heat. 20 dubs x 2 = 40 dissipation. The warcuck literally cooks itself in one turn, and blows up in two.

It's a build that shouldn't exist in tabletop, or mwo, or anywhere.
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>>148019707
>>148019801

It's generic-quirked as fuck despite having a bigger hardpoint count than any of the rest. So much potential to be mediocre.
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>>148005164
>thick thighs
it's the little things
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>>148019881

Not a meme. They have to get multiple-fire mode working eventually or you gradually get more and more weapons that just don't function properly. LB-Xs and flamers were the first, SRMs are missing inferno capacity as well. Later on, normal ACs get dicked on not being able to fire AP and other alt ammo, then ATM/MML launchers are screwed. Eventually, VPLs, whereupon PGI has successfully fucked up missiles, ballistics, and energy weapons because they can't make one gun fire different projectiles.
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>>148040878
Most Clan mechs aren't properly designed, but they do tolerate side destruction well since they have so many guns on both sides.

Also it's really supposed to do 3x PPC on a staggered basis. When one side blows its still got two.
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>>148040878
>build is stupidly hot in tabletop
>build is stupidly hot in mwo

Seems like a successful translation to me :^)
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>>148041483
Yep, it's supposed to stagger fire 3-2-3-2 and so on, and it tolerates losing a side/arm. Also the TC is pretty fucking powerful in TT compared to MWO.

Currently the Warcuck's erppc boating is straight up unviable, the combination of shitty heatsinks and nerfed damage makes it so there's no sense in using that weapon loadout when you could use something else.
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>>148041483
>>148042018
>tolerates side destruction

Losing a side means it generates 10 more heat and loses up to 8 dissipation. It still can't run 2 remaining erppcs properly.

>Yep, it's supposed to stagger fire 3-2-3-2

If you only fire your ppcs at barely more than 60% of their potential firing rate, doing that is reasonably cool in mwo as well.
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>PGI hates the thought of 10+ damage PPCs.
>they have no problem buffing pulse memes to far beyond their normal levels.
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>>148042659
It can also lose an arm or get ppcs critted out. Remember that in TT, everything isn't hitting center of the mass and things like massed smalls/mediums and SRMs aren't death stars and pinpoint-accurate bunker buster missiles.
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>>148043132

NIP NONG DINGA DONGA
U WAN FRI RIE?
LRM DAMA IS TREE POIN PA MISSIRE
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>>148042659
It's supposed to be a Clan Awesome with added headchopping capability. Any more optimization like dropping the LRM10 for more heatsinks would have brought it into proto-Hellstar territory at a time when Clans were still the painful powercreep metagame without higher BV costs.
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ded thred
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>>148046216

This is what happens when your game has no content.
>>
Kanajashi is giving away a mechpack again

https://youtu.be/NNwRrsd2U-Y
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>All these steambirths don't remember how fucked up the game was when clans came out

Even without quirks and bullshit dubs they still have the top heavy, the top medium, one of the best assaults, and a fine light.
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>>148052909
It's just PPCs and lurms that need to be unfucked.

But PPCs and lurms need to be unfucked for IS mechs too.
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>>148052909
And just like then, those are the only mechs they have that are worth a shit.
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>>148053648
>IS is OP because clan mechs aren't all the best in weight class
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>>148051668
Two, since someone didn't claim a Kodiak pack.
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>>148054068
IS and Clans are pretty balanced right now.

IS was OP in all categories up until the rescale and the Kodiak's release which cemented the KDK-3 as the godmech of the game. IS still has a higher number of meta compliant mechs, but they also have many more mechs anyways.

Btw IS mediums are better than Clan mediums, SCR is not the best medium anymore and hasn't been for ages. TBR's a niche choice as well compared to BK, WHM and GHR still.
>>
rip
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>Greg will NEVER go a day without jerking off to thoughts of Haruko.
>>
Are you guys enjoying your latest grab deals?
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Has this tournament killed kong?
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>>148059806
Speaking of deals, you guys need to grab some pic related for those HUGE natty match scores
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>>148060967

Yes.
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I just had a ton of fun with a dual erppc sadcat in CW.
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>>148065650
How is your match score so much higher than anyone elses?
>>
>>148066394
Match score is calculated with arcane PGI algorhitms and spread over the mechs you use over the course of the game. Just like xp.
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>>148066394
He didn't die once. In CW you match score is divided by deaths.
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>>344575492
So Hawken.

It died. It could've been good.

But I found it on the Ps4 Store. Playing it now. There's actually people playing! Wee.

>Start a game
>Niefs everywhere
>Get my old favorite mech brawler
>It's fucked
>10% damage reduction when in turret mode
>But it heals now (woo)
>Other shield mechs have 40-60 defense and don't heal
>Try to use turret mode the way it was intended, as a tank
>2 television screens ravage my asshole
>Defense is too low, and healing isn't fast enough

Also
>They removed the feature to add attack, or HP, or defense
>All mechs now have specific set stats
>I can no longer have a 1150 HP brawler

Fuck my shit up dude. What went wrong?
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>>148069272

Yeah, it got ported to both consoles with less than good results.

Reloaded went wrong. They're fucking up harder than adhesive ever did. It's almost inspiring.

>yfw you don't get to know anything about their direction unless you sign an NDA.
>yfw console players aren't allowed to interact with the PC master race players on the forum under any cirumstances, and if you try, you both get banned forever.
>>
>>148069272
>>148069757
Feels old man. I remember when this all started back in 2011 on Gamespy.
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wew just rediscovered Hawken again after hearing the big news on consoles

And by that I mean Hawken on PC

Anybody here wanna group up? I'm getting my ass kicked by the same people that stick together vs lonewolf new/returningfags like me

>tfw I have three accounts all at level 25+ and several max mechs
>had to make several accounts to exploit the free 10k HC/400 Meteor Points giveaway back during alpha/beta days

I really do miss the tree system, but the Predator is actually bretty neat desu
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Rest in pieces, robutts.
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ripbutts
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>It's a spudbuddy episode
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>there are people right now on mumble who think jojo part 4 isn't the best part
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>>148080446
>it's a "spudbuddy and greg spout terrible opinions" episode
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>>148083656
>me
>terrible opinions
this is false
>>
goodnight kong
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>>148084249
t. Spud-"mortal combat is the best fighting game"-buddy
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>there are people on mumble who have never played MWO.
>>
A mechwarrior game being primarily an MMO is a mistake. Proof me wrong'st
And what's worse, an incompetent retard dev has a monopoly to its IP
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>>148084434
>me
>spud
>SPUD
>FUCKING S P U D
W O W
O
W
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>>148084609

It's not an MMO. It's a fucking 12v12 FPS game.
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>>148084609
Not only is the IP in the hands of incompetent retards, but if they lose the rights it'll default back to actual fucking satan. Whoever wins we lose
>>
Spud's asleep, post anime robots
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>>148085235
who
HG?
>>
>>148085680
Microsoft owns the Mechwarrior license. Pgi just lease the license from them. All Mechwarrior assets made by Pgi are owned by Microsoft.
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Some old gold just told me that at least MWO is better than mighty number conman.

Wow.
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>>148088407
MWO confirmed for being "better than something"
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>>148086309
at least Microsoft made good games
I don't get them being called >actual fucking satan
>>
>>148088781
MW4 was over a decade ago. Microsoft now is a data-stealing cyberespionage giant that cares about nothing but shilling their Skynet to every computer in the universe. They're worth nobody's trust at this point.
>>
>>148088672

The game is literally better than nothing. Literally better than getting mocked by SEGA on their twitter. Literally for real better than something at long last.

In a dark corner somewhere, at the edge of the known universe, Heffay sits alone in a dyson sphere constructed to act as the ultimate echochamber. He's probably crying tears of joy thanks to this.
>>
>>148088781
If Microsoft had any interest in making MW5 they would have. They made mechassault 1 & 2 instead and then started leasing out the license.
>>
Mechcommander 3 when?
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>>148090575
Technically Battletech will be Mechcommander 3, just potentially a lot less broken than the realtime games.
>>
>>148091039
NO
IS NOT SAEM
>>
>You will never taste and smell the sweaty armpits of a cute female mechwarrior
Why even live
>>
>>148091117
>ALL BLU UNITS SHOOT AT THIS RED UNIT
Yes
yes is almost saem

Just no more focus on headshot shenanigans like MC2.
>>
>>148091628
>headshot shenanigans
Joke's on you I just kite using three lances of Anubis all equipped with swarm LRMs
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>>148021298
The rip sucked, no intro/video briefing/pilot responses
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>>148001983
Pretty sure Atlas is the most durable, statisically speaking, but also practically speaking. Most people won't hesitate to dump their weapons onto one because even though he's not gonna take a dirt nap anytime soon, if he's allowed to stroll into 270m range his AC20/SRM combo is going to shred everyone. Just remember to go S for 4 missile hardpoints or D-DC for ECM. I don't have so much success brawling with my RS.
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>>148009493
Apart from the sizing nerf, did something happen to the Zeus?
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>I'm a fucking retard and so is my entire LRM mouth breather unit
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>>148094415
With the nerfs it's pretty much not worth playing.

Also, kongdrops happening.
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>>148091410
Choose your destiny.
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>>148096943

>riflechick's arm disappears into the negative zone.
>her underwear's showing through her super high tech cooling equipment.
>Rob Liefeld waist pouches for storing bread crumbs, vials of concentrated 80s, and tape measurer so battletech line art can be produced on the fly.
>face completely fucked up beyond repair.
>unreal tournament knee pads 20 years before unreal came out.

Impressive.
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>>148096943
but I thought all they wear when piloting is underwear+cooling vest+helmet
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>>148097460
I like MWO's Winter pixilated camo space suit idea a lot better imo.
>>
>anything MWO
>better
>>
>>148097590
Literally everything art wise in MWO is vastly superior to anything before it in Battletech/Mechwarrior. The 80's art is like a self parody, and it didn't get much better till mid 2000's.
Please note that this kinda goes for all things. The 80's and 90's were a joke.
>>
>>148097554

You mean generic cell soldier camo from crysis 2, right? Because that's what it is.
>>
>tfw crytek didn't give a fuck that piggy stole Psycho, gave him a different helmet, and had him drive every robot in the game for close to 4 years.
>mfw Psycho has gotten far more screentime through robots than the actual crysis games.
>mfw he never had the honor of wearing a pipboy into combat.
>>
>>148097840
>THE CURRENT YEAR
how progressive
>>
>piece of dog comes into channel
>ignore them
>they disconnect

wew, close one
>>
>>148096943
What are the two mechs on the left side supposed to be?
>>
>>148101603
executioner and battle cobra

the art looks really bad

t. kemp
>>
>>148098997
Get with the times Old Man.
>>
I am not an old man
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>>148104496
prove it
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>>148101763
For a second I thought I was looking at the back of mechs and I would have never guessed what they were.
>>
Boo
>>
AC2 cooldown module when?

Also whats a good mech to boat AC2s?
Currently using the jagermech, I know blackjack and shadowhawks are good too
>>
>>148109281
>Shadowhawks boating AC/2s
Uninstall, right now.
Nothing boats AC/2s anymore. Don't put 6 of them on your shitty Mauler, stop that.
Don't put 6 in your King Crab, Literally no one uses them anymore, they get torn apart near instantly.
>>
How dumb is this build? I like the idea of sneaking up behind people and blasting them with missiles, but I don't know if it's any good.

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=362&l=c4794855bab12f68932a815621681891e1bc349f
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>>148109754
dual goose all day gets pretty boring though
My assaults are all LPL meta certified so no worries there

Maybe I should just get a HBK IIC and boat UAC2s for shit and giggles
>>
>>148109892
Blackjack can only carry two reasonably, that's not exactly "boating" and I wouldn't put them on a Shadowhawk.

However, quad UAC2s or quad LBX2s on a HBK IIC is a good meme.

t. HBK II enthusiast and kemp
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>>148109971
Sounds good, once I'm done with these shitty grasshoppers I'll buy me some IICs
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>>148110159
but grasshoppers are good LPL boats and are just shittier Black3D knights
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>>148109892
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=367&l=a686e7979f9bc182895bd8cd0069a2de9070bb2f
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>>148109885
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=362&l=48366c632f278c8989c3cdfa7d04e5a517d10f21

Srm 6s have shit spread so you really have to be right next to your target to make the most of them. Srm 4s have similar dps and will give you much better damage on target and if you use only one type of srm then your cooldown module will be more beneficial.

No reason to use a 315 and not have a couple jj.
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>>148110289
I know but its so boring
Also they're huge as shit
>>
Boo
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Seems posting Gear artwork is triggering some purists in /m/, so here is the current set of available Gears along with the original design lineart. Excluded the Warrior as it's currently made from parts of other Gears except the head armor, and the Warrior IV, Grizzly and Spitting Cobra yet to be added.
>>
>5x AC2 JM6-DD
Its so stupid
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>>148113121
Makes me wonder why they bothered with the heavy gear franchise on this game. They could have gotten away with so much more if they just called it a spiritual successor.
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>>148113121
They certainly look very awkward and have lost some of the charm. Those massive protruding chests on the Southern Gears and the tiny leg proportions...

They certainly look like they have more space for a human inside and legs don't really have to be as gigantic as anime proportions, but anime proportions look good for a reason.
>>
>>148113121

>make heavy gear game
>gears dont look like the source material
>actually look kind of ugly

You had one job.
>>
Have they reverted the scaling changes yet?
>>
>>148121750
Why, do they trigger you?
>>
>>148122138
Answer the question fag
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>>148122425
Yeah, they totally went back on all of it. Catapults are the size of Dires now.
>>
I fucking HATE Kodiaks.
Rounding a corner only to have 4 UAC10's fuck my asshole 3 fucking times before I can do anything is fucking stupid.
Oh look, my CT is open at the start of the fucking game.
Oh look, some dick shitter is standing behind me, so now I can't back up and get to cover.
Oh look, I'm a shitty slow as fucking balls IS assault mech, with no fucking mobility and my torsos just evaporated to Clan Ultra Cuck 80's.

Mad / fucking 10
Take the structure away from the damn Bear, it doesn't need it.
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>>148074946
Have you tried the teamspeak?
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>>148069272
>>148069757
>Have a group of three friends who play on xbone
>grab hawken since i like bots and nothing has scratched my itch since Chromehounds
>Fun gameplay
>terrible console port
>party limited to 3 so we have to rotate the odd man out so we don't get fucked by the fit range
>Unlocks are via tree grid and any ounce of customization has been removed
>Can't map buttons and no alternate controller layouts
It's still fun to dick around in, but fuck I wish I had played it when it wasn't trying to be a mech overwatch
>>
>>148126150
>t. Mad Dog at the end of MW2:GBL intro
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>>148126150
Now you know how every clan assault that isn't the carebear felt like against large pulse meme banshees and dakka maulers.
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>>148126586
lol
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>>148054612
>thinking the rescale changed anything

Just because nigger sphere can't lag shield themselves on heavies and fucking assaults doesn't mean the game isn't completely lopsided in the nigger shitteroid spheres favour.

Or do you need a reminder that C-DHS are quite literally worse than IS-DHS?
>>
Help requested
>>
Some of you guys are alright, don't come play scouting tonight.
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>>148126150
>Rounding a corner only to have

You only have yourself to blame. If you don't know what's around a corner, then don't just run into it.
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>>148126150
>shitty slow as fucking balls IS assault mech, with no fucking mobility
>full retard the post

Battlemasters and Banshees are some of the fastest, mobile, tanky and dangerous assault mechs around.

Git gud scrub.
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>>148126254
I can't seem to find the Hawken teamspeak info on the first post, very interested in joining

is the circlejerk bad?
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>>148140860
Don't have hawken info saved anymore. The Hawken IRC was where I spent most of my time.
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>>148141594
Damn, would love to hangout in a Hawken IRC even just to chill

We have to bring it back
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>playing splatcrow
>wreck 5 killing blows
>3 solo kills
>4 kills most damage dealt
>only 350 damage done
I guess this is what happens when you almost exclusively go through back armor huh? I'm so used to getting big numbers in my assaults, but I always have to tear through the CT for my kills.
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I hate HPG now. Every time I play that shit fucking map I only get faggots who have no idea what they're doing, play like pussies, do nothing all game and get steamrolled.
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>>148145585

Different tactics will do that. Precision coring someone from the back is relatively minimal damage, LRM spread damage mauling a target means it takes much more damage to actually kill something, everything else is somewhere in between.

In other news, bored player leads to trying for stats like these.

101 games, 50W-50L-1 tie
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>>148141594

Reloaded are doing their best to remove all traces of the old community's work. There's no longer an IRC link on their site, for instance.
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>>148150208
>implying small fast maps aren't best
>implying hpg isn't one of the best maps

Don't worry. Once you get out of tier 5 it gets better :^)
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>>148140860
>>148141594
>>148142067
>>148152674
why aren't the links in OP?
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>>148152674
not even any unofficial IRC? Surely there must be an active Hawken community out there

and not one of those pretentious forum faggots either
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>>148155131

There is still an IRC, but the main site no longer has links to it, or anything else community related.

>>148153381

No one gave us the stuff. Can't add links to the OP that we don't have. I know people around here used to have their own dedicated hawken teamspeak, but that was forever ago.
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>>148155278
what a bummer, Hawken is still kinda fun even with a small PC community

would be even more fun to curbstomp games with the lads again
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Apathy and derision is running rampant.
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>>148157367
is this a joke or real? I can never tell with golds.
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Common internal structure models for Very Heavy AutoCannon, Light Pulse Laser, Heavy Pulse Laser, Heavy Gatling Laser, Light Laser Cannon, Heavy Laser Cannon and Heavy AutoCannon.
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>>148158993

They're just repurposing Russ comments for memes.

>you think CW is bad?
>well, then you should play more, or we won't fix it!
>by the way, would you like to buy another mechpak?
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>>148159101
have they gotten rid of that ugly ass HUD yet? one of the things stopping me from getting HGA atm
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So I'm curious, I've only been playing for about 2 weeks now. How come everyone is so staunchly against spending money on MWO and "feeding the pig"? I think this is the only general I've seen where people hate the idea of others spending money so much.
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>>148161843

Buying shit sends a signal to Russ that the game's in the best state it's ever been, and that all the people who are complaining are on an island-

PGI isn't really governed by people, or even computer machines, but by a bank account. As long as there's money there to pay rent, they're doing great. The only way to make them see that shit's bad is to not put money in.

Pushes to improve the game coincide with PGI pissing off all the star lords, thus killing income for X weeks or months. Once they're in the green again, they resume the typical arrogance and 'we know best' verbal shitposting.

There's a long, recorded history of this behavior. Feeding the pig is always a shit idea in general, due to the product you're paying for being shit tier, or suddenly being rendered shit tier for no good reason.

In 2016, people generally laugh at pig feeders. In 2014, there was actual stigma attached to it.
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>>148161259
You have an example of which HUD layout you are referring to? There have been like four or five variations over the past couple years.
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>watch arctic cheetah trying to fight cancercust
>its too small and fast for even an another light to target properly
Nice game mwotards
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>>148164942

Man, I'd like to see your game.
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how do I git gud at using Awesomes, particularly the 8Q and 8R?
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>>148166854
>8Q
I hope you like PPCs a lot
>8R
JUST
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>>148167470
this is not a very good explanation famm
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>thread is 3 days old.
>47 posters.
>page 10 forever.
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>shitload of workers on roof fixing shingles
ONE HOUR OF SLEEP I WANT ONE HOUR
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RIP in piss, /gerg/. 2012-2016, taken not a day too soon.

Cause of death: robot poisoning.
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>>148175545
NOT TODAY, SHITPOSTER-SAN
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>all other clans completely btfo
>jade falcon still going strong
What exactly happened here? How did they survive the shittershattering?
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>>148175967
It's because Jade Falcon is the Nazi Germany of the clans. They're the biggest assholes in the galaxy and tied with or surpassing Clan Wolf for the most flogged in the Mechwarrior games.

Everyone loves to be the bad guy.
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>>148177047
I thought Smoke Jaguar was literally hitler, weren't they the ones that nuked some planet which ended up pissing everyone off.
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>>148177639
Yeah but literally nobody cares about Smoke Jaguar aside from tabletop grognards and those weird people whose favorite Mechwarrior game was 3. Mine was Mechwarrior 2: Mercs.

Jade Falcon gets a lot more screentime.
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>>148175967
CW is literally determined by a small handful of units' allegiances. Only a few units play CW primarily, so where they go people follow. It's a ripple effect. No loyalists matter at all, only the mega units like Mercstar and 228.
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>>148172010
>mfw I've been putting up with roofers since May
>not to mention cicadas fucking everywhere
my suffering is greater than your
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>>148175967

Falcon has more targets available than the other clans, so they're the obvious pick when people want to play with their clan robutts.
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rip robots
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Boo
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rate
5 hs
131kph
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>steam call reeped shadow
>this somehow gets him killed in DS2
wew
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50 billion accounts made.
2000 new players standing ready to replace every bittervet who leaves.
1 trillion million accounts total.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fkrxXMEOZf11_26lS2Azho5V5JDnT-zlnZB6BbdxovA/edit?usp=sharing&pref=2&pli=1

51k~ players total logging 1 or more matches since the june patch. 2000 of them couldn't score above an average match score of literally 0. 10,000~ players can't get above double digit memes for their average match score.

A fifth of the game literally don't know how to left click doritos.

Impressive playerbase.
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>>148188020
>tfw seeing stuff like autocannon spurdos, shit lynxes just in general and xl lurmmaulers in t2
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>>148188990

I thought for sure that there'd be 100k+ scrubs and gold men who login over a one month period of time, based solely on PGI's ultra hardcore insistence that they have players, but even a low 100k estimate wasn't low enough.

No matter how little you expect of them, or how shit you think they are, PGI always finds a way to dig the hole a bit deeper.

I also didn't think a full fifth of the game would be having problems earning those easy 100 match score event rewards.

Just disgusting.

>mfw klords in brawl vindicators and nice ferrets will on average outperform at least 25% of the game's population.
>mfw only 2/3rds of the population can average 150 match score.
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group drops happening
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>this unprecedented bully potential.
>the ability to make any gold man super self conscious at your fingertips.

What did PGI mean by this?
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Post yfw when Rancor, the crown prince of normies turns out to be better at robots than Clay, king of normies.
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>>148191756
>>148192402
where did you even get this from vass

>I somehow have a higher KDR than harabec and pizzadog
what does it mean
>>
I wonder who this guy is?
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>>148192863

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fkrxXMEOZf11_26lS2Azho5V5JDnT-zlnZB6BbdxovA/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=1740776794

PGI's leaderboards.
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>started playing mwo
>have to grind for mechs
>the mechs come outfitted with complete garbage so you need to spend even more to get them properly equipped
>you have to do this 3 times with different variants of the same mech to get elite tier
>even spending 20 on a mech pack you still have to spend millions of cbills to outfit them

This is ridiculous.
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>>148194565
Buy a Clan grabdeal and you don't have to worry about spending even a tenth as much money as you do on IS shitmechs.
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>>148191756
>>148193885
these charts make no fucking sense
>my main has a win/loss ratio of fucking TWELVE (12) whereas the rest of kong is somehow in normal numbers despite the fact that I only ever play with them
>my alt is the 19th best player in the game
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>>148194565
This game is objectively bad, just don't bother.
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>>148192402
>.79 KDR
That's not it at all. Where the hell did they get these numbers? My stats page says something else entirely.
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>>148195131
But i'm having fun.
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>>148195445
Poor thing, already lost.
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>>148195270
For some obscure reason they've only been pulling numbers for their "leaderboards" for the last month despite having numbers available to them for years now. So if you've been playing a smurf recently (hi) you automatically receive an enormous score, or if you haven't been playing on live servers recently due to the tournament then your score is probably going to be shit. I feel bad for the people who bought Pixies and now have to dig themselves out of a pit of bad stats.
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>>148195270

It's what people have managed to do since the june patch. That's when they added leaderboards.

So since that patch, I've played 19 games, and they were all in unbasic'd pixies.
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>>148195708
Yeah me too, so that explains why my KDR is so shit on that list then.
>>148195617
This shit doesn't make any goddamn sense.
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>>147932492
>Haven't played since release back in 2013
>Reinstalled yesterday
>Everything is different

I expected things to change over the course of several years, but this is something. At least it runs a little better and there aren't streak/AC-2 boats everywhere.
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How do I play Assaults and survive LRM spam?
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>>148196093
Bring ecm and radar deprivation.
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>>148195891
>At least it runs a little better and there aren't streak/AC-2 boats everywhere
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>>148196182
Shit, they're still around? I haven't seen one yet. Maybe I'm just lucky.
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>>148196259
Dude, clans run around with Streak 6's now, or boat Ultra AC/10's and shatter torsos on sight.
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>>148196417
Well, I guess I might as well enjoy their absence while it lasts then.

Are you talking about these new clan mechs or clans as in gaming clans?
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>>148196564

>new clan mechs.
>clans have been in the game for 2 years.
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>>148196728
I quit playing before they showed up because I was so sick of the shitty netcode and jenners.
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>>148196564
Clan Clans, "clans" in this game are called "Units" my nigga.

>>148196830
Oh man, buddy... you're gonna LOVE the Power Jenner IIC's packin' SRMs.
Don't forget your Oxides.
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>>148197048
Yeah, I saw the unit tooltip in the mechlab. I never had one myself back in the day, and I wanted to be sure. Thanks for clarifying that.

>Better Jenners
Please no. Tell me it isn't out yet.
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>>148197316
hope you like getting your ass blown out by SRM24 power jenners
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>>148197450
I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that I do not enjoy it.
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>>148197316
They've been out since December.
Not really as big of a deal as people thought they'd be, especially now after the rescale, the fuckers are huge.
One on One though in CW they're a force to be reckoned with.
What I fear for you more is Stormcrows, Ebins, MadCats, and Kodiaks.
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>>148197620
Kodiaks wreck my shit, but the others aren't so bad. It may be because they're all in free rotation right now though, so there may just be a general influx of people who can't into clan mechs.
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>>148200793
Post cute mechs.
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>>148201331
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>She hates Kodiaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPlXXUhtVqc
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>>148202095
>Dat torso twist to soak those LRMs
I love the attention to detail they put into the old games.

>My favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at9hxU864Fg
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Alex needs to come back so he can update some of his comics.
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>>148202430
Alex was confirmed alive, but his computer was fucked up so he had to send it back in.
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>tfw you discover the true power of the Awesome 8R
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>>148204575
Stop avatar fagging you enormous autistic balding shit stain.
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>>148204575
Seek dudebot-sensei to learn more of the 8R.
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anyone have connor's deviant art images?
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>>148202430

He updated that one already. Pic related.

I think he made another update to it for trannyverse, but as I was supremely disgusted with the game, the company, and everything related to old men at the time, I don't think I ever saved it. He made some other funny trannyverse pics, but I probably don't have those either.
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How the fuck does the Gauss Rifle work now? I don't remember it having a charge time.
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>>148206727

It's another of Paul's genius bandaid solutions that's been with us since the poptart days. You have to hold the fire button to charge it like it's the megabuster in Megaman, but unlike in Megaman, you can't hold your charge indefinitely.

Gauss is thus completely worthless for snapshots, and the long cooldown and charge time gives it an effective DPS of 2.61 - less than a single AC5.

Also, you're only allowed to charge two goose rifles at a time. It was some dumb next gen bandaid to curb clan powercreep, but since they didn't actually use anything but lasers, it didn't do anything, and their primary ballistic weapon of choice since forever has always been the UAC10 anyway.
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>>148206726
We just need a 2016 version is all.
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>>148207072
I wasted all of those c-bills on one.

Fffffffffffffuck.
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>>148208112
Goose isn't a waste. It just takes an hour of practice before you can use it properly. Almost zero heat pinpoint damage that can hit anything you can see is very strong.
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>>148208817
Well, I'll keep it around in case I get the itch to sling it back up again.
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>>148208863
Mechs that use it best are those with ballistic velocity and ballistic cooldown quirks.
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"Nothing could stop us." -Rancor in regards to possibly having gay sex with Ripped in Florida
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>Unit inactive for months
>Comes pack finally to play in the new stage of CW
>Play one game
>Its still shit
Why did I have to get my hopes up?
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>>148204575
stop fucking avatarfagging

Shaix and Whispers are objectlively top players

t. a peasant ranked 1412
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>>148210190

Compared to the average player, who is a double digit peasant with 0.5 WLR, all our players are gods.
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>>148213216
t. 0.40 kdr rain
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>ERP General
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>>148213906
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>>148214052
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You guys excited for loot crates and decals? Only a week to go.
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>>148217728
I'm not particularly excited about decals, but I suppose they'll be neat to have.
I'm actually more excited about multiple drop-decks, new map, Viper, revamped Assault game mode, and a few other maybes.
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>>148217970
>All these things
>Doesnt even mention melee
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>>148218276
never ever anon
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>>148217970
All those things are cool, but the biggest thing for me is saving taking a second instead of forever.
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nobody in my friends list is online.. not even idlers/afkers just, nobody.

kinda lonely in here.
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>>148219409
It's working hours in europe and very early morning in burgerland. What did you expect.
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Oh man, I just thought of the best April Fools joke for PGI next year.
For maximum Imperius salt the pig should do another "piece the shadow puzzle together" event, and when it's all pieced together, it has the perfect silhouette of a MadCat Mk. II, only to be revealed the next day as the Rakshasa.
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>>148219739
We already know they'll never do a MK2 because too many dumb assholes have harassed Rusty about it since clans came out and he strikes me as the vindictive sort.
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>>148219409
who the fuck are you?
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>>148219989
That's even better with all the teasing he's been doing to them in the latest Town Hall.
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>>148218276
You'll need heavy gear to do any melee.
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When am I getting those pics of Haruko's cloaca I was promised?
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>>148222287
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere rightthere if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
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>>148219739
While I would be happy with the Rakshasa, it doesn't really bring anything new to the table and there are no variants available so they would have to invent everything other than the standard one.

What I really want to see is PGI eventually moving the timeline forwards but introducing the Mad Cat Mk 3 and skipping the assault mech entirely, just to spite Imperius.
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>>148223902
There's 3 variants besides the original you nigger.
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>>148224663
Most of them Jihad era. The only one that doesn't require advanced tech is the field downgrade.
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MWO was supposed to be MW5 originally... if the games continues to follow the timeline as they roughly were, what would the next installment have been like? What kind of fun, or hell, would the Word of Blake Jihad been like?
Almost seems like it could have been really topical given the current real social and political climate.
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>>148223902

>okay, guys, we're adding the madcat you've all been waiting for.
>OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA DROP 500 BUCKS! I KNEW RUSS WOULD LISTEN TO ME! AT LONG LAST, I'VE BEEN VINDICATED!
>the madcat III. Thank your tuning in!
>imperius' face when.
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>>148225305
MW5 was supposed to be late Succession Wars at the absolute twilight level of technology just before a new renaissance. MW4 Mercs was technologically Jihad era except the game ends before the nuking starts.

Maybe it could have featured VDNI mechs controlling like Mechassault while standard mechs controlled like classic Mechwarrior?
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RIP Kit Locusts.
Press F to pay respects.
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>>148230226
get rekt niggers

>people asking whats coming in july 19th patch
>russ barely manages to answer from all the greasy food and negro semen he ingests that them fixing loadout saving is a major improvement

One of these days that obese cucknadian faggot will choke to death on the moslem cock he gobbles so fervently.
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>>148230226
>planned locust changes
It's so bad even Russ realizes it's fucked.
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Goys, do you recommend playing mwo through steam? And are the "DLC" there worth it?
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>>148232035
I play it through steam simply because I like the overlay so I can use the chat, and it records how much time I suffer through the game.
Do NOT buy "Performance Packs" ever, at all.

I swear, if they ever put an actual, legit, decent grab deal up there, with a steam exclusive camo... that'll be the day.
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>>148232453
What if they are on sale?
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>>148232614
Never ever anon. There is literally no advantage to those packs, they're the objectively worst grab deal Piggy has ever put out.
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>>148232736
What if I live in a poor country with better steam prices? And they're on sale?
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>>148232959
Then I'd say you'd probably have a better time fucking your cousin, the livestock, or making IEDs and meth.
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>>148230226

>orbit rain.
>still whaling after all the shit he got during 2014.
>wallet closed.
>wallet open.
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>>148234646
Orbit Rain is another Gold I don't know about?
Is this Imperius tier drama?
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>>148232959

It's actually cheaper to buy the robots, camo unlock, and premtime with MC from piggy directly than grab dealing the steam pack.

Gotta make sure you make the deal as bad as possible. Wouldn't want another company to ever profit even slighty at Russ' expense. Better to make it so almost none of them sell.

If you must grab deal, the more recent mastery packs aren't complete shit, and the 20 burger coin base robot boosters (tm) are potentially okay. You're still paying stupidly huge money for shit that PGI will inevitable fuck up or render obsolete, but at least you're not getting robbed like you are on steam.
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>>148234872

He was a legendary white knight. The first guy to break a billion c-bills. Piggy was sucking his dick and he was sucking theirs, then he dared voice some complaints, and they started shitting on him. They even bitched about him in the patch notes once, with stupid comments like 'but why did you change, man? I thought we were friends, dawg.'

He was also one of many who got Snowjobbed during trannyverse.
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>>148235240
>They even bitched about him in the patch notes once
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>>148235357
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>>148235357

>please dig up fucking ancient history for me.
>your word simply isn't good enough!

A lot of this shit doesn't exist on their forum anymore because after trannyverse, they deleted lots of Niko's posts, and merged both Garth and Niko's accounts under Kyle's accounts, erasing both from history pretty much.

It started out innocently, as you see here, then PGI's fragile egos got bruised when he made threads complaining about the lack of updates and direction. It's all extremely standard.
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>>148074946
I fucking hate the pred. How do i play it well?
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>>148235023
>It's actually cheaper to buy the robots, camo unlock, and premtime with MC from piggy directly than grab dealing the steam pack.

No

No it isn't
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>>148241384
>>148235023
proofs?
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>>148195891

>be in T2
>people you know are killers from the leaderboard
>get wrekt by pair of Kodiak-3's in seconds because dakka
>spectate team Timber Wolf
>it's got three CAC/2's and nothing else
>deals double-digit meme damage but gets three assists, so "He's helping"

Tier 2, quality players. You can be thankful you haven't run into the shitbuilds, but just play off prime time NA and you'll find them in glorious abundance.
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>>148241384

Medium robutt (S)hit deal: stormcuck, hunchback, phranken unlocks for both, 2 bays, 30 day instant premtime, 2k MC, 3.5 million c-bills. I don't know the dollar price, as steam only displays in euros for me, but I'm gonna assume it's roughly 45 burger dollars.

Buying MC for 45~ dollars without sales or events when they put more MC in the bundles (the only times you'd ever consider buying the worthless premium currency to begin with), you get 12k.

This is enough to buy a stormcuck, hunchback, 30 days of premtime, 2 bays, unlock both camos (stupid, get single use camos and save 2850 MC), and have 900 MC left over (more than enough to purchase one of the seemingly infinitely discounted champion lights, which you then sell for lots more c-bills than the steam pack gets). If you go for the single use camo, you'll have almost 3350 MC left over.

Assuming you grab deal during a sale, the 45~ dollar still buys you 12k, but is now only 24~ dollars.

Add to this the frequent 30-50% sales on shitty robots, and the steam grab deals look even worse. You could grab deal champions or heroes. On a sale, trash like the grid iron only cost 1800 MC, and c-bill converters like the champ jenner, firestarter, and cicada drop way below the stupid PGI c-bill bundle prices, while generating far more c-bills when sold.

The only advantage the (S)team deals have is that they give two cash bonus robots, but they're so fucking overpriced, why don't you buy a hero or a cash variant bundle instead?
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>>148207072

More like they drew the line and being able to focus in an efficient 60 point alpha from miles away. Of course, now it's more like 80 thanks to the Kodiak, but at least that's not macroing one-shots from the other side of the map.

The real irony is that ERPPC balance meant spreading the damage- and even then, it's still notably better than the hotter, heavier IS version.

But hey, ghost heat 2.0/power draw will fix everything!
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>>148231304

We've hit the point where a 20-ton 'Mech is one of the most dangerous things on the battlefield, getting more salt than the dreaded Jenners.

They HAVE been thorough in their nerfing.
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>>148230226
I just started the game, used all my cadet bonus cbills buying 3 locusts and equipping them. Also just bought the pirates bane and now they are going to nerf locusts?
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>>148245062

Welcome to PGI's wild ride. Enjoy your stay.
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>>148240547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BewWjlMS164
and
https://community.playhawken.com/topic/178-the-ultimate-predator-guide/
and direct hits with the EOC-P.
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>>148207072
> primary ballistic weapon of choice since forever has always been the UAC10 anyway.

Vass please, this couldn't be further from the truth.

For starters the UAC10 wasn't even fucking considered until they finally dropped round counts on the UACs and buffed the class 10 AC's ammo counts. Even when that happened, it was nothing but Gauss rifle because the ML+Gauss combo was out of control good. Nevermind only a tiny handful of robots can use UAC10s.

It wasn't until the Kodiak that a proper UAC10 boat became anything more than an okay choice. The HBK-IIC is fine, sure, but it also isn't half as good as its ranged loadouts.
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>>148244505
>and even then, it's still notably better than the hotter, heavier IS version.
"Better than shit" isn't a very impressive credidential.
>ghost heat 2.0/power draw will fix everything!
Truely it'll be the ultimate evolution of balance.

>>148243951
Yesterday I spectated a guy who had a random mix of LRMs and streak2s. On a clan mech. He had them all in the same group and was trying to fire streaks at 800 meters without line of fire.
There was also a splatcat on the enemy team in the same game. The splatcat's armament? 6srm2
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>>148245238
Thank, bud
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>tfw not playing the shittiest game ever made aka ark survival
ah, to be alive and breathing. To walk outside and see the sun!
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>>148246205

Good choice, bud. Can I interest you in a mech pak?
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>>148246301
A mech pack in ARK would be very nice, thanks. It can't be any slower than flying around on this fat sloppy bird, plus even a stock Jenner would wipe the floor with a Rex.
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>play robots and shoot thing, make strategic choices about your build, robot selection, positioning and target selection.
>play ark, farm berries, nolife it more than other people to have more in-game resources to be able to beat them in fights
oh I get it, people like ark cuz they can feel good at games in ark. It's like a casual game that pretends to be hardcore. Like overwatch
A taylor swift song that proposes itself to be mozart if you will :)
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>>148248986

Excellent shitpost.
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>>148248986
taylor swift songs aren't even comparable to mozart, don't insult her genius, they are on their own level of excellence that nothing can touch
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Which is likely to be the best Clan heavy mech for the longest time? Timber Wolf, Ebon Jaguar, or other?
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>>148254835
it's already the timber wolf
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>>148254992
Do you see that changing as the meta changes away from laser vomit eventually?
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>>148255165
>missiles
nope
>ppc return
nope
>lasers
will remain for fucking ever as far as im concerned
>ballistics
I dont know what the madcat can do with ballistics so idk
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>>148255165
doubtful, the TBR is a master of all trades. the only thing an ebon might have over it is the favorably placed shoulder-mounted ballistic hardpoint but the TBR is just as fast, has jets, and has much more flexibility in terms of what it can take. i really doubt the meta will ever shift so hard that it will be dethroned unless the TBR itself is the focus of the changes.
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>>148255165
With the omnipods it has, it can do almost any kind of build. Unless they give it even more negative quirks and even more locked equipment, or ghost heat 2.0 makes lights and mediums ultra god tier, the madwolf stocks aren't likely to get too devalued.

When laservomit gets removed from premises, ebon jaguar will probably suffer more.
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>they keep showing the page 10 episode.
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>>148259952
???
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>>148255165
The Night Gyr could well end up being the better choice.
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>>148260935
spud pls
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>>148260935
>it's a spudbuddy post
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>>148245062
We always recommend starting with a decent moneymaking medium or heavy.

Lights and assaults require a lot more knowledge of how to play correctly and punish mistakes in a way that your typical strong 55-75 ton mech doesn't.

However, if you're just starting in tier 5 or 4 it doesn't really matter what choice of ride you have.

>>148255165
The meta is somewhat diverse already. Besides typical laserboats, I regularly see goose+ppc, goose+lpl, goose+erml, ppc boats, ppc+u/ac5, spl+srms, streakdogs, srm griffins and splatcats, lrmboats, ac20+mls, ac20+srms, uacs, ac5s, ac10+srms, even ac2 bjs, narcing ravens, and lbx riflemen.

>>148255631
TBR will never be nerfed because Russ likes it too much.
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>>148262112
The TBR was nerfed.
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>>148255165
Clan laser vomit is dead and that's not what the TBR runs anymore. The TBR has two builds that matter now: 4SPL + 4ASRM6 and 2PPC + Gauss. Nothing else. IS laser vomit is still strong, but we're in an emerging dakka meta thanks to the release of several ballistic heavy mechs over the past 6 months. AC5 and UAC10 boating is very strong right now, as is the old PPC/AC5 combo, this time without poptarting.

The Night Gyr is going to be the premier ballistic boat heavy in the game, running 3UAC10s, and is slated to be a huge powerhouse. The upcoming Cyclops will do 4UAC5 easily, giving another IS Assault option for it compared to the Mauler (and KGC but few use it seriously).
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Are there any fun mechs in mwo?
>>148262853
actually anon, you can build the tbr however your little heart desires. Mechbay allowing that is. :)
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>>148262370
>since it came out timber was the premier clan heavy in the game
>nerfed
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>>148263317
I guess I must have made up the -20% laser duration and energy cooldown penalties they hit my Timber Wolf with last year that made the EBJ and HBR much better choices than it until they rolled back the nerfs.
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>>148263663
Can't have the timber be anything but the 24/7 strongest mech, right? ;^)
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>>148263807
Gotta shift those goals since my original one was blown out!

TBR hasn't been the strongest mech in the game for a year anon. That's half the amount of time it's been in the game.
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>>148263979
that's not an adjustment of goalposts, that's just him saying you don't have to be the most supremely op best at everything mech to be the best mech in the game

>kong being hostilely argumentative over robot balance in a notoriously shitty and unbalanced game
so what's new?
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>no evidence kong ever existed
was it all just a dream?
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http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=281&l=bb165e9ee873dab5a911cfdefb56415a5b07320e

Would this build be dumb or alright?
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>>148266738
Pretty dumb.
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>>148267202
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=375&l=5db075993903582a474071441b8a7fefcf9a8ff1

How about this? I'm looking for a heavy that is packing some strong ballistics while being relatively quick on it's feet.
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>>148267494
You need a lot more ammo. 3 tons per ballistic.
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>>148262370
>>148263663
But that's precisely my point. The nerfing was to sell mechs not to change balance and then went quickly away because Russ likes the TBR too much. It's an extremely safe bet that it will always be very strong.

>>148267494
Onions aren't a great choice tbqh. Also, don't feel forced to stick the biggest xl you can.
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>>148267639
>>148267845
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=375&l=1379e309f4d8b0e0995f0ec89a0781e68efe1a7d

Well I wanna move 75 kph+ while packing a decent ballistic payload on a heavy. Do you guys have a suggestion? I am kinda partial to clan mechs because XLs on IS always seems to get me killed.
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>>148268034
2UAC10 on an EBJ
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>>148268034

>onion eye eye cee.
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>>148268034
The dragon with 2 ballistic is good, 3 ballistic is probably alright and most fun too
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>>148268034
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=367&l=84ffa1fb1602a0f7dd881073ac74603448d0ee29
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>>148268034
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=65&l=c1c392fec4276299b607634f698aca081141fe5c
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>>148268697
Like this?
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=281&l=2b9fbaec18f05d7f444d755f6baa45a7fc9b287f
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>>148269764
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=281&l=459e918dd6a4aa9506f95d70c48aa641507b8d61
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I wouldn't even bother with clan uac5s unless you're in one of the two mechs that can put on a shitload of them, the 10s are so much better.
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>>148269049
>dragon is pretty small now
>nobody plays them anyway
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>you spent money on a captain king
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>>148274586
I just don't play IS mechs like 80% of the time. I like XL engines, but they are a huge liability on IS mechs.
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>>148274681

>you had two captain kings gifted to you.
>foolishly activated one of the codes when you could have traded it for some good steam games.
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>>148274902
>>148274681
???
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our girl is streaming
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>>148277217

>240p japanese phone quality.

>>148276803

Pixies.
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>>148277950
kill yourself autist faggot
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>>148277217
what's her twitch?
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>>148277217
dat rack
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>>148279305
>that dead look in her eyes
I couldn't protect her smile
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>>148277950
Is it just me, or have the phallux hawks almost completely disappeared from the queue already?
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>>148280194

They're essentially vindicators with slightly more hardpoints, and some variants have either ECM or MASC.

I shiggy diggy hope no one was expecting them to stick around for long, since they're horrible trash, and anti-fun to drive.
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>>148277217
Haruko is finally showing her face? I expected better, honestly, but I guess that makes sense.
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>>148280660
Wait, I think I didn't even see much kodiaks today. Did everyone already get bored of playing memebears?
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>>148281651
>I think I didn't even see much kodiaks today
Have you tried opening your eyes? If not, do so immediately. If the problem persists, buy a mech pack.
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>>148281057
kit pls go
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kong is dead, long live kong
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>>148286589

The lamebacker will surely revive kong ;^)
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>>148287129
Everyone will get together to laugh at it.
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>tfw greg fell for the meme
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Wait did you drama loving meme lords disband your unit? I just lurk usually, but now I'm curious.
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King Crabs or Mawlers?

>>148288908
>tfw I don't regret it either
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>>148290328
I personally like the mauler for it's ability to use it's arms as shields, and it has the guns in the torso, but the crab can move it's guns up and down to shoot higher and lower seeing as they are arm mounted. It;s all up to preference I believe.
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>>148290184
no
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>>148290184
>drama loving meme lords

Don't let the shitposts in the thread mislead you. Mumble is actually mostly free of drama.
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((Beep Boop))
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Snek
>>
Medic!
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>>148262112
>The meta is somewhat diverse already. Besides typical laserboats, I regularly see goose+ppc, goose+lpl, goose+erml, ppc boats, ppc+u/ac5, spl+srms, streakdogs, srm griffins and splatcats, lrmboats, ac20+mls, ac20+srms, uacs, ac5s, ac10+srms, even ac2 bjs, narcing ravens, and lbx riflemen.

this is pretty good news
laser meta was pretty stale
>>
ded
>>
rip
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>tfw an ally stands behind you when you desperately need to backpedal
>tfw you die
I hate these assholes who have absolutely no spacial awareness of their teammates. Like this game has been pretty low salt level for me, but when that happens I want to punch a hole in my wall.
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>>148301834
>mfw i do this on purpose
>mfw typing afterwards "was just trying to peek srry"
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>>148301834
I just run around with high back armor and constantly wander into other teammates fire just to steal their kills.
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>>148306048
I wish that noelbow arms could flip and that (some) weapon hardpoints allow for mounting towards the rear. I want to see Atlases running around other assault mechs while shooting fire out their butt, always deathly afraid of letting their front face the enemy because they shifted all the armor to the rear.
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>>148307072
>yfw quickdraw 4h and 5ks shoots srms from it's butt in canon

http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Quickdraw
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>>148307072
>>148307574
Apparently the quickdraw can flip it's arms all the way backwards even with elbows.
>>
I may have found out why Hawken went to a bloody halt and didn't move on with content: they are a bunch of woman en feminists idiots who sat on they asses doing shitty comics instead of adding anything to the game

http://thehawkeyeinitiative.com/post/50432219744/special-guest-edition-the-hawkeye-initiative-irl

Thank gods they went to shit and close the studio.
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>>148308602
How did we ever come to a point as a species where people with this special kind of stupid have come to viability in society at large?
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The power of decals.
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>>148310885
Looks like shit senpai.
Where'd you get this? Are Decals on PTU?
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>>148311132
Disregard, I suck cocks, it's on Russ's twitter.
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>>148310885
Looks cool tb.h
Can't wait for everyone having custom heads and hats.
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>>148311132
Russ's twitter.

Looks pretty okay to me senpai, not that I really want to make my Griffin have an Atlas head but if you did it looks pretty good. Could do the same to the Hellbringer too I reckon.
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10
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>splatcats running around again

This warms my heart.
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>put 6 spl on a LCT-1E
>xl190
Holy shit, this is so fun raping the rear armor off of assaults and taking half of their ct health before they turn around.
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>>148310885
Remind me why are head shots still in the game?
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>>148322264
skill
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>>147989638
*Whitey
*Light brown mid-length
*Scruff
*Konglet "Mero" laptop-hopper
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>>148326159
Aha faggot where's the kong muhreens picture
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I present to you chaotic shit lord
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"European Servers are currently offline."
What did they mean by this?
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>>148328350
Kakos forgot to pay the bill again
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>>148328198
Savage
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>>148328198
Top kek can't make this up
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>tfw rank almost down at 7k
Shamefur dispray

Good thing nobody knows who I am :^)
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>>148293018
((((Coincidence))))
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>>148331969
/r/ing the pic of the Jew Viper.
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>>148328824
>>148330460

This is how you know to disregard everything that shitter says
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Is the shadowhawk any good?
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>>148339654
The 3 missile + ballistic one is good in scouting.

The 3 energy shoulder and 3 ballistic shoulder variants are okay support mediums.
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>>148339890
>forgot about 3 energy 3 medium brawling one

really makes me think
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>>148340159
3 energy 3 missile*
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>>148339654

The 4 missile brawler one is decent. >>148095779
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>>148308602

It's no coincidence that once money got tight, the all-female teams were the first ones to receive pink slips.
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>>148332146
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>>148317506
It really is like we've gone back in time.

flipping void-shield invader spider and gigga nigga manus when
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>>148342345

You should upgrade the picture so the catapult is a fourth the size.
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>>148342261
We memed this into existence...
We are responsible for the (((Decals))) and the (((Viper))).
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>>148343393
>>148344041

Contemporary proof that the old rule about Kong not being allowed to make jokes is still in effect.
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>>148344938
What?
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>>148210190
wHERE iS tHIS fROM?
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>>148346039

Are you blind? >>148194319
>>
>try to play assault
>reading up a bit
>dont worry too much about taking damage you are the tank!
>i get targeted and shredded in seconds
>even seemingly behind cover i'm still getting hit by everything
>light mechs never help me against enemy light mechs

This sucks. I'm dead before I can do anything.
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>>148347272
What assault did you pick?
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>>148347331
Awesome
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>>148347964
We're half way to identifying the problem.
What build?
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>>148348068
AWS-8Q. I wanted 9M but it was too expensive.
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>>148347272
Don't pilot an assault mech until you get radar deprivation.
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>>148348217
>he fell for the awesome mech

kek

I too pilot the Texan missile Awesome and the Pepsi spewer but only ironically
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>>148348260
I'm at 11k. Just 4k more and yeah you are probably right.
>>148348465
Does it really matter in tier 4?
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>>148348639
I mean if you really want to club seals you wouldn't use such an assault. Instead, you'd use something like the BNC 3M, Laser Blargs, or Kodiaks. Well, Stalkers aren't bad laser boats either but they're too slow.
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>>148348849
Well its over with now. Just gonna have to make do. I'll see if I can do better with radar deprivation when I get it.
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Today I will remind them.
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>>148347272

Welcome to assaults. You were warned. There's no such thing as a tank in this game.
>>
PGI apparently position changed the tournament a couple days ago.

http://mwomercs.com/forums/topic/232479-another-unmentioned-tournament-structure-change/
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>>148350908
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>
>66 posters.

No heroes left in this lance.
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>>148350908
I haven't really been following this. What does it mean exactly?
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>>148356049

It means very little, but like the golds say, PGI isn't addressing how they'll deal with the super obvious tiebreaker situation.

This whole thing is being run like a high school warhammer tournament.
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>>148356049
Doesn't mean shit
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>>148356329
worse*

You're giving them too much credit
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>>148356397

At least we're getting the ultra super mega hyper exciting crates in a week, right? The salvation of robots is literally right around the corner.
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>>148161259
Attached image should be fairly representative of the most recent HUD version, from the updated HGA homepage splash screens. Keep in mind the colors are customizable as well, this is a default setup.

Some news regarding dedicated server hosting as well.

http://forums.heavygear.com/discussion/1257/dedicated-server-update
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>>148356685
Why'd you change the filename?
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>>148356685
I want silly hats on my mechs
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>it's a one guy in your scouting team runs around for several minutes blazed as fuck after not helping the rest of the team and wasting everyone's time episode
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>>148357950
This hud finally looks alright.
Also, is that a flamethrower?
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>>148359059
Looks like the Gear holding the Gatling Laser Cannon just took a rocket hit and that's the fiery after effect. There are Flamers in the works however.

Looks like on Friday the devs are going to be hosting a Twitch stream on the Stompybot channel with an arms dealer event that players can participate in, showcasing several weapons that will be available.
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>>148359509
>There are Flamers in the works however.
>>
>[2:42:02 PM] Pity the kitty with itty bitty titties connected.
>[2:42:04 PM] Pity the kitty with itty bitty titties disconnected.

phew
dodged a bullet there
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>>148349121
feels good man
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>you are friends with this "person"
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>>148349121
thank you for reminding me philip
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>shitty kitty "puts ketchup on tacos" pitty titties
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>tfw you miss out on grand bullying, shitposting, and memes due to summer.
>mfw can't even play robots because it doesn't work properly.
>>
>>148364282
>Lower class americans knowing anything about cooking or eating

Sad.

Poor people used to make the best cooks because they had to be creative and use the worst cuts of meat.
>>
>>148365081
I know only a grand total of 3 recipes by heart and I'm still probably a better cook than kit
>just remembered kit saying she wants to be a housewife as her career choice
oh lord
>>
>Vitric Forge
No
NOOOOOO
>>
>>148365081
What do you expect, the norm was that the poor devoted time to vegetable gardens and cooking because it was cheaper than going out to eat. Now they typically just eat fast food, takeout, junk food and tv dinners.

>>148367959
kek
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>>148362901
phillip*

also while I'm at it..
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decals soon fellow stalker
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>>148364282
>>148365081
>>148367959
I guarantee not one of you has ever tried it, its delicious and you're wrong.
>>
http://mwomercs.com/forums/topic/227702-mayjunejuly-road-map/

>>148378412
gross
>>
>>148378412
That looks fucking gross m8.
Bet you eat a lot of sperms too.
>>
>>148378412
you disgust me
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>>148378412
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>>148308602

Let's play find the cunt.

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>>148381032

Publishers really are scum.

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>>148378412
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>>148378523
>Mech texture brightness fix
Noice
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>>148347272

Awesomes are...utterly not tanky.

It's a barn door that can meme PPCs or lurms but takes hits like a bitch and barely has more armor than a heavy (and worse hitboxes than many).
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>finally get Ace of Spades
>it's in a locust 1E
I killed 3/4 of the enemy team and we still lost
Granted a few of those were enemies who were core stripped already but holy shit.
>>
>>148382309
8 kills doesn't really mean anything besides random chance. 4 solo kills, now that's reasonably impressive.
>>
>>148382262
>It's a barn door that can meme PPCs or lurms
And the glaring issue here is that both of those weapons are terrible.
>>
>>148382747
The 9M is an effective 4LPL carrier.
>>
>>148382747

Well, yes. It's the same problem the Archer has- lots of missile hardpoints, fluffed for lurms, sucks at SRMs because bad brawler body.

A robot designed for using bad weapons itself becomes bad.
>>
>>148382747
>ppcs terrible
Fuck right off.
https://youtu.be/zK-zCI-NAN0
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>>148378523

>mech texture upgrades.
>Dennis seemingly not the overlord of mech 3D transitions anymore, thanks to individual texture artists having a say in shit.
>chat fixes and upgrades.
>inverse kinematics coming back.
>small but important unfucking of shitty maps with longstanding issues.

Wow, man. Wow. Only took them four years to do all these super obvious things that should have been done forever ago.

>not a single word on the shit tournament.
>no word on if they're gonna unfuck the re-scaling.
>no apology for the awfully shitty macromap disaster.
>uncle Tom's long dong still in the game, and not removed like virtually everybody told them when Russ asked for the players' opinions.
>texture unfucking only came about because Russ realized no one was buying camos due to how shit the game is at displaying them, and deckels would be even less popular.

I give them 3/10. Best I can do.
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>>148378523
>>148379754
>>148380421
>>148380486
Fuck you nerds you're missing out. I'm going to bed, enjoy wallowing in your collectively bad taste gerg.
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>>148378523
>http://mwomercs.com/forums/topic/227702-mayjunejuly-road-map/
>nothing about fixing the awful cancer boxes on the centurion after the gigantic cat overhaul
rip
>>
>>148383113
>perfect map for ppc boat
>engagement plays out perfectly for a ppc boat
>extended shot exchange at long range without any massive flanks, brawls or nascaring
>targets randomly wandering out in the open
PPCs are good t. literally perfect circumstances
>>
>>148382262
Factually not true
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For mumble.
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Any Hawken player here? Can anyone tell me what happened to the studio? I searched online but everything is hazy and unclear.

Also did the developers EVER listened to the players? Or they just grab the money when someones pay and that's it?
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>>148383893
>unironically defending putting fucking ketchup on tacos
you know they make special salsa for tacos that you can get from the store right
cause that's 300% less gross than using ketchup

>>148384054
Dashing
just

L E T
G O
O
>>
>>148391158
>Dashing
>just
>L E T
>G O
>O
NEVER.
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>>148389490

They went tits up, reformed as nacho, made a terrible game called burstfire with the War Z developers, that game also went tits up, hawken was bought by reloaded, who are now proceeding to make it go tits up for the third time with their extreme incompetence and hatred for the playerbase.
>>
>page 10 meme forever.

Welcome to 2016. The year giant robots die.
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>>148394587

Giant robots are always getting ded.

And yet, they continue.
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>Ripped "doesn't own a cellphone" Shadow
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>>148392141
>what happens when the budget becomes 90% advertising and 10% development
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>>148401297

But then it got worse.
>>
>>148403929
>inb4 a limited time offer cosmetic timber wolf skin
>>
>>148406086
>what are loyalty rewards
>what were Gold Khans
>what was mech pack unique geo
>>
>>148406859
>loyalty rewards
hot garbage that nobody sane uses
>gold mechs
overpriced garbage that doesn't even look good
>unique geo
barely noticeable tq.h

Besides spurdo and hellbringer, name a single unique geo that anyone cares about.
>>
>>148407295
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>>148407295
I use the Loyalty Nova, as well as the King Crab
Gold looks pretty good imo
Black Knight head
Wolfhound head
Urbie head
Atlas heads, Founders and Loyalty
Catapult Founders pointy nose
>>
Oh, and should we also mention Sarah's Jenner?
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These look...
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>>148407295
> single unique geo

Founder's Cat
Ebon Jaguar
Shadow Cat
Warhawk/DWF/TBR/MDD legs all look 100x better too
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...horrible, damn.
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>>148408115

That's the shittiest AMS of all time.
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>>148409446
Shh... shhh
>>
Speaking of unique geo, be reminded that Dennis admitted their original plan was to SELL unique geo as optional add-ons for ALL mechs. The original plan for instance was to let you choose between a bunch of unique Atlas heads, or other parts to customize an Atlas.
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>>148410319

He said during the first loyalty robot injection that it'd be so much work, and no one would buy it, and blah blah blah. PGI doesn't fucking realize that people would pay for special snowflake PPC barrels and robot heads.

>>148409742

How do they fuck shit up this badly?
>>
>>148410596
>He said during the first loyalty robot injection that it'd be so much work, and no one would buy it, and blah blah blah. PGI doesn't fucking realize that people would pay for special snowflake PPC barrels and robot heads.


Worked really well for Valve. I guess PGI is allergic to money.
>>
>>148411757

More like they're allergic to work.
>>
>>148383626
>players beg for Long Tom to be put in the game
>they put in a Naval Auto Cannon 30
>players bitch and complain it's too strong
>take away its critical strikes
>players bitch and complain it's too weak
>scale it back up to a tactical nuke
>players want it gone
This was obviously just a poorly disguised punitive action on the community to tell them they don't know what they want.
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ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS

Rescheduled our thursday game to Friday. So our Friday night lineup is now:

8 EST vs. 42 Smokejays
8:30 EST vs. 1FWG
10:00 EST vs. Widowmakers

Couldn't do anything about that gap at the end but all of our games this week are now on Friday. See you guys there.

ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS ATTN: KONG LORDS
>>
You guys still play this?

Why?
>>
>>148414495
Ah, sorry, the schedule is actually:

8 EST vs. 1FWG
8:30 EST vs. 42 Smokejays
10:00 EST vs. Widowmakers

Same times but I got the first two teams mixed up. Sumimasen.
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>>148378412
>Ketchup
>>
>>148414495
>>148414626

This tournament is a gargantuan clusterfuck.
>>
>>148378412
>>148383893
Absolutely dogshit disgusting.
Phoning this shit in to dudebot. Enjoy ur ban.

run bulli3D.exe
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I slept wrong and my collarbone hurts so bad I can't move my right arm what the fuck
>>
>>148378412
>>
>>148274586
>i should basic some of my heavies
>7% lights
>50% heavies
Yeah nah
>>
>>148263276
>Be ZEU-6S
>Get RT focused down
>Joke's on you, my AC10 is in the left arm
>Be ZEU-6T
>Get LT focused down
>Joke's on you, SRM18 is in the right arm
>Be any Zeus other than loyalty ZEU-92S
>Lose torsos
>Ignored
>Joke's on you I keep a LPL in my CT

Zeus was my favourite mech for a long time, though with the rescaling I'm not sure how well it performs now.
>>
>>148417606
it's shit.
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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS

http://www.siliconera.com/2016/07/14/earth-defense-force-4-1-headed-pc-july-18-2016/

HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>
>>148005164
girl benis?
>>
feminine dik
>>
>>148392141
>>148403929
Thanks for the insight. I'll keep an eye on the game in case this time things end up in a different way, but im not positive about it.
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Are you doing your part to keep those dirty aliens off our world?
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el bumpo
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>>148378412
>catsup
>>
EVERYONE IS DEAD
>>
Boo
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>board the jade falcon steamroller last night getting my "free" mechbay
>steiner getting completely btfo in scouting and invasion
>no defense missions except one scouting where IS got shat on
>>
>Got yen-lo-wang because I like centurions
>It's irredeemable shit

I may have made a mistake.
>>
>>148439043
You have made a dishonorabre mistake.
Put ur Yellow Wang away.
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>>148414469
How hard is it to implement a fixed ballistic caclulation into CryEngine to include a proper artillery cannon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGeZ45DgTe4
>>
>they're showing the "your team does the run in one by one and die -strat" episode reruns again
I've seen this same episode three times in a row now, fire the network manager.
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That poor Lord ran out of ammo.

>>148439043
You really gotta use that shield arm properly mang.
>>
>>148440227
All the other cents use it better since they have missiles.
>>
>six games in a row ruined now
Can't these cancerous fucking retards go fuck off and neck themselves, why the fuck do even play the game if the only tactic they know is to just randomly run into the open and die.
>>
>>148439043
>Getting YLW
>when the Grid Iron literally does what the YLW does but better
>more structure
>more weapon quirks

Why would you ever waste the money?
>>
>>148441310
You can't have a torso AC20 and an XL engine at the same time dummy.
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>>148414469
Most of the community doesn't know what it wants. Most ideas were bad, and a good many more were contradictory, and some were just subjective changes which wouldn't have been better or worse, just different but still require lots of work to implement.

But there is no lack of good ideas. Literally thousands and thousands of good and straightforward ideas have been ignored for a variety of reasons, mostly that the people in charge don't like being told how to do things or to have even a tiny bit less authority or control.

My personal idea (one that I have championed but didn't come up with on my own) was a system for player submitted maps as well as player altered maps (variant construction of already existing ones). Instead of leaving it up to one or two interns slaving away and learning on the job we could have had hundreds of maps by dozens of map makers with a broad spread in both size, quality, and approach to creative map making. Lesser maps would be discarded as better ones were made and remade by the best of the mapmakers.

Variety is the spice of life and it's also the spice of games, and harddrive space is no longer a limiting factor for maps or games in general.

>>148420849
Neat

>>148439284
Being killed by artillery from across the map the is the opposite of fun. See any one of the three lrmpocalypses.
>>
>>148441858
Oh no, I can't have a gun that's worse than the AC10 AND get instagibbed instantly when losing a side torso on a medium!
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post yfw viper gets better quirks than phoenix hawks
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>>148446587
>xp bonuses
>no structure/armor quirks at all
>>
>>148447024
XP bonus is from omnipod set bonus

Weapon quirks are better than structure/armor
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>>148446587
>laser range buff on a Clan 'Mech with EIGHT jump jets
WEW
Get them counter snipers ready bois!
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>>148425093
I've got one for Burn and Dashing.
>>
>>148440227
>buying mechpacks on a smurf
>>
I fucking hate the retards who play this game

I fucking hate the shit maps with retarded terrain that only enables the retards be even bigger retards and fucks over mechs with low hardpoints so badly that they would need to make all mechs shoot all their weapons out of the fucking cockpit to fix their fucking game

Every match it's some 2-3 fucktards with aids falling out of their asses running in and dying for no fucking reason at which point the game is already fucking lost unless the enemies somehow manage to be retarded enough to lose a game that was 9v12 to begin with.
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>>148425093
>>
>>148449128
>running in and dying for no reason
Do people still try that as a cheese grinding tactic?
>>
>>148446587
>prime and medusa get 55% and 60% accel/ decel quirks respectively

If those weapon quirks are attached to the CT, then these ones are going to be great contenders...
>>
>>148448536
>viper with 2x c-ERLL, mk1 targeting comp and ERLL range module

Here come dat 1835 meter pokearooni, boiiii
>>
>>148449128
>complaining about bads being bads
>probably a bad himself
>>
>>148448936
That was a """Tier 1""" match.
>>
>>148449730
>ERLL Viper

Absolutely disgusting
>>
>>148425093
I volunteer.

Klord "Pizza" Dog, English, White, Short, Blonde, N/A.
>>
>>148449730
I can see them lining up on the walls of HPG now.
Perched atop the mountains of Boreal Vault and Alpine.
Shooting across the expanse of Frozen City, Polar Highlands, Tourmaline or Grim Plexus.
>>
>>148449730
>>148450152
>wanting to run the shittiest of all cheetah builds on a medium mech

but why
>>
>>148450664
"What should I do with this 140kph clan robot that can take 11 energy?"

"lol 2ERLL I guess haha"
>>
>>148450664
Don't get it twisted, I DON'T want to. I don't want ANYONE to.
But because they gave it energy range quirks I can just see people now making meme ERLL snipers out of them, and using their 8 jump jets to get up in high locations and be absolutely worthless.
I just know that's what's going to happen.

It's sad because the range quirks will actually be really nice for this mech if you're using ER Smalls, since they got hit with the nerf bat, but this is a Clan MEDIUM and you don't want to get in close with them, but still run them.
>>
>>148451045
Most likely we'll just see 6erml or 6mpl builds.
>>
>>148454226
I'm glad you're less cynical than I.
>>
>>148454226
You won't see either of those.

It will run at the absolute most 5ERML. MPL won't be on it at all.

What you're going to see will be 5SPL + 4MG, 6SPL, 8 or 9 SPL, and 11SL builds.
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>>148455915
>yfw a 40 ton medium will run the same builds as the Lineshitter
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>>148456905
>mfw
>>
So what is the state of Heavy Gear Assault? I can't find anything younger than like a year on youtube and it still looked horrendously alpha. The HUD in >>148357950 is pretty ugly
>>
>>148457184
>spurdo is just a massively obese Nova
>>
How is M.A.V?
>>
>>148459931
Still early alpha, but the potential for a great game is there. Development is slow going since it's being made by one guy.
>>
>>148461623
Is it already in a state where you can enjoy playing around with it? Probaly going to give him my money regardless though
>>
>>148461792
You can mess around in the mechlab and play around in multiplayer or against bots but the playerbase is relatively small. I think there are scheduled games held on Fridays, may be wrong. I know people in kong own it though.
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>>148415168
I'm a little busy grinding pidgeys.

>>148414626
ARE WE ACTIVATING IT?
>>
>>148464194
Tomorrow. No games tonight.
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>>148464251
BUT ARE WE ACTIVATING IT
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>>148444693

The only "real" arty is the Arrow IV, even the LTAC is outranged by LRMs and firing one is 20 heat. (AIV's are 15 heat).

Plus, all of those are so huge that you'd have to have the weapon mounted across two different locations & likely would have fuckhuge geometry, making them easily hit and shot away.

>>148441858

You can in TT, but PGI cannot into actually building properly in Mechlab. Same reason we can't have Arrow IVs or arty cannons, they're too fat to fit in one section but dev brains would explode doing the changes.

There are no brains to explode at the top, of course.
>>
>>148446587

Now we wonder how much of that is pod-specific vs. CT only. Otherwise, you might be able to assemble very interesting quirkage packages.
>>
>>148449128

Blame PGI, who made sure that nothing at all stops the paint chip eaters from slopping into previously unblemished tiers (well, they were at the beginning of tiering, not now).
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>>148444693
Would be a bit different considering LRMs are guided whether or not line of sight is achieved in MWO. If someone was sitting around long enough to be targeted by an unguided artillery shell that an opponent took the time to line up properly or otherwise actually anticipated a moving target with a lead of 10-20 seconds flight time, there wouldn't be that much to complain about on the receiving end compared to any other weapon.
>>
>>148465408
>not huffing paint instead
>>
>>148472526
>huffing paint
>he doesn't huff jekhem
>>
>>148472526
>>148473741

That's for perma-T5 players.

Here, make some money. New event.

https://mwomercs.com/tournaments?t=201607medium
>>
>>148467901

Arrow IV's aren't mostly guided rounds (there's a homing round that can be TAG-guided), and arty cannons definitely aren't. While AIV's can reach 3000m, that's a weapon that travels at LRM speeds. Old LRM speeds. Like, 120 velocity old LRM speed. And would need someone else locking a target for 15+ seconds.

For a 20 point AoE shot (less than a single hit from an arty consumable) from a missile launcher that has 7 shots/ton in MWO load terms. Alternatively, you're talking taking straight shots at targets.

Arty cannons don't have anywhere near that, since even the best one is outranged by lurms and they're non-guided, firing in a ballistic arc.
>>
>>148475126
>For the duration of this event all 'Medium 'Mechs will be on sale for 35% off their MC and C-Bill prices.
Madman

I guess now would be the best time to master a medium, but too bad I don't care about mediums all that much.
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>>148475126
>shoebox leaderboard
>nice ferret leaderboard
>cent leaderboard
>treb leaderboard

I expect all Kong lords with totem mechs to be ranked on their leaderboards.
>>
>Bonsai Tree Standing Item

ROFL @Harabec#4546 GET FUCKED. I dont have enough smug anime face for this. Even if i did, my external drive is currently unplugged.
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>>148475126
>>148477452
>shoebox leaderboard
>mfw I haven't even played consistently in almost a year
>mfw all my cicada gitguds are probably long gone

just put the gauss rifle to my head and end me
>>
do you still need to pay money for garage slots in this shithole of a game?
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>>148480008
>/mwog/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes
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>>148480008
Nah, they just hand them out unless you're a shitter.
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>>148475126
I wonder if I can get on the Vindicator scoreboard.
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>>148475126
Excellent. Time to play assaults.
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>>148481741
then this scamfest of a 'game' can rot in hell
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>>148479707
You can do it. Be one with the shoebox. How else will you become Consul? Imagine the triumph they will throw you in Rome.
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>>148448932
>>148449163
Perfect
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>>148439284
>>148464715
>>148467901

They're never gonna implement equipable arty weapons. You already know why.
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>>148480008
You can get free slots, you just have to play faction wars to do it. Although it's debatable if taking a part in that mess doesn't have a cost, even if that cost isn't your money.
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>>148485672
>blackmailing players to play autism warfare for garage slots

noty i prefer brain cancer
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Everyone please join in a moment of silence for our beloved fellow Kongolian, Accurs "Philippe" 3D, cut down before his time today as he celebrated his great country's Bastille Day. Gone, but not forgotten. We'll keep fighting the long war for you, Philippe.
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>>148489279
Rip Philippe Leclerc de Hauteclocque
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>>148457184
BREEBIRDT SGUMB :))
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>>148489279

wat
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>>147955504
Why?
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>>148457184
underrated post
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>>148475126
>Cicada Leaderboard
Haha time to cuck Rippedass with his own totem mech
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What game should I get into? Been out of the community since ACV
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>>148495472
You should try MAV.
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From russia with love.
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>>148464194
>playing pokemon go
I thought you were better than this dudebot at least play stompy robutts instead
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>kippeth says he'll go on a walk before I head to work
>never comes back
Rip Kip. Killed in action by Kangaroos during his Australian safari.
press F to pay respects
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>>148498148
>not playing pokemon go
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>>148498380
I bet the Kangaroo had a hoodie on and kicked his ass because it's mama told him to.
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>>148498950
Kangaroo Jack3Dattsck
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>>148498750
>not playing real phone games
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>>148500206
>being a worthless weeb piece of shit
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>>148500206
>wanting to be harabec
Yeah no
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>>148500206
>real phone games
>idolshit being a real game

go to bed greg
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>>148500941
Are you suggesting I play idoltrash
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>>148502463
Yes, yes I am do I have to be more blunt about it for you to understand? Sorry Harabec I thought you were smarter than that. All that waifu anime stuff is ruining your brain just look at greg that's your future.
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>>148502747
>>
>>148475126
>everyone going to be in a medium
Finally the heavy queue will be empty.
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>>148505629
>they literally found the only way to get people to run mediums
Did the pig actually have a stroke of genius?
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>>148506857
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>>148484663

Well yeah, because PGI shit dev powers. "No new weapons", sayeth the pig.
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>>148485935

Yeah, I prefer me over faction warfare too, but if you're in a group, it's only close to having red hot irons jammed in your ass. But not quite.

Never solo CW. Ever. It is everything worst about MWO.
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