/smgen/ - SMITE General

I want to bite Jing Wei's butt.

First for fuck you all

>>147926041
I want to rim her.

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>want to play god i don't usually play
>join game
>my team is literally autism: the team
>muh 4v1 dives, etc. pure retardation
>do this 2 more games and lose obviously because of people not knowing how to do anything right
>get upset
>be forced to use my free wins character because tired of this shit
>rape the enemy team in three straight games

Can someone explain Anubis passive to me like Im five?
Didnt see the last thread was so dead

>>147926668
The wiki already does that.

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>join casual joust
>get party invite

Philip Arcani x Aurora ~~~

>tfw hun batz dives a full team by himself, they're all full health, he even uses his jump to initiate

like, why? he has 0 chance of killing anyone

>>147928558
Ult.

Nth for there are people in this thread with only 2000 smiteguru score

>>147928558
>be hun batz
>have all my crit items online
>jump in
>ult
>kill the squishy in 3 hits because lolcrits
>go on the next squishy
>kill them
>lolcrits
>jump isn't back up yet
>juke them with my 3
>jump is back up
>jump away
>spam VEL
:^))))

>>147928656

he did drop his ult, he took ra down about 20% before he got his ass waxes

Fafnir is awesome.

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Where are my summer of smite leaks?

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>>147934161

samefag

>>147934258
Thanks for the you, faggot.

>>147926041
I want to fuck her but I don't want to go to jail for being a pedophile necrophile zoophile. Darn it all to heck.

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>>147934258
Que?

>fdot's new twitter picture
what the fuck, wonder what alyssa thinks of it.

>tfw you get someone in your game that buys no items and feeds the enemy 15 deaths

Thanks hirez, trolling fucking assholes with your shit matchmaking

>>147934596
Just tell her that if she keeps her mouth shut, you will help her fill the ocean with stones. Problem solved! She is the Oathkeeper after all.

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>>147934723
why do you speak with yourself, samefag ?

>>147935221
yes because you are me.

i posted this

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>>147935221

Holy shit this weekend is absolute garbage. Between the crap matchmaking and DCs everywhere, the fuck

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inb4 >sgs

But holy shit, how is this considered okay? Unless that one dude is like 3k (hint, he didn't play like one) this match is complete nonsense

>>147936442
Party means nothing, while solo qeuing I win against party as much as I win against other solo qeue

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WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING PAIRED WITH MORONS!?!?!?!?!??!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jesus Christ. I have gone 74 - 3 in the last 5 fucking games. What the fuck is so hard about this games to these retards.

>do your lane
>attack objectives
>help teammates
>don't do retarded fights like 5v1
>aim and shoot

IT IS NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE. I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT MATCHMAKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish quests could be completed in PvE, since I have no real desire to play PvP until I have a fair number of gods unlocked and know how to build and use them.

Also, leveling up takes forever.

I want to fuck Scylla, while Fenrir fucks me, while I suck Ne Zha's cock.

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最高の女の子

>>147940157
Everyone else had to play PvP, it's a baptism by fire, trial by war. PvP rewards are better for a reason, because onlike a botmatch you actually have something on the line to lose but plenty to gain.

>>147938394

it's not even the parties, it's that their lowest rated person is higher than the other team's highest rated.

and then there's the 1k asshole

What's an easy way to get back into the game?

Last time I played was somewhere around Tencent buying it and load of new Chinese Gods coming in.

>>147940157
Just play casual games. It really doesn't matter. It's ranked games that you shouldn't jump into early.

>>147945510
Just play.

>>147945510
Update your install and hit play.

>>147946197
>>147945585

I was asking more about current teamcomps and newer Gods I should look into while I am downloading. I'm sure the meta evolved from Agni v Poseidon mid every game and the same 3 ad carries of Apollo, Neith and Anhur.

>>147946409
Watch streams.

>>147946621
Just a few newer Gods who are top tier so I can look into their abilities is all I need, bud.

Musclegrills when?

>>147938992

forced 50 bro.

Don't worry, it's working as intended :^)

I've been playing a Fafnir build, extra health and decent protections. My big annoyance is that it has Gem of Iso in it, when I feel like I could grab something with pen to make the 300ish magical power hit a bit harder. So flat damage, or less damage but pen?

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>>147946409
Well, it's an entirely new season now. Watch some pro game replays on youtube.

Heres a pre dreamhack tier list made by the one and only.

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>>147948535

>dm tierlist

>>147948706
His tier lists are the only things he's consistent with. Apart from being easily triggered consistently too

It's either him or incons tier lists and we all know how hilarious they are.

>>147948854

Incon's is funny as fuck.

>rated kumba super low because he has "soft cc" and isn't useful in a teamfight
>literally no buffs and the next month he's A+ tier

this fuckin guy

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>>147948535
>Artemis
>better than any other hunter

>>147948535
>anubis C tier

But he's the god I enjoy playing the most

>>147949093

Well, she was decent because of golden bow. She's gonna drop back down again and no one will play her in competitive now

>>147949093
This was pre dreamhack with golden bow. Course she's dropped again now.

>>147949091
That time Lassiz hard carried with Scylla I think he put her in S+

>>147948535
>MFW I play B+ Tier and I am totally cool with it
Fuck Ao Kuang AND Susano. They're cunts

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>>147948535
>no waifu tierlist

>>147951323
>wanting other people to rate you're waifu

I bet you want to watch other men fuck her too.

>>147951485
Sure, sounds hot.

Anyone wanna suck my cock? I'll carry you in smite after

>>147953707
Only if you pay me with gems.

>>147954032
You better suck dick like a champ then

>>147954594
How good do I have to suck for the biggest amount of gems?

>>147954725
Swallow multiple loads.

>>147954725

how long can you hold your breath

>>147954725
Multiple loads and you better have a tight ass

>>147948535
>susano SS

discarded

>>147956931
t. susano main

>>147957097
Yeah cause he sure was a priority pick at Dreamhack right :^)

>>147957452
>pre dreamhack tier list

>>147957609
What's your point retard

>>147957667
???

Reading comprehension is my point.

>>147957757
hi pot

Is Rod worth getting on a Guardian that is not Sylvanus? Need an item that is health and magical power, but do not want Gem of Iso.

>>147957452

Has there been a bigger disappointment than Susano's performance at dreamhack? fuckin sad

>>147960868
He was played during Dreamhack? I only watched Day 3, lurked for the codes otherwise. Always forget that Smite is a decent spectator "sport" if they have decent casters or players.

>>147961573

Yeah, and nearly lost every game he was picked in

So what are your thoughts on Erlang Shen?

I kind of feel his 72 transformations just aren't as good as SWK's.

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>>147962259
>72 transformations
>only has 2

>>147948535
>Complains how unkillable cabraken is in solo lane today
>Only puts him at b+
ayy
lmao

>>147962259
Boring design and kit.

>>147962394
It's an old tier list. Cab solo is getting more common so it'll go up on his next one.

>>147962259
I found him fun to play. I would only really suggest he get maybe one more transformation. Otherwise I really like his passive and the rest of his kit is great for a Warrior.

Are people picking fun comps in the MOTD with all 5 same gods or is it tryharding? Don't want to queue if it's normal arena picks.

>>147962659
What do you build on him? I tried building him with my wukong build(warriors, jotunn, leviathan, frostbound, defense, also I need to get a better build) and I just didn't have much luck.

>>147962607
Oh alright, I was about to say complaining about him for a whole game then putting him on the same tier as Xing ting is really fucky

>>147962810
Build him like an auto attacker. He's basically a slightly more tanky assassin.

>>147962909
That's the thing, I don't play autoattackers or assassins so I have no idea how to build him.

>>147962810
You can't go regular warrior build with him, you want to make him an AA god, think of him as Kali as a warrior

>>147962810
I built him for AA. Qin's/Stone Cutting/Titan's/Jotunn's/two defense.

>>147962810
>I tried building him with my wukong build(warriors, jotunn, leviathan, frostbound, defense, also I need to get a better build)

how are you people this stupid? he screams aa god yet people still do this

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It's another "enemy jungler literally never leaves mid lane and carries the mid" episode

>>147963631
Then your jungler should have been stealing all of his camps.

>>147963116
>Stone cutting
>When dog doesnt apply it

>>147963747
>having a competent Jungler
lel, he was off solo lane, I asked for ganks and he kept spamming THATS TOO BAD

>>147963945
Standard AA does though. Good damage, extra move speed and free protections.

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>still no new hun batz skin

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>last post 5 hours ago

nice dead game smiteshits

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>>147963210
I don't have the slightest clue how to build AA gods.

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>>147967632
>5 hours ago

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I wish wrangler Art would at least get a VP and a new voice.

>>147968194
I want that butt on my face

Which one of you wants to be my cumslut?

>>147962810
Based on where you want him to lane as jungler or solo.

Solo he'll want items ot work off his autos as well as defense.

As jungle he'll want a more offensive orientation.

>Play a game of smite after like a month
>our tyr dies 3 times in 2 minutes
>ends up 2/6 in a 12 minute game
and i already closed down the game, also our scylla was level 18 in a party with a level 30, there was a sole level 28 in my team too, all enemy 30 on the enemy team.

Thanks matchmaking.

>>147971669
But u suck though

>>147972386
i actually have a sgu of over 2200, so suck my fatty i don't.

>>147972458
How is sgu calculated cuz Im 2040 and I have a 52% win rate but it's usually my team blowing

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When is the next Paladins™ update? Do we have any information on who is going to be the next champion?

>>147976216
It's turtle based.

>>147951323
Sol would be at the top

Just got solid hornet AMC, pretty cool skin tbqh familia. Cool that you get a T1/T2 skin just for winning ranked

What were the previous 2 season's skins?

>>147976216
Next week, we may be getting achievements. Makoa may have a hook ability.

>>147977249
Solid hornet is a T3 skin for the achievement for winning 20 ranked games, it's been around since season 2.

Rewards are what you get when the season ends based on where you placed when it ends.

Season 0 was only player icons.

Season 1 was Rage Bakasura for gold 5 or higher. Loading frame for plat 5 or higher.

Season 2 was Berserker Ullr for Gold 5 or higher. Loading frame for Platinum 5 or higher.

Season 3 rewards will come at the end of the season.

So it says you can earn free gems during the summer event through some quest. How does it work?

>>147978329
It starts on August 4th, so nobody knows how it will work.

>>147978314
Ah, thanks m8

>>147978314
Still regret I missed Rage Bakasura. He might be the worst Assassin in the game, but he's interesting as fuck otherwise. Granted, getting the exclusive skins would mean I would have to git gud, and shake off the oppressive shackles of being a Wood I shitter.

Will this extremely expensive medusa skin be T5

>>147978753
The only T5 skins in the game are Archon Thana and Force X Thor. So probably no, only odyssey limited skins are T5.

>>147978753
no, we only get one t5 skin a year for the odyssey shit.

if you want a t5, keep saving your gems till the odyssey.

>>147979079
How come Thanatos and thor are so rare to see, did not many get the t5s?

>>147979154
To get the T5 meant you had to buy everything in the odyssey. That came to 8150 gems for Thana and 5100 for Thor. Expensive as fuck to get.

>tfw being in grandmasters mean nothing if some newfag or bronze fag can roll a chest just to get the same reward as me.
WTF HI REZ, YOU ONLY LISTEN TO FAGGOT ASS PLEB SCRUB PLEBBIT, WHO 50 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION NEVER PLAYED SEASON 2, YET, YOU STILL MAKE END OF SEASON REWARDS A CHEST ROLL
FUCK YOU JEW REZ

>>147979793
>Thanatos was a 100 dollar skin

Jesus christ

>>147979793
This is right.

To add on to this. Archon thanatos came back for 3 days only during the spring fling this year for allieds cancer fund raising but you had to donate $1000 or more to get it.

If Thanatos was 100 dollars and Thor was ~70, where did Poolseidon come from?

>>147980128
It was a simple 600 gem skin to raise money for the launch tournament.

Like this >>147980046, it did come back for 3 days for the spring fling but it was $500 donation.

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FLYSSA

>>147981526
F. has massive nostrils

>>147976216
They really need to give Paladins some good lighting and shading.
Way too flat.

>>147982739
You know what they say about huge nostrils..

>>147979793
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>>147980128

Joke is on them, Reaper Tech is best Thanatos skin and costs next to nothing.

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>>147980392
So Allied scammed all this money from HiRez to help him pay medical bills and up and quit for Overwatch? That's honestly depressing and disgusting as fuck.

>>147985129
Sleep apnea?

>>147987894
lol if Hirez wants pro players to stay with Smite then they should actually give a shit and make proper adjustments to conquest. Can't blame pros for fucking off when all you do is shill events and stroke the dicks of mememode shitters

they're planning a fucking siege update and another new mode

this game is done competitively nobody gives a fuck

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Joust is such fucking cancer to play.

Oh, you don't have the meme ult team? Well prepare to waste ten minutes of your life you fucking shitter. git gud

I know Guardians are all about getting assists over kills, but how about Assassins? Is it kills or kills and low deaths? Went 8/1 as Thanatos, and now I'm rather happily sporting a 1.24 after three games. compared to my previous high score of 1.09 after thirteen games as Ao Kuang.

Anyone on PS4 want to team up for this event weekend?

I am level 30, multi-diamond ranked player coming from PS4 to PC, it would be nice to play with some people who don't like to play support. I love playing Sylvanus and having a good team for me to support makes things a lot easier, especially with his recent mana regen buff he's just a blast.

>>147989413
? are you bad daddy?

>>147989880
low deaths.

>>147991878
Oh good. Never saw the appeal of playing like a Hunter and dying needlessly. Assassins are scalpels to the hammer of Warriors, the explosives of Mages.

PAGE TEN

>>147993142
mainly you go to a lane to supplement the offense or push of a lane when needed.

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>>147990610
As long as you instant lock Loki and build full defense. (Preferably from South America as that's where all the REALLY good players are.

DoobTuber

I literally started playing Chaac today, and I have no idea what I'm doing.

What should I be building him with the current changes? How the fuck do I even play him?

Bear in mind I'm a diamond Amat so I'm mostly used to playing an auto-attack warrior if any.

Can I take Ares to the solo lane? It could work.

>>148001503

lol no

I mean if the enemy solo laner and jungler are complete shit, sure. But Ares wave cleave is garbage

>soar breaking up
>oceans leaving alg for envy
>denial imploding

fuckin rosterocalypse, again

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>>148003559
>oceans leaving alg for envy

Where do I start with pro smite?

Who are the top players and teams?

>>148004620

Can you blame him? Lassiz is planning to leave after the fall split, I guess he'd stay if they got to worlds lel

>>148005210
>as if they could make it to worlds
I guess is OW pro career is going as well as he expected.

>>148004694
Watch Dreamhack VoDs, top teams are Panthera, Enemy, Soar.

>>148005210
It's kinda sad. I had high expectations for ALG and Oceans turned out to be a very strong player. I think the problem is that the rest of the team is too comfortable with what they've achieved and aren't taking themselves seriously enough.

>>148005694

I think Matty's actually putting in work, but Lassiz is clearly not caring and Incon is, well, Incon.

Then you had the problems with junglers, which like him or not, at least weak3n is doing better than any of the other people they've had in the slot

>>148005953
Weak3n should had made a higher impact on the team but you can clearly see that he doesn't have good synergy with Lassiz and this is the weak link of the team. If Lassiz gets his shit together they are easily on level with Egr and LG

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HAAH
LET'S SWITCH IT UP
HUAGH
TAKE THIS
HUAGH
LET'S SWITCH IT UP
HAA

>>148008059

WOW!

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PALADINS ?

>>148006676
>Lassiz gets his shit together they are easily on level with Egr and LG

Lassiz no longer cares. He's said on stream multiple times he's burnt out on smite and wants to be done with it.

>>147987371
Archon Thanatos is the best skin in the game. Force X Thor is meh though.

>>148009724
It's kind of sad that he never made any big bux from tournaments. Old dig were beasts but back then here was no real money to be made, as soon some money started being injected into smite esports, lassiz started losing kek.

>>148010003

So what you're saying is as soon as some serious competition showed up Lassiz got exposed

Is it easier to get to platinum in joust than in conquest? I'm starting to lose all hope for conquest

>>148010060
Pretty much.

>>148010101
Duel since it require no reliance on team mates. If you lose, it was all your own fault.

>>148010183
I consider myself just above average player. Is enough to win duels? Never tried

>>148010375
The only thing that matters is you get the more OP god.

There's not skill in 1v1.

>>148010430
Anywhere I can find up to date duel tier list?

>>148010520
Pick or ban Kali.

who else is burned out until the next ticket update
i cant even bring myself to get the daily rewards at this point

>>148010520
http://smite.guru/tierlists/l/2922

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Futa

>>148011264
wow dude wat r u a fag or somethin lmao girls dont have dicks dude

dont u ever use that word in my general ever again, if i see it one more time im gonna fuck u up loser

>>147972458
Only 2200? Will you suck my cock if I got more than you (;

VIG

MEATY

KABABS

Another day, another shitty motd

All pick assault, jesus christ

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>>148009541
YES

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>>148015930

>hirez stew let reddit ask him question
>check through
>just a bunch of meme questions and nobody asking him anything relatively important

>>148016950

But we found out that the community (i.e. reddit) gets to choose who gets the T5 skin this year

x fucking D

>>148017445
Loki skin incoming.

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>>148017491

>tfw loki is the second most played god

>>148017445
>But we found out that the community (i.e. reddit) gets to choose who gets the T5 skin this year

What? Is this real?

Qualifying Joust right now. Out if 7 games 6 times enemy team has been a party of 3. Not going to play my 10th game, I have never seen more one sided games in any game in my life. Matchmaking is beyond shit

>>148018552
Artemis a cute

>>148019086

yeah, he said it in the AMA he did the other day

>>148019909
Well fuck, not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

inb4 chronos wins again.

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friendly reminder that flyssa will never be canon

>>148021258
Who gives a fuck.

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>>148021512
don't be mad Fdot, its just not happening.

>>148017491
>>148017948
What would a T5 Loki skin look like?

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>>148021898
No, hold on this is probably Susano

Why the fuck are SMITE EU servers so unstable?

>>148022776
Because they're in America.

>>148022776
Because Hi-Rez doesn't invest in anything related to servers

How much better would the game be if they just didn't listen to reddit and instead decided to fucking think for themselves or look at their own forums?

>>148023317
Things would be just as bad or probably just the same.

They take suggestions from idiots, but they actually make the changes themselves.

>>148023317
Probably worse, but then again we have no idea what they actually have taken from reddit. Hirez didnt listen to the tribes community, basically told them "the game is as good as we want it, fuck off.", look how that turned out.
I imagine hirez only listens to small issues they could fix. They don't implement any of the worthwhile changes people have suggested on their forums, reddit, or here. People have been asking for better matchmaking since forever, and that still doesn't seem to be a priority.

>>148024223

I'd wait 5 extra minutes for a better quality match than getting an absolute shit match in 1 minute

I'd wager there's some serious math bugs in their algos that is fucking things up big time but they don't have any people on their staff competent enough to look through the code and see the issues

someone go ask fdot on his stream how are he and alyssa doing

So since they will be listening to player opinions for the T5 skin, we should probably brainstorm a skin then lobby it on plebbit.

You know if you leave the choice to those fags they will just vote for another edgy loki skin again. But if you guys show as much dedication to this as futa friday and SPORTS SKIN WHEN, we can actually get something we like for a change.

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>>148025381
Magical girl Ne Zha, he starts as a school girl and transform into a magical girl at level 5, losing health gradually destroy his magical girl outfit and it's repaired by activating flaming spear at full stack.

They will probably just have a vote among a select few gods to get a T5, not make a creation contest.

>>148025381
Who cares, there's no way in hell I'm spending enough to get the T5 skin anyway

>>148019497
Ranked Joust is a lost cause now, a couple months ago I dominated non stop and ended up Gold 4 from barely qualifying.
Now I can't even win a game. My guess is the gem day turned shitters on to the fact that there's a ranked mode for Joust.
just stop playing unless you have a good ass party

>>148025984
This.

See >>147979793
They are too fucking expensive anyway.

>>148025970
magical girl nezha starts with a dick between his buttchecks, the more he dies the bigger and deeper the dick goes, at 5 deaths a bulge appears on his stomach, at 10 deaths a big bulge appears, at 15 deaths nezha starts dripping cum from all his holes.

make it happen

>>148026232
>encouraging people to feed

>>148025984
>>148026167
Yeah, don't know why people are flipping out here or even care in the slightest when most of us won't even get the T5.

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>>148026396
you are right, change it to kills.

>tier 5 being chosen by reddit
They better pour their heart and soul into that merdusa skin or I will stab a bitch.

>>148026396
You're right, it shouldn't work like that. Instead you have a new Victory and defeat skin. If you lose Magical girl Ne zha gets gang raped by minions and jungle monsters. If you win you see him being rewarded with a good dicking from Freya, Bellona and Awilix at the same time while Kalli is fapping in anticipation.

>>148026572
What does medusa have to do with it?

>>148026625
Anon, pls.

We need an edgy Thanatos T5 skin

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>>148026645
Im a good little goy sitting on a pile off gems with more on the way, my plan was to try and get the T5 if the medusa one ended being garbage. I wouldnt get the T5 if it was for some memegod like loki.

>>148026625
>Freya, Bellona and Awilix at the same time
oh baby a triple.

>kali not double stuffing his throat for the penta

come on bruh

You idiots do know that reddit hates loki just as much this place does?

>>148027169

Loki is still the 2nd most played god

>>148027328
Yeah, but you guys are acting like reddit will push a loki skin, they hate him just as much as this place.

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I need to see the Jing Wei summer skin.

>FDOT REJECTED A JOB AT EITHER BLIZZARD OR RIOT
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING IDIOT, NICE JOB REJECTING A HIGHER PAYING JOB FOR THIS DEATH AND SHIT GAME HAHAHAHA FUCKING ACTUAL RETAAAAAAAAARD

Why exactly is there lots of futa for Smite?

>>148027730
Last I checked Infiltrator was being used more than the default skin for loki and was the only skin that was actually used more than the god's default skin. Imagine how much dosh Hirez would get for a T5 Loki skin, people would be all over it.

>>148027328
Who's the first most played god?

>>148028570
>Who's the first most played god?
Neith

>>148028570
>Who's the first most played god?
Neith

>>148028570
>Last I checked Infiltrator was being used more than the default skin for loki and was the only skin that was actually used more than the god's default skin
I'm not making sense here, I'm saying Infiltrator is the only skin that's being used more than the default skin of that god

>>148028642
Oh right default adc

>>148028087

you know it's not gonna be lewd

>>148028672
It's a swimsuit. It can't not be lewd.

>>148028667
>Oh right default adc

Probably helps that she's also the first god you play in the tutorial

>>148028775
And one of the strongest hunters that will probably always be meta.

>>148028775
That and she is also one of the safest god in the game.

>>148028827

>strongest

nah

>>148028884

her backflip sucks tho, chiron is safer

>>148028827
>And one of the strongest hunters

For almost all of season one she was considered shit and just a training wheel god. Golden bow negated a big part of her strenght too. She will always be there in casual but not necessarily in higher skill tiers.

>>148029004
Neith never needed golden bow.
She can pretty much instaclear at level 2.

>>148028974
>her backflip sucks tho, chiron is safer
Chiron doesn't have a 2s root and his heal is shittier.

>>148028974
Chrion's dash can't negate walls

>>148029215

That's the point, she's a god best with trans and golden bow let pretty much any hunter get picked against her and have pressure.

>>147928797
team was 0 to 11
i got my deathbringer and bloodforge online as hun batz
suddenly got a quadra kill, and then a triple kill after that
everyone on my team only got one kill except me in the end, but we won

>>148030719
post dick.

>>148030758
this board is sfw!! im smol

>>148030978
teehee :3

hehehehe post dicky <:3~

>>148022210
>>148021898
>Extremely pale and underweight Loki
>Kunai and Naruto headband with black trenchcoat
>Shouts memes
>Whenever he ults he blurts out in a nasally and out-of-breath voice "nothing personnel, kid."

Anyone played ranked after HiRez's latest tp fix? Anything changed, more/less tp?

>>148033838
Every time you lose game you get automatically demoted one division.

>>147951323
I made one once, but I lost it and such.

Basically it's never okay to fuck a cat, snake, or spider.

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>>148034208
>Basically it's never okay to fuck a cat, snake, or spider.
But that's wrong

>>148034573
>implying any animals are capable of consent

*Elise Kissing Sonic the Hedgehog.jpg*

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>>147934161

all of you should die

>>148036137
I'll probably get killed by a tribe of niggers as I walk to work one day.

>>148036581
Baltimore ?

>>148036705
No, thankfully.

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I'm open for a simple doodle or two

>>148039098
I really, -really- want a Nemmy skin like that.

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>>148039210
Ying giving a hi-five to one of her illusion.

>>148039210
Artemis dressing Tusky in silly outfits.

Thorn is such a fun relic on Hades

>>148039445
Tusk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InjF8xj93LU

>>147949093
With golden bow and wind-demon, she was pretty gud

>>148039098

dat tusky

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How are the new relics, did they ruin the game?

>>148039210
here's my request

eat shit and die

>>148040528

How would ghost walk and thorns aka shield of the underworld ruin the game?

I fuckin want achilles spear back

>>148040685
About that hammer that is supposedly push AIDs?

>>148039210

Bastet cats, Kaldr and whatever the fuck Erleng's dog is called playing

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>>148039434

>>148041504
hell yeah

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Hi anons

Is it cheeky or innocent to be using a futa catgirl to make money?

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>>148039445

>>148042479
It's gay

>>148042562
Nice.

>>148042479
Money, how?

>>148039210
soak your dick with bleach and die sucking on it faggot

>>148042749
Selective breeding to produce more futa catgirls.

>>148041504
That's great, thanks.

more barefooted goddesses when?

>>148045604
when you kill yourself hopefully

>>148045656
i'm dead inside anon, does that count?

>>148045752
end your life and be done with it

Would you date a girl that played Smite and was Gold or higher rank?

>>148045938
alright, see you in hell motherfucker, the things i do for barefooted goddesses.

>>148046009

That's like... 4 women total

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>>148046009
>gurl gaymers

>>148046009
you mean your mom ?

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When are we going to get some real nigga black gods to improve race relations?

>>148046305
>girls

>http://www.smitegame.com/mid-season-ranked-update/
is tp better now?

>>148046624
Honestly they should scrap TP and division and just go for MMR ranking.

>>148046397
snoop dogg and the game are the leaders of the afro american community ?

Which god has a fun gimmick? I'm new to this game and I just rent everything for a day to try it out. So far the bee god seems the most fun to me.

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Oh boy and here I was, wishing for a semi decent joust game

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>>148049403

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I hate Naruto fags.

>>148049880
ebin xD 420!!!

>>148049880
Susano was actually a mistake.

>>148049403
>>148049880
i was planning on playing today.

thanks for reminding me why i shouldn't.

thank you.

>>148047976
Ah Puch is very fun to play. His corpses are his gimmick, providing high burst as well as mana / healing. Also if you have his voice pack, when he says "RUNNNNNNNN!" when saying retreat its funny as hell.

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Why don't lobsters share their food? Because they're SHELLfish!

>>148050926
I hope you have 3 children, all girls.

>>148050985
damn, what a fucking douchebag, call down, its a pun man, no need to fucking curse someone like that.

>>148047976
Janus is pretty fun and the idea for his portal gimmick was stolen from this very general.

>>148050496
But his burst is terrible outside of cramped lanes in Conquest! His ult is a pale shadow of what it was on release, and you need Gem of Isolation to make Ah Puch anywhere near reliable.

>>148052337
build health and cdr and run around eating corpses all day

>tfw had fully stacked warlocks and mail of renewal when it was op and ran from enemy phoenix to own phoenix being chased by 3 phys characters and didn't die

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>>148051842
>and the idea for his portal gimmick was stolen from this very general.

>>148026625
fugg

What is a character style you would like to see in this game?
I would like them to do something the opposite of mercury, and extremely slow character who benefits from not going any faster.

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>>148053767
Being able to steal enemy spells. Channeled lifedrain, mana burn/drain though I understand why they don't want to have mana drain/burn seeing how lanning phase go (but I think saying it's "antifun" is completely retarded).

>>148053184
dang I just realized I wrote "skin" instead of "screen".

>>148054161
Make the mana burn a short range ult and put it on a guardian.

>>148054283
That or put it on a jungler on a skill that can't be used to clear efficiently. Or maybe something like Pugna Nether Ward which deal damaged when enemies use spell and cause negative mana "regen" while being a destroyable deployable. I think Nox first ult could really fit on a guardian too and had a somewhat cool concept of negative tether.

>>148053767
A character who has a self/team aura like Cab, but it procs and gives different buffs when player or allies are hit with Slow/Stun/Silence/Cripple/Etc.

Another fun concept would be a God that has a passive that gives bonuses to items purchased depending on build order, or at random. Items cost extra, but give a buff for each one completed, like Ares and his aura passive.

>>148046009
She's probably fat or underweight.

If first option, no. If second, yes.

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>>148050985
>want daughters
>tfw had laptop on my lap for so long am probably sterile now

>>148055540
>implying you'll ever have sex

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>>148055725
>Implying you will either

>>148055783
Looks like we both won't, so get over here and start sucking.

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>>148053767
A god like Abathur in HotS.

instead of attacking on his own he attaches to a tower or a god and sends augmented minions instead.

>>148055725
>had sex with fuckbuddy
>came inside
>we both panicked because she wasnt on the pill
>was secretly hoping that I would knock her up
>I didnt

>>148054161
>mana burn/drain though I understand why they don't want to have mana drain/burn seeing how lanning phase go

It is "antifun"/unworkable in Smite because no in between. Either it barely takes anything and is negligible or it shuts down gods so hard because of the nature of mana in Smite. Like if it''s a temp mana steal either the team amount taken is nothing (of It's just one Crush) or it's big enough it acts as a pseudo silence that can't be beaded or or cleansed.

Smite has way to many must ban gods. I feel like the better strategy would be not banning anyone in first bans

Can HiRez please remove trio queue from ranked conquest? Those faggots can play ranked joust together. It feels extremely unfair if you lose to trio pre-made and when they are on your team and they decide to stop trying it's over. Literally kills ranked for me.

>>148057639
People were begging for almost a whole year for duo and trio queuing in ranked. No way they are going to remove it. It was a huge thing when it was finally added. Pros and casuals alike approved of it.

>>148057973
Then there needs to be two separate conquests one for duo/trio parties and other solo queue.

>>148058216
Not enough players for that. Hirez have said less then 1% of the playerbase play ranked.

>>148058691
If they say that they have 20 mil players then 1% is too generous.

>>148058216
kek do you really think we have that many people playing ranked? are you dense?

>>148058831
>If they say that they have 20 mil players

20 mill accounts created across all platforms. Not 20 mil active players. Huge difference.

All my friend wants to do is play PvAI Arena. I'm level 30, play Ranked every so often and christ, I never realized how mindnumbingly boring PvAI is.

>>148061052
Least get him into real arena games. The AI is shit in smite.

>>148061674
Trying. Same person complains about God prices, the UI, "OP Gods" and how PvP gets more rewards compared to AI. Yet they never do the login rewards or used the ten hour booster. Bought Gods with gems as well.

>>148062514
Jesus christ. Stop playing with him. He's too far gone.

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>>148062514
Your friend sounds dumb.

Looking at Ah Puch, his ability scaling is horrible. +35/10/20/10% He might as well be removed from the game at this point, and I say that as someone Rank VI with him and over 70 games played with him alone.

Zapman vs Madmanmarc 1vs1 joust is genuinely better and more exciting than the fucking joust tourny lmao.

and its only for 150 bucks

>>148064506
That's a lot of $5 pizzas, for the price.

>>148064506

probably because you can shit on zap or marc in chat directly

>>148064506
>1vs1 joust

It's called duel.

>>148026625
we need drawfags working on this

>>148039362
Better luck next year ;)

Zapman just choke the fuck out lmao.

>>148066358
Link?

>>148066414
twitch zap55, its almost over.

Zap just got fucked

>>148064506
Marc cheated

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>>148039210
Really good job on Nox

>>148041504
>Ying's face when she sees your dick

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>>148067936
>you will never show your dick to Ying

I want the buttslut to touch my dicccccc

What's the benefit of having Sol instead of a hunter? Her early/mid game is strong but end game she can never match Hunters AAs

>>148069957
>buttslut
Not with a top like that.