/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

frist fo r sawboms is bestgirl

Second for bombs

Wow I honestly thought it was extended good job guys

Fourth for forced random names

Fifth for hoping my waifu notices me.

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>tfw no waifu to cuddle

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>>147905802
she's been brutally murdered by spacemen
multiple times

How do I turn my waifu straight?

>>147906153
Which one is it?

>>147906282

Ashe

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>>147906806
Based on my shaky understanding of waifunomics, that's a dry market

Waifu theory dictates that waifus who waifu other waifus will not generally return to husbandos without all the following;
>a) A large, dramatic event that damages the reputation of the waifus involved
>b) A long period of time passing which will be considered a 'break'
>c) The player taking a look at their own character, and changing something about them (hair style+colour, character records [especially age], departments frequented [e.g. a medbay waifu transfers to cargo - shaft miner is a red flag])

I recommend you look elsewhere, we're realistically looking at 4 months minimum -with- a crisis happening

>>147906806
Yeah good luck. I've already placed hypnotic triggers in her and can bend her to my will whenever I want

>>147907568
At least i can *beep, *ping and wiggle with crabapple while you're not online

desu a lot of the recent waifus are pretty shit. I still haven't found one I like

I dressed like a medical borg, tell me I asked for it

>you will never mount and cum inside a vox in maint

Please get your shit together robotist. I saw you trying to emag me but you didnt even pull out the FLASH ON THE TABLE to stun me.
How to emag a mommi the right way:
>Flash
>Emag or id, in your case id was 100% but you did emag for some reason
>Bar
>Emag
Flash stuns them for about 5 seconds which is more than enough time to do it, but if you need more time hit the flash again.

>>147910324
There were a lot of things that went south that round for that vox

>>147910380
I finished both mechs for him, did research, and made borg shells. Then the vox Head of whatever came along while he was braindead and took the gygax mech with decent stuff on it.

>>147910538
I was the emagged borg, I genuinely did everything I could for him

Good morning spacemen! Who's ready for an exciting day of space?!

>>147911203
Intigracy's busy tickling my cervix

I want to have doobiedoo's babies!

Ara ara~!

>you will never get mounted in maintenance
>you will never get filled with superior human semen

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WHAT'S GOING ON

>>147911678
Shitposting

**futa sasha**

>keep griffvoting Bus so I can quit the game and go to sleep
>it never happens
????

>>147914062
>griffvoting
But Bus is a good map.

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>>147914062
>>147914248
kill you'reselves

>you will never ERP with MatildaHatchKey

>it's another borgs going retard in lowpop episode

>>147916474
Hey man, they did their best.

Would you rather find yourself in maint alone with the Clown, the HOS, or the Mime?

>server pop decreases by 75% when the map is bus

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>>147916880
>mfw voting on shit maps and then quitting the server
You can't stop me

>>147916880
atleast bus is playable unlike deff

>>147916968
this is why votes should be visible to ckey

>>147916968
You voted for a map I don't like!!!! I'm going to metagrudge you!!!!!!
The children playing this game are pathetic.

>>147917412
they are to the admins, if they care they can actually warn/ban them for being memesters

>>147917908
Problem with that is that the only way is looking at html references.

And when it comes to looking at votes, it'll say vote=3, or vote=2 etc. rather than the map

Is it bad if I want the ability to replace peoples limbs with stunsticks? Like a pegleg, but a stunstick

>>147918108
allowing weapons and items to be surgically transplanted into the hand slot when?

>>147894540
It's not that we don't want your ripley, it's that we don't care for the ripley once we've already delivered every single mat you'll ever want. Make ripleys faster and we'll take them, every single time. Ripleys are OP as shit for mining, only mining borgs are better.

>>147918338
Actually a ripley without a ddrill is pretty bad, Once it has a ddrill its godlike though.

>>147918108
8ch has that in the codebase as I recall (I know they at least have pickaxe and some kind of gun).

>>147918108
>Replace your arms with eswords
>You can never hug anyone ever again
>But atleast you can murder

>>147918381
Even with non-diamond drill, it's better than anything except a mining borg. Even with diamond drill, it's still worse than mining borg.

>>147918445
DEATH BY EMBRACING

>>147918484
Mining borg gets a lot worse as the round goes on.

>>147918108
>>147918153
MUH GOOND

>>147918484
If they could crowbar a crate closed I don't think anything could stop them.
Can borgs actually close crates/closets and I simply haven't noticed? I know they can open them at least.

>we actually have our own repo and can use the search function in github now
Neat shit

>>147918661
a borg can crowbar a locker and crate open/closed

however, if there is a lock on it they will be able to trigger the lock but NOT open the crate

>>147918859
When did we break away from being a fork?
For a moment I thought github got off their lazy ass and finished fork searching.

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>>147918598
>hugs used to inject whoever got hugged with ~1u of painkillers
>if you teamed up with people you could make someone overdose by constantly hugging them

>>147919057
Yesterday love was such an easy game to play ;_;

>>147919094
what reason is there to not keep hugging in to inject 1u of tramadol, with no overdose limit?

>>147919168
I imagine it has nothing to do with the hug, but because tramadol has an OD limit. You'd need to make an identical chemical but remove its overdose limit.

>>147918661
No, they don't have the toggle-open verb at all. However, I think every non-default borg can crowbar something open.

>>147918607
In the sense that unlike humans they're mostly useless everywhere else, and mining is useless except near the beginning of the shift, sure. But in the sense that they get outclassed, no.

>>147918904
Lockers/Crates are unable to be closed by a borg after the thing has been opened.

Unless that's been changed, it'd be super helpful it has been

>>147919936
I might be wrong, I haven't played borg in about a month

>>147919936
I asked specifically because it would make a rogue minerborg an expert kidnapper.
Not even rogue actually, antag human could take em vox hunting, shame you can't put hats on borgs.

>>147919263
There is one. Hugging injects a chemical you can't get anywhere else. At least it was like that last time I checked.

Is SS13 a video game?

>>147920165
It's a scientific social experiment with the goal of observing autistic individuals interact with each others, in an environment they're forced to cooperate with each others in order to satiate their autism.

It's basically reverse psychology to force autists to be sociable.

>>147920165
no, it's an advanced chatroom and atmos sim

>>147920165
It's a JRPG/anime/eroge

>>147919531
They are completely outclassed by a single miner with a gun and a diamond pick when ti comes to mining, they are only useful for the start of the shift to get minerals, then they are heavily outclassed by ripleys and slightly outclassed by miners

>>147920267
Add to that the fact that the administrators are also autists and you get a full fledged double blind experiment.

A plasma-man robusted me into a suit storage. If you're here, we need a race war now

>>147920092
>tfw you will never be a racist redneck shaft miner with a hick minerborg
>you'll never lynch some vox for trespassin' on yer land

>>147920864
but you could do that right now though

borgs love them valids

Can you kill traders as sec for no reason?

>>147921660
Yep.

>>147921660
no

>>147921660
maybe

>>147921660
I don't know

>>147921660
If an american cop can get away with it, sec can

that's the rule of thumb

>>147920503
Don't know how long ago you last played, but that's not even remotely true.

>>147921660
Traders are soft antag roles, do whatever you want because they got super strong armor and permanent magboots.
If they die it's they own fault for letting you do it.

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>>147918108
>>147918153
>>147918445

I'm SsOoOooORrryyy

>>147924343
EEEEUUUUGGGHHHH KILL ME!

>explore space
>find savage shuttle
>chill on DJ station
>roll tator when shuttle leaves the station
what the fuck mang

Cythia "WAAAH RECALL IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU'RE RETARDED EVERY ROUND" Jardine

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OH GOD

>>147925487
My god, it's full of stars.

>>147925428
>say no once to a shuttle call
>every round
The retards are the ones that dont do their job recall because no antag rolls. Screw you and your inability of playing without being a major griffon

>>147925487
In the year 2125, I was on a mining colony, on mars

... And there he was, SPACE JANITOR! In a janicart flying off an airlock!

>>147925487
Are you a bad enough dude to clean SPACE?

>>147925487
The rest of the station was an illusion. Don't go outside.

>>147925568
An antag called the shuttle.
Stop being retarded.

And I know you often ghost out when revved/culted/soulstone because someone took you away from a project.

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SALMON COMES

Can portable air scrubbers be reconfigured to scrub other gasses or do they only scrub out plasma and N2O?

>>147926114
Can't reconfigure them.
But you can make a simple improvised one using one of those portable blue boxy machines, two connectors, a filter, a canister and a passive vent.

>hippy station
>guy push me out of the emergency shuttle (to space)
>i didnt see his name
>admin: sorry cant do anything :)

>>147926573
Well, our admins would be kind of in the same situation.

Pushing someone by walking into them doesn't generate logs, so if you didn't catch their name and the admins didn't happen to be watching you at that exact moment, then there's no way they can find out who did it.

>>147925634
I never do it during cult and rev and I only ghosted once when I was soultstoned because I pressed ghost at the same moment the guy sharded me. Check logs instead of being a retarded fuckwit

>>147926730
They can, however, just teleport you back.

>>147904354
>someone saved my screencap
>someone used my screencap in the OP

you must have some pretty low standards, bud

so, im in the test server, and i died, is there a way to play again? (sorry im so dumb)

>>147927759
press rejuvinate in the spawn menu, unless your body is destroyed then you can just go derelict mommmi or something, the server will reset itself soon enough anyway.

>>147927759
on test server respawn is disabled at the moment, in my opinion it should be enabled like it was before.
in the meantime, when you join the server spawn a mommi fabricator, so if you die you can come back as a mommi and call the shuttle.

>>147920094
>>147919263
>>147919168
>>147919094
Hugging does add some painkiller

There's an antag chem that explodes when mixed with it

>>147928117
>pushing doesn't add salt

>>147926814
>im not a whiny bitch you FUCKWIT

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>dumb chemist still doing all pills will the same appearance

>>147930672
hi autist!!!

>>147930781
Not him but
>not color coding pills
ree

>>147930781
>people want to tell shit apart visually
>lmao ur just autistic

Don't play a job if you don't want to do it correctly.

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>>147930672
>calls other people dumb
>"will"

>>147930672
>HEAL ME pill
>RadAway pill
>Anti-Viral pill
>Super Healing Pill pill

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>>147931449
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STOP RE-LABELING MY FUCKING PILLS YOU SHITS
BICARIDINE
ANTITOX
DEX+
TRICORD
THE REGULAR NAMES ARE FINE STOP WITH YOUR MEME NAMES GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>>147931615
>anything I don't like is a meme

>>147931907
why are you greentexting the truth

>>147931907
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT 'HEAL ME' IS
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO FUCKING GRAB A BEAKER, CRUSH A PILL AND WASTE IT JUST TO FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT IS WHILE I'M TRYING TO TREAT PATIENTS AND LIKE FUCK I'M GIVING THEM SOMETHING THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS

You, sir, are the retard.

YELLOW BICARD
GREEN DEX
RED DERMA
BLUE ANTI TOX

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>>147932053
I didn't say it wasn't stupid. I said calling it a meme is stupid too.

>>147930672
Ide rather churn out 500 pills all labeled clearly than 50 pills with different appearances

>>147930672
lmao eat shit nerd

>>147932134
All pills are default

>>147932230
Then don't play chemist. It's an extra 3 seconds to re-sprite the pill, you lazy little shit. If I find you doing this while playing CMO I will flash your ass, take your ID, and flush you down disposals.

>>147932342
Good thing you don't play CMO because heads of staff are expected to be able of entry-level human communication :^)

>>147932398
>implyign
>memeing when someone threatens your free chloral supply because you refuse to do your job correctly

Do it right. If you don't do your job, I'm perfectly within my rights to have your ass demoted.

>>147932230
shit nigger if you spend several minutes respriting the pill i think you should try another job
the chem dispensers only have enerfy for 100 10u pills anyway and you can do all medbay needs in most rounds using just the 2 dispensers

>>147932560
>someone is not doing exactly what my autism quenches for
>rather than communicate with them I will brandish my hypo chloral like a fucking autist
>by projecting that you're shit I can pretend like this is reasonable
Never play heads of staff

>>147932763
>implyign autism
Literally every decent doctor in medbay expects the pills to be reasonably colored.
Furthermore, your attitude obviously shows that even if someone asked you to take the time to color your pills in-game, that you would not, so why should I bother communicating after the first refusal instead of just taking my flash out and removing you from my medbay?
>the rest of that post
Ask any doctor and they'll tell you you're shit.

>>147932986
>your attitude obviously shows that even if someone asked you to take the time to color your pills in-game, that you would not
All this projection isn't helping anybody you fucking dumbass, I do color my pills
If you have this attitude in-game too don't apply for any heads of staff, the world already has enough raging spergs incapable of communication

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>>147932576
>100 10u pills
what the fuck? You can made atleast 500 10u pills
>>147932986
If you ask me for specifically colored pills for a reason I would listen personally, But for the fridge I dont see a point.

Semi-related heres a chemfridge in 2014

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>it's a medbay autists sperging at eachother thread

it's so nice not playing medbay with a bunch of raging autists

>>147933306
>You feel a tiny prick!

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>>147933192
>dermaline without kelo
>5 units AND 10 units
>Arithrazine (3.5 units) pill
>Ethylredoz (3 units) pill
>making inaprov at all
>lipozine both as 10 units and 1 unit for some fucking reason
>ALKYSINE OVER 5U
>Inacusiate 10u AND 8u
>a bunch of retarded relabeled pills
>making painkillers at all
Jesus fucking christ almighty.
I'd hate to have to scroll through all this fucking garbage every time I need pills.

>>147932134
fuck off

purple bicard
green anti-tox
red/yellow keloderma
dark blue dex+

>>147933192
>this fridge
>all this useless bullshit making it hard to find the actual meds
>no keloderm
>multiple pills with shitty designations
>renamed pills
Wow, and I thought 1u cryox guy was bad. I think this is fucking worse.

>>147933419
2014

>>147933689
This game's chemistry system hasn't changed jack shit over the past few years.

>>147932986
Hmm... Different communities, clearly. I mostly pray that Chemistry or some jackass who broke in hasn't intentionally labeled things incorrectly in the pill fridge in a malicious fashion, and if they have, it isn't something like deadly nerve toxin or an acid.

This is on /tg/ mind. You also have to deal with inevitably violent and disruptive trespassers in your department who want to grief you but also steal your medical supplies and tools.

>>147933517
>purple bicard
retarded, bicard's red

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>>147933640
Heres my other 2014 fridge for you.

>>147933774
>Different communities, clearly
Not really, I play Medbay constantly and autists like this guy don't dare touch CMO. It's all backseat thread shitposting.

>>147933192
100 energy = 1000 units = 100 pills * 10u
Those are some heavy duty pills, like the rye (made for cryo, I presume?), inacusiate, lipo, and alky, and pills you can't tell the contents of offhand are real taboo, but it works. I'm still really opposed to 1u dex+ but that's another shitty argument entirely.

>>147933881
Also if anyone cares since then Ive started labeling my Keloderm as Keloderm instead of just trusting doctors not to be retards and think its just dermaline
thats about all ive changed except actually learning what the OD values are

>>147933881
A couple nitpicks but I'd take this fridge any day.

>>147933775
retarded, bicard it purple because doctor's delight is also purple
now fuck off with your weak shit, bet you don't even hack groans to make rezadone

>>147934342
Rezadone is so disappointing as a chemical for how much effort goes in to making it otherwise.

>>147934342
>chem that heals brute, toxin, burn and oxy is purple
>therefore chem that heals brute is purple
but why actually

>>147934436
Eh, it stacks with Cryo

>>147934558
oh shit, i thought it was tricord and not bicard
bicard is the orange/white/orange one

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>>147933881
>DD 9.2u

>>147934708
http://pastebin.com/KsvHvMu4
just for you anon <3

CALL THE SHUTTLE MUH ANTAG ROLLS

>>147935220
This is shit never post this again please

>>147933881
better than most chemistry fridges nowadays

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Thanks space gods for saving my, my pAI's and my borer's ass twice

Head of Personnel's Desk announcement: MR DEAF SQUID, THIS IS NOT A DRIVE THRU.

>>147935295
</3

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>oh boy time to learn how to use a chem pack and mask
>120 creatine in my blood instantly

>>147935252
MUH ANTAG
MUH TRACTOR
MUH BOX
MUH SHUTTLE
MUH GREENTEXT
MUH MURDERBONER
MUH ANTAG

Please rate the top three female crewmembers most likely to be a futa

>>147935487
shit tier fetish

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>>147935438
>120 creatine

>>147935487
(you)

>>147935438
Its about only useful as a 1000 unit beaker you cant load into anything. The effort to actually use it for anything is too much

>>147935487
awful fetish

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>miner screams for help on the radio
>no suits sensors but luckily had GPS
>teleport him in
>A FUCKING GOLIATH COMES THROUGH WITH HIS BODY

>>147935438
>120 creatine
>120
YOU ABSOLUTE
MAD
MAN

>>147935487
Intigracy

>>147935487
Great fetish.

>>147935634
>Turn shield gens on
>pet tentacle monster to molest you
>Wait for it to move off the pad then teleport the miner to yourself and go clone him

>>147935487
Rambling Maniac
Sawbones
Felicity

>>147935634
>teleport them back
>wait a few seconds for the mob to move
>bring back miner
Ez pz

>bus gives a teleport pad to paramedics/medbay
That's really aw-
>science gets none
FUCK

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>>147935825
>sawbones

>>147935757
Yeah that would have been nice if it weren't for the fact that this was in medbay

>>147935883
It unfortunately moved off the telepad before I could react.

>>147935883
>>147935757
Two kinds of scientist

>>147936028
Not like he's gonna be any more dead

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>>147935634
>attack goliath with welder
>left arm gets fucked
>attack again
>it dies

>>147930781
>>147932230
>>147932284
>can't understand why not using different pills is bad
hi dumbs!

>>147937562
Oh I understand your arguments
I just don't care

>>147935990
Only one telephoto pad can be in a map
Might as well be in paramedics. A nice change of pace

>>147933192
once again:
as a medic, i take an empty pill bottle and fill it with various pills from the storage;
if they're all the same and i'm under the pressure of saving a patient (even worse, multiple patients) it's a fist in the ass to over my mouse on ALL goddamn pills to find the one i need.
if you can't understand this it just means that you never take a pill bottle with you or you never play medic.

>>147938003
that's why you're an awful chemist then.

>>147938278
>not keeping track of inventory slots

>>147938278
You could just...remember where you put them?

>>147938901
I don't play chemist at all. I just think your crying is fuckin great.

>its a 'medbay bickering' thread

>>147938278
Personally, I just take a couple of bottles, and recolour the label on those.

>>147939152
you could just... try to play medic and take a pill bottle with you sometimes to see that is not so easy?
when you use them the ones that remain inside the bottle will be moved to fill the "empty spaces"

>>147939376
I do it all the time and never have any trouble remembing what pills are where

>>147939250
>I don't play chemist at all
that's explains the stupid things you're saying.

Tfw you cant put your jumpsuit in the washing machine with 30 space drug pills accidentally and put it on and get intense contact high the rest of the shift

>>147939310
From now on if I play CMO I will warn a chemist once that if he doesn't fix his basic appearance pills I will flash him and demote him.
Best part is that I am perfectly within my right to do this to do this.

>have robotic limbs
>doing a quick EMP mix is suicide
fug

>>147939337
Aw ye, that's the way nigga.
Less refills, more shit to fill your belt so you feel fully equipped.

What is the best game mode and why is it whatever one I happen to be the antag on

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>not really paying attention,just waiting in line loading my human onto the autoborger 9000
>get him in, go to leave
>veer to the left to make room
>FWOOOOSH!
>there was a supermatter crystal in the AI upload

post yfw you get antag

>>147939595
>You feel a tiny Prick
>you feel your ID being messed with
>Wake up in disposals, demoted to assistant and chemist is promoted to CMO

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>>147939595
>CMO asks me to change the appearance of my pills or he'll demote me
>Table him, polyacid his face off, take his ID, throw him in trash.

>>147939834
>get bwoinked

>>147939827
>Call Security
>Get them to cross-check the crew manifest and see that I was clearly the CMO
>He gets brigged and demoted

>>147939834
>ahelp
>banned for non-antag murder

Keep it up faggots, just change those sprites.

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>>147939760

>>147939595
Make my day and try it faggot. You will wake up as a monkey

>>147939736
>Talking to my captor about going to the vox outpost
>They get pushed into the shard
>Another borg tries to catch me
>They also get sharded
>Just sit there, wondering what the fuck just went down

>>147939972
Anon, the captain demoted you and promoted him. You're an assistant now, and wasting secs time. Thats 5 min in the brig and a beating.

>>147939595
"HoP, can you demote this Chemist?"
"Sure, what did he do?"
"He didn't make my pills blue instead of red ;("
Never play a head role.

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>>147939760
>have a good plan in mind
>jump the gun

>cucking the CE out of his power valids

stay mad carbons

>>147940032
There were about two or three seconds in my cold steel heart where I was willing to take you to the outpost, I sealed my own fate in ignoring them

>>147940173
>Needlessly making the MDs job more tedious because you are lazy is not a good enough reason to get demoted

Guess how I know you never play medbay?

>>147940173
If he's already colouring pills, why can't he use the colours CMO wants?

>>147939595
:c DEMOTE THSI CHEMIST CALL SECURITY TO CHEMISTRY
:c whats wrong?
:c HE ISNT CHANGING THE PILL COLORS
:c CMO fuck off

>its a 'Medbay still shitslinging at eachother' thread
>meanwhile in cargo

>>147940292
>implying he's not going to be unconscious in disposals while we sort out the paperwork, and I can't just make up a lie

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>>147940348

>>147940348
>cargo thinks they're relevant
Good joke

Please rate your top three admins in order of preference.

And your bottom three.

>>147940405
>He presses charges
>You get fired for assault
>if its a girl and you're a guy, you also get charged with sexual assault
>Demoted to Janitor with a shock pack superglued to your back
>They get made CMO
>You walk by medbay
>The dexalin pills are red and the keloderm pills are blue

>>147940292
>>147939827
>>147939834
>ebin edgy chemists think they're hot shit

news flash, no CMO is stupid enough to let you get the drop on them with ebin chloral, and if they are, they're not the kind that'll demote you for not doing your job

also, not doing your job and not following orders is a-okay grounds for demotion, and no CMO is stupid enough to phrase it as 'wah my pill colors', because generally if a chemist refuses to obey their superior's orders, it's a sign they're shit and you can just phrase your demotion request as 'they're an incompetent retard incapable of following the chain of command'

ITS NOT BOX REEEEE
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10941

>>147940546
>Captain goes to look at whats so bad
>The fridge is full, The chemist is making a cryomix and he doesn't have a syringe gun within ten tiles

>>147940832
>CMO tells the captain that because all pills are the same color it makes it harder to identify the pills in a crisis and such you need to spend longer time finding the right pill
>CMO also explains that it is the chemist job to change the colors and that changing the colors take not even a second
>Captain agrees and tells you to stop being a fucking retard

>>147940832
>captains actually caring about anything and not looking for any chance to demote, kill, or steal from people
Good joke, anon.

>>147941009
>Captain opens the fridge
:c uh CMO? Why don't you just read the names before vending them?

>>147938252
>only one
says who? No really, I will recode that shit if it's a software issue.

>>147940832
>bullshitting this hard

Lemme fix that for you;
>captain doesn't go see what's wrong because the captain doesn't have fuckshit to do with demotions
>hop demotes the shitty chemist who left all the pills as default, made only polyspraybottles and chloral syringes, and stashed all the large beakers in his backpack when the CMO asks for it, no questions asked

>>147940832
>captain not being trigger happy power monger
Please, we both know the captain would love to demote them, they'll even try to come up with reasons to bring in a firing squad.

>>147941049
>It is another "I have never played medbay" post
Please just stop.

>>147941078
>Reasons
:s Were demoting the chemist, Bring the laserguns

>>147941049
>people who've never played med trying to make posts about med

This is too ebin.
Now fuck off and stop talking about shit you don't know fuck about.

I was thinking it would be funny to go chemist and intentionally make all pills look the opposite of how they should, then i remembered litearlly nobody even looks at pills except the one guy in the thread and everyone else just reads the name and then forcefeeds it

>>147935220
Single most awful pastebin I've ever read.

>Meme puts his head up his killer ass.

[07:24:10]ADMIN: PM: Zenek123/(Meme)->Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison): because i could
[07:24:17]ADMIN: PM: Zenek123/(Meme)->Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison): also , it was dedchat
[07:24:31]ADMIN: PM: Zenek123/(Meme)->Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison): its a DeS3 reference
[07:24:42]ADMIN: PM: Zenek123/(Meme)->Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison): ill give a link in a sec
[07:25:11]ADMIN: PM: Zenek123/(Meme)->Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esOpx7ybPt8
[07:25:42]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison)->Zenek123/(Meme): Did you read the rules friendo

>>147941319
Are you absolutely retarded? You can make the colors all fucked up if you want, as long as they are different.
Any MD worth their salt doesn't read the name, they just look at the sprite and choose it.

>>147940535
>The dexalin pills are red and the keloderm pills are blue
still fine. just don't do them with the same sprite.

>>147941319
>not making every batch of pills a different color, even if they're the same chem
Come on now.

>>147941410
I don't understand this, is there context i'm not getting?

>>147941410
What exactly did he do
Quote it

>>147941567
Now I want to make 20 pills and each one has a different skin despite all being the same amount and type of chemical

>>147941319
i'm the one who started the discussion, let the pills look any way you want, just don't use the same sprite for all them.

I started a project to pay homage to other servers maps by replicating them and then fucking their shit up with your typical day to day antagging and making the result the default state for us to later go in via gateway and claim their loot.
The amount of broken references was greater than I anticipated, send help I was a fool!

>>147941702
zenek123 continually IC in LOOC until today
he noncon ERP'd in deadchat and now he's bant forever

>>147941009
>cmo I can read anti toxin in this pill
>I can read dermalin too
>Oh look I can also read dex plus
CMO thinking they are relevant are funny

>>147941896
>Using LOOC abusively, put his head up someone's asshole idk
my sides

>>147942724
id/Intigracy

only girls allowed

>>147942724
id/utilitas

also girls allowed

>>147942724
Meet me on the ERP channel of the discord bb

>>147942724
id/pomf

only chicks allowed

>>147944136
>big chikun into chicks
fucking sicko

CODER FIGHT

CODER FIGHT

>>147920304
doesnt some russian company use SS13 for atmos training

>>147945845
stop shilling intigracy

>in 6 months or so ERP will be tolerated with just becoming valid and being given a note happening and vox, heist and traders will be removed
Funny how things change over time.

How do i make maps?

>>147946628
Come to my house and I'll show you.
t. intigracy

>>147940062
>You're an assistant now, and wasting secs time. Thats 5 min in the brig and a beating.
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

REEEE SHITCURITY GET OUT

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>>147946161
Does Trump win the election, Titor?

>>147946727
i'm serious please help

>>147946887
Ask IRC or the coding and mapping section of the discord.
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Mapping may also help

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>setting up power
>decide fuck the singularity and order more parts for the AME
>tuck the accelerator and singularity generator away in secure storage
>fast forward
>The Emergency Shuttle has been called. Reason: "IT'S LOOSE"
>What the fuck
>Head to engineering
>Someone painstakingly took the accelerator out of storag and assembled it just so they could singuloose

Next time I'm spacing the control console.

>>147946801
Nah

>>147947179
I set up the PA in under a minute and then put the two singu gens infront of the machine with the super matter shard in the middle honk.

>>147947179
But how is the station getting powerwith no singulo???

>>147947179
the more you try to hide it, the more likely someone will go through the effort to use it

>>147947179
>Metagaming this hard

we'll look forward to your ban appeal later

Thanks for the gun mechanic, I was a non traitor when ya gave it to me, sorry I gave ya a bad name. Im really unrobust
>>147947357
Reading compreension anon, he mentioned the AME you dolt.

>>147947357
I think there's a plasma fueled engine, but I don't work in engineering so I'm not 100% sure.

Singularity probably provides a lot of power, but is dangerous; so the plasma engine is there for backup.

>>147947179
>Not feeding it to the SME
>Not feeding the entire Singlo containment, the PA, and the singlo generators to the SME
>Not feeding every engine but the SME to the SME
>Not feeding the SME to the SME

>be clown
>fill a large amount of fire extinguishers with welder fuel
>space punpun
>grab a pie tin, and an igniter

had a fun time

>>147939595
Don't tell them what you'll do to them, just ESCALATES the situation in their favour. Warn them one or three times then send them down the shitter chute, less their card.

>you will never feel intigracy spread your lower lips

What is worse:

>security officer that can't fight but patrols and solves minor problems by descalating them
OR
>security officer that is robust but is an asshole to all non-antags

>>147947450
>>147947458
i was being ironic

>fuck off to get the goonecode
>despressurize all the goonsat
>loot all the russians and get 2 matebas
>try to loot the gooncode
>can't turn off turrets because assistant
>try to crowbar the turrets to death
>720° noscoped by turrets and dead

>>147947802
Which is the one that makes you fuck off?

>>147947450
Yeah
A guy murdered me because he thought i was a traitor for that
But it's kind of stupid
You gave me a shitton of materials so "handed guns" was a fucking stupid reason to kill me for that nigger
>>147947802
I rather have assholes as long as they stick to space law and don't use the tryhard speeches like they were worth shit

>>147947889
Neither. I main Bartender

>>147947878
Nigga, just like, hack the APC. It is right there to the left of the window.
You don't even need to hack it open, all you need to do is short the power.

>>147947802
Probably the latter. Validlust/capcurity/gunsci takes care of most actual threats on this serb anyways

>>147947802
>sec officer an 2 other people doing that awkward help motive shuffle while going through a door
>sec tases them to get through first
The first, nobody likes an asshole.

>>147947630
That actually sounds hilarious, but can you make it look like the extinguishers are untouched in their housing?

how to make your own private test server?

>>147948835
1. D/L source
2. Compile source with Dreammaker
3. Host compiled .dmb with Dreamdaemon
4. ???
5. Profit

>>147948835
Contact me at id/Intigracy and I'll show you ;)

>>147949054
Okay, now how2make self admin?

>>147948835
>>147949062
Intigracy will help you, you can get on irc and ask.

>>147949165
Look for an admin.txt file or something then add your ckey to it.

>>147949371
>tfw intigracy will never help you start a family

>>147951156
>will never go house hunting with intigracy
>you and inti will never settle down in a nice urban home
>will never bear inti's children
>will never take care of the house, cleaning, cooking for inti and the kids

>>147951554
>you will never touch boobs with inti

Please rate these clown pranks on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being ding dong bannu and 1 being funny

Replacing the insulated gloves in engineering with dyed normal gloves

Replacing the water in various fire extinguishers with welding fuel

Sneaking into medbay and replacing someones shoes with dyed clown shoes while they are cloning

Shooting banana cream pies out of a cannon at people

Putting down a wet floor sign and then mopping every single tile around it

Telling horrible puns over the radio for three hours straight

giving every genetics monkey tourettes and hiding them in maint with stationbounced radios

Chloraling people and wrapping them in giftwrap then delivering them to someone else in an attempt to ship them

Making telecomms add honk to messages randomly

Making telecomms tell horrible puns for three hours straight

growing spacelube bananas and leaving them laying around the stations hallways

Rushing a HONK and then waddling around HONKing people

Putting on an elaborate play with the mime and then absorbing him live on stage and then monkeying and ventcrawling away

Uploading harmless laws to the AI

Uploading potentially harmful laws to the AI

Uploading stupid bullshit to the AI

Ordering a borg to bolt open random doors

Ordering the AI to disable ID scan on random doors

IS THIS SPACE LAG ME OR THE SERVER?

>Replacing the water in various fire extinguishers with welding fuel
>Chloraling people and wrapping them in giftwrap then delivering them to someone else in an attempt to ship them
>Uploading potentially harmful laws to the AI
Don't do any of these as non-antag, but as antag go wild.

>>147952112
>Replacing the insulated gloves in engineering with dyed normal gloves

I did something similar as a mime once. Gave some scientist a pair of dyed gloves, later he tries hacking into cargo and gets electrified into crit.

That was pretty funny.

>>147952683
dragon said i could tho

>>147952112
3, 2, 0, 7, 1, 9, 10, ahelped, 10, 8, 5, 9, 8, 9, 3, 10, 1, 6

>>147952683
you can do that but dont cry about it in ahelps

>>147952112
absorbing the clown during a show would be p funny desu

>>147953451
Well for the fire extinguisher, take the ban like a man when you cause a giant fire that kills people I guess.

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all these people pretending that fire extinguishers are used to put out fires
not with this game's fucked up atmos simulation

>>147925576

Now I am imagining the janitor sailing through space on the janicart, with the ducktales moon theme.

Hey guys, please reply to this post when the next round is about to start, not before, thx :3

>>147956052
It's about to start

>>147931615
>>147931449
>expecting half the server to know what autists do in Medbay
>expecting the average guy to know what the fuck bicaridine does
It's called idiot-proofing. You and I might understand what these things are but you bet your ass you'll save more lives if you name them like >>147931449. Most of the time medbay is only staffed by a borg and 1 doctor that made pills and died 2 hours ago anyway.

>>147955135
Might as well be called "emergency anti-slime weapons"

>bullets can go through airlocks

this will never not bother me

IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

>>147955135
They're not to launch shards at people?
My life was a lie!

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how did i do as warden?
i didn't mean to roll that job, also sorry chaplain but since he was a head i couldn't stop him

>>147954715
absolutely

After finally making some high potency dermaline, bicaridine, and anti toxin splatter apples, I can tell you from the bottom of my heart that xenobotany is not worth the time or credit investment

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literally what

>>147956962
You did just fine, man.

I spent all shift on a meme gimmick and I think I didn't manage to kill anybody with it

>>147956860
TAKE A ROBUST CLOWN AS YOUR WIFE

>>147956962
its kool bae, i had fun with chikun
4/10, didn't accept my drumsticks.

How do you rotate glass panes in dream maker? I can't find out for the life of me.

>>147956823
Only glass airlocks.

>>147952112
HONKing people can be pretty bad, and having telecoms spout horrible puns too often would also be too much (but if it's say, once every 10 minutes, it's perfectly fine).
Uploading potentially harmful laws to the AI is also bad and 10-tier. Rest is good.

>>147956916
Nerfed to hell, it's better to throw tiles now.

>>147957252
On other servers, they can't pass even through glass airlocks, unlike lasers.

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>be MoMMI
>decide to help and improve medbay
>build them a new cryo, a new set of cloning equipment, and an autolathe
>build a circuit imprinter and protolathe too
>build a cyborg recharger in a corner because why not
>even try to build a chem fridge in the lobby for public use but turns out the chem fridge is a special snowflake machine and has no specific board, and regular smartfridges won't accept pills
>never see anyone use them, ever
why bother...

Didn't know I was tator, shouldn't it alert me at round start??

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>>147957473
I went to use the chem dispenser for chloral, but it was out of charge

>>147957537
ur just blind af senpai

>>147957537
there's red text and a 'MISSION SPECIFICATION: WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE" sound

>>147957186
pls help

>>147957186
Right click the window where you would select an instance of the glass panel, and select 'generate instances from directions', and that should get you the 4 or so directions of glass panel

>>147957897
screwdriver, crowbar, screwdriver then rotate

>>147958028
dream maker, as in the mapping tool
>>147957996
thanks a lot

>>147957473
it happens, also I think you can flatpack print the chem fridge

>>147957473
>helping carbons
>out in the open
>as a mommi
>in a way that can affect the round
Stop playing mommi. Just be a fucking mechanic.

>>147957252
I know, it still just feels like kind of a dumb change. Feels like it devalues lasers.

>>147958773
everything you do affects the round, by definition

taking MoMMI laws literally would imply in MoMMIs standing still for the entire duration of the round

>>147958773
Building extra medical machines is not involving yourself in another beings matter.

>>147959135
Mommis fix holes and turn on power
They don't make chem dispensers for chucklefucks like >>147957640 to make chloral.
Its a nice gesture, but it's involving yourself in living beings. If he wants to be nice for other people and build them shit, he should be a mechanic. The people who's job it is to do that.

>>147959561
Fixing holes is also involving yourself in another beings matter, seeing as that being caused that breach.
Stop being a retard.

>>147959669
>all breaches are bombs
Read between the lines.

>>147959764
>implying that mommis can't fix breaches done by bombs
that's what you just said.
i'm not >>147959669

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Shards pulse stack, so that's about 13~14 MW/collector. Pretty fun no-emitter project. Wonder if i can push this to 11 shards

>>147960154
Will there ever be a station that needs more than the combined power of four solars and a mediocre singularity setup? As someone who primarily plays engineer the complete lack of necessity attached to every engine but the one you decide to set up as well as a crew who will call a shuttle as soon as they see firelocks drop nine times out of ten is making the job start to seem hollow.

best/worst admins

go

>>147961309
best
me

worst
you

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>>147960154
16 SHARDS, I JUST HOPE THERE ARE NO METEORS COMING TODAY

>>147960487
I feel you. But then again, the station almost never gets fully powered unless there are 2~3 engineers, becaus most of them just want the goodies, so i fear we can't get too stingy with power.